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User avatar #203645 - muchname
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(12/01/2015) [-]
any body know how to find out what uses the most memory on a hard drive?
User avatar #203660 to #203645 - confusedasian
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Uhhh, task manager. Assuming your using a windows (vista, 7, 8 , 10), press ctrl, alt, and delete at the same time. It'll bring up a list of options. Look for task manager in that list. Click it and it'll pop up a small window with everything running on your computer. Look around the ribbons and tabs. You can sort your memory usage, cpu usage, etc from greatest to least.
User avatar #203653 to #203645 - paintskillz
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Don't know what operating system you use but on windows 10
Settings - System - Storage - (C

Should be similar in other windows versions
User avatar #203654 to #203653 - paintskillz
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also meant to do " : " not smiley face
User avatar #203644 - mcdonaldsexplain
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Radeon r6 any good.
Christmas shopping a computer. Need my fj fam to help a bro out
User avatar #203656 to #203644 - confusedasian
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An r6? There are way better stuff out there. Are you looking to upgrade? Or are you building a new computer all together? What are you working with here, and what is your end goal? (End goal meaning do you want super omega l33t settings? Or are you okay with the game looking passable, but you're more concerned about price and how well it will run?)

Personally, I would recommend a console. No fuss no muss kind of thing, but I understand the appeal of playing games on the pc.
User avatar #203657 to #203656 - mcdonaldsexplain
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(12/01/2015) [-]
Its for my nephew, he already has an xbox one, but he's a WoW nerd. Not building one, its 500 for 1000 GB storage, 8g ram, (if I remember right.) Never got to actually have his own computer even when HE bought it.
User avatar #203658 to #203657 - confusedasian
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What about is PSU and CPU? What are they?
User avatar #203643 - thumbsdenied
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I lost touch or my friends wouldnt bother or have time with me anymore around 7-8grade, and ive kinda been alone for 7years. Now im having a girl coming over, and im afraid of being creepy from my lack of social skills. asked her over to my place so we could cook a meal together and play some games. She seemed happy about the plans, also promised to pick her up.
But now im nervous, because im not good at social interactions and im unclear whats considered creepy these days unless its painfully obvious like "you remind me of my mother". Need some help here..
User avatar #203661 to #203643 - redandgreen
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She likes you! Don't overthink things
User avatar #203659 to #203643 - confusedasian
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Telling someone they remind you of your parent is creepy? Fuck my life bro.
User avatar #203662 to #203659 - alstorp
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If it's to a romantic interest yes. You might as well be telling them you'd like to fuck your mom.
User avatar #203664 to #203662 - confusedasian
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Oh, so if it's just friends, its clear? Cool. I'm in the safe zone.
User avatar #203666 to #203664 - alstorp
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Yeah that's fine. It's the optional romantic, incest-y part that makes it creepy.
#203647 to #203643 - anon id: 48cbf04d
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Honestly, it is clear she has some interest for you. All you got to do is cook a nice meal and play an interesting multiplayer game. If you worry too much about being awkward, then you will come off as awkward. Just be yourself, as corny as that may sound. Even if yourself is awkward then just remember that awkward does not necessarily mean creepy. Some people are just awkward and she may find it cute (you have obviously not said anything to throw her off before or she would not have agreed to hang out with you).

Best of luck!
User avatar #203646 to #203643 - BrayBoy
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Well man if shes agreeing to come over and hang then she must already think well of you, so dont worry about impressing her or anything.
The way I'd go about the whole thing is I'd just be my self but not be as rude or joke about anything to serious while you're getting a read for what they think is ok to laugh about.

Its super cliché to say just be yourself but I mean its the best way forward, pretending you're something you're not will only attract the wrong people
User avatar #203716 to #203646 - thumbsdenied
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My humor is pretty dark, but its been a coping mechanism for me. Im kinda nervous to show that side of me. Also ive forgot alot of my own language not talking to people Where i live, Im afraid to sound like a idiot.
I got so many issues, but i do my best to be fair and make others happy, because i sure dont want them to feel like ive felt for so long.
User avatar #203729 to #203716 - BrayBoy
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I'm the kind of person who thinks everything is fair game for making jokes about aslong as its funny. I think what you really need to do is just focus on relaxing.
Its fuckin easier said than done, but its definitely what you need to do so you can have a good time and be yourself.
I'm in a really similar boat with be pretty much losing touch with everyone and being alone, so I can relate on that level.
Just focus on being happy, and to be happy you gotta be you so make sure you relax a bit and take things one step at a time. Good luck man!
#203648 to #203646 - anon id: 48cbf04d
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You beat me to it
User avatar #203650 to #203648 - BrayBoy
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Well its better to hear it twice, more reassuring I'm sure
User avatar #203637 - borderlineparanoid
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my fucking anti-virus decided that Stalker: Shadow of Chernobyl was a dangerous file and must be stopped.

