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#156839 - anonexplains (09/27/2014) [-]
So a girl who I was really close with and I just decided our hooking up and being friends was eh, so we decided just friends. I love her, but it just not the right timing ya know? Just tonight I hooked up with another girl tonight, to get Alexa (fake name) out of my head. And while I hooked up with Brenda (again fake) all I could think of is Alexa. How Alexa kissed differently. How Alexa didn't do that. And how the girl in my bed just. Wasn't. Her. Fuck man. What do i do?
#156853 to #156839 - haydentheviking ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
Man my advice is to tell her how you feel keeping that to yourself makes it feel 10/10 worse when they move on to someone else   
trust its happened one to many times for ol haydentheviking here    
if she rejects you then at least you can move on in some sad way
Man my advice is to tell her how you feel keeping that to yourself makes it feel 10/10 worse when they move on to someone else

trust its happened one to many times for ol haydentheviking here

if she rejects you then at least you can move on in some sad way
User avatar #156840 to #156839 - Izen (09/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #156826 - UNIQUELOL (09/27/2014) [-]
There's this video where this bartender prepares this really fancy drink, he like puts the liquid in a tear drop shaped jar and lights some bark or something on fire and traps the smoke in the jar.

Afterwards, with the liquid and the smoke in the jar, he mixes it slightly, and poors it into this glass cup.

Then he lights a blunt for the person, and places it on a little thing.

Really cool video.
User avatar #156827 to #156826 - UNIQUELOL (09/27/2014) [-]
Forgot to ask,

but does anyone know what video this is?

I enjoyed watching it.
User avatar #156832 to #156828 - UNIQUELOL (09/27/2014) [-]
Crazy stuff man crazy stuff
User avatar #156824 - thisistheguy ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
Alright going into my sophomore after a pretty shitty freshman year. Had a shit roommate, only made one good friend who gets really clingy and overly offended by shit. He's cool, it's just he gets fucking annoying when he's the only one who I hang out with. On top of that I had mono and my gpa tanked, leaving me pretty alone and pissed leaving college in May.

I don't want that shit to happen this year, and after hanging out with friends back home all this summer and only having one friend on the opposite side of campus, I'm lonely as fuck. I'm trying to take steps to get out and meet people and its kind of helping I guess. I guess what I'm getting at here is if anyone has any advice/someone to talk to on how to get out and talk to people I'm not socially retarded I just always waited for people to talk to me i guess I have anxiety/obliviousness when it comes to starting stuff.
User avatar #156831 to #156824 - UNIQUELOL (09/27/2014) [-]
Join a sport
User avatar #156833 to #156831 - thisistheguy ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
I was thinking about doing that but I found out if I did join a club sport it'd be that sport 24/7 and would kill my gains as far as weightlifting goes, but could definitely do some inter-murals
#156816 - vorarephilia (09/27/2014) [-]
My throat hurts so fucking bad. I did go to a doctor and they gave me some meds (they seemed suspicious that it was strep despite the negative rapid test. sent it for culturing to be sure.) but that only helped a little bit. I can't sleep.as soon as the cough drop finishes in my mouth it'll come back. hell, I feel the pain through the drop enough to make swallowing still kinda hurt.

