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#129177 - kalvissh has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #129205 to #129177 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
I only have USD as well.

How do we know you'll pay back?
User avatar #129196 to #129177 - adviceguy (04/23/2014) [-]
I only have dollars though...
User avatar #129186 to #129177 - makotoitou ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
Get a job you hippy
#129188 to #129186 - kalvissh has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #129265 to #129188 - nommonsterbaa (04/24/2014) [-]
If you legit want help from anyone here, maybe you shouldn't be a total asshole. It's the advice board, yeah, but on the internet, and funnyjunk of all places. Don't expect everyone to be perfectly kind to you, and you don't make anything better by being a dick back.
User avatar #129189 to #129188 - makotoitou ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
Wow, a whole 20 pounds? You could earn that easily by getting a job you broke ass ho.
User avatar #129180 to #129177 - edlias (04/23/2014) [-]
Sell your sperm
#129182 to #129180 - kalvissh has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #129257 to #129182 - iridium (04/24/2014) [-]
You have internet. You're not broke.

Case closed.
User avatar #129183 to #129182 - edlias (04/23/2014) [-]
How about if you are so damn broke you sell whatever it is you are using to browse funnyjunk. Or instead or wasting time on the internet you go out and do anything you can for those 5 euros.
#129184 to #129183 - kalvissh has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #129190 to #129184 - edlias (04/23/2014) [-]
Well one quick trip to your profile and older comments shows the reason why you have no money is because you've spent it all on alcohol. And although you may be depressed or something nothing will change in your life unless you personally make it happen. People don't just swoop into other's lives and fix all their problems.
#129192 to #129190 - kalvissh has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #129198 to #129192 - Timmietim ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
Maybe you wouldn't be broke if you didn't m8
User avatar #129193 to #129192 - edlias (04/23/2014) [-]
Good luck to you then, I hope things turn out better for you soon.
#129194 to #129193 - kalvissh has deleted their comment [-]
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User avatar #129176 - kalvissh (04/23/2014) [-]
Who can lend me 5 euros? Cus i need to meet a girl tomorow and i'm broke.
#129156 - revengeforfreeze has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #129163 to #129156 - womanexplain (04/23/2014) [-]
Order pizza and if it gets worse call 911 or whatever your emergency number is.
User avatar #129167 to #129163 - revengeforfreeze (04/23/2014) [-]
Fees about the same but I don't know the emergency hotline in this country though I do have internet...
User avatar #129174 to #129167 - womanexplain (04/23/2014) [-]
Then look it up
#129157 to #129156 - proteinstain (04/23/2014) [-]
smoke some weed and binge on taco bell.
smoke some weed and binge on taco bell.
User avatar #129158 to #129157 - revengeforfreeze (04/23/2014) [-]
Can't do either
#129159 to #129158 - proteinstain (04/23/2014) [-]
Just eat something
Just eat something
User avatar #129160 to #129159 - revengeforfreeze (04/23/2014) [-]
I don't have jack here
#129162 to #129160 - proteinstain (04/23/2014) [-]
get up and get something then.
get up and get something then.
User avatar #129164 to #129162 - revengeforfreeze (04/23/2014) [-]
Wish I could but I have no money and I am not allowed to leave this room which is probably fir the better atm... Not sure what I was going to do anyway
#129166 to #129164 - proteinstain (04/23/2014) [-]
well i aint got shit
well i aint got shit
User avatar #129168 to #129166 - revengeforfreeze (04/23/2014) [-]
Important thing is you tried
#129154 - mexicandudeinsd (04/23/2014) [-]
anyone got link to todays game between real madrid and bayern munchen ?
livestream? pls i really wanna see it
#129175 to #129154 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, I tried googling but to no avail...

All links are spam...
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User avatar #129141 to #129140 - saltybanana (04/23/2014) [-]
well i cant say its normal, because thats anger issues what you have their son.
User avatar #129142 to #129141 - revengeforfreeze (04/23/2014) [-]
So, how do 'normal' people react then?
#129145 to #129142 - saltybanana (04/23/2014) [-]
just dont give a fuck what people tell you.    
walk it off
just dont give a fuck what people tell you.

walk it off
User avatar #129149 to #129145 - revengeforfreeze (04/23/2014) [-]
Okay. Well I feel as though I need to get revenge else they will do something.
User avatar #129151 to #129149 - saltybanana (04/23/2014) [-]
karma will eventually get them back. happens to everyone ex. my ex cheated on me, and now shes prego and jobless, and no mo baby daddy in the picture

