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#133894 - dehumanizer (05/17/2014) [-]
ALRIGHT THIS IS A QUESTION THAT GOES OUT TO ALL THE NORMALFAGS OF FJ, HOW EXACTLY DID YOU GET A GF, WHAT DID YOU DO/TALK ABOUT ETC. WERE YOU FRIENDS FIRST?

NEED AS MUCH REPLIES AS I CAN GET....ITS EHH...FOR SCIENCE!
User avatar #133955 to #133894 - Decode ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
First grill started hitting on me out of nowhere. She was a friend on my best friend, but we had never talked previously. One day, someone gave her my number and she just kept hitting on me until I asked her out.

2nd I was best friends with for 2 years, I made the first move but I was awkard as fuck. She had a bf when I first met her, so I stopped and we just became friends, but she always depended on me to listen/give advice, and to cheer her up. She loved that I could make her laugh even when she was depressed and on the verge of tears, so after 2 years she dumped her verbally abusive bf for me.

Third Gf I was oblivious about, I guess all my friends knew she liked me but I didn't. I just assumed she was out of my league and that she was just being friendly, not actually flirting. I ended up friendzoning her hard, and it didn't change until my friend told me exactly how she felt, and sent a message she had with him talking about how much she liked me, but I never noticed.

I dunno if this helps, but there ya go.
#133956 to #133955 - dehumanizer (05/17/2014) [-]
can you give me greater detail about the third, im acting out of character towards my crush but i do it because im extremly terrified of getting friendzoned
User avatar #133959 to #133956 - Decode ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
Sure. I was friends with this qt 3.14, short, petite asian, easily a 9/10

However because of all that, I just assumed she would never like me, she was way out of my league. So whenever she made obvious advances, I took them as her just being friendly. She would always laugh at my jokes (thats about the only common thing my gf's had in me, they loved that I was funny) and try to make any excuse to make contact with me, always playfully hitting or touching me, but I never thought anything of it.

One day she told me how much she liked me, and because I had now drilled it into my mind that she meant that as a friend, I just obliviously said I liked her too, as a friend/like a sister. I sisterzoned her

We continued to hang out, and she tried to reach me but good god am I an idiot, I was,still am oblivious, and we didn't end up being a couple until another friend sent me a message where the girl was talking about how much she liked me but I never saw her then more of a friend. Which, to be honest, wasn't true, I had a major crush on her, but I was so sure she was out of my league that a girl like her wouldn't want someone average like me, that I ignored the signs she really did like me.

We ended up together for a long time and was happy, but it ended when I had to break it up due to having to move to Germany for awhile.
#133960 to #133959 - dehumanizer (05/17/2014) [-]
>tfw just realised she never playfuly hit me or touched me although i've seen her doing that to many other guys

i-its probably still too early r-right?
User avatar #133961 to #133960 - Decode ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
Tell me everything about her so I get a sense of the situation, how long have you known her/had this all going on?
#133963 to #133961 - dehumanizer (05/17/2014) [-]
well we're in the same student group in university, guess i've "known" her for about 7 months or something now but i never really cared about her because im generaly a bit anti-social and i was pritty messed up over a failed onesided love for another girl

idk if this girl is genuenly friendly or does she think i'll make a potential mate (could give some examples), i've only recently actualy given her some attention
User avatar #133964 to #133963 - Decode ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
Sure, give some examples, what has she been doing around you?

also, if you never gave her attention until recently, yeh she's not going to be playful at first, if you want that to change you need to start warming up to her.
#133965 to #133964 - dehumanizer (05/17/2014) [-]
well first she's the one who initiated contact with me in the first place (we live in the same dorm building) one day while going for class, i found it pritty wierd why she would want to go to class with me instead of just, like going alone...i dont know i guess im too much of a bitter loner to appriciate human kindess

and well thers that time a couple of friends were having a party that i didnt feel like going to (had a headache and was trying to cut down on the drinking, also had some feelings left for girl from the future) so i went to sleep only to be wake up and see that my roomate and one of my flat bros managed her to get her to the party, she then begged me to come to the party too (dont know if she came to my room to ask me to be there or if the bros use her to get me to come too) anyways i went and she asked me to drink with them several times but i was too much in autism mode, eventualy she asked why i was so downcast, i said i she wouldnt understand and that i'll tell her some other time, she gave me a confused/worried look then after some time we left (sadly we didnt go to the same place)

There was also this other party where she was at, me and my bros were seriously beating the bottle when one of the dudes pulls out a joint (first time i got high). Anyways i get pritty messed up because im drunk and high, eventualy we ran out of booze and the "elders" send her to the store since she's the soberest (doesent get high and only drinks a little, on the other hand im a very abusive motherfucker) anyways she says ok but only if dehumanizer comes with me. Idk i kinda remember it but i was pritty damn scared i was gonna fuck up something in this state.

Last week we were late for a lecture becasue i waited for her to go to the bathroom. Shit i think she's taking me for some sort of escort. Is that good?
User avatar #133966 to #133965 - Decode ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
She's not taking you for an escort bro,

she likes you
#133967 to #133966 - dehumanizer (05/17/2014) [-]
well thats good i guess

but theres also the part where there is litteraly a dozen guys going after her (some better than me others not) and she seems friendly to almost all of them, infact she is closer to some other guys than me and im usualy colder (problem with jelousy and fear of getting oneitis again) im afraid she'll just friendzone me like i saw her do to a dozen of orbiters, im afraid of beeing a peon
User avatar #133968 to #133967 - Decode ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
Well, she keeps going out of her way to have you around, so I take it you have the upper hand over the others. Here's what you're gonna do

>ask her out to do something, something both like doing
> If she says yes, you're in
> If she says no, don't worry about it, not that big a deal

No matter what you need to come off as confident, even if you need to fake looking like it.
#133969 to #133968 - dehumanizer (05/17/2014) [-]
well idk those events where like several months appart, each...

as for asking her out, i dont know if theres a point because in two weeks the exam session will start and then summer break (basicly gonna se her a few times and june then i wont till mid september) also i dont know but she might be dating this other guy from my group

#133983 to #133969 - minutes ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
Jesus can you be a man ONCE in your life? Fucking do it the next time you see her. Ask her while you still have a chance or you will hate yourself even more.
#133992 to #133983 - dehumanizer (05/17/2014) [-]
Did i not tell you the reason i got so fucked up was for chasing after a girl and getting shut down. I said to my self I could do it and that regret would be horrible. I gave myself away and lost everything, i refuse to go trough the same thing with a new face!
#134067 to #133992 - minutes ONLINE (05/18/2014) [-]
You're a fucking coward. How do you exspect anyone to ever respect you like this? The only thing i see you doing is crying and complaining and making excuses. Wake up, this is not how you get further in life. If you want to stay a little bitch, fine. But if you choose so, don't ever complain about not having a gf again.
#134074 to #134067 - dehumanizer (05/18/2014) [-]
but i dont know what to do
#134075 to #134074 - minutes ONLINE (05/18/2014) [-]
I'll make you a list:

1. Stop overanalyzing everything.
2. Stop complaining all the time and bathing in self pity
3. Get a hobby, make yourself more interesting - learn to be happy by yourself
4. Ask that girl you have been talking about out.
#134076 to #134075 - dehumanizer (05/18/2014) [-]
1. Hmm yeah you're right.

2. Seems hard.

3. Will try when i get free time in a few months. Dont know how to actualy become more intresting to girls tho. (>tfw no grill to share my intrest in history,politics,science,theology,vidya,film, art, late night walks,drinking etc.)

4. With only two weeks till end of semester i dont think i've worked enough to the point where she would agree to go out on a date. Also i dont want to start something only to find out she met some guy during the summer (we both live in diffrent towns) and get my feelings rekt (again).
#134082 to #134076 - minutes ONLINE (05/18/2014) [-]
Replying here for the same reason i did it previously.

It would only be akward for the first few weeks, and since the summer holidays are soon, this won't be much of a problem. If anyone asks you "hey man did you want something from her?" or something similar, just say "I don't know, i just figure i could give it a try but she didn't really wanna" No guy in the world would judge you for that and as long as you don't constantly stare at her langing, there won't be a problem. Especially when she gets a bf the topic completely from the table for her.

Also i never said rejection will make you more confident, i said it will make you feel more content about yourself, which is true. If you ever are in the same situation again, you can just think "damn i was able to do it once, i can totally do it again".

If you're so afraid of doing it, i got a little trick for you. Closer your eyes and count to five. While doing this think about every negative outcome your next action might have. Visualyze every thing that could go wrong, let the fear take you. Then when you reached the 5, just do it no matter what, forcer yourself to. It works wonder, really.
#134086 to #134082 - dehumanizer (05/18/2014) [-]
idk man alot of guys are also going after her, last week i saw this faggot from my group around my dorm late at night (he doesent live there) so when i asked him what he was doing he told me he walked her home, hell everyone in the group (except for me obviously) jokes about them beeing a couple

i know i can ask her out, hell i went after a girl that was in a loving relationship with her bf (think she still is) for five years thinking i could get her, its the rejection that will really hurt me, i dont want to ruin my go now at such a low level because i know we'll get closer which should increase my chance
#134080 to #134076 - minutes ONLINE (05/18/2014) [-]
Replying to this comment again cause comment string is too long, it's meant to be an answer to 134078

There are a hell lot of body weight exercises and other stuff you can do without a gym. Buy dumbbells and a few weights (this isn't even expensive) and you can work out every single muscle group with a lot of instructions on the internet. Add cardio to that and you are good to go.