so my questions are
1. how dangerous is it to take, like, 3 to 4 tylenol? I know a friend had some 600mg ibprofin for her back after a car accident. I don't plan to go higher than that.
2. any tips, secret tricks, family traditions, you know of that might help this? gargling salt water helped a little, Ice cream makes the pain stop for a few seconds. anything i'm missing? other than "stop swallowing then, dipshit" i'm spitting into a cup but won't be conscious to do that while sleeping.
User avatar #156836 to #156816 - lillpip (09/27/2014) [-]
Apple vinegar mixed with warm water, gargle two mouthfulls and swallow a third. Hopefully your throat will be completely fine in a couple days. Should provide some relief as well.
User avatar #156819 to #156816 - thisistheguy ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
If you've ever seen Scrubs and Dr. Cox's attitude towards dosage of tylenol, you'd know that is fine. I had mono last year that comes with super sore throats but I felt fine by drinking tea with honey at least twice a day and drinking probably at least a gallon and a half of water each day
User avatar #156820 to #156819 - vorarephilia (09/27/2014) [-]
alright. a few more won't hurt. thats the point i suppose.
User avatar #156822 to #156820 - thisistheguy ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
But seriously though get a nalgene or an empty gallon and drink like two of those a day, three/four if you have a nalgene you'll feel a lot better
User avatar #156825 to #156822 - vorarephilia (09/27/2014) [-]
I'll do that tomorrow as pushing water before I sleep will keep me waking up for different reasons.
User avatar #156821 to #156820 - thisistheguy ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
Advil or any ibuprofen gets more dangerous in access i think because it can cause ulcers and shit
User avatar #156817 to #156816 - foreveranonymous ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
Apparently, honey helps with sore throats. There's also some sore throat spray that you can buy that numbs the fuck out of your throat. The spray is what I always used, it really works.
User avatar #156823 to #156817 - youngneil ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
I drank some thinking it was nyquil.
Not the best thing that has happened to me.
User avatar #156818 to #156817 - vorarephilia (09/27/2014) [-]
got it. to the drug store then.
User avatar #156806 - imnotkickthecat ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
Whats the best way to twerk when your legs are still stiff from leg day?
User avatar #156810 to #156806 - myfourthaccount ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
just pull a quarter of a squat and your ass will be automatically shaking. No but seriously, if you actually did the leg workout right you shouldn't be able to bend your legs like that without shaking.
User avatar #156811 to #156810 - ipostcp (09/27/2014) [-]
He meant working.
User avatar #156812 to #156811 - myfourthaccount ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
I was making a joke ....
User avatar #156813 to #156812 - ipostcp (09/27/2014) [-]
I guess it wasn't funny enough to be a joke.
User avatar #156814 to #156813 - myfourthaccount ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
i guess so
User avatar #156796 - xfortune (09/27/2014) [-]
I haven't been on here in a while, but I'm proper depressed, about 2 years ago a lot of shit happened with me and a friend and it put me really down for the next 2 years, grades slipped, social life became none-existant, etc. etc. I met a group of online friends, still good friends with them now actually, and I even dated, long distance wise, one for 10? months. Anyway, that relationship ended, I dropped out of college, lost my job and honestly see my life going nowhere, I have a meeting for an apprenticship monday but it's not something I want to do, I've applied for well over 10 jobs in the passed month with no reply to any of them, I've had my parents on my back almost all the time and I spend all my time on the computer.
I took up cutting for a while, that lasted a good 6 months, until I made a promise to stop, which I intend to keep. But yea, it's safe to say suicidal thoughts have crossed my mind various times, and honestly guys, I'm lost, I have no idea what to do, so I guess I'm asking, can anyone offer any general guidance?
User avatar #156805 to #156796 - faguette (09/27/2014) [-]
you can't just drop off an application and get hired, you have to actually go to the places and talk with somebody, and keep doing that until they tell you to fuck ofdf or they hire you
User avatar #156800 to #156796 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/27/2014) [-]
Suicide is never worth it, man.

Silence and Solitude will do you no favors with your depression, man.
It'll just make things worth.

Look man, even if your life is seemingly going nowhere right now, doesn't mean you're at your end.
Even if you feel insignificant; You're still playing a major role in not only your life, but in everyone's lives around you.

Everything you do, not only affects the people around you, but also directs you.
You're destined to do great things. You're here, right now, for a reason.

Even grains of sand have a grand purpose in life.
Even the smallest and most insignificant thing you can think of, has a purpose here in life. Otherwise, honestly, it never would have existed in the first place. Everything you do now, will drastically alter the future forever.

So why demolish what you're building up? Just because you don't know where to build upon next doesn't mean you should give up and demolish everything and throw it all away.

If you have to, wait it out. Go through the motions.
But I can tell you this; You'll only ever be lonely if you choose to be lonely. Go out and live life.
And when I say that, man, I don't mean party it up. I mean go out and do good deeds.

