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User avatar #140060 - TropicThunder (06/23/2014) [-]
I'm 17 and i have no clue what i want to be when im older is this normal?
User avatar #140182 to #140060 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (06/24/2014) [-]
I'm 19 and still, no clue what to do college/ career wise.

If you need to, it's perfectly find to take some time off after High School to figure out what you want to do.

Go to a community college for General Studies in your down time.
User avatar #140118 to #140060 - ribocoon (06/24/2014) [-]
Why do people always assume that kids with next to nnoe real world experience other than playing vidya and dirtying socks have any realistic idea about what they want out of life? go get some experience by volunteerin.
#140113 to #140060 - proteinstain (06/24/2014) [-]
I'm 21 and going to college, yet i have no fucking idea either
I'm 21 and going to college, yet i have no fucking idea either
User avatar #140082 to #140060 - alphajunk (06/23/2014) [-]
Age: 19
User avatar #140073 to #140060 - jokekill (06/23/2014) [-]
I hope so. I'm 22 and i have no fucking idea
User avatar #140066 to #140060 - fukkendragonite (06/23/2014) [-]
Very normal. Not advisable, and not a good thing, but normal. Lots of people are like that.

Also, stop saying "when I'm older". You're 17, you are older. Get in that mindset first and you might be able to make these decisions more clearly.
User avatar #140061 to #140060 - makotoitou ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
be a hooker
User avatar #140063 to #140061 - TropicThunder (06/23/2014) [-]
good effort but that really doesnt appeal to me
User avatar #140070 to #140063 - makotoitou ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
hoooooker
#140059 - narcomancer (06/23/2014) [-]
if you had one shot, or one opportunity...
User avatar #140062 to #140059 - makotoitou ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
MOM'S SPAGHETTI
#140064 to #140062 - narcomancer (06/23/2014) [-]
...is what i meant
#140040 - gotbannedicusvile (06/23/2014) [-]
Any medical fags around? Got slashed with an olfa knife. My whole body is aching and my jaw is kinda fucking around. Pain around my stomach and arms mostly. (only when i cough or stretch though) Any ideas? Wtf is going on. Haven't had a vaccinations in a while.
Pic related.
User avatar #140067 to #140040 - fukkendragonite (06/23/2014) [-]
Go to a doctor, not the FJ advice board you fucking nutjob
User avatar #140053 to #140040 - teoberry (06/23/2014) [-]
Duuuuuuuuuude what the fuck. Olfa's probably aren't too clean since they're used to cut random shit. Your cut doesn't look too bad though but to be sure disinfect and clean it, I think you'd be fine to go to work but get your ass to the hospital asap.
User avatar #140051 to #140040 - makotoitou ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
holy shit nigger what the fuck is wrong with you? you gotta get that shit checked. that's a fucking knife you goddamn fucko
User avatar #140046 to #140040 - watermelloon (06/23/2014) [-]
might be tetanus. It can cause lock jaw (hard to open mouth), make it difficult to swallow and appear like your 'smiling'. Usually the symptoms occur within 3-14 days and it is a very severe infection.

syptoms of an infection include:
vomiting
trembling
low body temperature or raised body temperature
rapid pulse.
rapid breathing
pus from the wound
redness around the wound


my suggestion is to go back to the hospital, get it checked for infection and get a tetanus shot. :F
User avatar #140048 to #140046 - watermelloon (06/23/2014) [-]
if you bled a lot, get your iron levels checked. you may be anaemic.
User avatar #140043 to #140040 - beatmasterz (06/23/2014) [-]
You have aids. Trust me, I know someone who's a doctor.
#140042 to #140040 - dronenortle (06/23/2014) [-]
Go to a doctor.
User avatar #140045 to #140042 - gotbannedicusvile (06/23/2014) [-]
have to work tonight, ill go in the am. Probably a smart move eh?
Just want some info on what it could be.
User avatar #140034 - Decode ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
Hello again /advice/ I'm back with the same ex gf stories. I haven't posted in awhile because everything was fine until a few days ago. For those of you who didn't see my old posts concerning this, or if you just forgot, heres a recap.

