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User avatar #167069 - hotrodman (12/16/2014) [-]
should i buy cards against humanity for $25
User avatar #167070 to #167069 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (12/16/2014) [-]
If your friends have computers, it might be best played online.
All expansions are free, there.

pyx-1.socialgamer.net/game.jsp

Otherwise, it's somewhat worth the money; Just gets boring quick. Could be played in complete in about an hour and a half or so. After that, you'll have seen every card.

With all expansions, you could play for upwards of 4 hours before it gets remotely boring.
User avatar #167071 to #167070 - hotrodman (12/16/2014) [-]
none of my friends have computers so yeah..
User avatar #167072 to #167071 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (12/16/2014) [-]
Then go for it.
It's a funnier/ dirtier version of Apples to Apples, however Apples to Apples has far more cards to play with.
User avatar #167074 to #167072 - marinepenguin (12/16/2014) [-]
I have consistently spent several weekends where the only thing we did was play Cards Against Humanity, and it never once started to get old. And this was with maybe 3 expansions included. It's for sure a good buy.
User avatar #167053 - furrynomous ONLINE (12/16/2014) [-]
So I'm single, in two years I lost all my friends, moved in the middle of nowhere for a job I hate because I had no choice, my luck is deep in the negatives, I don't know what I want to do with my life and I'm too scared of what comes after death to kill myself.

What do I do?
#167086 to #167053 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
it is a symbol of strength to cry out against fate. figure out what's wrong specifically and do something about it
#167087 to #167086 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
specifically was meant to italicised
User avatar #167073 to #167053 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (12/16/2014) [-]
Explain more on your situation?
Not all is lost, man. You're just not seeing things in a different light.
User avatar #167067 to #167053 - lulzformalaysiaair (12/16/2014) [-]
Kill yourself or grow up.
#167082 to #167067 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
This is why I told you to stop giving advice you little shit.

You fail.
User avatar #167065 to #167053 - sugoi (12/16/2014) [-]
You got a friend in me.
User avatar #167058 to #167053 - notred (12/16/2014) [-]
Try harder. We can't do anything to help you.
User avatar #167054 to #167053 - silverzepher ONLINE (12/16/2014) [-]
turn that grown upside down and stay putting how to say "fuck you" to fate, start putting money away so that you have a plan for retirement, start getting out there aand messing be people, itd your old "friends" can't see how valuable you are they weren't really friends.kick your work ethic into overdrive and start looking for a job you can enjoy
#167039 - masterofcows (12/16/2014) [-]
This is a question that you can answer if you want. I have been living with my grandparents for a while and going to start college soon. My grandfather (who is 73) believes that where will be a thing called the new world order is about to happen soon and says that all who don't follow it will die. I have been losing sleep over it and just wanted to ask your opinion on this.
#167081 to #167039 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
why don't you go to an actual pastor and talk with him about this if its bothering you so much. probably would be the most insightful on the matter.
User avatar #167076 to #167039 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (12/16/2014) [-]
I wouldn't believe it, man.

Also:
> "It was predicted in the bible."
Which passages/ verses directly reference this?
Old testament or New testament?

Proverbs 14:3
"A fool's proud talk becomes a rod that beats him, but the words of the wise keep them safe."

14:7
"Stay away from fools, for you won't find knowledge on their lips."

14:15
"Only simpletons believe everything they're told! The prudent carefully consider their steps"

