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#151988 - alicorn (08/29/2014) [-]
Okay so I want a job, but here's the problem

I'm 20 years old and don't have a license, just now starting to drive a car

I can't really do much due to a thyroid issue making my heart all kinds of fucked up when I even try to exert myself, my body is pretty much devouring it's self because I can't get enough to eat(thanks Obama)

With that being said what the fuck should I do, I at least want to try something that's not being here all day
User avatar #152008 to #151988 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
Public transportation?
Also, find a simple job; One that doesn't require lots of quick movements and heavy lifting. Possibly a job in Sushi, or something cooking/ prepared-foods related.

You've gotta think outside the box, man.
User avatar #152020 to #152008 - alicorn (08/29/2014) [-]
Thanks for a legitimate response, I might try fast food for a start since we don't have anything fancy here
#152022 to #152020 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
I always try for a legitimate response. I think only once or twice I posted jokingly, but it was to people who posted about something in which they didn't need advice for.
Example: "Why do people use the word Bae? It's so annoying" 'but dem baes, doe'

Anyhow, if you can, try for something more... er... up-scale than McDonalds, BurgerKing, etc.
If possible, try for Chick-Fil-A. (Assuming you're in the 'states; Assuming it's in your state... Assuming one is nearby...)

Also most restaurant jobs, so long as you aren't the bus-boy/ dishwasher, are pretty good. Rarely any physical lifting of heavy objects, never really running; It's all calm and collected. Worst you'll deal with, would be the customers.
User avatar #152023 to #152022 - alicorn (08/29/2014) [-]
There's a chick fil a not to far from here, I may just do that
User avatar #152025 to #152023 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
They're pretty great to work for. The work is easy. I worked at one location for three whole years.
I actually worked under the guy whose dad created the Chick-Fil-A sauce. Started in my hometown.

Just try not to be put on breading-table, or fries, and you'll be fine. (Both of which require a lot more energy/ lifting...)

Drive-Thru is pretty easy, front-line (manning the registers) is also fairly easy once you get the hang of it, and dinning room is dead easy. (Legit; The person on dinning room just cleans tables and sweeps the entire time.)
Salad prep is lonesome, but fun. And last but not least, "Screen"/ "Specials" (making sammiches/ custom sammiches) is fast-paced, but no heavy-lifting at all.

All in all, it's a great job to have. Looks great on an application, 'cause of their Second Mile Service. That and Chick-Fil-A is just fancy all around, say, in comparison to McDonalds.
#151994 to #151988 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/29/2014) [-]
60 keks at you now bitch for laughing in retard forum. cry bitch
User avatar #152001 to #151994 - alicorn (08/29/2014) [-]
This would bother me if I actually took everything people say here seriously

Lighten up mate
#152012 to #152001 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/29/2014) [-]
You need to login to view this link

it got removed from google for some reason. fuckign youregaylol reporting shit or omething
#152015 to #152012 - youregaylol (08/29/2014) [-]
bitch please im not a snitch
#152016 to #152015 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/29/2014) [-]
fucking snitch get gud
#152003 to #152001 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/29/2014) [-]
goo.gl/kQUil4

broadcast. earn without leaving room
User avatar #152018 to #152003 - alicorn (08/29/2014) [-]
Since phanact gave admin that screamer link I don't click stuff like that anymore
#152024 to #152018 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/29/2014) [-]
i dont give a fuck. you dont want the help cause you cant hit a mute button in case it is a scream link then fuck you. i dont even like you in the first place. btw im fucking your mom and she is leaving your family soon anyway to be with me cause she cant stand you as a child. she said the only way she would stay is if you got gud
#152005 to #152003 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/29/2014) [-]
hows that for lighten up you shitty excuse of a bitch. dont fuck with me again im the best at what i do and will always be alpha of this site
#152007 to #152005 - youregaylol (08/29/2014) [-]
lol did he click it?
#152009 to #152007 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/29/2014) [-]
why wouldnt he its a way to make money
#152011 to #152009 - youregaylol (08/29/2014) [-]
suspiciouslinks.jpg
#152013 to #152011 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/29/2014) [-]
i dont care.
i
dont
care
i dont care
care
dont
i
#152114 to #152013 - Sunset (08/29/2014) [-]
I DON'T MIND I DON'T MIND I DON'T MIND I DON'T MIND, MIND, DON'T HAVE A MIND
#151990 to #151988 - youregaylol (08/29/2014) [-]
Prostitution.
User avatar #151998 to #151990 - alicorn (08/29/2014) [-]
Cool I've always wanted to be a flthy whore
User avatar #151986 - nigalthornberry (08/29/2014) [-]
I need some help with my Spanish. I need to conjugate two things
Tener in the yo form and have it about something you are told to do.
Deber in the yo form and something about moral obligations
User avatar #152079 to #151986 - thehatguy (08/29/2014) [-]
I'm actually from Spain and I may help a little bit here:

Me han dicho que tengo que bajar la basura.
I've been told to throw in the trash

Debo lavarme los dientes todos los días.
I should wash my teeth everyday.

Next time try to do homwork on your own
User avatar #152057 to #151986 - sorihisis (08/29/2014) [-]
Yo tengo que hacer mi tarea para graduar.~
I must do my homework to graduate.

Debo de parar de ser tan flojo.~
I must stop being so lazy.
User avatar #152106 to #152057 - nigalthornberry (08/29/2014) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #151987 to #151986 - nigalthornberry (08/29/2014) [-]
Tener que*
#151995 to #151987 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/29/2014) [-]
yo means i usually congugated with a -o
in this case its tengo

tengo means i have
if you want to say i have to do soemthing
tengo ir a la escuela
i have to go to school

debo means i drink

i hate you
User avatar #151980 - thofunnyman ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
Hey guys, I really need help. I'm 18 and i'm still living with my parents right now. They are having a hard time financially and I don't have a job. I've really been beating myself up about not having a job. I have been trying to get one ever since I graduated. What can I do? I've really been trying but I just haven't been able to get a job yet. I feel like i'm the cause of all of my parent's issues.
User avatar #152010 to #151980 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
It depends on the Job you want.
Try for something small and simple; Apply at grocery stores and fast food places.

