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#124216 - anonymous (03/27/2014) [-]
If I started dating someone from my school, who moved from another city to study here and lives in a dorm type apartment, what are the odds I could get her to live with me? This may be a very bad idea, but from what I know, it would make her life a lot easier, since she has to take a part time job to pay rent + food etc.

Also, I'm only 17, and so is she, but by the time this school ends, we'll both be 19. I also still live with my family, but we have a really big house.
#124219 to #124216 - anonymous (03/27/2014) [-]
Don't
#124210 - mintaj (03/27/2014) [-]
Yo people of funnyjunk. A friend of mine asked me to translate an email for him, since he is completely lame when it comes to english ...but i'm no better.
Could you tell me please, if such sentence is correct, or if it is complete felony commited on english language?
"We're highly interested in starting a possible cooperation with your company, leaving the precise form and conditions up to you."
User avatar #124211 to #124210 - megavoir (03/27/2014) [-]
that makes sense, yes
#124215 to #124211 - mintaj (03/27/2014) [-]
thanks
User avatar #124209 - infamoustrapper (03/27/2014) [-]
I'm confused. Do you not ask people out by saying "Do you want to go out with me?" anymore? Because like 5 months ago I did that and they were like "What do you mean?" and I was so taken aback by that question that I was just like "ummm what do you mean what do you mean???" and it went back and forth till I just walked away. On monday I asked a different girl out and she again asked what I meant. "Do you mean like the two of us go into a public place and have fun together?" what the fuck kind of question is that???? so I was like you could say that. then she said she was busy this weekend but next weekend we could hang out. But it's like weird....before if you asked someone out they would be like omg yes dating but now it's like it doesn't even mean anything. Nothing changed. I'm so confused
User avatar #124228 to #124209 - awesomerninjathing (03/27/2014) [-]
it's "will you be my girlfriend?"

I know it's stupid but meh
User avatar #124233 to #124228 - teoberry (03/27/2014) [-]
That sounds really awkward and autistic.
User avatar #124234 to #124233 - awesomerninjathing (03/27/2014) [-]
but that's what it is lol
#124213 to #124209 - tiredofannon (03/27/2014) [-]
Apparently its now, "Do you want to get a couple of drinks?" because I asked a female acquaintance that. I literally only wanted drinks but it somehow became my asking her out and our first date. All I wanted was to drink some sours and talk to someone who has some of the same classes as I do.
User avatar #124212 to #124209 - megavoir (03/27/2014) [-]
maybe chicks just don't like you, man
User avatar #124261 to #124212 - infamoustrapper (03/27/2014) [-]
r00d. at least she technically said yes
User avatar #124271 to #124261 - megavoir (03/28/2014) [-]
good for you
you gonna drop this one after a while, too?
User avatar #124273 to #124271 - infamoustrapper (03/28/2014) [-]
probably. 2scared4commitment
#124274 to #124273 - megavoir (03/28/2014) [-]
Don't be a bitch.
You didn't even tell me happy birthday.
I remembered yours.
User avatar #124279 to #124274 - infamoustrapper (03/28/2014) [-]
oops. when was your birthday???
User avatar #124280 to #124279 - megavoir (03/28/2014) [-]
Yesterday
User avatar #124319 to #124280 - infamoustrapper (03/28/2014) [-]
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User avatar #124325 to #124319 - megavoir (03/28/2014) [-]
gg kid
User avatar #124229 to #124212 - awesomerninjathing (03/27/2014) [-]
you're such a bitch
User avatar #124208 - lorkhan (03/27/2014) [-]
How and why do people become mods? Is there some requirement for one to qualify as a mod?
User avatar #124180 - qwertyjr (03/27/2014) [-]
I don't know where else to post this but how do I make a comp to post on fj?
User avatar #124204 to #124180 - Rei (03/27/2014) [-]
Gather information or facts together to post, then put them into an image with relevant pictures.

