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User avatar #153850 - bonerjam ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
Hello FJ friends , what is the most effective antivirus or internet security out there? Please, feel free to use your fancy computer jargans I will understand thank you.
User avatar #153853 to #153850 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/09/2014) [-]
Avast Anti-Virus - www.avast.com/en-us/index
Malbytes Anti-Malware - www.malwarebytes.org/
Microsoft Security Essentials - windows.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/security-essentials-download

I recommend having either Avast or Microsoft Security Essentials and Malbytes.
User avatar #153855 to #153853 - bonerjam ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
what do you think about advanced systemcare? have you heard of that?
User avatar #153856 to #153855 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/09/2014) [-]
It's only good for general things.
It's a jack of all trades but a master of none.

Not an effective anti-virus at all.

Personally, I only use it to scan my hard drives for any bad sectors, because it's quicker than using ChkDsk.
Other than that, when I get a new computer, I am sure to run ASC early on to get Security Defense and Vulnerability Fix to install all important .NET Framework packages.

Pro tip: Never upgrade ASC. It's not worth it.
The only other program IObit has that is worth your time, is DriverBooster.
User avatar #153854 to #153853 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/09/2014) [-]
Steer clear of Norton, AVG, McAffee, etc.
For all intents and purposes, those are viruses.

Once, my parents brought back one of their work computers home. It hadn't an anti-virus in eight years.
Norton would scan, and scan, and scan, for 18+++ hours. It wouldn't show the results, but rather it'd suggest upgrading.
AVG found nothing after 6 hours of scanning.
TrendMicro Anti-Virus was infected, and showed nothing.

Meanwhile, Avast picked up a good 86+ different trojans.
Malbytes picked up on a few malware, and many other trojans that Avast failed to pick up, totaling around 140+ viruses.
The viruses Avast picked up were all different from the ones Malbytes picked up, and vice-versa. All except for 2, of which both picked up.

Then one time my cousin's computer, again went well over 8 years without any anti-virus protection, and years of neglectful use, had over 800 viruses.
Again, Norton, AVG, McAffee, etc couldn't pick up a single virus. Meanwhile Avast and Malbytes got everything.

If you don't want viruses, the safest thing to do is never visit an unknown/ sketchy website without Googling it first, and never download anything that isn't from an official website.
That and use AdBlock. There's tons of malicious advertisements out there. That's the quickest way my friends get viruses on their computers, is through ignorance and neglect of the websites they're visiting and not having AdBlock.

I hate getting the same type of phone call:
"Hey man, so I turned on my computer and it says it was locked by the FBI and I have to pay a $300 fine. What do I do?"
'It's a virus. Get to a system restore point and it'll be fine. And maybe get a real anti-virus while you're at it.'

Happens. Every. Time.
User avatar #153857 to #153854 - bonerjam ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
thanks very informative!
question: I am poor college student so do you think its a good idea that I download maybytes off the torrent sites like piratebay or play it safe and go free with Microsoft Security Essential? And what about getting Avast off the torrent site aswell?
User avatar #153858 to #153857 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/09/2014) [-]
The free versions of Malbytes and Avast do a really great job on their own.
Upgrading only gives useless, additional protection that you probably wouldn't ever really need.

Now if you're really paranoid, you can get COMODO Firewall as well. Although that's just overkill.

Play this safe and get the free versions off of their official websites.
User avatar #153859 to #153858 - bonerjam ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
Thanks man, really appreciate your help!
User avatar #153838 - crazyguyindahood (09/09/2014) [-]
Anyone have advice on how to spice things up? Day to day life is really repetitive and i just need some extra things to do and i can't think of any. (using little to no money)
#153886 to #153838 - saltybanana (09/09/2014) [-]
how bout get you get out of town!!   
just go out more man, you'll meet new friends, and new people when you do. try going hiking, even by yourself. or to the club, movies anywhere but your place. just gota look whats in your town. just go for it is what im saying.
how bout get you get out of town!!