Now, if you're looking for a quick full-time position, I'd recommend Amazon Fulfillment.
Although you'll probably come to the same realization as me, and that you wouldn't be able to pursue any education at all with a full-time job.
User avatar #152027 to #152010 - thofunnyman ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
Well im mostly looking for part time jobs. I plan on going to college in the spring.
#151985 to #151980 - youregaylol (08/29/2014) [-]
Prostitution.
#151981 to #151980 - mr skeltal (08/29/2014) [-]
same here
User avatar #151982 to #151981 - thofunnyman ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
It really blows does it not?
#151974 - mr skeltal (08/28/2014) [-]
why cant i cope with people telling me about good times in their past?

to me it just feels like "oh look at all this fun i had when you weren't there" and "this person is much better than you, but i cant talk to them anymore/they dont like me anymore" and shit along those lines

i know that it almost definitely isn't the intention of them telling me, and im probably guilty of doing it myself, but whenever it happens i can't shake those thoughts and it puts me in a shit mood and makes me feel like im crap to talk to

the fuck?
User avatar #152034 to #151974 - alecbaldwinning (08/29/2014) [-]
Because you're ridiculously insecure and it makes you ridiculously jealous over the tiniest most irrelevant petty shit.
User avatar #151976 to #151974 - derpityhurr (08/29/2014) [-]
maybe try telling a similar story back to them
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User avatar #151965 - tyrano ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
why cant I thumb content, I've never been banned
User avatar #151972 to #151965 - tyrano ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
just found out i can't thumb comments either
#151996 to #151972 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/29/2014) [-]
wrinklynewt walcorn or edwardnigma thumb banned you
User avatar #152035 to #151996 - walcorn ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
No you fucking retard
#152113 to #152035 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/29/2014) [-]
fuck off asshole
User avatar #152000 to #151996 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
Why would it specifically be one of us?
I don't know this guy, and far as I know, only level 9 and 10 mods can thumb ban.
#151957 - mr skeltal (08/28/2014) [-]
is it illegal for an 18 year old to discuss lewd stuff with a 17 year old?

it sounds dumb and a bit gross to be fair but i'd like a serious response.
User avatar #152171 to #151957 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
Illegal?
No.

Just don't set yourself up to fail.
An example would be describing what you would do to them.

Otherwise, it should be fine. The worst you can do is act upon it, although even then it's mostly legal. It'd be borderline illegal if you did. (Age is so close, man, it wouldn't matter much. Now if you were the Anon that was 18 dating a 14 year old, completely different story.)
#152110 to #151957 - mr skeltal (08/29/2014) [-]
xXThatxOnexGuyXx could you give an opinion?
#152059 to #151957 - dehumanizer (08/29/2014) [-]
Yes, even if its 17.992 its still a child, you could face serious jail times buddy.
#152109 to #152059 - mr skeltal (08/29/2014) [-]
I know what you're like, nice shitpost.
User avatar #151960 to #151957 - ipostcp (08/28/2014) [-]
Nawh. It's illegal to have sex with them though.

If it were illegal I think every parent would go to jail. lol.
User avatar #151984 to #151960 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
I thought there's like a 2 year gap where you can fuck people so if you're 18 you can fuck someone that's 16.
User avatar #152080 to #151984 - ipostcp (08/29/2014) [-]
It's underage.
#151997 to #151984 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/29/2014) [-]
theres a reason even 18 year olds ask if a girl is 18 brah
#151970 to #151960 - mr skeltal (08/28/2014) [-]
I mean online.
User avatar #151971 to #151970 - ipostcp (08/28/2014) [-]
It's not, no.
#151956 - ipostcp (08/28/2014) [-]
Apparently I'm narcissistic. Like I think I'm better than everyone else or apparently have that attitude when I don't think that way. How the hell does this happen? How can I fix it? I mean I'm proud of myself and think highly of myself, but who doesn't think highly of themselves?

I never put people down unless they are being rude to me or other people. I don't try to get into fights with people either, because there isn't any need for that shit. Yet, I'm the asshole for having self respect and decency.

So, am I wrong for trying to be happy with myself and holding myself to these standards, or does it make me actually look like a cunt? If so, how can I fix this?
User avatar #151975 to #151956 - alexanderburns (08/28/2014) [-]
Just remember that you don't have an alibi
User avatar #151977 to #151975 - ipostcp (08/29/2014) [-]
What does that have to do with anything?
User avatar #151978 to #151977 - alexanderburns (08/29/2014) [-]
Your opinion of yourself might just lower if you remember that you aint got no alibi.
User avatar #151979 to #151978 - ipostcp (08/29/2014) [-]
Buuuuut I don't think of myself as above anyone.
#151958 to #151956 - mr skeltal (08/28/2014) [-]
maybe don't be so outward with your opinion of your appearance, keep it to your self a bit more.
User avatar #151959 to #151958 - ipostcp (08/28/2014) [-]
Well I never talk about my appearance. That's the thing. I don't flaunt myself either.
#151961 to #151959 - mr skeltal (08/28/2014) [-]
do you just talk about yourself with people around?
User avatar #151962 to #151961 - ipostcp (08/28/2014) [-]
Nope, I'm more or less talking about online. I feel I'm pretty normal IRL.
#151963 to #151962 - mr skeltal (08/28/2014) [-]
I don't see how you could be narcissistic.

maybe whoever called you thta doesn't know what it means?
#151964 to #151963 - ipostcp (08/28/2014) [-]
Well, he called me smug too so I'm not really sure. Either way, it may of been him just getting upset with more or something.
Well, he called me smug too so I'm not really sure. Either way, it may of been him just getting upset with more or something.
#151966 to #151964 - mr skeltal (08/28/2014) [-]
eh, I wouldn't worry about it.
#151938 - minutes (08/28/2014) [-]
How do I stop overthinking?
#151999 to #151938 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/29/2014) [-]
by stop being insecure. overthinking is a sign you dont trust yourself. quit being beta is the actual answer here and gain confidence
User avatar #151948 to #151938 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Distract yourself with a hobby, or go hang out with friends.
What exactly are you over-thinking?
#151967 to #151948 - minutes (08/28/2014) [-]
I don't really want to go into great detail so I am just going to say girl-texting stuff.
User avatar #151968 to #151967 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Ahh. I feel your pain.
Just be patient.

If she likes you, then see if she'll start the conversation if you don't. (IE, go all day without starting a conversation, and see if she starts one.)
#151969 to #151968 - minutes (08/28/2014) [-]
I know, I know. It's not like I haven't been in this situation countless times before, but I don't want to fuck this up again, you know?
User avatar #152006 to #151969 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
I just had a conversation with a friend about this.
You're over thinking because you feel like the situation is out of your control, and that you need to have some control over it.

But look, man, understand that you can't control everything.
You can't control her. You can't control when she texts you. You can't control her feelings.
That's all up to her.
Relationship are not one-sided. If you were under control of the relationship, then you'd be better off dating a mirror; For that'll be the only time when everything she does is in line with what you want to happen.

You're over thinking because you feel like the situation is out of control. And you know what? It is out of your control.
Learn to accept this. Stop trying to think you can control everything, when you can't. You shouldn't.
Whatever happens, happens. Continue being yourself, let her be her, and go with the motions.
#151939 to #151938 - dehumanizer (08/28/2014) [-]
You start posting lotsa pics like these.
#151940 to #151939 - minutes (08/28/2014) [-]
Alright I'll try
#151942 to #151940 - dehumanizer (08/28/2014) [-]
That's the spirit!
#151941 to #151940 - minutes (08/28/2014) [-]
Doesn't seem to be working
#151943 to #151941 - dehumanizer (08/28/2014) [-]
Your pepe/wojack folder is too low.
#151944 to #151943 - minutes (08/28/2014) [-]
That's because I am pretty happy at the moment.
#151929 - mr skeltal (08/28/2014) [-]
where can I buy a skeleton like this one in the link? x4.fjcdn.com/pictures/Spooky+scary+skeletons+Dad+But+we+never+bought+a+skeleton_e94be4_5274187.jpg

