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#184728 - anon
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(05/19/2015) [-]
why exactly is it popular opinion that high school literally doesn't matter? I'm thinking about pursuing a career in IT/Comp repair and I'm not sure whether I should continue to college for it since I applied to a 4-year program for it for HS next year and got accepted. What do you guys think?
why exactly is it popular opinion that high school literally doesn't matter? I'm thinking about pursuing a career in IT/Comp repair and I'm not sure whether I should continue to college for it since I applied to a 4-year program for it for HS next year and got accepted. What do you guys think?
#184726 - ronyx
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(05/19/2015) [-]
Instead of buying a 250 microscope so i could see my sperm, i decided to fully pay the 280 dollars i owed to my credit card. Feels bad man.
Instead of buying a 250 microscope so i could see my sperm, i decided to fully pay the 280 dollars i owed to my credit card. Feels bad man.
#184734 to #184726 - anon
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(05/19/2015) [-]
it'll help you in the long run lil nigga. investments like that are life savers.
#184721 - tealeaf
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(05/18/2015) [-]
so a few days ago me and my gf made some plans to hangout on Friday. everything is fine until out of the blue she come up to me today ad so "so im hangoing out with josh on Friday so we probably cant hang out oh and also im picking up your brother on Friday from your house too."so im sitting there thinking what the fuck at the fact that she just completely blew me and her plans off and had no intention in inviting me and as a extra kick in the nuts Friday is the last day im gonna see her for about 3 weeks. so i dont know if this is just me bein a bitch ass nigga or if that was just a dick move.
#184722 to #184721 - sugoi
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(05/18/2015) [-]
It was a dick move.
Why she kidnapping your bro though?
#184725 to #184722 - tealeaf
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(05/19/2015) [-]
fuck if i know maybe there gettin stoned or somethin which wouldnt supprise me knowing him and her cheating is the least of my worries. but yea it is a fucking dick move
#184796 to #184725 - puapet
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(05/19/2015) [-]
girl seems to like attention from guys and it seems like she's going out of her way to keep plans with all the guys except the supposedly significant one. Keep an eye out brother, this has been on the site a number of times and (speaking from my experience) I think the stereotype (like many others) has a kernel of truth in it somewhere.
#184719 - anon
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(05/18/2015) [-]
**anonymous rolled user Grom **

What would be the best way to tell a girl that you're not interested in her without making her sad or angry?
#184718 - anon
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(05/18/2015) [-]
girls think im cute but i got a small dick. what do?
#184727 to #184718 - ronyx
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(05/19/2015) [-]
Get good with your mouth and fingers, then train dat dick to last hours.
#184723 to #184718 - sugoi
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(05/18/2015) [-]
Penis Pump
#184717 - logickid
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(05/18/2015) [-]
MFW I would've gotten laid on multiple occasions but didn't
what is the point of trying not to be a douche if you won't get laid
#184714 - dragx
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(05/18/2015) [-]
Does anyone know how I can disable admins notifications?
#184740 to #184714 - alexanderburns
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(05/19/2015) [-]
>buy fj
>don't give yourself notifications
#184724 to #184714 - sugoi
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(05/18/2015) [-]
Are you subscribed to him?
Like, did you go to his profile and hit that subscribe button?
#184702 - anon
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(05/18/2015) [-]
Hey Advice board! You guys have helped me get through some tough times and i appreciate that, but now I'm coming to you with a different kind of request (though nothing too uncommon for this place)

So I've been seeing this girl for a while, I'm talking like 3 years. We've never really made anything official but we've expressed interest in the idea actually getting together. So now we're both single again and I've decided i really want to ask her if she wants to get together.... problem is i have no idea how to go about doing this. You'd think it'd come naturally since we've been close for like 3 friggin years. Anyone got any suggestions, or tips?
#184710 to #184702 - enjoigiggity
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(05/18/2015) [-]
If the both of you have expressed interest in each other, all you have to do is be simple and say something along the lines of "Do you want to try this out and see how things go?"
#184711 to #184710 - anon
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(05/18/2015) [-]
This is exactly what i was asking. Getting her to go on a date Is no problem. Asking her if she wants to make us a thing is what I'm having trouble with
#184715 to #184711 - dragx
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(05/18/2015) [-]
Go out on a few dates and see if it becomes a thing.
#184709 to #184702 - welliguessitsaname
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(05/18/2015) [-]
"Hey, so I was wondering if you'd like to go on a date tomorrow."