>Be 18, have 9/10 cutie 3.14 gf
>We are in a serious relationship for quite some time.
> Father in military gets transferred to Germany, whole family has to go
> I get a job instantly there and start working 8 hour+ shifts to save up to visit her for chrismas, then eventually to come home.
>We maintain a long distance relationship no problems.
> It's october, I've successfully worked and saved over 2k, I told her I bought a plane ticket and Ill be home for christmas with her.
>she says she wants to see what its like to be single for a bit before I come home, me being young and stupid I don't see the problem, she said we would be back together once I arrived.
> Nope
> Not even 2 days later she starts dating her manager and has sex with him.
> She was a virgin, always made a big deal about waiting for marriage.
> Breaks my heart
> I still visit for christmas to see my grandma and other friends.
> She tells me she still loves me WHILE dating this other guy.
>That got me hooked because I still loved her.
>She asks me to come over for christmas dinner
>I do, I choose her over my best friend who wanted me over to christmas dinner because I'm a fucking idiot.
>when I arrive she tells me to wait outside, around the corner so her current bf doesnt see me, she wants him to meet her family for a bit, only for a bit then he leaves and I come in.
> I wait outside in the cold for 4 hours
> Parties over, she calls me in
>Her mom, unaware of everything, says "Wow Decode you should of been here!"
> Ex gf puts on a movie and tries to pretend like she didn't just ruin christmas for me.
> I get pissed and go off on her, she starts crying.
> next morning as I leave to get on my flight back to Germany, she chases me down and says she still loves me
User avatar #140035 to #140034 - Decode ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
>This gets me hooked for another two years, we are secret friends behind her bf's back, but we never did anything, just talked.
>I finally manned up and told her to choose him or me, I was fucking sick of this game.
>She chose her verbally abusive bf over me
> that's fine, I finally got the closure I needed, so we stay friends
> she always talks about how bad he treats her, complains to her family, her friends, and me. Everyone is sick of it and tells her to either dump him, or stop talking about him, so I'm the last one she can talk to
User avatar #140036 to #140035 - Decode ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
>after 2 years of all the bullshit, the bf leaves her
>She is now currently a mess, drinking like crazy, threatening to harm herself.
> the only thing stopping her is me because I've always been good at making her smile/laugh.
>She asks if I still like her
>I don't even hesitate, give her a solid no
>She gets upset, but says she's fine as long as we're still friends.
>Obviously not

Now heres the part I'm currently at
User avatar #140037 to #140036 - Decode ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
I've gotten her to stop saying shes going to hurt herself, I do my best to make sure shes happy everyday, or I try to, so she doesn't do anything stupid. She is a fantastic friend, but she is a little messed up. Basically, now she's trying to flirt with me to get me back, shes not doing it so that it's obvious, she's making subtle moves, even though I flat out told her NO. The problem is, I don't know what to say that will get the message across and NOT send her into a depression. Her family won't help me in dealing with her depression, so it's all on me.
User avatar #140038 to #140037 - Decode ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
/advice/ what do I do? do I let her keep flirting with me so it makes her happy, but just don't do anything on my end? Do I flat out reject her again and risk her going into self harm mode again??? What do???
#140116 to #140038 - proteinstain (06/24/2014) [-]
I had a very similar experience, as long as you talk to her you are giving her power to control you. Just cut your ties with her, and if she ever tries to talk to you again just remind yourself. You are not in love with her, only the memory of her. save yourself the heartache and bullshit, don't be like me wasting your time with her as she fucks with your life.
I had a very similar experience, as long as you talk to her you are giving her power to control you. Just cut your ties with her, and if she ever tries to talk to you again just remind yourself. You are not in love with her, only the memory of her. save yourself the heartache and bullshit, don't be like me wasting your time with her as she fucks with your life.
#140058 to #140038 - anonymous (06/23/2014) [-]
Let me just say this as I don't have a lot of time to comment today,
You are not responsible for her. You are responsible for yourself and your actions. In order for you to move on, you need to stop talking to this girl. If her family are not taking proper care of her and making sure she is getting the proper health, that it their problem. You cannot help her, you cannot save her. Being there for her won't fix her problems. Letting her build a dependence on you and feel like there's a possible spark is actually much crueler than cutting her out of your life.
User avatar #140052 to #140038 - thatnigger (06/23/2014) [-]
This all depends on you. I don't know you, but I'm pretty sure if you've not already blocked any means of communication with her and pretty much numbed your heart towards her to stop caring about anything bad that happens to her, then you're not going to let her go into self harm mode anymore. So your second option isn't available, even if you wanted to use it. If you had a chance to use it, it was when you didn't know you were the only one ready to help her, now it's completely unacceptable.
As for what you should do, honestly I think you should talk to her, have a serious talk with her. Not about telling her to stop and all, but ask her why she likes you and how you're meant to trust her. Ask her what she could do to make you happy if you were to get back together with her. Pretty much ask her what possible benefit could you get out of saying yes to her and how much does it mean when she says she loves you. The reason you do this is to find out how much her love is actually worth, so you can actually judge if she's just using you again or not. It will also get her to actually think about how she feels and she might realize that she's being unfair or just desperate to find love. Lastly, it might get you to reconsider saying no if you realize that she's ready to completely change for you and do anything for you.
If you do have a change of heart, you can't trust her still and you'll probably have to keep track of what she's doing and take full control of the relationship.
User avatar #140039 to #140038 - oborawatabinost (06/23/2014) [-]
I know you love her, I've been in a similar situation (sort of), except I'm pretty much past it while you're still in the middle, so perhaps I might be able to save you some pain:

