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User avatar #160076 - alhemicar (10/26/2014) [-]
In case anyone feels like helping me with my maths (trigonometry) homework, proove that:

1) cos(2 * x) - cos(8 * x) + cos(6 * x) = 1
2) [ 1 + cos(4 * x) * sin(4 * x) ] = cos^2(2 * x)
User avatar #160082 to #160076 - grimgrey (10/26/2014) [-]
im pretty sure for #1 = 0
#160084 to #160082 - alhemicar (10/26/2014) [-]
this is from my math textbook

i've also tyeped it into wolfram alpha, it said that cos8x +1 was an alternate form of cos2x + cos6x, but idk how to get that
User avatar #160088 to #160084 - grimgrey (10/26/2014) [-]
whats the answer though?
User avatar #160090 to #160088 - alhemicar (10/26/2014) [-]
shit I'm sorry

it's not really an identity, you're supposed to solve the equation

my fault
User avatar #160091 to #160090 - grimgrey (10/26/2014) [-]
yeah the value of x = 1
User avatar #160092 to #160091 - alhemicar (10/26/2014) [-]
how do you mean 1?

1 Radian? Another program said it was 0 + n*pi
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User avatar #160073 - jokekill (10/26/2014) [-]
Okay i need some advice with learning difficulties and college.
I have learning difficulties, i'm a little asperges and have ADD. I'm not retarded or anything, but there's just some things i need a little extra help on.
I started college at the beginning of September, before enrolling i gave them proof of my disabilities and told them i need help with organisation. They told me i'll be receiving student support, and the college get extra funding for enrolling me so there's no excuse not to.
So i started my course, it's a BTEC so there's no exams, everything is assignment-based. I stayed off on one of the deadline dates, i didn't realize that, that day was a deadline and it was the ONLY day i stayed off, with a chest infection. I was in the rest of the week, even-though i felt that i was dying. I had done the assignment i needed to do, so i tried to give it in the next day and they refused. I had to apply for a re submission but it meant i was capped at a PASS Grading is: Pass, Merit, distinction, ect
So all year, no matter how good my assignments will be, no matter how much effort i make, i will only get a pass mark.
Here's the problem. When this happened, i hadn't heard anything from student support. It was 6 weeks into the course when student support finally got back to me, after inquiring so many times. I told them specifically i would struggle with deadline dates without some extra support. They even gave me 25% extra time on my assignments, so if they had gotten back to me before this happened i would've been fine.
I want to appeal against being capped at a pass, but i'll have to go to the high-up people. Do you think i have a case?
User avatar #160044 - jeezloxxy ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
A buddy of mine told me I should definitely not use my laptop while lying on the bed - said it was going to mess up with the fans and all. I've never had a laptop before so I did a little research and there seems to be some truth to his words, yet I'm not entirely sure if it really is as dangerous as it sounds.
Am I going to have problems with my laptop if I use it on the bed for more than 2-3 hours a day?
User avatar #160071 to #160044 - megasharkman (10/26/2014) [-]
Buy a laptop cooling pad for like $20
User avatar #160074 to #160071 - jeezloxxy ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
Definitely planning to get one, just haven't had the time recently. I'll probably get one this week. Thank you!
User avatar #160068 to #160044 - sugoi ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
Sit with your knees up so there is a channel for airflow.
Balance laptop on thighs and stomach.
No airflow/fan problems.

As long as you don't block the grills at the bottom you're fine. If you're that paranoid go waste some money on those chillpads or something.
User avatar #160075 to #160068 - jeezloxxy ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
Yes, so I've been told, so today when I used it on the bed, I did my best to make sure the grills had space to breathe.
Thank you for your input!
User avatar #160067 to #160044 - focalanemo (10/26/2014) [-]
Yes, the fans are easily blocked on your bed because it is not a flat surface.
Your laptop can overheat and even break after a while.
User avatar #160049 to #160044 - makotoitou (10/26/2014) [-]
dog food
User avatar #160030 - mondominiman (10/26/2014) [-]
Why does my older cat attack the new kitten? He's not that much older, around 6-7 months old and the new kitten is maybe around 1 month. When we first brought the new cat in it was obvious that he didn't like him because he was hissing at him which we expected but after a few hours they got to playing so I assumed they were fine with each other. Now all of a sudden the older cat keeps chasing down the little one and biting him The little one keeps going back to him too to play so maybe it's a two way thing? . I heard it had to do something with dominance but both are neutered. We try to keep them separate whenever were away or at night.
User avatar #160069 to #160030 - sugoi ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
Sexual frustration.
User avatar #160062 to #160030 - foreveranonymous (10/26/2014) [-]
They could definitely be playing. If the older cat was threatened he'd make it very obvious, both physically and audibly.
Something similar happened when my parents took in a stray cat about 23 years ago. The other kittens were brother and sister, and didn't get along with the newbie. So, my dad rubbed them together to mix their scents, so they all smelled the same. The cats got along better after that. It's possible that the new cat smells funny to the older one, and he doesn't like it
#160036 to #160030 - baitdoesnttalkback (10/26/2014) [-]
biting is like playing. you can tell if its getting hardcore if theres loud screetching as they bite.

