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User avatar #134712 - cronos (05/22/2014) [-]
Alright, kiddos, I'm here to deal out an unhealthy amount of advice. So if any of you lurkers need something hit me up, i'll be here for the next few hours. Note: There may be some shitposting if we get to that point . If no one requires my amazing service Clearly i'm being a cocky fuck , then my advice to the rest of you is "Go out there, and live life. Take chances and make mistakes. Nothing's going to happen unless you make it happen. Oh one more thing, Remember to smile."
#134719 to #134712 - saltybanana (05/22/2014) [-]
why do kids love cinnamon toast crunch????
why do kids love cinnamon toast crunch????
User avatar #134724 to #134721 - saltybanana (05/22/2014) [-]
ahhh the 90's....
User avatar #134717 to #134712 - brownskin (05/22/2014) [-]
what is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?
User avatar #134720 to #134717 - cronos (05/22/2014) [-]
Ah yes, The Ultimate Question. This was answered not too long ago by an enormous super computer who had caculated it over the period of 7.5 million years. The answer to the ultimate question, "What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything," is.........

42.
User avatar #134722 to #134720 - brownskin (05/22/2014) [-]
ah yes, six by nine. I should have known
User avatar #134723 to #134722 - cronos (05/22/2014) [-]
Yes yes, it was just something 4 you 2 know.
#134725 to #134723 - brownskin (05/22/2014) [-]
oh you
oh you
#134694 - brozotheclown (05/21/2014) [-]
does anyone know a good weakly workout routine, I'm about 113 pounds so nothing super heavy, but something to just build some muscle.
User avatar #134762 to #134694 - nsfwcontent (05/22/2014) [-]
There's also the fitness board if that helps.

www.funnyjunk.com/fitness/
User avatar #134736 to #134694 - marinepenguin ONLINE (05/22/2014) [-]
Starting strength by Mark Rippetoe

Workout 1
Bench 3x5
Squat 3x5 Deadlift 3x5
Auxillary of your choice 3x10

Workout 2
Squat 3x5
Power clean 5x3
Overhead press 3x5
Auxillary 3x10

User avatar #134737 to #134736 - marinepenguin ONLINE (05/22/2014) [-]
Alternate these 3 times a week and improve on your weight every workout, keep a journal to make it easier. Eat a lot or you'll go nowhere.

So a couple weeks will look like this:
Week 1

Mon-Workout 1
Wed-Workout 2
Fri-Workout 1

Week 2

Mon-Workout 2
Wed-Workout 1
Fri-Workout 2

Repeat until you no longer see any further progress.
User avatar #134768 to #134737 - brozotheclown (05/22/2014) [-]
Thanks man, hope this helps alot!
User avatar #134708 to #134694 - pokemonstheshiz (05/22/2014) [-]
pm me with what you have access to, and how often/long you can work out.
User avatar #134701 to #134697 - sugoi (05/21/2014) [-]
Wanna go into specifics?
Like what muscles specifically?

Also there is a fitness board so you could also try there.
User avatar #134702 to #134701 - brozotheclown (05/21/2014) [-]
I was thinking a different muscle group everyday.
and I'll go check there.
User avatar #134703 to #134702 - sugoi (05/21/2014) [-]
You have any equipment?
Gym membership?

Or just body weight work outs?
User avatar #134704 to #134703 - brozotheclown (05/22/2014) [-]
I have a bench and a pull up bar
#134692 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/21/2014) [-]
So i've been watching Dexter recently and im kinda worried how similar i am to Dexter, not in the murdering stabby mc stab way but in the emotionally retarded cant feel but desperately wants to feel kinda way. I mean i feel depressed most of the time, the saddest and shittest i can be, but when it comes to social things or people i just cant care or feel nothing.
Whats up?
User avatar #134714 to #134692 - ipostcp (05/22/2014) [-]
Dexter isn't sad. He is physically incapable of feeling emotion. That includes sadness.
User avatar #134705 to #134692 - sugoi (05/22/2014) [-]
You are a depressed introvert.
Nothing you can do but actively trying to change that by doing things outside of your comfort zone like talking to strangers and making friends.

