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User avatar #123661 - kothaex ONLINE (03/24/2014) [-]
So how does Advice deal with fucked up sleep? It'd be insensitive and incorrect to say I have insomnia, but rather a bad habit of screwing my sleep schedule royally. I'll often end up trying to sleep for 5 or so hours with no progress until I guess I fall asleep at like 7 am.

Also black coffee is fucking disgusting what the fuck. I'm doing college on no sleep today so now that I feel sick I just have another reason why I'm going to fail.

Also the whole 5 hours doing nothing for the past week or whatever gave me a whole to hype up and motivate myself into fixing my life a bunch, but I'll probably realise how futile that is after I get some sleep. I don't know what you recommend for that.
User avatar #123675 to #123661 - badgerbaiting (03/24/2014) [-]
I had a similar problem. Try fasting for 18hrs. Your body clock will reset itself.
User avatar #123672 to #123661 - lorkhan (03/24/2014) [-]
Have you tried going to bed?
User avatar #123723 to #123672 - kothaex ONLINE (03/24/2014) [-]
Plenty.
User avatar #123838 to #123723 - lorkhan (03/25/2014) [-]
Have you tried laying on it?
User avatar #123911 to #123838 - kothaex ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
no i just went to it
i will try this next time
User avatar #123657 - cookiel (03/24/2014) [-]
So didn't see much fitness shit on the sports board so I figured I'd post here.

Basically I'm just getting back into working out and trying to stick with it for more than a week and I kinda just want to know some routines others have. Some random info that may or may not help: I'm 22, 6', 190-200lbs (haven't weighed myself in god knows how long and don't have access to a scale), and am basically looking to get some arm mass and core definition. My dorm's fitness center is kinda shitty and doesn't have much but I make due.
Here's my basic routine: names of machines gotten from www.bodybuilding.com/exercises/finder/lookup/filter/equipment/id/6/equipment/machine
-Warm up on the bike for a little bit. It's been from 5mi-5min depending on what else I have to do at a <3min/mile pace at setting 5 but working up resistance
-1 set underhand on the thing where you sit down and pull a bar down
-1 set overhand on the thing where you sit down and pull a bar down
-1 set overhand wide-gripped on the thing where you sit down and pull a bar down
-1 set of 10 on the iso row
-2 sets of 10 on the Butterfly
-2 sets of 10 on the Chest Press
-30 sit ups
-15 sets up sit ups where i put my elbow on opposite knee (2 sit ups = 1 set)
-20 more sit ups
-2 sets of 10 leg extensions
-2 sets of 10 leg curls
-2 sets of 10 on the shoulder press
-Then I either go cool down on the bike or treadmill for a few min

As far as diet goes, haven't been doing anything special. My adderall fucks with my appetite so I eat randomly but I make sure to eat something before I work out. I also drink water before hand along with an Easy Myoplex protein shake thing You need to login to view this link and idk if those really will make a difference or not. But any feed back/tips will be appreciated
User avatar #124239 to #123657 - badgerbaiting (03/27/2014) [-]
What are you trying to achieve? I'll send you a decent start up workout plan.
User avatar #123671 to #123657 - teoberry (03/24/2014) [-]
K, first off, go to fitness, you'll get better answers there.

Secondly, if you want definition, lose the fat. You mentioned nothing about back so why are three of your exercises what I assume to be LAT pulldowns (the sit down + pull). You also have ISO rows, which I don't know a lot about, but looks like a back thing again. Arms are for sure a secondary muscle used in all of those but if arms are your goal, then those should go.

Rly doe, you should focus on training your whole body. If you have good arms and core but the rest is lacking, you'll look goofy. My advice is to work on losing the fat first, then build your muscle
User avatar #123678 to #123671 - cookiel (03/24/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ I feel retarded. I swear I read the board names out loud to myself before I posted here.

But well I just use whatever my fitness center has since it's free. But my legs are decent for the most part which is why I don't work them out as much. They're not chicken legs but not hams either.

