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#122556 - mr skeltal (03/17/2014) [-]
I won't go into details, but I was in a relationship with a girl that fell apart 5 months ago, and I've gotten absolutely nowhere in terms of getting over it. That's not necessarily what I'm asking about, though.

The beginning of our relationship was so perfect and it made me so incredibly happy, that nothing that (by some miracle) I would ever have in the future will compare to that. I've already tasted heaven, and nothing will ever make me happy as long as I have those memories.

So how the fuck am I supposed to deal with that? I'm getting awfully tired of crying
User avatar #122620 to #122556 - kyogreking (03/17/2014) [-]
sometimes you have to force yourself to move on, put a smile on your face go out see friend meet new people and hope that eventually you forget that shitty feeling and move on without realizing it, ive had to do this before and it is hard at first but eventually it gets easier
#122633 to #122598 - mr skeltal (03/17/2014) [-]
I think you've got it right
User avatar #122558 to #122556 - iridium (03/17/2014) [-]
Usually the first time you feel love, there's a special feeling that feels such because it's so new and exciting.

I can tell you, sitting around feeling sorry for yourself isn't going to make any good feelings come back. If you need to, treat yourself to something special. I found that a nice weekend at the beach helped me immensely when I was mired in depression. It didn't make the great feelings come back, but it helped me relieve some of the stress and got my mind back to thinking about the good things in life. Go outside, get some sunshine. A bit of sunshine and vitamin D can help immensely. Even if you don't live where it's sunny, just go outside and find something to do. It's a lot easier to stay depressed indoors than outdoors.
#122555 - mr skeltal (03/17/2014) [-]
can anyone find me the link to the chatroulette/omegle mod that allows you to add multiple regular users to a room?
User avatar #122538 - NeucularNINJA (03/16/2014) [-]
Playing a "Question game" with a girl and I ran out of questions! Can you guys give me some please? Nothing is off limits!
User avatar #122625 to #122538 - rokkarokkaali (03/17/2014) [-]
"When you hear 'fist', what place in the body do you think about?"
User avatar #122610 to #122538 - infamoustrapper (03/17/2014) [-]
"would you care to receive ye ol lickeroo?
User avatar #122570 to #122538 - misticalz ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
"Would you fuck me"
"Would you fuck yourself if you got the chance"
User avatar #122546 to #122538 - deffinitlynotafag (03/16/2014) [-]
how many fingers can she fit in her pussy at one time?
User avatar #122537 - teoberry (03/16/2014) [-]
Me and my friends got entrance to the bar portion of a restaurant last night, and were all offered alcohol. We're all either 15/16. While I'm not looking to get it right away, where would I go to possibly get a fake. Not to go to bars or anything, just to buy stuff that only adults can buy. The only option we can really think of is asking older brothers and whatnot, but we'd get ripped off like hell
#122599 to #122537 - dehumanizer (03/17/2014) [-]
go live in the civilized world
#122777 to #122599 - teoyuppie (03/18/2014) [-]
Now this is fantastic. Here, have one that I made.
User avatar #122697 to #122599 - teoberry (03/18/2014) [-]
I can buy le alcohol when I'm underaged. Goooooo Sweden!
#122910 to #122697 - dehumanizer (03/19/2014) [-]
>sweeden
>civilized

pick one
#122916 to #122910 - syrianassassin (03/19/2014) [-]
translation of the Arabic comment : Sweden belongs to allah now
#122540 to #122537 - mr skeltal (03/16/2014) [-]
Nevermind, you're underage to go on 4chan and that'd reveal you.. Uhm... I'm uhm.. I'm out of ideas. Sorry.
#122539 to #122537 - mr skeltal (03/16/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure if people find out you posting here you're fucked

