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#130856 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 254** if it's trips, im gonna jump of the window
User avatar #130866 to #130856 - yologdog (05/02/2014) [-]
**yologdog rolls 034** If trips jump out the window.
User avatar #130867 to #130866 - yologdog (05/02/2014) [-]
We tried buddy.

Unfortunately you live another day.
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User avatar #130832 - stringfingerable (05/02/2014) [-]
Guys, I began to like the girl who has rejected me once already. How do I deal with this? It's kinda depressing. Sorta.
User avatar #131012 to #130832 - nomnombabiesnom (05/02/2014) [-]
know the feeling buddy..
User avatar #130989 to #130832 - adviceguy (05/02/2014) [-]
Move on. If you want her to remain your friend awesome but her feelings aren't going to change no matter how hard you try.
#130914 to #130832 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
She doesn't like you the same way you like her, there is not a lot you can do about that.

Just move on.
#130871 to #130832 - dehumanizer (05/02/2014) [-]
cut all contact, dont stay in the friendzone, it will only harm you and she will never really reply to your feelings
User avatar #130833 to #130832 - iridium (05/02/2014) [-]
Did she say why she rejected you? Also, why did you ask her before if you didn't like her before? You could try asking again.

Otherwise I would advise you just forget about it. Feelings are hard to get rid of, but they go away sufficiently enough once you work at it enough. Try doing stuff you enjoy to get your mind off of her. Spend more time with your friends and family, people who don't reject you (ideally). And just remember man, this isn't the end of the people you will develop feelings for. For most people, several come and go throughout their lives, and there's no sense dwelling on the past, because you'll find someone in your future whom you feel feelings for soon enough.

I really need to save a document of appropriate responses for these questions, this is probably in the Top 10 most frequented questions people bring here. Not that it's your fault, so don't worry about it.
User avatar #130837 to #130833 - stringfingerable (05/02/2014) [-]
She told me that she feels that it was sweet of me but said that she thinks that we should stay friends. And I did ask her when I did like her. But I see what you mean. Thanks man.
User avatar #130838 to #130837 - iridium (05/02/2014) [-]
Ah, the good old "I don't wanna/can't date you but I don't wanna hurt your feelings" rejection. Don't worry too much man, a lot of people get rejected, it's a fact of romance.
User avatar #130817 - ugottanked (05/02/2014) [-]
How do i fix my growing apathy for school now that its the last 30 days of highschool for me? i want to make my B's all A's but its like i have 0 motivation now.
#130872 to #130817 - dehumanizer (05/02/2014) [-]
you're supposed to be apathetic all year and only start caring the last month, you dun goofed boy
User avatar #130821 to #130817 - cronos (05/02/2014) [-]
It's just a case of senioritis. Happens to most students towards the end of the school year. Just try and stay motivated. Remember, you've come this far. There's no reason for you to just give up now.
User avatar #130822 to #130821 - ugottanked (05/02/2014) [-]
Thats true

but i mean shit i have two tests tomorrow and i had all day today to study for em, but nope, decided to go on FJ
User avatar #130829 to #130822 - awesomerninjathing (05/02/2014) [-]
failing sucks more than studying
User avatar #130823 to #130822 - cronos (05/02/2014) [-]
It's just a human thing. When given a choice between instant gratification versus delayed, most will choose the instant. Here your choice was get some good laughs in NOW or get some good laughs in LATER. Don't stress the tests. Try to get in at least 20 minutes of studying, and you'll be fine.
User avatar #130824 to #130823 - ugottanked (05/02/2014) [-]
yeah i guess youre right

thanks for the advice
User avatar #130825 to #130824 - cronos (05/02/2014) [-]
Good luck on those tests!
#130816 - iamthepapercut (05/02/2014) [-]
I feel like this is the right board to ask

If you found out someone you'd been dating was into bestiality and had actually acted on it, like fucked a dog or something, how would you react
User avatar #130915 to #130816 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
This question really sounds like a "I fucked my dog and want to tell somebody, but I dont want to be judged so I will phrase it as a question" type of question.

I am really not into bestiality, it takes a really deviant as in deviated from the baseline person to be sexually aroused experiencing the drive and desire to reproduce by something that is nonhuman something they can never reproduce with . To me it indicates a severe flaw in the thought process of a person that they think copulating with an animal was desirable. If I were dating somebody would told me that, I would not be dating them.
User avatar #130946 to #130915 - iamthepapercut (05/02/2014) [-]
Well if you really want to know, yeah I have fucked my dog. I'm not scared to admit it. Though it's beside the point since I was mostly doing this to test how many people would be okay with finding out their partner was into it and had acted on it. Long story short I found a girl who was okay with it when I told her, but I fucked things up with her completely unrelated to this fetish . I'm looking to know what, roughly, are the chances of finding someone else like that and she fits the demographic for this site.

Also I disagree with your reasoning there. No animal wants to have sex to reproduce, they are not aware that sex causes offspring. They are simply compelled to do so because, for obvious reasons, that compulsion greatly raises their overall fitness. However, as with every trait, there can be deviations from the norm, thus things like homosexuality happen. Personally I believe zoophilia is in the same category.
#130875 to #130816 - Spikeydeath (05/02/2014) [-]
Well...thats interesting. I find it okay myself just for the sheer fact...wait she actually fucked a dog? Yeah no...I am out.
#130868 to #130816 - minutes ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
I really wouldn't care. As long as she isn't weird or wants to do it again.
#130857 to #130816 - ipostcp (05/02/2014) [-]
I don't think I would. A person like that probably has a lot of mental issues.
User avatar #130945 to #130857 - iamthepapercut (05/02/2014) [-]
That's untrue
User avatar #130852 to #130816 - rakuraimasuta (05/02/2014) [-]
That's just disgusting
Personally I would never date anyone who has had sex with an animal
#131242 to #130852 - anonymous (05/04/2014) [-]
Dating your dad would be wrong hueuheuheuheuhreretgmjrphktrphj
User avatar #130831 to #130816 - iridium (05/02/2014) [-]
As far as I'm concerned, having a fetish for weird stuff like that is harmless until you act upon it. Having sex with an animal is non-consensual, the animal cannot give consent. I won't call it abuse, but I really would rather not associate myself with an actual zoophile. That's where I draw the line.
User avatar #130861 to #130831 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
what if a male dog fucks a human?
User avatar #130933 to #130861 - iridium (05/02/2014) [-]
Like I said, I won't call it abuse...but that shit still crosses the line for me.
#130844 to #130831 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
if you won't, I'll call it abuse
User avatar #130834 to #130831 - iamthepapercut (05/02/2014) [-]
At risk of starting an argument, I'm still iffy on the consent part to be honest

