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#47181
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N. Korean citizen (01/06/2013) [-]
Hey guys same anon from funnyjunk.com/advice/45651#45651
update.
Girl I was meant to see didn't turn up,
started texting another girl soon as the year started as part of my resolution to be less beta.
We're getting along well but haven't spoken to her since because my friend i was with sent a text saying "lol XXXXXX fancies you"
She mentioned it and i froze and just said he's drunk and being silly.
Feel lost haven't spoken to any of the 3 of them since. Went on omegle to wash away the sadness. Wat Do advice
update.
Girl I was meant to see didn't turn up,
started texting another girl soon as the year started as part of my resolution to be less beta.
We're getting along well but haven't spoken to her since because my friend i was with sent a text saying "lol XXXXXX fancies you"
She mentioned it and i froze and just said he's drunk and being silly.
Feel lost haven't spoken to any of the 3 of them since. Went on omegle to wash away the sadness. Wat Do advice
#47179
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shavizzle (01/06/2013) [-]
How do you view all of your favorite content without having to go back to your favorites and clicking it?
#47178
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N. Korean citizen (01/06/2013) [-]
hey guys
so theres this guy and he's been my friend for a reeeallyy long time ( im a guy dont worry) i'd consider him to be my best friend
so a new guy came to our school and he lives around also. My best friend has now been addicted to this guy for the time he moved last year. My best friend isn't gay, its just he always tries to make the conversation with him and i feel like he is trying to get ride of me... What do i do?
so theres this guy and he's been my friend for a reeeallyy long time ( im a guy dont worry) i'd consider him to be my best friend
so a new guy came to our school and he lives around also. My best friend has now been addicted to this guy for the time he moved last year. My best friend isn't gay, its just he always tries to make the conversation with him and i feel like he is trying to get ride of me... What do i do?
#47189 to #47178
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gigantustesticulus ONLINE (01/06/2013) [-] delicate situation, your options are to try and get along with the new guy or confront him(your best friend).
but make sure you get a answer cause you don't want to waste your time when you're not wanted.
so when you find out, if you're still buddy's great no harm no foul. but if he for some stupid fuck reason isn't interested get some new bud's or get a girlfriend.
but make sure you get a answer cause you don't want to waste your time when you're not wanted.
so when you find out, if you're still buddy's great no harm no foul. but if he for some stupid fuck reason isn't interested get some new bud's or get a girlfriend.
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N. Korean citizen (01/06/2013) [-]
Okay so there is a group of friends , there's 4 of us the new guy, my "best friend" and another one of my good friends. he talks about things i have no knowledge of, and when i ask to change the subject he comllketley ignores me and goes on with the conversation. And sometimes he sends video links to him and my other good friend then comlpetely left me out. Plus sometimes he went to the movies with them without inviting me... and the 4 of us hang out at school 24/7
#47225 to #47218
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gigantustesticulus ONLINE (01/06/2013) [-] i've been in the situation myself it's harsh and there's no reason behind it.
you're probably best off finding a new group of mates and not showing any emotion to your 'friend'.
seriously all these things such as being left out of activity's and blocked out of conversation will be a thing of the past. use the time between now and finding your new friends to re-invent yourself if that interests you :)
you're probably best off finding a new group of mates and not showing any emotion to your 'friend'.
seriously all these things such as being left out of activity's and blocked out of conversation will be a thing of the past. use the time between now and finding your new friends to re-invent yourself if that interests you :)
#47230 to #47227
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gigantustesticulus ONLINE (01/06/2013) [-] realizing it was a hard pill for me to swallow, but it turned out to be a blessing in disguise.
fuck being popular, the popular kids spend their time building a sweet reputation in school but the second everyone leaves school they have nothing going for themselves.
little trick for shyness:- the saying is 'act confident' right? .
but you're gonna act so confident it won't be called acting it'll actually be confidence! remember nobody's born confident with balls of steel.
also take a look at this: www.wikihow.com/Look-Attractive-(Guys)
fuck being popular, the popular kids spend their time building a sweet reputation in school but the second everyone leaves school they have nothing going for themselves.
little trick for shyness:- the saying is 'act confident' right? .
but you're gonna act so confident it won't be called acting it'll actually be confidence! remember nobody's born confident with balls of steel.