Here is an example:
www.funnyjunk.com/M1+Abrams+Facts+Compilation/funny-pictures/5002603/

It's not really complicated.
User avatar #124183 to #124180 - faithrider ONLINE (03/27/2014) [-]
nevermind. i lost the links. addy sent out a link to two users content that explained it really well.... you could ask peanutbitter he's the one who made one of them, no idea how to find it thugh (but i have the almighty power to summon him)
User avatar #124191 to #124183 - peanutbitter (03/27/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/Compilation+Guide/funny-pictures/5003557/

this is the one i made a little while back. hope it helps
User avatar #124193 to #124191 - peanutbitter (03/27/2014) [-]
qwertyjr
User avatar #124195 to #124193 - faithrider ONLINE (03/27/2014) [-]
why do you has chevron on name? i thought those had to do with mod levels, but your name isn't orange...
#124196 to #124195 - peanutbitter (03/27/2014) [-]
it is orange. it's just pussy orange because i'm only a level one mod. see?
User avatar #124194 to #124193 - qwertyjr (03/27/2014) [-]
thx Breezy
User avatar #124187 to #124183 - qwertyjr (03/27/2014) [-]
thx 4 trying tho bruh
User avatar #124182 to #124180 - faithrider ONLINE (03/27/2014) [-]
there are a couple of comps that explain that. give me a minute or two, i''ll see if i can find one
User avatar #124181 to #124180 - misticalz (03/27/2014) [-]
yoU DONt
Cuz comps are fucking saturating the front page, and it isn't OC at all, I could look up facts if I wanted too, stop spamming the FP with pointless bullshti lmao
User avatar #124186 to #124181 - qwertyjr (03/27/2014) [-]
Aight, I'll find something else to post as OC.
User avatar #124188 to #124186 - misticalz (03/27/2014) [-]
coll brah
User avatar #124185 to #124181 - awesomerninjathing (03/27/2014) [-]
bro im still rollin hahahahah
User avatar #124190 to #124185 - misticalz (03/27/2014) [-]
rollin dat kush bruh
User avatar #124192 to #124190 - awesomerninjathing (03/27/2014) [-]
Aloe Blacc- The Man im still slappin this song in the whip bruhfam
User avatar #124184 to #124181 - awesomerninjathing (03/27/2014) [-]
lmao u got him bro hahahahahah shit niqqa
#124177 - hawaiianhappysauce (03/27/2014) [-]
Ok, Google has done it again. I type in the address You need to login to view this link and I get this. Is this Google being gay as usual? Or is this somehow in the settings.
User avatar #124205 to #124177 - Rei (03/27/2014) [-]
are you using proxies or something?
User avatar #124198 to #124177 - mondominiman (03/27/2014) [-]
Try typing in www.google.co.uk. it's sends you to an english version. There check your account since your language setting might be changing to chinese?
User avatar #124202 to #124198 - hawaiianhappysauce (03/27/2014) [-]
I found out how to fix it, but in order to change it you must MAKE A FUCKING GOOGLE ACCOUNT. I FUCKING KNEW IT. It's another way for google to force google + on your ass. Fuck google I"m using bing now.
User avatar #124203 to #124202 - mondominiman (03/27/2014) [-]
Do it, bing also pays you so there's that. Their layout looks nicer and they don't shove "suggested links" down your throat with each search
User avatar #124200 to #124198 - hawaiianhappysauce (03/27/2014) [-]
I never changed any settings though.
User avatar #124201 to #124200 - mondominiman (03/27/2014) [-]
Shit happens. My PC changes from a dynamic Ip to a static Ip even though I never touched the thing
#124179 to #124177 - hawaiianhappysauce (03/27/2014) [-]
And even YouTube is weird. YouTube is owned by Google, and we all know how Google fucked it up...
User avatar #124161 - buttacnetwo (03/27/2014) [-]
Walking into my last 2 years of highschool and I'm kinda discouraged in finding a girlfriend. I didn't think it was a problem till a good majority of my friends got gfs. I know getting a gf isnt too important right now but seeing them make out everywhere kinda makes me want to find a gf. Im fat and my jokes aren't for everyone . Advice?
User avatar #124199 to #124161 - mondominiman (03/27/2014) [-]
I don't see why people need a gf so much. I had one in high school sure but it wasn't all that great. Last time I put in effort to get one was because I was bored, I didn't have any real feelings for her. I know what you mean though with the friends thing. A buddy of mine that is similar to me has a gf. Now I don't really want to be an asshole but she is on the heavy set side and since then he's been turning more into a little bitch with "feelings" and a different sense of humor How do I know, he got offended at a joke HE used to say before . He's blown off plans with friends plenty of times so they can watch tv together.
User avatar #124178 to #124161 - hawaiianhappysauce (03/27/2014) [-]
Stop being fat.
#124170 to #124161 - awesomerninjathing (03/27/2014) [-]
this guy got her, you'll find someone eventually
#124167 to #124161 - awesomerninjathing (03/27/2014) [-]
just be confident and work out

you're the most important person in your life. talk to everyone. touch everyone when you talk to them (light touching such as handshake/props or pat on the back works), it gives a serotonin boost or some shit

just be the guy everyone wants to be with. dress well too.