It's easier to trace here than on 4chan, go there instead.
User avatar #122541 to #122539 - teoberry (03/16/2014) [-]
I'm sure people have better things to deal with on here (ex, serial killer anon below). I'm just wondering what a few places would be. I wouldn't get it until summer at least.
User avatar #122571 to #122541 - misticalz ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
make sure to bring me bud
User avatar #122573 to #122571 - teoberry (03/17/2014) [-]
bb cum 2 cowtown i'll buy you wings
User avatar #122574 to #122573 - misticalz ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
wats
that
can I get curly fries instead
is it like hooters
User avatar #122575 to #122574 - teoberry (03/17/2014) [-]
nigga like chicken wings from buffalo wild wings. and i'll but u a deep fried oreo from stampede
User avatar #122576 to #122575 - misticalz ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
DAM IM IN
User avatar #122577 to #122576 - teoberry (03/17/2014) [-]
k bae. reach calgary
#122542 to #122541 - mr skeltal (03/16/2014) [-]
I'm not sure, could I.. I mean.. him get his IP traced even though he... he's anon? Hmm. Never thought of that.

Yeah true, the board had probably flowed enough to cover it by then.
User avatar #122543 to #122542 - teoberry (03/16/2014) [-]
It'd be good if you tried.
#122544 to #122543 - mr skeltal (03/16/2014) [-]
Tried to what
User avatar #122519 - RADDDDs (03/16/2014) [-]
On a scale from 0 to 10, how evil am I?

I just created a private guest-wireless network, no password.
I only turn it on at night, and turn it off early in the morning.

I might as well block the domain: "facebook.com".
I might as well filter everything that goes through it
#122536 to #122519 - mr skeltal (03/16/2014) [-]
Well, if nobody notices it you're not really evil.
User avatar #122529 to #122519 - iridium (03/16/2014) [-]
1.2?
User avatar #122517 - manofbeardliness (03/16/2014) [-]
Anybody here take statistics? I'm concluding a big project for it and am having a little difficulty figuring how to word the data I've collected. More specifically my values are:

Correlation Coefficient 0.99101612
Coefficient of Determination 0.9821196
Critical Value 1.

Then what I have to intemperate is "discuss what these values tell us about the two data sets. Is your independent variable useful in predicating dependent variable? Why. (Is there linear correlation? What percentage of the variation in dependent variable is explained by the independent variable? Is that high, low, or middle of the road?, etc.)
User avatar #122565 to #122517 - hawaiianhappysauce (03/17/2014) [-]
Correlation coefficient is very close to 1. This implies a positive correlation. Note: A 1 means a perfect positive fit.

Coefficient of Determination pretty much tells you how much can be explained in the linear relationship. So in your case 98.2 percent can be explained by the linear relationship. Note: A coefficient of 1 = perfect fit.

#122507 - mr skeltal (03/16/2014) [-]
Contemplating becoming a serial killer and killing everyone I've ever hated
then steal their money and live off of that and not go to school for another day in my life
and killing more people whenever I need to.

Thinking of starting off with my parents, eliminating my family tree then going on to friends.

Ideas?
#122605 to #122600 - mr skeltal (03/17/2014) [-]
?
#122606 to #122605 - dehumanizer (03/17/2014) [-]
I think you should go shoot up a gay parade OP and blame the jews.
#122613 to #122606 - mr skeltal (03/17/2014) [-]
Can't make any money off of that.
#122615 to #122613 - dehumanizer (03/17/2014) [-]
kill jews and sell their jew gold?
#122622 to #122615 - mr skeltal (03/17/2014) [-]
Maybe.
User avatar #122572 to #122507 - misticalz ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
>Family
ITT HOW TO GET CAUGHT
#122603 to #122572 - mr skeltal (03/17/2014) [-]
I'd.do away with the bodies quickly and leave no trace. Then I would make up some story like that something like what happened to batman happened to me.
#122560 to #122507 - tombobbusama ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
>starting with parents
>eliminating family tree

Today on: How to be suspicious as fuck...

