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#119804 to #119781 - shockcloud (03/04/2014) [-]
I have had a few states like you have described so I can try my best to understand where you are coming from because everybody is different. I think friends do a world load of good in any struggles a person is going through. But it's okay to be on your own sometimes too. If you want to talk about your problems, maybe a close friend will listen and keep what you say to themselves. If you're worried about talking to your friends I'm sure there are plenty of phone lines and feel free to chat me if you want Best of luck to you.
#119788 to #119781 - minutes (03/04/2014) [-]
May i ask, how old are you?
#119790 to #119788 - CIS White Male (03/04/2014) [-]
he's twelve
User avatar #119784 to #119781 - thirdjess (03/04/2014) [-]
Aaaahh this is a tricky situation. I'm start this off with what I always say to everyone who even entertains the idea that they might be depressed - TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR. They know what's up. Seriously.

Secondly, something that's becoming more and more prevalent is kids reading about shit on the net and going 'I think I have and such mental illness', going so far in convincing themselves that they even show minor symptoms. Start with the assumption that you are perfectly fine and healthy. As a side note: depresison isn't a result of something. It happens on it's own. You don't need to have lost a loved one to experience depression (that's why sadness and depression are so very different).

I'm inclinded to believe that you have convinced yourself you are depressed because according to this you are exhibiting signs of two different kinds of depression. In any case, talk to your doctor.
User avatar #119782 to #119781 - jayeti (03/04/2014) [-]
I am sure you are overthinking it right now. Try to relax you can be happy anytime you want. Getting some pet to love you no matter what and be always with you is also a good idea.
User avatar #119747 - poakmarshall ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
So a couple of weeks ago, I asked out this girl who basically has all the same interests as me, we've been friends for the past 6 months or so. She told me she "Wasn't ready for a relationship yet". I had heard that saying about several hundred times before, so I wasn't all that mad. Then the next day I see that she was now dating one of my friends. When I asked why she lied to be about it, she didn't say anything and walked away. What do I do now?
User avatar #119811 to #119747 - KINGOFTHESTARS (03/04/2014) [-]
its gonna suck. ive had this before.
just let her go.
#119791 to #119747 - CIS White Male (03/04/2014) [-]
sock her in the jaw
User avatar #119764 to #119747 - jayeti (03/04/2014) [-]
If she can't talk to you honestly don't expect her to be good gf. Forget about her and carry on.
#119760 to #119747 - minutes (03/04/2014) [-]
Only thing i can do is repeat. fuck that bitch. If she treats you like this she wasn't worth it in the first place. If your bro knew you wanted her, fuck him as well. If he can't live after simple rules (bros before hoes) he isn't worth being your friend either.
User avatar #119750 to #119747 - thirdjess (03/04/2014) [-]
Abandon ship, honestly. Tell her that you had hoped she'd regarded you as a person more highly, at least to be honest with you, and that you think it's best if you stop communicating, then forget about her.

Basically, guilt trip the fuck out of her and hope she doesn't do the same thing to another dude in the future.
User avatar #119752 to #119750 - poakmarshall ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
What do I do about my friend [we have been best friends since 1st Grade. We are now in College]
User avatar #119754 to #119752 - thirdjess (03/04/2014) [-]
Ask him if he knew you were interested, if not all is good, if he did ask him to respect your intentions and at least come to you if something similar ever arises again rather than making a move behind your back.
User avatar #119749 to #119747 - squilliams (03/04/2014) [-]
Move on. She's clearly a bit of a bitch so you're better off without her anyway.
User avatar #119744 - squilliams (03/04/2014) [-]
When's the best time to post content?
#119792 to #119744 - CIS White Male (03/04/2014) [-]
about tree fiddy
User avatar #119767 to #119744 - jayeti (03/04/2014) [-]
I thinks it depends on the content. If you think obamalovers will like it post it when they are after their school or job. If you aim for futurerussians aproval post it in afternoon europe time.
User avatar #119769 to #119767 - squilliams (03/04/2014) [-]
I don't know who will like it - if anyone haha. It's a comp of some clay things I made, like pokemon etc.
User avatar #119772 to #119769 - jayeti (03/04/2014) [-]
So post it afternoon. People are usually relaxed at this time of day and will be more likely to thumb you up. At least I am
User avatar #119773 to #119772 - squilliams (03/04/2014) [-]
Well it depends what time zone we're talking about. It's 2:40 pm here in England but do you mean afternoon in America?
User avatar #119776 to #119773 - jayeti (03/04/2014) [-]
I have no idea what time it is in America because I am Polish myself. But posting it right now seems like good idea because Europe is after the whole day and America is waking up right now.
User avatar #119777 to #119776 - squilliams (03/04/2014) [-]
Thanks, will see how it goes then!
User avatar #119778 to #119777 - jayeti (03/04/2014) [-]
Best of luck!
#119738 - demonruler (03/04/2014) [-]
Well I have a girlfriend and all, but I am just too shy to make a move. what do I do?
#119793 to #119738 - CIS White Male (03/04/2014) [-]
slip a finger in her ass yeeeeeeeeeeeah
User avatar #119748 to #119738 - fitchy ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
if she obviously wants to take it to the next level, just make the move to at least kiss her. Women like when the man takes control (uuusually!) and makes the situation go where he wants. Trust me man, if you don't make a move and she has to it's gonna be a kick to your ego, and she (being a girl) will probably overthink why you haven't made a move. I.E. "omg I'm so ugly he won't even kiss me, omg I gotta end this!"
#119739 to #119738 - CIS White Male (03/04/2014) [-]
Which base are you aiming for?
#119742 to #119739 - demonruler (03/04/2014) [-]
Well none of them yet. I mean (and I know this will make me sound like a fucking kid) we havent even kissed yet
User avatar #119740 to #119739 - simmen (03/04/2014) [-]
Forgot to log on, sorry.
#119743 to #119740 - demonruler (03/04/2014) [-]
its cool
User avatar #119746 to #119743 - simmen (03/04/2014) [-]
A tip a lesbian friend of mine taught me was somethng I thought to be way to cliche to actually work, but it does, and I've asked other female friends if they'd fall for it, and all have been positive.

