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#111741 - zaiopeperse (01/14/2014) [-]
In a relationship? Think they may be "the one"? Get them to watch this, if they make it through all five parts and you know they're patient enough to deal with your bullshit
User avatar #111742 to #111741 - zaiopeperse (01/14/2014) [-]
(I quickly realise that I shouldn't have called your issues "bullshit", sorry if I offended anyone)
User avatar #111737 - vortexrain ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
I'm trying to download something from MEGA, but I can't. I really need some help.
#111736 - stevemachtwo (01/14/2014) [-]
Does anyone know where I can get custom made puppet? Because I wanna get a puppet of this thing.
User avatar #111750 to #111736 - watermelloon (01/14/2014) [-]
try online. or look for a doll maker or seamstress.

try your local white/yellow pages.
#111731 - anonymous (01/14/2014) [-]
I've got a rather serious question for you.

My sister passed away when I was 15. She 'died' in her bedroom blah blah blah.... Anywho, it stunk like wet carpet and cat urine.
Ever since then whenever i smell cat urine or anything similar...and especially when the carpet is being cleaned; I can see detailed flashbacks of her and everything that happened....

Im obviously not going into detail about this because of reasons.

My question. How do i stop having the terrible flashbacks every-time I smell that stuff? :\
User avatar #111735 to #111731 - delphine (01/14/2014) [-]
This sounds a lot like some sort of PTSD. I'd seek a professional if you haven't already.

I know the conditions are slightly unrelated but bear with me. I have a student who is very sensitive to smells because he's autistic and he becomes stressed out with certain scents. I have a some jars of lavender or peppermint or other strong relaxing scents in my classroom for him to smell. Maybe you could try have something like that, maybe a good smelling candle or herb that reminds you of good memories you have with your sister?

I'm so sorry you had to go through that.
User avatar #111727 - watermelloon (01/14/2014) [-]
Ok. are adds poping up at the bottom of the page for anyone else or is my computer spazzing
User avatar #111729 to #111727 - delphine (01/14/2014) [-]
Nope.
Install Adblock. It's amazing.
User avatar #111730 to #111729 - watermelloon (01/14/2014) [-]
Full retard questions ahead

