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#143952 - amusingusername (07/13/2014) [-]
I'm browsing FJ at night. Light's off, it's dark.

Unfortunately a fly was in the room and it is now pursuing the only light source in the room, my computer screen. As I write this it is idiotically and senselessly banging itself on the screen's glass over and over like all the stupid light-loving insects do when they find a shiny thingy.

I tried killing it already but I have crap reflexes and cannot catch it and it is now pissing me off with the rage of a thousand suns. What do?
User avatar #143957 to #143952 - keltainenlumi (07/13/2014) [-]
Or if you are a heartless murderer then you can try moving you're hands slowly around the fly and squashing it. They don't run away from slow movement.
It sounds retarded but that is the way I've been exterminating the pests.
User avatar #143956 to #143952 - keltainenlumi (07/13/2014) [-]
Wikihow has a guide for this as well? That's pretty impressive actually.
read dat shit
www.wikihow.com/Catch-a-Fly
#143959 to #143956 - amusingusername (07/13/2014) [-]
Thanks, meanwhile all my attempts have failed. I tried swatting it with a piece of cloth, hit once but the fly seems to be quite resistant, and I almost suffered heavy causalities among the number of pixels in my screen. Will be sure to check these tips.
User avatar #143962 to #143959 - keltainenlumi (07/13/2014) [-]
Oh. Then you could try swinging around randomly until you land a crit and the fly gets the crippled effect. Imprisoning or killing it is too easy after that.
That only works if you're luck 9 or more though.
#143967 to #143962 - amusingusername (07/13/2014) [-]
Maybe, but it seems I underestimated my foe. After checking those tips it would appear it has become aware of my plans. It is not landing in places where I could reach it, and adopting hit and run tactics, slamming on my computer, going for a few laps around the room, then attacking again.

Meanwhile it also landed twice on the back of my neck where my hand-to-eye coordination is somewhat inefficient for obvious reasons and once in the back of my hand where I couldn't crush it. I interpret this last one as a challenge to a duel to the death.
User avatar #143969 to #143967 - keltainenlumi (07/13/2014) [-]
If it really bothers you then could try turning you're monitor off, lighting a flashlight or some other portable light source and guide it outside.
#143971 to #143969 - amusingusername (07/13/2014) [-]
Alas the mighty winged beast is vanquished! After what I believe, were the mocking gestures from this insect by rubbing itself on my face, probably trying to make me hit myself, I went a grabbed a spray bottle and filled it with water. Once it hurled itself onto my screen I drenched it, forcing the foul animal to land and then used the hand-cup trick to grab it before it managed to take off again. Thank you for the partial solution my friend.

Hydration was indeed key for this one though.
User avatar #143973 to #143971 - keltainenlumi (07/13/2014) [-]
Praise the hydration!
#143951 - anonymous (07/13/2014) [-]
I had trouble erasing a porn site from my browsing history but I managed to resolve it myself. Suck it advice board!

I had to delete cookies.
User avatar #143963 to #143951 - nigalthornberry (07/13/2014) [-]
Use private browsing next time
#143945 - skydiving (07/13/2014) [-]
Hey advice, recently my friend told me that she's been struggling with depression, and I really want to be supportive and a good friend. But being a person who's never been depressed, I have no idea what to do, and what to say, and what to talk about. I don't want to be uncaring and insensitive, but I also don't want to pry. I just want to be there for my friend, but I'm having trouble figuring out how. Does anyone have any advice?
#144058 to #143945 - dehumanizer (21 hours ago) [-]
give her the D
User avatar #143946 to #143945 - keltainenlumi (07/13/2014) [-]
Help keep her thoughts off her depression. If it is possible take her somewhere where she hasn't been before. That is the best way to help clear her thoughts.

Don't talk about it unless she mentions it first or it gets dangerous, for example she tries to hurt herself or someone else. That is pretty rare thought so don't worry.

And if she talks about her depression give her your full attention, try to listen carefully and make sure that she understands that you are there for her.
#143947 to #143946 - skydiving (07/13/2014) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #143948 to #143947 - keltainenlumi (07/13/2014) [-]
No problemo.
User avatar #143943 - negativeone (07/13/2014) [-]
Colleges with good Psychology programs? I'm looking for colleges where I have a realistic possibility of getting accepted.
User avatar #144126 to #143943 - thedudeistheman (16 hours ago) [-]
Google something like "colleges with good psychology programs" (or exactly that), then look for schools that are in the locations you'd consider going to. Once you find a school that seems good, do more research on that school to see if it actually does have a good psychology program, and to make sure the school/students/surrounding area doesn't suck. If all that stuff checks out, look for some of their acceptance criteria (classes taken in high school, test scores, etc.). They obviously look at more than just classes and test scores, but if you feel like you have a reasonable chance of getting accepted there, you'd decide to fill out an application for them.
#144049 to #143943 - minutes ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
In switzerland you can study psychology without having only A's
User avatar #143966 to #143943 - keltainenlumi (07/13/2014) [-]
I don't know shit about colleges but you could specify you're location.
#143934 - anonymous (07/13/2014) [-]
Depression rearin' up   
   
Sink time into work, anime, gaming, or just puke up all my emotions like I always do?   
   
I mean it's not all bad, 2 years is pretty good for a relationship. Be glad it happened, not bitter that it ended.    
Still, it stings to hear "I couldn't see a future with you in it"
Depression rearin' up

Sink time into work, anime, gaming, or just puke up all my emotions like I always do?

