Do you happen to be a certain popular culture celebrity we all know about, yet I'm not at liberty to name?

dont worry. itll happen bro. theres nothing to worry about.

I'll get to you

thanks man

I didn't go through it till 17

items dude

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"Will you wrap your dick around my neck and start me like a lawnmower?"

I guess not using the word Schlong would be a good first Step.

But where's the fun in that?

Hey dude i wanna suck yo dick

Too up-front. I wanna be able to ask him in a way that if he says no I can just brush it off and make it look a joke or something of the sort.

You can if you say it like that.

">" is you, "-" is him
>Yo man l wanna suck yo dick
-...What?
>what?

Or:
>Yo man I wanna suck yo dick
-of course man <3

I am back.

I end up insulting him and now he blocked me.

so that misfired.

You're my hero

I mean, that was awesome.
But you said it over the net, i meant you should say it in person

that's for someone with more balls than me.

fuck it, yolo.

I will report back with progress

No one on FJ does their homework on time I guess. I'd be interested in some steps to help me not be so lazy with homework. I'm 21 in college now and still lazy as fuck. Got a sick job lined up so I guess it doesn't matter too much..

hehe

You.. you are dumb.

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Eat fiber

yeah glass fiber cable

Studies are important , you should get a side job to help out your dad .then if ou feel bad about the money finish your studies , get a good job , pay your dad back

I see how you feel but school is an investment. Your dad probably has money somewhere else and the savings is empty for that reason. Don't leave school and have what was already put in your education go to waste

great advice dude

quitting*

That happened to me bro, except in 6th grade... So now, I am a "betafag" and well she said she liked me, we share interest such as soccer. Well we were using her friend to communicate and I told her that I really liked her too, and well it got akward after that and she just... ignored me. Either wait for her to make a move or just forget her, if she doesn't have the guts to respond over the internet, she obviously doesn't like you, or looks to you like a friend and didn't want to hurt your feelings.

Well although she hasn't given an actual answer,she has been really sweet,but theres a problem,because about 15 minutes before she started being sweet and nice and actually talking to me,another girl I like asked me out,which may create a terrible situation if she says she likes me.Thanks for your reply though man.

Heres the answer, which do you like more? Which has a better personality? Because I know plenty of girls right now who I have no trouble talking too, and are sweet too. But some of them are total bitches. Trust me, when it comes the time, pick the one that you think will enjoy being around you more.

I've already picked,I'm just afraid that I would hurt the others feelings by saying I like her then finding someone else the next day.

Well I have no idea, other than to break it to her soft, or if she doesn't respond and she expresses affection towards you say, that you just found someone else and that you see her as a friend? (friendzone, I know but still, it's easier to break to a girl I think)

You told her, now you wait.
Her turn now.

guys i am on gummybears but ive trained myself to not chew them. ask me anything!

How much did you get? I havent done shrooms in a while.

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Come on man, I'm 22, not 12.

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Try this one

Now we're talking. Thanks.

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Heres the best ones in case your still interested. Ill try to find another scary shit

With my other friends sir.

She likes you, go for it.

Well it's pretty obvious she likes you , most girls do that and you should probably ask her out because I'm pretty sure if she did all that she likes you , but don't go out with her just because she likes you if you like her back then go for it
TL;DR SHE WANTS THE D

the same thing happend to me except i only ever said one thing to her and it pissed her the hell off, 3 years later she starts messaging me on FB and i'm like "wtf, why are you talking to me" she started getting real friendly telling me about her showering and stuff and water flowing down her hair and i just took it as some sort of dare but now she doesn't like me anymore and i just think "HA", so basically go ask her out before it's to late and if she says no to bad there are worse things that could happen

- Breaks up with boyfriend
- Initiates conversations
- Asks to hang out with friends
- Asks to hang out alone
- Makes an effort to talk to you a lot

Sounds pretty good to me. I think it's time that you show her you're interested by being the one to ask her out. If things continue like this, she might conclude that you're only interested in being friends.

Hell yeah motherfucker.jpg

We go to different high schools but we were friends in Middle school.

Dunno how she started liking me cause she hasn't seen me in a while.

What was it like when you guys hung out though? How did she act? This is important.

Confident and fun.
Laughed a lot.
Don't really know man, had to much fun playing Halo with her. :P

Go for it. Say you've had a lot of fun hanging out with her and would like to take her out to the movies, dinner, whatever you want. Post results.

I'm 14. (Oh god please don't kill me.) Can't really go anywhere.

I'll post "results" when I can. c:

You guys can't get your parents to drop you off somewhere?

My parents are complete assholes when it comes to girlfriends.