Obligatory edginess
#122604 to #122560 - mr skeltal (03/17/2014) [-]
Enough
#122535 to #122530 - mr skeltal (03/16/2014) [-]
I don't know man, it feels better to say what I'm feeling/thinking than go put up a charade of "everything is ok and everything is normal"
#122524 to #122522 - mr skeltal (03/16/2014) [-]
At least explain why.
User avatar #122549 to #122524 - letting (03/16/2014) [-]
Because you would be caught immediately. Arrested. Thrown in an asylum or jail for thr rest of your life, if not executed. Kill as many as you can and don't give up? They'll shoot you in the head immediately.

I'm not sure if you're a troll or a sociopath, don't really care, the result is the same, other people don't deserve to die if you're upset, or if you believe they're treated you badly. Things always get better, that's not going to solve anything and you aren't going to escape the country or whatever the fuck your plan is.

If you get close to those actions, kindly end yourself before you hurt anyone else.
#122552 to #122549 - mr skeltal (03/17/2014) [-]
Execution is no thing in my country, unless you mean on the spot. I'll kill as many as I have to

Sometimes I'm a troll, and I'm not sure if I'm a sociopath or just jaded. I'm not sure, are you sure things get better, are you living proof? What do you know about it?

I'd rather end the whole of the human race before I end myself if I had to. Not saying I will, but still.
User avatar #122554 to #122552 - letting (03/17/2014) [-]
Just don't kill anyone, it's not nice. That's somebody's daughter, son, mother, father, sibling. Everybody has a story and deserves to live unless they've done despicable things that are beyond comprehension. Hurting your feelings or annoying you does not fall under that category. I sincerely hope you aren't basing your actions on a board on FJ because honestly, most of these kids don't even know how to give proper advice, never mind try to convince a serial killer not to murder anyone (myself included).

I'm not sure if there's good in you to play on or if you've already lost it, I just pray that you don't do anything you know you'll regret when the time comes.

Goodbye scary anon, please be good and get a cat or something. No stabby stabby, ok?
#122614 to #122554 - mr skeltal (03/17/2014) [-]
Ok then

I don't know either.

Bye, I'll keep from it as long as people stop in my vicinity. We'll see this Friday.
User avatar #122520 to #122507 - RADDDDs (03/16/2014) [-]
how about no

don't do it
#122521 to #122520 - mr skeltal (03/16/2014) [-]
Why?

It would be an easy way out of my current situation. Win win, people that I think are annoying and I don't want to have myself tied to anymore die, I get money and I don't have to work. I can still pay my taxes and outwardly seeming to live a normal life.
User avatar #122528 to #122521 - RADDDDs (03/16/2014) [-]
1: No.
2: Consider religion/sin/conscience
3. Prison.
4. #Give what you'd like to get.
5. Every bad situation can go right (by doing good)
What are your real motives anyway? Or you're just bored or something?
#122532 to #122528 - mr skeltal (03/16/2014) [-]
1: lol
2: Conscience: Don't have much anymore, I've been recieving shit and people are barely turning better in any way. Sin: I don't believe in God, so that's not really a problem for me. Religion: I think it's lunacy.
3. I'd have to make sure not to get caught but I have a failsafe if I go to prison anyway.
4. It's not like I gave people shit when they gave me shit. They just did it because they could.
5. Are you sure about that, but what if I killed scumbags?
#122533 to #122532 - mr skeltal (03/16/2014) [-]
Also, I will still be forced to go to school and some arbitrary stuff like that because I just 'have to', people unblinkingly submit to leviathan and say that I have to do things because of some arbitrarily set rules; set by HUMANS. They're just fucking humans and they determined how our fucking state should function and me, a real human, should have to obey this shit just because? I'm not trying to be some 2edgy anarchist here but seriously? I have to get up early to go to school when I could do everything at home and do it BETTER at home just because? The school is far away too. I barely know anyone and they're mostly emoes and leftist feminists, anyway while I am remarkably different. I may be an underachiever but I can bet dollars and donuts that the school is at least partially to blame (1/3 me 1/3 the school and 1/3 my parents)
#122534 to #122533 - mr skeltal (03/16/2014) [-]
Aaaaaaand finally real motives, yes...