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User avatar #127540 to #124167 - garymotherfingoak (04/14/2014) [-]
theres a few standing flaws in this.
User avatar #124164 to #124161 - muzzayduzzay (03/27/2014) [-]
find a fat chick with a weird sense of humour. then you can spend all your time making out, eating delicious food, and making tasteless jokes =]
User avatar #124168 to #124164 - awesomerninjathing (03/27/2014) [-]
>delicious food
>tasteless jokes

lol
User avatar #124163 to #124161 - zanekin (03/27/2014) [-]
Anyone who ends up with their "high school sweetheart" is an idiot anyways. Chances are they missed out on the person right for them.
There is a lot more time to be dating my friend. I'm dealing with a psycho right now as well as an ex of 4 1/2 years, plus some other girl who is upset I won't talk to her because i'm currently in a relationship.
Girls are crazy, enjoy your freedom
#124225 to #124163 - lugs (03/27/2014) [-]
I don't buy into that. I'm still very close friends with my buddies from highschool, and while it's not a romantic relationship it stands to reason that if after 18 years of hanging out with the same dude we haven't grown apart, it's not inconceivable that a similar romantic relationship could blossom with a girl.
User avatar #124162 to #124161 - ipostcp (03/27/2014) [-]
Highschool is practice from dating really. It doesn't really matter.
#124158 - skyhippo (03/27/2014) [-]
Hey FJ,

Been here for almost a year and a half, and just of today; after a 3 year relationship; she left me.
Please Help me get over this...
At least post something funny to cheer me up

Thanks Guys.
User avatar #124207 to #124158 - infinitezero (03/27/2014) [-]
There's really nothing any of us can say to alleviate the pain, but know that you're strong, and awesome, and she's missing out. It's going to get worse before it gets better, but believe me, it will get better.

It'll be hard, but use this time to focus on yourself. Better your spirit, body, mind, in any way possible. Become a man that she will regret having left. Good luck, buddy.
User avatar #124165 to #124158 - zanekin (03/27/2014) [-]
My ex of 4 1/2 years cheated on me in November and we broke up.
I have to say the first day afterwards was miserable, and then I realized I'm free, I can play video games without having to pretend like i'm listening to her on the phone. I can hang out with who I want when I want. Holy shit balls the amount of money i will save not paying for her meals and buying shit!!

Since then i've dubbed my count of girls i've slept with
I'm now at 2 [baller i know]

I hope that last part was funny to you, but in all earnest life goes on and there will be a better option coming forward!
#124144 - anonymous (03/27/2014) [-]
sup bros, feeling sort've lonely these days.

Alike a lot of these I too am a first year college student. Made some stoner friends first semester because I mostly enjoy smoking but after break I kind've kept my space from them. This is mainly because they do harder shit like acid, molly, ect. that I'm not into and I've developed this antisocial attitude towards people.
Not sure if this is because I never really had to make new friends in high school since they've always been there or that I'm too dependent on weed to actually reach out to people.
Can't hurt to add many girls have taken an interest in me but I'm always at a loss of confidence to talk or date someone.
Ideas, advice?
User avatar #124166 to #124144 - zanekin (03/27/2014) [-]
Join any and all clubs you can.
Bitches love clubs and guys who are involved with shit.
Talk to everyone you see, chances are if you fuck up or they don't like you it won't matter. You probably won't see them or even recognize them again.
#124153 to #124144 - infinitesinz (03/27/2014) [-]
It always seems like the hottest girls smoke, don't know any that you could just spark up a convo with?
#124140 - nyeeeh (03/27/2014) [-]
Anyone use iMicro headset? I'm low on money and I want a cheap headset. Considering I found one for 10 dollars, I'm not expecting anything wonderful, but is it really trashy and not worth it?
#124131 - anonymous (03/27/2014) [-]
I am secretly angry with a friend of mine because I hate her boyfriend.

But my real rage comes from knowing he took her virginity.

To make a long story a short story, when I meet her she was a geeky, ugly and akward girl with poor social skills. We ended up being good friends but we just met at summercamps so I didn't want to be his bf.