btw im sleeping with her best friend too, so i feel happy
User avatar #129152 to #129151 - revengeforfreeze (04/23/2014) [-]
Ha. Cool, I guess.
User avatar #129143 to #129142 - herecomesjohnny (04/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #129146 to #129143 - revengeforfreeze (04/23/2014) [-]
They react by integrity? Strange, I also integrity. Maybe I don't integrity enough.
what do you mean anyway?
User avatar #129148 to #129146 - herecomesjohnny (04/23/2014) [-]
just don't give a fuck about what people tell you.
User avatar #129139 - ebperik (04/23/2014) [-]
This is going to sound really stupid, but bear with me. I have close to zero knowledge of computers and everything that's affiliated with it. I actually had to google what kind of cable you use to connect to a router.
Say someone has their stationary computer connected with an ethernet cable straight to a router, and say someone was using their laptop on the same network, but connected via a wireless connection. Would the person connected via the ethernet cable be able to see what the other person is viewing in their browser?
User avatar #129147 to #129139 - ipostcp (04/23/2014) [-]
Nawh. Only if a special program is used.
User avatar #129155 to #129147 - ebperik (04/23/2014) [-]
Thanks man, now I can do research knowing that no one is spying over my shoulder
User avatar #129181 to #129155 - edlias (04/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #129134 - qwertyjr (04/23/2014) [-]
Sup niggas. Met a girl in manhattan. Potential love interest. Pretty nice lookin. Problem? She's embarrassing as fuck to be around. Nigga she annoying. Random outbursts, yells, horrible laughter. What do?
User avatar #129197 to #129134 - adviceguy (04/23/2014) [-]
Sounds like a potential hook up and not much more.
Unless you like that type of personality.
User avatar #129135 to #129134 - jamespowell (04/23/2014) [-]
Thats who she is. If you cant deal with it then she isnt a potential love interest.
User avatar #129138 to #129135 - qwertyjr (04/23/2014) [-]
that's true. you got it.
User avatar #129153 to #129138 - jamespowell (04/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #129133 - swagasauruss ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
Was wondering if anyone knew what arkansas law says about the police recording someone without their consent? I know regularly its illegal to record someone without their knowledge in arkansas but I dont know what law applies to the police.
User avatar #129199 to #129133 - adviceguy (04/23/2014) [-]
Depends..I think as long as video of you isn't being distributed or meant to be than someone can record whatever they feel like.
#129161 to #129133 - proteinstain (04/23/2014) [-]
Police enforce the law they arent above it.
Police enforce the law they arent above it.
User avatar #129232 to #129161 - swagasauruss ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I understand that but their are laws in place allowing them to record people in certain situations and I was wondering if anyone knew about those laws
User avatar #129129 - zanekin (04/23/2014) [-]
Single for the first time in over 5 years…
What do?
How does one be single? haha
Also any attempts at cheering me up are appreciated as well
#129144 to #129129 - saltybanana (04/23/2014) [-]
ive been single now for about hmmmm 3years?

its pretty fun tbh. wont have to deal with texting back that specific person, and get into arguments.
me myself had made alot of girl friends i mean like friends, not literally a gfs go out alot get to talk to more gilrs without being yelled at, and you save a shit load of money on car insurance by switching to single
User avatar #129169 to #129144 - zanekin (04/23/2014) [-]
You make some good points my man
User avatar #129137 to #129129 - Ottovan (04/23/2014) [-]
Never had a gf before and I'm almost 22.

Take it like a grain of salt.... Being single sucks shit sticks, But there's really no way you can force someone to be with you.

Best thing you can do is just focus on yourself and become that guy that every chick wants a piece of.
User avatar #129136 to #129129 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
Sorry to hear that...

What do?
Continue living your life.

'How does one be single?'
With your new-found excess amounts of free time, pick up a hobby or an interest and pursue it.
Always wanted to make websites? Now's your chance.
Always wanted to watch Game of Thrones? Now's your chance.

Anyhow, look at the positive side in things right now.
If you're a male, your wallet is now free!
User avatar #129171 to #129136 - zanekin (04/23/2014) [-]
Yes my wallet will enjoy this!
Thanks man
User avatar #129131 to #129129 - usarmyexplain (04/23/2014) [-]
You are finally free to post nudes in nsfw
User avatar #129172 to #129131 - zanekin (04/23/2014) [-]
I think I'll pass but you make a good point
User avatar #129241 to #129172 - usarmyexplain (04/24/2014) [-]
The army made me gay a little bit
#129119 - evanomicfour (04/23/2014) [-]
So I have this ridiculously hot, 11/10 brown haired, green eyed, absolute bombshell of a girl all over my McJohnson and fries. The bad news, the chick is 16. I'm fucking 21. What do? Seriously, I don't want to go to jail, but my cock might really defeat me on this one. This chick has read 50 Shades of Gray ONE TIME and she's ready to pelvicly destroy any man that walks within a 12 foot radius. Fj has failed me many times before, probably more times than you have helped me. But please fellow junkers, what do?
So I have this ridiculously hot, 11/10 brown haired, green eyed, absolute bombshell of a girl all over my McJohnson and fries. The bad news, the chick is 16. I'm fucking 21. What do? Seriously, I don't want to go to jail, but my cock might really defeat me on this one. This chick has read 50 Shades of Gray ONE TIME and she's ready to pelvicly destroy any man that walks within a 12 foot radius. Fj has failed me many times before, probably more times than you have helped me. But please fellow junkers, what do?
User avatar #129227 to #129119 - KiraLives (04/24/2014) [-]
I've been in relationships with big age gaps before. It generally ends poorly until you're old enough that the gap doesn't mean as much. There's a lot of difference between a 16yo and a 21yo in terms of maturity and general self-awareness.
#129132 to #129119 - minutes ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
Well where i live it would be legal, but even if I lived in america, i would do it. I mean how big are the chances that you will get caught? Taking risks is what makes life exciting. What do you later wanna think about? How you could've fucked her or how you did fuck her?
User avatar #129126 to #129119 - adviceguy (04/23/2014) [-]
You will have so much more fun with a 7/10 21 year old than a 11/10 16 year old. Just trust me on this one.
User avatar #129125 to #129119 - Nameloc (04/23/2014) [-]