Just be straight forward and confident.
#184707 to #184702 - anon
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(05/18/2015) [-]
Say something on the lines of "Hey, the new avengers looks pretty good, you interested in seeing it with me?"
#184701 - anon
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(05/18/2015) [-]
WARNING: Novel incoming
I dated this girl last summer. She goes to my school and I was falling for her all year. Finally, we started going out. However, she wanted me to quit drugs. I was on pretty much every drug in the book then. I fucked up, and she dumped me. ~9 months later, I still love her. She just broke up with her new boyfriend about a month ago. Today, she texted me for the first time ever since we split. I want to tell her I still love her, but I don't know if I should. I don't know if she wants to get back together, and I'm afraid I might seem like some pathetic, clingy loser if I tell her I still like her.
What do I do?
#184704 to #184701 - anon
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(05/18/2015) [-]
See what she wants first, maybe she's just looking for a friend at the moment or maybe she's checking up on you to see if you've OD'd yet. If it seems like she wants to get back together, be honest with her and tell her how you feel then wait for a response. If it don't come, then that's the end of it, move on like she did. Don't push her or beg her to get back together.
#184700 - anon
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(05/18/2015) [-]
How do you know if you're gay, or gay-ish? I don't like big hairy dudes, but traps and futa I'm okay with. Granted, that's just hentai and I could likely never go through with it, but if it's girly enough, i get aroused, a little, like I'd stick my dick in anything...
Am I bi or something or just a pervert?
#184755 to #184700 - thatonesouthernkid
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(05/19/2015) [-]
you're a little gay, but mostly straight i'd say. that doesn't mean you gotta fuck dudes and wear assless chaps though.
#184708 to #184700 - cronos ONLINE
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(05/18/2015) [-]
Sexuality isn't black and white, dawg. It's more like a clusterfuck of various degrees of grey. I'd be a fuckin liar if I said I've never jerked it to chicks with dicks.
#184697 - lame
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(05/18/2015) [-]
Summer is coming up, its my last to be exact i wont have to worry about my parents, I will have a fair amount of money,and I can pretty much do anything, I have a group of friends guys and girls, one I date, and Im wondering this being our last summer, how should we spend it , like nothing super illegal, we are all juniors enlisitng our senior summer.
#184699 to #184697 - notsoninja
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(05/18/2015) [-]
Road trip! or if you can convince your parents to rent a house for you, rent one close to a beach or on the beach depending on how much you wanna spend.
#184670 - anon
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(05/18/2015) [-]
Posting as anon cause I really don't like what I've done.
So, a few months back, I met this girl on Tinder. Everything seemed okay, except she said she was depressed, which I thought I could deal with cause I have depression too. It turned out that she was crazier than I thought, and I ended up leaving after talking her down off the roof when she tried to kill herself.
Cut to two weeks ago, she texts me again. I haven't talked to anyone since her, and I didn't know what to say, so I just went along with it. Now, I'm texting her all the time, helping her get over her depression, and trying to help her in general. I just can't shake the feeling that I'm doing something wrong, or I have the wrong reasons behind it. I don't know if you guys will have any advice, it just kinda felt good to get it off my chest.
#184673 to #184670 - notsoninja
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(05/18/2015) [-]
But, if she develops a physiological dependence on you, if she is that depressed she might think talking to is the only way she will be happy. then in the few months you stop talking to her because "shes crazier than you thought" once you leave then she might get worse, making her suicidal tendencies more appealing keep it casual, don't hit it...just don't
#184684 to #184673 - amen
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(05/18/2015) [-]
I have to know, eh, what do you mean with "dont hit it"?
I like to learn english
#184692 to #184684 - ieatbengay
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(05/18/2015) [-]
don't have sexual relations with her
#184672 to #184670 - sugoi
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(05/18/2015) [-]
Forget about the ulterior motives cause you're still doing a good thing, helping someone with their mental problems.
#184669 - mnbmadison
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(05/18/2015) [-]
I have been on this website forever and usually i just keep to myself on here, and that trait is in the real world too, i go to a community college but i still don't know what i want to go into. i have a close group of friends that i have had sense middle school and i have not really talked to anyone else because i have little social skills. For the past year or two i have had this feeling that im not getting anything accomplished and i am afraid that i will be living with my mom for a very long time before i am able to move out, i do not have a job or any source of money that is reliable. i want to feel like i am doing something with my life but i have no idea on where to start. My only skills are building computers but living in Alabama there is not much use with that in the real world here i think. can someone give me advice on what i should do to get some way to making the first steps into supporting myself please?
#184694 to #184669 - ieatbengay
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(05/18/2015) [-]
1. get a job
2. learn to drive/get a car
3. move out
4. get a girlfriend
5. get some friends

