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User avatar #184324 - Kanoah
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(05/13/2015) [-]
How do you guys forget about someone? It had been time for me to move on from this girl I knew for a long while, but I've only just brought myself around to make the effort. I feel empty, useless, and nothing can hold my attention. What do I do?
User avatar #184371 to #184324 - brandolf
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You can't forget. I've fuckin' tried. It just ain't gonna happen. I can truly understand the loss you feel. titsmccracken has a good answer, but i personally know that can only go so far. Counselors just get paid to sit there and pretend to care, and the pretense is considerably obvious, yet it really does help. You should absolutely try it, and give it a real chance and have patients for the results to show. Just playing the odds here, but you are probably young enough that the loss you feel is a significant percentage of the loss you've experienced in your life. But I assure you, and I know it is a total cliche but time heals all wounds. With all the trolls on here, you took a real risk to ask. However, keep your head up. Us real people are pulling for ya.
User avatar #184345 to #184324 - erikus
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Listen to mctits here, I'm in the same state and I guess all I need is someone with useful psycological advice to forget her. Thing is I'm too embarrased to speak about it with anyone that's not a close friend.

So don't follow my example and get help. You don't deserve this man.
User avatar #184331 to #184324 - titsmccracken
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Sometimes you can just find a new romantic interest, but sometimes that doesn't even work. If the negative depressive feelings keep persisting though and start impacting your life, I recommend speaking with a counselor.
#184320 - whyunofeellucky
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Any actors out there that could give me tips on how I can make myself cry? Call me a soulless bastard but thinking about things that make me sad doesn't really do much
User avatar #184393 to #184320 - thatonesouthernkid
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i heard that plucking a nose hair works well for people with no soul.
User avatar #184352 to #184320 - supertanto
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(05/13/2015) [-]
>cut hole in pocket
>pull pubes
User avatar #184346 to #184320 - erikus
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Some dog that died in some movie.
User avatar #184333 to #184320 - sugoi
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Walk into the rain
User avatar #184327 to #184320 - hoponthefeelstrain
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cut onions
#184322 to #184320 - anon id: 06edda54
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Every girl you've ever been with has faked their orgasms.
User avatar #184313 - ferrettamer
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(05/13/2015) [-]
how do I get into comics
comicexplain
User avatar #184315 to #184313 - comicexplain
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You'll heave to either ease into it, or dive right in! There's no middle way - Find a series you love, go as far back as you dare, an start reading forward!
User avatar #184317 to #184315 - ferrettamer
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Ok. Do you have any series you would recommend to start with? I was thinking something Marvel cause Batman is the only DC character I can think of that I like
User avatar #184318 to #184317 - comicexplain
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You might enjoy Wonder Woman, WW/Superman, and RedHood and the Outlaws!
User avatar #184319 to #184318 - ferrettamer
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(05/13/2015) [-]
Kk, ty, will try to start something tomorrow
User avatar #184310 - nought
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sometimes, when I'm not pre-occupied, I take time to think "what is the point of doing anything"
my previous hobbies have been watered down, they are only distractions not genuine interests anymore
it is like nothing has meaning or worth anymore
User avatar #184372 to #184310 - brandolf
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I know that feel, bro. I really do. The best advice I can impart to you is to help others, with whatever they are dealing with. Try to give that a shot as a new hobby for you. Just try, even if the shit others are wrestling with seems completely trivial or fucking insurmountable to you. With all the shit killing me, it's the only thing that I've found to help and it does work, for me .
User avatar #184347 to #184310 - titsmccracken
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That's sounds a bit like depression. Sometimes depression manifests as a loss of enjoyment in activities you would normally enjoy or/and everyday life. Or maybe you're just bored. You could look into new hobbies.
User avatar #184391 to #184347 - nought
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I feel like it's not severe enough to be depression
My current hope is that it'll get better in the future, .... hopefully
#184309 - anon id: 72275608
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I havent jerked off to normal porn in a long time only hentai, fanfiction, and real fetish heavy stuff. How do i become a normie again?
User avatar #184374 to #184309 - brandolf
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Don't try to be normal at all. Don't be ashamed of what you're into... everyone has a kink, and you've found yours kudos, muthafucka . Everything is fair game. Live it up and fuckin' have fun.
#184350 to #184309 - minutes
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Don't fap at all for 2 weeks. Your balls will be busting and you can fap to anything now.
#184340 to #184309 - flufflepuff
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This sounds like you've been jerking off for so long and so much that you might have a problem. Maybe. I don't know you, so idk

Decide for yourself

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSF82AwSDiU
#184312 to #184309 - fappening
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You have to slowly phase it down. You cannot jump straight to normal porn.   
   