Granted you don't care but that may be because the people around you aren't interesting to you so you might as well try finding friends online. Go find some shitty forums or join in on one of the fj boards.
#134688 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/21/2014) [-]
anyone have sort of a guide or strategy for flirting? Not like in a club flirting, but like legit considering dating a person flirting.
#134751 to #134688 - cptfuzzybeard (05/22/2014) [-]
It's all about confidence. confidence comes with practice. ergo, try again and again.
User avatar #134735 to #134688 - cosmiczoom (05/22/2014) [-]
be interested, then pretend you're not interested, then seal the deal
#134729 to #134688 - saltybanana (05/22/2014) [-]
its all in the wrist maan!!   
   
came to the right place brothaa!   
you can mr.macho steel and smooth talk them panties off, buuuuut youre not mr. macho steel. best way to hit on a girl is being yourself bro. dont pick up some ratchet ass hoe, find you good girl!   
   
just be cheesy with your lines.  talk to women as if your talking to a male. dont get nervous and start shitting your pants while st-st-strutting like a bitch! be confident!
its all in the wrist maan!!

came to the right place brothaa!
you can mr.macho steel and smooth talk them panties off, buuuuut youre not mr. macho steel. best way to hit on a girl is being yourself bro. dont pick up some ratchet ass hoe, find you good girl!

just be cheesy with your lines. talk to women as if your talking to a male. dont get nervous and start shitting your pants while st-st-strutting like a bitch! be confident!
User avatar #134716 to #134688 - nippuhl (05/22/2014) [-]
Depends if you're a girl or guy.
User avatar #134709 to #134688 - ScottP (05/22/2014) [-]
From what I've heard other people say:

- Treat them how you would a regular person
- Be kind and courteous
- Be confident
- Take a risk
User avatar #134693 to #134688 - brozotheclown (05/21/2014) [-]
depends on the girl bro
User avatar #134685 - RADDDDs (05/21/2014) [-]
I need hints on how to talk with people over text (esp to girls), getting to know the person without being like a detective (asking way too much) or as a novelist (writing too much).
Any good ideas?
User avatar #134890 to #134685 - chocolatehotdog (05/23/2014) [-]
Talk as much as feels natural--don't force anything, that ain't attractive. Listen to your gut.
User avatar #134689 to #134685 - larsfillmore (05/21/2014) [-]
How was your day?
What did you do today?
#134683 - classlessfaggot (05/21/2014) [-]
so, I finally talked to both A and S. I'm dating s now, and I'm really happy about it. she drives me wild, and she feels things on the same level as me, so we're always on the same page.
User avatar #134740 to #134683 - coconuthat (05/22/2014) [-]
Don't stress about that, It'll happen when the time is right. You're both still in the cupcake stage. Don't rush into anything man, just enjoy each other and let feelings grow stronger and let you guys build a more emotional and communicative bond before you go to the physical bonding. You guys will know when you're both ready. Just remember if you're ready before her, don't pressure her. Talk to her about it and tell her you'll wait until she's ready. No pushing either. Enjoy yourselves man!
#134684 to #134683 - classlessfaggot (05/21/2014) [-]
I guess the advice I'm looking for now if on what to do about the whole sex thing. she's still a virgin so am I , and I don't want to make her feel pressured into anything. what do you think, FJ?
User avatar #134690 to #134684 - herblegerble (05/21/2014) [-]
Take it as it comes. When you're both ready you'll probably know, and don't expect too much from it or so I'm told. still a virgin myself
User avatar #134682 - skysaurus (05/21/2014) [-]
Long story short: my crazy ex who we both share basically the same friends i think is trying to turn everyone against me even though i know that they agree with me in the fact that she is fucking out her mind on a lot of things. Dunno if i'm just being paranoid or of this is actually going down.
User avatar #134710 to #134682 - ScottP (05/22/2014) [-]
That's how I felt, but eventually I started realizing that she's just a person like me. She's only doing things that make her happy, and that's perfectly fine
User avatar #134711 to #134710 - skysaurus (05/22/2014) [-]
i understand that and shes even dating one of my friends which i have no problem with, but just the fact that even with a new bf she might still be trying to turn people against me because i broke up with her is the bs part
User avatar #134681 - ishallsmiteyou (05/21/2014) [-]
Don't read this the wrong way, it'll probably come across as someone who's just bitching and complaining but I am in fact looking for advice.

