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#118487 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (02/25/2014) [-]
Hello once again beautiful people. I'm here for "Wendigo Comics". We recently re-launched our kick starter. We could really use everyone's support and shares to gather the money we need to start our comic-eater american tour.
We hope to be the next big comic company that really looks out for the little guy. Helping struggling artists and writers find their passion and make money. We are throwing away RETCONS and crappy loop-holes. Creating characters you can really get behind and cheer for, cry for, or maybe just yell loudly at and have your parents question your sanity.

The picture here is of one of my very own characters. Red-Wing a master thief.

This is just a little sample of what we have on staff. I hope you all will take the time to stop by and help us out.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/158847298/the-comic-cannibalism-tour-by-wendigo-comics


or maybe you just want to visit us and keep an eye out.
Like us on facebook
www.facebook.com/Comiceater

either way we would love your support and shares.

We accept all sorts of feedback or even people intrested in taking part.

My name is Tucker Haase. I'm the current chief writer and work under our CEO Jacob Fairy. (Yes his last name is really Fairy)

I hope you all find the time to at least take a look.

Thank you very much.
User avatar #118657 to #118487 - Nameloc (02/26/2014) [-]
Looks interesting, although your picture there is slightly flawed. The flash coming from the gun is off and just floating in-front of it. Maybe that's because it's being fired??
Not sure, but thought I'd state that anyways.
User avatar #118695 to #118657 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (02/26/2014) [-]
Its just concept art.
#118475 - minibeep (02/25/2014) [-]
how to make blue text ?
User avatar #118492 to #118475 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
I've been trying to find out for a while too. S: I forgot how.
#118484 to #118475 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
suck admin off, his semen makes text blue.
#118467 - mexicandudeinsd (02/25/2014) [-]
so im trying to create password for university website and it keeps telling me this
is there something im not understanding ? help
User avatar #118510 to #118467 - megavoir (02/25/2014) [-]
holy shit, I thought my password was annoying with 13 characters, 2 caps, and a number
User avatar #118485 to #118467 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
I've heard of stupid fucking password requirements but holy shit.
#118486 to #118485 - mexicandudeinsd (02/25/2014) [-]
i know, i cant believe it
stupid website
#118476 to #118467 - minibeep (02/25/2014) [-]
have you tried 19 instead of exactly 20 ?
User avatar #118477 to #118476 - mexicandudeinsd (02/25/2014) [-]
i tried like from 8 to 20 characters, with capital and number and sign and it still doesnt let me :/ let me try again
#118478 to #118477 - minibeep (02/25/2014) [-]
the letters cant be the same 3 times in a row like this Www
#118479 to #118478 - minibeep (02/25/2014) [-]
or this Abc
#118480 to #118479 - minibeep (02/25/2014) [-]
because its the same type
i think you need to have it like this A4bc4
#118481 to #118480 - mexicandudeinsd (02/25/2014) [-]
XD oh lawd hahahahaha
i put the password with A4....
and i added some more letters and numbers
and it got rid of that problem but gave me another
User avatar #118489 to #118481 - billybong (02/25/2014) [-]
The stupid thing is, that by putting all of those rules in, it makes the password much much easier to brute force and guess if someone actually wanted to gain access.

So, If I was going to crack it, I'd start with a char generator, and then only test passwords that matched all of those criteria.... I'm too tired to math, but those rules significantly reduce the range of possibilities for a password.
#118482 to #118481 - minibeep (02/25/2014) [-]
non printable characters .... but
#118483 to #118482 - mexicandudeinsd (02/25/2014) [-]
MFW i see this crap
#118459 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
So I was wondering, has any of you guys (males) tried being bi? Whats it like? Did it work at all? Or was it just an experiment?
User avatar #118463 to #118459 - mexicandudeinsd (02/25/2014) [-]
i got a bj from a guy :p and i may have licked it X) idk maybe i would have sex if situation is right idk yolo
#118494 to #118463 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
For serious? What did you think about when you were being blown? I just really want to know what its like, sorry.
User avatar #118566 to #118494 - mexicandudeinsd (02/25/2014) [-]
idk i was horny and i guess in my mind i was getting a bj, (a bj is a bj ;3) haha idk it wasnt that weird and i was nervous cause it was like the most sexual thing i ever done :p want more details PM me;D
User avatar #118462 to #118459 - advicedude (02/25/2014) [-]
but not interested in actual sex with a guy.
#118493 to #118462 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
So you mean you just might want to be with a man? Or what? Im not sure what you mean
User avatar #118564 to #118493 - advicedude (02/25/2014) [-]
Like once in a while I'll get sexual attraction but i wont want sex
User avatar #118461 to #118459 - advicedude (02/25/2014) [-]
I think I'm bi. It's weird not knowing.
User avatar #118445 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
Posting again, sorry if I'm getting repetitive, but many people messaged me and I helped all of them, so posting this seems to be good for those who don't wanna post on here.

