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User avatar #112167 - unncommon (01/16/2014) [-]
Has aftershave ever made any of you guys sneeze like crazy?
Anyone know how to stop that?
User avatar #112379 to #112167 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (01/17/2014) [-]
i dont know...never happened to me.....i just found this article on how to get rid of aftershave allergies. hope it helps

www.ehow.com/how_7804824_rid-aftershave-allergies.html
User avatar #112174 to #112167 - domitius (01/16/2014) [-]
Yes I have, the cure is stop wearing it
User avatar #112159 - ssheinrich (01/16/2014) [-]
**ssheinrich rolls 184***

lets continue here reapermaster
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User avatar #112161 to #112160 - ssheinrich (01/16/2014) [-]
**ssheinrich rolls 64*** nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
im 100% nigga
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User avatar #112166 to #112162 - ssheinrich (01/16/2014) [-]
**ssheinrich rolls 33,077*** bitch
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**ssheinrich rolls 074***
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#112171 to #112170 - ssheinrich (01/16/2014) [-]
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#112148 - taurusguy (01/16/2014) [-]
How the fuck do you ask for a specific hairstyle, ive always just gone with one type. Just ask for 18mm on the sides and back and 25mm on top? I dont know shit about hair because im only 17 most of you fuckers are the same age probably but i bet there are people that know more about hair
User avatar #112186 to #112148 - derpityhurr (01/16/2014) [-]
Show them a picture on your phone
User avatar #112149 to #112148 - friendlypitbull (01/16/2014) [-]
Take in a picture of you desired hair style
#112150 to #112149 - taurusguy (01/16/2014) [-]
Where do you get that, i like Dean Winchester hair but closest i can guess to it is the buzz cut (or whatever its called, English isnt my native language so hair is basically the hardest shit to talk about)
Taking a picture in would be nice but doesnt anyone know what his hair is called?
Saying 25mm or so on top and 18mm on sides and back cant go too wrong...right?
User avatar #112151 to #112150 - friendlypitbull (01/16/2014) [-]
I'm unsure about the measurements
But i'm pretty sure that hairstyle is just called 'short back and sides'
#112152 to #112151 - taurusguy (01/16/2014) [-]
And top? 25 seems to be the proper one for top.
User avatar #112154 to #112152 - friendlypitbull (01/16/2014) [-]
I don't know what you mean
But if you ask for a short back and sides and pretty long on top, you can then tell them if you want it a little shorter off the top
If you go to a unisex hairdresser instead of a barber they will pay more attention to what you have in mind too
#112155 to #112154 - taurusguy (01/16/2014) [-]
In theory i could just say 10mm on sides and back and 15 on top couldnt i? I guess what im asking for is how to say what haircut i want without a picture.
Picture i attached is what im going for so what do you think, short back/sides and longer top still?
feels kinda stupid talking about hair this long
#112157 to #112155 - danield (01/16/2014) [-]
>Thinking you can pull the dean winchester look
#112337 to #112157 - misticalz (01/17/2014) [-]
>being a weeaboo
#112163 to #112157 - taurusguy (01/16/2014) [-]
Thinking i care what you say.
Thinking i care what you say.
#112164 to #112163 - danield (01/16/2014) [-]
>Doesn't care
>Responds back
#112165 to #112164 - taurusguy (01/16/2014) [-]
Implying responding means i care.
#112142 - rambomanthree (01/16/2014) [-]
So advice, i know you all get love advice but this is something much more.   
   
Since birth i was raised in poverty. and recently i realize that I have nothing to lose.   
My mom is on her death bed, she has a few weeks left at best because of a brain aneurism. I have always been in everyone's shadow. Every friend i have had, every ex. has gone on to be majorly succesful after hurting me and booting me. One of them is even making it famous. I am dirt poor, nobody, and will always be nobody. i just lost my job and was fired under false allegations.. My father was abusive to me and has been absent since i was 9. My mother and I are left to hold down a sinking ship, her and i have to both live off around 9 thousand a year, which is really fucking hard. I have to be strong, because everyone counts on me even though i cannot do fucking shit. I have to always pretend that i am happy, or okay. But in reality i have a deep seating hatred for everything..  I am at the point of snapping, near the precipice of losing it... after my mom dies, i will have nowhere to go. I have tried finding another job but that is useless... I was going to go into the military but i can't make it in because i found out i have a bad heart.   
   
I have 150 dollars left to my name... I have nothing to lose. I would rather be dead than be in everyone's shadow the rest of my life. real life is not pleasent. Oprah will not come bursting through my door any times soon with 1million dollars.   
   
