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User avatar #171286 - ScottP (01/17/2015) [-]
So my ex just sent me a friend request on facebook. It's been over a year since she broke up with me.
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User avatar #171345 to #171307 - ScottP (01/18/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure that I don't need to see anything about her anymore. I don't need to "make up" for anything.
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User avatar #171305 to #171286 - lickinghobos (01/18/2015) [-]
A few months ago, my ex who dumped me on Facebook, randomly poked me on there. I wanted to hit him.
User avatar #171343 to #171305 - enjoigiggity (01/18/2015) [-]
I'm seriously surprised you didn't
User avatar #171361 to #171343 - lickinghobos (01/18/2015) [-]
And the weird thing was, I messaged him asking him why and he said he didn't want to hold a grudge anymore... I was like are you serious? He's the one who dumped me ON Facebook and never gave me a reason as to why he did it. He dumped me back in 2011 and we didn't talk up until a few months ago. He still has no clue how much of an effect he had on me for 7 months. 7 months of straight depression after the break up.
User avatar #171368 to #171361 - enjoigiggity (01/18/2015) [-]
People who break up with someone online or via text are just one of the worst types of people. And I just don't understand what reason he has to be holding any sort of grudge. He sounds like a right prick if I'm honest. I hope for your sake that all of that is behind you now and you're a-ok
User avatar #171371 to #171368 - lickinghobos (01/18/2015) [-]
For the longest time, I wanted closure. I eventually said fuck it and moved on. It's all behind me and I'm glad it is.
User avatar #171376 to #171371 - enjoigiggity (01/18/2015) [-]
Glad to hear that!
User avatar #171290 to #171286 - enjoigiggity (01/18/2015) [-]
Are you debating whether or not to accept her?
User avatar #171291 to #171290 - ScottP (01/18/2015) [-]
Nah. I already deleted it.
User avatar #171292 to #171291 - enjoigiggity (01/18/2015) [-]
Good man. My ex done the same a while back along with her best friend. Just quitely laughed to myself and deleted them
#171363 to #171292 - John Cena (01/18/2015) [-]
did*
#171287 to #171286 - John Cena (01/18/2015) [-]
that's neat, but why the fuck do you still have a facebook?
User avatar #171288 to #171287 - ScottP (01/18/2015) [-]
Because it helps me stay connected to older friends from elementary school as well as my high-school friends. I mean we're all in different cities now and it's nice to stay in touch from time to time.
User avatar #171277 - thefunnyside (01/17/2015) [-]
Hey guys, I'm an amateur writer. I was wondering if you could tell me some websites on where I could submit my writing and get feedback for it? I don't need anything to serious, I am only 15, but I'd love to get some constructive criticism on it so I can further improve. Thanks!
User avatar #171327 to #171277 - dasistwunderbar (01/18/2015) [-]
Hey man, first off, if you do end up submitting any work, send us a link, I for one would love to see this stuff. For criticism, try r/writing and r/destructivereaders, both active and honest communities that are incredibly noob friendly. Happy writing!
User avatar #171331 to #171327 - thefunnyside (01/18/2015) [-]
Thanks man! I guess I'll have to get used to using reddit, since I haven't been on it much. And if you'd like to read anything I've written, here's a link: docs.google.com/document/d/1FsLfjYZFoygD3MbWyS-K7JDSS4Wkv1wZhrjToRE2LpY/edit?usp=sharing
I had to write a story for a "program" of sorts (I won't go into detail on it, but I got accepted), with the title "I've been chosen to go back in time". It had to be 800 words long, so sorry if it seems a bit rushed. I'd love some feedback if you don't mind. Thanks again!
User avatar #171334 to #171331 - dasistwunderbar (01/18/2015) [-]
So first off, for a 15 year old, this is pretty polished. I pointed out a couple trivial errors, but overall, it was pretty slick. I don't know if this was your first draft or what, but it was much more fluid than a lot of stuff I see. Saying that though, this piece did have some issues.

I appreciate you wanted to preserve some mystery about the main character(s), but the lack of all detail means I have a little trouble connecting with her. Without any context as to her crime or even her persona, it's a tad difficult to care about her troubles.

Your main trouble is that this seems like an 'end'. There is no introduction and little exposition, which would be your beginning, and no real goings on to make the story exciting or compelling, which would be your middle. The conclusion of a narrative we haven't seen the start of is really hard to connect to.

I know the constraints of a word count all too well, but you've really hamstrung yourself by focusing on your character's inner monologue rather than the external events. This more than anything makes your story seem slow paced with very little actually happening.

