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#105095 - limb ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
So FJ is saying I made a comment with 633 thumbs and I've looked through all my comments multiple times and haven't found it. Is this representing something else or can I just not find it? I'd really like to know what the hell I said that was so damn funny.

<Picture of my comment rank

Any help would be great I really wanna see that comment.

I'm Limb by the way.
User avatar #105111 to #105095 - advicedude (12/01/2013) [-]
I think it's total comment thumbs.
User avatar #105094 - gotbannedicusvile (12/01/2013) [-]
How do I donate money to funnyjunk?
User avatar #105106 to #105094 - advicedude (12/01/2013) [-]
send it through paypal to sabbytown1@ You need to login to view this link
User avatar #105099 to #105094 - scapeartist (12/01/2013) [-]
Well the turdofdoom said that Admin just sold FJ to EA and Bank of America. The'll have your money bbefore you even realize it. So don't worry.
#105101 to #105099 - turdofdoom (12/01/2013) [-]
i am of relevant
#105098 to #105094 - limb ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
admin someone wants to give you money come quick
User avatar #105092 - walnoot (12/01/2013) [-]
So I quit my current study today, Mechanical Engineering, because it really isn't what I would like to be doing til I'm 65.

I've been thinking about doing something like Psychology, because I'd like to help people in trouble out. Also, I'm not planning to be living in The Netherlands for the rest of my life.

I'd really like to travel the world, by foot, or at least, as cheap as possible. I'd like to feel free, not to be bound by time, money and tight schedules.

Any suggestions on how I'll be doing this, or things that I should keep in mind?
Note: I'll be starting my next study next year (end-summer 2014), and it'll take 4 years to complete.
User avatar #105108 to #105092 - advicedude (12/01/2013) [-]
Psych will cost a lot and not give back much. You probably won't find a job you want with a BA
User avatar #105109 to #105108 - walnoot (12/01/2013) [-]
I don't care much about money, so it may not be fair to say that it will not give back much. My point kinda is that I don't want to end up doing the same job over and over again for the rest of my life. Why would I do so? Because society says so?

I want to explore the world, to be free, to be happy.
User avatar #105110 to #105109 - advicedude (12/01/2013) [-]
You could take online computer classes. Those generally pay well enough to not have to worry about money and you can do things freely.
User avatar #105088 - corpsedolly (12/01/2013) [-]
I'm dating a guy who is a big skateboarder, and I don't know what to get him for christmas. I got him a beanie but I wanted to get him some other things. Any advice on what I can get him? (brands, etc.) The only skate boarding store I have in my town is Zumiez.
User avatar #105165 to #105088 - slowbroking (12/01/2013) [-]
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2.
User avatar #105164 to #105088 - slowbroking (12/01/2013) [-]
Get him a puppy. Everyone loves puppies.
User avatar #105107 to #105088 - crewlove (12/01/2013) [-]
New shoes? I know people wear out skateboard shoes real fast
User avatar #105090 to #105088 - scapeartist (12/01/2013) [-]
A skateboard.
User avatar #105102 to #105090 - corpsedolly (12/01/2013) [-]
Should've expected that one. He got a brand new one last week, and it's completed. Everything else but skateboards?
User avatar #105104 to #105102 - scapeartist (12/01/2013) [-]
A skateboarding-themed video game.
User avatar #105119 to #105104 - iridium (12/01/2013) [-]
Those haven't been good in nearly a decade.
User avatar #105136 to #105119 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
Skate 2 though
User avatar #105086 - gachimuchi (11/30/2013) [-]
I wanna buy my family some stuff for Christmas, but i dont have any money.
What could a 16 year old without transportation do to earn money?
I wanna at least earn $500 by the end of December. Is there a job perfect for me or on the internet?

