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#135337 - CookieKing (05/26/2014) [-]
Whenever i find out a girl is interested in me i act like a total asshole. I'm like the nicest dude before i meet her, while i get to know her and even when i'm close with her. but then i find out she's interested and i'm a completely different person. What the hell is wrong with me?
#135367 to #135337 - zionistjew (05/26/2014) [-]
what isn't wrong with you?
User avatar #135344 to #135337 - Nameloc (05/26/2014) [-]
Try to pretend as if they're male friend when you're near them.
Makes things a lot easier.
User avatar #135426 to #135344 - awesomerninjathing (05/26/2014) [-]
MA NIGGA CHECK OUT THE ASS ON THAT BITCH FUUUUCK LMAO
#135433 to #135426 - Nameloc (05/26/2014) [-]
#1 way to get girls, right there.
#1 way to get girls, right there.
User avatar #135435 to #135433 - awesomerninjathing (05/26/2014) [-]
yeah but that's the thing
pretend she's a male friend, sure, but she's not a male friend, so don't talk about the same shit you'd say to your male friends
User avatar #135436 to #135435 - Nameloc (05/26/2014) [-]
Yeah but the concept is there just to make things simple enough to be yourself around them.

Especially since he's making himself nervous and ends up going all douchey.
User avatar #135359 to #135344 - savmg (05/26/2014) [-]
What about falling in the fucking friend zone? It's not just for people in fedoras
User avatar #135402 to #135359 - Nameloc (05/26/2014) [-]
Pretending they are a friend will make things easier and more comfortable when CookieKing makes the move.

It won't make him become an asshole, it'll allow him to become who he is infront of her; And from there, he makes ze move.
User avatar #135622 to #135402 - savmg (05/27/2014) [-]
Yeah but that's perfect friend zone example. The longer you wait the harder it gets to make a move. Life is strange...
#135360 to #135359 - CookieKing (05/26/2014) [-]
Is it weird that i felt happy someone thought i wasn't a fedora wearing faggot?
User avatar #135623 to #135360 - savmg (05/27/2014) [-]
Lol you don't sound like one is all. There's a diffrence to wingeing about the friend zone and talking about it. You didn't winge
#135635 to #135623 - CookieKing (05/27/2014) [-]
Haha yeah. Actually i'm starting to think that's part of the problem. I'm so comfortable just being a friend, any signs of a relationship scares me and being an asshole is how i cope with it. Of course being an asshole i don't even get to stay in the friendzone.

I'm just ranting now.
User avatar #135650 to #135635 - savmg (05/28/2014) [-]
All good we all need a rant at times.
#135418 to #135360 - youregaylol (05/26/2014) [-]
Does that mean people think you're a fedora wearing faggot all the time?
User avatar #135342 to #135337 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/26/2014) [-]
I think you are playing good game. Women like assholes. So keep doing it.
User avatar #135346 to #135342 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/26/2014) [-]
Lol womanexplain is angry about me telling the truth.
User avatar #135362 to #135361 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/26/2014) [-]
Stop being fat and accept the truth.
#135364 to #135362 - womanexplain (05/26/2014) [-]
If calling others names makes you feel better, let it all out.
If calling others names makes you feel better, let it all out.
User avatar #135340 to #135337 - thatnigger (05/26/2014) [-]
Does it come off to you as a surprise when someone likes you? If so you're probably too tense, relax and just be you...
#135329 - thenameschuck (05/26/2014) [-]
How do I be an alpha lord like him?
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User avatar #135377 to #135329 - harbingerwolf (05/26/2014) [-]
He looks like he's doing a Tony Stark pose, "Is it better to be feared, or rejected?"
User avatar #135363 to #135329 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/26/2014) [-]
I forgot, you apparently need to be autistic too.
User avatar #135356 to #135329 - Rei ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
Cut off your dick
User avatar #135332 to #135329 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/26/2014) [-]
Go to nearest campus
Bring knife and guns (if available)
find any bimbo and kill them
kill yourself
have females on twitter say you are hot because twitter people are fucking stupid.
User avatar #135333 to #135332 - thenameschuck (05/26/2014) [-]
Nice and solid plan but I think its missing a few steps, needs more ??? and profit. But again its solid.
User avatar #135334 to #135333 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/26/2014) [-]
The whole profit thing is old.

