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User avatar #106210 - skiskis (12/08/2013) [-]
Okay this doesn't fit here, not exactly advice, but where can I download Kill Your Darlings (2013) can't find this shit anywhere
User avatar #106209 - romdomcom (12/08/2013) [-]
So I have my second driving test tomorrow (UK). I failed the first one making stupid mistakes because I was so nervous, even though in lessons and out driving with my dad I'm actually pretty good. Any tips on keeping calm? I can't really afford to keep failing.
#106223 to #106209 - theguythatisnotyou (12/08/2013) [-]
Masturbate beforehand (Puns). It will lower your blood pressure and give you a clear mind.
User avatar #106230 to #106223 - sundip (12/08/2013) [-]
Masturbate whilst driving for double xp.
User avatar #106206 - oborawatabinost (12/08/2013) [-]
Sup guys. I have an enormous amount of static electricity in my clothing (mostly my 2 jackets), and after I take them off all my arm hairs are standing on end and then touching my doorknob is like touching an electric fence. Wat do?
#106253 to #106206 - silverlance (12/08/2013) [-]
Buy a hammer and rule the storm-ridden skies as Thor, Nordic God of Thunder
User avatar #106254 to #106253 - oborawatabinost (12/08/2013) [-]
I don't know why I haven't thought of shocking other people just for the hell of it...
User avatar #106236 to #106206 - misticalz (12/08/2013) [-]
You need to touch an insulator so that the static electricity sticks to it and leaves your body.
Try rubber
User avatar #106250 to #106236 - oborawatabinost (12/08/2013) [-]
I don't seem to have anything rubber. Other than the bottom of my shoes, or something.
User avatar #106233 to #106206 - ferrettamer ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
Touch a highpowered electric fence after you take it off, it will counteract the static electricity
User avatar #106200 - sidathe (12/08/2013) [-]
Hello. Is it possible to ban words in search for everything on the internet? And ofc to remove the ban I need to type a password that I made?
User avatar #106237 to #106200 - misticalz (12/08/2013) [-]
Idk what you mean but I can tell you something similar
You're on google and you're looking for bass (Sound) Not the fish.
So you type in "Bass -fish"
The minus gets rid of any results that have the word "fish" in them.
User avatar #106260 to #106237 - sidathe (12/09/2013) [-]
What I mean is this: Let's say you type some illegal shit on guugle. I want you to stop that. But you wont. Then I ban the words you use. Then you find out that I've banned your words and want to unban them, but to do that you need the password I made to do so.
#106288 to #106260 - unitedabominations (12/09/2013) [-]
Use K9 Security. I'm a computer software geek and have locked a ton of computers for people.

Can't proxy it. Can't wiggle your way through a VPN. Can't do anything stupid with it.
User avatar #106275 to #106260 - fuckya ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Are you talking of like, a filter? My school uses one where you can't google youtube or facebook, its just blocked.
You can't stop someone else from putting it up, just yourself from seeing it.
User avatar #106261 to #106260 - sidathe (12/09/2013) [-]
wow... Google*
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#106194 - wispsimon (12/08/2013) [-]
Do you sometimes think of your girlfriends exes? I have been together with my GF for a couple of months now and I can honestly say I love her and that she loves me. I know for a fact though that she has been with a lot of guys (boyfriends and one night stands). When I think about it I feel really distracted and sometimse sick to my stomach.