Is it free? If so, where do I download it?
User avatar #111732 to #111730 - delphine (01/14/2014) [-]
if you're on google chrome it should be free in the app store i think. i'm not 100% positive though my ex was the one who installed it for me and we don't talk anymore. all i know is that i don't get any ads on the side of any website and it's awesome.
User avatar #111733 to #111732 - watermelloon (01/14/2014) [-]
Ok, i'll look for it. thanks.
User avatar #111689 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Anyone else getting the "An error has occurred, please try again later" error? If you anyone know the fix, please help.
User avatar #111692 to #111689 - misticalz ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
for what program...?
User avatar #111695 to #111692 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
fuck forgot to mention that. I'm using firefox and i'm getting the error on youtube
User avatar #111697 to #111695 - misticalz ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Youtube is really fucky for everyone.
Try to reinstall Firefox
Try to reinstall Flash, and Shockwave player.
Try disabling all addons.
User avatar #111706 to #111697 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Goddamn thanks it worked. I reinstalled Firefox. Should've considered doing it before...
User avatar #111792 to #111706 - misticalz ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
welcome : )
User avatar #111699 to #111697 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
alright will try. ill tell you what happened after.
User avatar #111690 to #111689 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Also, since this is happening, my mic also stopped working...
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User avatar #111672 - twdeathnote (01/14/2014) [-]
For the last couple of days, I've had numbness throughout my entire body, had a really foggy head, (like I can't concentrate or remember things well), I've been having frequent panic attacks, and have had acid reflux often. I feel like I'm on weird drugs, but I haven't used any drugs, and I'm not on any prescriptions or anything. Anybody know what it could be?
User avatar #112869 to #111672 - ancientaliens (01/20/2014) [-]
Schizophrenia
User avatar #111710 to #111672 - advicedude (01/14/2014) [-]
Either a flux in brain chemicals or some sort of illness.
User avatar #111681 to #111672 - friendlypitbull (01/14/2014) [-]
Sounds like you're coming down with some sort of virus.
User avatar #111682 to #111681 - twdeathnote (01/14/2014) [-]
Maybe, but I don't have a fever.
User avatar #111684 to #111682 - friendlypitbull (01/14/2014) [-]
It's not always a symptom. Some virus's are really discreet and just make you feel really run down from your body using up all its energy to fight it off.
I'm anaemic so i get sick quite a lot and i've felt like that so many times. It usually lasts a couple of weeks for me but i know it's nothing scary so you should still see your doctor as it's new for you.
User avatar #111701 to #111684 - twdeathnote (01/14/2014) [-]
Well, it's really messing with my head, which it the scariest part.
User avatar #111707 to #111701 - friendlypitbull (01/14/2014) [-]
Don't worry about it. I'm sure you've had the flu before and that shows how viruses can mess with your head. Anxiety is perfectly normal when you're getting sick, when your defences are low your body needs to compensate by being overly-defensive thus releasing stress hormones that bring on anxiety attacks. From what you've explained it sounds like your immune system is reacting to something so just try to stay calm 'til you see your doctor and be glad that your immune system is actually working. I know it can be really scary when you just feel "off" instead of having a runny nose and high fever. Most viruses don't show extreme symptoms and people usually just pass them off as not getting enough sleep or drinking too much over the weekend.
User avatar #111708 to #111707 - twdeathnote (01/14/2014) [-]
Alright. Thank you for answering.
#111675 to #111672 - misticalz ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Holy fuck man you've had all those symptoms and you haven't seen a damn doctor?
User avatar #111676 to #111675 - twdeathnote (01/14/2014) [-]
I can't even get into a doctor until Wednesday.
User avatar #111647 - thekillerwalrus (01/14/2014) [-]
Anyone know if hacking for the government would be a good career choice?
User avatar #111728 to #111647 - watermelloon (01/14/2014) [-]
its hard to get into a decent position in the government, but once your in a position it is a relatively good job to have. (what I've heard anyway)

I'd say go for it.
User avatar #111711 to #111647 - advicedude (01/14/2014) [-]
Sounds hard to make good money for a while. Also you have to have a perfect record.
User avatar #111651 to #111647 - ferrettamer ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Yea, I don't see why it wouldn't be
#111599 - anonymous (01/14/2014) [-]
I started talking to a cute girl my friend introduced me to on Facebook and we were talking then I asked her what her favorite hobbies were. She replied and asked about me and I told her. She hasn't responded yet and I don't mean to sound like someone who is "desperate" but I'm just wondering if that means she ain't interested or if I should wait a few days and ask her something?
User avatar #111713 to #111599 - advicedude (01/14/2014) [-]
Or she could just be busy. I know the girl I talk to usually is.
User avatar #111712 to #111599 - advicedude (01/14/2014) [-]
I usually do that. Talk for a bit and when I feel its the right time, I cut off the conversation so I don't give off any sort of bad vibes. But then start back up maybe later the next day.
User avatar #111623 to #111599 - prettypalmtrees (01/14/2014) [-]
Sometimes we have trouble finding things to say. So it may be best for you to message again.
#111683 to #111623 - anonymous (01/14/2014) [-]
I like your ass ;)
User avatar #111693 to #111683 - misticalz ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Ok
what's all the hype about it.
All I see is a tiny thumbnail of the bathroom sink trick.
User avatar #111747 to #111693 - prettypalmtrees (01/14/2014) [-]
I don't need the bathroom sink
User avatar #111791 to #111747 - misticalz ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
well lets see it then
User avatar #111853 to #111852 - misticalz ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
lel
User avatar #111607 to #111599 - betta (01/14/2014) [-]
Nigga, that means you switch topics. She doesn't respond, then you say something to get her involved in the conversation. Tell a story. Doesn't have to be real, but it has to be a story. People love to tell stories about themselves. Just keep telling stories back and forth, till you can seize an opportunity to talk about something different.
#111618 to #111607 - anonymous (01/14/2014) [-]
So should I just reply tomorrow maybe or tonight?
We started talking yesterday.
User avatar #111619 to #111618 - betta (01/14/2014) [-]
Reply as soon as you can. It's never good to let someone hang on loosely for too long.
#111627 to #111619 - anonymous (01/14/2014) [-]
Alright, then what should I start with?
Tell me about yourself, how are you, what's up/
User avatar #111631 to #111627 - betta (01/14/2014) [-]
I'd say anything but that. It seems a bit too cliche.

