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User avatar #100130 - ebperik ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
Ok, so I recently bought something online, and noticed it said UPS would be in charge of shipping. Well, it was delivered at my doorstep a few days ago, and with it came a 100 dollars in shipping costs that I was unaware of. Aren't shipping costs supposed to be a part of the price you pay to the company that you ordered from, or at least warn you about additional shipping costs? The site didn't mention anything about any additional billing arriving at my doorstep.
A hundred bucks seems harsh
User avatar #100242 to #100130 - sardinez (10/21/2013) [-]
Take time to read fine print
User avatar #100104 - dizzleboy ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
Having a GF in a nutshell?
#100144 to #100104 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (10/20/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #100116 to #100104 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
she'll get pissed at you for putting her in a nutshell
User avatar #100108 to #100104 - advicedude (10/20/2013) [-]
sex, fun, anger, money, commitment, trust, accommodation, unconditional
#100156 to #100108 - bann (10/20/2013) [-]
frustration as well, can't forget frustration
#100096 - snakefire ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
I have some like... Deep mental issues I'm only now just realizing.

When people tell me of their accomplishments I suddenly feel very insecure in an immense level to the point it panics me. This makes me a terrible person, because I can never truly be happy for anyones achievements. I can never be proud of someone.

I think this stems from my dad never being proud of me and being so expectant of me. And I think that stems from him having the same problem as I do... SO the cycle continues...

I don't know what to do or how to fix this...

I'm never proud of myself for anything. Nor do I really have anything to be proud of.
Would I ever feel proud for anything I do? Im not even sure.
User avatar #100167 to #100096 - finblob ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
Is that Sycamore?
User avatar #100209 to #100167 - snakefire ONLINE (10/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #100133 to #100096 - marinepenguin (10/20/2013) [-]
The first step to solving a problem is recognizing that there is one. Baby steps bro.
User avatar #100097 to #100096 - dvdfaust ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
Why do the high points of others make you worse? If someone gets a Nobel Prize, does that make you less of a good, smart person?
User avatar #100098 to #100097 - snakefire ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
Yes! and I can't help it.. I don't know why. Maybe its just a reminder.

I was in an argument with someone and they flashed all their degrees at me and suddenly my heart sank and I completely withdrew from the argument.
User avatar #100099 to #100098 - dvdfaust ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
How does it make you worse? What about finding out that someone has done well makes you less? Someone flashing their degrees or flaunting their high points sounds like an ass as it is. You will achieve great things, you can, but you're still very young, and you've got a whole life to get a wall's worth of degrees. Or maybe it's that your high point is compassion, and hell, I'd rather know and trust someone giving, kind, and truly selfless and noble than a smartie.
User avatar #100100 to #100099 - snakefire ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
I don't know why it makes me feel worse. I try not to compare myself to others, but its hard...

I don't know why my insecurities are so intense... I honestly don't.

I don't even know what I want to do in life.. But I know I want to be the best at it.
I also know, that its impossible and someone will always be better than me.
User avatar #100102 to #100100 - dvdfaust ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
Because you're scared and critical and unhappy with yourself because your dad has trained you to be, but you and I both know he is not right. You can be better than him and make him proud; especially if you've got the same issues, as you seem to think, the first, most impressive thing you can do is be proud of -yourself.

That last line is just implausible, and it'll only be true if you give up, and I know you're better than that. You can be the best because you're always getting better.
User avatar #100103 to #100102 - snakefire ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
And other people are also always getting better too. But faster than I am.
User avatar #100105 to #100103 - dvdfaust ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
Are they? how do you know? does that make you any worse? I bet you still know things they don't know, like how to be compassionate and witty and charming.
#100107 to #100105 - snakefire ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
If I were compassionate I would have a talent
If I were charming more people would like me
User avatar #100112 to #100107 - dvdfaust ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
People do like you, you just don't believe it because you've been trained to think the worst of yourself. As for compassion dictating whether you've got a skill or not... that just doesn't make a lot of sense. considering what your dad's done--this and... other stuff you've told me of--I'd honestly suggest a professional, not strangers on the internet who aren't trained to help you, no matter how much they want ..
User avatar #100113 to #100112 - snakefire ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
Even if I wanted therapy it's not like my family could afford it.