Like the whole deal with it is that animals can't give informed consent, which basically means they can't consent while knowing the possible future consequences, but that's only because they are literally incapable of doing so. Opponents of it are applying a human exclusive characteristic to a non-human thing then criticizing it when they don't qualify.
User avatar #130846 to #130834 - womanexplain (05/02/2014) [-]
Children are incapable of giving consent, does that mean having sex with them is ok too?
User avatar #130944 to #130846 - iamthepapercut (05/02/2014) [-]
You fucking dumb ass

I said that animals can consent to something, as in doing it willingly. What they can't give is informed consent which is a different thing
User avatar #130947 to #130944 - womanexplain (05/02/2014) [-]
'animals can consent to something, as in doing it willingly. What they can't give is informed consent which is a different thing' Same thing for kids, If a trusted adult tells a kid to do something, they'll do it willingly, however what they would be doing is not informed consent. Your language is foul and your point isn't any more valid.
Besides think about what it is you're arguing for, you're arguing for people to be able to have sex with animals... Why?
User avatar #130950 to #130947 - iamthepapercut (05/02/2014) [-]
You do realize we are literally saying the same things right?

My whole point is that no dog, mature or not, can ever give informed consent. Period. A human child however, is simply not mature enough to. I'm saying that true informed consent should not apply to anything but humans since it is solely a human capability, at least in this case. And just btw, I'm not okay with bestiality involving immature animals.

I know what I'm arguing for. I'm simply doing it because that's my opinion on it.
User avatar #130951 to #130950 - womanexplain (05/02/2014) [-]
What do you consider a mature animal?
User avatar #130952 to #130951 - iamthepapercut (05/02/2014) [-]
What do you think, an adult animal. Not necessarily sexually mature, but adult. There's plenty of information about when various animals mature.
User avatar #130953 to #130952 - womanexplain (05/02/2014) [-]
So you think that an adult animal is ok to have sex with?
User avatar #131044 to #130953 - iamthepapercut (05/03/2014) [-]
In a similar way that it's okay to have sex with an adult human

That is to say it's not inherently harmful or forced, and consent is present to the extent that it can be given. Yes.
User avatar #131113 to #131044 - womanexplain (05/03/2014) [-]
Well then there's my point, this conversation is over..
User avatar #131137 to #131113 - iamthepapercut (05/03/2014) [-]
Whatever mot

Still not sure where you stand on this
User avatar #130948 to #130947 - womanexplain (05/02/2014) [-]
So yeah, not different.
User avatar #130836 to #130834 - iridium (05/02/2014) [-]
Yes but it is a living thing that does feel emotions. It doesn't really have a say in the matter, but it still goes through with the matter.

There is a bit of iffiness when it comes to whether or not it is actually hurting the animal, but I still believe sex should be a consentual thing. I know that sex in the animal kingdom is different than that, but when it comes to what humans have sex with, to me it should be something that is either inanimate (and thus feels nothing) or someone or something that can reasonably give informed consent.
User avatar #130839 to #130836 - newvein (05/02/2014) [-]
You don't think animals are capable of experiencing emotions?
User avatar #130841 to #130839 - iridium (05/02/2014) [-]
I just said with the first line that an animal is a living thing that can feel emotions.
User avatar #130842 to #130841 - newvein (05/02/2014) [-]
Disregard, for I am drunk
User avatar #130830 to #130816 - marinepenguin (05/02/2014) [-]
Well I honestly wouldn't mind if one of my friends was into that stuff.

But I can't imagine dating a girl who did that. Imagining another penis in my current girlfriend is shitty enough and she's been with a lot of guys. I can't even think about what I'd do if I learned she fucked a dog. I'd definitely break up with her.
User avatar #130826 to #130816 - makotoitou (05/02/2014) [-]
gangbang the dog
#130819 to #130816 - darthbrofist (05/02/2014) [-]
Well, How do you think of that act? If you don't think badly upon it, fine. If you do, try talking it out with the person. Explain to them that it could be unsafe, or illegal depending on where you live. (Most places it is, I think). Just ask you how you feel.
User avatar #130827 to #130819 - iamthepapercut (05/02/2014) [-]
No, I want to know how YOU people feel about it
#130807 - samxdaxman (05/02/2014) [-]
I have 3 questions that are completely unrelated. One is for a short story idea, one is for SAT prep and one I'm just curious about.   
   
-Theoretically, would it be possible for someone's brain/body/nerves to be damaged in a way that would result in a permanent smile?   
   
-When would I use "who" and "whom" (or whomever, whoever, etc.)? I've always been confused by this.   
   
-Did Batman ever find the criminal who killed his parents?
I have 3 questions that are completely unrelated. One is for a short story idea, one is for SAT prep and one I'm just curious about.

-Theoretically, would it be possible for someone's brain/body/nerves to be damaged in a way that would result in a permanent smile?

-When would I use "who" and "whom" (or whomever, whoever, etc.)? I've always been confused by this.

-Did Batman ever find the criminal who killed his parents?
User avatar #130808 to #130807 - cronos (05/02/2014) [-]
Yes.
Use He and Him to answer the question. If it ends with "M," then it's whom.
Yes. Joe Chill.
User avatar #130814 to #130808 - samxdaxman (05/02/2014) [-]
-any idea of how that would happen? Like brain damage, or nervous system damage or what?
-thanks for that
-i don't believe you, but I now realize I could've easily googled it.
User avatar #130820 to #130814 - cronos (05/02/2014) [-]
2 ways i know of are rigor mortis, your muscles tighten and shit. Second way is a stroke. Blood stops flowing to part of your brain and it's no longer capable of performing certain functions.

