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#175963 - iyellatstuff (22 hours ago) [-]
>have gf for a year
>she acts like an attention whore
>still gives out
>won't shut the fuck up about her "mental illnesses"
>break up with her
>maybe 5 days later I meet up with another girl and fuck her
>about a week after said fucking my ex gf messages me that she's sorry and will shut up about all of her bullshit
>girl I fucked wants a relationship
>I'm not sure if I want my ex gf back
wat do
#175970 to #175963 - anonexplains (21 hours ago) [-]
just wait until dehumaniser reads this.
User avatar #175965 to #175963 - SOUL CRUSHER (22 hours ago) [-]
dude....fuck you. you broke up with her. Are you a man of action or a man of reaction? Stick with girl 2 if you have any self respect.
User avatar #175966 to #175965 - iyellatstuff (22 hours ago) [-]
I think I'm just going to not have a girl for a good bit though girl 2 is still down to fuck so I'll hit that sometimes.
#175964 to #175963 - anonexplains (22 hours ago) [-]
girl b but ideally neither
User avatar #175957 - thisismyhandle (02/26/2015) [-]
I just got a text from a friend of mine saying she bombed a Chemistry test and now she is extremely down on herself. She studied pretty hard for this thing and now she feels there is no use in studying for our Calc exam coming up in less than 24 hours. What the hell do I say to her?

I'm usually pretty good at this stuff, which I suppose is why she came to me instead of anyone else, but I don't think I can help her just brush this one off. She's likely going to fail Chem for the semester, and that in turn will ruin her being able to transfer to the main campus of our college as well as destroy any chances of double-majoring in biology and psychology in only four years.
User avatar #175968 to #175957 - iridium (22 hours ago) [-]
Just be supportive. You don't need to be the hero to fix someone's emotions, only they can sort out their own thoughts.
User avatar #175972 to #175968 - thisismyhandle (21 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, that's pretty much all I'm doing. I'm not trying to be a hero, so I don't know where you got that idea from. When friends come to me with a problem, I try to help them as well as I can; that makes me a decent friend, not somebody trying to be a hero.

Also, at least the way I read it, you made it sound as if sorting out your thoughts is something you must do alone; on the contrary, I know that myself and others close to me have at the least worked things out with the help of friends and family and, with more extreme problems, used therapists/counselors to offer a bit of guidance if nothing else.
#175967 to #175957 - SOUL CRUSHER (22 hours ago) [-]
after you give her the D, least let it go. She failed a test of course she's down. You don't need to "fix" anything. Put your ego a side, offer to help with what you can and go something fun
User avatar #175969 to #175967 - thisismyhandle (21 hours ago) [-]
Ego? She came to me for advice after she heard about the test. I'm not saying that I can magically make her feel better or that I'm the best one to do it, but when a good friend comes to me with a problem, I do my best to at least console them.

Also, there's no time atm to do something. I'm busy with class for most of the rest of today, and the exam is first thing tomorrow morning. I'm hoping she just clears her head and gets settled in time to prepare for the test, that's all.
User avatar #175961 to #175957 - focalanemo ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
I guess giving the person some rest might or distracting them from their thoughts might be the best thing to do.
User avatar #175962 to #175961 - thisismyhandle (23 hours ago) [-]
Yeah I guess she's gonna go chill out for a while, idk what else she could have done. There's no point in somebody trying to be productive while they are all worked up about something.
User avatar #175958 to #175957 - murphyslawtesties (23 hours ago) [-]
>bombed a chemistry test

How do you fuck up so bad that you cause an explotion ?
User avatar #175954 - charizarddad ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
i know this isnt much to go on but, does anybody know the song that was played pretty commonly at fj parties, i think its an electro song
it has the lyrics "i tried to talk to you just the other day, but you just _____ and walked away"
User avatar #175971 to #175954 - ximz ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
Next time ask in www.funnyjunk.com/music/