I have NO fucking free will. Everything I do I've got my parents breathing down the back of my neck for no reason at all. They seem to think that every single aspect of my life needs to be controlled by them. Hell, for the first 10 years I lived with them they decided, not me, my exact "schedule" for EVERY. FUCKING. DAY. Only in the last couple of years have I been able to make any decisions myself and even those are extremely limited (deciding what I wear, what instrument I want to play, etc). I've tried explaining to them time and time again that I'm going to do with my life what I want, not what they want. Apparently in their little isolated bubble that signifies me being their equivalent of a fucking suicide bomber.

So what the fuck do I do to get the message across?
User avatar #134686 to #134681 - RADDDDs (05/21/2014) [-]
1: Understand that their purpose is to give the best for you, they -supposedly- love you, remember that
2: let them know that you need more freedom (remember #1)
3: talk it all out politely, write down what you need, what you expect, and what will happen if you keep being "pushed around"
4: if the previous steps are no good, tell them: "yo, i need my space, see y'all when i found it" and you stay a whole day (or more) out of their sight
good luck
User avatar #134665 - mrallex (05/21/2014) [-]
So I just finished my finals and I have nothing to do for the next 2.5 months.
I'm going to die from boredom.
I need something like a project or anything of the sort to do for at least a week long.

Ideas?
User avatar #134763 to #134665 - nsfwcontent (05/22/2014) [-]
Is there anything you've always wanted to do but never had the time?
Even if you don't know how to do it you have over 2 months to learn and do it.
e.g. whittling, skateboarding, cooking

Or you could do some job searching and see if you can get a full time/part time job over that period to earn some extra money.

All just ideas but hopefully something helps
#134752 to #134665 - cptfuzzybeard (05/22/2014) [-]
Game of Thrones
Walking Dead
Breaking Bad

Skyrim
Mods for Skyrim
Minecraft

Or, you could go with the time-honored tradition: furious masturbation.
User avatar #134696 to #134665 - pokemonstheshiz (05/21/2014) [-]
watch a classic movie that you've never seen everyday.
read a book
start learning a new language
start learning how to code
User avatar #134691 to #134665 - charac (05/21/2014) [-]
Has there been anything that always fascinated you but you were'nt able to do it? Wanted to build miniature boats or learn the secret art of Kung-Fu?
Now is the time.
User avatar #134680 to #134665 - haydentheviking (05/21/2014) [-]
Make a boat.
#134667 to #134665 - minutes ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Yeah i am in the same boat man. Sports and exercise is the best. You got so much energy and so much time to spent, it's good. You get to go outside for cardio or generall workout and it's something very good for your health, you should try it.
User avatar #134669 to #134667 - mrallex (05/21/2014) [-]
hmm yea I also thought of that. I can make it a daily routine, but I don't think it'll be that efficient in afternoons.
#134671 to #134669 - minutes ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
If you spent around 2 hours a day working out, you will already feel like you achieved something in the evening and will be happy to just chill. Also, you can still watch a ton of tv shows or movies, video games are available as well.
#134664 - iamjustheretoroll (05/21/2014) [-]
sooo, yeh.. i've met this girl now, and i really like her a lot. im 19 years old, she's 16. i've never really had a real girlfriend, so i need to get some advice from you, guys. i've been to her 4-5 times, and all we've been doing is laying in her bed, cuddling and stuff. we have also been watching some movies.

now, the questions:

1) what kind of "healthy snacks" does a girl like, and doesn't give one a bad breath

2) what should i talk about when there is an awkward silence?