I don't know. I put a knife to someones throat this weekend and realized how easy it was. It was so close. I could have just slitted it right there.
User avatar #122788 to #122534 - RADDDDs (03/18/2014) [-]
Dude, just because you figured out that you're more intelligent than those other sheeps (going to school, a job, a family, and die old), does not mean you have to kill them
you're just like me (or as I was previously, and no one died) and you're right: parents did not teach 100% well, school only did what the "government wanted" and we did not do our best, but we did/do something different: we think
and that's a whole lot better than going after the rules, but even so, life is more fun being alive and letting be alive (trust me)

(if someone bothers you, ignore it, wait a while and you'll be laughing about his misfortune, it might even make you feel pity )
User avatar #122510 to #122507 - awesomerninjathing (03/16/2014) [-]
damn bro
you're literally cutting other people with your edge
#122513 to #122510 - mr skeltal (03/16/2014) [-]
?
#122502 - mr skeltal (03/16/2014) [-]
I don't think i can stop fapping to pics of my friends
Could this cause any problems?
User avatar #122611 to #122502 - infamoustrapper (03/17/2014) [-]
send them nudes so they can fap to you and natural order will be restored
User avatar #122531 to #122502 - iridium (03/16/2014) [-]
Gay or straight?

Do they have sexy pics or is it just pictures of them in normal clothes?
#122626 to #122531 - mr skeltal (03/17/2014) [-]
Straight
most they're in normal clothes but i find them sexy like they show some cleavage,legs or that kinda stuff
#122508 to #122502 - mr skeltal (03/16/2014) [-]
Not really, no.

Fap away. Unless they catch you then it can become awkward.. either that or you get laid.
#122487 - samoaspider (03/16/2014) [-]
Ok guys, I need quick advice - I've failed 5 classes so far and I have 2 weeks to fix them. how do I convince myself to stop being a lazy piece of shit and start studying instead of wasting my time here?
Ok guys, I need quick advice - I've failed 5 classes so far and I have 2 weeks to fix them. how do I convince myself to stop being a lazy piece of shit and start studying instead of wasting my time here?
User avatar #122562 to #122487 - nippuhl (03/17/2014) [-]
Think about yourself with good grades. I was always a C student and I'm an A student my junior year, and it feels great. There's almost no worry as long as you get your work done.
#122496 to #122487 - mr skeltal (03/16/2014) [-]
go somewhere to study and work, excersize to activate your brain or some shiz
User avatar #122492 to #122487 - iridium (03/16/2014) [-]
Close the computer. I've tasted failure, and it tastes like shit. Do you like eating shit? Then you're going to get a nice tasty shit taco at the end of the quarter, with some shitty ghost pepper hot sauce on the top and a nice glass of bear urine, if you don't shape up and get to work.
User avatar #122497 to #122492 - samoaspider (03/16/2014) [-]
but what to do when I have to make a powerpoint presentation on my computer? (also thanks for reply) I've used computer too much to play games/watch videos rather than working and my brain has started relating laptop as a play thing
User avatar #122498 to #122497 - iridium (03/16/2014) [-]
I guess you like the taste of shit tacos, because you sound like you're salivating over them.

(In full honesty I'm not the best guy to ask for motivation about this. Just try to understand that you gotta do what you gotta do, that's all I can really say).
User avatar #122486 - drastronomy ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
how do i deal with the fact that the girl i love is dating some other guy?
I feel like shit...and i am demotivated, which sucks because i have exams in 2 months....
#122545 to #122486 - mr skeltal (03/16/2014) [-]
Love is but oxytocin.
User avatar #122527 to #122486 - letting (03/16/2014) [-]
You've just gotta deal with it, suck it up, and move on.

Life is full of disappointments and sadness, regret and pity. Shit happens. The only thing you can do is move on, ignore it, get a cat. Do whatever you must to make yourself keep going, even if it means eating a tub of ice cream or burying yourself in the internet or other hobbies.