Slightly Left of Centre - Love The Way You Move (LTWYM) Official Music Video
User avatar #175974 to #175971 - charizarddad ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
party board seemed the best place to ask imo, but thats extra dead
User avatar #175973 to #175971 - charizarddad ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
i was gonna ask there but it seemed pretty dead. thanks!
#175947 - anonexplains (02/26/2015) [-]
So i turned down going to this Uni toga party tonight because i just didn't really feel like it. Now it's too late to go but like all my friends are there and i feel dumb and shit for not going. What do?
User avatar #175948 to #175947 - yourinvisiblegf (02/26/2015) [-]
go anyway, tell you were bored, drink and join the party
don't feel stupid, people will be happy to see more people coming
#175949 to #175948 - anonexplains (02/26/2015) [-]
nah the gates close at a certain time so i actually cannot get in, but thanks though that made me feel better, for an invisible gf you're alright
#175950 to #175949 - yourinvisiblegf (02/26/2015) [-]
MFW i'm rated "alright"
User avatar #175942 - stringfingerable (02/26/2015) [-]
Anybody have the links to FJ that bypasses school firewalls? All except for feministactivism.org . I remembered that the hard way and almost got caught.
User avatar #175946 to #175942 - SOUL CRUSHER (02/26/2015) [-]
what school do you do to? I'm freakin in this mormon college and Funny junk is open
User avatar #176052 to #175946 - stringfingerable (8 hours ago) [-]
High Tech High International. Like, even the Wikipedia page for freedom of speech in the US is blocked under porn...
User avatar #175943 to #175942 - tikitaco (02/26/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure it's something like, "if you paste the link in google translate you can use their free proxy."
User avatar #176051 to #175943 - stringfingerable (8 hours ago) [-]
What if I were to tell you that Google translate is also blocked? Fuck my school
User avatar #176070 to #176051 - tikitaco (4 hours ago) [-]
I'd laugh because a learning institution is blocking a learning resource
#175935 - anonexplains (02/26/2015) [-]
Anyone have experience with weird corn allergies, or can find a website for source of information and could help me out?

I knew I was allergic to corn starch since 7th grade. If I come into contact with it, in minutes my skin is bright red and itches like crazy. I have no issue with things like corn syrup, though. I eat things high in corn starch and my stomach gets all fucked up, but if I eat corn on the cob or canned corn, I'm fine.

What the fuck? This isn't just a corn allergy, otherwise eating corn kernels would fuck me up just as bad, right? All the websites I've been looking at have no discretion between corn starch and all corn products.
User avatar #175945 to #175935 - skydiving (02/26/2015) [-]
Talk to a doctor, or call someone you know is a doctor. They'll give you a lot more useful information than a doctor.
#175931 - anonexplains (02/26/2015) [-]
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#175940 to #175932 - anonexplains (02/26/2015) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about pee, you little poo? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the pee pee poo poo, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret pee pee poo poos on the bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed poos. I am trained in pee pee warfare and I’m the top poo poo in the entire pee pee poo poo armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another pee pee poo poo. I will wipe my ass with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my pee pee poo poo pee pee poo poop. You think you can get away with saying that poop to me over the Intertoilet? Think again, pee pee poo poo. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pee pee poo poop across the pee pee poo poo and your pee is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, pee poop. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your ass. You’re fucking pee pee, poo poo. I can poo anywhere, pee anytime, and I can poop pee you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare ass and genitals. Not only am I extensively trained in pee and poop, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States pee poo pee poo and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass, you little pee pee poo poo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” pee pee poo po was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking bladder. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the pee pee poo poo, you goddamn poop. I will pee pee poo poo fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re pee pee poo poo, ass poop pee muthers bum.
User avatar #175930 - queeftarts (02/26/2015) [-]
So I've wanted a computer for a few years now, but my parents don't want me to have one. I'm 16, have a job, don't get in trouble, but they are relentless. They say since my brothers never had the chance to at my age, that I'm not allowed to have one, even though I have money to buy my own, and my brothers didn't. Another factor is that since I am a girl, they think that I could pull and "Amanda Todd".

