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#108497 - smilegoddamnit (12/23/2013) [-]
Hia!
Awkward thing here, Christmas is coming, and I'm drawing my boyfriend a glamour shot of a human female/male. I was thinking of using one of these examples ( You need to login to view this link ) but I wanted it to be a little sexier. You see, we're both virgins till marriage or until it drives us so bat shit we have to fuck. We're both bi, as artists/writers both we try to provide material for their needs. I was thinking of drawing him both a male and female to suit his desires, and the figures I wish to look full of engergy.
If you could provide glamour references that are guidelines not actual photos it'd be apperciated!
As always, thanks FJ!
User avatar #108499 to #108497 - advicedude (12/23/2013) [-]
Those on the link look really good. Use those.
#108503 to #108499 - smilegoddamnit (12/23/2013) [-]
We meet again! Thank you for the opinion good sir!
#108487 - anonymous (12/23/2013) [-]
If the mother if a child is mexican and the father is White What color will the kid be?
User avatar #108501 to #108487 - advicedude (12/23/2013) [-]
Depends on which race features has more dominant traits.
User avatar #108496 to #108487 - makotoitou (12/23/2013) [-]
What are you, a racist?
#108482 - anonymous (12/23/2013) [-]
I'm working on my voice acting and I've been trying to do a voice like this one www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=sr2PyNriPWI#t=599 (Armin, the blond guy, voiced by youtuber Takahata101) For some reason it is really difficult to make myself sound like that. Any tips?
User avatar #108484 to #108482 - nigalthornberry (12/23/2013) [-]
Try pushing your tounge back and just have a stupider attitude

I got a job redoing some Paul harvey stuff like this since i have a deep bass voice i have to raise it and have more air behind it so i sound like im in the last quarter of my life
Its just something you have to practice
User avatar #108475 - unncommon (12/23/2013) [-]
My little cousin has been writing my shitty name in little eight-year-old adorable calligraphy...I just hope that he never in a million years follows my life-style but between the fights and getting in trouble it looks like he is. What the fuck do I do? I mean, I'm obviously a piece of shit, but honestly, them? I actually care about them. I don't want them to be me...what do? This is the first time I've needed real help, and I'm hoping you guys can pull through for me...
User avatar #108461 - kokanum (12/23/2013) [-]
How do I increa-let me just come out with it
My ass is thin as hell, how do I fucking fix that?
User avatar #108473 to #108461 - makotoitou (12/23/2013) [-]
I need pics first
User avatar #108462 to #108461 - feelythefeel (12/23/2013) [-]
Just eat oranges. You'll be k.
User avatar #108453 - faithrider ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
hey guys. so my stepdad is an internet nazi and my internet gets blocked at night. basically after midnight i don't get internet access on my network. i believe it is blocked at the router by ip address, because other specific computers don't have the blocking (i.e. his computer and my mom's) anyway, in an effort to make me be more motivated to learn on my own form the internet he says if i can find some way to unblock it myself from my pc, then he will permanently undo the blocking. my problem is i have tried googling, and i don't know what words to use to find what i am looking for... so i was wondering if any of you guys could help, step by step things or links to ways to get around it.

another strange thing i have found is that on the computer i am posting this form, i am on ubuntu and it doesn't block the internet on here... not sure if that has anything to do with the method. but interesting thing...
User avatar #108463 to #108453 - feelythefeel (12/23/2013) [-]
Just eat oranges. You'll be k.
User avatar #108518 to #108463 - lukagamer (12/23/2013) [-]
God damn it gangplank....................
User avatar #108452 - fickenjudes (12/23/2013) [-]
why cant i go on the nsfw boards, new profile
User avatar #108464 to #108452 - feelythefeel (12/23/2013) [-]
Just eat oranges. You'll be k.
User avatar #108443 - ilikethisusername (12/23/2013) [-]
Ok I just want advice so I came to the advice board...I mostly see love questions here but I hope you guys can still help me out. Ok so here it goes:

I am 17 years old, still in High School taking an extra year in High School so I can have at least 6 university courses to go to a university. Why do I need to go to a university? To get into a Law School, because I want to become a lawyer. I have chosen the business field of law. Meaning, my target is to become a Corporate Lawyer. Now, I have explained my goal of life, now let me slowly get to the problem so you guys can understand. I chose to be a Lawyer because I always wanted wealth in my future (Not that I'm a greedy fucker or anything, I always give money to those who need) it's just because I want to have a great life in the future. I am still young, I still have more time to decide but since I have one year left to decide my course in the university, I am beginning to panic now. Why? because, now I don't really see myself as the Lawyer anymore but I see myself in the Police field. Not a patrol police or anything, but I was thinking maybe Forensics or any kind of Detective (I don't know what else to call it but I think you get it). So now the problem is which way should I go? I mean I know it's about me and what I want and I can't have anyone decide on what choices I should make but I just need an opinion. I still want wealth in my life (I don't care about reputation or anything like that) and as you know, people police don't make a lot of money, just decent enough. I don't think I would hate being a lawyer but I'm just scared because what if I don't like it.

So if you were in my shoes right now, what would you do? I understand this depends on me, it's just that I've been under depression a lot and now I have this on my mind and I need to clear it real quick.
#108567 to #108443 - anonymous (12/24/2013) [-]
Im just going to say that my original intention was to go to law school. I found the classes to be boring when I got to college. Now, Im a semester away from being a history teacher, which when I think about it, is what I always wanted to do and I just wanted to law for the money. Its a career and a learning experience that requires a lot of commitment. Just wanting the money isnt enough for most people to put so much effort into something they dont particularly like.
User avatar #108593 to #108567 - mentlgen (12/24/2013) [-]
AWW SHIT IS THIS FUTURE ME?!