That all said, this piece shows real promise. You clearly understand your characters and their motives, and the piece was emotional, although again lacking in depth. You've demonstrated well an understanding of 'show don't tell'. The stuff I've criticised is stuff that can only really be understood by practice, and from the potential I see here, practice till your fingers bleed. I'm certain you'll become an incredible writer, and if you do end up posting to those sites, make sure to drop me a link!
#171335 to #171334 - thefunnyside (01/18/2015) [-]
Thank you so much for your feedback. I agree with what you said, especially about the ending. I suppose that at one point I'll be continuing this story, but I'd like to wait until I improve my writing a bit more. Once again, thank you for your help!
Thank you so much for your feedback. I agree with what you said, especially about the ending. I suppose that at one point I'll be continuing this story, but I'd like to wait until I improve my writing a bit more. Once again, thank you for your help!
User avatar #171336 to #171335 - dasistwunderbar (01/18/2015) [-]
It was a pleasure to read. Remember, criticism is important, but you're the writer and what you say goes. And speaking from experience, try to keep the age thing on the downlow. Most self-respecting critics won't even read something by anyone under 18. It's puffed up self-importance, but all the same, it's just easier to get by as a 45 year old man.
User avatar #171337 to #171336 - thefunnyside (01/18/2015) [-]
Alright, thanks for that! I know I'm still young and have lots of space to improve, so I'll make sure to work a lot more!
And a question, if I may. Could you recommend any well-written books? I mean, some books that have a good writing style? I'm reading Norwegian Wood right now, and I'll be jumping on to the Great Gatsby afterwards (I'm not from an English-speaking country, so we don't have to read it in high school. Still, I hear it's an awesome classic). Any genre would be fine. Thanks!
User avatar #171348 to #171337 - dasistwunderbar (01/18/2015) [-]
Here's a couple books I read that I feel taught me something as a writer. They're all well written, if not incredible.

The Hobbit
The Shining
Fight Club
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Carry On, Jeeves
A Short History of Nearly Everything
Catch-22
The Specialty of the House (short story)
The End of Mr. Y (hated this book, but it was an excellent example of subjective narration)
The Rehearsal
The Graduate
User avatar #171350 to #171348 - thefunnyside (01/18/2015) [-]
Awesome, thank you! I remember my dad reading the hobbit to me when I was about 8. I need to pick it up again. As for the others, I'll make sure to read them.
User avatar #171275 - skelearmor (01/17/2015) [-]
does anyone know a website i can watch american tv shows for free on? shows like breaking bad
#171274 - John Cena (01/17/2015) [-]
So, I almost had sex with my gf (we're both 19). We both layed on my bed and I took her top and bra off but when I got downtown she didnt let me unbutton her pants saying that since it would be her first time it would make a mess and stuff. I was understanding and told her its ok and that I can wait till she is ready. My question is, should I try approaching her again that way or would she understand that she needs to approach me since she declined the 1st time? Also, why did she stop there when I already took her top and bra off? Any advice aside from dehumanizer[spoiler] except if he posts serious advice [/spoiler] is highly appreciated, thanks in advance
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User avatar #171281 to #171274 - advicedude (01/17/2015) [-]
shit you're thinking too much. Just make love in any way you can that isn't uncomfortable and when the time comes, she'll let you know.
#171279 to #171274 - John Cena (01/17/2015) [-]
if you really liked her you'd marry her first.
User avatar #171319 to #171279 - cshp (01/18/2015) [-]
kek'd
User avatar #171278 to #171274 - skelearmor (01/17/2015) [-]
try telling her she needs to approach you if she is ready until then dont approach her about it or you might see yourself waiting a longer time
User avatar #171271 - jaytothadee (01/17/2015) [-]
wouldnt know where else to put this but wouldnt right now be the best time to invest stocks into the oil market because of obama allowing fracking
User avatar #171296 to #171271 - durkadurka (01/18/2015) [-]
As far as I understand what's happening is that supply has increased while demand has dropped, largely thanks to fracking. This is bad for OPEC countries. They could slow their own production down to keep prices up, but they'd lose market share. So they're instead keeping up production in the hopes that it will drive prices low enough to make fracking unprofitable. If that happens then fracking stops, production decreases and prices rise again.

So I imagine that this is what's going to happen. Oil prices will probably keep falling for a while but are then going to go back up. The trick would be to find where this bottom is and buy then.
User avatar #171289 to #171271 - nigerianprince (01/18/2015) [-]
TBH i dont think oil is done dropping yet so i wouldn't atm, its too much of a gamble at this point
User avatar #171267 - nigalthornberry (01/17/2015) [-]
Can someone teach me how to make WebM's?
User avatar #171266 - stegosaurusrah (01/17/2015) [-]
what disney/pixar movie should i watch?
User avatar #171269 to #171266 - stegosaurusrah (01/17/2015) [-]
by that i mean disney movies AND pixar movies, not just the ones they made together
User avatar #171270 to #171268 - stegosaurusrah (01/17/2015) [-]
noooooo seen it too many times. pick another!
#171243 - sideism ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
does anyone have the source for the song in this?
does anyone have the source for the song in this?
User avatar #171248 to #171243 - tikitaco (01/17/2015) [-]
Here's the source song in a lyric video. Funky town Lyrics
User avatar #171245 to #171243 - sugoi (01/17/2015) [-]
Funky town.
User avatar #171222 - georgesmoustache (01/17/2015) [-]
hard lump on left testicle, slightly smaller than a pea. Am I going to die?
User avatar #171283 to #171222 - advicedude (01/17/2015) [-]
Everyone dies, so yes.
User avatar #171285 to #171283 - georgesmoustache (01/17/2015) [-]
am I going to die of bollock cancer
User avatar #171293 to #171285 - advicedude (01/18/2015) [-]
I had the same scare but then I figured its just the little lump that connects the tubes to the testies and haven't thought about it since. it's been 3 years since then and I'm not dead
User avatar #171295 to #171293 - georgesmoustache (01/18/2015) [-]
but I cant feel it on the otherside
User avatar #171257 to #171222 - serhiy (01/17/2015) [-]
I would get it checked out anyway, testis cancer is one of the fastest spreading cancers known, if you wait on it even for a few months you might have some serious problems
#171258 to #171257 - fastest (01/17/2015) [-]
I can agree
User avatar #171265 to #171258 - nigalthornberry (01/17/2015) [-]
Same, even if it isn't cancer a regular checkup is always good
User avatar #171249 to #171222 - loveyameanish (01/17/2015) [-]
There are benign lumps too, not every ball lump will kill you. Google "hydrocele", "varicocele" and "epididymal cysts" and see do they sound familiar. These are all common and don't cause many symptoms other than the lump itself and maybe some mild heaviness, swelling and MAYBE pain if it's in an awkward place.

