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#136980 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/04/2014) [-]
Looking back at our previous conversations, it was so obvious that she liked me. I feel so beta. Please tell me i'm not the only one who screwed up this bad.

Please tell me how i can stop missing such obvious signs as well.
User avatar #137174 to #136980 - solareyes (06/05/2014) [-]
Whenever I'm unsure of what to do, my dad always tells me this:
"Your answer is always no if you never ask."

If you like a person, go for it. If you're rejected, move on, it wasn't meant to be.
User avatar #137077 to #136980 - awesomerninjathing (06/05/2014) [-]
happened to me in 8th grade
#137057 to #136980 - proteinstain (06/04/2014) [-]
don't wait for signs, make the first move. Life isn't like a movie, your not just gonna bump into a random girl, and one isnt gonna come up to you when you act like this. Be confident in yourself, and your ability. make an effort to stick out in conversations. And don't be afraid to talk to girls, they want you to talk to them like you do with guys. the other day the first thing i said to a girl was a conversation on donkey shows, and she responded with a bunch of other weird fetishes. And as i was getting ready to leave she asked for my number. i'm not trying to brag or say that its gonna happen everytime, but it's not hurting your chances anymore than they are now.
don't wait for signs, make the first move. Life isn't like a movie, your not just gonna bump into a random girl, and one isnt gonna come up to you when you act like this. Be confident in yourself, and your ability. make an effort to stick out in conversations. And don't be afraid to talk to girls, they want you to talk to them like you do with guys. the other day the first thing i said to a girl was a conversation on donkey shows, and she responded with a bunch of other weird fetishes. And as i was getting ready to leave she asked for my number. i'm not trying to brag or say that its gonna happen everytime, but it's not hurting your chances anymore than they are now.
#137122 to #137057 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/05/2014) [-]
Man you are right! I started talking to her again today, did everything you said. Now guess who's got a date.

Yeah, me
#137986 to #137122 - proteinstain (06/10/2014) [-]
i would've guessed Rick james, but great man!
#136996 to #136980 - dehumanizer ONLINE (06/04/2014) [-]
Or maybe you are just too desperate and the girl is just beeing polite. We will never learn.
#137121 to #136996 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/05/2014) [-]
Haha maybe. But today i started talking to her again, started slow and such and such. The topic of crushes come up, I admit i like her and she admits she likes me too! Damn i really thought i missed my chance. We're gonna hang out this weekend.



Just gotta tell someone!
User avatar #136988 to #136980 - thebritishguy (06/04/2014) [-]
I think it's happened to a lot of oblivious sods like me, you just gotta learn from it and move on.
#136981 to #136980 - minutes ONLINE (06/04/2014) [-]
Happened to me once. Sometimes you just have to learn stuff the hard way i guess. Heads up man, you're smarter now and won't repeat this mistake.
#136978 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/04/2014) [-]
I met a girl on omegle, we exchanged facebook accounts and kept on texting. We really get along well and she keeps saying stuff like "come over" etc. The thing is she lives like 700km away and is only 16 (i am 18 and in my country that would be legal). I am not sure if I should actually drive there just because of the possibility to fuck her. How do I find out if we would fuck or not without actually asking her?
I don't want to come off as a douche but she will leave for america in 2 month anyways so there isn't really a possibility for a serious relationship.
#136998 to #136978 - dehumanizer ONLINE (06/04/2014) [-]
>implying you arent beeing baited by organ trafficers
#136969 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/04/2014) [-]
Hey guys, I have a problem with staying logged into FJ. I don't roam much onto the threads, so I'm not sure if this is the right place to ask. Does anyone else keep getting logged out as soon as they login? If so, is there a quickfix?
a shirt
User avatar #136970 to #136969 - fistfireace (06/04/2014) [-]
You can try deleting your cookies (for chrome: settings > history > select cookies > delete; not sure about other browsers). I don't think it has to do with the site because I'm not logging out automatically.