Any tips on how to get past this? I really like this girl.
User avatar #106211 to #106194 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
9 month relationship here, still get that same feeling. It lessens a LITTLE, but you gotta learn to cope with it.
User avatar #106193 - adrilazzaro (12/08/2013) [-]
Hey fj i lost my virginty yesterday, i actually made her cum twice but i didnt cum myself, even after a good 30 minutes of going at it and her starting to hurt. First i thought it was because i fapped a few hours before wards (advice i've been given to last longer), but that couldn't be it surely i can climax from my first fuck, could it be the condom was too thick? i did put it on properly if educational videos on how to do it can be believed. Any idea? im gonna slow my fapping down this week so we can try again next weekend and im also gonna try to get some thinner condoms.
As for my dick history i fap around once everyday full loads get boners all the time which is why im surprised i couldn't climax maybe i cant go as fast idk but any help and advice would be greatly appreciated.
#106195 to #106193 - wispsimon (12/08/2013) [-]
I don't think you've got anything to worry about! The first few times where very inconsistant for me. First time I lasted a while, next time just a few minutes and the time after that I didn't cum at all. For me it was beacus I was very nervouse. Just keep at it
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#106178 - anonymous (12/08/2013) [-]
my mom gets me something I never asked for and something I don't really need.
I tell her that.
she overreacts,calls me stupid, tells she'll stop paying the bills, washinng my dishes and my clothes, she'll stop cooking for me and that she awaits for us to get kicked in the streets and see how I like it when I have nothing.
I stood there and do nothing but listen to her. what to expect now?
#106168 - likelike (12/08/2013) [-]
Hey /advice/, not sure if this is the place to post this, but here we go - I have a C++ programming assignment due in for uni, and I have absolutely no idea what the fuck I'm doing. It's a relatively simple assignment to read in a text file and display the contents onscreen. If any of you chaps know any C++, and would care to help, that would be dandy.

tl;dr Anyone here know C++?

pic unrelated
User avatar #106176 to #106168 - yunouppercase (12/08/2013) [-]
when is your assignment?
User avatar #106202 to #106176 - likelike (12/08/2013) [-]
It's officailly due in this time next week D:
User avatar #106204 to #106202 - yunouppercase (12/08/2013) [-]
also its a fast and fun way to learn coding
User avatar #106203 to #106202 - yunouppercase (12/08/2013) [-]

check this site out
i guess they have c++ courses, so you should find some information about what you need
User avatar #106205 to #106203 - likelike (12/08/2013) [-]
Cheers dude, thanks for the help!
User avatar #106267 to #106205 - thedudeistheman (12/09/2013) [-]
I'm sure you've seen it by now, but Codecademy doesn't have C++.
User avatar #106320 to #106267 - likelike (12/09/2013) [-]
Yeeeeah, slightly boned.
User avatar #106321 to #106320 - thedudeistheman (12/09/2013) [-]
There are a number of resources available out there. I'm sure at least one has the stuff you're looking for.
User avatar #106166 - icameheretotroll (12/08/2013) [-]
Is there a way to lose IQ by some sort of pills or medication?
I've heard chugging down on cough syrup might do it but it's temporary
don't want anything major just a good ol' stupidity
User avatar #106169 to #106166 - infamoustrapper (12/08/2013) [-]
Just read the comments on funnyjunk
User avatar #106164 - thesmilyingdawg (12/08/2013) [-]
so it turns out i had gerd(google it) so i wanted to know its this thing bad cause i been searching and it looks like it fucking sucks turing into a vegan and being depressed i don't how to deal with that shit
its there anyway to cure this cause i just had this two days ago or am i forver fucked?
#106173 to #106164 - anonymous (12/08/2013) [-]
You say to google it to find out what it is, but you don't know if it's curable? Literally the first google link tells potential cures and remedies.
User avatar #106163 - thesmilyingdawg (12/08/2013) [-]
so last 2 days i had a chest pain because i ate mangu (mashed platains and cheese)
so i had time dealing with it but it sort of fadded away
well yesterday i had the same thing i thought it was just a stomache or ashtm
i ate a lemon and took a shit you know trying anything i can but i still had the heart pain
i wasn't sure what it was so i googled it and it said angina and they said if you witnessing this call 911 i was nervous because i was dealing with it for 3 hours so i go to ambulance and then he tells me its not angina its just gas and i was so embarrassed and laughed but then after they checked up on me it turns out i had gerd(google it) so i wanted to know its this thing bad cause i been searching and it looks like it fucking sucks turing into a vegan and being depressed i don't how to deal with that shit
#106151 - Epicgetguy (12/08/2013) [-]
Okay guys, here's my deal

I met this girl on Sunday, she's very sweet and smart and loves to read like me. She invited me to go to the city with her and two of her friends. After a while, it was just me and her and we kinda hit it off. Next day, we're chilling out on a couch with her head on my shoulder and my arm around her. Next thing I know, we're making out It was fucking great . We met later on today and it was cool at first but then it just got awkward.

