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#163898 - Womens Study Major (11/22/2014) [-]
So i've been friends with the girl of my dreams for a while now since i met her in college and we spend a lot of time together. Great, right? What else could i want, i have an open window.
Well she has a boyfriend. A boyfriend she absolutely never ever mentions, i've only heard her refer to him as her boyfriend only once and not to me. I got her to say his name once, but if i had no prior knowledge of that name i would have guessed that she was talking about her brother. And the dude lives 200km from where she lives.

I've already asked advice on this once, but it's gotten worse. I can't get her out of my head and i can't concentrate on my work anymore, and it's only going to get worse.

What the fuck do i do? I can't take this anymore
User avatar #163944 to #163898 - fornowjr (11/22/2014) [-]
Tell her how you feel. I went through this before and she just occupied my mind every single moment. I told her how I felt and she said "That was brave of you" and did nothing else.

Ever since then I thought of her less and less because I now know that nothing will happen.

Again, tell her how you feel. Don't be scared of rejection or be afraid to show your feelings. You're a man, but you're also a human-being.

If you decide to do this, good luck my friend.
User avatar #163925 to #163898 - delphine (11/22/2014) [-]
The way I see it, if she hasn't got a ring on her finger, she's still free to change her mind. Her boyfriend doesn't own her. Be honest with her and tell her how you feel. It's not like you're having sex with her or making out with her while she's in a relationship with someone else. Go for it bro, and good luck.
#163938 to #163925 - Womens Study Major (11/22/2014) [-]
I don't think that would do much now that i think about it. She's been with him for at least a couple of years.. they seem to like each other well enough.

It's hopeless. I'm sick of it.. And it's really not fair of her to let me on like that. If she had mentioned that she has a boyfriend at the start this would be so much easier, but now i'm too far gone.
User avatar #163939 to #163938 - delphine (11/22/2014) [-]
It seems like she is getting comfort and attention from you while her boyfriend is away, and reaping the benefits of a relationship (cuddling, emotional support, etc) without making a commitment to you. It doesn't make her a bad person necessarily, but it's definitely not fair to you. Let her know how you feel, and them back off. That was the ball is in her court, and she can either choose to leave her boyfriend and pursue you, or leave you alone to be free to pursue a real relationship with someone else.
#163924 to #163898 - minutes (11/22/2014) [-]
From what I have learned in the past, the truth is actually good in these things. If you think she might have feelings for you too, tell her how you feel. Tell her that you want to be more than friends. I mean you don't really have anything to loose right? And believe me, you feel soo fucking much better afterwards.
#163930 to #163924 - Womens Study Major (11/22/2014) [-]
So i'm on Skype right now with her, her brother and her Boyfriend playing LoL.

So yeah.. lol. I don't know why i keep doing to this to myself.
#164007 to #163930 - minutes (11/23/2014) [-]
Just tell her when you're alone with her.
User avatar #163912 to #163898 - advicedude (11/22/2014) [-]
take her to a movie and accidently place your hand on hers. pull back after a few seconds and apologize but act sincere about it. If she gives you any signs, touch her legs with yours too. Although if you value your friendship, I wouldn't interfere until they are broken up.
#163922 to #163912 - Womens Study Major (11/22/2014) [-]
I doubt she would mind that at all.
She frequently rests her head on my shoulder when we're watching something on a laptop.
Which just fucking melts me, and as soon as she lifts her head it feels gravity got two times stronger. I don't know if she's sending me signals or what.. it's confusing and agonizing because when she does similar shit like that it keeps reigniting that faint glimmer of hope, only to have it snuffed out again when i remember that i'll probably never have her.