If she's a slut, or kind of a slut whatever, 2 weeks should be more then enough to get her to fuck you. Seriously, if you don't really want that much from her this would be awesome as fuck to get wouldn't it? I am repeating myself but i am trying to make this clear. You have these 2 options right there, you only get to pick one .

1. Do nothing --> results in loosing all your chances with her, even if she doesn't get a bf since she is only mildy interested.

2. Ask her out ---> If she agrees --> You get to fuck her pretty soon probably , you sure as hell will at least get to kiss her, you basically win. Even if it's only for 2 weeks, it would be awesome.

---> if she rejects you --> You now know where you stand, it might get a little akward but you will feel very content with yourself cause you actually showed balls for once in your life.

" I find it hard to imagine a gril wanting to be in a relationship with me" That's just your low self confidence.
#134081 to #134080 - dehumanizer (05/18/2014) [-]
Yeah i plan to imporvise some sort of work out regime to get in semi-decent shape then maybe when the next semester starts, start going to the university gym and go full Coleman (yeah not really) as for cardio,well i plan to go jogging at the town stadium at night. All of this will start when uni is over.

Well this girl is from my uni group, lives in the same dorm and her sister is the gf of one of my drinkin buds. This pritty much means i'll be seeing her pritty much every day till at uni for about another 3 years. I dont want to sabotage myself right now because maybe i could achive something in the future.

>rejection will make me more confident.... wait are you trolling?

confidence should improve when i start my rehabilitation
#134077 to #134076 - minutes ONLINE (05/18/2014) [-]
Point 2 isn't hard.
3: Do sports, stuff like basketball, football, table tennis, tennis. Or maybe something different like learning a material arts, learning how to play an instrument, another language, or stuff like climbing. Working out is also a good way to go since you're required to leave your house and it improves your looks.

4. You don't "work up" a girl to a point where you could ask her out. She seemed interested, at least a bit, you are interested, ask her out now. If she rejects you, then she isn't interested and if she doesn't, you win. If she rejects you now she would also do that after you orbitet her for a few month more. Not to forget that she will probably get a bf over the summer holidays, since these are the fucking summer holidays. Acting now may seem risky to you, but it's the only option you have. If you don't take the proactive part now, you will come back from the holidays only to see that you now lost every little chance you had, which is something you will regret for a very ling time. Sadly speaking of experience here
#134078 to #134077 - dehumanizer (05/18/2014) [-]
2. But thats my shtik.

3. yeah i thought i should also get my body in shape, too bad theres no gym in this small ass town so i wont be able to properly work out

4. I-I dont konw man i kinda wanna reform myself a bit before doing it. From what i've heard she's kind of a slut so I dont think she'll "be loyal" to me over the summer. Also im surprised she still doesent have a bf (to my knowlage) but realisticly I find it hard to imagine a gril wanting to be in a relationship with me. Its not like I deeply like her (oh no, i aint giving my heart away again), its mostly cuz she's nice and acknowlages my existance. (Im mostly a statue around strangers)
User avatar #133925 to #133894 - marinepenguin (05/17/2014) [-]
I'll give you TWO stories because that's how many girlfriends I've had. I know, impressive yes?

First. I was friends with this girl from one town over, she was weird and random and for some reason I liked that. Wouldn't date her because she was my younger brothers girlfriend at one point (we're less then two years apart so it's not like she was much younger then me). I decided to ask her to prom as friends, and beforehand we figured we'd go see a movie so that we wouldn't feel so weird going to prom without hanging out before. So I took a friend and she brought a friend. That friend of hers ended up liking me and texting me a couple months later, then I would always happen to see her because my friend always camped at the same campsite every weekend where she went too. So since I would hang out with that friend every weekend I would get to see the girl, and we eventually got together.

Story number 2
Right after girl number 1 and I split, a girl I had been good friends with for awhile had just started dating this guy. And the whole time that they dated, which was a month, she texted me and would rant about him to me because he was a douchebag. Eventually they broke up, and she asked me to hang out. We ended up talking for a few weeks, then I asked her out. And we're still together 14 months later. Oh jesus I want it to end too.
User avatar #133902 to #133894 - grohl (05/17/2014) [-]
I met her at a friend's birthday party ten years ago, and we were friends for a couple of months before we went on our first date. We had a mutual friend who thought we would be good for each other and apparently they were right since we're engaged now. First thing we talked about was Pokemon Ruby (which had come out earlier that year), and we ended up having a battle during our second date. We went to see "Once Upon a time in Mexico" and we were bored out of our minds and we had both brought our game boys with us. I remember she beat the living shit out of me. Had our first kiss later that night. We ended up going to the same college and we've been dating pretty much ever since (we did break up for about a week in 2007, but that was mostly my fault. Her Mom died about a week after my Dad and i was being a bit insensitive about it)

Well there you go. My life story. Happy?
#133903 to #133902 - dehumanizer (05/17/2014) [-]
y-yes, thanks for the co-operation
User avatar #133907 to #133903 - grohl (05/17/2014) [-]
I still think i got lucky as fuck though so i don't know if my story can help anyone
#133910 to #133907 - dehumanizer (05/17/2014) [-]
thats why i need as many stories as i can
User avatar #133899 to #133894 - tikitaco (05/17/2014) [-]
This is the sketchiest way to ask the advice board how to get a gf, geez.
#133900 to #133899 - dehumanizer (05/17/2014) [-]
>get a dozen replies, notcie a concrete pattern
>follow it
>get gf

why?
#133933 to #133900 - minutes ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
Basically thinking of this topic analytically and with reason is not really helping. If you look at the constant, it's always luck. You just need to be desireable, which means that you have to wash yourself regularly, not be drastically over- or underweight and that's it. If you continously go out to social gatherings and openly talk to people, you will some day get lucky as well. Just imagine it as playing a luck-based game. There are 1000 balls in a bucket, you can't see what's inside. Only about 20 of these balls are red, the rest are blue, you need a red one to win. Now, you get to draw one whenever you go and talk to a female you don't know. If you go try more often, the chance of drawing the win gets higher.
#133934 to #133933 - dehumanizer (05/17/2014) [-]
>luck

wizardly here i come, at this point in life i find it unrealistic that a female could have feelings for me, he'll whenever someone doese acknowlage me i feel wierd and paranoid
#133936 to #133934 - minutes ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
I have read many posts of you and i have talked to you a few times now. There is no way for me to help you, in fact, no one on the internet can. You shouldn't be looking for advice here, everything that had to be said, has already been said to you serveral times, you just don't acknowledge it. I would recommend you to see a psychologist, really. I think a professional is the only thing that could pull you out of your self-built misery. I really hope you can get out of your depression.
#133939 to #133936 - dehumanizer (05/17/2014) [-]
well i plan to turn into a normalfag so i can get a qt 3.14 grill...its probably gonna help
#133941 to #133939 - minutes ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
You have deep psychological problems, you can't just ignore them. And this /r9k/ thing of normalfags and robots is absolute bullshit.
#133942 to #133941 - dehumanizer (05/17/2014) [-]
surely i can overcome them somehow, too poor for professional help
User avatar #133893 - harbingerwolf (05/17/2014) [-]
So i've been sent a few links to movie sites with a shit load of movies and shows to watch with no downloads, but are there any risks?

How can an unsavvy computer noob like me protect myself?

Really want to watch Drive and Rio 2.
User avatar #133913 to #133893 - grohl (05/17/2014) [-]
Drive wasn't bad, a bit shaky at points, and I've heard that Rio 2 dissapointed, if you were wondering
User avatar #133909 to #133893 - beatmasterz ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
You can also use scanurl dot net.
User avatar #133908 to #133893 - beatmasterz ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
Show us the links and we'll judge.
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User avatar #133895 to #133893 - tikitaco (05/17/2014) [-]
letmewatchthis is usually reliable. Netflix is always better.
User avatar #133904 to #133895 - harbingerwolf (05/17/2014) [-]
Im already on Netflix and everything i search for is unavailable on the damn site, had Love Film before that and it was even worse.
User avatar #133892 - larsfillmore (05/17/2014) [-]
Im thinking of changing how i act during school next year. I'm usually kept to myself and a few friends but i see them progressing and im basically standing still. The best i can think of is just a simple asking them how they are or talking about class when im next to people
#133882 - grizlah (05/17/2014) [-]
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#133872 - Orc (05/17/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** I need some workout advice. Let me give a little bit of a back story so you can see why I need advice. I lost a lot of weight and have gained it back over the years, but I can't do much cardio anymore, unfortunately. I can do a little, but I messed my knees up, so I dislocate my knees very easily now and can't afford the surgery at the moment because Obamacare fucked up my insurance. Anyway, I am now the heaviest I have ever been, and wanted some sound advice on exercises for weight loss and to bulk up a bit. What are some exercises that I should focus on? I'm looking for creative ways to burn calories because this is miserable.
#133883 to #133872 - minutes ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
Well you may not be able to do cardio, but you're able to swim right? It doesn't burden your knees that much and it's known to be even more effective than running since you're using way more muscles. Eating clean and not much is obvious, also lift weights. If i was you I would go to the gym about 3 times a week, and swimming at least 2 times a week.
#133878 to #133872 - saltybanana (05/17/2014) [-]
mmmm girl i like more cushion for the pushin!

well what i did when i was in hs senior year, was i walked like everywhere! took awhile like 3months,but you see alot of weight lose ima give you my tips on how yo fat ass can loose weight like fast!