no cat should be dominant. you should establish dominance. assert control over cats. they should be your dormant little bitches. you fucking end them if they dont fall in line
#160029 - swiggityswooty (10/26/2014) [-]
ok i went full spaghetti today, not only did i not tell my crush i liked her at a party, but i kissed another chick right in front of her. wtf is wrong with me, im not usually this awkward
#160121 to #160029 - genericnewfag (10/26/2014) [-]
go for the girl you kissed there's probably a better chance
go for the girl you kissed there's probably a better chance
#160123 to #160121 - swiggityswooty (10/26/2014) [-]
nah shes a hoe
User avatar #160070 to #160029 - sugoi ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
Wtf is wrong with you.
User avatar #160032 to #160029 - megasharkman (10/26/2014) [-]
Are you friends with your crush? Kissing another girl in front of her will probably help anyway, so don't worry about that.
#160033 to #160032 - swiggityswooty (10/26/2014) [-]
more or less, im not good with wimen
User avatar #160034 to #160033 - megasharkman (10/26/2014) [-]
You kissed some girl so you can't be that bad. Maybe your crush was jealous. Don't tell your crush about your feelings. Just do what you did with the other girl and stop putting pressure on yourself. There's always a hotter girl. Always do your best not to care about a girl at first. The less you care. The better you'll be.
#160114 to #160034 - anonymous (10/26/2014) [-]
this is horrible advice... I was really interested in a guy and he kept blowing me off. So I told him to go fuck himself because I didn't want to play shitty games like that. Now he occasionally texts and asks how I'm doing but I don't care. It's not okay to play with someones emotions just to "get the upper hand" or whatever.
User avatar #160251 to #160114 - megasharkman (10/27/2014) [-]
I'm not telling anyone to play mind games. It's just good not to care about a girl until you know that she is worth caring about.
#160043 to #160034 - zombieman (10/26/2014) [-]
I'm not entirely sure that is good advice...
#160052 to #160043 - xlordsmithx (10/26/2014) [-]
actually it's quiet great advice:
If you invest more in yourself, than in others... chances are others are attracted to you.
User avatar #160028 - huntergriff ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
So if I get lasik surgery, will I lose my eyesight?
#160150 to #160028 - anonymous (10/26/2014) [-]
Due to chronic masturbation addiction, yes. That'll happen regardless of someone death-raying your cornea though.
User avatar #160016 - hwangw (10/26/2014) [-]
I'm having to write a comparison of Nietzsche’s ethical system seen in Beyond Good and Evil with Martin Luther King, Jr.’s system seen in Letter from Birmingham Jail for ethics class. But I can barely understand what Nietzsche is saying and neither of the readings seem to have much to do with ethics or morals. I'm trying to just bs my way through it but I can't even tell if I'm writing the correct paper anymore. Can anybody help explain this to me? Or maybe read what I have so far and tell me if I'm on the right track?
User avatar #160005 - mondominiman (10/26/2014) [-]
Is it bad to drink a 5 hour energy or something right when you get up. I want to set up a schedule so I can get up 3-4 hours before work and do everything, workout, cook, clean, masturbate get ready for work. I know my body will get used to the odd hours eventually but getting up in the morning is so damn hard when your tucked away in a cozy ass blanket. That way in the afternoon I can focus on studying and not have to worry about everything else
User avatar #160019 to #160005 - megasharkman (10/26/2014) [-]
Apples. They have a little caffeine, and they're healthier.
User avatar #160017 to #160005 - advicedude (10/26/2014) [-]
I've lived a life without the need for caffine. Sure I'm a bit tired than most people, but as long as you have a consistant schedule, you should be fine.
User avatar #160011 to #160005 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (10/26/2014) [-]
Five Hour Energy works differently for most people.
I would suggest taking half a bottle and see where it takes you.

Otherwise, instead of taking a Five Hour Energy in the morning, you could work out a bit.
It's cheaper and will wake you up faster.
Simple push-ups will do.