Our unemployment will run out soon and I'll probably be forced to get a job if we don't want to end up losing services like cable or internet... or worse.
Maybe I'll re apply to that pet store...
User avatar #100114 to #100113 - dvdfaust ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
Well, I'm sure you'll be able to afford it yourself when you're a respected and ground-breaking herpetologist, no? Go to a zoo, maybe, work there! Meet all the women, impress all the kids!
#100115 to #100114 - snakefire ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
I'm thinking if I get a job I will organize my paychecks a certain way.

Give 50% to my family
Put 40% in savings
Keep 10% for random silly things I wish to buy.

I don't want therapy.
User avatar #100117 to #100115 - dvdfaust ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
You don't think it'd be wise?
User avatar #100118 to #100117 - snakefire ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
Therapy? No. I think it would be unnecessarily expensive.
User avatar #100126 to #100118 - dvdfaust ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
It's not wise.
User avatar #100127 to #100126 - snakefire ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #100129 to #100127 - dvdfaust ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
Be happy.
User avatar #100119 to #100118 - dvdfaust ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
But helpful in the long term... do you want to be this way?
User avatar #100120 to #100119 - snakefire ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
I don't know...
User avatar #100121 to #100120 - dvdfaust ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
What do you -think-, then, professor?
User avatar #100122 to #100121 - snakefire ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
I dont even know/
User avatar #100123 to #100122 - dvdfaust ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
Do you think it'd be wise?
User avatar #100125 to #100123 - snakefire ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
Im not sure.
User avatar #100095 - BeefJerky (10/20/2013) [-]
Alright, never really ask for advice ever but I feel like I really need some right now. I am currently applying for an ROTC scholarship. I have an interview in a few days and I have no idea how I'm going to go about it. I'm not usually very good with people and I'm stressing out about what the interviewer is going to ask. I'm kinda hoping someone gets my gist cause I don't know how to phrase my question.
User avatar #100171 to #100095 - alphabethsoop (10/21/2013) [-]
My friend just did it and she said that the interviewer guy was really nice and laid back so just go in there and be very confident and try to just go with the flow. You got this.
User avatar #100106 to #100095 - freedomreturns (10/20/2013) [-]
You made it through JROTC didn't you? Probably the same stuff you'd get at promotion board.
User avatar #100088 - advicedude (10/20/2013) [-]
Anyone know a PDF viewer I can highlight/draw on and mark notes with for windows?
User avatar #100190 to #100088 - silverzepher ONLINE (10/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #100093 to #100088 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
Nitro Pro 8; however, you only get a 30 day trial. It should hold you over until you find another one. Most of the ones I have come across have required me to upload the PDF onto the website (since it's an online PDF editor).
User avatar #100076 - benfordham (10/20/2013) [-]
What relation would my half-brothers step sister be to me?
User avatar #100087 to #100076 - smashingprodigy ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
No relation. She would just be your half-brother's stepsister. I also have a half-brother with a stepsister.
User avatar #100094 to #100087 - benfordham (10/20/2013) [-]
Thanks you! That's good to know
User avatar #100109 to #100094 - advicedude (10/20/2013) [-]
Now you can have all the sex you want.
User avatar #100084 to #100076 - mondominiman (10/20/2013) [-]
Far enough for it not to be creepy.
User avatar #100085 to #100084 - benfordham (10/20/2013) [-]
I didn't plan on doing anything but that's useful information to know. Is she any relation to me or does that side of the family stop at my half brother? We have different dads.
User avatar #100081 to #100076 - crewlove (10/20/2013) [-]
a step-sister
User avatar #100083 to #100081 - benfordham (10/20/2013) [-]
No she wouldn't.
User avatar #100077 to #100076 - revengeforfreeze (10/20/2013) [-]
1/4 sister
User avatar #100265 to #100077 - revengeforfreeze (10/21/2013) [-]
fuck you sardinez
User avatar #100335 to #100265 - sardinez (10/21/2013) [-]
what time?
User avatar #100066 - revengeforfreeze (10/20/2013) [-]
Will it be possible to genetically engineer super saiyans in the future?