Honestly, he's spreading lies and fear.
User avatar #167055 to #167039 - silverzepher ONLINE (12/16/2014) [-]
he'll Ya, that will be fun, my insane ass might hand a chance at some real power.
User avatar #167040 to #167039 - braveblue ONLINE (12/16/2014) [-]
what kind of new world order?
#167041 to #167040 - masterofcows (12/16/2014) [-]
Well it's like an international world order where people are totally controlled by one world government. It was predicted in the bible.
User avatar #167209 to #167041 - hanakoikezawa (12/17/2014) [-]
it's entirely possible, but it's unlikely to happen within the next 30 years or so due to all the conflicts going on with other countries, unless some serious shit went down that made the countries unite into one.
User avatar #167042 to #167041 - braveblue ONLINE (12/16/2014) [-]
Mmm I wouldn't really worry about it too much, if it happens it happens, but just think how many predictions have came true in the past. Like Y2k and 2012, the world was supposed to end or something but you know it never happened.
#167043 to #167042 - masterofcows (12/16/2014) [-]
That is true. Another thing is that's the only thing he talks about too. It becomes stressful and exhausting. I'm going to Murray Sate University for six years for a Vet tech program and it's either that choice or take one in my state which isn't as good.
User avatar #167044 to #167043 - braveblue ONLINE (12/16/2014) [-]
Well I wouldn't try and make any sense out of it. Just let him ramble and focus on school work. That's good of you to make such a commitment. i'm sure everyone around you is somewhat proud of you. Good luck and just try and not make anything out of it. Sure it could happen but the likeliness of it actually keeping together would just be slim since people don't want to be controlled and everyone has their own ideals.
#167045 to #167044 - masterofcows (12/16/2014) [-]
Alright. Thank you very much for talking with me about this. I've been looking around for answers but haven't any detailed ones yet so I thought I'd ask on a site that isn't really biased .
#167046 to #167045 - braveblue ONLINE (12/16/2014) [-]
Man i'm just a 17 year old that's about to become a 18 year old in a bit, I don't have too much to worry about not as much as you do. So you go and get 'em for us your fellow Funnyjunkers. I hope everything works out for you, best wishes to you.
Man i'm just a 17 year old that's about to become a 18 year old in a bit, I don't have too much to worry about not as much as you do. So you go and get 'em for us your fellow Funnyjunkers. I hope everything works out for you, best wishes to you.
#167036 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
Dating advice. My girlfriend recently told me that she feels like im neglecting her. Shes right. I havent taken her on a date for a month. Thing is the last date was kindve of a flop. She used to be really into me but im not sure anymore. What can I do to pull it back?
#167048 to #167036 - saltybanana (12/16/2014) [-]
maaan oh man came at the right time!!   
   
just take her out on a romantic DAY what i mean romantic day is spend the whole day with her. be very positive to her, and act cheesy around her    
   
just save up some money and make plans for a whole day together. start off by taking her to breakfast. someone cool and new like a cool 80s dinner where the pancakeas are amazing bawls    
take her on a stroll at the park you can do a picnic and do brunch there instead hopefully it aint raining over there where ever your from. if not go to her place or yours and watch netfix, a little pizza qwont hurt anyone.   
   
afternoon taker her to a fancy resturant no olive garden, thats for basic bitches  somewhere new or place where you use to take her.    
   
honestly girl love it when you use to take to places you guys got together hopefully you didnt meet at some dudes house party    
dont do movies or anywhere were you wonty be able to talk. the point is to talk to one another and listen to her.
maaan oh man came at the right time!!

just take her out on a romantic DAY what i mean romantic day is spend the whole day with her. be very positive to her, and act cheesy around her

just save up some money and make plans for a whole day together. start off by taking her to breakfast. someone cool and new like a cool 80s dinner where the pancakeas are amazing bawls
take her on a stroll at the park you can do a picnic and do brunch there instead hopefully it aint raining over there where ever your from. if not go to her place or yours and watch netfix, a little pizza qwont hurt anyone.

afternoon taker her to a fancy resturant no olive garden, thats for basic bitches somewhere new or place where you use to take her.

honestly girl love it when you use to take to places you guys got together hopefully you didnt meet at some dudes house party
dont do movies or anywhere were you wonty be able to talk. the point is to talk to one another and listen to her.