FUCK THAT BITCH

No, don't have sex with her, I mean cut her out of your life. All this jerking you around she does reminds me of my own experience, and believe me, if you don't get rid of her now, you're (probably) going to feel really pathetic over letting her do shit like this to you. I know I still can't live down how I let things like that happen to me.
User avatar #140041 to #140039 - Decode ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
See, I would gladly cut her out of my life, but as I said she's so far deep she's cut, and will harm herself more. She talks about suicide, and I'm not talking like regular person being like "omg I wish I was dead lel" I mean I fully think she would if she reached rock bottom. She's even told me there'd be no point in living without me somehow part of her life, since I make her happy. She says she'll never forgive herself for hurting me as much as she did, but she doesn't want me to leave her life ever It scares me, because to me that means if I DO cut ties with her, she'll kill herself, and the blood will be on my hands. Her family is fucking stupid, she has two broken families (mom and dad are divorced, each has a new family) NEITHER of them will listen to me! they just brush it off, thinking shes just being overly dramatic. They won't listen to her when she needs someone to talk to, someone to help her get away from those dangerous thoughts, so she always turns to me.

So again I ask, what do I do???? She's clearly trying to win me back, and if it comes down to it again I'll be cold and tell her straight up NO for the 2nd time, but I don't want to be the one who pushes her off the cliff ya know? I'm in deep man, what do I do?
#140185 to #140041 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (06/24/2014) [-]
She's using you.   
She's not trying to win you back.   
   
> "She says she'll never forgive herself for hurting me as much as she did"   
Just look at how quick she turned the tables. She's making you out to be the bad guy.   
   
Drop communication with her altogether. If she such as hints at suicide, call her local police station and report it.   
There's always people willing to help her in institutions.   
Now, that may sound bad. Getting her institutionalized for a cry for attention. But that's all suicide ever is. It's only ever a cry for attention. From the "omg leik my life is SO HARD UGH NO ONE UDNERSTANDS ME" to the "I just want to end it all. There's no point in living."   
   
I've been in both situations. I got over it.   
My sister cut "down the street" one time, literally attempted suicide. Wrote "HELP" on the bathroom mirror in blood. My mom knocked down the locked bathroom door, called 911, and luckily the EMTs were able to prevent her from bleeding out. After being hospitalized for a while, they sent her to a local institution that namely dealt with those on suicide watch. There she learned more and more on how petty suicide is. There were other people in worse situations than her who tried to kill themselves. She realized she was just acting like a spoiled brat.   
   
