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User avatar #165290 - thedudeistheman (12/04/2014) [-]
I'm supposed to hear back from a college I applied to by the 15th. Should I be expecting a letter on the 15th, or before then? It's just the anxiety from waiting talking, but still, just an idea of when I should expect it would be nice.
#165287 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
Hey,
I am going to a friends party tomorrow, and I am pretty sure he is into me. I am pretty sure I want to do sexual stuff and I am spending the night. So at the moment you're probably thinking, just fuck him then.

Now comes the problem. Up to this point I have been 100% straight, dated only girls, had sex with only girls. I am generally regarded as pretty straight. I am also not romantically interested in him. I don't know how ready I am for homosexual relations, and I guess I am just asking for advice on how far to take things what to do, and any hints and tips you can give, as I have no idea what I would be doing in the scenario.

I am 20 and gym every weekday he is younger and is quite thin.
#165305 to #165287 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
I'm not saying you'll regret it, but remember it can never be undone and if you do regret it you'll never forget it.
User avatar #165288 to #165287 - notred ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
Just let it play out.
#165282 - thequickster (12/04/2014) [-]
This isn't so much advice as a request. Since we don't have a request board. I've been trying to keep up with my Russian language skills and I heard Rosetta Stone, but like most internet users, I ain't got 200 dollars to throw down for a program like that. Would anyone be able to get me a torrented version of it? I would appreciate it very much and will return with some awesome gifs!   
   
 plz gimmie
This isn't so much advice as a request. Since we don't have a request board. I've been trying to keep up with my Russian language skills and I heard Rosetta Stone, but like most internet users, I ain't got 200 dollars to throw down for a program like that. Would anyone be able to get me a torrented version of it? I would appreciate it very much and will return with some awesome gifs!