Mate, I want to become a lawyer because of the money in it, but I love history and I'm really good at teaching other student in my class what the fuck the teacher is saying to them in a much more basic way. WHY ARE YOU ON THIS SHITHOLE WEBSITE IN THE FUTURE?!
User avatar #108450 to #108443 - fickenjudes (12/23/2013) [-]
i guess i kinda relate to you, cause im 17 also and taking some administration of justices classes since 10th grade and this years class counts as a college course, and i think our teacher (ex patrol police officer and FBI ) and guest speakers told us info on lawyers and forensics and stuff [ i shoiuld have paid more attention haha] , anyways im thinking you should go to university ^^ in case something doesnt work out, you have a degree and also so you can get promoted faster, so degree
User avatar #108505 to #108450 - ilikethisusername (12/23/2013) [-]
well yeah, I'm planning to go to university no matter what. but i was just confused whether to be a lawyer or go into police. i want both but i was police mostly but then again lawyers make much more money and I want my future to be great.
User avatar #108508 to #108505 - fickenjudes (12/23/2013) [-]
ohh so this is were some info i heard comes in, lawyers arent like the one you see in the movies all the time, like only 10% i think go to courts, the other 90% do papers and stuff, also to be one of those rich criminal lawyers, the chances of that are really low. but depends which lawyer you want to be,
User avatar #108509 to #108508 - ilikethisusername (12/23/2013) [-]
yeah, i've worked for a lawyer as a co-op student. it's usually just papers and notarizing and whatnot. i was going for a corporate lawyer or business lawyer, you can say. but i'm that type of a guy who likes changes in my life, i don't like to stick into one place. i like to see changes and i love working with mystery.
User avatar #108511 to #108509 - fickenjudes (12/23/2013) [-]
well i dont know, i dont know if you can move from places while being a lawyer, personally i want to go into a government job like customs or border patrol or something where theres at least some action, i get a gun and benefits and dont have to work that much like my father does
User avatar #108512 to #108511 - ilikethisusername (12/23/2013) [-]
if you want some action involved, then why didn't you pick the military?
User avatar #108513 to #108512 - fickenjudes (12/23/2013) [-]
well its one of my options
User avatar #108514 to #108513 - ilikethisusername (12/23/2013) [-]
yeah. well thanks for the advice. i really needed it
User avatar #108515 to #108514 - fickenjudes (12/23/2013) [-]
no problem ^^
User avatar #108446 to #108443 - advicedude (12/23/2013) [-]
Do what you want, not the money.
User avatar #108507 to #108446 - ilikethisusername (12/23/2013) [-]
that's true too. what about you? what do you want to be in life? i'm just asking, since your name is "advicedude" and you spent most of the time browsing the advice board. I'm guessing a psychiatrist or maybe a doctor? sorry i understand it's none of my business, but i just wanted to ask.
User avatar #108594 to #108507 - advicedude (12/24/2013) [-]
Took a course in AP psych and have always had a philosophic mindset. I'm going into computer science/software engineering because I've always liked tampering with computers and aspiring to write my own code from playing Roblox as a child. Also the pay is well for something that wouldn't be considered a "job". I've lived by the saying "Don't look for a job, find a career" and "If you like what you do, you don't work a day in your life."
User avatar #108607 to #108594 - ilikethisusername (12/24/2013) [-]
well apparently my dad is telling me to stay on track to go to law school and i hate to argue with him because if someone argues with him, he gets mad and his BP gets high. i'm always scared of him and i'm now trying to explain to him about the police career, but he just keeps saying, "if you go to law school its so much better, police just wanders around and shit". So i don't really know what to do now.
User avatar #108637 to #108607 - advicedude (12/24/2013) [-]
He just has a misunderstanding of a police-man's work. I find them quite respectable (except for the crooked ones). Ultimately, once you're of age, let your family know you are an adult and you feel it is right for you to learn. They should accept if you deliver it lightly but if they say no and won't pay for college, I'd just go to law school, do well, and go do whatever you want after you're out.
User avatar #108444 to #108443 - ilikethisusername (12/23/2013) [-]
people in police don't make a lot of money, they just make decent enough*
User avatar #108421 - mcderper (12/23/2013) [-]
How the fuck do you get to the sfw random board??
User avatar #108466 to #108421 - feelythefeel (12/23/2013) [-]
I ate oranges and it was k.
User avatar #108472 to #108466 - mcderper (12/23/2013) [-]
I nom ham was yum
User avatar #108429 to #108421 - philliyoMLB (12/23/2013) [-]
It's titled "Brony"
User avatar #108408 - heraske (12/23/2013) [-]
Be me, 2 years in depression
>First chick I ask out, rejected
>Second chick is cyberrelationship, which now she hates me, for almost 2 years now
>third chick lied to, but still am friends with her (only person who actually talks to me really)
>fourth chick keeps putting me off (or whatever its called) then find out she was going for another guy after obvious statements which meant she liked me
>fifth chick, same deal
>Sick Metal concert, can't go, because of work
>Sick airsoft game, can't go, because of work
>Attempt drivers license, fail by 21 demerit points
>Second atttempt, 0 demerit points
>yay
>tfw no one to drive with, because, once again, life is cock blocking me.
>My car has no ABS, almost slide/drift by accident into a car because roads are icy as FUCK (I was blinded by the ice, which didn't reflect 'till I Got closer), and my wheels locked up, which meant I couldn't steer, so I had to drive straight to the left side, right past the car that was supposed to be going opposite direction. Sit at the curb on the left side, facing the wrong way waiting for oncoming vehicles to clear before driving across, feeling like the biggest dip shit ever, and getting glares by passing drivers.
>Depressed for 2 years, although I'm in denial, sometimes there's good times, but then it just strikes me.
>Last day of school before xmas break, playing scramble in history class. Enough people for 3 games of four people, I'm the odd man out. Decide to finish homework in class, then realize no one offered to include, despite the fact I always try to include, because not being included feels terrible
>Suicidal thoughts, though I wouldn't consider serious
>Every teacher thinks I'm a deadbeat or someshit it seems, though have an 87% average, and haven't missed a minute of a class unexcused. 0/0 days/absents.
>Joining the CAF reserves by end of school so I can get my mind off of other shit and work with people who'll make me effort and put in the same effort as me.
User avatar #108465 to #108408 - feelythefeel (12/23/2013) [-]
Just eat oranges. You'll be k.
User avatar #108440 to #108408 - dragondust (12/23/2013) [-]
It seems like life is always working and revolving around the individual but sometimes bad things just come and go like phases.
I am always terrified that I will get in an accident so I'm not about to say you have it easy, but just hang in there. Something good has to happen eventually.
#108412 to #108408 - heraske (12/23/2013) [-]
Rough sketch of what happened.
User avatar #108413 to #108412 - heraske (12/23/2013) [-]
I also was going downhill, and turned at about 25 KM/H. Vehicle is also standard. I was going way too fast. my dick is big enough to hit the brake pedal
User avatar #108410 to #108408 - awesomerninjathing (12/23/2013) [-]
maybe you're just over thinking things
User avatar #108418 to #108410 - iridium (12/23/2013) [-]
I second this.
User avatar #108398 - tyrano (12/23/2013) [-]
I just finished a small fap so I went on tumblr and looked up a porn star. I clicked on one of her pictures and a new tab opened up. It was a government site that said i was looking at child porn. I was absolutely not looking at that. the site also knew my state and city and said i had to pay a $300 fine in a week. When I tried to exit a long list came up and said my files and data is now being tracked so i just turned the computer off. I'm so scared that this is real and how am i gonna explain this to my mom if it is real. I just need someone to reassure me that this was fake.
User avatar #108669 to #108398 - loveyameanish (12/24/2013) [-]
It's fake. If it only happens once, it's a prank. If it's reccuring, or locks up your computer, it's a virus. If you happen to have Norton, this is how to get rid of it. If not, this should reassure you that it's not legit and that it's fixable anyway:

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User avatar #108529 to #108398 - thefunnyside (12/23/2013) [-]
Relax, it's not a virus or anything. Any website can effortlessly track down your city and state. If your PC is working fine, then it's nothing. I've heard of this prank before. Relax man, nothings gonna happen.
User avatar #108467 to #108398 - feelythefeel (12/23/2013) [-]
Just eat oranges. You'll be k.
User avatar #108455 to #108398 - faithrider ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
do not listen to the people saying that you can relax just because it is a fake. this really is a virus.
User avatar #108454 to #108398 - faithrider ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
you have a virus. and that ones nasty, the only way i have heard to get rid of that one is to reinstall you operating system... it might be another way, but i work in computer repair, so i doubt it (my boss told me specifically about that one, saying specifically that that one does that and that is the only way he knew of to get rid of it as well...)
User avatar #108442 to #108398 - dragondust (12/23/2013) [-]
Yeah it's like everyone is saying, don't worry about it at all.
You most likely didin't get any viruses and there no way in hell it was legitimate.
User avatar #108406 to #108398 - iridium (12/23/2013) [-]
Completely fake.

You would never get sent something like that through the internet. And Child Pornography is a felony punishable by 5 to 40 years in prison in the US depending on severity, it's not something you can get out of by paying a 300$ fine.

Even if it was legitimately accusing you, they would require solid evidence, which, assuming you don't own any child porn, they can't arrest you without.
User avatar #108407 to #108406 - awesomerninjathing (12/23/2013) [-]
hell, if it was only a 300$ fine, I'd be doing it more often
User avatar #108404 to #108398 - awesomerninjathing (12/23/2013) [-]
you're fucked up bro jesus christ you're fucked m8e oh lord you're so fucked
User avatar #108401 to #108398 - MooseGnome (12/23/2013) [-]
Relax, it's fake. If it were serious, they wouldn't tell you over the computer and give you time to delete any other child porn you may have. Even if it were real, which it's not, you could prove that it's not a serious habit and it was one wrong click.
User avatar #108402 to #108401 - tyrano (12/23/2013) [-]
that makes me feel a lot better.
User avatar #108399 to #108398 - TheGodamnBatman (12/23/2013) [-]
Is it on mac?
I read some stories recently that locked people's computers and wouldn't let them do anything else and the only thing on the screen was a virus that said something along the lines of:

YOU HAVE COMMITED MULTIPLE INTERNET CRIMES
YOU MUST PAY 500$ U.S DOLLARS TO UNLOCK YOUR COMPUTER AND TO NOT BE ARRESTED, YOU HAVE 5 DAYS TO PAY THE FINE OR SEVERAL FBI AGENTS WILL BE SENT TO YOUR HOUSEHOLD TO APPREHEND YOU.

[bullshit FBI seal]
User avatar #108400 to #108399 - TheGodamnBatman (12/23/2013) [-]
OH yeah forgot,thats not the exact message just an example of soemthing similar i read. I cant remember it exactly.
User avatar #108405 to #108400 - goodcheese (12/23/2013) [-]
yea i got it too. i can't close the damn thing though without doing the whole end task thing which also closes all my tabs of porn i had opened up.
#108385 - amnitioe (12/23/2013) [-]
Hi guys! I am a sixteen year old music producer from Norway. I have recently completed my first electro track, and was wondering if you guys could give me some feedback? Am i allowed to post a link to my video here, or is that against the rules?;)
User avatar #108448 to #108385 - advicedude (12/23/2013) [-]
Actually, it is against the rules.
#108372 - anonymous (12/22/2013) [-]
My brother is a crack addict. I love the person that he used to be but he doesn't seem to have any personality left.