You've got the heart of a saint for staying with her, you really do. However some things people need to learn on their own. Holding her hand won't do her any good. I know it's asking a lot, especially if she does attempt suicide, but what's the main thing people say when someone threatens suicide?   
   
Tell someone immediately so they can get the proper help.   
In this case, if her parents truly don't care, then call the cops. Tell them your friend is threatening suicide. Tell them her address. It's harsh, because we all know she wouldn't ever go through it; She threatens it with you because she knows it'll keep you hanging on. Yet this is the only way she'll ever learn in life.
She's using you.
She's not trying to win you back.

> "She says she'll never forgive herself for hurting me as much as she did"
Just look at how quick she turned the tables. She's making you out to be the bad guy.

Drop communication with her altogether. If she such as hints at suicide, call her local police station and report it.
There's always people willing to help her in institutions.
Now, that may sound bad. Getting her institutionalized for a cry for attention. But that's all suicide ever is. It's only ever a cry for attention. From the "omg leik my life is SO HARD UGH NO ONE UDNERSTANDS ME" to the "I just want to end it all. There's no point in living."

I've been in both situations. I got over it.
My sister cut "down the street" one time, literally attempted suicide. Wrote "HELP" on the bathroom mirror in blood. My mom knocked down the locked bathroom door, called 911, and luckily the EMTs were able to prevent her from bleeding out. After being hospitalized for a while, they sent her to a local institution that namely dealt with those on suicide watch. There she learned more and more on how petty suicide is. There were other people in worse situations than her who tried to kill themselves. She realized she was just acting like a spoiled brat.

You've got the heart of a saint for staying with her, you really do. However some things people need to learn on their own. Holding her hand won't do her any good. I know it's asking a lot, especially if she does attempt suicide, but what's the main thing people say when someone threatens suicide?

Tell someone immediately so they can get the proper help.
In this case, if her parents truly don't care, then call the cops. Tell them your friend is threatening suicide. Tell them her address. It's harsh, because we all know she wouldn't ever go through it; She threatens it with you because she knows it'll keep you hanging on. Yet this is the only way she'll ever learn in life.
User avatar #140054 to #140041 - mellowmelon (06/23/2014) [-]
If you want to make it very clear, get a new girlfriend or tell her about someone you're interested in, after all actions speak louder than words. Think about her personality though, would she be mad if you did that? If you can't do that you could be more discrete by distancing yourself from her when ever she attempts to be flirty. It should send a subtle message that you're not interested. Again, think about her personality, how would she react? It all really depends on the girl, you made her sound like kind of a bitch, at least that's the way I interpreted the situation. She could be just trying to make you feel so sorry for her that you feel obligated to sleep with her, but that's like worst case scenario. That's all I got, sorry.
User avatar #140047 to #140041 - oborawatabinost (06/23/2014) [-]
It's a rough situation, I get it. But also keep in mind, she's a teenage girl. Not only does "I love you" not mean anything, but today you might be the only thing that keeps her going, and tomorrow you won't be.

But I don't actually know this girl, she just reminds me an awful lot of my ex-girlfriend, who was a borderline psychopath who lied to me about pretty much everything and threw me away the second it was convenient to her. And if your girl's anything like her, then she deserves whatever bad thing can possibly happen to her.
#140027 - anonymous (06/23/2014) [-]
Hey guys, im 15 and i had a fever of about 100 yesterday. I vaguely remember this happening but my parents said I woke up at like 1:00 am, went into their bedroom telling them that the sun was coming down or something like that and I was doing weird hand motions. They told me to go take a shower and go to bed. After that I felt fine and realized what had happened. Can anyone tell what what the hell that was?
User avatar #140186 to #140027 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (06/24/2014) [-]
Exactly what Watermelloon said.
Once I had some really, really bad sun-poisoning. Stayed at my aunt's place for two weeks. During then, I went to beach with a few of my female cousins expecting a one-hour visit. Stayed for 6. Every 30mins I applied sun-block. Didn't work. Got extremely burnt. Everything was so red, I looked like a lobster.
For 2 days after, I was collectively awake for all of 4 hours. When I did wake up, I would be in a trance-like state, heavily exhausted stumbling around for water. I still remember stumbling out of bed, barely able to see, trying to get a water-bottle from the fridge. I was so disoriented, I could barely make out where the bottles of water were and how to take the lid off; Let alone enough strength to actually take said lid off.