plz gimmie
#165345 to #165289 - thequickster (12/05/2014) [-]
u da real mvp
u da real mvp
#165284 to #165282 - dehumanizer ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
google
User avatar #165285 to #165284 - thequickster (12/04/2014) [-]
I wouldn't be asking on advice board if I had the intelligence to find it myself.
#165390 to #165285 - dehumanizer ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
rosetta stone torrent....
User avatar #165267 - vengefullkukumber (12/04/2014) [-]
I'm trying think up a good name for a terrorist group for this story I'm writing. Basically this fictional world is split up into four different regions and the group want to unite the world by ousting and taking over each of the governments by force. The best I can come up with is "The Unity" but I'm not really happy with that. Any suggestions would be great
User avatar #165286 to #165267 - marinepenguin (12/04/2014) [-]
I'm not sure what their name could be, but if they have like a callsign thing, or like a phrase they say. I think this would be great, "virtus unitatis est". It's latin for, in unity there is strength.
User avatar #165271 to #165267 - dasistwunderbar (12/04/2014) [-]
The Homogony
Accord
Solidarites
#165245 - ronjeremysweiner (12/04/2014) [-]
word for the opposite of a heretic
kinda like an extremist but a less derogatory/aggressive term for it
#165273 to #165272 - ronjeremysweiner (12/04/2014) [-]
thats fuckin it
thank you
i hope the universe gives you a cookie today
#165265 to #165262 - ronjeremysweiner (12/04/2014) [-]
thats it!
seriously tho its pissing me off i cant remember this
User avatar #165249 to #165245 - advicedude (12/04/2014) [-]
apostate, or sectarian
#165261 to #165249 - ronjeremysweiner (12/04/2014) [-]
close but their still not the word im thinking of
#165227 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
My girlfriend who is on the pill (and has never missed a day) is 3 days late for her period and just took a pregnancy test that came back positive.
I was wondering if anyone has an idea how much the abortion pill costs? It says online that it's between 200-800 but thats a huge gap. Was hoping someone might have a better estimate.
#165363 to #165227 - laky (12/05/2014) [-]
It's basically sticking parsley into your vagina. Idk man. I'd probably try to get her to an abortion clinic, but then again that depends on where you live.
#165349 to #165227 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
adoption is always an option.
User avatar #165325 to #165227 - jokekill (12/05/2014) [-]
She can take 5-10 of her contraception pills and it might do the trick.
Apparently it works exactly the same as the morning-after pill.
You may want to take her to an abortion clinic though. They make sure the pills are taken correctly (as one of them needs to go directly into her vagina) and that she doesn't suffer any major side effects.
User avatar #165263 to #165227 - makotoitou (12/04/2014) [-]
$5 pack of coathangers
User avatar #165243 to #165227 - guitarassassin (12/04/2014) [-]
Pretty sure the morning after pill doesn't work that way. Go to a clinic.
#165239 to #165227 - dehumanizer ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
get gassed degenerate
User avatar #165228 to #165227 - advicedude (12/04/2014) [-]
I think it'd be worth investing in rather than thousands taking care of a child.
User avatar #165220 - hotrodman (12/04/2014) [-]
What should I put for my senior yearbook quote? I'm thinkin "If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport."
User avatar #165264 to #165220 - makotoitou (12/04/2014) [-]
"dank memes yo"
User avatar #165246 to #165220 - guitarassassin (12/04/2014) [-]
The entirety of Theoden's Speech in this vid. Rohirrim Charge (Battle of the Pelennor Fields) HD
User avatar #165230 to #165220 - advicedude (12/04/2014) [-]
"Wait is this the final one"
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User avatar #165219 - larsfillmore (12/04/2014) [-]
I really need helpwith my to kill a mockingbird essay
Not asking for you to write it for me but just help me along
#165215 - onefuckingskurut (12/04/2014) [-]
Guys, can you please suggest me something to do as a sport but in a apartment?
Something that I could move my whole body while doing it?
I got scoliosis and normally I would go to indoors pool, but its cold outside this winter and also it takes 15 minutes to travel here by the bus. I got kinda tight time schedule...
I also don't like to go out with friends doing sports coz they are too good for me and always wear me down so fast. Besides I normaly don't last long anyways and they keep trying to get me overextended.
My sister suggested that I go to sports centre but I'd have to pay for this which I would rather not coz really low on money.
User avatar #165361 to #165215 - laky (12/05/2014) [-]
buy a wii
User avatar #165405 to #165361 - onefuckingskurut (12/05/2014) [-]
Not a bad idea actually...
#165216 to #165215 - minutes ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
You can do basic fitness. Crunches, sit ups, push ups, squats.
With dumbbells you can train almost every muscle group of your body. Add cardio to that and you can get fit wthout a gym or anything else.
User avatar #165221 to #165216 - onefuckingskurut (12/04/2014) [-]
I remember once when I was exercising with dumbbells and my lower rib poked out.

Isn't there some exercise that you can exercise with your whole body in one single exercise type?
#165222 to #165221 - minutes ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
Don't think so, but I am no expert.
I mean technically, how should there be an exercise that trains opposing muscles (like biceps and triceps) at once?
Swimming would work I guess.. but that's obviously nothing you can do at home.
User avatar #165223 to #165222 - onefuckingskurut (12/04/2014) [-]
Well, guess I am just gonna have to experiment with those other exercises you named and try to combine them with those I do against scoliosis. Thanks a lot : )
#165224 to #165223 - minutes ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
No problem. We have a fitness board too though. Maybe someone on there knows more.
User avatar #165225 to #165224 - onefuckingskurut (12/04/2014) [-]
Ok, got it : )
#165214 - hiddenames (12/04/2014) [-]
does anyone know of and or practice incantations?
#165231 to #165214 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
I used to but then I turned 13.
I used to but then I turned 13.
User avatar #165212 - andrewlincoln (12/04/2014) [-]
listening to irish rock and many other irish genres and i feel like i may be under the effects of a new accent
User avatar #165359 to #165212 - laky (12/05/2014) [-]
gargle listerine upside down
User avatar #165252 to #165213 - advicedude (12/04/2014) [-]
drink lots of water and 8 hours of sleep
User avatar #165211 - andrewlincoln (12/04/2014) [-]
anyone new what to do with items?
User avatar #165251 to #165211 - advicedude (12/04/2014) [-]
sell them
#165206 - ilbacondeity (12/04/2014) [-]
I just found out that my ex did me dirty, gents... I'm pretty sad. I just wanted to get it off my chest.