If it was malignant it'd probably be accompanied by other symptoms like pain, fluid retention in your nutsack, an ache in your lower stomach or groin, and sore boy boobs.

Hope u dnt die lol xo
User avatar #171260 to #171249 - georgesmoustache (01/17/2015) [-]
Thanks, I hope you don't die too
User avatar #171226 to #171222 - sugoi (01/17/2015) [-]
Have you had sex
If no then stop masturbating for a while and wash that area a bit, might be a pimple.
If yes go see a doctor.
If no but still worried, go see a doctor.
User avatar #171227 to #171226 - georgesmoustache (01/17/2015) [-]
its like not attached to the skin
User avatar #171228 to #171227 - sugoi (01/17/2015) [-]
So inside your balls?
Probably should check with a doc then.

I just want to remind you everyone here is just a faggot on a computer and not at all trained medical professionals.
User avatar #171229 to #171228 - georgesmoustache (01/17/2015) [-]
people have dealt with these things though, its not actually in the nut, between the skin and testi
User avatar #171230 to #171229 - sugoi (01/17/2015) [-]
Yeah people have dealt with these things but you haven't answered the "have you had sex" question yet so for all I know you have aids or some other STD and need treatment right away before your immune system shuts down.

User avatar #171231 to #171230 - georgesmoustache (01/17/2015) [-]
got checked after the last time I had sex so no
#171238 to #171231 - John Cena (01/17/2015) [-]
they don't check for everything in those tests. just the common std's and sti's.
#171214 - John Cena (01/17/2015) [-]
QUICK I need a subject for some shitty 1-2 minute video that proves that I didn't sleep during video editing classes!

Basically I have to take a vid, add some audio commenting crap related to the vid but not in the original one of course , and some cheap background music.

Just need a quick and easy idea since the whole thing mustn't be in english.
User avatar #171218 to #171214 - tikitaco (01/17/2015) [-]
Kiddo, calm down. Do something about how sleeping improves brain function or something.
#171215 to #171214 - John Cena (01/17/2015) [-]
oh for fucks-
#171216 to #171215 - John Cena (01/17/2015) [-]

"Advice - love advice, dating advice,..."
#171202 - gmanofwonder (01/16/2015) [-]
>Be me 15    
>Virgin    
>Decide I don't wanna be a virgin anymore. (Understand I was a complete asshole at the time. So to deal with this, I decide to go after the girl who is known for being bipolar because I wanted a girl who was crazy to take my virginity.    
>Turns out she was a Wickin too. Really into anything really. She's 16 at the time and although she was crazy, she had the fucking hottest body in the school. Holy fucking shit.    
>Speed ahead 2 months, for the past 6 weeks I would sneak into her house while her parents were at work, then while they were coming in the door I'd jump out her window. What's even cooler is that they were military w/ a spotlight so I really was pretty happy about being ninja. Truth is I was just lucky.    
>One night, her little brother is going to bed. She told me she wanted to wait until she was married to have sex. Start grinding with her like usual. She's into me grunting and shit so I do that. Scratch her back, all that shit. Start accidentally breaking blood in her back.    
>"Fuck this, Anon. We're going upstairs."    
>She takes me by the hand and we go up into her room.    
I know so far it sounds like a fucking win, but just you wait.
>Be me 15
>Virgin
>Decide I don't wanna be a virgin anymore. (Understand I was a complete asshole at the time. So to deal with this, I decide to go after the girl who is known for being bipolar because I wanted a girl who was crazy to take my virginity.
>Turns out she was a Wickin too. Really into anything really. She's 16 at the time and although she was crazy, she had the fucking hottest body in the school. Holy fucking shit.
>Speed ahead 2 months, for the past 6 weeks I would sneak into her house while her parents were at work, then while they were coming in the door I'd jump out her window. What's even cooler is that they were military w/ a spotlight so I really was pretty happy about being ninja. Truth is I was just lucky.
>One night, her little brother is going to bed. She told me she wanted to wait until she was married to have sex. Start grinding with her like usual. She's into me grunting and shit so I do that. Scratch her back, all that shit. Start accidentally breaking blood in her back.
>"Fuck this, Anon. We're going upstairs."
>She takes me by the hand and we go up into her room.
I know so far it sounds like a fucking win, but just you wait.
#171203 to #171202 - gmanofwonder (01/16/2015) [-]
cont.
>We're in her room. It's all dark and shit and she takes off her clothes. I put my hand down and suddenly.
>I feel more hair than Indiana Jones has felt Weeds in the congo.
>I feel more hair than a black afro cosplay night.
>You think I give up then, but no.
>Actually attempt to go down on her, my dick already fucking died after feeling the hair. One lick and I felt like I was licking heated shit. She must've just never showered in her goddamn life.
>Smoothabort.jpeg
>Fingerbang for 5 min.
>We go back down stairs. "It's okay, Anon. We're not ready yet."
I broke up with her about a week later after she bawled her eyes out at my new years party. I really wanted to say something about what happened, but in all honesty I felt she knew too. She got me Invader Zim headphones and she was somewhat cool, except that she was borderline crazy and I dated her to lose my virginity. Yes I'm aware that 15 year old me was a complete and utter asshole.
User avatar #171321 to #171203 - cshp (01/18/2015) [-]
Stank pussy the realest deal breaker in the world.
User avatar #171263 to #171203 - makotoitou (01/17/2015) [-]
just fake it bruh
#171223 to #171203 - ilikethisusername (01/17/2015) [-]
somewhat similar story.   
   
