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User avatar #115376 - xMWxBEASTx (02/06/2014) [-]
Ok, Guys. I have a serious question, so i'm leaving to college towards the end the of summer and I need advice on how to break up with my gf. She really cares for me and so do, but i want to go into college without a relationship just so i can be a little bit more free. She said she wants to try a long distance relationship, but i simply don't. What should i do? Thanks.
User avatar #115382 to #115376 - nommonsterbaa (02/06/2014) [-]
Tell her like you just explained it, exactly how it is.
User avatar #115375 - sorenlolz ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]
Okay so I got a new laptop. It already has a Tb HDD, but I also got a second Tb HDD, and a 120 Gb Samsung Evo 840 SSD. The laptop has only two drive spots. Should I raid the two HDDs, or use an SSD and HDD? I currently got all my drivers and windows on the HDD so if I do use the SSD how do I copy everything including windows (preferably without having to find all the drivers again)? Laptop is an Asus ROG G750JW DB71. I literally have nothing else but Windows 7 and the drivers installed.
User avatar #115374 - hahdumbbirch (02/06/2014) [-]
how do i make it so i can place my icons in custom places and not in a snap-to-closest box thing?
User avatar #115379 to #115374 - awesomerninjathing (02/06/2014) [-]
right-click desktop -> view -> uncheck align to grid
User avatar #115373 - awesomerninjathing (02/06/2014) [-]
how do I know if a girl is interested in a relationship (with anyone) when she's never been in one?
User avatar #115472 to #115373 - watermelloon (02/06/2014) [-]
if she starts asking if theres anyone he likes or if he's beeen hanging out with other girls. if she starts asking about him to you. sending cute messages and stuff.

User avatar #115377 to #115373 - xMWxBEASTx (02/06/2014) [-]
Just look for little signs. If she starts asking you questions about relationships and whether or not you would want to be in one right now. For other people, I'm not really sure how to answer that
User avatar #115378 to #115377 - awesomerninjathing (02/06/2014) [-]
I mean like not with just me but with any other guy

thanks though
User avatar #115385 to #115378 - xMWxBEASTx (02/06/2014) [-]
oh. I guess if you're hanging out with her and she's always on her phone and just not completely focused on you then something might be up. Just be careful if you notice that. Don't jump to conclusion too fast, ask her about it if that happens
User avatar #115372 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (02/06/2014) [-]
how do you get colored text on funnyjunk?
User avatar #115370 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/05/2014) [-]
On this site some of the words are blue and showing ads. I reinstalled adblocker and they won't go away. Does anyone else have this problem?
User avatar #115513 to #115370 - megavoir (02/06/2014) [-]
i actually have the same problem. and sometimes images don't load too.
#115393 to #115370 - anonymous (02/06/2014) [-]
Go to control panel.
Add/remove programs.
Remove things that look seriously out of place or have a name like the ads you've been seeing.
Adblocker won't catch that since you may have accidentally downloaded the "ad searcher" while doing something else.
User avatar #115416 to #115393 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/06/2014) [-]
Btw this is random too. Like the "Image Boards" on the navigator would be blue sometimes and link to ads, sometimes it doesn't.
User avatar #115415 to #115393 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/06/2014) [-]
Nothing is out of place. The last thing installed was skype which was months ago. I removed adblock plus and reinstalled it. Didn't seem to work.
#115430 to #115415 - anonymous (02/06/2014) [-]
do you have google chrome? get google chrome

run a full virus scan

show us all of the programs in your control panel
User avatar #115365 - megafranco (02/05/2014) [-]
How do you know if you need psychological help?
User avatar #115366 to #115365 - sauditwo (02/05/2014) [-]
see a psychologist
#115363 - anonymous (02/05/2014) [-]
Ok, so I'm generally not attracted to people of either gender, I hate the idea of love and relationships and the thought of anything sexual is extremely unappealing to me.
Is there anything at all that can change any of this? because I'm 18 and I know it isn't normal at all.
User avatar #115476 to #115363 - watermelloon (02/06/2014) [-]
you should go get a hormone check from a doctor and ask for a referral to a psychologist that specialises in sex and sexual identity. It may be confusing, but its actually possible you could be autistic, asexual, antisocial or something like that.