I know that this might not be the right board but where the fuck else, the science board isn't linked to
User avatar #100134 to #100066 - marinepenguin (10/20/2013) [-]
In the way that they'll be naturally gifted in combat, excellent reflexes, superb agility, and incredibly strength? Yes, of course.

Now the shooting beams from their hands and controlling energy outside of their bodies? I highly doubt that's possible at all, but if it is we have a few centuries to go I think.

User avatar #100110 to #100066 - advicedude (10/20/2013) [-]
Yes. give it 40 years.
User avatar #100082 to #100066 - crewlove (10/20/2013) [-]
ask anime
User avatar #100064 - herblegerble ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
So, exciting things are happening in my life.

I met a girl at a party who I also now go to school with and she's in my group.
I've liked this girl for 2-3 weeks, maybe a little longer. I figured because she's her and I'm me I had no chance so I didn't think much of it, but apparently it came out at a social gathering yesterday that she likes me back (I was walking someone else to the bus stop). A friend of mine texted her saying that I liked her back (he was acting like a bit of dong, when I got back he shouted out that she likes me although I didnt believe it then) and some other stuff, and basically she said that it's up to me to ask her out.

So, how do I do this? I'm going to see her at school tomorrow and a group of us always walk to the bus station after school. I figured this would be a good time to do it because if she says no (which wouldn't make much sense) at least I won't have to see her until the next day. I'd obviously try and get her alone so it wasn't so awkward or pressuring and such, but what the fuck do I say? I have no clue at all, really. I was thinking something fairly simple along the lines of "I've liked you for a while and apparently you like me back so..uhh...would you like to go out with me?"

What do, guise?