also take a look at this: www.wikihow.com/Look-Attractive-(Guys)
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gigantustesticulus ONLINE (01/06/2013) [-] being/feeling attractive (aka just doing what that link says) will give you confidence
hitting the gym 3/5 time a week is also unbelievably good for building confidence
go out on the weekend with your new found friends and have fun with pretty girls man!
life will be a lot more fun once you get out of this situation :)
hitting the gym 3/5 time a week is also unbelievably good for building confidence
go out on the weekend with your new found friends and have fun with pretty girls man!
life will be a lot more fun once you get out of this situation :)
#47155
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questionman (01/06/2013) [-] My soon to be step sister and I are very close were no more than 15 feet away from each other at any given time she is very touchy feely were two peas in a pod .she is 18 and I'm 14 and recently ive been getting erections when im near her she wont leave my side and we sleep in the same bed (Once i accidently rubbed my boner down her back).but she pushed it off .ive recently should i tell her whats going on or what?she dyes her hair often and shes about my height she walks around the house near naked wearing boxers and a T-shirt should i tell her she gives me a boner?(her personality reminds me of the quest for the holy grail)
#47258 to #47155
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MouldyBananas (01/06/2013) [-] The age gap between you is too big atm for you to even think of entering a relationship with her. In 2-4 years though a relationship would be acceptable.
Just think fat-hairy-girl-in-a-bikini thoughts when you get a boner.
Just think fat-hairy-girl-in-a-bikini thoughts when you get a boner.
#47150
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uncalledforgiraffe (01/06/2013) [-] When you favorite a comment how do you view the comment again? I can't find it in my profile.
#47145
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catzombie (01/05/2013) [-]
Where can I download music quickly and easily? Just got a phone, and i wanna put a bunch of songs in.
#47135
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trolljunkusa (01/05/2013) [-] I felt this was the most appropriate place to put this
For science of course
For science of course
#47115
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shoryuken (01/05/2013) [-] Great classic film to watch that are from the 1950's to the 1970's . Steve Mcqueen in the great escape, bullit, and the getaway were really good.
#47109
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loomiss (01/05/2013) [-] Anyone familiar with editing on Sony Vegas Pro 11? I am having some rendering problems with it. My clips are perfectly fine before rendering but after I render it will only render like 1 or 2 still frames from the entire video and it just like freeze the video it sucks and I really need to figure out how to fix it in order to start my youtube channel..
#47091
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dubslao (01/05/2013) [-] I'm gonna ask again, but I'll trymake this one short. I tend to write my comments on here looong.
So, this girl, my best friend, knows one of my darkest secrets, that only 3 other people know, one of whom is now dead.
It's like everyone knew I was hiding something, so they practically interrogated her because they couldn't get to me.
Her best friend especially asked. They exchanged words like "Give me a hint you know and I'll give you a hint I know" said my best friend.
Then, she called me yesterday crying saying she got into a fight with her closest friend, who is obviously the one interrogating her. She said "I don't want to lose you, too."
I just pieced it together. She doesn't tell him what she knows, she loses him. She tells him what she knows, she loses me. I'm serious. I will not hesitate to tell her "Fuck you" and walk away forever.
How do I handle this?
So, this girl, my best friend, knows one of my darkest secrets, that only 3 other people know, one of whom is now dead.
It's like everyone knew I was hiding something, so they practically interrogated her because they couldn't get to me.
Her best friend especially asked. They exchanged words like "Give me a hint you know and I'll give you a hint I know" said my best friend.
Then, she called me yesterday crying saying she got into a fight with her closest friend, who is obviously the one interrogating her. She said "I don't want to lose you, too."
I just pieced it together. She doesn't tell him what she knows, she loses him. She tells him what she knows, she loses me. I'm serious. I will not hesitate to tell her "Fuck you" and walk away forever.
How do I handle this?
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dubslao (01/05/2013) [-] Well, when I was 13, I was dating this girl. I swear, she was my soul mate.
Then she died in a car crash, and I didn't know how to deal with the pain. I got desperate.
I went on a bender for 15 months, cut myself for 12 months, smoked pot for 14 months, did some crack and heroine and a few shrooms.
Not the proudest time of my life.