I like skeletons.
#151931 to #151929 - dehumanizer (08/28/2014) [-]
just go to a graveyard
#151936 to #151931 - mr skeltal (08/28/2014) [-]
nice, good one, great, really good, awesome, amazing, funny, useful, insightful, hilarious , revolutionary, original, masterful, fantastic.

these are words I would not use to describe that.
#151922 - Penn (08/28/2014) [-]
Admin seriously needs to make a confessions board or story board. I have so many stories I want to share with you guys. I've posted a couple on here but it really doesn't fit the profile of advice so I don't tell too many. Anyway, here's what happened last night:

>recently got second job and junior year of college
>been busy as fuck
>only go out 1 maybe 2 days a week but so tired i can't enjoy it like i used to
>just have couple beers with friends, go home, pass out, go back to work
>good thing about this is that i'm meeting bunch of girls
>incoming freshman, fuck yeah
>i'm not saying i'm alpha or being cocky, but i'm good at getting girls. i like sex and i have a lot of it. again not being cocky, just giving background for story
>anyway
>realize thursday (today) is first day off in weeks
>ima enjoy this shit nigga
>live with buddy and his girlfriend
>buddy goes to parents house last night and is staying until weekend
>get home from work last night after long day of class/work at other job
>fuckin exhausted as fuck, legs hurt
>don't care, want to do something, even if it's just get a 12 pack and kick it at apartment alone
>buddy's girlfriend comes home (i guess i can refer to her as my roommate now)
>she worked all day, too. wants to go out
>she parties a lot, complete opposite of her boyfriend
>she's new to the area, just moved in a month ago
>tells me i need to get off my ass and go out with her because i know all bars and the whole area
>tells me lets go out and get drunk and enjoy our night
>fuck yeah don't gotta tell me twice
>go to rusty's raw bar and grill
#151932 to #151922 - dehumanizer (08/28/2014) [-]
>he thinks someone cares
#151933 to #151932 - Penn (08/28/2014) [-]
dick
#151923 to #151922 - Penn (08/28/2014) [-]
>$10 open bar
>pool tables, corn hole, sports, 50 fucking TVs
>fuckin' awesome my kinda joint
>roommate (buddy's girlfriend) wanting something more exciting. wants to go to club
>fuck that, this place will get fun, just wait.
>people start flooding in
>not crazy crowded, but enough to meet people/have fun
>foods fuckin' tight at rusty's by the way
>anyway, solid 7/10 walks in with not so solid 5/10 and that's generous
>bunch of dudes at bar too, playing pool, eating, etc.
>7/10 basically only girl there worth bringing home
>I didn't have a lot of options, but even if i did i would probably bring this girl home anyway
>she's definitely older (late 20s early 30s)
>curvy, solid ass, a little chunky (like barely), but can pull it off fucking well
>her friend is like fuckin 6 feet. can hear every mini earth quake she creates as she walks
>roommate starts getting hammered, tells me she wants to bring guy home
>she's my buddy's girlfriend who i live with, let that sink in
>not gonna play fuckin mommy all night, she's a big girl, if she wants to fuck some random dude then who am i to stop it
>we scope the bar for solids
>seriously 7/10 is only chick worth even looking at
>some solid dudes for her, she's taking her pick
>we're fucking hammered
>dudes hitting on her all night anyway, she has a lot to choose from
>i gotta make my move on this 7/10 chick
>she's playing pool with Sandor Clegane and a couple guys who approached them
#151924 to #151923 - Penn (08/28/2014) [-]
>roommate is talking to guys, getting more drinks, having fun
>I leave bar area and go to pool table
>"it looks like you're losing"
>"i suck at pool"
>say some more bull crap
>make her laugh and shit
>guy at pool table (i guess they were partners) trying to interrupt cause he wants that shit
>she's not having it, keeps attention on me as i charm the fuck out of her
>look over and my fucking roommate is on the other pool table on her back with her shirt up
>some guy pouring shot in her belly button
>fuck yeah
>tell 7/10 situation, she's my roommate, etc etc
>me and roommate end up being life of the fucking party
>everyone fuckin involved, talking, bitches be dancing on tables, belly shots, 7/10 humping my leg
>its 1:30, bars close at 2, can't buy beer past 2oclock
>tell 7/10 that we're going back to my place, gotta leave now to get more beer
>she's down as fuck
>everyone at bar wants to come too
>fuckin everyone goes outside bar to smoke/talk
>all saying they're grabbing beer and coming back to my place
>i don't care i just want 7/10
>some dude pulls me aside, looks like he's about to cry
>tells me he's in love with girl at the bar (not my 7/10, some random girl)
>um....cool dude?
>asks me for advice, etc etc
#151925 to #151924 - Penn (08/28/2014) [-]
>dude i don't know i gotta go get beer and go back to my place
>says he's coming too
>cool whatever
>get in my car with roommate
>she's excited as fuck, having guy come over
>i guess guy and all his friends wanted to fuck her at once, she said fuck that and said that only the one guy can come over now
>speed to gas station to get beer
>realize i never got girls number and she doesn't know where i live
>i was driving too fast/stupid for her to follow me
>fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
>at gas station, grab beer
>same 7/10 walks in, fuck yeah
>"we lost you but this was the closest gas station so we figured you came here"
>fuck yeah follow me home
>realize no one at bar has our numbers nor knows where we live
>guess no ones coming
>get home, me and 7/10 already tongues deep
>roommate waiting for her guy to come
>realizes she never told him the fucking address
>texts him (she got his number at the bar) and tells him to come over
>roommate goes on lanai for cigarette
>dude just walks in to my fucking house
>"the fuck you doin, bro?"
>"oh she told me to just walk in and go to the bedroom"
>point him to her (and her boyfriends) bedroom
#151926 to #151925 - Penn (08/28/2014) [-]
>roommate comes back in and goes in her room
>7/10 and giant friend want to play cards and shit
>i barge into roommates room, she's on her knees suckin dudes dick
>"we wanna play cards"
>she keeps the dick IN HER MOUTH and mumbles some shit, i'm assume "i'll be out in a second"
>she seriously just had a conversation with me with a dick in her mouth
>go back out in living room, make out with 7/10 some more
>her friend feels awkward as fuck
>hear fucking loud knock at door
>oh shit who's that
>put tv on mute, open door
>fuckin police
>some woman cop, 6/10
>no i didn't fucking flirt with her what are you fucking crazy
>anyway, open door
>"what are we celebrating tonight?"
>fuck we must be loud as fuck
>"uh... i have tomorrow off"
>"we've gotten calls from two different people saying how loud you are"
>"oh, sorry. i didn't realize we were being so loud. i'll keep it do-"
>bitches unmute the fucking tv in the middle of my sentence
>family guy fucking blasts from the tv, can hear it like a fucking bomb just went off outside
>I look at cop, "uh....that's the tv"
>"yeah, that's family guy. you need to keep it down. seriously"
>"okay officer, sorry again."
#151927 to #151926 - Penn (08/28/2014) [-]
>didn't realize tv was so loud
>turn everything down, tell everyone to be quiet
>roommate comes out of room with dude
>guy goes straight for front door and leaves
>roommate starts screaming "that guy sucked so fucking bad that was the worst dick i ever had dont ever fuckin come back!"
>my 7/10 fucking laughing her ass off, looks at friend, says be right back and we go in my room
>we immediately start fucking the every lasting shit out of each other
>side note: i'm into some heavy shit when it comes to sex. i won't go into detail, but i'm into some HEAVY shit
>i fuck her in every position, every hole, and then got into some good stuff (tying up, choking, belt)
>could tell she was uncomfortable with some of it, so it didn't last long with that stuff, but we fucked for so long i lost track of time
>roommate barges through door in the middle of me recking that shit
>says bigfoot friend wants to go, felt awkward for hours
>I look at phone after i put on pants
>it's fucking 5:30 in the morning
>what the fuck how long were we in there
>roommate tells me that bigfoot friend heard a lot and said that she was scared i was raping her because of how aggressive i was being/talking so she got her to stop us
>they leave, i pass the fuck out
>wake up feeling fucking awesome, two missed calls, one voicemail
>my fucking apartment complex
>listen to voicemail
>"hi this is us from the office. you need to call us back immediately we have a few questions for you."
>get out of bed, open door to living room
>my fucking fridge
>seriously guys
>my fucking refrigerator is in the middle of my living room
#151928 to #151927 - Penn (08/28/2014) [-]
>what the fuck happened
>put fridge back, ask roommate what happened when she finally woke up
>says she doesn't remember shit, has no fucking idea what i'm talking about
>we must have been loud as fuck last night
>get radom text
>from 7/10 from last night
>"i had so much fun last night, we should do it again soon"
>i call her because i do that shit, tell her to come over and hang out (after a night of partying i like to sit around with a girl, watch movies all day, and have sex. it's the ultimate hangover cure and feels so unlonely. it's a great feeling)
>she says she literally can't take anymore and that her ass hurts so bad. hurts to sit down, bite marks all over her
>says she seriously looks like she got raped
>says when she feels that her ass can take it again she'll come over
>i still want company
>call this chick i met from school. brazilian, barely speaks english
>ask her to come over and hang out today, watch movies, etc
>says yes and that she'll be there soon
>hang up phone
>reevaluate my fucking life
>feel guilt for like 5 minutes
>worried i'm getting evicted
>have brazilian fucking girl on her way here right now
>neighbors hate me now
>7/10 so fucked up from me that she can't walk
>get on FJ
>write this shit
>turn on tv
#151930 to #151928 - Penn (08/28/2014) [-]
>spongebob on demand
>reevaluate my life a second time
>i fucking love my life
>i'm ready captain
>i'm so fucking ready



