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#101705 - nigalthornberry (11/03/2013) [-]
Some of you may remember that i was feeling bad about the girl that i grew apart from

I got pretty depressed from that until i watched Futurama last night and heard something that stuck in my mind
"Its enough to know you're happy."
Just wanted to share incase anyone else had something similar
#101697 - squirrelpumpkin (11/03/2013) [-]
I'm a femanon who is a freshman in college this year. There is a guy who I met in one of my classes about a month or two ago, and come to find out I really, really like him. I feel so safe when I am around him and he has the cutest face that makes my heart melt with I see him. I haven't felt this way about anybody in quite a long time.

Originally, he's the one who came up to me and asked me for my number a few months back because I'm a complete shut in who doesn't usually go up to people and talk to them. At first I thought this was strange, because this does not usually happen to me. I have really low self esteem by the way. Anyways, we begin texting and it seems like we became quick friends. He invited me to a get together with his friends in early-mid October, which ended up being pretty fun. And then two weeks later he invites me to this party with his friends. He has some drinks with his friends and we just chill and talk the whole night, it was really nice. When it was time for me to go home, he walked me to my car and he kept trying to keep the conversation going like he didn't want me to go. I got the feeling that he really liked me at that point, and it felt good. Finally I ended up going home and he texted me until I fell asleep. A few days ago he wanted me to go out to eat with him, which I did. I wanted to pay for myself but he insisted he pay for the both of us, which I greatly appreciated. And then we just sat in his car and talked for literally two hours after that until it started raining really hard and we had to each go home before the storm got worse.
#101698 to #101697 - squirrelpumpkin (11/03/2013) [-]
But after that day he hasn't been talking to me nearly as much as he used to for some reason. However, yesterday I asked him if he would like to hang out and he said he would like that. So we went over to his buddy's house and hung out with them for a while until it started getting late. He said he was ready to leave, and asked me if we could go back to my place to hang out. I said sure that would be nice, because I did want to get him alone. Not because I wanted to do anything sexual with him, but just because I really like talking to him without a ton of people around. So we get to my place and I put in a movie and we start chatting, and all of a sudden he pulls me into him and starts kissing me. I really didn't know what to do at this point, because I am a shut in and completely sexually awkward. He then without notice takes my shirt off and I'm not really sure what to do, but I kind of like it so I just go along with it. Things were moving really fast at this point, and he tried to have sex with me but I refused because for the most part I'm a virgin (I had sex once with my previous boyfriend but it was a long time ago and I didn't think I was ready even then). He said he didn't want to force me to do anything I don't want to do, which was really nice of him. But I felt bad for refusing his sexual advances so I instead tried to give him a blowjob. He kept pulling me away and eventually I learned that he doesn't like blowjobs. I felt really really bad at that point because I really didn't want to have sex but I didn't want to leave him unsatisfied either. He said it was okay and so we put our clothes back on and then he kissed me and said he had to go (it was close to 2 AM by this point).
#101699 to #101698 - squirrelpumpkin (11/03/2013) [-]
I texted him asking him if he liked me and he responded with "yeah". But there is the constant dread in the back of my mind that he was just using me as a sexual conquest. I really hope that's not true, as I really care about this guy. So I guess my question is - does it sound like he likes me? or does it sound like he is using me? I know guys at this age are full of testosterone, and that is okay. I just don't want to think I'm being used.

