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#142083 - findaway (07/04/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/Rate+Yourself/funny-pictures/5206569/

Admin posted a thing about rating yourself, and I'm trying to collect all the data to make a bunch of graphs and shit.

Does anyone wanna help? You just collect data from a certain comment number to another and make a chart like this on excel and email it to me. PM me if you wanna help.
#142089 to #142088 - findaway (07/04/2014) [-]
I pm'd you.
#142071 - Womens Study Major (07/04/2014) [-]
I've begun to seriously ask my self what love is.
I'm in a relationship but i don't know what made it
User avatar #142087 to #142071 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (07/04/2014) [-]
What is love?
Anon don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more~

Love is when you can be completely open and honest with someone else.
When they depend on you as much as you depend on them.
An absence of one would make the other incomplete.

Love is subjective, more importantly.
User avatar #142072 to #142071 - awesomerninjathing (07/04/2014) [-]
nigga we made it
#142070 - thewillow (07/04/2014) [-]
Life is pointless, without purpose, meaning, and reason. There is absolutely no reason to live life. Your life will end and you will stop existing. Making up a reason for you to live is like making up a reason why a computer or rock should live. From a physical standpoint, you are no different than a rock. What you think is entirely based on the arrangement of molecules in your head. If you get Alzheimer's, you will forget things. There is nothing special about you or your mind. You will stop existing one day and you will never think, see, touch, taste, smell, or hear anything else ever again. It will be as if the big bang or this universe never occurred from your point of view.
#142082 to #142070 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (07/04/2014) [-]
And?...

Life isn't about the End. It's about the And.
User avatar #142085 to #142082 - thewillow (07/04/2014) [-]
I am aware that process is what's meaningful, and that the outcome is irrelevant.

But I want to know that what I believe in is not just a mere illusion.
#142090 to #142085 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (07/04/2014) [-]
What you believe is an illusion.   
It's narrow minded, at best.   
   
You, are a miracle.   
The fact that an arrangement of molecules and atoms could create such a thing is mind-boggling.   
You can't simply ignore the many, many senses that each human has. Of which inanimate objects do not have. Even then, some objects in this world are more alive than you think. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sense   
Life in itself is a beautiful thing. We start out strong, pure, and reconstructive only to decay away. What we do in that time is thrive. Just the same as everything else. Although with all of the advancements in knowledge and technology that we have today, we're able to do more in a day than what took our ancestors months, if not years to accomplish.   
Life is trial and error. We only came to be this way through means of trial and error. Something doesn't work well, or goes unexpectedly? Change and try again. Keep trying until you've found a solution, or just the general goal you've been working for.   
   
Everything you do ultimately changes the future forever.   
Everything in this universe affects the present and future indefinitely.   
   
All of your actions, combined with literally everything else in this universe, ultimately affect the future. Yes, your affect on the future might be the same as a rock, however even rocks and grains of sand have a destiny set ahead of them. To disregard human life stating that it's the same as a rock would be to disregard the very Earth you're standing on. The very rocks are in place for a reason, as are you. Find that reason and make the best of it.
What you believe is an illusion.
It's narrow minded, at best.

You, are a miracle.
The fact that an arrangement of molecules and atoms could create such a thing is mind-boggling.
You can't simply ignore the many, many senses that each human has. Of which inanimate objects do not have. Even then, some objects in this world are more alive than you think. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sense
Life in itself is a beautiful thing. We start out strong, pure, and reconstructive only to decay away. What we do in that time is thrive. Just the same as everything else. Although with all of the advancements in knowledge and technology that we have today, we're able to do more in a day than what took our ancestors months, if not years to accomplish.
Life is trial and error. We only came to be this way through means of trial and error. Something doesn't work well, or goes unexpectedly? Change and try again. Keep trying until you've found a solution, or just the general goal you've been working for.

Everything you do ultimately changes the future forever.
Everything in this universe affects the present and future indefinitely.

All of your actions, combined with literally everything else in this universe, ultimately affect the future. Yes, your affect on the future might be the same as a rock, however even rocks and grains of sand have a destiny set ahead of them. To disregard human life stating that it's the same as a rock would be to disregard the very Earth you're standing on. The very rocks are in place for a reason, as are you. Find that reason and make the best of it.
User avatar #142078 to #142070 - nsfwcontent (07/04/2014) [-]
Exactly, if there's no point then in life then you're never really doing anything wrong. Do what you wanna do, 100 years from now chances are nobody will know what you've done so why does it matter what you do?

If you wanna do something then godamn do it!
If there's nothing you want ot do then try new things until you find something you like then carry on doing it, when you're bored of that move on... one day your life will flash before your eyes, make sure it's worth watching!
User avatar #142079 to #142078 - thewillow (07/04/2014) [-]
That seems pointless.
User avatar #142081 to #142079 - nsfwcontent (07/04/2014) [-]
Just trying to get some motivation going but if you don't want to get motivated then there's nothing anyone else can do.

What is it that worries you? death?
nothing anyone can do about it, just live with it and get on with your life, bit harsh but it's what everyone else does, we know there's impending doom but if you don't want to enjoy life then what can anyone do :/
User avatar #142084 to #142081 - thewillow (07/04/2014) [-]
Death is a natural part of life; I fully accept that.

What bothers me is how passive people are to the notion that life is meaningless.

