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#119014 - gym (03/01/2014) [-]
Why is texas at the very northern of the country when all the colonies were formed in the middle east? How did that happen?
User avatar #119022 to #119014 - nigalthornberry (03/01/2014) [-]
You see son the reason they call it 6 flags over Texas is because Texas has been governed by 6 different countries
User avatar #119016 to #119014 - makotoitou (03/01/2014) [-]
you funny
User avatar #119015 to #119014 - lmaopwnt (03/01/2014) [-]
... What?
User avatar #119005 - suitandtie (02/28/2014) [-]
I went through a really rough break-up almost two months ago. Really bad. Really, really bad. Her and I were together for a year and a half. I have a first date in Manhattan tomorrow with this woman who's an off-Broadway performer, and teaches dance at a local studio. She's insanely gorgeous, and I have no idea how I got into this position. But I can't shake the feeling she's gonna stand me up.

BUT...if she doesn't stand me up tomorrow, any advice? It's been quite a while since I've knowingly gone on a first date.
User avatar #119061 to #119005 - advicedude (03/01/2014) [-]
You're overthinking it. Just go, have fun, and show her you're worth her time.
User avatar #119020 to #119005 - hawaiianhappysauce (03/01/2014) [-]
Talk to her like you would talk to a normal person or a friend. Do not treat this date as a way to get into her pants but a way to get to know her.
User avatar #119007 to #119005 - ScottP (03/01/2014) [-]
Watch Rocky right before the date to pump yourself up and ease the nervousness
#118999 - anonymous (02/28/2014) [-]
Why is the capital of the US at the very east of the country when all the colonies were formed in the west? How did that happen?
User avatar #119004 to #118999 - makotoitou (02/28/2014) [-]
because you're wrong
User avatar #118991 - beatmasterz (02/28/2014) [-]
Why is the capital of the US at the very west of the country when all the colonies were formed in the east? How did that happen?
User avatar #118996 to #118991 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/28/2014) [-]
1. Washington D.C. is in Maryland.
2. It didn't happen.
User avatar #118995 to #118991 - lmaopwnt (02/28/2014) [-]
Washington state is at the far west corner. Washington DC (the capital) is on the east coast between Maryland and Virginia.
User avatar #118992 to #118991 - soupkittenagain (02/28/2014) [-]
Are you dumb or something? Washington DC is in Maryland, which is on the east coast?
User avatar #119048 to #118992 - beatmasterz (03/01/2014) [-]
Well fuck me
User avatar #118993 to #118992 - soupkittenagain (02/28/2014) [-]
no "?" for the second sentence
#118987 - anonymous (02/28/2014) [-]
I need some relationship advice. I'm in a long distance relationship and since November-ish my boyfriend has been rude, uncaring, and absolutely pushing me away. He's constantly choosing videos games over me (and he was so proud last year when he would talk to me and play, due to my ex choosing games over me), all he ever says is "ok", and has flat out said "I don't care" but then gets upset when I don't tell him things that he doesn't care about. I know for a fact he's texting another girl that goes to the same school as him, and he texts her full replies, while I only get "ok". He also said a few months ago he has a crush on her, but while he was with me he said "we're just friends" but the girl is a huge fucking flirt. I have spoken to him about this more times that I can count, and he hasn't changed a fucking thing. IRL he's the biggest fucking sweetheart ever, but while we're away, its like he tries to hurt me and make me cry. I'm at an absolute loss, and don't know what to do
#119006 to #118987 - junkadunk (03/01/2014) [-]
It seems like he is taking the chicken way out and trying to get you to break up with him cause he is to scared to do it himself, dump his ass and chose a better quality guy next time
User avatar #119003 to #118987 - ScottP (02/28/2014) [-]
Yeah might as well dump him. He'll get over it.
User avatar #119001 to #118987 - danield (02/28/2014) [-]
Lose the zero get with the hero
User avatar #118997 to #118987 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/28/2014) [-]
Leave him. He sounds like an unreliable douche anyway.
User avatar #118988 to #118987 - soupkittenagain (02/28/2014) [-]
Dump the guy. You can't honestly keep this relationship up if he's going to be like that.
User avatar #118976 - fjmovienight (02/28/2014) [-]
what's the best way to reach all my subscribers? fj movie night tonight 10 pm gmt www.ustream.tv/channel/fjmovienight
User avatar #118986 to #118976 - soupkittenagain (02/28/2014) [-]
PM all of them
User avatar #118974 - harbingerwolf (02/28/2014) [-]
I need to get something decent to edit movies together and Sony Vegas is the one i've heard most about. What is the best version to get and where legitimately?
I dont understand program pricing, it just seems inane that some computer programs cost hundreds of quid just for something that can be copied and pasted infinite times.
User avatar #118998 to #118974 - ferrettamer (02/28/2014) [-]
You have no idea how difficult it is to make and maintain programs like that. Not only that, you are paying for the license mostly, professionals use Vegas (and similar products) and make money of their creations. If you are a student, you might be able to get a discount, you can with Adobe products anyway
User avatar #118971 - watermelloon (02/28/2014) [-]
What is a 'pet' name thats OK for a girl to call her boyfriend. Not Babe, as he calls me that already.

