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User avatar #191003 - thedrgonzo
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Ok folks, so I'm applying to grad school and if anyone wants to give me some advice/their opinion on my situation, it'd be appreciated. So the undergrad institution I went to is prestigious, I dare say the best school in my state, but it takes pride in fisting students GPAs. Like, it's actually impressive if you have over a 3.0. The thing is, I'm not sure how much that is worth to the bigger institutions I'm applying to. I did well on the GRE, so that might get me a second look, but can anyone weigh in on this?
#191049 to #191003 - julesk
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do what you can to get in there, no matter what people say where you were educated makes a difference
#191001 - thebestpieever
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Hypothetically speaking: if a fully grown adult man awoke to an underage teenager sucking their cock/groping their breasts, whatever, could they still be charged with child molesting?
#191027 to #191001 - thebestpieever
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Nevermind, apparently minors can rape people of age. So that is that. Don't know why I didn't refereed to saint google. Who knew?
User avatar #191022 to #191001 - dragondust
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I'm pretty sure it would pass as negligence on someone's part, it depends on the way things go in court.
User avatar #191015 to #191001 - fukkentyranitar
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If somebody snitches. Be the first to blow the whistle and you might get off light.
User avatar #191008 to #191001 - welliguessitsaname
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what
User avatar #191014 to #191008 - thebestpieever
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What do you mean what?
User avatar #191021 to #191014 - cognosceteipsum
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I don't understand either. This is a perfectly normal question.
#191051 to #191021 - thebestpieever
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It... is. Am I missing something here?
#191006 to #191001 - anon id: b6ca9fd9
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Yes, if their parents decide to press charges.
User avatar #191007 to #191006 - thebestpieever
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Interesting. On negligence charges?
User avatar #190999 - bananaforlife
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so I've been texting a girl lately and I have no idea if she really enjoys talking to me or is just being polite, any tips on discerning the difference?
#191038 to #190999 - anon id: b6ca9fd9
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One day, instead of texting her the usual "Hey, what's up?" ask her if you're bothering her. If she says anything other than no, then yes, she's just being polite.
#191016 to #190999 - fukkentyranitar
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Have an actual phone conversation with her and find out.
User avatar #191010 to #190999 - malimrav
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If she tires to continue conversation, asks follow up questions, asks personal questions, gives longer answers (not necessarily super long, but also not too short like just a few words) then she is interested.
Also if she starts conversation about as much as you do (or more) then she is definitely liking talking to you.
It's kinda hard to tell what's she really thinking just over texts. Try to pick up on this when you talk to her face to face.
User avatar #191004 to #190999 - amazingzebra
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Honestly, if your trying to get signals I strongly encourage you to not text. Just talk to them face to face. Thats definitely the easiest way to figure things out.

All of the girls ive dated arent really into texting. Like unless you are their best friend from highschool who they never see, they dont really care about texting you. Its nothing to do with how important you are, its just that they can talk to you face to face.

If you're over texting someone too early on, they will probably just think you're desperate or boring.
User avatar #191002 to #190999 - thebestpieever
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Short answers, they rarely start conversation themselves, they don't ask about you and share little of themselves.
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#190982 - anon id: 313850a8
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Me and my GF have been together for 2 years i love her more than anything she loves me too but she wants to break up because she is feeling depressed and not close to anyone i want to stay with her what should i do/tell her or just advice about what she should do
User avatar #191011 to #190982 - malimrav
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Ehhhhh, you can try to be suportive, tell her that you are there for her and willing to help her out sort out her problems.
But honestly this sounds like there is something other going on. Probably time to have serious conversation about how she feels about relationship as whole (not just at this moment in her life but also how she views you as partner)
User avatar #190992 to #190982 - fukkentyranitar
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Sounds like shit. Whenever I feel like shit, which is often, I want my loved ones closer more than anything. She could be hiding something or she needs some help. Either way, you shoudn't leave her out of arms reach. Try to discuss the issue with her and her family if you can.
#190985 to #190982 - anon id: 3a5472cf
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sounds life an half assed excuse if you ask me
#190987 to #190985 - anon id: 3a5472cf
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a*
#190986 to #190985 - anon id: 3a5472cf
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like*
#190980 - muchname
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looking for a webm where it's a bunch of guys in clown make up and one pangs the guitar string and another screams but it's dubbed over to be hilarious, any help pls.
User avatar #190984 to #190980 - oxidoferroso
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Monster Death Metal Scream download it yourself, nigger
#190988 to #190984 - muchname
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I love you, so much! Take denny as a reward
#191179 to #190988 - imnotbaisse
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denny is one of the greatest gifts one can give
User avatar #190983 to #190980 - oxidoferroso
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I know that one! IT's truly hilarous
#190973 - anon id: 9227e6a8
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So a chick I like that is in a neglectful relationship, ended up liking me and we kinda ended up flirting and everything and messing around a bit before she broke it off with her boyfriend. Her boyfriend's been flirting with other girls right in front of her and apparently cheating on her too. She didn't break up with him for a few reasons, one being that she was worried he would turn people against her.