>be me 14   
>virgin   
>girlfriend "cheated" on me by sexting some guy   
>fast forward 6 months later   
>my birthday passed and she wants to give me a present   
>tells me its bigger than what she did with that guy   
>meh okay.   
>meet her at a park in the dark, no body is around   
>she let me suck her titties   
>coolio   
>she tells me she wants more   
>i put my finger in her short shorts and finger bang her   
>i rip open the short shorts as if they were the doors to valhala waiting to be opened and my fucking god the hair on that pussy   
>that pussy looked like a fucking cave that's never been entered or touched   
>that pussy has so much fucking hair it's got its own ecosystem   
>nope.jpg   
>give the pussy a light kiss, tell her i have to be home in 5 mins   
>she and i say bye and we leave   
>mfw i kissed a pussy goodbye
somewhat similar story.

>be me 14
>virgin
>girlfriend "cheated" on me by sexting some guy
>fast forward 6 months later
>my birthday passed and she wants to give me a present
>tells me its bigger than what she did with that guy
>meh okay.
>meet her at a park in the dark, no body is around
>she let me suck her titties
>coolio
>she tells me she wants more
>i put my finger in her short shorts and finger bang her
>i rip open the short shorts as if they were the doors to valhala waiting to be opened and my fucking god the hair on that pussy
>that pussy looked like a fucking cave that's never been entered or touched
>that pussy has so much fucking hair it's got its own ecosystem
>nope.jpg
>give the pussy a light kiss, tell her i have to be home in 5 mins
>she and i say bye and we leave
>mfw i kissed a pussy goodbye
User avatar #171276 to #171223 - jaytothadee (01/17/2015) [-]
Be me 13
>going to movie theatre with white trashish chick
dont care hear she gives great handies and bjs
>Sit down in the theatre
>Halfway in the movie sex scene
>She reaches over and unzips my pants
>Gives greatest handie of my life
>she sits on top of me and takes her shorts off
top of the theatre barely anybody was in here
>She takes off her panties
>hairriest vagina ever and plus it stank
>she starts giving me a lap dance
>my dick is limp at this point
>people at the bottom of the movie theatre start murrmuring it smells like rotten fish
>Oh fuck my fucking classmates are at the bottom of the theatre
>they look up and see me
>oh shit oh shit.jpg
>They see white trash girl on top of me and put two and two together
live next of 7th grade known as fish market or fishbrains
User avatar #171224 to #171223 - gmanofwonder (01/17/2015) [-]
Right? Isn't that the fucking worst? Shit, bitches need to learn hygiene.

My girl's name was Karrie.
User avatar #171236 to #171224 - notred ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
They are like, 14. Obviously they wont shave.
User avatar #171264 to #171236 - gmanofwonder (01/17/2015) [-]
Yeah and my girl was 16 at the time.
User avatar #171239 to #171236 - ilikethisusername (01/17/2015) [-]
she turned 15 3 months before me. but yeah....i see your point.
User avatar #171201 - gmanofwonder (01/16/2015) [-]
So I made a post awhile back about my feels and how I'd be willing to help people out on Funnyjunk.

This is going to sound so stupid, but just you'll have to take my word on this. I met someone through it that asked for my help who might honestly be one of the greatest people I've ever met.

