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#122309 - anonymous (03/15/2014) [-]
Im posting as anon because... yeah..

Well i have a problem with a girl i kinda like. All my friends do know her ( some even go on the same school ) and they dont like her. They say she is a slut and have been with alot of guys. The truth is that she have kissed like idk 5 guys spread over a year while she was drunk, so its not alot like they make it sound like. Me and this girl have only been together one time alone, we kissed and such and it was pretty nice

The problem is, if the thing with this girl get serious i think my friends will hate me or tease me with it.

What should i do? Be with this girl that makes me happy and just go for it ( then idk what my friends will do)
or
Dont go any further with her, and dont tell my friends?
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User avatar #122318 to #122309 - iridium (03/15/2014) [-]
Non-native English speaker?

You need to find out more about her for yourself I would think. Listen to what your friends say, but take it with a grain of salt as they may have the wrong idea or may not fully know.

It's really up to you what you want out of this. Have an open ear for everything and decide for yourself.
#122315 to #122309 - anonymous (03/15/2014) [-]
Find out if there is any truth to what your friends are saying. If it's a lie, just let your friends know if it's not, mayybeee wonder whether you want to be with the girl.

Either way, your true friends wouldn't be a dick to you or your girl, maybe they're just trying to defend you, being the case they'd stop eventually.
User avatar #122310 to #122309 - beatmasterz (03/15/2014) [-]
What do you think?
#122314 to #122310 - anonymous (03/15/2014) [-]
im thinking .... that i fucking like this girl.. nothing more
#122445 to #122314 - mattwithnonumbers (03/16/2014) [-]
sounds like pointless high school drama/gossip being blown out of proportion.. if you really like the girl then get with her, and if your friends stop talking to you because you like someone then they aren't real friends anyways. it's not like she cheated on one of them before or something.
User avatar #122325 to #122314 - beatmasterz (03/15/2014) [-]
Well there you have it.
User avatar #122300 - winners (03/15/2014) [-]
How do you save a whole web page as a jpg I only know how to use the snipping tool and it doesnt let you scroll down
#122294 - anonymous (03/15/2014) [-]
Posting as anon cause fuck it, this is embarrassing.

Be me, 18m, college, kissless virgin. I dont consider myself ugly, im just kinda introverted so ive never been in a relationship. I wouldnt mind having a girlfriend but honestly i dont know where to start since i havent met a girl that i actually like. Fuck it, maybe i have and i just dont know it since im not used to looking at girls in that manner. Anyway, all that aside, lets return to the more recent events.
#122295 to #122294 - anonymous (03/15/2014) [-]
Like 3 weeks ago i met a girl in a chatroom, i didnt really like her, but hell, the fact that i have 0 experience with girls kinda makes me a retard so i said fuck it all, imma just meet up with her, if nothing else, at least ill get a taste of dating. Nothing special, not the casual sex kind of meeting, but the lets-meet-and-see-what-happens-cause-i-kinda-like-you kind of thing, since shes younger than me and with even less experience. Point is, she's been talking to me constantly but whenever the time comes for us to meet she finds a reason to cancel. The first time she wanted to get to know me better first, the next weekend she was sick (highly likely since we had a flu epidemic and i was also down with the flu a week before that), the next time she was busy with school crap, yesterday her mother called her cousins over and she couldnt leave them alone cause they're her age and shiz.
#122298 to #122295 - anonymous (03/15/2014) [-]
Today, she said she's 100% sure that she can make it, no bullshit. I was supposed to msg her so we can agree on a time, and now her phone is off.

I honestly dont know what i expected from someone i met online, but all those convos had my hopes up. Im pretty sure she's not a fake (ive seen her on cam and we talked on the phone), just someone thats socially retarded to some degree and she's afraid to meet me. Still, i feel betrayed and pissed since this is the 4th time shes wasted one of my free nights. And i dont get those too often. I could have at least made plans with a friend or whatever...