If you guys have any good ideas that might help change their minds, please suggest them, it would help a lot.
#175944 to #175930 - anonexplains (02/26/2015) [-]
Post pictures of your tits and then point out to them that they're already out there and you're fine with it. You're welcome.
#175938 to #175930 - tikitaco (02/26/2015) [-]
Don't even need a paragraph just say you need one for school?
User avatar #175937 to #175930 - anonassassin (02/26/2015) [-]
Suggestions for arguing with your parents:

Explain that Amanda Todd is an isolated case and does not reflect the general population.

PCs are also investments compared to laptops when it comes to gaming and editing because it doesn't need replacement after a couple of years, and are generally more powerful. If you use the computer for video editing or gaming, bring this topic up. That way, they'll see that you're thinking long term.

Bring the topic up with the parent you're closer to first. When you've successfully persuaded said parent, you work on persuading the other. By doing this, you gain support when arguing.
User avatar #175936 to #175930 - SOUL CRUSHER (02/26/2015) [-]
okay but seriously this is the advice thread. While i do agree with your parents. you seen to me an immature twat. seriously queeftarts? I can never take you seriously.

anyways number one reason to get a computer is universities are getting more and more computer based. 80% of my assignment are done or submitted online. You're gonna be held back if you don't have and are familiar with a computer. Now you're a few years young but it could be very useful to have a computer. It'll probably help if you begin to think about your future too...cuz then you can make them think you've thought about thisand you can project that what you want to do will be hard unless you get a computer now- which is true for the most part.

also don't let them see you lazing around play games all day it'll undo all of this.
User avatar #175933 to #175930 - SOUL CRUSHER (02/26/2015) [-]
Your user name is queetarts....maybe your parents are right
#175927 - anonexplains (02/26/2015) [-]
A relative of mine is in the hospital and is going to die soon. My dilemma is I no longer associate myself with this part of my family and the person who is dying is one of the primary reasons why I no longer associate myself with them. However, wanting to see me is one of their dying wishes, so I feel a tad obligated to go see them.

Now if I go see them then I will have to go and revisit part of my life that I do not want to revisit. If I do not go and see them then I will completely break off all attachment with this part of my family there are a few individuals in this part of my family who are not absolutely horrible people who I hope to someday get on good terms with and I will prevent this person's dying with from coming true.
#175955 to #175927 - mintaj (02/26/2015) [-]
Man, don't be a dick. I think you should go, just going there won't hurt you in any way, but if you ignore it now you may regret it in the future.
#175941 to #175927 - anonexplains (02/26/2015) [-]
If they wronged you and/ or treated you badly, you owe them nothing and have no obligations.
#175934 to #175927 - anonexplains (02/26/2015) [-]
You should go see them. Maybe they wish to see you to straighten things out, maybe not. Either way, part of being an adult is to suck up your feelings and deal with people. When it comes to a dying wish, just fulfill it, if not for you, then for them. Get closure.
#175928 to #175927 - anonexplains (02/26/2015) [-]
On a side note, this is the first major death in my family that I will ever experience. I'm really conflicted right now.
User avatar #175923 - blackholee (02/26/2015) [-]
I need friends, online and offline
User avatar #175985 to #175923 - sineztro (17 hours ago) [-]
if you're at uni join a club man
User avatar #175987 to #175985 - blackholee (17 hours ago) [-]
ok, thanks
User avatar #175988 to #175987 - sineztro (17 hours ago) [-]
yeah man, most unis have a clubs list if you google it and just pick from the ones you like
User avatar #175924 to #175923 - silverzepher (02/26/2015) [-]
not an uncommon problem
User avatar #175986 to #175924 - blackholee (17 hours ago) [-]
I guess
#175914 - anonexplains (02/25/2015) [-]
I don't want to be a racist and I hope I'm not but my uncle used the phrase "Angry bull niggers" today and I nearly died laughing.
User avatar #175939 to #175914 - skoldpaddacommala (02/26/2015) [-]
Laughing at a racist joke doesn't make you racist.
#175929 to #175914 - anonexplains (02/26/2015) [-]
Words only have the power that you give them. Associate the word "nigger" with something other than blacks.
User avatar #175921 to #175914 - sugoi (02/26/2015) [-]
Why are you so afraid to be labelled as a racist?
User avatar #175915 to #175914 - yourinvisiblegf (02/25/2015) [-]
everybody are racists, feeling bad about that is for dumb people
#175913 - anonexplains (02/25/2015) [-]
Is this sentence grammatically correct?
"Deutschland grenzt in den Norden an, es angrenzt die Nord- und Ostsee, und Dänemark"
Any help would be appreciated
User avatar #175983 to #175913 - Albudda (18 hours ago) [-]
Been living in Germany for some years now