So... TL;DR.. should i buy a gun with the last of my money, and go on a muderous rampage/crime spree?   
   
or better yet, give me at least 3 good reasons why i shouldn't!
So advice, i know you all get love advice but this is something much more.

Since birth i was raised in poverty. and recently i realize that I have nothing to lose.
My mom is on her death bed, she has a few weeks left at best because of a brain aneurism. I have always been in everyone's shadow. Every friend i have had, every ex. has gone on to be majorly succesful after hurting me and booting me. One of them is even making it famous. I am dirt poor, nobody, and will always be nobody. i just lost my job and was fired under false allegations.. My father was abusive to me and has been absent since i was 9. My mother and I are left to hold down a sinking ship, her and i have to both live off around 9 thousand a year, which is really fucking hard. I have to be strong, because everyone counts on me even though i cannot do fucking shit. I have to always pretend that i am happy, or okay. But in reality i have a deep seating hatred for everything.. I am at the point of snapping, near the precipice of losing it... after my mom dies, i will have nowhere to go. I have tried finding another job but that is useless... I was going to go into the military but i can't make it in because i found out i have a bad heart.

I have 150 dollars left to my name... I have nothing to lose. I would rather be dead than be in everyone's shadow the rest of my life. real life is not pleasent. Oprah will not come bursting through my door any times soon with 1million dollars.

So... TL;DR.. should i buy a gun with the last of my money, and go on a muderous rampage/crime spree?

or better yet, give me at least 3 good reasons why i shouldn't!
#112562 to #112142 - anonymous (01/18/2014) [-]
go into crime? you could start dealing drugs or something else semi-illegalish. But seriously, a murderous rampage only hurts other innocent people. at least you know that you got fired from a job for a reason. it was a false reason, and completel unwarranted. but at least you know why. how would you feel if you got fired for no reason at all. simply your boss walking to you "yeah, you're fired. bye!" without any indication of what you did wrong, or why. shooting up innocent people seriously won't get you anywere. then you might as well just rob a store or something, or start dealing drugs, right?
User avatar #112342 to #112142 - misticalz (01/17/2014) [-]
Wow you're a fucking asshole.
Just because you're in a shitty position doesn't warrant killing innocents you fucking asshat
User avatar #112187 to #112142 - religionboard (01/16/2014) [-]
1. killing random people because of your problems is retarded
2. you do not have the money to buy a gun
3. how about you get a job and work your way up from there? that's how you get succesful
User avatar #112178 to #112142 - roliga (01/16/2014) [-]
But no in all seriousness, don't make the rest of us normal gun owners look bad by doing that shit
User avatar #112176 to #112142 - roliga (01/16/2014) [-]
>$150
>buying a gun with that

HAHAHAHA YOU CANT EVEN BUY A FUCKING HI-POINT WITH THAT!
User avatar #112179 to #112176 - rambomanthree (01/16/2014) [-]
You can get a mosin nagant for that much
#112181 to #112179 - roliga (01/16/2014) [-]
No you can't not after tax and paying for your background check if you buy it from a gun store. Good luck for finding a nugget under $200 nowadays.
Plus they're fucking terrible, the people you try and shoot are just going to laugh at you because the bolt is stuck closed and you can't fire. I regret even buying mine. You're clearly wanting attention and I seriously reccomend getting some help.
User avatar #112173 to #112142 - chesterdamolestr (01/16/2014) [-]
inb4 master plan
>Find every douchey republican in Washington
>Point gun to head
>???????
>Profit
User avatar #112177 to #112173 - roliga (01/16/2014) [-]
*liberal


Fixed that for ya
User avatar #112180 to #112177 - rambomanthree (01/16/2014) [-]
Both...
Politics are stupid in both parties
User avatar #112175 to #112173 - rambomanthree (01/16/2014) [-]
^what i was thinking really
#112145 to #112142 - anonymous (01/16/2014) [-]
Stream it
User avatar #112144 to #112142 - openingposter (01/16/2014) [-]
1. Suicide is an ok way out but you will still be a nobody if you do it. That doesn't solve the problem, it only solves/stops your feelings.
2. Using acts of terrorism to gain infamy or to not become a nobody is ridiculous, besides there are more efficient ways than a gun if you really wanted to get known.
3. While your life may have its troubles, there are solutions to these troubles. It sounds like you have no fear to die, why should you fear your mothers passing? Death is a natural occurrence. You might not even fix your own life but realize there will always be someone who cares about you or someone just around the corner that you will build a relationship for.