first id recommend this supplements
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foods to boost your metabolism cause fuck fat burners!
-spinach
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-anything with chili like spicy food, not the other chilli you fat bastard
- almonds
-water like replace all your fluids/drinks with water
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to build muscle hit a fucking gym, cause that 90 p90xtreme shit is fucking garbage. there aint no easy way out muthfucka!

try this guys videos out, if you cant really afford a gym
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User avatar #133881 to #133878 - Timmietim (05/17/2014) [-]
RIP based zyzz
User avatar #133859 - nigalthornberry (05/17/2014) [-]
Why is it that whenever I like a girl and she starts to like me back she suddenly gets busy and seems to disappear completely without a trace
User avatar #134172 to #133859 - countrystrong (05/19/2014) [-]
I'm guessing this was me... I'm sorry
User avatar #134176 to #134172 - nigalthornberry (05/19/2014) [-]
Not exactly I know that you'll come back eventually
User avatar #133870 to #133859 - acemcgunner ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
because you get to close to fast or maybe..
your stalker take them away and hides the body vary well..
User avatar #133866 to #133859 - Keoul (05/17/2014) [-]
Because you made a mistake and now she's avoiding you.
User avatar #133868 to #133866 - nigalthornberry (05/17/2014) [-]
Like what? I have no idea what I did
User avatar #133869 to #133868 - Keoul (05/17/2014) [-]
I don't know, you gotta contemplate that for a bit.
Maybe you were too aggressive, maybe you were too forward, maybe you had a velcro wallet, girls are fickle about these things. Best you can do is just stop trying to get with her and try to figure out what ya did that put her off and do not do it again with the next girl.
User avatar #133855 - teoberry (05/17/2014) [-]
Ok guys I feel like shit. Me and some friends were fucking around when I accidentally checked one and his collarbone might be rebroken and its eating at me. He knows it's an accident but he JUST paid for a really expensive ski camp (windells) and if he can't go cause of me it will just emotionally wreck me, I'd feel like such an asshole. Wat do? When I was at his house I took care of him (got him icepacks, placed pillows), I think me and him are cool but I still feel bad.
User avatar #133888 to #133855 - revengeforfreeze (05/17/2014) [-]
let him feel mad as long as he needs to and then i can guarantee you will feel better because you let him have an outlet for him, i guess? if he's mad that is
User avatar #133889 to #133888 - teoberry (05/17/2014) [-]
I think me and him are good now, I just feel like an absolute cock even though he told me it's not my fault and it was an accident.
User avatar #133890 to #133889 - revengeforfreeze (05/17/2014) [-]
maybe you just need to tell yourself that it was an accident a few times, I'm not sure. or think of when he's done something like that to you or possibly done something you didn't really like and think "eh. we're even."
I'm not sure.
User avatar #133917 to #133890 - teoberry (05/17/2014) [-]
He just texted me saying we're fine.
#133873 to #133855 - Orc (05/17/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** Give him free dick massages.
**Orc rolled image** Give him free dick massages.
User avatar #133857 to #133855 - nigalthornberry (05/17/2014) [-]
Its normal to feel bad but maybe he can get a refund
User avatar #133858 to #133857 - teoberry (05/17/2014) [-]
Yeah but it's tentative because he doesn't know how long he'll be out
User avatar #133860 to #133858 - nigalthornberry (05/17/2014) [-]
Well assuming he could get the refund or post phone it until next year it shouldn't really be a problem and I doubt it could be broken too bad without any visible view of a break
User avatar #133863 to #133860 - teoberry (05/17/2014) [-]
We could see the bone wasn't in the right place, so idk. He's fit so I think he'll heal up soon, but it's anyone's guess. I'll probs feel better in the morning, I just (no homo) love this kid to death so I don't wanna feel bad.
User avatar #133845 - butterisgood (05/17/2014) [-]
guise i wanna leave this site but i dont wanna leave just like that

i want to do something, ANYTHING and then delete my account, like roll a pony and delete account and then i delete it, something like that, you know?
User avatar #133886 to #133845 - approved (05/17/2014) [-]
I think admin made it where you can't delete your account anymore because the option to delete/disable it is gone from where it was at (it was in settings/preference, but now it's not). Unless it's somewhere else or just me then you can't and you'd be stuck here for a long time.
User avatar #133879 to #133845 - iridium (05/17/2014) [-]
Last time I deleted my account to leave the site, I came back on this account.

It's not as effective as you may think.
#133874 to #133845 - Orc (05/17/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** Roll a nigger and delete your account.
User avatar #133851 to #133845 - tikitaco (05/17/2014) [-]
You either delete your account like a hero, or stay long enough to see yourself become the villain.
User avatar #133849 to #133845 - misticalz ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
Ok do it
#133841 - darthbrofist ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
Advice Board! I call upon your social skills! There's a qt3.14 I'm intersested in, but I'm beta as fuck, and she just got turned down by a dude she's liked for quite awhile. I don't really need to know how to ask her out, I just want her to be happy. Help me? She seems to have lost enthusiasm in things she was interested before, so I'ma little worried..
User avatar #133847 to #133841 - saltybanana (05/17/2014) [-]
oooh man! let my penis solve all your problems!

dude she weak! go in for the strict while the beast is doooown!!
she is probably heart broken, so keeping her company and being a total fedora fag around her would increase your chances, as like she needs comfort right now
Buuuut!! dont be to nice as in you will friendzone your dumbass.
User avatar #133842 to #133841 - tikitaco (05/17/2014) [-]
I would definitely recommend by getting your confidence up, let's start by not calling yourself beta as fuck. Second, I told someone else this, start working out if you haven't already. Third, make sure you're her friend first, you want to be comfortable around her, as much as you think being shy is cute or it's a good move, it's not. A lot of girls are more attracted to confident men than they are betas. Just work on getting that confidence up and then ask her to hang out sometime, best of luck op.
#133846 to #133842 - darthbrofist ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
UPDATE: I'm in the bathroom of her house now, on my phone. Got her phone number. She's laughing a lot. I think she's cheering up a bit.
User avatar #133853 to #133846 - awesomerninjathing (05/17/2014) [-]
you're at her fucking house wtf
User avatar #133848 to #133846 - tikitaco (05/17/2014) [-]
Here's an idea op. Add your number to her phone so she has to text you first. Don't forget to be confident!
#133850 to #133848 - darthbrofist ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
Brb, Will update soon.
#133854 to #133850 - darthbrofist ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
Update: She put her number in my phone, and I put mine in her's, so that's good. I think she's really starting to cheer up. Any other suggestions?
User avatar #133861 to #133854 - nigalthornberry (05/17/2014) [-]
We need updates!
User avatar #133856 to #133854 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
Continue through and see if anything develops.
#133862 to #133856 - darthbrofist ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
Update: I said Goodnight and left, but not before she kissed on the cheek, and asked to hang on Monday. amidoinitrite?
#133864 to #133862 - darthbrofist ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
Going to bed for the night, now the long wait until Monday. Have a night, FJ.
User avatar #133865 to #133864 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
Hell yeah you're doing it right!

Grats man.

You don't even have to worry about the friendzone. Just be yourself and everything will go well!
User avatar #133823 - marinepenguin (05/16/2014) [-]
I am currently having problems with my sexuality, I am a man, but I want to be a woman, who would like to be a man.

What would you call me? Should I refer myself to tumblr for this?

I'd like to be a female to male transgender, but I'm currently already a man. Can anyone recommend some surgical options.
User avatar #133915 to #133823 - grohl (05/17/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure i'm going to call you marinepenguin no matter what your gender is
User avatar #133922 to #133915 - marinepenguin (05/17/2014) [-]
Well that's a relief.
#133887 to #133823 - dehumanizer (05/17/2014) [-]
apply a razorblade to as many arteries as you can find
User avatar #133923 to #133887 - marinepenguin (05/17/2014) [-]
Should I make it a dull blade? Maybe cut someone with HIV first? This is all so confusing..
#133884 to #133823 - minutes ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
You don't actually want this. See a psychologist.
User avatar #133924 to #133884 - marinepenguin (05/17/2014) [-]
No, I'm pretty sure I want to cut my dick off and glue it back on.
User avatar #133825 to #133823 - newvein (05/16/2014) [-]
So you want to be turned into a woman then a man again?
Forgive my ignorance on gender alternation issues.
User avatar #133828 to #133826 - newvein (05/17/2014) [-]
Seems like a lot of work just to get back where you started. Why would you want to go through that?
User avatar #133829 to #133828 - marinepenguin (05/17/2014) [-]
Because it's how I was born. It's who I really am. I'm not a man, I'm a woman, who want's to be a man. It's totally different then being just a man. I know it seems confusing. But it's as clear as the dick I want to chop off and put back on.
User avatar #133830 to #133829 - newvein (05/17/2014) [-]
Do you want your original junk reattached, or a shiny new set?
User avatar #133831 to #133830 - marinepenguin (05/17/2014) [-]
I'm hoping by the time I rebecome a man, there will be a robotic prosthetic. That way when I fuck the bitches I can be all like, GO GO GADGET ERECTION. Or helicopter dick or some shit. It'll be so fly.
#133843 to #133831 - tikitaco (05/17/2014) [-]
"go go gadget erection"

>lost it
User avatar #133834 to #133831 - newvein (05/17/2014) [-]
"Siri, enable erection"
Lol, ya I can see that kinda technology in the near future.
User avatar #133835 to #133834 - marinepenguin (05/17/2014) [-]
Just thinking about my new set of man meat makes me all giddy.
User avatar #133836 to #133835 - newvein (05/17/2014) [-]
Detachable penis I think this is a song or something . Various shapes, sizes, enhancements....
I like this.
#133837 to #133836 - marinepenguin (05/17/2014) [-]
My penis will be sure to have port and starboard attachments for sure.
#133815 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
A year ago I was your typical, anti-social, internet dweller.