If that doesn't help, well I don't really know - I'm not tech savvy, so sorry.
#136971 to #136970 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/04/2014) [-]
Thanks for replying, but that didn't work.
User avatar #136972 to #136971 - fistfireace (06/04/2014) [-]
You're welcome, and I hope you can figure it out.
User avatar #136976 to #136972 - ashirt (06/04/2014) [-]
It somehow resolved itself!
#136957 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/04/2014) [-]
i need a good reason not to kill myself
User avatar #136990 to #136957 - thebritishguy (06/04/2014) [-]
There's a new star wars film, star wars battlefront game, google glass, the hobbit and hunger games are still coming out. If you kill yourself you're never going to be able to watch or play them.
#136999 to #136990 - dehumanizer ONLINE (06/04/2014) [-]
>new start wars
>good

shiggy
User avatar #137002 to #136999 - thebritishguy (06/04/2014) [-]
Well George Lucas is well away from it and JJ Abrams is pretty cool, Joss Whedon would have been 10000 times better but JJ Abrams is pretty cool as well. George Lucas should be locked up somewhere after the prequels, fucking hell.
#137005 to #137002 - dehumanizer ONLINE (06/04/2014) [-]
>wanting Jay "lensflare" Abrams
User avatar #137007 to #137005 - thebritishguy (06/04/2014) [-]
>implying star trek wasn't the neatest shit
#137008 to #137007 - dehumanizer ONLINE (06/04/2014) [-]
>liking star treck

You might as well just give yourself in now and spare us the ride to your house.

www.huffingtonpost.com/ellen-ladowsky/pedophilia-and-star-trek_b_5857.html
User avatar #137009 to #137008 - thebritishguy (06/04/2014) [-]
//This does not mean that watching Star Trek makes you a pedophile. It does mean that if you're a pedophile, odds are you've watched a lot of Star Trek.// wondur wut it mens
User avatar #136977 to #136957 - oborawatabinost (06/04/2014) [-]
I used to be suicidal. I seemed to have lacked the spine to really go through with it, but things got a bit better for me. They're at least tolerable, now. I know how hard it is to believe it when someone tells you, but things do get better, with time.

And take a look at this while you're at it
funnyjunk.com/Suicide/funny-pictures/5167987/
User avatar #136973 to #136957 - fladen (06/04/2014) [-]
look ive been in that same problem as you. i never thought, that id need to justify a reason, just to live. I hated my life, i hated everything. but then i fucking realized i never wanted to feel like that. i swore to myself id never feel like that. so i tried my hardest to change. and you need to realize, a reason isnt going to do anything. Its you. some take their life for the most trivial things, for present problems, for feelings. so they take their life in the comfort thatll itll be easier after. that death will be better than living.

But I refuse to fucking sacrifice this one life i have, in hopes that itll be easier than what i have. and you should too. you need to put trust back in to yourself. im so fucking far from the life im "supposed" to lead, the man im supposed to be. and i couldnt be happier. because i know there is nothing greater than this. life is a challenge. none of us have an easy one. were all going to have problems, its how we rise to those things that define us.

and im so thankful that ive gotten to were i am today. i was struggling, but i wouldnt allow myself to sink. and i always look back at what could of been. and know that i made the right decision. nothing last forever, the world moves on without us. We leave nothing after but footprints. that are going to fade away in time. so why end your journey soon.
User avatar #136968 to #136957 - ugottanked (06/04/2014) [-]
find a small reason, whats omething youve wanted to do the past few days?

then do it. then think of all the other small things youve wanted to do and make a list. as you go through that list, keep finding new things youve always wanted to do, keep looking for that something

sooner or later you will look back and wonder why you wanted to die in the first place.
User avatar #136967 to #136957 - amazinggamer (06/04/2014) [-]
Tomorrow could be the best day of your life and you'd never know it.
User avatar #136962 to #136957 - alexanderburns ONLINE (06/04/2014) [-]
Too big a commitment to make. You can quit life any time you want. Can't quit being dead.
User avatar #136961 to #136957 - sugoi (06/04/2014) [-]
Because it hurts.
The least you could do is tell us your life story before you decide to do it though.
User avatar #136960 to #136957 - hsm ONLINE (06/04/2014) [-]
Dude suicide is selfish. For all you know, someone else might wanna kill you.
User avatar #136959 to #136957 - Nameloc (06/04/2014) [-]
Because suicide is selfish.