I'm just really nervous about this because it's the first relationship I've been in since my freshman year of high school, the fuck do I do?
User avatar #106214 to #106151 - BrayBoy (12/08/2013) [-]
she obviously liked you to start with so just keep doing what you'd normally do
User avatar #106157 to #106151 - completeaddiction **User deleted account** (12/08/2013) [-]
Pulp Fiction - Uncomfortable Silences
take note of this. Play those silences off cool man.
User avatar #106156 to #106151 - JustForTheLulz (12/08/2013) [-]
Just do what you were doing before you started making out that day. Also, you aren't in a relationship just because you made out I kind of got the impression that you're assuming you're in a relationship now, I might have misinterpreted the post . If you like her, take her out on a date and stuff.
User avatar #106153 to #106151 - steezyman ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
Try to think of backup topics to bring up if the conversation dies, but just give it some more time and it should get better.
#106127 - garymotherfingoak (12/08/2013) [-]

Are there any PC savy threadders on right now? I need a serious critique of my budget build. It can run any game at 1080p 30fps at least, on the right settings, but i feel its a bit pricey for an integrated GFX chip (albeit it's one thats far better than intel integrated, its on a 6800k with 8670d, i've looked at the benchmarks). the build above is the only slightly feasible true high performance computer that i have a chance of getting within the next several months (high performance for me is generally low for Top of the Line enthusiasts). it's also may be awkward to stand 3 feet away from my TV, with a home office desk in front of me for the keyboard and mouse.


here's a more pricey one, but its even less feasible than the 1st.