Life isn't just about the journey; It's about experiencing it with others, for others.
Go out and do exactly that. Stop putting blinders on yourself. Stop being narrow-minded and willingly ignorant to the beauty and blessing that life actually is.
User avatar #156802 to #156800 - nought (09/27/2014) [-]
I approve 100%
User avatar #156801 to #156800 - xfortune (09/27/2014) [-]
All of what you're saying makes sense, but like, I just don't have the drive to, I decided one day I'd go out with parents, cause I haven't been out with them in a while, and the whole day was them spend ridiculing me, sure it may have been a joke, but the joke stops getting funny after a few times, I don't speak to any of my friends anymore, so I can't go out with them, my grades aren't the best, but nothing too bad either, but at this point in my life they're not good enough for me to do what I want to do, everyday is the same, day in day out, I'm not saying I'm looking for suicide to be my option, but it has crossed my mind. The last time I had a breakdown, I literally lay on my bed and didn't move for ages, my mother decided the best way to cure this would be to screw at me, shouting for me to get out of bed and do something, which only made me worse, and so she got angrier, until eventually I explained the problem, she listened, but she didn't give a fuck. She just got mad at me after. If she has a bad day at work, I'm to blame, if someone goes wrong, I'm to blame.
I'm the reason my life sucks rn, but my parents aren't helping 1 tiny bit
User avatar #156803 to #156801 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/27/2014) [-]
> "All of what you're saying makes sense, but like, I just don't have the drive to..."

I keep hearing this over and over again. You're not the first person to tell me this. www.funnyjunk.com/advice/154510#154510
Yet what most people fail to realize, is that they've become comfortable with their situation.

Face it. You're comfortable with the way your life is right now. Sure it sucks and you hate it... Yet you're comfortable with it.

You can change your entire life around.
Your life doesn't have to suck.
You just have to be willing to make yourself uncomfortable and break free from what you're doing now.
Break free from the negative mindset, and focus more on positive things.

Stop focusing on the past, and focus not only on the present, but focus on the actions in the present that build up to the future.
Your past shouldn't define you -- It just defines how you were led to be here, at this point in time.
User avatar #156804 to #156803 - xfortune (09/27/2014) [-]
I wouldn't say comfortable was the word
The way my life is right now, I'm online pretty much 80% of the day, the rest is spent sleeping, there are people I talk to that often come to me for help, at varying times of the day due to time zones etc, (I'm on GMT, they're on EST CST etc.) and therefore if my life became busy, the only time I'd be available is when they're at school, and I'd feel worse if I couldn't be there to help them because my life is too busy for them, but at the same time, I hate doing fuck all all the time
User avatar #156807 to #156804 - nought (09/27/2014) [-]
if you want to change you have to actively try to change
you have to try something different. if that means getting back into school or forcing yourself into a new place you have to try something
User avatar #156808 to #156807 - xfortune (09/27/2014) [-]
I totally get that, but I don't want to leave these people behind
User avatar #156779 - fruzzinoid (09/27/2014) [-]
My best friend of 3 years is a woman. For the past few months, everytime we talk about me visiting her, she's changed the subjest. I live 5 minutes from her. I recently learned from her that this is because her boyfriend, whom I hate, has forbidden her from seeing me or any other of her male friends. I've been feeling increasingly left out from the only person who I call my friend. I want to break his face with my instrument case.
I just...
I just need some advice. Any advice at all about anything I can do or say or whatever I don't care I just don't know what to do anymore.
User avatar #156787 to #156779 - myfourthaccount ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
Oh man, I'm not gonna even get into telling the story of how I was in the same situation and how it ended up because I wish I hadn't been part of it. But honestly man, if I were you, I wouldn't even bother. I know she is your friend and all (or so you think she is, until she stabs you in the back) but if she agrees to give up the friendship with you then she didn't think of you as a very important part of your life. If you get the chance to talk to her, make this clear to her, and see what she chooses. That will be your answer
User avatar #156791 to #156787 - fruzzinoid (09/27/2014) [-]
She says she'll talk to him.
User avatar #156799 to #156791 - myfourthaccount ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
alright then i guess we'll wait for the answer. Just keep in mind though that she may not end up talking to him at all and just start ignoring you. If that happens just get the fuck out of there
User avatar #156785 to #156779 - sugoi (09/27/2014) [-]
Let her know the situation but do not force her to do anything.
You are stuck in this situation until either she gets fed up (which you could probably speed up by improving her self esteem so she doesn't feel like she owes her boyfriend her obedience) or he fucks up so bad she has to leave him (so like if bruises start showing or some shit).
User avatar #156790 to #156785 - fruzzinoid (09/27/2014) [-]
She'll never get fed up.
I have been improving her self esteem. She used to cut herself. I did all that for her and I cared about her and took time out of my day to provide an ear and some support and I'm repayed by having conceited little scum take away from me one of the only things I care about and FUCK.