So what if life sucks?
It sucks for everyone.

It's just that most people realize that more often than not, when shit hits the fan, they just have to roll with the punches.

Deal with what you're going through and it will get better. If you have to, change your situation.
Don't like your job? Quit. Find a new one. So what if there's down time.
Don't like your family? Move out. Move away. Start fresh, start new somewhere else.

There's everything to live for, and nothing truly bad enough for you to kill yourself. Especially since you can always turn situations around for them to suck less.
User avatar #136958 to #136957 - fistfireace (06/04/2014) [-]
If you kill yourself, than that'll be one less beautiful person on the planet. Is that good enough?
#136963 to #136958 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/04/2014) [-]
no im fucking ugly and terrible at everything
User avatar #136964 to #136963 - fistfireace (06/04/2014) [-]
Same here, but just do what makes you happy. For example, I'm a lazy son of a bitch that quit school, so now I sit on my ass all day (no other choice, to be fair).

Pretty sure you can do something, at least one thing better than I can, and you'll be more active/useful than I can ever be. Tell me, do you like to write, read, play games, etc.? What do you like?
User avatar #136953 - istilluseaol (06/04/2014) [-]
my facebook got fished but i changed the password about 15 seconds after i realized what i did is this enough?
User avatar #136956 to #136953 - teoberry (06/04/2014) [-]
probably, there's no reason for them to come back. keep on eye on the account and make a status in case it sent anything weird
User avatar #136954 to #136953 - makotoitou ONLINE (06/04/2014) [-]
FISHY FISHY
User avatar #136921 - larsfillmore (06/04/2014) [-]
vocaroo.com/i/s03zRPO3md9M

Any better since i took it from a conversation?

Also how can i get my voice to stay like this 100% of the time?
User avatar #136955 to #136921 - makotoitou ONLINE (06/04/2014) [-]
nigga that sounds gay as shit
User avatar #136924 to #136921 - newvein (06/04/2014) [-]
Pick up smoking?
User avatar #136925 to #136924 - larsfillmore (06/04/2014) [-]
I don't understand?
Also too young
User avatar #136929 to #136925 - newvein (06/04/2014) [-]
Sometimes smoking affects the pitch of your voice after much smoking. Bad joke.
I heard there are exercises you can do to keep your voice deep. I'm assuming that's what you're going for? It's like relaxing your vocal muscles or something.
User avatar #136930 to #136929 - larsfillmore (06/04/2014) [-]
I guess daily life stress affects it so i should get rid of some stress
User avatar #136933 to #136930 - newvein (06/04/2014) [-]
Ya. Just chill. Think about what you are going to say before you say it. All that jazz
#136919 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/04/2014) [-]
My girlfriend wanted to call but I have my niece with me and I had to help my niece fall asleep before I could talk.


Girlfriend is now saying i make no effort to talk to her and we can only talk when it's convenient for me.

Wtf? Was i supposed to say "Fuck you 9 month old niece I'm going to go listen to my girlfriend about her day at work, good luck falling asleep".