What you have just described is a sad, sad existence. To live just because it "beats" the alternative is ridiculous. I crave meaning, I want meaning. But is there "meaning" in a meaningless universe?
User avatar #142074 to #142070 - targaryren (07/04/2014) [-]
it appears you forgot to go anon, friend
User avatar #142075 to #142074 - thewillow (07/04/2014) [-]
I am not the only one spreading the message.
User avatar #142076 to #142075 - targaryren (07/04/2014) [-]
why are people doing it?
did Jonah Hill say something
User avatar #142077 to #142076 - thewillow (07/04/2014) [-]
No, I just like the photo is all.
User avatar #142073 to #142070 - awesomerninjathing (07/04/2014) [-]
yeah but you cant have sex while you're dead
User avatar #142068 - thisistheguy (07/04/2014) [-]
Need some computer help here with two problems I'm facing - the first is my screen will slowly start to dim when unplugged and will just stay dim, the second is that when I plug in my headphones the sound quality is awful, it's like someone took out all the bass and treble but that is fixed when I turn my restart it. Any suggestions?
User avatar #142080 to #142068 - nsfwcontent (07/04/2014) [-]
Tech or games board are usually quite savvy with this sorta thing.
define dim? is it when you turn your monitor off or pc? and can you still see a picture on the screen or is it just a dim backlight?

are the headphones in the headphone jack correctly? untangled the headphones? are they new or old as hell? could be ware and tear etc.

need a little more infor on both those things, more the monitor one as it has me intrigued .
User avatar #142091 to #142080 - thisistheguy (07/04/2014) [-]
Talked to the geek squad earlier seemed to fix my screen problem, as for the headphones they're a pretty new pair of Sennheisers that I got in April and they still work fine on every other music player I try it with it's weird it works when I restart it I just don't want to keep doing it
#142034 - Womens Study Major (07/04/2014) [-]
Hello
I need advice on how to stop being in love with a person
I really love my good friend in a romantic way and I have dreams about being with them, kissing, holding hands etc.
I want this to stop because I know the feelings will not be requited
How to?
User avatar #142056 to #142034 - thatnigger (07/04/2014) [-]
Getting over someone usually involves doing other things to fill your time like gaming etc.
It's not easy and it'll hurt a bit but it's probably the best solution.
#142049 to #142048 - Womens Study Major (07/04/2014) [-]
What do you even mean by that?
User avatar #142052 to #142049 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (07/04/2014) [-]
Time heals all wounds.

Anyhow, best way to resolve your situation would be to distract yourself and fill your mind with other, more important things.
User avatar #141993 - closothehomosexual (07/04/2014) [-]
I want to be a CD, a trap, a femboy. But my body won't allow it. My face is too masculine and I've got too much muscle, I'm just too wide.

Is plastic surgery a good idea?
User avatar #142039 to #141993 - doctortorhaug ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Start taking Hormons? they do wonders
User avatar #142053 to #142039 - closothehomosexual (07/04/2014) [-]
It's a bit late for that, I think.
User avatar #142055 to #142053 - doctortorhaug ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Doubt it
User avatar #142007 to #141993 - ecalycptus ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
No, use makeup
User avatar #142016 to #142007 - closothehomosexual (07/04/2014) [-]
makeup doesn't make my cheeks less fat
#142019 to #142016 - ecalycptus ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
I know it's not really the best example, but if you really know how to do it, or have the patience to learn you could get good results without relaying on such a permanent measure
#142002 to #141993 - dehumanizer (07/04/2014) [-]
No tears, only dreams now.
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User avatar #141995 to #141990 - nigalthornberry (07/04/2014) [-]
How's 3rd grade going?
Just tell them you don't want one
User avatar #141997 to #141995 - cognosceteipsum (07/04/2014) [-]
I.. guess..
#141989 - alasadporcupin (07/04/2014) [-]
Brazzers passwords? lol
User avatar #142030 to #141989 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (07/04/2014) [-]
I would try:
bugmenot.com/

Otherwise, there's so many free websites out there...
User avatar #141987 - boxdrop (07/04/2014) [-]
So I'm getting bored with my job, friends, apartment, the area where i live, and just everything in general around here. I got an offer from my uncle to move down south with him where he owns a car shop and has a guest house on his property, I have the money to go but will have no one but him around in case anything happens. Should i go?
User avatar #142008 to #141987 - ecalycptus ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Yes, I would go, don't forget to make connections, it's a new you, not many people get a new chance at this time of their life.
#141968 - Womens Study Major (07/04/2014) [-]
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK i just went to take a piss and lil blob of red shit came out at first i thought is was a little blood but i looked closer its a tiny piece of bloody meat/flesh i dont feel any pain anywhere but im fucking scared
User avatar #142114 to #141968 - misticalz ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Doctor
User avatar #141988 to #141968 - elitefourcaitlin (07/04/2014) [-]
its your period, its normal for 12 year old girls to get it

nah but srs go to the doctor for that shit asap
User avatar #141964 - marinepenguin (07/04/2014) [-]
My brother is a pile of dog shit. He sneaks out at about 11, and when he gets back he's reaking of alcohol. He gets in a fight with my parents, they tell him to give them his keys and phone. Then he goes and punches a wall, and breaks his hand in three places, so while he's going to a hospital to have surgery my mom is here crying because she thinks she raised a worthless scumbag.

My brother is 17, has had everything in life handed to him simply because he has the chance to go to D1 schools for football on a full scholarship. He's a big popularity kid, so he's always out partying. He refuses to go his own way and stay out of trouble, he's already been arrested drunk once, another offense and he's out for good. My parents don't want to take him out of football because that would ruin his college chances.