The tip was simply to put your hand under her chin, look her into the eyes and simply say "can I kiss you?"

Simple, but works. Side note, might be slightly different cultures, I live in Norway.. but I'd say it's worth giving it a try if you don't get any better tips!
#119894 to #119746 - demonruler (03/04/2014) [-]
well i mean i know she wants to as well but i am just too shy
User avatar #119736 - sileq (03/04/2014) [-]
Hey guys , tomorrow i got an interview about a job and i am really freaking out because i don't really like to talk with people ...so any advice?
#119915 to #119736 - harleycurnow (03/04/2014) [-]
In my last interview, i was asked to describe myself and i said 'hard working', 'intelligent', and then my mind went blank. There was a long pause until she asked for some reason i came out with 'last time i checked, hard and working were different words'.

#119794 to #119736 - CIS White Male (03/04/2014) [-]
put it in her assssss yeeheeeeeah
User avatar #119757 to #119736 - thirdjess (03/04/2014) [-]
Something I do a lot is look away from the person I'm talking to, either at my hands or slightly to the side of their head. DON'T DO THAT. Don't stare of course but try to keep eye contact if one of you are talking.

Speak slowly and clearly, don't rush your words. I do that too, sometimes I fuse words and sometimes I skip words all together. Nod a lot. Think before you speak on the tougher questions, prepare answers for those stupid typical questions they always ask 'describe you in five words' 'where do you see yourself in five years' and so on. Maybe grab an irish coffee (enough to ease your nerves but not to make your breath smell of liquor) if you're old enough to drink responsibly.
User avatar #119763 to #119757 - sileq (03/04/2014) [-]
Thanks a lot , not gonna drink an irish coffee but gonna start thinking of some good answers for the "typical questions" , i am 22 by the way .
User avatar #119766 to #119763 - thirdjess (03/04/2014) [-]
Ah, is this a 'I really need a job' type situation or more of a 'this is in the field I am interested in' situation?
User avatar #119768 to #119766 - sileq (03/04/2014) [-]
I really need a job or i ain't eating next month kind of situation
User avatar #119771 to #119768 - thirdjess (03/04/2014) [-]
Hahaha feel your pain, man. Well direct that need into your attitude, eagerness for a job always pleases the boss man, but don't tell em the whole not eating thing Maybe crack a joke about the economical situation if the interviewer has a good sense of humour.
User avatar #119775 to #119771 - sileq (03/04/2014) [-]
I think the one that is going to be interviewing me might be a woman and that's a thing too ...hope i don't start say "Uh uh uh " a lot ...
User avatar #119780 to #119775 - thirdjess (03/04/2014) [-]
We chicks are completely taken by cheesiness, not just romantically but socially. Saying 'uh' or 'um' once or twice is ok but don't get repetitive with it, if you're stuck on a question or looking for a word just kinda wave your hands around a bit, or say something like 'the word I'm looking for is on the tip of my tongue, don't you hate that?'
User avatar #119783 to #119780 - sileq (03/04/2014) [-]
Mhm mhm i will try to say that if it ever happens . But wow that feels weird , i might go all red
User avatar #119734 - Arthurrr (03/04/2014) [-]
helping each other out is what we are all about! -Advice board
#119732 - ipostcp (03/04/2014) [-]
Alright I need some advice on my ball python. I was going to feed it, but it wouldn't bite the mouse I was giving it.(dead mouse). I just left it in the cage, because that's how it was eating the mouse before. Anyway, the snake didn't eat it this time (probably because it didn't find it). Came home after work and the mouse was starting to rot. Should I be cleaning my tank because of this? Or should I just be alright with changing the bedding?
Alright I need some advice on my ball python. I was going to feed it, but it wouldn't bite the mouse I was giving it.(dead mouse). I just left it in the cage, because that's how it was eating the mouse before. Anyway, the snake didn't eat it this time (probably because it didn't find it). Came home after work and the mouse was starting to rot. Should I be cleaning my tank because of this? Or should I just be alright with changing the bedding?
#119795 to #119732 - CIS White Male (03/04/2014) [-]
put it in its asss yeeheeeeah
User avatar #119741 to #119732 - lobselvith (03/04/2014) [-]
I would recommend reptile carpet to prevent impaction instead of any kind of substrate you have right now. I think that you'd be fine with changing the bedding where the mouse was, but definitely clean the tank out with hot water and dish soap just so that you can get rid of any remaining bacteria and your python doesn't get sick.

