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Latest users (4): alecbaldwinning, falleone, hotrodman, tobituary, anonymous(15).
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User avatar #110936 to #110933 - genericnewfag (01/10/2014) [-]
whats up?
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User avatar #110997 to #110943 - friendlypitbull (01/10/2014) [-]
It's really obvious that you're just attention whoring.
#110968 to #110943 - iridium (01/10/2014) [-]
-Don't call police about it or talk about it with anyone   
-"Won't let me get my razor out"   
-He wants to leave you like this   
-Goes to a random advice board to ask for people to chat   
   
2/10
-Don't call police about it or talk about it with anyone
-"Won't let me get my razor out"
-He wants to leave you like this
-Goes to a random advice board to ask for people to chat

2/10
User avatar #110946 to #110943 - ihatecarltonbanks (01/10/2014) [-]
seriously though its SO obvious you just want some attention. I didnt think it was possible to contradict yourself in one sentence but you found a way. just go back to youtube and post your attention seeking videos
User avatar #110945 to #110943 - ihatecarltonbanks (01/10/2014) [-]
"wont let you get your razor out"

yeah sounds like a douche! screw him for caring.
#110928 - anonymous (01/09/2014) [-]
Anyone here ever experiance hallucinations from lack of sleep?   
I've never had a hallucination before and its a bit scary how realistic they are. Towards the afternoon at work i'll get extremely extremely tired all of a sudden, i can barely keep my eyes open even though im using machinery, today i think i kept falling asleep for a couple of seconds at a time, i was looking at the metal pieces i was working on and seeing shapes that were there. Specifically  head up displays from various games along with desktop icons from my computer, i would realise they were hallucinations then i would feel dizzy and like i just woke up.   
   
I usually go to bed about 12PM to 1AM, i get home at 4:45 after a 9 hour work day and it just feels like my home time vanishes which is why i want to stay up. I feel like im stuck in limbo constantly at work. But todays episode was just too much.
Anyone here ever experiance hallucinations from lack of sleep?
I've never had a hallucination before and its a bit scary how realistic they are. Towards the afternoon at work i'll get extremely extremely tired all of a sudden, i can barely keep my eyes open even though im using machinery, today i think i kept falling asleep for a couple of seconds at a time, i was looking at the metal pieces i was working on and seeing shapes that were there. Specifically head up displays from various games along with desktop icons from my computer, i would realise they were hallucinations then i would feel dizzy and like i just woke up.

I usually go to bed about 12PM to 1AM, i get home at 4:45 after a 9 hour work day and it just feels like my home time vanishes which is why i want to stay up. I feel like im stuck in limbo constantly at work. But todays episode was just too much.

#110929 to #110928 - anonymous (01/09/2014) [-]
Is 6-7 hours a sleep enough or could it be something else?
Think im also suffering from depression, going to the doctors soon, i keep feeling waves of weakness all over along with the usual feeling that my life is pointless, ever since i started work a year ago now i've felt the lowest of low.
User avatar #111019 to #110929 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (01/10/2014) [-]
The amount of sleep one should gets varies from person to person. There are average amounts of sleep recommended based on one's age (you can Google these numbers), but it all depends on the person. Some people need 8-9 hours of sleep per night, while others can only get 4-5 hours and work to the same capacity.
#110926 - anonymous (01/09/2014) [-]
Any advice on self-hatred? In particular self-hatred not caused by anyting specific, like a traumatic event?
User avatar #110932 to #110926 - advicedude (01/09/2014) [-]
Don't do it.
User avatar #110931 to #110926 - oborawatabinost (01/09/2014) [-]
If it's not from something specific, such as a mistake, then I suppose that you just don't like the person you are in general. Sound accurate?
#110925 - anonymous (01/09/2014) [-]
Today, I bid funnyjunk good day. FJ has seen to banning me for posting a picture of dickbutt. I was not as well known or loved as mudkipfucker or the like, but i was part of this community. I bid thee farewell, and do hope admin finds himself in poverty when this site dries up from his own doing.   
   
