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User avatar #138049 - nigalthornberry (06/11/2014) [-]
Should I send her a long message...
She's gotten them before but this ones going to be different like I've gotten some thoughts lately not really bad but something I think I should tell her
User avatar #138044 - brackgrapple ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
is kickass torrents reliable ?
User avatar #138046 to #138044 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
Yes. Just check that the user is a popular user, and there's a lot of positive feed back. Also there's Demonoid.
User avatar #138047 to #138046 - brackgrapple ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
#138017 - commanderbunbun (06/11/2014) [-]
i'm looking at used cars. what was your first used car? how many miles did it have and how long did it last you?
User avatar #138124 to #138017 - solareyes (06/11/2014) [-]
I still have my car. It's a 2001 Mazda 626 and had about 75k miles on it. Haggled the price down to $5300. I got it in 2012 and other than an A/C problem that was easily fixable and a bad air pipe (which was replaced, it's still in excellent condition. Going on 2 years with this baby and hopefully it can last through and past college.
User avatar #138052 to #138017 - leadstriker (06/11/2014) [-]
110000 broke in 2 years
burned me $6k
still mad
User avatar #138048 to #138017 - nigalthornberry (06/11/2014) [-]
From experience most of my family has had Crown Vic's that started around 100k miles they've gone up to 400k so far without any major issues
User avatar #138098 to #138048 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
Crown Vic's are amazing.

If it weren't for their durability, I probably wouldn't be here today.

When I was 4, my mom was taking me home from pre-school.
As she was leaving the parking lot and coming onto the main road, my friend's dad decided "I'm going to hit them" and sped up.
Slammed right into where I was sitting. Totaled both vehicles.
I'm pretty sure I blacked out from the hit.
Later I awake to some EMT's pulling me out of the car, glass is everywhere.
Surprisingly I came out without a scratch. Worst that happened was my cousin bruised her ribs, because at the time of the accident she was leaning over from the passenger seat to help me buckle my seat belt.
User avatar #138038 to #138017 - swagasauruss ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
Not sure but make sure VERY sure it hasnt been in any wrecks, slight things being off like the steering wheel being at an angle to drive straight...not a mechanic but yanno seems bad
#138031 to #138017 - marinepenguin (06/11/2014) [-]
96' Chevy Camaro with 199k miles when I was 16. Got it for $2700, and so far I've put about that much into it in repairs. It's got 221k miles on it now nearly 3 years later. Runs alright, just needing repairs every now and then.

Mine is the white one.
#138026 to #138017 - Nameloc (06/11/2014) [-]
2000 Honda CR-V. 165k miles on it when I bought it. $3,500. (Way too much, if you ask me... Mine has a few problems with it that I neglected to notice when test-driving.)

Pic related; It's my car. I've owned this thing for about 3 years now. Put on 35k miles.
It's still chugging alone. Motor mounts are bad, though.

Technically. I did own a '95 Honda Accord before that. The thing had 295k miles on it. $1,400. Sold it a few months after because it hurt my knees too much to drive it. Ended up selling it for $1,400.

If you're getting used, my best advice for you is to have a spare tire. Not a 'doughnut,' but an actual tire.
I've had two blow outs with my car, and luckily I always had a full tire on the back of it ready to go.

Also, when test driving be highly critical of any possible weird things.
User avatar #138015 - assdoreponyfucker (06/11/2014) [-]
I just got 1k+ thumbs on a repost I posted and haven't got my colored text. Is this normal for after 4 days? Will I get my colored text?
User avatar #138053 to #138015 - leadstriker (06/11/2014) [-]
yeah i didn't get my colored text
eat a dick faggot
User avatar #138055 to #138053 - swagasauruss ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
well at least tell us how to fucking check it
User avatar #138059 to #138055 - leadstriker (06/11/2014) [-]
you're suppose to get an item
i saw some people have it on their channel
User avatar #138060 to #138059 - swagasauruss ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
well fuck didnt get it...oh well
User avatar #138037 to #138015 - swagasauruss ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
might also have to deal with not knowing how choose a color...
User avatar #138022 to #138015 - swagasauruss ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
I got 1k+ thumbs on a OC ...granted it was a screen cap of my facebook comments but still I dont have colored text
#138009 - anonymous (06/11/2014) [-]
my dick has been feeling a little less sensitive lately. also, i'm not responding to stimulation like i normally do. any advice?
User avatar #138016 to #138009 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
too much masturbation? seriously though, that could be a problem. you need to see a doctor about that. if you have any health concerns, you should go straight to a doctor, not come to FJ and ask for an advice.
User avatar #138005 - awesomerninjathing (06/11/2014) [-]
I wrote a letter to my english teacher at the end of my final english exam today and somewhere in the middle I called him bitchy and annoying