Once it passed I was fine. You'll be fine, too. You were just so exhausted and tired that you practically slept-walked and started talking to them in your sleep. You probably woke up wanting to hydrate yourself.
The shower cooled you off and woke you up. It's nothing to fear about, really. Overcoming a sickness as such takes a lot of energy from your body. It's normal.
User avatar #140049 to #140027 - watermelloon (06/23/2014) [-]
hallucination / disorientation caused by a high fever. The shower cooled you off and your temperature reduced, allowing you to return to 'normal"
User avatar #140028 to #140027 - makotoitou ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
bad eggroll
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User avatar #140187 to #140024 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (06/24/2014) [-]
Take him to the vet. Digestion will be the hardest part.
It will not truly have passed until after 3 days. So even if he's fine now, when he tries to poo later... He may have complications.
If he doesn't 'go' in 4 days, I would take him to the vet for sure. It could get stuck somewhere.
+1
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User avatar #140092 to #140024 - supertanto (06/24/2014) [-]
you should probably take him to a vet. No way he's gonna be able to digest that. He's probably gonna need to either have surgery to get that removed, or some medicine to help clear it out.

My dog at a sock (and a half) recently and he had to have a shit ton of surgery and medicine to get it removed. I can't imagine a used condom is much better than a sock
User avatar #140029 to #140024 - makotoitou ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
see how he acts. if he just shits it out ur k. if he acts fucking weird ye ur fukd
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User avatar #140026 to #140024 - ipostcp (06/23/2014) [-]
It can get stuck in the small intestine so you should go see a vet.
User avatar #140021 - unicornmangina (06/23/2014) [-]
hey there funnyjunkers got a bit of a problem

you see, theres a comicon in Manchester in about a month (19th july to be precise) I don't want to spend an awful lot as I'm trying to save up for my own place and cosplaying is ridiculously expensive and I have no idea what or who to go as suggestions so far have been

Harley Quinn (impossible because I don't have blonde hair and I do not suit blonde hair surely I could just leave my hair as it is now right? I have dark brown hair)

tomb raider,the newest one witht he bow and shit ( again this is a problem moneywise since I'm a tad bloated atm because eof liver problems so i'll just look fat)

User avatar #140050 to #140021 - watermelloon (06/23/2014) [-]
if your a girl :

Mysty, from Pokemon. you can reuse those items of clothing after the comicon is over.
Videl from Dragon ball z (leggings, white tshirt, fingerless gloves, boot/sneaker shoes) also reusable items of clothing. (she has dark hair also. you'd just need to make the hair 'cuff' things)
Any anime school girl - outfits are cheep to buy from ebay and whatnot.
you can wear a onsie of any superhero
buy cat ears and go as a 'furrie'
User avatar #140030 to #140021 - makotoitou ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
just do some funny and cheap satire cosplay, like cardboard box gundam
User avatar #140055 to #140030 - unicornmangina (06/23/2014) [-]
cheers guys or girls the minecraft box head things looking awful promising lol
User avatar #140020 - watermelloon (06/23/2014) [-]
good, heart warming funny shows to watch?
User avatar #140188 to #140020 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (06/24/2014) [-]
Scrubs. Comedy, but most episodes have a pretty good message overall.
Futurama. Again, comedy, but there are some episodes that really hit you right in the feels.
Doctor Who. Great for anyone; Fan base is not, however... It's 'The Twilight Zone' with main characters.

Those are the ones that come from the top of my head.
User avatar #140190 to #140188 - watermelloon (06/24/2014) [-]
Good suggestions, thanks!
User avatar #140093 to #140020 - supertanto (06/24/2014) [-]
Friends?
#140019 - hankhillofthe ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
Hey FJ, can't find an appropriate board, so fuck it. Here's my question:

Since a sentence has to have a subject and a verb to be considered a sentence, but the subject or verb can be replaced with an implied subject or verb with given context, then what about this situation:

Say I want to tell someone about where I went yesterday.