Don't leave the mice in the tank if your ball python doesn't seem immediately interested or doesn't start looking for it. Your snake knew it was there, it just wasn't hungry.
User avatar #119735 to #119732 - Walnuts (03/04/2014) [-]
You shouldn't be putting the mouse on the bedding because the snake could get it in its stomach and mess up it's digestive system. But yes, you should clean the mouse/bedding and maybe put a new one in, preferably on a solid object so your python only gets the mouse in its mouth.
User avatar #119722 - hwangw ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
I've known about this board for a while now but always been too scared to post but after seeing admin's post I figured I'd give it a shot. I've got a lot of questions I'd like to ask but I'm just going to start with one for now.

I don't know how to really explain this but I think I may be emotionally stunted. I don't feel as much as I should or as often as I should. Around others I find myself pretending a lot and just acting how I believe they'd want me to act, even here on FJ. When it comes down to it I just don't care about much of anything at all. But sometimes I do get over attached to inanimate objects. Through my entire memorable life I've only cried twice. Once when I was around 10-12 because I forgot my favorite jacket at my mom's job and once when I was around 15-16 and had to throw away my first pair of contacts. Other than that no death, funeral, wedding, movie, song, pain, relationship, anime, game, anything has made me cry. Not even Lion King. I also don't get angry. Don't get me wrong I can still get annoyed or bothered but I've only felt true anger once and it took me by surprise. My sister and her friends in 4th/5th grade were being bullied by 6th-8th graders, I was in 7th grade at the time, and I flipped out. Honestly, I don't remember all of it. I guess I was seeing red? So this is as told to me by my sister but I walked all of her friends home then took her home, disassembled our vacuum. We had one of the old fashioned ones in 2 parts with a heavy metal pipe. And left to destroy the bully kids. When I don't wear my "mask" people ask me all day what's wrong? or why do I look so upset? This problem also causes me to be incredibly rational and objective.

Sorry, just realized that I've written too much. But even with all of that text I'm not quite sure what my question is. Maybe is there something wrong with me? Does it have a name? Or is it just my personality?
#119796 to #119722 - CIS White Male (03/04/2014) [-]
put your emotions in your ass yeeeeeah
User avatar #119765 to #119722 - thirdjess (03/04/2014) [-]
Like batgirlfucker said that definitely sounds like one of the many personality disorders, or maybe even autism of some variety (I've seen similar traits in both). I recently was told I have a personality disorder, at twenty years old, and I thought everything I experienced was relatively normal. But as the internet tends to, this is only going to lead to people diagnosing you with this that and the other, which is going to lead to you self diagnosing. Best option is to go to your GP and tell them your concerns, they can refer you to a therapist or counsellor at a discounted rate.
#119733 to #119722 - SixStringJake (03/04/2014) [-]
Seems to me you're particularly introverted, which is only a bad thing if you let it be or believe it is.
#119731 to #119722 - minutes (03/04/2014) [-]
Don't get me wrong but i really don't see the problem. If you don't give a fuck about anything, why would it bother you? Right, it can't unless you actually do care a little bit about other people.

It also seems to me that you have issues with self confidence. You said were "too scared" to use this board etc. Find the reason for that issue and you will be able to change it. You think you're too ugly? Get a new haircut. etc etc.
User avatar #119855 to #119731 - hwangw ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
I don't really see it as a problem. It's actually helped me a lot. In school for example, currently I'm 18 hoping you live somewhere with a similar school system. But As of now I've already graduated highschool, got my A.S., and been A+ certified. I'm starting at a university for my Bachelor's in Computer Science on April 1. I'm not saying it's incredibly impressive but I'm a little bit ahead of a lot of people my age.

And I just wanted t clarify this and it's not that I don't feel anything at all, just not extreme. And you're right, I do have self confidence problems. I'm overweight. But I'm working on that now. But that's a good example for me to use. For me I'm losing weight more for social standing I don't know if that's the correct terminology. . Weight is closely linked to attractiveness and more attractive people are, for instance more likely to get a job than they're equally qualified, unattractive competition.
User avatar #119730 to #119722 - znapp (03/04/2014) [-]
Talking to someone about your problems (in person) might do you some good.

And I'm just gonna put it out there.... Weed
#119726 to #119722 - batgirlfucker (03/04/2014) [-]
it sounds like you have antisocial personality disorder which is characterized by exactly what you've typed
User avatar #119700 - TrashX (03/04/2014) [-]
So I live with a girl who i've known since school. Things were going pretty well, she was hard to live with but I made it work. However she's decided I have to move out so her boyfriend can move in and i'll have to go back to my parents house and sell most of my furniture. She's been pretty crappy about the whole thing.