My advice: leave, we are no longer welcome.
Today, I bid funnyjunk good day. FJ has seen to banning me for posting a picture of dickbutt. I was not as well known or loved as mudkipfucker or the like, but i was part of this community. I bid thee farewell, and do hope admin finds himself in poverty when this site dries up from his own doing.

My advice: leave, we are no longer welcome.
User avatar #110935 to #110925 - roliga (01/10/2014) [-]
"I can't post a floppy penis outside of the porn section?! I HOPE ADMIN GOES BANKRUPT AND DIES"

You sounds silly.
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User avatar #110907 - bluzzerstream ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
So, like everyone else who thumbed up a certain post on frontpage I've been vote banned. What does this shit mean?

"Vote banned", wat?
User avatar #110910 to #110907 - fargtwo (01/09/2014) [-]
You just can't thumb anything for a period of time.
I avoid things like that by never thumbing anything, ever.
User avatar #110927 to #110910 - bluzzerstream ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Then I consider myself not to have the right of being able to complain about the frontpage and what else would I do here if it wasn't complaining and arguing?

No, jk but it was some weird thing admin pulled I guess...
User avatar #110908 to #110907 - gotbannedicusvile (01/09/2014) [-]
same bro. I made a comment saying that ive tried to donate money to funnyjunk, and that I never got a response from the email. And that the mods are shit. No fucking clue what it is though.
User avatar #110909 to #110908 - bluzzerstream ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
even admin is banned tho, everyone is. I guess admins planning something. I'm keeping my spaceship prepared on the hangar when hell breaks loose
User avatar #110906 - soupkittenagain (01/09/2014) [-]
Anyone know any good free antivirus programs?
User avatar #110923 to #110906 - barrybatsbak ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
how about AVG free? or malwarebytes
User avatar #110924 to #110923 - soupkittenagain (01/09/2014) [-]
Alright thanks
#110902 - anonymous (01/09/2014) [-]
This is a bit embarrassing, but I am having trouble churning butter. I've tried many different ways to churn but it never works, so I end up rubbing my plunger against something. This is very inconvenient, and it would be nice if I could churn butter easier. Any suggestions? Subtley win?
#110940 to #110902 - Metallicock (01/10/2014) [-]
I'm seriously sorry for your problem, but the way you said it was just. . .
User avatar #110911 to #110902 - delphine (01/09/2014) [-]
you have to check and make sure you're using whole cream and not regular milk. also it helps if the cream is at room temperature, if it's too cold your butter won't coagulate properly. Also make sure to add some salt to the mixture or it will taste bland.
blatant attempt at being a smartass
#110895 - flnonymousseven (01/09/2014) [-]
hey guys. how do I get on NSFW?
I'm level 14 content and level 140 something comment.

yet the link is just not there, and www.funnyjunk.com/nsfw turns up not found.

what do?
User avatar #110904 to #110895 - rokkarokkaali (01/09/2014) [-]
try getting level 40 content
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User avatar #110893 - NicksterMagster (01/09/2014) [-]
Ok, so I need some serious advice here.

Over the past 1-2 months I've been working on transferring to an online school instead of the public High School I'm going too. And the reason I'm doing it is so I can not only work as either a faster or slower pace on the work, but so I can work more to support my retired grandmother, unemployed mother and little sister. Since the only real income that is coming in is through child support from my father who's a druggy. And yesterday on my Birthday I was called by my father telling me he's been hearing rumors about me "being a dropout and that I decided I didn't need school anymore". Early that day I was told that there's even rumors going on throughout my school that I'm a drop out and I left because I was failing everything. And these rumors were being started by all the people I considered my "good friends/bestfriends". And when I told my mother I wanted to switch to online school and work to pay for it, I didn't have the heart to tell her that it's so I can support all of them. And I have absolutely no idea how to deal with this. I mean, last night I ended up crying myself to sleep for the first time in about 7 years.
User avatar #110898 to #110893 - edemylove **User deleted account** (01/09/2014) [-]
Keep it up man, remember, knowledge is power. Transfer to online school but be sure to finish it.