Then she died in a car crash, and I didn't know how to deal with the pain. I got desperate.
I went on a bender for 15 months, cut myself for 12 months, smoked pot for 14 months, did some crack and heroine and a few shrooms.
Not the proudest time of my life.
#47130 to #47129
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dubslao (01/05/2013) [-] I know I won, but I don't think my family or school wouldn't think twice about it.
As for beating the shit out of him, he's the girl's best friend, so that's out.
Even if he wasn't her friend, I have 2 offenses, one for fighting and one for skipping a detention.
One more I get a suspension and a 90 day ban from all social activities.
I would be off the soccer team and not able to go to the dance sometime in February.
As for beating the shit out of him, he's the girl's best friend, so that's out.
Even if he wasn't her friend, I have 2 offenses, one for fighting and one for skipping a detention.
One more I get a suspension and a 90 day ban from all social activities.
I would be off the soccer team and not able to go to the dance sometime in February.
#47096 to #47091
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missing (01/05/2013) [-]
your girlfriend already picked in my opinion.
she picked you, by getting into a fight with her best friend she shows that she thinks your secret is more important then her best friend. (which means something)
if i where you i would not walk away from her that easily
she picked you, by getting into a fight with her best friend she shows that she thinks your secret is more important then her best friend. (which means something)
if i where you i would not walk away from her that easily
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dubslao (01/05/2013) [-] I realized she'd actually fight for me, but she's known this guy for years. She's known me for not even 5 months. I hate to say, but she's a weak fuck, too. She'll bend just to make someone happy ((in a non-sexual way) she's doing that whole no premarital sex thing)
She takes all the blame off someone and blames it on herself so they don't feel bad, but she does.
I'm just worried she's going to break and tell him.
Might I add, this secret could completely ruin my home, social and school life?
She takes all the blame off someone and blames it on herself so they don't feel bad, but she does.
I'm just worried she's going to break and tell him.
Might I add, this secret could completely ruin my home, social and school life?
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missing (01/06/2013) [-]
well bending to make somebody happy isn't a bad quality.
also maybe it is a idea to let your gf to tell a fake lie, something in the lines of you doing something embarrassing which can explain a lot why she didn't want to tell it etc. at least you have her best friend out of sight. it may be enough time to try to get everything organized and keep track and the things you don't want to be heard.
also people tend more to tell secrets if you don't know any secrets or if you break up with her.
so if you say FUCK you with a Capital F, she will tell the lie most in the cases.
but if you ruin the relationship by being the bad boyfriend that never does something with her and is more boring then watching grass grow there may be a chance she will break up with you and will forget about you fast.
(also i don't want to break any relationships i am just a random user who gives advice not a therapist)
also maybe it is a idea to let your gf to tell a fake lie, something in the lines of you doing something embarrassing which can explain a lot why she didn't want to tell it etc. at least you have her best friend out of sight. it may be enough time to try to get everything organized and keep track and the things you don't want to be heard.
also people tend more to tell secrets if you don't know any secrets or if you break up with her.
so if you say FUCK you with a Capital F, she will tell the lie most in the cases.
but if you ruin the relationship by being the bad boyfriend that never does something with her and is more boring then watching grass grow there may be a chance she will break up with you and will forget about you fast.
(also i don't want to break any relationships i am just a random user who gives advice not a therapist)
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dubslao (01/06/2013) [-] First, she is not my girlfriend. Just my best friend, and nothing more. I don't have any sort of feelings towards her.
And it's not just a little thing like that, last year, I left school in the middle of the year because I had a complete mental breakdown.
She knows why and now everyone's asking her.
And it's not just a little thing like that, last year, I left school in the middle of the year because I had a complete mental breakdown.
She knows why and now everyone's asking her.
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missing (01/06/2013) [-]
sorry for saying girlfriend i just assumed that without paying much attention to her role between you and her. i still think you should try to silence everybody.
because if nobody asks, nobody will answer.
the best thing you can do in this type of situation is try to make a fake lie. however to make a good fake lie you need to have a great back-up plan and trust me making something believable and waterproof will be hard
because if nobody asks, nobody will answer.
the best thing you can do in this type of situation is try to make a fake lie. however to make a good fake lie you need to have a great back-up plan and trust me making something believable and waterproof will be hard
#47086
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N. Korean citizen (01/05/2013) [-]
I don't feel like me and my girlfriend have changed from when we were just talking as friends. The only thing that has changed is she says she loves me and we can kiss without it being weird. She talks to her guy friends all the time on twitter (twatter) and she just recently asked one of her guy friends for diving lessons. I'm pissed off to be honest. Is it just me being insecure and paranoid? I really do love her and we have great fun when we're together but I just cant shake the feeling that she's going to leave me for one of her friends on twatter.