You just need motivation, honestly.
Not energy. Energy will come with motivation.
User avatar #160007 to #160005 - sineztro (10/26/2014) [-]
Try gaming for a half an hour as soon as you wake up. It engages your brain and helps keep you up
User avatar #160008 to #160007 - mondominiman (10/26/2014) [-]
If it's not within the next few minutes after I wake up then I'll just either fall back to sleep instantly or convince myself I can still do everything later and the cycle repeats. I'm not big on coffee so what other things wake you up almost instantly that way I can have it right next to me when I get up
User avatar #160009 to #160008 - sineztro (10/26/2014) [-]
Taking a not cold but not HOT shower get me up since I live in a drom and have to walk to my shower. Also eating breakfast helps a lot
User avatar #160002 - ihaveablackfrend (10/26/2014) [-]
Is it weird to have a blood fetish? I mean like when girls spread fake blood all over themselves usually for cosplay, I get the biggest rager. don't turn this into a sick period blood joke
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User avatar #160031 to #160002 - megasharkman (10/26/2014) [-]
There are much weirder ones. Arachnid porn is a thing. People even pip pap their tally whack to like 700 pound whales eating butter. At least yours is metal.
User avatar #160015 to #160002 - makotoitou (10/26/2014) [-]
That shit kinda works for me since yanderes cause my hips to move on their own, but actual blood is gross. Keep it in the 2D realm or roleplay and we good.
User avatar #160014 to #160002 - alexanderburns ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
All fetishes are weird. Abnormal is in the definition of the word.
User avatar #160003 to #160002 - axeul ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
Well at least you can love your woman every day of the month

hue
In all seriousness I'd say it is weird, it's not common and it seems a strange thing to get off to for me but whatever floats your boat. As long as you're not going around cutting people up to fap to their blood who cares?
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User avatar #160000 to #159998 - makotoitou (10/26/2014) [-]
because new pokemon soon
User avatar #159999 to #159998 - nigalthornberry (10/26/2014) [-]
Why should you?
#159991 - anonymous (10/26/2014) [-]
Do people actually look better as the day goes on?
User avatar #159992 to #159991 - sugoi ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
Depends on what you do.
That is a silly question.
#159969 - anonymous (10/25/2014) [-]
Is it ok if I ignore my friend/crush for some time to see if she will ever start a convo with me? 'Cause 'tll I have to be the one who starts the chat every fucking time... (of course she might just be shy and think I'm mad at her, but idk she doesn't seem like the girl that wouldn't chat with someone when she wants to)
User avatar #160018 to #159969 - advicedude (10/26/2014) [-]
NOPE! like, a few days sure, but don't seem cold hearted.
User avatar #160001 to #159969 - yakubkiller (10/26/2014) [-]
slowly pull your denim down & ask if she enjoys the angle of the dangle.
User avatar #159986 to #159969 - nigalthornberry (10/26/2014) [-]
Girls love it when the guy texts them first because it shows interest

Unless its something where she clearly hates you
#159980 to #159969 - genericnewfag (10/26/2014) [-]
if she was into you she would talk to you
if she was into you she would talk to you
User avatar #159993 to #159980 - sugoi ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
genericnewfag and you're the only one giving good advice.
If anon listened to any of them, she's just gunna see him as a needy weirdo.
#159979 to #159969 - jushius (10/25/2014) [-]
sure! ignore her and let someone else move in on your prize!
never give up, anon
User avatar #159970 to #159969 - focalanemo (10/25/2014) [-]
Don't ignore people
#159959 - anonymous (10/25/2014) [-]
Okay I need some help, I'm in my last year of school and I've never had a boyfriend (I'm a girl) and I don't want to leave school having never had one because everyone I've said this to is like " ....WOW.... That's really sad....". I'm a little socially awkward and I don't know many single guys. All the ones I do know are part of a group that I'm trying to avoid because the main person of said group is an ass. Can one of you please tell me a quick easy way to get a boyfriend that doesn't make me come across as a slut. (I'm about a 6/10 just so you know all the facts)
#160247 to #159959 - anonymous (10/27/2014) [-]
find a guy you actually could see yourself spending your life with
date him

don't be an ass and just date to date.
User avatar #160020 to #159959 - advicedude (10/26/2014) [-]
This happens to guys and no body bats an eye? Why should you be any different. Being in a relationship isn't something everyone needs, it's more of a social norm.
#160115 to #160020 - anonymous (10/26/2014) [-]
jesus christ she just wants help on getting a boyfriend. Don't pull the double standard shit just because she's a girl. No body wants to be alone
#160013 to #159959 - ilikelizards (10/26/2014) [-]
Do ya really want a boyfriend for yourself or to show them that you have one?