tl;dr: i like girl, girl like me, what say and when?
User avatar #100173 to #100064 - alphabethsoop (10/21/2013) [-]
Ask her if she wants to go get coffee or some shit after school tomorrow just the two of you.
User avatar #100294 to #100173 - herblegerble ONLINE (10/21/2013) [-]
Turns out I was misinformed, or something like that.
Don't think she actually does like me back, she just used to or some shit.
On the bright side, I found out before I said anything so I saved myself that embarrassment.
On the not so bright side, I think that everyone in my group now knows because of 1 or 2 people and I'm fairly certain she knows, so now it's just become awkward between us (I think, this happened literally 2 hours ago).
User avatar #100309 to #100294 - alphabethsoop (10/21/2013) [-]
Well the only way to make it unawkward is to act as if everything is still cool even if she doesn't like you like that. Since you never actually said it to her you can play it off as if it's a nasty rumour or something.
User avatar #100310 to #100309 - herblegerble ONLINE (10/21/2013) [-]
Fucking people.
I got told a couple of hours ago by the girls best friend that she actually does like me but she's very shy about it and so denied it when she was asked in front of people. This would be her first relationship so I guess it makes sense.
User avatar #100311 to #100310 - alphabethsoop (10/21/2013) [-]
WELL then the only way to figure this out is to just go for it. Don't tell her that you like her out loud let your actions say it so like ask to spend more time with her one on one and try to be more touchy feely like always go in for hugs when you see her and when you guys say goodbye. After like 2 weeks of this and HER LETTING YOU (because if she lets you she digs you if she doesnt feel comfortable when you do it don't waste your time) tell her that you like her and ask her to be your girlfriend.
User avatar #100312 to #100311 - herblegerble ONLINE (10/21/2013) [-]
Thanks for the advice man. There's a party coming up at the end of this week and then another social gathering next Wednesday, so I'm thinking some time around then.
I definitely want to do it in person, and hopefully it'll be easier to get it as just her and me at these places.
User avatar #100314 to #100312 - alphabethsoop (10/21/2013) [-]
No problem yeah that's perfect ask her if she wants to go to the party and social thing with you like walk/drive there together and if she says yes then you can either a) ask her out wednesday while you are headed over or b) during the thing on wedneday don't do it before wednesday though because its too short of a time frame.
User avatar #100315 to #100314 - herblegerble ONLINE (10/21/2013) [-]
Sounds like a plan!
Ball size and memory dependent, I'll try and let you know how it goes.
Thanks again!
User avatar #100136 to #100064 - stripey ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
Go with the flow bro
User avatar #100137 to #100136 - herblegerble ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
Which means?
User avatar #100138 to #100137 - stripey ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
Don't over think it, just act cool and confident no matter the outcome.
User avatar #100071 to #100064 - revengeforfreeze (10/20/2013) [-]
Tell her you like her and you want to spend more time together with her
User avatar #100073 to #100071 - herblegerble ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
I've thought about that and it just sounds kinda vague and...iffy, in my opinion. But I don't really know so...
#100157 to #100073 - bann (10/20/2013) [-]
No no...he's right. Leave it a little iffy, less pressure on the whole situation and make it flow better. That said, make it CLEAR that you do want to spend more time together and schedule something a few days out. If anything can or should be, that's the way to do it.
User avatar #100074 to #100073 - revengeforfreeze (10/20/2013) [-]
I don't know say that you REALLY like her then.
User avatar #100078 to #100074 - herblegerble ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
That's probably a good idea, thanks!
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User avatar #100243 to #100059 - sardinez (10/21/2013) [-]
Yes, I've been in an existential crisis since I was 15, and it has driven me to attempted suicide and numerous mental health concerns.
#100247 to #100243 - omniscientreason (10/21/2013) [-]
Thats very unfortunate. What im referring to is that i really want to talk to someone who has in intrest in proving that theres possibly a provable reason for existence, the concept of infinity, and why life is a part of either or both of those. Im not in a crisis but at my core I dont know why I exist and have a conscious. It plagues my shit. care to elaborate on what you are talking about tho?
#100158 to #100059 - bann (10/20/2013) [-]
Reality is the realest thing we know, if there ever is something more real then we're no less real for not knowing it. Take it or leave it, you can throw yourself into all the loops you want, but that's probably not going to get you far.
User avatar #100070 to #100059 - revengeforfreeze (10/20/2013) [-]
Anyway, dude, seriously.. Type your intelligence level
#100124 to #100070 - omniscientreason (10/20/2013) [-]
I am not a genius but I do have the makings of one, with time I know that ill wield information that very few take the time to fully comprehend, as for now im a dumbass in perspective and in comparison to anyone who has gone through proper advanced schooling but I understand reality for what it is and the philosophical side of me is just so fucking done with useless people. BUT though i dont know the specifics I know the atomic structure the theory about it and can understand and relate to what you are talking about. I understand thoughts are atomic reactions so maybe you can teach me something.
User avatar #100128 to #100124 - revengeforfreeze (10/20/2013) [-]
Not sure I can bro this is about where my knowledge ends.

I know that we have mirror neurons, neurons that allow us to imagine

credits to sethorein for his comment, his comment taught me this.
#100139 to #100128 - omniscientreason (10/20/2013) [-]
fuck :/ thanx for tryin dude
User avatar #100186 to #100139 - Sethorein ONLINE (10/21/2013) [-]
I was summoned. What was it you wanted. Please be brief and clear. I didn't appreciate trying to piece together the ramblings from earlier in this thread.
User avatar #100320 to #100186 - revengeforfreeze (10/21/2013) [-]
Who did oyu refer to as "rambling" btw
User avatar #100319 to #100186 - revengeforfreeze (10/21/2013) [-]
Sorry dude, as said I'm not really good at this stuff..