irrelevant background info: We met on FJ 3 years ago. She lives long distance, but I'm a fuckin' grown ass man, I went to go see her. But we only started datin in aug of 2014, we were friends all the way up to that point. And we loved each other. So on and so forth, we wanted to get married. had the rings ready and everything. I planned my future career around being with her... She's a huge wrestling fan, cool. And started going to wrestling school when I had to go back home after seeing her. I supported her and all that shit, it was all good stuff.

then early oct she started getting distant and left me on oct 20th, deciding to focus on her wrestling dream. I was cool with it. No hard feelings, I mean... I was still devastated, I wanted to marry this woman with all my heart... But I wasn't going to hold it against her, I kind of expect people to choose their dreams over the people they love.

I usually don't have a facebook, it's like disabled 90% of the time. And for some reason I decided to reactivate it and see what was goin down on bookface place. And I looked at her FB... some strange pics with another guy... okay... scroll down to earlier times, wondered if she said anything about when we split up. get to oct 20th. Nothing. Wait... wat... wat was that on oct 23rd? In Relationship. #rudeasfuck. She had one of her wrestling buddies lined up after me... That really sucked. she just straight lied to me, which I don't fux with. if you wanted another nigga, you shoulda told me, so I could have dropped your triflin' ass.

I just want someone to talk to and get my mind off sheit. thanks for listenin' fj.

TLR Bitch lied to me, left me for another nigga.
User avatar #165358 to #165206 - laky (12/05/2014) [-]
Some chicks need to constantly date someone. Like they will be in a relationship with someone until someone better comes around. idk maybe it applies to your case? But fuck it mate. Shit happens, life moves on. And oh yeah, fuck bitches
User avatar #165455 to #165358 - ilbacondeity (12/06/2014) [-]
Yeah seems that way, like I said, I wouldn't have cared as much if she had told me... My biggest gripe is that she lied to me.
User avatar #165232 to #165206 - advicedude (12/04/2014) [-]
I'm sorry to hear. Hope that doesn't happen to me. Been in a relationship for a long distance for 1year and 3 months. Going to see her for the first time in December. We are both only 18 but we see ourselves together for a long time. Just hard to go to school too with all this but I'm sure it will work out. Not to compare myself to you, just getting it off my chest as well.
User avatar #165283 to #165232 - ilbacondeity (12/04/2014) [-]
Nah man. Best of luck. I never expect long distance relationships to work... I mean, they truly rarely do. The difference I thought between my ex and I and other relationships was that we've known each other for 3 solid years, and cared about each other, pretty deeply... And most of all, we're fucking adults, not love struck teenagers. Well... Apparently, one of us was. (Feel that burn, bitch?) I was ready to commit all of my resources to being with her, and I was ready. She, apparently not so much.

It takes a lot of work... A lot. But good luck.
User avatar #165308 to #165283 - advicedude (12/05/2014) [-]
thanks bro, you too
User avatar #165207 to #165206 - sugoi (12/04/2014) [-]
Them bitches be trippin.
#165208 to #165207 - ilbacondeity (12/04/2014) [-]
u know it, cuz.
#165200 - Kanoah (12/04/2014) [-]
This is primarily directed at any Swedish speakers that may/may not be on this board;
I'm working on learning Swedish, and so far, I have no clue when to use en and ett. I've been explained that it's masculine and feminine, but I still don't entirely get it.

