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User avatar #155206 - hankhillofthe ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Not really looking for advice, just wondering if anyone can explain this:

>Be masturbating just now
>NothingUnusualhere.png
>Be flipping through the usual material
>Trying to find something good
>Settle on some facesitting doujinshi nonsense
>Something feels different
>Approaching climax
>All aboard the orgasm train
>Something happens that's never happened before
>Literal warmth shoots throughout my body
>It's like when you feel a wash of embarassment except no emotions, just temperature
>WhatTheFuckingFuckerFuck.avi
>Feeling mostly in my torso
>Lift up shirt
>Entire front of my body looks like a Rosatia kid's cheeks
>WhatTheFuckingFuckerFuck.avi
>FeelsGoodMan.jpg
>IAin'tEven_Mad.png
>Bask in sweet warm afterglow

What the fuck just happened?
#155367 to #155206 - baitdoesnttalkback ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
you just became a black man
User avatar #155209 to #155206 - ipostcp (09/17/2014) [-]
You came.
User avatar #155207 to #155206 - ferrettamer ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
You orgasmed. Congrats
User avatar #155212 to #155207 - hankhillofthe ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Listen here motherfucker, I've been masturbating upwards of 2-digit numbers every day since Elementary School, are you telling me I just experienced what's supposed to happen normally?

Like, everybody gets fucking hot during sexual anything, but I'm talking I didn't feel an orgasm. The shooting sensation was replaced with heat and only heat, minus the throbbing cock.
#155231 to #155212 - anonymous (09/17/2014) [-]
wait hold the phone.

2 digits? you're telling me you do it more than 10 times a day? A DAY?
User avatar #155235 to #155231 - hankhillofthe ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Not anymore.

But not only have I done it before, if I really wanted to, it seriously would be no thing at all.

When you jack off as often as I do, you figure out some really efficient methods.

See some comments down where a guy asked me to do it again, and I returned in 4 minutes with results.
#155237 to #155235 - anonymous (09/17/2014) [-]
but you still did it over double digits?

I don't believe that's even biologically possible. once maybe twice is enough for most people.
User avatar #155238 to #155237 - hankhillofthe ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sorry anon, I don't mean to sound like a dick.

But trust me, it's possible. Oh sweet lord, is it possible.
#155242 to #155238 - anonymous (09/17/2014) [-]
Fine I trust you on that. It must take up a lot of time.

I lose all interest after I finish, oh well
User avatar #155243 to #155242 - hankhillofthe ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
It did. Nowadays I'm more like you. I just use it to relieve sexual tension.

But trust me, the methods I have created over the years...I shortly went from needing like an hour with the fucking jerking motion to seriously needing 4 or less minutes.

With the average refractory period of a man being 7-10 minutes, you can just do the math on how many times from dawn to dusk I could jack off.
#155225 to #155212 - ipostcp (09/17/2014) [-]
You could do it again. See if it happens.
You could do it again. See if it happens.
User avatar #155226 to #155225 - hankhillofthe ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Tried it, had an ordinary orgasm.
User avatar #155227 to #155226 - ipostcp (09/17/2014) [-]
Maybe you were actually horny instead of beating off simply cause of routine, ya know?

I know if I ever actually get horny and do it, it is a lot better.

Also pics are appreciated.
User avatar #155228 to #155227 - hankhillofthe ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
That could be the case.

I just recently fell absolutely mad in requited love, so it's entirely possible that the emotional aspect is returning and it's just been a long time.

I'm 19, so nice try Mr. CP
I-It's not like I want to give you any pics! Baka!
User avatar #155229 to #155228 - ipostcp (09/17/2014) [-]
I'm 19 too. I'm not into little kids either.
User avatar #155230 to #155229 - hankhillofthe ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
O.

What kind of pics do you mean, even?
#155232 to #155230 - ipostcp (09/17/2014) [-]
You're jokin, right?
User avatar #155233 to #155232 - hankhillofthe ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
I mean, if you're asking for dick pics, I'm not ashamed to admit I have those.
User avatar #155234 to #155233 - ipostcp (09/17/2014) [-]
That's what I'm talkin about.
#155241 to #155240 - hankhillofthe ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Make sure to use that when admin-senpai finally notices me and I become Fj famous A.K.A. I get lots of thumbs and everyone hates me
User avatar #155248 to #155241 - ipostcp (09/17/2014) [-]
Well if you wanna be a slut then you can take more, like cum and all.
#155250 to #155248 - hankhillofthe ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Haha, I actually thought about doing a video about how I jerk to get the least time-to-orgasm.

