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User avatar #120115 - faithrider (03/05/2014) [-]
what is the best site to make a free poll on? i want to do a demographic type thing and post the results on fj, but i don't know where to start. i want the results to come out easy to understand, and easy to post on here. the thing is i have a tendency not to trust websties i haven't gone to before. i want to make sure i don't get a virus on my computer, and i don't want to give any of you fantastic assholes a virus either (own up, you know you guys are assholes)
User avatar #120128 to #120115 - storkillen (03/05/2014) [-]
strawpoll.me
pretty good in my opinion
#120114 - anonymous (03/05/2014) [-]
"I Have a serious condition!"-said every fucking hamplanet ever...
#120123 to #120114 - anonymous (03/05/2014) [-]
I hate it when people do that. I have a medical condition that does makes me fat, and I don't use it as a fucking excuse. I get off my ass and I exercise. Hell I exercised even when I had a broken foot + sprained ankle.
they need to suck it up and stop being faggots.
User avatar #120116 to #120114 - faithrider (03/05/2014) [-]
"i don't have the self control to stop myself from eating everything, it's a problem and i have to solve it myself" - said no fucking hamplanet ever...
#120108 - anonymous (03/05/2014) [-]
I have a boyfriend (yay!) but the thing is, he's grown up with only brothers and is really rough when we play fight and muck around and doesnt quite 'get' girls as much as the average dude with sisters. Plus he's a big dude aswell, so he's a lot stronger than me (I versed him in an arm wrestle, entire body vs one arm and i still lost)

Just wondering, how do i get it across to him that he's really rough at times and can be...idk...really well, kindof hormone driven rather than a logical human.... lol. I love spending time with him and mucking around but Jesus, I'm going to break something soon. (I've already mentioned that he's rough, but he still hasnt calmed down)
Help? :F
User avatar #120185 to #120108 - myrtille (03/05/2014) [-]
if he's leaving marks, show them to him. drill it into his brain that he's being too rough. if he really is hurting you, don't be afraid to let out a cry or get pissed a little. it might ruin the moment, but HE is the one not getting it, not you, so don't feel guilty.
User avatar #120134 to #120108 - thirdjess (03/05/2014) [-]
My brother is exactly the same. Just get broken record on his ass. 'You're being too rough, you're being too rough, you're being too rough.'
User avatar #120109 to #120108 - hawaiianhappysauce (03/05/2014) [-]
Talk to him about it? Communication is key in a relationship. Congrats though.
#120097 - anonymous (03/05/2014) [-]
the only guy that ever liked me was a pedophile...
what the hell do I do, I don't trust anyone and people generally look down on me because I am quiet and always the 'outcast' of the group standing off to the side.
help... i want a friend...a boyfriend maybe... it just depresses me that all I get is the pedophile from seven eleven. and meanwhile bitches be upset about only getting 'douchebags'.. hey atleast normal people are attracted to you
User avatar #120186 to #120097 - myrtille (03/05/2014) [-]
start a conversation with somebody that doesn't look down on you. i seriously doubt that 100% of the kids at your school hate you, so just find a couple of people who wave at you in the hallway, or smile at you, or whatever, because they're friendly people, and friendly people are the easiest to start off being friends with. they'll most likely keep talking to you and being nice even if they don't want to, and you'll be able to figure out how to be more social from there. So you talked to that person, what's stopping you from talking to this other person? This cute guy? standing up for yourself to the bitches? be brave and get it done, everything else will come
User avatar #120111 to #120097 - hawaiianhappysauce (03/05/2014) [-]
My advice is to stay away from pedophiles. To Troll A Predator 4
User avatar #120110 to #120097 - watermelloon (03/05/2014) [-]
you should use your facebook. Add people you were friends with or are acquaintances with (girls would be best for this) then you should ask them to go to the movies or pools with you, as friends. You might get rejected a couple of times but a girl will get bored and go with u and then WALAH! you have a new friend

Its super nerve racking to ask people to hangout and stuff, especially when shit like that has happened to you. :F but dw! People are usually good.
User avatar #120100 to #120097 - skorve (03/05/2014) [-]
Do you have any hobbies? Gaming or drawing or music or something? Follow that, and you'll find guys who're into the same thing. And then you'll find someone who can genuinely like you for you, and it can grow. Having things in common is always a good jumping off point
#120103 to #120100 - anonymous (03/05/2014) [-]
well i draw so i guess theres that
User avatar #120112 to #120103 - skorve (03/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, try impressing people with it. Ever read that greentext about the quiet girl who drew some guy, and it just blew him away? Maybe try that. Or join an art/drawing club, see if there's any guys in it you like. It'll take a bit of bravery, but it's definitely worth trying
User avatar #120106 to #120103 - kashikeoi (03/05/2014) [-]
drawing is quite a fun skill to have, perhaps from there you can find somethings in common with people, hell or even impress people
User avatar #120098 to #120097 - kashikeoi (03/05/2014) [-]
a friend in need is a friend indeed,