Also highschool relationships have a good 5% of still existing a year after you graduate, dont be too concerned about it
User avatar #160006 to #159959 - mondominiman (10/26/2014) [-]
Hit up the quiet guys, they're usually shy and would appreciate you more since they don't have the stones to try to talk to another girl. They might be a bit weird, don't be freaked out if they go to some neckbeard website like funnyjunk.
User avatar #160004 to #159959 - ihaveablackfrend (10/26/2014) [-]
Start dressing up more that you usually do to school. That doesn't mean look more like a slut, I mean take time to make your hair look nice in the morning, save nice clothes for school and social events The biggest turn off I remember from school is when girls showed up in sweat pants and a t-shirt , and make-up (optional). It may sound a little sexist, but damn do guys take notice of a change in your appearance.

if you're planning to go to college, a boyfriend may not be the best thing right now given that this is your last year. Your hypothetical boyfriend and yourself are probably going to separate after going to different colleges. Happened to me.
User avatar #159987 to #159959 - nigalthornberry (10/26/2014) [-]
Don't fucking go for the quick and easy shit it's just no bueno

Take your time and find someone you truly like and don't avoid them just because they have a weird friend or two

Some people date alot and others just get the one instantly, its something that comes naturally in life
User avatar #159981 to #159959 - genericnewfag (10/26/2014) [-]
it won't make you look like a slut, it will make you look like a massive bitch.
User avatar #159962 to #159959 - drastronomy (10/25/2014) [-]
talk to single guys

If you really are a 6/10 then it is impossible for guys to consider you creepy, regardless of their attractiveness.

If you cannot find any single guys, you are looking the wrong places. There are tons, everywhere. If none at your school suit your desires, find some activity to do that involves a group of people - like a sport or a hobby-group
#159966 to #159962 - anonymous (10/25/2014) [-]
I've tried talking to guys but they never really show any interest which was fine until this year. How do I talk to them in a way that'll make them see me as somewhat girlfriend material
#160053 to #159966 - xlordsmithx (10/26/2014) [-]
Well... that's pretty easy. Men are attracted to women who look better than themselfs...
if i'm a 5/10 and i'm looking at a 4/10 chances are i'm not attracted. But still... if this 4/10 is funny, shows off... maybe i'm interested. I realy cant recall this to be true for everyone. But it is for me...

Buuut.... you realy wanne get a bf one year from graduation? that sounds... well not thought through... ;) well.. you might want to consider fucking around...
User avatar #159971 to #159966 - drastronomy (10/25/2014) [-]
Talk to them, then give them a hug when you leave. If you make it seem like you are interested in one of them, it is common that they become interested too. I cannot tell you how many times i, at least, have started liking a girl just because she showed what i thought of as signs of interest. If that fails, try to talk via some sort of social media. It tends to help the guys if they are somewhat shy or socially awkward.
#159975 to #159971 - anonymous (10/25/2014) [-]
Ok I'll try that thanks man
User avatar #159977 to #159975 - drastronomy (10/25/2014) [-]
np, and good luck. Hope it helps
User avatar #159974 to #159971 - drastronomy (10/25/2014) [-]
Also, forgot to say - just get involved in what they are saying, and share personal experiences. Just have a normal conversation - as long as you seem interested in what they are saying, it works
User avatar #159965 to #159962 - drastronomy (10/25/2014) [-]
or

try to hang out with the single guys at your school, and if main guy turns bothersome, tell him how much of a fag he is, then leave. He will probably me made fun of for being a sperglord
#159967 to #159965 - anonymous (10/25/2014) [-]
I go to an all girl school
User avatar #159968 to #159967 - drastronomy (10/25/2014) [-]
whoops

misinterpereted your comment. Hang out with the single guys you KNOW, then do the same shit
#159973 to #159968 - anonymous (10/25/2014) [-]
but when I talk to them they're never interested
#159947 - anonymous (10/25/2014) [-]
I need some help here.
So I am texting with a girl for quite some time now, our situation is rather complicated and all and i don't want to go into great detail here so I am cutting the information.
She may think I asked her out but I didn't realize that and now she isn't answering.
It went like this:
-random conversation-
"I am at a friends house right now, are you free this evening?"
"Sure!"
"good"
I may be overthinking this but need to hear some thoughts.
User avatar #160021 to #159947 - advicedude (10/26/2014) [-]
Just call her or see her in person and start a completely new converstaion. Don't dwell on it and see if a similar situation arises, and fix it.
User avatar #159988 to #159947 - nigalthornberry (10/26/2014) [-]
I don't understand the issue
#160051 to #159988 - anonymous (10/26/2014) [-]
Okay I am trying to explain it better.
We were texting - I didn't have time anymore cause I was busy - asked her if she's free in the evening, I meant for texting. Didn't realize that I was asking her out. Text her a few hours later about some really random shit - still not realizing what I did - she doesn't answer - few hours later finally understand what she (probably) thought.
User avatar #159949 to #159947 - drastronomy (10/25/2014) [-]
what are you saying