Just so you know, I'm a straight man, but I'll keep ya in mind if I ever do make that.

Semen is just so friggin' messy
Though, I could just jerk it until there's nothing even coming out
But I guess that wouldn't be as fun
User avatar #155267 to #155250 - ipostcp (09/17/2014) [-]
I'm not straight, but feel free to include me on shenanigans.
User avatar #155174 - gabemczombie (09/17/2014) [-]
What is love?
#155368 to #155174 - baitdoesnttalkback ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
theres actually 9 kinds of different loves
User avatar #155200 to #155174 - ScottP ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
When you stop wanting to sleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
User avatar #155199 to #155174 - iridium ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
It's a way of feeling. It's a way of feeling less alone. A paradox of needing. It's about control.

Strapping Young Lad - Love? (720p)
#155180 to #155174 - carevq (09/17/2014) [-]
baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more



but seriously: everyone has his own definition if you think about it. my definition of love is the feeling of satisfaction and sheer enjoyment to see a special person happy, even if i have to endure pain or sorrow to fulfill her happiness
#155168 - anonymous (09/17/2014) [-]
Hi Advice,

I've hit a new low today. I don't feel like getting up. I don't feel like going to work. I've let everything that bugged me pile up to this point and I don't know how to unravel it. So if someone would be kind enough to lend a hand, that'd be great.

1. My girlfriend feels that because I'm a loner and have no friends (and really don't want any because they have done nothing but stab me in the back) that I won't be a "good partner for the long run" because I don't put forth the effort to "be nice" to people.

2. She always wants me to go to her support group meetings because she says they will help me out. I don't like it because if feels too much like church they way they want you to put your faith in a higher power instead of trying to figure everything out on your own. I just don't much care for it. I've went to a few of her meetings.
#155169 to #155168 - anonymous (09/17/2014) [-]
3. I've had this reoccurring want to be alone. No friends. No girlfriend. No anyone. Just me and my thoughts. I love my girlfriend, but I just want to be alone a lot and she wants to be with me all the time. I'm not saying that I don't like that, but I just am happier when I'm by myself with no one else.

4. (this is where shit gets weird) I have had this new interest in seeing people bleed. I often find myself fantasizing about getting a random person off the street and cutting them. I don't want to kill them or cause them pain, I just want to see them bleed. I would never actually act on these impulses, but the want is there. Wtf? Anyone else have this?

Any help with any or all these problems would be awesome. Thanks
#155187 to #155169 - youregaylol (09/17/2014) [-]
man up and quit bitching
#155183 to #155169 - carevq (09/17/2014) [-]
as you hinted, it isnt normal thinking about people bleeding. i suggest you see a psychiatrist about that

nonetheless, everyone has its own mood, temper and personality. if you dont feel like having friends, its ok. you need to understand that your girlfriend cares about you, and that is why she wants you to get help. be patient with her. try to explain how you feel. if she loves you, she will try to make ends meet.

but you also need to make a little effort. go out of your comfort zone,one baby step at a time. try to meet with her friends once in a while. you dont have to be the center of attention, just be there. enjoy human contact. when you feel more comfortable, try pushing your limits: go out sometime, meet people, but do it at your own pace. dont force yourself to be socia, as you shouldnt force yourself to be antisocial.
#155196 to #155183 - anonymous (09/17/2014) [-]
I'm terrified that if I tell a professional about my want to see blood that they will lock me up or something deeming me a "threat to others". I don't want to get locked in a psychiatric ward.
User avatar #155201 to #155196 - ScottP ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Psychiatric wards are for mentally unstable people. From what you describe, you're not mentally unstable since you're able to actively deny these thoughts. You seem very introverted, which isn't necessarily a bad thing. However, it does seem that maybe your relationship is something that is causing a paradox in your life (which could end up with your partner becoming frustrated, leaving you, and you going further into a downward spiral).

Maybe it's the onset of depression. Have you been feeling a lack of energy recently?
#155181 to #155169 - dehumanizer (09/17/2014) [-]
1) How do you have a girlfriend if you dont have any friends? Thats like runing before learning how to walk.

2) Maybe your denial is the source of your misery?

3) I know that feel, it is a good one.