Just felt like sharing
User avatar #122299 to #122298 - randomnab ONLINE (03/15/2014) [-]
Sorry, I replied with that sarcastic crap before you posted your third comment. Anywho man, don't trust people online. There's a reason they're looking for relationships there and not in the real world. It might be harsh but it's true, if they were decent individuals they wouldn't be in a chatroom. Point is, try to get out of your shell, if you're only looking for a girl so you can get some experience, don't look for one online, look for one in real life. If it's only for the sake of experience, it won't matter if you like her or not.
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#122293 - thesmilyingdawg (03/15/2014) [-]
is there a way to buy at amazon online without a credit card   
i dont have a credit card and i need to buy something   
what could i do?
is there a way to buy at amazon online without a credit card
i dont have a credit card and i need to buy something
what could i do?
User avatar #122313 to #122293 - iridium (03/15/2014) [-]
Amazon gift cards, Visa gift cards, Mom's Credit Card
User avatar #122329 to #122313 - thesmilyingdawg (03/15/2014) [-]
it works as a debit card or what?
User avatar #122330 to #122329 - iridium (03/15/2014) [-]
Visa gift cards work sort of like a debit card. Just punch the number on the card into where it says "credit/debit card", and it will be accepted as long as there's balance on the card.
User avatar #122331 to #122330 - thesmilyingdawg (03/15/2014) [-]
so let me get this straight if i want a order that cost $100
i have to buy 2 $50 gift cards?
User avatar #122332 to #122331 - iridium (03/15/2014) [-]
It's not rocket science.

Yes, assuming you want to go that route. Though I believe that they sell 100$ cards as well. You could also use an Amazon gift card, though that only works at Amazon.

You should probably get yourself a debit card though.
User avatar #122334 to #122332 - thesmilyingdawg (03/15/2014) [-]
can i make a custom amount?
User avatar #122335 to #122334 - iridium (03/15/2014) [-]
You're gonna have to do some of this yourself.
User avatar #122311 to #122293 - beatmasterz (03/15/2014) [-]
www.amazon . com/gp/help/customer/display.html/?nodeId=201132710
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User avatar #122307 to #122289 - iridium (03/15/2014) [-]
People go through ups and downs. You're probably overthinking it. Wait until it becomes a trend before making a conclusion about behavior.

Should probably say "Have a good night".
#122286 - jbabco (03/15/2014) [-]
I don't know if this is the right board to ask this on, but does anyone have the one GIF where the airforce pilot pulls off his mask and he's a skeleton and he laughs?


If it helps, here's a whatthefuckasaurus
#122369 to #122286 - generalnigga (03/15/2014) [-]
Here you go my negger
Here you go my negger
User avatar #122376 to #122369 - jbabco (03/16/2014) [-]
do you, by chance, have any sauce on it?
#122450 to #122376 - generalnigga (03/16/2014) [-]
Its from a music video. Pearl Jam - Do the Evolution.
User avatar #122375 to #122369 - jbabco (03/16/2014) [-]
thanks!
User avatar #122285 - pwnigator (03/15/2014) [-]
Alright, I don't know if this belongs in the advice or art channel, but right now, I don't really know how to improve my art. Human proportions, sceneries, faces, shading and coloring. All that stuff. To me, it seems, as if I can't come up with a good drawing on my own. That's why I thought, that maybe, someone could recommend me a book, website, youtube channel whatever, that I could use to improve. Here's my profile, so you'll have an idea, of how skilled I am at the moment.

pwnigator.deviantart.com/
User avatar #122312 to #122285 - iridium (03/15/2014) [-]
First of all, this is actually pretty good. I definitely agree working on the eye proportions (sometimes they just seem a bit out of place, or a tad bit too big), and some of the work the characters have somewhat dull faces. But you have versatility and you can definitely draw well. Keep it up.

I can't give you much advice on where to seek help, as I'm more of a musician than a visual artist, but I can give a couple pointers from my experience. Most people will go through a sort of "plateau" when it comes to working on an artform or skill where they just don't feel like they're getting any better and don't know how to improve. The three main ways that have worked for me when I hit that plateau:
1: I try to do something completely different. I can do 240 BPM 8th notes in my sleep, but I suck at 5/8, so I start practicing 5/8 at 120 BPM and work my way up, or sometimes just try playing starting at 200 BPM, failing at it but slowly getting used to the faster tempo. So what you could do is try to do something that you haven't tried to do, or working on a specific aspect. If you work on your known weaknesses, you can also improve quite a lot.