They ask me:
"Where did you go, yesterday?"

And I say:
"I went."

That wasn't the full statement, I just left out where it is I went., and willingly chose to end the sentence there.

Is what I said simultaneously a sentence /and/ a fragment due to me not fully answering the question, or is it a completely different concept on its own, or both?
User avatar #140032 to #140019 - ipostcp (06/23/2014) [-]
Doesn't work. It's an incomplete thought. You went where?

If the question was formed differently then yes it possibly could work.
User avatar #140033 to #140032 - hankhillofthe ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
I think you misunderstood my question.

I'm saying with that specific context and that specific answer knowing ALSO that the context of the answer causes the nature of the answer to be complete, does that make my answer a sentence fragment, a different concept, or both.

I already know that the data doesn't allow the answer to the question to be known, and that re-wording of either could make it a complete thought, that much is given by the data presented.

What I'm saying is, as an incomplete thought, in that given situation, is it a sentence fragment, a separate concept, or both, and either/or, is it possible to have a sentence that is a complete sentence, but at the same time due to circumstance, a fragment?
User avatar #140056 to #140033 - ipostcp (06/23/2014) [-]
Generally if it could be technically be both, it's generally considered a fragment. Simply because it is a fragment regardless.
User avatar #140065 to #140056 - hankhillofthe ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
So context can change whether or not a statement is considered a sentence or not?
User avatar #140068 to #140065 - ipostcp (06/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, it can.
#140069 to #140068 - hankhillofthe ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
Fascinating!   
   
Thanks, that was bugging me.   
   
...WAIT, I get it now!   
   
Just like how the sentence 'Go.' has an implied subject 'you' so it doesn't require a word to give it subject because it's already understood who the subject is, when someone asks you where you went, and you say 'I went', you're just stating the the implied subject and verb.   
   
So, by linguistic terms, you're literally saying nothing at all!   
   
Holy fuck, that's cool.
Fascinating!

Thanks, that was bugging me.

...WAIT, I get it now!

Just like how the sentence 'Go.' has an implied subject 'you' so it doesn't require a word to give it subject because it's already understood who the subject is, when someone asks you where you went, and you say 'I went', you're just stating the the implied subject and verb.

So, by linguistic terms, you're literally saying nothing at all!

Holy fuck, that's cool.
User avatar #140017 - mcderper (06/23/2014) [-]
I was a little bit thirsty, so I clicked refresh.
I have not been quenched at all. In fact I am more thirsty.
Not sure if my computer is broken or if this site is faulty.
Anyone else having this problem?
User avatar #140094 to #140017 - supertanto (06/24/2014) [-]
derpityhurr is right. Are you using google chrome?
User avatar #140314 to #140094 - mcderper (06/25/2014) [-]
nah, im using heroin mostly, sometimes a bit of crack
User avatar #140025 to #140017 - derpityhurr (06/23/2014) [-]
did you turn it off and back on
User avatar #140146 to #140025 - mcderper (06/24/2014) [-]
I called IT and they had the same idea. Didn't work and they haven't made new episodes so I'm lost.
User avatar #140016 - vortix ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
hey , hope you can help me with this. my family just came back from a trip and want to call me on skybe. but when ever i call them or they call me i get the error "contact can only receive IMs" i looked for a fix but i can't seem to find one easy enough for my mom to understand.

i need an easy fix for this . easy enough that my mom could do it and i also need more that one fix because as you know, the problem is from her end so i need to test more than one solution. i really hope you guys can help me with this. thank you so much.
User avatar #140018 to #140016 - mcderper (06/23/2014) [-]
get her to uninstall Skype, then reinstall it and create a new account.