As for primary arm work outs, what should I do for those then? I don't have a bench to use but there are dumbbells though idk any real things to do w/ them.
User avatar #123682 to #123678 - teoberry (03/24/2014) [-]
And if you need an explanation for any of these, you can find them on bodybuilding.com or www.dumbbell-exercises.com
User avatar #123681 to #123678 - teoberry (03/24/2014) [-]
For just dumbbells
Biceps:
Regular Curls
Preacher curl
Hammer curls
Use an incline bench w/ regular curls if regular curls get too easy
Triceps:
Tricep extension (one arm at a time)
Seated tricep press
Without dumbells you can just do tricep dips on a bench or something. If that gets easy, there might be a weight vest you can use to add weight onto it
Kickbacks
Shoulders:
Shoulder press
Palms-in shoulder press
Lateral raise
Shrugs
Upright raise
Forearms:
Wrist curls (palms up and down)
Farmer's walk
A lot of forearm stuff is just a variation of wrist curls

Keep in mind I'm not an expert, this is just shit I do
User avatar #123664 to #123657 - connorjay (03/24/2014) [-]
Sorry; water, drink about 3 liters a day (I'm meant to drink ~2.7)
I also take protein before and after the gym, but that's just me personally as I've been on a gym binge recently, if anything just take it after to help with repair.

Avoid shit like sweets, chocolate, fizzy drinks, biscuits, ice cream and simple carbs

Go for protein, complex carbs, fruit, veg etc etc

And most of all GOOD LUCK!
User avatar #123663 to #123657 - connorjay (03/24/2014) [-]
If you want to lose weight / fat, I suggest cardio for at least 30 minutes a day, 3 or 4 days a week.
Also, what's with this 1 set bullshit? General rule of thumb, so building muscle do sets of 5*5, or 3*8-12. For definition, you do lighter weights but more reps (3*12-15)
Why are you using machines?
I used machines for the first year and saw very little difference. As soon as I stepped onto free weights, from which you use your core a lot more, I saw a huge difference.
So let's say you're doing lat pull down machine (the first three on your list:
3 sets of narrow underhand grip (works your biceps), 3 sets of wide grip (works your lats)

Now when you can do those a bit more comfortably, you need to move onto pull ups. I do 30 pull-ups for my warm up, and then use that machine to add extra resistance later in the work out routine. Once you can do a full 3*8 set of pullups on each, that's worth a nice little applause.
The Iso row, you can do with a barbell: www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP6_p-HGU0U
"butter" flys are something I would recommend using the machine for at first, but again, sets of 3. Chest press, use dumbells and barbells for that, again, sets of 3.
Sit ups / core exercises:
Have you got a smart phone? If you do download "Just 6 weeks". I use that for situps personally. 15 reps with side crunches is good, if you do another couple sets
Leg extensions and curls; again, make it 3 sets. Why not throw in squats, deadlifts and lunges?

Final thing, why not separate your muscle groups into days? Like day 1 Arms and shoulders, day 2 chest and back, day 3 legs. Also, keep in mind arms includes triceps too, which you completely forgot about here. Shoulders are also a larger muscle that just "shoulder press". If you want a few more exercises and a possibly basic routine, give me a pm.
User avatar #123680 to #123663 - cookiel (03/24/2014) [-]
I haven't lifted since high school and I was never taught properly so that's why it was a 1 set of 10 thing, also to just get me warmed up to going to the gym again. I'm using machines since that's really all my fitness center has plus some dumbbells (which idk any real exercises with those. And I don't really set muscle groups into days since A: idk what machines work what, B: Don't have free weights aside from dumbbells.

As for diet stuff, all I really drink is either water, Caprisuns, Gatorade (after work outs), Vitamin Water, and alcohol occasionally. I stopped drinking pop and don't eat a lot of sweets. But what's the difference between simple and complex carbs? Never really understood that. I'll also PM you for a routine suggestion as well, thanks again!
User avatar #123649 - irishpunker (03/24/2014) [-]
So, I was having a discussion with some friends on a Facebook chat and somehow we began talking about bisexual people. There were five guys in that chat (six, including me) and these's are guys that I'd consider very liberal minded, sensible and open to new ideas, yet every single one of 'em said the same thing - they don't mind people being gay or straight, but bisexuality is a load of crap.

Now, to give my background a bit, when I was a teenager I immersed myself in left-wing subcultures who didn't care what sexuality someone was. I'm straight, but I knew A LOT of people who identified themselves as bisexual.

Personally, I never cared if someone was bisexual, but it seems that some of my friends (some of whom actually supported friends in the gay pride march in Dublin a few times) seem to see it as a perfunctory sexual preference.