If you need any help or advice, with anything at all, PM me, or skype me, jorgethemaster1, and I'll be glad to help. I won't tell anyone what we talk about it, it will be between you & I only. Sometimes, people don't like to tell this entire board about their problems, which is why I'm offering to help privately.
I'll be more than happy to help. (:
User avatar #118917 to #118445 - nippuhl (02/28/2014) [-]
Ok thanks hitting you up now ciroc boi.
User avatar #118452 to #118445 - makotoitou ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
Did Fat Ben Make Poop?
User avatar #118454 to #118452 - teoberry (02/25/2014) [-]
go back to /politics/
#118442 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
Sorry to beg, especially as Anon, but I want to apply for a college program over the summer (I'm a sophomore) and need a few dollars. I've asked my parents but there are a lot of money issues with my sister going to college and it doesn't seem possible. I need about ~$10 more dollars to apply but anything is appreciated. I made a paypal which is: psyk0r4ven@yahoo.com. 2edgy4me, yes I know.

TL;DR: Kid wanting money for college studies
User avatar #118453 to #118442 - soupkittenagain ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
Why don't you try fafsa, a financial aid program? unless you're not in America
User avatar #118464 to #118453 - mexicandudeinsd (02/25/2014) [-]
i tried fafsa and even though i qualified for calgrant A , i only got B, which is like $1,400 instead of $5000 of A. :/ but im poor X) well its better than nothing , i think university is like 6000 per year so i can afford and by I, i mean my parents:p
#118460 to #118453 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
I am in America and I guess this was a stupid request. I need money just to submit an application, $40 total. As for the chance of actually getting accepted, my school does provide financial aid as well as the program themselves, i just have to have proof of acceptance.
User avatar #118449 to #118442 - makotoitou ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
get a job you hippy
#118440 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
around noon today, i woke up because it felt like somebody smashed me in the side of the head with a hammer. i actually grabbed the side of my head because i thought i fell and split it open. it went away after about 10 minutes, but it hurt like fucking hell.

around the same time, my friend that i have a crush on fell and got a concussion.