Her boyfriend is a desperate, pathetic guy who always aims for ugly virgin girls out of his city (so it becomes much easier). They have been together already for two years and she doesn't want to leave him because she thinks she won't find something better.
To sum up, I'm jealous and angry because someone that I believe to be a piece of shit took the innocence from my friend and now I can't look her the same way. And don't mention about dating her because it only gets worse.

I need a doctor.
#124214 to #124131 - anonymous (03/27/2014) [-]
I actually had a problem like that not long ago. Except my friend was beautiful, but an arrogant bitch to a lot of people.

She had no social skills and I taught her how to make friends, and I helped her get a boyfriend. Suddenly she had no time to me and the only think she could talk about was her boyfriend.

We didn't see each other for almost a year, and suddenly she asked me if I wanted to meet. I put two and two together and figured out she broken up with her boyfriend and needed my support because she had no one else.

Told her it was too late to come back and that she will find no sympathy here. She was a bitch and now she had to pay for it.
User avatar #124169 to #124131 - zanekin (03/27/2014) [-]
She'll find someone better.
There is always someone better.
I thought the same thing when I broke up with my ex who was realistically a 6/low 7. After her I moved on to an 8/9[when she trys to look nice], and i'm not just referring to physical features.

For you though it is as simple as this. Sex is not as big of a deal as you think it is. When I was 15 I lost my virginity to a girl who was the same age but had already slept with 10 guys. [Long story] Most recently i've been seeing a girl who is 24 who has a sexual partner count of 25.
The reason I mention this is after getting to know these two, while they regret allowing the numbers to get that high it has not had any baring on who they are. These two girls are two of the nicest and happiest people i've met with awful past and i'm sure they've slept with some douchebags.

Every girl has that one guy that was their worst boyfriend/crush/heartbreak just encourage her to leave him if you feel this strongly about it. And be there for her once things get ugly. Don't be envious, jealous, or upset. To dwell on the past is to ruin your future.
#124150 to #124131 - anonymous (03/27/2014) [-]
Envy doesn't suit anybody pal.
If they're happy together screw you for trying to get between them because of your own feelings.
She's her own person, and if you were a good friend you'd support her choices.
#124157 to #124150 - anonymous (03/27/2014) [-]
I wouldn't mind if the bf was other guy, and she is complaining about him lately a lot.

And no, I am not a good friend, I don't have a reason to be anyway, we lost contact as soon she got his bf.
#124137 to #124131 - miiiiiiichael (03/27/2014) [-]
Lol, let's be for real. Sex doesn't equal innocence and two years is quite a while, what do you expect?
#124139 to #124137 - anonymous (03/27/2014) [-]
I don't expect anything. I just don't know what to do with these feelings.

And she's still innocent, I mean she really avoids the subject of sex. But she's of course not as innocent as before, and I feel bad because she's not longer that innocent, and because the guy who took it was that cunt.
#124142 to #124139 - miiiiiiichael (03/27/2014) [-]
What feelings? Do you like her or are you just feeling bad for her?
#124147 to #124142 - anonymous (03/27/2014) [-]
I think I like her, not long ago I was told she liked me before dating his current boyfriend. But that was two years ago and she lives far away, still I feel I have lost a chance.

To add insult to injury, now she's really cute, has many friends and goes out at night. And she's a geek.

But I still feel disgust when I think about her having sex with the idiot. And that she is not longer an awkward girl . Anyway I can't be with her so my feelings are selfish. I like her but I don't, fuck me.
#124148 to #124147 - miiiiiiichael (03/27/2014) [-]
If she lives far from you then fuck it, tell her how you feel. What's the worst that can happen?
#124151 to #124148 - anonymous (03/27/2014) [-]
Well she's been a friend of mine and shit. And she recently helped me passing a break up I had recently.

But the real shit is: How I am gonna tell her I feel disgust because she had sex? That's ridiculous isn't it?
User avatar #124154 to #124151 - natanhiel (03/27/2014) [-]
I feel the same way when I know people have had sex, but I'm asexual anywho.
#124152 to #124151 - miiiiiiichael (03/27/2014) [-]
You don't have to say it like that. Just tell her you feel like the guy she's with is only with her for sex because of whatever reason you got, and ask her if she's ever felt like that too. But with them being together for 2 years, I wouldn't expect a clear answer unless it's been bothering her too.
#124155 to #124152 - anonymous (03/27/2014) [-]
Okay bro, thanks, I'll think about this. It's kind of difficult with all this feelings.