Although in the same sense, do it while you have the chance.
Just be sure no one will find out and that you have proof it was consensual.
Just don't get her preggers, bro.
#129120 to #129119 - slantedvanity (04/23/2014) [-]
Wait till she turns 18, no brainer.
Wait till she turns 18, no brainer.
User avatar #129273 to #129120 - evanomicfour (04/24/2014) [-]
Thank you everyone. You all made some good points. I think I'm just going to avoid her until she forgets about me. I really like vagina, but I love my freedom even more.
#129107 - Tyranitar (04/23/2014) [-]
Here is a currently-going story of morals I could use some help on.

My brother, who is in like a billion clubs and stuff, auditioned for and got a spot in a play a few months ago. It's just some crap murder mystery the director wrote herself in like 2 hours, but he was excited for it. Anyway, he had to fill in a sheet about scheduling conflicts, so they would know if someone couldn't make it due to an event. My brother has been in robotics club all year, and their tournament is next Saturday. Knowing this months in advance, my bro put it on the list to ask that there be no rehearsal on this date.

He works really hard for this play, attending every rehearsal and pretty much being a kiss-ass to the director. Well, the play is scheduled later for the Sunday AFTER the robotics tournament, which is no problem, as my brother will just do them both. However, here is where the shit hits the fan.

Today, my brother gets a text from the director. Because of the play being on Sunday, there is a mandatory dress rehearsal on Saturday. The director tells my brother to DROP OUT OF THE TOURNAMENT HE WORKED SO HARD FOR or else he must forfeit his role in the play. Obviously preferring to stick with the day he looked forward to most all year, he tells the director that he will be choosing it over the play. 5 minutes later, the bitch sends a swear-riddled rage text pretty much telling my bro to go fuck himself, he is a horrible person, he will never work a play in this town after this, etc. etc. and then SHE FUCKING SAYS HE SHOULD'VE PUT IT AS A SCHEDULE CONFLICT IF IT WAS SO IMPORTANT, WHICH HE FUCKING DID!!!!

My bro is near tears after this, my mom and dad are furious, but I just kinda stand there. But I have the worst reaction. When I'm this mad, I don't just yell for a moment and calm down. I went to the Internet and pretty much exploded all over this bitch's performance.

User avatar #129110 to #129107 - Tyranitar (04/23/2014) [-]
Pretty much, I told all my friends who intended to go not to even buy a ticket. I sort of ranted about it all over my Facebook to relatives. I got word to spread about this among my high school classmates, who are the largest target audience for the play. And I even posted that I'm willing to spoil the play using my brother's copy of the script (the director is dead-serious about keeping the victim and murderer in the play an absolute secret). And I was about to send a reply text without my brother's consent starting with something along the lines of "Cocksucking asswipe," but decided I had to draw a line somewhere.

But now the real trouble begins. I learned after this that this isn't just a regular old play. It's a fucking VFW charity play... So I just played a part in mangling an effort to raise money, for a support I cause, because of my uncontrollable anger at what the director did to my brother... Well, I suppose the play is already ruined since my brother, a major character, just jumped out after 6 weeks of rehearsal days before the play, but anyway...

Still, though, what do I do? It's not like I can just say "I was just kidding about the 'dildo-munching porn whore' comments, go see the play, it's for charity."
User avatar #129127 to #129110 - adviceguy (04/23/2014) [-]
Any human being who allows the actions of a single 14 year old to put them into such a rage needs to reevaluate their life. If it's such an issue for her then she should just let him be in the play without the rehearsal.
Her rage is the common practice of a Bitch not getting everything her way. Hopefully she compromises and apologizes and just lets your brother back into the play to make peace as well as save her own ass.
User avatar #129112 to #129110 - Tyranitar (04/23/2014) [-]
"support I cause........"
Cause I support, rather. I do a piss poor job at proofreading when I'm mad, sorry.
User avatar #129111 to #129110 - Tyranitar (04/23/2014) [-]
Oh, by the way, my brother is only 14. So it ain't like I'm flipping out because someone swore out an adult.

The nice, innocent kind of 14. Not the swearing, out of control rap music thug kind of 14 that most kids are.
User avatar #129115 to #129111 - TexMex (04/23/2014) [-]
You did the right thing man. She's a bitch for being willing to lose money that is intended to be donated to charity just to act out her believed superiority against an innocent kid.
Do what you must to destroy that play, seriously if that happened to me I would do the same thing.
Also, if you still feel bad for the money the charity didn't get, I'd suggest you donate the amount of money that the ticket would cost yourself. (But you don't have to, just if you you need to for your own sake)
User avatar #129117 to #129115 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
Not to mention most major charities only really spend 13% of the gross income towards the actual cause.
User avatar #129113 to #129111 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
I wouldn't stress too much about ruining the play.