Your thoughts?
User avatar #123662 to #123649 - alexanderburns ONLINE (03/24/2014) [-]
Your friends don't know anything about sexuality.
User avatar #123653 to #123649 - iridium (03/24/2014) [-]
Your friends are stupid and probably upset at the idea of "you're not satisfied with just one?!"

That said, I wouldn't be surprised if there were at least a few people out there who claim to be bi to be associated with same sex movements while still being allowed to have heterosexual relationships.
User avatar #123641 - drunkensailor (03/24/2014) [-]
So I've posted twice on here within the past week or two, but my problem is only getting worse, not because of you guys, more due to the fact that I'm a procrastinating beta bitch and life just really likes to shit on me whenever I get the courage and my shit together. So, here's my problem...there's this girl (obviously right?). We've known each other for 7 years, I've liked her for 5 and only recently realized how much I do. But, she refers to me as her brother, it started off fine because I didn't think of her like that, I was like 10 at the time, but now it's starting to hurt. I'm beta as fuck, have never kissed a girl, barely had a girlfriend, only asked one other girl out over text, and was rejected over text. The main reason my feelings are boiling over now is because after breaking up with her bf of 4 months a while back (which I had been praying would happen as soon as I heard they were together), I was thinking about asking her to prom but 3 days after they broke up, my other friend asked her and she said yes, which at first i thought was just as friends. Then a few weeks ago when myself, her, and the kid who asked her to prom, and a few other friends were hanging out I made a comment about how she went to sleep before 9 the previous night and the friend who asked her to prom flat out laughed at me because (the way he made it seem at least) they had been up talking long after that. I literally (no not literally ok) died a little inside when I heard that. So, I oh so bluntly brought it up a day or two later saying that I thought that she and the other kid were closer friends than we were even though they only started getting close this year. After a smallish fight we had for a bit I apologized saying that I wasn't mad at her, something else happened and I just let out my anger at her.
User avatar #123642 to #123641 - drunkensailor (03/24/2014) [-]
After that I avoided her like the plague for almost a week. Didn't text her at all, went out my way to ignore her in school, only class we have together is lunch so I just didn't go. She didn't say anything to me which hurt even more because I was hoping she'd at least text to see where I'd been, but I got nothing. Eventually I started feeling better and began talking to her again and got this idea to tell her how I felt at the beach because while talking once she said that whenever she needed to think she'd go to the beach or elsewhere in nature to relax. I had everything planned out in my head to do it the weekend before Saint Patty's day, but as it turned out she was going away to Vermont that weekend. I just told myself I'd wait a week and try again this passed weekend. I was all ready to ask her on Saturday, was gonna say something like "Hey, since we couldn't go last week, wanna go today or tomorrow?" as when I asked her last time she said she would've loved to go. But, before I did I asked her how her Friday night was after I told her how mine was, when she said she went to the beach, with the kid who asked her to prom. That stopped all my plans immediately. I immediately assumed that something more than "just friends" had happened. Eventually I talked myself down, saying they were still just friends. So, I asked her what they did and she told me "Not much, we pretty much just walked for a little while and played water tag." which helped me calm down more, and made me think I could still make "us" happen. Until about an hour ago. When ever she and I text, she occasionally doesn't answer for extended periods of time, but, I never really thought much of it. But earlier today while texting her, she responded to me and right after I got her text I got one from him too. He was just telling about some stupid drink he used to buy in the beginning of the school year and would let me finish sometimes, but, hadn't gotten in a while.
User avatar #123643 to #123642 - drunkensailor (03/24/2014) [-]
Nonetheless, it bothered me that they both texted me at the same time. I ended the conversation with him but continued to talk to her until her responses were growing more and more spaced apart until she just stopped for three hours and texted me saying (summary) "Sorry I didn't answer, I was busy and had a ton of hw to do, sorry, see you tomorrow, goodnight." I answered saying goodnight and then he texted me about how he got me a full bottle of the stuff I mentioned before. Just like before, it bothered me that they texted me at the same time, it bother me even more this time due to that fact that she hadn't answered me for three hours previously. So this time I tried to dig a little deeper with him (i try to play it off as just a friendly, buddy-buddy convo, like I'm just messin around, trying not to let on that I like her, firm believer of conceal, don't feel, don't let them know). I brought up that they went to they beach together and when I asked if the were "going out" he said yes. I finished up the conversation continuing the buddy-buddyness of it before he said he was going to sleep. Now I'm here, have no idea what to do, hoping they'll break up before prom, giving me one last chance, but, knowing that it probably won't happen, not even caring about/wanting to go to prom anymore because I couldn't care less about going with anyone else, typing it out to you guys.
User avatar #123644 to #123643 - drunkensailor (03/24/2014) [-]
I already talked to another friend this past friday while we were both fairly drunk about this because he's just like me and had already gone through this and he told me that I need to tell her how I feel as soon as possible so I can either get her or move on, and that if I didn't tell her this weekend like I had planned, he'd force me to do it friday night when we plan on getting drunk again before he wen' back up to college. My other closest friend had already asked me about asking her to prom and my sister/mother did the same, acting shocked when I told her someone beat me to it, saying I should ask her anyways. But that seems a little crazy now that her and the kid are going out.