Short answer: Brain Damage
User avatar #130859 to #130820 - samxdaxman (05/02/2014) [-]
So a stroke could leave someone like that? Awesome, thanks.
User avatar #130815 to #130814 - samxdaxman (05/02/2014) [-]
Oh shit, his name really is Joe chill... Sorry for doubting you dude.
#130802 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
Hey guys, finally working up the courage to ask someone for help on this. Any advice is appreciated.
So, I have at least a medium general anxiety disorder, at worst a small general anxiety and pretty big social anxiety disorder. I can't even ask the clerk at the grocery store where they moved the eggs without rehearsing the dialogue in my head for 5 min and then getting an adrenalin rush walking up to the person, not even going to talk about the shaking arms, legs, and extreme sweating going on.
My sister was recently diagnosed with general anxiety disorder and is on medication; she was diagnosed through her university's medical aid thing.
To big to post in just one comment.
#130804 to #130802 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
I've tried to talk about it to people, but I can't. I physically can't. The three times I've managed to bring it up with my parents, they just shrug it off/yell that anxiety is an emotion and that it can't inhibit my life and that it's all my fault these things are happening. I live at home, still in highschool, will be graduating 2015, and I can't go see a doctor myself.
Went on a retreat a few weeks ago, Kairos retreat to any other fellow Jesuit alumni, and that's when I finally worked up the courage to mention it to others. Yeah, they're supportive, but words can't describe how I felt when I told them. It felt like chest was being compressed, my knees were knocking together, my hands/ face/back/armpits were sweating, and I just wanted to run off down the hill we were at.
Finals are coming up, I hope I study for those this year.

User avatar #130805 to #130804 - dosburritos (05/02/2014) [-]
I can't study for them. If I study, I get crushed by this overwhelming sense of doom and dread. I avoid that playing video games. So many videogames. And My Little Pony. I know it's kinda stupid, I got into it my freshman year. I watched two seasons instead of studying for finals. I think I'm so attracted to the idea that all your problems can be solved with just a song, a few jokes, and a letter to Celestia.
Oh God, my hands are shaking just typing this. I had to stop and go set this to post as anon because I can't post as my profile. Wow, I exceeded the character limit. Sorry, this is the first time I've told the whole thing to anybody. Well, almost the whole thing. There are still some things that I know I will take to my grave.
User avatar #130806 to #130805 - dosburritos (05/02/2014) [-]
Fuck it. To much work and I kept forgetting to set to anon. Well, there goes that. I just hope no one I know in real life sees this. That would literally kill me.
User avatar #130811 to #130806 - qwertyjr (05/02/2014) [-]
Lemme put my two cents in real quick bro
1. Talk to your doctor. Sorta obvious but talk to a licensed proffession on how to deal with these problems.
2.Tell your parents. Your parents outta know about your mental health, they'll be more supportive than anyone else. Sure it'll be difficult telling them, but it will be a one time thing and you and your parents will most likely be relieved once they know about the situation.
3. Talk to your sister. She's going thru similar problems you are. Plus she is your sister. You can trust her. This will probably ease your mind a bit.
These are just suggestions on assumptions on that you haven't talked to a doctor and have a stable family relationship. I'm also not in the same shoes as you so I'm speaking thru this on my perspective. All in all, relax. You're young. You've a good long life ahead. If you make a mistake, you make a mistake. Don't tread on it and don't have fear on making one. And on the MLP thing, don't worry everyone does something geeky/nerdy. I watch anime. So do my friends. I know a guy who lives in a fraternity and watches mlp. We all live eventful lives. Things will keep working out if you keep pushing bro. You can overcome this and you one day will.
User avatar #130813 to #130811 - dosburritos (05/02/2014) [-]
I will bring it up with my doctor. I got a birthday coming up this summer, so when we go for my visit I'll ask him. Probably when my mom's out of the room.
User avatar #130812 to #130811 - dosburritos (05/02/2014) [-]
I have told my parents. I explained to my mom and she just said that my generation relies to much on medications to run away from simple problems that we can just get over. I'm not joking. She actually said that. It took my sister (same one, I have 3) failing all of her classes to make them realize that ADHD was not something you just "get over".
User avatar #130809 to #130806 - cronos (05/02/2014) [-]
Find something that helps relieve your anxiety. You mentioned Ponies a couple of times there. As childish as it may sound, in a situation where you don't know what to do, or how to handle it, think about what they would do. (You think Pinkie Pie would back down from some cashier? Hell no. She'd bounce right up there and confidently buy those fucking cupcakes.)