Ty again.
#124156 to #124155 - miiiiiiichael (03/27/2014) [-]
Just remember, the sooner the better.
#124135 to #124131 - infinitesinz (03/27/2014) [-]
Have you told her about this?
#124136 to #124135 - anonymous (03/27/2014) [-]
No, not at all. She knows I hate him but for different reasons (the story is kind of big(

And in fact I believe is my problem. I can't be jealous of something I didn't want to get before. And I can't think is disgusting that my innocent friend had sex with...that guy. Or can I?
#124134 to #124131 - anonymous (03/27/2014) [-]
Oh and yeah excuse my grammar it's late and it's not my motherlanguage
User avatar #124127 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (03/27/2014) [-]
how you make it so when you view a post it's grey instead of white
#124126 - infinitesinz (03/27/2014) [-]
Hello Advice board, anyone I can chat with about my personal feelings? I can't talk to the person I normally talk to because this is essentially about her.
User avatar #124171 to #124126 - zanekin (03/27/2014) [-]
Sure if you still need someone to talk to
User avatar #124138 to #124126 - erikus (03/27/2014) [-]
So your problem is that you are falling in love with someone that is not your gf, but you are afraid she won't love you back and you could lose both. Isn't it?
#124141 to #124138 - infinitesinz (03/27/2014) [-]
Hm, I'm not afriad of losing Beth, I am kind of scared of not being with my gf, I just wouldn't know what to do. But I know I can always talk to the other girl, and i've always sort of "loved" the other girl, I've just known I couldn't be with her. Right now there is a slight chance. Also I suppose if I truly loved my gf I wouldn't even have these thoughts right?
User avatar #124145 to #124141 - erikus (03/27/2014) [-]
Either you are having a crisis or maybe you just always liked her. Anyway if there is a slight chance and you are really thinking about it... What about trying luck?

I'm not telling you to cheat your gf, but to see if the other girl will want to be with you in a serious relationship. If she wants, move on. If she doens't, stay with your beloved gf.

Don't worry about loving your gf as it could be a crisis and maybe you are just nervous.
#124146 to #124145 - infinitesinz (03/27/2014) [-]
I've been trying to test the waters so to speak for a little, i'll try and get a real answer tonight. As for my gf, she isn't really my "type" I guess, were a strange match. She doesn't really like anything I do, rare for us to have things in common. I talk to the other girl about my relationship and she's always telling me I should just leave her and whatnot. And for the record the other girl is exactly my type and she knows shes my dream girl.
User avatar #124149 to #124146 - erikus (03/27/2014) [-]
Well, then go for it boy. If you get a "no" you can always stay with your not dreamed but still good girlfriend.

You can always find a third one, so don't desperate. Good luck bro.
User avatar #124128 to #124126 - awesomerninjathing (03/27/2014) [-]
the board's here for a reason
#124129 to #124128 - infinitesinz (03/27/2014) [-]
Good point, ok well here's a quick version.
I've known this girl since 1st grade, i'm currently 19. We've talked, been together for a total of about 2 weeks back in middle school. I left her for another girl, that came and went. Now i'm with a girl who i've been with for 2 years and I've had feelings for the other girl basically my whole life .-.
User avatar #124130 to #124129 - awesomerninjathing (03/27/2014) [-]
if you don't feel happy with your current gf, go ahead and break up with her, but there's no certainty that 1st grade girl will go out with you again
#124133 to #124130 - infinitesinz (03/27/2014) [-]
I still talk to 1st grade girl, lets call her Beth. I've always maintained contact with her, we're still really good friends. She knows that she's basically my dream girl, and she's recently become single. She's about 2-3 hours away in college. The current gf i have lives with me, it's becoming pretty serious and I don't really want to be trapped, yet I do have some sort of feelings for her.
User avatar #124117 - mondominiman (03/26/2014) [-]
I have an interview tomorrow for a data center tech position, thing is the guy interviewing me is gonna be flying in and he wants to conduct the interview right after he lands so it's gonna be at a starbucks early in the morning. How should I dress and what would I be expecting.
User avatar #124173 to #124117 - zanekin (03/27/2014) [-]
Suit and tie if you've got it but honestly a dress shirt with a tie is adequate.
Wear a nice watch if you have one and dress shoes as well
User avatar #124174 to #124173 - mondominiman (03/27/2014) [-]
Damn I forgot about the shoes. Good thing you reminded me otherwise I'd be scurrying around in the morning looking for them.
User avatar #124176 to #124174 - zanekin (03/27/2014) [-]
No problem my man
User avatar #124125 to #124117 - derpityhurr (03/26/2014) [-]
Dress shirt, tie and trousers should be good
#124120 to #124117 - anonymous (03/26/2014) [-]
Suit and tie should be adequate. Just make sure you are clean and well groomed.
User avatar #124118 to #124117 - hawaiianhappysauce (03/26/2014) [-]
Tough question. I guess a suit will be good, but that might be overdressing. Be sure to wear a tie.
User avatar #124094 - hyrule (03/26/2014) [-]
Hey guys, I don't think I've ever felt more depressed in my life..