4) Become a paramedic.
#155197 to #155181 - anonymous (09/17/2014) [-]
I really don't know how I have a girlfriend. I'm a nice person I suppose. At least kind to others. I usually keep the "I want to be alone, now fuck off" thoughts away from the general public since I do work with customers everyday.
#155164 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Hey, so for English I have to write a rhetorical essay on an event and analyze three texts that go along with it.   
So I am choosing the #GamerGate controversy (believe me, it isn't the dumbest thing being written about in the class) and I wasn't sure what three "texts" would be the best to use.   
This one I think I will for sure use because it has a lot of facts and seems to not slant one way or the other: www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain/2014/09/04/gamergate-a-closer-look-at-the-controversy-sweeping-video-games/   
   
Now for the other two, I was thinking:   
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5-51PfwI3M&list=UUWB0dvorHvkQlgfGGJR2yxQ   
Which is the video that started half this shit   
and the entirety of "#GamerGate" on Twitter, which my teacher confirmed I could use.   
   
Is there any other texts that you think would be better to analyze than those last two? That would maybe be better to use in this situation?
Hey, so for English I have to write a rhetorical essay on an event and analyze three texts that go along with it.
So I am choosing the #GamerGate controversy (believe me, it isn't the dumbest thing being written about in the class) and I wasn't sure what three "texts" would be the best to use.
This one I think I will for sure use because it has a lot of facts and seems to not slant one way or the other: www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain/2014/09/04/gamergate-a-closer-look-at-the-controversy-sweeping-video-games/

Now for the other two, I was thinking:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5-51PfwI3M&list=UUWB0dvorHvkQlgfGGJR2yxQ
Which is the video that started half this shit
and the entirety of "#GamerGate" on Twitter, which my teacher confirmed I could use.

Is there any other texts that you think would be better to analyze than those last two? That would maybe be better to use in this situation?
#155182 to #155164 - dehumanizer (09/17/2014) [-]
Here's a Zoe Quintin Pepe.
User avatar #155190 to #155182 - derpityhurr (09/17/2014) [-]
great advice m8
#155149 - anonymous (09/17/2014) [-]
I want to convert a youtube video to webm. Can someone give me some advice on how to do it?
User avatar #155154 to #155153 - ipostcp (09/17/2014) [-]
What happened to bunny girl butt profile
User avatar #155155 to #155154 - christmouth ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
It was getting boring, and I tend to switch profile pictures a lot. I'm surprised you remember it.
User avatar #155156 to #155155 - ipostcp (09/17/2014) [-]
How could I forget?
#155158 to #155156 - christmouth ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
idk. I'm not that active.
idk. I'm not that active.
#155126 - anonymous (09/17/2014) [-]
Hey advice

ok so my roommates friend brought her friend and my other roommates cousin's friend
was over and the cousin's friend tells me we should have a threesome with friend's friend and so were in a bedroom together and he's massaging her and getting her to say that the guy's she's with is not her boyfriend and then he asks for a peck and she let's him kiss her cheek multiple times and she let's me kiss her cheek multiple times but then before we can do more the guy who she's currently with but not officially a relationship with come's in so we go out and then they start arguing about some shit and start kissing and making up and then she passes out and brings her to my other friends apartment next to us

I have her number and the other guy does as well and says we should still have a threesome with her

what should I do
#155132 to #155126 - dehumanizer (09/17/2014) [-]
Get aids and die, filthy degenerate!
#155162 to #155132 - anonymous (09/17/2014) [-]
she just broke up with him

should I go for it
User avatar #155202 to #155162 - ScottP ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
You should probably wait a little while before going for it.
#155277 to #155202 - anonymous (09/17/2014) [-]
ok but she's coming to my place again this week and I'm gonna text her today
#155133 to #155132 - fistfireace (09/17/2014) [-]
Oh god, that face.
Oh god, that face.
User avatar #155152 to #155135 - ipostcp (09/17/2014) [-]
fistfireace gets scared easily. You can't scare my waifu like that!
#155136 to #155135 - fistfireace (09/17/2014) [-]
Nah, 'cause I destroyed the spooky face.
User avatar #155128 to #155126 - thatnigger ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Ask the guy that's not officially with her if he's going to be official with her or is officially with her. If he says he is official with her, tell him she's still planning the threesome. If he's planning to, tell him to just move on because she seems like she's not really serious about the guy. If he doesn't care about her anymore, I guess it's fair game if you join in the threesome I guess.

Of course the decision is still yours, if you really want this threesome and don't care about the other guy, you can, nobody will stop you. Just saying at least put the poor guy out of his misery and tell him he should move on first.
#155130 to #155128 - anonymous (09/17/2014) [-]
The guy said she just broke up with him even though they were not together

should I go for it
User avatar #155127 to #155126 - fistfireace (09/17/2014) [-]
Personally, I'd stay out of it. While threesomes are almost every male's dream, most often than not, it turns out badly in the end. This can happen in your case because if that dude who is with that girl starts arguing about what happened a few minutes prior, it will be tons worse if the threesome actually happens.