Eventually, it won't even matter to you anymore. Love isn't worth ruining yourself, your grades, future, or career over. Love is something you can live without. Honestly, it's fun, it's great I hear, but it is not necessary for survival. You want her, you do not need her.

Good luck.

#122526 to #122486 - mr skeltal (03/16/2014) [-]
dont care. thats it. just dont care. you dont actually love her
User avatar #122503 to #122486 - nigalthornberry (03/16/2014) [-]
"Its enough to know you're happy"
User avatar #122505 to #122503 - drastronomy ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
too bad it fucking is not because i am a selfish dick
User avatar #122506 to #122505 - drastronomy ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
at least on the inside...
#122499 to #122486 - minutes (03/16/2014) [-]
Of course it's not easy to ignore her. I have been in this situation and i can understand your pain. The only thing that helps you is time. There is no way to make your feelings disappear. You can only wait. Learn to channel your anger on something like lifting or sports in generall. If you're not angry yet, just wait, you will be.
User avatar #122489 to #122486 - samoaspider (03/16/2014) [-]
just avoid her until she breaks up with him, then make your move and be out there for her, all you can do is wait now and focus on other stuff first
User avatar #122491 to #122489 - drastronomy ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
she does not like me back anyway, so there is essentially no hope...and ignoring her is far easier said than done...
User avatar #122495 to #122491 - samoaspider (03/16/2014) [-]
alright, there are a few things to notice tho, if she is ok when you're around and laughs at your jokes - you might have a shot. If its obvious that you're not her type (ugly as fuck, she literally says she doesn't like you / keeps away from you) then yeah, there is no hope. sorry man if I'm not that helpful
User avatar #122484 - teratorn (03/16/2014) [-]
Does this board only give dating advices?
User avatar #122488 to #122484 - iridium (03/16/2014) [-]
No, though that's most of what we get. It's not just for dating advice, though some things you could ask for advice on might be best asked elsewhere (if you're gonna ask for sports advice, go to the sports board for instance).
User avatar #122490 to #122488 - teratorn (03/16/2014) [-]
Of course i will ask certain stuff to related board but still i had to ask if this board is just about dating.
User avatar #122493 to #122490 - iridium (03/16/2014) [-]
Nope, it isn't. Any advice is welcome, as long as you aren't a prick when you ask, and ask an actual request, one that can actually be advised for.
User avatar #122494 to #122493 - teratorn (03/16/2014) [-]
Sure,thanks.
#122477 - mr skeltal (03/16/2014) [-]
is it an unrealistic goal to lose 5 stone (70 pounds) in a year?
User avatar #122563 to #122477 - nippuhl (03/17/2014) [-]
It depends on your body type & metabolism.. If I was heavier I could easily do that.
User avatar #122482 to #122477 - ferrettamer (03/16/2014) [-]
No, I once lost 8 stones in a night. Couldn't find them forever after that. Ofc, they didn't weigh 70 lbs.
User avatar #122480 to #122477 - hawaiianhappysauce (03/16/2014) [-]
Work hard for it and you will get results you like.
User avatar #122478 to #122477 - thisismyotheruser (03/16/2014) [-]
not at all.
#122470 - harbingerwolf (03/16/2014) [-]
Anyone think they cant photoshop that meat chunk out for me on the wolfs mouth?
Only got the laptop on me so its a pain in the ass.
#122474 to #122470 - iridium (03/16/2014) [-]
Uh, here. Sorry, I don't use photoshop that much so this is the best I could do in a short amount of time.
User avatar #122547 to #122474 - Timmietim ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
how the fuk do you even cover up shit in photoshop?
did you copy part from the other side of the wolf?
User avatar #122548 to #122547 - iridium (03/16/2014) [-]
I copied the right part of the mouth with magnetic lasso and 2 px of feathering, mirrored it, moved it over to the left and adjusted it, using clone stamp and spot healing tool, with a bit of soft erasing to get it to look more natural. Luckily since it's a wolf you can get away with some fuzziness in the picture because of its fur.
User avatar #122550 to #122548 - Timmietim ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
Alright thanks, i'm a noob at photoshop and i havent tried covering up stuff yet.
I'll probably just look up a guide later.
User avatar #122551 to #122550 - iridium (03/16/2014) [-]
That's probably advisable. I took a class for it back in high school and still remember most of the basics.
User avatar #122553 to #122551 - Timmietim ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
Yeah i just fucked around long enough to do some basic stuff like faceswapping and shit like that.
The computer class i took only had like 1 assignment with Gimp and it was extremely basic.
I mostly make dumb shoops of my friends now.
User avatar #122475 to #122474 - harbingerwolf (03/16/2014) [-]
Thats brilliant ta, wanted it to for an avatar. Its a pain in the ass not having photoshop working either -_-