"So...What are you guys going to do all alone? ;D "
They'll also tease me about other things. I would prefer them to not meet my girlfriend so early on.
I think staying inside her house and playing video games would be a good date anyways.

That isn't really a date though. That's something friends do together, but it could also be something an established couple does together. The labels suck, but they're what creates the mindset during these situations.

In order to establish yourselves as a couple, you need to go out on a real date once in a while. You're 14, so it doesn't have to be romantic dinners at fancy restaurants. A movie or a trip to Friendly's would probably be just fine.

As far as your parents go, they're your chance to become 'alpha'. If they make a joke, make one back and diffuse the situation. When they tease you, tease them back, and don't let it bother you. It's like their job to screw with you about your first girlfriend.

Alrighty. Thank you,

No problem. Don't you dare forget to post results, I have a good feeling about this one.

Add me as a friend if you want, and send me a weekly message.

Haha, I don't need weekly updates on your relationship, I just want to know if she says yes when you ask her out. Whenever you do it, if you think about it, just reply to this message and I'll see it.

Goodnight.

Coming from an anon.

Love is strange, it can happen in a lot of ways.

Be happy. I haven't had a birthday party since I was 12.

That really sucks man.

I guess just act really surprised at the party.

Ask questions like, hey mom, where are we going? When you get in the vehicle?

It does. It will be my 18th, so I'm sure there is a lot of planning in this knowing my mother. I assumed that I should act surprised, but I'll ask questions and whatnot.

Good luck.

Firstly, are you sure she still has this boyfriend?

I definitely think you should talk with her about this again. Tell her you you still have feelings for her, and ask her if she feels anything for you. Let her know that you appreciate the attention she gives you and the time you spend together, but also that it's sending you mixed signals. If she starts talking about her boyfriend, bring up the fact that she said he doesn't pay much attention to her.

Ok I'm going to tell her one more time, because it's killing me. I cant stop wandering if she has feelings for me as you say.

Thank you for your advice, I know its just a board, but I'm feeling very lonely these days and I really appreciate your response, I really needed to get this out.

You're not the only one who uses this board to deal with things. Good luck.

I'm pretty sure I'm right, I got 7.72 seconds on the way up and 26.41 seconds on the way down.

A friend and I are playing Tanks. I shoot the missile at 250m/s and at an angle of 42 degrees at my opponent who is at the same horizontal position as me. To find the time that it takes to reach 1000 m in the air, should I use my y=Vyo*t-1/2g*t^2?

Late response is late, but I hope you get this:

When people give you gifts or a someone you're on a date with cuddles you, its because they are interested in you and they WANT to do what they're doing. Don't feel guilty about receiving gifts as giving a gift is exactly what the person wants to do. Also, as far as dates go, just go with the flow. Loosen up a little, cuddles are a form of affection.

I doubt that you've had your first kiss yet, due to your condition. Try for this, and remember:

-When someone cuddles you they're showing affection

-Don't panic, it's normal to be nervous so don't panic if you are

-As long as they don't try anything too absurd, let the guy take the lead with stuff if you're nervous about anything.

-Break down a few walls. That guy who "stalked" you for a year had very good reason to be pissed, although he overreacted. Think about it, you dumped him for showing affection.

-The fact that you're decent looking and realtively smart(or at least you seem to be) but only had your first date in senior year speaks for itself: you push people away. Don't. For once in your life, just embrace the feeling of warmth you get from when poeople care.

You might have a mental illness, I'd suggest talking to a councelor or your doctor and if they just say you're just strange, well I've got some bad news for you.

the only way you're gonna fix it is if you actually go out and do it. Go small first, obviously. Best of luck

What you need to do is duel me on DN

Sounds like you need to let your guard down a little. There's nothing wrong with accepting a gift from someone that cares about you every once in a while, as long as you're not just using them. Just try to relax and be open to the idea of holding hands and cuddling. What is it exactly that you hate about it?

did you have many relationships when you were younger?
because you might not be used to it, thats all

No, not really. I didn't have my first date until senior year for prom- that ended rather badly, because after I broke it off (due to above issues) the guy was really upset and he started stalking me for about a year... not that it was traumatizing. As far as stalkers go, he was pretty respectful. It was mostly just 'you were my one true love' and 'Get back with me or I'll die' (which ironically just pushed me further away). Eventually he got over it and we all moved on.

I went out with another guy- really nice guy. But I only did it because I knew he was moving the next week.

But those where my only two experiences.

yeah lack of experience would be why, maybe it will grow on you

How long does the drum corps season (not sure what to call it) last?

I'd say not to quit as a senior, because you're way too involved in it at this point. Why not take the spot as drum set player, and if you really don't feel like you're getting enough practice, work at home too?

Well the session ends in march and because of the frequent practices I'd barely have enough time to do homework at home. So practicing isn't very possible.