It's going to be full of drama and it's not something you would want to be in.
#155129 to #155127 - anonymous (09/17/2014) [-]
He just came back and said she just broke up with him even though they weren't together yet but were planning to be

should I go for it now
User avatar #155131 to #155129 - fistfireace (09/17/2014) [-]
Sure, if you want to, considering all three of you consented to it.
#155163 to #155131 - anonymous (09/17/2014) [-]
alright i'll wait and call
#155120 - aiurynna (09/17/2014) [-]
I'm gonna sound retarded, but, I clicked on shorte.st/ by mistake, seemed dodgy when I checked it out, I don't think anything downloaded. but is it legit or am I fucked?
#155122 to #155120 - fistfireace (09/17/2014) [-]
It is a-OK. This is the results from scanurl.net/. Also, you may also want to get web of trust extension, so it can help you see which sites are bad or not. It helps plenty.

chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/wot/bhmmomiinigofkjcapegjjndpbikblnp
#155124 to #155122 - aiurynna (09/17/2014) [-]
Thank you very much for the help and advise I was super panic mode
User avatar #155125 to #155124 - fistfireace (09/17/2014) [-]
It's no problem, glad to have helped.
User avatar #155113 - jetspeed (09/17/2014) [-]
Can someone help me find free music i can download and use on my youtube video. the video is a comp of kills on double action bogaloo
User avatar #155203 to #155113 - ScottP ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
There is a section in your YouTube Dashboard thing that lets you view music that other people have created and they're all free to use. You can even browse different styles and genres.
#155170 to #155113 - baitdoesnttalkback ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
when you upload youtube videos theres a bunch of free music to use in the edit video thing or just google "free to use" music
#155108 - corycool ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Bring on the hate but i've been thinking about this one. What if you're drinking with a female friend, before you start drinking she says "You need to fuck be before the nights over"(something along that line) Then you both get drunk and she says "No". Is she legally able to retract consent? I've just being thinking, I don't actually have friends.
User avatar #155204 to #155108 - ScottP ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
If you have to think about it, the answer is "Don't do it."
User avatar #155141 to #155108 - watermelloon (09/17/2014) [-]
"you need to fuck before the night is over"

She didnt say you should fuck HER.

she never gave consent.

Rapety rape rape
User avatar #155142 to #155141 - fistfireace (09/17/2014) [-]
I think he made a typo with .be/me. Instead of putting 'me' before 'fuck', he put 'be'.

Example.
Original statement: "You need to fuck be before the nights over."
What he meant: "You need to fuck me before the nights over."

I could be wrong.
#155160 to #155142 - corycool ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
No that's what i meant, didn't see the typo.
#155134 to #155108 - dehumanizer (09/17/2014) [-]
"you need to fuck me before the night is over" yup autism confirmed, girls dont talk like that
User avatar #155110 to #155108 - fistfireace (09/17/2014) [-]
If a girl says no, drunk or not, don't fuck her. It's better to be safe than to be sorry because you can get in a shit load of trouble if she claims rape or whatever.
User avatar #155109 to #155108 - makotoitou ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Put yourself in the girl's situation. What would you want?
#155111 to #155109 - corycool ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Legally she can't give consent, but while she still could she said yes. I'm just thinking from a legal stand point.
#155104 - ilikelizards (09/17/2014) [-]
Anyone know a decent gaming pc under like $550 or a place where I can build one?
User avatar #155205 to #155104 - ScottP ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Just go on Newegg or Amazon to get parts and then build them. It'll take maybe a day if you're a first timer and you didn't pay attention to where the wires go (the more powerful PSUs have a ton of wires, most of which don't really go anywhere)
User avatar #155103 - cartoonbacon (09/17/2014) [-]
Hey dont know if this is the right board but anyone know how much a roll of copenhagen wintergreen is in SC?
#155102 - anonymous (09/17/2014) [-]
Theres this girl I like in my Psychology class. Weve never talked before and I just wanna get to know her. Anyway I can strike up a conversation without it being to awkward?
#155137 to #155102 - dehumanizer (09/17/2014) [-]
Go up to her, talk.
#155119 to #155102 - anonymous (09/17/2014) [-]
Make a comment about something (Bonus if it makes her laugh). But you gotta make sure she notices it. If she replies to your comment, you're good to go. You know what to do from there. If not, well, you're on your own.
#155157 to #155119 - anonymous (09/17/2014) [-]
Alright ill try that.
#155087 - thebroble (09/17/2014) [-]
What do you listen to when you're sad FJ? I like How to disappear completely by Radiohead.
User avatar #155208 to #155087 - ScottP ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Blind Melon - No Rain
Jeffrey Osborne - On the Wings of Love
Three Days Grace - I Hate Everything About You
- Gone Forever
Whitney Houston - I Will Always Love You
#155171 to #155087 - anonymous (09/17/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
Gotye - Bronte - official video
User avatar #155161 to #155087 - haydentheviking (09/17/2014) [-]
Melancholi 2 by coldworld