now it is missing the executable.

I don't want to restart my computer.

any way to fix it without restarting?
User avatar #203641 to #203637 - oxidoferroso
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Quarantine and add an exception to the .exe
User avatar #203640 to #203637 - nonbenderinlife
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Most antivirus aplications usually quarantine that stuff before deleting it. Look up online how to unquarantine the file depending on your anti virus app
User avatar #203636 - larsfillmore
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I know this is a stupid question because it can he answered with the simple "if she loves you she'd be with you" I feel like there's something else going on.
She says and does all this stuff with me. She cuddles with me, tells me she's only happy with me and that she loves me and all this other stuff but there's still this other guy that vaguely there
#203649 to #203636 - anon id: 48cbf04d
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Talk to her about. None of us know the actual situation or can read her mind. Do not keep it on. Relationships require honesty and communication.
User avatar #203635 - Residentpudding
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I hit a car today and booked it out of there. It was a very tight parking space and I'll admit to not being the best driver. It was behind a parking lot, so I assume there was cameras there. I still don't know if people saw. It wasn't a big noticeable crash, just slightly slid my car up against theirs. I panicked and left because I can't afford another ticket. From what I saw, there was no real damage, but I'm unsure. Well FJ, what do I have to look forward to as a result?
User avatar #203655 to #203635 - paintskillz
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you already left m8
nothing to do now but sit around being paranoid and wait for big brother to kick down your door
#203638 to #203635 - anon id: b03894b8
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you do realise that it went from a minor indecent to a hit and run.

you need to find the owner of that car, now.

you done goof'd hard.
User avatar #203639 to #203638 - Residentpudding
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This happened out of town. I don't know if I can find them again.
#203630 - asotil
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When someone says they'll meet you at 110 does that mean eleven or one-ten
#203634 to #203630 - anon id: b03894b8
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Probably meant to type 1:10 pm?
User avatar #203631 to #203630 - yibdiy
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It means they are retarded.
#203628 - cackrel
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**cackrel used "*roll picture*"**
**cackrel rolled image**So my parents are making me insane and no I don't have the option to move out.
They do nothing but bitch and whine about not having cleaned enough at their house, telling me that my roughly 200$ in rent is nothing and that I'm a pathetic loser who should just move out, I'm in engineering at my university and I keep telling them that giving them half of the abysmal salary which I make is the only thing I can spare due to books and such they tell me to stick it up my ass.
They do nothing but spend their money on crap and they tap into my reservoirs of pooled up cash by guilt tripping me into it.
So funnyjunk, what do? How can I stand up to them without becoming homeless in the process?
p.s. Still love my parents.
#203651 to #203628 - anon id: 48cbf04d
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Move out. Seriously go find someone at the university (advisor or counselor, they sometimes have those people around and see what services they provide to kids looking for homes. Maybe you can get some more money to do on-campus house (scholarships?). Your parents just do not look like they respect you, at all. That can become a problem and you should be somewhere that makes you happy. You are probably already stressed enough with college and all.
#203652 to #203651 - anon id: 48cbf04d
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Also, moving out does not mean you hate them. It just means that you are looking out for your own well being and maybe even theirs, a little. Emotional abuse is a real thing, although it may seem harmless. It can take a toll on the mind. Your health, both mental and physical, matter.
#203629 to #203628 - cackrel
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**cackrel used "*roll picture*"**
**cackrel rolled image**Not only that but they make me feel like I don't contribute at all to the "family unit" as my father calls it, I just turned 21 and I've been paying them rent ever since I was 16, what do?
#203620 - confusedasian
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I'm getting this again. Happened when I logged on, and it's always this site.
User avatar #203642 to #203620 - focalanemo
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Turn on adblock
This site has some pretty bad ads
User avatar #203711 to #203642 - adblock
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It's really hard to get me turned on actually
User avatar #203622 to #203620 - joshlol
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post it on askamod
User avatar #203624 to #203622 - confusedasian
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Where dat?
User avatar #203626 to #203624 - joshlol
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User avatar #203617 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT
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how should I figure out if my roommate is dropping out or not? I was thinking about talking to my RA. I kind of need to know since I'm switching dorms if he isn't. He hasn't gone to class since the first month of school, and I don't know if he withdrew from classes or if he's just stopped going to them. This kid's a fucking loser and I can't stand coming back to the dorm and seeing his face every fucking day. I don't want to talk to him because there's no way I'd be civil about it and there's only 3 more weeks of his bull shit anyways. thanks
User avatar #203633 to #203617 - oxidoferroso
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Why can't you switch dorms anyway?
I guess the best way to find out is... talking to him? ''Hey dude, are you dropping out?'' seems like an easy and direct enough question
User avatar #203676 to #203633 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT
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I hate the guy and I really don't want to punch him in the face mid-sentence. Also, it's because my university residences are packed this year for whatever reason. It sucks but it's whatever.
User avatar #203609 - megapepsifreak
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i was in the car with my mother and she told me she believed she failed as a parent