So I don't really have a specific question, just, what do?
User avatar #123674 to #123644 - drunkensailor (03/24/2014) [-]
Oh, and to make all of this come together at an even better time, I'm sick as shit so telling her in person (of which I am dead set on) isn't gonna work out right now.
#123660 to #123644 - Nameloc (03/24/2014) [-]
I've been in situations like this, on both sides, and from my experience things won't progress with you and her.

I'll spare you the boring details about my past, but trust me when I say:
There's someone better for you.

If you really want to, go ahead and spill the beans on how you feel about her. It doesn't have to be at a special place, but rather at the right time.
If she shrugs it off and says "Sorry," then cut all ties with her and mark it up as ignorance-laden immaturity. It really seems like everyone knows you like her, but it also seems like she's choosing to ignore that.

Don't let her continue to use you as a form of fulfilling her psychological/ emotional needs while her boyfriend fulfills her physical needs.
Anyhow, I highly recommend you take a gander at these:
what-if.xkcd.com/9/

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TL;DR
At most, it seems she only values you as a brother/ great friend. Things won't progress. Maybe stop being emotional support/ a friend for her, and see how she likes it?

Also, your friend can't make you do shit. Tell her whenever you feel like it.
User avatar #123673 to #123660 - drunkensailor (03/24/2014) [-]
It isn't a one way street when it comes to fulfilling each other's psychological/ emotional needs. She helps me when I feel like shit, and I do the same. In the past week alone she was telling me about something that happened or something somebody said that had gotten her feeling down about herself and I was right there for her. And it's not as though her new boyfriend is just there for her physically. From what she's told me, he's been there for her emotionally too. Still, I know what you're saying. Except for the whole "right time" thing. If I've learned anything from my life and/or movies and TV, there's never a right time. And I've tried ignoring her before. She didn't say anything, to me that meant that she didn't care for me as much as I care for her, but, then I try make myself feel better by saying that it's just because I didn't wait long enough. I could live with (at least I think I could) being in her friend zone, as long as I know I'm there and not just her friend because I'm too afraid to tell her how I feel. Oh, and to make all of this come together at an even better time, I'm sick as shit so telling her in person (of which I am dead set on) isn't gonna work out right now.
#123654 to #123644 - allseer (03/24/2014) [-]
Dude, lemme give you an honest answere. It may be hard to deal with, but give up on this girl. Go for someone else. I was like you, and I learned the hard way. Some people just won't change there minds. I gave up but It was a much harder and tougher way than this situation. You got to stop going after her because it'll only hurt you more and drive you to spite her driving your friendship into shit. I lost a ton of opportunities to go out with other people because I was crazy in love with this girl but she had no feelings towards me. She was a witch, she would always tease me along saying "I love you" and "why can't boys be just like you". Don't believe the lie's. Flirt with other people. It's easy. Girls are just as afraid and shy as guys. You gotta man up. That way in college you got a shot dude. But as for the girl you've liked for ever, please trust me, its just not gonna work man. It might be tough, and I'm not trying to sound like a dick, but Get over it and move on. You'll be much happier without all the heartache.
User avatar #123656 to #123654 - drunkensailor (03/24/2014) [-]
I understand where you're coming from, but, I don't think I can just "move on." As I said, I've known her forever, she's one of my closest female friends, one of the only actually. I've told her tha I'd always be there for her. Hell, when we found out that we might go to the same college, we talked about ho I would "protect" her from assholes at parties and what not. I love her but I also love our friendship. Out of my closest friends, she's the only one I can go to when I feel like absolute shit and just talk. With anyone else it's just me putting on a mask and pretending I'm fine.