he cant fail me for that right? the rest of the letter was pretty nice and i can re-write if yall wanna read it
User avatar #138027 to #138005 - Nameloc (06/11/2014) [-]
I think it would be an abuse of power if he did fail you because of that.
User avatar #138021 to #138005 - teoberry (06/11/2014) [-]
let us pray he fails you
User avatar #138024 to #138023 - teoberry (06/11/2014) [-]
jk lel. he's an english teacher, i'm sure he appreciates honesty but the bitchy part wasn't needed. If you actually put the winky face for the women, I think it'll be fine, if not you're fucked LOL
User avatar #138025 to #138024 - awesomerninjathing (06/11/2014) [-]
yeah I put the winky face
User avatar #138007 to #138005 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
and please re-write it i wanna read it
User avatar #138011 to #138007 - awesomerninjathing (06/11/2014) [-]
Mr. __

The year started off strong in your class and you were one of my favorite teachers. On top of that, Amanda told me that her brother (Brad) said your class was amazing, so I had high hopes, and the fact that it started off so well had me optimistic. Sooner or later, you kinda got super annoying, and sorry, but also pretty bitchy, and I didn't agree with many of the things you said. Still, I think you're a great teacher, but probably (hopefully) a better friend than teacher. I enjoyed your class and it was a pleasure to be your student.

Have a fantastic summer! (and try to find some women ;) )

the last part is because he's always like "yeah I'm 33 and live alone and get home at 10oclock every day because of football but I'm happy with that" and we had joked the other day about how theres a rumor that he and my french teacher are banging (it's been going around for years and it was all because she laughed at a joke he said lol)
User avatar #138012 to #138011 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
74% chance you're gonna fail that exam
26% he's gonna let it pass.

there are your chances according to me.
User avatar #138013 to #138012 - awesomerninjathing (06/11/2014) [-]
pffft why do you think im gonna fail
User avatar #138014 to #138013 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]

>needs to get a women
>super annoying
>he's gonna read that and become upset
>he is PROBABLY already angry because of all the exams he has to mark and probably some or few of the students failed it.
User avatar #138006 to #138005 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
>she's gonna mark your exam
>she's gonna see what you wrote
>she's obviously not gonna give you the mark on whether you called her bitchy and annoying or not so you already made your choice.
User avatar #138010 to #138008 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
ok, fuck me in the ass side ways with a cactus and a watermelon shoved in my mouth, and i still won't give a shit whether its a boy or a girl....

but yeah he would be pissed for what you wrote though.
User avatar #137997 - solareyes (06/11/2014) [-]
So I'm facing a bit of a financial problem with college. I don't want to depend 100% on loans for college and my pocket money barely puts a dent into one semester. I'm looking at scholarships but I really am not that great of a writer, and I'm in the middle class category so I'm not really viewed as need-based either. Does anyone have suggestions on cool scholarship ideas or other ways to make money? excluding jobs because I'm starting up a second one on Thursday
User avatar #138018 to #137997 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
If you're in the US, Financial Aid.
And, of course, Scholarships. If you want help on paying for college, you better get good at writing those letters.

Other than that, there honestly isn't much else for you to do. Just depends on how badly you want the education.
User avatar #138030 to #138018 - solareyes (06/11/2014) [-]
The financial aid office at my school isn't much help.
#138001 to #137997 - youregaylol (06/11/2014) [-]
Prostitution. Stripping. Candle making.
User avatar #138003 to #138001 - solareyes (06/11/2014) [-]
You know it's bad when I've already considered the first two...
User avatar #138028 to #138003 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
Stripping ain't pretty.

It's a viable option, sure.
Although, you have to take into account the fact that, most of them are doing so to fuel their drug addictions.

But it would give you a lot of money.
User avatar #138029 to #138028 - solareyes (06/11/2014) [-]
I mean, a lot of money is what I need. Honestly I don't believe college is worth the money; I'm only going because I was raised on "you HAVE to go to college or you will have a shitty life." Which is ironic considering I will graduate with at least $80,000 in debt. So stripping really does seem like a good option. I just don't think I'd feel comfortable being naked in front of other people though
#138033 to #138029 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
Parents only do that because they want their child to have things in that they never had in their lives.