Usually when you have zero emotional attraction to people its called "aromantic"
#115477 to #115476 - anonymous (02/06/2014) [-]
I hate my life, this is the worst.
User avatar #115369 to #115363 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/05/2014) [-]
You are asexual. It's uncommon but I know people like that.
#115451 to #115369 - anonymous (02/06/2014) [-]
Really?? All I want is to be normal, why can't I even have that...
User avatar #115530 to #115451 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/06/2014) [-]
You are what you are.
#115357 - thisasholeagain (02/05/2014) [-]
so i like this girl on school never talked to the bitch or anything,
i dont got classes or any opertunity to talk to her

whats the best way to start talking to her or when?
User avatar #115367 to #115357 - sauditwo (02/05/2014) [-]
call her a bitch
User avatar #115362 to #115357 - ljxjlos ONLINE (02/05/2014) [-]
Well, you should first figure out that calling her a bitch won´t help your case.
User avatar #115354 - flushfactor (02/05/2014) [-]
so, i need a screamer for a school project, and i can't find a place to get a file, could someone help?
User avatar #115394 to #115354 - misticalz (02/06/2014) [-]
u r dik if u scare ur class room
User avatar #115361 to #115354 - derpityhurr (02/05/2014) [-]
youtube to mp4
User avatar #115356 to #115354 - pickedforprofanity **User deleted account** (02/05/2014) [-]

Is that good enough?
#115348 - anonymous (02/05/2014) [-]
okay so, i clicked this fucking link and i dont know why. but when i did it was child pornography. and i instantly got some FBI thing pop up. im a bit afraid, what is going on.
User avatar #115395 to #115348 - misticalz (02/06/2014) [-]
Probably fake. FBI is too worried about ACTUAL pedos instead of one guy who was on a webpage for 2 seconds.
User avatar #115371 to #115348 - lukagamer (02/06/2014) [-]
Very worried. So worried you should probably be changing your living adress by now. Accualy is kidding, probably some gr8b8m8.
#115349 to #115348 - pickedforprofanity **User deleted account** (02/05/2014) [-]
#115350 to #115349 - anonymous (02/05/2014) [-]
but really, should i be worried?
User avatar #115353 to #115350 - pickedforprofanity **User deleted account** (02/05/2014) [-]
#115346 - joeofold (02/05/2014) [-]
So I just need to have a rant and just say some things so what better way to do it than to random people on the internet, I've got no friends that will give a shit anyway. So i have anxieties and just general shyness as well as depression sometimes, I get ill easily and im usually quite busy but i do enjoy being around people and having fun. So out of my 'friends' (I know there isnt a single one of them that gives a shit about me) there is only one guy that actually knows im like this but this guy doesn't give a shit about other people or what his actions cause, so he can be a bit of a dick but i got used to it after 5-6 years. So i dotn really go to parties or stuff because of the reasons i listed above, i would like to go but there is always one of those things or money that gets in the way. because of that this guy has no started labeling me as anti social and making jokes about it so the others laugh. Now i am defiantly not that as i don't hate people and i don't choose to not go places. i always try to be happy and jokey around my 'friends' and im going to a party this weekend and next. The reason why i needed to say this is because what happened today. i came to lunch late as i had had a long break in my lessons and this guy he didnt even say hello he just started making jokes about how i was antisocial, that wouldn't have normally pissed me off but i had just been working during my break so i would have enough money in order to go out places with them.

tl;dr i try and be happy and helpful to the people i would consider close to me but non of them care for me. Im pretty sure I dont have any friends and I dont know how to feel about this.
User avatar #115355 to #115346 - flushfactor (02/05/2014) [-]
well you are not alone, make people care? thats my only advice.
#115344 - anonymous (02/05/2014) [-]
People I know are making me insecure with their lives, seems like they are better off than me in certain ways.

Wat do? Quit facebook and never contact them again?
#115352 to #115344 - minutes ONLINE (02/05/2014) [-]
You sir, have the facebook snydrom. You always see their "so happy lives" and all the activities they do, while you think youre just wasting your time on the internet. It's not like that. They don't spent that much time doing usefull stuff, it just seems like it cause you have like 300+ fb friends who all post every slightly interesting thing of their lifes. Just ignore them and be happy by yourself. They are not having it better in any way. Sure, when you have 0 friends and really do sit on the computer 24/7 they do more, but usually it's just your imagination.
User avatar #115364 to #115352 - herblegerble (02/05/2014) [-]
Shit nigga. That's a wonderful explanation.
#115360 to #115352 - anonymous (02/05/2014) [-]
I don't.. I don't have '0 friends'
User avatar #115345 to #115344 - pickedforprofanity **User deleted account** (02/05/2014) [-]
Their very existence is making you insecure?
#115358 to #115345 - anonymous (02/05/2014) [-]
a little bit, yeah
User avatar #115359 to #115358 - pickedforprofanity **User deleted account** (02/05/2014) [-]
Take some time away from technology.
User avatar #115339 - gabemczombie (02/05/2014) [-]
What the fuck is the mile high club?
User avatar #115340 to #115339 - pickedforprofanity **User deleted account** (02/05/2014) [-]
Well, when a man and a woman love each other very much.