2: Sometimes I just power through it when I don't feel ambitious and keep striving to get better at what I already am good at, just continually doing it even though it doesn't make me much better at it overall. In other words, keep doing what you're good at and tighten up your craft.
3: When I start to lose motivation I take a bit of a break. I don't necessarily recommend this one, but sometimes taking a break allows you to take a step back, reinvigorate your interest should you find yourself starting to lose motivation, and really look at your own work and where it can improve.

Certainly it wouldn't hurt to talk to an art board and other artists for pointers as well. Alas, I can only give general advice. But good luck, and keep working on it.
User avatar #122350 to #122312 - anonshenanigans (03/15/2014) [-]
Iridium, I think you are the hero advice board needs.
User avatar #122321 to #122312 - pwnigator (03/15/2014) [-]
Thank you for your detailed explanation. I really do sometimes feel like I can't really get better. I'll keep on trying.
User avatar #122324 to #122321 - iridium (03/15/2014) [-]
No problem. Good luck!
User avatar #122287 to #122285 - jbabco (03/15/2014) [-]
In my honest opinion, it's fine, it's actually really good. Sadly, i don't know shit about art, but this is pretty damn good art.
User avatar #122288 to #122287 - pwnigator (03/15/2014) [-]
Thank you very much
To be honest, most of the drawings I made, were more lucky strikes, than a fixed goal I tried to achieve. Like trial and error. I just hope for the best. What I need, is to learn composition. But I never really found anything, that teaches me that.
User avatar #122290 to #122288 - jbabco (03/15/2014) [-]
No problem, the only tiny problem I have, is some of the eyes are a tiny bit big. Like in this picture pwnigator.deviantart.com/art/Ninda-Kariin-request-434355482
User avatar #122291 to #122290 - jbabco (03/15/2014) [-]
But, otherwise, they are fantastic.
User avatar #122283 - twondai ONLINE (03/15/2014) [-]
what are those wallpapers called that have really nice scenery and then you notice somethings written and you look closer and it says something like "i love anal"
#122373 to #122283 - rokkarokkaali (03/16/2014) [-]
i also hear they're called shitscapes
User avatar #122284 to #122283 - jagenblitz (03/15/2014) [-]
Fuckscapes
User avatar #122457 to #122284 - twondai ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
thanks, i've been looking for them for a while
User avatar #122273 - thebeastlyhound (03/15/2014) [-]
im male what ear should i get pierced right or left?
#122356 to #122273 - dehumanizer (03/15/2014) [-]
not unless you are a pirate
#122271 - anonymous (03/15/2014) [-]
I'm trying to log in my account, but then I get logged in at "null account" and get disconected, what should I do?
#122268 - drunkengnome (03/15/2014) [-]
Tell me how you act when you're drunk!

My drunk me always acts like he's not drunk at all!
But in the last couple of times I haven't been able to do that..
Is there really something about drinking and getting older?
#122357 to #122268 - dehumanizer (03/15/2014) [-]
im an alcoholic
#122270 to #122268 - minutes ONLINE (03/15/2014) [-]
I am pretty much an asshole when i am drunk. But well when were at the topic i might as well ask for advice.
Whenever i flirt drunk, i seem to do well but then i throw that all away at one point because of retarded decision making. For example i ask a girl if she wants a drink while not having any money anymore so after she agrees i have to borrow some money before i can actually get it and it takes me so long that i fucked up already. Or i am flirting with one girl and suddenly her friend is there so i start flirting with both of them and end up getting neither of them cause of that.
So basically i go brain afk mode when drunk and cockblock myself. Any Idea how i can change that? Drinking less doesn't work too well cause i have to drink a bit to not be a pussy and then i am at brain afk mode already.
#122274 to #122270 - drunkengnome (03/15/2014) [-]
Made me laugh hard!   
   
