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#188193 - mcdonaldsexplain
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(06/14/2015) [-]
Anyone got a link to the Twitch ( or whatever ) where i can watch Bethesda's E3 Presentation?
#188196 to #188193 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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#188201 to #188196 - mcdonaldsexplain
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(06/14/2015) [-]
thx brah
#188184 - xxxhixxhatterxx
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(06/14/2015) [-]
so i told my girlfriend i loved her and she said it back but the next day she asked if i meant it because it seemed rushed. she seemed surprised and said its just that i was the only one to tell her that besides her family. its been about a month since we've started dating but ive known her since before then. i was just wondering what you guys think would be the right time to say something like that
#188216 to #188184 - hoaxfourtyfour
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(06/14/2015) [-]
My wife and I would say we "Like" eachother instead of 'love' as we thought 4 months was too soon. We'd sometimes accidently let 'love' slip out.

Pretty much, if you say it and you aren't lying to yourself or to her, and it's something you feel, then regret nothing.
#188194 to #188184 - minutes ONLINE
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(06/14/2015) [-]
Doesn't matter. If you feel it, you should say it. Maybe not in the first few days to not scare her off or something, but a month is definitly okay.
#188186 to #188184 - owllynator
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(06/14/2015) [-]
as long as you meant it, it doesnt really matter, a month in is good
#188182 - anon
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(06/14/2015) [-]
>>#563
#188183 to #188182 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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#188175 - anon
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(06/14/2015) [-]
My brother was desperately attempting to kill himself this morning. He just fell asleep because he was up all night fuming. He was completely irrational and wouldn't listen to anything saying 'leave me alone so I can die in peace" and stuff like that. What do I do? What do my parents do? What's the best way to calm down an irrationally angry person who wants to kill themself?
#188195 to #188175 - minutes ONLINE
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(06/14/2015) [-]
Psychologic help. Seriously, get him professional help as soon as possible.
#188171 - valourinfj
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(06/14/2015) [-]
I have no clue what to do guys, earlier this month I was talking about finally moving and guess what happens! My laptop, which I need for school and things starts breaking and on top of that I have a $1200 vet bill for my dog, who is currently at the vet's right now, I found him on the ground convulsing with a puddle of omit around his head, he then shit himself when I picked him up and blood was mixed with the stool. When I asked the vet what was wrong she said his organs are all shifted around! I'm so fucking fucked, why the fuck are all these things happening! What the fuck is going on, I was finally getting my life on track and boom, stuck in the same place I was before, fucked and with nothing to look to. It just hurts guys between the stress of school and my dog NEARLY FUCKING DYING, I just can't handle it.
#188172 to #188171 - valourinfj
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(06/14/2015) [-]
My dog is one years old, if that. I got him for Christmas, he's a bug dumb thing, always barking, always whining when I don't have him right next to me. It really hurts you know? I didn't cry when I left my parents in Texas to move here, I didn't cry when they beat me when I was with them but i'm very damn well going to cry about this. I have scraped together enough money to pay for half of the bill but i'm so far in shit without that computer, i'm suppose to get $5500 in student loans which after school fee's I was going to put towards renting an apartment but with this new bill, and the ones coming after it while he stays over and will probably have to have some life changing surgeries, I won't be able to move, I won't be able to pay for rent and i'll have to pull some drastic steps in this. I didn't see how my life would turn to this and so fast and I can't ask anyone for help, I have no one. What's the point of all this struggling.
#188174 to #188172 - valourinfj
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(06/14/2015) [-]
I'm going to go to bed and be alone with my thoughts, I haven't slept since 5 am yesterday.
#188269 to #188174 - sineztro
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(06/15/2015) [-]
If you're renting now or if you're with your parents ask them or a friend to stay for a little while, while you get your fuckton of bills sorted out explain your story and don't leave anything out at all, and say that you can help with rent (IF YOU CAN) if not then offer to do whatever you can to help around the house
#188197 to #188174 - schurftinator
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(06/14/2015) [-]
I'm so sorry to hear all of that there isn't anything I can do, but losing a pet is like losing a close family member. things will get better eventually, I am convinced of that.
#188158 - MisguidedIdiot
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(06/14/2015) [-]
i like this girl a lot.... but i dont have the balls to talk to her. help me out with some beta stories so i can feel alpha nd talk to her
#188222 to #188158 - fukkentyranitar
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(06/14/2015) [-]
Say hi and have a conversation about something.
#188179 to #188158 - ieatbengay
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(06/14/2015) [-]
Johnnie Walker -- From the Future
not knowing is worse than rejection
it's why people can't look away from car crashes

you have to try or it's impossible, if she doesn't react well first time you can keep trying to win her over

i don't have much advice on what to say specifically, i usually make stupid jokes about things going on around us, which only really works in real life, i find talking about real life stuff with a stranger boring, you have time for that later