Use this 6 step program:   
1) Currently fapping to rape hentai   
2) Fap to hentai   
3) Fap to trap's being choked   
4) Fap to trannies   
5) Fap to normal women being choked   
6) Fap to normal women
You have to slowly phase it down. You cannot jump straight to normal porn.

Use this 6 step program:
1) Currently fapping to rape hentai
2) Fap to hentai
3) Fap to trap's being choked
4) Fap to trannies
5) Fap to normal women being choked
6) Fap to normal women
User avatar #184314 to #184312 - nought
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the voice of experience?
#184316 to #184314 - fappening
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You bet your green ass
User avatar #184321 to #184316 - nought
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wow nice font color choice
#184328 to #184321 - fappening
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likewise, here have some peaches
likewise, here have some peaches
User avatar #184311 to #184309 - nought
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watch regular
User avatar #184285 - domkantii
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As of right now, I could use someone to atleast talk to, as of right now, a very good childhood friend that I thought w were going more towards a relationship has shot me down. It hurts because I love this woman so much, and even though I have tried everything, and yet the spark she had at the beginning has faded. I helped her through her terrible break up with an immature boyfriend, give her emotional support, let her see the real me, as I did see the real her. I love her so much, but now she doesn't want us, she wants us to be friends, just friends. I'm not sure I can do that but I don't want to lose her at the same time, I could use any words of encouragement right now.
User avatar #184378 to #184285 - brandolf
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tsoper has the answer, right there. Confidence is key. I know from personal experience that the "let's be friends" line is as painful as it is dismissive. I know it hurts just as bad to let go as it is to be dismissed. The best thing I can say is just to tightly hold on to that feeling, but give it to someone who will appreciate it. You being so willing to try that hard and to show your true self, it is obvious that you have a heart. There is someone who will appreciate that and give her heart to you, it'll be worth the wait. If you need it, you cam PM me.
User avatar #184323 to #184285 - tsoper
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(05/13/2015) [-]
Ok. Seems like you have to work on your physical self.

I dont think youll manage to get less uglier, but you can at least get less fat and lift more.

There is not much you can do to make someone be physically attracted to you. You have to change yourself, radically. Once you look in the mirror and ask "would you fuck me?"... "id fuck me." only then can you ask a girl to be your gf.
#184377 to #184323 - brandolf
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It puts the lotion in the fucking basket.
#184295 to #184285 - thatoneolddog
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**thatoneolddog used "*roll picture*"**
**thatoneolddog rolled image**
Even though it's hard to be friends while you have feelings for her.
She is still your friend, isn't she? But if you are lucky perhaps... Maybe there is the tiniest chance it could turn around? It's quite a long stretch out in the desert my friend.
But we all have to trek it
That's pretty much all i could muster for you.
User avatar #184304 to #184295 - domkantii
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Thanks man, I have that little bit of hope too. But that shit only happens in the movies, but then again in the movies you don't see a guy ask help on funnyjunk.

Thanks for the advice, Here's hoping I can get through the next couple of weeks having her in my classes with me
#184296 to #184295 - anon id: 5822b80c
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Now that's a good roll.
#184273 - anon id: 6d3bf854
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Looks like I may have lost my job. There was a 2 month gap since we had last worked and we were told they were going to be bringing us back after that time gap since thats when work picked up again. Well it's been 2 months and now the boss sends a text to everyone saying they don't have enough work for everyone and maybe we can work with that company again in the future. Now he didn't exactly say we were fired but I doubt they're calling us in again. I wouldn't be that upset if they had told us right from the start that way I would have been able to move out 2 months ago and saved up some extra money. [spoiler] Luckily I haven't "legally" renewed my lease yet even though it was supposed to be renewed 2 months ago so hopefully I can just pay the landlord the extra and move out.
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#184269 - mikimowse
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Anyone got a link where I can read all of the deadpool comics online? I'd torrent but I don't know how (and don't feel like learning at the moment). Thanks!
User avatar #184276 to #184269 - sugoi
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There's a few deadpool comics here.
deadpoolsupplier.imgur.com/

Go to the masterlist and scroll down a bit.
#184287 to #184276 - mikimowse
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Ahh you're the best! Thanks!
Ahh you're the best! Thanks!
User avatar #184265 - dudeheit
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Send an email for traineeship application without my actuall application because I'm an idiot, send another email right afterwards apologising that I was being to overhasty and with my actual application - how much did I fucked up?
Maybe they will laugh and they will hire me anyway?
User avatar #184279 to #184265 - yourinvisiblegf
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think the secretary will just put your 2 emails together
plus, they're close in time so no worries my little nigga
User avatar #184335 to #184279 - dudeheit
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I hope so, I really wanna have this traineeship.
User avatar #184277 to #184265 - sugoi
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I would have made an entirely new email account and just sent it normally.
User avatar #184334 to #184277 - dudeheit
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Well problem is that my name is part of my mail address, so they would've noticed, but I really didn't think of that option
User avatar #184336 to #184334 - sugoi
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There could be two people with the same name applying, just one is a silly guy that forgot and one isn't.
User avatar #184255 - mexicandudeinsd
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I need articles explaining the gamer gate situation (can be either one sided or non biased)
also some articles explaining the origin and the conspiracy.