On the same note, it also hasn't been explained to me when to use a, å, ä, and ö. While it's no one's duty to babysit my language learning, any help would be awesome.

mfw trying to figure this shit out
User avatar #165254 to #165200 - kusahl (12/04/2014) [-]
im a swede, im not great at grammar but i can help whenever you need it.
im not sure what you mean by "when to use a, å, ä and ö", as in spelling a word or what?
User avatar #165266 to #165254 - Kanoah (12/04/2014) [-]
Exactly, in spelling a word. Like in äter, but not in jag or bara. Does it have to do with whether the word is like a verb and stuff?
User avatar #165270 to #165266 - kusahl (12/04/2014) [-]
im not actually sure, i think its just the way the word is built without a proper cause. like i get the difference between chica and chico since theyre either fem. or masc. but they dont exactly have a significance in swedish.
#165190 - severepwner (12/04/2014) [-]
Just posting here because there's no feels board.

It's been 8 or 9 years since my sister passed, just started to think about the funeral again and suddenly I couldn't keep from crying. I hardly ever cried for my sister not throughout all these years, until just now. Weird how my sadness works.
User avatar #165233 to #165190 - advicedude (12/04/2014) [-]
I'm sorry bro. This is basically a feels board. Anytime you feel the need to post, we're here for you.
User avatar #165186 - nigalthornberry (12/04/2014) [-]
Do I have a chance at getting a refund from google if I bought GTA SA but now it won't let me download it.
Games a month old
User avatar #165234 to #165186 - advicedude (12/04/2014) [-]
refunds only work from like a few hours after you get it.
User avatar #165191 to #165186 - severepwner (12/04/2014) [-]
You bought the game from Google? Can you explain that one?
User avatar #165218 to #165191 - nigalthornberry (12/04/2014) [-]
App on google play
User avatar #165299 to #165218 - severepwner (12/05/2014) [-]
I'm sure if you contact customer services you'll get somewhere. Whether that be downloading the game or getting your refund.
#165169 - winslet (12/04/2014) [-]
So i recently updated Chrome. It turns out that doing so uninstalls my plugins. a while back there was a post that shared a plugin and instructions to change the appearance of viewed and unviewed posts on FJ homepage. Does anyone know where i could find this again?
User avatar #165181 to #165169 - fistfireace (12/04/2014) [-]
You mean this?
#165184 to #165182 - winslet (12/04/2014) [-]
You sir are wonderful
You sir are wonderful
#165185 to #165184 - fistfireace (12/04/2014) [-]
**fistfireace rolled image** Thank you, random stranger. I'm surprised I even remember that plugin.

I have no related image, so here's a random one.
User avatar #165177 to #165169 - laky (12/04/2014) [-]
>using chrome
>not using glorious privacy respecting firefox

kill yourself
User avatar #165183 to #165177 - winslet (12/04/2014) [-]
I actually use both for different purposes. But you know, how dare I.
#165140 - mikimowse (12/04/2014) [-]
I really want to punch someone in the face til they bleed. I am absolutely livid and I can't figure out why. What should I do?
User avatar #165334 to #165140 - calming (12/05/2014) [-]
Be calm
User avatar #165255 to #165140 - kusahl (12/04/2014) [-]
theres a few ways to deal with anger, you can listen to calming music, watch a movie, do a breathing exercise or you can get physical, like punch your pillow. go for a run, cry your eyes out.
i usually do a breathing exercise to take the edge for it and then clean my room, or cook a meal to both occupy my head and to be somewhat physical.
User avatar #165150 to #165140 - fistfireace (12/04/2014) [-]
Punch someone in the face until they bleed.
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User avatar #165152 to #165151 - fistfireace (12/04/2014) [-]
What happened to your original account?
User avatar #165153 to #165152 - notred ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
I got banned. for 4 days then a life ban.

tfw.
#165162 to #165153 - mikimowse (12/04/2014) [-]
what the hell happened that you got b&???
#165167 to #165162 - notred ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/user/ipostcp