Start with something like "Hey, how are you?"
#111634 to #111631 - anonymous (01/14/2014) [-]
Alright thanks.
Also since you seem to know how to do this stuff, you know when the best time would be to exchange numbers and meet up?
User avatar #111636 to #111634 - betta (01/14/2014) [-]
You a highschoolfag?
#111638 to #111636 - anonymous (01/14/2014) [-]
Collegefag
User avatar #111640 to #111638 - betta (01/14/2014) [-]
You got a library near by where you are?
#111641 to #111640 - anonymous (01/14/2014) [-]
At the college, yes.
User avatar #111643 to #111641 - betta (01/14/2014) [-]
Meet up there. It's literally the perfect place for meet ups. No one acts indecent at a library. Cant stuff your face with food. Can walk around if you wish. Quiet, so no interruptions.
#111644 to #111643 - anonymous (01/14/2014) [-]
But we just started talking yesterday, so wouldn't that be too early?
User avatar #111645 to #111644 - betta (01/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, probably. Wait a bit. Do the story thing like I said before. Then, out of nowhere, surprise her with it. Tell her "Hey, would you want to meet up?"

If yes, tell her you'll pick her up at her place. if she asks where to, tell her the library, and give some good reasons, like cause it's quiet and such.
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#111646 to #111645 - thekillerwalrus has deleted their comment [-]
#111639 to #111638 - anonymous (01/14/2014) [-]
Who just has a hard time with girls.
#111589 - anonymous (01/14/2014) [-]
I need some girl troubles advice. Hell, if you feel like it, you can even just use it as a cringe story...

Alright, so there's the whole facebook thing. I talked to her on facebook first, and we hit it off pretty good. I told her that I'm pretty much a beta when it comes to talking to other people face to face in public places. Asked her if she'd want to play some mario party and have a drink or two together (Yes, I know that was stoopid, gah. She was leading on to it though...) I asked her "I bother you quite a bit, don't I?" and she responded with (cont in next comment)
User avatar #111705 to #111589 - iridium (01/14/2014) [-]
As a person who has mistakenly done something kinda similar back in my first year in junior college, let me just say: you're probably coming off as creepy. My best suggestion would either to just try to move on as simply as possible and not hold this over your head as a long term regret.
#111590 to #111589 - anonymous (01/14/2014) [-]
"Honestly yes I mean you always talk to me on here but never in real life and you asked me to drink drank with you when we've literally never talked so yea that creeped me out lots. But I was nice and instead of saying mean things I said no things" then I un-friended her. Didn't really want to do any more damage that I had done, y'know? Still the only time I actually talked to her IRL is when she came up to me and asked me about the sonic screwdriver I had Haven't sad a word to her other than that. This was all before winter break. Like, a solid month before winter break.

Wat do?
User avatar #111652 to #111590 - pringlez (01/14/2014) [-]
Yeah definitely what Scott said. Especially since you haven't talked to her since before winter break. Are you in high school?
#111655 to #111652 - anonymous (01/14/2014) [-]
yes.
User avatar #111656 to #111655 - pringlez (01/14/2014) [-]
Wave, smile, or say hi to her in the halls if you see her. Just little stuff to talk to her again.
#111657 to #111656 - anonymous (01/14/2014) [-]
What if she's creeped out? Like genuinely creeped out?
User avatar #111658 to #111657 - pringlez (01/14/2014) [-]
If you think she is genuinely creeped out by you, you need to move on, and I mean that in the nicest way possible.
#111660 to #111658 - anonymous (01/14/2014) [-]
Alright, I think that's all I actually needed to hear.