By the way guys, I know I'm going to Hell for everything and I'm HORRIBLE to women (apparently), but I have another account on here: relationshipxplain

I seriously use that account to try to help you guys on here if you are ever having trouble talking to someone or just need advice for dating, friends, sex, social interaction. Anything really. I talk about all of my horrible activities on here, but relationshipxplain is seriously an advice account and I'll use it to help.
User avatar #151945 to #151930 - Timmietim ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Tldr pls
#151935 to #151930 - minutes (08/28/2014) [-]
I didn't read that story but generally, if your storys are good, just post them as content and if they aren't keep them to yourself.
User avatar #151870 - annamerp (08/28/2014) [-]
Hi....so.
I'm trying to start a relationship with this guy, He's amazing and blah blah all that good stuff.
The thing is he talks about his ex a lot, I shouldn't just say talk.
She owes him almost 1000usd, and whenever she asks he give her more. he always says shes gonna pay him back
The reason they broke up in the first place was because she was cheating on him with his best friend best friend recently got her pregnant in the apartment HE paid rent for she's never had a job while he was at work.
That was actually the 2nd time they broke up, I'm unsure about the first.
But the third and final time was after I met him, she had chased him with a knife because he wouldn't pay her phone bill because she broke his play station.
Since about april, every time we talk he brings her up and he'll compare her to me. Or tells me the things they would do together or stuff like that.
And I really don't think he's quite over her, I mean, he says he fells betrayed by her, but I don't think he's moved on yet.
wat do?
User avatar #151896 to #151870 - bobbyembry (08/28/2014) [-]
man oh man, you know what you need to do... your gut tells you already. this has bad news written all over it. youd be better off out of this mess, there are plenty of guys out there who dont have this kind of drama who would love to be with you. There really isnt anything special about one guy that would make it alright to put up with what you've described.
#151874 to #151870 - dehumanizer (08/28/2014) [-]
Lol he sounds like a complete beta loser, i see why you are atracted but should you really be that jelly your pussy game is not as good?
User avatar #151875 to #151874 - Timmietim ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
''sounds like a complete beta loser''
I don't think you are really in a position to talk here.
#151877 to #151875 - dehumanizer (08/28/2014) [-]
Lets see:
>got cheeted on and yet continued the relationship 3 times!
>gave her 1000 $
>best friend stole his gf and made him a baby
>she lives in his apartment and never pays for anything
>works to feed her usless ass
>she broke his psp because he wouldnt pay her phone bill then she succsessfuly assulted him with a knife

Now come on!

As for weather Im in the position to say this or not: Do you really think, that someone would go on the internet and tell lies?
User avatar #151884 to #151877 - annamerp (08/28/2014) [-]
I'm not even going to argue. This plus what just happened just opened my eyes to a whole lot of fuck nope.
Thx, I assume people around here dislike you, but you have saved me. based.
#151886 to #151884 - dehumanizer (08/28/2014) [-]
But wait, why dont you pimp him too instead?

You could still have a relationship with another guy AND get to exploit that loser for cash and he'll stay obidiant if you dont push it too far.
#151894 to #151891 - dehumanizer (08/28/2014) [-]
But what if he returns to her now? Can you really be so cruel?
User avatar #151900 to #151894 - annamerp (08/28/2014) [-]
Uh, yeah I guess I can be. As long as i'm not sucked into it.
Also, why do you have so many frogs?
You calling me cruel is like the pot calling the kettle black. no?
#151904 to #151900 - dehumanizer (08/28/2014) [-]
Its like... collecting art, each picture has an emotion i relate too, each picture holds a story.
#151911 to #151904 - annamerp (08/28/2014) [-]
That's deep. You must just be a tortured soul that needs a hug.    
You helped me, so I'll help you.
That's deep. You must just be a tortured soul that needs a hug.
You helped me, so I'll help you.
#151917 to #151911 - dehumanizer (08/28/2014) [-]
Nice try foul beast, but i have evolved beyond your wicked ways.
#151919 to #151918 - dehumanizer (08/28/2014) [-]
>implying i know what a loving hug from a female thats not a family member feels like
#151920 to #151919 - annamerp (08/28/2014) [-]
Imagine it like your hand if it was wrapped around your body and not just your wiener.
Imagine it like your hand if it was wrapped around your body and not just your wiener.
#151921 to #151920 - dehumanizer (08/28/2014) [-]
You know i really dont care, while the normals spend all their time obsessing over relationships and other people, I am spending my time studying, exercising, performing art and most emportantly having fun.

Or atleast that's what i tell myself at night.
#151888 to #151886 - thatnigger (08/28/2014) [-]
You couldn't just take your first compliment and leave it at that, could you?