just go out more man, you'll meet new friends, and new people when you do. try going hiking, even by yourself. or to the club, movies anywhere but your place. just gota look whats in your town. just go for it is what im saying.
#153870 to #153838 - dehumanizer ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
partace in active funposting
User avatar #153839 to #153838 - sugoi (09/09/2014) [-]
Play games.
Go clubbing.
Go seal clubbing.
Go walk home a completely different way you normally do.
Go punch a whale.
Go to disney land.
Go help people on Advice board.
User avatar #153828 - thirdjess (09/09/2014) [-]
Hey all, gonna be hanging around for the next few hours while I watch Winter Soldier so ask me all your fem or fem expertise area questions and I'll do my best to answer em.
User avatar #153986 to #153828 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
The Winter Soldier is a great movie
User avatar #153988 to #153986 - thirdjess (09/10/2014) [-]
It is pretty good, yea. Little bit predictable, but what movie isn't these days.
#153889 to #153828 - Absolute Madman (09/09/2014) [-]
how to get a girl from school i dont know (she knows my name n stuff we had a class but we rnt friends) to start talking to me
i know i have to approach her but wut shuld i say when i give her my # to make it go well
User avatar #153989 to #153889 - thirdjess (09/10/2014) [-]
Dude just talk to her. You share a class, start with that. 'Woah, homework from this class is so fucking annoying, I just wanna -blank- this weekend. You got any plans this weekend?'

There's no method for talking to girls nor should there be, because ideally she likes you not some ridiculous dating algorhythm.
#153992 to #153989 - Absolute Madman (09/10/2014) [-]
thts true and we just started a new year and we had a class last year
would it be smart to go up to her and be like i wanna do something sometime and give her my number and try to get hers?
User avatar #153993 to #153992 - thirdjess (09/10/2014) [-]
I mean I would make conversation first instead of just asking her out from point blank.
#153994 to #153993 - Absolute Madman (09/10/2014) [-]
i was thinking about just introducing myself then asking
User avatar #153997 to #153994 - thirdjess (09/10/2014) [-]
Having been asked out that way before, it doesn't go down well.
#153998 to #153997 - Absolute Madman (09/10/2014) [-]
also how would i start a conversation with her? i really like her and would mess up from being so nervous
User avatar #153999 to #153998 - thirdjess (09/10/2014) [-]
Cause it kind of alarming. Like I said, figure out something you have in common and bring that up, your class or a teacher or a friend you have in common. If she wears band shirts and you like the band, or has tv or movie merch and you like the tv or movie.
#154001 to #153999 - Absolute Madman (09/10/2014) [-]
lolshit we dont have any of that
ill try and figure out something i guess
User avatar #154045 to #154001 - thirdjess (09/10/2014) [-]
Good luck!
#153869 to #153828 - dehumanizer ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
Why is one breast usualy larger than the other?
User avatar #153990 to #153869 - thirdjess (09/10/2014) [-]
Well one lung is actually smaller than the other to make room for the heart, so I'm betting it has something to do with that. Generally though, people are not symmetrical. If someone looks perfectly symmetrical it actually creeps us the fuck out. One foot is bigger than the other, one hand has longer fingers. One eye is slightly turned outward more than the other and so on.
#154038 to #153990 - dehumanizer ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
B...but.... why?
User avatar #154047 to #154038 - thirdjess (09/10/2014) [-]
Because when things are too perfect, we view them as unnatural. Like when a robot or animation is too realistic it isn't appealing to watch.
#154067 to #154047 - dehumanizer ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
But why the world is just me. I am real but i dont really exist, it is the +1 and the -1 equals 0. But I AM REAL, so where is my CHIM?
User avatar #154112 to #154067 - thirdjess (09/11/2014) [-]
Is that a quote from something or did you come up with it off of the top of your head?
#154136 to #154112 - dehumanizer ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
I ant gottta explain shit.
User avatar #154161 to #154136 - thirdjess (09/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #153841 to #153828 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/09/2014) [-]
What's a good all-day type of date?
I think my girlfriend and I have off on Saturday, and I want to do something awesome.

Something outside of a massive Netflix marathon.
I mean, Netflix is great, but normally we never know what to watch.

What's a great date and/ or Good and hilarious movies to watch on Netflix?
User avatar #153845 to #153841 - thirdjess (09/09/2014) [-]
It also depends on where you live? Do you have tourist things by you like a zoo or aquarium, do you live in the city or the middle of nowhere? Etc etc.
User avatar #153846 to #153845 - thirdjess (09/09/2014) [-]
And if you do live in the middle of nowhere, take a day trip somewhere nice like the beach if you're into that.. how old are you? You could go visit a brewery or winery, check if they have any tour specials on if that interests you. Theatre? Live music?

ITS VERY SITUATIONAL LMAO sorry I couldn't help more
User avatar #153849 to #153846 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/09/2014) [-]
Ah, and any Theater performances are in D.C.
Any live music performances are typically in Richmond.
User avatar #153848 to #153846 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/09/2014) [-]
I'm 19.
I know it's very situational, but there honestly isn't much here.
You've already opened my eyes to a few possibilities, and I thank you for that.