The director ruined it.
You're shitfacing the director, not the play.
It's best people know what type of person the director is; One that curses out and verbally attacks a teenager isn't someone who should be running a charity event.
The scheduling conflicts is due to her ignorance. Especially since they could have the rehearsal later that day or on Sunday. They could even let him skip rehearsal. But nope. Director couldn't have that.

You're not in the wrong. Your brother is not in the wrong. The director is in the wrong.
Now, I know this is from a biased standpoint, but the fact that she acted so arrogantly and so ignorantly shows that she should not be in charge of such a thing. It reminds me of the church I helped out when they fed the homeless. The person in charge was there only because she wanted recognition for the community service. She was no where near a religious person, yet played it up like no tomorrow. It was blatantly obvious she was Agnostic, and that she was just spewing crap from her mouth. That's where I drew the line and just quit helping there.
#129105 - DrProfessorPatrick (04/23/2014) [-]
Recently I've decided to try to lose some fat in order to slim down and boost my confidence. I'm about 5' 7" and weigh about 165 pounds. I lift for an hour or two, 5 days out of the week. I'm still unclear about what's the best way to slim down without losing muscle. So here are my questions:
1. From what friends have told me, doing intense running such as sprints are best rather than long distance running. Is this true?
2. Would a diet help with fat loss (eating more fruit and vegetables and less carbs and meat)?
3. Is it inevitable that i'll lose some muscle in the process or is there a way to lose fat and still retain the muscle i have now (or even improve my muscular build)?
4. I mainly want to target my stomach fat and sides. What exercises work best on those? Or does fat burn evenly through the whole body
I need as much help as I can get! Losing this fat will really give me the confidence boost I need to start doing better in life. Thanks guys!
User avatar #129128 to #129105 - adviceguy (04/23/2014) [-]
Long distance running and core workouts will be your friend. Swimming, biking, and other such activities are nice ways to remain entertained while working out your full body in a lean way.
Honestly "dieting" is such a subjective concept. Cutting out fried foods and soda can do a lot for weight loss. But one does not necessarily need to count calories or all of that intricate stuff. Especially at your described build. I'm an inch taller than you and around the same weight and i'm in great shape so I don't think you need to lose too much weight maybe 10 pounds at the most.
Do sit ups and side sit ups as well.
Side sit ups is referring to keeping your back flat and turning your legs so that you are on your hip and then sit up like normal. This is what helps you get the side abs as well as the regular set.

Sit up workouts with medicine balls also works well
and box jumps are good workout as well.
If you're trying to lose weight avoid things like bench and squatting. You'll get stronger but look about the same.
#129118 to #129105 - saltybanana (04/23/2014) [-]
Mr.Mudqaphacka is in dah hoouse!!

alright man i heard you build some muscle am i rite? okay den im guide you into the best advice i know to date been lifting for a full year so got a the lil bs thru

my advice
1) Stay away from the tredmill there buddy! i dont mean as if dont look at it or go on it let me tell you why hit the weights first hombre!
2!!)make a workout routine
ex. -(mon) chest day why mon cause you have the most energy to do push movements IMO
-(tue) leg day fav fucking day
-(wed) back and traps!
-(thur) shoulders
-(fri) arms/calves
3) id recommend to eat alil more protein at first to build muscle first
4) last but not least the weight loss part, jump rope, HIIT, and tredmill. best way to see results is to do it at the end of the workout with weights

pic related after atleast 4years
User avatar #129116 to #129105 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
From my experience:

1) No. Working with Amazon Fulfillment and power-walking for 10-12hrs straight a day, I can tell you that going for the long-haul is much more promising than something quick. I used to try and run around my block every so often... with no results... Only because running around the block took under 7 minutes each lap. And I'd only do it like once or twice... Meanwhile at Amazon I walked 14+ miles a day. I still have calves of Steel from working there. So much more beneficial. Basically, the longer and slower you can do a workout, the better the results. This is true with most things, so when it comes to running for a short period of time but faster and running for a longer time... Running for the longer time is best. Also you need to expend that excess energy 'else you'll get cramps like a mofo. So after running, be sure to walk for a good 10 minutes.

2) YES. Control your diet. No fake "0 calories" stuff.

3) Not sure on this one, not enough experience, however I can tell you that the more muscle you gain the heavier you will be. Well, if you were to gain a LOT of muscle... Which is a good thing. You'd be transferring the weight from Fat to Muscle.