Honestly though, if she says you've done a good job, then good job.
#151889 to #151888 - dehumanizer (08/28/2014) [-]
No, its never over! Betas must be oppressed, its the only way to start the revolution!
#151890 to #151889 - thatnigger (08/28/2014) [-]
I think someone's a little shy and embarrassed that he actually help someone for once and isn't used to hearing things like this.
#151893 to #151892 - thatnigger (08/28/2014) [-]
Awww, don't worry. We won't tell anyone you get shy easily.
#151895 to #151893 - dehumanizer (08/28/2014) [-]
>tfw my shitposting probably ruined some fellow robot's life

then again

>2gfs

ahaha fucking normie, get gassed
#151903 to #151895 - thatnigger (08/28/2014) [-]
You see, there's a huge difference between you and him. Sure you may come across as desperate, but that fear you have of girls hurting you stops you from getting used and cheated on.
He, on the other hand, probably feels liking doing good things for others is more use of his time then taking care of himself. He's too selfless that it's actually selfish, if you get what I mean. If her breaking up with him doesn't cause him to get hurt and consider what he's doing, then he's got a world of hurting awaiting him before he realizes what he's done.
#151912 to #151903 - dehumanizer (08/28/2014) [-]
Normal Internet Defence Force, pls go.
User avatar #151878 to #151877 - Timmietim ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
You both are beta fags
#151879 to #151878 - dehumanizer (08/28/2014) [-]
>beeing pussywhipped
>ever
User avatar #151880 to #151879 - Timmietim ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Atleast that guy has had 2 gf's, unlike you
#151881 to #151880 - dehumanizer (08/28/2014) [-]
He had two pimps.
User avatar #151882 to #151881 - Timmietim ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
new one doesnt seem too bad
#151883 to #151882 - dehumanizer (08/28/2014) [-]
Thats how they start out.
User avatar #151897 to #151883 - Timmietim ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
So now he's getting poon
#151898 to #151897 - dehumanizer (08/28/2014) [-]
N...nope!
N...nope!
User avatar #151899 to #151898 - Timmietim ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
except he probably does
#151902 to #151899 - dehumanizer (08/28/2014) [-]
And then gets pimped yeah.
User avatar #151906 to #151902 - Timmietim ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
but he does get the poon
#151909 to #151906 - dehumanizer (08/28/2014) [-]
Thats like getting bread to get shat on.

Also hes now a beta provider without getting anything in return. MFW pic related.
User avatar #151913 to #151909 - Timmietim ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Would be more like eating delicious bread but getting diarrhea after
#151914 to #151913 - dehumanizer (08/28/2014) [-]
>comparing a used usless violent cheating whore to delicious bread
User avatar #151915 to #151914 - Timmietim ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
The current GF didnt seem like a violent cheating whore yet
#151916 to #151915 - dehumanizer (08/28/2014) [-]
They all are underneath, now why would he get in a relationship if he knew her true nature. Do you think he would have started develpoing feelings for the first one if he knew what was going to happen?
User avatar #151873 to #151870 - thatnigger (08/28/2014) [-]
First of all, if he hasn't already, tell him to stop talking to his ex. Tell him that he may not see it now, but he really should cut her out of his life. Tell him that he's probably not getting the money back and he shouldn't let the money he's given her become a reason to still talk to her. Tell him that his friendship or whatever it is with his ex is toxic and he needs out now.
Second of all, tell him that he'll get over her if he's away from her. That he'll only be reminded of the pain if he talks about her and that it will probably be better to move on sooner as he's with you.
Thirdly, if he still isn't over her and it's dragging your relationship with him down, just leave him. Sure it's unfair but getting into a relationship when you're not over your ex is completely unfair to the person you're with, he's being unfair to you. Tell him you don't want him talking about her or comparing you to her otherwise you'll just leave. Don't use this as a means to control him, I mean if he doesn't do this, actually leave, it's not worth it if he's going to hold himself back on purpose, ya know?
User avatar #151885 to #151873 - annamerp (08/28/2014) [-]
He just told me that he's letting the ex and "best friend" move in with him because "best friends" mom kicked them out of her house.
Thank you for your advice, but I'm not willing to deal with someone who operates on this level of beta.
User avatar #151901 to #151885 - Timmietim ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Seems about as beta as dehumanizer
#151907 to #151901 - dehumanizer (08/28/2014) [-]
>me
>beeing beta

pick one
User avatar #151887 to #151885 - thatnigger (08/28/2014) [-]
Yea, that was my last point. If he's doing all this, just leave. He's being used and is losing you and possibly much, much more if he doesn't stop letting others walk over him.

It'll be hard, but one day he'll wake up and realize he needs this to stop or he'll never get anywhere, ya know?
User avatar #151871 to #151870 - derpityhurr (08/28/2014) [-]
Tell him that you dont like him talking about his ex straight up, but be gentle because ye, it seems like hes not fully over her
User avatar #151857 - icanpaintyay ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
sup.
so my sister in-law got shot in the hip while in Afghanistan (friendly fire). Wright now shes getting surgery for it in DC, and since i don't have enough money this year to fly down and she her, i ask for some creative advice and mainly your opinion. What would make the coolest fucking care package?
also, she will be laying in a hospital bed for 6 months before she's aloud to move her hip.
#151947 to #151857 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
I live about an hour away from Washington D.C.
I could help you do something, if you wanted.

I know it's super awkward coming from a stranger from the internet, although it's always an option.

She could get semi-regular visitors; I don't think many of the Young Adults in my Church would mind visiting someone in a hospital in Washing D.C. to make them feel better. But again, this is a semi-awkward scenario coming from a stranger. Although if she wants visitors, my church would be glad to go and visit her and give her company.
User avatar #151876 to #151857 - Timmietim ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Put an AC130 in the care package, those are the fucking best in MW2 man
User avatar #151946 to #151876 - Timmietim ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
And thank god she wasn't playing hardcore, like fucking everything instakills you then.
Fucking teamkills man
User avatar #151869 to #151857 - aherorising (08/28/2014) [-]
if she won't be able to move for 6 months, then videogames, books, and any series or entertainment is best. Assuming PC gaming is pretty much out of the question (because a laptop on her lap with a broken hip doesn't sound very healthy), the best alternative is some handheld, preferrably with browsing capabilities.
You should be easily able to obtain a 2th hand/used DSi / 3ds for a reasonable price, and using 2th hand ds games shouldn't bee too hard or pricey either.

And/or

Get her a tablet. I can hardly imagine it would strain her hip, but it would allow her to browse the internet, youtube, and whatever interests she has much easier. There's plenty of cheap android tablets out there, so you might wanna look into that as well.

