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#59670
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marek (03/16/2013) [-] Hey FJ
Today I am going to the Junior Prom with this girl I met a couple weeks ago. We have been talking every night ever since we met, and she actually seems interested in talking to me unlike previous crushes. Not only do we talk every night by texting/calling, we also hung out a few times.
Speaking of hanging out.. One week after we met, we were planning to go to the movies together on a Friday. She said she had a surprise for me, but it turns out that on Tuesday was the last day that prom tickets were selling, and she asked me to the prom through the phone. (Turns out that was my surprise). At the last minute she told me she couldn't hang out and asked if i wanted to go over at her house, then we hung out there. I met her parents as well, they were really nice and seemed to like me.
I would also like to mention last night (Friday night). I went over to her house again and we were watching Insidious(Scary movie). At scary parts during the movie she would clench my arm and look down and such, it was really cute..
So FJ, here's the plan for tonight. I am going over to her house a couple hours early to take pictures with her before the prom, and we'll go to the prom together. After the prom, I am eating dinner with her and her parents, and then go back to her house.
FJ, I really like this girl, and I'm pretty sure she feels the same towards me. Should I ask her out tonight? I don't wanna lose what we have now... Help me bros
Today I am going to the Junior Prom with this girl I met a couple weeks ago. We have been talking every night ever since we met, and she actually seems interested in talking to me unlike previous crushes. Not only do we talk every night by texting/calling, we also hung out a few times.
Speaking of hanging out.. One week after we met, we were planning to go to the movies together on a Friday. She said she had a surprise for me, but it turns out that on Tuesday was the last day that prom tickets were selling, and she asked me to the prom through the phone. (Turns out that was my surprise). At the last minute she told me she couldn't hang out and asked if i wanted to go over at her house, then we hung out there. I met her parents as well, they were really nice and seemed to like me.
I would also like to mention last night (Friday night). I went over to her house again and we were watching Insidious(Scary movie). At scary parts during the movie she would clench my arm and look down and such, it was really cute..
So FJ, here's the plan for tonight. I am going over to her house a couple hours early to take pictures with her before the prom, and we'll go to the prom together. After the prom, I am eating dinner with her and her parents, and then go back to her house.
FJ, I really like this girl, and I'm pretty sure she feels the same towards me. Should I ask her out tonight? I don't wanna lose what we have now... Help me bros
#59640
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beatmasterz (03/16/2013) [-] This might be a very smart question, it might as well be a realy stupid one. But why are we not yet resistant to colds and flus?
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N. Korean citizen (03/16/2013) [-]
This may be a stupid question as well now, but i'm curious. If it's caused by a virus and not a bacteria, why is it stressed to wash your hands constantly and don't touch things in public places to avoid the flu? Those precautions don't protect against a virus, only bacteria, correct?
#59628
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N. Korean citizen (03/16/2013) [-]
I'm a tad bit slow, so you'll have to excuse me. So today I sent a picture of my cock to a chick I'm seeing, and she responds with "Damn. My ovaries exploded". Now I have no clue what that means...
#59624
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mexicandudeinsd (03/16/2013) [-] i just need to speak, so maybe fj will be my phycoitrist (dont know how to spell that) but i just want to let it out, my family lost our home that we had bought like in 2008 or 2009, but then the price went down, and the payments were up and everything, (house cost 500k when we bought it, price for it now is 250k) so today is my last day sleeping in this house as my family is moving into a trailer in a trailer park, this house gave me good memories but heck so much for the american dream of coming from living in a trailer in mexico to a house in the u.s. then living in a trailer in the u.s. .. the only good thing about that is that i wouldnt have to cross the border everyday,. tomorrow i shall be tying this in a 25 ft trailer...... but heck i still have my family i guess and im going to study. so thats a weird short summary of whats happening and i just felt i needed to get it out of my system, had to pack my room in a day cause i waited to the last min. haha but yeah im not sad or depressed but im not happy, maybe next week i will feel better. just another life lesson, that pushes me to study and make a comfortable living, and i thank my dad and mom for their work and sacrifices they have made just to give me and my brother a better life than they had. american dream, dont worry be happy (pic of me in la sagrada familia, barcelona , spain) i thank them that they sacrificed so much to send me on that trip. i feel better now that im writing it down
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happypancake (03/16/2013) [-] You don't seem like you need any of us to be you psychiatrist, you seem you're taking this a lot better than a lot of people would! I think the key here is to stay positive, male the most of your situation and focus on the things you should be focusing on, which I think you already know. Also, remember that the hard times in America will end and you may be able to move back into a house sooner than you think. I think it's good you're used to living in a trailer though, because it's less of a shock than if you had lived in a house all your life. Keep your head up, and take pictures of your house, if you can, to keep the memories alive (if you think it's necessary.
Good luck, hope this helped!
Good luck, hope this helped!