Thank you.
User avatar #111661 to #111660 - pringlez (01/14/2014) [-]
No problem dude. If you need anything else, ask away. I enjoy giving advice.
#111662 to #111661 - anonymous (01/14/2014) [-]
How do I get over a bad break up? I don't really like talking to people about my problems face to face :T
User avatar #111663 to #111662 - pringlez (01/14/2014) [-]
I would love to help you there, but I honestly can't tell you. I've only had one break-up and it was honestly one of the best decisions I've ever made. Sorry I can't help you here.
User avatar #111593 to #111590 - ScottP (01/14/2014) [-]
You might want to ease into talking to her in real life. Yes it's more intimidating but so is everything in life. But don't just jump into it. Ease into it and if she's giving you the "not interested" vibe, just stop it and save yourself the trouble.
User avatar #111587 - josieabby (01/14/2014) [-]
My daughter is doing a project about how microwave ovens work for our state science fair.
We can't think of a catchy title. I looked at the pics from last year's competition and most of them had humorous titles and a lot of puns. For instance, a kid had one testing the strength and durability of different types of fishing line. The title was "A Reel Thin Line."
Any suggestions for a catchy title on how microwaves (specifically the oven) work?
Thanks in advance.
User avatar #111714 to #111587 - advicedude (01/14/2014) [-]
Micro waves? Micro yes.

I'm having an off day.
User avatar #111591 to #111587 - ScottP (01/14/2014) [-]
"A Quick Meal is a Done Deal"
User avatar #111694 to #111591 - friendlypitbull (01/14/2014) [-]
are you a poet?
User avatar #111759 to #111694 - ScottP (01/14/2014) [-]
No but I try to write poetry sometime
#111594 to #111591 - josieabby (01/14/2014) [-]
Thank you so much! That would make a fantastic title.
#111583 - betta (01/14/2014) [-]
Hey guys. I have an odd request from you all...

I'm doing a paper in school and I want you all to help. I have to ask people I know a question. It can be any question, but I'm pretty curious about this...

What is your philosophy on how people should date?

You can answer this in any way you feel justifies the question. I'd like to see some good points here :T

Thank you all in advance (:
User avatar #111703 to #111583 - iridium (01/14/2014) [-]
They should have fun with one another. Whether that means loads and loads of kinky sex, or just sitting together on the grass at night looking at the sky, going mountain climbing or simply having a conversation over a cup of tea the point of dating should be to find someone to have some fun with. And it should be mutual fun; a date where only one of them is enjoying him/herself is probably a shit date.

That help?
User avatar #111704 to #111703 - betta (01/14/2014) [-]
Definitely!

Keep this coming!
User avatar #111653 to #111583 - pringlez (01/14/2014) [-]
Are you looking for like our views of a perfect relationship, partner, or single date?
User avatar #111654 to #111653 - betta (01/14/2014) [-]
Just anything that you want to write about. Just want to see some creativity.

Pick your favorite to write about.
User avatar #111665 to #111654 - pringlez (01/14/2014) [-]
Well I guess I'll touch on all three for you.

My idea of a perfect relationship is close to what I've got now actually. I'm definitely in love with this girl. We talk all the time, and we hang out all the time, but we're still active in our friend group (we're in the same one). Sometimes when we hangout, we'll watch a movie and cuddle, other times we'll do homework, and other times, we just run errands with each other just to enjoy each other's company. Honestly, I love it. Even when we're just running errands with each other I'm having the happiest times of my life.

My perfect partner. I'm gonna sound really cliche, but obviously pretty. Not to sound shallow, but I can't be having not good looking girlfriends. Also cliche, but she's gotta be smart. If it turns out she's not in many advanced classes, and I can't hold a decently intelligent conversation with her, I can't do it. She's also gotta be funny. And sarcastic. HAS to be sarcastic. I enjoy a good amount of sass. And I do love me some of dat ass, not to sound shallow again.

