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#73936
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rokkarokkaali ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-] Could not send the information e-mail. Please contact us or try with some other email.
So I tried updating my email onto my account and that shows up. What do
So I tried updating my email onto my account and that shows up. What do
#73934
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awesomerninjathing (05/22/2013) [-] MOTHERFUCKING COCK FUCK SHIT FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
SHE HAS A FUCKING BOYFRIEND FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
Actually not even a fucking boyfriend, she isn't allowed to have one, but they both like each other and they hold hands and shit, they just don't show any public signs of affection. I'm so fucking pissed, SHE THOUGHT I FUCKING KNEW ABOUT THIS when I fucking told her I liked her. Fuuuuuuuuuuuck.
I told her that I wouldn't go back to how I was (pedo), but to know that I still like her. She said sorry and thank you for not going back to how I was, and I told her that if things don't work out, to know that I'm still here.
FUCK. FUCKING READ THIS HERBLEGERBLE, ADVICEDUDE, BLADEBOY
SHE HAS A FUCKING BOYFRIEND FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
Actually not even a fucking boyfriend, she isn't allowed to have one, but they both like each other and they hold hands and shit, they just don't show any public signs of affection. I'm so fucking pissed, SHE THOUGHT I FUCKING KNEW ABOUT THIS when I fucking told her I liked her. Fuuuuuuuuuuuck.
I told her that I wouldn't go back to how I was (pedo), but to know that I still like her. She said sorry and thank you for not going back to how I was, and I told her that if things don't work out, to know that I'm still here.
FUCK. FUCKING READ THIS HERBLEGERBLE, ADVICEDUDE, BLADEBOY
#74071 to #73934
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herblegerble (8 hours ago) [-] Damn...I saw this mention and thought shit would be good.
Don't give up just yet. For all you know, that shit could come crashing down very soon.
If it doesn't and it's just not going to happen, then it's probably just best to move on. It will be hard, but shit happens and you're still young. At least she knows that you're there for if/when things go bad. That's about all you can do.
Don't give up just yet. For all you know, that shit could come crashing down very soon.
If it doesn't and it's just not going to happen, then it's probably just best to move on. It will be hard, but shit happens and you're still young. At least she knows that you're there for if/when things go bad. That's about all you can do.
#73945 to #73934
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advicedude ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-] I'm sorry bro but just take a breather and remember you're still young. You've got a lot of time left. Just know that it's whatever and you can still be friends it seems. Don't hang on to it too much because then you'll develop further feelings than you have now and you'll hate the boyfriend even though he might be a bro. Just try to get the most out of life while you can. Relationships shouldn't matter too much if you're not in one. Also, if you find another girl in life, PERSUE HER! But don't live your life searching for a girl because it will only dampen your life.
#73921
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kommandantvideo (05/22/2013) [-] How to open up a glass jar that won't show any signs of weakness?
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dragontear ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-] sometimes use your other hand to open it. i'm not sure how this works but one of my old teachers had a jar that no matter how hard you force it with one hand it wouldn't open, but if you tried with the other it opened with little to no force
#73911
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onionbubs (05/22/2013) [-] How do I stop procrastinating?
I've got a test paper I'm supposed to be handing in tomorrow, and I havent started it. I've got an exam in two days and I havent started revising.
Instead, I've been stockpiling all the pictures of David Tennant I can find.
Wat do?
I've got a test paper I'm supposed to be handing in tomorrow, and I havent started it. I've got an exam in two days and I havent started revising.
Instead, I've been stockpiling all the pictures of David Tennant I can find.
Wat do?
#73902
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lolokoko (05/22/2013) [-] To right the countless wrongs of our day,
we shine this light of true redemption,
that this place may become as paradise.
What a wonderful world such would be...
we shine this light of true redemption,
that this place may become as paradise.
What a wonderful world such would be...
#73897
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thehawkeye (05/22/2013) [-] Got an interview for work experience in a couple days, anyone any advice?
#73905 to #73897
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akamrhood (05/22/2013) [-] -Look them in the eye when you are answering questions.
-Keep a straight up right posture to show confidence.
-Don't cross you arms.
-Give a firm hand shake.
-Try to keep a happy and smiley attitude.
-Get at least 3 questions to ask the interviewer. In doing so, the interviewer sees that you are taking interest in the job and company. It also shows confidence and curiousty which are both strong traits.
-Lastely, look up some typical interview questions online and try to prepare yourself to answer those questions so your not just sitting there fumbling over your words.
-Keep a straight up right posture to show confidence.
-Don't cross you arms.
-Give a firm hand shake.
-Try to keep a happy and smiley attitude.
-Get at least 3 questions to ask the interviewer. In doing so, the interviewer sees that you are taking interest in the job and company. It also shows confidence and curiousty which are both strong traits.