this all stems from me always having a love for tattoo's and piercings, and I now want to take body piercing as my career. it won't make a good amount of money and i can't raise a family with the money but i can't care less about that thee's already 7billion people who fuck too much . they want me to go to college, get a degree, get a job, get a wife, have kids and then do what ever.

I don't want to do that though. i want to do what makes me happy, i don't want college or student debt.
I wanna make people happy, and putting holes in people to then put jewelry in to help people express themselve they way they want. possible stems from me wanting to express my self the way I want but can't as my parent do not allow that, no i'm not saying it's not a phase or my parents don't understand. I feel like they don't care .

to me myself my mother hasn't failed as a parent, if she failed as a parentI would have turned out to be a shitty person. i'm not that, i wouldn't call myself great but i'm not not good.

she didn't fail as a parent she fails to accept that I didn't turn out they way she wanted, that i'm not going to follow her plan. she had a child. she had a kid not someones whose fate she controls.

i love tattoos, I love piercings. I want to get them and do them. and make people happy through it.

i just don't know what to do fam. i wanna say my mind but i've been under their thumb all my life.

i just want makes me happy, what makes so many people happy, to make my parents happy. i just ow realise that i can never make them proud if i follow the path i want. but if that's how it is, i just think fuck em.

my parents aren't bad people, they just didn't have the best parents them selves.

sometimes i just want to be with a group of friends and never talk to them again, because of how openly they will full heartedly show there disdain and hate for it.

shits just sucking fam, and i just don't know what to do.

i'm 16, finishing highschool next year

i will become a piercer and no disappointed parent will stop me

in my fathers words he said " I'm just wondering when your'e gonna grow up, for the first time in my life when i walked down the hall and got my diploma is when i first felt ' i can actually do something with my life'"

i want him to know that that feeling is relative to your choices and who you are.


i'm sorry if this is kinda chaotic but that's how my mind works right now.

TL;DR shit sucks, how can i tell my parents to accept me for who I am for wanting to do what i want career wise.
User avatar #203618 to #203609 - confusedasian
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Don't have anything to say other than you generalize too much. Just because you're going to college doesn't mean you're going to be buried in debt. My degree is almost finished and I only owe 4500~, and that's only because I made a mistake and accepted a loan.

I thought a loan was financial aid. If I didnt make that mistake, I wouldn't owe anything because financial aid covered it all. I also took advantage of a cheaper school nearby and the fact that I still live with my parents. All about being aware of the things around you and how they can aid/benefit yourself.
User avatar #203614 to #203609 - sugoi
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Well obviously your parents see college as a means to an end (Job, wife, kids) so just get all of that but without the degree, they'll be more accepting once you've got a stable income, a girlfriend and your life on track without any drugs or criminal charges.