#188160 to #188158 - womanexplain
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(06/14/2015) [-]
Just don't overthink it, message her hi and let it go from there.
It's all about the natural flow of a conversation, if you can't naturally allow yourself to converse with her, you're going to have a tough time trying to ask her out.
#188164 to #188160 - ieatbengay
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(06/14/2015) [-]
what if it's irl
#188170 to #188164 - womanexplain
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(06/14/2015) [-]
You can message someone on fb if they're irl? And even if they are irl, see if you have any mutual friends?
#188178 to #188170 - ieatbengay
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(06/14/2015) [-]
idk i dont use facebook
#188270 to #188178 - sineztro
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#188283 to #188270 - ieatbengay
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(06/15/2015) [-]
What? Im not op
#191737 to #188283 - MisguidedIdiot
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(07/19/2015) [-]
well guys i did it~! she left for home pretty sore and uh, wet not too long ago. believe in yourselves guys
#188156 - anon
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(06/14/2015) [-]
Whenever I click a link on FJ with an HD gif, it crashes the page I use Chrome inb4 Ultron can I get some help?
#188180 to #188156 - joshlol
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(06/14/2015) [-]
hmmmm
OSX?
#188192 to #188180 - anon
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(06/14/2015) [-]
Windows 7
#188155 - equisespada
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#188181 to #188155 - lgninjaleetful ONLINE
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(06/14/2015) [-]
Don't chase after the girl, try to show that you are independent and don't care for a relationship with her. Keep doing what you are doing and remember to try to go after other girls too, life is bigger than one person.