also the sexy chassis to the left is the Erazer x700. pricey for the performance i feel (and you can't buy just the chassis), but my gewd i love the look of the case.
User avatar #106270 to #106127 - garymotherfingoak (12/09/2013) [-]
scratch the first link, it was originally around 600.
#106124 - anonymous (12/08/2013) [-]
Sometimes I spray my balls with deodrant incase I sweat during the day and they stink. But sometimes it causes my balls to properly burn like fuck. I just want to know will this make me infertile?
User avatar #106239 to #106124 - misticalz (12/08/2013) [-]
Put goldbond in ur undies
It absorbs the moisture.
#106165 to #106124 - anonymous (12/08/2013) [-]
you should put baby powder on it
User avatar #106129 to #106124 - wydell (12/08/2013) [-]
Have you tried shaving?
#106130 to #106129 - anonymous (12/08/2013) [-]
I've never shaved my balls. I would probably freak the fuck out if I cut them
User avatar #106131 to #106130 - wydell (12/08/2013) [-]
well if you don't feel like shaving, you could use anti bacterial soap instead of deodorant, if it works on armpits it should work with your junk
#106125 to #106124 - anonymous (12/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #106121 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
Okay, so my girlfriend and I have been dating for almost 9 months, longer than anyone either of us have been in a relationship, and everything has been great except for the random ex every now and then. But recently, this guy that she was best friends with for 2 years that she dated on and off for a little while (he only hurt her though) is now texting her nonstop. I've told her that I hate that they're texting and talking, but I don't want to be controlling. And she mentions him a lot, even before they were texting. They haven't really even spoken to each other for about a year before this point. And now he texts her after he breaks up with his girlfriend. So since she talks about him, cares about him, and he's obviously flirting with her, she's doing nothing to stop it, and even seems to want to keep talking to him. Like if he doesn't respond within 10 minutes she'll text him again or ask why he isn't responding. She's told me not to worry and that I'm being selfish when I said I don't want them getting close again and that she'll turn him down if he makes a move. But at the same time her actions are seemingly otherwise. I don't know what to do. Am I overreacting? Am I being selfish? Should I just chill out? Or am I right to worry like hell?
User avatar #106144 to #106121 - oborawatabinost (12/08/2013) [-]
I've been here before. You definitely have a right to be suspicious.
User avatar #106132 to #106121 - countrystrong (12/08/2013) [-]
Does she act any different towards you? Like does it seem like she's maybe losing interest?
User avatar #106134 to #106132 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
No, not at all. She's been just as loving, physical, talkative, and flirty as she has always been.
User avatar #106135 to #106134 - countrystrong (12/08/2013) [-]
I can understand your worrying, I'd be doing the same thing. But I guess if she doesn't act any different, then there's not much to do. Do you have any clue what they talk about so much?
User avatar #106136 to #106135 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
She said they were talking about how everyone is saying they had sex and did stuff when they were dating over a year ago and a month before we started dating, when they didn't. But that was a few days ago and they've been talking nonstop since then. Should I try to see what the conversation has been about? She knows it really bothers me but doesn't seem to care enough to stop.
User avatar #106137 to #106136 - countrystrong (12/08/2013) [-]
Then I would be questioning it a little... If she cared enough, then she would realize how much it bothers you and most likely stop. The fact that she doesn't seem to care kinda raises a red flag in my opinion
User avatar #106139 to #106137 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
The guy who took her virginity said he still loved her, wanted them to get back together, the whole 9 yards. And she never respected how I felt about the situation. She said she understood how I felt, but that was it.
User avatar #106140 to #106139 - countrystrong (12/08/2013) [-]
You have to ignore your exes, but she can't ignore hers? That's not right. I've been in your situation before, and I let it go because I was too scared to say anything. I ended up getting cheated on about 3 times before I had enough and ended it. I think what you need to do is sit down with her (make her put her damn phone up) and just tell her how you really feel, no holding back. Whatever she says in response will determine whether she actually cares. If she doesn't seem into the conversation, then you'll know it's not right to be there. Especially after 9 months, which is pretty good considering how short relationships are anymore.
User avatar #106141 to #106140 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
I have. She says she cares, she says that she understands why I'm upset. But she says that I'm being selfish because I'm not comfortable with her and one of her exes getting closer again. Then if I say then why can't I ever talk to mine? Or any of my girl friends that I've known since grade school? She says that its because she's scared that she'll lose me to someone better. So it seems like she really cares and is scared to lose me, but then right after we have the conversation her actions speak differently when she immediately texts the ex. Then the ex constantly drives by my house and hers. It's fucking irritating and I don't know how to handle it anymore. I don't want to end it because, fuck man, I've never had a girl make me happier, made me feel like such a good person, and we get along so well. Like even right now shes right next to me and we're having an awesome time. (She doesn't know about this obviously)
User avatar #106154 to #106141 - letting ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
"Then if I say then why can't I ever talk to mine? Or any of my girl friends that I've known since grade school? She says that its because she's scared that she'll lose me to someone better"

That seems manipulative in my opinion, not that she actually cares. There has to be equality in a relationship, and she doesn't seem to be getting that concept. I'm not saying start talking to all of your exs again, that would seem more like revenge than anything else.

It's a difficult line, trying not to seem controlling but at the same time she is not giving you the respect that you deserve, talking to other guys, having them as friends even, is totally fine under normal circumstances. If they have a long history together, and she's that desperate to talk to him all the time, seems very suspicious to me.
User avatar #106180 to #106154 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
Exactly. I don't want to just wait on the sidelines while something might happen. I want her to be her own person, do what she wants, talk to who she wants, but at the same time I was to just take her phone out of her hands and say "listen, I'm tired of you and asshole talking, it's not happening anymore"
User avatar #106181 to #106180 - letting ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
That certainly wouldn't be the proper way of doing it, because it would instantly put her on the defensive. Perhaps she thinks she's doing nothing wrong, or perhaps she has other plans and feelings. Girls are tricky, I certainly don't know how the fuck they work, but this isn't something that you can just ignore.