A few months ago, I broke free from my social anxiety due in part by my job.
It was relieving. No longer did I shake from fear at the thought of getting in my car and driving somewhere. No longer did I blank out and shut down when talking with people. No longer was I "That quiet shy guy."

I quit my job almost two months ago.
Now my social anxiety is coming back with a vengeance.
I'm scared to even send a message to people; I get too nervous and delay it for another day.

Two weeks ago I went to a rave and had a few girls start chatting me up, but I ignored them and quickly found an escape. Major headache from lots of stress that day; Hadn't eaten anything in over 13 hours at that point, recently tried eating some shitty bar food, had to bail on talking with a girl to go puke

Today, I had quite the opportunity to get a girl's number.
She was cute, definitely 6 or 7 of 10. Face = 6 | Body = 9
My social anxiety got the best of me and I just didn't say anything. I had the chance... It's not that I'm ugly. I'll occasionally get girls hit on me when I'm out in public. It's just that my social anxiety and my need for introversion gets the best of me.

I'm alone.
I feel lonely. Yet I'm fine with it.
I like having free time. I hate drama.

I don't really need advice... If I wanted to break free from my introversion and social anxiety I can simply put myself out there and be social as ever.
This is just something I feel like getting off of my chest.
Each small action is a domino affect into something bigger; Technically by not attempting even small talk with this girl today, I have changed my life indefinitely forever.
I want to be alone so I can work towards my dream job of being a web designer -- I have a few golden opportunities that I don't want to fuck up yet because I was too busy with drama and girls.
#133824 to #133815 - saltybanana (05/16/2014) [-]
HEY my brotha!!   
   
you know what i was once like this too, so dont feel so alone, you need to beat that bitch up Chris brown that hoe!  you seem like a good looking guy, for woman to approach you!  sheeit out here where i live you need to get at the hoes  just breath it out IMO. talk to females as if it were a male or a friend of yours girls get nervous as well as us guys do too  i do it all the time, it works, hell you might even get so close to them thehy might give you dah pussy mate!    
   
but all im saying is start taking baby steps, go out there like "ay guurl i see you looking kinda fine, im fine too, we got something going on!"  everything takes some practice and some time, you wont be fucking Mr. steal yo gurl in under aweek or so?    
so anything im here holmes.   
   
now i gotta go shower cause my balls kind smell....kisses!!
HEY my brotha!!

you know what i was once like this too, so dont feel so alone, you need to beat that bitch up Chris brown that hoe! you seem like a good looking guy, for woman to approach you! sheeit out here where i live you need to get at the hoes just breath it out IMO. talk to females as if it were a male or a friend of yours girls get nervous as well as us guys do too i do it all the time, it works, hell you might even get so close to them thehy might give you dah pussy mate!

but all im saying is start taking baby steps, go out there like "ay guurl i see you looking kinda fine, im fine too, we got something going on!" everything takes some practice and some time, you wont be fucking Mr. steal yo gurl in under aweek or so?
so anything im here holmes.

now i gotta go shower cause my balls kind smell....kisses!!
User avatar #133821 to #133815 - marinepenguin (05/16/2014) [-]
I've never had that problems with social anxiety. I was a naturally reclusive person, had only a few close friends growing up, called nerd, weird, freak and all kinds of things during middle school. Even though I stayed to myself I played sports, and eventually found myself in the "cool" group. That forced me to socialize, interact, and it warmed me up to people. Throughout high school I grew personally, got a job, and remained close with only a few people.

Now that I'm in college, I've never been able to figure out if I'm an introvert or an extrovert. I'm really neither. I don't have crippling anxiety and I can talk to people, but at the same, I don't seek people out. I don't crave attention. If I was completely alone I wouldn't be that hurt, I don't need others to be okay with myself.

My advice to you, is that maybe you should try to take baby steps. Just go for a walk, or a drive everyday. Get used to being outside and around others. Then maybe say hi to a passing person, or get an ice cream cone and have small talk. Then get to have conversations with people. Just move up a level every couple weeks, put yourself out in the world, and maybe you'll get more used to it and the anxiety won't be so bad. I wasn't nearly as bad as you, but putting myself out of my comfort zone all the time really helped me.
User avatar #133793 - davidavidson (05/16/2014) [-]
Any good ideas on making pot not smell in my car when I'm driving? Like a container of some sort?
#133809 to #133793 - saltybanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Not really a pot head or smoke weed much, but i hang around with pot heads i dont smoke cause weak lungs

buuuut!! my friend has one of those glass jars for $1.00 at your local 99c store
it litterally gets rid of the smell if your driving with someone who minds the smell

actual pic i took couple months ago. it looks sweet if you put decals on it
#133875 to #133809 - Orc (05/17/2014) [-]
> $1
> 99 cents

Pick one, scumbag.
User avatar #133877 to #133875 - saltybanana (05/17/2014) [-]
isnt it the same shit?


just a damn penny? stop being a jew
User avatar #133840 to #133809 - davidavidson (05/17/2014) [-]
Thanks. I like you now.
User avatar #133807 to #133793 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
You could look into the product EXIT.
It's great at neutralizing odors.
User avatar #133797 to #133793 - gandaalf (05/16/2014) [-]
get a bunch of those air freshener cans
or get the hey neighbour thing that makes it smell like something else
User avatar #133798 to #133797 - davidavidson (05/16/2014) [-]
Link? I have no idea what you mean
User avatar #133799 to #133798 - gandaalf (05/16/2014) [-]
i can't see what the website says cause it's blocked in my country but i'm pretty sure this is it
www.1percent.com/hello-neighbor.html
User avatar #133800 to #133799 - davidavidson (05/16/2014) [-]
Thanks man, mind if I friend you for a future reference?
#133794 to #133793 - Womens Study Major (05/16/2014) [-]
Do you realize you just asked this question to a bunch of middle-class 12 year olds?

Kek
User avatar #133803 to #133794 - tikitaco (05/16/2014) [-]
I am pot and I smoke 12 all the time
User avatar #133786 - energytwinkie (05/16/2014) [-]
I'm going to leave this on a few boards for opinions/thoughts on this.
I know it not really advice but i didnt know where to put it.
On tumblr (yes, the steaming pile of shit) the transgender community is just really really awful and shitty.
Theres a debate between whether or not you need gender dysphoria to be transgender (its basically the only thing that makes you transgender)
People who think you do (because its fact) are called 'truscum'
People who don't think you do are called 'anti-truscum'.
A huge majority of the people who are anti-truscum happen to be transwomen and/or demigirls (a girl but sometimes feels like a boy aka a cis girl who wears a boys shirt sometimes), feminists and anti-men (pro-misandry/transmisandry)
And since you guys aren't as much influenced into tumblr huge shit pile i thought i'd ask what your opinions/thoughts are on this.
User avatar #133822 to #133786 - marinepenguin (05/16/2014) [-]
My opinion is that tumblr is a bunch of attention seekers that want to be Different from everyone else. And making all these labels makes them special, while at the same time a part of a group that they can relate with. It's incredibly immature and I think most of these people will grow out of it by the time they're 20. If they don't they won't be fully functioning members of society.
User avatar #133811 to #133786 - iridium (05/16/2014) [-]
Acknowledging the existence of that site and those garbage opinions is not worth the seconds it takes to even conjure and materialize thoughts about it.

It took me about a minute and a half to even write this comment, and I already want it back. The only reason I say anything at all is to basically say you should do the same thing I am going to as soon as I'm done typing this, which is to get it out of your head and never bother with it again unless someone you know in real life acts like that in which case call them a fucking tool and drop all conversation with them.
#133810 to #133786 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
When I look at this, all I see is self-classification for a want to be part of something different.   
   
And that's the thing though: Being different. Flaunting your difference.   
   
And this is where those of Tumblr go wrong; What they are doing is extremely immature, needy, and attention-seeking.   
   
To define yourself with words is redundant, for you'll only ever need one word to define yourself; And that word is You.   
   
Embrace who you are, not define and boast about it. Continue being You, and so long as you do that everything else, be it by unwanted-labelling or biased judgement, will become redundant, petty, and immature.   
   
What those on Tumblr are starting to realize, is that people are different in every way possible.   
Tumblr is a place for pre-teens and early-teenagers.   
Where those on Tumblr go wrong is by giving themselves classifications and labels to their names.   
   
TL;DR   
Tumblr is for little kids.   
Tumblr is for drama.   
Tumblr is not for you.   
Tumblr is not for any mature adult.
When I look at this, all I see is self-classification for a want to be part of something different.

And that's the thing though: Being different. Flaunting your difference.

And this is where those of Tumblr go wrong; What they are doing is extremely immature, needy, and attention-seeking.

To define yourself with words is redundant, for you'll only ever need one word to define yourself; And that word is You.

Embrace who you are, not define and boast about it. Continue being You, and so long as you do that everything else, be it by unwanted-labelling or biased judgement, will become redundant, petty, and immature.

What those on Tumblr are starting to realize, is that people are different in every way possible.
Tumblr is a place for pre-teens and early-teenagers.
Where those on Tumblr go wrong is by giving themselves classifications and labels to their names.