My parents are the same way.
They never had the opportunity to go to college.

Whether you go to college or not is up to you.

And as far as stripping goes:
It is possible to be only topless. I doubt they'd make you be fully nude.
Although, honestly I don't know much about strip clubs. Never been to one. My sister did work at one, though. My mother also did when she met my father, but that's a different story. (He was a bouncer.)
#138166 to #138033 - youregaylol (06/12/2014) [-]
Have you ever just thrown a 20 dollar bill on the family table at dinner to see if your mom and sis would start pole-dancing?
User avatar #138036 to #138033 - solareyes (06/11/2014) [-]
Both of my parents went to college. They had something they have a passion for. I don't have a passion for anything, so it's like, what's the freaking point?

I have no idea about stripping either. I know I'd rather show off my body and dance lewdly instead of fucking random people as a prostitute or porn star.
User avatar #138042 to #138036 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
Then do what makes you happy.

If you were to drop college you could try finding a steady full-time job somewhere. Hopefully some place big enough to let you climb the corporate ladder, but small enough to actually care about you.
(Although, honestly finding a job right now is pretty hard... Unless it's a quick, grunt working job at a really large company.)

But yeah, definitely more dignity in stripping than going into porn or working the streets.

Porn should never really be an option. Especially since it'll find it's way on the internet. And nothing is deleted on the internet.
I mean, just think about having grandkids, and the thought that one day they might stumble across your videos.
#138004 to #138003 - youregaylol (06/11/2014) [-]
When all else fails play the vagina auction card.

20 for a handy
50 for a blowpop
100 for a tussle
150 for a backyard brawl

you'll be rich in no time.
#137996 - asdfghjklzx (06/11/2014) [-]
Hey guys,

I'm looking for a gaming laptop to buy. I was considering alienware, but I heard it is overpriced.

Any recommendations?
User avatar #138019 to #137996 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
Alienware is okay for the price if you like all of the flashy things that come with it.
Such as the color-changing keyboard.

But either way, you're still going to pay a lot of money for a laptop; Other brands I would suggest:
MSI www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16834152567&leaderboard=1 www.newegg.com/Product/ProductList.aspx?Submit=ENE&DEPA=0&Order=BESTMATCH&Description=msi&N=100017489&isNodeId=1
Razer www.razerzone.com/store/gaming-systems
Lenovo www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16834313741&leaderboard=1

Now, if you were buying a desktop... Alienware is overkill.
I built a computer for $1,900. This includes stuff like keyboard and mouse.
Same build with Alienware? $3,000.
But with laptops, there really aren't many alternatives. Not like you can build your own.
#138125 to #138019 - asdfghjklzx (06/11/2014) [-]
I'm moving around soon so I was looking for a good gaming laptop, I already have a decent computer.

Thanks for the links!
#137995 - anonymous (06/11/2014) [-]
just found out i'm aspergers. what should i do before i kill myself tomorrow?
User avatar #138126 to #137995 - georgesmoustache (06/11/2014) [-]
hah, arseburgers.
User avatar #138032 to #137995 - laky (06/11/2014) [-]
eat asparagus

Being serious now, don't look at it as a dead end street. You can still manage life with assburgers and you can even overcome it. Don't bring yourself down
User avatar #138020 to #137995 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
Realize that it's not as bad as you're making it out to be.

Aspergers is just a label on you.
Trying to define yourself is redundant, for you'll only ever need one word to do so, and that is You.

Keep being yourself. Suicide is never worth it.
#138002 to #137995 - youregaylol (06/11/2014) [-]
Don't cry asperchu.
User avatar #137999 to #137995 - winners (06/11/2014) [-]
kill yourself today
#137987 - anonymous (06/10/2014) [-]
Im not good at the math, how can i work out 5% of 22.50 euro's?
#138045 to #137987 - thedeadpidgeon (06/11/2014) [-]
So that you don't need to type into google every time you do this shit, The way to calculate percentages is to convert it into a decimal. move the point two places left.
ie: %100=1.00 %5=0.05 %83=0.83 and so on and so on. then you just need to multiply the number you're finding the percentage of with the number you got from the amount per cent.
#137990 to #137988 - anonymous (06/10/2014) [-]
Thanks, i typed in exactly that but it only gave me the answer in pounds :/