When in these times you are suffering.. You should realize that it isn't accepting fear of death or suicide that will solve your problem. It is finding something worth living for that should be your main priority. If you lack that concept, you are already free of the chains that bind everyone else. In your current state you are more free than most of society. Use that privilege to your advantage. You are free to be and do what you want; you have nothing else to lose.
User avatar #112146 to #112144 - rambomanthree (01/16/2014) [-]
what are these "better ways"
User avatar #112147 to #112146 - openingposter (01/16/2014) [-]
I didn't say better. Better is a matter of opinion.

You are free to be who you want and do what you want. Don't waste that with suicide.
#112143 to #112142 - anonymous (01/16/2014) [-]
Don't go on a spree, just try to kill someone important
#112140 - anonymous (01/16/2014) [-]
Alrighty, so I'm currently in this, let's say, pseudo-relationship with this girl right. We text and all that lame stuff very regularly, but we have only met up about 4 times, 1 of which involved sex, and the others were pretty lackluster dates. Now I wasn't even sure we were 'going out' until one time I said something implying we weren't and she got all upset saying she thought we were together. Now the thing is I find her very attractive and all that rot, but I don't think I properly 'like' her. I sorta feel like I'm just letting this go on because I want to get laid, as that is a rare occurrence. The more I think about it, I hardly ever see her and she really doesn't have any interests similar to mine. So I guess what I'm asking is, how should I proceed? A breakup I would assume, but how do I go about doing that? Cheerio
User avatar #112153 to #112140 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (01/16/2014) [-]
Meet up with her, and then dump her. Usually works
#112127 - anonymous (01/16/2014) [-]
I need some advice. I knew this girl since 2nd grade, but I haven't seen her since 5th grade which was back in 2005. I added her on Facebook and we barely talk. We say shit like "Happy Birthday" and shit but we haven't had a full conversation since late 2011. When we were in school, I would sometimes catch her smiling at me and I would just smile back. I still have feelings for her, even though I haven't seen her in years. Should I ask her out through Facebook? Would that be weird? Do girls smile at guys because they like them or just trying to be nice? I just don't even know any more.

I know I sound like a beta, but please. Just give me your best advice. Because I think I love this bitch.
User avatar #112141 to #112127 - herbolifee ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Just say hi and try going for something like: "I haven't seen you in ages. Wanna hang out sometime to catch up?".

Also, if a girl smiles at you it's usually a good sign so don't worry about it. Think of it this way: you have nothing to lose by trying, so go for it man! And good luck.
#112156 to #112141 - anonymous (01/16/2014) [-]
Thanks. I ugh... I said "Listen. Fricken shot in the dark, but, do you wanna do something sometime?" Was that too much? Too quick? Just right? Because I feel like I pushed it.....
User avatar #112158 to #112156 - herbolifee ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
It could've been more casual I guess, but overall it's fine. Without knowing the girl, I'd say chances are she'll be pleasantly surprised (as in flattered) in which case she'll probably say yes. If she asks why, just be casual about it. Something like "well I haven't seen you in ages. I figured we could catch up?".
#112486 to #112158 - anonymous (01/17/2014) [-]
She said "Lol Yeah let me know when you can and we┬┤ll figure something out."