He has become a shadow of his former self, it breaks my heart to see him like this. I've talked to him and he says he doesn't want to come off of crack and he says he is beyond help.

Does he really need to reach rock bottom before I can help him?

I don't know what I can do to help.
User avatar #108671 to #108372 - loveyameanish (12/24/2013) [-]
An addict can't be helped until they want to be helped. Forcing someone into rehab before they want to be helped will just lead to relapse. Unfortunately, the most effective way to get him off it for good is to let him hit rock bottom.
User avatar #108468 to #108372 - feelythefeel (12/23/2013) [-]
Tell him to eat oranges. Crack gives a status effect, so he'll be k.
User avatar #108441 to #108372 - dragondust (12/23/2013) [-]
I know it always seems like betrayal, but you have to tell his parents or someone that will get him to rehab.
It does work but you have to help him remember who he was.
#108388 to #108372 - amnitioe (12/23/2013) [-]
Well you could try to convince him to go to a rehab, or force him there.. Or you could have your own kind of rehabilitation, you could like stay with him all the time and make sure he dont do drugs anymore. But to do that, you need to convince him to try and quit drugging himself, and that can be quite hard.. I dont know the situation, but try showing him what he is missing when doing crack, and what he had before he started. Many people do drugs because they are sad/depressed, so you could try and talk to him. Help him in any way possible. I am truely sorry for your brother :/
#108366 - anonymous (12/22/2013) [-]
Need to know a good action or comedy movie to watch
User avatar #108469 to #108366 - feelythefeel (12/23/2013) [-]
The OC is k.
User avatar #108449 to #108366 - advicedude (12/23/2013) [-]
Drive Angry.
User avatar #108409 to #108366 - iridium (12/23/2013) [-]
Blazing Saddles, Airplane, Team America.
#108374 to #108366 - anonymous (12/22/2013) [-]
watch team america, silly as shit...
User avatar #108339 - herblegerble (12/22/2013) [-]
Shit to write on a christmas card to a girlfriend who cringes super easily at anything cute?
User avatar #108470 to #108339 - feelythefeel (12/23/2013) [-]
"Roses are orange,
Violets are orange,
I may have eaten too many oranges,
But at least it was k"
User avatar #108365 to #108339 - rokkarokkaali (12/22/2013) [-]
"Let's skip the bullshit and go straight to the real present"
by the time she closes the card have your dick out
Or something about the card not mattering and just skipping straight to the other present, which is not your dick.
User avatar #108356 to #108339 - advicedude (12/22/2013) [-]
No cards. they're lame.
User avatar #108357 to #108356 - herblegerble (12/22/2013) [-]
What's lame about cards? Obviously I've got her a real present too.
User avatar #108359 to #108357 - advicedude (12/22/2013) [-]
If the present is good enough, cards don't matter.
User avatar #108349 to #108339 - misticalz (12/22/2013) [-]
wat in fuck É
User avatar #108350 to #108349 - herblegerble (12/22/2013) [-]
u wot m8
User avatar #108340 to #108339 - nigalthornberry (12/22/2013) [-]

Would a song help here or quotes?
User avatar #108341 to #108340 - herblegerble (12/22/2013) [-]
Probably not, no
User avatar #108343 to #108341 - nigalthornberry (12/22/2013) [-]
Anything she likes in particular

Also you could try playing her a song guitars pretty easy you just learn to read a tab and practice the song for a while
#108337 - anonymous (12/22/2013) [-]
So the girl that i've been friends with for years wants to cuddle
Problem is with my dick don't want it to get hard because i think it might creep her out a little She can be dirty sometimes so it may actually help
User avatar #108471 to #108337 - feelythefeel (12/23/2013) [-]
Just eat oranges and you'll be k.
User avatar #108456 to #108337 - faithrider ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
i cuddle with my gf all the time. i tried and failed to hide the awkward boner for a little bit because i thought it'd make it awkward... she doesn't really seem to mind...
User avatar #108439 to #108337 - marinepenguin (12/23/2013) [-]
Most girls take it as a compliment. Especially if they have a dirty side to them. You're good.
User avatar #108411 to #108337 - iridium (12/23/2013) [-]
I would think that she knows that if you cuddle you'll probably get a hard-on and doesn't care (hence she asked you), otherwise she's probably clueless.
User avatar #108358 to #108337 - advicedude (12/22/2013) [-]
Don't over think it. Just let the day happen.
User avatar #108346 to #108337 - lemonn (12/22/2013) [-]
I've made a sort of flow chart for cuddling (-> = leads to)