If I wanted a perfect date, it would be doing stuff with the person. I mean, like a bike ride, or walking around town with them. I'd take them to a nice yet casual restaurant, because I am one the most casual people you'll ever meet. Like I said before in my perfect relationship, just ways to enjoy the other's company.

Does this help your paper?
User avatar #111668 to #111665 - betta (01/14/2014) [-]
Yep! Quite a bit actually!

Thank you :3
User avatar #111671 to #111668 - pringlez (01/14/2014) [-]
No problemo!
#111581 - marmiteistasty (01/14/2014) [-]
So, /advice/, what's the quickest and easiest way to kill yourself?
User avatar #111716 to #111581 - advicedude (01/14/2014) [-]
CO in garage.
User avatar #111691 to #111581 - iridium (01/14/2014) [-]
Sickness coming from old age due to deteriorated organs from living a full life.

Time is relative; 82 years is awfully quick on a grand scale.
User avatar #111584 to #111581 - betta (01/14/2014) [-]
Gun. There's no debate about that. Easiest to obtain (depending on where you live) and is the least painful.

But you're not going to kill yourself. You just have to let out what your thoughts are.

Speak your mind, dude.
User avatar #111586 to #111584 - marmiteistasty (01/14/2014) [-]
canada. can't obtain a gun license. anything else?
User avatar #111588 to #111586 - betta (01/14/2014) [-]
Make a small incision into your juggular, large enough that it won't close, but small enough for however you want it to be. Drink some zzzquil, and fall asleep.

If you kill yourself though, you can say goodbye to anything that you've ever held dear to you.

"Oh, but I've never held anything near and dear to me. Nothing loves me."

No. My friend went through depression and they were just planning to kill themself, but I old them this one thing. What do you to do pre-occupy yourself. Grab it. You'll never be able to do that again. You'll never be aboe to use anything ever again. There is no hope for the dead. You are nothing when dead, but alive, you are capable of learning ways to not need people.

But what do I care? I'm just some faggot on the internet.
User avatar #111595 to #111588 - marmiteistasty (01/14/2014) [-]
i was just thinking for an alternative to overdose
i mean, i failed at it twice and got sent to the hospital, twice. ambulances are expensive.
good idea with the neck slit tho
User avatar #111666 to #111595 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
>canada
>ambulances are expensive
User avatar #111678 to #111666 - misticalz ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
500 dollars a fuckin ride.
User avatar #111597 to #111595 - betta (01/14/2014) [-]
So what are you going with? Gonna kill yourself?

Post it on front page, they'll eat it up.
User avatar #111600 to #111597 - marmiteistasty (01/14/2014) [-]
should I stream it?
maybe chris hanson will track me down and lock me up in the mental wards again
User avatar #111602 to #111600 - betta (01/14/2014) [-]
Does it look like I care where you post it? I'm just some internet faggot.

Post it on 4chan. It'll pick up more news there...
User avatar #111606 to #111602 - marmiteistasty (01/14/2014) [-]
lel
you keep calling yourself a faggot. why?
User avatar #111610 to #111606 - betta (01/14/2014) [-]
Why not. We're on the internet. I'll do whatever the fuck I want. Wanna argue about it? Gonna fucking stop me bitch? Do eht brah. I fucking dare you. I'll call myself a cunt muffin, and no one here is going to stop me.
User avatar #111611 to #111610 - marmiteistasty (01/14/2014) [-]
just wondering.
User avatar #111614 to #111611 - betta (01/14/2014) [-]
Alright, so you gonna kill yourself yet? Kinda want to archive this conversation when it's complete.
User avatar #111617 to #111614 - marmiteistasty (01/14/2014) [-]
wanna talk to this danield guy.
User avatar #111621 to #111617 - betta (01/14/2014) [-]
He a user here?
User avatar #111624 to #111622 - betta (01/14/2014) [-]
Cool dude?
User avatar #111626 to #111624 - marmiteistasty (01/14/2014) [-]
scroll down.
User avatar #111628 to #111626 - betta (01/14/2014) [-]
Just telling you now.