I've been out of the running for 2 months last year, and the only thing that makes it bearable are simple distractions, but most important are social interaction. With a tablet you could skype her every (other) day or so, so she has someone to talk to besides the staff there.
User avatar #151863 to #151857 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
I say go with Aherorisings idea. She'd be bored as fucking shit. If you and her played videogames together, then you can mix that with the idea Saltybanana had somehow.
User avatar #151862 to #151857 - aherorising (08/28/2014) [-]
see if you can get her a nintendo DS with a shit-ton of games.
#151859 to #151857 - sugoi (08/28/2014) [-]
Send her a card with a rabbit on it that reads.   
"I hope you have a hippity hoppity day!"   
"Get well soon Hip Hip Hooray!"
Send her a card with a rabbit on it that reads.
"I hope you have a hippity hoppity day!"
"Get well soon Hip Hip Hooray!"
#151867 to #151859 - ipostcp (08/28/2014) [-]
Holy hell that's cringy. It made me laugh pretty good though.
User avatar #151858 to #151857 - saltybanana (08/28/2014) [-]
fill it up with stuff you guys shared memory's in?

ex. say you guys were into Disney movies. put stuff you seen or always remembered from those movies in there.
User avatar #151820 - gorillaztwentyfour (08/28/2014) [-]
First things first, this wasn't my first stop and it won't be my last. I need all the help I can get and I'm gonna do whatever I can but

My hopefully temporarily-long distance girlfriend currently living in Canada while I'm in Maryland/USA is fucking depressed and suicidal, she's nearly killed herself on multiple occasions before we dated and I currently am the only one keeping her hopes up at this point when I finally get to hang out with her again this thanksgiving.

She's gone to a therapist that allegedly blamed her for her depression and wouldn't uphold confidentiality. The therapist told her mother which in turn took no actions. She currently leads a shitty life where she has never received attention from her mother whose description can only be careless, childish, and too dumb to make good decisions.

My gf has moved away from all her friends, some of her friends have left her in the past, and she's dealt with the death of both friends and close family. I'm talking family that cared for her.

She's afraid to tell anyone other than me right now about this shit and I only recently convinced her to let me message her mom about it. Iunno, maybe this woman will listen to me if she won't listen to her own daughter.

I don't even know where to go here, this girl is perfect for me and I don't think she can handle the following 3 years of going to a shit college in an area with shit employment.

I don't know what to ask, other than help me figure this out. I've considered trying to earn enough money for her to move over here at some point. It would give her a light at the end of the tunnel or something. She's fucking ecstatic around me (visited me in July) but now that she's home she'll probably kill herself within months if not years.

Help.
User avatar #151832 to #151820 - sugoi (08/28/2014) [-]
Keep her going with that light at the end of the tunnel junk.
And start working hard so that you guys can move in together after whatever. I have no idea how old you are or what stage you're in (highschool/Uni/Job) but regardless get a job or start working a bit more so you can earn enough to move in with her. Preferably her with you since her home sounds rough as hell.

I would suggest you try (but not force) to convince her to get a job as well to help with this and to stay away from home and keep her mind off things but that comes with it's own risks such as some other guy hitting on her.

I think the most important thing though is just keep in contact and help her through her little I guess break downs.
User avatar #151843 to #151832 - gorillaztwentyfour (08/28/2014) [-]
I plan on holding two jobs through college (I'm a soph if that helps). We don't plan on kids and I don't mind holding down multiple jobs. My main concern is getting her out of that shithole after graduation. We're not planning on kids, period. Stinky, smelly--ass money wasters. I already work in a day care, and that's enough children for me.

She had a crush on me for the previous 7 or so years, we only began dating after this several-year friendship this past July yadda yadda point is she won't be cheating on me, I'm positive.

She's applied to many jobs none of which have contacted her back or hired her or whatever - although I did tell her to keep trying.

We haven't broken contact for more than a few hours at a time, tops. Thx based Skype/Facebook/Snapchat.

I sincerely appreciate the advice here m8. Everything is welcome.

Thank you.
User avatar #151821 to #151820 - gorillaztwentyfour (08/28/2014) [-]
I can probably give more details if anyone needs them.
#151819 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Guise pls halp
Seriously though, during this last summer session at college, I met a whole new group of friends, and they are all so great. Pretty much the only new group of friends I've made in a long time.
There is one girl in the group that is absolutely amazing, like i've only had two massive crushes in my life and she is one of them. Only one problem, another guy in the group liked her, and I thought she liked him as well, so I backed off and told him to just go for her because I didn't want to break up this group.
Flash forward almost 6 weeks now, and I still am hung up over her. He really doesn't seem to give the slightest shit about her, and no offence to him (since I still like him overall) but he is a huge dick to her and most girls. I really don't understand why he feels he has to be (might be the whole "5 foot 7" thing), but whatever.
Now this might have raised a big red "fedora flag" for some of you, but really I mean it when I say I am not bad at all. Like I've had 5 stalkers over the course of high school because some girls like me so much. I just lack self confidence half the time, and I really am not athletic, so you can see why I can turn off some girls as well.
But this girl, oh my god, I can not just forget about her. More and more now, she seems to like me as well, and I can't shake it out of my head.
I don't know what to do about this situation at all.
I really like this group of friends, and like I said I don't want to break it up or become ostracized by them. I still enjoy the guy's company, so I don't want to just shut him out either.
What do, FJ advice? I really just don't know what to do about her
#151865 to #151819 - dehumanizer (08/28/2014) [-]
>letting another man take your crush infront of your eyes

HOLY SHIT HOW BETA ARE YOU MAN? SO WHAT IF SOME PRICK LIKES HER YOU FUCKING AUTIST! GO ROBIN WILLIAMS!
User avatar #151864 to #151819 - princessren (08/28/2014) [-]
talk to him about it
be like "look you don't seem to be jumping at the chance to be with her and I really want to so is it ok" if he is such a player he should be able to find another girl
User avatar #151872 to #151864 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
I was thinking about it, but that might crush him more than it would help me
He is also a super jealous type of boyfriend, so while I could still take him in a fight if he wanted to fight, I really don't want to take it to a fight. That would undermine my whole "not wanting to break up the group" thing
User avatar #151853 to #151819 - alecbaldwinning (08/28/2014) [-]
You don't meet someone like that very often throughout your life.

Grab your nuts and go for it you coward. Unless you want to be lying on your deathbed thinking back on what could have been.
User avatar #151854 to #151853 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Like I said, I know she is amazing and great, I just don't want it to end awful. Confessing and having her say no, losing that great group of friends. Both could happen if I do this in the wrong way
User avatar #151855 to #151854 - alecbaldwinning (08/28/2014) [-]
So letting your fear paralyze you into inaction is a much better alternative, right?