4) Again, not entirely experienced, although in general fat burns throughout the whole body. Muscle gain, however, is a different story.
I'm sure someone else could help you out with a routine/ better advice from experience.
Best experience I have was working at Amazon and power-walking for hours on end. (My calves are FREAKING HUGE now.)
User avatar #129090 - fishinyourface (04/23/2014) [-]
I just need to get this off my chest, it might be long but here's the situation. I used to be best friends with this girl, and she'd never been in a relationship before, neither have I. She was such a sweetheart, and we always shared laughs together, I loved hanging out with her. She also told me we'd be best friends forever, and we were real friends, even when we graduated. She would occasionally tell me about what kid of boyfriend she was looking for, which was a nice guy obviously, a little bit older than her, and with the same interests. Later she felt lonely but she never spoke to me about it, she always spoke to another girl who was more experienced in the relationship department, which is fine. But....now it's been about 2 years since she's met this piece of shit at a night club. And he's a real douchebag. first of all, he's 33, 11 years older than her, and he has no job, and acts like a fucking 16 year old who just discovered alcohol and partying....I thought she would just learn from her mistakes when she asked him to be in a relationship with her, and he said no because she was too young/inexperienced. She was crying to another friend that night, and I Thought she would get over it and that's that. But it turns out she's still fucking talking to him....none of her friends like him, he's been drunk every single time we've met him, and he's done nothing but be a dick. Only ONE stupid cunt bitch encourages this behavior and that's because she's a stupid relationship whore who can't live a day in her life without being in a relationship. What broke my heart recently, is that I found out she fucked him for the first time, and yet....they're not in a relationship and she wonders why AND SHE STILL TALKS TO HIM. He's clearly using her for sex now because he can get that from her because she's a fucking idiot. What hurts me the most is that I'm finding this out from another friend who hates the douchebag. I mean...where the fuck is this going? because she's-
User avatar #129091 to #129090 - fishinyourface (04/23/2014) [-]
-the type to be idiotic enough to not use a condom or skip the pill and think "it'll be fine, he said he'd pull out." and I'm not going to deal with bullshit pregnancy scares. If she starts that shit I just....I'm so disappointed at this point, I don't even know, she's not the girl I knew before, she's changed so much for this cunt....why? just....WHY? also, in case you think I'm being a fedora-wearing neckbeard, I'm a girl, and she was my best friend and I feel like I've lost her now...
#129114 to #129091 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
Drop her. She won't change. Not for a while. Not until it's too late.   
Changing someone's opinions is incredibly hard. It's the same reason why when you get into a relationship with someone, people will say "Oh you two are so perfect together, blah blah blah" and then when you break up they'll suddenly say "Yeah that person was ugly and stupid and retarded blah blah blah."   
Why do people do this? Because they know they can't change your opinion on something.   
And unfortunately, at this point... You can either choose to deal with it and support her, or you can drop all contact with her, or you can choose to simply confront her about it and tell her that it isn't a wise choice to date him. Because you won't ever be able to change her opinion and feelings towards that guy...   
The latter two options will obviously end the friendship... But unfortunately it's all you can do.   
Some things people have to just learn the hard way.
Drop her. She won't change. Not for a while. Not until it's too late.

Changing someone's opinions is incredibly hard. It's the same reason why when you get into a relationship with someone, people will say "Oh you two are so perfect together, blah blah blah" and then when you break up they'll suddenly say "Yeah that person was ugly and stupid and retarded blah blah blah."
Why do people do this? Because they know they can't change your opinion on something.

And unfortunately, at this point... You can either choose to deal with it and support her, or you can drop all contact with her, or you can choose to simply confront her about it and tell her that it isn't a wise choice to date him. Because you won't ever be able to change her opinion and feelings towards that guy...
The latter two options will obviously end the friendship... But unfortunately it's all you can do.

Some things people have to just learn the hard way.
User avatar #129096 to #129091 - marinepenguin (04/23/2014) [-]
Unfortunately people change as they get older, and not always for the better. If you can't stand seeing her with this guy who is clearly a terrible influence on her, then you need to make a decision on whether or not you want to be in her life.
User avatar #129098 to #129096 - fishinyourface (04/23/2014) [-]
it really sucks that she's this oblivious..
User avatar #129101 to #129098 - marinepenguin (04/23/2014) [-]
Sometimes people see something in others that they want, and they completely ignore any negative ramifications of being with that person. It sucks, I've been there. And honestly, that person who I've been friends with for years, is officially getting cut out of my life.

I made a hard decision which I think is for the better. You will too.
User avatar #129102 to #129101 - fishinyourface (04/23/2014) [-]
thank you, it really helps
User avatar #129095 to #129091 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/23/2014) [-]
Not your problem. If she wants to ruin her life then that's her fault. Move on.
User avatar #129094 to #129091 - lostminder (04/23/2014) [-]
damn that's messed up. sorry to hear about that. why don't you try hooking her up with someone your age? maybe that will help? im just trying to help
User avatar #129099 to #129094 - fishinyourface (04/23/2014) [-]
thanks for your reply, I appreciate it
User avatar #129100 to #129099 - lostminder (04/23/2014) [-]
i can't imagine how sucky it feels to have that happen to someone you care about
User avatar #129063 - smashingkills (04/23/2014) [-]
I need to house train two puppies soon or else I'll have to get rid of them. Any tips/help? I really want to keep these guys.
User avatar #129089 to #129063 - advicedude (04/23/2014) [-]
be mad at them when they don't pee in the pad. give them treats when they do.
User avatar #129065 to #129063 - moarpotatos (04/23/2014) [-]
It takes a while in some cases, but there are three things you are going to want to keep in mind:
1. Walk them. Often. 15 minutes after eating, especially. Bring treats with you, and when they macht die Pisswasser or Scheiße outside, reward them.
2. Try to teach them that going inside is bad. If they pee or poop in the house, don't be too harsh but try to get the message across.
3. Consider using pee pads. When I got my second dog we first trained it to always go on the pads (which was actually quite easy) and then gradually it started only going outside.