#123658 to #123656 - allseer (03/24/2014) [-]
Then don't give up on her, but give up on the fact that you have a chance with her. Seriously, I know the heartache that you're going through and it's not fun. Go ahead and talk to other girls, making sure that you show your good attributes. If you're mildly attractive, witty, or just got a good sense of humor, use that. Don't be afraid either, go hard man and be confident. That is the key to getting women. If you don't have much confidence then act like you do until it comes natural. And hey, you're going to college man. So much more diverse women. Join some clubs (gaming, lifting, whateverthefuckyoureinto) and get out there. They have tons of them. I'm just here to tell you that you have to get it out of you're that you have a chance with her. Sorry, sounds brutal, but trust me I was in the same ass situation. Once you start meeting other women it'll get easier.
#123659 to #123658 - allseer (03/24/2014) [-]
Or on the other hand you gotta fucking ask her. Just lay it on the line and tell her how you feel. The worst thing she can say is no. And you got to remind yourself is that it's just a word. Your heart may hurt but at least you asked instead of wondering why didn't I. That's all you can do bro, and maybe it'll boost your confidence knowing that at least you asked.
#123650 to #123644 - mr skeltal (03/24/2014) [-]
well definitely don't ask her to prom. even if you and her boyfriend weren't mutual friends it'd be a dick move. honestly to me it seems like she's not interested and she already has a boyfriend and it's very unlikely she'll break up with him for you. sorry man but you just gotta focus on something else, a hobby, another girl maybe, other group of friends, etc.
User avatar #123655 to #123650 - drunkensailor (03/24/2014) [-]
We're not mutual friends, we're actually friends, but, you're point still stands about it being a dick move. Anyway, should I still tell her how I feel? Not even in an effort to "win her over" just for my own sanity?
User avatar #123628 - larsfillmore (03/24/2014) [-]
Is it wrong that with a girl that I like( not in a full on crush way) I avoid talking to her sometimes just to avoid the chance of messing some thing up or saying something wrong
User avatar #123635 to #123628 - iridium (03/24/2014) [-]
Not really wrong, but if you're that awkward I doubt you're going to get anywhere.
User avatar #123639 to #123635 - larsfillmore (03/24/2014) [-]
Well I haven't really done anything wrong if anything I've made things better between us everyday but I guess its a little anxiety that makes me think something would go wrong
#123629 to #123628 - mr skeltal (03/24/2014) [-]
yes because you are going to be wierd as fuck if you just filter everything you say
dont think so much
#123627 - mr skeltal (03/24/2014) [-]
Alright, I've got a stupid problem. Stupid, but a problem nonetheless:   
   
I fucking HATE my ex-girlfriend, but she is the only girl I've ever had sex with, and whenever I masturbate, she finds her way into my head, with images of stuff we've done. Porn doesn't help, because the images of her are much more vivid, and 'stimulating'. Masturbating less would probably help, but I'm not sure how to do that, either. Need your help, advice.   
   
inb4 fuck some other girl. Not really an option, even if I wanted to.
Alright, I've got a stupid problem. Stupid, but a problem nonetheless:

I fucking HATE my ex-girlfriend, but she is the only girl I've ever had sex with, and whenever I masturbate, she finds her way into my head, with images of stuff we've done. Porn doesn't help, because the images of her are much more vivid, and 'stimulating'. Masturbating less would probably help, but I'm not sure how to do that, either. Need your help, advice.

inb4 fuck some other girl. Not really an option, even if I wanted to.
#123645 to #123627 - Nameloc (03/24/2014) [-]
Next time you have the urge to fap, just think of your grandmother.   
   
I go on Omegle all the time and tell guys who are jeking off &quot;Hey! Don't think about your grandmother. Or her and your grandfather doing it doggy style.&quot;   
They lose erection quickly after that. I'm sure it'd work for you, too.   
   
TL;DR - Distract your mind when you're horny.
Next time you have the urge to fap, just think of your grandmother.