If it were up to me, he's had enough chances. I never got lucky the way he did, I had to work for EVERYTHING. So I say let him be spoiled, let him fuck it up. Let him remember how he had an opportunity that many kids would give anything for, and he just throws it away for booze and girls in high school, WOO FUCKING HOO. Hell I say kick him out, doesn't want to play by house rules? Don't fucking live here then, instead of throwing a hissy fit every time you don't get to go out and do whatever you want. I've tried to look out for him, I've given him my time, energy, and guidance as an older brother to try and take the high road from this high school pissing contest about who has the biggest dick, drinks the most beer, and lays the most women, but he chose to throw me to the side too. So fuck him I say, he doesn't want any help so let him fall apart.

Sorry for the rant, it's 3 in the morning, and I've dealt with yelling and screaming for 4 hours straight. I'm just a bit pissed off and in need of venting.
#142514 to #141964 - Womens Study Major (07/06/2014) [-]
my brother hit rock bottom twice and is still in rehab. regardless of his broken promises, lies, and sins he is still my brother and i have to treat him as such. because one day you'll realize that no matter who or what he is, he is still your blood and nothing can replace that. so be an example for him and help him before it's too late. i know i wish i did.
User avatar #142624 to #142514 - marinepenguin (07/07/2014) [-]
His problem is that he doesn't even associate with any of us. He doesn't talk to me, and if I try to hold a conversation he blows me off.
User avatar #142060 to #141964 - makotoitou (07/04/2014) [-]
just poop
User avatar #142009 to #141964 - ecalycptus ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
I agree with you, enough is enough. Look at Justin Beiber . That's what he's going to be if someone don't stop him early enough.
User avatar #141998 to #141964 - nigalthornberry (07/04/2014) [-]
Cut him off, kick him out, beat the fucker a little
He's at the point where he's not gonna listen to words and he needs to be reminded of reality
User avatar #142050 to #141998 - marinepenguin (07/04/2014) [-]
Well I somehow forgot to mention that the reason I was up so late, was because he decided to punch a wall as hard as he could, so he broke his hand in 3 places. He won't be able to work out for maybe 6 weeks, and he could possibly miss out on some football. He's a dumbass.
User avatar #142062 to #142050 - nigalthornberry (07/04/2014) [-]
He's gonna learn sometime
User avatar #141955 - arsenymous (07/04/2014) [-]
Hey guys, U.S. Marine recruit here. I'm worried about the job I've chosen for after I'm done with boot camp. Right now I have infantry. Don't get me wrong, I am not afraid of death. I am afraid of boredom and being financialy unstable after I am out. What do you guys think? Should i swap my job for something more stable. Please keep in mind that safety means nothing to me.
User avatar #141959 to #141955 - nachoiscool (07/04/2014) [-]
stick with it, besides saying you served in the military looks good on a resume
#141952 - ipostcp (07/04/2014) [-]
So I was hoping to get some avid reader advice.

I personally want to start reading more, but I can't seem to find any books to grab me. I've enjoyed The Hobbit and the whole JRR tolken what not. I also enjoyed the Hunger Games and what not.

That being said, I'm not sure what I should read. I enjoy sad stuff a lot and fantasy and stuff.

Any ideas?
User avatar #142063 to #142029 - ipostcp (07/04/2014) [-]
Totally didn't know that was a board.
User avatar #142064 to #142063 - christmouth (07/04/2014) [-]
It's not very active, as far as I know.
User avatar #141991 to #141952 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
What about horror stuff like Stephen King? That's my jimble jam.
User avatar #141956 to #141952 - arsenymous (07/04/2014) [-]
Try "The Waking Engine" lad.
User avatar #141954 to #141952 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (07/04/2014) [-]
Game of Thrones.
Ender's Game and it's sequel Speaker For The Dead. Honestly, I've never read a greater sequel to anything in my entire life. To have the story end, and pick up on it was done so gracefully with those two books.

What genres/ style are you looking for?
User avatar #141957 to #141954 - ipostcp (07/04/2014) [-]
I'm not really sure. I'm sorta a casual with the stuff.
User avatar #141974 to #141958 - ipostcp (07/04/2014) [-]
Don't suppose you want to tell me what they are about?
User avatar #142027 to #141974 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (07/04/2014) [-]
Game of Thrones == Medieval-esque fantasy revolving around long seasons, dragons, ice zombies, and epic wars.
Ender's Game == Futuristic world in which aliens attacked us twice; All nations form as one to train children to become extremely intelligent super-soldiers. From here, Earth decides to fight back and send the aliens crawling back to whence they came.
Speaker for The Dead == The last planet with an alien race is in need of help, Ender, the main character from the first book, is called upon and helps in trying to restore balance.
The Fault in Our Stars == Girl with cancer falls in love. That's the TL;DR version, really.
1Q84 == Protagonist somehow finds herself in a parallel existence.
Paprika == Dream sharing within specific psychological research facilities; One machine gets stolen... Essentially the book that inspired Inception.
The 5th Wave == Post-apocalyptic zombie/ alien thriller.
Feed == Futuristic post-apocalyptic zombie-infested world. Humanity starts to rebuild, technology is still prevalent more than ever, and most places are fairly stable. The story revolves around an aspiring news-group.
Divergent == The Hunger Games, but different.
The Road == Another zombie thriller, but this one just focuses on the long and rough journey between a father and his son, whom of which was born in the midst of the apocalypse. There is a movie form of this on Netflix.
Pretty Monsters == A collection of fantasy/ monster stories by Kelly Link
On Such a Full Sea == America after it's society and social-statuses have either falling apart or gone to it's extremes.
The End Games == The Hunger Games meets Zombies.
Atlas Shrugged == The smartest and richest people of the world go missing, leaving their massive corporations to fall apart. Why would they do this? For Atlantis.
User avatar #142065 to #142027 - ipostcp (07/04/2014) [-]
They all sound pretty interesting. I'll start to order em.
#141949 - newvein (07/04/2014) [-]
How do I activate, unlock, jailbreak this motherfucker?
iPhone 4s. 7.1.x. Unactivated. Locked to AT&T (no AT&T SIM). Has T-Mobile SIM. Fully restored to factory settings.
goddamn I hate iphones but this is for my bro.
User avatar #141953 to #141949 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (07/04/2014) [-]
jailbreak.me/
evasi0n.com/