how is this a problem

you can get a score
#159950 to #159949 - anonymous (10/25/2014) [-]
I asked her like 6 hours ago and only realized it now. The evening is over, I fucked up.
User avatar #159951 to #159950 - drastronomy (10/25/2014) [-]
Tell her you your phone died and your parents/ family came for a surprise visit, and that you are sorry for not being able to tell her, but that you can do something tomorrow
#159952 to #159951 - anonymous (10/25/2014) [-]
The thing is, I already texted her after this, thinking everything was alright and she understood me the way I meant it. So to be exact, I asked her if the dishes were clean now after "i asked her out"
User avatar #159953 to #159952 - drastronomy (10/25/2014) [-]
Ok. So everything is fine now? If not, tell the truth. It is often the best choice
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User avatar #159955 to #159954 - drastronomy (10/25/2014) [-]
ah

then just tell the truth, bro
but, if she seems flustered, say you can go out another time
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#159960 to #159958 - drastronomy (10/25/2014) [-]
np, even though it is worth next to nothing...i am completely inexperienced with talking to romantic interests
#159972 to #159960 - minutes ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
Me neither man. She's like the first girl I have no problem texting with, but it's really complicated as already said isn't it always complicated?

Advice isn't about your personal success, it's about the fact that you are trying to help, that you are listening, mostly. You're doing good work and I am sure we will someday get lucky too.
User avatar #159937 - weirdvintagegirl (10/25/2014) [-]
I need assistance, /advice/. I've liked my friend Logan for a year and a half now. He's the sweetest, kindest, most handsome and talented guy I know. However, last year when I told him I liked him, he told me he didn't feel the same way. Obviously I was upset. I really hoped I'd have a chance with him since we have so much in common. But later he met this girl named Ali and they started to date. As much as Logan liked her, she was not a nice girl and was always jealous and catty. She also had something out for me. She was convinced I was always trying to break them, that I was out to get her, etc. I would NEVER do that. Eventually she broke up with Logan, and he was glad because he is sick of her shit. She's tried to get back together with him multiple times but he won't go for it. And just 2 weeks ago she told me she hated me. I have done nothing - I don't talk to her or anything. Anyway, I learned the reason that Logan doesn't want to date me is because he's scared we'll end up like he and Ali did. The thing is, I would never be jealous or catty like that!! I care about Logan so much and I could never, ever hurt him. My affection for him is so strong and everyone tells me he also liked (stil likes? who knows) me, but it doesn't sound like he wants to go for it. It's causing me a lot of heartbreak. It feels awful to want something you can't have so strongly. I've never cared about a boy as much as I do him. I'm so sad and confused about all this. I don't know what to do.
User avatar #160022 to #159937 - advicedude (10/26/2014) [-]
Share your true feelings and ask him out.
User avatar #160010 to #159937 - ihaveablackfrend (10/26/2014) [-]
If you think he's refusing to take action, but you know he is interested in you. Then take action yourself. Invite him to a movie, dinner, or just to hang out; preferably just the two of you, but if it would make it more comfortable to bring friends too, then do just that.

New years is coming up, that's always a GREAT opportunity to kiss him
User avatar #160083 to #160010 - weirdvintagegirl (10/26/2014) [-]
We are going on a trip to Europe next summer with school (hopefully he goes, anyway - I have all my money raised and he's only got a little bit) and I'm really keeping my fingers crossed I can go the cliche romantic route and kiss him under the Eiffel Tower when we're in Paris.
User avatar #160078 to #160010 - weirdvintagegirl (10/26/2014) [-]
I did invite him to go to the theatre with me next weekend. Hopefully he'll say yes.
#160080 to #159983 - weirdvintagegirl (10/26/2014) [-]
We went to our school's 1920s-themed prom together last year as friends. It was super awkward for me because he'd just started dating his ex then. Not the best picture of him (or me either) but here he is.
User avatar #160077 to #159983 - weirdvintagegirl (10/26/2014) [-]
Believe me, I've tried. He's just so dreamy. I would share a picture of him but I don't know if he'd want a photo of him out there on websites besides Facebook.
#160117 to #160077 - genericnewfag (10/26/2014) [-]
you can't make someone love you
you can't make someone love you
User avatar #159942 to #159937 - zarnvendk ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
where did you find out that Logan didn't want to date you because he was afraid? it sounds really odd and you should consider whether or not it might just be an exuse because it's difficult to tell people that you're not interested. On the other hand if it really is the case you should try to go talk about it with some of his male friends or even try to talk to him directly. I would have told you to try and get over him but ill be the first to acknowledge that love works in stupid and inconvenient ways. Hope it helps
User avatar #159961 to #159942 - weirdvintagegirl (10/25/2014) [-]
My best friend Kameron, who's also Logan's best friend, told me. It does sound odd, doesn't it? Either way, I'm really sad he doesn't wish to date me. He calls me beautiful all the time and tells me how wonderful I am but all it does is hurt me.
User avatar #159941 to #159937 - eejivus (10/25/2014) [-]
That sounds so horrible, I'm sorry for you.