I go on Omegle all the time and tell guys who are jeking off "Hey! Don't think about your grandmother. Or her and your grandfather doing it doggy style."
They lose erection quickly after that. I'm sure it'd work for you, too.

TL;DR - Distract your mind when you're horny.
User avatar #123624 - instalation (03/24/2014) [-]
Hai guise. I'll be kinda brief and stuff. How can I bring myself to appreciate someone a bit more? A lot of time has passed by and I resent them from time to time, but I'd much rather like them because in the past we've had lots of good times.

Can it be done? Thanks in advance.
User avatar #123646 to #123624 - Nameloc (03/24/2014) [-]
Put yourself in their shoes. Everyone is going through something, and everyone experiences hardships.
Maybe think about all of the hardships they're going through. Abusive parents, alcoholic siblings, job-related stress, money-related stress, possessions breaking on them, etc.
User avatar #123623 - alstorp (03/24/2014) [-]
What's the best text color for FJ in your opinion?
User avatar #123630 to #123623 - unforgivenfive (03/24/2014) [-]
Ive always like the "GO OUTSIDE FUCKER" color

Green sick as dope yo
User avatar #123631 to #123630 - alstorp (03/24/2014) [-]
I was thinking green, it's easy to read. Skyblue would be swag as shit too.
User avatar #123616 - bigtbone (03/24/2014) [-]
Just wondering if anyone could please tell me how to get the board on the left with all the top content to come back for my account.
User avatar #123625 to #123616 - mondominiman (03/24/2014) [-]
Maybe you accidentally hid it? Just look for a small bar that highlights when you hover over it.
User avatar #123611 - trolljunkusa (03/24/2014) [-]
>TFW kissed the girl I've had a crush on since 9th grade today

Thanks for everything /adv/
#124063 to #123611 - drastronomy (03/26/2014) [-]
wish i knew that feel....
User avatar #123632 to #123611 - awesomerninjathing (03/24/2014) [-]
congrats man

gimme the deets :^)
User avatar #124116 to #123632 - trolljunkusa (03/26/2014) [-]
We have banged 4 times since I've posted this
#123626 to #123611 - oborawatabinost (03/24/2014) [-]
I have an idea of how that feels like  Even though I fucking hate her now , but that it is definitely a wonderful feeling.   
   
Congratulations!
I have an idea of how that feels like Even though I fucking hate her now , but that it is definitely a wonderful feeling.

Congratulations!
User avatar #123610 - arsenymous (03/24/2014) [-]
I've got two job options in the marines right now. I went in for infantry and got it, but i also have the option to go communications, intelligence. Any reasons why I should switch?
User avatar #123647 to #123610 - Nameloc (03/24/2014) [-]
I second was Anon said.
Also, I'm sure Communications and/ or Intelligence pays more.

Work your way up, man.
#123637 to #123610 - mr skeltal (03/24/2014) [-]
never been involved in military nor am i an expert in military but i feel like communications would be more satisfying/interesting than just plain old infantry
User avatar #123608 - benjamino (03/24/2014) [-]
There's this girl
I've liked her for months, but I told her back in december I had a thing for her, and it was very badly timed so nothing happened. Then she develops a thing for a friend of mine. Sure it hurts, but she has issues and I want to her to be happy, so I'm happy enough to just let it happen and keep trying to get over her.

This guy has now left for the navy. On his last night here, she ended up being all over a different friend of ours, because navyman and her bestie were having a thing.

But last night we were all at a friends, and me and her cuddle on the couch. It wasn't much, or even for particularly long, but it felt so good to be near her, and hold her, and god fucking damn it I thought I was getting over this and I'm not. To hold her like that is all I want but then I think about when to me it's holding someone I care, so so much about but to her it's just sitting close to a friend that's there for her.

I want to be able to hold her close, but I'm like 99.5% sure she feels nothing for me, but I've spent 3 months trying to get past this and I can't.

wat do fj, because I'm all out of ideas.

User avatar #123614 to #123608 - coconuthat (03/24/2014) [-]
You need to just cut off all communication from her. It's apparent that being in contact with her it's making you relapse on getting over her. She's bad news for you man, And it's a bad sign if she can just jump from guy to guy, and tease you like that. Delete her from your friends list, Delete her number, Just stop seeing her.