They fuck on a plane.
#115334 - oborawatabinost (02/05/2014) [-]
Hey guys. I'm interested in a career with the FBI. I know it's not like what it is on TV, but do any of you have any information that you could share with me?
User avatar #115337 to #115334 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/05/2014) [-]
You will need connections, big time. Government jobs are hard to get because of the amount of bureaucracy involved.
User avatar #115335 to #115334 - zachariaseverlivin ONLINE (02/05/2014) [-]
Live a double life. Life experiance is very important.
User avatar #115333 - josieabby (02/05/2014) [-]
My daughter is doing the Ivory Soap microwave experiment for our state science fair. (You put the soap in the microwave and it expands into a big cloud/cotton candy type thing.) She's showing why Ivory is the most effective against other brands.
Anyway, we're having a difficult time coming up with a catchy title. One that has been used before is: Soap Souffle - The Ivory Soap Microwave Experiment.
Do any of you have a suggestion for a catchy title?
Thanks so much! Soap in Microwave
User avatar #115338 to #115333 - pickedforprofanity **User deleted account** (02/05/2014) [-]
Bizarre Bubbles
User avatar #115330 - adrilazzaro (02/05/2014) [-]
Thinking back on my dead auntie, cant remember the color of her eyes... im not sad as i am more frustrated, did i pay so little attention? i cant remember the name of my closest friend in my childhood nor can i remember house i used to live in until i moved to america. I'm starting to hate this shitty memory concept
User avatar #115332 to #115330 - delphine (02/05/2014) [-]
Is it more important to remember what color her eyes were, or how she made you feel, how she treated others, and her relationships that she had when she was alive? If it's important enough, you will remember it.
User avatar #115293 - tombobbusama (02/04/2014) [-]
gah. The frustration.
Okay so I was listening to Radio 1 online before going to bed, and they're asking for landmark stories n stuff.
So I thought "you know what, I could do that", so I shot them a text.
Then I kinda forgot about it.

But I cant just leave. What if I miss them reading out my text?
Then after a minute or two, I looked at my phone, and had two missed calls from a withheld number. I bet my ass it was Radio 1.
And now I'm just raging and panicking and ugh. I was like, this close. Wat do?
User avatar #115294 to #115293 - tombobbusama (02/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #115295 to #115294 - tombobbusama (02/04/2014) [-]
I tried resending the text. See if they call me back again.
User avatar #115328 to #115295 - adrilazzaro (02/05/2014) [-]
hwo;d it go?
User avatar #115341 to #115328 - tombobbusama (02/05/2014) [-]
They called me back. I told my story.

Unfortunately, I didnt anticipate just how beta the story actually sounded, and how spaghetti I was.
Halfway through, my voice closed up, I panicked, and nearly hung up mid-call.

It probably would've gone better had I had done that.

I might just call back in today if its not too late and say a better story.
User avatar #115291 - arsenymous (02/04/2014) [-]
Hey I need reasons to oppose stem cell research for an assignment... I can't think of any. Any ideas?
User avatar #115329 to #115291 - delphine (02/05/2014) [-]
It's expensive? That's the only thing I can think of. Other than that, not a damn thing.

I'm pretty prolife (from a nonreligious perspective, but that's a whole different bag of apples), but you can find stem cells in other places too as a counter for people who do believe that a fetus is a life. It really does need more research money.
User avatar #115323 to #115291 - kegget (02/05/2014) [-]
Without stem cells children die and people find that funny.

There's really not anything you could say against them.
User avatar #115301 to #115291 - derpityhurr (02/04/2014) [-]
The fact that so much money is being spent on it or something else about it?
User avatar #115296 to #115291 - misticalz (02/04/2014) [-]
"I'm a white religious mother who hates the advancement of science to better our future and health"
User avatar #115297 to #115296 - arsenymous (02/04/2014) [-]
I know it's hard to argue against.
User avatar #115299 to #115297 - misticalz (02/04/2014) [-]
I really can't think of any thing. sorry m8
User avatar #115276 - melkevegen (02/04/2014) [-]
is there a way to find out who called me?
the nr is from UK and i don't live there
so... is there a site that i can use for searching for numbers?
#115306 to #115276 - anonymous (02/05/2014) [-]
if it was a landline you can probably google it, i'm from UK, so give me the number (if it was landline) and i'll tell you where they are
#115289 to #115276 - anonymous (02/04/2014) [-]
Call the number back.
From a friend's phone. Not yours.
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