I didn't really summoned you just mentioned your name because you posted something about that..

User avatar #100321 to #100319 - Sethorein ONLINE (10/21/2013) [-]
the other guy.
User avatar #100322 to #100321 - revengeforfreeze (10/21/2013) [-]
Alright, cool
User avatar #100141 to #100139 - revengeforfreeze (10/20/2013) [-]
and no prob I got no life so it's k
User avatar #100140 to #100139 - revengeforfreeze (10/20/2013) [-]
heh.. did I help?
#100142 to #100140 - omniscientreason (10/20/2013) [-]
gave me something to research with just a few words. Id say yes.
User avatar #100143 to #100142 - revengeforfreeze (10/20/2013) [-]
awesome dude
User avatar #100069 to #100059 - revengeforfreeze (10/20/2013) [-]
Let's discuss consciousness

Consciousness is ''a bunch of tricks'' as Daniel C. Dennett said.

I think consciousness is chemical energy basically. Derived from our potassium/sodium gates.. or something like that.

I'm not exactly sure where I'm going since I usually don't know very much about neuroscience but maybe you can teach me something.
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User avatar #100040 - fladen (10/20/2013) [-]
so theres this girl at work i really wanna get to know, weve talked a few times during work but she work at a different department. the only times ive talked to her are either on my break or lunch. but yea today i wanted to talk to her cause she was in the break room but had nothing really to say, got nervous cause 5 other people were in there and in the end just didnt try.

what should i do to try talking to her? should i just talk to her even when people are around? idk i overthink a lot of the times but she seems like a cool person to get to know.
#100159 to #100040 - bann (10/20/2013) [-]
Ask her about her, easier to talk to someone when they're the one talking. Simple stuff at first and then go from there.
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#100051 to #100040 - tomtomvdp ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
Just don't think about it , if you can't come up with something to say , just think "what would a generic conversation be like ?" . and just go ahead and ask her about work , or how was her weekend , generic stuff. Once you get the chat going , things will develop naturally.

Just don't think about it , the reason that people being there bothers you it's because you are being insecure , thinking that all those people are there to judge you. It's all in your head , they don't give a fuck , clear your head of thoughts and just start a generic conversation.
User avatar #100061 to #100051 - fladen (10/20/2013) [-]
thanks for the advice ill try my best tomorrow hopefully ill bump into her to try it out. and yea im a little insecure but i think youre right, no one gives a fuck. I dont give a fuck if someone is talking to someone else so idk why i should be thinking to much about it.

last time i just asked a basic question and we began talking for our whole break. so maybe i just need to try it again.

accidently replied to myself
User avatar #100148 to #100061 - tomtomvdp ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
I'm glad to advice you , let me know how it goes. Best of luck.
User avatar #101000 to #100148 - fladen (10/28/2013) [-]
finnaally got to talk to her today, i was told to clock off early and was gonna leave but decided to chill in the break room. she came in like 10 min later and i did what you said and just started talking to her. we talked for like 30 min till she had to go back to work and it was cool.

i made her laugh, found out some things about her, she asked me were i live and we live around the same area. idk it was really cool. totally didnt think i was gonna have the balls to do it, but i tried it and it went totally better than i thought!
User avatar #101001 to #101000 - tomtomvdp ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
I'm really glad to hear that , from this point on , i would say that you just keep talking to her , try not to force anything . And don't get disappointed or sad if someday she doesn't feel like talking , it doesn't mean that she hates you or anything . Just giving you the heads up.