Now here's the thing. I know things and about her and things about her boyfriend that if they both knew would totally destroy their relationship, it won't fix my situation as I really can't live with her now anyway, but I can't decide if i want to be a horrible bitch or not.
#119797 to #119700 - CIS White Male (03/04/2014) [-]
fuck the blacks
User avatar #119779 to #119700 - thirdjess (03/04/2014) [-]
I'm a bit of a shit stirrer, so if it were me and she and I were both on the lease (rather than her on the lease and me paying through her) I'd dig my heels in and straight up refuse. Tell her that she can leave if she wants to live with her boyfriend, make a big show of interviewing for a new roommate and such.

Then I'd have someone I know write a letter to each of them (she might recognise your hand writing) with all the dirt you've got and watch the paranoia olympics.
User avatar #119806 to #119779 - TrashX (03/04/2014) [-]
Its complicated. there's no technical lease as its council property. she owns it and she's gone through all the proper ways to make me leave. also the place stinks of cat shit I don't really want to live there anymore.
#119727 to #119700 - CIS White Male (03/04/2014) [-]
Lose weight.

#119710 to #119700 - CIS White Male (03/04/2014) [-]
definitely make that shit happen, wether you have to move out or not, if shes being a cunt destory her shit! She fucking deserves it!
any woman, wouldnt not hesitate a single fucking second to fuck up your shit, go aheand and return the favor.

you owe it to men everywhere!
User avatar #119714 to #119710 - TrashX (03/04/2014) [-]
dude i'm a chick too...
User avatar #119751 to #119714 - fitchy ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
So you know how bad you guys make it on men. Fuck her shit up, no mercy.
#119701 to #119700 - minutes (03/04/2014) [-]
That kinda depends on the information. If it can ruin a relationship doesn't that involve one of them being a dick in the first place? For example when one of them cheated, it's not really a bitchy thing to do if you tell the other one.
User avatar #119702 to #119701 - TrashX (03/04/2014) [-]
Well her boyfriend fucked one of our mutual friends whilst they were still sort of together and he constantly tells us how much he wants to fuck his boss. He also tells us pretty graphic details about the girl I live with.

And the girl I live with is doing sneaky things to prehaps end up pregnant.

To be honest I might just let them implode without my help.
#119703 to #119702 - minutes (03/04/2014) [-]
Well tbh the bitchy thing here was to NOT tell her in my opinion.
User avatar #119705 to #119703 - TrashX (03/04/2014) [-]
Indeed but on the other side of it she's been fucking horrible to me about moving out. When I told her I was upset that I had to sell all of my stuff and I felt this was all a bit unfair she said 'Oh what just because i'm trying to move on with my life, that's a bit fucking harsh'

And even then both of them have the blinkers on, I doubt either of them would believe me if I said something and it'd probably just end up me looking like a cunt,
#119706 to #119705 - minutes (03/04/2014) [-]
Well i think you should tell her now. Not because it's the right thing to do, but because she is a bitch. Give her that "oh i love you we will meet again" speech and right before you leave you say something like "oh and btw your boyfriend cheated on you etc."

At least that's how i would do it.
User avatar #119707 to #119706 - TrashX (03/04/2014) [-]
I am pretty tempted to tell her exactly how I feel when I move out, even before she deided I was moving out she was difficult to be around a lot of the time and quite frankly shes a passive aggressive bitch with horrible hygiene standards.
#119708 to #119707 - minutes (03/04/2014) [-]
I usually tell people that piss me off how i feel about them immediatly. You want to do it, it would be the right thing to do and it would make you feel better. Do it.
User avatar #119715 to #119708 - TrashX (03/04/2014) [-]
I think I might, I'm a pretty tolerant person and i've let a lot of shit go but she's pushed me way too far this time.
#119698 - minutes (03/04/2014) [-]
Sooo. It's not really a huge problem but it's just something that bugs me a bit. The last few days we celebrated Karneval. I got wasted the first day and flirted hard with a few girls from my school, made out with one. I didn't ask for numbers (mainly because i am a retard) but i later found out she has a boyfriend. I see that girl every day, she is one grade below me. How the hell should i deal with that now? Should i just act like i don't know her just like i did before karneval?
Sooo. It's not really a huge problem but it's just something that bugs me a bit. The last few days we celebrated Karneval. I got wasted the first day and flirted hard with a few girls from my school, made out with one. I didn't ask for numbers (mainly because i am a retard) but i later found out she has a boyfriend. I see that girl every day, she is one grade below me. How the hell should i deal with that now? Should i just act like i don't know her just like i did before karneval?
User avatar #119753 to #119698 - fitchy ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
it's karneval nigga, no rules.
User avatar #119716 to #119698 - TrashX (03/04/2014) [-]
In my opinion if you get with somebody then it turns out they are in a relationship just back the fuck away. Never anything good in that social bullshit.
#119798 to #119716 - CIS White Male (03/04/2014) [-]
yeah man you're so deep and edgy, 3 edgy 4 me
#119719 to #119716 - minutes (03/04/2014) [-]
Yea well one of them is in a relationship, doesn't mean i lost interest in the other one. Anyways, the next days gonna be very akward.
User avatar #119724 to #119719 - Nameloc (03/04/2014) [-]
Only has to be awkward if you make it awkward.