those are pretty much the goals of your 20s, but remember to leave time for your hobbies, interests, etc

usually colleges are good at providing career opportunities so you should look into that

95% of people either don't know what they want to do or don't do what they want to do so that's ok, you just have to live with it till you get some experience

if you finish college and still haven't found anything to do, go for any job that allows you to work most days at reasonable hours, even if the pay isn't great or it's not interesting. try to build up your responsibilities from within, even if you don't plan on staying

#184674 to #184669 - notsoninja
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(05/18/2015) [-]
I'm in the same boat as you, but ill tell you my game plan. It might trigger some ideas to help you take a step forward, and give you a foundation.

This is my game plan, or at least my current goals to work towards.
1. part time job, try filling shelves 3rd shift at Walmart. no one will bother you late at night normally, so your don't gotta worry about social skills!

2. take a loan from the bank for 500$-1000$ don't touch the money, leave it in your bank account so you can pay it off on time to build credit.

3. once you saved a tiny chunk of money, buy a cheap plot of land. .5-1 acre

4. better job or full time,

5.may not be glorious, but it will work. www.evergreenfactorydirecthomes.com/new-mobile-homes/creston-28x40.html

6. pay off everything with the job. get a roommate. doesn't matter.

i know there is a lot of holes in this plan but its goals to work towards, in total you will probably spend 80-110k on this plan so it will take time to pay back. hope this helped a little.
#184691 to #184674 - mnbmadison
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(05/18/2015) [-]
Thanks man, i might use this and change it as i go. this is just a really awkward stage in life for me right now
#184658 - anon
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(05/18/2015) [-]
I hate my mother.
Before you think this is some edgy rant from an 11 year old because my Call of Duty was taken away, listen to me:
I live with my mother, and no one else. I can't live with my father because my stepmom refuses to allow it, saying "I'm nothing but trouble" and "I'm going to lead her daughters down the wrong path". My little sister used to live with us, until my mother took too many of her prescriptions and was so fucked up our older sister had to come and get us. My sister went to live with her father, and hasn't seen my mother since.
I'm stuck at my mom's. She's addicted to prescription pills, and abuses Xanax, Klonopin, Vicodin, etc. Half the time, she's yelling at me, slurring words, over nonsense. The other half, she's passed out on the couch.
I just wanna cry every time I look at her. She's driven me to near suicide countless times. I've recently started taking her pills and using them myself. They're the only things that keep me from killing myself.
I want out, but I have nowhere else to go.
I'm desperate, FJ. Help me.
#184664 to #184658 - anon
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(05/18/2015) [-]
You should probably just call the police and tell them about it. If she has those meds without a prescription, they can probably take her for illegal possession. If that's the case, she may get the option to go into voluntary rehab in lieu of serving jail time depending on where you live. Something's got to be done man, it's only a matter of time until she overdoses on something.
#184706 to #184664 - anon
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(05/18/2015) [-]
That's the thing: they're all prescribed to her. Even though she's been taken to the hospital >5 times via ambulance because she took too many of her meds, no one has said a word about it, which I don't understand.
She refuses to believe she has a problem, and instead calls me the drug addict.
I'm 16, I can't get a job besides a drug lord that can get me my own place/somewhere to go.
I plan to go into the Army when I graduate, but that's two years away. That's two years too many.
#184661 to #184658 - skoldpaddacommala
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(05/18/2015) [-]
That sounds awful. Have you tried getting her professional help, like psychiatrists or addict counselors? If that's a lost cause, how about getting a job and moving out?
I wouldn't consider it unless it's your last option, but there's always the military.
#184744 to #184661 - anon
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(05/19/2015) [-]
She refuses to believe she has a problem, and instead calls me the drug addict.
I'm 16, I can't get a job besides a drug lord that can get me my own place/somewhere to go.
I plan to go into the Army when I graduate, but that's two years away. That's two years too many.