But.. maybe should you really focus on your AFK brain! It took me a lot of time to master my technique.    
But try to focus more on what you should say/flirt, to one person at a time.
Made me laugh hard!

But.. maybe should you really focus on your AFK brain! It took me a lot of time to master my technique.
But try to focus more on what you should say/flirt, to one person at a time.
#122275 to #122274 - minutes ONLINE (03/15/2014) [-]
Well at least one of us gets something out of my retardness.

I know i got to focus more but that's a lot easier said then done.
#122276 to #122275 - drunkengnome (03/15/2014) [-]
We're all retarded when we are in brain AFK.    
I know it's easier said than done.   
   
Maybe try to get even more drunk next time and see how it ends.
We're all retarded when we are in brain AFK.
I know it's easier said than done.

Maybe try to get even more drunk next time and see how it ends.
#122278 to #122276 - minutes ONLINE (03/15/2014) [-]
Well the story with the two girls was at my absolute limit. I think one more beer and i wouldn't remember any of that. Tried to drink less to avoid brain afk mode and didn't change much. I think i just need more experience, haven't been doing stuff like that for long. I am only 18, still got a lot of time.
Well the story with the two girls was at my absolute limit. I think one more beer and i wouldn't remember any of that. Tried to drink less to avoid brain afk mode and didn't change much. I think i just need more experience, haven't been doing stuff like that for long. I am only 18, still got a lot of time.
#122280 to #122278 - drunkengnome (03/15/2014) [-]
I am 20 and I have mostly been out once almost every weekend since I was 16..
#122281 to #122280 - minutes ONLINE (03/15/2014) [-]
Well i started going to partys when i was 16 as well but I had huge self confidence problems. I am like 162cm tall, had acne back then, an awful haircut, awful style and i was extremly thin (like 48kg). Took me some time to actually change all that stuff (apart from the height ofc but i can deal with that now) to gain enough confidence to actually approach girls without shitting my pants. The partys i went to when i was 16 mosty consisted of me and my friends getting wasted hard and behaving like idiots.
#122269 to #122268 - ipostcp (03/15/2014) [-]
I get super horny and aggressive. It's why I don't drink.
#122236 - anonymous (03/15/2014) [-]
Can someone please explain how 6 and 7 relate?
#122371 to #122236 - quazyjash (03/16/2014) [-]
Maybe he's a straight guy that has had girlfriends, but never a a boyfriend....?
User avatar #122258 to #122236 - iridium (03/15/2014) [-]
Why do I have the feeling this chick has the weight of at least 3 human beings under her skin?
User avatar #122259 to #122258 - ferrettamer (03/15/2014) [-]
Because she is both Mexican and American, so she is likely fat as fuck
User avatar #122260 to #122259 - iridium (03/15/2014) [-]
I think it's all of the above actually.
User avatar #122240 to #122236 - infamoustrapper (03/15/2014) [-]
People have crushes all the time. Because none of her crushes liked her back and ended up hurting her by rejecting her she plans on being single her whole life
User avatar #122235 - beatmasterz (03/15/2014) [-]
Just a quick question. Who controls the oil pumps in Alaska?
User avatar #122230 - kkitkat (03/15/2014) [-]
This isn't as intense as some of your problems but I really need to let it out and I have no one else to talk to so I'm sorry if this is degrading to some of your problems...
I kinda feel like when all of my friends have problems I'm always there to help them and give advise and make them feel better however when I have a problem everyone seems too busy or not bothered to help...
I also feel quite upset at the moment because my sister constantly steals and cheats and lies to the family and in reaction to this my mum band her from all technology, which is fine however this has been going on a long time and I've been driven to the point where I now need to lock away all of my valuables so she can't get to them. Yesterday I got angry with my mum because I was trying to revise for my a levels and she just kept shouting at me because I didn't ask her if I could do any jobs, I eventually had enough with the shouting and decided to shout back, to which she gave me the same punishment as my sister, which meant I couldn't find the resources to revise, which is fine I guess I deserved that for shouting, however this morning my sister stole again, this time one of my favourite tops. I went t tell my mum so I could get it back and my mum just basically ignored it, I got upset and had a break down due to being so frustrated and she just ended up shouting at me again, I left the room and I'm now in my bedroom really upset and I didn't know what to do... please help, I know there are more important problems, so feel free to take priority to them but please if you have a minute, could you guys try to give me some advice on how not to cry and how to deal with the situation? Thank you
User avatar #122246 to #122230 - TrashX (03/15/2014) [-]
Very similar to my teenage problems. My sisters had always been favoured to me which didnt help but the middle sister used to cause lots of trouble, such as being arrsted for shop lifting and refusing to go to school. She was also a horrible bully to me and the youngest sister.
My parents never really understood me growing up, partly as my youngest sister got loads of attention because she was so smart and the middle sister got so much attention because she was a tear away.
My parents often shouted at me alot, maybe because I was the oldest and they expected more of me or maybe they knew that taking it out on me was easy. who knows