Pretend nothing happened. Even if she talks to you about the ordeal or in a manner which insinuates too much , maybe try ignoring her.
Or, if possible, find some bullshit thing that you suddenly must do. Like... going to the bathroom... Or forgetting to speak to a teacher about a homework assignment... Or even that you need to check up on X because they are suicidal.
#119712 to #119698 - CIS White Male (03/04/2014) [-]
see if you can tongue punch her fart box, then video tape that shit and send footage of you plowing her asshole to her bf. see what happens.
User avatar #119696 - thirdjess (03/04/2014) [-]
Thanks admin for sharing this with me, I live to give advice! That's an open invitation to ask advice by the way. Relationship, work and addiction advice are my 'specialties' if you could call it that.
User avatar #119670 - stafeezy (03/04/2014) [-]
I hate everybody

#119664 - CIS White Male (03/04/2014) [-]
femanon here kissless beta virgin
how do I get a boyfriend? like, how should I act so guys won't be horribly disturbed by my presence? what do I say, do, etc? the closest I came to asking someone out, I asked them their name and they immediately got creeped out by me and left... what do the majority of (teenage) guys look for in a girl, and, most importantly, how the fuck do I hint that I am interested in them?
#119799 to #119664 - CIS White Male (03/04/2014) [-]
put it in their ass yeeeeeheaaah
User avatar #119725 to #119664 - Nameloc (03/04/2014) [-]
Just try to be a really outgoing and nice person.
The more talkative and outgoing you are towards people, guys in general, the more recognition it grants you.

IE, if you're more introverted in social scenarios, guys won't even notice you as a possible mate.
Now, if you're really outgoing and slightly talkative, (as in you can keep a conversation going), gaining friends will be easy and recognition from males will be through the roof.
#119697 to #119664 - minutes (03/04/2014) [-]
Well as a girl you have many options.
1. Find the reason everyone is weirded out by you, there has to be one. It may be your outfit. If you dress like the impersonated satan, hey no wonder they are creeped out. And well if you're seriously fat, not like "oh noes i am 3 kg to big", but really fucking huge like 150+kg you should just loose weight first. I have met so many awesome woman that i really liked, but they were so fat that i just had absolutely no attraction to them.

2. You started with femanon here kissles beta virgin
First of all, you are a girl, it doesn't mean shit that you are beta. Forget these terms, they only apply to guys in some ways. You dont have to ask a guy out, considering it is usually the guys job to do this. By the usual beta definition, 90% of all woman are beta. So just forget that.
Second, if you're just pissed that you never kissed or fucked, go to parties, get wasted and be available. This doesn't instantly mean that you are a slut, since you only did it once. I would not recommend this option for a girl but it's an option.

Well my advice would be to try to get new friends, be it school or wherever. Leave your comfort zone, you won't be able to get new friends or a boyfriend without it. Go to parties, talk to people. Alcohol is an awesome way to boost your confidence. Hell without it i could never approach girls (quite sad tbh but i can live with that for the moment). You don't have to get wasted, a bit alcohol already has a huge impact on you. Try to find new friends first, later you can still have a boyfriend. Step by step. Also, friends help a lot in finding a boyfriend. Well and if you want guys to talk to you at parties, be alone sometimes. Not in a corner sitting, but you'be gotta be aproachable. Men always go for the girls that get away from their friends. That's a bit like hunting. A huge amount of girls can overpower the hunter, so you wait till one is seperated from the horde. Good luck finding new friends!
User avatar #119745 to #119697 - thirdjess (03/04/2014) [-]
You had good intentions I can see that, but that's pretty bad advice. I assume your use of 'as a girl' and 'for a girl' means you are not a girl. This obviously insecure young woman doesn't need to be told to change herself and get drunk to get friends. I'm insecure as fuck, and I don't drink at all (20 y.o, legal) yet by some miracle I have plenty of friends.
#119755 to #119745 - minutes (03/04/2014) [-]
Didn't say she need to, just said it helps if nothing else works.
User avatar #119761 to #119755 - thirdjess (03/04/2014) [-]
Yea I know you didn't mean anything by it, just girls can be a bit crazy and if you put the idea into her head that it's her weight or her clothes or whatever superficial thing, it sticks and we obsess over it. Just, you know, a word to the wise or whatever.
#119762 to #119761 - minutes (03/04/2014) [-]
I tried to avoid that by making the definition with the 150+kg. That way she won't feel targeted with that acusement if she really isn't fat, and if she does weigh that much i don't see a bad thing in obsessing over changing that.
User avatar #119770 to #119762 - thirdjess (03/04/2014) [-]
You might'nt but chicks aren't logical, not even in the slightest.
#119976 to #119770 - CIS White Male (03/05/2014) [-]
yeah actually i'm not fat or anything, and even if it was i wouldnt be offended
User avatar #119681 to #119664 - narcomancer (03/04/2014) [-]
come up to any guy and just say