I mean, going to Richmond or D.C. wouldn't entirely be bad. Well, D.C. would be, but not Richmond.
Fredericksburg is pretty dang small for what it is.
User avatar #153844 to #153841 - thirdjess (09/09/2014) [-]
Depends wholly on the kind of people you are. Stereotypically it'd be something like going to a day time attraction (like the markets), picking up some simple dinner ingrediants and then making dinner together.. if you don't love together already, that is.

But me? Hell, I'm down for a laser tag sesh.
User avatar #153847 to #153844 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/09/2014) [-]
Picking things out for dinner sounds like a fairly cute idea, although we do not live with each other; It's definitely something I'll think about, not a bad idea at all.

Laser tag would be great, but there's no one playing.
Last time I went with friends, it was just us 4 playing. That was on a weekend, too.

I live in Fredericksburg, Virginia.
There's really not much here. This city is mainly for those who work and commute in Richmond/ Washington D.C.
In this town, from what I'm seeing, we have:
A single mall
A place to play laser tag (Although no one really ever plays laser tag now...)
Go Karts
Two movie theaters
A few parks, but none with any trails that last longer than an hour
A convention center/ concert area (Used rarely...)
Smithsonian Museums in D.C. are about a 45 minute drive away, if there isn't much traffic. (There is always lots of traffic and construction going on, though...)
Kings Dominion is a 45 minute drive (Theme park)
Busch Gardens is about an hour and a half drive
Virginia Beach is about a three hour drive away

I know if I look hard enough, I can find a place to take Swing Dancing lessons, although with our schedules I doubt we'd be able to go to all of the classes.
Outside of that, my list is really running dry; She can't come over to my house because I have cats and she's allergic. (I'm living with my parents, so it's not like I have much control over the cats.)
User avatar #153851 to #153847 - thirdjess (09/09/2014) [-]
Haha well you have about as many date options as I do and somehow I still find myself going to the cinema.. have a good weekend!
User avatar #153829 to #153828 - thatnigger (09/09/2014) [-]
How would I go about talking to a girl that puts up walls to stop guys from talking to her? Do I just have to hope I'm worth barging in unannonced and worth giving a chance or should I just look for somebody that's interested from the get go?
User avatar #153830 to #153829 - thirdjess (09/09/2014) [-]
Both. Be brutally honest with her, tell her you're interesting in dating her (which I assume you are) and you'd like to take her out for dinner but if you do, she needs to not play mind games with you. Be dominant. But, you're probably going to get rejected or ignored or both because chance is she doesn't talk to men for a reason.

So give it a shot but in the future maybe keep an eye out for people that are actually interested, or at least can be bothered responding to your conversation.
User avatar #153831 to #153830 - thatnigger (09/09/2014) [-]
This is mostly just hypothetical. I'm kinda shy but that won't get me anywhere because girls don't tend to ask out guys or though it's becoming more common I guess. I don't wanna play games, I understand communication is a huge part of a healthy relationship. I'm just not the dominant type though, I guess I'll have to be sooner or later though. :c