You could try to guilt her out of it, kinda the pussy way out but the least controlling of the options. Just sit her down and tell her how much it bothers you, inquire why she feels she needs to spend so much time talking to this person, and give her an ultimatum, if she doesn't at the very least talk to this guy less, then she obviously doesn't care about your feelings enough for the relationship to survive.
User avatar #106184 to #106181 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
I don't know. It just seems like no matter what decision I end up making, it won't be the right one. I want to end shit like this once and for all, but I don't want to hurt the relationship either.
User avatar #106221 to #106184 - countrystrong (12/08/2013) [-]
I still think that if she won't let up and it's just stupid little conversations, then there really isn't any respect or equality on her part. Like letting said, that seems a little bit manipulative that she won't let you talk to any of your girl friends. I don't think it's at all good to remain in an untrusting, seemingly one-sided relationship. All it will do is cause you to worry. I'm a girl, and I've been on the other end of this where the guy did the same stuff. He ended up cheating on me at least 3 times before I gave it up. I thought I cared about him more than I actually did once I realized what was going on
User avatar #106243 to #106221 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
I've decided that I'll talk to my friends when I want, as long as she's talking to any of those guys shes been talking to. If she gets mad I'll explain why and hopefully we can settle something. I trust her, I really do, but I don't trust the guys that talk to her.
User avatar #106245 to #106243 - countrystrong (12/08/2013) [-]
That sounds like a reasonable conclusion. Hopefully it works out for you
User avatar #106143 to #106141 - countrystrong (12/08/2013) [-]
Does she not think that you're scared you might lose her to that ex? And him driving by seems a little bit stalker-ish. You should be able to talk to any of your old girlfriends if she can talk to her ex all the time. And if she runs right to texting him after you talk, was her mind really on the conversation? Or was she just saying what you wanted to hear? That's the hardest thing to figure out. Is she texting him right now?
User avatar #106148 to #106143 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #106149 to #106148 - countrystrong (12/08/2013) [-]
You're having a good time, but she's texting him? Who does she find to be more important?
User avatar #106152 to #106149 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
I don't know. At the moment there conversation consists of:

M h m
You're a weirdo

It's just stuff like that for days on end. No point. But she still wants to talk to him really bad. It's so annoying. I don't ever text other girls, especially around her, and even if I happen to text one it's for a real reason, not just conversation that doesn't even make sense.
User avatar #106158 to #106152 - hawaiianhappysauce (12/08/2013) [-]
If you think you can beat the shit out of the ex, then approach him yourself and threaten him. If he starts an argument, kick his ass. If you don't think you can then I'm not sure what you can do, but the sick reality is that women like the dominant men. I have a theory that women fall mostly for the "reformed bad boy" because those men have a history of being bad and thus are capable of being bad, but are also in control of their bad boy side as opposed to unreformed ones who are unpredictable.