Try this: "Deutschland grenzt im Norden an der Nordsee, Ostsee und an Dänemark
User avatar #175916 to #175913 - focalanemo ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
I think it would be something like this: "Deutschland angrenzt in den Norden an die Nordsee, Ostsee und Dänemark"
#175951 to #175916 - anonexplains (02/26/2015) [-]
But you have to split the verb "angrenzen" don't you?
User avatar #175952 to #175951 - focalanemo ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
'Deutschland grenzt an die Nordsee, Ostsee und Dänemark in den Norden" I think this is also a possible sentence. Not sure though I had followed german lesson for 2 years but I think this is also correct.
User avatar #175910 - seeyouinhell (02/25/2015) [-]
I recently just finished a half sleeve on my left arm and i find myself wanting to get my right arm done now. anybody got any ideas or designs that have made/found?


no names, quotes or portraits of people and absolutely no tribal or religious art.

my left arm is grey, white and black ink and i would prefer my right arm to be the same but if its a decent looking colored one im all for it. thanks for anyones help in advance


if you need to see the left arm first let me know. thanks
User avatar #175922 to #175910 - awesomerninjathing (02/26/2015) [-]
get a fucking octopus tattoo, they look sick
#175917 to #175910 - focalanemo ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
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#175911 to #175910 - yourinvisiblegf (02/25/2015) [-]
i have no interest in tatoo, so don't take this idea seriously    
   
you can try rolling pictures and see if anything inspire you ?
i have no interest in tatoo, so don't take this idea seriously

you can try rolling pictures and see if anything inspire you ?
#175912 to #175911 - seeyouinhell (02/25/2015) [-]
i applaud you for an original idea presented to me and award you a thumb however im going to take your advice and not take you seriously
#175909 - anonexplains (02/25/2015) [-]
this girl is single since a few days
how can i convince her that she should take my D instead of one another's D
Hardcore difficult mode: we're friends since a few years and she wants to keep me as a friend, the dumb bitch
#175977 to #175909 - anonexplains (19 hours ago) [-]
your exact comment is the specific reason why she doesn't want your D
User avatar #175919 to #175909 - SOUL CRUSHER (02/25/2015) [-]
if you already friends not much to do,can do not much. You should just talk about your dick all the time around her
#175902 - anonexplains (02/25/2015) [-]
Just a quick questions - I was just shopping online for private health insurance, and right after I filled out a preliminary form I got a phone call from a guy claiming to be from the same insurance company I was looking at. I wanted to submit my insurance application online, but since I was ready to go through with the deal anyway, I just did it over the phone. Now I'm wondering if I could have been scammed. I gave him my personal information and sort code and account number? Could this be a scam?
User avatar #175908 to #175902 - focalanemo ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Some business is done over the phone. If the site is legit like you said and you gave your phone number to them, I think it's normal for them to call you.
User avatar #175907 to #175902 - silverzepher (02/25/2015) [-]
never give out info to someone who called you, ever, never ever ever. you can call them if they want your business they will wait
User avatar #175903 to #175902 - sugoi (02/25/2015) [-]
Have you already given them your phone number before the guy called?
Define "personal information"
Quite honestly I've never heard of any company doing this but then again I don't buy health insurance.
#175905 to #175903 - anonexplains (02/25/2015) [-]
Yeah, they called me just a few minutes after I gave my phone number on their website (which is definitely legit). Personal information such as name, address, and date of birth etc.
Can this information be used in conjunction with my bank sort code and account number to take money from me?
User avatar #175920 to #175905 - sugoi (02/26/2015) [-]
Probably, best not to get overexcited just yet though.
Contact them through their website to see if your application has been completed and if they contact you over the phone, use their support section to see who to contact.