This is seriously messing with my head. I want it to stop. There is absolutely no way i can even stop seeing her and spending most of my time with her in the next two years.
TWO. YEARS.
It's been almost two months now and it's unbearable. I have no idea how i'm going to handle two years. In the end i'm just going to have to tell her, and if that ruins our friendship so be it. But i can't keep going through this every day.
User avatar #163942 to #163922 - advicedude (11/22/2014) [-]
Just tell her you have really strong feelings for her
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#163889 - Viceroy (11/22/2014) [-]
Hey people, I'm in a bit of a pickle. See, I turned 18 in June and I never got around to signing up for selective service (I live in America). I astoundingly keep losing track of myself whenever I try to get it done, and I'm worried if I do it now that it's so late something bad's gonna happen. Do they like fine you extra hard or something if you sign up too late?
Hey people, I'm in a bit of a pickle. See, I turned 18 in June and I never got around to signing up for selective service (I live in America). I astoundingly keep losing track of myself whenever I try to get it done, and I'm worried if I do it now that it's so late something bad's gonna happen. Do they like fine you extra hard or something if you sign up too late?
User avatar #163926 to #163889 - misticalz (11/22/2014) [-]
what the fuck is selective service?
User avatar #163928 to #163926 - Viceroy (11/22/2014) [-]
Basically when a boy turns eighteen in America he has to sign a document stating that if a military draft ever starts he's available. Only way out of it is to be a woman or to have asthma or some equally trying sickness.
User avatar #163897 to #163889 - fistfireace (11/22/2014) [-]
" A man who fails to register may, if prosecuted and convicted, face a fine of up to $250,000 and/or a prison term of up to five years."

Source: www.sss.gov/FSbenefits.htm

Don't worry though, you can sign up before you hit age 26.
User avatar #163883 - spidermehn (11/22/2014) [-]
I dont know if I approve of this could you guys help a bit
My brother is dating an 18 year old but he is only 14 they arent sexually active but it seems weird what do you guys think?
User avatar #163913 to #163883 - advicedude (11/22/2014) [-]
>not sexually active
you sure about that OP?

just tell the kid to rub one out to get his mind clear and tell him to focus on school cause girls come and go but if you mess up education, that's a real bitch.
#163902 to #163883 - Womens Study Major (11/22/2014) [-]
Yeah thats super strange. Either she has some weird as fuck young person fetish (pedo), your brother has like a freakish monster dong and she somehow figured out, or she wants something else out of him
User avatar #163895 to #163883 - aherorising (11/22/2014) [-]
the chick's a pedo, and they are most definitely sexually active.
User avatar #163891 to #163883 - sugoi (11/22/2014) [-]
There's no need to be jelly.
User avatar #163894 to #163891 - notred ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
THATS WEIRD
User avatar #163896 to #163894 - sugoi (11/22/2014) [-]
Now now, there is no need to be jelly.
User avatar #163890 to #163883 - notred ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
That is weird. The girl might not be stable.
User avatar #163888 to #163883 - iridium (11/22/2014) [-]
Uh there really sounds like there might be some foul things afoot. Be cautious but don't be aggressive in trying to do something about it.
User avatar #163886 to #163883 - hsm (11/22/2014) [-]
It's not like its a major age difference although i can understand it being weird since the girl is of legal age and yet your brother isn't. But let it be,don't be a dick and create unneeded problems for your brother.
#163901 to #163886 - Womens Study Major (11/22/2014) [-]
it is a major age difference for the age...don't be retarded. Nobody would condone a 18 year old guy dating a 14 year old girl.
User avatar #163905 to #163901 - hsm (11/22/2014) [-]
>anon

opinion discarded
User avatar #163879 - thisistheguy (11/22/2014) [-]
Well I just finished going through all my favorites and fapping to them one last time before deleting them, hopefully will be able to pace myself from now on and not feel dependent on having to fap every day
User avatar #163915 to #163879 - advicedude (11/22/2014) [-]
Nice! I remember my first time taking a break from porn. Used to fap 1-2 times a day. Now like, never. Sure I have a gf but still, I try to stay away from porn. It's boring now anyway.
User avatar #163884 to #163879 - dudeheit (11/22/2014) [-]
Good luck bro!
#163871 - Womens Study Major (11/22/2014) [-]
Is there a random board on funnyjunk?
User avatar #163892 to #163871 - sugoi (11/22/2014) [-]
Yeah |Autism|
User avatar #163876 to #163871 - nigalthornberry (11/22/2014) [-]
Brony board is the sfw one
Random is the one where anything goes
#163870 - Womens Study Major (11/22/2014) [-]
I want to assert myself into conversations but I fear that people wont hear me or they'll just give me a stare that I was uninvited
User avatar #163872 to #163870 - arenaferox (11/22/2014) [-]
If you're going to assert yourself into convos, be genial about.
you have to find one friend and then make friends with his friends which will give you more opportunities to make other friends.
User avatar #163873 to #163872 - arenaferox (11/22/2014) [-]
about it*
User avatar #163869 - megasharkman ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
I kinda wanna open a fancy 5 star cookie bakery where there are chandeliers everywhere and the entire staf is suited up with tophats and monocles. There's a resident cookie connuseur who does milk pairings for the cookies, and gets to wear a secobd monocle if he wants to. Also all of the monocles are in the shape of cookies and there are milk and cookie tasting events. Great idea or greatest idea?
User avatar #163893 to #163869 - sugoi (11/22/2014) [-]
Worst idea ever.
This reeks of fedorafag.
#163848 - Womens Study Major (11/22/2014) [-]
I'm so on edge lately. When I get up at night for whatever reason I'm so fucking jumpy, when I'm lay in bed every shadow is a face, or a person, or whatever fucked up thing my brain can think of. I close my eyes and stupid ass jump scares play through my mind - silent ones, but they're exactly like those gifs which make you feel as though you can hear sound (posted one as an example because I'm shit at describing them).   
   