come pm me if you need someone to talk to
#120104 to #120098 - anonymous (03/05/2014) [-]
thank you
User avatar #120113 to #120104 - kashikeoi (03/05/2014) [-]
but seriously if ya need to talk to someone im usually on quite often
User avatar #120105 to #120104 - kashikeoi (03/05/2014) [-]
no problem
#120089 - anonymous (03/05/2014) [-]
my dick is 6.5 inches, but i always feel like it's small. when watching porn, isee they hve huge dongs and it makes me feel bad about mine.
also, i know girls' hands are smaller than guys'. how much smaller? on porn, i see a girl can't usually wrap her whole hand around the guys' dick, but i can with my hand.
please help.
User avatar #120187 to #120089 - myrtille (03/05/2014) [-]
girls don't care about penises
guys seem to be the ones who makes penis size into a big deal
so if you're worried about a girl being unimpressed, don't...because it's what you do, not what you have.
User avatar #120124 to #120089 - watermelloon (03/05/2014) [-]
honestly anywhere between 3-7 inches is fine. so your 6 inches is fine.

Any smaller and its harder to get the job done, any bigger and the girl may feel intimidated due to the size (You probably wont be able to fit it all in there haha XD) Porn stars are chosen because they have nice bodies, questionable morals and for the men, giant penises. :|

- from a girl.
#120292 to #120124 - anonymous (03/06/2014) [-]
how would read head work then? would i be big enough for her to give me heard.
also, if a girl gives me head, would she deepthroat all of it, half of it, a qurter of it? sorry, i'm just really self concious about it..
User avatar #120095 to #120089 - faithrider (03/05/2014) [-]
what i have read is that most male pornstars have had surgeries to legnthen their cocks to that point... i wouldn't know how true that is, but whatever
User avatar #120091 to #120089 - skorve (03/05/2014) [-]
Having talked with a girl that was with 3 different guys, one small, one average, and one large, her favorite was the average. There's no chance of it hurting, but it's still satisfying. Be proud, you're hitting the sweet spot (in more ways then one I'm too proud of myself for that one ).
User avatar #120090 to #120089 - awesomerninjathing (03/05/2014) [-]
>comparing penis size to pornstars
>Shiggy diggy
User avatar #120031 - countrystrong (03/05/2014) [-]
What do guys typically find attractive about a girl? Not just looks, but anything.; what gets them interested? I don't seem to catch guys' attention, other than the creepy or douchebag ones... I feel like I'm not doing something right. I'm shy, but no guy takes the time to get to know me either
User avatar #120126 to #120031 - infamoustrapper (03/05/2014) [-]
huge fucking titties
User avatar #120118 to #120031 - hawaiianhappysauce (03/05/2014) [-]
This is completely irrelevant to the question but... if that's your picture on your profile, I suggest you take it off. Aside from Facebook, you really do not want your picture on anything. Just a suggestion.
User avatar #120129 to #120118 - storkillen (03/05/2014) [-]
I have to say I agree on this point, don't have a picture of yourself on a website you can't control. For your own good change it
User avatar #120096 to #120031 - faithrider (03/05/2014) [-]
my gf- 1.neither of us were looking for a relationship...
2. we both believe the same things (we're both christians, and after some discussion we found out that our interpretation of what the bible says is very similar, and we are pretty close to the same place in our"walk with God" as the biblethuimpers like to say)

3. we like a lot of the same things.

4. i make her laugh

5. she laughs at my jokes.