what the bloody fuck is going on?
User avatar #118446 to #118440 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
People believe that dreams are somehow tied to reality, because of things like this. It was most likely a crazy coincidence, you probably slept at a strange angle or something.
User avatar #118469 to #118446 - faithrider (02/25/2014) [-]
i don't believe in coincidence... but i also don't really think these two are related....
#118488 to #118469 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
i don't believe it was a mere coincidence, but it seems impossible that the two are connected
User avatar #118436 - teoberry (02/25/2014) [-]
I need some good pictures of mullets to use as reference when I eventually go to the barber. inb4 rly shitty mullets. not funny guise
#118470 to #118436 - faithrider (02/25/2014) [-]
<<<best mullet ever
<<<best mullet ever
User avatar #118500 to #118470 - teoberry (02/25/2014) [-]
easy now, I don't want to be drowning in pussy
User avatar #118465 to #118436 - mexicandudeinsd (02/25/2014) [-]
>mullet
wut
are you a redneck?
User avatar #118499 to #118465 - teoberry (02/25/2014) [-]
nu. just like mullets
User avatar #118570 to #118499 - mexicandudeinsd (02/26/2014) [-]
o_o but those arent in style... well what type have you had or are looking for?
User avatar #118616 to #118570 - teoberry (02/26/2014) [-]
Eh, they're kind of popular here. I like sports mullets, like stuff where you can keep it long but it doesn't get in your eyes.
User avatar #118630 to #118616 - mexicandudeinsd (02/26/2014) [-]
where are you from?
User avatar #118766 to #118630 - teoberry (02/27/2014) [-]
calgary canada. a lot rednecks and hockey kids here
User avatar #118771 to #118766 - mexicandudeinsd (02/27/2014) [-]
well good for them to have a mullet ^^
User avatar #118447 to #118436 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
No two people have the same taste.
Go on Google and find some yourself, it will be faster and easier.
If we do it, you may not like the pictures we find. S:
User avatar #118450 to #118447 - teoberry (02/25/2014) [-]
Eh, still nice to get a 2nd opinion
User avatar #118456 to #118450 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
I guess you're right.
I can't help though, I'd probably pick out the worst one, haha.
User avatar #118457 to #118456 - teoberry (02/25/2014) [-]
Eh, at least you tried. Thanks anyways bud. You do good stuff here
User avatar #118458 to #118457 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
Thank you!
I really want to help as many people as I can, with advice, since many people told me I'm really good at giving it. :­P
User avatar #118435 - afastsnail (02/25/2014) [-]
Today at school, were being forced to read Romeo and Juliet. I couldn't but help noticed the way they were speaking; the characters were using words like, _thou, thy, and dost. So my question is, what kind of form of speech or writing is that called? The only thing I could think of an answer is Old English; I don't think that's the answer though.
User avatar #118490 to #118435 - axeul (02/25/2014) [-]
That is not Old English. You would not be able to read Old English. It would look like a foreign language, more like German, I believe. My best guess is Shakespearean English or Elizabethan English.
User avatar #118471 to #118435 - faithrider (02/25/2014) [-]
i would say that jorgethemaster is the most accurate. most of shakespearean literature was shakespeare making up shitty words.
User avatar #118443 to #118435 - suxferyu (02/25/2014) [-]
old english is way different from that, believe it or not it's technically modern english.
User avatar #118441 to #118435 - makotoitou ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
old as fuck
User avatar #118437 to #118435 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
It's Shakespearian language.
#118431 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
i have a primal issue in which whenever i catch a glimpse of dat ass my shit just goes bananas, and i have all i can do to contain my spaghetti. like today i went to the bank and some fine looking blondie was standing at the counter in really awesome tights that allowed me so see her slutty panties really easy. i almost couldn't hold a pen to sign my check. what do?
#118519 to #118431 - miaou (02/25/2014) [-]
becum gay
problem solvd
User avatar #118567 to #118519 - mexicandudeinsd (02/25/2014) [-]
talking from personal experience arent you?
#118579 to #118567 - miaou (02/26/2014) [-]
yes.
User avatar #118580 to #118579 - mexicandudeinsd (02/26/2014) [-]
well ;3 it just got more interesting he..he..
User avatar #118497 to #118431 - supertanto (02/25/2014) [-]
let's go for a combo of mexicandudeinsd and makotoitou 's ideas together. Ask her out while jerking off, duh
#118568 to #118497 - mexicandudeinsd (02/26/2014) [-]
9/10 will get you laid in less than 5 minutes  by black guys in prison;)
9/10 will get you laid in less than 5 minutes by black guys in prison;)
User avatar #118466 to #118431 - mexicandudeinsd (02/25/2014) [-]
ask her out
duh
User avatar #118434 to #118431 - makotoitou ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
jerk off a lot
User avatar #118423 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/25/2014) [-]
You think there should be a homework board on this site so we don't have people posting homework questions on the advice board?
User avatar #118543 to #118538 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/25/2014) [-]
I'm doing it for you. Don't be sad
User avatar #118544 to #118543 - ferrettamer (02/25/2014) [-]
I hope he does, I have more homework I need help with lol
User avatar #118546 to #118545 - ferrettamer (02/25/2014) [-]
It's calculus this time, applications of derivatives. I think I know what I am doing, but the back of the book says I am wrong
User avatar #118547 to #118546 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/25/2014) [-]
Related rates?
User avatar #118549 to #118547 - ferrettamer (02/25/2014) [-]
Optimization. It gave me the length and width of a piece of cardboard and said they cut out squares of even size from the corners and told me to find the maximum volume.
User avatar #118448 to #118423 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
That's a good idea. Post it on Admin's profile! [:
User avatar #118451 to #118448 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/25/2014) [-]
How do I do that?
User avatar #118455 to #118451 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/admin