I even told her all i needed was 20 minutes to get her asleep and she just said "we'll talk tomorrow"
User avatar #137141 to #136919 - thisisestonia (06/05/2014) [-]
tell her exactly what happened, no point in her being a bad (bitchy) person about it
#137056 to #136919 - proteinstain (06/04/2014) [-]
drop that bitch, if anyone ever said anything like that involving my niece i'd tear them a new one. She's nothing more than an inconsiderable, self centered bitch.
drop that bitch, if anyone ever said anything like that involving my niece i'd tear them a new one. She's nothing more than an inconsiderable, self centered bitch.
User avatar #136945 to #136919 - tikitaco (06/04/2014) [-]
This isn't even your fault. It was an inconvenient time to call because you had other responsibilities besides listening to her bitch all day about her problems. If this is getting in the way of your life and this genuinely bugs you, then just dump her.
User avatar #136928 to #136919 - mondominiman ONLINE (06/04/2014) [-]
She's a needy bitch, it'll only get worse later on.
User avatar #136916 - lolkoi (06/04/2014) [-]
I don't understand what's happening to me? I don't understand. I used to be so energetic and funny and now i'm just some awkward guy who doesn't have a mind to speak with. All my friends have all this stuff they do to be productive, and here i sit feeling useless. I want to get into something, but i don't have the attention-span, and also i don't even know where to start. What do i do? Where should i start? I don't really have any interests.
User avatar #136920 to #136916 - newvein (06/04/2014) [-]
Maybe life's too easy and you need a challenge
User avatar #136923 to #136920 - lolkoi (06/04/2014) [-]
LIFE itself isn't easy, i'm making it easy. I have decent grades, i'm volunteering after school for the hours i need to graduate.. All that is fine i guess, i just want a hobby that i can enjoy while at the same time i can stay focused on it. I know that in order to succeed i really need to try hard, but just hearing that doesn't do it for me
User avatar #136926 to #136923 - newvein (06/04/2014) [-]
What are ya into?
User avatar #136927 to #136926 - lolkoi (06/04/2014) [-]
I do a little bit of longboarding, i play video games, and i hang out with friends occasionally. I've recorded myself playing video games, but like i said, i'm kinda awkward now and am not really good for commentaries. I haven't been on here in a while, and i'm also starting to browse reddit, because i feel the nostalgia, and i also feel that coming back here may restore me to my old self
User avatar #136938 to #136927 - tikitaco (06/04/2014) [-]
Do you like/ have interest in the whole youtube videogame thing? Are you good at longboarding? What about signing up for some music lesson or something?
User avatar #136941 to #136938 - lolkoi (06/04/2014) [-]
If i were to do anything with a longboard involving tricks i'd need a new one, which i'm thinking about getting. The whole youtube thing would be cool to do with friends, if any of them would play something with me.
User avatar #136944 to #136941 - tikitaco (06/04/2014) [-]
Why not ask some of your friends to play videogames with you? I'm sure they would if you asked?
User avatar #136940 to #136938 - lolkoi (06/04/2014) [-]
Lol, actually i'm gonna take some drumming lessons and join band next year for the experience
User avatar #136943 to #136940 - tikitaco (06/04/2014) [-]
Getting out and doing something like that is going to help you loads.
User avatar #136931 to #136927 - newvein (06/04/2014) [-]
Well there's always alcohol!

Nah, don't go down that road. Idk. You in high school?
User avatar #136932 to #136931 - lolkoi (06/04/2014) [-]
Yup.
User avatar #136934 to #136932 - newvein (06/04/2014) [-]
Well you can start lifting. Get into a marital art. Badassery in those regards will often make others overlook your awkwardness.

Where you live
User avatar #136939 to #136934 - lolkoi (06/04/2014) [-]
I already have a weight training class that's gotten me pretty far
User avatar #136942 to #136939 - newvein (06/04/2014) [-]
Idk.I don't think there's anything wrong with being quiet and awkward. If you are really repulsed with yourself, join intense martial arts or military branch to instill some confidence.
User avatar #136912 - brownskin (06/04/2014) [-]
I made a new account just recently because I got tired of my old username, after almost two years with my old account. Maybe it is just been a long time, but have people always been this annoying about my name being white? If the comment is funny I don't really think it should matter.
User avatar #136922 to #136912 - newvein (06/04/2014) [-]
I just did the same. My old account had so many colors and thumbs. Feels nice starting over, though. Embrace the new account and don't play the into the popularity contest. Have fun.
white power!
#136935 to #136922 - fistfireace (06/04/2014) [-]
Here, take this.
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#136909 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/04/2014) [-]
Reset the Net: June 5th, 2014 Reset the net - www.resetthenet.org/
#136892 - loomiss (06/03/2014) [-]
I just graduated High School.   
Now what..?
I just graduated High School.
Now what..?
#136902 to #136892 - youregaylol (06/03/2014) [-]
4 choices really.