I mean it's not all bad, 2 years is pretty good for a relationship. Be glad it happened, not bitter that it ended.
Still, it stings to hear "I couldn't see a future with you in it"
#144059 to #143934 - dehumanizer (21 hours ago) [-]
>anime   
>relationship   
   
JUST HOW?
>anime
>relationship

JUST HOW?
User avatar #143941 to #143934 - keltainenlumi (07/13/2014) [-]
Katawa Shoujo.
#143938 to #143934 - confusedasian (07/13/2014) [-]
That sucks. I won't tell you to just move on because that's easier said than done. You should take some alone time for you'reself when you aren't busy. Sounds cheesy, but taking a walk through a park or beach is nice and comforting.
User avatar #143937 to #143934 - oborawatabinost (07/13/2014) [-]
moarpotatos knows what's up

Katawa Shoujo is the shit, and many people have had their lives changed by it.
User avatar #143935 to #143934 - moarpotatos (07/13/2014) [-]
Watch the most emotional anime you can find to take you're mind off that hoe. I can give you a few recommendations. Or maybe try Katawa Shoujo if you haven't already.

If that doesn't get you're mind off of her, 12ga buckshot to the head is usually a pretty good way to do it.
User avatar #143922 - braindeadmetalhead (07/12/2014) [-]
People say to learn to love you'reself first. But, how can you love you'reself when other don't? If other people don't see anything to love, then what do i look for to love in myself?
User avatar #144105 to #143922 - nsfwcontent (17 hours ago) [-]
If you don't love you'reself then how can you expect others to love you?
If you aren't happy with you'reself then people will see that and not want to be a part of you're life.
You need to be happy with you'reself and only then let other people into you're life, if youeu can't make you'reself happy then how can you expect to make others happy and for others to make you happy if you can't even make you'reself happy?
#144060 to #143922 - dehumanizer (21 hours ago) [-]
>just be you'reself
>ask her out, worst thing she'll do is say no


Dont listen to normies, they give the worst advice.
User avatar #143950 to #143922 - jokekill (07/13/2014) [-]
The saying goes "you need to love you'reself before you can love somebody else"

Maybe people don't love you because they don't love themselves first.
User avatar #143936 to #143922 - moarpotatos (07/13/2014) [-]
It doesn't matter how many people do not like you. The truth is not determined by a majority vote. You must love you'reself regardless, even if you are a piece of shit. Start working to become who you want to be.

Or, masturbate furiously to some good Spongebob r34 until you feel better or claw out you're trachea.
User avatar #143932 to #143922 - oborawatabinost (07/13/2014) [-]
You know you better than other people do. Just because they don't see it, doesn't mean there's nothing there for you to love.
#143926 to #143922 - confusedasian (07/12/2014) [-]
It's nice to believe in ones self, but a little help from others doesn't hurt.
User avatar #143923 to #143922 - aesis (07/12/2014) [-]
That's kind of a broad term in reality. I don't think anyone really loves themselves, more what they do with themselves. For the most part I despise myself and suffer from low self-esteem, but I have some days where I'm happy with myself maybe because I have a burst of confidence, or I was acknowledged for doing something.

You don't even need to learn to love you'reself, you just need to there's more to you'reself outside of liking or hating who you are.
User avatar #143924 to #143923 - aesis (07/12/2014) [-]
Jesus christ what the fuck happened to my english on that last sentence.
#143897 - ipostcp (07/12/2014) [-]
I'm sure a few of you know, I've been trying to ask this girl out on a date, but the thing is, she is a twin. IDENTICAL TWIN! I fucking asked out her twin sister. Fuck that was weird for me, I'm like "Well, could you not tell hejr about this?"

I really hope she doesn't cause it can seriously fuck me over if it comes out wrong.
User avatar #143944 to #143897 - keltainenlumi (07/13/2014) [-]
You need to get to know them better before you can actually start to date one or the other. Otherwise the twin you're dating might hit you with the "Why aren't you going out with my twin?" card.
I fucked up like that in mah youth so I talk from experience.
#143940 to #143897 - proteinstain (07/13/2014) [-]
man up and go for it, double you're chances of pussy
man up and go for it, double you're chances of pussy
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User avatar #143930 to #143897 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/13/2014) [-]
I think it shouldn't be too bad. Does she know it was a misunderstanding?
User avatar #143917 to #143897 - moarpotatos (07/12/2014) [-]
Go for the threesome
User avatar #143918 to #143917 - ipostcp (07/12/2014) [-]
No thanks.
User avatar #143920 to #143918 - moarpotatos (07/12/2014) [-]
Just trying to help.

Also, are you sure you aren't Keiichi from Higurashi in a Shion/Mion scenario?
User avatar #143906 to #143897 - makotoitou (07/12/2014) [-]
lol rekt
User avatar #143901 to #143897 - oborawatabinost (07/12/2014) [-]
Well, the girl might be understanding of you accidentally asking her sister. She might think it's funny. I don't know the girl, but if she gets pissed about something like that, you might not want to go out with her...
#143903 to #143901 - ipostcp (07/12/2014) [-]
Well, I'm mostly talking worst case senario. I too think it wouldn't be something to worry about.
User avatar #143912 to #143903 - oborawatabinost (07/12/2014) [-]
If they're really that identical, they're probably used to stuff like that by now.
#143913 to #143912 - ipostcp (07/12/2014) [-]
The only way I can tell them apart at the moment is their shoes.
User avatar #143927 to #143913 - marinepenguin (07/13/2014) [-]
As you get closer you'll notice that they behave in different ways, and you'll pick up on it. No worries man, it'll just be something to laugh about in the future.
User avatar #143914 to #143913 - oborawatabinost (07/12/2014) [-]
Really? I knew a pair of twins, but I could tell them apart.