Now I don't know what to do....
User avatar #112568 to #112486 - herbolifee ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
Well just tell her when you're available man
#112663 to #112568 - anonymous (01/18/2014) [-]
Hey, thanks for helping me out, man! I appreciate it a fuck ton. I am going to invite her to an amusement park. You know? Like rollercoasters and big ass rides? Is that too much for a "first date"? I'm new at this kind of shit, so I apologize if my questions seem too retarded.
User avatar #112705 to #112663 - herbolifee ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
No problem man, glad I can help a brother out. Don't feel embarassed about being new to this, everyone has to learn at some point.
Other than that, it might've been too much if you were having a first date while barely knowing eachother, but since you've been familiar for quite a while already I think it's fine honestly. Good luck dude! And let me know if I can help you out some more.
#112718 to #112705 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
Okay. Thanks a bunch.
User avatar #112137 to #112127 - gabemczombie (01/16/2014) [-]
Talk to her on FB, ask her if she's like to meet up and talk sometime
#112122 - theriddleox (01/16/2014) [-]
i dont know what just happened to me,i was trying to fall asleep and when i fell sleep my eyes where still open and i had to force my self to wake up, it just happened like 5 times in a row and on the 5th time my whole body started to shake, very hard, my brain felt like it was on fire, i couldnt move at all, my body shut down,my heart started to race really fast, the feeling in my brain/head was this weird numbing/shocking or tingling, its was really fucking weird, i broke out of it and i couldnt move my body and when i got up, all my muscles really hurt and i have a bad head ache. someone please help me, i dont know what to do, im sorry if i wrote this all messed up or whatever i just dont know how to really explain what just happened to, but please someone tell me what i should do!!!!!
User avatar #112138 to #112122 - edemylove **User deleted account** (01/16/2014) [-]
Is this the first time it happened?
Once, it happened to me, I felt like there's a giant stone on my chest, I couldn't move any of mine muscles, and my heart started racing like.
I consulted with a doctor, and he said to me that this can happen if your brain wakes up before your body wakes up, and then you can think and everything, but since your body is asleep you can't move and you feel strange things.. It's not bad or anything if it happens just once.
#112190 to #112138 - theriddleox (01/16/2014) [-]
i have had times where i woke up and i couldnt move and i had to force my self awake again and again until i woke up but i never shaked like that befor, this is the first time i shaked like that and i think it was liek the 8th time its happened with in 3 years
User avatar #112211 to #112190 - edemylove **User deleted account** (01/16/2014) [-]
Well, I wish you luck. Go check a doctor he knows better than any of us here knows.
User avatar #112139 to #112138 - edemylove **User deleted account** (01/16/2014) [-]
I mean, first night that this happened?
User avatar #112125 to #112122 - captainfuckitall (01/16/2014) [-]
You're probably suffering from Sleep Paralysis. I would suggest telling your parents, consulting a physician, and looking up actual cures on Google or from other people who've experienced it.
#112134 to #112125 - theriddleox (01/16/2014) [-]
its really hard to explain the feeling i had in my head, but i have woke up befor like this but i never shaked like that befor, i thought i was having night terrors, its happened befor where i couldnt move my body and my eyes were wide open and i couldnt move, but i never shaked like that befor, i was in fear for my life, now i have this head ache and im scared to go back to sleep
User avatar #112135 to #112134 - captainfuckitall (01/16/2014) [-]
So don't. You can stay up for 11 days before actually collapsing, and 3-4 before suffering any negative affects besides exhaustion. Wait until you can make an appointment with your doctor, then do so. Until then, look up what it is and things you can do about it. If all else fails, sleep with all your comforts: Lights on, teddybears, music, even sleeping with your parents, anything you can do to give yourself comfort and help you relax.
#112136 to #112135 - theriddleox (01/16/2014) [-]
i have to go to school now and its going to suck cuz i have to be awake all day until i can coem home and pass out, thats what im going to do when i get home, i didnt know that longest i ever stay up was i think like 3 days straight and then i slept for a whole 28 hours, i told my parents and yeah im 18 and i could make that appointment but there going to do it when im at school, i always have to hear something when i go to sleep, like music or some tv show, thats what i been doing for weeks and tonight i didnt listen to anything i just turned off the computer and tryed to go to sleep, thanks man, im still kinda freaked out but i think ill be okay,
#112121 - anonymous (01/16/2014) [-]
I'm in love with a woman. Unfortunately I can't call her mine, but that's okay, i think. I just want her to be happy. I don't know if i should try and win her over again, or leave what was in the past. I still dream about her, as if that love were just yesterday. It's been a long time. Maybe i'm just a guy living in a dream and she's just the one that got away.
User avatar #112123 to #112121 - captainfuckitall (01/16/2014) [-]
Okay? Did you just want to complain or are you wondering what to do?

In any case, drop the memory and move on. Seriously. It will only ever hurt you to have the memory of her weighing you down, and it's as if you're allowing her to be a parasite when she doesn't even care about you. If you're so pathetic that you're fine with that, that's your choice, but I'm tell you now that the best move is to move on, make new memories, find new loves, and learn to live differently.
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User avatar #112563 to #112120 - aherorising (01/18/2014) [-]
>"she said it was ok"

>kissing her is ok
User avatar #112124 to #112120 - captainfuckitall (01/16/2014) [-]
Ya, move on. She is OBVIOUSLY aware of your feelings, unless she's so stupid she passes off you coming onto her and kissing her as "Oh he's just being friendly". The fact she doesn't return them means she doesn't care about you, but she continues to invite you over: Why do you think this is? She's feeding off you, boy. She likes the attention and affection you give her, and the feeling of control, that's the reason she doesn't take you back or affirm her own feelings for you. It could even be that she's trying to have other relationships and just holds you around in case they don't work out, as a back up plan.