If they tell you application has not been completed or that they do not call you to finish applications then it's start to change passwords and stuff.
#175998 to #175920 - anonexplains (16 hours ago) [-]
Thank you, I did this and they confirmed it was indeed them who called me. Thanks buddy
User avatar #175892 - casval (02/25/2015) [-]
Someone who is actually successful in life, please give me some advice..

I'm 25 years old and just a few classes away from my Bachelor's degree. That is literally the only thing I have going for me. I don't know any professional connections, and I live an hour away from the closest major city. I can't find any work in my field (graphic design) because I'm stuck in a retired community. I was forced to move back in with my mom and I'm trying to get away as hard as I can because it's just hell living with her. She's lazy, and she feels entitled to lay around all day because she's "retired," but then she blames me because all I can bring home on my meager Wal-Mart paychecks won't even cover the bills. I can't get anything better. I want so badly just to start my career and finally start my life and get an actual job that doesn't make me depressed to work and actually pays me enough to eat every day of the week rather than go hungry while I wait desperately for my tiny, minimum wage check. Honestly, going grocery shopping is the highlight of my week.

How can I turn my life around and get the career I actually want? I want to move out of this dead-end "elderly community" and into the big city, but I just don't make enough to afford the costs of living in Denver or Colorado Springs. Sometimes it feels so hopeless that I don't even have the gumption to keep going myself. I'm not suicidal but I sometimes imagine how easy it would be to give up and pull that trigger rather than keep fighting a losing battle. I just want to be successful in life. I want to be able to utilize my skills and get a job that will actually take me out of poverty.

To all you 20-somethings working regular professional careers: how did you do it? How did you escape retail jobs? How did you make the connections you need to succeed?
#175918 to #175892 - anonexplains (02/25/2015) [-]
You really need to build up a professional portfolio. Even if it's just example designs they'll want to see them, but to get hired and make money you're really gonna need to have a portfolio of your work used with actual companies.
User avatar #175904 to #175892 - sugoi (02/25/2015) [-]
Thought about freelance?
I think for something like 'Graphic design' it's very important to have a portfolio to show people in order to get a stable job. Try drawing some random stuff and posting it on tumblr or something to get attention to yourself, heck if you're bothered start up a webcomic on FJ and if it gets popular create your own website and live off ad revenue until you find a job.

Still if you do go with freelance prepare to meet a lot of stupid customers.
User avatar #175900 to #175892 - SOUL CRUSHER (02/25/2015) [-]
lol maybe uo should have just settled for housewife.. no jk

When do you graduate? And where do you hope to go? What is the career you actually want? I agree you may have to leave and go somewhere. You need to start networking but I understand it's hard. I'm only 21 but you'll need any help you can get.
User avatar #175901 to #175900 - casval (02/25/2015) [-]
i don't make good housewife i am horrible cleaner and i love my dog more than i could ever love a man.

In all seriousness though...I graduate in December. I don't really care where I go, I just want a relevant job. I am very adaptive and I have lived in a number of different places (country, suburbs, apartment, house, etc). so I don't really care about that. I'm literally willing to move just about anywhere (provided it's not some ghetto trash area). All I want is a living income doing something I like, which is graphic design. I like designing flyers, banners, websites, graphics, anything that has to do with pixels.