#59608
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thesmilyingdawg (03/16/2013) [-] hey can anyone give me a scene where a chick is gonna fight
you know have the fist like the picture
i need it for a x23 trailer to add fangs on it
you know have the fist like the picture
i need it for a x23 trailer to add fangs on it
#59599
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nockae (03/16/2013) [-] So guys, this board has given me some pretty good advice in the past and I've got a few questions.
First, I'm in ninth grade, and am home-schooled so I don't have much social interaction. Lately I've been feeling like shit about the fact that I'm alone. I have no friends in real life. Literally none, I haven't been out with anyone (even as friends) in two and a half years. Everywhere I go I either go with family or alone. But every time I am put into a social interaction with someone my age I feel incredibly awkward, though I have no problem talking to adults. And all I really ever do for fun is play video games. So my question is... What can I do about it?
Second, I went on a date with girl (who asked me out) a couple months ago, and when she wanted me to come over to her house and meet her family I had a panic attack and almost fainted. Eventually she just stopped talking to me, and I had had a real crush on her so I felt crushed. So I actually guess my real question is, how can I make myself more social? And I've tried putting myself into social situations and most of the time I either wuss out and don't talk to anyone, or have a small panic attack.
tl;dr I am incredibly anti-social and don't know how not to be.
First, I'm in ninth grade, and am home-schooled so I don't have much social interaction. Lately I've been feeling like shit about the fact that I'm alone. I have no friends in real life. Literally none, I haven't been out with anyone (even as friends) in two and a half years. Everywhere I go I either go with family or alone. But every time I am put into a social interaction with someone my age I feel incredibly awkward, though I have no problem talking to adults. And all I really ever do for fun is play video games. So my question is... What can I do about it?
Second, I went on a date with girl (who asked me out) a couple months ago, and when she wanted me to come over to her house and meet her family I had a panic attack and almost fainted. Eventually she just stopped talking to me, and I had had a real crush on her so I felt crushed. So I actually guess my real question is, how can I make myself more social? And I've tried putting myself into social situations and most of the time I either wuss out and don't talk to anyone, or have a small panic attack.
tl;dr I am incredibly anti-social and don't know how not to be.
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mrhiphopdancer (03/16/2013) [-] Heres an idea: why dont you try to talk to yourself in the mirror? Just pretend its not you and go from there. Or go to places where you know ppl might enjoy the thing you do like anime conventions or something like that!
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nockae (03/16/2013) [-] I don't really know where I would find out about things I'm interested in.
(Which really isn't much... I really kinda count myself as a loser. The only thing I'm interested in which has people involved in group activities is religious philosophy, which people my age aren't interested in)
(Which really isn't much... I really kinda count myself as a loser. The only thing I'm interested in which has people involved in group activities is religious philosophy, which people my age aren't interested in)
#59616 to #59613
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mrhiphopdancer (03/16/2013) [-] you would be surprised where you could find out about things you like. For example, at my college, we have an anime club. You can maybe google the area you live in and also google if ur area has anything related to your interests. Another idea would be to try something new or meet people where you wouldnt particularly go i'm not talking about being a stalker in a park. As for the religious philosophy, if you talk to your local pastor at a nearby church, Im sure he/she could point you into a good direction where to go!
#59596
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DCat (03/16/2013) [-] It's been two weeks since I said this, but it's still happening.
My hands STILL smell like play-doe after a shower. Wtf do I do?
My hands STILL smell like play-doe after a shower. Wtf do I do?
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smashingprodigy (03/16/2013) [-] Do you do any physical labor with your hands that aren't things you would normally do at home (like wash dishes, play games, whatever)? Do you deal with any chemicals of any sort or do you do stuff outside a lot, maybe exercise or yard work?
#59587
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warrenzthehero (03/16/2013) [-] What happened to that Doctor Who post about the Russian meteor in 2013 being predicted?
I can't find it, but it was just there.
It's like a damn Lego piece.
I can't find it, but it was just there.
It's like a damn Lego piece.
#59580
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N. Korean citizen (03/16/2013) [-]
"I don't want to change what's already here"
How do I respond, I need help
How do I respond, I need help
#59577
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N. Korean citizen (03/16/2013) [-]
So one of my female friends whom I'm close to sometimes but rarely adds a cute little "Love you" at the end of a phone call. Like a little thing after saying bye. She's only done it once in a phone call and once in real life, she says this when she's in a bad mood or really tired and i'm just helping her with something. I of course say "Me too" before hanging up.
Anyway, I thought it was cute, so I go ahead and add the little "Love you" when I called her the other day. She paused and then said "I love you too" before hanging up.
What's with the pause :/
Anyway, I thought it was cute, so I go ahead and add the little "Love you" when I called her the other day. She paused and then said "I love you too" before hanging up.
What's with the pause :/
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davvi (03/16/2013) [-] it's awkward for her for some reason. of course, that's either because she doesn't or does feel like it honestly.
if i knew that girl, i could make a better guess if she'd mean that.
however (based on my female friends), i'm guessing it's more a "fashion" thing, not an honest love confession (more so if she is that "yolo" and constant twitterer type of girl)
if i knew that girl, i could make a better guess if she'd mean that.
however (based on my female friends), i'm guessing it's more a "fashion" thing, not an honest love confession (more so if she is that "yolo" and constant twitterer type of girl)
#59574
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mirsar (03/16/2013) [-] ok.. i got this picture, and i do not know how i shall edit it further.
i need your advice guys!
i need your advice guys!