TL;DR
Tumblr is for little kids.
Tumblr is for drama.
Tumblr is not for you.
Tumblr is not for any mature adult.
User avatar #133805 to #133786 - beatmasterz ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Good luck finding someone who gives a shit.
User avatar #133806 to #133805 - energytwinkie (05/16/2014) [-]
thank you, i will
User avatar #133779 - raymondis (05/16/2014) [-]
This probably isnt the place to do this but im feel a little more comfortable asking strangers for advice, as unusual as that is. yesterday my girlfriend broke up with me and ive been depressed about it. Now i have nothing to do since everyone is busy with end of the year stuff and im just feeling lonely and depressed about it. any suggestions?
User avatar #133833 to #133779 - raymondis (05/17/2014) [-]
Thanks a lot guys. This has made me feel better a little, i always like turning to strangers for advice!
#133813 to #133779 - saltybanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Back in the house with big fat dick for yo mouth!!!   
   
sup man, looks like you've been dumped! it sucks i know but that aint no excuse for being a lil bitch! happens to all of us, even the best of us. gotta keep your head up  dude its SUMMER!! well it feels like summer here in cali  go do something productive man!. go out there get them bitches, pick up them big boy pants! you dont always need friends to have a good time. go hit the gym or try joining a sports team at your local school.    
   
fuck that bitch, she'll eventually be crawling back to you! they ALWAYS DO!!! ive seent it man
Back in the house with big fat dick for yo mouth!!!

sup man, looks like you've been dumped! it sucks i know but that aint no excuse for being a lil bitch! happens to all of us, even the best of us. gotta keep your head up dude its SUMMER!! well it feels like summer here in cali go do something productive man!. go out there get them bitches, pick up them big boy pants! you dont always need friends to have a good time. go hit the gym or try joining a sports team at your local school.

fuck that bitch, she'll eventually be crawling back to you! they ALWAYS DO!!! ive seent it man
User avatar #133816 to #133813 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/16/2014) [-]
I'm not sure of you are supposed to be a parody of stereotypical black men, or if you are who you are.
User avatar #133818 to #133816 - saltybanana (05/16/2014) [-]
im just a fucking douche who likes helping sad nigguhs like you. i could be whatever you want me to be...
User avatar #133819 to #133818 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/16/2014) [-]
I'm just under the impression that you are a troll.
User avatar #133832 to #133819 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
He gives pretty solid and good advice.
Personally I think his writing style adds a bit of comedy and light onto mostly depressing scenarios.

And honestly, I'd rather have him respond than someone that simply responds with "...masturbate."
#133820 to #133819 - saltybanana (05/16/2014) [-]
maaan fuck you den don't take my advice trying to cheer you up n shit
User avatar #133891 to #133820 - revengeforfreeze (05/17/2014) [-]
he wasn't the op dude
User avatar #133812 to #133779 - iridium (05/16/2014) [-]
It sucks man, but the great thing about a relationship is that once that door has closed, other doors have become open.

Find the things you love doing the most, and get invested in those again. Play music, games, read a book, masturbate, do whatever.
User avatar #133808 to #133779 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
With your newly acquired excess amounts of time and money at your disposal, pick up a hobby.
Try something that is obscure for you.
Ever made a website before? Try picking up HTML and CSS just to dick around with.
Want to find a way to explore more on your creative side? Download a trial of FrootyLoops or Acid Music Studio and take a hand at song production.

Maybe go workout in your free time.

The best thing you can do right now is get your mind off of your ex.
Put yourself out there; Be more social. You'll find someone better than her.
She's one in 499,999,999. The world is yours to take and explore. Don't limit yourself! There's millions of other fish in the sea.
User avatar #133804 to #133779 - tikitaco (05/16/2014) [-]
...masturbate
User avatar #133796 to #133779 - dreadedsin (05/16/2014) [-]
Dwelling on the past is a mistake. When I broke up with my ex, I understood that it couldn't be, I didn't look back, I didn't even look forward. I looked at the present and understood that there was nothing to change it. What you got to understand is that there was issues. Issues that may or may not have been resolvable, it's just about moving on ahead in life.

Don't let the distant memory start clouding your judgement, let the person you are now define you.
#133783 to #133779 - minutes ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Any chance this is just a fight and you can get back together with her?
User avatar #133784 to #133783 - raymondis (05/16/2014) [-]
no, she pretty much said we were too different and that she see's things differently now than when we started dating. Which i totally understand and respect, its just now i have nothing to do and ive been spending most of my time alone now. We had plans to do stuff after graduation and now i have nothing. its just the lonely part thats getting me down really. But with everyone about to go off to college im not sure if i should try to find someone else only to have them leave in 2 months
#133787 to #133784 - minutes ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Well that's just my opinion, but i think you shouldn't. You should rather learn to be alone, find a new hobby, make yourself a more interesting and happy person. I am pretty good at being alone, probably cause of experience so i can help you with that. First, you need a goal. Mindlessly spending your time alone isn't the best way, it's not really satisfying. Something i like to suggest to everyone is working out. I have said it a billion times and i will say it again, it only has positive aspects. It does make fun, you feel satisfied after doing it, you do something for your personal health and it helps to release anger and frustration, which is good after a break up.

If you however prefer to be lazy, which isn't exactly something bad, you could just stay at your computer and watch some tv-series. The old ones like Lost or smallville are good ones if you have watched all the new stuff already.
User avatar #133788 to #133787 - raymondis (05/16/2014) [-]
thaks a lot. I haver been meaning to start working out and getting into shape, maybe this is the motivation i need. I guess i could catch up on some other tv shows as well
#133790 to #133788 - minutes ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
The hardest part is just the start, if you regularly work out for 2 weeks you already have it in your rythm and you just do it out of habit. Hope you enjoy it as much as I do!
User avatar #133791 to #133790 - raymondis (05/16/2014) [-]
I hope so also! I just have the problem of not being able to keep the build for a long time. Like im naturally lanky and skinny and it takes a lot of effort for me to gain just 10 pounds, do you know anyway to kind of get past that?
#133792 to #133791 - minutes ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
I don't really have this problem, i went from fat to skinny skeleton to kind of muscular. I just ate a lot of stuff and worked out. I think that's all it takes, eating a shit ton of stuff and working out like a mad man. If you can do both continously for some time it will work for you i think . You will however lose muscle mass if you stop working out.
User avatar #133780 to #133779 - legendaryhero (05/16/2014) [-]
draw, study, help out elders
#133759 - Hokum (05/16/2014) [-]
Hey FJ, Im looking for a new username for sword/medieval/fighting type games online, I just cant find the exact right username I want to use.
Words/things I like:
Rapier, Reaper, Slayer, Slaughter, Sabre/Sabre, I basically like badass swords and soldiers and stuff. If anyone has any suggestions thatd be great. Thanks
User avatar #133827 to #133759 - newvein (05/17/2014) [-]
I like Latin translations
Soul reaver = AnimaRAPTOR
Annihilator = EXSTINCTOR
Shade = Umbra
shade of twilight = UmbraeVesperi
#133781 to #133759 - legendaryhero (05/16/2014) [-]
Well, when I have to come up with a name I try to make it sound like an actual name.
I just throw around some vowels and then other letters.
It's a way on how I came up with the name Leaforah for my female woodelf.
User avatar #133763 to #133759 - tikitaco (05/16/2014) [-]
Rapierreaperslayerslaughtersabre69?
User avatar #133764 to #133763 - Hokum (05/16/2014) [-]
needs something... xxXPROrapierreaperslayerslaughtersabre69SNIPZORXxx

no but seriously..
#133768 to #133764 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Hating on dem xXNamesXx?

I see how it is.
#133770 to #133768 - Hokum (05/16/2014) [-]
I was just kiddin around. haha ive had names like that on halo too
User avatar #133765 to #133764 - tikitaco (05/16/2014) [-]
I got an even better one
xXuRmOmPuSsySlAyErRaPiErXx69
#133760 to #133759 - Hokum (05/16/2014) [-]
I also think Shades are freaking badass, and love the words shade and shadows. I love the inheritance cycle as well. If anyone can piece together any good usernames from this information thatd be great, idk where else to turn. Im not a creative person
User avatar #133767 to #133760 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Oh, I know. How about mixing the words?

So like, Slayer and Rapier:

Slapier!



Kidding. When in doubt, use Google Translate.
Translating words into Japanese is fun.
For instance, Slaughter Saber = スローターセイバー
However, the phonetic spelling of Slaughter Saber is Surōtāseibā.

Shibō reipia = Slaughter Rapier
Ryōte de shi = Two Handed Death
Sōdomasutā = Sword Master
Shinigami = Reaper
Shi = Death
Hikage = Shade
Senku-sha = Vanguard

Stuff like that.
Some results are pretty interesting, to say the least.
User avatar #133814 to #133767 - iridium (05/16/2014) [-]
Lots of languages are fun to translate into. I tend to avoid Japanese myself for Western stuff (since it's pretty obvious where it comes from) and get ideas from Latin, Scandinavian or Slavic languages.
User avatar #133769 to #133767 - Hokum (05/16/2014) [-]
Thanks for the info man, Ill look into it
User avatar #133728 - theantihipster (05/16/2014) [-]
Well, my fellow FJers, I've got a problem. It's driving me a up a wall, to where I just woke up from an awful dream about it. I realize that it's a pretty unique situation, but I welcome any advice on it.