Write a comment on there, telling him there should be a homework board.
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#118399 - advicedude (02/25/2014) [-]
I didn't notice but apparently since it was so overtly evident that I liked a girl, I came off as creepy. What are ways you can tell if you're being creepy to a girl? I wasn't trying to sex her or anything so I honestly don't know.
#118414 to #118399 - miaou (02/25/2014) [-]
seeming "creepy" depends on whether the person likes you or not. For example, if some random guy is acting as close around me as one of my best guy friends, that'll seem creepy to me.
who told you that you seemed creepy, the girl herself or someone else?
if the girl said it, she probably doesn't like you. if someone else said it, you might want to ease off anyways if you don't want to seem clingy and pushy.

heres a tip. do you have any female friends that you have absolutely no attraction for?
Act around this girl how you act around those girls. before you do or say something, think about if you'd say that to one of your friends. I'm not saying seemingly friend zone her, show a bit more kindness than you do usually, just don't be overbearing. trust me, i know how easy it is to not even notice you're being a bit too close and creepy
User avatar #118415 to #118414 - advicedude (02/25/2014) [-]
I talked to her like I would anyone else. If anything just more frequently.
#118416 to #118415 - miaou (02/25/2014) [-]
well then i don't know why that'd seem creepy

unless you're subconsciously doing something
User avatar #118410 to #118399 - ScottP (02/25/2014) [-]
Usually if you find yourself trying to talk to them more than you would other people (to the point of like every day) then that may come off as a little creepy.
User avatar #118412 to #118410 - advicedude (02/25/2014) [-]
But I like them, how is that creepy .-.
User avatar #118419 to #118412 - ScottP (02/25/2014) [-]
I'm not saying that it is. It depends on the person. Some people like the attention. Other people don't.


Completely off topic, a few friends and I were discussing my friend's relationship with this girl (they're just sort of acquaintances). We were saying that it looked like she was just using him to get better grades in school (which she was). My friend said, "She can use me all she wants. She's the only girl who talks to me." It was pretty sad...
#118409 to #118399 - ipostcp (02/25/2014) [-]
I try to treat people normally as I would anyone else, just make more attempts to talk to them. Although I come off as an asshole when I don't mean to be most of the time.
I try to treat people normally as I would anyone else, just make more attempts to talk to them. Although I come off as an asshole when I don't mean to be most of the time.
#118388 - walmartysnextghost (02/25/2014) [-]
So I ran into something interesting today and have a question for my gay bros, "queer" is an offensive term, right?
User avatar #118398 to #118388 - ipostcp (02/25/2014) [-]
It's not what you say, it's how you say it.
User avatar #118397 to #118388 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
No, it's not.
User avatar #118395 to #118388 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
not really
User avatar #118387 - misticalz ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
lol fuck
I have way too much homework for me to complete in 4 hours.
How can i fake being sick? I need to do this shit as I actually want to improve this semester.
I missed Friday (Was getting new glasses) and apparently science, and a whole book of English got assigned.
tl;dr I need a day to do homework how can I fake being sick. The teachers won't give a fuck if I missed a day that was confirmed for a day I needed.
User avatar #118472 to #118387 - faithrider (02/25/2014) [-]
www.imdb.com/title/tt0091042/

watch this movie on netflix, it has an excellent how to on how to fake sickness.
User avatar #118438 to #118387 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
If you have a solid excuse for why you missed Friday, tell your parents and see if they let you stay home. That is, assuming you live with them.
If you're on your own, try to finish as much as you can, do a little bit of everything, and tell the teacher what happened, hopefully they will be understanding about your problem and possibly give you an extension.
User avatar #118413 to #118387 - ferrettamer (02/25/2014) [-]
I told my mom I was sick today, she asked what was wrong, and I said I had a headache (which was partly true, I usually have a headache though) and an upset stomach and then she felt my head and said I had a fever so yeah
#118396 to #118387 - miaou (02/25/2014) [-]
if you're trying to fool your parents, then there are two parts to this