Yea, I think this is the best way to go about it but I don't necessarily think this will always happen. I just wanted to know what I'd do if she didn't seem interested at first.
User avatar #153832 to #153831 - thirdjess (09/09/2014) [-]
If she's anything like me, she has those walls up to knock back the shy guys. You know like I want someone who won't be afraid to put their hand on my waist when we're walking or whatever. If you're shy or anxious or both, it rubs off on your other person and they feel anxious in the relationship.
User avatar #153834 to #153832 - thatnigger (09/09/2014) [-]
Ehhh, yea I'm probably not the type to hold a girls waist in public and get aggressive. I'm probably better off looking for somebody that likes the type of person I am then change myself to suit somebody else.
User avatar #153835 to #153834 - thirdjess (09/09/2014) [-]
Absolutely, and I'm not recommending nor would I ever recommend someone change themselves for a potential relationship as an aside, self confident =/= aggressive. That's just why we do what we do.
User avatar #153836 to #153835 - thatnigger (09/09/2014) [-]
I have confidence in other aspects of myself and if I warm up to somebody I definitely become more comfortable being around them and feel more confident I guess. I'm still quite shy about a lot of things though, is just me I guess. Nothing wrong with having a prefence, if I'm not her type, I'm not her type. I'm resonable about these kind of things no matter how much it sucks to actually hear I guess. Oh well, thanks for the advice. :3
User avatar #153837 to #153836 - thirdjess (09/09/2014) [-]
Good luck in the future!
User avatar #153811 - imanarshole (09/09/2014) [-]
so im a lame ass bastard whos favorite pass-times are watching anime playing video games going to school and being a bit of an asshole(not in the im an asshole cause i dont like you way but in the i just like to be an asshole way) anyway i have no experience with dating/relationships outside of a single one night stand which i have no clue how it even happened since for the most part i am nearly incapable of talking to women it just kinda happened god i hate being a shy guy anyway i kinda want to go out and get into the game and have no clue how to even start i am so gonna be ridiculed for this
User avatar #153860 to #153811 - imanarshole (09/09/2014) [-]
amazing i expecting more trolling
User avatar #153842 to #153811 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/09/2014) [-]
You don't force it, man...
Some advice from a friend of mine:
"... Thing with the first girl is, if something is taken from you, it leaves a hole. The only way to fill up that hole is to replace it with a stronger bond. Many young girls respond to that by constantly forming a new bond. Before the 'comedown' of the current one. (IE constantly chasing the 'rush' of a new love) Once the 'new' wears off, she needs more. It's a wound that's created when you form a bond with someone, and it doesn't go the other way.

... If you're just isolated from your surroundings like most regular people, you'll never know what you're missing...

... I'm not Chad from across the street catching tins of diet coke mowing the lawn. I'm [just some scrawny white kid]. The thing is, such things make no difference in the first place if you have that kind of connection [with someone]...

... Look for that feeling of "too good to be true," The feeling you'd get when a really hot girl gives you her phone number and you think there must be something behind it. Instead of shutting it all out, try being absolutely gullible. Just assume lies do not exist. It'll leave you vulnerable and exposed, but also completely open to anyone truly looking for you and no-one else.

To put it in Youtube terms: "Broadcast yourself"

So in any case, if someone catches you 'off guard;' you won't want to shield yourself from those around you, neither should you shield off yourself. (As in, hold yourself back) If you think "I shouldn't say that" or "That'll just sound weird," just dump it all out; It's like natural selection, anyone that you DON'T scare off right away is nothing if not valuable to know. It's like the "be true to yourself" gag, but take it up a notch. Say it anyway.

Main thing is, try to shine out as much of 'you' as you possibly can. And if anyone at all is drawn in closer by that, you've at least found a valuable friend. You know, the kind that just sticks around without any "expiry" date."
#153818 to #153811 - dehumanizer ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
Just be yourself man.
#153819 to #153818 - fistfireace (09/09/2014) [-]
Real, decent advice from the shit poster fun poster? reference to that one time you called it funposting or whatever.
User avatar #153833 to #153819 - thatnigger (09/09/2014) [-]

He actually helped another time as well. I was shocked too.
User avatar #153873 to #153833 - fistfireace (09/09/2014) [-]
Surprising. Maybe dehumanizer actually does care for us "normies".
User avatar #153874 to #153873 - thatnigger (09/09/2014) [-]
Ehhh, maybe.
#153876 to #153874 - dehumanizer ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
Ye take my advice its free : DDD
User avatar #153877 to #153876 - thatnigger (09/09/2014) [-]
You'd charge if you could though, don't even lie.
#153878 to #153877 - dehumanizer ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
Wrong, I despise money.
#153820 to #153819 - dehumanizer ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
>just bee yourself
>real advice

normies will actually defend this
User avatar #153824 to #153820 - aherorising (09/09/2014) [-]
you genuinely worry and scare me. have you ever seen a psychologist?
#153825 to #153824 - dehumanizer ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
And what are you gonna do about it, call the police?
User avatar #153826 to #153825 - aherorising (09/09/2014) [-]
not me, but someone else might.
#153827 to #153826 - dehumanizer ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
No one can stop me, the day of retribution is near.