But thanks again
User avatar #122476 to #122475 - iridium (03/16/2014) [-]
Ah okay.

You're welcome.
#122459 - mr skeltal (03/16/2014) [-]
Where do you guys stream movies from? trying to find some for the family
User avatar #122481 to #122459 - hawaiianhappysauce (03/16/2014) [-]
Project free tv
#122461 to #122459 - mr skeltal (03/16/2014) [-]
solarmovie for movies, sometimes 1channel. Cokeandpopcorn for tv
#122458 - mr skeltal (03/16/2014) [-]
I've got a question if you niggers don't mind helping. I've got a date today with someone who is more experienced, and by that I mean I'm pretty bad at making out. I'm not sure if I should just ask a female friend for advice, I think I would be too embarrassed so can any of you give me advice
User avatar #122467 to #122458 - makotoitou (03/16/2014) [-]
NIGGERS
User avatar #122460 to #122458 - iridium (03/16/2014) [-]
Call your date a nigger too. She'll love that.
#122462 to #122460 - mr skeltal (03/16/2014) [-]
Don't be a twat, were all niggers at funnyjunk
User avatar #122463 to #122462 - iridium (03/16/2014) [-]
I'm not the one being a twat here.
#122464 to #122463 - mr skeltal (03/16/2014) [-]
thanks for the help, asshole
User avatar #122465 to #122464 - iridium (03/16/2014) [-]
You're welcome.
User avatar #122430 - shoryuken (03/16/2014) [-]
is there a way to message girls from your past and just say that you want them in your life or generally miss them? I don't how to say it without being a creep. It's just how I feel. like i've written a paragrah before to no reply and gave a simple "hey" before as well. Caught in a spider's web.
#122514 to #122472 - mr skeltal (03/16/2014) [-]
And you call me edgy

Hypos gonna hypo no
#122449 to #122430 - minutes (03/16/2014) [-]
Dude when she's not answering, it means she has no interest. I know that it's hard to accept that (I am in a similar situation myself), but you just have to. Flirting/being a friend isn't one sided. If she doesn't go with it, she isn't worth it.
If only i could convince myself of that as well..
#122468 to #122449 - shoryuken (03/16/2014) [-]
I know you're all right    
but it's so hard to accept that
I know you're all right
but it's so hard to accept that
#122469 to #122468 - minutes (03/16/2014) [-]
I am trying to accept it as well. The worst thing is probably that you can't do anything. There is no right or wrong when she isn't interested, you can just wait till you feel better..
I feel your pain.
User avatar #122471 to #122469 - shoryuken (03/16/2014) [-]
I saw her on pof and got no reply and it just made me mad again. It's okay though because it's better to know. It can be so hard to let go. I wouldn't even mind a small response just hate that I think of this person and they can't even give a simple response back.
#122473 to #122471 - minutes (03/16/2014) [-]
Yea i know what you mean. I flirted with a really cute girl at a party, she seemed interested, i text her later, no response. I mean why can't she at least give me some half assed answers that show that she has no interest? Met her again 2 days ago at another party, tried to flirt again, she didn't directly reject me but it's just obvious that she doesn't want me. Hard to accept but what can i do..
#122446 to #122430 - dehumanizer (03/16/2014) [-]
run away anon, dont ever look back
#122434 to #122430 - walmartysnextghost (03/16/2014) [-]
Just start talking with them like nothing ever changed and bring it up later. Nobody wants to start an uncomfortable conversation with someone they haven't talked to in forever, and getting a message from someone that you haven't really thought about in awhile that's too deep is off putting regardless of girl to guy or guy to girl.
User avatar #122440 to #122434 - shoryuken (03/16/2014) [-]
And here I was thinking it was romantic lol
I think i've killed 2 relationships/friendships with this
fuuuudddgggeee this does my head in
User avatar #122431 to #122430 - ipostcp (03/16/2014) [-]
If you randomly message them after 2 months or longer and be like "I miss you" or something then yeah it does sound weird. At least I think so.
User avatar #122433 to #122431 - makotoitou (03/16/2014) [-]
nig ur gay. you don't even know how strong independent black wimin work
User avatar #122432 to #122431 - shoryuken (03/16/2014) [-]
damnit.....
#122421 - faine (03/16/2014) [-]
I don't think this is the proper way to do this but I'm looking for a guy on here, he changed his account before I changed mine and I don't remember his account name. All I know is his name is Leo. (sorry if it's not okay to give out his name)   
   