3) i want to make her laugh, but i feel unsecure about what i should say and when i should say it. what do i do?

i cant come up with any other questions, but i know there is a lot i am wondering about, so if you wanna give me some random advices, please do so!

and now, the bad news... in about 3 months, she will be going to usa as an exchange student, and i will go to the army for about 1 year... we've talked about this, and we've agreed on having a great time as long as it lasts... what do you think?

User avatar #134764 to #134664 - nsfwcontent (05/22/2014) [-]
1) Ask her what her preferred healthy snack is which also gives you a somewhat random topic when a awkward silence comes up.

2) It could be absolutely anything but not all silence is awkward, there are times when you can just cuddle up to each other and enjoy the peace and quiet and possibly even fall asleep in each others arms.

3) Just be yourself, if people naturally find you funny then just be yourself, if they don't then don't worry because you won't be being yourself. Don't try to be someone you're not for a girl, I made that mistake and there was so much wasted time where I was trying to be someone I wasn't and there was so much missed out on.

You have a limited time with her so talk about anything you want to do together to make the most of your time. If she wants to go to the beach, do it! If you want to have a picnic by a lake with just the two of you, suggest it then do it!

You have precious little time together and shouldn't be wasting it worrying as you'll regret it so much after, that you didn't seize every moment you had together.

One day your life will flash before your eyes, make sure this part will be worth watching!
#134673 to #134664 - minutes ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Ok now to make actual advice.

1. You could just ask her you know. Also girls aren't some kind of animals you have to feed, they eat the same stuff as males.

2. You don't always need to talk, silence is okay and doesn't neccesarily mean to be akward.

3. I think you can make her laugh, since you two are already pretty close. Just be yourself, she seems to like that or she wouldn't be with you right?
#134677 to #134673 - iamjustheretoroll (05/21/2014) [-]
gee, i guess you're right. the fact that she just recently came out of an almost 2-year-long relationship, still makes me feel a little bit uncomfortable, if you know what i mean.. like.. i've never felt like this for a girl before....

aaaaw fuck, maan... i'm too sleepy to think and write about this now... i'll have a quick wank, then go to bed! but thanks for the advices! i think i only needed to hear it from someone else! Good night! xoxo
#134668 to #134664 - minutes ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
fuck her
#134670 to #134668 - iamjustheretoroll (05/21/2014) [-]
right in the pussy?
#134672 to #134670 - minutes ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
yes please
User avatar #134656 - bluzzerstream (05/21/2014) [-]
This is a pretty serious question:

I have a shit ton of thigns to do but still I just sit down and go through picture and picture I've just seen on fj. How do I learn to do shit with my time and not totally waste away as much as I do?

Locking my phone and computer into another room won't work. Even if I were to isolate myself with math for example I'll still only do very little before I rather stare into the wall than do math.
User avatar #134659 to #134656 - dumerveil (05/21/2014) [-]
Just force yourself to do it. There's no easy fix unless you want to take adderall.
User avatar #134660 to #134659 - bluzzerstream (05/21/2014) [-]
I have thought about it but it's not that I don't do my shit, it's just that I feel like I'm throwing away so much time.

This is also something that has been more frequent lately. I hope it goes away over the summer vac.