My old account. I guess I was asking for it.
#165195 to #165167 - dehumanizer ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
ayyy...
User avatar #165164 to #165162 - notred ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
On hentai board I posted some porn and one of the pictures in it had some small tits in it. They count that as Child Porn, so I got banned. It was pretty dumb, since I deleted it like 2 seconds after, but oh well. Besides, my old name was a little weird. Like this one better anyway.
User avatar #165175 to #165164 - fistfireace (12/04/2014) [-]
So the "ipostcp" account was just being ironic? Damn I really wanted that CP. Kidding, of course.
User avatar #165176 to #165175 - notred ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
Completely ironic.
User avatar #165178 to #165176 - fistfireace (12/04/2014) [-]
Did anyone actually take that name seriously?
User avatar #165179 to #165178 - notred ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
Yeah mayne. It's disgusting.
User avatar #165180 to #165179 - fistfireace (12/04/2014) [-]
Eh, I find it funny because people were actually taking something seriously on funnyjunk.
#165154 to #165153 - fistfireace (12/04/2014) [-]
Obligatory reaction .gif.    
   
Shame, that was a good username. How'd you get banned though?
Obligatory reaction .gif.

Shame, that was a good username. How'd you get banned though?
User avatar #165155 to #165154 - notred ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
I was sharing porn with somebody on hentai. The person I posted had small boobies.

Clearly addy likes them big.
User avatar #165156 to #165155 - fistfireace (12/04/2014) [-]
That sucks (and pretty stupid), but I cannot find myself to hate him after he banned Vivian James and causing the short shitstorm.
#165157 to #165156 - notred ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
She is back anyway. I don't really see what the fuss was about. It was pretty clear why she got banana'd. Mine was the same reason. I'm not really upset by it anyway.   
   
Pic unrelated.
She is back anyway. I don't really see what the fuss was about. It was pretty clear why she got banana'd. Mine was the same reason. I'm not really upset by it anyway.

Pic unrelated.
User avatar #165158 to #165157 - fistfireace (12/04/2014) [-]
I know, it's unfortunate. And it's not like accounts on here are actually important (although, I kinda regret deleting my old account). Still, there is one person on here who really got butthurt about his account getting banned. NimiTheCat, if you're wondering.
User avatar #165159 to #165158 - notred ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
What happened there?
User avatar #165160 to #165159 - fistfireace (12/04/2014) [-]
What do you mean? Are you talking about Nimi?
User avatar #165161 to #165160 - notred ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
yeah, I never heard of her/him.
User avatar #165163 to #165161 - fistfireace (12/04/2014) [-]
He's the guy that usually writes long essays about his opinions on most topics. He got IP banned and now thinks he's a "genius" by gaining access to the site by changing IPs or whatever.

Here's a link to one of his comments, it should tell you what kind of person he is...
www.funnyjunk.com/Easy+things+i+can+do/text/5372147/360#360
User avatar #165165 to #165163 - notred ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
He just sounds like an autist or something. He reminds me of a few people I know here.
#165166 to #165165 - fistfireace (12/04/2014) [-]
What's worse is that he keeps using that same shitty .gif.
What's worse is that he keeps using that same shitty .gif.
#165170 to #165166 - notred ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
Just don't talk to those kinds of people man. They make me angry and shit. Makes me want to punch somebody in the face till they bleed.
#165171 to #165170 - fistfireace (12/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, I know. Before I knew what he was like, I actually defended him at one point. This was a long time ago though.
User avatar #165172 to #165171 - notred ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
I defended closo. So no worries there. LOL
User avatar #165173 to #165172 - fistfireace (12/04/2014) [-]
The guy who usually posts about how he wants to touch his 12 year old sister? Lol I didn't think anyone would defend him.
User avatar #165174 to #165173 - notred ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
Trust me when I say I didn't know at the time. I'm like completely against pedophilia.
User avatar #165146 to #165140 - notred ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
You can have an angry fap.