If you could help me that'd be great. Oh I believe his username stated with a K...
I don't think this is the proper way to do this but I'm looking for a guy on here, he changed his account before I changed mine and I don't remember his account name. All I know is his name is Leo. (sorry if it's not okay to give out his name)

If you could help me that'd be great. Oh I believe his username stated with a K...
#122404 - ipostcp (03/16/2014) [-]
Alright so I mentioned yesterday that I'm trying to date a guy that I'm unsure if he is gay or not. I got his phone number today as well as dropping hints that I'm gay to see his reaction to them. I mentioned that I'd rather screw a dude than most of the girls in my work place.. and he said it was "kinda extreme". I'm not really sure if I should go and ask him. When I got his phone number he joked around saying "You're suppose to ask girls for their numbers, not me" I sorta said "Well I like you so I want it".

So my question is, how should I advance with this? I mean, he thinks I have his number for work reasons although I could probably text him for friends type of thing. He doesn't know I am gay and I'm not sure if he is either.
User avatar #122451 to #122404 - iridium (03/16/2014) [-]
Ask him outright, before he starts to think you're being creepy.

And if he says no, just say you still wanna be friends if you do or something.
User avatar #122416 to #122404 - makotoitou (03/16/2014) [-]
Tip toeing ain't gonna work. You just gotta drop the gay bomb.
User avatar #122417 to #122416 - ipostcp (03/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's what I figured. I'm probably going to keep toeing around until I feel it's good and clear or something like that.
User avatar #122418 to #122417 - makotoitou (03/16/2014) [-]
Well if you do get slammed you could go gay for me
User avatar #122419 to #122418 - ipostcp (03/16/2014) [-]
You dig the ladies though.
User avatar #122420 to #122419 - makotoitou (03/16/2014) [-]
Somebody never heard of Cross Days
User avatar #122422 to #122420 - ipostcp (03/16/2014) [-]
I sorta think online relationships don't end that well. Sorry to burst your bubble.
User avatar #122423 to #122422 - makotoitou (03/16/2014) [-]
Well that only happens if they end.
User avatar #122424 to #122423 - ipostcp (03/16/2014) [-]
When I want to date somebody I think in terms of very long term stuff. I just don't see online relationships like that since I don't see myself or somebody moving across the globe to me. I want to date because I want to be with somebody for the rest of my life.
User avatar #122425 to #122424 - makotoitou (03/16/2014) [-]
But with modern technology, you can see anybody you want across the globe anytime you want. While I (kinda) getcha on that "physical contact" and shit, online relationships aren't impossible shit like in 80's movies.
User avatar #122427 to #122425 - ipostcp (03/16/2014) [-]
I know that. I just know they don't work well with me. Sorry.
User avatar #122429 to #122427 - makotoitou (03/16/2014) [-]
bby pls
User avatar #122435 to #122429 - misticalz ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
me bby
User avatar #122436 to #122435 - makotoitou (03/16/2014) [-]
oh you want sum fuk?
User avatar #122437 to #122436 - misticalz ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #122438 to #122437 - makotoitou (03/16/2014) [-]
nig wat
User avatar #122441 to #122438 - misticalz ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
pls repsond
User avatar #122442 to #122441 - makotoitou (03/16/2014) [-]