It isn't completely debilitating or anything like that, it doesn't get in the way of my life, but I'm just wondering why I'm so on edge. Is this anxiety? I've had issues with anxiety for years now but never like this. It was always just me feeling anxious in certain situations and having a panic attack if I couldn't escape those situations.
I'm so on edge lately. When I get up at night for whatever reason I'm so fucking jumpy, when I'm lay in bed every shadow is a face, or a person, or whatever fucked up thing my brain can think of. I close my eyes and stupid ass jump scares play through my mind - silent ones, but they're exactly like those gifs which make you feel as though you can hear sound (posted one as an example because I'm shit at describing them).

It isn't completely debilitating or anything like that, it doesn't get in the way of my life, but I'm just wondering why I'm so on edge. Is this anxiety? I've had issues with anxiety for years now but never like this. It was always just me feeling anxious in certain situations and having a panic attack if I couldn't escape those situations.
User avatar #163856 to #163848 - jayfizzle (11/22/2014) [-]
I started having night terrors around my parents were going through their divorce. I assume it has something to do with stress or events in your life. The best way to solve your anxiety is to address those issues and learn to cope with them.
#163849 to #163848 - sugoi (11/22/2014) [-]
Sounds like you need a night light.
Sounds like you need a night light.
#163850 to #163849 - Womens Study Major (11/22/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #163851 to #163850 - sugoi (11/22/2014) [-]
Maybe go watch some horror movies at night to build up a resistance?
#163904 to #163851 - Womens Study Major (11/22/2014) [-]
yeah pretty much worst advice I've seen on here. I bet you're jealous of those who can actually give advice.
User avatar #163967 to #163904 - sugoi (11/23/2014) [-]
Dude that's ALL I do.
I just lurk on advice and give shit advice.

And in my down time I get a shitload of thumbs for no reason at all.
User avatar #163917 to #163904 - advicedude (11/22/2014) [-]
actually not bad advice. I used to be terrified easily. Then made myself watch a few more horror movies here and there, now I never have to worry about it.
User avatar #163839 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
would you guys change your last name if the girl you were going to marry asked you to?
User avatar #163929 to #163839 - delphine (11/22/2014) [-]
A friend of mine did that. But he came from an abusive family. He wanted to take her family name when they married, because he felt closer to her family than he ever did to his own.

User avatar #163918 to #163839 - advicedude (11/22/2014) [-]
no but the kids will be under mine.
User avatar #164014 to #163918 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
why can't they have your wife's last name?
User avatar #164127 to #164014 - advicedude (11 hours ago) [-]
they could but I don't want it that way. I have my siblings and i have my mom's last name
User avatar #163887 to #163839 - hsm (11/22/2014) [-]
No
User avatar #163885 to #163839 - dudeheit (11/22/2014) [-]
Honestly, I don't know.
That's something that shouldn't affect a marriage, but strange it does.
User avatar #163857 to #163839 - jayfizzle (11/22/2014) [-]
No. But honestly, its up to you. Is your last name of significance to you? Do you want your family name to live on through your children, or would you rather be a part of your significant other's family line?
User avatar #163852 to #163839 - thatnigger (11/22/2014) [-]
My last name is "Mum's last name"-"Dad's last name". I have both, my dad just goes by his last name and my Mum has the same last name as me or I guess it's my last name is the same as my Mum's. I think I'd go a similar route. I keep my name as it is, she just attaches my Dad's last name to her name and my kids will either get mine or her last name depending on who really cares the most about it really.
User avatar #163842 to #163839 - sugoi (11/22/2014) [-]
Only if her last name was cooler than mine.
User avatar #163844 to #163842 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
My last name is awesome af and I don't want to give it up when/if I get married. Just curious on how guys would feel. I know a lot in movies they see it as a sign of being "whipped", but again that's tv and not real life.
User avatar #163845 to #163844 - sugoi (11/22/2014) [-]
Yeah well fuck society. Plus you're not exactly going to tell everyone right?
"HEY GUYS I CHANGED MY LAST NAME TO MY WIFE'S LAST NAME, PRETTY COOL RIGHT?"