Maybe try and sit down with your family and tell them your intentions, it could help.
#110890 - denooo (01/09/2014) [-]
Guys i need help on some homework. Ive been trying to find data for this but i couldnt really find anything on google. So my question is, what is china's ideal population? I know that theyve put down a one child policy to discourage population growth and (im not sure about this part) Im trying to figure out what the number in their population they were looking for until they can sort of "lift" this policy. Thanks FJ!
#110887 - anonymous (01/09/2014) [-]
Caught my little sister saying some really embarrassing things about me to her friend. I don't think I should bring it up to her, because she'll just deny it, but it's really disappointing that she'd say those things about me so openly for no reason. I've never said anything embarrassing about her to my friends. That might have just ruined our relationship. How do I go about it without making too big a deal?
#110889 to #110887 - aceonfire (01/09/2014) [-]
Depends, what things did she tell her friend?
#110897 to #110889 - anonymous (01/09/2014) [-]
Things that she knows about me the kids her age shouldn't know.
#110886 - anonymous (01/09/2014) [-]
foreigner here

what is this accessory called? a hairloop, headband, hairband, i can't figure it out yet i think it's my fetish
#110879 - anonymous (01/09/2014) [-]
For the longest time my family, especially my mother, have been pushing me to go get help. (Like for me to go see a psychologist or something) I've always been terrified of going to seek help. Lately I've begun thinking that if so many people think there's something seriously wrong with me, i should at least consider it. I'm a 19yr male, in case that matters.
User avatar #110880 to #110879 - ihatecarltonbanks (01/09/2014) [-]
it really depends on what they think is wrong. if you are happy with yourself and think everything is ok then there opinion shouldnt matter. however if you truly feel like something is wrong and you arent happy with yourself then mayb help is a good idea. just decide for yourself if you need help or not. others opinion does not matter
User avatar #110873 - wydell (01/09/2014) [-]
So I'm about to get my first paycheck and I have to open a checking account for the first time, I've been told to go to Chase, Citibank and Bank of America; but I've been looking at Ally Bank and they look pretty damn good, anyone have them and have any input on them?
#110878 to #110873 - tiredofannon (01/09/2014) [-]
Go with a credit union. I've only been charged 1 fee in 10 years of banking with a credit union, and that was because they had to exchange dollars to euros (the fee was less than 1% of the purchase cost). I have a credit card through them with a lower interest rate than any other bank. The only downside is that they only have 8 branches (and only in the state I live in) but through the credit union co-op system (you have to check that the union you're thinking of joining is a member) I'm able to use any other member credit union as if it was my own; this means I can be in a completely different state and for free can deposit, withdrawal, or make other changes completely free pretty much allowing me to match the freedom of any large multi-state bank.