First, a little background, I live in Oregon, and my girlfriend lives in Alaska. We've been dating since last September, and for the most part, things have been going well. We're waiting for marriage (she's still a virgin, despite being over eighteen, which after all I've seen in something I actually am willing to preserve until marriage, not because beta, I am not a virgin.) and she is absolutely beautiful. She is the kind of girl I've always thought was the hottest, natural redhead, big hips, solid D cup, shorter than I, cute freckly face. She really means the world to me, and I know I mean as much to her. Even with the distance, we have a strong relationship, and she is willing to do her best to make that work, and I can see that. If all goes well, I think I may actually marry her someday, though we've agreed to wait at least two years before considering it. All said and done, this relationship is going pretty perfect. Her parents even like me enough to let me stay at their house (in the separated guest room) when I visit and if she had her way, she'd even pay for all my trips up there and STILL buy me gifts. With all other problems, we've been able to talk out any issues, I mean, it's not like we haven't had our disagreements so far, we've just handled them well.

Well despite all that, there's just one problem I really have. There's this guy who works at a different department of the store she's at, who talks to her on his lunch breaks. Recently, he told her he likes her, but he is not going to act on that. Well, I have no problem with her having guy friends, but I honestly believe that this guy would try to get her if he had the chance. She has gotten ice cream (just him and her) with him once since he told her, (continued)
User avatar #133867 to #133728 - theantihipster (05/17/2014) [-]
Decode, xXThatxOnexGuyXx, marinepenguin, legendaryhero, saltybanana

The situation has in fact finally played out. I'll admit I did not expect it so soon.

First off, thank you all for the advice, it helped get most of this shit off my chest. I needed that. Seriously, faith restored in FJ with guys like you on here.

So what happened, as I just found out, is that this guy went and finally tried to tell her I wasn't worth it, that he was. He tried to say that I was a piece of crap for leaving the state (Walmart job did not pay the damn bills). Well, she shot him down. She's not talking to him anymore. I hadn't told her any of this, I was going to talk to her later tonight about it. She just texted me and told me how she shot him down and they are sure as hell not friends anymore, in fact, they aren't even talking.

I'm glad there's a happy ending to this shit every once in a while. Thanks again, guys.
User avatar #133920 to #133867 - marinepenguin (05/17/2014) [-]
Yaaaaaay!
#133885 to #133867 - legendaryhero (05/17/2014) [-]
hnnng  too cute
hnnng too cute
User avatar #133876 to #133867 - saltybanana (05/17/2014) [-]
damn i actiually couldnt have a good day, till you told me this has happend to me before

but damn man that woman does love you!! marry her, like right now!! lol

User avatar #133871 to #133867 - Decode ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
GOOD SHIT MAN!

I'm so happy for you, srsly

Thank god this douche showed his true colors
#133817 to #133728 - saltybanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Bout to drop knowledge on yo punk ass!!   
   
okay from what i am seeing, lot of people have gave you their advice not rereading them ill tell you what i think!   long distance relationships are, in my view not the best, but why do you say this?  im going to give you my poit of view so don't get butt hurt like,"OMG that is sooo not true, your just a stupid kunt trying to ruin my life" NO SHUT UP!!    
ONE!!!   
-i have friends in college  girl friends in particular   who have bf who don't have much time to spend with them, and i don't even try man i swear im not kidding you, they ask me out to go get ice cream, cause they want a male to be with.  they catch feeling that way, cause THEY'RE THERE FOR THEM!!   
TWO!!!!   
- they tend to forget about you. since youre not really in the picture anymore what i mean not in the picture is they dont see you or talk to you much anymore    
THREE!!!!   
-last but least you get akll worried n shiot that shes not replying back to you n such, cause shes probably getting plowed but this ugly nigguh!!  leaving his nuts out that bitch!    
   
   
BUT! i could be wrong! she sounds like an amazing woman man, you need to get over there like NOW!!    
cause this other dude sees how sexy and amazing she is too! girls tend to talk too much, revealing their feeling to anyone    
so i dont know what you could do, cause you tell her all this shit to not hang out with this douche, but if she secretly likes this dude, den its too late IMO   
   
good luck mate i hope this doesn't end rough
Bout to drop knowledge on yo punk ass!!

okay from what i am seeing, lot of people have gave you their advice not rereading them ill tell you what i think! long distance relationships are, in my view not the best, but why do you say this? im going to give you my poit of view so don't get butt hurt like,"OMG that is sooo not true, your just a stupid kunt trying to ruin my life" NO SHUT UP!!
ONE!!!
-i have friends in college girl friends in particular who have bf who don't have much time to spend with them, and i don't even try man i swear im not kidding you, they ask me out to go get ice cream, cause they want a male to be with. they catch feeling that way, cause THEY'RE THERE FOR THEM!!
TWO!!!!
- they tend to forget about you. since youre not really in the picture anymore what i mean not in the picture is they dont see you or talk to you much anymore
THREE!!!!
-last but least you get akll worried n shiot that shes not replying back to you n such, cause shes probably getting plowed but this ugly nigguh!! leaving his nuts out that bitch!


BUT! i could be wrong! she sounds like an amazing woman man, you need to get over there like NOW!!
cause this other dude sees how sexy and amazing she is too! girls tend to talk too much, revealing their feeling to anyone
so i dont know what you could do, cause you tell her all this shit to not hang out with this douche, but if she secretly likes this dude, den its too late IMO

good luck mate i hope this doesn't end rough
User avatar #133742 to #133728 - marinepenguin (05/16/2014) [-]
Adding onto what Decode has said, I've been in a similar situation, and unfortunately the fact that I let it get to me drove her away. You need to not let it bother you, which is impossible, so just don't let her know that it bothers you. Don't bring it up, don't react if she say's they're gonna hang out and it's just a normal thing.

If she's a good girl she'll stay loyal and she will stay true to you and everything you guys have. She sounds like a great girl. But I can't promise you that this guy won't steal her, because him working with her and being close all the time, he is in a much more advantageous position from that perspective. But he's also in a bad position because this girl has YOU, you stand in his way. So what are you going to do? Be a confident motherfucker. When you're up there visiting, you treat her like gold, especially when you're around him. Send him a message, that she's yours, and there is no way in hell he will have a shot.
User avatar #133744 to #133742 - theantihipster (05/16/2014) [-]
Basically what I've been doing. I just really hate to hide anything from her.
User avatar #133745 to #133744 - marinepenguin (05/16/2014) [-]
You're going to have to. Because you can't let that feeling that you're going to lose her consume you. You either do that, or you run the risk of losing her.
User avatar #133729 to #133728 - theantihipster (05/16/2014) [-]
and also he's coming to her community college graduation party at her house along with five of her other friends, her family, and her sister's friends and she hangs out with him just as much as all her other friends, maybe even a little more. Well, we've talked this a couple other times, and I'm pretty certain she knows that I am uncomfortable with her spending so much time with him. I mean, if they were just hanging out at work, or with other friends, I'd feel a little better about this, but as it stands, it stresses me out, and I'll admit I am kinda jealous about how he gets more time with her than I already. The thing is, I know she doesn't see it this way. She sees him as just a friend, and I know she's loyal, but this still gets me. She's going to hang out with him and go do stuff no matter what I think here, because she sees it as just hanging out with a friend, even though she knows he feels this way. I don't know what I can tell her, because I know I can't tell her who she can or can't hang out with, but it seems like she doesn't even consider my feelings on this, and that hurts. At this point if I bring it up again, I know that's how it would come across, but this is stressing me out. What do, FJ? What can I tell her, or what can I do?
User avatar #133782 to #133729 - legendaryhero (05/16/2014) [-]
Eh, it's a woman thing.
Girls like it when they are liked. She is probably doing as much as she can to keep that guy on a leash.
Maybe using him as a back-up?
User avatar #133785 to #133782 - theantihipster (05/16/2014) [-]
Actually no. She's a little naiive about how these guys work, but honestly, that's not why she hangs out with him. She honestly thinks he can handle just being friends.
#133761 to #133729 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
I don't understand why women do this.   
It pisses me off to no end.   
   
It's like being best-friends after a break-up.   
My friend's girlfriend had that conversation with him one time:   
"If we ever break up, we'd be best friends, right?"   
'No.'   
"...............well why not?!"   
'Take it this way; If I was best friends with my ex right now, would you like it?'   
".....no"   
'Alright then.'   
 Needless to say she was kinda pissed, he still got the message across and they have a fine understanding of it.    
   
It's something that most women just don't understand.   
Sure, the thought of being friends with someone who has feelings for you is decent... but it doesn't bring any good.   
   
What sucks is how sticky of a situation you're in. Do anything to retaliate and show her how it makes you feel will send everything to shit. Speaking up again could start a fight and/ or show that you're jealous. Not saying anything could work in favor of the other guy.   
   
Although what changes my final advice is the fact that she knowingly hangs out with this kid. She knows it pisses you off and does it anyways.   
Here, I would have to agree with Decode. Talk to her about it again. Be sure to play your cards right. Maybe prepare a 'speech,' if you will. If need be, then definitely use examples. You could possibly try to help persuade by starting off with "Oh, by the way, I've been talking with my ex a lot and we're pretty close friends now." -- It's a guaranteed way to get her pissed off, but if you turn around there and back it up with "Not really, but that's how this feels when you're friends with a guy who admittedly likes you."  Well, this isn't the best route possible -- It's just a possibility. It would piss her off to no end and she could say "Well it's not like he's my boyfriend!"/ "IT'S A DIFFERENT STORY" in a response to yours.
I don't understand why women do this.
It pisses me off to no end.

It's like being best-friends after a break-up.
My friend's girlfriend had that conversation with him one time:
"If we ever break up, we'd be best friends, right?"
'No.'
"...............well why not?!"
'Take it this way; If I was best friends with my ex right now, would you like it?'
".....no"
'Alright then.'
Needless to say she was kinda pissed, he still got the message across and they have a fine understanding of it.