They're just old fashioned, mean well but ideas are a bit outdated.
User avatar #203718 to #203614 - megapepsifreak
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thanks
User avatar #203605 - mrspinkman
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I watched my best friend suck his boyfriends dick, he puked on it and cried. Why was I watching in the first place? I'm a straight girl attracted to gay men. Why? How do I comfort my friend after watching him puke on another guy? Do I need a psychologist? Please send help.
User avatar #203608 to #203605 - wisely
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That sounds extremely awkward, why were you watching in the first place?
User avatar #203616 to #203608 - mrspinkman
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gay boys turn me on, I need help right away
User avatar #203735 to #203616 - dreygur
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What the asian cat said. You like boys, so having two of them making out is just double the eye candy, isn't it? It's only logical if you ask most. I don't know how common it is to openly admit that between girls, but I'm a guy, so I'm used to feeling familiar with my attractions since it isn't uncommon for us to be open about them.

Also, if you're there to comfort your friend, tell him to not feel bad about it until he actually knows his boyfriend's stance on the matter. If he becomes too emotionally unstable while it's very possible that his boyfriend understands, then he might just say or do something he may regret out of premature grief.
User avatar #203619 to #203616 - confusedasian
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No you don't. Why do straight boys like watching lesbian porn? 'Cause it's hot. Its just what we like. You don't need help. You're fine. Also in a study, they found straight girls mostly watch amateur and lesbian porn. So yeah, you're fine.


I know you mean gay with guys not gay with girls.
User avatar #203623 to #203619 - mrspinkman
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That was extremely reassuring, thank you
User avatar #203625 to #203623 - confusedasian
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So just out of curiosity and if you're willing to relinquish that information, what happened to your friend? The one that puked on his boyfriends wee wee pee pee. I'm going to be blunt, I totally laughed hard when I read that. I do hope for the best, but that's pretty funny. Is he alright at least? Probably just embarrassed.
User avatar #203627 to #203625 - mrspinkman
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He's mortified, considering breaking up with his boyfriend because he was so embarrassed.. He was really upset last night , I'm hoping he's better today
#203695 to #203627 - anon id: 48cbf04d
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Tell him to take a breather. I puked on my boyfriends dick once (straight girl) and was very understanding (i deepthroated). If his boyfriend cares about him enough, then he won't freak out about it either. Try not to suck dick on a full stomach and stuff for next time c:
#203632 to #203627 - confusedasian
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GIF
Alright, I got my jollies out of the way. Almost He shouldn't consider breaking up after one accident. Convince him not to. I don't know these guys, so I'm just speaking about myself and what I would do if my girl, boy, whatever exploded over my egg roll. It's embarrassing, yeah. But nothing worth breaking up about. As you can probably tell, I'd laugh it off. I'd make sure they were okay first, then question my balls (maybe I didn't scrub it right or something and it smells like ass? Because there's no way anyone is choking on my tiny ass fadoodle.), then laugh it off. You're a human. You're not perfect. You have embarrassing and awkward moments. When you're in a relationship, nothing changes. You'll still have those moments. It's just how the two of you will handle it. Me? I'm a goofball. I'll laugh it off like I've said. Tell him to calm down and then talk to his boyfriend. It's gonna be awkward as hell, but what did I just say? Anyways, tell him to talk it out. Maybe his boyfriend has a monster cock and your friend was pushing himself too far trying to please his boyfriend. Maybe his boyfriend was the one pushing him to hard.

Whatever the case is, I don't believe he should even consider a break up.