I know it can be hard, but if you seem desperate its not very attractive, i learned the hard way. good luck bro
#188159 to #188155 - thedirtybee
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(06/14/2015) [-]
I would say that she is just looking at you 2 being good friends and it sounds like you already are. So you should just stay friendsand if she starts getting feelings for you she will have to confess to you this time
#188146 - sphincterface
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(06/14/2015) [-]
Hey! Did you know that mosquito hate the smell of vanilla? It's really true, it works better than bug spray, plus you will smell like a fucking angel. And not to mention, it's cheaper. So if you are going camping anytime this summer or if you just want to keep the little bastards away, try rubbing a little vanilla extract on you. It will work like a charm.
#188243 to #188146 - fornowjr
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(06/14/2015) [-]
Preciate the advice my friend.
#188126 - anon
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(06/14/2015) [-]
im 17 and i dont know where i can go to socialize with members of the opposite sex. halp plz
#188165 to #188126 - ieatbengay
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(06/14/2015) [-]
at school, work, clubs the activity kind not the drinking, rave kind , parties, try to socialize with everyone, not just girls, then you'll end up going to parties and meeting friends of friends, etc
#188145 to #188126 - fornowjr
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(06/14/2015) [-]
You can talk with them where ever you go. They are everywhere.
#188139 to #188126 - bobvonbobby
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(06/14/2015) [-]
Anywhere. And everywhere.
Trust me.
You don't need specific reason.
Just talk.
#188144 to #188139 - thatoldhorse
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(06/14/2015) [-]
really? what if its a group of gals?
#188150 to #188144 - bobvonbobby
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(06/14/2015) [-]
You shouldn't care.
#188152 to #188150 - thatoldhorse
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(06/14/2015) [-]
i know i shouldn't but i am a very self critical person
#188185 to #188152 - bobvonbobby
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(06/14/2015) [-]
Yeah, it happens. You just have to realize it doesn't matter.
#188163 to #188152 - WtfStrawberries
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(06/14/2015) [-]
Its hard sometimes. I used meetup to go to groups that had the same interests as me, and that worked out pretty well for my social anxiety issues to talk to the opposite sex. I dunno how you'd meet girls, as I just used it to meet guys, but there were a few other chicks when I went. Its also pretty easy to if youre still in school, a chick you sit next to is the easiest.
#188177 to #188163 - thatoldhorse
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(06/14/2015) [-]
i graduated 3 weeks ago
#188246 to #188177 - WtfStrawberries
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(06/15/2015) [-]
Find some classes, for anything really. Shitty painting classes work pretty well for that. Other than that I think just work/college is good.
#188125 - anon
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(06/14/2015) [-]
How can you kill yourself effectively instantly with a handgun?
#188187 to #188125 - owllynator
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(06/14/2015) [-]
right in the nuts
#188157 to #188125 - MisguidedIdiot
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(06/14/2015) [-]
if you have nothing to live for...... play dark souls
#188147 to #188125 - sphincterface
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(06/14/2015) [-]
You shouldn't though. Seriously, man. Don't take the easy way out of all your troubles. You can get through whatever is happening to you. There is always going to be someone who will love you and there is always going to be someone who will care. Even if it is just one person, that's all that should matter.
#188151 to #188147 - anon
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(06/14/2015) [-]
I wish that were the case, i really do
#188137 to #188125 - hellomynameisbill
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(06/14/2015) [-]
pussy.
#188128 to #188125 - thatoldhorse
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(06/14/2015) [-]
come on, man dont do this please tell me whats wrong i may be able to help
#188129 to #188128 - anon
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(06/14/2015) [-]
rather complicated, Just want to know for later.
#188130 to #188129 - thatoldhorse
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(06/14/2015) [-]
whatever it is, it cant be more complicated than what you're feeling right now. i cant say i know what you have been through, because effectively i dont, but i can tell there were times where i have held a knife to my wrist and two out of four times i was very close to to killing myself, i know that if i killed myself it would devastate anyone around me, and im sure its the same for you.
#188131 to #188130 - anon
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sadly its true, I mean my parents say they are disappointed in me all the time but they love me for no reason. I mean I can understand why I've been alone most of my life but I wish no one would be sad over my death, it would make it easier.
#188132 to #188131 - thatoldhorse
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i know exactly how all of that feels, by the way how old are you, because i can tell the ages of myself every time i felt like that 13,15,16,17 all of those times i held a knife to my wrist(im still seventeen) but i know im currently at rock bottom and things can only accelerate forward from here, and you are most certainly not alone.
#188133 to #188132 - anon
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(06/14/2015) [-]
I'm pretty alone mate, I mean I don't have any friends and ive had no one to talk to for as long as i can remember. 18 btw
#188134 to #188133 - thatoldhorse
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(06/14/2015) [-]
you say you understand why you are alone why is this?
#188136 to #188134 - anon
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(06/14/2015) [-]
Well, when you spend your whole life in your room and no one really cares, its pretty obvious how alone you are. I mean I'm fit too, I run a lot I have a decent job too, going to college this august. But things aren't always simple
#188138 to #188136 - thatoldhorse
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(06/14/2015) [-]
look at you already doing better than i am, im unfit,unemployed, ad dont have the money to retake my act to get into a good college,(i didnt study at ALL and got a 14)if you already have an account add me and feel free to talk anytime im a willing listening heart who cares about you.and you are right things arent always simple, my mother went to jail when i was 13 and everyday id have to go to school and have everybody there call ME a rapist thats why i tried killing myself and that also had a huge impact on my social learning curve. so if you can identify this problem go and do something, what do YOU like to do? ive put time from my life aside for you, i dont know who you are or where you even live but if you kill yourself i can and will not forgive myself for it, so please dont, i care about you
#188127 to #188125 - thatoldhorse
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(06/14/2015) [-]
don't do that, ive been there man. Whats wrong?
#188114 - bigswingingrichard
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(06/13/2015) [-]
I have weights and conditioning coming up on Monday, and there is a 40$ fee. I have no money and my parents are pressuring me to ask my grandpa for it. My grandpas #1 rule has always been do not ask people for money. This is really fucking me up guys, I don't have a way to make money. What should I do?
#188116 to #188114 - bigswingingrichard
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(06/13/2015) [-]
I would almost rather not do it, but I will ask if completely necessary.
#188111 - gibroner
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(06/13/2015) [-]
Here's some unsolicited advice for a an easy to make drink 1 part vodka 1 part gatorade and few squirts of mio
#188153 to #188111 - advice ONLINE
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(06/14/2015) [-]
"easy to make drink"
>not lean
casul
#188166 to #188153 - ieatbengay
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(06/14/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#188109 - itslog
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(06/13/2015) [-]
ok guys got a new com and did a ram test on my new com i got from a friend i have two 2gb ddr2 ballistix tracer ram sticks even have cool re lights when they work. i ran a test one one and says its just fine but the other one the computer says theres somthing wong with it but it seems like it runs just fine. hell im even posting this on that once stick of ram i opend chrom and internnet explorer and went to town with the tabs and i clocked it in at like 1.75 out of two o is there somthing wrong with it or is my compter pulling some magic fuckerry. pic related its the ram stick
#188121 to #188109 - Timmietim
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(06/13/2015) [-]
download more ram
#188107 - anon
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(06/13/2015) [-]
19 years old, 5'7 feet tall (170 cm for you eurofags), fat and weigh 220 lbs (110 kg), decent looking face. what are my chances of getting laid if I go out tonight?
#188188 to #188107 - owllynator
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(06/14/2015) [-]
you might get a 2 or 3/10
#188167 to #188107 - ieatbengay
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(06/14/2015) [-]
manlet 0 chance
btw we don't know your gender
or standards