u want sum fuk gently
User avatar #119673 to #119664 - skorve (03/04/2014) [-]
It helps to make friends at school or work or whatever, find who your interested with, and build common ground with them. Maybe some cute dood likes the same shows or games or activities. Hang out, get to know each other, make a move. And if he doesn't (semi)obviously reject or accept you, make it obvious.
User avatar #119669 to #119664 - psychoticcaleb ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
Just be yourself around them.Men are thick headed and can be very stupid when it comes to subtlety ( I am anyways) so the best approach would be to just tell them how you feel.
#119671 to #119669 - CIS White Male (03/04/2014) [-]
But what if its a guy I've never seen before in my life ''HEY DOOD I DONT EVEN KNOW IF YOURE SINGLE BUT UH WANNA FUCK''
User avatar #119692 to #119671 - thirdjess (03/04/2014) [-]
You seem kinda latched onto the physical aspects of the person rather than their personality. I am too, don't worry about it, but I wouldn't consider dating/fucking someone based on their skin alone. The first step for me is 'do I find them attractive? Y/N' and the second step is 'does their personality irritate me Y/N' so find some dude you think is pretty neato and comment on something they obviously like that you know about. If they're wearing a band shirt, ask them if they like a song you are familiar with by the same band. If they are reading a book you like, ask them what they think of your favourite character or what their favourite character is. You need to create a conversation.
User avatar #119685 to #119671 - alecbaldwinning ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
that'd work on me, js
User avatar #119672 to #119671 - psychoticcaleb ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
Start making small talk then eventually build up to more desirable topics.Just take the lead.
User avatar #119661 - FairyGodParents (03/04/2014) [-]
This has to do with school.

I'm in a human anatomy course which has an incredible amount of information I need to learn. A lot of it just sounds like random gibberish to me, and I am having a hard time remembering the names and functions of everything I need to know. bones, muscles, nerves, landmarks, organs Does anyone have any tips on studying stuff like this? I heard that cramming is the worst way to go for courses like these and almost never works, but I find it so difficult to study a bit everyday. Any tips on how to force myself to study, as well as how to study?
#119800 to #119661 - CIS White Male (03/04/2014) [-]
The trick to revising effectively and efficiently whilst making sure everything stays in your mind is to first gather your resources and shove them up your ass yeeeheeeeah
#119658 - CIS White Male (03/04/2014) [-]
How do I seduce my bff shibe into fuckin?
User avatar #119663 to #119658 - awesomerninjathing (03/04/2014) [-]
shibe is only 12 leave him alone
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User avatar #119646 - thesupervillian (03/04/2014) [-]
If someone can give me some advice i would love it right now.
So, i have a GF whom i think the world of and have adored ever since we got together. There is a lot of back story and what not to everything so un-less asked to tell it i will keep this short. My ex-best friend who lives in USA Louisiana was going to come visit me and my GF down here in USA Florida. I found out that my GF and him were having sexual conversations with each other and what not and that originally my friend was going to stay with my GF for about three days because this was all supposed to be a surprise. I found out during this my GF had actually planned to hold him and have him eat her out among other things. I didn't exactly want to accept this type of stuff at first but i knew it to be true when i checked on her skype to see there conversations. This whole thing has put me into a sort of depression that i fear may grasp hold of me too firmly. I dont know what to do seeing as my GF is asleep and so she wont be able to answer her phone so i havent talked with her about this stuff yet. Im still very shaken by all of this. Ontop of all of this while looking through there conversations i found that my GF was actually embarrassed by some of the things that happened between me and her that were actually very meaningful. This just added onto my horror. I feel like im in denial right now and i just dont know what to do.

Now if this was too long too read let me put it in short. My GF was planning on cheating on me with my best friend and they had been sharing nude and lewd pictures. I need some help on what i should do.
#119680 to #119646 - narcomancer (03/04/2014) [-]
oh shit that's terrible!!
first my friend, you need to take a shit on her porch and kick her dad/brother in the groin.
next you need to call your friend over for a couple of beers, both of you get drunk, you tie him up on a chair and keep knocking him down on the floor untill he pukes his brains out, tell him you will stuff his throath full of genitals and drive him to the forest, soak him with a can of gas and leave him there, go home laughing out loud.
User avatar #119660 to #119646 - alecbaldwinning ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
Don't just dump her. Treat them both like cancer and cut them out of every aspect of your life. Block them from any online contact, delete their numbers. The goal is to never interact with either in any way ever again. That's the fastest way to ease the pain and move on, and it sends them both the powerful message that you're too to ever be bothered with them again.
User avatar #119683 to #119660 - alecbaldwinning ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
too good*
#119657 to #119646 - CIS White Male (03/04/2014) [-]
dump the bitch.
User avatar #119655 to #119646 - situmus (03/04/2014) [-]
Leave that chick in your past homie. You don't need shit like that in your life.
User avatar #119652 to #119646 - hawaiianhappysauce (03/04/2014) [-]
Dump her ass, make her your ex- best friends problem.
User avatar #119656 to #119652 - thesupervillian (03/04/2014) [-]
Thinking about dumping her never really occurred in my mind. It seriously didn't. But I trust you all more then most and it seems like that may end up being the best option.
User avatar #119659 to #119656 - hawaiianhappysauce (03/04/2014) [-]
This is what you do:

You show the evidence of the conversations.
You call her a slut and tell her it's over
Ask her why the fuck did she bother to stick with you if she was embarrassed
Tell her that she is your ex-best friend's problem now
And if she gets in your face, push her (I'm serious, don't look like a bitch doing this), but don't punch her because then that's domestic violence.
If she attacks you then you have the permission to drop her ass.

This may sound crazy, but that's how things can happen. One thing you have to do with women who are major cunts is you have to put them in their place.

Also call her a cunt, that's important too. Calling women a cunt is almost like calling a black guy the N word.
User avatar #119651 to #119646 - ihatem ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
That gave me feels and though I can't formulate any advice, I wish I could, and I wish you luck.
User avatar #119653 to #119651 - thesupervillian (03/04/2014) [-]
Well knowing that someone shows sympathy for me kind of helps me put myself at ease a bit. So thank you regardless.
User avatar #119647 to #119646 - skorve (03/04/2014) [-]
Dump her shit, bro.

It's hard, it'll definitely be hard. But if you're already depressed, and you let someone walk all over you like this, it'll just lead to you feeling more worthless and confirming it with thoughts about why she would do that when you're not. She's taking advantage of you.

And if she doesn't care about the meaningful things you do, find someone who does. Until then, maybe work on you. Does that help?
User avatar #119648 to #119647 - thesupervillian (03/04/2014) [-]
To be honest it kind of does m8. Thanks.
User avatar #119649 to #119648 - skorve (03/04/2014) [-]
Good, I'm glad. Let me know how it goes, man.
User avatar #119608 - myrtille ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
I think I'm finally going to leave my boyfriend. I've posted on here several times about him, about our situations and fights, because I want to fix things...and I'm tired. I told him that I can't do it anymore, and I'll try to figure out a lease break agreement with our landlord. I really hate to do it, but it seems like the only way.
I tried to talking to him, and got mostly accusations. I tried asking him if we could go to couples counseling, he said no.
Everything just seems to be my fault.
Also, we only have sex about once a month, if even that. It breaks my heart but it feels like the only thing I can do at this point. I'm so done with everything in this relationship. The drama, the name calling, the constant put-downs...
Today, when I was trying to talk to him, he just says, "You are so irritating most of the time."
I just...what do you even say to that? What do I have to work with there?

Just a heads up, I will not reply to trolls/assholes. Thanks.
User avatar #119694 to #119608 - thirdjess (03/04/2014) [-]
I was once told that I was a burden, basically just cut them out of my life. Sometimes people are too hard. You shouldn't be wasting energy fretting about them if they clearly are not putting energy into it as well. Give them the ultimatum, counselling or break up.
User avatar #119850 to #119694 - myrtille ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
he refused counseling and i've given him more ultimatums than i can count. even kicked him out last summer. he cried when i said i didn't want to move back in together.
i can't kick him out every six months because he decides it's high time to be a douchebag, yknow?
User avatar #119967 to #119850 - thirdjess (03/05/2014) [-]
Well, you can if it's a repetitive issue. Kick him out and don't let him back in.
User avatar #120087 to #119967 - myrtille ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
Well, he's on the lease...so we'd both have to move out and figure out a solution.
User avatar #120131 to #120087 - thirdjess (03/05/2014) [-]
That just means legally he has a right to be there. So if you kick him out, he can go to the cops and they can 'make you' (just by showing up, no fines or anything) let him back in. But I've honestly never seen that happen, outside of breaking bad.