If it's been a year and a half I think that maybe you shouldn't keep your hopes up, I know that it feels like you wanna die but you can't wait him forever. Guys tend to say that stuff when they aren't ready for a relationship. I'm sure he loves you as a friend but you really can't do very much to change his mind. I'm sorry I can't really help you more, but I suggest that you just try to move on no matter how hard it is. You can't just wait and be heartbroken all the time.
User avatar #159963 to #159941 - weirdvintagegirl (10/25/2014) [-]
He's going away to college next summer, too, so I have to do something before he moves away! We do get to go on a trip to Europe with school so I'm hoping something will happen then....but knowing how things work and with my luck, it probably won't. I really want to kiss him at least once before he leaves, just so he knows how much I care about him. I've never kissed anybody before but I really want to with him.
User avatar #159940 to #159937 - drastronomy (10/25/2014) [-]
i know that feel...

The best you can do is to ask him once more, and if he denies you, find someone else. I know it is hard, but you seem strong enough. I know i could not handle my crush going out with anyone else...i would probably become a jealous little shitbag and vow to beat the fuck out of him...luckily my crush seems single, but there are a few faggots approaching her...

Anyway, most loves last only about 2 years at most. With time you will find someone else - until then you have to try to remain open. Try to talk to the guys that approach you, whether they seem like bf material or not. It helps a lot to be open minded, and i cannot even begin to tell you how much guys like girls who seem interested in what they are saying.

User avatar #159964 to #159940 - weirdvintagegirl (10/25/2014) [-]
I'm too shy to ask - I told him how I felt in a letter I wrote him. I feel like I can express my words better in written form than out loud, but the best way I can express my feelings is physically....and I don't think I should do that. I don't want to scare him or make him angry or anything. I'm super sensitive and I hate it when people are upset by me so I get really shy and scared.
User avatar #159976 to #159964 - drastronomy (10/25/2014) [-]
Well, if you have not already done so, give him a hug when you leave after school/work/university or whatever. I can tell you this much about guys - as long as the girl is not repulsively ugly, we appreciate physical contact. It heightens self-confidence and gives an all around feel of alpha-ness. It is definitely not something that would make someone angry.
User avatar #159978 to #159976 - weirdvintagegirl (10/25/2014) [-]
Oh, I give him at least 5 or 6 hugs a day. He's the best for hugging. Taller than me (he's maybe 5'9 or so, I'm 5'1), nice and strong....he also lets me touch his butt too. And he's touched mine a few times. It's rad.
User avatar #160072 to #159978 - drastronomy (10/26/2014) [-]
I think you have succeded in expressing yourself physically then,and it would seem he likes you back
#159906 - dehumanizer (10/25/2014) [-]
>tfw no gf