#167049 to #167048 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
All day 3 meal course huh? I got dis. Thanks man, I gonna make you proud
#167052 to #167049 - saltybanana (12/16/2014) [-]
goodluck my son, make papa proud
#167047 to #167036 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
shot in the dark, but going on a date with her might help.
#167026 - swiggityswooty ONLINE (12/16/2014) [-]
i just realized, i cant keep running from my problems into drinking, smoking, or flirting, i have to face my worst fucking feeling ever and become my father. im already screwed into being exactly like him. its not an insult to him, hes an overall good guy, tries to do whats best for his family, but kill me. kill me right now.
User avatar #167031 to #167026 - pokemonstheshiz (12/16/2014) [-]
What's forcing you to become that?
#167032 to #167031 - swiggityswooty ONLINE (12/16/2014) [-]
life man, basically im with this girl, i know im supposed to be with her, i knew it from day one, but lately its just gotten different, she still seems into it, but i just dont know if i can keep faking happiness. i know i shouldnt break it off with her because it took her alot of work to get to this level of trusting, well, anyone, and i just cant do that to her. but i find myself increasingly attracted to every other girl im talking to. i know its stupid, but im stuck in a damned if you do, damned if you dont kinda situation, because my father did the same exact thing, and my grand father before him. the thing about my father is that he always seems to be upset, or angry about something, something he doesnt talk about, something he tries to distance himself from. my options are either stay and be unhappy, never knowing what could have been and regretting it, or give way to passion and become them literally. kill me
User avatar #167033 to #167032 - pokemonstheshiz (12/16/2014) [-]
You married to her and/or have kids yet?
#167034 to #167033 - swiggityswooty ONLINE (12/16/2014) [-]
nah bro, but its just that ive known her for literally most of my life, i cant just end it like that
User avatar #167037 to #167034 - pokemonstheshiz (12/16/2014) [-]
Then you should be comfortable enough to have a mature conversation with her about it. Try and figure out what made you attracted to each other. You either need to rekindle your love for each other, or find something new.

I've got plenty of friends that I've known most of my childhood, that I rarely see now. Not because we hate each other, not because we're not friends. Some people just end up down different paths. You have to figure out if you're on the right path or not, and if not become so. Or at least try to.

I'm not saying break up with her, I'm just saying you need to figure out what's best for both of you. If you know that you're going to be unhappy, it might be best to leave. I guarantee you a husband that only stays with her out of guilt will make her feel worse than her long-time boyfriend breaking up with her.


I'm just some guy on the internet though, you don't have to listen to me, this is just my opinion
#167038 to #167037 - swiggityswooty ONLINE (12/16/2014) [-]
youre absolutely right. and i still feel like a piece of shit
User avatar #167056 to #167038 - silverzepher ONLINE (12/16/2014) [-]
life is just filled with things that make you feel like a piece of shit, that is kind of what life is about if mine is anything to go off of
#167030 to #167026 - swiggityswooty ONLINE (12/16/2014) [-]
btw anyone know how to get cheap liquor if youre not technically legal
User avatar #167021 - ishallsmiteyou (12/16/2014) [-]
How would one go about repainting an old acoustic guitar? it's got a clearcoat on it, and the wood is stained.
User avatar #167024 to #167021 - confusedasian (12/16/2014) [-]
What a. . . What do you mean by paint? Like do you want to decorate it? Or is it like a shining kind of paint?
User avatar #167117 to #167024 - ishallsmiteyou (12/16/2014) [-]
Making it a canvas for a buddy of mine, she's a decent artist and I figured why the hell not.
#167122 to #167117 - confusedasian (12/16/2014) [-]
Ah yes, I see. Depending on what the guitar has on it, you might need to take off a few things. Other than that, just take off the strings and cover the fingerboard, bridge, etc with the blue painters tape. I'm going to take a guess and say that your acoustic doesn't have a pick guard so you should only really need to cover the bridge and fingerboard. After that just grab sand paper and sand off the clear coat. It shouldn't be shiny and smooth. It should feel like, well, wood. Check the grit of sand paper. Go for 120 grit and move on to 220.    
   
Alternatively, I've seen some people use a scotch brite to just remove the clear coating.    
   
Basically all you really need to do is:   
-Remove strings.   
-Cover the fret board and bridge parts so paint doesn't get on them.   
-Remove the clear coat gloss with sand paper/ scotch brite.   
-Paint away.
Ah yes, I see. Depending on what the guitar has on it, you might need to take off a few things. Other than that, just take off the strings and cover the fingerboard, bridge, etc with the blue painters tape. I'm going to take a guess and say that your acoustic doesn't have a pick guard so you should only really need to cover the bridge and fingerboard. After that just grab sand paper and sand off the clear coat. It shouldn't be shiny and smooth. It should feel like, well, wood. Check the grit of sand paper. Go for 120 grit and move on to 220.