If you don't act like a man, women will not treat you like a man.
Men are confident. Men go out and get what they want. What do you want? That girl? Then go fucking get her.
User avatar #151856 to #151855 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
I'm working on it man
I may not go right up and steal her right away, but I am still gonna work on getting them apart so that I can get her myself
User avatar #151841 to #151819 - danield (08/28/2014) [-]
Youalways have me
User avatar #152053 to #151844 - iamkagji ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
what's this from?
#151847 to #151846 - danield (08/28/2014) [-]
You can always add me on steam its the same username except my avatar is a dog in a tux
User avatar #151848 to #151847 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Done
even though I thought we were friends to begin with
User avatar #151850 to #151848 - danield (08/28/2014) [-]
This just means we're super best friends

I'll add you later when i get on a pc that has steam installed
User avatar #151851 to #151850 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
k bby
#151824 to #151819 - saltybanana (08/28/2014) [-]
dude if you really like her, just go for it

you will eventually leave your friends for her, cause you two will be with each other most of the time if you do end up going out. like i said its your friends or her
User avatar #151868 to #151824 - derpityhurr (08/28/2014) [-]
it aint no fun if the homies cant have none
User avatar #151829 to #151824 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
It sucks though because I really like this group of friends as well
and if at the end of the day, I end up saying all my feelings to her and then she actually doesn't like me, then I won't really be able to face the group with her in it
User avatar #151831 to #151829 - saltybanana (08/28/2014) [-]
thats why you just start off as friends. hang out with her just you and her get to know her, maybe she could be a bitch?

become her best friend in a way. that way when you wanna share your feeling towards her it wont feel so awkward
User avatar #151833 to #151831 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
I suppose its definitely my best, and only, option for now
User avatar #151834 to #151833 - saltybanana (08/28/2014) [-]
you got nothing to loose my man, just go for it. invite her to go out to eat or just hang out wear only two could go
User avatar #151835 to #151834 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Well she is actually coming over to my dorm tomorrow to make me dinner, so that's as good a start as any...
assuming the guy doesn't come as well
User avatar #151836 to #151835 - saltybanana (08/28/2014) [-]
thats a good start man! try helping or say "teach me to cook?"

make sure its just you two, cause you dont wanna get cocked block by any of your friends has happen to before, not fun
#151837 to #151836 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Here's to hoping he is busy tomorrow, so its just the two of us
Here's to hoping he is busy tomorrow, so its just the two of us
User avatar #151838 to #151837 - saltybanana (08/28/2014) [-]
dont worry itll go good as long as he doesnt get involved. just have a good time.

and clean yo place up too ese
User avatar #151839 to #151838 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Oh I cleaned it so much earlier because I thought she was coming today, haha
I'll probably do some more after class though
#151840 to #151839 - saltybanana (08/28/2014) [-]
shouldnt over clean, its gonna look suspicious, but whatever goodluck tomorrow holmes
#151842 to #151840 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Thanks man, i'll be sure to put some socks around on the ground, to off-set the rest of the clean
Thanks man, i'll be sure to put some socks around on the ground, to off-set the rest of the clean
User avatar #151823 to #151819 - sugoi (08/28/2014) [-]
You told the guy to go for it so just sit back and see if they break up.
If you're feeling a tad vindictive just avoid giving either of them relationship advice and say "I don't want to get involved."
User avatar #151825 to #151823 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
I didn't really tell him to go for it, I just sat back and let it happen
and now there is nothing I can really do, since there is no way I can date her while staying in the group
oh well though
User avatar #151826 to #151825 - sugoi (08/28/2014) [-]
"so I backed off and told him to just go for her"
User avatar #151827 to #151826 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
I know, I know, poor wording on my part man.
User avatar #151828 to #151827 - sugoi (08/28/2014) [-]
Ah well okay then.
Well not much you can do without looking like a wanker while they're still dating.
User avatar #151830 to #151828 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, I was thinking as much
#151808 - youregaylol (08/28/2014) [-]
So theres this girl in my class, nice girl, 8/10 ass, 3/10 personality. I wanna hit it and quit it but she's shy and I think she wants a relationship. I'm thinking if I show her that I'm only interested in her booty that she'll back off.

If I were to rape her would I get in trouble, like would she tell and how can I make her keep quiet?
#151866 to #151808 - dehumanizer (08/28/2014) [-]
If you are a nigger, go to Sweeden where rape is legal! :^)
User avatar #151810 to #151808 - marinepenguin ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Well there is the low route where you act like you want a relationship, get sex, then leave.

Or you can tell her, "hey I just that awesome ass of yours and then we part ways".
#151809 to #151808 - saltybanana (08/28/2014) [-]
are srs?    
   
nigga rape will get you into deep ass trouble. plus need to learn to respect bro, thats why you aint get no pussy   
   
just talk to her, get close to her, who knows you could have her for friends with benefits
are srs?

nigga rape will get you into deep ass trouble. plus need to learn to respect bro, thats why you aint get no pussy

just talk to her, get close to her, who knows you could have her for friends with benefits
#151813 to #151809 - youregaylol (08/28/2014) [-]
idk man,shes pretty clingy and tbh the rape option is becoming more desirable when I continue to think about it.

basically if i invite her on a "date" and go the force fuck route I might be able to convince her that she wanted it, she's pretty weak willed, that's the impression I get. She's always trying to get closer to me and it wouldn't really be rape if she wanted it. I might even be able to keep doing her for awhile.

Or we can go the drug rape route which isn't that desirable tbh but at least there's little evidence.
#151815 to #151813 - saltybanana (08/28/2014) [-]
dude are kidding im not gonna let you rape this chick.   
   
be a fucking man and deal with it. it takes patients to get some pussy. think on the bright side. if she says yes to become your friends with benefits you can get pussy whenever you want?    
   
stop being a lil bitch and man the fuck up, and just talk to her, if shes close to you, then she'll say yes plus just tell her you just wanna be friends with benefits
dude are kidding im not gonna let you rape this chick.

be a fucking man and deal with it. it takes patients to get some pussy. think on the bright side. if she says yes to become your friends with benefits you can get pussy whenever you want?

stop being a lil bitch and man the fuck up, and just talk to her, if shes close to you, then she'll say yes plus just tell her you just wanna be friends with benefits
User avatar #151849 to #151815 - fistfireace (08/28/2014) [-]
Well, there is a chance she wouldn't say yes. Not that I condone what that faggot was saying (or going to do), but not all women wants to fuck (in other words, wait until marriage).

The rest of what you said I agree with.
#151816 to #151815 - youregaylol (08/28/2014) [-]
The question is no longer "Should I do it?", but "How will you stop me?"

bitch nigga.
#151817 to #151816 - saltybanana (08/28/2014) [-]
im not gonna stop you   
   
im warning you, because rape is a serious thing. its not funny to be messing with cause your pussyless cant get any, doesnt mean this chick has to go thru so much pain in the future.   
   
i think youre just a sad fat chode fedora looking cunt whos to scared to go up to women, so you have to rape a bitch to get pussy. thats fucking embarrassing bro.   
   
i feel sorry for you bro, i really do
im not gonna stop you

im warning you, because rape is a serious thing. its not funny to be messing with cause your pussyless cant get any, doesnt mean this chick has to go thru so much pain in the future.

i think youre just a sad fat chode fedora looking cunt whos to scared to go up to women, so you have to rape a bitch to get pussy. thats fucking embarrassing bro.

i feel sorry for you bro, i really do
#151818 to #151817 - youregaylol (08/28/2014) [-]
Don't get pissy because your step dad raped you nigga, chill.
User avatar #151806 - nigalthornberry (08/28/2014) [-]
I feel like I need something to worry about
Is that weird?
User avatar #151852 to #151806 - youngneil (08/28/2014) [-]
At one point in my life, I actually preferred having things go wrong because everything was so boring. It got to the point where I started creating problems in my head (which lead to relationship issues, drug abuse for a minute, and what I think is alcoholism. I just really like partying, but I think I maybe do it too much, whatever).