Anxiety is a bitch, and it can be quite the stopping force. Don't be afraid to talk to people, even if it's just over the internet, it's nice to have someone to talk to. Just try and stay calm. Literally be cool, it helps. It's alright to take a step back if something's overwhelming you, but don't run. Eventually running will become your body's goto response and you will be worse off. Don't let school drag you down either. High school is seriously, (so freaking serious studies have proven this shit) one of the most stressful things to do to students. Don't let it get to you.
User avatar #130810 to #130809 - dosburritos (05/02/2014) [-]
Thanks for the advice. I know it's all stupid and irrational. But knowing that just it makes it so much worse.
High school. Not a normal high school, a college prep where tuition is $15,000 a year for freshman. We use actual college textbooks. My anatomy teacher was surprised when we used the same book he got his undergrad. And then my parents think that failing school is getting one D. Seriously, I bring home A's and B's and they think that I'm slacking off. It's complete bullshit.
Sorry for ranting at you. I can't do this IRL. Even thinking about talking to strangers or talking about personal subjects gives me an adrenaline rush. I don't know what I'm going to do when I have to recite my poem next tuesday,
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User avatar #130769 - kidddraco (05/01/2014) [-]
So guys, here is my story, help me find a reason to let it carry on. In the last 4 months I have totaled my grandma's truck, gotten fired from a job I was doing very well at because the owner didn't like me personally, been arrested for a felony charge, spent 3 weeks in jail, saw a man get raped, was then threatened with rape myself, got bailed out for $1000 that I have to pay back, while paying for the truck, my food, rent, and monthly payments of $137 so that I don't have to go back to jail unless they decide I need to do more time for a bullshit intent to distribute marijuana charge, and I have an incredibly annoying job I hate that requires me to work overnights and I can only work 28 hours a week or else I'll get fired. Before all of this I lived in a different state with my mom and her new husband, they both got drunk and came home fighting almost every night. Some nights were so bad that I would stand outside their door with a kitchen knife just in case my stepdad tried to hurt my mom again. Because of this I almost never got any sleep at nights and I suffered in school because of that. My only friends at this time were a bunch of stoners I knew through my stepbrother (he didn't like his dad much either) which led me to be one. Anyways after about 2 years of this I had to move in with my grandma, and my mom fucked up a lot of things making it impossible for me to finish highschool when I moved. Now I have no friends who still talk to me and spend almost all my free time watching anime. I know the only one who'd really be affected if I were to die would be my grandma, but she doesn't have too much longer herself. And I only got arrested because my dumb ass friend pulled into a strangers driveway blasting loud music and when the cops came, he got out the car with the pipe in his hand and immediately told the cops that we were smoking weed. My life has been beyond fucked up so far and I only turned 18 a few months ago. Why should I believe it will improve?
User avatar #130818 to #130769 - ugottanked (05/02/2014) [-]
Because you are only 18.

sure, people have their good times, people have their bad, people have times that are just terrible. you have your entire life ahead of you, you have PLENTY of years to become the person you want to be.

"you gotta have a little sadness every once in a while to know when the good times are coming. im waiting on the good times." -Bob Ross

User avatar #130801 to #130769 - gandaalf (05/02/2014) [-]
if you really are suicidal then do some crazy fun dangerous shit since you no longer value your life
#130794 to #130769 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
you mean to tell me you have never had a happy time in life? Just because times are bad right now doesn't mean they will be forever. Now if you really hate your life that much, then run away and make a new one, hitch hike, beg, run, whatever till you find that you have a life you like. What do you want from life? to be rich, love, to help people, to hurt people, no people, books, nature, cites, what? tell me
#130781 to #130769 - saltybanana (05/02/2014) [-]
Mr. Muthaphacka is in dahhh house with a big dick for yo mouuuth!!   
   
FIRST! fuck that friend of yours man, if youre still hangout with that good for nothing trash, you'll keep on getting into trouble hombre!   
SECOND! you're fucking 18 now man gotta get you're shit together, stop smoking the devils lettuce homie, they call it dope for a reason.   
THIRD! you need to put your self first in anything in life man, dont put yo momma, yo gran-mamma, fuck even your girlfriend if you get one  on a pedestal, except for your self and your dreams!![spoiler] what i mean dreams like school, work, career etc[spoiler]    
   
TLR stop smoking weed, finish paying off that stupid incident that happend, granma too old for a new car. she probably wants you to move ahead.   
   
thers always the army too man, but thats just my advice
Mr. Muthaphacka is in dahhh house with a big dick for yo mouuuth!!

FIRST! fuck that friend of yours man, if youre still hangout with that good for nothing trash, you'll keep on getting into trouble hombre!
SECOND! you're fucking 18 now man gotta get you're shit together, stop smoking the devils lettuce homie, they call it dope for a reason.
THIRD! you need to put your self first in anything in life man, dont put yo momma, yo gran-mamma, fuck even your girlfriend if you get one on a pedestal, except for your self and your dreams!![spoiler] what i mean dreams like school, work, career etc[spoiler]

TLR stop smoking weed, finish paying off that stupid incident that happend, granma too old for a new car. she probably wants you to move ahead.

thers always the army too man, but thats just my advice
User avatar #130862 to #130781 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
im sorry but this was playing as i scrolled down to this picture
youtu.be/-0Q0_xE-djg?t=7m57s
User avatar #130785 to #130781 - kidddraco (05/02/2014) [-]
I did a lot of research before I ever started smoking man, I knew what i was getting into, even if I don't do it anymore, and I don't hang out with that asshole anymore. My grandma still needs me to pay the extra insurance though.
User avatar #130779 to #130769 - cronos (05/02/2014) [-]
Alright lil nigga here's what you've got to do. It's going to be a little tricky, but i assure you it'll work. There will be huge consequences, but it's the only real way to protect yourself and any chance of a future you've got.

Get. The. Fuck. Out. Of. There. asap!

I want you to pack your shit and go as far as you can. If anyone ever truly cared for you, they'd be the ones trying to help you right now. Me, you don't know me, but i fucking care about you. I want you to grow up and be able to look back and say to yourself, "I made it. I did this." Clear your debts and leave behind your Stoner friends (Fuck those guys. You can find more anymore. Seriously). Detach yourself from your family, too. They've been poison on you. After you've escaped. Reinvent yourself. Become a new you. Be the man, or woman, you've always wanted to be. Work hard and let nothing stop you. Believe in yourself, son, because i believe in you. You're still young. You still have a chance. Don't let them take it away.
User avatar #130786 to #130779 - kidddraco (05/02/2014) [-]
I want to, I want to so bad, but I have no where to go and every time I think about it, I just feel guilty. My grandma needs me, and she is the only one who has ever been there for me when shit got real. She was more involved in raising me than my mom and even now she can barely afford to keep a roof over our heads. She barely managed now and that's only with my hope, but at this point now, I can't keep going like this for much longer.
User avatar #130796 to #130786 - cronos (05/02/2014) [-]
I understand you feel obligated to be there for your grandmother after all she's done for you. Just remember that the greatest gift you could ever give to her, is your happiness She wants you to be happy. She wants you to succeed. If you have to stay for her, it's understandable, but don't let that be what keeps you there forever. I've got something for you to do.