Please, serious answers here.
User avatar #105143 to #105086 - smashingprodigy (12/01/2013) [-]
You can check if there's a restaurant near you that is hiring waiters/waitresses. You can make most of your money in tips.
User avatar #105103 to #105086 - silverzepher (12/01/2013) [-]
find a job that pays 8.34 an hour and work for 8 hours a day for the month
User avatar #105105 to #105103 - silverzepher (12/01/2013) [-]
whoops i meant 15 hours a day, 8 would be if you could find a job that pays 15 an hour
User avatar #105091 to #105086 - scapeartist (12/01/2013) [-]
Sell the things you don't want anymore on the internet.
User avatar #105089 to #105086 - walnoot (12/01/2013) [-]
You're a good guy. Maybe you could ask to the local people in your town if they know some places where you could work.
User avatar #105087 to #105086 - bluzzerstream (12/01/2013) [-]
There's always the obvious "sell something". Look around to see if you have things with value that you don't use anymore, mc donalds hires anyone I believe but I don't know if you could get a job that quick..
If there would be easy ways of making money everyone would be doing it!
#105079 - anonymous (11/30/2013) [-]
I feel like there are no girls out there for me. I hate this about myself, but I am super selective. There have been plenty of girls that were interested in me but the feeling wasnt at all mutal. It bothers me. I mean, its not like I am looking for this perfect supermodel angel queen woman, all I want is an attractive, cool (cool as in calm and not loud and annoying) girl who had some shared interests with me (i could give a character in a populer show or something as an example if need be). It feels like she doesn't exist and I have never been in love with someone before. It just sucks. I dont know what to do. Thanks for reading, any suggestions are appreciated.
#105220 to #105079 - Visual (12/02/2013) [-]
I'm in the same boat as you, best advice is to give those girls a chance because who knows what they're like once you really get to know them. Although never drop your standards, because you'll want someone you can give your heart to and having someone abuse your heart is soul-crushing. No one is protected from heartbreak but having good standards is a damn fine way to lower your chances of heartbreak.
User avatar #105083 to #105079 - delphine (11/30/2013) [-]
I was the same way with guys. Eventually I decided that I was being ridiculous, and now will give any guy that asks a one-date chance. I'll go on one date with them if they ask, if I still don't feel anything after that I'm not obligated to see them again. It may just be that you're afraid of committing to someone you are unsure of. This is what dating is for. A date is not a commitment, it's to see if two people are compatible. Try just going on a few dates with different girls it will give you a more realistic idea of what you should look for.
User avatar #105080 to #105079 - marinepenguin (11/30/2013) [-]
Trust me, I know how you feel. But there are a lot of girls out there with all kinds of personalities. You'll find someone eventually. Just keep yourself out there, and give people a chance, girls you may not think you will like will surprise you and you could fall in love with someone that you never would have thought about.
#105082 to #105080 - anonymous (11/30/2013) [-]
Ok, thanks for the advice!
#105078 - turdofdoom (11/30/2013) [-]
i think its good if we all just help this site becoming a better place
like me!
i try my best to give good suggestions to admin and sometimes it works
anyone know something else we could accomplish?
User avatar #105093 to #105078 - scapeartist (12/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #105068 - friednazi (11/30/2013) [-]
Help me FJ. Lately I've been wanting a GTX 780 ti, and I can afford it. But then I found this deal on amazon for the regular 780.
My question is this: Does that difference of $200 make giving up the ti for the regular 780 worth it? My goal for having the ti was to make sure my PC can handle all of next gen. I'm not sure whether or not the regular 780 will do that for me.
User avatar #105075 to #105068 - teoberry (11/30/2013) [-]
ask games board
User avatar #105066 - stutterguy (11/30/2013) [-]
I think I'm getting a crush on my lecturer, mainly because of their personality. How do I stop this?

I'm turning 20 soon and they've just turned 24 so it's not like a 14 year old that has a crush on their 30-something year old teacher.
#105221 to #105066 - Visual (12/02/2013) [-]
Don't do it. If you can, prolong it until you get out of school, because then that takes away the danger of an inappropriate student-teacher relationship charge.
User avatar #105120 to #105066 - iridium (12/01/2013) [-]
Stopping a crush isn't really something you should force yourself to do. I don't see where there'd be a problem getting to know them after the semester, although I'd say your chances aren't very high. If you insist that you don't do anything, then it's really a matter of just telling yourself "it's not worth it" or something.
User avatar #105204 to #105120 - stutterguy (12/02/2013) [-]
But they're soooo lovely.
User avatar #105067 to #105066 - makotoitou (11/30/2013) [-]
ya fuck her
User avatar #105069 to #105067 - stutterguy (11/30/2013) [-]
I don't want them to lose their job, and I don't even know if they're interested. Plus I don't want to scare them
User avatar #105070 to #105069 - makotoitou (11/30/2013) [-]
but it's hot
User avatar #105071 to #105070 - stutterguy (11/30/2013) [-]
I don't know. I just want to get over them. Maybe rekindle the crush when I leave college. Except that I'll be moving to america for a year to do part of my degree.
User avatar #105072 to #105071 - makotoitou (11/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #105073 to #105072 - stutterguy (11/30/2013) [-]
I'm only think America because Cornell does a pretty good zoological and wildlife pathology course.