Keep an eye out on the news.
User avatar #153821 to #153820 - fistfireace (09/09/2014) [-]
Well, I mean, becoming a bee would be pretty cool.
User avatar #153814 to #153811 - thatnigger (09/09/2014) [-]
It's all about putting yourself out there to meet new people. Nobody is going to just fall into your lap and even if people did, it's better to actually find somebody you sorta picked as apposed to just taking the first thing you can get, ya know?
You can try social groups/clubs, Events, Even talking to random people you meet and having a conversation. Online is an option as well.
If you don't think you can talk to random people, I think it's something to give a shot, especially because you have nothing to lose, ya know? Sure you might get rejected, but don't go in expecting results, go in expecting to learn how to talk to people and work your way up to understanding how to become more social, ya know? I personally think it's something worth giving a shot.
#153813 to #153811 - sugoi (09/09/2014) [-]
Sounds like you're already livin the dream.
Sounds like you're already livin the dream.
#153808 - immatakeaduty (09/09/2014) [-]
gun advice? I need some home protection, I want something with stopping power, yet slightly compact. 29 and no felonies, so a pistol is an option as well.

I've owned a Mossberg 12g Pump Action, but it was way too long, heavy like mah dick no, no. . Money isn't really an option, I'd say $800 or less for a Firearm. Anybody have any opinions?

Also, would 360 grain High Velocity SS for the shotgun be a ridiculous ammo choice?
User avatar #153843 to #153808 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/09/2014) [-]
I'd get a .45 caliber pistol.
Literally, go to a gun shop and just inquire about it there. They'd be able to guide you in the right direction, and keep you within your budget.
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User avatar #153807 to #153803 - saltybanana (09/09/2014) [-]
oooooh okay i saw it, not bad man, ive seen worse IMO

just dont take pics with your hands in your pockets, looks gay
User avatar #153805 to #153803 - saltybanana (09/09/2014) [-]
is it the anon who gets yelled from their parents?
#153800 - Absolute Madman (09/09/2014) [-]
Have good girl
Everything going good for 6 months
Meet her parents
That was 2 months ago
Haven't heard or seen from them since
#153810 to #153800 - sugoi (09/09/2014) [-]
Was it mum or pop that said it?   
Either way, seduce them.
Was it mum or pop that said it?
Either way, seduce them.
User avatar #153799 - mondominiman ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
I've had earwax plugging my left ear making it almost impossible to hear out of that one. It all started when I had to have my eye flushed out with saline solution because I had a massive piece of dirt stuck in there that didn't want to come out and while that was happening my dick head coworker grabbed my ear so that any solution that was flowing off the side of my face was collecting in my ear. Like two days after that the solution finally drained out but earwax was still stuck back there. It's been like 2 weeks now and no matter how much I wash it or clean inside there's still a bunch of gunk stuck in there blocking my hearing. I've heard hydrogen peroxide helps clear it out, where would they sell that? Just any pharmacy stores or specialized ones only.
User avatar #153822 to #153799 - thirdjess (09/09/2014) [-]
Go to a doctor, they'll pull it out with needle nose tweezers. Some punk kid pushed a bit of paper into my ear and that's how they removed it.
User avatar #153815 to #153799 - aherorising (09/09/2014) [-]
go 2 a doctor
User avatar #153804 to #153799 - youngneil (09/09/2014) [-]
Shit dude, you can buy hydrogen peroxide at K-Mart. That stuff's pretty much everywhere. At least it is here.
But yeah, it should clear out your ears. That stuff works wonders for everything
User avatar #153801 to #153799 - nigalthornberry (09/09/2014) [-]
Q tip
User avatar #153809 to #153801 - mondominiman ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
Never heard of waxvac and q tips just make it worse. It pushed more into the canal
#153978 to #153809 - BloodyTurds ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
Hot water works well, at least if you can handle the sting.. (it has to be quite hot)
I would suggest trying to get hotter and hotter water over 3-4 attempts
User avatar #153979 to #153978 - mondominiman ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
Can't that do damage though?
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#153791 - Absolute Madman (09/09/2014) [-]
Let's say I post a pic of myself and ask you guys to rate me 1/10 how bad of an idea would that be? I'm terrified that somebody would recognize me though I'm not sure why that terrifies me- purely just curious what random strangers that owe me nothing would think
User avatar #153863 to #153791 - jasonvgrace ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
Nike, Just do it.
User avatar #153802 to #153791 - fistfireace (09/09/2014) [-]
Not too bad, honestly. I had came to the advice board once about how I looked because I was nervous and shit about how I posted it the first time on the internet (it was on one of admin's selfie thread).