Also OPTIONAL

rape the corpses so you don't die a virgin.
set a trap in your appt for the cops to trigger when they investigate
Blow up a building
Bring a Quaran so the media will think this was Home Grown Terrorism
And finally, leave a note saying there are more people out there who are going to kill people.
User avatar #135335 to #135334 - thenameschuck (05/26/2014) [-]
Wait, why do I an suicide in the name of Muhammad so I get alot of virgins? I may die a virgin but I get to fuck other virgins. And what if I shoot up the new godzilla movie? OH and before I go I will leave fake notes falsly linking my self to people in the middle east so they think I am working with Al Qaeda?
User avatar #135338 to #135335 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/26/2014) [-]
Yes. Fox news loves to link shootings to terrorism since it gives good ratings and it makes people afraid. Thus your message gets across
User avatar #135339 to #135338 - thenameschuck (05/26/2014) [-]
Thanks man I appreciate your help.
User avatar #135341 to #135339 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/26/2014) [-]
If you have aspergers too that could also be used to get sympathy.
Also, try to use assault weapons so the NRA gets anally raped by the liberal idiots.

Or if you can't kill yourself, hide in a boat. This will lock down the town and put everyone in a state of fear.
User avatar #135321 - steezyman (05/26/2014) [-]
My girlfriend missed her period, I'm pretty sure shes not pregnant but i'm paranoid. The condom didn't break and i'm pretty sure shes late due to stress but i'm scared. Comfort me plz.
User avatar #135550 to #135321 - solareyes (05/27/2014) [-]
Get a pee stick. Is she on the pill?
#135629 to #135550 - steezyman (05/27/2014) [-]
She had her period today! Thank God. Just felt like i needed to tell someone but didnt want to embarrass her.
She had her period today! Thank God. Just felt like i needed to tell someone but didnt want to embarrass her.
User avatar #135630 to #135629 - solareyes (05/27/2014) [-]
Hey man if you weren't gonna be around for the child and y'all weren't ready, be happy. I'm glad for y'all, those are the worst kinds of scares but seriously she should consider being on the pill if she isn't or some other form of birth control cuz condoms aren't the most effective
User avatar #135631 to #135630 - steezyman (05/27/2014) [-]
That the first time i climaxed but from now on its spermicidal condoms and pulling out.
User avatar #135632 to #135631 - solareyes (05/27/2014) [-]
I'm a little worried about that, but whatever floats your boat!
User avatar #135357 to #135321 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/26/2014) [-]
Maybe your girlfriend got her pussy pounded by a real man a gut with a bigger cock and he went in deep and blew his load into her womb and now you have to father his child, because she is just going to tell you your the father.
User avatar #135422 to #135357 - marinepenguin (05/26/2014) [-]
Rood wen no need 2 b rood
User avatar #135336 to #135321 - pigglysumbeech (05/26/2014) [-]
Been through this a million times.

Don't worry about it. Seriously. It'll happen many more times in your future and you'll come out of the situation, every time, feeling dumb.

You're okay.
#135326 to #135321 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/26/2014) [-]
Get a pregnancy test.
#135324 to #135321 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/26/2014) [-]
she cheated on you
#135365 to #135324 - zionistjew (05/26/2014) [-]
i can confirm im the guy she cheated with
User avatar #135322 to #135321 - wolfofwallstreet (05/26/2014) [-]
Not an issue. Just raise a kid!
Another person to sesh with
User avatar #135331 to #135322 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/26/2014) [-]
That movie is gay.
User avatar #135382 to #135331 - revengeforfreeze (05/26/2014) [-]
You know I obliterate gay.
#135316 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/26/2014) [-]
One time I got high while it was me and my mom alone in the house. It was 1:30 am so I assumed she was sleeping. I didnt want to wake her up when I went to the fridge(It was right next to her room). I heard a vibrating sound coming from her room and got horny. I recorded her masturbating and now she knows. What should I do? This is a serious question, also.
User avatar #135317 to #135316 - tikitaco (05/26/2014) [-]
Confront her about it. I would also recommend deleting the recording. No point in lying or coming up with some scheme since she already knows.
#135318 to #135317 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/26/2014) [-]
I've already confronted her. She doesn't want to talk to me anymore but she promised she wouldn't tell anybody about it.
User avatar #135319 to #135318 - tikitaco (05/26/2014) [-]
Time heals all, friend.
#135327 to #135319 - youregaylol (05/26/2014) [-]
shit dude we're talking about a kid whose mom found out hes been taping her fingering herself I don't think father time wants to touch that crap that kid is screwed.
User avatar #135492 to #135327 - tikitaco (05/27/2014) [-]
His only option is to give her some space and time. Sure he's in a pickle, but that doesn't mean a couple years won't help.
#135493 to #135492 - youregaylol (05/27/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure the son/mother relationship is fucked beyond repair at this point.
#135307 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/26/2014) [-]
girl im interested in recently broke up with her boyfriend. we're really tight together and i've always had a thing for her. how do i come onto her now that she's available?
User avatar #135551 to #135307 - solareyes (05/27/2014) [-]
Wait first. Don't come on to her yet, now's not the time.
#135366 to #135307 - zionistjew (05/26/2014) [-]
she already sucking tons of nigger cock right now son give up already
User avatar #135309 to #135307 - interglutealcleft (05/26/2014) [-]
Dude give her some time, wait it out for a month or two and then strike
User avatar #135294 - vampyrate (05/26/2014) [-]
I am trying to find an old friend of my husband's and I am having a terrible time. How can I go about finding a current phone number for a name and address? I know where they live now, and have names, but the most recent phone numbers listed on the site I am trying to use are out of date. Is there a way to do this?
User avatar #135310 to #135308 - vampyrate (05/26/2014) [-]
Thanks. I don't have 20 bucks tho
#135312 to #135310 - tiredofannon (05/26/2014) [-]
Nevermind; turns out there is a paywall after several bullshit "searching" screens.