But that's off topic.
What do about feelings?
#105065 - anonymous (11/30/2013) [-]
How do I know what voltage I need on my power suply while building a computer? I'm probalby going to go for GTX 660 (maybe OC, that might matter), 8 gb ram, I5 4430. I'm not sure if I'll run an SSD or HDD, right now it's looking like I'll go for an HDD (cause it's cheaper) but I might change my mind.

#105055 - Arthurrr (11/30/2013) [-]
How do I quit weed? I have very easy access to it, i've turned it into a habit and am now addicted. I love getting high, but its getting in the way of my uni, and i want to find a girlfriend.

I've really been struggling with this, and I thought I'd try this out.
User avatar #105222 to #105055 - Visual (12/02/2013) [-]
Find another hobby that isn't as addictive and become involved in activities that demand time.
User avatar #105121 to #105055 - iridium (12/01/2013) [-]
Weed has very little physically addictive properties, so really it's a matter of breaking your psychological addiction to it.

User avatar #105085 to #105055 - delphine (11/30/2013) [-]
Have you tried checking a rehab clinic? If it's legal in your area you could also ask your doctor.
#105052 - soundofwinter (11/30/2013) [-]
Can someone outline the mod test and advise me on how to prepare?
User avatar #105056 to #105052 - therealfishyxander (11/30/2013) [-]
it's a flag/no flag test, followed up by a schedule on who you are, if you pass 13/15 questions or more.

-Huge cleavage where the focus is mostly on cleavage, cartoon or photos. Meaning borderline porn.
-Plastic vaginas
-Soft porn that is suggestive
-Nudity of any kind
-Gore in SFW
-CP/Illegal NSFW images

keep those in mind and remember that this is like You need to login to view this link
User avatar #105049 - chittywok **User deleted account** (11/30/2013) [-]
i dont know if i should stay up and smerk a berwl, or go to bed. someone tell me what to do
User avatar #105122 to #105049 - iridium (12/01/2013) [-]
Which one will be a more productive use of your time? Remember that you'll probably get about the same amount of hours of sleep.
User avatar #105047 - cycloneclone (11/30/2013) [-]
So I was just checking on profile, under the logins IP page, and it said someone from Texas logged into my account a week ago. Should I be concerned?
User avatar #105048 to #105047 - cycloneclone (11/30/2013) [-]
I changed my password btw
#105053 to #105048 - soundofwinter (11/30/2013) [-]
Better give me your password to check that out
User avatar #105045 - marinepenguin (11/30/2013) [-]
My girlfriend dated this guy like 3 years ago for six months, he was her first everything, and he effected her with just his presence or name until just recently. Still might actually. Now recently he's been snapchatting her, and even texting her at times, and he's done this a few times, each time professing how he still loves her and wants her back, how he isn't happy without her, and just generally gives her this huge sob story and stuff. Then she mentions him every now and then and that bothers the shit out of me. Then today when I was in her room, something fell and I picked it up. It was two concert slips, concerts he took her to. Shes kept the concert stubs and everything else he gave her even after 3 years. I've talked to her about it at least a dozen times (not about the concert stubs or anything yet) and she insists that she no longer has feelings for him, yet she continues to talk to him and even go see him to talk to him once. She says that she "can't ignore him, because then she'd be doing what he did to her for 2 years". We've been together longer then they were, and she's said that she's happier with me then she's ever been with him or anybody. But I'm tired of bringing it up and making it seem like I'm the overemotional, clingy one. I just don't get why she can't totally let him go, even though it really bothers me when they talk to each other. I don't know what to do about this anymore.
User avatar #105051 to #105045 - hawaiianhappysauce (11/30/2013) [-]
Is the guy bigger than you? If so then I guess you should be worried. If not then confront him and threaten to kick his ass. This may sound crazy, but women actually like it when a man does something like this. It shows that you are still willing to fight for her. Pretty fucked up though, but those are the rules. If you just let her talk to him then she is basically walking over you and eventually she will cheat on you. It may be with him, it may be with someone else down the road. But you have to take charge here, don't be the clingy insecure boyfriend.

