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#54530
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benfordham (02/16/2013) [-] Right guys, bit of a problem.
Is there a way that I can hear both my TV sound, and my laptop sound through one pair of headphones? I usually Skype with my friend while playing games and it's impossible to hear both.
My TV is connected to surround sound in my room so whatever sound goes through the TV, be it my Playstation or Sky, it comes out of the surround sound.
Is there a way that I can hear both my TV sound, and my laptop sound through one pair of headphones? I usually Skype with my friend while playing games and it's impossible to hear both.
My TV is connected to surround sound in my room so whatever sound goes through the TV, be it my Playstation or Sky, it comes out of the surround sound.
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mookiez (02/16/2013) [-] I'm not sure if they sell it. But look for an audio jack with 2 inputs and one output. That will do it. Kind of like an (or) gate from minecraft. Or if You're like me and have a badass soldering station and basic electronic skills. You can take 2 audio jacks and connect them for one output. honestly That is the only 2 ways I can think You can do this. I could walk You through if You don't know how.
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benfordham (02/16/2013) [-] Do you mean a splitter? I'm not sure how that would work because everything's set up weird.
Dark grey - TV
Light grey - Surround sound
Black - PS3
Orange - Speakers
Pink - Wire
As you can see, my PS3 and my Sky box (forgot to include), are both connected to the TV. The TV is then connected to the surround sound. I'm not sure where I would put a splitter to connect the laptop and tv to one pair of headphones.
Dark grey - TV
Light grey - Surround sound
Black - PS3
Orange - Speakers
Pink - Wire
As you can see, my PS3 and my Sky box (forgot to include), are both connected to the TV. The TV is then connected to the surround sound. I'm not sure where I would put a splitter to connect the laptop and tv to one pair of headphones.
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mookiez (02/16/2013) [-] HHhmmm. Let Me ponder on this. If I was in person I could do it in a heart beat. Electronics will be My major soon. How many audio inputs/outputs does the surround sound device have? If it has more than one could You connect the laptop to in as well? and go from there. Or back to the splitter. output of the laptop to one input of the splitter. Then the output of the tv into the the splitter. That combines the 2. then if the spitter had to outputs. a 2 input 2 output splitter. You could connect one output to the surround sound and one to the headset. That will keep You from having to unplug the surround sound for the speaker. I think that will work.
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benfordham (02/16/2013) [-] I have a jack to jack going from my TV into the female jack on this adapter thing which is in the back of the surround sound.
#54523
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N. Korean citizen (02/16/2013) [-]
how do you use proxys to thumb more than once?
i'm trying to get some spammer banned.
i'm trying to get some spammer banned.
#54515
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haydn (02/16/2013) [-] Why am I such a dick? Always had drug problems, not massive, but always been a hinge on me. Not done any for a while, last night, go to a house party, pop 3 pills and was fucked. Gurned my tits off like a wanker, made a complete fool of myself and the girl I like saw this and got on to my mate. I was pressured into it, but I was the one who took 3. I'm in bed shaking and have work in 2 and a half hours. Wtf do I do.
#54510
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feelythefeel (02/16/2013) [-] If the world ends due to meteors, anyone want to meet up and science?
#54507
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russianbro (02/16/2013) [-] there are meteorites falling to earth
if everything goes to shit and we manage to survive and rebuild society
what should i do?
if everything goes to shit and we manage to survive and rebuild society
what should i do?
#54595 to #54507
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rokkarokkaali (02/17/2013) [-] Quickly make some videos of how you are amazing. Save them somewhere until everything goes to shit.
Then when you are old, and no one remembers much of the past, show them the videos on a durable video player and rise to glory.
Then when you are old, and no one remembers much of the past, show them the videos on a durable video player and rise to glory.
#54501
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misticalz (02/16/2013) [-] I am so confused, and bored with life.
Let me give you some background information.
>Right after school started, my girlfriend of 9 months broke up with me. I was depressed and even turned to self harm (I'm done that now, I realized how stupid it was.)