Just let it happen naturally. keep talking with her and see were it gets you.
User avatar #101134 to #101001 - fladen (10/29/2013) [-]
yea that makes sense sometimes people just wanna talk. but idk it was just really cool. i was making her laugh and i wasn't even really trying too, and i noticed she was trying to talk to me the last couple min as well cause i was talking to one of my friends about some shit and she got my attention and talked about other stuff.

but yea next time ima just try and get another conversation going and see were that ends, not try to force anything and all that
#100029 - navestotwo (10/20/2013) [-]

I have retrieved the mask, it is now time to plan....
User avatar #100086 to #100029 - mexicandudeinsd (10/20/2013) [-]
......interesting........ how do we start haha
User avatar #100182 to #100086 - navestotwo (10/21/2013) [-]
We'll need outfit, entrance, act, and exit.....

First, outfit.....what do you sugggest?
User avatar #100194 to #100182 - mexicandudeinsd (10/21/2013) [-]
thong with glitterhahaha
User avatar #100195 to #100194 - navestotwo (10/21/2013) [-]
i have neither....but I do have a pimp jacket, clown dress shoes (very long toed dress shoes) and some slacks......
User avatar #100196 to #100195 - mexicandudeinsd (10/21/2013) [-]
just put on the funniest things you have, you have to go out with awesome, clown shoes are good
User avatar #100197 to #100196 - navestotwo (10/21/2013) [-]
okay hmm....what about my "entrance?"
User avatar #100198 to #100197 - mexicandudeinsd (10/21/2013) [-]
put some music if you can that would be funny
User avatar #100199 to #100198 - navestotwo (10/21/2013) [-]
hm, i think i could grab my friends speaker and then play guile's theme song.....yes..yes..good....
what about my act?
User avatar #100200 to #100199 - mexicandudeinsd (10/21/2013) [-]
dance ! i think, depends im not a very creative guy
User avatar #100201 to #100200 - navestotwo (10/21/2013) [-]
dance...hm.... anything else?
and what about mah exit?
User avatar #100202 to #100201 - mexicandudeinsd (10/21/2013) [-]
im just throwing random stuff, but twerk your way out, i would find that funny if someone did it,
#100203 to #100202 - navestotwo (10/21/2013) [-]
I'll need some lessons, but they'll be expensive, miley cyrus charges a lot.
I'll need some lessons, but they'll be expensive, miley cyrus charges a lot.
User avatar #100204 to #100203 - mexicandudeinsd (10/21/2013) [-]
youtube, i dont know why i seen them, but they are a lot of instructions videos
User avatar #100205 to #100204 - navestotwo (10/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #100207 to #100206 - navestotwo (10/21/2013) [-]
well i shall prepare!
User avatar #100208 to #100207 - mexicandudeinsd (10/21/2013) [-]
well you shall!
#100027 - MrFluffy (10/20/2013) [-]
so im talking to this girl right now and things are going well ( i think) but she doesnt want to date. shes waiting to learn more about me and hope we "click" but i have no idea if its actually gonna happen, side note we have had sex i sometimes spend the night at her place, so whats everyones thoughts on the situation cuz i think its gonna fall through
User avatar #100036 to #100027 - guiguito (10/20/2013) [-]
you like her?
#100038 to #100036 - MrFluffy (10/20/2013) [-]
yes otherwise i wouldn't be asking for advice
User avatar #100041 to #100038 - guiguito (10/20/2013) [-]
describe it
#100044 to #100041 - MrFluffy (10/20/2013) [-]
when we have time we go on dates (in college so times limited at times), usually we laugh and hang out and everything seems fine. we've had sex fairly recently, i talk to her every day mostly through texting but we see eachother every week at some point. i enjoy her company quite a bit. not sure what else to say
#100160 to #100044 - bann (10/20/2013) [-]
I'll say this. Much as you like her, if she doesn't want to date, then she's not looking to get too attached, which means that she won't be there forever. You may miss a lot of chances to find someone more long term/committed if you stay 'with' the girl you're with and I'm sure you don't want to be alone yea know?

If you want to know for sure, it's as simple as telling her you need something more committed if you want to go on. If she wants to be with you cool, if not you're in a better spot to find a lover.