Alternatively, I've seen some people use a scotch brite to just remove the clear coating.

Basically all you really need to do is:
-Remove strings.
-Cover the fret board and bridge parts so paint doesn't get on them.
-Remove the clear coat gloss with sand paper/ scotch brite.
-Paint away.
User avatar #167125 to #167122 - ishallsmiteyou (12/16/2014) [-]
There's a pick guard on it, but I think it's just glued on, so I suppose I could just rip it off. Not like I'm worried about the finish.
#167126 to #167125 - confusedasian (12/16/2014) [-]
That really hurted me when I read that you would rip it off. I'm gonna go masturbate and forget that I read that.   
   
   
Alternatively, you can just leave it and cover it with the painters tape. Or after she finishes painting the body and it's dry, cover the body with the tape and paint something else on the pick guard.
That really hurted me when I read that you would rip it off. I'm gonna go masturbate and forget that I read that.


Alternatively, you can just leave it and cover it with the painters tape. Or after she finishes painting the body and it's dry, cover the body with the tape and paint something else on the pick guard.
User avatar #167127 to #167126 - ishallsmiteyou (12/16/2014) [-]
That would work. Don't see how it would be such a bad thing to just rip it off, it's a cheap Academy hunk of shit.
#167129 to #167127 - confusedasian (12/16/2014) [-]
I love guitars. Can't play one, but I really dig their models, the different noises, and just overall guitar stuff.
I love guitars. Can't play one, but I really dig their models, the different noises, and just overall guitar stuff.
User avatar #167014 - pokemonstheshiz (12/16/2014) [-]
Anybody ever had snake whiskey? It looks and sounds awful, but I kind of want to try it. Also, is it possible to export it legally?
User avatar #167011 - maxismahname (12/16/2014) [-]
Not sure if this is the best board for this question, but does anybody know of a website or tool that I can write a formula into, and then plug in different numbers for the variables? Sorry if this sounds really stupid, but I'm currently busy as fuck and have no time to manually enter the formula into my calculator every time. I don't wanna graph it either.
#167027 to #167011 - swiggityswooty ONLINE (12/16/2014) [-]
wolfram alpha bro
User avatar #167013 to #167011 - pokemonstheshiz (12/16/2014) [-]
Microsoft Excel?
User avatar #166993 - confusedasian (12/16/2014) [-]
Some guy messaged me in all caps saying "pIECE OF SHIT COPY PASTED THE NAMES OF A BOARD FROM THE NAMES LIST".

On a sale of 10, how scared should I be?
User avatar #167208 to #166993 - hanakoikezawa (12/17/2014) [-]
he copy/pasted the names on the boards list just to mention a lot of people and piss them off, the mods caught him only after he posted it about a dozen times
#167000 to #166993 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
A text? a facebook message? email?

each has it's own varying scale of concern.
User avatar #167004 to #167000 - confusedasian (12/16/2014) [-]
Nah, it's the funnyjunk messenger. It was just out of random I'm assuming because I don't know who it is. So just confused no pun intended why I got it.
#167010 to #167004 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
in that case you're fine, just some dude spamming randoms I guess.
User avatar #166999 to #166993 - tikitaco (12/16/2014) [-]
There's no threat in that message, what's to be afraid of?
#167001 to #166999 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
that someone has his personal information, potentially doing something bad with it.
User avatar #167003 to #167001 - tikitaco (12/16/2014) [-]
I didn't get that from reading, I now see the problem.
User avatar #167006 to #167003 - confusedasian (12/16/2014) [-]
It's not that, it's just out of random and I'm confused no pun intended why I got it.
User avatar #166991 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (12/16/2014) [-]
I currently have $60 to my name for the next two weeks.
I only have Raisin Bran, Milk, and about 12 Cup Noodles.