Again, it can be frustrating and difficult, and sometimes take a while. But you'll get there eventually.
User avatar #129067 to #129065 - smashingkills (04/23/2014) [-]
I've been using Puppy Pads (Pee pads) for a bit now, they use them but the still will go to the bathroom everywhere else too. I'll try to take them out more often and try to be a bit more strict about them going inside, hopefully they pick it up. Thanks for the tips.
User avatar #129093 to #129067 - coconuthat (04/23/2014) [-]
Also take them to the spot they pooped in and tell them 'NO!" move the poop to the pee pads and let them smell it, give positive feed back and they'll learn that this is a place to poop all the time not just occasionally
#129058 - Womens Study Major (04/23/2014) [-]
Fitness question!

What is the best workout you can do at home on a daily or bi-daily basis to get super toned, six pack abs? Ideally without crunches.
User avatar #129066 to #129058 - marinepenguin (04/23/2014) [-]
Contrary to popular belief abs is just a trait of having low body fat. Decrease your body fat while maintaining your muscle and you'll get a six pack.
User avatar #129059 to #129058 - saltybanana (04/23/2014) [-]
jump rope

do 30mins everymorning i gruantee a six pac
User avatar #129047 - huntergriff ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
does this seem legit? because....I could use the money.
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User avatar #129062 to #129047 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
Not legit.
If you really need the money, become an M-Turk.

Also, for game-related jobs, search via:
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User avatar #129064 to #129062 - huntergriff ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
hm, what's an M-turk?
User avatar #129109 to #129064 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
As the site says.

Large companies out-source to hundreds of thousands of people for small tasks.
The highest paying tasks on Amazon's Mechanical Turk website is audo-transcriptions. You're timed, but it's worth it.

And it is created by Amazon.
User avatar #129272 to #129109 - huntergriff ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
is it tax free, or would you still have to pay taxes?
User avatar #129274 to #129272 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I am not entirely sure, sorry.

Although the work varies from free to $34 a 'HIT.' I doubt they'll tax each individual thing. However they could tax you collectively. As in, as you pool the money together it's taxed. You would have to create an account and find out yourself.
User avatar #129054 to #129047 - makotoitou ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
As soon as I clicked the first link I got a spam ad for a $500 Amazon gift card

You tell me
User avatar #129056 to #129054 - huntergriff ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
strange, i never got it.
#129029 - Womens Study Major (04/23/2014) [-]
i've been having thoughts about packing a few things and leaving
im 15, male, got good enough common sense to make it on my own.
i don't know why.
i love my family, i live in a middle class area, and i feel like an ungrateful POS for thinking of doing this to my parents, which honestly is the only thing holding me back.
i think i just feel couped up and too sheltered, "bored" i guess.

#129121 to #129029 - slantedvanity (04/23/2014) [-]
Don't move out unless you have a job or a source of income and able to handle a ton of responsibilities.
User avatar #129108 to #129029 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
Moving out is a nice ideal and all.

Up until you realize decent apartments run for $900/ month and up, and your quickest job will be part time making $400/ month or less.
That's not even including utilities, food, clothes, etc.

Other than that your only option is really knowing good connections or becoming homeless.
User avatar #129097 to #129029 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/23/2014) [-]
I suggest you don't do that... It's these kind of decisions that you regret later.
#129031 to #129029 - saltybanana (04/23/2014) [-]
why dont you try camping for a week i know theres a program that takes you away for a week in the woods.

id talk to your parents about this, it will help you more connected to them
#129036 to #129031 - Womens Study Major (04/23/2014) [-]
i go camping all the time, i do sports, i honestly have no reason to want to leave
User avatar #129038 to #129036 - saltybanana (04/23/2014) [-]
try those military camping ones, youd enjoy it
#129043 to #129038 - Womens Study Major (04/23/2014) [-]
maybe, but dont those cost alot of money?
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User avatar #129044 to #129041 - saltybanana (04/23/2014) [-]
naw sometimes they are voluntary, but hey thats why i said talk y\to your folks man. they could help you out as well
#129045 to #129044 - Womens Study Major (04/23/2014) [-]
thanks. think ill look into that
thanks. think ill look into that
User avatar #129025 - gabsmatags (04/23/2014) [-]
Hey guys! So I'm working on a project for my English class and I need to come up with a visual representation of a dramatic scene, so I decided on taking a series of photos starring my best friend as Annabel Lee from the poem by Poe. Basically, I'm a total noob when it comes to photography and I want this to turn out really nice. Any tips before I get started? Anyone think maybe they could help with editing if I need it?
#129122 to #129025 - Nameloc (04/23/2014) [-]

**Framing and taking photos*
Frame each shot well. Imagine it as if it were hanging up in a gallery.
Do not take tens of photos because "I can always delete the bad ones." (If you do this, chances are, they're all going to be bad.)
If anything, limit yourself to only one shot for each scene. Doing this will make yourself try and perfect the shot.
Be sure that there isn't any blur from the camera shaking or from the person moving -- If you have a DSLR camera, or one you can borrow, take it because it will make photos come out better. (Quicker shutter speed reduces blur.)
Make sure the camera you're using has an anti-shake feature, if not get yourself a tripod.