I know its not what you asked for, but I literally have no problems with my credit union; everyone I know who is a member of a credit union loves their credit union, and most of my friends who are members of larger banks hate their bank because of lower interest rates on their savings accounts, checking account fees, higher interest rates on credit cards and loans, and really high overdraft and other fees.
User avatar #110872 - marinepenguin (01/09/2014) [-]
So the past few days I've been feeling very tired of my girlfriend. I don't feel like talking to her, being around her, and all our interactions seem forced on my end. The only time I wanted to be around her was when I was wanting sex, which is unlike me. We've been together over 9 months, and we've always been together, never fought, only had a few issues, and it's been a really happy relationship in general. But recently I've just missed being single, I don't feel like I love her anymore, and I'm not sure how to deal with this. She's an amazing girl and I've made her so happy, I've pushed her to get a job and move on from bad influences, and she's made me happy too. So I don't want to just end it after feeling this way for just a few days. What should I do? Is it normal to be feeling this way after so long of being together?
User avatar #110881 to #110872 - ihatecarltonbanks (01/09/2014) [-]
these things are completely normal and you shouldnt confuse them with not being in love. while waht you described seems a bit more serious i went through kindof the same thing with my girlfriend. weve been lifelong friends and started dating about a year ago. for a while (about nine months in) i started to feel a little less in love than i had been before. eventually i came to this conclusion. the newness of the relationship had just worn off. i was and still am in love with her. more so, in fact, than EVER. feelings shift and change throughout a relationship and thats ok. you shouldnt confuse them with not being in love. and if you truly wish to have a relationship with her... picture her breaking up with you. imagine it vividly in your head. imagine her seeing and kissing and having sex with someone else. does it bother you? then stay with her
User avatar #110894 to #110881 - marinepenguin (01/09/2014) [-]
That's the thing though. I've already tested myself and done that, even with her exes and people I hate. And it's almost nothing. I get annoyed with her easily now and it takes energy to joke around or be physical like we normally are, when before I really enjoyed it and brought it on. It's like in the course of a few days I went from madly in love, to nothing, and it's really confusing. I still see her as an awesome great person who deserves the best, but I'm having this overwhelming want to be single now. And she's talking about moving in together, and we have classes together, and we do everything together. So if it did come to me leaving her, I don't know how it'd effect her. I just don't know how to handle this sudden change in feeling.
User avatar #110912 to #110894 - durkadurka (01/09/2014) [-]
If you do everything together, maybe you just need some space.

I've noticed personally that my mood affects how I view my relationships: If I'm in a good mood everything is great, and if I'm feeling down I start thinking of everything in a bad light. So I wouldn't make any huge changes if you've just been down for a few days. Try to evaluate things when you're in a rather neutral state.