What can I buy food wise that's cheap/ that will last me?
User avatar #167088 to #166991 - serhiy ONLINE (12/16/2014) [-]
Sacks of rice and potato, cans of tuna and bulk bags of frozen chicken meat.
#167028 to #166991 - swiggityswooty ONLINE (12/16/2014) [-]
beans, rice, you can probably get alot for really cheap. if youre feeling creative with it, make sure you have chicken and seasoning for chili mac with beans, rice and beans, rice beans and sauteed chicken, rice beans and salsa verde/rojo. basically do everything with rice and beans
User avatar #167022 to #166991 - silverzepher ONLINE (12/16/2014) [-]
dirt, it is everywhere and no one complains when done goes missing from the woods
User avatar #166998 to #166994 - confusedasian (12/16/2014) [-]
Duuuude, tuna sandwich. I used eat a bunch of these at my campus's cafe.

www.budgetbytes.com/2011/05/beths-best-tuna-salad/
User avatar #166981 - mexicandudeinsd ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
so how does one start a family crest?
User avatar #166995 to #166981 - confusedasian (12/16/2014) [-]
With honor.
User avatar #167023 to #166995 - mexicandudeinsd ONLINE (12/16/2014) [-]
who do i have to kill
#167025 to #167023 - confusedasian (12/16/2014) [-]
Everyone.   
   
   
What are you making a family crest for? Just for fun? Found this for you: www.allfamilycrests.com/makecoatofarms.htm
Everyone.


What are you making a family crest for? Just for fun? Found this for you: www.allfamilycrests.com/makecoatofarms.htm
User avatar #167035 to #167025 - mexicandudeinsd ONLINE (12/16/2014) [-]
im working on it
nice... imma try it out
#166973 - anonymous (12/15/2014) [-]
Hello FJ.   
How do I deal with losing a good friend? (Most likely forever)   
So a good friend of mine just ended our friendship and I'm pretty distraught about it.    
I know the reasons behind it but I already have issues with people suddenly ditching me and he knows this so I'm feeling a bit of anger right now as well.    
Has anyone else experienced this? How did you cope? Did finding another friend help?   
 Posting as anon because he knows I lurk here a lot and I'm paranoid as fuck
Hello FJ.
How do I deal with losing a good friend? (Most likely forever)
So a good friend of mine just ended our friendship and I'm pretty distraught about it.
I know the reasons behind it but I already have issues with people suddenly ditching me and he knows this so I'm feeling a bit of anger right now as well.
Has anyone else experienced this? How did you cope? Did finding another friend help?
Posting as anon because he knows I lurk here a lot and I'm paranoid as fuck
User avatar #167207 to #166973 - hanakoikezawa (12/17/2014) [-]
i just kept going kinda. i still think about her all the time and hope that one day we'll be friends again, but i've more or less accepted that i can't change the fact that it happened the way it did and there's not a whole lot of point trying to fix it.

most days aren't too bad, but sometimes i get a reminder and it hits like a freight train.
#167217 to #167207 - anonymous (12/17/2014) [-]
That's what I don't like, the sudden hit and realisation.
Yesterday was meant to be a really happy day for me, but it was pretty much ruined because every time I had a moment for my mind to wonder off, said happens.
User avatar #167061 to #166973 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/16/2014) [-]
I just keep going. I'm still not really over it, but I'm still moving forward.
#167221 to #167061 - anonymous (12/17/2014) [-]
Guess we don't get a choice in the matter /:
User avatar #166997 to #166973 - confusedasian (12/16/2014) [-]
I know what that feels like. I tried talking to some people for four weeks and they just ignored me. I didn't do anything wrong, and even if I did no one confronted me about what I did. They just ignored me. When I finally confronted them about it, they insisted I was misunderstanding and being irrational. Being ignored for FOUR WEEKS doesn't sound like a misunderstanding now does it?