k gib ur dick
User avatar #122443 to #122442 - misticalz ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
8======D
User avatar #122439 to #122438 - misticalz ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
yes lmfao ya bb
User avatar #122406 to #122404 - teoberry (03/16/2014) [-]
Dude, he's obviously not gay. Drop it
User avatar #122407 to #122406 - ipostcp (03/16/2014) [-]
I'm gunna do it with or without help.
User avatar #122409 to #122407 - teoberry (03/16/2014) [-]
You are only going to fuck yourself over. I think he's made it clear he doesn't like you, if you go any further you'll make yourself look weird, and will probably be a pariah in the workplace.
User avatar #122410 to #122409 - ipostcp (03/16/2014) [-]
I'm cool with looking weird to him. As long as I know.
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User avatar #122452 to #122400 - iridium (03/16/2014) [-]
Stop masturbating for a long period of time.
User avatar #122401 to #122400 - spacewhales (03/16/2014) [-]
dude, i had 100% the same problem with you a few years ago. Eventually i got over it. I think its psychological, you need to be totally relaxed. What you should do is fuck her, and then stop, masturbate till youre like 97% of the way there, then pop it back in and finish in her. Itll help you get more used to the feeling and action of doing it and slowly youll be able to do it easier and easier. Hope that might help my man
#122426 to #122401 - gameofpwned (03/16/2014) [-]
Well that's not really an option for me at this point in time lol, but thanks for the advice. I was thinking of just quitting jerking off for a bit, so that the next time I see her I'm "primed" so to speak... and then I'll get used to the actual action. So thanks, you confirmed what I thought might work which makes me feel better, I appreciate it.
User avatar #122385 - misterobotunicorn (03/16/2014) [-]
Does anyone one know what that song is called the one with violins in the beginning, its sort of disco/rock, its not sad but cheerful . i believe its has been in a commercial
User avatar #122402 to #122385 - spacewhales (03/16/2014) [-]
Come on Eileen, Dexys midnight runners?
#122403 to #122402 - misterobotunicorn (03/16/2014) [-]
Yes!!!! i thank you so much!
Yes!!!! i thank you so much!
User avatar #122411 to #122403 - spacewhales (03/16/2014) [-]
so much win!
User avatar #122405 to #122403 - dilophosaurus (03/16/2014) [-]
hearing that now i can figure out what it is. It was on the Perks of being a wallflower commercial
User avatar #122387 to #122386 - misterobotunicorn (03/16/2014) [-]
no, but thanks for trying
User avatar #122388 to #122387 - dilophosaurus (03/16/2014) [-]
honestly you where so vague that its nearly impossible
User avatar #122389 to #122388 - misterobotunicorn (03/16/2014) [-]
yeah i know, im sorry but i have no more ways to describe it. i can hear it in my head
User avatar #122390 to #122389 - dilophosaurus (03/16/2014) [-]
do you know the commercial
User avatar #122392 to #122390 - misterobotunicorn (03/16/2014) [-]
sorry, if i did i would have googled the commercial and found it already
#122394 to #122392 - dilophosaurus (03/16/2014) [-]
can you hum it an record it
User avatar #122395 to #122394 - misterobotunicorn (03/16/2014) [-]
vocaroo.com/ i noticed how stupid i sounded, and im probably off
User avatar #122397 to #122395 - dilophosaurus (03/16/2014) [-]
i have no clue, it doesnt ring a bell for me man
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