It honestly doesn't look like a JailBreak version is out for his iPhone yet.
It's the price to pay for being with the most frequent iOS version.
www.forbes.com/sites/antonyleather/2013/12/27/how-to-jailbreak-your-ios-7-iphone-or-ipad/
User avatar #141947 - thirdjess (07/04/2014) [-]
Apparently there's no better advice on women than from a woman. Considering that, I probably won't be leaving my desk for many hours, so if you have woman-ey questions, shoot.
#142058 to #141947 - dehumanizer (07/04/2014) [-]
but theres alot of people who are waay better than me without having earned it
User avatar #142059 to #142058 - thirdjess (07/04/2014) [-]
Ok I'm going to stop talking to you now, ask for my advice and straight up ignore it. Bye.
User avatar #142066 to #142059 - fistfireace (07/04/2014) [-]
You do know he only does that for attention right? I kinda find it entertaining, though. So, in a way, you did (sort of) help him.
User avatar #142067 to #142066 - thirdjess (07/04/2014) [-]
The frogs totally didn't make it obvious or anything. No but seriously there was another kid on this board yesterday who was really obviously an attention whore, I don't get it. I can understand like maybe craving attention from.. parents or friends that kinda thing, but how is telling a stranger you have anger and control issues at all validating? It's like walking into a bar and saying 'HEY I CAN'T GET AN ERECTION'
User avatar #142069 to #142067 - fistfireace (07/04/2014) [-]
Oh, you're talking about the Daryl Dixon dude? Yeah, it was pretty obvious, so I just made a small joke out of his picture.

And he (d.ehumanizer) most likely have certain issues to the point he needs attention from strangers (don't really know, just a hunch). I usually still try to help him with other things, not relating to girls and such although, I usually joke around with him about the girl thing and the frog pictures, not sure how he feels about that
#142061 to #142059 - dehumanizer (07/04/2014) [-]
ok lets imagine that by some miracle i stop beeing such a sad pepe all of the time, then what?
#141996 to #141947 - dehumanizer (07/04/2014) [-]
Why is it more easier to imagine that i'll go on a violent rampage than get a girl to like me?
#142092 to #141996 - Womens Study Major (07/04/2014) [-]
that's it.

you blew it, no more help from me, I gave you advice and you ignored me. that is one of the rudest things someone has done to me.


goodbye and good riddance.
#142094 to #142092 - Womens Study Major (07/04/2014) [-]
when others gave up, I didn't. I spent all that time trying to help you. do you know why?

because I know how it feels to be lonely, I know what it's like to think no one likes you or misses you. I don't like seeing people like that, so I help in my own way. tell it how I see it, some may not like it but most of the time it's the truth, people need to stop twinkle toe-ing through it and just jump in. you'll get nowhere in life if all you do is what you do.

you have failed me, most people at least think about what I tell them but you.... you just pick it up and throw it back at us. I have nothing else to say to you apart from one thing.....

fuck you.
#142101 to #142094 - dehumanizer (07/04/2014) [-]
but drill sergant anon i still dont get what you're trying to say, what am i supposed to do?!
#142103 to #142101 - Womens Study Major (07/04/2014) [-]
you want to know what you can do?

you can stop talking for starts.
I hate every inch of your being, everything about you is disgusting and disfigured, you ignore us and everything you do is an insult to every single person who spends their free time trying to fix your problems. I worry for the girls you talk to, I fear for their safety.

I am yet to see any good qualities about you, you post time and time again about how everyone else is at fault but there is not a thing that would make me think that you are right about them. All I see a poor empty husk of a man that could have been something but decided to wallow in self pity.

get out of my sight, never talk to me or anyone else again. you are a poisonous fungus that grows off the side of the nice people here.

#142105 to #142103 - dehumanizer (07/04/2014) [-]
y-you are right, for once, i will listen
User avatar #142003 to #141996 - thirdjess (07/04/2014) [-]
From your perspective or mine?
#142031 to #142003 - dehumanizer (07/04/2014) [-]
yeah no, im really uncomftrable with mixing my real life and the internet, even though you are some stranger from the other side of the globe, im still to anxious of revealing my appearance (no facebook, almost never take pics with friends or of myself, try to hide from group photos).
User avatar #142032 to #142031 - thirdjess (07/04/2014) [-]
Ok so basically what I was asking is 'are you ugly' which you just answered with 'yes'
#142033 to #142032 - dehumanizer (07/04/2014) [-]
I dont know really, i know for certain that i have really low self-esteem. Guess im average Idk.
User avatar #142035 to #142033 - thirdjess (07/04/2014) [-]
Number one, stop all this self depreciating bullshit. Confidence is the key to everything.
#142036 to #142035 - dehumanizer (07/04/2014) [-]
yeah i know but all of these faliures are bringing me down and make all my other achivements seem worthless, the pain kills the pride
User avatar #142037 to #142036 - thirdjess (07/04/2014) [-]
There you go with the woe is me shit again, stop that.
#142038 to #142037 - dehumanizer (07/04/2014) [-]
wish i knew how really, its fun how the solution to my problem is also the cause of it ,maybe i shoudl try medication
User avatar #142042 to #142041 - thirdjess (07/04/2014) [-]
I'm supposed to be on anti depressants and anxiety meds but I'm not and I'm not dead, so there you go. See a therapist, one you identify your issues it's easier to stop repeat episodes.
#142043 to #142042 - dehumanizer (07/04/2014) [-]
too poor to afford one
too poor to afford one
User avatar #142044 to #142043 - thirdjess (07/04/2014) [-]
Research it, I was able to get a referal from a doctor which qualifies me for a government rebate (70% off, basically).
#142045 to #142044 - dehumanizer (07/04/2014) [-]
no can do, i live in south-eastern europe   
   