I came back here to be honest. That's how I coped. I didn't do anything wrong and if they want to keep thinking to themselves that I'm misunderstanding then fine. I just left them and started spending more of my time here.
#167218 to #166997 - anonymous (12/17/2014) [-]
Four weeks is a long time but at least you removed yourself from that situation which was probably for the better.
I have spent more time on this website as well as others despite meeting said friend online. Feelings are still hurt though aha.
#166983 to #166973 - tikitaco (12/15/2014) [-]
I would say that when you lose a friend, it's time to move on and surround yourself in other friends in order to forget about the loss. If he/she wants to be your friend again, they'll come back when they're ready.
#167219 to #166983 - anonymous (12/17/2014) [-]
And do I just accept their friendship again in a click?
I don't like to play games but I wouldn't want the encouragement of them feeling like they can go and please as they wish.
#167259 to #167219 - tikitaco (12/17/2014) [-]
Well it really depends on the exact situation of why they left. If it was a mutual thing where you both decided not to be friends anymore then sure, I think it would be fine to accept them back with open arms. The key to this is letting them know that when they left it hurt you, but also don't let them go too long if you still want to be their friend. The main point to this is, if they left on their own terms and then came running back, maybe you shouldn't even accept them back at all as you know they would and could just do it again.
#167300 to #167259 - anonymous (12/17/2014) [-]
His terms. I understood why and it was to 'sort himself out' and so him and his ex could work things out. Even though we're just friends and I've only ever liked him as a friend.
It's really starting to get to me now. I have a feeling you're right. I can't handle being messed around like this.
Thanks, man.
User avatar #167316 to #167300 - tikitaco (12/17/2014) [-]
Glad I could help.
#168996 to #167316 - twiis (12/31/2014) [-]
OP here,   
Just wanted to thank you for your advice and this is where you tell me "I told you so" aha.   
I accepted him back, keeping in mind of what you said. And sure enough, he dropped me again tonight but this time round, I agree with him. Because of situations, it wont ever work but I made sure it's finally over. But I wont bored you with that.   
Thanks again, man
OP here,
Just wanted to thank you for your advice and this is where you tell me "I told you so" aha.
I accepted him back, keeping in mind of what you said. And sure enough, he dropped me again tonight but this time round, I agree with him. Because of situations, it wont ever work but I made sure it's finally over. But I wont bored you with that.
Thanks again, man
User avatar #169229 to #168996 - tikitaco (01/02/2015) [-]
No problem dude, If you need more advice don't be afraid to ask. I'm sorry it didn't work out or whatever, I know what losing a friend feels like.
#166980 to #166973 - mexicandudeinsd ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
have a happy tank
cause i dont have cuter pics yet
#167220 to #166980 - anonymous (12/17/2014) [-]
Thanks dude
Thanks dude
User avatar #166970 - jokekill (12/15/2014) [-]
Me and my boyfriend are from the UK and we're going to France next year for a festival. The last festival we went to, in august, his lung collapsed on the last day and he had to be rushed to hospital. I'm worried by the slight off-chance that it will happen again while we're in France, but i have no idea how their healthcare system works. Will the NHS pay for any treatments while we're there, or will we have to get some sort of insurance? I dunno how this works.
User avatar #167059 to #166970 - sineztro (12/16/2014) [-]
I believe you might, you should anyways just to be on the safeside,
#166968 - ileesin (12/15/2014) [-]
I need a reaction image guys, its from a comic where this guy looks really happy but like weird retarded happy and has his thumbs up sth like this but more retarded and with colour plshalp
#167806 to #167624 - ileesin (12/21/2014) [-]
Yes thank you very much dear stranger!  Here have some boobs
Yes thank you very much dear stranger! Here have some boobs
#166953 - thesaminator (12/15/2014) [-]
so, I'm a senior i9n high school, and I hangout with some sophmores who are bangin non-stop. The girl might be pregnant, and they're excited about it. They're talking about it, laughing, etc. thoughts? Should I say anything? General discussion on teen pregnancy?
User avatar #166986 to #166953 - nigalthornberry (12/16/2014) [-]
What Makotoitou said

I think it's pretty stupid to fuck in HS
But if you really feel the need to please wait until you're a junior or senior so you can still have a life
User avatar #166955 to #166953 - makotoitou ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
just let them do their own thing
User avatar #166937 - confusedasian (12/15/2014) [-]
So it's cold, and that time of year when my skin gets really dry and like flaky.