so i guess, it helps (though it's not necessarily the primary concern) to believe similar things, and to me a sense of humor is important
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User avatar #120079 to #120031 - urinarytractinfect (03/05/2014) [-]
a girl who has the balls to approach me herself, not me approaching her. she knows wut she wants, shes not a little kid in a womans body, wich i find is verry common. just those traits alone will make that particular woman make men feel intimidated. so its up too you. you lil vagina you.
User avatar #120078 to #120031 - awesomerninjathing (03/05/2014) [-]
she suck dick good
User avatar #120080 to #120078 - teoberry (03/05/2014) [-]
how would you know
User avatar #120081 to #120080 - awesomerninjathing (03/05/2014) [-]
she do suck suck on me
User avatar #120082 to #120081 - teoberry (03/05/2014) [-]
shut up what shitty song is that from
User avatar #120083 to #120082 - awesomerninjathing (03/05/2014) [-]
no song
she suck on me she do penis happy
User avatar #120086 to #120083 - teoberry (03/05/2014) [-]
teddy plz i wuz kiddin
User avatar #120085 to #120083 - teoberry (03/05/2014) [-]
well?
User avatar #120084 to #120083 - teoberry (03/05/2014) [-]
you seem like you'd enjoy pegging
User avatar #120076 to #120031 - alecbaldwinning ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
maybe I'm a big pussy but most of what attracts me to a girl is personality. She has to be fun. Some people just click together ya know? I mean, looks do matter. But she doesn't have to be Scarlett Johansen. Just be yourself, and be patient.
User avatar #120077 to #120076 - countrystrong (03/05/2014) [-]
that's not a bad thing at all, it's good to like a great personality
User avatar #120075 to #120031 - subgunner (03/05/2014) [-]
just be who YOU want to be if you change for them then it is not worth it..... you got to give and take in a relationship... not before...
User avatar #120070 to #120031 - sweetbutteryjesus (03/05/2014) [-]
Don't use too much makeup. Guys like natural beauty, and it makes a girl not seem shallow.
Be open and interested in a conversation.
Keep a grip on the flirting. It can get weird.
Make sure you are being supportive.
Wear nice clothes. Like you're in one of those magazines.
Hell, introduce him to FJ.
User avatar #120071 to #120070 - countrystrong (03/05/2014) [-]
I've got to find a guy to introduce to FJ first lol I don't wear makeup other than eyeliner because I love how it makes my eyes look. I just try to be generally friendly
#120072 to #120071 - sweetbutteryjesus (03/05/2014) [-]
Then you should be set
User avatar #120073 to #120072 - countrystrong (03/05/2014) [-]
I hope. I try to do my part
User avatar #120068 to #120031 - mechaemperor (03/05/2014) [-]
Depends on the guy.
I like smart, dedicated, open-minded, funny, visually-appealing girls. Having plenty common interests is good too with some different tastes to keep things in variety.
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User avatar #120066 to #120059 - countrystrong (03/05/2014) [-]
I'm a cheerful person, mainly because that's what we are told to be like at work. I smile or say hi to almost everyone I pass
User avatar #120055 to #120031 - makotoitou ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
post some titties and I'll review them to offer more feedback
User avatar #120056 to #120055 - countrystrong (03/05/2014) [-]
Nice try, not happening
User avatar #120039 to #120031 - thirdjess (03/05/2014) [-]
See there's your issue right there. 'I don't catch guys attention except the creeps'. I getcha. I also find a lot of dudes creepy as all hell and have ridiculous standards, but I don't complain about it. I'm single and that's my own damn fault, basically. I don't care, but it's still my own fault. You can't expect guys to want to get to know you beyond your face if you don't want to get to know the few who do because you can't look beyond their face.
User avatar #120043 to #120039 - countrystrong (03/05/2014) [-]
I get what you're saying, but I'm not one to judge based off of looks. When I say creepy or that they're an asshole, it's because I take the time to talk to them and then I find out what type of person they really are. I don't really have that many standards, none that can't be met
User avatar #120047 to #120043 - thirdjess (03/05/2014) [-]
Truth be told, everyones different. There is no one rule for attracting men. You could wear very little clothing but you're not gonna find a partner, you're going to find a one night stand. My most recent ex for example wasn't phased by apprearances at all. I went through that phase of asking him all those dumb questions 'what's your type, what's your favourite body part' and so on (insecurities SMH) which resulted in him being mad at me that I assumed he was only attracted to someones outer appreance.

You can't rely on guys to make the effort, that is straight up bullshit. So put it on friend mode for the moment, find and befriend a cool dude you have lots of common interest with, then ask em to dinner.
User avatar #120050 to #120047 - countrystrong (03/05/2014) [-]
That's a good point. I'm not only relying on the guy to make an effort though. I am an insecure person, I always have been. I'm not a confident person, and I'm trying to work on that. I am not searching just for a relationship, but someone I can get along with and confide in if I need to
User avatar #120061 to #120050 - thirdjess (03/05/2014) [-]
So this is more so 'how do I break out of my shell' and less so 'how do I attract guys'? Go to parties, basically. Not necessarily alcoholic parties, but you know. Social gatherings. What I used to do was go to public spaces (typically the local shopping centre, such a teenager) and just approach people who look interesting and compliment them for it. The first couple of times terrified me, but once you walk up to them it's pretty easy.
User avatar #120063 to #120061 - countrystrong (03/05/2014) [-]
I am a fairly social friendly person, but that only gets me so far before I clam up and run out of things to say
User avatar #120064 to #120063 - thirdjess (03/05/2014) [-]
Practice practice practice.
User avatar #120067 to #120064 - countrystrong (03/05/2014) [-]
It's a work in progress
User avatar #120020 - mrnappy (03/05/2014) [-]
Hey, I have 6.34 gb of e-books

I need to transfer them without the use of a usb, how to?
User avatar #120069 to #120020 - mechaemperor (03/05/2014) [-]
Homegroup sharing in local networks is available on windows PCs.
User avatar #120048 to #120020 - pocketstooheavy (03/05/2014) [-]
Transfer them to where? If the location is on the same network then you can use the HFS web server and transfer it that way. Very quick and only requires a web browser on the receiver's end.
User avatar #120052 to #120048 - mrnappy (03/05/2014) [-]
Yea, both are on the same network. How do i use HFS?
User avatar #120057 to #120052 - pocketstooheavy (03/05/2014) [-]
It is very easy. Just download it from this site ( You need to login to view this link ) and save it somewhere. No install, just run the file. If it asks you to add something to the context list, say YES. That will allow you to simply right click on a folder and add it. Then, you just go to that computer's IP address on the other computer and download it through an easy to use web interface.