Also, the guys she talks to are Irish and she's going to Ireland for a week with her family. She's most likely going to see them.
Also, the guys she talks to are Irish and she's going to Ireland for a week with her family. She's most likely going to see them.
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illutvar (01/06/2013) [-] bro, you have every right to be paranoid, but not too paranoid. if you tell her that you are paranoid about her leaving you, and if she loves you back, then hopefully she will give you a solid promise she wont back.
btw, try to make yourrself irresistable. nibble on her ear, try to make her clench her fist on you arm from the feel. if you can make her want you, she wont try shit.
btw, try to make yourrself irresistable. nibble on her ear, try to make her clench her fist on you arm from the feel. if you can make her want you, she wont try shit.
#47083
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hongtonggobblenuts (01/05/2013) [-] What is the best type of Yugioh card deck to create? I'm trying to make a spellcaster sort of deck, deck.
#47072
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tomowrath ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-] Hey guys, people were posting this on some content and I couldnt view it because I didnt purchase like, Funnyjunk gold or something. I looked all over the advice board and nobody said anything about it. Can somebody give a link or something?
PS: This is what all the pictures were showing.
PS: This is what all the pictures were showing.
#47107 to #47072
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MouldyBananas (01/05/2013) [-] FJ Gold let you post porn in the SFW comments without getting banhammered. With an FJ Gold account you no longer have ads, and without the ad companies, it is no longer necessary for it to be SFW therefore you can post porn in the comments. Just tick a box (next to 'post as anonymous') that says 'FJ Gold' to indicate you're commenting with porn and only FJ Gold members will be able to see it.
FJ Gold is only $2 a month, and it's great because you're supporting the site.
I have attached a .gif of naked two lesbians making out as proof.
FJ Gold is only $2 a month, and it's great because you're supporting the site.
I have attached a .gif of naked two lesbians making out as proof.
#47059
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onkii (01/05/2013) [-] ok my friend just introduced me to ThePirateBay. i really want to download sim city 4, but i do not trust what I find on ThePirateBay because i reckon everything on there is full of viruses. so, my question is: where can i find a free download of sim city 4? or, how can i get around the viruses on the PirateBay?
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missing (01/05/2013) [-]
you go to thepiratebay (or pirateproxy.net if it is blocked in your country)
you type what you want (albums,games,movies)
you get mostly a lot of results (40+)
you click on SE (don'' question me, it just means the amount of people who uploaded the whole files so it can be easier and faster to download)
it also is a indication that a lot of people have used it without any problem.
you click on the first file (if that isn't the one you just go to the next link)
when you find the file you have.
also tpb scans most of the files that get uploaded on virusses. so if you don't download any shady you will not find any problems
also mentioning tomowrath
you type what you want (albums,games,movies)
you get mostly a lot of results (40+)
you click on SE (don'' question me, it just means the amount of people who uploaded the whole files so it can be easier and faster to download)
it also is a indication that a lot of people have used it without any problem.
you click on the first file (if that isn't the one you just go to the next link)
when you find the file you have.
also tpb scans most of the files that get uploaded on virusses. so if you don't download any shady you will not find any problems
also mentioning tomowrath
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missing (01/05/2013) [-] you need a file sharing program (i recommend utorrent or bittorent)
just follow the steps i made bellow and you can download the game without having any risks in viruses.
also if you ran into a problem with a .iso file or a file that you can't open just message me.
mentioning tomowrath
just follow the steps i made bellow and you can download the game without having any risks in viruses.
also if you ran into a problem with a .iso file or a file that you can't open just message me.
mentioning tomowrath
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missing (01/06/2013) [-]
no, only 9 a 12% of the people seed a download and only a little of 14% leeches. the other 61-64% downloads without uploading
let's say i would give you the opportunity to play a exclusive card game with me.