with low standards you have a very good chance of pulling an ugly desperate chick
#188140 to #188107 - bobvonbobby
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(06/14/2015) [-]
It depends on you. Have confidence. Talk to women. Don't give a shit about your weight. And it's amazing what will happen.
#188123 to #188107 - braveblue
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(06/14/2015) [-]
depends a lot on your physique
depends also on yours balls, confidence, game, cockiness
#188122 to #188107 - titsmccracken
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(06/13/2015) [-]
That depends on your standards.
#188124 to #188122 - anon
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(06/14/2015) [-]
I won't go home with any guy/girl who isn't at least 6/10
#188135 to #188124 - anon
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(06/14/2015) [-]
you're 4 inches shorter and you weight 40 lbs more than me...

Unless your game is top notch, you're lucky as fuck, or you're rich as hell, you're probably coming home alone.
#188118 to #188107 - drakenumen
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"depend a lot on your physique
depend also on yours balls, confidence, game, cockiness "
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#188115 to #188107 - yourinvisiblegf
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depend a lot on your physique
depend also on yours balls, confidence, game, cockiness
since you're asking here for advice...
#188108 to #188107 - anon
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(06/13/2015) [-]
Like 7
#188112 to #188108 - sideism
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(06/13/2015) [-]
what the fuck does 'like 7' mean when there is no point of reference?
#188110 to #188108 - anon
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(06/13/2015) [-]
7 out of 100?
#188106 - roflstorm
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(06/13/2015) [-]
I keep getting messages on Destiny saying my home network is running NAT 3.
But i checked my network and it's running NAT 2.

What the hell?
#188099 - anon
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(06/13/2015) [-]
anyone got a site where i can brush up on my math skills.
It's been a while need a refresher.
#188086 - gandalfpointtwo ONLINE
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(06/13/2015) [-]
Need some help over here, my toaster is fucking possessed or some shit, like crazy glowing n stuff
#188190 to #188086 - owllynator
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(06/14/2015) [-]
its charlie
#188075 - thebestpieever ONLINE
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(06/13/2015) [-]
This is going to be awkward as shit no matter where I bring it up, so might as well delegate the conversation to a bunch of blokes halfway across the world.

Ok. So... what is it with girls kneeling in front of you for you to cum in their face? Is this... like, a thing? During the last five years this has been happening more and more frequently as time goes on. Is this a thing now? Am I expected to cum into people's faces? I'm not all that comfortable doing that. I go along with it because it seems like why I'm supposed to do, but I'd much rather not. I don't even know if that's what I'm supposed to do or if it's like when someone offers the last nugget in the tray and you're supposed to politely decline. I swear, when I was younger this kind of thing never happened so what's changed? Am I really getting old?

I guess I'm rambling at this point. So let me try and do something to sum up: Why do girls want me to cum on their face?
Is this a thing now?
Why?
#188119 to #188075 - fornowjr
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(06/13/2015) [-]
Well you have your answers but I want to put my 2 cents in as well.
Coming heh from a guy, I can tell you immediatly that it comes from porn and social media now.
Now a days the porn industry has expanded to such a scale, it's changing some sexual habits in people Bronies are a prime example .