It's something that most women just don't understand.
Sure, the thought of being friends with someone who has feelings for you is decent... but it doesn't bring any good.

What sucks is how sticky of a situation you're in. Do anything to retaliate and show her how it makes you feel will send everything to shit. Speaking up again could start a fight and/ or show that you're jealous. Not saying anything could work in favor of the other guy.

Although what changes my final advice is the fact that she knowingly hangs out with this kid. She knows it pisses you off and does it anyways.
Here, I would have to agree with Decode. Talk to her about it again. Be sure to play your cards right. Maybe prepare a 'speech,' if you will. If need be, then definitely use examples. You could possibly try to help persuade by starting off with "Oh, by the way, I've been talking with my ex a lot and we're pretty close friends now." -- It's a guaranteed way to get her pissed off, but if you turn around there and back it up with "Not really, but that's how this feels when you're friends with a guy who admittedly likes you." Well, this isn't the best route possible -- It's just a possibility. It would piss her off to no end and she could say "Well it's not like he's my boyfriend!"/ "IT'S A DIFFERENT STORY" in a response to yours.
User avatar #133771 to #133761 - marinepenguin (05/16/2014) [-]
He could mirror the situation and have a girl from work, school, some kind of outing with friends and be show how they hang out a lot now. maybe sneak in eventually that she likes him too, but she could catch onto that
User avatar #133732 to #133729 - Decode ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
oh man, I'm so sorry....I've been in this exact situation. Now, take what I have to say as you will, also remember everyones different so I could be wrong, maybe you're lucky and your situation is different (God I hope it is) but I want to help because I wish someone had helped me.

I can tell you for certain, this guy is bullshiting her, he will do whatever he can to take her from you. He's going to go slow, as he already is, by becoming her good friend first. Then they hang out non stop, and things just get worse from there as this dude tries to be an asshole since you're not around and make a move on her. Just like you, I tried to tell my (now ex) gf, but she told me not to worry bout it, and continued to hang out with him even though we knew he liked her, and wouldn't "act on it."

Now, I'm not saying your girl is like this, just some. SOME liked having guys around who like them, even when in a relationship, whether it makes them feel good about themselves, or they honestly think the guy won't try anything, is beyond me
User avatar #133733 to #133732 - theantihipster (05/16/2014) [-]
Well, I know this is what the guy is doing, that much there is no dispute about, but she honestly thinks he wouldn't do anything, because she's kinda naiive. I know it isn't because she just likes having guys around for the self esteem boost, she's pretty indifferent to that.
User avatar #133734 to #133733 - Decode ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Right now she's loyal to you, that's good. If you trust her, and you've already said what's on your mind, just leave it at that.

If you have good communication, have her talk with you for awhile, and (again) explain what's eating at you, and how you trust her, but not him. Be careful though, word it wrong, say it wrong, mess it up any way and you'll get yourself a fight or argument, which will most likely lead to her turning to this new guy for help/advice, exactly what you don't want.
User avatar #133735 to #133734 - theantihipster (05/16/2014) [-]
That's just the problem, that's what I've done, and she says that I can trust her so she's going to keep hanging out with this weasel.
User avatar #133741 to #133735 - Decode ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
I'm sorry to say your answers are limited since she won't listen.

1) Trust her, leave it be and hope for the best.

2) Try to persuade her, despite the fact it hasn't worked yet is disheartening, but doesn't mean it's impossible. Maybe try to give her a view like, "how would she feel if theantihipster had a girl doing this to him" so she can see how it hurts/is uncomfortable for the other.

3) (Save this for when you have more proof to back up your claim he's doing this just to get with her) Confront the guy, tell him not to try anything, gotta be really assertive on this one. No doubt he will run to your gf like a little bitch, but if you saved this for the right time you can hopefully open her eyes with what he's trying to pull.

I know I'm not helping much, I'm sorry, I myself failed this exact situation so I can't tell you what'll work for certain, but I can tell you what I've regretted since then. as much as I trusted my gf, since he was there for her more than I was due to our long distance relationship, she became emotionally attached to him. She didn't cheat on me, but overtime as I left it be and trusted her, this guy wormed his way in. I regret not being more forward about how it wasn't okay. I regret that I didn't say something to the guy who was obviously hitting on my gf, who I was working tirelessly to save up to come back to. I regret not being an asshole, I feel like if I had voiced myself a little more, even if it meant a fight or argument, I could had stopped it. You don't want to end up like me, if all else fails be assertive to her, and tell the guy to back the fuck off.
User avatar #133743 to #133741 - theantihipster (05/16/2014) [-]
I know, man. I guess that's all I can do for now, but I do appreciate you chiming in. It helps.
#133692 - cenderer ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
**cenderer rolls 8** The roll will decide do I go and make some good coffee!
User avatar #134134 to #133692 - mettih (05/18/2014) [-]
**mettih rolls 0**
Will me and my ex ever get back together?
User avatar #133731 to #133692 - theantihipster (05/16/2014) [-]
**theantihipster rolls 0** should I make some coffee?
User avatar #133730 to #133692 - gmanofwonder (05/16/2014) [-]
**gmanofwonder rolls 5** will I find the girl for me?
#133716 to #133692 - dehumanizer (05/16/2014) [-]
**dehumanizer rolls 82**

Do you know what im going to ask for?
#133717 to #133716 - dehumanizer (05/16/2014) [-]
**dehumanizer rolls 3**
whops my bad
User avatar #133712 to #133692 - Ottovan (05/16/2014) [-]
**Ottovan rolls 5** Will I ever find true love?
User avatar #133713 to #133712 - Ottovan (05/16/2014) [-]
Good enough for me...
User avatar #133700 to #133692 - cenderer ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
**cenderer rolls 4**
How about now?
User avatar #133701 to #133700 - cenderer ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
**cenderer rolls 0**
Should i go make some good coffee?
User avatar #133709 to #133701 - maybelline (05/16/2014) [-]
Do it faggot
#133694 to #133692 - cenderer ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
But but... fine... no coffee for me
But but... fine... no coffee for me
User avatar #133687 - revengeforfreeze (05/16/2014) [-]
Possible to live a fullfilling life as a cripplingly average person? I don't really have any skills that are over average and don't really like living, I don't really hate it, it's kinda alright sometimes but I suffer a lot. What do I do to feel at peace and get my shit together? Not feel like I need to become some physicist or help the world in some major way but to simply live a good life or something, where I don't feel out of place 90% of the time I'm alive. So, can I live a fullfilling life despite a grueling past and having to really struggle just to make ends meet in the future? I don't know.
User avatar #133702 to #133687 - averagewhitekid (05/16/2014) [-]
The best I can tell you has already been said, but I'll say it again:
Just get out of your comfort zone. I used to feel just as average before until I started to do stuff that I usually wouldn't do or something that felt big, like those two mission trips.
Go into a career that you feel you could have an impact in, whether its research or teaching or any thing that contributes to the public. I am going into video game design so that I can make some vidya games that hopefully have an influence on society in some way (even if it is just people saying 20 years from now that my company's games made the 2030's the best generation like they said in the 90's )
User avatar #133703 to #133702 - revengeforfreeze (05/16/2014) [-]
thanks :­)
probably a good idea. maybe i should try some project ALTHOUUUUGGGHH... I AM going to do this summer-job kind of company thing where me and my friend form a mini-company and we try out marketing or whateverthefuck it's called. business. so I guess that's something like that!
User avatar #133705 to #133703 - averagewhitekid (05/16/2014) [-]
Nice, yeah that does sound like something new that will actually give you some useful skills
User avatar #133697 to #133687 - alexanderburns ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
ask averagewhitekid
#133802 to #133690 - dehumanizer (05/16/2014) [-]
but minutes, i wasnt always like this! What would leaving ernainkey change?
User avatar #133691 to #133690 - revengeforfreeze (05/16/2014) [-]
Maybe, but I don't see it as something that could make my life meaningful in and of itself. Maybe a place to go for meditation and stuff.
#133737 to #133691 - dehumanizer (05/16/2014) [-]
Oh well got to keep on fighting, maybe one day all the efford will pay off...
Oh well got to keep on fighting, maybe one day all the efford will pay off...
User avatar #133738 to #133737 - revengeforfreeze (05/16/2014) [-]
probably will met
#133739 to #133738 - dehumanizer (05/16/2014) [-]
>tfw one day she drank from my beer bottle, so my lips were where hers were a few secconds agian, which is like totaly like makin out r-righ?
>tfw saw her underwear while she was bending over one day they were red
>tfw i didnt make an efford to move so her ass brushed against my crouch when she passed me by in the lecture hall