Or you could do it that way too, just leave.
User avatar #120179 to #120131 - myrtille ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
Plus, I don't wanna be the shitty person who kicks him out of our apartment. he pays for half of it so i don't want to. i'd rather figure out a solution with the landlord
User avatar #119637 to #119608 - spidahridah (03/04/2014) [-]
What are the causes for your fights and disagreements..?
User avatar #119645 to #119637 - myrtille ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
stupid things mostly. sometimes i don't even know. a lot of the time i feel like he says something shitty, or he feels like i say something shitty, and the other one doesn't know what we did, and then it's just back and forth from there...
User avatar #119629 to #119608 - cookiel (03/04/2014) [-]
My advice to most people is more or less this: Is all the bullshit and headaches worth it in the end? I mean no relationship is without problems and arguments, it's a part of life. But in the end the person either really makes you happy or they don't and that's sometimes the hardest question to ask oneself (I know it was for me). It seems like he is just really closed off for whatever reason and since idk all the details so I can't say if it's just how he is or if something happened that he doesn't want to talk about. In the end you have to do what's best for yourself since keeping yourself in a negative situation only leads to more problems that might be really hard to get out of.
#119620 to #119608 - handsinmypants (03/04/2014) [-]
Leave him. He doesn't seem the trouble. Believe in yourself and know you can do better.
User avatar #119621 to #119620 - myrtille ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
thanks, that helps...i'll try to remember that. he's a great guy in a lot of ways but we just don't mesh anymore.
#119623 to #119621 - handsinmypants (03/04/2014) [-]
A great guy would never diss his girl like that. Like not even as a joke.
User avatar #119626 to #119623 - myrtille ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
yeah, he never did that at first, but as time went on, he just seemed to stop caring really. like today, i was saying that i didn't think it would work out, and he just automatically assumed i was trying to manipulate him...not tell him what was really happening. like i was holding it over his head or something. i wasn't, i was just telling him the truth...and he just told me to do what i want, so i guess i will.
#119612 to #119608 - CIS White Male (03/04/2014) [-]
This is the most obvious question I have ever heard in my life. If he's saying that to you, get rid of him. What, do you want us to just say "u go gurl!!!!"? Nothing we say here is going to change your opinion, you just want sympathizers.
User avatar #119615 to #119612 - myrtille ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
it's not even a question but okay
yeah, i want sympathizers. so?
#119601 - bebextasy (03/04/2014) [-]
If you have questions about females, feel free to ask! I may be able to shed some light on the subject.
User avatar #119674 to #119601 - skorve (03/04/2014) [-]
I've liked the same girl for a long time. We're best friends - and I like to think that being friends with her is why I like her, not the whole "you wanna date someone so you're friends with them" thing. Anyways, she has liked me back a couple of times throughout life, but through some shitty coincidences we've still never given it a shot. It's been a bit since she's been interested back.

Advice? Do girls like/stop liking people often? Since she's liked me before, is it possible she would again? Or should I move on in terms of romantic aspirations?
#119699 to #119674 - minutes (03/04/2014) [-]
Well I can only tell you what i learned from situations like these. If she's been your friend for a long time and you never got together, there is probably a reason for that. Dating your friends is just a shitty idea. Most of the time it doesn't work out and you both end up having lost one of your best friends.
My advice, how stupid it may sound to you, would be to find other girls. At parties or at a new job/school in public places.
I had a huge crush on one of my female friends, which ended up ruining our friendship and me being depressed for a solid 4 month. Learn from my mistakes.
#119679 to #119674 - bebextasy (03/04/2014) [-]
I would try occupying your time with other romantic aspirations, it seems to me like she's had plenty of chances to become romantic with you and she hasn't really taken any of them.
#119678 to #119674 - bebextasy (03/04/2014) [-]
Honestly, this might sound kind of harsh but to me, it sounds like she only likes the attention you give her and when she's feeling insecure she'll lead you on a bit to boost her ego back up. ( This assuming that she's seeing different guys inbetween or the whole "shitty coincidences" might be other people interfering)

I'm not saying that you guys will never ever end up together, but i'm just saying.. don't invest too much in someone who isn't investing in you back.
#119610 to #119601 - CIS White Male (03/04/2014) [-]
Are they dildos?
#119616 to #119610 - bebextasy (03/04/2014) [-]
In the sense that they can be stuck up cunts, then yes... they are dildos
User avatar #119635 to #119616 - jorgethemaster (03/04/2014) [-]
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User avatar #119607 to #119601 - proudper (03/04/2014) [-]
Why do you all hate eachother?
#119614 to #119607 - bebextasy (03/04/2014) [-]
Women hate women because they're jealous of some aspect of their life. In some way they feel inadequate to the other woman, they make up for it by putting them down, or making them seem "less" than what they actually are. Which in turn makes them feel better about themselves. It also helps to deflect from their own flaws.
User avatar #119604 to #119601 - makotoitou (03/04/2014) [-]
do they like dildos?
#119611 to #119604 - bebextasy (03/04/2014) [-]
haha Yes, most definitely, they are after all made to stimulate the female "areas"
User avatar #119630 to #119611 - makotoitou (03/04/2014) [-]
do they like food?
#119632 to #119630 - bebextasy (03/04/2014) [-]
Yes, that's why they insist on dinner dates all the time, because nothing tastes better than free food.
User avatar #119633 to #119632 - makotoitou (03/04/2014) [-]
do they like food on dildos?
#119613 to #119611 - CIS White Male (03/04/2014) [-]
like there ears?
User avatar #119600 - braindeadmetalhead (03/04/2014) [-]
did we lose the NSFW section?
#119602 to #119600 - bebextasy (03/04/2014) [-]
Your account is too new to see it.
User avatar #119603 to #119602 - braindeadmetalhead (03/04/2014) [-]
well shit.

how old does it have to be?
#119617 to #119603 - CIS White Male (03/04/2014) [-]
It has to be four
#119628 to #119618 - CIS White Male (03/04/2014) [-]
Four of them.
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