But basically I wanna know, should I feel like shit for her and I messing around when he wasn't treating her right and cheating on her?
User avatar #190976 to #190973 - malimrav
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Ehhh, it's kinda shitty thing to do, but if you don't know her bf personally it's up to her to stay faithful. Honestly that whole situation seems like a huge mess. Also beware because she might be using you to get back at him. If you want to pursue relationship with her do so after she leaves her current boyfriend.
#191012 to #190976 - anon id: 9227e6a8
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She actually just left him last night, so I'm good to go I guess?
User avatar #191013 to #191012 - malimrav
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Kinda, try not to be her rebound and good luck mate
#190963 - drassman
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God damn it.. bitches man.. any of my fellow fjers know how to fix a broken heart?.
User avatar #191005 to #190963 - amazingzebra
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whiskey
User avatar #190971 to #190963 - braveblue
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I wish I could help you, but I guess the most logical thing to do is to get her off your mind and to let go. Move on. Good luck man if you need to talk or anything, I love talking to my fellow fjers even if it's something like this. If you need me PM me.
#190969 to #190963 - anon id: 8967744c
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gypsydude pretty much said it all. I feel that if you gotta release some emotion, whether it be anger, sadness, or whatever, release it within 3 days or at most 1 week. Break shit, cry, whatever you gotta do. Then just forget about her. It really applies in situations like this when they say time heals all wounds. Personally I like to listen to breakup music. To me the move the song relates the better. It helps to actually like the song as well. My last break up contained a lot of Fuck You by CeeLo Green, GIves You Hell, Heartbreaker by MSTRKRFT, and a few others but this is long enough already. Sam Smith's pretty good imo.
#190968 to #190963 - anon id: 3a5472cf
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super glue
User avatar #190966 to #190963 - gypsydude
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Shit man, heart break is horrible. I'm gonna be honest, it's gonna hurt for awhile but not forever. I'll give you some hints to make the pain go away faster. Number one thing you gotta do is erase her number and block communication with her dude, like facbook, twitter, texts, etc. Shes a bad drug man and your body is gonna want a fix, but you cant let it get it. Then you need to take some time and think, think about a hobby you did or do something to occupy your mind and get it stimulated without thinking of your ex. Third step is reaching out to friends, or other autistic people like you and me. Friends, and family are gonna be a big help for you. Then the final step is to not blame yourself, and to look at yourself in the mirror, and know that she was not the one, and you are going to find that special one who is going to make like your life happy. You just need to hang in there for now my friend and know that everything will be okay. I tell this everyone when they are feeling down " Lifes a bitch and you gotta fuck it like one, but give it a reach around because you're not a goddamn animal." You're gonna be okay. My first heart break was horrible...I started to drink but I got back up cause I had to keep doing. Don't let this destroy you. I'm here for you, andyour friends are there for you. You'll be good again soon, with someone great in your arms
#190959 - thatonesouthernkid
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uhhm, I can't sleep because I took too much adderal. I HAVE SHIT TO DO TOMORROW GODDAMNIT.
User avatar #190967 to #190959 - gypsydude
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Alright time for a speaical recipe for you, get some melatonin (5mg) and some benadryl. Should work for you. If not doing that or not working, try to work out
#190970 to #190967 - thatonesouthernkid
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will 10mg really counteract 120mg? I don't think I'm going to sleep this week.
#190953 - anon id: 79b4a9ae
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I work in a hospital as a psychologist, and i just found out one of my clients that I was helping killed herself...I'm having a drink tonight and for the next few days. I've failed in life and at my job. I'm so sorry
User avatar #190977 to #190953 - malimrav
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Sometimes you do your best and it just isn't enough. In your line of work this situation will probably happen again and you need to figure out how to deal with this.
Remember that you are helping these people, and you're doing good work, but you can't control their actions.
#190954 to #190953 - anon id: 8967744c
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People are crazy. It's not you're fault unless you provoked him some how. Doctors can't save everyone and neither can you.
User avatar #190950 - nigalthornberry
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You ever get the feeling of being too much of a sarcastic asshole or at the wrong time?
User avatar #190978 to #190950 - malimrav
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Read the social situation and behave accordingly.
User avatar #190955 to #190950 - thatonesouthernkid
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yes.
#190952 to #190950 - anon id: 8967744c
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Learn to shut the fuck up?
#190949 - plantain
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Greentext because I need the memes to survive:

>Chilling with prospective bae in pool
> "Are you cold, plantain?
> "Not really."
> "But your teeth look like they're chattering."
> "Your hair is red, does that mean you're hot?"
> *tosses hair* "I don't know, am I?"
> "Maaayyybe"
>Pockets reach critical mass, spaghetti explodes all over.

Is... is this flirting?
#190993 to #190949 - fukkentyranitar
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ABORT. PULL UP. PULL UUUUUPPPPP!!
ABORT. PULL UP. PULL UUUUUPPPPP!!
User avatar #190979 to #190949 - malimrav
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Shit dude, you are so awkward that you went full circle and became real smooth.
User avatar #190956 to #190949 - thatonesouthernkid
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i'm pretty sure flirting involves more yelling, that's what my animoo and mangos have taught me. call her a dumbass next time, she'll get the message.
#190981 to #190956 - plantain
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She does like anime, so I figure I have a 30% success rate if I went that route.
User avatar #190951 to #190949 - confusedasian
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Smooth moves Casanova.
#190938 - anon id: 4f18d080
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Asked a girl out
said yes
texts later asking for a rain check on the date
have a feeling she isn't interested and just was being nice
feels worse than being rejected upfront, fuck.
User avatar #190940 to #190938 - nigalthornberry
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You try one more time before making these assumptions.
She could have had a legitimate reason for cancelling and at least she said it in advance instead of standing you up
User avatar #190995 to #190940 - fukkentyranitar
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Well, shit. She just ditch your ass fam. Back to tinder for you I guess.
#190941 to #190940 - anon id: 4f18d080
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Did that, still hasn't responded. doubt it's gonna happen. would have preferred a simple "no thank you" upfront instead of getting hopes up like this. rather cruel.
#190957 to #190941 - thatonesouthernkid
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then she's a cunt anyway, find the next bird and float on, brosidon.
User avatar #190944 to #190941 - whathaveyoudone
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Maybe she hasnt notice it yet.
Cheer up, pal.
#190946 to #190944 - anon id: 4f18d080
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added her on a social media platform this afternoon and didn't accept it, it's time to face the music. I'm normally a relatively positive person and even I have already faced the music. Oh well, on to greener pastures I guess.

Least I was happy for a few hours.. makes it hurt all the more though.
#190947 to #190946 - anon id: 3a5472cf
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then she wasnt being nice, demand her a fight to dead
User avatar #190943 to #190941 - joshlol
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if that really is the case then that is rather cruel yea
#190936 - anon id: b6ca9fd9
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Where did the stereotype of Jews come from? Like everyone hates them, they money grabbers, and they have big noses?
In fact where do any stereotypes come from?
User avatar #190958 to #190936 - thatonesouthernkid
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a majority of jews in WWI era germany worked in the banks. Hitler spread propaganda that the reason the economy in germany was failing was because the greedy jews were keeping all the money to themselves. the big noses are just common in middle eastern areas of the world, the point of origin of the religion.
User avatar #190937 to #190936 - alexanderburns
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all stereotypes were created and are circulated by the jews
#190934 - justanonhere
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I'm at a loss, I recently hooked up with a coworker, who had reached out to me and made the first move when we got together. After he pretty much said I took advantage of him because he was blacked out and didn't remember till mid way through. I actually liked him and it's kinda crushed me. But he's trying to play it off as i "Something just happened and it happened."