Show him this cat. I like cats. They make me smile. May this cat make him smile once more.
#203607 to #203605 - confusedasian
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User avatar #203606 to #203605 - sugoi
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"Well choking on dick to the point of puking means your puting your love for his dick above your love for air and I think that's pretty romantic, and hey next time try this neat trick, if make a fist with your thumb inside the fist then put pressure on it you won't puke."
User avatar #203615 to #203606 - mrspinkman
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I tried giving him the fist advice mid-blowjob, didn't help, but the first part is good
#203603 - anon id: e3458830
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Well this is simple enough. I went without dating for a long time, and I finally have a girl friend. I'm usually pretty relaxed, but...for the first time I've felt jealous. I don't mean jealous like in the "oh darn that guy who has more money" I mean she kind of swooned over another guy, and I was like; "I'll find him and strangle him." I've never really felt this kind of intensity before, and I know he's just some guy online, who she'll never meet but it really got to me. Since at least some of you are bound to be in a relationship how do you deal with, well when this kind of feeling pops up?
#203604 to #203603 - anon id: 48cbf04d
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Talk to her about it. I am a very insecure person (personal shit has happened in my life, I am working on it) and my partner understands that. One of the biggest things I have learned is that if you face that jealous feeling head on and talk to your partner about it, then you guys can find a way to deal with it. Letting it soak in and not communicating with your partner about it will only lead to you carrying those feelings throughout the entirety of your relationship. I am sure she does not want you unhappy. Do not be ashamed because you care about your relationship.
#203596 - anon id: 91c9fe45
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I am currently incredibly depressed and want it all to end. My "friends" and family don't give a shit about me nor do I care about them. I have no job, no college education, no marketable skills, and no special other. I spend my days doing nothing but wasting away. People say it will get better but I find that harder and harder to believe with each passing day. The only thing I am afraid of is messing up killing myself and winding up paralyzed in a hospital bed, brain damaged, or locked up in a padded cell or something. What do?
User avatar #203602 to #203596 - dorkledumbs
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Get a job?
Doesn't even have to be a good one, just seeing people who aren't your family or your supposed friends could help you out
#203600 to #203596 - anon id: de20d195
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Suicide by cop could work.

But honestly, have you thought about moving away and starting new? It's not like suicides going anywhere, you might as well completely start over and give that a try first.
#203601 to #203600 - anon id: 91c9fe45
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I mean if there's a way I can avoid offing myself I'd like to. I just am tired of life being shitty and I don't have the money to start anew and don't see many options.
User avatar #203593 - plantain
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How To Flirt Without Being Creepy and How To Approach (Flirting Advice and Tips)
I got a lot out of this.
User avatar #203594 to #203593 - alstorp
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What the fuck is up with his eye
#203598 to #203594 - anon id: b03894b8
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probably from the last time he got pepper sprayed.
#203592 - anon id: 85e6e669
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My brother has a curse for drawing in the worst possible friends. Kids that fucking see his vulerability and take advantage of it, and he is so stupid that he assumes them to be friends. This has led to a variety of fuck ups. For example, me and my friend are in the dining room drinking with my dad and he comes in with this kid who talks like a fucking homo. My dad, my friend, and I all notice his gayness and are like what the fuck..later after the kid leaves my brother is like 'dude he said he had a gf and stuff' Long story short the kid had tried to get him to do coke and 90% chance was there to try and fuck him. Now today his new druggie friend is over with a girl, guy is convinced that he can do anything he wants in my house cuz my pussy brother, thinks hes going to fuck this chick in my house. And my brother being the wannabee badass yet passive pussy he is is in the background while this kid takes control.
User avatar #203575 - knightmoiden
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Should I wait to tomorrow to fap, or do it today. It's the 30th and the day has passed...so...Should I polish my trophy or wait longer?
User avatar #203580 to #203575 - dorkledumbs
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There is no trophy for No Fap/Shave November

But if there was you would've won

Fap at midnight
User avatar #203581 to #203580 - knightmoiden
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I guess I could Thank for your input
#203582 to #203581 - dorkledumbs
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#203561 - anon id: 48cbf04d
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I am tired. My feet are cold. My hands are cold. I still need to study for my finals next week.

HELP PLEASE
User avatar #203595 to #203561 - sushininja
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sleep. put socks on. turn up the temp. flashcards
#203565 to #203561 - dorkledumbs
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Throw yourself in a fire and then you won't be cold and you won't have finals next week
#203569 to #203565 - anon id: 48cbf04d
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I could sleep too! 10/10 advice

Thx /advice/
User avatar #203542 - larrynonymous
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I am going to a pub(Wetherspoons) with my girlfriend who is 18, sadly I am not at the legal age but fortunately I have a brother who looks like me and he happens to be 18. My brother has let me borrowed his I.D (Provisional license) so i can go drinking with her (I am 17). I just want some tips to not look young like, how do I dress casual, smart casual, I was thinking going casual in jeans a nice button shirt with a black blazer but I don't want to look like im trying. I need as much tips as I can really thanks.
User avatar #203558 to #203542 - dorkledumbs
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If you've got an ID that you're sure will work for you I think you can dress however you want as long as its legal
I doubt your fashion sense is so bad you'll get kicked out of a bar