Tomorrow morning, (Or mid afternoon if that's when you wake up. I'm not judging) I want you to take a long hot shower and think about what you want to do. Maybe you want to be a comedian, or make video games. Maybe you want to own a restaurant. Or maybe you want to jacked jacked as fuck and luck like mutha-fuckin' Dwayne Johnson (The Rock). Whatever you want. Don't think about anything that could stop you (Note:Nothing can as long as you believe). Hop out of the shower. Stand tall and look in the mirror and tell yourself "I am going to do it. I will succeed. I'm going to get better." Do this everyday until you've finally made it. The world is yours, kid. Just go out there and take it, a little bit a time. Go find a new job with more reasonable hours (Even if you have to bite your pride, anything's better than a job where you're constantly at risk+shitty hours), get rid of the poison in your life (you know the ones), and start smiling more. Oh and don't forget to wear sunscreen.

I'm going to check up on you some time later, and if you're not on your way to bettering your life, i'm giving you one right across the jaw. If you can't do it for yourself. Do it for Grandma. Make her proud.
#130797 to #130796 - kidddraco (05/02/2014) [-]
That is actually really inspiring and comforting, you've given me some hope kind stranger.
That is actually really inspiring and comforting, you've given me some hope kind stranger.
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User avatar #130798 to #130797 - cronos (05/02/2014) [-]
Live. Be happy, kid. That's all the thanks i need.
#130795 to #130786 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
If she really matters that much then think about how much your death would hurt her. if she doesn't matter enough to stop you then you can go anywhere, take your money and get a bus to mexico or canada, you dont have a passport then be an illegal immigrant, or go to a new city with a new name, the world is your oyster because if you want to die you can do anything, just think is this really worse than death
User avatar #130783 to #130779 - jeezloxxy (05/02/2014) [-]
That guy has the advice I could not bring myself to put into words. Listen to that nigga, he knows what he's talking.
User avatar #130724 - thejusticar (05/01/2014) [-]
hey guys i hate my life and i feel like killing my self daily, but i dont wanna kill myself, anyway to make my life better?
User avatar #130784 to #130724 - thumbsdenied (05/02/2014) [-]
start building "pillars" around yourself, these pillars are things that you have a need to hold onto like a family, things you love, pets, friends etc.
anything that makes you feel good and usefull.

ive been depressed for 5years and got so stressed from anxiety that only emotions i had left were anger and sadness, ive been so misarable, got so bad that i never went to school, and finaly i just asked for a sick leave. got half a year for myself, were i didnt have to be stressed out from either being at school or the guilt trip from not going to school. and with the me time i got time to gather myself, got shit done and started getting happier.

im still building pillars around me, and had a very rough spot where pretty much the last pillar that was holding me up was being hammered down, the pillar being my mom being diagnosed with cancer, luckily it was found in very early, and she is completely fine with just a 2% of it ever returning.

User avatar #130756 to #130724 - makotoitou (05/01/2014) [-]
eat nails
User avatar #130759 to #130756 - thejusticar (05/01/2014) [-]
already tried
User avatar #130770 to #130759 - advicedude (05/01/2014) [-]
without any milk.
User avatar #130754 to #130724 - elochai (05/01/2014) [-]
live...dangerously
User avatar #130760 to #130754 - thejusticar (05/01/2014) [-]
already do
User avatar #130764 to #130760 - elochai (05/01/2014) [-]
like how? drive fast? smoke weed, cigs, and drink alcohol often enough?
or maybe you need to distract yourself like getting lost in a book for a few hours
User avatar #130766 to #130764 - thejusticar (05/01/2014) [-]
drink ,
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User avatar #130730 to #130724 - cronos (05/01/2014) [-]
Do things that are better for yourself. Given that you really haven't told us much about yourself, there's not much i can advise other than this:
-Try something new every chance you get.
-Eat healthy, your body will thank you for this. You'll have more energy and a bit more of a drive to keep moving.
-Get artistic. I write stories, and i draw every time i feel like there's nothing for me to do. Stay occupied. Just keep doing thing
-If there was someone you ever wanted to be, be them. Don't give up on your dreams. You'll only go as far as you can dream.
-Don't let anyone ever control your life. Not family, not a lover, or even a job. You're in this for you.
-Smile more. Even if you don't mean it, smiling will actually make you feel better over time.
-Make friends. Even if you don't know anyone in real life, try and meet people over the internet.

Be Happy, kid. That's all i can do for you. Keep on.
User avatar #130735 to #130730 - thejusticar (05/01/2014) [-]
yeah ive tried that shit and it doesn't work
User avatar #130736 to #130735 - cronos (05/01/2014) [-]
Well. What's bringin' you down, man?
User avatar #130758 to #130736 - thejusticar (05/01/2014) [-]
lots of shit
User avatar #130772 to #130758 - cronos (05/02/2014) [-]
Like what? Just saying "Everything is bumming me out," isn't going to get you any help. What is it about those things that bums you out? Does you dad beat you? Did you accidentally molest your grandmother? Is your cousin dead from a drunken car accident? Are you just not satisfied with how boring your life's turned out? Are you worried you'll never amount to anything? Is your teacher bullying you and you can't do anything to stop it because she's your mom? Do you suffer from a severe lack of friends? Are you just looking for attention? Do you want us to judge your lifestyle choices and tell you what you're doing wrong?