Basically, the board was pretty cool about it - didn't have any negative backlash. Feel free to post a picture of you, if you really want to.
#153794 to #153791 - opression (09/09/2014) [-]
FJ is so irrelevant, go for it man.
User avatar #153792 to #153791 - ScottP (09/09/2014) [-]
Well FJ had that whole contest thing before where everyone posted pictures of themselves and everyone drooled over all the women, so it can't be a worse idea than that.
#153786 - theotherwhiteguy ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
Anyone here adept at online clothes shopping? If so could someone find a jacket that is decent looking, high-collard, and extends to your mid to lower thigh? Preferably black.
If you find one provide a link and thanks in advance.
User avatar #153823 to #153786 - thirdjess (09/09/2014) [-]
I'm gonna need more details than that. Here's a couple different styles of decently priced trench coats, they might take a little while to ship though cause you're in the US


#153852 to #153823 - theotherwhiteguy ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
I like the look of that first one.
What details are you looking for?
User avatar #153987 to #153852 - thirdjess (09/10/2014) [-]
Do you want it belted, do you want it open. Double brested or no, cotton mixed fibre leather silk interior etc etc
#154036 to #153987 - theotherwhiteguy ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
Something open, double breasted, and whatever is cheaper
User avatar #154054 to #154036 - thirdjess (09/10/2014) [-]
Here's one that's half the price of the one you liked, it's like the dollar store varient of it basically. I would recommend you get the $60 one because it is a jacket and cheap jackets fall to bits really quickly.

User avatar #153787 to #153786 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/09/2014) [-]
Male or Female?
#153790 to #153787 - theotherwhiteguy ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
Male, size small
Probably should have mentioned that originally
User avatar #153789 to #153787 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/09/2014) [-]
www.jackthreads.com/ - Mens clothing only
www.myhabit.com/ - Female and Male clothing
www.etsy.com/ - Female and Male clothing

You're probably looking for a trench coat.
User avatar #153797 to #153789 - ilikethisusername (09/09/2014) [-]
i recommend jackthreads. i've seen some good stuff there.
User avatar #153798 to #153797 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/09/2014) [-]
They've got some nice clothing.
Although, most of it is either too expensive or the build quality is debatable.
User avatar #153783 - joegrom (09/09/2014) [-]
So it's my first year at college, and I'm taking a general Psychology course for the semester but I hate it. My teacher is really difficult and I dont understand the subject. Could you guys give me a general idea of what psychology is (he wants us to have an understanding) and what the course will cover. I'll take any answers; thanks in advance
#153981 to #153783 - BloodyTurds ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
Intro to psychology; from what i hear is one of the most boring psych classes.. it has a buttload about history.. and not a lot of thought provoking things. (lota reading/memorization) Sound familiar?

I got a D, because it was so boring I don't care who invented what theory.. I just wana hear the theory itself...
User avatar #153795 to #153783 - thatonesouthernkid (09/09/2014) [-]
the study of the brain and mind and how/why we make our conscious decisions. but I'm in a shit-tier highschool elective program that you can sleep through. do you know what type of approach the course is taking (ei: humanist, behavioral, psychoanalytic, etc.)
User avatar #153771 - instalation (09/09/2014) [-]
I have a boyfriend, but sometimes I still feel lonely. What do FJ?

And no I'm not going to cheat. That is very bad.
User avatar #153812 to #153771 - thatnigger (09/09/2014) [-]
Honestly, it's all about entertaining yourself and if you can't do that, there might be an underlining problem you're not addressing. Sure people like attention but you can get that from friends, ya know? I think there might be a bigger issue in this, maybe you yourself don't even see it yet. Then again I might be speculating but it's a posiblity.
User avatar #153774 to #153771 - hsm (09/09/2014) [-]
Do you not spend a lot of time with him?
User avatar #153776 to #153774 - instalation (09/09/2014) [-]
I do sort of. But not as much as I'd like since college started up again.
User avatar #153779 to #153776 - hsm (09/09/2014) [-]
well if you're spending a lot of time alone, you're obviously gonna feel lonely.
User avatar #153780 to #153779 - instalation (09/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, but before I didn't mind it at all. Just tonight, I kinda do.
User avatar #153781 to #153780 - hsm (09/09/2014) [-]
maybe you're just having a sad or long day.
#153761 - Absolute Madman (09/08/2014) [-]
Anyone here have any idea what 16 year old teenage girls like to do on first dates? She's kind of shy, and doesn't like action movies. Also any advice in general how to ask her out would be appreciated.
User avatar #153796 to #153761 - thatonesouthernkid (09/09/2014) [-]
take her to a park, go on a walk and try to start up a conversation. then go get some mugfuggin ice cream.
#153769 to #153761 - saltybanana (09/09/2014) [-]
maaaan girls just wanna have fgun un, oooooh gurls just wanna have fun!!   
bruuuh dont go to the movies man, that wack, yall want to be conversatng n shit. you wanna get to know one another better. go to an amusement park or the beach. take her out somewhere fun, make her remember that your a fun chill guy to be with. not some basic bitch that goes to the movies on the first date.   
just think of what is near you guys that could be fun, plan it out. and then ask her out on a date. just be like "sup mami, looking cute bby gurl. let mne take yo pretty behind to the beach. make love to you. cause i luvs you, and i wants yah" just be be straight up when you ask her out, a simple "hey lets go to the beach this weekend, its on me."
maaaan girls just wanna have fgun un, oooooh gurls just wanna have fun!!