that's gotta work right?
#140011 - anonymous (06/23/2014) [-]
does walmart do car inspections?
User avatar #140023 to #140011 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
I wouldn't trust it
#139995 - anonymous (06/23/2014) [-]
>Everyone tells me I need a girlfriend (because I'm less of an asshole when I'm with someone, apparently)
>Haven't had a relationship in years
>I finally decide "ya know what, fuck it, I guess I'll look for a girl"
>I only have 1 female friend. She's nice, but she openly talks about her sexual exploits. After hearing about some of the shit she's done I'm not going anywhere near her.
>The only chicks I work with are middle aged, dykes, or both.
>Realize the last attractive girl I had a decent conversation with was a girl I've only talked to once, and that was back in March
>We talked for roughly 2 hours about guns and cars
>She probably doesn't even remember me

Do you guys think adding her on jewbook and initiating conversation now is inappropriate? Adding her after the conversation would've been ideal in my mind, adding her now just seems...I don't know...creepy.
User avatar #140022 to #139995 - EdwardNigma (06/23/2014) [-]
Go for it, just hope like fucking hell she isn't creeped out by it. Play it cool, breeze past that shit, make a joke about it, fuck, I don't know.
#140012 to #139995 - dehumanizer (06/23/2014) [-]
yeah, its not like you could lose something out of it
User avatar #139998 to #139995 - oborawatabinost (06/23/2014) [-]
If your options are as limited as you say they are, you might as well try it. If she liked you at all she wouldn't mind. If she did start thinking you're a creep after that, that'd mean that she wasn't into you at all, so it wouldn't matter.
User avatar #139996 to #139995 - daryldixon (06/23/2014) [-]
do it nigga who cares
#139997 to #139996 - anonymous (06/23/2014) [-]
"who cares"
I do, nigga.
And I don't want to fuck things up too badly.
User avatar #140000 to #139997 - daryldixon (06/23/2014) [-]
if you havent talked to her since what could you possibly fuck up
User avatar #139980 - straitedge (06/23/2014) [-]
Posted this in /tech as well.
Quick help.
Being offered either a GeForce 9800GT 512MB or Radeon 6750 1GB with included power upgrades for a gaming desktop. Both are 80$.
I feel like it's obvious, but which one is better suited for running games such as arma 3, DayZ and all that jazz?
User avatar #139979 - groovyalpaca (06/23/2014) [-]
Hey advice, any guitar players on here? I desperately want to learn, not so I can be some douche who knows popular songs, but because I understand music and want to enjoy it even more. Any advice for a beginner?
#140014 to #139979 - dehumanizer (06/23/2014) [-]
look for tabs to songs you want to play and...practice...
User avatar #140057 to #140014 - groovyalpaca (06/23/2014) [-]
I don't want to just be able to play songs and not understand the instrument.
User avatar #140001 to #139979 - silverzepher (06/23/2014) [-]
learn to tune by ear, they will think you are magic, i can't play a fucking note, but i can tell you when a guitar is out of tune with just 1-3 strums. and fuck learning notes, you don't need it, just play how you feel(look up "guitarists who can't read notes" and be amazed)
User avatar #140007 to #140001 - groovyalpaca (06/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, I know what an out of tune note sounds like.
User avatar #140008 to #140007 - silverzepher (06/23/2014) [-]
then you are good, what is the problem?
User avatar #139987 to #139979 - makotoitou ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
play wallflower repetitively
User avatar #139981 to #139979 - supertanto (06/23/2014) [-]
ho guitarist here. first step is to determine what type of guitarist you wanna be, i.e what kind of music you want to play. Classical, grunge, metal, flamenco, country, doesn't matter. All styles are different. They work best with different guitars and different practice obviously. Do you own a guitar yet or still need to buy one? Any idea what type of guitar you wanna play?
User avatar #139989 to #139981 - groovyalpaca (06/23/2014) [-]
I have a really cheap guitar. I mostly want to play folk music, so I guess that falls under country. But I also want to play some classic rock because that's what I like
User avatar #139990 to #139989 - supertanto (06/23/2014) [-]
alright you're gonna wanna buy this book
www.amazon.com/Guitar-Chord-Encyclopedia-Handy-Gui
it's great. 10/10 have it and recommend it to any beginner. It basically tells you every single chord there is and you want to know. Since you already have background knowledge of music it shouldn't be too difficult.
You might wanna consider getting a guitar like this