Sorry about that. If you have the address could you mail them asking you to call them?
User avatar #135313 to #135312 - vampyrate (05/26/2014) [-]
I went with the week trial for a dollar. worth it if it makes husband happy
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User avatar #135288 - pirgh (05/25/2014) [-]
So, I'm just about 18. Me and my girlfriend of about 15 months broke up the other day.

Long story short, I wasn't acting like the best guy I could have. I was a brilliant boyfriend, I gave her massages, Always made sure she was satisfied in the bedroom, We cuddled loads and were more comfy around eachother than we ever have been with anyone else. But.....I didn't take her out enough.....I was always way too shy at parties and she always felt she had to come back and check on me so she didnt get enough time with her friends. We saw eachother all the time and so she never really had a chance to miss me properly. But there were so many good things too. We absolutly loved each other with all out hearts. About a month or 2 ago, she kissed another girl at a party adn when I found out I kinda flipped for some reason. A few weeks after that she was hinting at it all, that she wasn't feeling it anymore and me still being childish didn't want to believe my perfect little world could end and didn't notice. Now I know exactly how I could have saved us but she insists it's too late. 1st of May, she tried to end it. I talked with her and we started again but she didnt give me enough time, I only had 3 weeks and during that time we only got about 5 hours properly alone. in her head it was ended since about April.

18th May, She ends it for good. I'm fucking crushed, She was my first girlfriend and I shared alot of things with her. First times together, She was my first proper kiss and I honest to God though that me and her would grow up and get married.

3 days later. Her and one of my best mates tell eachother they like eachother. Once their Leaving Certificate exams are over they're planning to date. She says she's even more excited to get with him than she was with me.

Me and her are maintaining friendship and I do want her back. If I chase her though, it'll ruin the friendship and she honestly wont go for me right now because of the other lad. (Continued)
User avatar #135358 to #135288 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/26/2014) [-]
I'm going to give you some real hardcore advice here.

Women deep down are sluts.

There, I said it. Women don't give a shit about your feelings and YOU shouldn't give a fuck about theirs either.

She wants to get her pussy pounded by your friend because he has a bigger cock and shoots a bigger load. Don't go back to these kinds of women, they are blatant sluts. The best sluts are the ones who care if people know whether or not that are sluts.
User avatar #135352 to #135288 - advicedude (05/26/2014) [-]
Been in the same situation. Girl just wasn't mature enough for you. Only thing you can do is move on. No going back on a girl like that.
User avatar #135289 to #135288 - pirgh (05/25/2014) [-]
The way I see it I have a couple choices.

1. It's Summer I'm an at least 6/10 maybe 7/10 and definatly 8/10 if I lose some weight.
I could go out to clubs with some friends, meet new people and hopefully new girls and see what happens, maybe find a girl and spend the night with her, maybe get into a rebound relationship and maybe fall in love all over again, Hope that maybe she starts missing me and realises that since I changed and know what I did wrong that she'll come back to me and give me another chance. That aint gonna happen until she has a go with this other guy though and they'll either go far or get absolutly sick of eachother fast. (This is the medium of the options for me)

2. I can wait on the sidelines and try to show her that I'm still here for her and still waiting, be a really good friend and hope she will slowly fall for me again but I've tried something like this before and ended up broken for 8 months, hardly able to talk or function (You know teenage over reactions) if not for my friends I'd have been in serious trouble (This will have the disadvantage of not giving her time to miss me but would be easiest on my heart and mind at least for a little while)

3. I can begin distancing myself from her. Right now we text everyday still when she's not studying. I can start just trying to get used to being alone again after 15 months having someone who loves me constantly there. (This is the hardest option for me as I wont do very well by myself.)