Honestly, unless you're adding filters over it, changing focus (by taking away distractions in the photo, and making the intended focus of the image more pronounced) , or cleaning up the photo (taking out something that shouldn't have been there, removing red eye, etc.) , then you won't really need to edit it.
If you do need help editing, I have Photoshop CC and all the time in the world on my hands.
(I'll reply to this comment with things I've shopped. Note that they will be more along the lines of obscure edits.)

Pic related, I took it with a decent $120 point-and-shoot camera.
Other pictures I took while I was in New York: earthmacro.com/pictures.aspx#newyork
#129123 to #129122 - Nameloc (04/23/2014) [-]
Okay I don't know why the freaking emotes appeared in my comment... Anyhow...

Most recently I did this edit.
Here's the Original: funnyjunk.com/lel/funny-pictures/5106438/
#129124 to #129123 - Nameloc (04/23/2014) [-]
Here's an Oryx, Tiger, and Goose mix.
(Oryx with a Goose's beak and a Tiger's mouth/ teeth.)
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#129012 - LordoftheBacon (04/22/2014) [-]
So im stuck between a rock and a hard place FJ I need your help.
Met this 7/10 qt she is awesome but we are polar opposites in some ways but we kinda balance a bit idk.
She likes hard rock/punk vs I listen to strictly Death Metal/Black Metal
She is into some hard drugs vs I spend more time on /dis/ and /del/ then a normal person ever should.
She is 18 vs Im 25
She is going to school to be a nurse vs Im jobless and doing nothing with my life.
Basically we have been texting non stop for like 5 days now Im talking good morning, good nights, how the day was, etc etc etc
We kissed for the first time a few hours ago and she told me to text her I did but no reply nothing just silence. Why the fuck am I freaking out?...I really need to slow down on the dph....any advice would help alot please. *pic cause she is terrified of clowns*
User avatar #129055 to #129012 - hor (04/23/2014) [-]
Well, what are you afraid of? If you love her and she loves you, there's no reason not to try. Wouldn't you rather try than spend the rest of your life wondering what if?

Also what would you recommend for a first time dissociative user? I'm a polydrug user, and haven't gotten to try any dissociatives, but I've been hearing great things. The problem is the availability, while I want to get into dissociatives, I don't want to lose my dis virginity to an allegedly shitty drug like DXM, although I've heard mixed reports about it. So should I say fuck it yolo and down some cough syrup, wait for some ketamine to come around, or risk getting a package of 3-MeO-PCP seized?
User avatar #129057 to #129055 - LordoftheBacon (04/23/2014) [-]
My personal opionion and this is coming from a psychonaut that has been doing this since age 13. If your into dis then lurk /dis/ 420chan.org great people really. Also if its your first time its based on the rule of thumb weight/expierence/mindset. What you weigh? Also Dex is a wonderful drug you dont have to only pound cough syrup you can pop robo gels, delysum is great, pure dxm you can order online no criminal charges. Also if your new to dex then ill sum it up for you as best I can.
1.Do you like a nice clean long but med-strong high.
2.Do you want a bombardment to your senses and makes you see the universe from your couch?
1? Poli for you friend - drink some delysum (first time just 1 bottle and play music that makes you happy as you relax)
2?Hbr - go for robo or pure dxm or an extraction
Start here www.erowid.org/
Then go here boards.420chan.org/del/
Then here You need to login to view this link
Lurk forums and you can find just about anything you might wanna know. I just took 300/400 dph/dxm about 30 minutes ago. Wish me luck.
#129061 to #129057 - hor (04/23/2014) [-]
Also, happy tripping(just read the last bit)!
Also, happy tripping(just read the last bit)!
#129060 to #129057 - hor (04/23/2014) [-]
I'm a psychonaut as well(although rather new), been using psychedelics for the past year. I've tried all the traditional psychedelics beyond mescaline and ayahuasca, and I've been expanding into research chemicals. I need something completely new, so I figured I'd look into dissociatives because I'm too much of a pussy for deliriants. I know about Erowid(I can't tell you all the hours I've wasted on that site) and 420chan already, I'm just indecisive and the more opinions the better. I'll check out darkridge, though. I was actually considering extracting poli from Delsyum, that was going to be my first DXM trip, just didn't know if I should wait until I could get something better first. But I guess if I can't get anything else for awhile save for 3-MeO, which I'd have to risk losing, I might as well try it. Thanks for the info.
User avatar #129079 to #129060 - LordoftheBacon (04/23/2014) [-]
Even if your nervous about del then just do a half and half dose of dxm/dph and you will be golden.
User avatar #129016 to #129012 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
The age gap is at the peak of the 'standard age gap creepiness formula.'
what-if.xkcd.com/9/ xkcd.com/314/

Anyhow, it could be that you worry about her parents knowing that you two are dating. It could very well be the reason why she hasn't responded yet.