Honestly, I work in Networking and all sorts of IT stuff all day and this is one of the most useful little tools I know of.
User avatar #120060 to #120057 - mrnappy (03/05/2014) [-]
Ok, cool thanks

Umm, how do you get IP adress?
User avatar #120062 to #120060 - pocketstooheavy (03/05/2014) [-]
Assuming you're using Windows, press "Windows Key + R" and a "run" window should come up. Type "cmd" in that box and hit ENTER. Once inside the command prompt, type "ipconfig" and in that list it should list your network interface card and your IPv4 address should be under it.
User avatar #120058 to #120057 - pocketstooheavy (03/05/2014) [-]
And if you can't figure out the whole context menu thing, I'm sure you can figure out how to add the folder on your own. it is very easy to use.
User avatar #120065 to #120058 - mrnappy (03/05/2014) [-]
Thank you, I'll try to figure it out on my own
User avatar #120034 to #120020 - thirdjess (03/05/2014) [-]
Compress them using winrar on it's best settings (will probably only reduce it to like maybe 5.5gb, but the less the better) and then upload it to a cloud host like google drive. It'll take a while to compress, upload and download it but that's what you get for not having a USB.
#120013 - ilikedragons (03/05/2014) [-]
Ok, so I know that we all hate the friendzone. I don't want to ever be that girl that send boys to the friendzone. But here is the problem. There is this guy, we take the same bus to school, have some classes together, we hang out at lunch... He's a good friend. Supper nice guy and stuff. He's kind of a beta; sorta overweight, but going to the gym almost everyday to get in shape. I know that this makes him self conscious... He likes me.

Problem? I'm gay. I like girls but I'm not ready / too scared to come out.

I don't want to leave him hopelessly stranded in the friendzone with no explanation but, I also don't want to hurt him and / or lose him as a friend. And I'm not ready do leave the closet.

Any advise on what I could do?
User avatar #120094 to #120013 - skorve (03/05/2014) [-]
Just don't lead him on and you're good. If he feels wronged when you've never given him an indication that you're interested, it's his fault (brutal as it sounds). And he'll come around when you show the truth.
#120022 to #120013 - ipostcp (03/05/2014) [-]
Well, you got two options. Tell him no and don't tell him why, or tell him you're a dyke. Or date him and break up with him for some other reason.
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User avatar #120024 to #120022 - ipostcp (03/05/2014) [-]
Three options, my bad.
#120026 to #120024 - ilikedragons (03/05/2014) [-]
Since I see him multiple times everyday, dating him and then breaking up would be really awkward afterwards.
Like I said, I don't want to come out just yet...
And he hasn't said anything yet... When he gets too close or tries to hug me, I flinch away or duck under his arm and laugh it off...
User avatar #120028 to #120026 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
If he is a really close friend, like one you'd trust with your life, one you'd go to WAR with, then you might have to tell him you're gay, so long as you can trust him with it to keep it secret. Like, straight up tell that nigga to keep that shit on the fucking down low or so help you god, you'll stab him in the dick.
#120029 to #120028 - ilikedragons (03/05/2014) [-]
We are not close enough to go to war together yet.... And I tend to have trouble trusting people, no mater how good of friends we are...
User avatar #120030 to #120029 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
Alright, well, before he goes hardcore on the gym thing and looks real fuckin' nice for you, you should probably ask if he is interested, and though it will be a massive kick to the dick, say you're not. If he asks why, either dodge the question or just say you're not ready for a relationship or some bullshit.

However, he won't be happy when you do come out.
#120032 to #120030 - ilikedragons (03/05/2014) [-]
He was going to the gym before we met up again. (I know him from 2 years back and just started at the same school as him in January)
User avatar #120033 to #120032 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
Well you should still probably do it.
#120035 to #120033 - ilikedragons (03/05/2014) [-]
I am a terribly shy person and I do not like direct questions....
User avatar #120036 to #120035 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
Alright you're fucked then.
#120038 to #120036 - ilikedragons (03/05/2014) [-]
So I should just leave the poor dude in the friendzone?
User avatar #120088 to #120038 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
Can you hook him up with someone?
Also, good luck on coming out!
User avatar #120040 to #120038 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
Probably not, but if theres no way to comfortably say you're not interested/gay as the day is wide, it might be the only option.
#120042 to #120040 - ilikedragons (03/05/2014) [-]
how would you react if the girl you like told you she was gay?
User avatar #120150 to #120042 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
I dunno. Never had the problem.
#120044 to #120042 - ilikedragons (03/05/2014) [-]
I'm curious to get a guys point of view
User avatar #120049 to #120044 - ipostcp (03/05/2014) [-]
I'd assume she was avoiding me. You should just act oblivious to him liking you then just spring it up.
#120054 to #120049 - ilikedragons (03/05/2014) [-]
I'm kinda avoiding him at the moment because I don't know how to deal with it
User avatar #120010 - biblioklept (03/05/2014) [-]
"I nutted but she still suckin"
I can't tell from the reaction images, is that a good thing or a bad thing?
#120011 to #120010 - ipostcp (03/05/2014) [-]
Somebody hasn't done the dirty have they?
Somebody hasn't done the dirty have they?
User avatar #120015 to #120014 - ipostcp (03/05/2014) [-]
Why are you asking anyway?
User avatar #120016 to #120015 - biblioklept (03/05/2014) [-]
Why does anybody ask anything ever on the internet
I'm really curious
User avatar #120018 to #120016 - ipostcp (03/05/2014) [-]
Well, for me I personally enjoy it although I'm sure it's different for everyone.
User avatar #120003 - gmanofwonder (03/05/2014) [-]
Is 7 1/2 small for a dick?