My advice to you is to leave her, don't even be friends with her, find other women, and live again without her. Don't even let her try to come back into your life as it will only end badly. And if, by some odd (and very slim) chance that I'm wrong, and she just doesn't know whether she wants you back or not, she WILL once you start getting up and going out with other women. You can prove you're a desirable male and much better than her, and worth more.
#112116 - anonymous (01/16/2014) [-]
I'll split this up into bits since it seems easier this way

-My girlfriend is feeling bad because she's missing the physical part of relationship since it's long distance
-I've tried going to her, but the weather keeps fucking it up and we've had to postpone twice
-She feels like our relationship isn't going anywhere and she says she feels like we should break up since waiting so much isn't helping her depression, but making it worse
-She doesn't want to break up, but feels like we just should
-Only times I could see her is Sunday, can't go this Sunday, maybe next, but waiting is just ravaging her emotionally
-She loves me, but needs the physicality which an irl boyfriend would provide

I'm in love with her, but she's not with me, but she still loves me
User avatar #112126 to #112116 - captainfuckitall (01/16/2014) [-]
So break up for now and then get back together when you can be together physically.

If she can't put up with this crap now, how do you think she'll handle it if you get married and have too many bills to pay? Or children? Or when you're both away working? If she feels like the relationship is going nowhere, then it is. And if her love and feelings for you are not enough to keep her sane for a bloody week or two, and make her want another, physical boyfriend, I can tell you right now that it ISN'T going to work out even if you were together.

Dump her, she doesn't love you as much as you think, but rather just uses you to fill her emotional needs, it's just not enough because you cannot fulfill her physical ones and thus she wants to seek another source from elsewhere. You see? If she gets better in the future you can try again, but until then, do your own thing and live your own life because she will be doing the same, and WILL whether she's faithful to you or not.
User avatar #112115 - iliekcereal (01/16/2014) [-]
So I'm new to this relationship thing. On new years, my best friend and I started dating. We had been talking a lot for more than a month at that point, but up until that night I never really seriously considered dating her. But things just happened and, well, they've been mostly good. When I'm with her, I feel amazing, and even though it's still early, I am still confident that I love her. She's extremely loving and caring and stuff, and she knows me better than anyone, and vice-versa. She's gotten me to open up about some shit I've never told anyone before, and I'm so thankful for that. But once in a while, I get to the point where I doubt our relationship entirely. This happens everytime I date someone, and it's one of the main reasons I'd been single for nearly 2 years. I just realized that I'm not so sure it's registered to me that she's anything more than a friend to me. I looked at her tonight and realized that I still look at her in the same light as before, and that scares me because I know she thinks the world of me. I really care for her as much as she cares for me, I'm just worried it's in a different way. Dating her is a huge risk and if we fail, well, we're so tied up that nearly everything I enjoy in my life goes out the window. I think I love her, in that way, but I'm scared I don't. How can I get used to being a boyfriend?
User avatar #112132 to #112115 - captainfuckitall (01/16/2014) [-]
You're putting way too much thought into this. If you see her as a friend, then SEE her as a friend; there's nothing wrong with that. It's not as if you're going to make your relationship fail by being friendly with her, or still treating her like your best friend, that's WHY you two feel so comfortable with eachother in the first-place. You just need to throw some affection and love in from time to time and it will be fine.

What's happening is that you DO love her, and you know you love her, but you're convincing yourself why you don't or HOW you don't in an effort to escape the pain you would feel if something negative happened. It's a defense reflex, and that's fine, you just need to realize that self-doubt is a bigger killer than actual negativity, and that while you might be afraid that things could go wrong, you must not let that stop you from pursing it to see how things go when they're right.
User avatar #112649 to #112132 - iliekcereal (01/18/2014) [-]
Thank you so much. Sorry it took me so long to reply (I've been too busy to stay on fj for too long), that was exactly what I needed to read.
User avatar #112118 to #112115 - delphine (01/16/2014) [-]
"How can I get used to being a boyfriend?"

Time. Give it time.
User avatar #112650 to #112118 - iliekcereal (01/18/2014) [-]
I'll try
User avatar #112114 - mondominiman ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
This is bull, when i moved I told my gym I would have to cancel my membership there and they said I would have to speak to their manager to do exactly that but since their manager was there for what was probably 2 hours a day I never got the chance to go when he was there. Right before I left I told them I'll just call when their manager was in which I did and they told me they would get everything squared away. Anyways since i told them a bit to late they would see if I could get a refund on the automatic payment that went through the day before but I never heard back on that. I just noticed that I'm still getting charged for a gym that I left two months ago, I thought that "last month included with registration" fee would cover it but I'm still getting money taken out of my bank account. What should I do
User avatar #112133 to #112114 - captainfuckitall (01/16/2014) [-]
Inform actual professionals.