I understand what you're going through unfortunatly theres no easy answer, its almost impossible to change how your parents are, and your sister probably wont change till she's a bit older.

I coped by talking to people, I had a lot of friends and online friends who really helped me by listening to me when I needed a ran (online friends are the best for that I find)
Also theres nothing wrong with a good cry, it lets stuff out
User avatar #122302 to #122246 - kkitkat (03/15/2014) [-]
Mine's the middle sister too, and my youngest sister is really smart for her age also.. maybe it's a normal thing..?
Thank you very much for your advise, I found it extremely helpful and it really did help me feel better, especially the "nothing wrong with a good cry thing" because honestly, I've had nothing but hate thrown my way whenever I've cried before, it really makes me feel so much better... thank you very much
User avatar #122238 to #122230 - BraindeadBuddha (03/15/2014) [-]
Damn, well, first of all, if your mom is just shouting at you and unwilling to see reason, then that's her problem and not yours. Sounds like maybe your sisters behavior is riling up your family.
I'd say just try and stay low-profile, when your mother shouts just ignore her shouting and answer as calmly as possible. Don't talk to her unless you absolutely need to, (sorta the silent treatment I guess) she'll come around probably.
Basically, with this type of parent (from my experience) being calm is the only thing that works. They run out of steam eventually.
User avatar #122303 to #122238 - kkitkat (03/15/2014) [-]
That actually makes a lot of sense, it just gets me sometimes, you know? And then I get in trouble for being upset by it which can be extremely frustrating
Thank you very much for the advice, I really appreciate it a lot
User avatar #122227 - indulge (03/15/2014) [-]
I think I have a legitimate problem growing attached to people, and it's kind of bothering me now that I'm moving into a new stage in my life.
Anyone who knows anything about psychology, is there an explanation or even a condition for this? I just don't get attached to anyone...if there's a girl I'm interested in, I may figure out she's into me and we might do the typical hookup stuff but then like clockwork, my brain just *poof* decides I'm not into her anymore.
It's seriously like a lightswitch in my head, one day I'm interested, next day I don't really care. It sucks.
User avatar #122261 to #122239 - ScottP (03/15/2014) [-]
For a second there I was thinking of Dependence Disorder for some reason
#122233 to #122227 - dehumanizer (03/15/2014) [-]
>implying you need to be attached to other people
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#122212 - anonymous (03/15/2014) [-]
i need yall to help me, bitches be trippin knowme sayin?
User avatar #122216 to #122212 - sugoi (03/15/2014) [-]
Have you tried turning them off and on?
#122207 - foxluna (03/15/2014) [-]
May aswell get a problem out since i help out a bit here.   
   
Im 25 year old kitchen dweller whos having major trouble trusting men (cheated on or beaten up physically and emotionally in every other relationship)   
   
I went on a couple of dates with a guy i used to work with and hes genuinely the nicest guy (no frienzoning here) but im really having trouble trusting him.   
   
   
Any tips ?
May aswell get a problem out since i help out a bit here.

Im 25 year old kitchen dweller whos having major trouble trusting men (cheated on or beaten up physically and emotionally in every other relationship)

I went on a couple of dates with a guy i used to work with and hes genuinely the nicest guy (no frienzoning here) but im really having trouble trusting him.