This is all assuming you want something that will last, which most people who like/love someone do. All I'm saying is you can't expect things to work out long term with the girl you're with.

If you're just looking to screw (totally acceptable) then you're in the right boat.
User avatar #100046 to #100044 - guiguito (10/20/2013) [-]
idk man, judging by how you described it, friends with benefits could go a long way, if you keep this forever you will die happy, or until she get pregnant, but i am sure you are a protected lad.
#100049 to #100046 - MrFluffy (10/20/2013) [-]
the motto is dont be silly protect your willy haha. but thanks for the attempt
User avatar #100030 to #100027 - makotoitou ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
Just insert the penis.
#100037 to #100030 - MrFluffy (10/20/2013) [-]
true enough statement, but if things don't go well i will be dating palmela handerson and her 5 sisters the fingerets
#100026 - Metallicock (10/20/2013) [-]
So I'm not scared to talk to people (mostly), but I never have shit to say and have trouble carrying on a conversation. I know I should ask them questions about them selves, but even still it always feels like a dead end.
User avatar #100020 - delphine (10/20/2013) [-]
So I joined You need to login to view this link on a whim and have been on a few dates with guys (I'm a girl). Most of the dates were okay, but they were with the "fist-bumping bro" type which I'm not really in One of the guys I went to coffee with on Tuesday told me he would text me this weekend about getting dinner again and seemed honest about it, and he was easy to talk to and funny so I said I would be happy to go on a second date. But he hasn't contacted me yet. Should I wait, or should I text him and see if he's still interested? I don't want him to think I'm clingy or desperate, I'm just genuinely interested in a 2nd date.
User avatar #100101 to #100020 - sommerli (10/20/2013) [-]
He might not have the balls to text you, which would make it easier for him if you asked him whats up. Or (sorry to say) he might not be interested. I have no idea how long you should wait for him to contact you, but grab him while you are in his eyesights.
#100039 to #100020 - MrFluffy (10/20/2013) [-]
this may seem a bit brutal to say but if the guy is honest expect a text atleast by monday if you really think he is being honest, otherwise move on. The way i think (not the same as everyone else mind you) is if im interested in a girl i'll let her know that relatively soon. But like Metallicock said, wait till monday
User avatar #100025 to #100020 - Metallicock (10/20/2013) [-]
Wait till Monday if you're worried.
User avatar #100024 to #100020 - oborawatabinost (10/20/2013) [-]
You can send him a text saying that you've had problems with your phone, or something along those lines.
User avatar #100019 - doyourealize (10/20/2013) [-]
So, I have this crush on this girl in two of my classes, I think she also might have a thing for me, because she's constantly glaring at me from across the class, and I see her friends teasing her when I'm around But I've never spoken to her, besides a few times like, 3 years ago. I have no idea how to talk to her, but I really want

I never really get a good opportunity, and when I do, I don't take it, because I get anxious. Any advice on how to go about talking to her?