I am really sorry for the wall of text but I needed to get that off my chest pretty badly.
User avatar #101737 to #101699 - lmaopwnt (11/03/2013) [-]
If you're worried that he'll just use you for sex then you may need to do some digging. Try to find any ex's of his and ask them for some input.
User avatar #101716 to #101699 - adrilazzaro (11/03/2013) [-]
Aye as mako said, just fuck him, get some rubbers and you'll be fine. And don't go around saying you're a virgin because you're ashamed of your first time, you're not a virgin if you've fucked
User avatar #101701 to #101699 - makotoitou (11/03/2013) [-]
You two just need to fuck badly.
#101702 to #101701 - squirrelpumpkin (11/03/2013) [-]
I really wanted to but I'm just super paranoid about pregnancy.
User avatar #101703 to #101702 - makotoitou (11/03/2013) [-]
Get some pills (if you can, I'm not a girl) and some rubbers. Call him, wanting to watch a movie or some BS only to set the mood.
User avatar #101663 - revengeforfreeze (11/03/2013) [-]
Is it possible to report moderators for harassment?
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#101694 to #101663 - Ganifromholland has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #101695 to #101694 - revengeforfreeze (11/03/2013) [-]
I think you accidentaly your reply
User avatar #101696 to #101695 - Ganifromholland (11/03/2013) [-]
I DID INDEED
User avatar #101709 to #101696 - teleamachus (11/03/2013) [-]
Do long coats look good on what?
User avatar #101752 to #101709 - Ganifromholland (11/04/2013) [-]
tall chubby guys basically, not really fat or big just ,,, fluffy i guess
User avatar #101772 to #101752 - teleamachus (11/04/2013) [-]
I don't think so, but fashion is so situational and unique there really is no fair judgement until said coat is worn on said fluff.
User avatar #101689 to #101688 - revengeforfreeze (11/03/2013) [-]
Where do I go from there?
User avatar #101693 to #101689 - drooms (11/03/2013) [-]
Which moderator are you referring to?
User avatar #101690 to #101689 - themanwithnoplan (11/03/2013) [-]
Get the name of the moderator, then report it to a higher level mod.
User avatar #101692 to #101690 - revengeforfreeze (11/03/2013) [-]
Tfw the one I want to report is the highets level mod
User avatar #101691 to #101690 - themanwithnoplan (11/03/2013) [-]
And plead your case and such.
User avatar #101656 - beatmasterz (11/03/2013) [-]
Really stupid question. I torrented F.E.A.R. and it's in Russian. Now I want to change the language back to English but I don't know how because I don't speak Russian.
User avatar #101781 to #101656 - thedudeistheman (11/04/2013) [-]
1. Wing it and go through each menu of the game until you get to something that looks like a language select screen.

2. Look up screens of the game in English to see where you have to go.

3a. Find someone who speaks Russian to torrent the game, translate it to Russian, then tell you where to go.

3b. Instead of having them translate it to Russian, just have them tell you where to go while the menus are in English.

4. Download a different version that's in English.
User avatar #101822 to #101781 - beatmasterz (11/04/2013) [-]
I'll just download a new one.
User avatar #101650 - lobselvith (11/03/2013) [-]
Thinking of doing something with my boyfriend today, but I don't know what to do that won't cost too much money. We already went out to eat a couple days ago, and there aren't really any malls around our area. We could go see a movie if we can't come up with anything else.

Suggestions?
User avatar #101755 to #101650 - sauditwo (11/04/2013) [-]
wander the city
User avatar #101675 to #101650 - gabemczombie (11/03/2013) [-]
Stay at home and cuddle. Or do something you've never done before... How about genocide?
User avatar #101664 to #101650 - aherorising ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
picknick/go to a park? museum,
User avatar #101651 to #101650 - beatmasterz (11/03/2013) [-]
Reproduce
User avatar #101654 to #101651 - lobselvith (11/03/2013) [-]
Too costly.
User avatar #101655 to #101654 - beatmasterz (11/03/2013) [-]
condoms
User avatar #101648 - merrickz (11/03/2013) [-]
Just a quick question. Have you ever ended a relationship in "good terms"? Cause everywhere I go ex couples always have shit to say about their ex partners. Even myself, I resent my ex and I can't stand thinking about him, everything he does irks me.
User avatar #101677 to #101648 - gabemczombie (11/03/2013) [-]
I've never been in a relationship. But i've observed several couples breaking up and then staying friends or just cut all ties and don't even hate each other. So i. for one, think it's possible
User avatar #101672 to #101648 - akkere (11/03/2013) [-]
You're more likely to talk about a shitty ex than you are one who you're on good terms with.
User avatar #101671 to #101648 - OptimusRhyme ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
i have one relationship that ended on good terms. it was a completely mutual breakup. happened about 4 years ago, and to this day we are still friends.