also been trying to quit smoking so i've been extra edgy lately
no can do, i live in south-eastern europe

also been trying to quit smoking so i've been extra edgy lately
User avatar #142046 to #142045 - thirdjess (07/04/2014) [-]
You're kidding me, right? Europe has some of the bes mental care practices in the world.
#142047 to #142046 - dehumanizer (07/04/2014) [-]
>europe is one place

User avatar #142051 to #142047 - thirdjess (07/04/2014) [-]
I'm implying no such thing
#142054 to #142051 - dehumanizer (07/04/2014) [-]
i live in a shitty ex comie balkan dump, my parents can hardly afford paying for my univercity fees and i have to go back to my litteraly backbreaking minimum wage (for shit europe standarts) job. The places you are talking about are in the west.
User avatar #142057 to #142054 - thirdjess (07/04/2014) [-]
The fact that you a) have parents to pay for your university fees, b) are even going to university at all and c) have a job means you're a lot more privilieged than a lot of people. Would you fucking stop with the fucking poor me shit I swear to god.
#142004 to #142003 - dehumanizer (07/04/2014) [-]
from mine
User avatar #142005 to #142004 - thirdjess (07/04/2014) [-]
Probably because you have something very wrong with you, likely control/abusive tendencies. Do you find yourself really angry if you don't get what you want (in minor things like not being able to use your computer when you want to or someone walking slow in front of you)?
#142006 to #142005 - dehumanizer (07/04/2014) [-]
Not really no but girls tht i like have a heavy impact on me, like for my last crush she didnt like me or give me a chance. So when i was left alone in my dorm, i got drunk, cried for a bit and let out my frustration broke a chair then threw it against the wall multible times, threw some jars against the wall too, stabbed the door with my knife penetrating it many many times, beat the shit out of the closet doors, breaking one in the proccess she kinda found out about it.... so Im pritty much think she's litteraly afraid of me.

The problem is that im not really like that normaly, no infact im quite calm but I need to vent out all the pain and frustration...
User avatar #142010 to #142006 - thirdjess (07/04/2014) [-]
Yea that really sounds like a control disorder. My brothers the same. Actually stabbed my bedroom door yesterday. Seek help dude, no kidding.
#142012 to #142010 - dehumanizer (07/04/2014) [-]
I just want some love and attention.
User avatar #142013 to #142012 - thirdjess (07/04/2014) [-]
Yea but that's not a normal reaction, is it? Getting drunk? Sure. Crying? You bet. Letting out your frustration? Punch a pillow, write some bitchy passive aggressive status on facebook. Breaking a chair, though?
#142014 to #142013 - dehumanizer (07/04/2014) [-]
Well the chair was already broken when i first saw it, plus the dorm my dorm is a rundown hellhole, plus i kinda knew she was a few rooms away and could hear the racket. Punching a pillow just inst as satisfying.

I've never really raged that bad really...
User avatar #142015 to #142014 - thirdjess (07/04/2014) [-]
Dude you asked, this is what I'm telling you. Do you think alcoholics sit there and go 'I have a problem but who the hell cares?' no, they rationalise it. Which is exactly what you're doing.
#142017 to #142015 - dehumanizer (07/04/2014) [-]
Funny how you mentioned that considering i was an alcoholic heavy drinker just a few months ago. The reason? Fell inlove with a girl tht didnt love me...
User avatar #142018 to #142017 - thirdjess (07/04/2014) [-]
Dude ok I fell in love with my best friend, tried to wrangle a relationship out of it but decided it was too much stress on my emotions knowing that he didn't want what I want so I walked away, this was two months ago and I haven't spoken to him since. I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs. Alcohol is for pussies. Escapists. Same goes for rage. Deal with your shit like an adult, or don't. But don't bitch about it if you're running away from your shit. Face it like a man.
#142020 to #142018 - dehumanizer (07/04/2014) [-]
>take it like a man

lol let me ask, are you frustrated of life?
User avatar #142021 to #142020 - thirdjess (07/04/2014) [-]
Everyone is frustrated about something.
#142022 to #142021 - dehumanizer (07/04/2014) [-]
I've been taking it like a man always, having to deal with all sorts of problems and never really getting what I want. It just builds up and it goes on and on, i know it will get even worse and that I can not be loved, so i just have to let myself go sometimes so i dont really take what i want with force.
User avatar #142025 to #142024 - thirdjess (07/04/2014) [-]
You're just sitting there bitching about how you don't get what you want, oh poor you, you're so lonely, poor you. Do something about it. Be productive. Don't have a girlfriend? Why? Is it your social skills? Is it your physique? Fix the problem. Try again. Work harder. Be better. Don't just sit and waste air and time feeling sorry for yourself.
#142026 to #142025 - dehumanizer (07/04/2014) [-]
I dont have a bloody clue. Guess that was my real question, how the fuck do i attract a girl!?!
User avatar #142028 to #142026 - thirdjess (07/04/2014) [-]
Gimme a selfie real quick
User avatar #141962 to #141947 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/04/2014) [-]
I have a million questions. Here are a few.