..I don't want to call him anything he'll get embarrassed over or is only for girls haha.

thanks in advance!
User avatar #119049 to #118971 - rokkarokkaali (03/01/2014) [-]
Scrotum sucker gets bitches wet with tears
User avatar #119019 to #118971 - lecorbi (03/01/2014) [-]
lil muffin
User avatar #119000 to #118971 - Jameshaich (02/28/2014) [-]
Hon, Honey, Sweetie, SUGAH (If you're black)
User avatar #118989 to #118971 - ScottP (02/28/2014) [-]
Count [insert name here]
Lord [insert name here]

[insert name here] the Destroyer
My King
User avatar #118985 to #118971 - danield (02/28/2014) [-]
"darling" "sugar" "sweetheart" "good-looking"
#118980 to #118971 - dehumanizer (02/28/2014) [-]
fucker
User avatar #118963 - thewitchking (02/28/2014) [-]
Guys, I need help with my phone.
How do I put my backup file in my phone? Where do I locate it to?
User avatar #119062 to #118963 - advicedude (03/01/2014) [-]
use Titanium Backup App
User avatar #118964 to #118963 - jasonlaiyh (02/28/2014) [-]
Your computer?
#118965 to #118964 - thewitchking (02/28/2014) [-]
Where?
Please help me dude
User avatar #118966 to #118965 - jasonlaiyh (02/28/2014) [-]
Usually your phone has settings for back up.

But I wouldn't know. Try this. gizmodo.com/5410369/how-to-back-up-any-smartphone
User avatar #118968 to #118966 - thewitchking (02/28/2014) [-]
Didn't help much. =/
Thanks anyway
User avatar #118947 - adrilazzaro (02/28/2014) [-]
I keep getting these random adrenaline rushes for no reason all the time, like i just have to start beating someone up. Usually my mind will run a scenario of me beating up whoever i really hate at the time . They're quite violent and i start to get really hot when this happen, my mood grows dark and i get easily frustrated. It only lasts about 15 mins but is there a reason why? im 15 and it keeps happening more and more.
#118952 to #118947 - dehumanizer (02/28/2014) [-]
you need to keep takign your autism pills
#118949 to #118947 - anonymous (02/28/2014) [-]
You probably just need to choke your chicken.
User avatar #118951 to #118949 - adrilazzaro (02/28/2014) [-]
Do that enough i think, about twice a day
User avatar #118958 to #118951 - alecbaldwinning (02/28/2014) [-]
start working out
#118953 to #118951 - anonymous (02/28/2014) [-]
Twice a day? That may be considered animal abuse fella.
#118906 - onedevilofabutler (02/28/2014) [-]
need help on something!!!!
User avatar #118922 to #118906 - jorgethemaster (02/28/2014) [-]
What is it? PM me if you'd like to keep it private! (:
#118924 to #118922 - anonymous (02/28/2014) [-]
why do you hate me D:
User avatar #118925 to #118924 - jorgethemaster (02/28/2014) [-]
I hate you? :|
#118926 to #118925 - anonymous (02/28/2014) [-]
probably not
User avatar #118927 to #118926 - jorgethemaster (02/28/2014) [-]
I don't hate anyone. [:
Also, why anon? Use your normal account!
#119046 to #118927 - anonymous (03/01/2014) [-]
a friend to all is a friend to none
User avatar #118908 to #118906 - nommonsterbaa (02/28/2014) [-]
What something? If you want, you can message me.
#118901 - anonymous (02/28/2014) [-]
gotta write a short story. need ideas. what was your first roller coaster or theme park experience like?
User avatar #118967 to #118901 - jasonlaiyh (02/28/2014) [-]
The feeling like death is imminent. But the thrill and adrenaline after the ride just makes you yearning for more.
User avatar #118962 to #118901 - watermelloon (02/28/2014) [-]
adventurous, exciting, thrilling, adrenaline filled and memorable. I was unfortunately by myself, which sucked a bit, but i still had fun.