I don't know how long you've known them, but I bet if you look closely there will be something to tell them apart. Moles, marks, stuff like that. With the twins I knew, their heads/faces were shaped slightly different.
User avatar #143942 to #143914 - keltainenlumi (07/13/2014) [-]
Yah. After a while I started to separate a couple of identical twin guys because of how their hair curled.
#143898 to #143897 - ilikedragons (07/12/2014) [-]
Try to get to the right twin as fast as you can? Before the sister gets to her? And worse comes to worse, she finds out from her sister and saves you the awkwardness of asking her out...
User avatar #143902 to #143898 - ipostcp (07/12/2014) [-]
Well, looking back I DID mention I have a hard time telling the two apart. So maybe that might help my situation.

Anyway, they are working together at this very moment, so I'm just waiting for a text like cussing me out.
#143896 - ilikedragons (07/12/2014) [-]
Advice for coming out of the closet? Im 18 and I really like this girl... I know for a fact that she is bi. Only a 3 people know about me being fabulous and sparkly... I think I'm ready to come out and hopefully get with the girl I like, but I'm still kinda scared/worried and don't know how to go about doing it...
User avatar #143915 to #143896 - thatnigger (07/12/2014) [-]
Are you in an area where they respect you're sexual preferences?
User avatar #143908 to #143896 - makotoitou (07/12/2014) [-]
buy a monster truck. everybody would be able to tell instantly
User avatar #143899 to #143896 - ScottMJfan (07/12/2014) [-]
Depends to what extent your wanting to come out. To the world? To you're family? To you're friends?
#143904 to #143899 - ilikedragons (07/12/2014) [-]
If my friends know, it won't take long for my brother to find out and being the dumb ass he is, tell the rest of my fam...
User avatar #143905 to #143904 - ScottMJfan (07/12/2014) [-]
Well, it sounds like you have a few options:

1) If you trust them, ask you're friends to be super secretive about this, and not tell anybody else.
1.1) If you're brother finds out and you believe he'll tell the family, you can either tell the rest of you're family you'reself, or attempt to swear you're brother to secrecy.

2) Tell all friends and family from the get-go.
#143909 to #143905 - ilikedragons (07/12/2014) [-]
I actually don't think I'm going to go up to people and start telling them 'hey, i like girls but shhhh its a secret' once it's out it will be out, thats it... Its just, building up the courage to do it... Im thinking of making a move on the girl I like and by being in a relationship (hopefully) with her, people will understand... But I'm so scared of doing anything
User avatar #143949 to #143909 - keltainenlumi (07/13/2014) [-]
Going out is actually the best coming out way in my opinion. Because you are not coming out alone but with a person you like doing the same and supporting you.
User avatar #143910 to #143909 - ScottMJfan (07/12/2014) [-]
Trust me, I know the feeling.

Just analyze the choices logically, and then make the most rational choice.

Especially if you think that the state you will be in in the future is a happier one than you are living now.
User avatar #143894 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Anyone have general advice on looking for and renting apartments?
Every place nearby runs for $800+
Cheapest is $270, and that's deep in the ghetto.

I have one friend who will definitely be a roommate, and another who is "open for discussion, when the time comes."

I've found a few nice places nearby for $1,200 for 3 bedroom and 2 bath, I figure if I can get those two friends to hop on and pitch in $350 each, then we would be set on rent, utilities, and internet. Excluding foot and furniture and stuff...
User avatar #143931 to #143894 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/13/2014) [-]
You each need to pay 400 per month + utilities. If you're friends only pay 350, then you are stuck with a larger bill than that.
User avatar #144061 to #143931 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, I realized how bad my math was shortly after posting.
I would be looking towards paying $500ish a month with two other friends for $1,200/ month. Prolly $600 if including utilities and internet.
User avatar #144222 to #144061 - hawaiianhappysauce (9 hours ago) [-]
That's bad. Most jobs pay 200 per week, if it costs you 600 per month to live there then you will barely get by. 200 dollars for food, gas, etc.
User avatar #144226 to #144222 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
If it helps any, I've yet to start either.
I'm starting the $9.50/ hr job Saturday. The $7.25/ hr job I'm starting sometime next week.

I'll know for sure how much money I have after a month and a half or so of working.
User avatar #144225 to #144222 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
I'm in a small town, where the only open positions are part-time jobs. (Think grocery stores, clothing stores, fast food places, restaurants, etc.)
Anyone with a real job here, commutes out to Richmond or Washington D.C.
Which is why my parents are moving, which is why I'm looking for an apartment...

With my last job, the boss kept hiring on new people and stacked the hours onto newbies. It was cheaper for him to give 20 hours a week to a newbie, who gets paid $8.00-$8.20 an hour, than to keep an oldie at $9.00-$9.60 an hour for any longer than 10 hours a week.

I finally got a really nice job in an area I would want to start a career in, however I would be unable to pursue it if I have to move in the next few weeks/ months. Which is why I am really considering that second job, even though it pays minimum wage. (The job itself is super easy. So I don't mind working it.)

Anyhow, it's either stay and pursue the career with a really great company, or quit and move with my parents. If I stay, I need the second job. If I leave, I doubt I'd be re-hired by that great company again, and it'd look real bad that I quit a job weeks after getting it.