I'm thinking that going out clubbing is a good idea. Also while I can't quite comprehend how badly I'd take totally dis connecting from her, I am trying to text her less and let her text me first. It's hard though, I'm not used to being alone anymore and when it starts getting too quiet around me I've been taking it all really badly. There's alot more to all this but unless I need to say it then I won't bother for now.

I know this may see, stupid to most of you but any advice anyway?
User avatar #135552 to #135289 - solareyes (05/27/2014) [-]
I'd say number 3 is your best option purely because there will be a serious shitstorm in the future otherwise.
User avatar #135392 to #135289 - gandaalf (05/26/2014) [-]
become don jon
but don't date a weird old lady
fuck a different girl every night
#135328 to #135289 - youregaylol (05/26/2014) [-]
Dude, she sounds like a cunt. Fuck her. Focus on yourself. Get paid, get in shape, get laid, whatever. She was probably just a total whore anyway.
User avatar #135325 to #135289 - thatnigger (05/26/2014) [-]
Your ex is obviously trying to make you jealous with the whole dating your mate thing. Don't just date random people though unless you're just dating for dating's sake and don't want it to go anywhere. I'd suggest don't getting too close to her and hope you find someone nice.
User avatar #135290 to #135289 - pirgh (05/25/2014) [-]
(Scratch that part about 8/10) I'm a solid 7/10 if I lose some weight and wear good clothes but fuck me, If a girl gets to know me I'm the nicest and most amazing guy they'd have ever met. They just rarely got to know me very much before all this.
User avatar #135306 to #135290 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/26/2014) [-]
Women don't care if you are nice, they want an asshole. Why? Because women want a man who is aggressive, dominant, and confidence; asshole = all of those things. May sound stupid, but lets face it, women are not known for their intelligence.
User avatar #135304 to #135290 - marinepenguin (05/26/2014) [-]
Not speaking to her will make it easier on you.
User avatar #135292 to #135290 - vampyrate (05/26/2014) [-]
You sound like a great kid. But, I think a little space may be good for the both of you. Live your life for a while. Get to know new people. Try and socialize, get out of the house. It gets you out of your head so you can't dwell on her. Lose some weight if you think it would step up your game, if you want to. Personally I like thicker guys, something friendlier about them. But I think, since you said there was no real chance for her to miss you, it's time for her to miss you. Let her see what she let go, what she's missing. Be the best possible you you can be, and let her figure out she fucked up. If she doesn't realise it, she wasn't good enough for you to begin with. First relationships can be hard to come back from, but it's one in a million that your first is going to be your last. Explore your options. I am not saying go out and fuck a bunch of bitches, but let yourself breathe, let her breathe, and see where it goes from there.
#135285 - thebritishguy (05/25/2014) [-]
How the hell do people get these big fucking murals through their front doors? like do they come in different sections?
User avatar #135349 to #135285 - thumbsdenied (05/26/2014) [-]
it doesnt look that tall, i think it will fit trough the door.

but usually their either in pieces or window is a option if you have a large one
User avatar #135293 to #135285 - vampyrate (05/26/2014) [-]
Probably.
#135259 - thenewneone (05/25/2014) [-]
This is a virus, right?

User avatar #135345 to #135259 - Nameloc (05/26/2014) [-]
It's not a virus unless you download it.

Simple re-direct.
But yeah, definitely get Ad-Block.
You need it. It'll stop shit like that.
#135350 to #135345 - thenewneone (05/26/2014) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #135323 to #135259 - wolfofwallstreet (05/26/2014) [-]
Probably from the Streaming Site Central. Google sends this backdated bullshit basically taken over from hackers, ex-google employees and white collar theives to steal the money from the hardworking.

More or less stock schemes, just DO NOT purchase any bullshit they might send your way.
#135351 to #135323 - thenewneone (05/26/2014) [-]
Much informed, thank you.
User avatar #135296 to #135259 - vampyrate (05/26/2014) [-]
I've gotten this message before on a steaming site. Just try a different location.
#135261 to #135260 - thenewneone (05/25/2014) [-]
That sucks.
#135263 to #135262 - thenewneone (05/25/2014) [-]
recommend any softwares?
User avatar #135264 to #135263 - awesomerninjathing (05/25/2014) [-]
new computer?

or just shit in general
if it's the latter, what do you want specifically
#135265 to #135264 - thenewneone (05/25/2014) [-]
A anti malware or anti virus software.
User avatar #135266 to #135265 - awesomerninjathing (05/25/2014) [-]
Windows Security Essentials
MalwareBytes
#135267 to #135266 - thenewneone (05/25/2014) [-]
Thanks.
I can buy you a very cheap game on steam. (less than £5)
User avatar #135268 to #135267 - awesomerninjathing (05/25/2014) [-]
wow

no thanks but you're very nice and I'd like to take you out to dinner sometime
#135269 to #135268 - thenewneone (05/25/2014) [-]
I'm sure but you're not my type, you know, Canadian.
User avatar #135257 - darkbladept (05/25/2014) [-]
Hi everyone,I'm starting a youtube gaming channel and I was wondering if you awsome people could have some advice to share with me.
User avatar #135347 to #135257 - Nameloc (05/26/2014) [-]
For fuck sake, do not play a video game everyone else will be playing.