User avatar #118934 to #118901 - stiltsformidgets (02/28/2014) [-]
Gypsies
Gypsies everywhere
#118896 - anonymous (02/28/2014) [-]
Alright, so my friend has this chick he likes. I told him that he should also see what her personality is like so he doesn't mess anything up (like from past experiences). I told him to ask our other friend, who sometimes talks to her on occasion, and our other friend said that she's a pretty nice girl.. Doesn't have many close friends, almost like my friend that likes her. I asked him if he had any classes with her (yes we're in high school), but he said no, and he only passes by her about 3 times every school day. What i have no idea to tell him is how he should start talking with her.. Is it as simple as walking up to her? I have no experience talking to girls like that (taking the direct route and walking up to them) thanks FJ,

-Anon
User avatar #118950 to #118896 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/28/2014) [-]
Why is your friend asking for your advice if you have no experience?
User avatar #118898 to #118896 - ScottP (02/28/2014) [-]
Tell him go for it and say "Hey, what's up?" and see where it leads from there
#118886 - wittypotato (02/28/2014) [-]
A girl sent me this and I have no idea what it means at all.
#118939 to #118886 - bondofsnow (02/28/2014) [-]
It sounds like the lyrics to a song that you would hear in Lilo & Stitch.
It sounds like the lyrics to a song that you would hear in Lilo & Stitch.
User avatar #118897 to #118886 - ScottP (02/28/2014) [-]
It's Tagalog

It translates into "Nothing, huh? That's how it is."
#118912 to #118897 - anonymous (02/28/2014) [-]
ew philips
User avatar #118944 to #118912 - ScottP (02/28/2014) [-]
What's wrong with Filipinos?
User avatar #118890 to #118886 - makotoitou (02/28/2014) [-]
it's a song
User avatar #118876 - ptffo (02/27/2014) [-]
Currently, I am a sophomore in high school. I am starting to really worry about college. I'm not mainly worried about being able to find one and if I'll be accepted to any. I'll do my best in that department. But I'm worried about leaving my friends and family. I'm not looking forward to the day that I have to say goodbye to everything, especially to my best friend and crush. Is there anything about college that I should look forward to? Is it as bad as some people say it is?
User avatar #118907 to #118876 - dragondust (02/28/2014) [-]
It really depends on the college you go to.
I'm in a community college and it's so much less irritating than high school.
There are no stupid people so there's no need for stupid rules. Everyone there cares about their education.
If you want to use your phone or screw around in class, fine. It's your money and scholarship on the line.
User avatar #119106 to #118907 - gabsmatags (03/02/2014) [-]
Fellow community college student here. From what I've observed, community college is attended by a larger adult population and are therefore much more mature and committed to education. Having visited my friends who are away at university, they are very much caught up in the party scene along with every other 18 year old away from home and adult supervision for the first time ever. Going to community college keeps you close to home and the people you already know and love, but going away opens up a new social experience with new people. OP, do whatever you are comfortable with. Open yourself up to this new chapter of your life and really indulge in it (interpret that how you will, I choose to indulge intellectually), but take the time and effort to keep your most important bonds strong.
#118894 to #118876 - gym (02/28/2014) [-]
I have been in touch with my best friends, we visit eachothers college and see eachother over break. when you go to college focus on making new friends and a new experience but remember you will still get to hang with your old friends every once and a while.
User avatar #118892 to #118876 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/28/2014) [-]
College is just as shitty as High School. The only difference is that you have to live with these pot smoking morons.
User avatar #118882 to #118876 - bondofsnow (02/28/2014) [-]
I don't think college is that bad, in fact I like it more than high school. No need to worry too much about it. Are you moving away from home to go to school, or are you commuting from home?
User avatar #118905 to #118882 - ptffo (02/28/2014) [-]
Most likely going to move away from home. Knowing myself, I couldn't focus enough at home.
User avatar #118938 to #118905 - bondofsnow (02/28/2014) [-]
You said that you have a crush on your best friend, seeing as how you are such close friends you may want to tell them how you feel now. If the relationship was meant to be and goes well then you two should not have a hard time staying together during your college years. If he/she turns you down then move on with your life and if it doesn't work out then move on. You're young so moving on will not be too difficult.
User avatar #118940 to #118938 - ptffo (02/28/2014) [-]
I guess you're right. I've been putting it off for a while now, but I'll put more thought into it and tell her this year. Thank you and everyone who replied.
User avatar #118872 - feelythefeel (02/27/2014) [-]
Been having a shit time, and I might be starting to not feel anything. At the very least I've become an antisocial dick irl. What do?
User avatar #118875 to #118872 - ScottP (02/27/2014) [-]
What's been happening in your life?
User avatar #118878 to #118875 - feelythefeel (02/27/2014) [-]
I moved, and I guess I haven't exactly been settling in right. It's always been at best a bit touchy between me and my brother and dad, but it's only gotten worse from this. Not to mention I'm going to a school that's so liberal that it's making me into /politics. I used to just me an introvert, but with everything I used to do that would be considered notably social taken away and no real desire or incentive to find anything new, I've quickly regressed from what social abilities I used to have.