I'm not in love with her, but i love her, you know? Like I love my mom and everything. She's having some really hard times with a few of her friends who might be dying. One from a disease, other from suicide; I mean, stuff I went through but she lost someone close to her before and she's asking me how she's supposed to handle it. How she's supposed to handle that possibility; or rather, I'm trying to make her ready for what might be a very real situation for her because I don't want to lose her too. How do I help her? What are some strategies, ideals, anything you can come up with that might be useful to help her cope and understand about death?
User avatar #171208 to #171201 - tikitaco (01/16/2015) [-]
You're asking advice for a girl you met on funnyjunk on funnyjunk.... okay. I can understand how losing a loved one can be hard, and things aren't going to be "okay" right away. In these kinds of situations it takes time to heal these things. It's like if you know you're going to fall/jump off a building (hitting the ground being the climax of the situation, this is a metaphor) You have to prepare for those kinds of situations, you know, bring a pillow or something. Just make sure she's surrounded by a lot of friends, especially yourself. Just be there when it happens and it should all work out for the best.
User avatar #171209 to #171208 - gmanofwonder (01/16/2015) [-]
Well she doesn't go on here anymore, been busy af unlike me who's a little shit who plays games all day.
User avatar #171210 to #171209 - tikitaco (01/17/2015) [-]
playing games is still a busy practice
User avatar #171197 - whitelapras (01/16/2015) [-]
how do i link other comments back to mine.

it looks something like
>>#171190
User avatar #171328 to #171197 - dasistwunderbar (01/18/2015) [-]
>>#171197, You click the comment number you want to link to and it inserts it into your comment.
User avatar #171212 to #171197 - yourinvisiblegf ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
>>#171190

forget the #
User avatar #171219 to #171212 - tikitaco (01/17/2015) [-]
I asked a mod and he told me to put the actual link in my comment
User avatar #171213 to #171212 - mondamini (01/17/2015) [-]
ty for the notification
User avatar #171189 - ishallsmiteyou (01/16/2015) [-]
I feel perpetually lonely 9/10 times. I can be in a room full of people, and unless someone starts talking to me I still feel lonely. The empty kind of lonely, that gives you that shitty feeling in your chest. wat do?
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User avatar #171272 to #171189 - ruggerpugger (01/17/2015) [-]
Same with me man
User avatar #171250 to #171189 - advicedude (01/17/2015) [-]
Its ok. All you really need is one person to be happy.
User avatar #171196 to #171189 - tikitaco (01/16/2015) [-]
I think you should really take some time and try to find out how to be more comfortable just being by yourself. Man, screw the advice about getting a girlfriend, are you the kind of person who has a lot of free time? If you are, try and occupy yourself with a job, hobbies, sports, lifting, and anything else you can think of so you won't have time to think about that kind of shit.
User avatar #171194 to #171189 - gmanofwonder (01/16/2015) [-]
I wanna help but I assume this loneliness is caused by a lack of desire/skill to talk to people? Could you be more specific what's putting you in this lonely spot?
User avatar #171211 to #171194 - ishallsmiteyou (01/17/2015) [-]
Not really sure, it's a variety of things. Most prevalent it's probably having to be so isolated all the time, living in the middle of buttfuck nowhere in the land of crazy old people coupled with most of the people I know wanting nothing to do with me because reasons. I really can't figure out why, and neither can my friends. It seems that people just take one look at me and say "fuck that guy".
User avatar #171217 to #171211 - gmanofwonder (01/17/2015) [-]
Well when it comes to mass rejection, the strong possibilities consist of abuse of one's sense (ex. appalling smells, looks, or behavior.) The loneliness factor may also give off a vibe too.

The best bet, without more information would be for you to find a new place to live with more diverse social norms, that way you are growing your personality and self around things which can help you socially later on, plus it will help people get along with you more when you live around the same area as them.
User avatar #171237 to #171217 - ishallsmiteyou (01/17/2015) [-]
I'm not the worst looking guy, I take care of my hygiene, and I do a good job of hiding the loneliness. And as for moving, I'm completely broke.
User avatar #171178 - naitsabesh ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
Hey guys. So i've just started getting into the tea thing, so far i've tried strawberry/kiwi, which was good af, pepermint which was alright but was missing a bit of flavor in my opinion and am currently brewing some green tea.
Now my question is if you guys have any reccomendations? i'm probably going to go to the tea shop tomorrow to get some more strawberry kiwi tea.

Also: it says 2 teaspoons and 3 minutes on my tea, but i'm brewing in a .4 L cup so how should it translate in amount? and does the time change then?
User avatar #171251 to #171178 - advicedude (01/17/2015) [-]
vanilla carmel and sleepytime. Also sometimes just a good warm glass of water with a tablespoon of honey is tasty.
User avatar #171259 to #171251 - naitsabesh ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
ok thanks.
User avatar #171204 to #171178 - gmanofwonder (01/16/2015) [-]
Chai tea.. never can go wrong with Chai tea.

And putting a small amount of almond milk (Like the amount for a small coffee) doesn't ever hurt it either.
User avatar #171205 to #171204 - naitsabesh ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
What does chai tea taste like?
User avatar #171206 to #171205 - gmanofwonder (01/16/2015) [-]
It's hard for me to describe because I can't get any until I get out of work at midnight. I can't really say for sure as of this moment but I will get back to you when I get home.