Anyway, from my experience and from what my friends have told me, it seems like you want something to worry about when you either
a) Think life is too boring and want something to happen.
b) are too used to things being fucked up that normal things feel strange


Quite a few of my friends have done it, I've done it, so it's probably pretty common and not all that weird. Of course, I could be very wrong, I don't really know.
#151812 to #151806 - saltybanana (08/28/2014) [-]
mmmm i wouldnt say weird cause i was in your position at once.   
   
   
just enjoy your worry free moments
mmmm i wouldnt say weird cause i was in your position at once.


just enjoy your worry free moments
User avatar #151798 - vortix ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
i wanted a remote control helicopter with a live camera for the longest time , when i heard they exist, it was like a dream come true. i will no matter what, buy one. did any of you guys get one of these before? what do you guys recommend?
User avatar #151811 to #151798 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
A simple quadrocopter, GoPro, and iPad will do.
Costly, yes. Yet works really, really well.

My friend's dad, and neighbor, has multiple remote control helis of various sizes, multiple quadrocopters, a few GoPros, and an iPad.

If you'd like, I can take some time to ask him which brands in specific he chooses for the helis/ quadrocopters.

Although, you do need to practice on the computer before flying anything.
User avatar #151822 to #151811 - vortix ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
can i hook it up to work on my windows 8 laptop? is that possible? i don't have an ipad nor do i have a smart phone(i know what your thinking, i just don't see the need for one )
User avatar #151799 to #151798 - vortix ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
excuse my grammar.
User avatar #151797 - ribbedandstudded (08/28/2014) [-]
Okay guys, I'm in need of some advice.

I've made posts about my dumbass family before, so I'll keep it short. My step-brother is 17 and has never listened to or respected my father. This is 100% because his real father-refereed to as "Asshat" from here on out for simplicity- told him not to. Up until recently his attitude has just been annoying. He won't do his chores and my dad's not allowed to discipline him My dad has no custodial rights, and Asshat will press charges . To top things off, his mother works long hours and is always too tired to do anything about his attitude.

I should also mention that my father had a serious heart attack in 1997. It was so severe that he was actually dead, but by some miracle he came back. I'm not spiritual or anything, but by rights he should have died that day. The after effects were that he wasn't supposed to do anything strenuous. Lately, his heart has been getting worse. "No strenuous activity" has turned to "Minimize all activity." I was there when his doctor told him that even sweeping the floor might be too much for his heart.

With that in mind, here's what has me so pissed off at my step-brother:
about a month ago, my family had a going away party for my older step-brother not the one I'm pissed off at because he was about to head of to basic training. My younger step-brother was responsible for cleaning the back yard before the party. Instead he decided to stay out and smoke with his friends, prompting my father to do the work. I won't get into details but it's Arizona in the middle of summer and my dad was doing yard work, moving heavy tables and chairs, mowing the lawn, etc. It would have taken my step-brother an hour to do, but instead he ignored it.

--I'll put the next bit in another comment. I'd rather not interrupt a thought. ---
User avatar #151800 to #151797 - ribbedandstudded (08/28/2014) [-]
While my dad was doing said work he passed out. He finished the work, but afterward he got tired just walking across the room. After talking to his doctor, he went in for an appointment to see what was wrong. It turns out it was another heart attack. This one destroyed any progress he had made in the last 17 years... because my dumbass brother couldn't be bothered to do any work at all. you could say they expected a lot from him, but his normal chores are making sure the cats have food, making sure there's chlorine tablets in the floater, and skimming the pool. He never even tries to do any work. If you call him out, he yells at you and stomps off to his room... where he smokes cigarettes and claims my dad is putting the butts in his room to get him into trouble

But this is where I really get pissed off... my step-brother's response to my dad's heart attack? "Damn... This means we'll have to do more work."
I'll be honest with you guys... I've never wanted to punch anyone this hard before in my life, and the only reason I didn't is because Asshat would press charges. Both my dad and I had choice words for him, but we kept our mouths shut because we knew once we got started we wouldn't stop. So I came here to see what my options are and vent my frustration to my FJ family. You guys have helped me in the past, and I could really use it now.

Legally he's still a minor, and I have no way to prove that he's responsible for my father's heart attack. I could report the underage smoking, but I'm afraid that other members of my family- namely my father- could get into trouble since they've known for a while and not said anything.

Tell me truly, what would you do to put this arrogant, self-concerned prick in is place?
#151814 to #151800 - saltybanana (08/28/2014) [-]
damn that sounds tough ese   
   
dude i would fucking beat his ass upside down man. teach him some fucking manners bro. your old man seems like his really weak to be doing and handling his shit. talk to his mom, say if he keeps disrespecting your dad that you wont hesitate on fucking him up.    
   
i see to it as theyre are two ways to deal with this.    
ONE   
talk to this dude, see whats fucking bugging him, maybe he needs someone to talk too his older bro just left so he feels alone now since he was the closes thing to family he loved  try to get him to talk to you. try becoming his best friend. he probably needs someone to vent out too.   
   
TWO   
beat his ass up side down. i personally think its very disrespectful on what he's doing. he's acting like a child who is throwing tantrums. and your pops is paying the consequences with his weak heart. if your older, take advantage in roughing him up abit.
damn that sounds tough ese

dude i would fucking beat his ass upside down man. teach him some fucking manners bro. your old man seems like his really weak to be doing and handling his shit. talk to his mom, say if he keeps disrespecting your dad that you wont hesitate on fucking him up.

i see to it as theyre are two ways to deal with this.
ONE
talk to this dude, see whats fucking bugging him, maybe he needs someone to talk too his older bro just left so he feels alone now since he was the closes thing to family he loved try to get him to talk to you. try becoming his best friend. he probably needs someone to vent out too.

TWO
beat his ass up side down. i personally think its very disrespectful on what he's doing. he's acting like a child who is throwing tantrums. and your pops is paying the consequences with his weak heart. if your older, take advantage in roughing him up abit.
User avatar #151774 - muffintime (08/27/2014) [-]
omg just asked a chick who apparently liked me (her friends told me) to a movie tonight over text and she's been typing for the last 3 minutes.. WTF hold me, Im so scared.
User avatar #151775 to #151774 - muffintime (08/27/2014) [-]
still typing

User avatar #151776 to #151775 - muffintime (08/27/2014) [-]
Just got a message omg, im to scared to open it lol.
#151777 to #151776 - mr skeltal (08/27/2014) [-]
open it you wuss
#151778 to #151777 - muffintime (08/27/2014) [-]
she said yes!!!!!!@!#!@#!@#!@#@!#@!#@!#!@#!@!!!!!@#!@#!@#!!
she said yes!!!!!!@!#!@#!@#!@#@!#@!#@!#!@#!@!!!!!@#!@#!@#!!
#151803 to #151778 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
You sound like a girl. Good job.
#151779 to #151778 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/27/2014) [-]
youre such a loser
User avatar #151802 to #151801 - fistfireace (08/28/2014) [-]
Look on the bright side: you're a loser who has now gotten a date.
#151804 to #151802 - muffintime (08/28/2014) [-]
I feel so pretty
I feel so pretty
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