Now I'm too depressed to talk to people I don't need too, to angry to take my medication (I should probably get back to that in all honesty, I mainly stopped to spite people), and I haven't gotten actual enjoyment that doesn't depress me later aside from the occasional funny internet thing in days.
User avatar #118930 to #118878 - teoberry (02/28/2014) [-]
Wait, saw your reply below. I'd assume you're in grade 12, so you're in the home stretch. No matter what it takes, go to college/university. It gets better then
User avatar #118928 to #118878 - teoberry (02/28/2014) [-]
Are you in highschool or university?
User avatar #118880 to #118878 - ScottP (02/27/2014) [-]
What do you mean it's become touchy with you, your brother, and your dad?
User avatar #118881 to #118880 - feelythefeel (02/28/2014) [-]
My brother can quickly become demeaning, belittling, spiteful and overall rude at the slightest provocation (At least to me). As for my dad, he's never exactly been a timid person.
#118883 to #118881 - anonymous (02/28/2014) [-]
Thats good to hear, I was thinking of something far far worse...
User avatar #118884 to #118883 - feelythefeel (02/28/2014) [-]
What do you mean?
User avatar #118885 to #118884 - ScottP (02/28/2014) [-]
Perhaps anon was wondering if it ever got violent between the three of you.
User avatar #118909 to #118885 - nippuhl (02/28/2014) [-]
He was thinking of rape.
User avatar #118887 to #118885 - feelythefeel (02/28/2014) [-]
Sometimes it does.
User avatar #118888 to #118887 - ScottP (02/28/2014) [-]
Do you have any close friends that you can confide in?
User avatar #118889 to #118888 - feelythefeel (02/28/2014) [-]
Not here, no.
User avatar #118891 to #118889 - ScottP (02/28/2014) [-]
This sort of thing will be very difficult to resolve when not in person. I'm assuming you're in high-school?
#118861 - nigalthornberry (02/27/2014) [-]
Sorry for asking for a lot of help lately but i guess thats kinda the point of the board

Anyways this was the girl i was texting and I said goodnight after a long night of talking to her we had our talks of me making her laugh and some serious shit so i was happy when i got this back since it made me feel like i did good.

Then came Monday and she surprised me by seeing me before school although i doubt she did it on purpose
She seemed happy to see me but then as the day went on i feel like i overdid or said something wrong we usually playfight and as the week went on i saw her smile disappear from seeing me I only see her in the halls and i even then i feel like im getting to close to her since i try to see her between every class
Now i have a 50/50 chance of her smiling seeing me
Idk what to do could ask that cathloc girl what she thinks since shes good with this type of shit
User avatar #118923 to #118861 - jorgethemaster (02/28/2014) [-]
I skimmed through it, because I'm really busy, but you might not be the problem.
She might be going through a hard time, you should ask her if everything's okay. You said you two playfight, that means you're fairly close. She should be open and honest with you. If something is bugging her, try and help her fix it. She will like you more if you help out. [:
User avatar #118941 to #118923 - nigalthornberry (02/28/2014) [-]
We haven't been play fighting that much this week becauseshes been sore and it seems like everything fine with her I mean she just got her crush to be her boyfriend