And the dude's too much of a coward to hit her. He fucks with me and I'll beat the shit out of him. He lays a god damn finger on her in any way other than lovingly and I swear to god I'm going to kill him.
User avatar #156792 to #156790 - sugoi (09/27/2014) [-]
Bail out.
You need to calm down and stop thinking about her so much.
She needs to stop seeing you as a fixture in her life that will always be there, she needs to see your worth.
User avatar #156794 to #156792 - fruzzinoid (09/27/2014) [-]
I think she has.
Seeing as how I voiced my seething angriness I think she undertands that I'm precisely fed up enough to just say fuck it all and ignore her.
Because you know what? I can fucking do that.
I can fucking absorb myself into my music and become a skilled trumpeteer and I won't even have to see her.
I can quit it all and focus on me right now and she'd be totally fucked.
User avatar #156798 to #156794 - sugoi (09/27/2014) [-]
Do it.
Focus on your music, make good art.

Her relationship with that guy is complete shit and it will collapse, the only question is do you think she's worth helping again at that stage. Personally I'd stay bailed out, someone that just uses you like that isn't worth the time or energy, I might help as a favor for being a good friend for 3 years but after that just get out of there.
#156783 to #156779 - anonexplains (09/27/2014) [-]
You gotta talk to her about it dude. Ask her if shes really happy with her bf essentially not trusting her to be around other males and just being a mouth breathing douchebag in general.
User avatar #156788 to #156783 - fruzzinoid (09/27/2014) [-]
She seems to be under the impression that he's the only fucking person that cares about her.

#156793 to #156788 - anonexplains (09/27/2014) [-]
We've all been there, dude. I'm watching the girl I like spend her time with someone else right now. It sucks.

She'll get sick of him eventually. Relationships like this are poison and as long as you stand by her she'll find her way through it.
User avatar #156795 to #156793 - fruzzinoid (09/27/2014) [-]
It's getting harder and harder to stand with the evil swiping at my knees.
#156797 to #156795 - anonexplains (09/27/2014) [-]
I know man. I'm not going to pretend to be an expert. The girl Im hung up on is the first Ive ever been hung up on and watching her spend her time with someone who I know she could do better than is killing me. No one seems to know what to tell me about it either.

You just gotta stand your ground and you still should talk to her about it if its bugging you this much. Maybe she'll realize how much of a fucktard this guy is being once you say something.
User avatar #156782 to #156779 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
go somewhere that isn't her house then
#156781 to #156779 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/27/2014) [-]
He is an insanely jealous person.
There's not much else to say outside of that, really...

What's worse in all of this? She's allowing him to control her.
User avatar #156784 to #156781 - fruzzinoid (09/27/2014) [-]
I'm fat and not handsome.
I swear to fucking Christ if that little god damn fuck so much as dares to adress me I will have him on the ground and crying for mercy in a god damn half second flat.
User avatar #156789 to #156784 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/27/2014) [-]
> "I'm fat and not handsome."

Again, jealousy is jealousy.
So long as someone other than him has her attention, he'll never be satisfied.

Listen, man; Just calm down a bit.
Yeah, the boyfriend is a douche. But all in all, she's choosing to stay with him. She's choosing to abide by his rules.
It's not just him, but also her for dealing with it and accepting it.
#156772 - anonexplains (09/27/2014) [-]
Crush is trying to talk as little as possible with me, I'm pretty sure

But I haven't chatted with her in 4 days (wich is a lot considering we usually chat everyday and she never had a problem with it) so idk what's the problem.