Honest opinion please
User avatar #120041 to #120003 - thirdjess (03/05/2014) [-]
Girth not length man. S'all in the girth.
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User avatar #120046 to #120045 - thirdjess (03/05/2014) [-]
Lol dude, girth is the circumference not the diametre. 1.75" is smaller than my pinky.
User avatar #120053 to #120046 - gmanofwonder (03/05/2014) [-]
Oh .XD haha



I'll learn it laterz
User avatar #120017 to #120003 - kashikeoi (03/05/2014) [-]
that actually is above average. the average penis size in the world is around 5 1/2" to 6"



so cheeks up on that mate
User avatar #120019 to #120017 - gmanofwonder (03/05/2014) [-]
sauce on the average?
User avatar #120023 to #120019 - kashikeoi (03/05/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size

You need to login to view this link

You need to login to view this link

just to start out on the research

i also remember learning this from sex ed in highschool ,
User avatar #120025 to #120023 - gmanofwonder (03/05/2014) [-]
Huh, Appreciate it dude!
User avatar #120027 to #120025 - kashikeoi (03/05/2014) [-]
np man


i remember being self conscious about my size, which is only barely above average.

and tbh a big dick is really overrated, most of my female friends will say the same. with very few exceptions
User avatar #120012 to #120003 - situmus (03/05/2014) [-]
You're average man, If not slightly above.
User avatar #120009 to #120003 - Claymaster (03/05/2014) [-]
That's about the white man's average
User avatar #120007 to #120003 - cottage (03/05/2014) [-]
the average size is 9 1/2 inches
#120005 to #120003 - anonymous (03/05/2014) [-]
Yes thats actually very small
User avatar #119998 - axeul (03/05/2014) [-]
Good last minute SAT practice tips?
User avatar #120008 to #119998 - chachawithbones (03/05/2014) [-]
You studied for the SAT's all your life, don't stress out.
#119989 - ploxiblox (03/05/2014) [-]
Whole Story.

Chick I've had a crush on since freshman year, met her the first day of school and we hit it off. 3 days later she is going out with my (at the time) best friend.
GoodForHimButIStillLike.jpeg
Then she tells me she has a crush on me, but wants to stay with her BF
Dumps her months later and she switches schools
Comes back to my school year later
Still have a crush on her, and I hit it off with her again.
Have flirty skype convos and some saucy video calls, but her friend tells another friend about them and she gets embarrassed ands stops
Changes schools again

Fast forward to senior year
Not so much of a pleb anymore
Recently start talking to her again (Dumped by her BF of the last 2 years)
She opens up to me and tells me her darkest secrets and shit like that

I feel like she might still have a thing for me, but then again I don't
I'm starting all the convos (shes only texted me first once)
I normally get short replies from her
But, last sunday she asked me to come over when no one was home because she felt "depressed"
I was out of town ATM and was unable to do so.

I still don't know how she feels about me, and I want to know if she is worth my time.

So what do you guys think?
User avatar #120074 to #119989 - hawaiianhappysauce (03/05/2014) [-]
I don't think she will go for it. She didn't the other 3 years, why now?
#119993 to #119989 - azinfoo ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
I've been in a really similar situation, and I'd say don't push and try and get her to like you/have a thing with you, cause it'll probably just push her further away. Instead, just lay back a little and let her come to you. If she really does have an interest, obviously she'll start to show it. If she doesn't, then at least you know and you didn't try to force it
#119995 to #119993 - ploxiblox (03/05/2014) [-]
I have been thinking about doing that for a while now, just minimize my conversations with her and see if she starts coming after me. I will try that, thanks.

Still welcoming anyone else's advice on the matter.
#120000 to #119995 - azinfoo ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, a few months ago there was this girl whom I had had a thing with for about 4 months before that. But right before school started, I could tell she wasn't really into it anymore and she liked some other guy. Instead of just getting over it, I tried to force it for like another month or so, and now I realize that was probably the worst thing to do, so if I had it to do over, I would have definitely just taken it easy and given her some space, cause it sure would have saved a lot of time and effort.
User avatar #119990 to #119989 - dizzleboy (03/05/2014) [-]
Go, you can do this i believe in you
#119984 - anonymous (03/05/2014) [-]
How should i ask my girlfriend to prom?
User avatar #120021 to #119984 - sonni (03/05/2014) [-]
Someone at my school asked his girlfriend to prom at a pep rally. He had a bunch of his friends run up to the stands we were in and hold up a sign that said "Derpina Prom?" If your not a beta I think any girl would love that. If you don't have any pep rallys coming up maybe you could do it at half time during a basketball game or something like that? or an assembly? idk just an idea. goodluck with that though
User avatar #119999 to #119984 - thirdjess (03/05/2014) [-]
..yes? I mean? Yes? Why would there be any other answer?
User avatar #119988 to #119984 - skorve (03/05/2014) [-]
Girls always love cute stuff. I sent my girlfriend on a scavenger hunt for stuff she liked (had to find her favorite book at the library, the river where I asked her out, etc.) and while she was gone, I set up a big display at her house. The bigger and more personal the better
#119987 to #119984 - acheryus (03/05/2014) [-]
Walk up to her and ask " hey what color of tie should I wear to prom?" if she is your girlfriend, then she is already expecting you to take her. so you should also just expect to be going. this knowledge comes from Wumbology.
#119978 - anonymous (03/05/2014) [-]
how do I approach a guy.
User avatar #119985 to #119978 - thegamerslife ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
Naked. jk. I just had to say it.
User avatar #119983 to #119978 - dizzleboy (03/05/2014) [-]
Just say hi to them and then tell them that they're hot and all that. I know that because I'm a straight guy that loved getting compliments from females. Especially from FJ
User avatar #119981 to #119978 - skorve (03/05/2014) [-]
A specific guy, or any guy?