Killing yourself won't solve anything, you pretentious 12 year old.
User avatar #111633 to #111628 - marmiteistasty (01/14/2014) [-]
holy shit i just realized how retarded i sound. hunh.
User avatar #111635 to #111633 - betta (01/14/2014) [-]
Good job. I know this might be too much to ask of you, but could you read a book I recommend to you before you go through with this?

Read "Lord Foul's Bane" Kinda wanted to talk about that book with someone :T
User avatar #111642 to #111635 - marmiteistasty (01/14/2014) [-]
I have a question. Did I anger you?
User avatar #111637 to #111635 - marmiteistasty (01/14/2014) [-]
if i get a chance, ill be sure to discuss it with you.
User avatar #111630 to #111628 - marmiteistasty (01/14/2014) [-]
k
if thats what you think, but there'd be nothing to solve if im dead.
pointless argument is pointless. you shouldn't be wasting your time on a faggot like me
User avatar #111592 to #111588 - ScottP (01/14/2014) [-]
It's only when we're on the verge of the end that the fires of hope light up in our eyes
User avatar #111582 to #111581 - derpityhurr (01/14/2014) [-]
Wait till youre 80
User avatar #111596 to #111585 - danield ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
So why you gonna kill yourself, im not gonna tell you to not do it i just want to know
User avatar #111601 to #111596 - marmiteistasty (01/14/2014) [-]
killing is fantastic.
User avatar #111603 to #111601 - danield ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
"killing is fantastic"

Like the idea of you killing yourself is fantastic or the idea of seeing people on liveleak getting their heads chopped off fantastic?
User avatar #111604 to #111603 - marmiteistasty (01/14/2014) [-]
both. attempted murder, fantastic. suicide, also fantastic.
User avatar #111608 to #111604 - danield ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
So you don't have any emotional feelings when you think about death

So if you want to die you obviously don't give a shit about any person, like anyone because if their is anyone you like you don't give a fuck about them or hurting them
User avatar #111609 to #111608 - marmiteistasty (01/14/2014) [-]
oh, i mean to hurt them. they hurt me first, after all, isn't it just fair to hurt them back?
User avatar #111612 to #111609 - danield ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
So every person you loved hurt you? So your friends, mom, dad, dogs, cousins, gardners they all fucked you over enough that you have to kill yourself?
User avatar #111613 to #111612 - marmiteistasty (01/14/2014) [-]
like they would give a shit.
actually, i meant to kill them. "attempted murder" family, at least.
it would just be so exciting
User avatar #111615 to #111613 - danield ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
So its enough to throw your life away? Probably spend the rest of your life in jail
User avatar #111616 to #111615 - marmiteistasty (01/14/2014) [-]
can't lock up a dead dude
User avatar #111620 to #111616 - danield ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
And what about their family,friends,pets? they are obviously gonna get hurt or you are gonna spread more misery
#111625 to #111620 - marmiteistasty (01/14/2014) [-]
okay, i guess you're right about me not giving a fuck.
okay, i guess you're right about me not giving a fuck.
User avatar #111629 to #111625 - danield ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Yeah that tends to happen m8

I tried to commit suicide twice actually my first time was when i lost my son he was stillborn and the 2nd time i got back from deployment