Now if the guy is bigger than you, then you are pretty much screwed. Women tend to associate themselves with men who are more masculine (not too masculine though), unless they are fat, fat women date skrawny low self esteem men. So what do you do? Join a gym, eat more protein, and pick up MMA or something.

Overall, this whole idea that women prefer personality is bullshit and it's a lie, women judge people by looks and social skills, not by how nice you are. The only exception to this rule is wealth, if you make a ton of money then that's good too. Also women are turned on by the bad boy but don't want a relationship with them, just a one night stand; it's similar to how men want the bombshell porn star for one night but prefer a woman with common interests on the long run.

Hope this helped.
User avatar #105077 to #105051 - marinepenguin (11/30/2013) [-]
I'm far from physically scared of the guy. Considering that I'm 6'3, muscular, athletic and I played football and basketball for 4 years, plus I work out nearly every day. And he's maybe 5'6 and 120 lbs dripping wet. I've told her that if he ever made a move at her physically then I wouldn't hesitate to stick his face in the dirt, I'm not afraid of confrontation. And the guy knows it too, since as soon as I come into the situation he immediately backs up. But he just keeps coming back.

But you're right, I'm gonna get aggressive. As soon as he tries to talk to her again, I'll text him and tell him I don't appreciate what he's doing. And then if he continues, I may have to talk to him in person. Maybe not get physical with him, but show him that I'm serious.

Thanks advice man.
User avatar #105046 to #105045 - makotoitou (11/30/2013) [-]
Lock her in your basement. Where she gonna go now?
User avatar #105074 to #105046 - bluzzerstream (11/30/2013) [-]
I like your idea but what if the guy lives in an appartment?
#105042 - anonymous (11/30/2013) [-]
I understand that I'm not your first choice to speak to. I understand that it's not the most enjoyable thing in the world. For either of us. Even so, I try to give my 110% just to seem normal in your presence. Meanwhile, your 110% has become less than fifty. I've been desperate for your approval, yearning for you to want me as a person. I've held you in high esteem since I met you 7 months ago. I tell everyone how great and smart you are and that you're the most amazing person I've ever met despite you not being the best kind of person towards me. But that ends tonight. The one time you contact me without needing something or information, it's not even in a sober state of mind. That's not a friend would do. At least that's what you said we'd be. That you wanted us to end as the best of friends. I try my hardest to act as a friend to you and I know I screw up. If I give my all, I expect you to also. I refuse to accept anything less than your absolute best representation of yourself.
User avatar #105044 to #105042 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
fuck you too then I thought you liked my jokes
User avatar #105041 - zackenia ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
My dad just chewed me out for getting a speeding ticket, I feel terrible for being that dumb, I'm paying it in full and I get that I was being a complete shithead for it but I feel terrible for my family that's currently trying to make ends meet and struggling.
#105036 - levelcapgamer (11/30/2013) [-]
Hey guys, quick question. I've always wanted to get into making gameplay videos and other types of videos. However, I don't know how to edit videos, or even know a good editing software. Could you guys recommend some good software and tutorials?
User avatar #105054 to #105036 - Jameshaich (11/30/2013) [-]
on PC:
use FRAPS if you have a lot of room on your hard drives and don't mind having large file sizes.
If you don't, then use Camtasia (it's what i used)

on Console:
Your capture card should come with software

But i used Sony Vegas for heavy editing
or just Windows Movie Maker for light editing and you can upload directly to youtube from it
#105064 to #105054 - levelcapgamer (11/30/2013) [-]
Okay, thanks for the tips.
User avatar #105037 to #105036 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
PC or console?
User avatar #105035 - justforthethumbs (11/30/2013) [-]
i guess this could go here, but i made some oc (i guess) and i don't know if i should post it now or wait until the morning
User avatar #105038 to #105035 - scapeartist (11/30/2013) [-]
Friday afternoons are the ideal time to post. You'll get plenty of thumbs by people throughout the whole weekend. Saturday evenings work just as well.
User avatar #105039 to #105038 - justforthethumbs (11/30/2013) [-]
will do. thanks
User avatar #105040 to #105039 - scapeartist (11/30/2013) [-]
Right now will also be a good time btw. Just never in the morning or late at night.
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