It's a crap dilemma I'm in. All jobs here pay crap, taxes are pretty high, and apartments cost far too much. Yet I want to stay...
User avatar #143900 to #143894 - oborawatabinost (07/12/2014) [-]
That's pretty similar to what I've got going. As long as you have a job, you should be fine.
User avatar #143907 to #143900 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
I've got two part-time jobs.
One making $9.50/ hour. Second one making $7.25/ hour.
If given 15-20 hours a week per job, I could expect $400-$600 a month. With the bulk of that coming from the $9.50/ hour job.
With two friends, I would be paying about $350-$400 a month (ideally/ hopefully).

It sucks because in a larger city, good apartments like what I'm looking at run for $400 a month.
User avatar #144039 to #143907 - coconuthat (07/13/2014) [-]
dude your lucky where im at a one bedroom apartment goes for $1,200. I'm so jealous.
Anyways, I would suggest going for something that wont make you broke. Like an apartment that isn't Ghetto but isn't all fancy. Just do the basic. Now if you do go with the option of splitting rent with friends, then that would be a good option. Just make sure you guys set down some house rules and how much errbody will pitching in.
User avatar #143911 to #143907 - oborawatabinost (07/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's not bad. I'm trying to get an on-campus student job, which will be about $9/hr and about 20 hrs per week. And rent for me is about $430.
User avatar #143891 - lolidragon (07/12/2014) [-]
Any Norwegians willing to marry me? I want a visa
User avatar #143892 to #143891 - makotoitou (07/12/2014) [-]
just go to wallgreens and buy a $5 prepaid visa
User avatar #143880 - repugnantpug ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
>Whiny FJ fag problems time to help me reflect on sudden feelings I don't find right

Seriously this is more for me than anyone else, hence why it's going in the advice board for feedback, so I don't mind if you think I'm being a bitch or whatever, you're a guy or girl on the internet IDGAF unless it's nice

I recognise that reposting is a major part of the community and is basically half the content, I may not have even been the first to post it, I didn't even make the comic, it's jsut pinkies, and a million other reasons why I shouldn't whine about it, but for some reason I feel really shat on by the content posted by phanact, my creepy orange uncle 'Bat feels'.

I remember posting that comic for what I'm pretty sure is the first time a couple of years ago and seeing it pop up a few times, but I think it just annoys me for a few reasons:

-Exact same title as when I first posted it (and got 3000+ pinkies and top of front page, my best ever content by a mile). I mean, at least use some originality! (Irony in that I
-Posted by someone who is a million times more popular than I am, why would anyone take my word over his (come to think of it, what word? That I posted it first? So what, me... I guess it feels like mooching off my success by someone who I think doesn't need it.(maybe he does???))
-For some reason the time i posted it doesn't appear on my account so I don't even have bragging rights (Yeah that's arrogant of me, jesus fucking christ). But seriously, what's up with that, any1 know?

And now that I've gone over what I feel and why it's wrong, I've forgotten the other reasons why I'm pissed for some reason over a repost.

Anyway this is in this board because people here are generally sympathetic (i've found, who knows, I may get called a fag) and it was mostly for me, so in part, sorry for taking up so much space.
User avatar #143928 to #143880 - marinepenguin (07/13/2014) [-]
I once took my friends content that he made, didn't even take his name out of the content and reposted it saying that I stole it, and it got to the top of the front page with like 1500 toes while his got 100 originally. He was so pissed. I only reposted it to spite him and it just ended up going much better then expected.
User avatar #143884 to #143880 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/bat+feels/funny-pictures/5216027/
Posted 20 hours ago, +397, 17,887 views.

It was popular, but not too popular.
If you really did illustrate/ write the comic, then you did a damn fine job. At the very least, your name is in it.

Now, if you didn't partake in creating the comic, then there really isn't much of a reason to whine.
I've had friends whom have made small little comics, forgot to put their alias/ name down on it, and watched it skyrocket to the top of Reddit, FunnyJunk, and Tumblr. Since then their work has been reposted quite a few times, but with no real proof outside of their original/ initial upload.

This is how frequently-updated user-based websites run.
There can, and will, be reposts. In fact, everything is a repost. If it's on Reddit it's on Imgur, if it's on Imgur it's on Tumblr, if it's on Tumblr, Imgur, or Reddit it's on FunnyJunk. If it's on 4chan, it's on FunnyJunk. If it's on Funnyjunk, it's on 9gag. If it's on 9gag, it's on Facebook.
When new users roll in, reposts aren't reposts for them, for they haven't seen it yet. This combined with short attention-spans makes reposts something new for people.

It's just the way these websites work. If you created the comic, then be proud of it. If you didn't, then you're no worse than the person you're complaining about. You would have been reposting someone else's work.

The internet is a never ending cycle of content. New things are added daily, but the old is recycled countless times for all to see. It'll only die off when everyone truly has seen it. For instance, take a look at Gangnam Style. 1/4th of the entire world has seen that video. (Technically speaking.) It's safe to say, that the hype around that song is dead. It's the only internet fad to die out from becoming far too popular.

TL;DR
This happens. Get used to it. You started your account two years ago, this shouldn't be new to you.
#143885 to #143884 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
The only content safe from reposting, is the content that's never posted at all.
The only content safe from reposting, is the content that's never posted at all.
#143886 to #143885 - repugnantpug ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
>'Now, if you didn't partake in creating the comic, then there really isn't much of a reason to whine.'   
   
Yeah good point, I came to that conclusion as I was writing down that I didn't make it. I guess that just solidifies that noticing my content reposted was a nothing.    
   