I accidentally said that in my response to another comment and I'm not sure how
#184657 - anon
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(05/18/2015) [-]
My supervisor was acting a little weird tonighy Its like she took a sudden break when I went on lunch and we were the only two in the break room and she got a little too comfortable next to me on the couch and kept asking me questions and smiled a lot when I talked to her
#184665 to #184657 - anon
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(05/18/2015) [-]
Go ahead if you're cool with it and you're not too attached to the job if shit goes south. If you do like your job a lot, I'd say put her down gently next time it happens. Download a recording app on your phone just in case she doesn't take it well.
#184662 to #184657 - skoldpaddacommala
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(05/18/2015) [-]
Perhaps she craves the D!
#184656 - lolidragon
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(05/18/2015) [-]
Hello! So, I currently live in the small city of Regina, in Canada. I have really been hoping to move away but I can't decide between Norway (I don't speak norwegian but have been trying to learn online as there seem to be no teachers in the entire fucking city) or Ireland.

Is there anyone who has visited both places and could offer some advice?

have my favorite background for your trouble
#184649 - confusedasian
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(05/18/2015) [-]
Anyone with amazon experience want to tell me how accurate their shipping date and time is? Got a package coming in through ups. It's coming in at 8pm tomorrow. Didn't even know ups still went out on deliveries. The only time I remember was that my last package came a couple hours earlier, other than that the other packages, I don't remember the due time.   
   
Will I get it at night? I might just camp outside and wait because I have a big package and I'm afraid someone might steal it. I don't like in a bad neighborhood, I'm just paranoid, but I don't know if I'm going to be outside all day for nothing only for it to come at the said 8pm.   
   
Though if it does come at 8pm, I am planning on running out to greet the delivery person whoever they are and thank them while also giving them however much I have in my wallet at the time. I think $18.
Anyone with amazon experience want to tell me how accurate their shipping date and time is? Got a package coming in through ups. It's coming in at 8pm tomorrow. Didn't even know ups still went out on deliveries. The only time I remember was that my last package came a couple hours earlier, other than that the other packages, I don't remember the due time.

Will I get it at night? I might just camp outside and wait because I have a big package and I'm afraid someone might steal it. I don't like in a bad neighborhood, I'm just paranoid, but I don't know if I'm going to be outside all day for nothing only for it to come at the said 8pm.

Though if it does come at 8pm, I am planning on running out to greet the delivery person whoever they are and thank them while also giving them however much I have in my wallet at the time. I think $18.
#184713 to #184649 - charizarddad
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(05/18/2015) [-]
i know youve already gotten your package but just a fyi.
for me small packages(cables, games, computer accessories, you get the deal) are usually dropped off in my mailbox with the rest of my mail. so usps.
bigger packages tend to be brought by UPS but also by fedex or even usps, but i think that depends on the seller you brought it from. they usually show up at my door which they knock on and leave the package at about noon. ive only had to sign once out of like ten times.
i have also received maybe a tenth of my packages a day earlier than said or estimated, with one being a day late.
#184666 to #184649 - greyshirt
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(05/18/2015) [-]
It probably said "by 8pm" but I've always gotten my packages around 4pm or earlier. It probably depends how far along you are on their route but I doubt it'll be that late unless you live in a big city.