Though for now, I can tell you it's the most buddhist/monk type of tea out there. It's relaxing... the reason I say you can never go wrong is that it's one of the best out there.
User avatar #171207 to #171206 - naitsabesh ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
Okay, thanks dude.
User avatar #171261 to #171207 - fukkenbisharp (01/17/2015) [-]
Kind of like a cinnamon pumpkin
User avatar #171273 to #171261 - naitsabesh ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
Never had pumpkin in my life...
User avatar #171180 to #171178 - sineztro (01/16/2015) [-]
Cinnamon!
User avatar #171182 to #171180 - naitsabesh ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
Just cinnamon or cinnamon/apple?
User avatar #171198 to #171182 - tikitaco (01/16/2015) [-]
Why not both?
#171174 - John Cena (01/16/2015) [-]
I think im currently in the first relationship of my life at 22, i dont want to fuck it up, but i dont know what the pace should be. How early is too early for sexting stuff?
Started like after a week of non stop flirty talking.
User avatar #171252 to #171174 - advicedude (01/17/2015) [-]
Just make sure you both are equally comfortable. that's all.
User avatar #171183 to #171174 - awesomerninjathing (01/16/2015) [-]
I'd say wait for her to send you something provocative
#171186 to #171183 - John Cena (01/16/2015) [-]
We both sorta started, both equally been acting flirty, then it sorta naturally happens outta nowhere.
#171187 to #171186 - awesomerninjathing (01/16/2015) [-]
imo don't do dickpics and shit like that

take pics where you flex your collar bone and show off your jaw (like my example)

or show off your V line if possible, bonus points if you show off a bit of bulge

basically teasing pics, but no full-on nudity
User avatar #171192 to #171187 - teoberry (01/16/2015) [-]
ohhhhh baby
User avatar #171193 to #171192 - awesomerninjathing (01/16/2015) [-]
just for u matteokun~
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User avatar #171164 - bonerjam (01/16/2015) [-]
whats a good site that let you see dictionary words use in sentences or examples?
thank you.
User avatar #171199 to #171164 - tikitaco (01/16/2015) [-]
www.yourdictionary.com/ Here you go, enjoy!
User avatar #171152 - harbingerwolf (01/16/2015) [-]
For a couple of gaming/nataure nerds, how does a trip to the arcade, then a nature/park walk followed by a meal sound for a first date?
User avatar #171168 to #171152 - WrightVGC (01/16/2015) [-]
Sounds good.
User avatar #171166 to #171152 - hirollin (01/16/2015) [-]
nature parks are the shit, bitches love nature.
User avatar #171163 to #171152 - sineztro (01/16/2015) [-]
Yes but maybe mall after arcade
#171150 - dehumanizer (01/16/2015) [-]
I WANT A REASONABLE ARGUMENT WHY I SHOULDNT KILL MYSELF KNOWING I CAN NEVER EVER HAVE A GF THIS QT. CONVINCE ME NOT TO KILL MYSELF.    
   
 P.S. YOU CANT!!!
I WANT A REASONABLE ARGUMENT WHY I SHOULDNT KILL MYSELF KNOWING I CAN NEVER EVER HAVE A GF THIS QT. CONVINCE ME NOT TO KILL MYSELF.

P.S. YOU CANT!!!
User avatar #172312 to #171150 - tikitaco (01/24/2015) [-]
I can't reply to the thread we had going. You have to dig through dirt before you find the diamond, how can you be sad about not finding a diamond when you haven't even started digging yet?
#172362 to #172312 - dehumanizer (01/25/2015) [-]
I had oneitis for this one girl back in the summer of 2013, she rejected me, i took it bad,developed alchoholism. And I dreamed about her last night, feel bad atm.

Then later in the spring of 2014 i got a crush on this girl from uni, failed with her too. Now she's dating this other guy from my student group and i have to see them beeing together every day, it makes me feel like the angry video game cuck.
User avatar #172387 to #172362 - tikitaco (01/25/2015) [-]
I know how you feel dude, but like in my metaphor you're going to find some shit under the dirt, but that diamond is there don't you worry. Just keep digging, keep trying to find her and she'll appear to you
#172401 to #172387 - dehumanizer (01/25/2015) [-]
Idk I didnt take the oneitis good at all, it gave me major depression i coped with through alcholism and drinking daily for a few months. When i got kinda sober and got a crush on the seccond girl i kinda relapsed into alcoholism again for a few weeks but this time i rather felt extreme rage and hatered, i would litteraly just throw shit like chairs or jars at the wall or stab my door with a knife penetrating it several times. Man I dont take these too well, and it was just from simple rejection. Imagine what would happen if I actualy get in a relationship and get cheated on? Probly gonna kill someone!

In reality the loneliness is the best alternative.
User avatar #172412 to #172401 - tikitaco (01/25/2015) [-]
Have you tried anger management or went to someone to deal with these feelings?
#172432 to #172412 - dehumanizer (01/25/2015) [-]
No.