Looking Visually Sick
-steal your mothers/sisters makeup (hopefully she has makeup) Out of there, try finding a reddish lip-liner. If you have that, apply it on your water line. it'll feel weird if you never put on eyeliner before, but you'll be fine This will give the illusion of irritated and sore eyes.
-take some light/medium brown eyeshadow. Lightly brush that under your eyes to make them look tired. bonus points for a bit of purple. be careful of this part though...if the eyeshadow is shimmery at all or is applied to look splotchy, it'll look fake
-by now you should look sickly and half-dead. throw on an old hoodie and act sick when talking to your parents.

Pretending to Be Sick
-you don't have to be an amazing actor to get this right. trudge around wearily, have a coughing fit every now and then, blow your nose.
-if your parents give you a thermometer to see if you have a fever, hold it up to a lightbulb until it reaches a reasonable temperature to suggest fever.
-think beforehand. you'll need a "reason" as to why you got sick. Walk into the kitchen and ask for a full glass of cold water for whatever reason. drink it all down and bam, you have a decent justification for sickness.

im a pro and pretending to be sick
User avatar #118389 to #118387 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
you can A. copy homework
B. just stay home and tell your parents to call your school and say you're sick
User avatar #118390 to #118389 - misticalz ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
yeah
but how do I act like im sick
User avatar #118391 to #118390 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
you don't have to if you stay home
User avatar #118392 to #118391 - misticalz ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
wat
User avatar #118393 to #118392 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
just tell your parents to call and lie
User avatar #118394 to #118393 - misticalz ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
no my parents will be like
what are you sick with
what r ur symptoms
how do u feel
User avatar #118369 - ferrettamer (02/25/2014) [-]
The science board is useless, so I'll ask here for hw help. Does anybody know how to solve for centripetal force? Do I just find the centripetal acceleration and then use F=ma?
User avatar #118439 to #118369 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
Holy shit, I JUST learned that, for the first time in my life in today's Science class. Where do you live? 0:
I understand most of it. And there are 3 formulas for Centripetal force, depending on what you have. Write a problem and I'll see if I can help you solve it.
User avatar #118529 to #118439 - ferrettamer (02/25/2014) [-]
Ontario. But I think I got it now, it's just that I missed yesterday, and the only thing my teacher uploads is the practice questions, so I wasn't 100%
User avatar #118539 to #118529 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
I'm also in Ontario...O:
Where in ON?
User avatar #118540 to #118539 - ferrettamer (02/25/2014) [-]
Near Toronto, hbu?
User avatar #118541 to #118540 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
I'm in Toronto.
Woah, it's rare to find someone who lives in/around Toronto on this site.
User avatar #118381 to #118369 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/25/2014) [-]
So in short it can be written as F = mv^2 / r
User avatar #118380 to #118369 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/25/2014) [-]
The formula is F = ma. But A = v^2 / r where r is the radius of the circle and v is the TANGENT velocity.
User avatar #118382 to #118380 - ferrettamer (02/25/2014) [-]
Yeah, so centripetal acceleration * mass. Thanks
User avatar #118383 to #118382 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/25/2014) [-]
it can also be interpreted with angular velocity (w) given by rotations per min. That formula is F= mrw^2. Since w = v/r you get F = mr(v/r)^2 = mv^2 / r
User avatar #118373 to #118369 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/25/2014) [-]
There is technically no such thing as centripetal force.
User avatar #118376 to #118373 - ferrettamer (02/25/2014) [-]
Well, the handout my teacher made said centripetal force, so I'm going with that. Idc if it doesn't really exist, I just need to be able to solve it so I don't fail
User avatar #118374 to #118373 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
nigga wat
User avatar #118377 to #118374 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/25/2014) [-]
Force example, I'm spinning a flail, the force of the chain holding the spiked ball is the force of TENSION on the chain.