I do ask her how her day is but usually when were talking in person she usually says its good but she's tired I can find out more when were texting since we have more time with that but she's grounded

One last thing that might be related to this is that she said that she feels like shes a horrible person for smoking once
User avatar #118942 to #118941 - jorgethemaster (02/28/2014) [-]
She probably feels guilty.
Comfort her and tell her that it's okay. [:
User avatar #118943 to #118942 - nigalthornberry (02/28/2014) [-]
Well I tried to but I got caught up with something and got pulled away but I'd feel like an ass bringing up shit like that out of nowhere again

Still feels a little like my fault since I see her happier and smiling more with her bf
User avatar #118945 to #118943 - jorgethemaster (02/28/2014) [-]
Ah, I gotchu.
And that's because he's her boyfriend. But you're still one of her good friends, you can still help her out.
Talk to her about it when the time is right.
User avatar #118946 to #118945 - nigalthornberry (02/28/2014) [-]
I understand I think I'm gonna do some nicer shit for her tomorrow
Got a bag of gummy bears not sugar free
Ask her how her day is
Tell her to have a good day
Just play around and be funny even though I've been trying a lot of this already I think I can do a few more surprises

she's one of the few people that I've been friends with half my life
User avatar #118948 to #118946 - jorgethemaster (02/28/2014) [-]
That sounds like a good idea, best of luck friend!
User avatar #118994 to #118948 - nigalthornberry (02/28/2014) [-]
Thanks!
Today was kinda a neutral day
She said that she was tired and sore
I made her smile once or twice and told her that i felt like i fucked up from not making her that happy and she told me no
User avatar #118900 to #118861 - mexicandudeinsd (02/28/2014) [-]
ask her out topgun style
#118858 - anonymous (02/27/2014) [-]
So I stole a school computer, (P ProBook 6565b Notebook PC) and the problem is that I just remembered I was the last to log on. I am currently hoping that there is someone else that can share their story of doing the same to maybe help me decide weather or not to keep it or wait till they notify me on the subject.
Posting as anon for obvious reasons. . .
User avatar #118910 to #118858 - nippuhl (02/28/2014) [-]
Just because you were the last one to log in on it doesn't mean shit. Restore the laptop and you'll be fine. Then deny all accusations.
User avatar #118862 to #118858 - nigalthornberry (02/27/2014) [-]
Return it
#118865 to #118862 - anonymous (02/27/2014) [-]
What would be the consequences if any when returned?
User avatar #118870 to #118865 - nigalthornberry (02/27/2014) [-]
Return anonymously
#118873 to #118870 - anonymous (02/27/2014) [-]
And how exactly would I accomplish this?
#118895 to #118873 - gym (02/28/2014) [-]
same way you stole
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User avatar #118859 to #118855 - megavoir (02/27/2014) [-]
fsgfsgrydhds
User avatar #118863 to #118859 - nigalthornberry (02/27/2014) [-]
I have the same thought going through my mind...
User avatar #118848 - ishallsmiteyou (02/27/2014) [-]
Hey folks, don't read this unless you actually want to provide some form of insight.

So here's the deal, plain and simple. Whenever I converse with anyone close to me (relatives I mean) they ALWAYS bring up only the worst of my past. No one ever focuses on the good I've done. I've talked people down from suicide, I'm friendly to pretty much everyone I meet, unless people piss me off I've got the manners of a fucking saint... Furthermore, they not only focus on only the worst of my past, all they focus on IS the past. No one ever thinks of what I'm doing now, what I'm involved in now, only what I've done. Here's an example: my family talked me into seeing a shrink, and instead of talking to the teachers I have now, he talked to the ones from last semester. Instead of talking with any of my friends I have now, he decides to talk with people I haven't seen in years.

Long story short, how the fuck do I get people to focus on who I am now instead of who I used to be?
User avatar #118869 to #118848 - ScottP (02/27/2014) [-]
It's a little more difficult to get people to see you in a different way since people often begin to judge once they know your story. I'd recommend just not telling people all of your past whenever you meet new people.

As far as for people who already know you, I'm sure you've already tried acting differently than what they're accustomed to thinking abut you. That being said, your family seems very past-oriented. How much have you tried to show them that you're different from your past? That's ultimately the deciding factor.
User avatar #118864 to #118848 - ishallsmiteyou (02/27/2014) [-]
thanks for the help I guess
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