and woods of ypres (whatever album)

katatonia or something
User avatar #155101 to #155087 - heraske (09/17/2014) [-]
Woods of Ypres
Album: Pursuit of the Sun and Allure of the Earth
Songs: Summer's Envy, Ghost of Summer's Past, Allure of the Earth
User avatar #155100 to #155087 - ferrettamer ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Marijuana Deathsquads - "Crazy Master" - Official Video Stuff like this mostly
User avatar #155095 to #155087 - fistfireace (09/17/2014) [-]
Times of Grace -  In the Arms of Mercy (music video) Shit like this, among other things. I find this song to also be relaxing.
User avatar #155098 to #155095 - thebroble (09/17/2014) [-]
Yeah I really like it.
User avatar #155096 to #155095 - fistfireace (09/17/2014) [-]
I just wish it was longer.
User avatar #155092 to #155087 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
If you've got a a subscription to Google Play or something similar, look up the song "Good Morning Sunshine" by GOWE.
User avatar #155094 to #155092 - thebroble (09/17/2014) [-]
I can't youtube it?
User avatar #155089 to #155087 - gibroner (09/17/2014) [-]
Horse Feathers - Curs in the Weeds Horse Feathers is my go to sad band they've got all sort of sad songs
User avatar #155097 to #155089 - thebroble (09/17/2014) [-]
But that is a really pretty song. I like it's genre.
User avatar #155099 to #155097 - gibroner (09/17/2014) [-]
yeah I really like em my favorite by them is "the drought"
User avatar #155093 to #155089 - thebroble (09/17/2014) [-]
Yeah so does Radiohead, they are a very sad band. But one of my favorites
User avatar #155188 to #155083 - zelik (09/17/2014) [-]
call me
User avatar #155173 to #155083 - awesomanium (09/17/2014) [-]
what's wrong danield?
User avatar #155175 to #155173 - danield (09/17/2014) [-]
I'm tired of everything
User avatar #155210 to #155175 - ScottP ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
I feel ya man.

Care to talk about it?
#155176 to #155175 - awesomanium (09/17/2014) [-]
I gathered that from the image   
Explain pls
I gathered that from the image
Explain pls
#155084 to #155083 - danield (09/17/2014) [-]
please respond
User avatar #155085 to #155084 - thebroble (09/17/2014) [-]
you okay man?
#155082 - anonymous (09/17/2014) [-]
can anyone recommend me any classic music kind of fallout esc is good I am just autistic and would like to hear some classic music
User avatar #155211 to #155082 - ScottP ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Do you mean music from the 30's and 40's or classical like Beethoven or Mozart?

If early-20th century:
-The Ink Spots
-The Penguins
-The Monkeys
- Bob Dylan
User avatar #155080 - charizarddad (09/17/2014) [-]
(Only known her for about a week, first date, just got back from movies and ice cream, at her doorstep)
Me: I had fun, we should hang out again sometime.
Her: I have to admit, it was kinda fun.
Me: Well just give me a call and we can do something whenever.
Her: How about next week?
Me: Cool with me, we'll work something out, see you then!

Should I have gone for a kiss? Too soon? Wat do?
#155213 to #155080 - ScottP ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Never kiss on the first date.