But yea, it's porn.
#188100 to #188075 - ieatbengay
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(06/13/2015) [-]
girls think guys want it
if it's a girlfriend or something you say before or something that you don't wanna do it
if it's not it's probably better not the get into it or try to finish before they know what's going on 8)
#188103 to #188100 - ieatbengay
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(06/13/2015) [-]
>>#188075, actually sometimes girls want it to, to feel dirty
#188091 to #188075 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(06/13/2015) [-]
it's good for the skin
#188088 to #188075 - schurftinator
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(06/13/2015) [-]
I believe that it's because of porn that girls think that this is what turns guys on, people have a lot of weird ideas of what sex is supposed to be like because of porn. Conversation is the key here.

Same with anal, it's in every fucking porn movie and now all of a sudden it seems like a must for a lot of people. Hell naw.
#188092 to #188088 - thebestpieever ONLINE
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(06/13/2015) [-]
Well, thankfully I've never encountered the anal thing, but I'm willing to bet that it's because of porn too.

I've seen it rarely in the bedroom, but more frequently in conversation there are people who do get very silly ideas of sex in large part because of porn.
#188077 to #188075 - minutes ONLINE
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(06/13/2015) [-]
2 scenarios

1. You actually encountered this in real life. It's easy, just ask her. Or if you're brave enough just do it and if she gets mad tell her you thought she wanted you to do it.
2. You got this feeling from watching porns. If that is the case, I want to remind you that porn is very far away from actual sex.
#188078 to #188077 - thebestpieever ONLINE
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(06/13/2015) [-]
No way, man. Porn is gross.

But I've done it, hadn't had any complaints. But it still seems inappropriate. I don't doubt it comes from porn because this seems like a thing nobody should want to do. "Oh, yes, I totally want to bet on you not spunking shit in my eye, bloke I met to night" is a dumb thought.
#188079 to #188078 - minutes ONLINE
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(06/13/2015) [-]
Why do you expect anything else from a girl that does one night stands?
#188080 to #188079 - thebestpieever ONLINE
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(06/13/2015) [-]
C'mon, dude. There's nothing wrong with one night stands; you're looking to let off some steam, I'm looking to let off some steam. We both think we're attractive, so let's have a bit of fun together. Everybody wins, except for our sleep schedules.
#188081 to #188080 - minutes ONLINE
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Your opinion. I think any girl that would fuck some dude she just met just for fun is a slut. Because you know, that's the definition of a slut.
#188082 to #188081 - thebestpieever ONLINE
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(06/13/2015) [-]
Why only the girl? Why not the guy? What's wrong with "sluts"? Why can't sex with fun? Prejudice much, mate?
#188083 to #188082 - minutes ONLINE
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(06/13/2015) [-]
Dude you literally said "porn is gross" and seem to have a problem with cumming into faces.
Society changes, norms change. You think there is nothing wrong with fucking around, I think there is. It's more socially acceptable for guys to fuck around. I didn't make these 'rules'. I am not judging. I personally just can't understand why anyone would like that. I wouldn't want to be in a relationship with a girl that's so easy to get and I wouldn't want to fuck drunk sluts.
#188070 - anon
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(06/13/2015) [-]
Why all the hate for mcbird all of a sudden?
#188148 to #188070 - sphincterface
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(06/14/2015) [-]
Because FJ is bipolar as fuck and can't decide what we like and what we don't like.
#188073 to #188070 - anon
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(06/13/2015) [-]
that freaking account is an abomination

it is literally the personification of an attention whore from facebook.

"who, me? I'm the cute one. No way. There are much better people than meeeee"

it's a dumb account that fishes for compliments and seeking attention.

the hate has existed for a long time
theme accounts have ruined FJ
#188072 to #188070 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(06/13/2015) [-]
nice anon posting mcburd
#188084 to #188072 - mcburd
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(06/13/2015) [-]
What?
#188090 to #188084 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(06/13/2015) [-]
I said nice anon posting
#188093 to #188090 - mcburd
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(06/13/2015) [-]
I dont spell my name like that. Nor do I give half a shit what people think of me.
#188101 to #188093 - ieatbengay
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(06/13/2015) [-]
u r cancer
#188094 to #188093 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(06/13/2015) [-]
nice cover story
#188095 to #188094 - mcburd
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(06/13/2015) [-]
Whatever.
#188096 to #188095 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(06/13/2015) [-]
nice whatever
#188097 to #188096 - mcburd
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(06/13/2015) [-]
Thanks ( ~ >0)