Seriously though, this is a risk of dating and a risk of putting your trust in someone else. If she cheats on you then that will only build a poor reputation for herself when it comes to other guys (I sure as hell wouldn't date someone who has a history of cheating). As for you, you obviously have characteristics that make you valuable to this particular woman, and therefore other women will pick up on that and find you valuable despite the fact that they don't know you that well. It's like "this girl thought he was good enough to date, maybe I should give him a try?"
User avatar #106179 to #106158 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
This guy is literally the definition of a piece of shit. He is one of those guys who acts like he can kick anyones ass, think that he's a huge badass, drives a wannabe sports car and makes it loud (he has a fucking mitsubishi eclipse for gods sake), is a huge asshole and is just scum in general. He has turned the whole town against my girlfriend at one point and made her have no friends, then he shows one inkling of kindness or sensitivity and she completely forgives him. She did say she cheated on someone with him once but it was a misunderstanding. She said that she broke up with a guy, then the asshole kissed her as they were sleeping at a friends house (they were forced to share a bed and he was feeling her up the whole time as well, all a month before we started dating) and the boyfriend thought they were still together the next day. I highly doubt she'd cheat on me with him. And honestly, getting physical with him would make it worse, she did the same thing with a different ex and I threatened to kick his ass and she got mad and said I shouldn't get so violent towards her exes. It's fucked up.
User avatar #106182 to #106179 - hawaiianhappysauce (12/08/2013) [-]
This girl is raising a ton of red flags. I can understand why you are paranoid. Not only did she just get out of a douchebag relationship, she already has a history of cheating. I always say, once a cheater, always a cheater. The first time you cheat is the hardest part, after that it gets easier and easier and easier. If she cheats on you then I guess it would be better now than years later when you get even closer (a friend of mine had that and she left him and it took him into some bad places, drugs).
User avatar #106185 to #106182 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
And she constantly talks about us moving in together and living together and getting married and stuff like that. But she also has a HORRIBLE home life so she could just be using me to get out of the house and living on her own, it's crossed my mind before.
User avatar #106187 to #106185 - hawaiianhappysauce (12/08/2013) [-]
Aren't you living on / near campus?
User avatar #106188 to #106187 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
We live with our parents in a town 45 minutes off campus. So we carpool with friends there.
User avatar #106183 to #106182 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
She's been in a lot of douchebag relationships, yes. But she said that she told the guy that the relationship was over, then the asshole kissed her first. So in her mind she was single. And to make things more confusing, she claims I'm the most perfect guy ever, I've pushed her to go to college with me, got her a job, and even got her out of her depression she's had for 5 years, she's so much better with me because I've pushed her and had her do things she wouldn't normally do. But then she pulls shit like this and risks reverting back to the way things were before me, which honestly was fucking miserable for her.
User avatar #106186 to #106183 - hawaiianhappysauce (12/08/2013) [-]
So what? Some women don't look ahead on decisions, they look at what's best for them immediately. That's why women usually cheat, then the boy finds out, then they regret it, then they move on. Same argument goes for men who have this mentality, the only difference is that men can't just have sex on the fly, whereas women can, so the regret is actually worse because there is a chance he wont have sex for awhile. Women can get sex much quicker than men unless she is obese, then she has to play the same game men have to play "convince me that you are a worthy relationship"
User avatar #106189 to #106186 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
She has guys after her all the time, shes like an 8/10 so getting sex isn't hard for her at all. She's also been with like 7 guys sexually before me since she lost her virginity like almost 3 years ago. Only 2 did she love, and the rest were just kind of talking/slash friends. Or they just used her for sex. She was my first, and we had sex less then a week after we started dating, so I don't know how willing she is to cheat or have sex with someone else.
User avatar #106191 to #106189 - hawaiianhappysauce (12/08/2013) [-]
Well congrats on the sex. I guess you can always look at it as a learning experience, getting through a painful breakup still is a learning experience. Having sex with an experienced partner is also a ton of experience and like I said before, other women would notice that you landed an 8/10 so they will see value in you, not sure if you watch a lot of TV but Senfeld explains this concept. But that's really all the advice I can give.
User avatar #106192 to #106191 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
I guess I'll just keep doing what I'm doing and see what happens. I've done a lot for her and I'd do anything for her. So if she wants to ruin that by going to some douche whos only caused her pain then fine. That'll be her decision and I'll just have to learn from the situation. Thanks for the help.
User avatar #106138 to #106137 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
She gets super mad and jealous if another girl so much as looks at me. And when my ex has texted me on multiple occasions it really really bothered her so I just ignored them, I kind of wanted to talk to her (closure reasons) but I respected her feelings. She's done this before with the guy who took her virginity and was her first everything, but she said that she "can't ignore him", because then "she'd be doing to him what he did to her" (they still talk every now and then). I'm just tired of feeling shitty about guys talking to her, her almost ignoring how I feel (she just says I need to not let it bother me, and that's not possible), and feeling like that bad guy by stating how I feel. I try to tough it out and act like it doesn't bother me, but it really does.
User avatar #106120 - noxiouspumpkin (12/08/2013) [-]
I don't know if this is a big deal or not, but it has to do with coming out to your parents. I've been an atheist for a quite some time but still go to church with parents and I'm actually an altar server. (I'm 15). They aren't strict Catholics but they do believe that I'm religious and believe everything. Lately they've been thinking about enrolling me in a fancy, private, religious school and I would have bible classes everyday. How do I stop this from going too far without disappointing and hurting them?
User avatar #106150 to #106120 - leadstriker (12/08/2013) [-]
dude don't come out as an atheist
just keep your head down go to that w/e school and get into a decent college
if you come out you'll get chastised to hell pun intended
probably break your family relation ship and hurt your future chance of becoming something. just trust me, believe in what ever you think is right but don't do anything that will hurt your future
#106226 to #106150 - anonymous (12/08/2013) [-]
I don't think coming out as an atheist is going to do much to you so I would wait a bit. I know that most of the people in catholic schools aren't very religious so it would just be dealing with on bad class a day for a hell of an easier time getting into a college. Seriously though, you don't need to come out as an atheist my parents are catholic and I'm not sure what I believe in but I just go to church because it makes them happy I don't actually have to believe in the stuff that they preach. I also say this because being an atheist isn't a big deal. Its really only a big deal if you're on of those kids that yells at people for believing in what they want to believe in when you don't like or feel the same way.
User avatar #106155 to #106150 - letting ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
Uhh, how about no? That's like saying "dude pretend that ur straight u wouldnt want 2 hurt der feelins"