I'm 18 years old, freshman in college and my girlfriend and I just broke up after more than a year of dating. I loved her more than anything in the world. She was my first serious girlfriend and she was a lot of "firsts" including sex.
What do I do now..? I feel beyond empty and I know I'm young and there are still plenty of people to meet blah blah... what do I do to stop being a little bitch?
User avatar #124175 to #124094 - zanekin (03/27/2014) [-]
Well… I'm going to be blunt with you my friend.

Right now it feels like you love her, and maybe you do, but you won't really know that until time passes and you meet more people and reflect back. For example, I dated the same girl for 4 1/2 years of my life that I truly believed that I loved. When we broke up I was distraught but after some time and meeting new people I quickly learned everything my ex wasn't. Not that she wasn't great but she didn't fit everything i'm truly looking for.
Chances are, if she was your first serious girlfriend, that this wasn't love my friend. She will always be a fond memory to you and in all honesty after some time passes you should try and remain friends with her DO NOT EVER GET BACK WITH AN EX, EVER .
Now here is what you do. Go out to more of your school events, reconnect with your guy friends that have been slightly pushed to the side due to you being in a relationship, enjoy some of the privileges of being single. Don't sleep around, anyone who gives you that advice has never actually done it. Every girl or guy that has slept around after a breakup has regretted it.
Just go on dates with girls, don't date them just go out and truly learn what you like and dislike in a girl. Be ridiculously picky of the next girl you get with. You'll find someone better. As i mentioned before when I broke up with my ex i felt the same as you but now i'm with a girl that really motivates me to be the best I can be.

Hope you have a similar fate!
User avatar #124206 to #124175 - hyrule (03/27/2014) [-]
I've been talking to a lot of my friends and they have all really said something like you've said and I really appreciate that you took all the time to write this out.

I know it's possible that I don't know what love really is but she was my first serious girlfriend and I thought and still think everything about her is perfect. The reason we broke up wasn't because of unfaithfulness or anything like that, but distance and bad circumstances. As I type this now I know I loved her for sure, at least at this point in my life, I know I loved her.