If it's any guy, honestly, just talk to them. Your average guy is happy to talk to any girl. Find something on common, say something silly, tell a dumb joke, whatever. Chit chat about classes or hobbies. Really, anything, guys love talking to girls.

If it's a specific guy, then just show your interest. If you're scared of just directly saying it, then just try to imply it. Things like biting your lip when you guys lock eyes for a bit or just showing a lot of interest (without being overbearing) are good indicators.
User avatar #119979 to #119978 - makotoitou ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
give him food
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#119971 - dough (03/05/2014) [-]
Yo quick story, girlfriend ended period yesterday and wanted to have sex for the first time today! so today comes and i put on a condom and start doing my thang (quite a bit of blood) and when im about done i pull out and finish. i proceed to pee thug clearing my urethra when about 20 minutes later shes trying to go at it again. im out of condoms so i go in raw and about a minute before i finish i pull out! now shes on birth control but missed a pill last month. I got nervous and went out and bought plan B because im not tryna have a kid, but am debating whether or not to tell her to take it. she said she would if i thought she needed too but i here it has horrible side effects and dont want to put her through that unless i have to. my firends told me i was fine because it was the day after here period, it was her first time, shes on the pill, and i pulled out, but i just wanted to ask yalls advice cuz i trust yall
User avatar #120120 to #119971 - touriopalfreyman (03/05/2014) [-]
Semen can survive up to a week in the female uterus, so at any point in time during the month, if you have sex she can get pregnant. If she is not on the pill for some time, there is a chance she can get pregnant, better safe than sorry and don't have sex until you have a birth control set up next time or you won't trust each other.
User avatar #120099 to #119971 - faithrider (03/05/2014) [-]
idk. honestly i don't support the day after and abortions, but i see your dilemma.

never trust anything about "good times to have sex" she can get prego no matter what time of the month, or day of the year or hour of the day it is. what it is really dependant on is whether her ovaries are capable of releasing the egg. if she is on the pill, then usually one month won't cause an issue, it takes a bit longer for the hormones to disperse... though don't take my word for it.
User avatar #119980 to #119971 - makotoitou ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
I don't know much about this shit, but probably should just to be safe. A week of feeling like crap is better than 18 years of feeling like crap.
User avatar #119973 to #119971 - thirdjess (03/05/2014) [-]
The uterus is basically a barren plain a few days following period, so it's kinda hard to get pregnant. However, skipping a single pill fucks up the cycle for a good three months or so, so I'd keep using condoms for the time being. I haven't personally taken the plan b but I helped an (underage, thus the help needed) friend go through with the process and the worst to happen was she felt nauseus for a couple hours. But if your girlfriend throws up within 24hr of taking it, it didn't work and you need to buy another one.
User avatar #119969 - captchakid ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
Just found out this chick I play LoL with is totally on the other side of the world from me. Like, its 5pm here now, its 8am there. It's depressing, because that means she stays up really late to be able to play with me, and I don't feel like I deserve that treatment especially because she's still in school like I am, and I may be screwing up her grades and such. What do?
User avatar #119982 to #119969 - makotoitou ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
If it was troubling she wouldn't do it.
User avatar #119974 to #119969 - ipostcp (03/05/2014) [-]
dont be s elf centered. i doubt its for you eh?
#119972 to #119969 - thirdjess (03/05/2014) [-]
This is going to come across as harsh, but consider that she isn't up at all hours for you. I myself am a chick from Australia who has a tendency to stay up until four or five in the morning, for no reason other than I like the quiet.
User avatar #119975 to #119972 - captchakid ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
That may be true. There's still a possibility it's not though, I'm not that great at explaining but I have significant reason to believe otherwise.
User avatar #119945 - heraske (03/04/2014) [-]
>be me
>sixteen
>girl I wanted to date is 15, but has to wait till 16 to date
>was finally getting somewhere with a girl
>girl invites me over to her sister-in-laws house
>Me and her are in an ESRT class in school (It's like that ROTC class for you americans, except it stands for Emergency Service Response Training)
>Her dad is the fucking Commissionaire of the Fire Service of the fucking province, or some shit liek that.
>She's mormon, can't date 'till she's 16.
>She makes me happy, I make her happy.
>We cuddle, but since her brothers were there too, they ratted us out, except I think it was the one that was a year older.
>Apparently her parents flip shit
>This ESRT is funded by the Fire service.
>her older brother (I don't think he is the one who ratted us out) is my groups Drill Sarge for drills.