Do it on the third. You gotta' come in 90% of the way and wait until she goes the remaining 10%.
How long do I have to wait? you ask. As long as it takes.
User avatar #155081 to #155080 - fistfireace (09/17/2014) [-]
Judging by the conversation, and how you two just met and all, I'd say it would be too soon for a kiss. Go on for a couple of more dates, and when you feel like you've really connected with her well, go for it.
User avatar #155072 - archercarac (09/17/2014) [-]
I've had some shitty luck with girls lately. It just seems to be, "Sorry, Bailey. I just don't feel that way about you." Or, "I'm just not ready for a relationship." The advice I was given is that I'll "find love in one way." I mean, I'm starting to feel discouraged. Like, I'm starting to think I'm just not a very good candidate to date. It's been a while since I've even attempted to date a new person since the breakup. How exactly does this work, again?
User avatar #155214 to #155072 - ScottP ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Personally, I think being in a relationship is overrated. I mean I'm interested in some people, but I'd be completely fine if I don't really meet anyone who is "the one." I once thought that I had found her, but it turned out to be a fluke, so I just let it go.

#155138 to #155072 - dehumanizer (09/17/2014) [-]
"find love in one way"   
   
dont belive their lies, thats basicly a cop out so that she doesent feel guilty
"find love in one way"

dont belive their lies, thats basicly a cop out so that she doesent feel guilty

User avatar #155515 to #155138 - archercarac (16 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, I don't listen her. She wack, yo. She also cheated on me, kek. But we still gud cuz it's been some years.
User avatar #155106 to #155072 - braindeadmetalhead ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Its not so bad being a bad candidate. I've been single for almost 4 years, so many attempts at dates, and got no where. You get use to it.
User avatar #155079 to #155072 - makotoitou ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
lol your name is Bailey? That's a dog name.
User avatar #155513 to #155079 - archercarac (16 hours ago) [-]
It makes me a special snowflake. Fork dem treats, nyugga.
#155071 - erikus (09/17/2014) [-]
So my gf just broke with me because "she was not in condition to hold a relationship anymore, but it wasn't my fault". She had stated before that when we broke up we could become sexfriends, she lied.

So, alone again. I tried so hard to keep the relationship alive and she didn't help at all. She even wants me no to hate her! Well fuck that bith sincerely.

I don't know, I'm sad and furious.
#155139 to #155071 - dehumanizer (09/17/2014) [-]
MOTHER FUCKER WHY DO YOU POST PEPE PICTURES, DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY ARE ABOUT, NO YOU DONT FUCKING NORMIE GO BACK TO DA CLUB AND FIND ANOTHER SLUT, THIS IS MY BROAD BITCH!
#155143 to #155139 - anonymous (09/17/2014) [-]
get back to 9fag scrub
#155144 to #155143 - dehumanizer (09/17/2014) [-]
>anons
>not faggots
User avatar #155145 to #155144 - erikus (09/17/2014) [-]
>dehumanizer
>not phanact's favourite faggot ever
#155146 to #155145 - dehumanizer (09/17/2014) [-]
normlafag pls, go cry to your whores
User avatar #155147 to #155146 - erikus (09/17/2014) [-]
do you even sentence
#155148 to #155147 - dehumanizer (09/17/2014) [-]
>>>/facebook/
User avatar #155105 to #155071 - braindeadmetalhead ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
"I tried so hard to keep the relationship alive and she didn't help at all."

You at least tried. If she didn't give it a shot also, then fuck that bitch. You're better off without someone who isn't going to try. Be glad shes gone, not said. Now pick yourself up and go get some booty.
User avatar #155086 to #155071 - thebroble (09/17/2014) [-]
I'm here for you mane
User avatar #155077 to #155071 - danield (09/17/2014) [-]
You always have us, pepe man
User avatar #155073 to #155071 - archercarac (09/17/2014) [-]
Grab up some friends, get some frozen yogurt, get a new jacket, and forget that hussie. You gave it your all, and she decided she couldn't handle a relationship.
#155069 - darthbrofist (09/17/2014) [-]
Okay, so some friends and I are planning to get baked and watch The Big Lebowski (No hate, none of us have seen it). We've decided that we kinda want something like a drinking game, but with smoking. The problem is none of use know what we should take a hit at. So, I ask of you, humble Advice board, fill in the blank.
Take a small hit everytime ____________
Take a medium hit everytime __________
Take a large hit everytime _____________
Finish the bowl everytime _____________
User avatar #155114 to #155069 - youngneil ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Finish the bowl every time someone says "dude"
#155198 to #155114 - darthbrofist (09/17/2014) [-]
It's a good thing it's pretty tough to OD on pot...
#155070 to #155069 - darthbrofist (09/17/2014) [-]
Help is appreciated, comrades!
User avatar #155065 - lolidragon (09/16/2014) [-]
Are any Canadians going to the Fan Expo in Saskatoon? I need more friends!
User avatar #155075 to #155065 - derpityhurr (09/17/2014) [-]
maybe ecomp
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