How can I start networking? Do you have any tips? I have a LinkedIn account but I'm not really active on it because I don't know what to do with it exactly. I'm not a very social butterfly. :s actually I'm a very introverted person. This is all so far out of my comfort zone that I feel like I'm wandering around in a maze with the lights off.
User avatar #175906 to #175901 - SOUL CRUSHER (02/25/2015) [-]
Well first off you have plenty of time but you need to start now. You don't really need to do anything crazy but you need to keep your eyes open. I wan gonna say something about meeting people and business cards but it maybe better to build an internet profile or something. Maybe linkedin, but I'm thinking just some thing you can show your talents. Maybe get active on the internet spreading your talent. Let people know what want to do this for a living and show what you have already done.
#175890 - anonexplains (02/25/2015) [-]
Advice please:

So I'm a freshman in college and I hate my roommate. I spend almost no time in my room as a result, and sleep in my friend's room every night. He has a friend over who I like a lot, she's super fun and not bad looking. One time we both slept over (before I lived in the room) and we cuddled and ended up getting pretty sexual. The next day she said she regretted it because it "threatened our friendship". That was the day before winter break and so it all blew over. Fast-forward to now, sometimes she is still OK with being all cuddly and making out (when we're the only ones in the room) but sometimes she's all "we should never touch again we'll just break up and you'll hate me". Turns out she's never dated anyone that she's actually liked romantically because she doesn't want to. Currently she wants to never touch me again for a few days to see if it works.

To complicate things, one of the guys in here broke up with his girlfriend (who used to live here, but moved out when they broke up a few weeks after I started living here), and I kinda used to really like her. The girl from step 1 wants me to date the ex for whatever reason, and I did kinda have a crush on her because she's cute and plays video games with us (and at least pretends to laugh at my jokes and enjoy things I enjoy). Last night she slept on the couch with me because she was here late and it was snowing so she didn't want to walk back to her room (also late and walking alone is dangerous). She got scared because her ex boyfriend was lucid dreaming about zombies or something (we found out later) and was half off his bed which is above the couch and reaching down towards us (and kept shaking the bed really hard, almost like he was having a mild seizure, which he wasn't), and hugged me until we fell asleep.

What do I do?

This all takes place in a two person dorm room. If you need me to elaborate or answer questions, ask away.
User avatar #175899 to #175890 - SOUL CRUSHER (02/25/2015) [-]
so what ever casval said is good Definately don't want to "rub in" the fact you are dating other girls but generally you want to play the jealous game. NOT THIS TIME

Pretty much do what casval says, try to hang with her. Don't give off the impression you need her or you're trying super hard but put in the effort. We patient, don't be too pushy and you got this in the bag.
User avatar #175893 to #175890 - casval (02/25/2015) [-]
Don't waste your time with Girl 1 if she's not going to reciprocate your feelings. She wants to put some distance between you two because she feels awkward from when you two became sexual. She might have enjoyed it, but it's not what she's looking for right now. You have to respect that. If she comes around, great! If not, don't tie yourself up over her.

Girl 2 does seem like she at least trusts you. However, if you are considering anything romantic with her it probably was not a good idea to talk about Girl 1 with her. I would give it some time. Let this blow over, and if you feel like there is a connection between you and Girl 2, make more of an effort to hang out with her! Don't bring up Girl 1, though. Trust me. Nothing annoys us girls more than to hear about a guy we potentially like talking about other girls. We're a competitive, catty bunch over our men. We know you've been with other women, that doesn't mean we want to hear about it.
User avatar #175898 to #175893 - SOUL CRUSHER (02/25/2015) [-]
^^this guy...or girl?
#175897 to #175893 - anonexplains (02/25/2015) [-]
I wasn't considering anything with Girl 2 when I first mentioned Girl 1. I'll stop talking about it with her now just in case.
More info:
I'm good friends with Girl 2's ex, will that be a problem? They've also broken up at least 3 times before and gotten back together.
We all mostly only hang out in this room, because Girl 1 lives with her overprotective brothers, Girl 2 doesn't like her room, and I hate my roommate. A lot of the time it's only me and Girl 2, because the two official occupants have jobs/do homework in the bathroom for some reason.
#175891 to #175890 - anonexplains (02/25/2015) [-]
Furthermore, girl 2 was who I went to for advice on girl 1 when she started being complicated. She knows pretty much everything about me (except how much girl 1 and I have done, although she has an idea).
#175882 - theguywhoaskswhy (02/25/2015) [-]
Urgent.
Photoshop amateur.
Need to line this comic in photoshop (Trial version).
Pen tool is taking way too long.
There are 5 more comics like it.
Is there anyway to say "Select all lines and brush over them" and then I can erase the bits I don't need?
Or just a faster tool than the pen/stroke path tool?
As I said, urgent, need immediate advice.... Thanks guys
User avatar #175894 to #175882 - casval (02/25/2015) [-]
Even easier than photoshop for quick drawing is Illustrator. Illustrator has a tool that lets you with a single click convert a sketch into vector outlines. If you're going to be doing comics, Illustrator > Photoshop. If you're going to be painting/drawing a work of art, you'll want to go with Photoshop.
#175883 to #175882 - itszyzzbrah (02/25/2015) [-]
You mean like this, brah?
User avatar #175884 to #175883 - theguywhoaskswhy (02/25/2015) [-]
Possibly.....
How'd you do it?
#175885 to #175884 - itszyzzbrah (02/25/2015) [-]
Play around with the contrast, increase contrast and brightness to as high as you can.
Then posterize it to 2 levels only.
good luck, m8
User avatar #175886 to #175885 - theguywhoaskswhy (02/25/2015) [-]
Thanks bro.
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User avatar #175876 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
I feel like shit and I need advice.