Anyone know how to deal with that. I would use lotion, but I don't want to freeze. Heater in my house is pffffft.
User avatar #167060 to #166937 - sineztro (12/16/2014) [-]
Use Urea Cream, Its expensive but I've had the same bottle for years, (I have chronic Exema so I use it alot) but yeah that stuff works wonders yo
User avatar #167079 to #167060 - confusedasian (12/16/2014) [-]
I'll definitely check that out. Thanks.
User avatar #166948 to #166937 - zarnvendk ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
There is no way around the lotion, man. If it's particularly bad you can see a doctor to get some more potent shit. Try using it right after shower so it might not feel AS cold.
User avatar #166952 to #166948 - confusedasian (12/15/2014) [-]
Darn. Wish lotion would dry faster. Ah well.
User avatar #166940 to #166937 - zachariaseverlivin (12/15/2014) [-]
sorry, thought this was autism board...no i have no idea
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#166927 - anonymous (12/15/2014) [-]
I read on the college's website that I would hear about an admission decision by today, but I haven't heard anything yet. Should I send an e-mail asking about it today, tomorrow, later in the week, etc., or just wait to get a letter?
User avatar #166928 to #166927 - badsamaritan ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
Dont do it on the same day. Wait till tomorrow evening.
User avatar #166929 to #166928 - thedudeistheman (12/15/2014) [-]
Okay, thanks.
#166925 - pacs (12/15/2014) [-]
hey admin what is the name of your hoster ?
any you others what kind of webhosting experience do you have ?
User avatar #166992 to #166925 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (12/16/2014) [-]
I used to own 5 websites for about 3 years.
What type of website are you looking at hosting?
#166996 to #166992 - pacs (12/16/2014) [-]
one small, one mid level ~1000-5000 users
#167066 to #167015 - pacs (12/16/2014) [-]
thank you
#166918 - axtinguisher (12/15/2014) [-]
I'm fapping too much, what do?
Should I cut off my wiener?
Help me based FJ.
User avatar #167005 to #166918 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (12/16/2014) [-]
Just stop, man.
You're doing it out of boredom.

Find something else to occupy your time with.
User avatar #166933 to #166918 - jayeti (12/15/2014) [-]
think about your beard, the less you fap the more testosteron you have = beard
User avatar #166935 to #166933 - dustykeyboard ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
Then how come there are so many neckbeards jerking it to my little pony?
User avatar #166938 to #166935 - jayeti (12/15/2014) [-]
neckbeard=/=beard
User avatar #166941 to #166938 - dustykeyboard ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
Fuck you got me on that one
User avatar #166930 to #166918 - sugoi (12/15/2014) [-]
Duck tape gardening gloves onto your hands.
User avatar #166924 to #166918 - dudeheit (12/15/2014) [-]
Get yourself an addon for your browser which disables porn sites, so you won't get triggered.
User avatar #166921 to #166918 - badsamaritan ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
Stop watching porn
#166916 - badsamaritan ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
Is there anything like Rosetta Stone but free? Im already fluent in Spanish and would love to learn Japanese!
Is there anything like Rosetta Stone but free? Im already fluent in Spanish and would love to learn Japanese!
User avatar #167007 to #166916 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (12/16/2014) [-]
For Japanese, I'd suggest going with NHK.

www3.nhk.or.jp/lesson/
User avatar #167008 to #167007 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (12/16/2014) [-]
Also:
Be sure to immerse yourself in their language when studying it.
Watch kid's TV shows, movies, etc. All without subtitles.
Do that and you'll pick up the language fast.
User avatar #166971 to #166916 - twiis (12/15/2014) [-]
I don't know about Japanese but there's this website.
I found it pretty helpful to learn a bit of Spanish and French.

www.duolingo.com/
User avatar #166974 to #166971 - badsamaritan ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
No japanese but it looks nice! Ill use it when i need to catch up on my german. Hopefully ill be fluent in that soon
User avatar #166975 to #166974 - twiis (12/15/2014) [-]
Well good luck on the German!
User avatar #166943 to #166916 - lulzformalaysiaair (12/15/2014) [-]
>japenese

Out of all the languages. Fuckin weaboo.
User avatar #166972 to #166943 - badsamaritan ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
>Wanting to learn another language
>pick Japanese because it would seem fun
>get called weeaboo
K m8
Ill also have to learn Arabic and possibly French. International Business M9
User avatar #167009 to #166972 - confusedasian (12/16/2014) [-]
If it's international business, I'd go with Mandarin/Cantonese since they're also one of the most spoken languages in the world.