-Lastely, look up some typical interview questions online and try to prepare yourself to answer those questions so your not just sitting there fumbling over your words.
#73896
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catzombie (05/22/2013) [-]
FunnyJunk is now asking me to give me account an email. What are the coincequences of just putting some random one up like 123ha.pp.y.238@hotmail.com?
#73879
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amegaara (05/22/2013) [-] hello people of advice i need an advice for grammar nazies im writing an essey and i need to write that (there is a set of things) is that sentence correct? or should i use there are a set of things? (im using a plural at the end)
#73878
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caesium (05/22/2013) [-] Party this weekend that my band are performing at, and the possibility to hook up with the girl I like, who i asked out last year and still have some feelings for . What do?
#73861
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demonicchimera (05/22/2013) [-] Apparently FJ no longer recognises my email account and is pestering me to register a valid email adress (even though my current one is perfectly valid).
So what can I do to fix this?
So what can I do to fix this?
#73858
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seeyouinhell (05/22/2013) [-] Im 18 in late november and im planning a 3 day trip to somewhere in england. preferably around the east midlands area. i was just wondering where the hell to go and what the hell to do. of course there will be drink involved i just don't know what to do? any suggestions? money isn't really an issue unless it's something silly over £1000 or something also if it's something fancy that needs booking could you please let me know how far in advance i need to book?
im open to any suggestions as long as it's fun to do in a group and wont be affected by how drunk/sober we are.
Thanks in advance
im open to any suggestions as long as it's fun to do in a group and wont be affected by how drunk/sober we are.
Thanks in advance
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N. Korean citizen (05/22/2013) [-]
If you're planning on drinking, I'd advise staying away from the Lake District. It's stunning there, but 1) you'll be pissed so won't remember the scenery, and 2) there are a lot of hills / fells / lakes that you can fall off and die, or drown and die.
#73857
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N. Korean citizen (05/22/2013) [-]
Alright, so i applied for a job somewhere, and got officially hired as a temp. They told me all i needed to do was get a pre employment drug test. about 5 days later, i get a call saying there was a problem with my test. They want me to call some "800" number.
Does anyone know what happens if i call this number?
Does anyone know what happens if i call this number?
#73853
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fargone (05/22/2013) [-] What's a tactful and sensitive way to tell someone that their breath smells so awful that I'm worried that it may be being caused by a health condition? I know she brushes her teeth frequently, and her diet isn't anything out of the ordinary, but her breath constantly smells like manure and it makes it difficult to be in close proximity to her.
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multimedia (05/22/2013) [-] Mention that you saw a video on youtube about these things called tonsil stones. Basically, they're small crystals of pure evil that make even the most ardent brusher's breath smell like fucking decaying corpse. If she doesn't get the hint, you're outta luck.
#73852
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harryblazer (05/22/2013) [-]
does anyone have the photo of the baby girl in adult work cloaths crying in front of a tiny computer?
#73845
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turva (05/22/2013) [-] if i post NSFW and get thumbs, will they be counted even when my comment deletes
#73832
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marinepenguin (05/22/2013) [-] So lately I have been feeling strange sometimes.
Most of the time I am really happy, and spend my time with my girlfriend who I love very much. But some days, I just feel numb at times. I just don't feel emotion, I'm not mad or sad or happy, I'm just kind of there. And I can't quite understand why that happens. Am I just emotionally exhausted? Is there some kind of chemical imbalance in my brain? Or any possible explanation?
My girlfriend hates when I get like that, she feels useless because she can't help me. And it worries me because when I get into that numb state, I hold no real feelings for her either, I know I love her, but when I look at her I just don't feel anything like normal. I don't want something like this to effect our relationship.
I have just recently graduated and was super busy every day for weeks between school, work, and sports until a few days ago. So could it just be that I'm tired and need a break? I just would like some input.
Most of the time I am really happy, and spend my time with my girlfriend who I love very much. But some days, I just feel numb at times. I just don't feel emotion, I'm not mad or sad or happy, I'm just kind of there. And I can't quite understand why that happens. Am I just emotionally exhausted? Is there some kind of chemical imbalance in my brain? Or any possible explanation?
My girlfriend hates when I get like that, she feels useless because she can't help me. And it worries me because when I get into that numb state, I hold no real feelings for her either, I know I love her, but when I look at her I just don't feel anything like normal. I don't want something like this to effect our relationship.
I have just recently graduated and was super busy every day for weeks between school, work, and sports until a few days ago. So could it just be that I'm tired and need a break? I just would like some input.
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derolez (05/22/2013) [-]
To me, it does sound like exhaustion. When you're so busy that you can't just stop and relax, it takes its toll. It's happened to me and I know what you mean by simply existing rather than feeling emotions and all. To me, it just seems like you need some rest. You need a break from being so busy. And if that doesn't work, then there may be something deeper affecting you.