Just because it was just released doesn't mean it'll make you famous from posting videos of it.

Go find obscure shit. Do something Different.
People want to watch reviews? They'll go for IGN/ Gamespot.
People want to watch others playing a new game? They'll go to Markiplier, Nerd Cubed, PewDiePie, Gronkh, etc.
Mimicking those people won't get you anywhere.
User avatar #135320 to #135257 - tikitaco (05/26/2014) [-]
Here's what you do: First, learn a bit about video editing. Why? Mainly due to the fact that half the people with Youtube gaming channels contain no editing. Titles, cuts By cuts, I mean cut all the boring stuff out, I don't want to watch 20 minutes of some youtuber and have at least 7 of it filled with dead air. , I would also recommend using a "clip system" rather than using the whole video itself It looks so bad and unprofessional, it's so boring to watch. Next, play new and relevant games No, its not cancerous. Think about it, people see a game they like, and are considering buying it because they aren't sure if it's good and what it's about. They search for it and *BAM* your channel appears giving you that extra view. Don't forget to actually be enthusiastic, people don't want to hear some monotone guy going on and on, they want enthusiasm and being loud don't clip the mic, cause that sounds shit too. Lastly, this is all I can think of for right now make sure you don't get messages, or something that takes away from your video. Just edit them out. If I can think of any more ideas, I'll post 'em.
User avatar #135284 to #135257 - thebritishguy (05/25/2014) [-]
Don't be too scared of fan boys, I hate all the reviews on youtube which say "yeah the xbox 1 is nice, the ps4 is nice, they are both nice" it just ends up being boring and none of the points stick, I like it when youtubers are more critical. I know some youtubers actually play games with their subscribers personally and I think that's really awesome, I remember one youtuber actually did a google hangout with me after I commented on his video so you should think about ways to interact with your audience, especially as through google hangouts you get to meet other youtubers and bloggers, like I thought I would just do one hangout but now I know a few netcelebrities who have tens of thousands of views.
User avatar #135286 to #135284 - darkbladept (05/25/2014) [-]
Thanks for the feedback!
User avatar #135271 to #135257 - ScottP (05/25/2014) [-]
Have fun with it and don't be discouraged at first. My channel has been hovering around the 500-510 subs mark for the past few months
User avatar #135273 to #135271 - darkbladept (05/25/2014) [-]
Thanks for answering,and can you tell me what's your channel so that I could see some guidelines?
User avatar #135274 to #135273 - ScottP (05/25/2014) [-]
My channel probably isn't the best example for guidelines. My friend and I just upload some different gameplay videos of us sucking at videogames.

But yeah sure, here:
www.youtube.com/user/spideyrockz4ever

Ignore the "spideyrockz4ever". I started the channel back in 6th grade...
User avatar #135281 to #135274 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/25/2014) [-]
Do you get money from those videos?
User avatar #135282 to #135281 - ScottP (05/25/2014) [-]
I would if I got more views and if I linked a bank account to my channel, but I don't get nearly enough views on a single video, nor have I linked a bank account to it. The closest I've gotten is four years back when I got $50 from a video because it got over half a million views
User avatar #135283 to #135282 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/25/2014) [-]
That's not bad. So it's like 1 dollar per 10000 views or something? I think a person with 500 subs can squeeze a few bucks a month that way.
User avatar #135287 to #135283 - ScottP (05/25/2014) [-]
Eh most of my videos generally just get around 50 views. None of them really hit big except a few back then
User avatar #135291 to #135287 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/25/2014) [-]
I wonder if there is a strategy for hitting it big other than woman with big tits and cleavage talks about random shit .
User avatar #135305 to #135291 - ScottP (05/26/2014) [-]
There's a large amount of luck needed for the right people to see your videos and for them to share it with a lot of people
User avatar #135275 to #135274 - darkbladept (05/25/2014) [-]
Don't worry about your channel,it looks great,and you may have just earn yourself a new subscriber
User avatar #135276 to #135275 - ScottP (05/25/2014) [-]
Well thanks man
User avatar #135277 to #135276 - darkbladept (05/25/2014) [-]
No problem
User avatar #135270 to #135257 - herblegerble (05/25/2014) [-]
Audio quality is equally as important to video quality. I, and others, can't fucking stand poor audio quality.
Try not to spend too much time in silence. Just speak off the top of your head about what's happening in the game and shit.
Don't join the Minecraft bandwagon.
User avatar #135272 to #135270 - darkbladept (05/25/2014) [-]
Ok,thank you very much for answering.
I've already made a banner and I am now working on a intro,but I still don't have a profile pic...
#135242 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/25/2014) [-]
Thank you.
#135243 to #135242 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/25/2014) [-]
oh shit
User avatar #135247 to #135243 - makotoitou ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #135248 to #135247 - makotoitou ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
oh shit
User avatar #135353 to #135248 - advicedude (05/26/2014) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #135354 to #135353 - advicedude (05/26/2014) [-]
oh shit
#135240 - mrclorox (05/25/2014) [-]
please help i cant open chrome
User avatar #135348 to #135240 - Nameloc (05/26/2014) [-]
>Download FireFox
>Chrome failed to open