Is adderall bad if you aren't diagnosed with ADHD or ADD?
User avatar #134661 to #134660 - dumerveil (05/21/2014) [-]
Well, I guess you just have to realize if this is important to you, and if so do it.
And I wouldn't suggest taking adderall.
User avatar #134662 to #134661 - bluzzerstream (05/21/2014) [-]
Maybe I'll start off by studying now.... Huehue shit
User avatar #134648 - ScottP (05/21/2014) [-]
Guys, I just finished high-school. What now?
User avatar #134675 to #134648 - winners (05/21/2014) [-]
make sure you know what u want to do in life before going to college. college was a waste for me I wanted to do Film
User avatar #134676 to #134675 - ScottP (05/21/2014) [-]
It's a strange situation. I'm good at writing stories and art, but I don't know how to get a job doing those things. I really enjoy film, but I'm also not sure how to proceed with that. I want to go into pharmacy, but I'm terrible at chemistry.
User avatar #134678 to #134676 - winners (05/21/2014) [-]
create something and show it to the world. make a book, just reasearch how to do it. my friend is writing one right now and its looking good
User avatar #134679 to #134678 - ScottP (05/21/2014) [-]
I plan on working on this one story in my spare time. I've made some decent headway into it during the last semester of senior year, and I'm looking towards writing some more this summer
User avatar #134658 to #134648 - dumerveil (05/21/2014) [-]
Get a job or do some other type of schooling.
User avatar #134651 to #134648 - christmouth (05/21/2014) [-]
Celebrate.
User avatar #134647 - thisistheguy (05/21/2014) [-]
My buddy gave me a few Cuban cigars, what's a good way to take care of them if you don't have a humidor?
#134646 - novuss (05/21/2014) [-]
FJ I need your help!
I got invited to this party tonight and its themed. The theme is "failed experiments/human guinea pig"
Anybody got any lastminute ideas?
User avatar #134653 to #134646 - alexanderburns (05/21/2014) [-]
You should be fine going the way you are now
#134657 to #134653 - bluzzerstream (05/21/2014) [-]
You made me laugh more than anything has in a long time
You made me laugh more than anything has in a long time
User avatar #134649 to #134646 - ScottP (05/21/2014) [-]
You could get one of those makeup pencils and create stitches all across your face to make it seem like it was made from different parts
User avatar #134652 to #134649 - novuss (05/21/2014) [-]
Dont think ill make that look good. Ill figure I grab my sisters halloween costume, snowwhite or sexy nurse. And rock the look as a guy wanted to be female and thus a failed experiment

would that work?
User avatar #134666 to #134652 - ScottP (05/21/2014) [-]
Sure I suppose
#134631 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
a little advice for all you sick folks like myself if you have a slight cough and sore tonsels eat ocar meyers bacon straight out the pack it will reduce to annoying factor of any cold or fever
#134623 - usuckmeisucku (05/21/2014) [-]
How do you heal a broken heart...?
#134754 to #134623 - cptfuzzybeard (05/22/2014) [-]
Drink. Jerk it. Repeat.
Eventually you will feel better. Probably more from the time than from the alcohol or the masturbation, but still.
User avatar #134650 to #134623 - ScottP (05/21/2014) [-]
Listen to some sad songs and let the emotions flow out Bee Gees- How Can You Mend A Broken Heart
User avatar #134644 to #134623 - makotoitou (05/21/2014) [-]
Eat a fresh one
User avatar #134638 to #134623 - alexanderburns (05/21/2014) [-]
Duct tape
User avatar #134628 to #134623 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
With time, man...
With time.

Easiest way to mend it?
Pick up some hobbies, hang out with friends, go and be social; Occupy your time.
Continue occupying your time and being social and sooner or later you'll find someone else.
User avatar #134619 - eddio (05/21/2014) [-]
I have a problem with sleeping.

As in, whenever I do sleep, I always end up sleeping for way longer than 8 hours, even though i sleep daily.

Is it something Im eating? Or not eating? Does the hour at which I go to bed have some bearing on the amount of time I sleep for?

At this point, I'm often finding myself waking up at 2-4 in the afternoon, I couyld really use help on this.
User avatar #134629 to #134619 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
You've more than likely made it a habit of going to sleep at, let's say in the AM, and waking in the PM.

One way to change your sleeping pattern is to force it so you sleep for 4 or 6 hours.
Try going to bed earlier.
Set multiple alarms.
Make a reason for why you need to be awake at that time.