Our talks may have become too monotonous (we practically just fuck with eachother) but that's why I wanted to talk to her, to tell her to tell me about herself (we talked that like for more than an hour 'till a few months ago) but I obviously have no chance if she tries to ignore me. What do? If you need futher elaboration, ask.
User avatar #156786 to #156772 - sugoi (09/27/2014) [-]
Bail out.
User avatar #156767 - bminous ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
Anybody have the FNAF "high impact sexual violence" image? I've looked around but can't find it.
#156777 to #156767 - anonexplains (09/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #156775 to #156767 - imnotkickthecat ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #156764 - mahnamesjakers (09/26/2014) [-]
Ok so lately I have been in a really weird state of mind that has been happening since the summer. I was lifeguarding every day, sitting by myself for periods up to 11 hours in length, and when I wasn't working I was usually getting high with my friends. One night I got extremely high and I could hear my subconscious talking to me telling me what was right and wrong and it was a really weird experience. Since then to varying degrees I have been able to hear my subconscious talking to me in ways that I have never before. EVERYTHING THAT I DO I can hear my subconscious crying out telling me that I'm a bad person and IT IS AGONIZING. I cannot focus on anything, nor get enjoyment out of anything because the only thing I can do is think about what my subconscious is saying. For example, if I am playing video game I cannot just stare at the screen and play the game. I am playing it while thinking "Why am I playing this game? Why do I like this game? What's the point?" and even when I am doing something that is generally enjoyable such as being with family/friends I can't stop thinking "Oh, this is supposed to be fun so have fun right now". Basically I just keep constantly harassing myself in my mind and it is horribly horribly horribly mentally exhausting. I don't know what to do. I managed to find a post that really hits the nail on the head to describe what I'm feeling www.mysticbanana.com/are-you-consciously-aware-of-your-subconscious-mind.html
User avatar #156809 to #156764 - nought (09/27/2014) [-]
no one can become aware of their subconscious. you're just feeling more reflective or inward thinking
User avatar #156849 to #156809 - mahnamesjakers (09/27/2014) [-]
Well then that is what it is. I just don't know why this happens, I seriously can't think about anything in the context of my current state of mind, I just think "what should I be thinking right now" if that makes sense. So if I'm watching a movie, I can't concentrate on the movie itself. Instead I think "what should I be thinking about right now?" or "should I like this movie?" instead of just doing it without thinking so hard about it. It's extremely frustrating and mentally exhausting.
User avatar #156760 - nigalthornberry (09/26/2014) [-]
LG G2 or GS4?
User avatar #156778 to #156760 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/27/2014) [-]
Honestly, whichever is newer.
Which is the G2, I believe.
#156759 - anonexplains (09/26/2014) [-]
How to get girls in HS?
User avatar #156768 to #156759 - hektoroftroy (09/27/2014) [-]
Bro, just be confident in yourself. Not cocky, just selfassured. Go out of your way to talk to girls you normally wouldn't talk to, tell corny jokes, or if possible just be generally funny. Tell one random girl a day that she looks beautiful. Be nice, not to get the girl, but because you can be nice. Smile as often as possible, especially if you make eye contact with a girl. Practice smiling in the mirror, no matter how beta/cringy that seems. A good smile can make all the difference to get someone to notice you.
Most importantly. Don't get hung up on a really pretty popular girl. They're never the huge bitches movies or tv will make them out to be. But they do have really high standards, because they know they can get any guy they want. Don't get me wrong, you should not undersell yourself, and definitely try and go for girls you assume are out of your league, but be wary, you don't want to end up spending the whole year pining after a girl who's too nice to straight tell you she's not interested and never will be.
User avatar #156780 to #156768 - fruzzinoid (09/27/2014) [-]
Oh my God, that was just like a terrabyte of internet tips summarized into one paragraph.
10/10 would read again like skyrim with guns.
#156769 to #156768 - anonexplains (09/27/2014) [-]
That was the best shit I've ever read
User avatar #156770 to #156769 - hektoroftroy (09/27/2014) [-]
Get out there and killem
#156761 to #156759 - anonexplains (09/26/2014) [-]
give the D
#156755 - anonexplains (09/26/2014) [-]
my girlfriend got her bloodwork information back and they said everything is perfect and nothing is out of order.
would they have checked for pregnancy? as far as we know she is not pregnant but we just want to be sure
User avatar #156773 to #156755 - sugoi (09/27/2014) [-]
Dude you can get pregnancy test at the goddamn pharmacy, just go buy a packet jeez.
If you're shy as hell go to one not in your neighborhood.
User avatar #156757 to #156755 - imnotkickthecat ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
No a blood test wouldn't show you were pregnant unless they actually were told to test for it, so unless that is one of the things they checked for you should go pick up a preg test from a store.
#156750 - anonexplains (09/26/2014) [-]
So I was at a party last night with a couple of my friends including my best friends girlfriend (He wasnt there because hes out of the state for a few days for some family gathering). Long story short I got drunk and I'm pretty sure she was as well, we left together and stumbled back to my apartment. Like I said my best friend/roommate wasn't there and my second roommate was working an overnight. One thing led to another and we ended up making out for about a half an hour. Neither of us know what to do. We doubt anyone would suspect anything since we've been good friends for years, even before her and my best friend started dating so it wasn't odd that we left together or even that she spent the night. Should we just keep this between ourselves? Thats what we both want but neither of us feel comfortable about it.
Also, does this whole thing make me a terrible person?
User avatar #156756 to #156750 - imnotkickthecat ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
Just making out in a drunken state and you both regret it? Keep it to yourselves.
#156736 - anonexplains (09/26/2014) [-]
This one slut I've gone to 3rd base with twice thinks I have a crush on her but I only think of her as a friend with benefits