>I moved on eventually, and I actually re-connected with some friends. One of these friends was a girl. I started liking her more than a friend. I asked her out early on and she said no. A week or two ago I asked her out again. and she said no.
>The whole last couple of months, she'd been giving me signs of being attracted to me.
But she still said no. A day after I asked her out, she said on Xbox live, "Yeah I don't like you ok?"
>I already fucking knew that. Fuck. Why did you have to tell me again?
>Since then and even before that, I just didn't know what to do or feel. I feel empty. I feel like no one cares about me, at all.
>What the fuck do I do? My only hobby is music, and I feel worthless with that too.
>I'm decent looking, I'd say I'm funny a tiny bit, and even nice at times. But I am so un-confident.
I just don't know anything right now. I don't even know why I'm posting this, I think I just need to vent.
Do you guys have any suggestions on what I should do with my life?
Let me give you some background information.
>Right after school started, my girlfriend of 9 months broke up with me. I was depressed and even turned to self harm (I'm done that now, I realized how stupid it was.)
>I moved on eventually, and I actually re-connected with some friends. One of these friends was a girl. I started liking her more than a friend. I asked her out early on and she said no. A week or two ago I asked her out again. and she said no.
>The whole last couple of months, she'd been giving me signs of being attracted to me.
But she still said no. A day after I asked her out, she said on Xbox live, "Yeah I don't like you ok?"
>I already fucking knew that. Fuck. Why did you have to tell me again?
>Since then and even before that, I just didn't know what to do or feel. I feel empty. I feel like no one cares about me, at all.
>What the fuck do I do? My only hobby is music, and I feel worthless with that too.
>I'm decent looking, I'd say I'm funny a tiny bit, and even nice at times. But I am so un-confident.
I just don't know anything right now. I don't even know why I'm posting this, I think I just need to vent.
Do you guys have any suggestions on what I should do with my life?
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HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/16/2013) [-] If shes not interested, then just move on. Now, I know that sounds dumb because you can't help how you feel. I get it. But If you're really feeling some pain throw it into your hobby. The best contnent ive written was in times where I was being a faggoty real songwriter. Good music is true emotion and it truly makes you feel better about it all.
Try writing/composing about how it all makes you feel and shit that you dont like. You'll feel better. And trust me, If you are really not bad looking and you are even the SLIGHTEST bit funny, add the music thing and youll be unstoppable. Give it a shot and keep your head up. Every ounce of suffering gives you more material to build a better situation.
And keep up the music.
Try writing/composing about how it all makes you feel and shit that you dont like. You'll feel better. And trust me, If you are really not bad looking and you are even the SLIGHTEST bit funny, add the music thing and youll be unstoppable. Give it a shot and keep your head up. Every ounce of suffering gives you more material to build a better situation.
And keep up the music.
#54488
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godofpoptarts (02/16/2013) [-] Does anybody know any good free sites where I can find some one.
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godofpoptarts (02/16/2013) [-] I don't mean a date I mean find a relative, I've been trying to find my father for years on end and every time I find something close I have to pay for it and I don't have the money for it. I need just to find a picture or even a phone number.
#54484
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mandatorycreeper (02/16/2013) [-] I've been reading way too many stories from /x/, it's 12:00 at night where I am, and I'm scared as shit. I don't know how to calm myself down, and now because I'm scared, my hearing has become hypersensitive and I'm hearing a bunch of weird noises. I can't talk myself out of them. Help.
#54472
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catzombie (02/16/2013) [-]
I'm just gonna say this now, but anons shouldnt be allowed to post here.
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catzombie (02/16/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/54448#54448
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/54452#54452
They just troll with made up shit to get attention.
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/54452#54452
They just troll with made up shit to get attention.
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alphajunk (02/16/2013) [-] Those are only 2 anons,and i can just scroll down to see them.
Just cause you saw 2 anons being a little weird/trolls,doesn't mean they all troll.
Some anons are actually serious and not trolling.they often just wanna hide their identity
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/54178#54178
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/54020#54020
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/54224#54224
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/54190#54190
Why am i taking your post serious...