1. Why are women so bad at sports? I mean, I coach Volleyball and the guys pick up everything quickly, but the girls can't even serve the ball. Then It got me thinking... why is the WMBA so pathetic? Why do women not play football? Why do women not play hockey?
2. Why are you bald? Cancer?
3. Do women shave down there? Also should I shave down there if I get into an intimate relationship?
4. Why do women complain about everything?
5. Why do some women enjoy giving blowjobs? It seems gross.
6. Why do some women want anal? That sounds like it would hurt and be uncomfortable.
7. How often do women get hit on per month?
8. Do women play with their boobs when no one is around?
9. Why do women secretly hate each other (or why is it common)?
10. Do you ever put objects in your private parts to see if they fit?
11. When men are aroused from a girl they get erections, what happens to women when they are aroused? Wet underwear?
12. Why do women always play the victim role?
13. Why do women condescend all the time?
14. Why are women so insecure about... everything?
15. Why should taxpayer money pay for contraception?
16. Why do women have unreal expectations for their life?
17. Why are most women bad at math and science?
18. Why are most women democrats?
19. Why do women prefer men with 10 inch penises?
20. Why are women bad drivers?
21. Why is it that women don't ever approach men and ask them out?
That's a good start. You may answer as many as you can.
User avatar #141975 to #141962 - thirdjess (07/04/2014) [-]
21: It's 'the mans job' for some reason, but that doesn't men women never do. Lots of women do. I do.

22: Changes person to person. For me the first two days are really intense, the other three/four either aren't noticible or just non-existent.

23: Yea we bleed constantly for days. Shit like sneezing, coughing, laughng hard causes a gushing torrent of grossness.

24: Smaller bladder

25: Breasts can't have an orgasm, no. The boobs make milk during and for about a year and a half after a pregnancy. Stimulate them the right way, and you get milk.

26: Depends on the women. Just like you have 'ass men' and 'chest men', you have 'back women' and 'front women'. Front women like collarbones, hips, abs, faces, etc. Back women like asses, backs, shoulders.

27: No

28: Not all women, no. Doing it gently feels nice, but it also hurts the neck really badly. Some women like to be rough, though.

29: Social pressure

30: The same reason skinny blokes don't bulk up and bitch about 'friendzoning'.
User avatar #141971 to #141962 - thirdjess (07/04/2014) [-]
11: Boobs swell, get a bit fuller and the nipples go erect. The labia (the flappy skin) and the clit also swell. The vagina changes shape slightly for to take of the dick, and yes, wet underwear.

12: Society has told us for the last two hundred years that women are damsels and men are the saviors. From the original code of Chivalry, all the way up to being told that in an emergency you help women and children first. Originally, it was a survival thing. One man can make repopulate the earth, one woman can not. It's kind of a tired tradition these days though, and a lot of not-feminazi-feminists dislike that behavior.

13: Same thing as above. We're told we're right from a very young age and it sticks.

14: Everyone is insecure about everything, women are just vocal about it more. You will find confident men and women, you will find insecure men and women. Men beat themselves up, women complain about it.

15: Bunch of reasons. Population control first and foremost. Also female birth control is ridculously cheap compared to condoms and uses less resources. Plus, it has a wide range of uses for women, outside of simply stopping the making of babies.

16: A lot of these questions are stereotype, but the whole society thing again. We're told that this perfect prince charming will come and he will be rich and handsome and we'll live happily ever after. Few women actually expect that, though. Just the bratty ones.

17: Son, you're hanging out with bimbos.

18: I'm Australian, dunno about American politics.

19: Stereotype, most (white) women can't hold more than about six and a half. Also women ar stimulated from width, not from length. Pretty sure that's something the porn industry concocted.

20: Stereotype
User avatar #141972 to #141971 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/04/2014) [-]
My counter question for the following:

11. Sounds like a lot going on... how do you hide it?

15. But why should my taxes pay for it? I'm not asking for the benefits, I'm asking why should my taxes pay for it? What happened to personal responsibility?


User avatar #141978 to #141972 - thirdjess (07/04/2014) [-]
11: It's not outwardly obvious, as long as they're wearing a decent bra, you can't tell.

15: Population control. Think about how many.. drug addicts, poverty people, homeless people can't afford birth control. Also, it's not that much. My birth control personally costs $10 a month. So you're one of millions, for you, at a maximum it'd be $10 a year.
User avatar #141969 to #141962 - thirdjess (07/04/2014) [-]
1: Biologically, testosterone boosts muscle growth and strength, along with other hormones that mean men can do more strenuous activity for longer. This is traced back to cavemen, humans would stalk their pray for hours at a time until the pray either gave up or dropped from exhaustion. Then there's the fact that women tend to not like being sweaty, overexerting themselves, etc

2: Shaved my head to support people with cancer, Leukaemia specifically.

3: It's all personal preference. A lot of women under the age of 30, do. Personally, I don't. I kind of view my body as my chosen partners playground, if you will. If they want bush, they shall have bush. If they want me to shave, I will. If you are more comfortable bush then don't shave, and you can ask whomever when you start dating someone.

4: Women are more vocal than men. We just are. Some think it's a survival thing, some think it relates to the whole 'men die before women' emergency protocol thing.

5: I am one of those people. It's a power complex.

6: No clue, honestly. Doesn't appeal to me at all. The asshole is quite sensitive, but you can stimulate that shit by rubbing it from the outside.

7: Depends. Depends on if they live in a highly populated area, depends on how often they go out, depends on how attractive they are. Me, I don't go out very often at all and I've been told I'm a 7/10. If I go out at night, usually about two people hit on me. But I live in the 'burbs.