I'm twenty years old, I'm attending a community college, living with my father, with no job, and I feel awful. I'm not on track to graduate on time and I'll probably spend three years at this college while other people will take half that time. I don't do anything with my time, just sit around with my girlfriend and occasionally play games or read. I don't have a job, I'm going to sound like a fucking child but it scares me to have a job. I've worked before, I have had a few factory jobs and online work but anything where I have to interview terrifies me. Because I'm a pussy.

I feel like a failure. I want to be a therapist because I love psychology but I the way I'm going I probably won't even get there until I'm in my late 20's. And that makes me feel like so much shit. It makes me feel like I'm worthless. Like everyone around me is succeeding and I am failing.

This is a post of me whining because I'm a stupid, emotional, failure. If you can give me some advice, literally anything, that would be more help than I deserve. But thank you anyway.
User avatar #175895 to #175876 - casval (02/25/2015) [-]
Check with your school's financial aid office about work study opportunities. They're usually very easy jobs that work around your class schedule and you might could even find one for the psychology department. I also agree with itszyzzbrah, try lifting weights. That does wonders for my self-confidence.

Don't feel like shit because you have to live with your parents. Its more common than you might think in our generation. It's not you, it's the economy we grew up in. When our parents were going to school, college was cheap and minimum wage jobs still payed enough to buy groceries and pay the bills. These days, you and I don't have it so easy.

Just don't forget that your parents helped you as a young adult and remember to treat them well for it later, when you're independent.
#175889 to #175876 - anonexplains (02/25/2015) [-]
You're doing a lot more than I am at least. I've been a NEET for almost three years now with no contacts outside family and even then it's limited to a point where it might as well be considered isolation. The worst part is that I know that I should be doing shit, but I just can't seem to care anymore.
#175887 to #175876 - itszyzzbrah (02/25/2015) [-]
Try lifting, brah. It not only helps you physically, but sometimes it can also help you mentally to make you feel like your worth shit. A sickkunt, m8. SICK FUCKIN' KUNT. mirin'?? You will be once you look in the mirror after a weeks of hard work.

It's my 5 week deal im offerin to ya, brah. Lift like hell, and you'll be shredded enough to apply at a model job, modeling shirts. No need to have any skills, just a shredded body.

No need to be a sad cunt, m8. Life's bitter but it's all you got. At least you got a gf that you care about and vice versa. If it makes you feel any better, I dont have a job either. But I am happy because I lift a lot and see progress. GOOD LUCK.
User avatar #175879 to #175876 - spaceking (02/25/2015) [-]
You could get a job as a dishwasher, I would be very surprised if they brought you in for a formal interview, and have a high turnover rate, so they pop up pretty often.
I hope everything works out for you.
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