And it's hard you know, for guys. I feel like I'm supposed to be a rock or a foundation and not show any feelings but honestly, I feel like my heart is broken in a million pieces and I find myself crying because everything I see reminds me of her or something we used to do...
User avatar #124113 to #124094 - hawaiianhappysauce (03/26/2014) [-]
You are in college at least.
User avatar #124104 to #124094 - nigalthornberry (03/26/2014) [-]
Well something that worked for me when i was in a similar situation was coming here and talking to new people found out theres some people more like me
User avatar #124098 to #124094 - tipjar (03/26/2014) [-]
www.riddlydiddly.com/
Always cheers me up
#124097 to #124094 - anonymous (03/26/2014) [-]
You're young and there are still plenty of people to meet
User avatar #124071 - ilovehue (03/26/2014) [-]
I have schizo-affective disorder. And I happen to have a fucked up sleep schedule. I was going to take just a nap but slept twelve hours. Should I pop my anti-psychotic now or wait for supper?
#124121 to #124071 - anonymous (03/26/2014) [-]
If you have a set schedule for taking the medication do not stray from it under any circumstance not listed with instructions currently regarding said medication.
User avatar #124072 to #124071 - makotoitou (03/26/2014) [-]
just do the thingy
User avatar #124073 to #124072 - ilovehue (03/26/2014) [-]
What?
User avatar #124074 to #124073 - makotoitou (03/26/2014) [-]
oh you know
User avatar #124076 to #124074 - ilovehue (03/26/2014) [-]
Masturbation doesnt solve this problem. maybe I shouldnt have asked this kind of advice on FJ. And you, stop. Bye.
User avatar #124077 to #124076 - makotoitou (03/26/2014) [-]
I never said to jerk it.
User avatar #124078 to #124077 - ilovehue (03/26/2014) [-]
Fuck off.
#124068 - anonymous (03/26/2014) [-]
Alrighty then guys. I need some advice on how to not be a faggot at college
>Be me 18
>Decide one day I want to go visit brother in South Carolina to look at colleges and chill
>Brother tells me they're going on spring break, get excited
>Realize 20 minutes later I have no friends
>been to 1 not-birthday party my entire life and it sucked
>Extremely awkward, both socially and physically
>hardcore Neckbeard-McBabyface, but bear-mode body (lift 5 times a week)
>I'm going this saturday at 4 in the fucking morning
can /adv/ teach me how to be a popular kid or is it too late
#124143 to #124068 - nyeeeh (03/27/2014) [-]
get high
User avatar #124132 to #124068 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (03/27/2014) [-]
shared a lot of these anxieties when i was getting ready to go off
hawaiianhappysauc e is on the right track
no one really gives a shit if you be yourself or someone completely different. that's the beauty of college you can be anyone you want.
But, you need to put in effort socially and academically. especially socially to fit in.
expecting friends to come to you will never work so it helps to be outgoing.
if you feel you're too far behind on that my last piece of advice (the most important) is to drink lol.
you'll be surprised how much alcohol will sooth any anxieties you have during parties or social gatherings. just make sure you have someone to drink with !
source: college frosh
User avatar #124119 to #124068 - hawaiianhappysauce (03/26/2014) [-]
Lose weight, shave regularly, shower regularly, etc.

In short, don't be yourself when you are in college because college is all about being a fake person.
User avatar #124099 to #124068 - tipjar (03/26/2014) [-]
Just don't mention the internet
#124087 to #124068 - gym (03/26/2014) [-]
main thing is your attitude and how you interact with others.
#124081 to #124068 - anonymous (03/26/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/channel/UCD4xqm6vJ3K4ntppsE1jL4g

just watch some of it its good advice
User avatar #124070 to #124068 - makotoitou (03/26/2014) [-]
1.) fuck bitches
User avatar #124066 - drastronomy (03/26/2014) [-]
how do i cope with the fact that my crush is more interested in my best friend than me?

My friend is also interested in her, i deduce.

I feel like a ugly fucking monster since friend is essentially a social retard and also, come to think of it, an all-around retard.
His only redeeming quality is that he looks alright and has a fucked up sense of humor

I feel like i should an hero...
User avatar #124124 to #124066 - hawaiianhappysauce (03/26/2014) [-]
I wouldn't feel so bad. At least your friend who is a social retard is going to have an opportunity.
User avatar #124100 to #124066 - tipjar (03/26/2014) [-]
My best friend told me he liked my crush, told him to go for it
For the sake of my friendship with the guy I just backed off and in my opinion you should too.
And if you care about her and your friend, let them get together and be happy.
User avatar #124101 to #124100 - drastronomy (03/26/2014) [-]
i cant be happy...never having been close to a relationship at age 17 is a bunch of shit...
User avatar #124102 to #124101 - tipjar (03/26/2014) [-]
I'm 16 and will be 17 in less than a month, in the same boat as you, but it doesn't bother me as much, don't you dare lose your friendship over a girl that isn't in to you. It's just not fair on the guy, and without sounding really harsh, you're being selfish.
User avatar #124103 to #124102 - drastronomy (03/26/2014) [-]
I know. Turning 18 next month. I know i am being terribly selfish, but it is difficult not to be when the closest thing i have experienced to a relationship is being given a hug...

My friend does not know i like her, only knows another friend of his thinks she is hot, although he is together with this other girl. I will not be as fucked as to let it ruin our friendship. There is a reason he is my best friend. He is a cool guy, but its fucking depressing to see him, who thinks screaming in class is socially okay, boasts more than a 10 year old having a limited edition charizard about everything, be close to a relationship with a smart, socially intelligent, attractive dreamgirl. It does not make sense, and makes me wonder...

what the fuck is wrong with me? what is better with him than me? He has never talked to her, but i have. I know her more than he does, yet this shit happens?