how do I let her know this
User avatar #156771 to #156736 - hektoroftroy (09/27/2014) [-]
1. Stop referring to her as a slut.
2. Tell her what you just told us
#156834 to #156771 - anonexplains (09/27/2014) [-]
but she is one though
User avatar #156838 to #156834 - hektoroftroy (09/27/2014) [-]
Then don't waste anymore time with her. Best case scenario you get to be fwb and she's a slut and you get an sti, worst case she sleeps around and gets pregnant and claims its yours and you're suck giving this bitch money forever
#156841 to #156838 - anonexplains (09/27/2014) [-]
what if we stay fwb but I stay clean
User avatar #156842 to #156841 - hektoroftroy (09/27/2014) [-]
I don't know im not a psychic
#156739 to #156736 - imnotkickthecat ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
Dont. More can go wrong compared to any benefit could come out of it.
#156740 to #156739 - anonexplains (09/26/2014) [-]
so what should I tell her when she asks what I think about her
User avatar #156743 to #156740 - imnotkickthecat ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
Or that shes a nice person you like to be with or something like that.
#156763 to #156743 - anonexplains (09/26/2014) [-]
i'll tell her both but she told me she does not want to be in a committed relationship
User avatar #156741 to #156740 - imnotkickthecat ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
Tell her that the booty game dont lie.
#156762 to #156741 - anonexplains (09/26/2014) [-]
#156734 - anonexplains (09/26/2014) [-]
Alright there are 3 girls who I like and I am trying to date at least 1 of them

1.First girl is short and 8/10 in looks and my roommate texted her that I like her and she's always been happy to see me after that text but has not asked me about if I like her and has told me that we should go to a rave sometime together and she will be my shoulder girl when we do go

2. 2nd girl I like is also an 8/10 easily and recently just broke up with her boyfriend who is my friend and he said I should go for her I texted her to come hang out at my place this weekend and she said sure so I'm thinking of putting my moves on her since her ex boyfriend said I should do it and she's also my drug dealer even though I have not bought

3.The 3rd girl is a 7.5/10 but I have the most in common with her and she said she'd like to come to my place sometime since we live in the same building and she gave me her number and is only friend's with her roommate and me

so advice board what do you think I should do
User avatar #156742 to #156734 - imnotkickthecat ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
Go for girl 2, but only after you ask your bro if hes actually ok with it a couple more time. Cause sometimes people go "yea" with their words but then really mean "no" in their head and then people get mad and stuff. Also I dont know the benefits that banging your dealer could bring you, but I assume it can only be good things. Just dont do sex on ecstasy I hear it will ruin normal sex for you.

All else fails just follow your heart and shit.
#156765 to #156742 - anonexplains (09/26/2014) [-]
I like the 3rd girl the most but I guess i'll try the 2nd girl this weekend
User avatar #156774 to #156765 - imnotkickthecat ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
Well if you like 3rd the best why even bother with the other 2.
#156835 to #156774 - anonexplains (09/27/2014) [-]
because I'm attracted to them and I want to rave and the other one can get me shit
#156732 - anonexplains (09/26/2014) [-]
total war has 75% off all their games, which one should I get?