8: Hell yes

9: That's more a stereotype than anything else. Once you get out of highschool, it doesn't happen much. The few cases you find, it tends to be stuff like conservative women judging ..free spirited women, and vice versa. Or a girl hating her exes new girlfriend, that kind of petty shit.

10: Hell yes
User avatar #141970 to #141969 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/04/2014) [-]
I'm going to need more details some of these:

for 5: What power complex? Seems a little submissive if you ask me.
for 8: Why?
for 10: Why? Is it for pleasure or is it to just out of curiosity.
User avatar #141976 to #141970 - thirdjess (07/04/2014) [-]
5: It is a little bit, but for me it is arousing to bring whomever pleasure. Like if I stopped, then they're shit out of luck. Kinda like how watching women moan on porn is hot?

8: Cause they feel cool, duh.

10: Yea? Both? I mean if I was.. I dunno, playing games on my computer, I wouldn't shove a pen up my cooch for shits and giggles. It's exploritory.
User avatar #141977 to #141976 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/04/2014) [-]
Is it like what men do shoot a few nuckleheads then go to bed ?
User avatar #141979 to #141977 - thirdjess (07/04/2014) [-]
You seem pretty young. Yes, women masturbate.
User avatar #141980 to #141979 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/04/2014) [-]
I'm actually 24...
User avatar #141982 to #141980 - thirdjess (07/04/2014) [-]
Then you need to immerse yourself with actual people. You need to go outside and experience shit.
User avatar #141983 to #141982 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/04/2014) [-]
I do immerse myself with people, they just so happen to be only guys.
User avatar #141984 to #141983 - thirdjess (07/04/2014) [-]
Yea but a lot of this stuff is a very secluded logic. Thinking women don't watch porn, thinking women don't masturbate. I was thinking you were like fifteen or sixteen.
User avatar #141985 to #141984 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/04/2014) [-]
Well, women tend to scorn you if you watch porn.
User avatar #141986 to #141985 - thirdjess (07/04/2014) [-]
Again, not so much. I mean yea if I'm like the next room over, that is alone time shit. But otherwise.. everyone watches porn.
User avatar #141967 to #141962 - thirdjess (07/04/2014) [-]
I'm gonna have to split this into two posts, I'll also spoiler each question so people can read which ones interest them.
User avatar #141973 to #141967 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/04/2014) [-]
Also, I have questions 22-33. fyi.
User avatar #141963 to #141962 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/04/2014) [-]
More questions:
22. How long are the cramps when you are on your period.
23. When women are on their period, do they ever bleed in public (similar to peeing in your pants but with blood)?
24. Why do women need to use the bathroom more frequently than men?
25. I saw this porno (don't judge me) where a woman was squirting milk out of her boobs. I did not know that was possible. Then it got me thinking, can breasts have an orgasm?
26. When a woman checks out a guy, what is she looking at first? Second? Third? etc.
27. Does every girl wish she had larger breasts?
28. Do women like getting their hair pulled while in the doggystyle position?
29. Why do women have affairs, then have an illigitimate child, then tell the wrong guy that he is the father?
30. Why do fat women not lose weight and decide to blame society instead?
31. Why are women irrational so much?
32. Why do women argue so much?
33. Do women watch porn at all? If so, what do they watch?
User avatar #141960 to #141947 - daryldixon (07/04/2014) [-]
where do i stick penis?
User avatar #141961 to #141960 - thirdjess (07/04/2014) [-]
In your jocks
#141931 - Izen (07/04/2014) [-]
so I'm looking to get a tattoo of ALEA IACTA EST on my shoulders and want an old english looking font but every font I find, the E looks more like a G.
Any good fonts where the E is more....E?

Also i want PARIAH and MESSIAH on my left and right arms respectively and to take up the whole forearm in the same front, but to be UV tats, how much more expensive would they be?


>pic related of E=G
User avatar #141942 to #141931 - thirdjess (07/04/2014) [-]
Honestly I really, really recommend you seek someone who can write script in fountain pen. It will look so much better than if you use some junk font.
#141939 to #141931 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (07/04/2014) [-]
I would suggest taking a gander at Adobe's InDesign program.
Get a trial of it and mess around with the hundreds of fonts it has.

Pic semi-related, it's literally something someone sent me a while back. Doubt it's what you're looking for; Not a serious suggestion.
User avatar #141930 - solareyes (07/04/2014) [-]
Ok so I met this guy, let's call him anon, while I was working last week Friday and he was one of my customers I'm a waitress . I was closing out anon's check when he asked if I wanted to hang out at some point, like a date. I didn't realize anon was interested in me up until he asked, to which I responded with a blank stare and "uhhhhhhhhhhhh..." I know, I'm so smooth with guys . He seemed to be upset at that but I reassured him that I was just so surprised that he wanted to and that it couldn't hurt. So we exchanged numbers.

We started texting a bit trying to figure out a right time for us to hang out, then he started asking questions to get to know me better. They were all mostly sexual, which raised a flag for me, but thought nothing of it. I'm really open and honest about sex and my sex life, so I really don't care about talking about it. However, what raised the hugest flag was when he started responding to certain things. For example I'd tell him my favorite position and he'd respond with "I'll be sure to do that for you." It's kind of freaking me out at this point.

I've told him quite a few times that I'm in no way interested in a hook up, and that I don't want to have sex with him, especially a stranger that I met at a bar. We haven't hung out yet but quite honestly I don't want to anymore and I'm too nice to say "hey you're really creeping me out with all the sex talk i don't want shit to do with you."

TL;DR I met a guy that I realized I'm really not comfortable talking to.