After that, try to go on a date with someone new, or even pick up a hobby. It'll all work out man. Just keep your head clear. Don't let her in.
User avatar #123618 to #123614 - benjamino (03/24/2014) [-]
Ah. Well, there it gets a little more complicated. Really, it wasn't just jumping from guy to guy, it was for weeks now she'd watched her bestie and navyman get closer, then at this party she was drunk. Nothing actually happened between them.

But I can't just cut her off. She's a very depressed person, and the whole reason I ended up liking her was because I was trying to help, and then she let me in, and I let her in and since navyman left, I'm actually the person she's let in the most, and she's the only person I've ever told about some things.

Navyman already left her, and he had to. I can't just cut her off when I'm the person she can talk to when she's upset. I cannot.

Idk man. I know that what your saying is good advice, but this girl wouldn't be alive today if I wasn't there for her when I was. How can I just walk out of her life?

#123607 - mr skeltal (03/23/2014) [-]
**anonymous test**
User avatar #123604 - foreveranonymous (03/23/2014) [-]
So, I plan on cleaning my house top to bottom soon, but the problem is, is that I'm very much allergic to dust. I can wear a mask to keep it out of my nose and mouth, but is there a way to keep it out of my eyes? The only thing I've come up with is sunglasses, but I know that won't work well.
User avatar #123619 to #123604 - thisismyhandle (03/24/2014) [-]
Safety glasses. You should be able to get protective eyewear for a very reasonable price.
User avatar #123615 to #123604 - coconuthat (03/24/2014) [-]
Get safety glasses!
User avatar #123606 to #123604 - derpityhurr (03/23/2014) [-]
swimming goggles should work
User avatar #123605 to #123604 - alexanderburns ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
Wear scuba gear
User avatar #123601 - Mumford (03/23/2014) [-]
Guys I really need some help right now, I'm having a pretty tough time right now and for the first time in 4-5 years i'm seriously contemplating suicide. Over the past few years I've been able to stay happy but right now i'm under a lot of stress and duress and have been finding it not so much difficult to live, but difficult to find a reason to
User avatar #123603 to #123601 - misterymisterman (03/23/2014) [-]
What's causing you problems, more specifically?

General anti-depression tips include exercise (releases endorphines naturally, can stimulate positive human interaction at gym/ football team/ swimming club etc), eating healthy (healthy body healthy mind, it's not just a proverb) and sleeping properly (unless you're an diagnosed insomniac, which you can't help, sleep is incredibly important to keep you fit mentally and physically).

And you probably shouldn't kill yourself.
User avatar #123620 to #123603 - Mumford (03/24/2014) [-]
Uh my dad may have cancer, my mother has a completely ruined back and the girl I was with who was going through chemo basically out the blue blocked me on everything to which I was to find out she had broken up with me and was still in love with her ex. She was the one person I really needed and she completely betrayed me.

As I said I usually do deal with these things myself but I can't sleep at night because I have nightmares and I am a slight insomniac. I would exercise but I have no money atm and where as for food I just don't even eat now.

Usually I would be fine to chalk this up to experience and move on but right now because of the way things happened I can't move on so the stress from everything is genuinely giving me more reasons not too live than reasons too. I'm not a complete idiot I know that it'll get better but trying to convince myself that is proving harder every day
#123594 - thisisestonia (03/23/2014) [-]
can anyone identify, or can you tell me, if this is a font or not
User avatar #123648 to #123594 - Nameloc (03/24/2014) [-]
Not a real font; If you've got the time, totally download the trial version of Adobe's InDesign.

It's literally a program made for typography and fonts.
Just scroll through the fonts there, there's hundreds, and find one.
They've got a lot of good ones.