You could also have an angry fap session on webcam.
#165147 to #165146 - mikimowse (12/04/2014) [-]
I'm a girl? I guess I could angrily watch pr0nz or something....
User avatar #165148 to #165147 - notred ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
You probably could. You could also angrily watch porns on webcam too.

pls
#165145 to #165144 - mikimowse (12/04/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, is that supposed to mean something? This is an advice board not a troll board.
User avatar #165130 - theplanetearth (12/04/2014) [-]
As a joke I'm going to mail my friend a horsecock dildo in the mail. Where can I get one for 50 dollars?
#165196 to #165130 - dehumanizer ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
please apply to your nearest gas chamber
User avatar #165134 to #165130 - jibao (12/04/2014) [-]
why waste money when you can just send him one of your spares?
User avatar #165235 to #165134 - advicedude (12/04/2014) [-]
oh gotem
User avatar #165132 to #165130 - makotoitou (12/04/2014) [-]
"a friend"
User avatar #165133 to #165132 - theplanetearth (12/04/2014) [-]
Just shut up and tell me where I can find a rubber horse cock for 50 dollars.
User avatar #165129 - boobsareamazing (12/04/2014) [-]
So I have a brother who is not motivated to try in school. When it comes to my parents, they are all talk and no game. " Do better or you lose your computer" and things like that, but he doesn't and they don't do a thing. So I've attempted to try to help him succeed myself, but it isn't easy helping someone who won't accept it. Every time I offer to help him, he is very hostile and will not agree to sit down and let me help him. He is very close to being forced into continuation school, and I'm worried he may not even graduate. I've been starting to think he may be a lost cause, and it is very irritating when i try to help and get shot down, and then am pressured by my dad into helping him more " as the older brother." I don't know what to do. My brother does want to attend college, but he wants to go to the same one I go to. I told him not with his grades and lack of effort, Should I keep at it or just give up on him?

TL;DR - My brother is a lazy man-child. Should I keep helping him or just give up on him?
User avatar #165168 to #165129 - joshkroger (12/04/2014) [-]
Judging by what you said it sounds like he wants to do well but would rather be lazy. If that's the case I recommend he do something regularly outside of school. When I played football in high school it forced me to have good time management, and I got stuff done. Same thing applied to me when I had a part time job in the off-season.

If he can't get a job or whatnot, join a club with him somewhere or go to the gym together.
Going to school, coming home, and sitting on a computer for hours and doing the same thing daily is the worst possible thing for a student.
Lucky for him- He'll have a chance to start fresh the next semester. If he does come around and complete his work make sure he stays on top of it too. Obviously get your parents in on it too, its not your responsibility.
User avatar #165136 to #165129 - sugoi (12/04/2014) [-]
How old is he?
As a brother I think you shouldn't give up on him but really it's his life, if he actively refuses your help then just give up on him. I don't think you should be working this hard for his sake, even moreso if he doesn't appreciate it.

Give up on him, wait till he realizes how fucked he is, then start helping him again.
User avatar #165138 to #165137 - sugoi (12/04/2014) [-]
Yeah I'd give up on him for a while, he's in that lazy teenager stage.
Just keep an eye on him for depression, other than that just wait him out and just do your own thing. He's not your problem, he's a guy that should deal with his own problems.
User avatar #165141 to #165138 - boobsareamazing (12/04/2014) [-]
He mainly just plays video games or watches people on youtube play minecraft, so i dont think it could be depression. But just in case, what are some obvious signs I should look for?
User avatar #165142 to #165141 - sugoi (12/04/2014) [-]
Obvious signs are obvious like Loss of appetite, one word answers, bored/apathy about everything.

Just give him a little nudge in the right direction if he's like that like offering him to go out to the movies or playing some co-op game with him or something.
User avatar #165143 to #165142 - boobsareamazing (12/04/2014) [-]
I need to talk to my parents right away, aside from the loss of appetite( not to be cruel but he is a large person) he occasionally displays these signs when put under pressure or when my parents are talking to him about school work or anything related to responsibility. I never would have guessed it. Thank you for your help.
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