If your package is really big, they won't just leave it there and they'll probably leave one of those "sorry we missed you" slips on your door which will give you the approximate time they'll attempt to deliver your item on the next business day.

And the ups delivery guys don't expect a tip man, they'll get your signature if necessary and leave right after they hand you your package without another word.
#184679 to #184666 - confusedasian
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(05/18/2015) [-]
Yeah, it did say by. I got this little green dot. Does that mean anything?


By big, I didn't mean like actual size. I meant like it was important to me/expensive by the way. I just couldn't think of another word to use.
#184689 to #184679 - greyshirt
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(05/18/2015) [-]
That means it's out for delivery, basically that the guy's out making his rounds in the truck and it'll be there by today.
#184696 to #184689 - confusedasian
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(05/18/2015) [-]
I got it about an hour ago. I got the ups and usp names mixed up so it actually came from my mail man, or in my case mail woman. Thanks for the help though.
#184655 to #184649 - fistfireace
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(05/18/2015) [-]
All of the 30 something items I ordered delivered either a week or days before the estimated delivery date. UPS, for me, was pretty fast. I would compare estimated delivery dates and the dates my packages actually arrived, but I don't think I can since estimated dates doesn't show on my previous orders anymore.

And are you sure it's being delivered at 8 and not by 8? If it's by 8 then you can have your package way earlier, depending on where you live. Even if you get it at night, I'm pretty sure they'll knock on your door/ring your doorbell. Not exactly 100% sure on that though, since I never received a package late at night.
I read many different threads about how UPS either doesn't or does knock on your door or whatever so I couldn't guarantee anything, I think.

And to your last question, about giving the delivery guy money, I guess it wouldn't hurt if you google the question you can find a few threads with some people saying they did tip them , though I never did it.

tl;dr: whether or not you get it at night depends on your location because if your house/apartment is at the end of UPS' route, the later you get it. I also think it doesn't hurt to tip the delivery guy.
#184698 to #184655 - confusedasian
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(05/18/2015) [-]
So it turns out I got the name ups and usp mixed up. I got it when my normal nail came in. Thanks for the help though.
#184712 to #184698 - fistfireace
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(05/18/2015) [-]
You're welcome.
#184678 to #184655 - confusedasian
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(05/18/2015) [-]
Yeah, it did say by. I got this little green dot. Does that mean anything?
#184650 to #184649 - confusedasian
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(05/18/2015) [-]
Wow, I botched that up bad.

TLDR: Does UPS really deliver at 8pm? Will they get in trouble if I gave them money? I mean it's 8pm and they're still out working making deliveries. Shit, even if it will be early I'll still give them money if I see them.
#184648 - fukinitech
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(05/18/2015) [-]
just got blue balled, pls help
#184651 to #184648 - anon
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(05/18/2015) [-]
jack off.
#184643 - anon
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(05/18/2015) [-]
I can't seem to satisfy my thurst for water why is that? Any help?
#184685 to #184643 - instalation
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(05/18/2015) [-]
You might be thirsty. Try to drink water.
#184668 to #184643 - ashirt
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(05/18/2015) [-]
hydration is key
#184667 to #184643 - greyshirt
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(05/18/2015) [-]
If it's really bad, you might be having kidney problems or you might have a form of diabetes. Most of the really bad causes for your problem might also include liver damage cause by excessive drinking so if you think that might be it, it's probably best to go see a doctor.

Or you may just have overworked yourself.
#184647 to #184643 - fukinitech
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(05/18/2015) [-]
keep drinking
#184639 - shangrilathree
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(05/18/2015) [-]
My dad used to have this masonic ring, and it was gold, with a blue square, and the masonic logo in the middle, and it was "convertible" if you want. So you could take that square, and spin it to hide the masonic logo. Is there anywhere you can buy another one of those?

Attatched is not a picture of the ring, but it looked a little bit like that.
#184646 to #184639 - solislunis
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(05/18/2015) [-]
Here, best sight i found.
www.gordonsmasonicrings.com/catalog1.htm