The real question is WHY I felt so self-entitled for no reason. It's like you said, I should be used to this shit, and normally I am. Maybe I'm really just annoyed its disappeared from the stuff I've posted on my page.  Seriously, again, if anyone at least knows WHY its gone, i'll be a-okay again, though I'll probs just get over it by myself  which makes me feel like I'm not recognised for some dumb reason.   
   
Oh well, maybe a way to look at it all is that the internet is for masturbation, in more ways than just literally.   
   
Gif not really related but there as a thank you for your opinion on the matter.
>'Now, if you didn't partake in creating the comic, then there really isn't much of a reason to whine.'

Yeah good point, I came to that conclusion as I was writing down that I didn't make it. I guess that just solidifies that noticing my content reposted was a nothing.

The real question is WHY I felt so self-entitled for no reason. It's like you said, I should be used to this shit, and normally I am. Maybe I'm really just annoyed its disappeared from the stuff I've posted on my page. Seriously, again, if anyone at least knows WHY its gone, i'll be a-okay again, though I'll probs just get over it by myself which makes me feel like I'm not recognised for some dumb reason.

Oh well, maybe a way to look at it all is that the internet is for masturbation, in more ways than just literally.

Gif not really related but there as a thank you for your opinion on the matter.
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User avatar #143867 to #143866 - thebestpieever (07/12/2014) [-]
... Nothing? Leave the re-re be.
User avatar #143868 to #143867 - rebjar ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
deleted my shameful attempt of a fake situation

i'll go now
#143860 - blazeboyfive (07/12/2014) [-]
a have a problem with my girlfriend that i'm somewhat not comfortable talkin to her about. i feel like in our relationship i care about her and love her more than she does me. She always reassures me that she is completely in love with me but some times her behaviors dont really show. Any ideas? im harassed by this insecurity and idk if i should break up with her in this kind of unhealthy somewhat onesided relationship
User avatar #143929 to #143860 - marinepenguin (07/13/2014) [-]
I had a relationship like this that lasted 6 months, it was my first and I didn't know any better. Eventually she broke up with me and I realized that relationships like that are a waste of time. Now I don't know if you'res is as extreme as mine was, but it sounds at least similar in nature. Try to talk to her about the issue, and if she blows you off then it may be time to break things off.
User avatar #143895 to #143860 - delphine (07/12/2014) [-]
If your not comfortable talking with her about something, there is the problem. How can you expect things to run smoothly if you can't talk with each other honestly and openly? Just try talking to her and see what happens. Write down you concerns so you can voice them without sounding like you are blaming her for anything.
User avatar #143863 to #143860 - thatnigger (07/12/2014) [-]
I feel like in a relationship, you should be able to talk about a lot of things, including things like this. Honestly, you should talk it out, bring up that you sometimes feel like it's onesided for so and so reasons, especially if you're planning to call it off anyway, you might as well talk it out before doing anything rash, ya know?
#143876 to #143863 - blazeboyfive (07/12/2014) [-]
i also feel like a HUGE middle finger to this whole thing is im in china and when i come back, she'll be in china, so we wont be seeing each other for about 6 weeks
#143873 to #143863 - blazeboyfive (07/12/2014) [-]
i really dont want to be rash in this relationship, especially since im her first boyfriend and im two years older,(shes a sophomore). and tbh, i dont want to just break up with her, im pretty in love and i know it'll hit home if i do. I think ill talk to her about this since i had insecurities with her and other guys at one point, and it turned out very well. Thank you for your insight
User avatar #143878 to #143873 - thatnigger (07/12/2014) [-]
You don't have to break up with her then. Talk, make she you tell her that you love her so much and don't want it to end but you don't want to get hurt either. If she listens, make sure to thank her for being the kind of person that's good at listening and if she does something about it to show she loves you just as much, thank her for that as well. If you get to the point that you can talk about anything with her, even if it's not the most comfortable thing to talk about, I think its because your relationship with her is that strong.
#143879 to #143878 - blazeboyfive (07/12/2014) [-]
thanks dude, i really appreciate this. Ill let you know how things turn out!
User avatar #143865 to #143863 - thebestpieever (07/12/2014) [-]
He said pretty much everything I was planning to, so take this as my endorsement of his advice.
#143855 - captainlevi (07/12/2014) [-]
pastebin.com/zapWyu7A
Go through the information provided here and in this image.
Then try to convince me gentleman of colors should be considered human.
User avatar #143869 to #143855 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/12/2014) [-]
I think you are on the wrong board. Try the Politics board.
#143861 to #143855 - anonymous (07/12/2014) [-]
These two animals are not the same species

Labradors make up more than half of dog bites
They're far more intelligent than great danes, and their brains are different
Labradors are energic while great danes are lazy
Great danes can run faster but Labradors can run for longer
Great danes have a generally better tollerece to children and make better family pets

#143862 to #143861 - captainlevi (07/12/2014) [-]
So what you're saying is that they're less evolved?
User avatar #143954 to #143862 - hoponthefeelstrain (07/13/2014) [-]
you compared a very rich white woman to a girl clearly living in part of a tribe. Of course the rich one is smarter. It'd be equal if you compared the girl from a tribal part of africa to some redneck. You just can't jump across social classes to make things convenient.
User avatar #143978 to #143954 - captainlevi (07/13/2014) [-]
Numerous studies in my pastebin link proved that the differences remained even when a black child isn't raised in poverty and is well off, now what?
User avatar #143984 to #143978 - hoponthefeelstrain (07/13/2014) [-]
It still doesn't mean blacks shouldn't be considered human. Just because they don't fit you're definition or reach you're expectations of what a human should be.
#143989 to #143984 - captainlevi (07/13/2014) [-]
>my expectations
they're not that high really, just that they can act like something other than savages without any white people
User avatar #144000 to #143989 - hoponthefeelstrain (07/13/2014) [-]
you do know there are modern parts in some african countries and in other parts people hold on to tribal traditions. They don't want to change, it's not that they can't.