As long as YOU are okay with it then who gives a shit.
User avatar #163846 to #163845 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
that's true, you rite you rite.
User avatar #163840 to #163839 - megasharkman ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
Only if it wasn't to her last name or a fusion of our last names and it sounded cool. Like if are last names were Krenzel and Lysandre I would be ok with Krysandre.
User avatar #163833 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (11/21/2014) [-]
does anyone have any experience with piercings?
#163832 - Womens Study Major (11/21/2014) [-]
I've recently dating this girl about 4-5 weeks ago, and I couldn't be happier about that. But I'm already running into some problems. I should probably mention she is very quiet and shy. Anyway, I feel like I'm doing most of the work in the relationship so far. I feel like the only one taking the next steps in the relationship. She told me that she's not good at relationship things, but it doesn't even seem like she's trying. So my question is, do I just need to be more patient with her or be more persistent?
#163875 to #163832 - Womens Study Major (11/22/2014) [-]
im no expert, but try to have some fun with her. to me, all that matters in a relationship is happiness. crack her shell if she's shy.
be persistent in learning about her, and what she likes to do.
User avatar #163868 to #163832 - xalenes (11/22/2014) [-]
It's only been 4-5 weeks. chill dude, what next steps are there after dating for only 4-5 weeks? None.
User avatar #163853 to #163832 - thatnigger (11/22/2014) [-]
I think something to consider is some shy people, regardless of gender, may not have the confidence to do something that would further the relationship.
#163836 to #163832 - minutes (11/22/2014) [-]
Shy people usually need some time to get used to someone new. If you weren't friends for some time before you got together, she probably still needs time.
But if it really annoys you that much, talk to her about it. A relationship is all about comunication.
#163838 to #163836 - Womens Study Major (11/22/2014) [-]
I've been friends with her beforehand for about a year and a half, so I know she's comfortable talking to me. But yeah, I guess I may have to talk to her about it. I just don't want to come off as pushy or pressure her and I don't want her taking offense in any way. I'll have to come up with how I'm going to say it on my own then. Thanks for the reply.
#163820 - twiis (11/21/2014) [-]
Hello FJ, hope you're all well   
How do I cope with the loss of something extremely sentimental? I lost a bracelet very important to me on the day of my cousin's funeral and every time I see someone with a bracelet or I think about it I want to either hit myself or cry.
Hello FJ, hope you're all well
How do I cope with the loss of something extremely sentimental? I lost a bracelet very important to me on the day of my cousin's funeral and every time I see someone with a bracelet or I think about it I want to either hit myself or cry.
#163818 - mrallex (11/21/2014) [-]
I've recently watched the Hunger Games; Mockingjay part 1. I didn't really enjoy it as much as I had hoped to, but there was this one scene, that got me on the tip of my chair.

When Katniss started singing 'in the hanging tree', en you could see the rebellion placing bombs inside a giant dam and blowing it up. I was very intrigued by that. I was actually hoping that scene would be somewhere on youtube or something. but I can't seem to find it. any help with this?
User avatar #163829 to #163818 - ilikethisusername (11/21/2014) [-]
the movie just came out so there won't be any videos for it. gotta wait at least a week or so.
User avatar #163817 - dfutyut (11/21/2014) [-]
whats the link to fj2?
User avatar #163919 to #163817 - advicedude (11/22/2014) [-]
why would you do that to yourself.
User avatar #163834 to #163819 - dfutyut (11/21/2014) [-]
thx man
User avatar #163874 to #163834 - fistfireace (11/22/2014) [-]
No problem.
User avatar #163812 - domny ONLINE (11/21/2014) [-]
HELP MY TEETH ARE CONSTANTLY CLENCHED I CAN'T MAKE IT STOP
never did any drugs only addiction is computer stuff
User avatar #163920 to #163812 - advicedude (11/22/2014) [-]
Freud would have some interesting things to say about that.
User avatar #163843 to #163812 - sugoi (11/22/2014) [-]
It's cancer.
User avatar #163822 to #163812 - ilikethisusername (11/21/2014) [-]
seems like you can't open your jaw. probably a muscle pull. did this happen after you woke up?