www.adobe.com/products/indesign.html
User avatar #123669 to #123648 - thisisestonia (03/24/2014) [-]
Thank you, sir.
User avatar #123633 to #123594 - unforgivenfive (03/24/2014) [-]
Google meet the robinsons..I think its a saying Walt Didney made popular
User avatar #123595 to #123594 - ferrettamer (03/23/2014) [-]
The e's and o's are different, so probably not
User avatar #123597 to #123595 - thisisestonia (03/23/2014) [-]
too bad, I can't do handwriting on the computer either, I was trying to do something motivational or some picture with a quote written with this handwriting but that won't happen, I guess
User avatar #123600 to #123597 - iridium (03/23/2014) [-]
You can probably find something similar online though, free fonts are easily downloaded.
User avatar #123585 - larrynonymous (03/23/2014) [-]
Is seeding bad or something, after a torrent I seed nearly for 5 hours to 2 days, can anything bad happen from seeding?
#123598 to #123585 - minutes ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
Seeding is good for other people downloading, but it's really bad for you if you aren't very protected. You're basically shooting a fire in the air to be found by the police with seeding. Unless you're using proxys ofc.
User avatar #123612 to #123598 - trolljunkusa (03/24/2014) [-]
Lol you're implying they even care
#123665 to #123612 - minutes ONLINE (03/24/2014) [-]
At least in germany they do care. A friend of mine (who literally lives 2 houses away from mine) got a letter from the police cause of a download. I downloaded the same game as well, on the same day, but i didn't seed, he did. He only had to pay his lawyer instead of the 1500€ cause that lawyer was good, but well 300€ is not nothing as well.
User avatar #123602 to #123598 - larrynonymous (03/23/2014) [-]
how can i prevent this?
#123666 to #123602 - minutes ONLINE (03/24/2014) [-]
Google it, i have no idea. I just know that you have to use a proxie somehow.
User avatar #123591 to #123585 - lukagamer (03/23/2014) [-]
Nah, seeding is good. You basically use it to give back to the uploader and the downloading community. People will be able to download the file you are just seeding , faster.
User avatar #123592 to #123591 - larrynonymous (03/23/2014) [-]
why thank you sir, now it is safe fir me to seed for at least a week.
User avatar #123593 to #123592 - lukagamer (03/23/2014) [-]
No problem. Tho seeding slows down your download speed and stuff like that. You should probably put it on pause or turn it off while downloading something else or playing some online game.. Stuff like that.
#123573 - mr skeltal (03/23/2014) [-]
So last night someone puked on my phone and then drunkenly used a wet towel to clean it, it still turns on and is receiving all notifications, but the touch screen has stopped responding, how do I fix it? (its a galaxy s3 and the screen was already cracked a bit, idk if that makes a difference)
User avatar #123652 to #123573 - Nameloc (03/24/2014) [-]
Bag of rice. Bowl will do nice, but I think a bag is best.

One day I had to run a solid 30 minutes in the pouring rain... with my GS3 in my pocket...
Cameras were foggy on the inside. Speaker was wet... It was bad... Left it in a bag of rice a few hours later and kept it there for two whole days.
Afterwards it worked perfectly.

At this point, you could just use another damp towel to get any other parts clean, throw it in the bag of rice and make sure the rice completely surrounds it, and just leave it for a day or so. Be sure to take it apart, as well.
#123580 to #123573 - mr skeltal (03/23/2014) [-]
try leaving it submerged in a bowl of rice.

Asians will then come and fix it
#123568 - dehumanizer (03/23/2014) [-]
Can anyone tell me how to stop admin's messages? Its really annoying, i dont like having my inbox double penetrated by his spam. Please admin stop begging and do something to reduce the upkeep cost/increase profit. We are already here generating revenue.
User avatar #123569 to #123568 - tumblrfan (03/23/2014) [-]
Open up settings and look around for a second
#123570 to #123569 - dehumanizer (03/23/2014) [-]
so its labled as mass pms?
#123562 - mr skeltal (03/23/2014) [-]
Too much info, sex question!! :\

Me and my boyfriend did it for the first time earlier today. I managed to orgasm and so did he but he didn't expel any semen or anything like that. (he said he came idk if he's just saying that to make me feel better or what)
I have the same problem when i give him handjobs or head....
He is uncircumsised and I dont think im loose or anything as I was a virgin before today (and so was he)
WTF is causing this? Im sick of not being able to satisfy him fully!!
User avatar #123566 to #123562 - muzzayduzzay (03/23/2014) [-]
its called a dry orgasm and it happens because either he jerks off a lot so there isnt enough semen to keep up, he has some type of disease like some cancers cause it, is testosterone deficient, or just genetically doesn't make a lot of sperm...this use to happen with my boyfriend a lot so just to be safe i had him see a doctor, turns out he was just jacking off before coming to see me lol
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