anything helps thanks. Its for an essay.
User avatar #184299 to #184255 - supertanto
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did you read the rolling stone article on it?
User avatar #184301 to #184299 - mexicandudeinsd
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i have not, is it worth reading?
whats their stance?
User avatar #184302 to #184301 - supertanto
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they try not to be biased but it seems a little sjw slanted. He makes some good points relating it to the disco riot but it's a little too preachy for me. I would skim over it to gain some new points (like comparing it to the disco riots)
User avatar #184303 to #184302 - mexicandudeinsd
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interesting, didnt even know disco riot was a thing
User avatar #184274 to #184255 - makotoitou
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does my opinion count?
User avatar #184281 to #184274 - mexicandudeinsd
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yes (:
User avatar #184251 - icchiwolf
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I'm thinking of starting up a YouTube lets play game channel...any advice or suggestions?
User avatar #184300 to #184251 - supertanto
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you should have me in it
I can have my hand down my pants
Or i can not wear pants
I'll have my hand down your pants
Let's make a porno
User avatar #184275 to #184251 - makotoitou
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(05/12/2015) [-]
which game(s)?
User avatar #184253 to #184251 - mexicandudeinsd
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be funny (:
User avatar #184257 to #184253 - icchiwolf
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ok..well besides that
User avatar #184258 to #184257 - mexicandudeinsd
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be cool
User avatar #184259 to #184258 - icchiwolf
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ok...which game should i start out with...i don't want to play horror games (at least not yet) so people don't think I'm trying to just copy off of markiplier
User avatar #184260 to #184259 - advice
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>implying markiplier only does horror
you should start with current games, then build up the fan base who will then say "do older games"
User avatar #184262 to #184260 - icchiwolf
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ok..any games come to mind?
User avatar #184264 to #184262 - advice
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look at top trending games (inb4 cory in the house) and do some of those. Unless you're godlike, sports games aren't that good for let's plays, so go for a nice adventure title
User avatar #184268 to #184264 - icchiwolf
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any thoughts on what equipment i should get (ex: camera, microphone, editing software etc.)
User avatar #184278 to #184268 - sugoi
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Cmon bruh, you want to make a lets play channel but you actually put zero thought into this and you want everyone to spoonfeed you information?

That's not cool bruh.
User avatar #184305 to #184278 - icchiwolf
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I have an idea of what to get and everything..i just wanted to ask and get a different opinion
User avatar #184306 to #184305 - icchiwolf
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and make sure im not missing anything
User avatar #184261 to #184260 - mexicandudeinsd
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fifa
battlefield
war thunder
idk negro
User avatar #184272 to #184261 - mondominiman
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>fifa

of course you would say that first
User avatar #184282 to #184272 - mexicandudeinsd
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thats wacist
User avatar #184283 to #184282 - mondominiman
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eres una racista
User avatar #184284 to #184283 - mexicandudeinsd
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igual que tu madre
User avatar #184286 to #184284 - mondominiman
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Chinga tu madre, tu padre, el hijo, spirito santo. Amen
User avatar #184288 to #184286 - mexicandudeinsd
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no hablo espanol
User avatar #184289 to #184288 - mondominiman
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yo hablo mas o menos pero no puedo deletrear muy bien
User avatar #184290 to #184289 - mexicandudeinsd
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damn beaner
User avatar #184291 to #184290 - mondominiman
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What?! I used to speak, read, understand spanish really well when I was younger but when I started attending school I forgot most of it
User avatar #184292 to #184291 - mexicandudeinsd
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that makes no sense haha so who taught you spanish?
User avatar #184293 to #184292 - mondominiman
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Parents mostly, I mean i am mexican so I heard and spoke it growing up. I rarely speak it these days except for when I talk with my dad since he only speaks spanish but everyone else is pure english
User avatar #184294 to #184293 - mexicandudeinsd
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Pues habla mas espanol amigo mondominiman
happy tree friends n shit
User avatar #184297 to #184294 - mondominiman
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Where'd you get Happy Tree Friends from?
User avatar #184298 to #184297 - mexicandudeinsd
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mondo
#184263 to #184261 - advice
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#184249 - anon id: b9097ea6
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Anyone know of any good deodorants that don't fuck up the pits of your shirts?
User avatar #184266 to #184249 - dudeheit
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Nivea men fresh active
User avatar #184246 - thisistheguy
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Anyone know a good website where I can talk to people practicing Spanish? Leaving Spain in a couple days and want to keep it up back in the States.
User avatar #184244 - nigalthornberry
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How can I stop myself from feeling like a faggot from doing things
User avatar #184254 to #184244 - mexicandudeinsd
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just say yolo and relax your butt
User avatar #184245 to #184244 - thisistheguy
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Like hating yourself?
#184243 - nonbenderinlife
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A subject in uni is held in hospitals (2 weeks on one hospital, 2 weeks on another etc etc) and today was the first day to the surgery ward. We had to count the vital points of around 8 patients. We started off (me and my 2 other classmates) in a room with 2 patients in it. When we entered one of them got really naggy and started complaining about how nurses and stuff kept entering his room all the time and never let him stay calm and stuff like that. We asked for his name (Our teacher told us that patients may have the tendency to change beds just because they feel like it and we have to always make sure its the right patient by asking for his name) and he told us that he "didnt remember it" and that we should look at his card. After that incident my classmate went to count the other patient's blood perssure and the other patient started complaining as well and told my classmate that if he couldnt find his blood pressure in the first time he wont let him count his blood pressure again and he will shove him off the room. He put on the strap thingie and an error appeared after a while and the patient told him that he would go and throw the machine out of the room. I really couldnt handle his behavior and I told him that he would pay for a new one if he threw it out of the room. Then he said that these fucking machines are worthless and I told him to watch his language and calm down which he kind of did but he kept nagging.