I already have rome (first one)
User avatar #156965 to #156732 - crampers (09/28/2014) [-]
Rome 2 has improved since the Emperor update so i would ultimately go for that one, or the Shogun 2 with the Fall of the Samurai.
User avatar #156754 to #156732 - marinepenguin (09/26/2014) [-]
Shogun 2 or Empire. Both are great.
User avatar #156737 to #156732 - imnotkickthecat ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
My order of good is Shogun 2, fall of samurai, Medieval 2, Rome 2, Empire, then Napoleon.
User avatar #156733 to #156732 - themilkisdead (09/26/2014) [-]
I can't say for sure, since I've never played them. However it seems like the best ones are Total War: Shogun 2 and Empire: Total War judging from critical and user reception.
User avatar #156727 - lagxhuskey (09/26/2014) [-]
Hey guys. Here's my situation:
I started talking to this girl a while back (just as friends but let's call her Girl 1) and we hit it off pretty well. One day we decided to get some dinner and catch a movie with some of her friends. One of her friends is easily a 10/10 (for me, anyway) and we quickly became friends (let's calle her Girl 2). Recently Girl 2 and I have gotten closer and I think she kinda digs me *BUT* I'm pretty sure Girl 1 also digs me. Girls 1 and 2 are really close friends, so I don't want them to hate each other if I go after Girl 2. You feel?
So I'm kind of at a loss right now as to what to do.
User avatar #156815 to #156727 - makotoitou (09/27/2014) [-]
Treat them like dogs by leashing both along without the other knowing.
User avatar #156776 to #156727 - sugoi (09/27/2014) [-]
You should ask makotoitou he's an expert on this subject.
User avatar #156738 to #156727 - imnotkickthecat ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
What im thinking is that you should gather all three of them into the same room and ask them if a 4way is possible. Go hard or go home, boy.
User avatar #156728 to #156727 - lagxhuskey (09/26/2014) [-]
Also there's a Girl 3 on the outskirts of this that also has a thing for me, but is a total bitch. So I don't want any of that
User avatar #156744 to #156728 - imnotkickthecat ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
Maybe try the water with girl 2. Start getting closer and see if girl 1 cares. If she does maybe bring in an avalible wingman that she likes and hook them up together.
User avatar #156725 - IamKingNothing (09/26/2014) [-]
K so, my best buddy broke up with his ex, hot asian chick easily a 8/10 me and her are pretty close, i have a feeling she wants the D, keeps telling me she has dreams of me where we are trying to sneak away and kiss each other...

Wut do Advice...... Also, i have a thing for asian chicks :/
User avatar #156837 to #156725 - lillpip (09/27/2014) [-]
Don't listen to milk.

Talk to your friend about it, ask him if he's cool with it. Find out why they broke up. You might not want to touch that shit with a ten foot pole. Don't blow your friendship over some stupid bitch. Not worth it.
User avatar #157075 to #156837 - IamKingNothing (09/28/2014) [-]
he broke up with her because he was tired of being in a relationship with her, like they were dating for 3 years i think and he just lost feelings for her
User avatar #156729 to #156725 - themilkisdead (09/26/2014) [-]
Well if you see a relationship with this person and you really like them, then go for it. I'm sure your friend will understand, and if he broke up with her then clearly the relationship may not have been working out for them. I'd say go for it.
#156686 - sisterblister (09/26/2014) [-]
whats the best haunted house in dallas area guys im talking get your bitch in your arms crying scary
whats the best haunted house in dallas area guys im talking get your bitch in your arms crying scary
User avatar #156723 to #156686 - imnotkickthecat ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
I hear the cowboy's throphy room has been haunted since 95
#156722 to #156686 - anonexplains (09/26/2014) [-]
any house is haunted if you believe it is.    
go to any house that is said to be haunted and you'll freak out if you think about how haunted it is.    
it's all in the mind.
any house is haunted if you believe it is.

go to any house that is said to be haunted and you'll freak out if you think about how haunted it is.

it's all in the mind.
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