Essentially -- Re-evaluation is what you are afraid of. You're afraid of losing her after you two have gotten so close. It's the fear and constant thought of her bailing out on having a relationship with you.
User avatar #129017 to #129016 - LordoftheBacon (04/22/2014) [-]
I am worried about that actually I know there is 7 year diffrence and I feel like a creep a little bit. Idk
User avatar #129026 to #129017 - legendaryhero ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
The age gap is fine.
#129024 to #129017 - ronjeremysweiner (04/22/2014) [-]
the age gap thrm is half your age plus 7
25/2 = 12+7 = 19
it's on the edge, but I see nothin wrong
User avatar #129027 to #129024 - legendaryhero ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
Wasn't the thrm actually 5?
User avatar #129028 to #129027 - legendaryhero ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
i mean like, half and +5?
#129032 to #129028 - ronjeremysweiner (04/23/2014) [-]
idk i thought it was seven

but if it was 5 then
15/2 + 5 = 12.5
i would feel weird dating a twelve yr old at 15
15/2 + 7 = 14.5
sounds good .
15/2 + 6 = 13.5
maybe 6?
six sounds like it should be the official one
User avatar #129035 to #129032 - legendaryhero ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
Eh, I know people who dated a twelve year old when they were 15.
It was fine since the 15 year old didn't really look 15 nor was he really mature.
The girl was, because i dont know, she is a girl.
#129033 to #129032 - ronjeremysweiner (04/23/2014) [-]
for the record I have a D in math
User avatar #129020 to #129017 - ipostcp (04/22/2014) [-]
My grandpa married my grandma when she was 16 and he was 28.
User avatar #129021 to #129020 - LordoftheBacon (04/22/2014) [-]
diffrent times I assume idk how old you or your parents are
User avatar #129022 to #129021 - ipostcp (04/22/2014) [-]
It doesn't really matter what time it was. It is still shifty looking for them.
User avatar #129019 to #129017 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Again, it's the whole "re-evaluation" aspect on her part that you are worried about.

Find a way to kill time. Get your mind off of it until she does text you back, or until the next time you two meet.

Also, 'females mature mentally faster than males.'
So it is no real surprise that you two fit so well together. I wouldn't beat yourself up about it. If she were 17, things would be worse. But hey, she's 18 and legal, her parents can't do crap.
#129014 to #129012 - minutes ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Just wait. It's not like she's going to aprubtly cut off all contact. Being with an older girl is ok, differences in personality and preferences are good as well. It may lead to a few fights in a relationship but if you like each other enough it's going to work out. Best of luck man.
User avatar #129015 to #129014 - LordoftheBacon (04/22/2014) [-]
Thank you for the reply It does help I tend to freak about shit like this then calm down. Idk my head is weird sometimes.
User avatar #129011 - ScottP (04/22/2014) [-]
Anyone know some good and easy-to-make pre-workout foods?
User avatar #129069 to #129011 - marinepenguin (04/23/2014) [-]
Look up preworkout powders for energy. You'll understand those videos "when the preworkout kicks in".
#129034 to #129011 - saltybanana (04/23/2014) [-]
try cutting up a whole banana put them in a container with walnuts and almonds, and dazzel that shit with honey if you want a healthy pre workout

try Hype-mud
what it is is insta coffe, with pepsi mix together shits cray

User avatar #129013 to #129011 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Look into Protein Powder/ Protein Bars.
They are great for pre-workout foods.
#129040 to #129013 - ronjeremysweiner (04/23/2014) [-]
dont use protein powder
eat a shit ton of almonds instead.
same fucking thing except you wont piss protein
User avatar #129068 to #129040 - marinepenguin (04/23/2014) [-]
You won't "piss protein" until you consume more protein than what the body can use. Consuming one protein filled drink won't do that.
#129070 to #129068 - ronjeremysweiner (04/23/2014) [-]
protein powder has too many risks/negatives,
kidney problems, lack of nutrition.
it's better to drink milk or eat nuts, or meat
stay away from that powder shit.
give it 20 years, they're going to find worse side-effects from it
User avatar #129071 to #129070 - marinepenguin (04/23/2014) [-]
That's only if you're taking it in excess. If you eat a normal diet, and use protein shakes for extra calories and protein to gain weight then you won't have nutrition problems. And kidney problems only arise when you take hardcore shit that is generally not advised anymore, like creatine. Taking a whey protein shake once or twice a day with a meal isn't going to hurt you.
#129073 to #129071 - ronjeremysweiner (04/23/2014) [-]
i'd rather stay away from it and let other ppl be the test rats.
milk and nuts stop smiling and act ur age have been working for humanities entire existence so why stop now.
User avatar #129078 to #129073 - marinepenguin (04/23/2014) [-]
Fair enough, don't get me wrong I eat tons of eggs, meats, nuts, drink plenty of milk and have a great diet. But adding in a protein shake just for an extra bunch of calories and even 20g more of protein, I've gained 30 pounds of muscle and put 50-75lbs on all my lifts. It's just made things a little bit easier for a guy thats naturally tall and skinny like me.
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