show it to a doctor nonetheless. it can't be nothing serious, probably a muscle pull but always ask a doctor for help though.
User avatar #163823 to #163822 - domny ONLINE (11/21/2014) [-]
nu nu, i mean i can open my mouth but the secound i stop concentrating my jaw goes all uppedy
i think my mind subcounciously decides to fuck me over like that
User avatar #163824 to #163823 - ilikethisusername (11/21/2014) [-]
wait.....i don't quiet understand sorry. this is a bit new to me. so when you're not concentrating, your mouth suddenly clenches? but otherwise you can talk and open your mouth and so on?
User avatar #163825 to #163824 - domny ONLINE (11/21/2014) [-]
not suddenly, it kinda slowly creeps up on me and at some point my teeth hurt (or my tounge >_>)
im still functional.
User avatar #163826 to #163825 - ilikethisusername (11/21/2014) [-]
yeah show it to a doctor still. the doctor might know what's happening with you. we're (FJ) not licensed in medical fields so we don't know what the fuck is going on. but i would recommend going to a doctor if it is paining you.
User avatar #163827 to #163826 - domny ONLINE (11/21/2014) [-]
meh.
ima see if it goes away at some point.
ill leave my place when i start to lose teeth
User avatar #163828 to #163827 - ilikethisusername (11/21/2014) [-]
wait for a few days. maybe a day or two and if it's still annoying then it could be serious.
User avatar #163811 - meowtownhero (11/21/2014) [-]
can anyone sauce me a link to watch season 5 walking dead episodes?
User avatar #163878 to #163811 - mrfumbles (11/22/2014) [-]
rainierland com. has alot of new movies.
User avatar #163877 to #163811 - mrfumbles (11/22/2014) [-]
rainierland com. has alot of new movies.
#163830 to #163813 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (11/21/2014) [-]
bless you my child. Have this gif as thanks
bless you my child. Have this gif as thanks
#163831 to #163830 - fistfireace (11/21/2014) [-]
And thank you for the .gif.
And thank you for the .gif.
User avatar #163835 to #163831 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (11/21/2014) [-]
you're welcome. I have more less popular ones if you want them.
User avatar #164111 to #164109 - fistfireace (14 hours ago) [-]
I could definitely use that one. Thanks again.
User avatar #164112 to #164111 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
no problem. I'm at a hotel that has shitty service so I can't send more.
User avatar #163815 to #163813 - meowtownhero (11/21/2014) [-]
Thanks mang
User avatar #163816 to #163815 - fistfireace (11/21/2014) [-]
No problem.
#163806 - dogzie (11/21/2014) [-]
my built in webcam on my laptop stopped working, how can i fix this shit? ive dropped my laptop many times so it may be beyond repair.
User avatar #163921 to #163806 - advicedude (11/22/2014) [-]
I think you can replace those but most likely not.
#163799 - ilookatnsfwusing (11/21/2014) [-]
How do I know which drivers on my pc need updating?
User avatar #163800 to #163799 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (11/21/2014) [-]
I'd recommend getting Driver Booster by IObit.
Only downside is that they do a lot of next-clicking baiting. Just be sure what you're clicking Next on when installing, and then run it.

www.iobit.com/driver-booster.php
#163802 to #163800 - ilookatnsfwusing (11/21/2014) [-]
I like Iobit's software, never have had an issue with them.
Thanks for the advice about the next click baiting, unfortunately I learned the hard way about those phishing ads and spent almost $100 to clean a PC I fucked.
ATM I am currently trying to just clean my PC of unnecessary files, any advice?
User avatar #163803 to #163802 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (11/21/2014) [-]
Generally:
www.piriform.com/CCLEANER

Also don't neglect the Registry Cleaner and File Finder.
#163804 to #163803 - ilookatnsfwusing (11/21/2014) [-]
When I poke my head around in my C: files, I notice a lot of folders I think are old.
This copy of windows is about 4 years old installation wise, I'm just trying to clean an old dog up, ;).
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#163789 - Womens Study Major (11/21/2014) [-]
Maybehuman
I feel like I am really missing someone that I once had, but now is gone.
Like all I want to do is reach out to them and be embraced.
However I think I'm just feeling empathy to a very strong degree.
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