I think I literally just poked a hornet's nest just by chilling with a girl I actually liked for once.

On a scale of 1 - Hiroshima, how screwed am I?
User avatar #120101 to #119945 - faithrider (03/05/2014) [-]
probably somewhere around, "you have disturbed the witch" it is a problem easily solved by fire if you are patient enough. wait... that might not work hmmm. when does she turn 16?
User avatar #120246 to #120101 - heraske (03/05/2014) [-]
This monday
User avatar #119970 to #119945 - thirdjess (03/05/2014) [-]
Talk to her parents. They probably are under the impression you're just some shit kid trying to knock their daughter up. Since you seem to be involved with their family a lot, getting in contact with one of both of her parents doesn't seem like it'd be too hard. Tell em that you are interested in their daughter and the mutual interest got the better of you. That you respect their lifestyle, and it wasn't your intention to disregard it. That you had the intention to wait until she was sixteen, as she had told you about that particular rule.
User avatar #119992 to #119970 - heraske (03/05/2014) [-]
That's what I actually wanted to do, but since it seems impossible now. I'll see what the future brings me.
User avatar #119997 to #119992 - thirdjess (03/05/2014) [-]
Nothings impossible, not even nailing water to a tree. I'm only 20, so it feels a bit wrong to call myself an adult, but adults respect and appreciate it when kids try to take a mature approach.
User avatar #120001 to #119997 - heraske (03/05/2014) [-]
Well I try to be mature. Hell this girl thought I was in grade 12, since I acted more mature and well, I actually look around 21, and was able to get into bars without weird faces and spoke appropriately when spoken too, however I don't drink. Anyhow, I'd originally had planned to dress in dress shirt + tie and dress pants because from my study of Mormons, that's what they like. On top, I'd be sort of kissing my bosses ass, because apparently we can apply to get jobs during the summer, when floods and fires are at their peak rate, and they want guys to help with that just for the summer, and he's in charge of it.

So either way, I wanted to be mature about it either way, relationship or not, with no arguments either - arguments are for the internet anyway.
#119950 to #119945 - mormon ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
How much are you gonna whine about her?
User avatar #119952 to #119950 - heraske (03/04/2014) [-]
She's not really the main point here, it's the fact that it's her family that is technically in everything government related. I think I poked a hornet's nest, as I said.
User avatar #119956 to #119952 - mormon ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
Right but i never hear anything from you that i recall, and then in the course of like a week you keep talking about that one mormon girl
User avatar #119964 to #119956 - heraske (03/05/2014) [-]
Just stop.

Seriously man I can't understand you. You're making "Mormons" back into the stereotype they already are.

Think before you speak. Speaking reflects what you're thinking and shows others your IQ.
User avatar #119968 to #119964 - mormon ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
Dipshit i keep telling you, i'm not the fucking mormon on this fucking account!

I'm literally some random guy who responds for the sole reason of username, stop acting like whatever i say reflects mormons.

Also, I don't know how you find me not making sense, unless you're deliberately being retarded. I never liked you from the start, which I guarantee the feeling is mutual, however if you're going to bitch in another way about the same person multiple times in one week i'll show up. Now probably not since you're being a drama queen and can't understand the phrase "i'm not the mormon". To reiterate its a shared account, if that didn't pass through your thick skull for the third time
User avatar #119991 to #119968 - heraske (03/05/2014) [-]
>Doesn't like me

Why are you commenting on this then? God fucking damn it I'm having problems here and you're making them worse. God damned faggot.
#119994 to #119991 - mormon ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
Man I wouldn't have done that much but you had the hostile tone from the beginning. Also why you so surprised that someone on the internet isn't being nice just cause you got your panties all bunched up.

I don't get the point of the green text, going to assume you being snide again.
User avatar #119996 to #119994 - heraske (03/05/2014) [-]
How old are you, 10?
#120002 to #119996 - mormon ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
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User avatar #119949 to #119945 - klokwork (03/04/2014) [-]
id say 7. She's probably going to calm her parents down a little. And from experience brothers talk alot of shit but they dont REALLY care unless you do something really bad like you fuck her or hurt her.
User avatar #119951 to #119949 - heraske (03/04/2014) [-]
Doubt it. She told me that we're friends now. Except it doesn't seem that way. Her parents probably branded me as the Devil or some shit. Oh well. I'll just do my best in this class to get 95+ average, hopefully, just so I can get some good reviews for future Emergency Service jobs.

You can't put personal things before job related things, especially for Emergency Services.

Either way I'm off to the military.
User avatar #119955 to #119951 - klokwork (03/04/2014) [-]
I respect you for your logical view of this problem.
User avatar #119960 to #119955 - heraske (03/05/2014) [-]
Thanks, she doesn't seem to be taking a pragmatic view of the situation herself, however I wish I did.