Just cause you saw 2 anons being a little weird/trolls,doesn't mean they all troll.
Some anons are actually serious and not trolling.they often just wanna hide their identity
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/54178#54178
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/54020#54020
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/54224#54224
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/54190#54190
Why am i taking your post serious...
#54467
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nyuORlucy (02/16/2013) [-] need computer advice. my dell inspiron 1545, the screen goes black when i tilt it and sometimes randomly. if i shine a light on it you can slightly see it still running.
#54520 to #54467
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thedudeistheman (02/16/2013) [-] An old family laptop did the same thing. You're going to have to buy a different monitor and hook it up to your laptop.
Also, try asking the games board and see what they recommend. Despite being for games, they know a lot of stuff about computers. They might be able to recommend other things besides what I've already said.
Also, try asking the games board and see what they recommend. Despite being for games, they know a lot of stuff about computers. They might be able to recommend other things besides what I've already said.
#54452
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N. Korean citizen (02/16/2013) [-]
This 13 year old wants to blow me in a bowling alley. If im 17 could I get in trouble
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feelythefeel (02/16/2013) [-] It really depends on where you live, because the age of consent can fluctuate from place to place. I don't know why you would even consider it in the first place though....
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loveyameanish (02/16/2013) [-] Yes. Here in Ireland the legal age of consent is 17, so if you were here and that happened, you'd go to prison. Do not let a 13 year old child anywhere near your genitals.
#54448
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N. Korean citizen (02/16/2013) [-]
When I was a child I used to shoot rodents and birds. I heard torturing small animals was a trademark for psychopaths. Would you consider that a red flag? None of the adults seemed to think it was strange. I also stopped doing it because I eventually felt bad for the animals.
#54444
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niggayoucantread (02/16/2013) [-] ok. advice board, im about to check something off my bucket list.
im about to drop acid. wat do?
im about to drop acid. wat do?
#54434
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harryblazer (02/15/2013) [-] >friend invites us to his town in Georgia for college break
>he's pretty much as down home country as they come
>its alreadya small town, but we are in DEEP Georgia backwoods
>think Winter's Bone back woods
>driving back, we stop at a gas station
>like I said, everyone knows everyone so my friend chats with the clerk
>"which ways you boys and girls headed?"
>my friend:"i think we'll take the back woods'
>clerks face drops, then he starts laughing
>"whats so funny?'
>"dont you know that place is full of junkies and satanists?"
>"pff, thats and old wives tale"
>its now dusk, and we drive slow so we dont get stuck in a ditch(old country dirt road)
>suddenly..EGGS, FUCKING EGGS OUT OF NO WHERE
>friend turns on the windshield wipers and it just spreads so we cant see
>friend gets out, we think its just some douche kids
>I see 5 figures walking out of the woods, and tell my friend
>he fucking jumps back into his car and pulls a godamn hand cannon out from under his seat
>"NOT TODAY MOTHERFUCKERS !" and fires 2 rounds off into the air
>figures scatter and we nope out of there
>friend later tells us that they would have car jacked and either beaten or killed us
>'stuff like that can happen round here"
>all our faces when
anyone have similar stories? general creep stories?
>he's pretty much as down home country as they come
>its alreadya small town, but we are in DEEP Georgia backwoods
>think Winter's Bone back woods
>driving back, we stop at a gas station
>like I said, everyone knows everyone so my friend chats with the clerk
>"which ways you boys and girls headed?"
>my friend:"i think we'll take the back woods'
>clerks face drops, then he starts laughing
>"whats so funny?'
>"dont you know that place is full of junkies and satanists?"
>"pff, thats and old wives tale"
>its now dusk, and we drive slow so we dont get stuck in a ditch(old country dirt road)
>suddenly..EGGS, FUCKING EGGS OUT OF NO WHERE
>friend turns on the windshield wipers and it just spreads so we cant see
>friend gets out, we think its just some douche kids
>I see 5 figures walking out of the woods, and tell my friend
>he fucking jumps back into his car and pulls a godamn hand cannon out from under his seat
>"NOT TODAY MOTHERFUCKERS !" and fires 2 rounds off into the air
>figures scatter and we nope out of there
>friend later tells us that they would have car jacked and either beaten or killed us
>'stuff like that can happen round here"
>all our faces when
anyone have similar stories? general creep stories?