cuddling->sex
or->tickle fighting-> sex
or-> actual fighting-> angry sex
or-> hospital-> make up sex
or->retraining order
#108347 to #108346 - anonymous (12/22/2013) [-]
So theres an 80% chance of sex
User avatar #108331 - uncalledforgiraffe (12/22/2013) [-]
So I'm sitting alone in my room. My girlfriend just left my house maybe an hour ago after breaking up with me.

I just need to vent.

We would have been dating for 8 months come the 1st. I had one serious relationship before her. It lasted 7 months but I got over that relationship in no time. In that relationship we would fight all the time and she made me feel like shit. So it was actually nice once it had ended.

But this one was different. It was different and so much better. We never fought and we were crazy in love. It was the perfect relationship. I guess that's what makes this so much worse is that the break up was out of nowhere. I mean I noticed her being a bit distant but I never assumed it'd lead to this. She broke up with me be because she said about a month ago something changed in her head. She got confused how she felt and said basically things didn't feel the same, even though I stayed the same. She said none of it was my fault, rather that she had a change in her heart. I'm not even sure what the deal was but she made it clear that it wasn't me. It kinda has to do with her ex. She started having weird feelings for him again. I don't really know what the case was but it sucks. It was a perfect relationship and it came to such an abrupt end.

tldr; I'm upset and need to vent. I figured here might be a good place.
User avatar #108342 to #108331 - nigalthornberry (12/22/2013) [-]
How old are you for one Im not gonna make fun of you for being a kid

You seem young and relationships don't last long when you're young they may return in the future but right now its basically getting to know people
User avatar #108344 to #108342 - uncalledforgiraffe (12/22/2013) [-]
I'm 18. I know that this shit passes. I know I'm still young and it'll get better. it's just hard to deal with because I was so in love.
User avatar #108345 to #108344 - nigalthornberry (12/22/2013) [-]
Loves just a state of mind for most in their early lives

A good way to vent is with music
User avatar #108338 to #108331 - herblegerble (12/22/2013) [-]
What a cunt, it's only 3 days until Christmas!
User avatar #108332 to #108331 - roliga (12/22/2013) [-]
She probably got a dicking from her ex
User avatar #108333 to #108332 - uncalledforgiraffe (12/22/2013) [-]
She didn't though. I know that much.
User avatar #108354 to #108333 - countrystrong (12/22/2013) [-]
My boyfriend just dumped me yesterday for no apparent reason. Granted, we only dated for two months, but I'm the kind of person who cares about someone quickly. It caught me totally of guard, and he still hasn't given me a legitimate reason why he did it. He just said he "wasn't ready for a relationship"
User avatar #108367 to #108354 - silverzepher (12/22/2013) [-]
and you to aren't together for the season because? fuck it make it a fake online relationship, make it some big wedding on this site, invite people to one of your accounts and i don't know throw a online party with items and stuff, and have people give points, or some shit
User avatar #108375 to #108367 - countrystrong (12/23/2013) [-]
That would be interesting
User avatar #108377 to #108375 - silverzepher (12/23/2013) [-]
exactly, but he would need an embarrassing best man speech, and we would need flowers(or gems) and top hats, lots of top hats
User avatar #108378 to #108377 - countrystrong (12/23/2013) [-]
I gotta find the guy first haha
User avatar #108379 to #108378 - silverzepher (12/23/2013) [-]
and uncalledforgiraffe is out of the question because?
User avatar #108424 to #108379 - uncalledforgiraffe (12/23/2013) [-]
lol wtf even is this conversation
User avatar #108492 to #108424 - silverzepher (12/23/2013) [-]
exactly as it is stated above, in www.funnyjunk.com/advice/108367#108367
User avatar #108380 to #108379 - countrystrong (12/23/2013) [-]
Never talked to him? Don't even have him as a friend haha
User avatar #108381 to #108380 - silverzepher (12/23/2013) [-]
we are talking o his post
User avatar #108382 to #108381 - countrystrong (12/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, but he isn't involved in the conversation
User avatar #108383 to #108382 - silverzepher (12/23/2013) [-]
true, but that is only a matter of time, until he comes back because of his notifications.
User avatar #108384 to #108383 - countrystrong (12/23/2013) [-]
Well if he gets involved in the conversation maybe I'll take it into consideration
User avatar #108386 to #108384 - silverzepher (12/23/2013) [-]
other than this crazed idea from the mind of a mad man, what are you thinking about?
User avatar #108387 to #108386 - countrystrong (12/23/2013) [-]
More like trying not to think about my ex. I have no idea why he broke up with me, especially since he insisted on asking me out. It irritates the hell out of me, because I did care about him
User avatar #108389 to #108387 - silverzepher (12/23/2013) [-]
maybe he sniffed some other fish?
User avatar #108390 to #108389 - countrystrong (12/23/2013) [-]
Wouldn't be surprised. I guess it's his problem now. I don't need that stuff in my life
User avatar #108391 to #108390 - silverzepher (12/23/2013) [-]
well then, how are you going to spend your holidays?
User avatar #108394 to #108391 - countrystrong (12/23/2013) [-]
Exactly how I feel
User avatar #108392 to #108391 - countrystrong (12/23/2013) [-]
With my family. I don't need a guy to spend them with, I got family and friends who love me
User avatar #108393 to #108392 - silverzepher (12/23/2013) [-]
meh, always better to be around the ones you love
User avatar #108317 - comandante (12/22/2013) [-]
Guys i have a question. I have two C's in my Cal 1 and 2 and im an engineering major. I love math its just hard sometimes. If i wanna transfer to UF, i know it will look bad, but how bad? i have A's in all my other 20 courses including for college algebra, precal, and linear algebra. My gpa is 3.5.
#108319 to #108317 - diddlydum (12/22/2013) [-]
Is UF the university of florida?