its never ever gonna happen
User avatar #160023 to #159906 - advicedude (10/26/2014) [-]
Don't look for love, you'll never find it.
#160042 to #160023 - dehumanizer (10/26/2014) [-]
Then why does the media try so hard to push it on us all? God fucking damn i hate kikes!
User avatar #160097 to #160042 - advicedude (10/26/2014) [-]
Because as a human in society, it is expected that we all pursue our natural goal: to procreate for the betterment of humankind.
#160100 to #160097 - dehumanizer (10/26/2014) [-]
Fuck i want to get off this feel. There are already over 7 bilions, me not reproducing wont make a big differance. So why do i still want a gf?
User avatar #160101 to #160100 - advicedude (10/26/2014) [-]
Because you're not thinking about yourself. Enjoy your own life for once.
User avatar #159989 to #159906 - nigalthornberry (10/26/2014) [-]
You're not Joshlol so yes you will
#160040 to #159989 - dehumanizer (10/26/2014) [-]
Nah im pritty sure even he had a gf.
User avatar #160045 to #160040 - joshlol (10/26/2014) [-]
what a mistake that was though
#160046 to #160045 - dehumanizer (10/26/2014) [-]
Shut up, normalfag.
User avatar #160047 to #160046 - joshlol (10/26/2014) [-]
>me
>normalfag
aha
#160048 to #160047 - dehumanizer (10/26/2014) [-]
>had a gf
>not a normalfag
User avatar #160050 to #160048 - joshlol (10/26/2014) [-]
I'd take it back if I could
#160054 to #160050 - dehumanizer (10/26/2014) [-]
BUUUT YOOUUU CAAAAaANTTT!
User avatar #160055 to #160054 - joshlol (10/26/2014) [-]
only bad came from it
#160056 to #160055 - dehumanizer (10/26/2014) [-]
like what
User avatar #160057 to #160056 - joshlol (10/26/2014) [-]
I invested my time, money and emotions into someone that would only hurt me
it only set me back
#160058 to #160057 - dehumanizer (10/26/2014) [-]
you didnt listen
User avatar #160059 to #160058 - joshlol (10/26/2014) [-]
do you really agree with that image or do you just want to agree with it?
User avatar #160063 to #160061 - joshlol (10/26/2014) [-]
which brain do you have
#159984 to #159906 - genericnewfag (10/26/2014) [-]
eventually
eventually
#160041 to #159984 - dehumanizer (10/26/2014) [-]
But i dont wanna be no beta provider to some used up whore.
#159912 to #159906 - xlordsmithx (10/25/2014) [-]
Try to stop fapping to porn one month... and tell me again you have no gf.
#159916 to #159912 - dehumanizer (10/25/2014) [-]
If anything thats only gonna make things worse. Are you saying i will get one if i stoped rubbing the rod?
User avatar #159939 to #159916 - drastronomy (10/25/2014) [-]
Actually, yes

3 weeks ago, i had surgery, and had a catheder. I could not fap for a week. On day 4, i started talking to my crush over snapchat. I got the balls (that were the size of softballs at that point) to ask her out. She said yes, although she did not consider it a date, since that they tend to be a bit awkward. It went successfully, and we are hanging out pretty often now. I can see it moving the right way, at least.
#159946 to #159939 - dehumanizer (10/25/2014) [-]
I've asked out my crush 6 times and got rejected erry time. I think stopping will only make me go after her again.
User avatar #159956 to #159946 - drastronomy (10/25/2014) [-]
also you should have stopped after 2

any more is sperglording
#160039 to #159956 - dehumanizer (10/26/2014) [-]
With each rejection my reactions became increasingly violent. Im afraid of beeing the next Elliot Rodger.
User avatar #159948 to #159946 - drastronomy (10/25/2014) [-]
then move the fuck on

the reason you dont have a gf is that you are trying to get with someone who does not like you back. Try someone else.
#160037 to #159948 - dehumanizer (10/26/2014) [-]
But move out to what?
#159921 to #159916 - xlordsmithx (10/25/2014) [-]
Ok ... let me draw you a picture in Days:

Day 1: ok i stop fapping... what a crap
Day 3: wtf, what is this feeling... damnit i must fap!!
Day 8: Grrr damnit i want to fap so hard... i have to do something
Day 15: Fuck it, im going to talk to ... nah damnit i can't
Day 22: Grrr ok fuck it... what can possible go wrong
Day 28: Ok... well she did't want to talk to me... that hurts... but ... i can't fap damnit
Day 30: Ok fuck it i'll do it again ... she looks nice... -> later hmm that was a quiet nice chat with her
Day 32: OMG FINALLY i don't have to talk to women again... fapfapfapfafpapfap
User avatar #159934 to #159921 - awesomerninjathing (10/25/2014) [-]
fuck are you saying lol
#159923 to #159921 - dehumanizer (10/25/2014) [-]
So it will make me want to talk to girls but i'll act even more autisticly?
#159924 to #159923 - xlordsmithx (10/25/2014) [-]
recherche it for yourself... i can only show you the door..
#159926 to #159924 - dehumanizer (10/25/2014) [-]
I have before and it didnt help. I stoped for about 3 months. It was because i was very depressed and suffering from crippling alcoholism, crying and drinking was the main part of my day. Getting back to fapping was a step to normality. AND STILL NO GF!
#159931 to #159926 - xlordsmithx (10/25/2014) [-]
But if i have to be honest... your problem is not not having a gf... it's just a tip of the iceberg. But as i said, i'm not even slightly the right person to give advice about things like this. =/
#159938 to #159933 - xlordsmithx (10/25/2014) [-]
keep it up... :| life sucks sometimes
keep it up... :| life sucks sometimes
#159945 to #159938 - dehumanizer (10/25/2014) [-]
Atleast it will end.
#159928 to #159926 - xlordsmithx (10/25/2014) [-]
have you tried AA?
#159929 to #159928 - xlordsmithx (10/25/2014) [-]
Nah sorry... i don't have any clue what you went through... don't take advice from me ;)
#159930 to #159929 - dehumanizer (10/25/2014) [-]
Well its pritty much over, i've conqured my drining and dont really do it anymore. It was because unrequierd love. >tfw no gf on steroids
#159911 to #159906 - misticalz (10/25/2014) [-]
Yesterday I made my gf cum 9 times
#159914 to #159911 - dehumanizer (10/25/2014) [-]
Yeah sure you did.
#159918 to #159917 - misticalz (10/25/2014) [-]
Nah
My bud just knows.
User avatar #159995 to #159918 - teoberry (10/26/2014) [-]
yeeee nig.
User avatar #159902 - Giganova (10/25/2014) [-]
Okay, so, a friend of mine has a halloween party next week, but I absolutely hate parties. I tried to dodge the question but he called me and I agreed out of panic, so now he expects me to come. But I'm just so scared of going, I don't know what to do. If I call him, he's the type of guy that'll just keep asking why and coming up with reasons why I should still come. If I don't come, he'll call me where I am and the last thing ensue's. If I make something up he'll get suspisious and maybe hold a grudge.