Take your money out of the bank.

Demand refunds, and show the records of your moving and your phone calls (you do still have those, don't you?)
#112104 - anonymous (01/16/2014) [-]
My eye has been twitching every time i blink. It's been going on for a month. I've checked webMD and many other sites and tried a bunch of solutions-- cut out caffeine from my diet, tried a hot washcloth to relax the muscle, tried eating more bananas and whatnot... Anyone else have a cure for eye twitching that will work? It's slowly driving me insane.
#112112 to #112104 - tiredofannon (01/16/2014) [-]
I had a some what similar problem over the summer, where it'd feel like my eyes were twitching even though they weren't moving. It would come and go and confused my doctor, who basically decided that since it was random and only lasted half an hour at a time not to worry about it. Till I started getting facial and limb numbness at the same time; then he started worrying about maybe its a tumor pressing down on my brain. Had to get an MRI (literally had to; my doctor scheduled it without asking my permission or schedule he was that worried).

Turns out that my body doesn't process vitamin D from the Sun so I have to take pills for it.

TLDR: try some vitamin D though if you're getting any sort of numbness go to a doctor as both can be signs of brain tumors. Actually just go to a fucking doctor.
User avatar #112109 to #112104 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
you could go see an actual doctor
#112117 to #112109 - anonymous (01/16/2014) [-]
i could but i wanted to see if i could solve it myself first. if it keeps going for another week I'll go in.
User avatar #112094 - pringlez (01/16/2014) [-]
Been feeling advice-y lately. Hit me up with any of your questions, I'll my hardest to help you guys out.
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#112105 to #112094 - anonymous (01/16/2014) [-]
Is it sad to be stoned alone in your room on your birthday?
User avatar #112111 to #112105 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
just means you're an unpopular fag
#112100 to #112094 - anonymous (01/16/2014) [-]
how do i stay on task?
User avatar #112131 to #112100 - captainfuckitall (01/16/2014) [-]
Simple, by staying on task. You train your concentration and patience BY concentrating and having patience. Sure, there are plenty of tips and tricks to train yourself quicker, but it will always come down to the fact that you will first have to learn to properly concentrate before you actually can for extended periods of time.
User avatar #112099 to #112094 - ferrettamer ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Should I install a Linux distro on my laptop? It is a piece of junk and Windows is really bloated, and I don't game much on it anymore cause it blows. I feel as if I could install a really minimalistic distro like Gentoo or Slackware and it would greatly improve performance
User avatar #112410 to #112099 - pringlez (01/17/2014) [-]
Yeah I can't help you there. I really don't know anything about computers. Sorry man.
User avatar #112128 to #112099 - captainfuckitall (01/16/2014) [-]
I'm not tech-savvy myself, but I feel like this question would better be addressed to actual computer guys. Just tell them what you mainly use your system for and they will give you the best outlet. Problem solved.
User avatar #112188 to #112128 - ferrettamer ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
I planned on asking /g/ but I grew lazy. If I go to Best Buy or any place like that, they will try and sell me Windows 8, so no.
User avatar #112082 - winners (01/16/2014) [-]
if you were in a relationship for over 4 years and you split up for 3 months cuz he had to get stuff done in Cali and you found out he went on a date with someone else while out there, would you end it?

User avatar #112102 to #112082 - iridium (01/16/2014) [-]
Define "date".

Like, kissy-touchy date? Or just a day with a person of the opposite sex?
User avatar #112106 to #112102 - winners (01/16/2014) [-]
they had dinner and i guess talked for 2 days
User avatar #112119 to #112106 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/16/2014) [-]
It would be a huge red flag and I would be very suspicious.
User avatar #112107 to #112106 - iridium (01/16/2014) [-]
Ah.