If nothing else, ask your girlfriend
User avatar #203539 - anonywolftroll
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I personally don't want to die, but pretty much the entire world and how I view it makes me want to die, in the hope that maybe there's something on the other side that's better than this hell that will not change as long as humankind endures.
User avatar #203586 to #203539 - fukkendragonite
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Amazing trolling.Truly inspired work. Nice one
User avatar #203541 to #203539 - anonywolftroll
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Realising tgat 99,9999% of all humans are too retarded and self-centered, and lack any amount of selfreflection and the ability to rationalise things, has made me give up all hope on humanity ever reaching a society where things are truly righteous and good, and where everyone can live the life they would like to in peace and without harming others.
Fuck humanity so goddamn much.

I know this isn't asking for advice but right now I have no clue where else to post my thoughts and honestly, I don't care. It's not hurting anyone.
User avatar #203543 to #203541 - anonywolftroll
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I'm going to get A LOT of shit for this, but I have to get it out of my system. I 100% truly believe that I am a better person than all (but one) people I know (that one person being my best friend, who, so far, has been the only one to truly understand how I feel and think and who feels exactly the same way about me as I feel about him)
I often feel like a god amongst ants.
Bring on the hate.
User avatar #203578 to #203543 - alstorp
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You sound incredibly self-centered, more than most I know. You must be part of that 99,9999% then.
#203583 to #203578 - anon id: b03894b8
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don't you get it?

everyone BUT him are bad. gosh, can't you read?

he's a god among ants.
User avatar #203545 to #203543 - anonywolftroll
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To me everyone's problems I read or hear sound like weak shit compared to how I feel. It's all so shallow.
User avatar #203550 to #203545 - anonywolftroll
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I'm just way too fucking aware of everything I think, say and do, and of all the things the people around me say and do. It's all so fucking transparent and it's simply maddening. I almost can't experience anything without being extremely aware of it and rationalizing it. Because of this I also feel that my opinions and ideas are always better than those of others, because I'm certain of the fact that others cannot support their own thoughts and statements to such a degree, or that the basis on which they build them are inherently wrong/flawed. Because of all of this I have nothing to hold on to but my own believes, which I see will never be able to amount to anything meaningful for the world. And that's also shit. I truly, from the bottom of my heart and soul want mankind to evolve and see it become more happy etc, but I know that as the single, un-understood mortal being that I am I will never been able to do anything that has a lasting impact and means anything to mankind in the long run. And that fact makes me just want to give up on my dreams and just live a life that purely consists of hedonistic pleasure for myself. Simply wallowing in pleasure until I can no longer stay alive in this society, after which I'll end my life with a mixture of intense sadness and sadistic glee.
#203552 to #203550 - anon id: b03894b8
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that made me physically sick reading all that.
#203546 to #203545 - dorkledumbs
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I cut myself on your rant, bruh
You've got a pretty skewed view on the world and I'd suggest you meet more people and socialize yourself
User avatar #203554 to #203546 - anonywolftroll
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"Meet more people and socialize yourself"
Been there, done that. Nothing but dissapointment in the long run. I wouldn't make these statements if I wasn't speaking from real life experiences.
User avatar #203556 to #203554 - dorkledumbs
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You can't seriously tell me that you've met people and socialized yourself if you can only think of one person better than you

Shit man, most of the people I know are better than you!
#203557 to #203556 - anon id: b03894b8
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just laugh at him, he's too cool to listen.
User avatar #203559 to #203557 - dorkledumbs
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I need to try and help this poor soul, anon.
It's why I come to /advice/
#203560 to #203559 - anon id: b03894b8
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look at all that shit.

there's a difference between, "I'm feeling sad, I hate everything" and "I hate everyone, I often feel like a god amongst ants."
User avatar #203562 to #203560 - dorkledumbs
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Remember, anon

Every beautiful butterfly was once a fat, overindulging, freeloading, scroungy little caterpillar fuck.
User avatar #203551 to #203546 - anonywolftroll
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Yeah this is pretty much exactly what I expected. You're just fueling my thoughts, really.
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#203553 to #203551 - dorkledumbs
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That has to say something, doesn't it?
I mean I remember when I went through my edgy phase. Eventually you stop and put everything you're doing into perspective and have a "What have I become?" moment