You should take the time to think about what will happen to the people you are gonna hurt
User avatar #111632 to #111629 - marmiteistasty (01/14/2014) [-]
yeah, i've given it quite a lot of thought. anyway, i should go. see ya.
User avatar #111605 to #111604 - marmiteistasty (01/14/2014) [-]
had a great time.
#111580 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
how do I be as alpha as I was in this picture?
User avatar #111717 to #111580 - advicedude (01/14/2014) [-]
wait a sec are you trying to fool me again
User avatar #111720 to #111717 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
nah m8e
User avatar #111723 to #111720 - advicedude (01/14/2014) [-]
Most online talking is creepy unless you're not on good terms with the person in reality. I'd talk to her in person more. And shave the neck beard.
User avatar #111724 to #111723 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
no dude I'm pretty sure she's already on my D just look at that conversation
User avatar #111726 to #111725 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
bitches on my dick cuz i look like based god
#111685 to #111580 - anonymous (01/14/2014) [-]
You failed at wheeling a fucking gook gg theo you asshead
User avatar #111687 to #111685 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
teoberry pls
#111688 to #111687 - anonymous (01/14/2014) [-]
hahahah nigger
User avatar #111679 to #111580 - misticalz ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
ur le trolling rite
User avatar #111680 to #111679 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
why would I be trolling ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)
User avatar #111667 to #111580 - pringlez (01/14/2014) [-]
Not to be a dick but do you honestly feel that pic is alpha?
User avatar #111669 to #111667 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
she clearly wanted my D but I was holding back
User avatar #111670 to #111669 - pringlez (01/14/2014) [-]
I hate sounding like a dick to people but I seriously can't tell if you're trolling or just plain stupid.
User avatar #111572 - leesintomebitches (01/13/2014) [-]
I have a Laptop with these specs :
Processor Intel(R) Core(TM) i3 CPU M 330 @ 2.13GHz
Manufacturer Intel
Speed 2.1 GHz
Number of Cores 4
Video Card ATI Mobility Radeon HD 5470
Manufacturer ATI
Chipset ATI Mobility Radeon HD 5470
Dedicated Memory 1.0 GB
Total Memory 2.7 GB
Memory 4.0 GB
Operating System Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium Edition Service Pack 1 (build 7601), 64-bit
Service Pack 1
Size 64 Bit
Edition Home Premium
Display Maximum Resolution 1366 x 768
Size 451.0 GB
Free 203.7 GB
Any game recomendations???
User avatar #111719 to #111572 - advicedude (01/14/2014) [-]
all the halflife
User avatar #111718 to #111572 - advicedude (01/14/2014) [-]
Skyrim on low, maybe medium.
User avatar #111573 to #111572 - smashingkills (01/13/2014) [-]
I think the Fallout games could run on that:

Starbound
Terraria
Don't Starve
Binding of Isaac
Hotline Miami
User avatar #111576 to #111573 - leesintomebitches (01/13/2014) [-]
i bought the laptop for approx 864.935199 dollars. Do you think its worth it??
User avatar #111696 to #111576 - iridium (01/14/2014) [-]
Shit I bought something just a bit below that refurbished for half that price.

LoL and TF2 run perfectly for me at near highest settings. I don't play much else.
User avatar #111598 to #111576 - heraske (01/14/2014) [-]
When buying a laptop, you don't get what you pay for.

Same goes for macs.
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User avatar #111565 - ScottP (01/13/2014) [-]
Does anyone here believe in fate, destiny, or true love?
User avatar #111744 to #111565 - dashunicorn (01/14/2014) [-]
it really kind of depends on your definition of fate and destiny. True love I do think is 100% undoubtedly real. I do not however believe that there is only one true love for each individual person. if that were the case then logically about 0% of all people would find happiness. XKCD did a really nice "What If?" on this subject
User avatar #111569 to #111565 - smashingkills (01/13/2014) [-]
True love, I believe in. The rest, nope.
User avatar #111575 to #111569 - ScottP (01/13/2014) [-]
Do you believe that when you find that person you are destined for, that you'll know if it's true love or not?
User avatar #111559 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
does anyone know what the fuck is price companion? i see it every fucking where and it's annoying as shit. does anyone know how to disable it? i googled it and asked a few people and i followed their step; but the add-on still didn't go away. also, it's not in my add-ons list for firefox.
#111556 - becefalus (01/13/2014) [-]
I have an autograph of Alexander Wright #81 wider receiver.
I'm not into american football, so how much do you think it'l sell for?
User avatar #111745 to #111556 - dashunicorn (01/14/2014) [-]
i'd say about a half cup
#111721 to #111556 - advicedude (01/14/2014) [-]
Authentic signature of Alexander Wright?
I'll give you 5 bucks.
#111578 to #111556 - anonymous (01/13/2014) [-]
Not a whole lot. He was good but didn't have a long career. Post a pic of the autograph and I can help you more.
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