User avatar #166976 to #166972 - lulzformalaysiaair (12/15/2014) [-]
>seem fun

Pick a European language you race traitor. Like German, now that is an amazing language.
User avatar #166987 to #166976 - nigalthornberry (12/16/2014) [-]
At least it's not Ebonics
User avatar #166977 to #166976 - badsamaritan ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
I already know german, not fluent tho
User avatar #166978 to #166977 - lulzformalaysiaair (12/15/2014) [-]
Then learn another European language like Italian, or Dutch or Norwegian...ect
#167062 to #166978 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
I told you to stop giving advice....
User avatar #166979 to #166978 - badsamaritan ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
Idk man why do you care, Im more likely to have a business meeting in Japan than those two countries.
User avatar #167050 to #166979 - ferrettamer ONLINE (12/16/2014) [-]
I already tried to explain to him why I want to learn it, but he doesn't seem to get the fact that there is more to a language then anime
User avatar #167051 to #167050 - badsamaritan ONLINE (12/16/2014) [-]
Yeah like Katanas and stuff. I love learning about other cultures my favorite is pre-1900 germany
#166936 to #166916 - confusedasian (12/15/2014) [-]
Why Japanese? In my opinion, it's one of the most boring Asian languages. I'd learn Mandarin or Cantonese. Just my opinion though, I don't really care.   
   
If you can't find anything free, good. Don't mean to be an asshole, but you won't learn an entire language off something free. Learning comes with a price. If you want free use google translate.   
   
Buy some books to help you learn any language you want, or you should get a tutor which is better. If you can't, that's not a problem, but you can still buy books through internet or bookstore.    
   
Now first and foremost, that bullshit romanji. NEVER EVER USE IT. That's a crutch for retards. Please, it's pretty annoying when I see people use it for reading. Not everything will be in Romanji. Learn the language and you'll be better off in the long run.   
   
But enough of me bitching and telling you to stay away from romanji. Start with hiragana. You can theoretically do/say anything you want with just that. Theoretically. After that, learn katakana. These two are the easiest and it's how the school works. You learn hiragana first and then katakana. After that, prepare for kanji as that takes fucking forever. You need to know like 1200 or 1300 of these to be considered fully fluent in the language.   
   
Hiragana is traditional Japanese words for stuff. Katakana is Japanese words of  foreign stuff. Kanji is, well an emperor/ruler whatever you want to call it brought back some Chinese people to Japan and wanted to do something with the language. In other words, Chinese words that are used in Japan. However, just because you know kanji doesn't mean you know Mandarin/Cantonese. And vice versa. Just note that.   
   
Also, handwriting is !! IMPORTANT!!   
   
Good luck, and remember my name should you need to bother me with a "How do I say this/ How do I say this in that context/ Can you help me understand/ Ur a fggt".
Why Japanese? In my opinion, it's one of the most boring Asian languages. I'd learn Mandarin or Cantonese. Just my opinion though, I don't really care.

If you can't find anything free, good. Don't mean to be an asshole, but you won't learn an entire language off something free. Learning comes with a price. If you want free use google translate.

Buy some books to help you learn any language you want, or you should get a tutor which is better. If you can't, that's not a problem, but you can still buy books through internet or bookstore.

Now first and foremost, that bullshit romanji. NEVER EVER USE IT. That's a crutch for retards. Please, it's pretty annoying when I see people use it for reading. Not everything will be in Romanji. Learn the language and you'll be better off in the long run.

But enough of me bitching and telling you to stay away from romanji. Start with hiragana. You can theoretically do/say anything you want with just that. Theoretically. After that, learn katakana. These two are the easiest and it's how the school works. You learn hiragana first and then katakana. After that, prepare for kanji as that takes fucking forever. You need to know like 1200 or 1300 of these to be considered fully fluent in the language.

Hiragana is traditional Japanese words for stuff. Katakana is Japanese words of foreign stuff. Kanji is, well an emperor/ruler whatever you want to call it brought back some Chinese people to Japan and wanted to do something with the language. In other words, Chinese words that are used in Japan. However, just because you know kanji doesn't mean you know Mandarin/Cantonese. And vice versa. Just note that.

Also, handwriting is !! IMPORTANT!!

Good luck, and remember my name should you need to bother me with a "How do I say this/ How do I say this in that context/ Can you help me understand/ Ur a fggt".
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