Do you know anything he said in those "talks"?
User avatar #112108 to #112107 - winners (01/16/2014) [-]
no i just know they talked
User avatar #112103 to #112102 - iridium (01/16/2014) [-]
or same-sex if the parties are gay.
User avatar #112096 to #112082 - friendlypitbull (01/16/2014) [-]
I would leave them or stop showing them interest
Wait it out and see if they come back to you
User avatar #112097 to #112096 - winners (01/16/2014) [-]
ok thanks i needed some advice i cant just stop everything we been through just like that
User avatar #112098 to #112097 - friendlypitbull (01/16/2014) [-]
I know, you can't just throw 4 years away over something like that.
Like i said, just wait it out. Try and get him to show interest in you, and concern for your relationship. You don't want him to think that he can just hurt you and you will accept him back with open arms, he needs to prove that you're the one he wants even after seeing someone else.
User avatar #112085 to #112082 - ScottP ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Probably. From what I've gathered about a break, it's time that you spend by yourself to think about if you still want to continue the relationship or not, not to go out with someone else.
User avatar #112095 to #112085 - winners (01/16/2014) [-]
it wasnt that kind of break it was just a long distance relationship for that time
#112075 - akigon ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Looking fr a gif of a girl taking a selfie, but when the flash turns on she looks seriusly stupid
User avatar #112067 - thunderkrux ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
So I need a bit of help. I'm looking all over for money for school, and there are lots of places OFFline I can go to do that, but I was wondering if any of you guys know where to find legit ONline sources for grants or scholarships. I have to pay for it all myself, so I'm going to get a loan too and whatever scholarships my school offers but more would help me a lot
User avatar #112086 to #112067 - ScottP ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Try the collegeboard website. They have a search function that you can specify for your situation
User avatar #112068 to #112067 - axeul (01/16/2014) [-]
look at the website chegg or zinch. They help with matching you with scholarships and overall help in school.
User avatar #112071 to #112068 - thunderkrux ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Sweet, will do. Thanks
User avatar #112072 to #112071 - axeul (01/16/2014) [-]
No problem, man. Good luck.
#112066 - shinymew (01/16/2014) [-]
I finally ventured into the new uploads and noticed this.
Why are the thumbs hidden?
User avatar #112069 to #112066 - axeul (01/16/2014) [-]
Thumbs are hidden for the first hour after a post is uploaded to prevent biased voting.
User avatar #112073 to #112069 - shinymew (01/16/2014) [-]
Oh, okay. Thanks. I just thought it was kinda strange
User avatar #112037 - colegaleener (01/15/2014) [-]
Cheap date idea? Take her to the petting zoo!

Prove me wrong.
User avatar #112092 to #112037 - pringlez (01/16/2014) [-]
Smells like shit, literally. But I like the creativity.
#112076 to #112037 - tiredofannon (01/16/2014) [-]
Better yet, show her how manly you are by turning a regural zoo into a petting zoo.
User avatar #112038 to #112037 - advicedude (01/15/2014) [-]
If weather is nice sounds good. Other than that, pizza parlors,
User avatar #112039 to #112038 - colegaleener (01/15/2014) [-]
What about.. a pizza parlor in the zoo.

Extra pizza? That goat looks hungry.
User avatar #112074 to #112039 - philliyoMLB (01/16/2014) [-]
If you plan on going to a pizza parlor, get a clean pizza.
#112042 to #112039 - advicedude (01/15/2014) [-]
Sounds good but try not to be messy.   
   
P.S. I wouldn't call your date a goat.
Sounds good but try not to be messy.

P.S. I wouldn't call your date a goat.
User avatar #112113 to #112042 - mondominiman ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
You ever run so fast you turn into a black man? I know white guy was just catching up
#112047 to #112044 - advicedude (01/15/2014) [-]
Have this
Have this
User avatar #112034 - edemylove **User deleted account** (01/15/2014) [-]
I just can't find a reason anymore. Not to live, I'll never commit suicide. But everything seems meaningless 'cause one day, no matter if I'll be a nuclear scientist or a junkie, 'cause in the end, it won't matter, I'll die anyway.
User avatar #112087 to #112034 - ScottP ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
It's not about the ending. Death is certain. It's about the things you do before that. Understand that one day you are going to die and that nothing you do will stop it. Once you've accepted that, then you can finally start living your life.