If you don't have much of a reason to get up, you won't.
You'll just keep hitting the snooze and going straight back to sleep.
But if there is something you need to do that day, then you will wake up on time.
User avatar #134633 to #134629 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
i woke up to a text asking if i wanted to fuck from a chick on my road ive known for a while and i just went back to sleep so that cant be entirely true xD
#134634 to #134633 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
...   
   
Well, what normally wakes me up is if I have an appointment/ job to be at.   
Recently, having quit my job, there isn't much of a reason to wake up on time.   
   
Create a reason that you absolutely need to be awake for.   
Otherwise breaking out of the habit will be a lot harder and longer. Unless you pick up a job or something.   
   
 Also, that could have been a prank text. Not saying it is, but it could be. If it were me receiving that text, I'd go back to sleep too.
...

Well, what normally wakes me up is if I have an appointment/ job to be at.
Recently, having quit my job, there isn't much of a reason to wake up on time.

Create a reason that you absolutely need to be awake for.
Otherwise breaking out of the habit will be a lot harder and longer. Unless you pick up a job or something.

Also, that could have been a prank text. Not saying it is, but it could be. If it were me receiving that text, I'd go back to sleep too.
User avatar #134637 to #134634 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
ive actually started doing youtube videos a lot so i wake up sometimes i really have no need to wake up early sorry i own my own business x3
User avatar #134639 to #134637 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
That sounds awesome.

'Grats.
The YouTube audience is hard to please.


Best comments I've gotten on my videos are:

"what screen filmer do you use?"

"How do it work!?"

"How to record the full screen and audio?
My´╗┐ Fraps only record a little window and no Audio."
User avatar #134642 to #134639 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
if youd like to watch www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDTOxRh6Q2o < heres the earliestvideo that wasnt gaming
User avatar #134641 to #134639 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
try to find the sound settings i used to record dayz but now i do shopvideos x3
#134620 to #134619 - minutes ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Sleeping a lot is sometimes linked to depression or overall sadness. People who feel like that tend to sleep a lot more then happy people. This might be completely useless information to you but it's the only thing that came to my mind.
User avatar #134621 to #134620 - eddio (05/21/2014) [-]
You do have a point, I've been waiting to start studying in June, and my first work gig has been constantly postponed, so often I'm at home just left waiting to do something, because of this I do fairly often feel inferior.

Thanks a lot for that info.
#134622 to #134621 - minutes ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
No problem man. I think you just need something to do, i have the same problem lately. Sitting around infront of the computer being bored sucks. Maybe you should find a new activity for the spare time you have now.
User avatar #134624 to #134622 - eddio (05/21/2014) [-]
Usually I go to gym on a daily basis, but Ive sold my car and am waiting for the dealership to call me up and let me know my new one is ready. So really I'm stuck at home for the moment.
#134625 to #134624 - minutes ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Have you tried doing cardio? I only recently got into that but it sure helps as well. You get to leave your home which is already a good thing and you feel kinda good afterwards.
User avatar #134626 to #134625 - eddio (05/21/2014) [-]
I might just do that, endorphin release after gym make me a lot happier, thanks!
User avatar #134603 - braindeadmetalhead (05/21/2014) [-]
how do i get my gay friend to stop flirting with me? It's sorta annoying.
User avatar #134645 to #134603 - makotoitou (05/21/2014) [-]
Just git gud and turn gay
#134616 to #134603 - leukemiaboy (05/21/2014) [-]
**leukemiaboy rolled image** leave a plunger in the toilet
User avatar #134613 to #134603 - sugoi (05/21/2014) [-]
Hit on a girl infront of him, that'll show em.

This may or may not ruin your friendship.
Please pay attention to the fact that I put a 'on' between 'hit' and 'a'.
User avatar #134609 to #134603 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Tell them to fuck off!
User avatar #134610 to #134609 - braindeadmetalhead (05/21/2014) [-]
i didn't say that exactly, but i told him that it made me feel weird and shit. and asked if he could stop with it. I know it sounds terrible, but it sorta makes me want to stop talking to him. It makes me feel uncomfortable.
User avatar #134611 to #134610 - pigglysumbeech (05/21/2014) [-]
Is it terrible for an uninterested woman to politely ask a guy to stop hitting on her?