my other relationships didnt end too well
User avatar #101670 to #101648 - alphabethsoop (11/03/2013) [-]
I'm still really good friends with one of my ex boyfriends but all the other ones I am not.
User avatar #101662 to #101648 - whoknowsme (11/03/2013) [-]
Well, my most of my break ups were mutual agreements, which I guess counts as good terms. No matter how they end, it still sucks. No matter what, I still can't think of any of them the same. One of them was my best friend and now, she seems so distant.
User avatar #101649 to #101648 - lobselvith (11/03/2013) [-]
Same here. I've never had a relationship end well, I don't know how people can still talk to their exes and ask how they are.
#101646 - topfox (11/03/2013) [-]
My tailbone is really hurting. It started maybe yesterday. It hurts and just in the past few minutes when I feel the area it feels swollen. It is hurting just to lay down. I haven't done anything that could cause it to break, but does this sound like a broken tailbone or maybe just bruised? Has this happened to anyone and how can I make it go away as soon as possible?
User avatar #101661 to #101646 - sadawedsa **User deleted account** (11/03/2013) [-]
I had the same problem when doing deadlifts. (Mabye you picked something up heavy?) It hurt for about a week, after that it was fine for me.
User avatar #101652 to #101646 - beatmasterz (11/03/2013) [-]
best see a doctor
User avatar #101643 - thisistheguy (11/03/2013) [-]
This is gonna be long so bear with me.

I've always been dodgy about calling myself this but after Halloween I can finally admit it - I'm a pussy. I always tried to shake it off like I wasn't a pussy or anything like that in high school, hell I played rugby for three years but was a total fucking pussy the whole time, averaging maybe three tackles a game which didn't involve me having to make a lot of contact.

I've never gotten anywhere with any girl and I don't have anything close to a girlfriend, no I just like to keep running crazy scenarios through my head about they would impossibly fall for me and I can't even picture the part of how I get them to do that in the first place.

This brings me to Halloween this year. I'm a freshman in college and was actually looking forward to going to parties because they look awesome. About two hours before I would have gone out, I just pussied out and REALLY did not want to go, making bitch excuses of why. I couldn't even bring myself to go down to my floor basement and sit in a chair around other people while they watched scary movies because I suck at being social.

I'm terrified of getting drunk and walking around at night even though I'm in pretty good shape, and I haven't been able to sleep at night without my laptop playing something off netflix so it wasn't like I'd be the last person to fall asleep.