Do you plan to go to college for what you're interested in? If so, the winter group will look good on your application, so even if you're not getting maximum practice, you're still showing some experience.

hmmm good point, I'll consider that but I'm not sure if it will matter too much if I still do a good audition. Thanks for the input tho

Don't listen to this people. As long as it's clean, then no. But if you're going around licking chocolate covered poop choots you're gonna be in trouble.

Most probably


You dirty bastard

More than likely.

yes

you sure?

yes

what are the chances?

How do you know

not sure, aids, herpes, STDs

this butthole is STD free..

was it clean?

yes

Chances that you make get some fecesbacteria if she/he's not clean, but if s/he is clean it should go fine

ya fine then

Get out of the friendzone.

what?

I'm saying, get out of the friendzone...

I'm in the friendzone with a different girl. I just met this girl. Not friendzoned yet, I think.

Alright, then don't get in the friendzone.

I'll try not to.

Call her instead

I'm horrible on the phone.

If you find her to be smart and funny, you must enjoy talking to her, right? Meaning that communication won't be a problem as long as you do it face to face, which is better anyway.

true.

I'm an extremely boring texter, I'm just not good at it. But m and my girlfirend are pretty busy people and we make it work really well.

Go for it dude, you can't pass that up because of such a small problem.

Is it really not that big of a problem? I'm not necessarily good at it either, but I think I'm at least ok at it sometimes. But she kinda doesn't really add much to what we're talking about, and in previous relationships I've been in, communication was a complete failure, and for that reason I'm just kinda nervous about this, you know?

Makes sense, but in person is what really matters. If you guys communicate well in person, that's what you should be banking on.

Just curious how old are you? How old is she? It'll help give better advice,

I'm 17, I think she's 18

then throw your phone in a lake and go hang out with her :P

Eh, now I'm not so sure about her. She seems to act the same around a lot of other guys as she does with me

Well it all depends on what you look like, and how approachable you really are. For all you know, he could be shy to approach you. Of course, high school guys will most likely friendzone fat girls. It just happens. Not always though, so you have a much better shot than the gender reversed role.
So as you finally work up the nerve to talk to him, give yourself a subtle makeover. Touch up your hair, take off (or put on) glasses, and be a fun, nice girl.
Plus, he probably likes someone to kiss. He's a guy, after all.

ummm........ i may want to remark that i am a bisexual guy. just to clear that up

Jelatinman's advice still applies. Work up the nerve, and make yourself look presentable, and try to be fun and nice.

Do you happen to know if he is into men? If not, being approached may make him a little nervous or uncomfortable.

no I don't know if he is into men, I'm hoping so, and I'm not just gonna approach him going straight to that. I want to try becoming friends first and working up to a relationship if possible. and its working up the nerve to just talk with him i have trouble with, I can't really make give myself a makeover. I am nice, like way too nice for my own good. I can try to be fun i guess, again not very conversational

A simple introduction is all you need to get started. You can relate the conversation to whatever is going on around you. Makes it much easier.

well the only time i can talk to him is at lunch and he sits at the table with his friends and they chat, and i feel like if i say anything I'm just gonna look stupid or make someone mad at me. He also already knows me we share a class together, so i cant be like "Hi I'm ______ nice weather" or something. although i can see how it would be easier.
sorry if it sounds like I'm making excuses

There are ways around excuses. Ask for help with classwork or homework. You can discuss stuff other than just school that way.

I might actually be able to do that cause I honestly could use help with the class, but I mean how can I say it without being completely awkward and sounding stupid, even though thats kinda the point with the help

If you go in thinking it's gonna be awkward, it's going to be. Make it sound casual.

"Hey, sorry to bother you, but I was wondering if you knew how to do some of these problems?"

Just find some source of confidence.

i have no confidence tho :c, and its spanish class and we eat lunch afterwards, so i guess that is a plan that can work

Do something you're good at and use that pride and good feeling propel your confidence.

but I'm not really good at anything, at least that i know of

Everyone has a hidden potential, an untapped source of undiscovered talent. Just find yours. It doesn't even have to be a big thing, it can be a little thing. Maybe listen to a song you like and try to remember all the lyrics to it.

hehe i can only remember them when the music is playing
thanks for putting up with me being difficult

Nah, it's no problem! Don't worry about it.

Just memorize the words to the songs, practice what you're gonna say to him, and encourage yourself with positive-talk (I forgot what it was originally called).

ok thats all good in theory now i have to actually do it, and that usually requires force from outside sources

Do it or I'll kill you.

How's that?

hehe nope i need something stronger than that, and internet people can rarely do that, i might set something up

Try that. I'm out for now. Talk to you later.