But I'm in this class to learn to get people out of situations where if I was in the situation, I'd want someone trained and dedicated to get me out of there.
User avatar #119948 to #119945 - makotoitou ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
Nigga what the fuck is an ESRT?
User avatar #119959 to #119948 - heraske (03/05/2014) [-]
Emergency Service Response Training. We learn everything about Firefighting, get a glimpse of Paramedic and Police, as well as taking Cop driving Courses and all taht fun shit. We also learn the RCMP drill and shit. We basically save, from what I've heard, 20,000$ by taking this course, and we can become Volunteer firefighters internationally.
User avatar #119953 to #119948 - awesomerninjathing (03/04/2014) [-]
Emergency Service Response Training
User avatar #119954 to #119953 - makotoitou ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
and that does..?
User avatar #119957 to #119954 - awesomerninjathing (03/05/2014) [-]
EMERGENCY SERVICE
FIRST-RESPONDERS
User avatar #119958 to #119957 - makotoitou ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
why the fuck does that effect OP's bitch?
User avatar #119961 to #119958 - awesomerninjathing (03/05/2014) [-]
her dad is the commissionaire of the fire dept of the province which funds the ESRT
her older brother is their drill sergeant
her dad can probably kick him out I guess

did you even fucking read the story
User avatar #119963 to #119961 - makotoitou ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
I did, but it still doesn't make sense.

"durr her dad put outta da fires so now i'm sad"
User avatar #119966 to #119963 - heraske (03/05/2014) [-]
HAHA fuck man thumb for making me laugh. I legit it needed it.

Here is how it goes: Her dad is Fire Commissionaire, the dude who started the program, and is the boss of from what I can make out, all of the fire departments in our province. I am in this ESRT (Emergency Service Response Training) program, which I'm guessing was founded by him and a few others of the high-rankers in the Fire Service. Her brother is my troop's Drill Sergeant. I don't know what will happen since I haven't seen any of them since last Thursday.

Hope this clears it up.
User avatar #119943 - ebperik (03/04/2014) [-]
Has anyone ordered a patch for a jacket from a website that allows you to design your own? I want a Gojira- the way of all flesh back patch, but can't find any premade ones.
Do you have any reccomended sites?
User avatar #120422 to #119943 - metalmaster (03/06/2014) [-]
i dont know of a site like that but you could probably use a shirt and cut the logo off and sew it on yourself if its a whole back patch you want. I did that with a punisher shirt i had.
User avatar #120447 to #120422 - ebperik (03/06/2014) [-]
Didn't think of that. That's an awesome idea, thanks man
User avatar #120594 to #120447 - metalmaster (03/06/2014) [-]
no problem haha
User avatar #119928 - potaetosak (03/04/2014) [-]
I've been dating my boyfriend for almost two years now and both of us are still in high school. I'm going to graduate in May, heading to university in a big town kinda far from home (about 4 hours away I think), and I don't know what I can/should do about the situation. I think about continuing the relationship while I'm in college since he'll graduate a year after I do, or taking a break, or just breaking up altogether. The problem is I have a feeling he's going to have a lot of trouble trusting me, since he admitted to me not too long ago that he doesn't really trust anyone. I also wonder if I should be taking this so seriously. I care about the guy, and I don't want to hurt him, but I have a feeling it's inevitable.

TL;DR I'm going to college, still dating high school sweetheart, wat do?
User avatar #120190 to #119928 - myrtille (03/05/2014) [-]
try long distance. if he gets controlling or jerkish break it off. if he's controlling then he'll be controlling later. believe me i have experienced this.
User avatar #119962 to #119928 - TrashX (03/05/2014) [-]
My sister had this same problem (except the bf was also going to university the same year) her and her boyfriend decided to break up, they made the decision together and it was hard for the both of them but probably made things easier as they had no hard feelings and it made moving onto the new lives they had much easier.

Obviously everybody different but I felt this was a mature and intelligent decision, they are both still good friends and see each other when possible
#119941 to #119928 - anonymous (03/04/2014) [-]
Like you said, hurting him is probably inevitable when you're in college. Trust me on this one, if you have a feeling you are going to cheat on him then break up before it gets to that point, i, personally, would rather have you be honest about this than suck dicks behind my back and get that worthless im so sorry shit.

Good luck tho
User avatar #119940 to #119928 - BraindeadBuddha ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
I tried, it failed, it sucked *still sucks, sometimes I wish it hadn't happened. But that's just me.
#119938 to #119928 - blakebarber (03/04/2014) [-]
Are you too in love? Both of you?
User avatar #119939 to #119938 - potaetosak (03/04/2014) [-]
Yea, pretty sure of it.
#119942 to #119939 - blakebarber (03/04/2014) [-]
Then I would try to keep the relationship going, use skype and visit when you can. Tell him that you want to keep this going and don't be afraid to tell him your concerns about him not trusting you. You don't want to look back later in life and think "I should have tried".
User avatar #119932 to #119928 - itzsquiggle (03/04/2014) [-]
I'm no expert on the matter, but from my experience this is the point in the relationship where you are supposed to kidnap him, and stage his death, while then in secret transport him to your new home where you will store him in a webbed cocoon until you are ready to feed.

but keep in mind, I am no expert.
User avatar #119936 to #119932 - potaetosak (03/04/2014) [-]
That's the best non-expert advice I have ever received. Thank you.
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