1. Go to college, at least a 4 year commitment, lots of debt but medium access to women and you get to live off the governments dime with student loans.
2. Find a job, become financially independent with no debt and have better access to women, but you have the possibility of never qualifying for certain positions.
3. Work out and get fit, highest possible access to women, increased confidence that will help you later in life, but less money and less opportunity job wise.
4. Stay at home for a year. No money, no confidence, no respect, but it gives you time to think.
User avatar #136900 to #136892 - fukkendragonite (06/03/2014) [-]
live life and then die.

But first, gainful employment
User avatar #136895 to #136892 - Nameloc (06/03/2014) [-]
Go find a job.

College.

Work. Educate yourself.

Continue until education is done. Continue until you're dead.
User avatar #136882 - revengeforfreeze (06/03/2014) [-]
I think.. I think I lost my ability to banter. I just think analytically all the time

Is this a bad thing, will people be bored of me because I keep thinking of new things and weird new concepts and all? Do I have HFA?
User avatar #136901 to #136882 - fukkendragonite (06/03/2014) [-]
The death of the bantersaurus-rex. RIP in Peace
User avatar #136863 - icanpaintyay (06/03/2014) [-]
so i got back from a gynecology appointment and my husband was picking me up. he asked me how it was and i mentioned that my female doctor was out and i had to have a male doctor instead. he just got this look on his face and hasn't talked to me all day after that. im alittle confuced. I mean, i saw a doctor.
dose anyone hear know what could be going through his head, or how i can approche and ask him whats wrong?
User avatar #136867 to #136863 - fistfireace (06/03/2014) [-]
Men doesn't like it when other men (regardless if it's a doctor or not) looks at their girlfriend's/wife's vagina.
User avatar #136868 to #136867 - icanpaintyay (06/03/2014) [-]
its not like i had a choice.
User avatar #136983 to #136868 - alstorp (06/04/2014) [-]
We can't help it.
User avatar #136869 to #136868 - fistfireace (06/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, I know, but it's just natural to men to not like that. You can try to talk to him about it, if he's willing to talk.
User avatar #136860 - mrclorox (06/03/2014) [-]
how do you access exhentai.org??
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User avatar #137124 to #137123 - Nameloc (06/05/2014) [-]
longie
User avatar #137059 to #137018 - tikitaco (06/04/2014) [-]
I actually didn't even click the link.
User avatar #136979 to #136858 - ipostcp (06/04/2014) [-]
oh god
#136917 to #136858 - niknolta (06/04/2014) [-]
a trap guys avoid
User avatar #136896 to #136858 - Nameloc (06/03/2014) [-]
I've fucking met the girl in this pic before.

Her name was something stupid, like Loriella.
I'm 90% certain it was Loriella; It was definitely the name of a park/ mountain range area... But I remember it being Loriella because there's a local park nearby me named Loriella park, and I thought her name was stupid because of it.


She also either had a twin, or a best friend/ girlfriend.
She now has blonde hair and left the Scene look -- Same hair style and same piercings. Her twin/ gf looked almost exactly like her, but her twin/ gf was shorter and slightly uglier in the face.
User avatar #136906 to #136896 - Timmietim ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
pretty sure it was morghan or some stupid version of that
User avatar #136908 to #136906 - Nameloc (06/03/2014) [-]
Then I saw her dopplegangers.
#136888 to #136858 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/03/2014) [-]
You bastard! McAfee tried to warn me too.
User avatar #136859 to #136858 - usarmyexplain (06/03/2014) [-]
Well, boobs are awesome.
User avatar #136849 - gmanofwonder (06/03/2014) [-]
God i sound like a dick but please hear me out.

I've been with this girl for about two months but her friend/cousin is extremely attractive.