If he's a fucking athiest let him actually speak his mind, not hide it. I wouldn't want to be stuck learning about something that I don't believe in for X amount of time.
User avatar #106159 to #106155 - leadstriker (12/08/2013) [-]
i don't give a fuck about feelings i just want him do what is more profitable for him
why the fuck does it matter if he has to learn bullshit X amount of time
sacrifice should be made as long as he has more chance to get in a better college and carry on a life that is BETTER when he gets his independence from the nutfucks

ps colleges love religious people who have money, or just people who have money from a private fancy school
User avatar #106122 to #106120 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
Sit them down and explain to them that you are an Atheist. If you don't you'll be wasting your own time and their money.
User avatar #106128 to #106122 - noxiouspumpkin (12/08/2013) [-]
Lots of thanks, the internet has helped me again.
#106119 - sogaiken (12/08/2013) [-]
hi fj, im really want to expand my social circle and meet new people, have more people to call "friends". hopefully even a girlfriend. any advice ?
User avatar #106133 to #106119 - countrystrong (12/08/2013) [-]
Are you still in high school or college or anything?
#106177 to #106133 - sogaiken (12/08/2013) [-]
im a fresh grad and started working around 6 months ago. ever since ive lost contact with most of my friends. but im more interested in making new ones rather than rekindling old ones since.
User avatar #106222 to #106177 - countrystrong (12/08/2013) [-]
What about the people you work with? Just start striking up conversations with people. That's the best way to start. Even if you're shy, people typically appreciate being talked to
#106115 - anonymous (12/08/2013) [-]
Hello FJ
i'll cut to the chase, I sent a message to a girl I used to talk to years ago ( I just sent a Hi) and its been 4 days since I sent that message and no response.

What do?
User avatar #106212 to #106115 - pringlez (12/08/2013) [-]
Definitely dick pic.
User avatar #106208 to #106115 - teoberry ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
send her 'pls respond'

works everytime
User avatar #106170 to #106115 - infamoustrapper (12/08/2013) [-]
Send her a dick pic
User avatar #106167 to #106115 - icameheretotroll (12/08/2013) [-]
Send her 600 emails and wait till she responds
#106118 to #106115 - anonymous (12/08/2013) [-]
Is her name Denku?
#106116 to #106115 - comandante ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
She ain't seen it or she don't care about yi. Ain't nothing TO do.
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