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User avatar #183947 - Residentpudding
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I'm going drinking tonight with my coworkers after work. Some friends were trying to get a bunch of people together so we can all go get drunk. Now, I'm not much of an alcoholic. I've only ever drank with my closest friends and I'm a bit of a lightweight. I do want to go tonight, but I don't want to embarrass myself. Any tips on how to hold my liquor down? What kind of food should I eat before then and how long before I drink should I eat? Tips for a hangover? I'd really appreciate some help here.
User avatar #183961 to #183947 - titsmccracken
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People will judge you worse for getting shit faced than for being a light weight. Just drink what you normally would.
#183956 to #183947 - anon id: bb817414
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Just drink what you're comfortable with. No need to get hammered just to impress people.
User avatar #183932 - iliekcereal
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How do you break up with someone and hurt them as little as possible? I love my girlfriend, but I just don't really think it's working anymore. I still want to be friends, but it kinda feels like as individual people, we're growing into two different people that aren't really compatible as partners. Also, I guess I'm just not really ready to settle down. We've been dating a while... I haven't decided if/when I'm going to do this, but I'd say it kinda looks like it
User avatar #183933 to #183932 - plantain
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Break up with them as soon as possible. Dragging it on and putting it off will just make it worse for both you. Explain to her why you don't think it'll work gently but firmly.
User avatar #183969 to #183933 - iliekcereal
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I wound up doing it tonight. It didn't go great, but oh well.
User avatar #183937 to #183933 - iliekcereal
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Do you think it's possible to remain friends afterwards? Honestly. I know it often doesn't work that way, but I genuinely don't want to hurt her and I do think we should still be able to get along personality wise
User avatar #183938 to #183937 - plantain
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My mom still talks with her divorced husband so....maybe? Most of the time though, I feel like it would be kind of unhealthy for both of you. And other girls might not like you being so close to an ex.
User avatar #183943 to #183938 - iliekcereal
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I figured... I'm really torn up on this so I think I'm gonna have to wait a few days just to make sure this is what I want. Idk. Thanks for the help
User avatar #183945 to #183943 - plantain
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Anytime, man. Hope it turns out all right.
User avatar #183946 to #183945 - iliekcereal
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Thank you.
User avatar #183931 - doit
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Im lookinf for advices on how to meet and talk to girls.
I like a girl but shes unavailable, so I wanna try and meet new people and make friends. However I cant seem to do it if the girl is outside of my group of friends.
I have never kissed a girl, im currently 17 and in HS. I really wanna know what to d.
User avatar #183965 to #183931 - bobvonbobby
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Simple Pickup on youtube buddy. Simple 30. It's... It's amazing...
User avatar #183940 to #183936 - doit
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Even then, im not exactly the best looking guy and straight up asking someone for a date seems weird to me.
User avatar #183941 to #183940 - plantain
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Well perferably you'd be asking someone you already have a rapport with or know somehow. A friend of a friend or something.

You could always ask them if they want to do something and invite one or two of your friends as a wingman. Hell, you could even ask if she wants to bring anyone. If it seems like they had a good time, ask them out alone.
User avatar #183942 to #183941 - doit
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The thing I met the girl I like, through the internet. She approached me, and since then I havent talked 1 on 1 with any girl outside of my group of friends. So I really dont know how to do it. Before, I didnt pay much attention to girls or dating. But now the first thing I think when talking to a girl is dating her and such and that messes me up
User avatar #183944 to #183942 - plantain
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You have to get that out of your head and focus on building a friendship first. It's okay to imagine dating a girl, but that shouldn't be your main focus or you risk making yourself too nervous to build the friendship that leads into a relationship.

In terms of talking with girls, you need to evaluate the personality of your target. Jokes are a great way to flirt with girls, but you need to be careful. A girl that I've been trying to woo laughs at Obama and religious jokes, but I wouldn't risk special needs or sex jokes (sex jokes should NEVER be used until you're in a relationship, it's creepy).

Asking fun questions is a great way to keep a conversation going, as people love to talk about themselves. Make sure you're specific though, so as to avoid half-assed answers. Example: "Do you like movies?" "Yes." vs "What's your favorite movie and why?" "The Room, because Tommy Wiseau reminds of my father who passed away fro mcancer five years ago leadign my mother to turn to prostitution to pay the bills."
User avatar #183948 to #183944 - doit
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Hmm. Thanks for the tips ... Hopefully I dont get rejected straight away...
#183950 to #183948 - plantain
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Good luck, mate.
User avatar #183929 - imnotasian
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okay guys i dont know why but im continuously getting angry and frustrated at almost everything i do when it comes to school and even when im just playing games with friends. I feel like i just cant be the best anything i do and it frustrates me. how do i get out of this rut ?
#183930 to #183929 - yourinvisiblegf
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lower your standards

here's a little graph to sum up
the less the disapointement, the more the happiness

you can call this stoicism
#183921 - anon id: 5fb69fcb
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Can anyone recommend a good laptop cooling pad? The one I have is starting to fail, and with warm weather coming I'm gonna need a new pad. My last laptop got so hot it quite literally melted itself from the inside out, I really don't want that happening again
#183917 - anon id: 2232a454
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I've been thinking of getting skype, the only problem is that I don't like making accounts that I cannot delete...