It makes me feel like i must be some sort of ugly mutant. Others tell me i am self-confident as can me, yet humble. They tell me i am among the smartes at the school, they tell me i am among the nicest at the school...

yet i am more fucking alone than someone a stranger could take for a boy with asbergers. I am just about the last person at school who has not been in at least one relationship.

Might as well start trying to become a wizard...
User avatar #124110 to #124103 - tipjar (03/26/2014) [-]
Maybe she likes more spontaneous people and the fact that he has outbursts shows confidence, talk to the guy, if he likes he back off, if he doesn't keep trying, who knows right?
User avatar #124114 to #124110 - drastronomy (03/26/2014) [-]
I doubt the first part, and i am not a bad guy so i wont do part 2


thanks for the advice though
#124088 to #124066 - miiiiiiichael (03/26/2014) [-]
If you want to commit suicide over this, then you need more help than this site can give you.
User avatar #124075 to #124066 - ilovehue (03/26/2014) [-]
bros before hoes. you should both not date that girl. that's what real bros do. And ffs dont kill yourself that's stupid.
User avatar #124093 to #124075 - drastronomy (03/26/2014) [-]
feel like

i am not that weak...as of yet
#124059 - christinagrimmiefa (03/26/2014) [-]
My life is a wreck in many aspects. I honestly know that some probably have it worse, but I find it hard to accept that when I feel like I`m facing my own problems.

I hate the aspect of using the world failure, and the seeming self-defeat it brings. But I think it suits me. My grades are not spectacular, I passed math with a 66. I am asian, and fairly academic (which at this point seems ironic or hypocritical). My physics this semester is floating around 92, while my calc is probably around a 45. My parents want me to go into the medical profession, and I honestly see my future as hopeless.

I guess that`s a rant about what`s wrong, and really what I`m trying to say I guess is...I don`t even know, I ramble, and I`m paranoid that i`m manipulating emotions for the sake of my own personal bias.

I can`t deal with my parents however. I have an aunt and a brother who are like my success surveyors and they always seem dissapointed when it comes to my math things. What bugs me however, when ever I`m having trouble, and there`s a massive homework load, my mom makes me talk to them. This is a compounded problem as whenever I start getting bogged down and I`m trying to get out of homework backlog and fix my grades, my mom suddenly has the urge to make me talk to my aunt or my brother, and maybe even both.

Idk, It`s just a rant at the moment, my apologizes funny junk. Haha, this is my junk, and it ain`t too funny. Please help however u can. haha.

- Sincerely - me.



#124227 to #124059 - domitius (03/27/2014) [-]
stop caring what people think   
get the qualifications you need and then the world is yours and it means you can turn around when ever you want to   
just hang in there and get it done
stop caring what people think
get the qualifications you need and then the world is yours and it means you can turn around when ever you want to
just hang in there and get it done
User avatar #124061 to #124059 - katanauser (03/26/2014) [-]
Everybody feels like their life and future is hopeless at least once in their life. We're all been through it and just wanted to give up and drop out of school. We're drowning in homework and our parents screaming at us and someone always seems to be better at something.

Don't let your parents press you into something you don't want to, it's your life and if it makes you happier doing something else, you should do that. They will understand (even if they are angry over ambitious Asian parents) You're not a failure, You're just going through a part of life.

Last year I started high school and wanted to go to medical school, but I failed big times math and dropped out. Started new school and attended evening school to get better grades.

If you can't deal with your parent, than maybe it's time to find your own place. If your are not under their roof, they can't tell you what to do. If you really feels like shit and everything you do is a failure, then maybe talk with a therapist, they can do amazing things to your mind.

You just have to move on. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Good luck in the future mate.
User avatar #124060 to #124059 - nimba (03/26/2014) [-]
"My parents want me to go into the medical profession"
honestly don't
that is precisely a reason not to do something, you have no idea how many medics have breakdowns and lord knows the world needs fewer doctors that are there just for money/prestige.
#124052 - temariroxs (03/26/2014) [-]
Hey i don't know where else to go for this but does anyone else get ads on fj? Didnt admin say that members get no ads but i still do. I wana make sure I don't have a virus
User avatar #124053 to #124052 - faithrider ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
you should update your adobe reader
#124055 to #124053 - temariroxs (03/26/2014) [-]
ok ill try doing that. but is it true that members dont get ads?

User avatar #124056 to #124055 - faithrider ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
i wouldn't know for sure... i know addy said he disabled them, but that was a couple weeks ago. i wouldn't know for sure because i always use ad block plus for chrome...
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