Go to a country and take out the majority of the working class and leave only old people, sick people and babies and tell me you expect the country not to collapse? When colonization of afirca happened they grouped tribes who hated each other together so that was also a huge set back. Africa has the most natural resources but sadly most of the mines are owned by those precious white countries they would be savages without.
#144010 to #144000 - captainlevi (07/13/2014) [-]
Shifting the goal posts. You never refuted my original argument that numerous studies in my pastebin link proved that the differences remained even when a black child isn't raised in poverty and is well off. Come back when you can disprove that.
#143871 to #143862 - anonymous (07/12/2014) [-]
Dogs aren't evolved, they have been selectively bred. Which resulted in severe health issues, little prey drive and very few instincts. They are very likely to die without human intervention.
#143979 to #143871 - captainlevi (07/13/2014) [-]
Right, because white people were selectively bred too. Just shows how retarded you're entire argument is.
#143852 - anonymous (07/12/2014) [-]
I think I finally figured out why I have these gender issues, if you could even call them that. Whenever I see a girl, one that I deem attractive, I can in no way imagine myself being with them, or having a relationship with them. I do this because I feel like I am not good enough, not man enough to be able to get them attracted to me, or even deserving of the happiness that comes with the companionship of a woman. Even if I try my hardest to imagine anyway, it feels almost like an empty wish, something that will never happen and something I don't deserve.
Now when I imagine myself as a girl it makes me, happy? I guess I do it because I feel like I can never get a girl, so imaging myself as one is to substitute.
So I imagine myself as a girl to try and cope with the palpable loneliness that is a product of my emotional and mental trauma, and my lack self esteem, confidence, and self -worth!
#143889 to #143852 - dehumanizer (07/12/2014) [-]
>tfw no gf indeed
User avatar #143858 to #143852 - makotoitou (07/12/2014) [-]
tl;dr low self esteem

stop being a pussy foot faggot and take shit. gangplank would shoot you for being a pnsy
User avatar #143849 - yoin (07/12/2014) [-]
SO I'm new to golfing and want to purchase a full set for cheap. It doesn't have to be new but I would prefer somewhat decent clubs. Any idea where I could find some? Also I am a lefty if that's important
User avatar #143919 to #143849 - moarpotatos (07/12/2014) [-]
your gonna have to look around a bit, but find a good set of used clubs. I just recently bought a set worth $1400 marked down to ~$600 since they were used. And honestly, they were in such good condition I couldn't tell if some of them had been used at all.

TL;DR: Look for used clubs
User avatar #143859 to #143849 - makotoitou (07/12/2014) [-]
get a lot of sticks and some acorns
#143838 - captainlevi (07/12/2014) [-]
>people that sleep around get fucked over in relationships
>act as if they're surprised it happens
The Jews made you think sleeping around was okay. The Bible was right.
#143853 to #143838 - dehumanizer (07/12/2014) [-]
Thats what i've been telling everyone, gas the kikes, gas the women = no more problems.
User avatar #143961 to #143853 - teoberry (07/13/2014) [-]
it's not hard dude.
User avatar #143960 to #143853 - teoberry (07/13/2014) [-]
>tfw your a kissless virgin
c'mon senpai, step it up.
User avatar #144085 to #144050 - teoberry (20 hours ago) [-]
>you make these posts
User avatar #143842 to #143838 - makotoitou (07/12/2014) [-]
See, the thing is that's only for women. Women lack the swag needed to fuck bitches and get money.
#143846 to #143842 - captainlevi (07/12/2014) [-]
More like because of this.
#143955 to #143846 - anonymous (07/13/2014) [-]
right after this you'll complain about how male virgins get made fun of and how unfair it is.
#143994 to #143955 - captainlevi (07/13/2014) [-]
Why would I do that when they can just lie?
User avatar #143874 to #143846 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/12/2014) [-]
This is something I tell women all the time who bitch about this, verbatim.
#143817 - anonymous (07/12/2014) [-]
My girlfriend has a really bad habbit of talking about past sexual experiences. Its never positive so at least she doesnt miss them. but she's been with more people than i have and a couple days ago she mentioned how she gave a guy she wasnt dating a blow job to get him to like her. I told her that part secifically bugged me and she was really apologetic. I love her but i'm finding it hard to get over
User avatar #143953 to #143817 - hoponthefeelstrain (07/13/2014) [-]
okay some of the people who replied are idiots, just ask her not to mention her past sexual encounters. It's okay to feel insecure sometimes, everyone has insecurities. She seems upset that it hurt you so telling her that all those conversations make you uncomfortable shouldn't be a problem.
User avatar #143921 to #143817 - misticalz (07/12/2014) [-]
Holy fuck nigga break up with her
Don't put pussy on pedestal, there are more women.
If a chick ain't makin you happy more than 90% of the time, dump her.
#143854 to #143817 - dehumanizer (07/12/2014) [-]
lol what a whore
#143831 to #143817 - captainlevi (07/12/2014) [-]
Dump and tell everyone. Wreck her life.
#143832 to #143831 - anonymous (07/12/2014) [-]
She did it before i was dating her. She didnt do anything wrong, just it bothers me. anyways i wouldnt do that to her
#143833 to #143832 - captainlevi (07/12/2014) [-]
Let me tell you something.
If she's the kind of person that intentionally makes you miserable by telling you about all her previous sexual experiences, she's going to hurt you in the long run, badly. Show that bitch who's boss and get to her first, and let the whole world no how she really is so she puts no man through that again.
#143837 to #143833 - anonymous (07/12/2014) [-]
I think she gets more upset about upsetting me than i get upset by her. I know she doesn't do it to bother me.
User avatar #143839 to #143837 - captainlevi (07/12/2014) [-]
She's upset that you're not more upset than her.
#143843 to #143839 - anonymous (07/12/2014) [-]
are you pullying that information out of your ass?
User avatar #143845 to #143843 - captainlevi (07/12/2014) [-]
No, why else would she be trying to make you upset? She's trying to get you upset over her so she feels validated.
#143847 to #143845 - anonymous (07/12/2014) [-]
Christ, you really hate women don't you? I said she never meant it to upset me, she's just bad about not talking about it
#143856 to #143847 - anonymous (07/12/2014) [-]
If it matters; an anon agrees with captainlevi.
#143850 to #143847 - captainlevi (07/12/2014) [-]
I don't hate women, if a man constantly brought up his sexual past around a jealous girlfriend it would mean the same thing. They want you to be upset so they know you care about them more, so they can have the upper hand in the relationship making you expendable.
User avatar #143825 to #143817 - thebestpieever (07/12/2014) [-]
Well, I'm not going to justify it, if it makes you uncomfortable then it makes you uncomfortable. But if sex was a big part of her life, then it makes sense she touches on that somewhat. I do it fairly often as well and not for any reason other than if it comes up, chances are I've got an anecdote on the matter. It's just conversation, but you know, you guys ought to talk this over.
#143828 to #143825 - anonymous (07/12/2014) [-]
We did, she felt bad but nothing she said really made it seem better.
#143821 to #143817 - jokekill (07/12/2014) [-]
She's being childish and trying to make you jealous of her past relationships.   
   