what do?
#183957 to #183917 - flufflepuff
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make a fake account, so people know you're a pussy without knowing your name
#183919 to #183917 - anon id: a3617c64
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Get over your irrational fear and make an account.
User avatar #183916 - thumbsdenied
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Is it bad i cut off one of those dangly moles? It was on my neck and its not bleeding.
User avatar #183939 to #183916 - titsmccracken
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Its a sack mole. A little weird that its not bleeding, but honestly its nothing to freak out about. It might grow back though.
#183924 to #183916 - anon id: 5ee51656
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Yes it is, consult a dermatologist asap
#183920 to #183916 - anon id: a3617c64
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You just cured cancer.
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#183905 - watermelloon
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what could i change to make this tank look better or is it ok how it is?
#183906 to #183905 - watermelloon
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#183923 to #183906 - zarnvendk
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More fish
#183970 to #183923 - watermelloon
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good idea. id like to put different types of fish in their but im afraid it might have to be more gold fish or another koi. :| ive read up and apparently goldfish are not nice to other fishes...

(my current koi in the photo)
#183908 to #183906 - anon id: 2cfd6acd
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Add some air ornaments
User avatar #183915 to #183908 - watermelloon
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i was thinking of a bubbler along the back wall actually. :F
User avatar #183894 - hellkitequeen
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(05/08/2015) [-]
Someone please teach me how to properly not give a fuck anymore
User avatar #183966 to #183894 - bobvonbobby
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Simple 30. Look it up.
#183958 to #183894 - flufflepuff
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You can't just conceptually realize you shouldn't care, you have to emotionally let it settle..
#183909 to #183894 - anon id: 6ebe6a31
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It's a feeling you acquire once you realize the pointlessness of it all. Then you simply don't care.
User avatar #183902 to #183894 - titsmccracken
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A lobotomy, but seriously is it one problem that's bugging you or life in general?
User avatar #183918 to #183902 - hellkitequeen
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Well I struggle with depression in general but recently my relationship of nearly 5 years and my recent engagement is starting to crumble
User avatar #183896 to #183894 - alexanderburns
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All you have to do is understand that nothing matters since the universe is so unimaginably huge.
you eat too much ice cream? who gives a fuck, universe is still going to keep going.

farted in public by accident and the girl beside you noticed and moved the hell away from your disgusting ass? the rest of the world doesn't know that just happened. who even cares.

the reapers wiped galactic civilization? whatever. next cycle happens regardless of who heard you fart.

Life always goes on.
User avatar #183895 to #183894 - shiiiiiiiiiiii
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tell me more
User avatar #183892 - nigalthornberry
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I need help with my Spanish
I need the answers to the aventura 2 workbook
User avatar #183897 to #183892 - Kalas
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I know spanish, do you still need help?
#183891 - jvizzlez
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User avatar #183893 to #183891 - jvizzlez
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found it.
User avatar #183876 - friedflounder
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so i have 4 $ to my name and failed all my classes this semester, have rent coming up, and my parents believed that i did really well this year.
Everything seems shitty but maybe im just depressed because i have a great group of friends and a girlfriend but no funds to do fun stuff. Maybe im just a pessimist, but it seems iffy right now
#183869 - itslog
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Guys my gf for like a year just broke up with me and we talked like everyday now that we don't talk I just feel empty.
#183928 to #183869 - anon id: 2cec01a6
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https://youtube.com/devicesupport
watch dis guys videos
User avatar #183871 to #183869 - thatonesouthernkid
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talk to your other friends, it'll help. just give it time and the pain will subside, a bad idea would be going to find someone to fill the hole right away. just have your friends keep you company for a while and then get back into the game.
#183872 to #183871 - itslog
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I know but like I don't feel like I can talk to them like that like I wanted to marry her and the the spark just disaperd for our relationship
User avatar #183875 to #183872 - thatonesouthernkid
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I'm gonna be honest here when I tell you that I don't know much about wanting to wife a girl and losing her, but what I do know is that I've seen divorce before. and the way I've seen someone handle it the best was just hanging out with friends, not necessarily talking about the seperation but just being happy with their friends. The best way to not feel lonely is to just NOT be alone every night. go out drinking with your buds, this weekend. I'm sure that it'll help just a little bit.
#183877 to #183875 - itslog
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I could use a drink but I'm not old enough lol (also are your from the south because I'm from SC)
User avatar #183878 to #183877 - thatonesouthernkid
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Hah, maybe if you'd asked five years ago. I moved up from greensborough NC to Philly. how old are you, because I can't rationalize wanting to get married before the age of thirty
#183880 to #183878 - itslog
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18 like it would have been a few years but like that's kinda how I was raised get married in 20s wait a few years have kids ya know that's how I feel
User avatar #183885 to #183880 - thatonesouthernkid
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you're like a year older than me. holy poop, I thought I was giving advice to a 26 year old. I dunno man, did you tell her that you wanted to marry her?
#183888 to #183885 - itslog
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lol we both wanted to infact she said it first
User avatar #183889 to #183888 - thatonesouthernkid
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you crazy, man. also can you confirm something for me? how often do white people say nigger around where you live? Because I hadn't even heard the word spoken outside of tv till i moved up here.
#183890 to #183889 - itslog
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lol i say it alot because i have black friends but its like a joke but i dont think ive ever heard it from a white person and it not b a joke
#183859 - anon id: 91348bc0
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so I just met a girl through the internet and she is DTF. she's like 16 (legal here) and she said she just wants to fuck no strings attached. now what I'm wondering here, is how you do a smooth transaction from shaking hands and introducing yourselves to fucking after you've knocked at her door?
User avatar #183861 to #183859 - gharshi
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I think this is a realistic illustration https://youtube.com/devicesupport
User avatar #183860 to #183859 - gharshi
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have you never watched porn? you obviously dress up as the pizza man and tell her you have an order of extra large sausage for her. then the camera automatically switches to the scene where you're ramming her butthole