bruuuh dont go to the movies man, that wack, yall want to be conversatng n shit. you wanna get to know one another better. go to an amusement park or the beach. take her out somewhere fun, make her remember that your a fun chill guy to be with. not some basic bitch that goes to the movies on the first date.

just think of what is near you guys that could be fun, plan it out. and then ask her out on a date. just be like "sup mami, looking cute bby gurl. let mne take yo pretty behind to the beach. make love to you. cause i luvs you, and i wants yah" just be be straight up when you ask her out, a simple "hey lets go to the beach this weekend, its on me."
User avatar #153766 to #153761 - solareyes (09/09/2014) [-]
Go watch a movie, invite her over to watch a movie, take her out to dinner, etc.

My first date was to McDonald's when I was 17. It was actually my favorite date too
User avatar #153765 to #153761 - ScottP (09/08/2014) [-]
My first ever date ever was at a pool that was right across the street from my house. She and I were 17 and she came to my house just as I was throwing the garbage out to the dumpster.
#153763 to #153761 - Absolute Madman (09/08/2014) [-]
suck dick
User avatar #153762 to #153761 - makotoitou (09/08/2014) [-]
suck dick
#153757 - Absolute Madman (09/08/2014) [-]
Update from my situation involving having sex with my ex and confessing to my girlfriend: Everything was hectic. She didn't want to talk to me at first but then thought better of it. We met up and talked. She was furious but expressed how much she cared for me. She said that she forgives me. She's pissed, but forgives me. She also said how hard she would try to trust me again because she doesn't want it to hang over my head forever. So for now, we are all good. Thank you to xXThatxOnexGuyXx for helping me gather my balls and confess to my girl. Thank you, man. Thank you so much.
#153816 to #153757 - Absolute Madman (09/09/2014) [-]
great for you, but do realize that she deserves better than you.
User avatar #153758 to #153757 - makotoitou (09/08/2014) [-]
nigga how the fuck did that work? that plan was dumb as hell and it worked. did you roofies the bitch or something?
#153764 to #153758 - Absolute Madman (09/08/2014) [-]
I don't question it haha, I just go with it. It turned out for the better so I'm grateful.
User avatar #153756 - connorjay (09/08/2014) [-]
Trying to think of what these guys will ask me in my interview tomorrow, and I assume they will ask, why do you want to work for us?

And the thing is, the bar is crap, and has had new management every year for the past 4 at least, and I don't know (neither does anyone else) what sort of bar they are going to try and be this year, so I don't know what to really say to this question...

Any ideas?
User avatar #153759 to #153756 - makotoitou (09/08/2014) [-]
work experience and shit. lie out the ass
User avatar #153840 to #153759 - connorjay (09/09/2014) [-]
He said no to giving me a supervisor role but offered me a bartender job without even asking me a question.
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User avatar #153770 to #153755 - saltybanana (09/09/2014) [-]
oooooookay? im assuming your counis a bitch right? nigguh you need to go back to school i didnt understand your question

well women are emotinal bombs mah brotha. iived with two older sisters. who were just fighting for stupid shit. once i forgot to turn off the iron, and burned her jeans. it was the worst mistake ever. basically you shouldnt fight back, you'll make things worst IMO. just ignore her when she throws her tantrums.

on the other hand just apologize for the thing she asked you about. just say "sorry i slept in i barely get any rest here, sorry"
User avatar #153760 to #153755 - makotoitou (09/08/2014) [-]
break the baby with your dick
#153743 - Absolute Madman (09/08/2014) [-]
when I get nervous, I think of everything bad I have or may have done and then I stop being nervous and become scared of the consequences of those bad things I have or may have done.   
how do I fix this?
when I get nervous, I think of everything bad I have or may have done and then I stop being nervous and become scared of the consequences of those bad things I have or may have done.

how do I fix this?
#153753 to #153743 - dehumanizer ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
just stop caring and it will all get better, we /zen/ now
User avatar #153745 to #153743 - Decode (09/08/2014) [-]
Shit, remember that one thing you did recently? Holy fuck how could you do that?!