The idea is that you shouldn't live in the past or the future, but live in the present.
User avatar #112130 to #112087 - edemylove **User deleted account** (01/16/2014) [-]
Huh. Seems fair, but yet I cannot accept that.
User avatar #112070 to #112034 - thunderkrux ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
I've been in that situation before, and I still am. Why do anything, but the way I see it, is if I'm too chicken to commit suicide, I might as well make waiting for death entertaining and do what I want while I can. I changed majors to Japanese because culinary arts was something I could learn at work, but when I feel I have mastered Japanese I plan to learn other languages like continuing with German (I took german classes in high school). It's something I want, and I'd rather do something I want while I waiting for the end, and what I want is to learn languages and cultures which will make me happy. I know I can't do everything I want, I can't be a pilot because I'm colorblind, but there are several other things I want to do. So while I wait for the end, might as well entertain yourself in the waiting room until your appointment.
User avatar #112129 to #112070 - edemylove **User deleted account** (01/16/2014) [-]
So, meaning in life is to live? I haven't yet consider that.
User avatar #112040 to #112034 - advicedude (01/15/2014) [-]
Then why do anything. Why shouldn't Obama just quit because the Republicans were giving him a hard time. Why shouldn't have Einstein just give up on science because there are too many theories to prove. Why shouldn't have George Washington not go through the Valley Forge because his feet were too cold.
User avatar #112041 to #112040 - edemylove **User deleted account** (01/15/2014) [-]
My life's not in such greater magnitude. I'm just a simple man living a simple life. But still it doesn't have a meaning.
User avatar #112043 to #112041 - advicedude (01/15/2014) [-]
Not trying to compare you to them but just saying, since everyone is going to die eventually, your logic is why do anything?
Life is what you make it. If you want to be a simple man living a simple life (what I want to) then so be it. Have a steady income, find a place, live life humbly.
User avatar #112046 to #112043 - edemylove **User deleted account** (01/15/2014) [-]
But, when I have a harder thought about it I think of this. Think about it, aren't all our lives microscopic compared to all life existent on planet Earth, and in space. If live is about living, then why do job? Shouldn't I just go out every day with friends, and party everyday if life's about that stuff?
User avatar #112049 to #112046 - advicedude (01/15/2014) [-]
Heres how it goes.

You're born thinking life is amazing and humans are great.
You become jaded by life and realize humans are insignificant in the grand scheme of things.
You become wiser and accept this fate as being small and feeble and make something of it.
You enjoy your blissful life on earth.
User avatar #112050 to #112049 - edemylove **User deleted account** (01/15/2014) [-]
Well, if that's so, can I ask you a question?

Do you enjoy your life on this tiny rock in a millions of miles huge space?
User avatar #112051 to #112050 - advicedude (01/15/2014) [-]
What else is there. Make the best of it.
User avatar #112052 to #112051 - edemylove **User deleted account** (01/15/2014) [-]
I always do, but sometimes, it's not in my power to make something great of it.
#112053 to #112052 - advicedude (01/15/2014) [-]
oh ho but it is.
User avatar #112054 to #112053 - edemylove **User deleted account** (01/15/2014) [-]
I have no excellent skills, I have no girlfriend, my only skills are drinking and being a mess.

How great could I make my life then?
User avatar #112055 to #112054 - advicedude (01/15/2014) [-]
You just need to invest more time into hobbies and travel and finding who YOU are. I had to do the same.
User avatar #112056 to #112055 - edemylove **User deleted account** (01/15/2014) [-]
You did?

And what exactly did you found on that journey?
User avatar #112057 to #112056 - advicedude (01/15/2014) [-]
My future in studying Computer Science, liking rap more, working out, etc.
User avatar #112058 to #112057 - edemylove **User deleted account** (01/15/2014) [-]
Well, I have a thirst for knowledge, but I don't have resources to settle it.
User avatar #112059 to #112058 - advicedude (01/15/2014) [-]
You'd be suprized how easy it is to find education these days. Just a few books, online classes, community college classes.
User avatar #112060 to #112059 - edemylove **User deleted account** (01/15/2014) [-]
For all that I have to pay

And I'm not a person who can learn all by himself.
User avatar #112061 to #112060 - advicedude (01/15/2014) [-]
Tutors. I'd also suggest taking up an instrument. It usually does wonders to your cognition.
User avatar #112062 to #112061 - edemylove **User deleted account** (01/15/2014) [-]
I play a guitar for like 4 years. And as I said, being a poor fag, 2-3 months ago my string broke and I cannot replace it. So no help in that.

User avatar #112063 to #112062 - advicedude (01/15/2014) [-]
Dude, 6 years bro. feels. If you need help replacing, there are videos online.
User avatar #112064 to #112063 - edemylove **User deleted account** (01/16/2014) [-]
I know how to replace it, I just cannot buy them to replace.
User avatar #112035 to #112034 - derpityhurr (01/15/2014) [-]
Its about the journey, not the destination
User avatar #112036 to #112035 - edemylove **User deleted account** (01/15/2014) [-]
As with all journeys, someday the destination will be met. How can I find comfort in a journey if I know where my destination has been set?
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