I... what?

Go un-install Chrome and re-install it.
User avatar #135230 - larsfillmore (05/25/2014) [-]
Holy fucking shit my friends sister keeps coming on to me and i never fucking realize it

The other day she told me to come into her room she had something to show me. Half fucking dessed she was still getting into a slutty dress she wanted to show me

So i said it looked nice and went back to playing my friends Xbox
User avatar #135231 to #135230 - makotoitou ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
how the FUCK did you mess that up?
User avatar #135232 to #135231 - larsfillmore (05/25/2014) [-]
I was on a killstreak
User avatar #135295 to #135232 - dizzleboy (05/26/2014) [-]
psst I screencaped you
User avatar #135395 to #135295 - larsfillmore (05/26/2014) [-]
Why? Is getting a Killstreak rare at this point?
#135225 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/25/2014) [-]
Why don't I have any boyfriend? I don't want to sound proud or selfish but I think I'm quite good-looking and smart. Is it because I'm too shy? I don't understand. I'd like to get to know some cool guys but..it's just not happening. I feel like I'm sometimes sorta boring, not interesting and I like to spend time alone which causes that I'm sometimes left out of a bigger group of people and I tend to be alone again, head for my comfort zone and then I feel lonely. What should I do?
User avatar #135234 to #135225 - novuss (05/25/2014) [-]
It's because you want it. The sort of things happens when you don't look for it. If you are looking for a boyfriend because you want one, you will never know its love or if you're a just filling a void. Relax and let life come to you. This doesn't mean you shouldn't go out and meet new people but don't force it.
#135233 to #135225 - saltybanana (05/25/2014) [-]
back in the house with a big fat ddick fo yo mouth!!

hey baby, open yo mouth here it comes. girl just go out more, dont you have girlfriends or cousins? guys feel more confident when they see girls in a group cause just hitting on a girl by them self feels a bit creepy gou out with the girls, if not make some girlfriends! get all sexy n sheit. put some something hoochi just for going out occasions get the jaws falling to the ground, make them balls swell up when you pass by.

i guarantee guys will be falling for you and killing nigguhs to get them digits girl!
User avatar #135228 to #135225 - thatnigger (05/25/2014) [-]
Don't rush into something on a whim, it's easier to be blind to flaws and get used like that. Also don't change yourself because there are definitely good guys out there that aren't looking for party animals and such when it comes to girls, so keep that in mind. I think a good thing to do would be to meet new people either though friends or even online as that's a thing nowadays. You might just find somebody, good luck.
#135244 to #135228 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/25/2014) [-]
Thanks. Guess I just have to be a little more confident.
#135226 to #135225 - dehumanizer (05/25/2014) [-]
ppost a pic and let us decide
#135246 to #135226 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/25/2014) [-]
You wouldn't believe it's me anyway because I'm too lazy to tag the photo or anything..
#135210 - dehumanizer (05/25/2014) [-]
Has anyone here gotton high from poppy tea? What was the experience? Was it hard to make?
User avatar #135223 to #135210 - teoberry (05/25/2014) [-]
Just buy heroin dumbshit
#135224 to #135223 - dehumanizer (05/25/2014) [-]
2expensive4me
#135202 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/25/2014) [-]
i fucked up....big time i had an exam today and i forgot about it and didnt go i feel like shit