Well, it depends, how often do you get nervous/this side effect? If not so often, maybe try tearing yourself away from that thought when it starts with something positive. If it's more of a constant problem, maybe you have an anxiety issue, in which case you could look into getting stress relievers from a psychiatrist to help combat these constant negative thoughts,
#153747 to #153745 - Absolute Madman (09/08/2014) [-]
it's not all the time, like some days I'm fine but then lets say a day or two later it happens. usually before some event or going somewhere.
User avatar #153748 to #153747 - Decode (09/08/2014) [-]
That just sounds like natural anxiety bud. You're gonna have to train yourself, in a sense that when you begin having those negative thoughts, you focus on positive ones instead. It's a lot easier said then done, but if it's an issue you're serious about fixing, then if you dedicate your time to focusing more on positives when your anxiety flares up, eventually you'll ease up in those situations.

Hope I helped, even if just a little
#153749 to #153748 - Absolute Madman (09/08/2014) [-]
it's mostly a kind of "oh man, if my parents knew, they'd be so disappointed and a ashamed of me"
User avatar #153746 to #153745 - Decode (09/08/2014) [-]
and/or therapy.
User avatar #153714 - repitem (09/08/2014) [-]
I think my mom has lung cancer,but im not sure.She has been smoking for 40 something years,and now she has a pain in her back.Under the ribs.She has been coughing a lot and lost 6 kgs in a week.She doesnt wanna go to the hospital and my dad doesnt wanna take her there either.What do? Are these symptoms correct? Are there any other i should look out for?
User avatar #153817 to #153714 - aherorising (09/09/2014) [-]
she really has to see a doctor man. 40 years of smoking doesn't end well.
User avatar #153728 to #153714 - makotoitou (09/08/2014) [-]
aww shit nig she ded
User avatar #153718 to #153714 - Decode (09/08/2014) [-]
She needs to go to the hospital bud...
#153709 - dzimo ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
so yeah. here we go again.

i met a girl. we went out. from my point of view all went good. she is a profesional dancer in a theatre and i am not. we dont have enough opportunities to hang out or what so ever because of her busy schedule. i definitely feel like she likes me a bit, we even kissed ages ago, but seeing as there really isnt time for me to hang with her and i am not a social network guy (chatting is the most terrofyong thing for me) i dont know if i should move on or give it a try somehow. not to mention guys she works/dances with. i am pretty sure most of htem are gay but hey. you never know with dancers.
so should i take my distance or try to be something i am not on a social network?
#153723 to #153709 - dehumanizer ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
>he doesent use dance as a method of picking up chicks
#153725 to #153723 - dzimo ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
if you mean me then no. of you mean colleagues - my hopes are they are all gay. male ballerinas got it easy man
User avatar #153710 to #153709 - Decode (09/08/2014) [-]
You should fuck her right in the pussy give it a shot man, sounds like the odds are in your favor.

I mean, do you want to pursue her? if you see her as not that big a deal then no worries, but if you actually want her, try getting into social networking. What specifically about chatting that is terrifying for you?
#153711 to #153710 - dzimo ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
i would love to fuck her right in the pussy(oh god and how) but that wasnt an option yet. her time consuming work is the best cockblocker ever.

i am completely different person online. guess it had to do with fact that i can read faces like a baus. and on the networkz there arent many faces. and god no i dont want to videochat thats just weird even if thats the only way to comunicate face to face.

and with her its like - i found everything around her fascinating she is from whole different social word than i am. all of her friends are at the same time her enemies - black swan shit right on (she specializes on ballet) but i dont know if she s the one i should pursue.

User avatar #153715 to #153711 - Decode (09/08/2014) [-]
I understand your fear, I'm much better reading people in person, and don't prefer talking to them online over it. However, if you want to make progress with this girl, and you don't have enough time to talk to her face to face, your only options are social networking or phone, or both.

So really, if you don't want to go the extra mile of going online to talk to her, maybe she's not that special and you can move on? If she is, just take it slow, you don't want to end up like those people who have cringy facebook posts or something.
#153716 to #153715 - dzimo ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
thats my biggest fear. making frontpage with cringecoments
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