gg no re
User avatar #183856 - lgninjaleetful
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Im looking to buy a good hunting knife, any quality suggestions?
User avatar #183901 to #183856 - titsmccracken
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Like a bowie knife or something smaller?
User avatar #183868 to #183856 - thatonesouthernkid
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i heard kershaw was a good brand, i don't know much about knives though
#183855 - anon id: 06d0bc6f
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What kind of small mirror would be good for looking around corners and looking on the other sides of doors with?
User avatar #183873 to #183855 - thatonesouthernkid
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one of those beauty mirrors women keep in their purses.
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User avatar #183850 - sphincterface
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Guys. Guys. ISIS just said they are going to attack America, and they claimed that they have 71 operatives here.
I repeat. 71 operatives
What the hell are we going to do? Is this the end of America? Is this the end of us all?
User avatar #183862 to #183850 - alexanderburns
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start training to be John McClane
User avatar #183858 to #183850 - balnce
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Make sure you pray 5 times a day.
User avatar #183830 - welliguessitsaname
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So I'm friends with this cute girl. She's a huge nerd, we joke around and play vidya and such. It's very likely she's a tumblr user but she doesn't whine about the patriarchy and other such fun topics so she seems cool. Yesterday, I found out she identifies as "non-binary" and prefers the pronouns "they/them" over "she/her". This reaaally threw me off. I'm definitely interested in her (them?) but this is a huge turn off since her maturity and other cool things have really been brought into question. I felt better later and thought that it was silly but it didn't matter. So... what do I do, FJ?

#183910 to #183830 - anon id: 6ebe6a31
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DROP HER
You will save yourself from dealing with some future bullshit, things like this is a giant red flag. Run.
User avatar #183884 to #183830 - hirollin
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Having been friends with a tumblr fag I can honestly say the best thing you can do is leave her behind and never talk to her again.
This is the best thing for your future.
For your penis.
For your wallet.
For you sanity.
For the world.
User avatar #183886 to #183884 - welliguessitsaname
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My penis and my wallet? We haven't gotten that far.
User avatar #183887 to #183886 - hirollin
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you know the point im trying to make.
i suggest you listen to it.
User avatar #183848 to #183830 - atrocitustheking
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Just stick around. Don't let wild speculation ruin a potential thing. Could be good, could be bad, but you won't find out if you bail now.
User avatar #183835 to #183830 - holsety
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She's too much of a hassle

Break off while you still can
User avatar #183838 to #183835 - welliguessitsaname
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she's hellla cute tho
User avatar #183844 to #183838 - holsety
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too much of a hassle

run nigga, RUN
User avatar #183841 to #183838 - yibdiy
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User avatar #183831 to #183830 - lawuser
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dump her
User avatar #183832 to #183831 - welliguessitsaname
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We weren't dating
User avatar #183836 to #183832 - lionsoil
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shit nigga, i think you wish you were. That ass may be fat but her brain, don't fuck wit crazy bruh.
User avatar #183834 to #183832 - lawuser
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then there's no problem
User avatar #183839 to #183834 - welliguessitsaname
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I don't completely feel comfortable calling her "them"
User avatar #183840 to #183839 - lawuser
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dump her
User avatar #183842 to #183840 - welliguessitsaname
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...
User avatar #183843 to #183842 - lionsoil
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listen, i understand she's pretty. But she's also pretty fucking dumb. Don't fuck wit crazy nigga. too many niggas in the game getting fucked by the pussy game, don't catch ur own body getting caufght by the dome play.
User avatar #183833 to #183832 - yibdiy
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Do it anyway.
User avatar #183837 to #183833 - welliguessitsaname
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o-okay