But that's all that is. Just attraction. I don't wanna ruin what I have but I do hold the urge to look at the cousin. How can I control it? Is there alternatives to just ignoring her because I want to get along with the family and make them friends, but she is just.. god, hot as hell.

What do I do?
User avatar #136936 to #136849 - newvein (06/04/2014) [-]
Gf is your dinner, the cousin your appetite.
User avatar #136862 to #136849 - makotoitou ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
fuck the shit out of her
User avatar #136918 to #136862 - gmanofwonder (06/04/2014) [-]
out of who?
User avatar #136850 to #136849 - cousin ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
Masturbate.
User avatar #136852 to #136851 - cousin ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
No but seriously, everyone thinks the grass is greener on the other side.
Never give up something good, for something temporary.
I've had to live with letting my love go and after 6 years am I only just starting to recover (e.g. drinking less, not feeling so shit all the time etc)
User avatar #136853 to #136852 - gmanofwonder (06/03/2014) [-]
Okay, thanks Cousin :3
User avatar #136855 to #136853 - cousin ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
Keep things simple and life will find a way to complicate things.
Keep things complicated, and life will fuck you in the ass with a 33" metal pole.
User avatar #136848 - thebigpenguin (06/03/2014) [-]
ok so basically i met a girl somewhere cadets and after a few weeks we got close and then i asked her out on a date and it went well, i even got my first kiss out of it. But recently it's been kind of awkward and i was just wondering how i can like go back to the way it was i mean she was really nice
User avatar #136897 to #136848 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
What... changed?
User avatar #137030 to #136897 - thebigpenguin (06/04/2014) [-]
we used to talk loads and now we barely speak at all
#136841 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/03/2014) [-]
How do I let go of someone that cares about everyone but me, without becoming cold and/or bitter?
User avatar #136898 to #136841 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
You won't be cold or bitter for letting go of them.
After all, they're cold and bitter to you.

If anything, it's an eye for an eye.
User avatar #136847 to #136841 - thebigpenguin (06/03/2014) [-]
anon can you give me some more context here

is s/he an ex?
a friend? what idk
User avatar #136836 - revengeforfreeze (06/03/2014) [-]
I came up idea skip unecessary extra words, you still understand

Good idea not?
User avatar #136899 to #136836 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
wow much grammar

I'd have a better time reading a .acl file then reading your new writing style.
In Windows, .acl files contain common spelling mistakes.

Not a good idea. One, it makes you sound illiterate.
Two, nothing online/ on the computer is truly deleted. Ever.
User avatar #136965 to #136899 - revengeforfreeze (06/04/2014) [-]
Sheesh... It's not like I am revealing plans about starting a nuclear war, I think you're overreacting. It was just an idea though
#136838 to #136836 - youregaylol (06/03/2014) [-]
you got this from the office you unoriginal fuck
User avatar #136839 to #136838 - revengeforfreeze (06/03/2014) [-]
No I not... I even dont the office...
#136842 to #136839 - youregaylol (06/03/2014) [-]
You am worst suck
#136846 to #136845 - youregaylol (06/03/2014) [-]
*okily dokily neighborino
#136824 - iyellatstuff (06/03/2014) [-]
So yesterday I was fucking my girlfriend and the condom broke but I just kept going. I didn't go inside but she still wanted me to buy a pill, so I went and bought a pill for $50. So I'm feeling kinda down because now I'm down $50 from my last paycheck.
Should I feel bad? or just be happy I didn't get her pregnant?
User avatar #136904 to #136824 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
Pros:
You didn't get her preggers.
In the long run, you saved yourself a lot of money.
You know what type of brand of Condoms to not buy.
No real depression from going and getting an abortion.

Cons:
$50 less is $50 less -- But with a pregnant female, you'd be spending $50 or more extra a week on random shit. Be it food or wallpaper for your house or anything...
User avatar #136864 to #136824 - icanpaintyay (06/03/2014) [-]
think about how much money you would be spending a day if you did have a newborn.
#136840 to #136824 - youregaylol (06/03/2014) [-]
but you're a virgin
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