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thedudeistheman (02/16/2013) [-] "And that was when we decided to never go that deep into Georgia again."
>Be a couple of months ago
>Friends over and it's night
>Decide to have Burger King
>Walking over because it's close enough to walk to
>Have to cross through entrance to parking lot to reach the restaurant
>Man appears out of nowhere near some trees and just stands there looking at us
>He leaves after 30 seconds or so. It looks like he turns around and walking away from us
>Go to investigate with friends
>Find a wood fence with no way to climb over it
>Discuss Ghost Man while eating
Don't know how creepy it is, but it's something.
>Be a couple of months ago
>Friends over and it's night
>Decide to have Burger King
>Walking over because it's close enough to walk to
>Have to cross through entrance to parking lot to reach the restaurant
>Man appears out of nowhere near some trees and just stands there looking at us
>He leaves after 30 seconds or so. It looks like he turns around and walking away from us
>Go to investigate with friends
>Find a wood fence with no way to climb over it
>Discuss Ghost Man while eating
Don't know how creepy it is, but it's something.
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alphajunk (02/16/2013) [-]
>Be in mostly empty lecture hall, European History
>Presentation day for Extra-credit project
>Up next, presentation on Czar Nicky
>Girlfriend next to me, she already went, I'm up next
>leans over, whispers things that would commence after classes that would put porn stars to shame.
>grabs crotch under table, become slightly erect
>Ohfuck.jpg
>person before me finishes presentation on Roman influence of English renaissance (a real snoozer)
>about to go up with raging stiffy for 15 minute presentation
>GF slyly reaches and tucks little alphajunk under belt before i get up
>Go up, nobody notices El Stiffo due to proper tuck-job
MFW i sit next to my GF after
>Be in mostly empty lecture hall, European History
>Presentation day for Extra-credit project
>Up next, presentation on Czar Nicky
>Girlfriend next to me, she already went, I'm up next
>leans over, whispers things that would commence after classes that would put porn stars to shame.
>grabs crotch under table, become slightly erect
>Ohfuck.jpg
>person before me finishes presentation on Roman influence of English renaissance (a real snoozer)
>about to go up with raging stiffy for 15 minute presentation
>GF slyly reaches and tucks little alphajunk under belt before i get up
>Go up, nobody notices El Stiffo due to proper tuck-job
MFW i sit next to my GF after
#54433
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N. Korean citizen (02/15/2013) [-]
i want to tell this girl i love her but when i get near her i completeley freeze, i just want some closure on this problem the sooner i do this the sooner i stop posting as anon
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RADDDDs (02/16/2013) [-] if you freeze in front of a girl its because you really like her, or because you're not confident in yourself (aka: afraid of being rejected, but that fear makes girls want to reject you)
go hang out with more people, relax, have fun, don't see every girl as a "possible girl I can date", girls know when you look at them like that
chill
forget everything, have fun, be cool, be nice, be yourself and don't get nervous, don't worry and then hang out with her, talk with her
report back please
cheers!
God bless you!
go hang out with more people, relax, have fun, don't see every girl as a "possible girl I can date", girls know when you look at them like that
chill
forget everything, have fun, be cool, be nice, be yourself and don't get nervous, don't worry and then hang out with her, talk with her
report back please
cheers!
God bless you!
#54432
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danihollywood (02/15/2013) [-] I'm currently attending college and plan to major in Computer animation so i'm planning to buy a computer that can work well with gaming and computer animation programs. I am not very knowledgeable in computers so i was wondering if any of you guys can give me some tips on what i should look for in a computer. thanks
#54419
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mishaestrin (02/15/2013) [-] does anyone have a picture of the no one meme, I typed it into google and couldn't find it