Look kid. I'm here to help you out. You're young and life is absolutely shit on teenagers. You're not alone.There are millions of people who feel just like you. No matter how shit life get's you're never alone, and it'll never reach a point where it can not get any worse.
#130729 to #130724 - saltybanana (05/01/2014) [-]
fuck you and your gay ass life im kidding    
   
how bout going out and go volunteer?    
if you're in hs it great gets you many units, and if youre attending college volunteer in something you like. like hospitals, boys and girls club, big brother/sister clubs, etc   
   
make some ones else life better IMO
fuck you and your gay ass life im kidding

how bout going out and go volunteer?
if you're in hs it great gets you many units, and if youre attending college volunteer in something you like. like hospitals, boys and girls club, big brother/sister clubs, etc

make some ones else life better IMO
User avatar #130733 to #130729 - thejusticar (05/01/2014) [-]
im a 15 year old high schooler who is home schooled
#130773 to #130733 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
pathetic
User avatar #130737 to #130733 - saltybanana (05/01/2014) [-]
fuck it, dont matter. it looks good in your records. especialy if you wanna get a job too
User avatar #130740 to #130737 - thejusticar (05/01/2014) [-]
and when i try to volunteer they say they have enough people
User avatar #130739 to #130737 - thejusticar (05/01/2014) [-]
speaking of jobs ive apllied for jobs before and i haven't even gotten one call back
User avatar #130742 to #130739 - saltybanana (05/01/2014) [-]
jobs will always be a bitch to get man. take me!
ive been looking for a freaking job since i of 2010, ive made billions of applications.
it takes along time homie

volunteering in the other hand, you can always go online and check youre local city if they have space for you to volunteer you can always ask youre parents too, they might now a place
User avatar #130745 to #130742 - thejusticar (05/01/2014) [-]
there aint shit to volunteer for in oregon city and my church which is making a new building won't lemme help because of the insurence or some shit
User avatar #130748 to #130745 - saltybanana (05/01/2014) [-]
chillax man, fuck the church aint trying to get butt rapper by some old geezer

find a place, where the ladies are at man, maybe your local park host events.
theres gotta be something man
User avatar #130751 to #130748 - thejusticar (05/01/2014) [-]
what local events? oregoncity is old people land. maybe i could get bingo and thats gay as fuck
User avatar #130752 to #130751 - saltybanana (05/01/2014) [-]
get in them granny panties man! im kidding
naggel find something, maybe the next city over?
User avatar #130753 to #130752 - thejusticar (05/01/2014) [-]
well i go to clackamas and sunnyside but i have no money to do anything
User avatar #130762 to #130753 - saltybanana (05/01/2014) [-]
dont need to spend money to have fun, have you tried looking for jobs there?
User avatar #130726 to #130724 - womanexplain (05/01/2014) [-]
Is it alright if I add you as a friend so I can talk to you about this privately? I think it would be more appropriate.
User avatar #130755 to #130726 - elochai (05/01/2014) [-]
ur gonna rp with him aren't you
#130765 to #130763 - elochai (05/01/2014) [-]
I know what kind of people browse this site
User avatar #130768 to #130767 - elochai (05/01/2014) [-]
le smug fuckurself.jpg
User avatar #130714 - thekillerwalrus (05/01/2014) [-]
I plan on taking my driving test tomorrow and I want to know if there is a trick that will help me to remember to check all the mirrors while I'm driving? I keep just looking straight because I forget to check them.
#130734 to #130714 - saltybanana (05/01/2014) [-]
its true if you dont you die hombre!!   
   
well what i did is when i would almost approach a stop id check my mirrors dont check too much, it makes you look all paranoid and the passenger as well   
just be very calm ands stay positive when driving, act as if he/she not there.
its true if you dont you die hombre!!

well what i did is when i would almost approach a stop id check my mirrors dont check too much, it makes you look all paranoid and the passenger as well
just be very calm ands stay positive when driving, act as if he/she not there.
User avatar #130738 to #130734 - thekillerwalrus (05/01/2014) [-]
Like do I need to look every 5m or should I whenever I know I'm about to merge/stop?
User avatar #130741 to #130738 - saltybanana (05/01/2014) [-]
not really, let me give you an example when to look at your mirrors

let say your approaching a stop at in intersection. look at them bitches before you get there. and remember at a stop always look left den right, den left again [spoiler]

also when your on a big street as well, let say he say to move onto the left/right lane. thats when you check you're mirrors as well[spoiler] basically when you move lanes or a approach a stop
User avatar #130743 to #130741 - thekillerwalrus (05/01/2014) [-]
Alright thanks

I just really want to get my license bad
User avatar #130744 to #130743 - saltybanana (05/01/2014) [-]
dont worry it'll be cake!
first time i did it, i was shitting bricks, but i got a cool instructor
hopefully you do too

like i said, just be cool, and calm, like theyre not even there
User avatar #130715 to #130714 - awesomerninjathing (05/01/2014) [-]
if you don't, you die
User avatar #130709 - ThatFatMummy (05/01/2014) [-]
What does TL;DR and TL;DW mean?
I see people say it on here all he time and I have no idea what it's there for
User avatar #130757 to #130709 - elochai (05/01/2014) [-]
google
User avatar #130713 to #130709 - awesomerninjathing (05/01/2014) [-]
too long didnt read/watch
User avatar #130706 - slendermanspenis (05/01/2014) [-]
Hey guys so I recently put a story up to morbid channel unfortunately it was horse shit.. I honestly thought my writing talents have come back but apparently not. I'm trying to write myself a new story one with patience and a lot better (That's what I'm hoping for) I've wrote two paragraphs but now I'm stuck.. Do you guys have anyway to help me? If not then its fine.
User avatar #130774 to #130706 - jeezloxxy (05/02/2014) [-]
What kind of story is it? Can you give more background?
User avatar #130775 to #130774 - slendermanspenis (05/02/2014) [-]
Well its a horror and I haven't thought clearly of the background yet I was more going along with it because that's what got me my grade in English.. If you want I can give you the two paragraphs which are probably shit so you get a better idea.
User avatar #130776 to #130775 - jeezloxxy (05/02/2014) [-]
Sure, give it a go, even though I'm not sure if I can give the greatest advice possible, I'll do my best.
User avatar #130777 to #130776 - slendermanspenis (05/02/2014) [-]
(Okay thanks)