And if you feel this way for a longer time, there's nothing more you can really do.
User avatar #111012 to #110912 - marinepenguin (01/10/2014) [-]
Maybe. We just had our worst fight ever. Over something stupid actually. I wanted to go out with friends, she wanted to stay at my house together alone and just cuddle and stuff. I had spent all day at work so I really wanted to have a night out. And she took it really badly, she really overreacted and refused to go with me and made me take her home as she was bawling her eyes out. And the sad thing is, normally when she cries it tears me apart, but this time I just wanted her to leave so I could go with my friends and have fun. This made me realize that this isn't just some weird phase for a few days, I've never felt this before. I eventually apologized to her because I still hated making her sad. And I promised to make it up to her, but I can't help that I still have this empty feeling and that I'm only doing this to keep her from getting hurt. If I left her she'd be devastated. My stomach is turning right now as I'm thinking about trying to leave her, not because I don't want to. I just don't know what I'd say or what I'd tell her.
User avatar #111134 to #111012 - ihatecarltonbanks (01/10/2014) [-]
if you KNOW youve been having major issues the past couple weeks it was EXTREMELY stupid of you to want to go out.
User avatar #111137 to #111134 - marinepenguin (01/10/2014) [-]
We haven't been having issues. I haven't told her about any of these thoughts yet, they'd break her heart. Last night everything just kind of showed through for a while and I just didn't care, and today the only time I was sincere in my apologies was right before we had makeup sex of sorts. So it seems like now I'm only wanting her whenever I'm thinking about one thing, and I'm not about using people like that. So I think I may have to end it soon if I can't change, maybe ask her for some space and take it from there. It's been an eye opener for the past 24 hours for sure.
User avatar #111150 to #111137 - ihatecarltonbanks (01/11/2014) [-]
hmm.. well definitely dont drag it out any longer than is necesarry. sometimes relationships just happen that way and its not easy but do what you need to do. i hope everything works out for the best. for both of you
User avatar #111015 to #111012 - durkadurka (01/10/2014) [-]
Isn't it funny how it's never easy ending things regardless of how you feel? Best of luck to you.
User avatar #110899 to #110894 - ihatecarltonbanks (01/09/2014) [-]
hmm.. it does sound more serious than what i mentioned. you just have to do what makes you happy. it will hurt her but it will truly be the best thing you can do for her. just be friends. but dont drag on a relationship longer than it needs to go.
User avatar #110905 to #110899 - marinepenguin (01/09/2014) [-]
I know I need to do what makes me happy over her, I just hate hurting people and I've never done this before, I'll wait just a few weeks and see what happens. I at least owe her that. I'd like to be her friend, but it depends on how things go. Thanks for the words friend.
User avatar #110930 to #110905 - ihatecarltonbanks (01/09/2014) [-]
yeah i would just wait. and one last piece of advice.. the biggest decinding factor in wether or not you guys stay friends is 1.how you break up with her 2. what you say
User avatar #111013 to #110930 - marinepenguin (01/10/2014) [-]
Read my comment 111012
User avatar #110861 - geiner (01/09/2014) [-]
Anyone have any advice on a pet I should buy aside from the usual cat and dog, I want something cool I guess you could say
User avatar #110892 to #110861 - treatedtoxic (01/09/2014) [-]
Well, do you want something that relatively easy to take care of, or something that will take some more time? Do you like rodents, reptiles birds or fish? Are you wanting something more exotic, or something you can get at any pet store? Are job wanting something that you can hold, or something just to look at?
I've had many types of animals, lead me in the right direction and I'll help you out.
User avatar #110896 to #110892 - geiner (01/09/2014) [-]
I like rodents and reptiles but no snakes. I would like to hold them and for them to have a med life
User avatar #110900 to #110896 - treatedtoxic (01/09/2014) [-]
Leopard geckos and bearded dragons make good pets, as for rodents, a ferret would be fun, but would be some work. Rats, chinchillas and bunnies are fun (I love my bunny, I don't really hold him, but he's a lot of fun to watch and play with).
User avatar #110875 to #110861 - advicedude (01/09/2014) [-]
I've always wanted a reptile.
User avatar #110874 to #110861 - makotoitou (01/09/2014) [-]
I got a carnival goldfish. Nigga is badass as hell.
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User avatar #110864 to #110861 - ilikethisusername (01/09/2014) [-]
Own a turtle. Goddamn I really want a fucking turtle...watch them move slowly as fuck and they get their own fucking diapers ! They just eat cherries and little amounts of food, and won't bother you too much.
User avatar #110891 to #110864 - treatedtoxic (01/09/2014) [-]
My cousin has had turtles, they smell horrible.
User avatar #110917 to #110891 - ilikethisusername (01/09/2014) [-]
maybe a gold fish? lol. have a pet parrot. they are fucking awesome actually. (btw every animal is going to smell bad at first, you just gotta give them a bath and take care of them)
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#110858 - Kyue (01/09/2014) [-]
Can someone help me with this torque worksheet? I can't seem to brain tonight.
User avatar #110857 - feelythefeel (01/09/2014) [-]
I live in BC, Canada. I'm 16. My father is abusive and my step mother is... less so. They're splitting up, and my father is threatening my step-mother with kidnapping charges if she lets me stay instead of moving away with him. He may or may not have custody over me.

Considering I don't feel safe being in the same room with him, I really don't want to move away with him where there'll be even less opposition to his shit. Do I have any say in this? Or am I just going to have to go into foster care for the last year and a half before I'm all on my own (Read: As good as dead)?
User avatar #110860 to #110857 - ilikethisusername (01/09/2014) [-]
Canada and other places always have this help line called Kids' Help Phone. I keep it in my desk just in case. 1 800 668 6868.

Talk to them about this problem because they are more experienced with this stuff more than us probably. Tell them your problem and you may be admitted to a foster care. I know it's scary to hear that you are going to the foster care but what's better? Living with your abusive dad or going to a place where you can connect to other people and other people can connect you and help you. You decide.
User avatar #110862 to #110860 - feelythefeel (01/09/2014) [-]
Okay, thanks.
User avatar #110863 to #110862 - ilikethisusername (01/09/2014) [-]
No problem man. Stay safe.
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