User avatar #133740 to #133739 - revengeforfreeze (05/16/2014) [-]
ah cmon
relax
#133746 to #133740 - dehumanizer (05/16/2014) [-]
>tfw she has probably fucked several of guys
>tfw they probably came on her face
>tfw she will probably fuck a few more during the summer
>tfw i will most likely fail in my attemt to win her over
>tfw theres a chance my whole emotional/phyisical recovery will end to shit and i'll just spend my summer glued to my chair on 4chan
>tfw only care about this girl because she made an efford to know me (on a social level), is usualy nice to me and is very good looking
>tfw those "hints" of liking me are probably just delusions and she isnt into me but is just general nice and out-going
>tfw even if she did like me i probably blew it all because i was too messed up with my pervious crush
>tfw i will always be a cold twisted grilfriendest man
>tfw even if this does work out i will probably realise how over dramatic i was and learn that its not really great or special
>tfw either way i lose
>tfw i'll never get to meet pepe
User avatar #133747 to #133746 - revengeforfreeze (05/16/2014) [-]
fucking stop dude
User avatar #133749 to #133748 - revengeforfreeze (05/16/2014) [-]
didnt even read all of it, not gonna lie, i'm very tired atm
User avatar #133751 to #133750 - revengeforfreeze (05/16/2014) [-]
seriously you do this shit all the time mang
you say it's an attitude change, change yourself
be the change you wsh to be in the world
#133752 to #133751 - dehumanizer (05/16/2014) [-]
>lol bro, you just need to be yourself ;^)
User avatar #133753 to #133752 - revengeforfreeze (05/16/2014) [-]
yeah that's a cliché but be the person you wish to be and find someone tha likes you for whom you are.
maybe 10 years from now or even just 2 years, you are sitting with your girrlfriend in your lap and browsing r9k and saying shit like "tfw gf" "tfw i dont want gf"
#133754 to #133753 - dehumanizer (05/16/2014) [-]
your normal is showing
#133756 to #133755 - dehumanizer (05/16/2014) [-]
i told you the perfect girl exists but shes only there to be unreachable and destroy you

fuck this shit man , i already said in my post you didnt read
>tfw even if this does work out i will probably realise how over dramatic i was and learn that its not really great or special
>tfw either way i lose

User avatar #133757 to #133756 - revengeforfreeze (05/16/2014) [-]
seriously mang
listen
to
me
stop making these long "tfws" as long as they are negative, you are reflecting too much and over nalyzing
#133758 to #133757 - dehumanizer (05/16/2014) [-]
brb taking a shower
#133789 to #133758 - minutes ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
I have said it already and i will say it again, stop visiting /r9k/ and work on your fucking attitude. You are making me sick. If you gonna be a whiny little bitch all the time you deserve to be alone.
#133693 to #133691 - dehumanizer (05/16/2014) [-]
Maybe you will meet a qt 3.14 pure virgin christian grill to make your wife.
User avatar #133695 to #133693 - revengeforfreeze (05/16/2014) [-]
I already made a post about failed love, wait let me get it.. You will feel a feelton.
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Also please don't, my dad always nags me with that "you'l find a cute christian gf in Armenia to boss you aroudn" fuck you dad
#133704 to #133695 - dehumanizer (05/16/2014) [-]
what is that wizardchan or something?

Dont want to sound like a normalfag because im far from that but confidence is all on the mental level, if you feel confident you will act that way and actualy be confident. As for shape, well start working out fool!
User avatar #133706 to #133704 - revengeforfreeze (05/16/2014) [-]
thanks
but you
giving me this advice
feels so
odd.
#133708 to #133706 - dehumanizer (05/16/2014) [-]
Well there is this qt 3.14 grill from my uni group... I hope it doesent go like the last one
User avatar #133710 to #133708 - revengeforfreeze (05/16/2014) [-]
good luck mayng and i think i'mma forget about that girl. this is actually the third time I've felt that kind of an attraction towards a girl in like, 1 year, so it's probably no biggie. I get over things like that real easily. never think about the other girls these days B-)
#133711 to #133710 - dehumanizer (05/16/2014) [-]
Do you even know her or something?

Im gonna try spending the whole summer improving myself both mentaly and physicly so when i meet and start orbiting again, she might want to be muh gf.
User avatar #133714 to #133711 - revengeforfreeze (05/16/2014) [-]
lol no, it's just.. idk, her looks are just SPOT FUCKING ON for me. I knew one of the girls though, and she was smart and nice x( even actually attracted to me but I fucked it up because I went insane, due to depressoin and all that shit and shit long fucking story.. fml
though bitches ain't shit but tricks and hoes, mang

dude. honestly. when i read some of your posts on religion i feel pretty bad but when I read your posts on /advice/ you evoke sympathy in me and I'm so happy that you're not very serious about yourself saying things like "orbiting" hahaha
#133715 to #133714 - dehumanizer (05/16/2014) [-]
Well every time when she pays attention to some other guy my autism switch turns on and i either try to run or deathstare him.

>tfw walking back to my dorm at 2 in the night
>tfw see this faggot from my group
>put on my normal face
>le me:"Hey dude what are you doing here at this hour"
>*handshake.exe"
>him:"Ah i just had to excort the collegue (grill from our group) blah-blah-blah"
>some more small talk but im on auto pilot becuse the A switch is on, he leaves and i go inside
>what was SHE doing with HIM away from the dorm on a SUNDAY NIGHT in 2 AM
>mfw
User avatar #133772 to #133715 - deathstare (05/16/2014) [-]
I'm your plaything you can just pass around, bud.
#133773 to #133772 - dehumanizer (05/16/2014) [-]
lol check your name privilge
User avatar #133774 to #133773 - deathstare (05/16/2014) [-]
You are correct in the sense that my account can be revoked, so yes, in this case my name is a privilege
User avatar #133719 to #133715 - revengeforfreeze (05/16/2014) [-]
holy fuck man sorry. sounds kind of like you're not in focus though. I mean I'm kinda proud to say I reallly was for that girl. she talked to her friend everytime I was near, spoke more like.. in a higher octave, she touched my backpack and shit, felt good mang. she was hot too, but yeah whatever, move on I guess, bitches ain't shit dude, remember that. if she aint into you just keep on searching and shit.
#133720 to #133719 - dehumanizer (05/16/2014) [-]
>tfw everyone in the group makes jokes about them (qt grill and faglord) beeing in a relationship
>tfw 4 chan has made my humor so mutated i have to laugh on auto-pilot
>tfw i try to make deep complex jokes but almost all of them end in her giving me a wierd look
>tfw the fag says some dumb shit and she ends up laughing, and i go like wtf that was so cringeworthy
>tfw he's kind of a bro but im way too envious

a-atleast with uni almost over im pritty sure he wont be able to see her during the summer too, then it will be my time to go over the top
User avatar #133721 to #133720 - revengeforfreeze (05/16/2014) [-]
mang you're painting it to be worse than it is
but rememer
we're self replicating heaps of dna. you're just one of the dna-agents in the midst. this has happened a million times before with a million other people, relax about it. it's definitely not the end of the world.
#133722 to #133721 - dehumanizer (05/16/2014) [-]
>yeah good goy, you dont need a gf.
> love isnt real just some chemicals lol
>sex sucks
>you dont need that forskin, why dont you let me make some anti-aging cream out of it, are you an anti semite or something?
>remember the 6 000 000 dna cells
>do nothing
>women only love blacks, stupid goy you are racist if you try to repoduce
>btw you are underarrest for commiting though-rape
User avatar #133723 to #133722 - revengeforfreeze (05/16/2014) [-]
idk what to say lol
this is just
where do you get this shit lol
#133724 to #133723 - dehumanizer (05/16/2014) [-]
I...its... a blessing

>tfw cant do this wierd pepe/jew/fedora shtick to her

fucking normalfags man
User avatar #133726 to #133724 - revengeforfreeze (05/16/2014) [-]
"remember the 6 million dna cells"
fucking lost it
that was great

yeah exactly, I know how you feel, normalfags don't know memes. I was also talking to my friends about this euphoric guy and yeah... they didn't understand shit, needles to say.
#133727 to #133726 - dehumanizer (05/16/2014) [-]
>Lol inorder to get a girl you just gotta be yourself.

>approach le qt 3.14 grill

>"qt gril, im CIA"
>"the 6 goriilion"
>"at this moment im euphoric... "
>">tfw no gf, wanna be her? "
>mention my shitjugs
>'le trashman maymey"
>get paper spraid and a restraining order

yeah so much for pic related, fucking normalfags man
User avatar #133736 to #133727 - revengeforfreeze (05/16/2014) [-]
hahahahah
#133688 to #133687 - minutes ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Make yourself more interesting, make your own life more exciting. You should leave your comfort zone once in a while, go to partys/events you wouldn't normally attend, start a new exciting hobby like climbing or some stuff like that, you will feel as if you accomplished a lot and you will feel less average. Also, helping other people is always a good idea. That's mainly the reason i spent so much time on this board, giving advice is pretty fufilling.
User avatar #133689 to #133688 - revengeforfreeze (05/16/2014) [-]
True, I guess
I try get out of my comfort zone and it's actually been going pretty well lately, I just think I fuck up a lot and say stupid shit. I have never been to a party though much because I (LITERALLY, not talking about laws here) can't drink alcohol and many substances are basically a death sentence or at least sentencing me to complete and utter insanity. But I'm gonna try not intoxicated. I KNOW I am an introvert though because after a while I get like, tired and just want people to go away. That takes varying amounts of time depending on a few different factors though.
#133683 - youregaylol (05/16/2014) [-]
oh shit if im banned all my comments are banned too, i didn't know this.

anyway admin was being fag after i posted this
he gave me a lifetime ban and is forcing me to use a proxy for posting spam and im all shaken up about it

how do i get back my true and honest account yourgaylol
#133684 to #133683 - youregaylol (05/16/2014) [-]
oh yeah fyi i only posted this once so no spam

im completely innocent and i demand a retrial.
User avatar #133681 - thunderkrux (05/16/2014) [-]
So..... what do I do when I run out of alcohol?
#133718 to #133681 - dehumanizer (05/16/2014) [-]
buy more
User avatar #133775 to #133718 - thunderkrux (05/16/2014) [-]
I like the way you think
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