cheer me up and tell me your fuck up stories...
User avatar #135297 to #135202 - vampyrate (05/26/2014) [-]
I was playing chicken with my friend on motocross bikes and we both were too stubborn to swerve.
User avatar #135278 to #135202 - colfer (05/25/2014) [-]
I tried to jump twelve bikes in a bike rack when I was drunk and broke my foot
User avatar #135239 to #135202 - thumbsdenied (05/25/2014) [-]
i was jumping on piles of gravel as lilttle kid playin mountain explorer, and the last pile was plaster or cement, some wet material though.. so my parents had to take me back to the hotel room to clean it off me.
User avatar #135207 to #135202 - ipostcp (05/25/2014) [-]
I once did weird things with my twin sister when I was younger.
User avatar #135252 to #135207 - alexanderburns ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
boner activat
User avatar #135238 to #135207 - ScottP (05/25/2014) [-]
Did you brush her teeth?
#135254 to #135238 - ipostcp (05/25/2014) [-]
Well, you were almost there, but it has more to do with lips.
User avatar #135255 to #135254 - ScottP (05/25/2014) [-]
I once did something something with my cousin when we were like 7. We didn't know what we were doing though, but we did it anyway for some reason
User avatar #135256 to #135255 - ipostcp (05/25/2014) [-]
8 years old for myself.
#135203 to #135202 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/25/2014) [-]
Didn't attend half of school, and didn't turn in several assignments (10).
Got a warning that I'd get thrown out of school, and I have to go to exams in my classes.
Went from A+ in physics to -F.
Feel better
#135190 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/25/2014) [-]
Helllo I really need some advice.
Lately I've gotten to be really good friends with my best friend of 10 years boyfriend.
They've been dating for 6 months and are really happy together which is super great and I'm happy because it's her first boyfriend ever.
I hang out a lot with him too because we live a street apart and we got a lot in common.
Lately he's been drunk texting me stuff like "You're hot sry" or "I'm glad I didn't get too drunk, because you were looking real pretty sorry" but always ending the text with "please don't tell J I wrote this sorry"
Should I tell her? I am scared that she will push me away or think it's my fault, or that their relationship might end, or that he will be mad at me for telling.

TL;DR: My best friends boyfriend of 6 months is hitting on me, should I tell her?
User avatar #135241 to #135190 - rakuraimasuta (05/25/2014) [-]
Yeah tell her
#135235 to #135190 - saltybanana (05/25/2014) [-]
he wants goo deep inside you girrl!!   
   
naw i dont think it would be the smartest thing todo.   
ive been thru the same shit once. best friends gf got hella drunk at a party i attend and friend was on a beer run, she ended up kissing me and saying she had the hots for me.long story short i told him and he never spoke to me ever again,  i kinda miss him cause he was the BEST friend i ever had      
   
anyways you guys never had physical contact as in him cheating on her, so i just keep this to the grave
he wants goo deep inside you girrl!!

naw i dont think it would be the smartest thing todo.
ive been thru the same shit once. best friends gf got hella drunk at a party i attend and friend was on a beer run, she ended up kissing me and saying she had the hots for me.long story short i told him and he never spoke to me ever again, i kinda miss him cause he was the BEST friend i ever had

anyways you guys never had physical contact as in him cheating on her, so i just keep this to the grave
User avatar #135214 to #135190 - solareyes (05/25/2014) [-]
TELL HER
User avatar #135198 to #135190 - thatnigger (05/25/2014) [-]
You could talk to the guy and beat some sense into him. How hitting on a girl, even if he doesn't think it will be be taken in that way, is wrong especially if it's the girls closest friend. If he doesn't listen or doesn't take it seriously he might not actually be as committed as you or her thinks he is. If he understands then it's something at least.
#135199 to #135198 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/25/2014) [-]
Yeah I think I will talk to him , ty
#135194 to #135190 - minutes (05/25/2014) [-]
Yes you should tell her. Why the hell are you even asking? This is nothing to think about. Tell her immediatly, if she doesn't believe you or something just show her the texts.
#135196 to #135194 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/25/2014) [-]
It's not that I don't think she will believe. I am asking because I am scared to hurt anyones feelings and I feel like I am caught up in the middle of this unneccessary situation.
#135197 to #135196 - minutes (05/25/2014) [-]
You would hurt her feelings by not telling her.
User avatar #135193 to #135190 - coconuthat (05/25/2014) [-]
You need to tell her, you might hurt your friend ship if you don't.
User avatar #135191 to #135190 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/25/2014) [-]
It's a sticky situation. There is a price for both decisions:
Decision #1 - Tell her nothing and ignore the boyfriend: This is what most people will probably do. You don't hurt her by telling her that he is hitting on other girls since this is her first boyfriend, this could be devastating to her self esteem . On the other hand she will be with a Boyfriend who isn't committed as she thinks he is. When a person is drunk he/she will say things he/she truly feels. And after getting the drunk text, I wouldn't trust him one bit. What could potentially happen is that he cheats on her which would be even more devastating.

Decision #2 - Tell her: This is what I would do, but that's because I am brutally honest with people, but most people won't do this. If you tell her she will feel like shit and since he was hitting on YOU she might suspect you are in on it. But on the other hand, she will address this with the boyfriend and make her own decision on where the relationship goes, instead of possibly finding out that he cheated with another girl which from my cousin's experience, was a serious blow to her self esteem .