But I belive its tied to the rejectoin. I feel extremely bad that there is nothing i could have done about those girls to like me, making me feel like a worthless loser, It's the same feeling that made Elliot Rodger kill all those people except Im not nearly as pshychotic as he was.
User avatar #172496 to #172432 - tikitaco (01/26/2015) [-]
Hey man, I understand what you've been through as I've been through the same situations myself. Don't you fret, I swear it might not mean much coming from me, but there will be girls that will be into you, but you have to get out there somehow in order to find them
#172501 to #172496 - dehumanizer (01/26/2015) [-]
Perhaps, maybe, i dont see it though, its just that my confidence i so low i dont belive that any of this (relationship or not) is good in general.

>get out there

not my thing, I dont feel worthy anyways
User avatar #172527 to #172501 - tikitaco (01/26/2015) [-]
They're not worthy enough for you, kiddo! I think you can do it, you just need someone to guide you and boost your confidence. You could meet some guy friends and meet girls through them!
#172600 to #172527 - dehumanizer (01/27/2015) [-]
I dont know i think im too mentaly fugged for this.
User avatar #172641 to #172600 - tikitaco (01/27/2015) [-]
Pepe would do it and he's mentally fugged for life! What's holding you back from trying?
#172728 to #172641 - dehumanizer (01/28/2015) [-]
Pepe is capable of doing lots of things.

Too shy, out of contact with reality, anti-social personality, too smart and detirmined in my own stuff, dont know anyone, too insecure, like to stay at home, too spesific tastes, etc
User avatar #171253 to #171150 - advicedude (01/17/2015) [-]
Try graduating highschool first.
#171326 to #171253 - dehumanizer (01/18/2015) [-]
Did that. Still no reason not to kill self.
Did that. Still no reason not to kill self.
User avatar #171220 to #171150 - tikitaco (01/17/2015) [-]
but if you commit suicide how will you play games and eat food
#171241 to #171220 - dehumanizer (01/17/2015) [-]
games are hardly fun these days and the tasty food is unhealthy
games are hardly fun these days and the tasty food is unhealthy
User avatar #171256 to #171241 - picamix (01/17/2015) [-]
food maybe unhealthy but what is the worst that happens? you die? well you where going to commit anyway, therefore why not enjoy yourself first
User avatar #171247 to #171241 - tikitaco (01/17/2015) [-]
You're like a vaccum to fun, man
#171329 to #171247 - dehumanizer (01/18/2015) [-]
How can i not be, knowing I will never get to hug pic related.
User avatar #171360 to #171329 - tikitaco (01/18/2015) [-]
Not with that attitude you won't
#171365 to #171360 - dehumanizer (01/18/2015) [-]
then what is there to do inorder to achive it?
User avatar #171391 to #171365 - tikitaco (01/18/2015) [-]
Have you tried going outside?
#171473 to #171391 - dehumanizer (01/19/2015) [-]
Yes but i do not encounter any apropriate females on my way to the gym or back from it.
User avatar #171592 to #171473 - tikitaco (01/19/2015) [-]
Try switching the times you go to the gym. Like if you go early morning, go in the afternoon or something.
#171657 to #171592 - dehumanizer (01/20/2015) [-]
Doesent really help it becasue gym culture is pritty non existant in my town. The only gym in my town is basicly this guy's private garage he filled up with excersie equipment. There are like 20 fitness goers in town total. I doubt there are any girls and there have never been 3 people at the gym at the same time to my knowlage. Also its in a yokle side of town.
User avatar #172078 to #171657 - tikitaco (01/22/2015) [-]
Have you tried going to a different side of town then in order to meet woman? Head to a bar?
User avatar #172161 to #172118 - tikitaco (01/23/2015) [-]
Well then why not head to bar on the other side of town to a bar in order to meet women?! Make sure to bring friends, and you have none then that's totally cool dude, you can pick up chicks without friends too.
#172167 to #172161 - dehumanizer (01/23/2015) [-]
Im not really the social type, especialy to just go casualy meet people.
User avatar #172169 to #172167 - tikitaco (01/23/2015) [-]
I'm not sure what to tell you then except to try online dating then. I mean, if you really want a girl you have to be able to get out of your comfort zone and do something that you wouldn't normally do you know, go the extra mile.
#172249 to #172169 - dehumanizer (01/24/2015) [-]
And so to Loneliness im doomed...
User avatar #172273 to #172249 - tikitaco (01/24/2015) [-]
I'm not done with this until we solve the problem here.

Do you have a lot of friends in real life? Do they attend a lot of parties?
#172279 to #172273 - dehumanizer (01/24/2015) [-]
A few.

Not really.