User avatar #118378 to #118377 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
okay, now put a cup on top of a grape, start spinning rapidly, and lift while still spinning it
User avatar #118379 to #118378 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/25/2014) [-]
I know what I did wrong. I was thinking of CentraFUGAL force.
User avatar #118367 - themilker (02/25/2014) [-]
Alright, I have a relationship question. There are these 2 girls, they're both really good friends of mine and I'm pretty sure they both like me. I like both of them too for their own reasons. The problem is, they're best friends and I don't want to ask one out and have the other one be jealous and start separating from the other girl. Is there anything I can do to get the girl so they remain friends in the process?
#118527 to #118367 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #118411 to #118367 - ScottP (02/25/2014) [-]
Never undertake a situation like that unless you have a 90%> success probability.
User avatar #118400 to #118367 - advicedude (02/25/2014) [-]
Don't assume they like you, you gotta know for sure.
#118368 to #118367 - miaou (02/25/2014) [-]
Its not like simply dating a girl is going to break up her friendship. I suggest that you tell the girl you choose to not really talk about the relationship to her friend. Also, when you're around both of them, act like you're just a friend, so that that no one gets jealous, which leads to fights and so on.
#118347 - anonymous (02/24/2014) [-]
So I'm going to this party on Friday and I think there's going to be weed brownies there.
Without sounding like a complete vagina, what would this do to me if I ate one or two? Is there a possibility that anything bad could happen?
#118569 to #118347 - anonymous (02/26/2014) [-]
depends on how much weed is in there. the first time i tried pot, i had a brownie with like 1/4 gram in ot, i was int eh middle of the woods seeing houses. and then i freaked the fuck out and felt like i was going to have a heart attack.
User avatar #118474 to #118347 - faithrider (02/25/2014) [-]
my friend who did pot explained it to me this way: smoking weed is a quicker high because you are taking it in through your lungs it goes through the blood stream straight to the brain, whereas edibles usually take longer to kick in because they get absorbed through digestion, similar to taking like ibuprofen. because of this difference the edibles end up being a fuller longer lasting high, that you feel through your entire body. it can take longer for you to notice a reaction though. depending on your metabolism, and other digestion factors, it can take really anywhere from 15 minutes to 2 hours for you to feel something. also like the other people said, make sure you have nothing to do the next day or so. because they last that long ( according to him)
User avatar #118401 to #118347 - advicedude (02/25/2014) [-]
Yolo. one or two should be fine.
User avatar #118363 to #118347 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
if it's your first time you most likely won't feel anything, or at the most your vision might just get brighter
User avatar #118385 to #118363 - teoberry (02/25/2014) [-]
Theodore how would you know? Drugs are baaaaaad
User avatar #118360 to #118347 - pokemonstheshiz (02/24/2014) [-]
maybe take one, it won't be that bad. It's not super strong, but the effects are long lasting. Just don't plan much the next day
#118361 to #118360 - anonymous (02/24/2014) [-]
How long lasting is long lasting?
User avatar #118362 to #118361 - pokemonstheshiz (02/24/2014) [-]
me and a friend got crazy, and I probably ate about 4. Not entirely sure, but they were delicious. Anyway, I was pretty out of it up to about 24 hours later. And I have a pretty high tolerance in general. So one should be enough for most people, maybe two.
I ended up going to a barn that morning, and when you're high, horses are pretty damn scary. You won't be stoned out of your mind for 24 hours, it kicks in after an hour or so and gradually builds up, but then tapers off.
User avatar #118353 to #118347 - irishpunker (02/24/2014) [-]
Don't take two if it's your first time. One should be enough.
#118354 to #118353 - anonymous (02/24/2014) [-]
Doing some research and there are lots of people suggesting that it's a bad idea because it doesnt kick in for a long time so you have no idea what it's going to be like.
I'm so conflicted.
User avatar #118355 to #118354 - irishpunker (02/24/2014) [-]
Exactly. When I first smoked weed (I was kinda old when I first tried it, I was 17) I thought I got no effect from it. Five minutes later, I realized that it kicked in.