I think you're fine dude. C's really aren't that big of a deal, this is my second year of college, and I'll let ya know how it went. Statistics - D, (honesly, just can't stand the teacher's style of teaching, it's bad) Visual Basic - C, Network Virtualization - B, Android programming - B, and advanced computer applications - B

I didn't get a single A this semester, and I'm fine, just relax.
User avatar #108360 to #108319 - advicedude (12/22/2013) [-]
I like your courses. Major and where?
User avatar #108321 to #108319 - comandante (12/22/2013) [-]
idk, transferring is a different story. I mean i got A's in EVERYTHING else, except cal 1 and 2, and chem 2 and the lab, which where both b's. and im also wondering whether its worth getting a's next spring if UF (university of florida) won't even look at them.
#108323 to #108321 - diddlydum (12/22/2013) [-]
I highly doubt they're that exclusive. Those are some damn good grades, and if they wouldn't let you in because of that, that would be ridiculous.
User avatar #108325 to #108323 - comandante (12/22/2013) [-]
yeah. UF is notorious for accepting 3.3 gpa's and denying 4.0's. they are very random.
#108326 to #108325 - diddlydum (12/22/2013) [-]
Well, you won't know til you try. Don't make any assumptions.
User avatar #108318 to #108317 - comandante (12/22/2013) [-]
Plus i have heard of people getting in with worse gpa's than me.
User avatar #108316 - TheGodamnBatman (12/22/2013) [-]
Alright:

There is this girl I like and IDK if she likes me back. I've looked up on Wikihow to tell signs if a girl like you and she does a couple of them but even if she did all of them it doesn't mean she likes me.

Eventually i'll try to ask her out but heres the catch(s)


She is my [girl] cousin's best friend.
I didn't really feel anything for her at first when we met but i'm starting to like her now, and because I didn't feel anything towards her I jokingly made fun of her and even though she laughed it off my cousin told me she went home and waxed her lips because i jokingly said she looked like she had a moustache.
She is like a 7/10 and im like a 5/10 but if I wasn't as fat as I was I could see myself as a 6.5-7/10.
I am very Fat but untill I take my shirt off its hard to tell as other people say I look skinner then I actually am.
She is a petite girl.
I've only met her a handful of times and I'm not really used to talking to girls and she doesn't know really any of my cousin or my family so she usually stays around my cousin.
I've been homeschooled for the last 4 years and I'm going to regular school again next year and we'll be going to the same school but she will be a freshman while i'll be a sophomore.

Alright FJ, Wat do?