Thanks though
User avatar #137991 to #137990 - perfectcomment (06/10/2014) [-]
Add 'in euros' at the end
#137984 - perfectcomment (06/10/2014) [-]
Hey guys,   
Before you say it, I'll beat you too it.  I'm not view whoring, I want some legit advice.  I really enjoy making videos (I know, common right now) and I want to be the best I can.  I can't be the best on my own without some legit feedback.   
Basically, I would like to criticism on how I can get better, how I can improve quality etc and what bad things I am doing and also any good things I am already doing (If any).  Anything and everything is welcome, so thanks ahead of time    
Hey guys,

Before you say it, I'll beat you too it. I'm not view whoring, I want some legit advice. I really enjoy making videos (I know, common right now) and I want to be the best I can. I can't be the best on my own without some legit feedback.
Basically, I would like to criticism on how I can get better, how I can improve quality etc and what bad things I am doing and also any good things I am already doing (If any). Anything and everything is welcome, so thanks ahead of time

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#137968 - linxusthevagabond (06/10/2014) [-]
You have been visited by the Green Man.

Post this on 5 boards or be haunted forever.
User avatar #137981 to #137968 - mondamini (06/10/2014) [-]
At least I'll have someone who never leaves me...
#137962 - keeperman (06/10/2014) [-]
**keeperman rolled image** help, my people transformed into this
User avatar #137965 to #137962 - makotoitou (06/10/2014) [-]
I don't see a problem
#137961 - ipostcp (06/10/2014) [-]
There is a guy at my work named Justin. Now Justin is 31 years old with kids and just got one of his kids from custody. He is dealing with a custody battle from a really terrible mother and Justin sounds like a great guy and a great dad. The way he talks about his kids and what he does for them makes me really envious and stuff.

Anyway, when people get serious and mature and what not and look like they have their shit together, it makes me have a crush or something like that on them. For the most part I assumed he was straight. He seems to be talking to me a lot more as of late and I do try to keep the conversation going. He started giving me rides to work and buying me coffee for work too.

I think it's just my imagination and he is just helping me out, but he was also talking about how he hates women and the only reason he deals with them is to blow his load. I feel like I'm reading more into this than is intended.

Any advice at all here?

PS, he is so nice to me and attractive too.
User avatar #137989 to #137961 - alexanderburns ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
quit thinking everyone that doesn't act ill towards you wants your dick
User avatar #138000 to #137989 - ipostcp (06/11/2014) [-]
Are you retarded?
User avatar #137964 to #137961 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
Sounds like he's just being a total bro.
It also sounds like he's tired of drama. Baby mama drama, to be exact.

I mean, unless he makes a pass at you... I wouldn't think too much of it.
#137967 to #137964 - ipostcp (06/10/2014) [-]
Oh well, I can always dream.
#137963 to #137961 - makotoitou (06/10/2014) [-]
The more stories you tell, the more I think you work at the Gay Steel Mill.
The more stories you tell, the more I think you work at the Gay Steel Mill.
User avatar #137966 to #137963 - ipostcp (06/10/2014) [-]
I think most of the time I'm just seeing what I want to see. For working there for a year I've only fucked 2 guys there.
#137959 - ribocoon (06/10/2014) [-]
**ribocoon rolled user lightningunicorn ** My father gave me some advice that I think would apply...well quite nearly anybody...but most especially to you. And so I'm here to tell you of how this jewel of life experience was bestowed upon my conscience.
It was a warm Sunday afternoon when he called me from playing in the yard. We sat on the porch together and relaxed against the bright sun. I absent mindedly chipped away at the peeling paint with my already chewed down fingernails. My father turned to me and said "Well son...It looks like we'll have to repaint the porch soon." I looked up at his tired face and smiled in agreement. "You know your mother and I were talking the other night." I listened intently and his eyes gazed over our garden of flowers. The flowers were mama's idea to spruce up the old house. You see we purchased the squat house at 116 pineoak drive for the explicate purpose that such a home might be renovated for our own residency. "Son I think it's time for you to know." My father said with a glazed look in his eyes. "You're a nigger." And so as my father passed this advice to me, I pass the same to you. You filthy ungrateful nigger you.
User avatar #137956 - georgesmoustache (06/10/2014) [-]
Can someone reassure me about college. I am fucking scared that I will hate my course, make no friends, be a beta fag all my life, not ever move out, shit tier job and just general shit post college things? Is that all going to happen?
User avatar #137985 to #137956 - oborawatabinost (06/10/2014) [-]
I've thought that of myself, too. Hell, I was convinced for it, for some time. I can't guarantee anything, and I for the most part think college isn't that great, but one thing there definitely will be is opportunities. There's tons of shitty people everywhere, but after a while you may be able to weed out the good ones.