Any tips ?
#122231 to #122207 - dehumanizer (03/15/2014) [-]
give him the V
User avatar #122226 to #122207 - indulge (03/15/2014) [-]
I know it's kind of cliche, but in your situation I'd say if you deep down feel like things just *click* with him.
Like your intuition just knows. I don't know the whole story here and I'm sure you're not really up to explaining it but if this guy seems genuine and you like him, there isn't a reason to stop seeing him.
Innocent til proven guilty, remember Although I'm sure it wouldn't take much for him to be "proven guilty" in your eyes, which is understandable.
User avatar #122218 to #122207 - sugoi (03/15/2014) [-]
2 things to keep in mind.
1. A few men does not represent the whole populace so while you have had bad experiences try not to let it get to you because it's a bit silly, can you imagine someone assuming all Jamaicans can fly a plane because he has 5 Jamaican friends who are pilots?

2.You can bail out of the relationship whenever you want, if he acts fishy just dump him. If he's still being pushy call the police and get a restraining order.
#122217 to #122207 - anonymous (03/15/2014) [-]
don't get into too deep of a relation ship at such a young age
#122234 to #122217 - dehumanizer (03/15/2014) [-]
>i used to work with
>such a young age

kek
User avatar #122214 to #122207 - ipostcp (03/15/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure dating is a leap of faith so you probably gotta just do that.
User avatar #122211 to #122207 - iridium (03/15/2014) [-]
Is there any rationale behind that lack of trust with him in particular? Do you know if he trusts you back?

Trust is something you build slowly with someone. I'm sure once you get to know him more, you'll get more comfortable. If you really want to trust him (which is important for a successful relationship), then try going out of your comfort zone, and condition yourself to do so. And evaluate where he can be trusted.

Of course, this is moreso later on. Trust is something that is naturally built up, and you probably aren't yet at the phase where you trust him with big, personal stuff yet.
User avatar #122215 to #122211 - foxluna (03/15/2014) [-]
Its all guys in general i guess, I'm guessing i have an irrational fear or being abused/hit again.
User avatar #122222 to #122215 - adunsaveme (03/15/2014) [-]
That's understandable, but can you tell if this guy is different? Do yah feel et? Like does he lose his temper ever, or overreact to things? I know it's not a 100% solid indicator, but it's a start.
User avatar #122266 to #122222 - foxluna (03/15/2014) [-]
its like i can feel it but im just having trouble getting over that barrier
#122201 - aceonfire (03/15/2014) [-]
So, I've never looked at CP in my life, but while I was browsing NSFW I got an FBI warning, and it froze my browser, and it was saying that they were collecting information from my computing regarding Child porn. This seems unusual, has this happened to anyone else?
User avatar #122206 to #122201 - iridium (03/15/2014) [-]
Child Porn isn't the kind of thing you would receive a warning for. It's a very serious federal offense.

This and any message you get would happen to be either a virus, malware, or something genuinely for the purpose of scaring you.
#122203 to #122201 - tiredofannon (03/15/2014) [-]
Its a known virus. FBI wouldn't actually tell you, just bust down the door and throw you on the floor.
#122204 to #122203 - aceonfire (03/15/2014) [-]
Thank you kind sir.
User avatar #122202 to #122201 - paradespair (03/15/2014) [-]
FJ nsfw?
#122196 - paradespair (03/14/2014) [-]
Did I just find the airliner?
User avatar #122205 to #122196 - teoberry (03/15/2014) [-]
Link to the co-ordinates?
User avatar #122210 to #122208 - teoberry (03/15/2014) [-]
It'd be nice if it showed you exactly where you were tho
User avatar #122209 to #122208 - teoberry (03/15/2014) [-]
Could be. I'll tag it anyways
User avatar #122200 to #122196 - iridium (03/14/2014) [-]
Holy fuck Bigfoot
User avatar #122197 to #122196 - paradespair (03/14/2014) [-]
Holy shit this is out of scale
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