After finishing up and putting everything on the paper he started talking about his family and himself and told me straight up that I have issues and that my family should have told me that. Also, he kept sayig we would never find a job and that what we're doing is worthless and shit like that, I kept my temper unlike the first time and didnt say anything but my blood was boiling and I was so fucking angry at him.

The other patients we visited were friendly and didnt mind us being there.

How can someone be such a douche especially to first timers like us?

Also, Im a really calm person but this patient literally drove me insane and I went past my limits, how can I prevent that from happening again?

TL;DR Angry patient kept talking shit about me after I raised my voice and "defended" my classmate, how can I stay calm?
Thank you in advance, webm somewhat related.
#184555 to #184243 - cpdances
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hahah that video, you seem like a calm person, its okay to get angry sometimes But if you don't like where your anger is going, I would just suggest to express your anger and emotions in other, healthier ways. (bondage)
User avatar #184248 to #184243 - makotoitou
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git gud
User avatar #184242 - watermelloon
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anyone know a reason why i couldof lost 6kg in a few days when im exercising less than normal, eating more and havent cut off a limb or anything.
User avatar #184280 to #184242 - yourinvisiblegf
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maybe you took a massive dump
how does your asshole feels lately ?
#184256 to #184242 - deckbox
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talk to doctor, I lost 2 stone in like a month without really changing my diet up, I must have had some kind of stomach virus, was like the runs and everything maybe, was really gaunt for a while. now i am getting too fat
User avatar #184240 - spoperman
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So my "Grandfather" (not my real grandfather, hes my Moms step dad but whatever) hates us because we moved to a town that was thriving but seems to be struggling, that I don't have my drivers license yet (Im fucking 20, lots of people get their licenses a lot later than that), he hates my dad because he was without work for a while (what the fuck can you do, you can't blame him for the economy) and that me and my brother don't have a proper education (not exactly our fault either, money issues and the fact the local school is complete shite factor into it)

So, how was your day
#184231 - anon id: 5ad17096
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Ive lost all motivation to go to classes. I just dont know what happened. I really just cant get myself to go to them again. What do I do?
User avatar #184235 to #184231 - supertanto
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get over it bitch
#184241 to #184235 - anon id: 5ad17096
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You're a fucking faggot kid.
User avatar #184270 to #184241 - supertanto
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ye
#184233 to #184231 - yourinvisiblegf
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pic not necessarily related

look for what put down your motivation
find yourself some mid-long term goals
#184227 - anon id: 6b785c85
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When I'm having sex with this girl I'm seeing I have trouble keeping it up to the point where I can't finish. Like everything will be going dandy, but then like midway through doing the do I just start to lose it then I just can't finish. Any help?
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(05/13/2015) [-]
stop watching porn, its decensitizing dem dopamine receptors
User avatar #184236 to #184227 - supertanto
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(05/12/2015) [-]
that means yo gay
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(05/12/2015) [-]
Yeah had that problem for a while, (I'm 20)for me I started to watch less porn and stuff and try and Jerk it less it worked for me. If you still having a problem talk to your doctor
User avatar #184228 to #184227 - sugoi
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(05/12/2015) [-]
Viagra?
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(05/12/2015) [-]
I'm only 18 and yeah not really interested in V, but thanks for the reply