How could you live to see the ones you love taken away before your eyes? I never thought I would watch that but then again, I never thought any of this was possible. Every time I'd lay my head down in my bed I would stare at the ceiling. Every time I'd blink the flashbacks of each killing would haunt my memories, its like my brain had locked the flashbacks in.. Like I couldn't escape. They say your body is a temple and you should treat it well. I call bullshit because every time I try to smile and every time I see myself in the mirror all I see is hell.
I had a family, A wife and two children, we had a big house near the lake just down the road from the other people. The smile she gave me the laughter that would drive me crazy was now... All gone. Let me ask you a question..Would you be able to live with yourself over the things you have seen and couldn't do anything about it especially when it came to the people you thought more about than life itself? I thought not. Now imagine going through that pain everyday for the rest of your life knowing that has been put against your name the look that people would give you, and the torture that you feel deep inside of your heart.. I don't think you'd be able to cope with it because I can't.
User avatar #130778 to #130777 - jeezloxxy (05/02/2014) [-]
It's good, I don't know if you write often or not, but the problem that is with people who have recently started writing seriously, ie problem with words and way of expressing one's thoughts, is non-existent in your case. The thoughts of the narrator flow well and I personally welcomed the non-sophisticated way of speaking. At the end of the day, it really depends on your writing style, though, so suit it the way you feel like it, not the way you think people want you to write.
The beginning of the story is gripping, it's not the most innovative thing there is, but is certainly not boring. It's easy to read and slightly raises the interest in the story itself.
What did you say your problem was? What prevents you from writing further?
User avatar #130782 to #130778 - slendermanspenis (05/02/2014) [-]
And I don't write often the last time I wrote a story or tried was almost 2 years ago.
User avatar #130780 to #130778 - slendermanspenis (05/02/2014) [-]
Well the thing that made me want to stop writing all together is the fact that people would say it was horse shit. It was too repetitive.. And I agree but my self confident's can soon be dropped to a low low level. I don't mean to get emotional but its just how I am. And I also don't have the creativity to have the confidence to finish what I have started, like I can't think of anything else to add to that.. I kind of want to make it a twist at the end but I can't figure out how to structure it so I could draw in my audience and not let them get bored.
User avatar #130787 to #130780 - jeezloxxy (05/02/2014) [-]
I've been writing for 5 years now, but I started writing really seriously about 2 years ago. I realized this is the thing I want to do with my life and no matter what people say, it will be the thing I'm going to continue doing no matter what. You need to understand you are not living for the sake of others, but your own. If you feel good about writing, if you draw pleasure from it, it doesn't matter if people say it's good or bad. Because, like all skills, writing can be upgraded and bettered. At least that's what I've come to learn in the last 2 years. Compared to now, my writing 5 years ago was utter garbage and was not even good enough to wipe my ass off with. Even though my writing right now isn't nearly as good as I'd like it to be, it is getting there. Because that's the thing, if you keep writing, you will eventually get that feeling of writing inside of you. Writing will no longer be something you make yourself do, it will come natural, as if your hand will move by itself.
That whole thing might sound super confusing at first, but I've found it completely true in my life so far. What you MUST do, however, is read. Read, motherfucker, read. You like horror stories? Shit, get all the Steven King books you can muster. I myself am a fantasy fan and I write fantasy as well. Because of that, I read all the time, fantasy book after fantasy book, to get a better feel of how the writing style AND the characters are supposed to feel. The same thing should be in your case. Remember the words of Tyrion Lannister:"The mind needs a book just as much a sword needs a whetstone". Which ultimately will explain why your writing hasn't been on par these past years. If you suddenly stop writing, your skills will eventually die off. As far as I've learned, writing is nothing like riding a bike. If you stop doing it, sooner or later you will forget how to do it.
In short: read book of the genre that you wish to write, and never stop writing. Try to do it as often as possible.
User avatar #130789 to #130787 - slendermanspenis (05/02/2014) [-]
Thank you so much for your help.
User avatar #130790 to #130789 - jeezloxxy (05/02/2014) [-]
Lol it's no big deal. It's a good idea to find someone to read those besides yourself, because your opinion on the thing might be slightly biased, whereas a different person will judge it the way they think it truly is (hopefully they don't try to sugar coat it for you).
But seriously, I cannot stress out enough how important reading and writing often is. If you truly think of doing this seriously, you need to read as much as you can, and take notes of what the book did good and what it did bad. Then try to avoid the mistakes and follow the good things. Plot and characters will definitely be the hardest thing to come up with, and that is why you'll need consistency of creativity. You need an inspiration, whether it be from the real world, or books/movies/tv shows/you name it.
I wish you best of luck. I am not one to compliment without a reason, the first two paragraphs were okay. Not the greatest thing, of course, but certainly not bad.
User avatar #130791 to #130790 - slendermanspenis (05/02/2014) [-]
Thanks I'll visit the local library more often.
User avatar #130792 to #130791 - jeezloxxy (05/02/2014) [-]
Alright man, I'll be hitting the bed since its 4AM in here.
I wish you best of luck with your writing. Hope it turns up.
User avatar #130793 to #130792 - slendermanspenis (05/02/2014) [-]
Good night. And I hope the same for you too.
User avatar #130788 to #130787 - jeezloxxy (05/02/2014) [-]
Also, I don't see why people would tell you your writing sucks. Chances are, they are even worse than you, so why do you care? As far as I've seen from you, for a 2-year span your writing isn't half as bad as it should be.
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#130698 - anonymous (05/01/2014) [-]
Hi guys, I'm looking for a video that I saw quite a while ago here on funnyjunk.
It was of this man saying how he was sexually abused by his teacher when he was younger but he kept saying how "men can't be raped. only women can be raped" but from the look on his face and by his voice you could tell that it happened to him and everything. Anyone know what I'm talking about?
tldr; looking for a video on sexual abuse
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User avatar #130678 - bluzzerstream (05/01/2014) [-]
I really am getting worse and worse in especially physics. It's mainly cause I spend very little time with it avn even if our teacher is really good I really can't work with the way we lear things.


Is there any trustworthy site which offers free lessons in physics?

Thanks
User avatar #130695 to #130687 - bluzzerstream (05/01/2014) [-]
GOD, KHANACADEMY SEEMS PERFECT, WHY HAVE I NEVER FOUND THIS BEFORE??