Im not the party or social type at all. Even before when i did go to social gatherings like those i would just get trashed on booze and go home.
User avatar #172295 to #172279 - tikitaco (01/24/2015) [-]
Next time you should totally not do that and meet babes?
#172297 to #172295 - dehumanizer (01/24/2015) [-]
But i dont find the appeal in meeting new people. I just want qt 3.14 gf to be loyal to.
User avatar #171191 to #171150 - youngneil ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
You still have to make gains.
Lift is life.
#171242 to #171191 - dehumanizer (01/17/2015) [-]
I dont really think it will help me with my problem.
#171161 to #171150 - John Cena (01/16/2015) [-]
Oh, hey dehumanizer, ya old coot. How's it hanging?
Same as always i'd imagine.

Tell me, why don't you go and buy pussy? It's not that expensive, you could get a quality deal for $100-$200. At least from where i come from.
#171162 to #171161 - dehumanizer (01/16/2015) [-]
because hookers are litteraly the most cuckoldry abuse of men, its litteraly beta max
#171170 to #171162 - John Cena (01/16/2015) [-]
Not a single word that you just said made any sense to me.
#171171 to #171170 - dehumanizer (01/16/2015) [-]
Hookers must litteraly all be killed, Jack the Ripper did nothing wrong. Having sex with a hooker is like getting pimped and cucked. Litteraly get gassed.
#171173 to #171171 - John Cena (01/16/2015) [-]
Care to share your reasoning?
#171176 to #171173 - dehumanizer (01/16/2015) [-]
>they fuck you for your money
>they would litteraly fuck everyone, even pic related
>you have to pay for the sex, yes waste your hard erned money while some hoe gets to make money just because she has a vagina (plenty of ugly and fat hookers)
>litteraly contribute nothing to society
>plenty of diseases
>adultery
>degeneracy
>even if you are a regular customer they will still cuck you with other men
>dumb shits litteraly never achived anything
>evil and manipulative
#171181 to #171176 - John Cena (01/16/2015) [-]
I think you need to grasp the concept of supply and demand. It's not called the world's oldest profession for nothing.
They play their role and satisfy your need physically and to a degree emotionally. They never stay with you, nor will they ever care for anything other than your wallet, but the same can be said of many women who are not of the profession.
You seem to have a very narrow-minded, almost innocent view of human relationships and sexuality. You seem to treat sex as a sacred bond between men and women, and while that can be the case, it's also a base human need which is just as important as the other needs.
They provide a service. That is all. There is no morality outside of what you yourself define as moral and immoral.
You can bang on and on about how much you would want a cute girlfriend to love and care for you, but in the end it all boils down to one thing, and that is sex. Everybody fucks. Prostitutes are a way of cutting the bullshit of courtship.
#171184 to #171181 - dehumanizer (01/16/2015) [-]
*tips fedora*
beta supplier and whore going virgin detected
#171185 to #171184 - John Cena (01/16/2015) [-]
mhm.
Good luck with that whole "find a q.t. girlfriend" dream. I'm sure a man of your age won't have any problem finding one despite his lack of experience.
I've no doubt you'll find a gorgeous girl with a smile that would bring light to the darkest of days, who will love you and caress you and be your friend and companion, because you are owed at least that much after so many years of solitude, right?

Or you'll die without ever knowing the feeling of a woman's soft lips on your own, which is entirely possible and quite likely for a self-loathing virgin who can do nothing but bitch and moan on a website about the fact that he can't find a hole to put his dick in. No one here can help you, and from what i've seen of your posts, you can't help yourself and never will be until you let go of your delusional belief that the only kind of relationship that is worthwhile is a perfect one.

Like i said. Good luck with that. As for me, i'm done with this oneitis "girlfriend" bullshit.
#171158 to #171150 - John Cena (01/16/2015) [-]
OH BOY. HERE WE GO AGAIN!
OH BOY. HERE WE GO AGAIN!
#171159 to #171158 - dehumanizer (01/16/2015) [-]
whats your problem asshole
User avatar #171151 to #171150 - sugoi (01/16/2015) [-]
Who else will I compare myself to in order to feel better about myself?
#171154 to #171151 - dehumanizer (01/16/2015) [-]
So is this what my existance boils down to? "Kids remember to BEE YOURSELF and JUST ASK HER OUT or you'll become just like DEHUMANIZER".

i legit feel like crying
User avatar #171155 to #171154 - sugoi (01/16/2015) [-]
You're like a boogeyman for relationships.
At least you'll always be remembered!
#171156 to #171155 - dehumanizer (01/16/2015) [-]
>relationships

wait are you not a kissless viring?

>you will always be remembered

so will pic related
User avatar #171157 to #171156 - sugoi (01/16/2015) [-]
So you want to be remembered alongside that picture?

Here lies Dehumanizer.
Virgin
Sad frog connoisseur
Part of the Beta Uprising.
#171160 to #171157 - dehumanizer (01/16/2015) [-]
i rly wanna kill myself now
i rly wanna kill myself now
User avatar #171225 to #171160 - sugoi (01/17/2015) [-]
Can I have your stuff?
User avatar #171244 to #171240 - sugoi (01/17/2015) [-]
Oh sweet you play dota 2? can I have your items?
#171246 to #171244 - dehumanizer (01/17/2015) [-]
>implying im going to just give away items with the new item drop system

honestly I'll probably get a gf sooner than I'll get an item drop, seriously fuck volvo
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