There are other decisions that some trolls might give, but you probably don't want to do those...

In the end, I wouldn't trust this guy at all. I think if you told her then she would have trouble trusting him too and this relationship seems to be going south.
#135195 to #135191 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/25/2014) [-]
Thank you.
I do think that he is very commited to their relationship. He often tells me about how he fears that she doesnt want to hang out or that he gets super jealous if she just hugs with a guy.
It's super complicated, but I after reading your answers think it's a good idea to tell her although it will be very difficult.
User avatar #135189 - bluzzerstream (05/25/2014) [-]
Anyone good with chemistry here? If so can you explain how I know the maximum amount of water molecules attachable to salts and so on?

Don't know how to explain in english but I'll understand in english
User avatar #135192 to #135189 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/25/2014) [-]
Are we talking standard pressure and temperature?
User avatar #135206 to #135192 - bluzzerstream (05/25/2014) [-]
in swedish it's called crystal water. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_of_crystallization
That's the shit but I don't really understand it. Is there any way to know the amount of water molecules you can at maximum attach to another molecule?

You can write things like: CaSO4*2H2O(water).
Why shouldn't there be 10 water like in Na2CO3(Sodium Carbonate)*10H2O?
#135183 - mendelevium ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
Thinking of becoming a model...
But I've never really been told if I'm hot or not by anyone other then girlfriends, friends that are girls, or my mom.

Females and Homosexuals, rate me out of 10?
10 being model material
User avatar #135355 to #135183 - advicedude (05/26/2014) [-]
Looking good. Jealous. Just work at aeropostle
User avatar #135298 to #135183 - vampyrate (05/26/2014) [-]
I'd say there is potential, but not quite ready. How old are you, if you don't mind my asking? Because honestly it looks like you'd bulk out more when you're a little older. Maybe start a higher protein diet. It's obvious you're healthy, but still thin.
User avatar #135299 to #135298 - mendelevium ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
Ya, I'm really tall. I eat none stop but I cant gain any weight, (Maybe to much cardio?) All I have been doing for the past 3 months is work out since I broke up with my last girlfriend. I'm 16, 6'3, and 180 pounds.
User avatar #135300 to #135299 - vampyrate (05/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, my advice would be to let nature take its course and your body will fill out on its own. Lay off the cardio a bit, not saying stop, just less. increase protein and carb intake.
User avatar #135301 to #135300 - mendelevium ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
Well I have been doing all the things I've been told to do, Should I do burn outs for mucel mass?
User avatar #135302 to #135301 - vampyrate (05/26/2014) [-]
As long as your body doesn't fight you. You're still growing, sweetheart. Nature will do most of the work for you Do what your body feels comfortable with, and nothing more.
User avatar #135303 to #135302 - mendelevium ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
Not sure what that means, but alright thanks. Just trying to know if I even have potential, I do a lot of acting and stuff in school right now, but I was wondering if I should go down, acting and modeling, or do what I've been good at which is mathematics , biology and programming. Just kinda at a crossroads I feel. Thanks though
User avatar #135253 to #135183 - alexanderburns ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
would do/10
User avatar #135236 to #135183 - saltybanana (05/25/2014) [-]
put on more mass, you have a great looking body no homo, you have good gentics, so more mass will make you look more attracted
User avatar #135258 to #135236 - mendelevium ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
Actually Im 6'3 180
My parents are 5'8 and 5'9 and around 300 pounds
(I think im adopted)
I'd like to gain mass but Idk how.
User avatar #135279 to #135258 - saltybanana (05/25/2014) [-]
eat mote carbs
#135211 to #135183 - dehumanizer (05/25/2014) [-]
Leroic, is this you!?
User avatar #135201 to #135183 - legendaryhero (05/25/2014) [-]
Also give details like, how tall you are
and full body pics
top - bottom

I don't think you would get far by asking the internet, I think you are better off asking some kind of agency.
User avatar #135200 to #135183 - legendaryhero (05/25/2014) [-]
ask the /gayboard/

no joke.
User avatar #135187 to #135183 - mendelevium ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
Is there anywhere I should be posting this other then here?
User avatar #135216 to #135186 - makotoitou ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
Not bad, would keep in rape dungeon.
User avatar #135208 to #135186 - nippuhl (05/25/2014) [-]
hahahahahaha holy shit.
No.
#135204 to #135186 - zionistjew (05/25/2014) [-]
you look like a skinny ass faggot, put your shirt back on brah, you making a fool out of yourself brah those pictures scream "I NEED SUM DICK"
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