Stop showing her that it bothers you and she will feel stupid and stop
She's being childish and trying to make you jealous of her past relationships.

Stop showing her that it bothers you and she will feel stupid and stop
#143823 to #143821 - anonymous (07/12/2014) [-]
She cried because it upset me and i wasnt upset enough to cry about it. She usually tries to make it sound good like "i know you don't like to hear about it but i feel like this is more special than with other guys" or "nobody has made me have an orgasm like that". I don't mean to sound boastful. Just sayingi dont think she wants to upset me. She definitly isnt slutty. We both just finished high school. I've only slept with two girls but havent gotten oral or given with any other girl. She has slept with three guys and given head to two others. It doesnt bug me because of jealousy exactly. ust her and I have always been really close so i don't like knowing others had what i have with her
#143836 to #143823 - captainlevi (07/12/2014) [-]
>normals are this promiscuous
Thank God I'm leaving America someday.
#143841 to #143836 - anonymous (07/12/2014) [-]
Im not American. you really think its that bad? one of my friends girlfriends has slept with 17 guys, thats bad.
#143820 to #143817 - saltybanana (07/12/2014) [-]
your gf sounds like a hoe, no offense man gotta be more dominate around her, dont be hitting her n shit thou   
   
be more of a man in the bedroom man. that's why she brings it up, say it wit yo chest!   
   
show her your the man in the relationship bro! next time your in the bedroom with her, be rough man, if you're hitting it from the back, grab that butt cheek with your left hand. gotta be real passionate man, and the other hand grab her pony tell. swear all she will talking about is how manly you are in the bedroom, and how much she wants you to take over her body again.  my ex was the same way, and got so pissed the next time we made love, and she wouldn't stop talking about how manly i was in the bedroom
your gf sounds like a hoe, no offense man gotta be more dominate around her, dont be hitting her n shit thou

be more of a man in the bedroom man. that's why she brings it up, say it wit yo chest!

show her your the man in the relationship bro! next time your in the bedroom with her, be rough man, if you're hitting it from the back, grab that butt cheek with your left hand. gotta be real passionate man, and the other hand grab her pony tell. swear all she will talking about is how manly you are in the bedroom, and how much she wants you to take over her body again. my ex was the same way, and got so pissed the next time we made love, and she wouldn't stop talking about how manly i was in the bedroom
#143822 to #143820 - anonymous (07/12/2014) [-]
I tie her up, smack her ass, everything. Im not great in bed but i usually last around an hour but i am really good at fingering and always make her cum more than once from that and a couple times from fucking. She doesn't really talk about the sex like that. She talks about how she feels like our sex is more special than it had been with other guys and stuff, but that still reminds me she's been with more people.
User avatar #143824 to #143822 - saltybanana (07/12/2014) [-]
well now shes acting like a cocky ass bitch den. i wouldnt play her game if you love her.

if she wont shuty up about her past, well man its time to pack up your shit and leave her ass.cause come on man, thats really disrespectful
#143826 to #143824 - anonymous (07/12/2014) [-]
Idk. She was talking about how he lasted less than a minute and always joked with him about it and we were on the topic of guys that well quickdraw. She said she just wasnt thinking. This past mmonth i've kind of felt like she loves me more than i love her. I love her but its just been less lately. She seems fairly dedicated to me and this is about the only thing she does wrong, but with the way i already feel i think it might be too much
User avatar #143827 to #143826 - saltybanana (07/12/2014) [-]
like i said, if you love her dont play her game and make shit up and saying "oh i remember some girl sucked me up real good." or " this girl was so tight i nutted instantly" no man be the better man

how long have you guys been going out btw? if its little, den she still getting use to you.
#143830 to #143827 - anonymous (07/12/2014) [-]
Since March. Idk, she says that shes glad we were best friends before we dated to make us so much closer. And I do feel really close to her. Just this past month has been complete shit and its starting to effect how i feel about her. I dont really get the same feeling if i think about her or she talks about our future and stuff. I think she knows after last time not to talk about it anymore but some damage was done
User avatar #143834 to #143830 - saltybanana (07/12/2014) [-]
i feel you man, thats actually how my last relationship ended. she wouldnt stop talking about her exs and talking to other guys of our sex life n shit. i just left her man. best decision of my life lol

just drop it mate, as long as she aint cheating on you your good.