She sits at the literal opposite side of the room of me in both classes.
User avatar #100244 to #100019 - sardinez (10/21/2013) [-]
If she likes you back, no reason to be scared. Just be relaxed and confident and interested in her.
User avatar #100021 to #100019 - delphine (10/20/2013) [-]
Figure out what kinds of things she likes and talk about that. You could also ask her questions about herself. People like to talk about themselves because it's something their familiar with. Also, remember to relax-- she's a person, not a rattlesnake. ;)
#100018 - Spikeydeath (10/20/2013) [-]
So I just had a conversation with my old friend...the one i've had problems with the last two years
i laid it out...The fact i havent trusted him...I dont see him as the same...saying im sorry. He was quiet for like 3 minutes and hung up.
Did i lose my friend
User avatar #100022 to #100018 - delphine (10/20/2013) [-]
Well, if you can't trust him anymore then it sounds like you probably lost him before the conversation. If so, it's okay. People will come and go out of your life all the time, it's sad, but not the end of the world.
#100023 to #100022 - Spikeydeath (10/20/2013) [-]
Thanks...Its weird...we've been best friends for years and now its gone..
#100161 to #100023 - bann (10/20/2013) [-]
Such is life, from dust to dust they say. If you're down for talking about it, how exactly did they lose your trust?
#100175 to #100161 - Spikeydeath (10/21/2013) [-]
I dated a girl
Go out for a month
See her and best friend making out
He doesnt give a shit
#100211 to #100175 - bann (10/21/2013) [-]
That is indeed a reason not to trust him...nor date her. I suppose that eliminates any grey area, I think you're better off, go meet better people and leave them both to rot in their selfish bullshit stew.
#100219 to #100211 - Spikeydeath (10/21/2013) [-]
I mean hell this guy seems to only date my exs my other close friend's think he likes my left overs
#100229 to #100219 - bann (10/21/2013) [-]
Sounds he's got some kind of superiority/inferiority complex or something, like he needs to do (hehe) what you do to be happy. Maybe, but reguardless, just cut him out before things go into turmoil. There are some things that you can't recover a friendship from, and making out with your girlfriend is one of them. Regardless how long you were dating or cared for this girl, it's unacceptable.
#100236 to #100229 - Spikeydeath (10/21/2013) [-]
thanks man
#100013 - imonaboatman (10/20/2013) [-]
The girl I like is going to homecoming with another guy and I can't stop thinking about the fact that they're going to be grinding while I'm sitting at home depressed. Cheer me up with cute reptiles.
The girl I like is going to homecoming with another guy and I can't stop thinking about the fact that they're going to be grinding while I'm sitting at home depressed. Cheer me up with cute reptiles.
#100014 to #100013 - teoberry (10/20/2013) [-]
How about instead of whining at home about it, you fucking go to homecoming anyways and grind on some other chick?
#100015 to #100014 - imonaboatman (10/20/2013) [-]
Well, the girl I'm talking about actually agreed to go out with me, even though she already had a date to homecoming. But later on she told me that she didn't really want to have a relationship with anybody right now because she just got out of a bad relationship. So I'd feel like an ass if I did that since I'm kinda in a non-existent-yet-potential relationship with her. Plus I'm way too awkward and white to grind.
User avatar #100002 - sweatymannipple (10/19/2013) [-]
I've been cheating on Funnyjunk with reddit. I don't know who I like better. I don't go to reddit for laughs, I've mainly been going through threads like this one:

What should I do?
#100017 to #100002 - Spikeydeath (10/20/2013) [-]
The way you asked your question was interesting, i'd say subscribe to the mormon ideal
User avatar #100162 to #100017 - sweatymannipple (10/20/2013) [-]
You think they'd be okay with it?

Then again.. they're pretty polygamous too. Probably wouldn't care if I left them both

But to me, Funnyjunk was my first love, and she's been such an important part of life, especially when it came to procrastination. And she's so much easier to use; just press the arrow key. But I'm lusting at reddit. And I feel once I make an account there I've betrayed my love; and boy have I been tempted.
#100174 to #100162 - Spikeydeath (10/21/2013) [-]
Meh funnyjunk and reddit are whores
User avatar #100011 to #100002 - tredbear (10/20/2013) [-]
are you Syriasly treating websites as ur bf or gf?
I'ts the internet, not a fucking serious relationship
who the fuck cares id you use both sites?
User avatar #100003 to #100002 - exotic (10/19/2013) [-]
set your facebook relationship status to 'it's complicated' and subscribe to /r/shittyadvice
User avatar #100000 - exotic (10/19/2013) [-]
Kill yourselves
User avatar #100012 to #100000 - doublicious (10/20/2013) [-]
I'm thumbing this because other people did
User avatar #100111 to #100012 - advicedude (10/20/2013) [-]
Hooray for conformity!
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