however only 8 people may join my card game.
if somebody else makes a fully new card game (seeds)
another 8 people may join
if somebody else makes just a small part of the card game (leeches)
we have only a part of the cards and we can't start a new game yet.
also if you are afraid of viruses just download MSE on your computer, getting a virus afterwards can easily be fixed thanks to MSE that takes immediately action
let's say i would give you the opportunity to play a exclusive card game with me.
however only 8 people may join my card game.
if somebody else makes a fully new card game (seeds)
another 8 people may join
if somebody else makes just a small part of the card game (leeches)
we have only a part of the cards and we can't start a new game yet.
also if you are afraid of viruses just download MSE on your computer, getting a virus afterwards can easily be fixed thanks to MSE that takes immediately action
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tomowrath ONLINE (01/06/2013) [-] Oh, thanks dude. I've been trying to learn this kind of thing for a while now.
Just a few more things. Is there a way to get the utorrent bar off google chrome? My dad is extremely strict when it comes to illegal things, no matter how small :/
He saw the utorrent bar and wanted to kill me, so he uninstalled utorrent and grounded me for a little bit. is there a way to hide it?
Just a few more things. Is there a way to get the utorrent bar off google chrome? My dad is extremely strict when it comes to illegal things, no matter how small :/
He saw the utorrent bar and wanted to kill me, so he uninstalled utorrent and grounded me for a little bit. is there a way to hide it?
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N. Korean citizen (01/05/2013) [-]
If there's a pink or green scull-icon next to the uploaders username there are no viruses. Also, if your anivrus software says there is a virus you can just ignore it. Cracks and keygens often look like viruses. Just make sure to download from a trusted (green scull) uploader.
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JustForTheLulz ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-] Do:
- Be courteous and polite
- Pay for her ticket and snacks
- Be confident
- Talk before and after movie, not during. Some people really hate that.
- Possibly hold her hand/Put your arm around her during movie. Don't force this though.
Do not:
- Let her pay for shit. If she offers tell her you've got it. If she insists insist that she can help pay next time.
- Be awkward. When appropriate, keep conversation going and interesting.
- Stick your junk in the popcorn and wait.
- Be courteous and polite
- Pay for her ticket and snacks
- Be confident
- Talk before and after movie, not during. Some people really hate that.
- Possibly hold her hand/Put your arm around her during movie. Don't force this though.
Do not:
- Let her pay for shit. If she offers tell her you've got it. If she insists insist that she can help pay next time.
- Be awkward. When appropriate, keep conversation going and interesting.
- Stick your junk in the popcorn and wait.
#47056
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ThatGuyWhoTalks (01/05/2013) [-] Hey guys, I had a dream that my ex-girlfriend cheated on me and got pregnant, now I didn't see her cheat on me, but I remember being with her all of the way when she was in labor (in the dream), and when the baby was born I heard that it was somebody else's, and then everybody was happy for her even though she was a cheater, and then she left me and spent the rest of her time with the other guy. This dream pissed me off and made me really sad, I was crying (in the dream) for like the whole time after it happened. I just want to know what this means, and I mean, I've googled it, it could be insecurities, guilt, anxienty, etc. I just want another view on this please.
#47043
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heraske ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-] Hey FunnyJunk, I'm in need of some help on my Driver's Ed Quiz.
The question is: As a 15 year old, who are you allowed to drive with?
There are three answers for it, as for it goes like this for the answer line:
______,___________,________
All that I can think of is a supervising driver, but who would be the other two?
The question is: As a 15 year old, who are you allowed to drive with?
There are three answers for it, as for it goes like this for the answer line:
______,___________,________
All that I can think of is a supervising driver, but who would be the other two?
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heraske ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-] I also asked my other classmate if she found it, she hadn't, and I looked through chapter 1 and 2 of my Drivers Handbook and couldn't find a thing mentioning about who I am allowed to drive with, except for the supervising driver, which is pretty fucking obvious. I don't want to fail because if I fail I have to take the course again for 550$.
#47036
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cowboyking (01/05/2013) [-] I started dating someone over omegle. It's pathetic, I know. I thought it'd be a great idea at first but now I really want out. What do I do?