www.guitarcenter.com/Epiphone-Limited-Edition-Wildkat-Royale-Electric-Guitar-107469959-i1560523.gc
or something similar to that if you're into folk and classic rock. Also try starting out by learning some of your favorite songs. Or at least easy ones that you like
User avatar #139993 to #139990 - groovyalpaca (06/23/2014) [-]
Okay, thank you! How long have you been playing, anyway?
User avatar #139994 to #139993 - supertanto (06/23/2014) [-]
I started playing about 10 years ago when i was 7, but i just fucked around on and off and didn't really start doing anything good until about 5 years ago. Then I really started practicing and taking it seriously. I'm currently in a band now and we're in the midst of making and recording our first studio album. I'm a singer/songwriting/guitarist. Although I'm not the best at it. We're mainly a grunge/garagerock band, so I can't offer you a shit ton of help when it comes to learning folk and country music
User avatar #139999 to #139994 - groovyalpaca (06/23/2014) [-]
Oh, we're the same age. And that's really awesome. I love 90s grunge. I'm just more into modern folk music like Mumford and Sons, The Avett Brothers, and Trampled by Turtles.
User avatar #140074 to #139999 - supertanto (06/23/2014) [-]
sweet. In that case, I'd suggest starting off with learning some punk/grunge songs first. Once you get simple notes down, Power Chords are the next easiest thing to do. And trust me once you learn to play songs it gets fun as fuck. Try learning the song Brain Stew by Green Day. It'd just power chord slides down the neck for pretty much the entire song. That was my (and most people's) first song learned. Try learning to read tabs too. ultimateguitar.com will have the best selections IMO. Other people like 911tabs.com and songsterr.com but it's all personal preference. Or if you want to get some fingering learn as much of Jessica by the Allman Brothers as you can. That's fun to fiddle around with. I'm sure you wanna learn the opening riff to sweet child o' mine as well. That is a lot more intimidating than it really is
User avatar #140089 to #140074 - groovyalpaca (06/24/2014) [-]
My name is Jessica so I'll definitely try that out eventually.
User avatar #140091 to #140089 - supertanto (06/24/2014) [-]
Yeah it's a fun little riff to play and to get warmed up to playing notes and moving around the frets. Not a huge fan of the song itself or the band but it's nice.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfM6nRVBvGs#t=27 (it should start around 27 seconds, if not just skip there).
#140075 to #140074 - chords ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
are you saying im easy ? how...DARE YOU
User avatar #140076 to #140075 - supertanto (06/23/2014) [-]
power chords nigga
#140077 to #140076 - chords ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
dude thats my cousin !
User avatar #140078 to #140077 - supertanto (06/23/2014) [-]
yeah i love playing with her. Especially when I tune down her G string. Then she's all over m D
#140080 to #140078 - chords ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
YOU SICK FUCK
User avatar #140081 to #140080 - supertanto (06/23/2014) [-]
good thing she's still a minor ;)
#139977 - anonymous (06/23/2014) [-]
I am 17 and I don't have a car. I get invited to parties pretty often but I can rarely go because I can never get a ride. My friends all live pretty far and I don't know what to do. Any suggestions?
#140015 to #139977 - dehumanizer (06/23/2014) [-]
walk/take the buss/take a cab
User avatar #139982 to #139977 - supertanto (06/23/2014) [-]
if you have $1k then you can have a car. Check your local craigslist listings. I've seen ads for a truck for a blowjob. I would not recommend that but its a pretty good example of how easy it is to find a car cheaply
User avatar #139978 to #139977 - makotoitou ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
buy one from a mexican
User avatar #139974 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
I know I'm probably crazy for thinking about her this much but I keep asking myself what if she doesn't come back? Or what if things aren't the same as before when she gets back?
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#139959 - anonymous (06/22/2014) [-]
Has anyone used anything to relieve their anxiety?
I've been diagnosed for years but i always refused medication because the side-effects scare me. I was thinking about finding a homeopathic remedy
My anxiety has gotten so bad so i need to find a way to treat it. Anybody got experience?
User avatar #139969 to #139959 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (06/22/2014) [-]
What causes the anxiety?

Is it social-anxiety?
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