What, the fuck, do I do.
User avatar #159990 to #159902 - nigalthornberry (10/26/2014) [-]
Family emergency
Don't have time to explain
#159985 to #159902 - genericnewfag (10/26/2014) [-]
be stern and say no, fuck off
be stern and say no, fuck off
#159904 to #159902 - xlordsmithx (10/25/2014) [-]
In my opinion you have three possible solutions

#1: Be fucking honest and tell him you fucking hate parties. (but if you tell him this way he will be pissed and never ever invite you to anything.)
#2: Make shit up (that's stupid)
#3: Tell me why you hate parties. Then i will tell you what you can do.
User avatar #159905 to #159904 - Giganova (10/25/2014) [-]
First of all, I am socially awkward as hell, and I mean really fucking shy. There will be only 3 people there that I know, and not even good friends. I'm so, so bad at making new friends or chatting with strangers, that I mostly just stand somewhere waiting for it to be over.
#159908 to #159905 - xlordsmithx (10/25/2014) [-]
Hmm ok ^^ fuck it i retyped this 3 times...

Think about it: Do you like beeing shy? Don't you hate it to avoid beeing at gatherings like this? Shouldn't it beeing fun meeting new people... get to know them a bit... and if you like them hang out with them... if you have the feeling, he or she is all about things you don't care about... well ... toss them away ^^

Ok now to my possible solution:
Go there... have a drink ( i hope your legal) meet 2-3 new people... ask what they like to do ... try to sort them out... if you like one, he might be like you and he kinda likes you and your interests... ( same or different gender)... try to make it a game... sort them out... and btw don't drink that fucking much ;)
User avatar #159909 to #159908 - Giganova (10/25/2014) [-]
Thanks, ofcourse I'm legal and I don't drink that much, but I thank you alot for your advise, I'll try to remember it when I'm going there.
#159910 to #159909 - xlordsmithx (10/25/2014) [-]
yay my Karmalvl just doubled... keep your head up ;) hope you have fun
User avatar #159899 - derpityhurr (10/25/2014) [-]
is it bad that my shits have been sludge for the past month
User avatar #160024 to #159899 - advicedude (10/26/2014) [-]
Eat more fiber.
User avatar #160012 to #159899 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (10/26/2014) [-]
You could be sick.
Either that or it could just be a bad diet, man.
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User avatar #160025 to #159894 - advicedude (10/26/2014) [-]
Have you talked to any advisors?
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User avatar #159897 to #159894 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (10/25/2014) [-]
They're great for while you're going to college.
It shows that you're striving for more.
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User avatar #159893 - atonial (10/25/2014) [-]
Alright, /advice/, I have never been good at sticking with anything, an I've been labelled as a quitter, but so far, my favorite thing to learn was martial arts more specifically, kickboxing and kempo karate . I would like to get into a martial art that was more "modern," as in, used by a military at some point in the past 30 years. I've been looking into Krav Maga or Systema which is what I am leaning towards I also own some military surplus Army and Marine hand-to-hand combat manuals that I've been reading/testing with friends. I would like to know which one I should get involved in, I'm looking for something efficient and will help me get physically fit.

TL;DR: should I take Krav Maga or Systema, or is there a better option for martial arts that are usable, but unique enough for someone to not know my moves?
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