pls halp my stupid emotions are making me a pussy.
#190942 to #190934 - anon id: 3a5472cf
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man up
User avatar #190931 - thundagawd
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Google Chrome keeps continuously installing itself onto my computer without asking permission first, this is getting EXTREMELY annoying, is there any way to permanently prevent this? I've scanned for viruses & malware and everything, but it keeps reinstalling every few days, it's driving me fucking insane
User avatar #190972 to #190931 - serhiy
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your probably not deleting it properly. chrome is most likely just recognising the missing files as errors and just reinstalling itself
User avatar #191000 to #190972 - thundagawd
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I found registry keys relating to Chrome and was able to remove those, hopefully that does the trick, only time will tell I guess =/
User avatar #190932 to #190931 - nought
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you just suck at computers
User avatar #190933 to #190932 - thundagawd
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Sure I do, I've been building the things for over a decade, software just isn't my strong suit. I'm sure it's a Trojan, but my programs can't seem to find the source.
User avatar #190929 - alexanderburns
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how to make adunsaveme like me
User avatar #190930 to #190929 - braveblue
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Pro-tip.







They already like me more than you.
#190924 - anon id: 8967744c
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There's probably nobody on here that can answer this question. How hard is nuke school for the navy? I scored high enough on the ASVAB to take the NAPT and thinking about going into the nuclear field. Apparently it has the highest suicide rate and 2nd highest wash out rate behind the seals. I haven't taken the NAPT but I'm fairly confident I'll pass it. If not I'll probably go into the medical field.
#190919 - anon id: 651f00a5
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cum was randomly seeping out of my dick earlier, a bit only, not too much
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what's the deal?
User avatar #190939 to #190919 - Djay
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possibly get yourself checked out by a medical physician.
User avatar #190974 to #190939 - cognosceteipsum
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What am I to say? "Semen was dripping out of my penis randomly earlier and it was daytime, so no nocturnal emission, what is this about?" Maybe I'll ask on a forum specifically for this.
User avatar #191017 to #190974 - Djay
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yes, that is exactly what you say
User avatar #191018 to #191017 - cognosceteipsum
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Awkward. Meh, if I'm lucky its something that kills me and I've got that out of the way
User avatar #191019 to #191018 - Djay
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Most medical issues are awkward to bring up but a doctor is always there to try and help or at least let you know what is going on with your body
User avatar #191020 to #191019 - cognosceteipsum
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I guess. Thanks.
#190989 to #190974 - anon id: 8967744c
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Were you flaccid the whole time or were you ever somewhat erect? If you were flaccid then I'd say there might be a problem. I wouldn't worry unless it happened again. If you ever got even slightly erect I'd just ignore it. Maybe it was just some precum or whatever.
User avatar #190991 to #190989 - cognosceteipsum
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.. I think at least.
User avatar #190990 to #190989 - cognosceteipsum
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Probably precum. I was entirely flaccid.
#190925 to #190919 - anon id: e90ba40e
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Once again, this board is for the posting of PROBLEMS.

Take this bragging shit elsewhere.
#190948 to #190925 - anon id: 8967744c
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How's leaky dick bragging?
User avatar #190912 - kangaroorat
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Yo
Anyone down to help me, a 17 year old girl, learn Russian?
User avatar #190945 to #190912 - awesomerninjathing
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will u send me nudes in exchange
User avatar #190960 to #190945 - kangaroorat
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Is my dying bilingual friendship not enough for you?
User avatar #190962 to #190960 - awesomerninjathing
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it'll mean a lot more if u got a pair of Ds and an apple bottom babe
User avatar #190964 to #190962 - kangaroorat
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Charming.
User avatar #190965 to #190964 - awesomerninjathing
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y-you too
User avatar #191066 to #190965 - misticalz
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smoov
User avatar #191103 to #191066 - awesomerninjathing
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im p sure kangaroorat will be in my bed by the end of the week
User avatar #190961 to #190960 - kangaroorat
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undying
#190928 to #190912 - braveblue
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User avatar #190921 to #190912 - focalanemo
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play counter strike