The instant you realize that you aren't the center of the universe your whole life will improve for the better
User avatar #203563 to #203553 - anonywolftroll
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"Place everything in perspective"
That's exactly what I do. All the fucking time. It's others who refuse to put things in perspective because they're (unrighteously) so full of themselves. I can take any form of criticism and listen to other people's opinions without getting my knickers in a twist. I am very willing to listen to people who can support what they state with a good base of rationality and humanity (that's the type of people that really have the potential of changing the world for the better), but sadly it appears very few people can.
User avatar #203564 to #203563 - dorkledumbs
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And you aren't part of that?
Listen to yourself, you're more full of yourself than anyone I've ever met in person.

You haven't said anything that would suggest you're making an effort to make the world a better place and you often said you feel like "A god amongst ants"
No one who wants to do good in the world says shit like that
User avatar #203567 to #203564 - anonywolftroll
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That second part of your comment kinda suggests that anyone that feels superior cannot possibly want other people to be happy. Why would that be?
#203570 to #203567 - dorkledumbs
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The second part of my comment kinda explicitly states that no one who doesn't have themselves at the forefront of their mind would say some clearly god-complex indicating shit

Why would that be? Well why wouldn't that be?
If someone has their fellow man at heart they will not view themselves as superior to them. If they did view themselves as superior it would be for entirely selfish reasons, "Out of the goodness of my heart I shall spare thou, a mere worm, before me of a slight inconvenience."

If you really want to do good for people and make people happier, please change your attitude about people and about the world. It's completely wrong and entirely hypocritical.
Not to mention edgy as fuck.
User avatar #203576 to #203570 - anonywolftroll
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Again you're implying that someone that feels superior is not possibly able of caring about others. I don't care for others above myself (pretty sure no-one does that and that that is simply nature/instinct) but it's not so that I don't care about others. I don't want other people to hurt...Everyone's free to live a happy, fulfilling life.
#203585 to #203576 - dorkledumbs
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Also "Again you're implying that someone that feels superior is not possibly able of caring about others. I don't care for others above myself..."
So thanks for supporting my claim?
User avatar #203587 to #203585 - anonywolftroll
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Really? Do other people really care more for others than they care for themselves? Would you sacrifice your life for someone else without a second thought? Genuinely curious
#203588 to #203587 - dorkledumbs
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Sacrificing your life for another is a HUGE fucking leap from simply caring for another person above yourself.

No one cares for everyone above themselves, but it is 100% normal for a healthy human being to have people who they care about more than themselves.

I keep saying this and I feel like you're still not listening.
PLEASE SOCIALIZE YOURSELF
GO OUTSIDE
MEET MORE THAN 3 PEOPLE
THERE ARE OVER SEVEN FUCKING BILLION
User avatar #203591 to #203588 - anonywolftroll
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And of course I have plenty of people I would make smaller sacrifices for. Really. But that does not mean that I value them over myself. It just means I can see what would be the more kind/sociable choice in a situation. That I would choose to lose certain things so that others may gain certain things (figuratively speaking, I don't mean just the literal exchange of materials) does not equate to completely valueing those people over myself.
User avatar #203590 to #203588 - anonywolftroll
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Okay. Then maybe...just maybe I haven't met that person yet. I'll see if I ever find that person that I care about MORE than about myself. Actually, now that I think about it, there are people I would lay down my life for. Those people being my parents and that friend I mentioned. Nobody else, though...
User avatar #203579 to #203576 - dorkledumbs
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"Pretty sure no one does that and that that is simply nature/instinct"

Uh... No.
People do that. All the time.
If you don't think that others do then you either have some serious problems with empathy and/or socialization.

I'm sorry, but Utopias are impossible and that will never happen.

You've got a very pre-teen worldview at this time in your life and I hope that by going out into the world and experiencing what life is like you will update your worldview accordingly

Again.
Meet more people and socialize yourself.
Obviously the three people you've ever met aren't good examples
User avatar #203589 to #203579 - anonywolftroll
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Well, I'm not convinced but I see where you're coming from and thank you for answering my shit seriously instead of just going "2edgy4me" and leaving it at that.