#59569
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suckcarsonandsee (03/16/2013) [-] Alright, so I was going to attempt to get my first kiss today, but I didn't. I didn't hold her hand when we walked down, but I don't know I just fret about the little stuff and don't know what to do. I don't know when to kiss her! Like she sat in my lap and we talked at this hotdog joint where a lot of people hang out. But I just don't k ow how to approach ad I don't know if she wats her first kiss since she told me she didn't with her last boyfriend (she told me when they were dating) and what sucks is I have to e sitting down since se is 4,10 and I am 511 or 5,10. Anyways this was my secondish date and another daily attempt by me. I would just really appreciate some help on building some confidence and figuring out when to kiss her. When I was sitting down I had the opportunity because we looked into eachothers eyes and smiled but I didn't want to do it with everyone like 2 feet away and inside of a resturaunt. I'm going to take her to the oz next week so I might try then. Opinions? I just really want some hep guys.
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zzonked (03/16/2013) [-] Be physical, touch her a lot, make focused eye contact a lot and get up in her face. This is how it happens naturally. I posted this the other day for someone else too and I'll repost it for you:
If ever I'm struggling to kiss a girl 'naturally' I just ask them "Do you want to kiss me?" and then one of 3 things happen:
A) They say yes. Kiss them, all is well.
B) They respond with a 'maybe' type answer or hesitate. You then say 'Lets find out' and kiss them. Maybe basically always means yes.
C) They say no in a convincing way. You then respond with something jokey/flirty like 'Ha, you just looked like you were giving me the eyes. I was just asking to see if you were trying to seduce me you nerd.'
If ever I'm struggling to kiss a girl 'naturally' I just ask them "Do you want to kiss me?" and then one of 3 things happen:
A) They say yes. Kiss them, all is well.
B) They respond with a 'maybe' type answer or hesitate. You then say 'Lets find out' and kiss them. Maybe basically always means yes.
C) They say no in a convincing way. You then respond with something jokey/flirty like 'Ha, you just looked like you were giving me the eyes. I was just asking to see if you were trying to seduce me you nerd.'
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girrafalopegis (03/16/2013) [-] Try to get some privacy, it sets the mood and makes everything a lot more relaxed. Don't do it in public, it will put pressure on you, and it isn't very romantic. Take her alone somewhere, on a walk or something, anywhere, and just perhaps sit and talk. When you're alone, if you are making a lot of eye contact, try and see if she is staring at you or even your lips. Try to get close, and if you move in, its a pretty clear sign, and she'll probably go for it too. Just be relaxed, breathe, and the kissing part will just come naturally. Don't be too dominative although. Find a balance.
#59567
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revorce (03/16/2013) [-] Aparently I have Dermatillomania. Any advice on that? Can you cure it? Does anyone know about it?
#59566
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ripawesometheone ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-] Heya!
Anyone of you awesome funnyjunkers who know if its recommended to waite a specific amount of time before usingmouthwash after you just brushed your teeths? :)
Thanks.
Anyone of you awesome funnyjunkers who know if its recommended to waite a specific amount of time before usingmouthwash after you just brushed your teeths? :)
Thanks.
#59565
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iliekcereal (03/15/2013) [-] Hey guys, advice on asking a really shy girl to prom? Is it better to do it in a way that's bold and romantic and shit, or kinda small and simple? Also, she's a girl who doesn't really make it obvious who she likes, so what should I look for as a "sign"?
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misticalz (03/16/2013) [-] I would ask her out regardless if she likes you or not.
If she's shy, do it in private. Since she is shy, she'll feel pressured to say yes around a lot of people.
Ask her out in a way that's related to what she likes.
If she likes pokemon maybe say ;
"Are you a Pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful, want to go to prom?"
If she's shy, do it in private. Since she is shy, she'll feel pressured to say yes around a lot of people.
Ask her out in a way that's related to what she likes.
If she likes pokemon maybe say ;
"Are you a Pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful, want to go to prom?"
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misticalz (03/16/2013) [-] OHOHOHOH I Got one,
Go ask her out like this.
Before you go see her, get a haircut like Harrypotter, get glasses like him.
write on your forehead "Prom?" With a lighting bolt next to it.
Then go up to her and say "Hey, ____ I'm a wizard! Look at my forehead!" *Lifts up hair*
Go ask her out like this.
Before you go see her, get a haircut like Harrypotter, get glasses like him.
write on your forehead "Prom?" With a lighting bolt next to it.
Then go up to her and say "Hey, ____ I'm a wizard! Look at my forehead!" *Lifts up hair*
#59562
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N. Korean citizen (03/15/2013) [-]
Sometimes I lie in my bed and hug a pillow and pretend its someone i love.