Nope.

They're gay. Not alien.
#134598 - windprimal (05/21/2014) [-]
Any tips on how to eat better? TLDR: Former swimmer, ripped, went to college, stopped swimming, kept eating like one, piled on weight.

I know my problem, which is being addicted to food. It's hard to manage something I never had to do before.
User avatar #134600 to #134598 - Nameloc (05/21/2014) [-]
Some tips:

1) Cook everything yourself - No fast food, no deserts, etc.
2) No Soda - If you're drinking soda, stop completely and you'll drop a few pounds
3) Plan each meal ahead of time - Know what you're going to eat each week for each day
4) Eat in smaller portions multiple times a day
5) Water. Only drink Water. Occasionally other things, but mainly water
#134601 to #134600 - windprimal (05/21/2014) [-]
Notes taken. Thank ya
#134591 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/21/2014) [-]
Guys, what do you do when your self-esteem is wrecked by your lack of ability to get gf.
Like, I'm pretty confident (Not over confident) and can have a decent conversation with just about anyone I have alot of friends, yet the fact that I can't seem to find a girl that'd actually want to date me gets me down.
I'm not asking how to get a girlfriend I'm just wanting to know how to stop it from getting to y'know?
User avatar #134636 to #134591 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
go compliment yourself in the mirror a lot youll feel better its not your looks entirely they also love confidence theyll hop your dick straight off if you roll up acting like the old spice man
#134617 to #134591 - minutes ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Love is about luck, really. As long as you are desireable (this doesn't mean you have to be a 10/10, it only means that you do basics such as washing yourself, your teeth and don't wear the same clothes everyday) and able to speak to whoever you want, you will eventually find a girl. Just put yourself out there and have fun. Go to concerts, go to partys, just overall leave your house and you will meet an incredible amount of people. People always seem to meet the right person in the weirdest places and times. Hell a friend of mine met his girlfriend the first time while jogging.

You can do it, i can, we all can.
User avatar #134594 to #134591 - oborawatabinost (05/21/2014) [-]
I'm kind of in the same boat as you. I'm generally confident (in some areas), and while I'm not socially retarded, I'm not very extroverted. That could be the main thing for me. It also could be that I'm picky. But, the most likely reason is that I'm ugly. I'm not fat, I'm actually in pretty good shape, it's just that I'm an unattractive person.

I don't know about you, but those are my reasons, most likely. Perhaps they apply for you as well.
#134593 to #134591 - saltybanana (05/21/2014) [-]
crazy naggel in the place representing!    
   
bitches aint shit but hoes n tricks! dont worry man, look at me i aint have a gf?  im always here fucking answering yall stupid ass questions! i actually love them keep them cumming!  just cause you dont have somebody to love, shouldnt bring your self esteem down, fuck your fucking single. have some fun maaan! talk to all the hunies be flirty with them hoes.    
   
and if the bitch dont talk to you back no moe, WELL FUCK HER!! bitches come and go man. you'll eventually find your special lady. just have fun meanwhile. be a man whore.
crazy naggel in the place representing!

bitches aint shit but hoes n tricks! dont worry man, look at me i aint have a gf? im always here fucking answering yall stupid ass questions! i actually love them keep them cumming! just cause you dont have somebody to love, shouldnt bring your self esteem down, fuck your fucking single. have some fun maaan! talk to all the hunies be flirty with them hoes.

and if the bitch dont talk to you back no moe, WELL FUCK HER!! bitches come and go man. you'll eventually find your special lady. just have fun meanwhile. be a man whore.
User avatar #134635 to #134593 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
bitches they come they go like saturday through sunday monday yo - eminem
#134592 to #134591 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/21/2014) [-]
*getting to me

sorry
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