THANK YPAUOISB
#130694 to #130687 - bluzzerstream (05/01/2014) [-]
I'll look them up.    
   
Thank ya
I'll look them up.

Thank ya
#130677 - yologdog (05/01/2014) [-]
I'm moving to some white ass place called Belair just because I got in a fight.

What do? My moms terrified it will happen again but I don't want to move away from West Phili.

(Pic of me playing with Jazz and the guys)
User avatar #130684 to #130677 - Nameloc (05/01/2014) [-]
Rap.
Act.
User avatar #130669 - zanekin (05/01/2014) [-]
So here is what that situation is

Girl and I go to sleep together every night. Girl and I hold hands, make sexy time, go on dates, we are exclusive, we have both met each others parents, and we tell each other everything.

So we walk like a duck, sound like a duck, and look like a duck but she doesn't want to be called a duck (have a label). Because she is not ready….

She said she wants to just go with it but it makes me uneasy not having the title. How can she not be ready for a relationship when we do everything people in a relationship would do.
User avatar #130717 to #130669 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/01/2014) [-]
Maybe she is playing the field. Maybe there is another guy who she also has feelings for. Or maybe she doesn't want to make a commitment because what she has now is satisfying. Usually sex happens after the relationship is established, since it isn't established and she is still getting some, she is in a good place.
#130670 to #130669 - womanexplain (05/01/2014) [-]
Sit her down and ask her full on why it is that she doesn't want the label, ask her if there's an outside pressure or someone she doesn't want knowing or if she isn't serious about this. Just ask her properly. Nicely of course.
User avatar #130673 to #130670 - ipostcp (05/01/2014) [-]
You're saving every single photo I post aren't you?
#130674 to #130673 - womanexplain (05/01/2014) [-]
Such... Such an insinuation....





Maybe
User avatar #130675 to #130674 - ipostcp (05/01/2014) [-]
Why you...
User avatar #130671 to #130670 - womanexplain (05/01/2014) [-]
She seems serious so ask her what she's scared of
#130662 - anonymous (05/01/2014) [-]
So, I'm pretty sure I'm about to flunk out of college. I have a job that I make okay money at, not one that I want to do forever, but it'll hold for now. I feel like I need to get a degree of some sort, I don't really know what. I honestly just lack a goal and/or the motivation to get there. Not really sure how my parents will take it.

What do?

Possibly important info: I pay for all my own expenses, including school, excluding my car insurance because it was originally my sisters car but registered in my dad's name so yeah.
User avatar #130680 to #130662 - thelizardqueen (05/01/2014) [-]
take a brake and really look deep to see what you want to do or what you want done

you need to fined something to believe in before you can believe in your self
#130681 to #130680 - anonymous (05/01/2014) [-]
If I stop going to school for more than 6 months I have to start paying back the loans I let my parents talk me into taking so that I didn't have to work while at school
User avatar #130685 to #130681 - thelizardqueen (05/01/2014) [-]
I was saying like a day or two
Believe it or not you don't need to look very far for something to believe in
#130686 to #130685 - anonymous (05/01/2014) [-]
would a college just let you restart? my gpa is beyond saving, whatever I decide to do.

Else, I'd have to change schools or something. There's a community/state college thing near me too, but I didn't see any degrees that I think I'd be interested in
User avatar #130688 to #130686 - thelizardqueen (05/01/2014) [-]
I am say forget about college for a moment and ask your self what do you believe in
It is much harder being sad doing something you truly believe in
#130689 to #130688 - anonymous (05/01/2014) [-]
idk. I really love animals. And movies/tv. I really wanted to be like Steve Irwin/Jeff Corwin when I was a kid.
User avatar #130691 to #130689 - thelizardqueen (05/01/2014) [-]
look deeper

why do you love animals?
I love Earth witch means I also care deeply for our future aka our children
#130692 to #130691 - anonymous (05/01/2014) [-]
I just think they're really interesting to watch and be around.
#130835 to #130697 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
I enjoyed these, but I really don't know how that helps me know what to do with my situation
User avatar #130845 to #130835 - thelizardqueen (05/02/2014) [-]
i am not trying to help your situation I am trying to help you
#130849 to #130845 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
I don't really understand..
User avatar #130851 to #130849 - thelizardqueen (05/02/2014) [-]
Be happy my friend for there is much to be happy about
User avatar #130853 to #130851 - pokemonstheshiz (05/02/2014) [-]
but I'm not sure if continuing college is part of what will make me happy or not
User avatar #130855 to #130853 - thelizardqueen (05/02/2014) [-]
Maybe maybe not. All i know is that you should not wast your time in things you dont truly have compassion for Love is all we have find something you love and fight for it
User avatar #130973 to #130855 - pokemonstheshiz (05/02/2014) [-]
or does that seem like too hasty of a move?
User avatar #130968 to #130855 - pokemonstheshiz (05/02/2014) [-]
so, I'm thinking that I might want to transfer to a different school that has an associates in zoo animal tech. then I could get a job at a zoo and/or pursue a higher degree. I think I have the money to pay for at least my first semester, and provided I can transfer from my work to one there I can pay for living expenses.
User avatar #130976 to #130968 - thelizardqueen (05/02/2014) [-]
Sounds cool!
i truly wish you a long and happy life and hope you find peace live long and prosper brother
User avatar #130854 to #130853 - pokemonstheshiz (05/02/2014) [-]
i was anon, btw
User avatar #130850 to #130849 - thelizardqueen (05/02/2014) [-]
Stop trying and you might
User avatar #130696 to #130692 - thelizardqueen (05/01/2014) [-]
Ya that is what i thought at first too
then i started seeing how it is ALL so very connected and how we need each and every one of those creatures alive and you Then you will see how it is simply the Earth that makes every thing the way it is and you will see how bad it hurts at the mercy of the Humans then you see why it is ALL so very special
#130679 to #130662 - anonymous (05/01/2014) [-]
I would seriously appreciate some advise
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