That's my rant, give me some advice on how to overcome this if you want, I just really needed to say this to somebody, I fucking hate myself for being like this and have watched myself devolve into this piece of shit I am right now.
User avatar #101776 to #101643 - adrilazzaro (11/04/2013) [-]
Just force yourself, it sounds and is difficult but the more you'll do it the easier it'll get and you'll get over yourself.
User avatar #101687 to #101643 - gabemczombie (11/03/2013) [-]
Some of these things remind me of myself. There's really nothing you can do but take a leap of faith.
User avatar #101657 to #101643 - sadawedsa **User deleted account** (11/03/2013) [-]
Well I used to be what your describing in the last couple years. I took a hard look at myself, and I took very long thoughts on how this occurred, why this is how I am, and what I can do to change this. At the moment, I lift weights, talk and hang out with my friends more, and overall let myself be more open. You just need to talk to yourself.
User avatar #101660 to #101657 - sadawedsa **User deleted account** (11/03/2013) [-]
tl;der Put yourself out there
User avatar #101642 - fruitsalaad (11/03/2013) [-]
Is it possible to apply to enroll at every university in the world?
User avatar #101653 to #101642 - beatmasterz (11/03/2013) [-]
If you have enough money, in some countries they charge you for applying.
User avatar #101638 - cantfindausername ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
Last night was pretty cool. I saw Last Vegas with my cousin, came home, went with said cousin to drop off a love note to his girlfriend. All good... So I thought.
When I came home, I just kinda froze in place while my cousin went upstairs. My shoulders started shaking and the muscly part behind the neck/between the shoulders tightened up. I couldn't bring myself to walk to go get a glass of water just a couple feet away. Usually when that happens negative thoughts come with it, but I wasn't really thinking of anything wrong. What I was thinking about is why I felt like shit because I couldn't figure it out. Perhaps that fueled it...
My cousin came back downstairs and it kinda unfroze me, or something, I hastily got the water and retreated back upstairs. I closed my door the feeling intensified. I stood there for about a minute then slowly plopped on the floor. Still confused, I was trying to figure out why I felt the way I did, but nothing came to mind.
As I was laying there, I felt my face do that whole ugly preparation to crying thing. My mouth had that exaggerated frown and my eyebrows furled or whatever it's called. This only confused me more, but motherfuckin' tears started coming out. My body was crying. I thought about giving into it, but seeing no reason to I just kinda told myself to stop. I did, but I still felt like crap.
Can anyone help, please? I don't know what's going on. Today has been complete meh. It didn't seem I could get excited or sad. I couldn't bring myself to sing like I love. I couldn't bring myself to jog around the block like I planned for this entire month. What do?
User avatar #101658 to #101638 - domitius (11/03/2013) [-]
Did he ask you to go bowling?
User avatar #101641 to #101638 - awesomerninjathing (11/03/2013) [-]
thefuck
that sounds so weird
User avatar #101639 to #101638 - cantfindausername ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
Sorry for the wall of text.
User avatar #101625 - mrnappy (11/03/2013) [-]
What's that website for meeting people and chatting about advice?
User avatar #101621 - zeroxnight (11/03/2013) [-]
I am trying to figure out what this one old meme is called. an example of this would be like "there is a picture of harry potter, but the details below would say that this is naruto, he is a shinigami that went on a quest to find one piece and become king of games."
User avatar #101631 to #101621 - makotoitou (11/03/2013) [-]
It's an meme from le redditbook of the eggfarm that says "el doritos"
User avatar #101617 - pheonix667 (11/03/2013) [-]
hey funny junk i need a new car any suggestions
User avatar #101619 to #101617 - daryldixon (11/03/2013) [-]
Honda Civic
User avatar #101618 to #101617 - awesomerninjathing (11/03/2013) [-]
one that has 4 wheels and an engine
#101608 - prominant (11/03/2013) [-]
I forgot this word, it's used to express a metaphorical happiness if you will, a passive feeling about doing something or something happening, for example:

"The *****ity of having a dog wears off when he starts getting old"

As in to say that the happiness, joy or having a dog in possession or having a faithful companion goes when his physical ability tarnishes

What is this word?
User avatar #101615 to #101608 - JustForTheLulz (11/03/2013) [-]
Novelty?
#101957 to #101615 - prominant (11/05/2013) [-]
MY NIGGA
User avatar #101614 to #101608 - awesomerninjathing (11/03/2013) [-]
responsibility
User avatar #101616 to #101614 - awesomerninjathing (11/03/2013) [-]
I didn't use a question mark so I'm right because I'm not a faggot who is unsure about his answer.
#101956 to #101612 - prominant (11/05/2013) [-]
Nope, but thanks anyways
#101604 - potatoo (11/03/2013) [-]
so me and my girlfriend are getting really close and we've had sex but she still doesn't want give me a blowjob and she wont really give me a reason behind it is there a way i could coax into giving me one which doesnt include forcing her?
so me and my girlfriend are getting really close and we've had sex but she still doesn't want give me a blowjob and she wont really give me a reason behind it is there a way i could coax into giving me one which doesnt include forcing her?
User avatar #101685 to #101604 - gabemczombie (11/03/2013) [-]
Quid pro quo. Refuse her any oral if she doesn't give you any. Or bribe her. Hell what do i know?
User avatar #101622 to #101604 - unseeingdonkey (11/03/2013) [-]
no one wants a dick in their mouth
User avatar #101606 to #101604 - heraske (11/03/2013) [-]
dump that pig. If she expects you to give her cunnilingus, but finds it gross to suck your dick, then find a new one.