I've smoked weed a few times, but only in the form of a joint, so I don't know what it's like eating it, but one of my friends told me that he ate a space cake while in Amsterdam and when he got no effect from the first one, he ate a second one. He told me it took him a good while to come down from it.

I've never had any negative effects from smoking weed, my friend that partake haven't either, but I know it's not for everyone.

Worst case scenario is that you have a panic attack. So it's not like you could die from trying one.
#118356 to #118355 - anonymous (02/24/2014) [-]
That's the thing; I do want to try weed at some point (I am 16 at the moment) but I was only really open to trying it in a joint form, because I know that I can watch it happen and know that it's not being mixed with an skank shit, or tobacco.
User avatar #118359 to #118356 - irishpunker (02/24/2014) [-]
Well, I never bought weed myself, so I bogarted other people's joints. One guy I went to college with used to mix it with tobacco and other people I knew didn't. So, in retrospect, I never bothered to check what I was actually smoking, I just trusted whoever gave me a joint that there wasn't anything in it. It's good that you're cautious about this.

But, I understand where you're coming from. While I had no problem with weed, I was going to a party once and about a week in advance a guy I know tells me he'll have ecstasy and wants to know if I'll partake. Now, I always said to myself "I'll never try anything other than weed". But I was giving serious consideration to this, because I was told about the good things about ecstasy. But, whatever, if I'm putting a drug in my body, I want to know the effects. I read one too many horror stories about ecstasy and decided I didn't want to do it. So, really, it's up to you.

To give you my personal history of drugs I've tried: I've smoked weed quite a bit and, most of the time, it can be pretty ineffective. I've taken Xanax and Valium. Got nothing from Xanax, but got pretty mellow on Valium. So, that's all I've ever taken. It's up to yourself to figure what you think would be OK. I'd never take acid, for example, because I think that would just fuck me up.
#118352 to #118347 - miaou (02/24/2014) [-]
depends on how much weed there is inside, but nothing "bad" is going to happen.
#118348 to #118347 - anonymous (02/24/2014) [-]
dont eat two, depending on the person you could get seriously fucked up if you eat too much.
the effect is delayed cause stomach and they arent bad for you
#118350 to #118348 - anonymous (02/24/2014) [-]
One of the other people who is going has told me that it gets you much higher than just smoking it, is that true?
#118358 to #118350 - anonymous (02/24/2014) [-]
keep in mind it has to reach your intestines before it takes effect
#118357 to #118350 - anonymous (02/24/2014) [-]
yes and for a longer time
User avatar #118343 - badsamaritan (02/24/2014) [-]
Hi, I need some "legal" help
I host free entry FPS tournaments over the internet every now and then (people love em). I am in the process of planning a pay to play team tournament and I'll take a cut of the earnings. Is there any taxes laws or regulations that I need to take into consideration?
For myself and the winners of coarse.
Thank you!
User avatar #118384 to #118343 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/25/2014) [-]
If you think the IRS won't find you (doubt they would because everyone works under the table here and there), I wouldn't worry about it. How big is this tournament?
User avatar #118418 to #118384 - badsamaritan (02/25/2014) [-]
Nahh I'll pay my taxes. The resin why I was asking was because I wanted this to be a reoccurring thing. Like a smaller game battles or AGL.
User avatar #118342 - ipostcp (02/24/2014) [-]
A dude keeps complimenting me at work. What should I do? It's getting annoying. Can't tell him to screw off either since it would make it awkward.
User avatar #118403 to #118342 - advicedude (02/25/2014) [-]
"hey can you cut it out, nothing personal but I don't feel comfortable."
#118344 to #118342 - miaou (02/24/2014) [-]
option 1 : say you have a boyfriend.
option 2 : ignore him when he does.
option 3 : tell him nicely to stop. Its weird telling a person that so you might want to do it virtually..like an email or text. Don't seem too rude though.
User avatar #118349 to #118344 - ferrettamer (02/24/2014) [-]
iostcp is a dude pretty sure
#118351 to #118349 - miaou (02/24/2014) [-]
oh ok

say you have a (the name for whatever gender you're attracted to)
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