but i think i know why she says that stuff to you. she sees you as a best friend still, so shes very comfortable with talking about past stuff. maybe you guys should give each other some space, go see some friends get some time with the boys, tell her the same
#143840 to #143834 - anonymous (07/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, i know she wouldn't cheat. I had gotten over her having been with more people until she brought up that she wasn't dating one of them. I know sex doesnt have to be a big deal and it was just oral, but i'm 18 at the end of the summer, i've slept with two girls, its a big deal to me at least.
User avatar #143844 to #143840 - saltybanana (07/12/2014) [-]
like i said shes getting real comfortable saying stuff like that to her, just talk to her that, thats the shit you dont like man. open your mouth. if she does bring it up, just say something like "wow really babe? how many times have i told you about this shit? i dont wanna hear about the other dude you sucked off! stop that shit babe"

doesnt hurt if you be aggressive what i mean aggressive as in be tough, dont be slaping her around n shit
User avatar #143872 to #143844 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/12/2014) [-]
Can I ask you to do something for me?

Please write something in a non - ebonics format, just once. I know you are a white kid pretending to be cool and acting like some gangster. But the reality here is that you are on funnyjunk, not a club.

So, just for once. I want you to just admit it, using your non-ghetto vernacular. Just admit that. Then I will leave you alone.
#143958 to #143872 - saltybanana (07/13/2014) [-]
so what your trying to say is that you want me to talk/write in a white person view?

man you lucky i am having a fucking fantastic ass day, id go ape shit
dude if you dont like my writing style i dont give a flying fuck. i do it just cause i grew around alot of black people back in hs. its something that latched onto me. btw im not white, im Hispanic with native american blood. that chief jeep Cherokee for you my non black friend

dude yes it is funnyjunk good job for noticing, looks like you're not stupid after all. i like using a ghetto type of way to talk to people giving them advice, cause its better/funny IMO. there happy mate?
User avatar #143965 to #143958 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/13/2014) [-]
It still sounds like Ebonics to me. I just get the feeling that you are some kind of poser.
User avatar #143972 to #143965 - saltybanana (07/13/2014) [-]
i wouldn't call myself a poser, its just something that just hooked onto me.
User avatar #143987 to #143972 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/13/2014) [-]
It's not a good habit to get into.
User avatar #143990 to #143987 - saltybanana (07/13/2014) [-]
i dont talk this way in real life if thats what your thinking about.
User avatar #143993 to #143990 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/13/2014) [-]
Then why on this site? Essentially you are admitting that you are a poser.
User avatar #143995 to #143993 - saltybanana (07/13/2014) [-]
a poser would be admitting that they are black and saying they grew up on the hard streets. no me i kinda grew up okay i guess?

i told you why, cause its a habit i love fucking with people, and making them laugh.
User avatar #143996 to #143995 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/13/2014) [-]
Well, it annoys the shit out of me.
User avatar #143997 to #143996 - saltybanana (07/13/2014) [-]
well bitch no one cares.
User avatar #143999 to #143997 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/13/2014) [-]
I guess I will just have to continue to disagree with you.
User avatar #143818 to #143817 - awesomerninjathing (07/12/2014) [-]
lol what the fuck can I meet your girlfriend
User avatar #143968 to #143818 - teoberry (07/13/2014) [-]
Muhammad A'salaamaleikum Rasoul Allah Subhanahu wa ta'ala
User avatar #143970 to #143968 - awesomerninjathing (07/13/2014) [-]
thru ur monitor
User avatar #143964 to #143818 - teoberry (07/13/2014) [-]
Asha du illah illaha
User avatar #143806 - thisistheguy (07/12/2014) [-]
Gonna be going back to school in about a month, feeling real anxious about it. Anyone able to help?
User avatar #143809 to #143806 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
It's not as big of a deal as you're making it out to be, really.
That's all anxiety, and even fear, really is. An irrational over exaggeration of something.

School is pretty mundane when you get down to it. Most of everyone is predictable, especially after a few days. It's the same thing day in, and day out.

Just be friendly, study hard, and have fun.
#143808 to #143806 - hsm (07/12/2014) [-]
I graduated from college. I feel so happy that i wont be going back anywhere anytime soon. My parents are gonna kick me out if i don't get a job within a few days. Go enjoy school you piece of shit. You will regret becoming an adult.
User avatar #143811 to #143808 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
I know that feel all too well, but too poor to go to college; Just got a job, getting a second job, and having to move out soon. Hooray for adult-hood.

Also, if all else fails, getting a job with Amazon Fulfillment is rather easy. Just don't be a temp/ integrity. Go for a full-time "blue-badge" position.
#143813 to #143811 - hsm (07/12/2014) [-]
I'm currently making money off of youtube

My parents say that's not a real job and still want me to get out the house to do physical work

i told them that the money is rolling in but they tell me do actual work so they can proudly answer when people ask what i do
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