I really can't remember how that Yahoo Answers feminazi post went. :/
User avatar #101611 to #101606 - teoberry (11/03/2013) [-]
Bud, did he ever say she expected to cunnilingus?
User avatar #101605 to #101604 - smashingkills (11/03/2013) [-]
If she doesn't want to she doesn't want to, some girls just don't want dicks in their mouth.
User avatar #101601 - luxfingerdoodle (11/03/2013) [-]
Okay. So really strange thing happend to me today. I got a job in a local club for a party photographer a few days ago. So on my second day (today) of my job I was doing what I was doing and I got out to take a fresh breath and two girls were waiting for me and started talking randomly to me pretty strange thing for me since Im not social at all . Fast forward an hour or so I went to the toilet and got back and two other girls were there and started talking randomly to me and being all friendly and all. And also they were really dissapointed and petrified when I told them I'm 17 even though I look much older. kind of ,maybe you could judge Since I'm a not an expert on how to begin convos especially at clubs and things, is it posible they were flirting with me?
User avatar #101678 to #101601 - alphabethsoop (11/03/2013) [-]
From what i've had to experience, most girls will be more friendly to you if you can take a great professional looking photo of them. It's really shallow but its what we do.
User avatar #101679 to #101678 - luxfingerdoodle (11/03/2013) [-]
Dunno. Not sure since they didn't want to take any photos of them. Except one but I would expect more photos if they were doing that for the photos.
User avatar #101682 to #101679 - alphabethsoop (11/03/2013) [-]
Well then good for you they think youre cute
User avatar #101683 to #101682 - luxfingerdoodle (11/03/2013) [-]
Hope so. Though it was really peculiar for me. And their dissapointment was also kind of strange. For a moment I felt embarrassed.
#101598 - sadawedsa **User deleted account** (11/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #101680 to #101598 - alphabethsoop (11/03/2013) [-]
Neither spend your money elsewhere
#101700 to #101680 - sadawedsa **User deleted account** (11/03/2013) [-]
Why the fuck would I do that?
#101602 to #101598 - sadawedsa **User deleted account** (11/03/2013) [-]
Sorry bout links
User avatar #101640 to #101602 - fargtwo (11/03/2013) [-]
This one.
#101603 to #101602 - sadawedsa **User deleted account** (11/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #101594 - alphabethsoop (11/02/2013) [-]
How much muscle is too much muscle on a girl. Like what is the limit before she becomes unattractive?
User avatar #101686 to #101594 - gabemczombie (11/03/2013) [-]
So long as her skin isn't leather, it's allright with me.
User avatar #101595 to #101594 - foaly (11/03/2013) [-]
I would say too much muscle is when you have veins everywhere, and your bigger than your significant other.
User avatar #101591 - dafuckisthisshit (11/02/2013) [-]
i think i prolonged my plans to find a girlfriend.

to make a long story short, i start a new job soon that's going to require me to do a 4hr commute to stay at a hotel near the job site and remain there for the week before returning back home for the weekend.

my past relationship taught me that long distance relationships don't work out. i was hoping to stay in one place once i got a full time job. that way i could look for a girlfriend w/o having to worry about a long distance issue.

I feel like i just pushed those plans ahead for a while but financially, i need this job (student loans). So how likely am i to find someone with a schedule like this? Should i wait until things change and im not moving around so much?
User avatar #101596 to #101591 - foaly (11/03/2013) [-]
Yes wait until you are comfortable then go look for a girlfriend.
No point on looking for love if you're not comfortable.
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