TL;dr ;
I'm a fat guy that likes my cousin's petite best friend but I accidently made fun of her before i had feelings of her and I have no experience talking to girls and I have only met her a coupe times but I started to like her.
User avatar #108414 to #108316 - iridium (12/23/2013) [-]
Simply put, go for her, and apologize for saying that comment about the lips. I knew a rather fat guy who dated one of the hottest non-slut girls in my entire grade because he was confident, caring and hilarious. It's not your appearance that's holding you back here.
Your age shouldn't matter here either.
User avatar #108451 to #108414 - TheGodamnBatman (12/23/2013) [-]
Should I go for her now or wait until we go to the same school next year?
User avatar #108460 to #108451 - iridium (12/23/2013) [-]
Go now. Don't "charge in", but definitely

Waiting doesn't help. She may lose any interest in you that she has by then, or may end up going out with someone by then, and your window may close. Plus it just pressures you more; it's better to get it done with so you don't have all that anticipation and lets you have a clear mind, should she turn you down.
User avatar #108474 to #108460 - TheGodamnBatman (12/23/2013) [-]
Alright I'll try but,
I don't really choose when I see her at the moment. I'm moving soon to somewhere close to her (think they said same subdivision or one next to it) as we've just recently sold our house.

So it's really up to my cousin whenever she comes over she usually tags along with her and thats when I see her. I have also never had a 1 on 1 convo with her as we don't really have space to, I'm staying with family while in-between houses and its a very cramped apartment and everyone can hear anyone in any other room.

I could try and get my cousin to bring her over more but IDK, My cousin [Raven] is one of those girls that would probably tell her I like her (Which, would it be a bad thing? I mean it won't be me telling her but it would be her knowing which will either let her like me or reject me)
Should I tell my cousin to see if she likes me even at the risk she will blab even if it might be a good thing?

Also, sorry for long text wall(s) so if you don't feel like helping at any point anymore, I understand but just let me know so I won't be waiting for a reply.
User avatar #108476 to #108474 - iridium (12/23/2013) [-]
Sometimes mutual connections are the best way to get it done. That said, I don't know what your cousin is like, so I'm afraid I can't really know if she'd be of help. At the same time, I think it would probably be a bit hard to actually get time to talk to this girl without your cousin without directly asking her around your cousin.

I don't have the answer for what you should do here, I think you should make the general decision on what course of action to take, but I do encourage you to go for it.
User avatar #108500 to #108476 - TheGodamnBatman (12/23/2013) [-]
Actually thinking about it which one sounds better?

Option A - Tell my cousin that I like her friend & tell her to give me her number and to see if the girl likes me to and once she gives me her number that night text her apologizing for the moustache thing and waiting to see what my cousin says if she likes me or not. If she says yes I'll ask her to hangout, If she says no I'll move on i guess.

Option B - Tell my cousin that I like her friend & tell her to give me her number and instead of telling my cousin to tell her, I apologize with the "Hey I'm [Insert Name], Raven gave me your number and I was just texting to apologize about the Moustache thing I did to you. I guess it was because i'm not really the confident guy and I was trying to be funny and make you like me but I guess it kind of backfired and well not make you like me anymore, I am truthfully sorry about that and I was just doing it because I thought you were cute and liked you"
User avatar #108486 to #108476 - TheGodamnBatman (12/23/2013) [-]
Alright, We're having a family Christmas dinner on well Christmas, and i'll try taking to her then and seeing.

Thanks.
User avatar #108368 to #108316 - silverzepher (12/22/2013) [-]
for this situation o recommend the "god of conquest" method, never fear to make a bad impression, because hate can easily turn to love.
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User avatar #108324 to #108316 - soupkittenagain (12/22/2013) [-]
Maybe you should apologize and say that you did that thing where boys make fun of the girl they like. For the experience, you don't really need any. Unless you're shy around them, you won't have much of a problem. Just don't act the same way you do with guys, so be careful with stuff you know would be ok to say with guys but not with girls size of your dicks, sexual experiences (unless she's ok with that), porn, etc. .
User avatar #108336 to #108324 - TheGodamnBatman (12/22/2013) [-]
Also, Should I really tell her that? I don't know her to well and she might reject me because of that reason.
User avatar #108334 to #108324 - TheGodamnBatman (12/22/2013) [-]
I saw her 2 days ago and was going to apologize but forgot,
If I didn't see her for like another week would it be to late to apologize?
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