TL;DR You never know what can happen.
User avatar #137969 to #137956 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
I can understand hating your courses. Sometimes professors aren't the best. (Which is why there's a tutoring center in every college.)
But as for the rest...

The people you sit around will, at the very least, be acquaintances.
You'll only be a 'beta fag' if you continue to think you are a beta fag.
Trust me, man. There's tons of single girls in college/ university.

If you're starting out in a community college, there's room to move onto a university; Do this and you'll definitely need to be moving out.
Other than that, it's not a bad thing to be living at home until you find a good job and have enough money to live on your own.

Shit tier job?
That's why go around interning for jobs in the summer.
If one such job likes you enough, they'll hire you on when you graduate.

It won't happen unless you want it to happen.
User avatar #137978 to #137969 - georgesmoustache (06/10/2014) [-]
Pretty good advice
User avatar #137960 to #137956 - gandaalf (06/10/2014) [-]
if you're a bitch
Your roommate is a fucking nerd : switch rooms
dedicate you life to being the coolest fucking guy ever
always wear plain white brandless shirts and plain black brandless jeans
then make friends with the rich kids
they wont know anything about your financial stability
become close friends with all of them
barely pass every class
use your new connections to get rich
real life hacks
User avatar #137952 - larsfillmore (06/10/2014) [-]
I've noticed that people open my snaps but don't reply to them...
User avatar #138035 to #137952 - laky (06/11/2014) [-]
I do that all the time. People are lazy. snapchat is draining. Don't overthink it
User avatar #137957 to #137955 - larsfillmore (06/10/2014) [-]
Makes me feel like I fucked up real bad
User avatar #137958 to #137957 - masterenclave (06/10/2014) [-]
i had those feels
#137947 - ilovehue (06/10/2014) [-]
I want to develop make a first indie game. I specialize in 3D, I have a good programmer friend who's with me in that journey. I also know someone who makes music, a sound technician and many other people who may help me.

I want to make a compilation game of releases from a single board game company. I've looked it up, I might need to contact their legal team or commercial team.. I'll find where to send the letter. I'm not worried about that precisely.

My first question is: How do I safely contact them and ask if first:
-they would ever let someone make a virtual version of their games, and second, -would take the time to look at a game design document later on? Without being put on some black list forever or something?

I don't want to waste time on a project for which I'll never get rights. Can I just write them a nice letter and expect an answer from someone who's not a total twat?
User avatar #137970 to #137947 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
Write an email/ letter.
Be quick and to the point.

Start it out with simply:
"I want to make a video game of your board games," or something along the lines of that.
Then further explain it in a different paragraph. At least then, it'll catch their eye and they'll want to read more.

As for the game design document, wait and see if they green-light you for the rights to create the games. Otherwise, the game design document would just piss them off.

Also, you do not need their permission if the games were free. If you're not making money directly off of it, no one cares.
For instance, I could create a Lord of The Rings game and wouldn't have to worry about licensing if I simply made it free. Now, there could be issues with the name, and if you ever get to that point you could simply send another email/ letter asking permission to use the names for your (free) games.

If you did make the games for free, you would have a lot more freedom in the software you use. (Things such as Autodesk Maya and 3DS Max Student Editions, UDK, Unity, CryEngine, etc. -- No need to pay $25k+ in software for licensing.)
User avatar #137980 to #137970 - ilovehue (06/10/2014) [-]
Thanks for the feedback. Not sending a game design document might be a good idea yeah.

The games dont need complex modeling themselves to be functional, I can always sugar-coat later. The big task is for my buddy to program as many game AIs as he can (they're all abstract strategic games made of simple geometric shapes). He said it's not that hard... he's an engineer. I trust him lol.

Hopefully if we port the games on 3ds(first goal, looked it up, it IS possible to publish for 3ds for indie devs thru eshop) or tablet, he won't have to re-write the AI.
#137938 - wthhhh (06/10/2014) [-]
Alright guys I need math help and I need it fast.

Q :If A(x1, y1), B(x2, y2), C(x3, y3), and D(x4, y4) form two line segments, and AB CD, which condition needs to be met to prove ABICD?
The pic is the questions.
#137939 to #137938 - wthhhh (06/10/2014) [-]
Shit. Sorry it's like that.
User avatar #137940 to #137939 - zachariaseverlivin (06/10/2014) [-]
fourth one. Dont ask why. It just makes sense to me
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