So I have two questions:
1. How do I let a guy down easy?
2. Is this a normal thing that guys do? Just immediately start talking about sex as a way to try to "woo" or "get to know" a girl without trying to learn anything else?
User avatar #141981 to #141930 - thatnigger (07/04/2014) [-]
1. If you wanna let a guy down, you should tell him. Don't do the whole, ignore him and he'll just go away on his own, because it'll only egg him on and he'll probably come back with questions about why you're ignoring him and you'll have to let him down anyway.

2. Well like, I've never done it so I kinda would like if she hadn't as well. So I'd probably ask if she'd done it or something but I'm probably going to ask questions about herself more then her sex life.
User avatar #141965 to #141930 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/04/2014) [-]
1. You don't let him down easy. Just flat out destroy his self esteem and he will stop texting you.

2. No. Most men do not have that kind of ego (or idiocy). On the other hand, you did meet him at a bar. I've always thought that a bar = one night stand chances and / or relationships that are doomed to fail.
User avatar #141945 to #141930 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (07/04/2014) [-]
1) Letting him down isn't easy, and for a closed-minded person like him I wouldn't recommend going easy.
He won't ever learn from his mistakes unless it's shown to him.
Either ignore him completely, make plans and bail and then ignore him, or tell him "You're creepy as shit, bro." and never talk to him again.

2) No. With all of the women that I have dated, never have I ever jumped to talking about sex. Especially not before the first date.
User avatar #141948 to #141945 - solareyes (07/04/2014) [-]
I got the balls to finally tell him I don't want to try hanging out anymore and now he's trying to guilt me about it. I'm sorry, I don't owe you shit (you meaning him not you).

All right. I wasn't too sure cuz I've never really tried dating people outside of my best friend. You give great advice man
User avatar #141951 to #141948 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (07/04/2014) [-]
You just gotta get yourself out there, and sooner than later you'll find someone.

Personally I see picking up chicks, in public and at random, as the same as using the app Tinder.
It's all based solely on looks and not their personality. And while the general idea is great and all, it rarely ever works out.
From what I have seen, the greatest of relationships stem from something that started out slow and grew from there. So get yourself out there, find some new friends, and sooner or later you'll find someone.

For instance, my brother in-law came to be so from having met my sister at the Chinese restaurant she works at. He developed a crush on her, decided to frequent the place, joined in on the antics that the employees did, became friends with her and everyone else there, and eventually asked her out. It wasn't a "Hey baby, what's your number?" thing. It was slow and gradual process.

It's best to know someone really well before becoming committed to them in a full-on relationship. Or even before dating them. If I would have known this in my past, I would have saved myself from having burned so many bridges....

So next time a guy starts showing signs that he's more into your looks than personality, it's safe to say that you should run the other direction. For instance, the guy that you were previously conversing with.
Also, holy crap, if they start talking about sex before you two ever kiss, that's a massive red flag for what type of person they are, and what they're after.

Anyhow, thanks and best of luck to you on eventually finding someone!
User avatar #141933 to #141930 - nigalthornberry (07/04/2014) [-]
He just wants to fuck n go
User avatar #141934 to #141933 - solareyes (07/04/2014) [-]
I figured. It's just disappointing I'd seriously like to find a guy who's genuinely interested in me and end up with this.
User avatar #141935 to #141934 - nigalthornberry (07/04/2014) [-]
There will always be guys like that you just have to let them pass and keep looking for some good ones
User avatar #141936 to #141935 - solareyes (07/04/2014) [-]
I know. I was just kinda hoping that I'd find someone by now who doesn't just want to fuck. Not like THE guy, but just a normal person. Thanks man
User avatar #141937 to #141936 - nigalthornberry (07/04/2014) [-]
Well I'm like that so if you ever need to talk I'm here
User avatar #141938 to #141937 - solareyes (07/04/2014) [-]
Thanks. I texted him that I don't think I want to hang out anymore. I feel cowardly. But I seriously don't feel comfortable being alone with him, especially after I told him about my guy forcing himself on me fetish and he was like thanks for telling me I can't wait to try it. Not once did I ever tell him it was okay for us to try anything and I'm pretty sure I've made it clear. I really have told him that I don't like him saying that and stuff.
User avatar #141940 to #141938 - nigalthornberry (07/04/2014) [-]
Don't feel cowardly for that , you don't feel comfortable with something then don't do it. A guy that puts fucking before making her happy isn't right.
User avatar #141941 to #141940 - solareyes (07/04/2014) [-]
All right. So a guy acting like this isn't normal whatsoever and it's more of a "steer clear" sign? I seriously am awful with/about guys, the ones I've dated were my best friends, so the meeting new people thing is weird for me
User avatar #141943 to #141941 - nigalthornberry (07/04/2014) [-]
Sometimes a guy just gets horny but straight to sex talk and assuming you'll fuck is a bad sign

I know its hard because I was like that with girls but I just found one that likes the same stuff as me asked her how her day was and just built it from there
User avatar #141944 to #141943 - solareyes (07/04/2014) [-]
It's understandable, I get horny too. But you're right about the assumption. That's just scary :|

That's great! Hopefully I get lucky like you
User avatar #141946 to #141944 - nigalthornberry (07/04/2014) [-]
Lol surprisingly FJ was a good place to look
User avatar #141932 to #141930 - nigalthornberry (07/04/2014) [-]
" I have no vagina, I'm like a barbie doll"
User avatar #141925 - stiltsformidgets (07/04/2014) [-]
My boyfriend is in bed, it 4am now and he's getting up a 6 for work. I'm really horny and i wanna go wake him up for snu snu. How can i do it without him getting mad at me? He has like no labido when he's tired, and gets mad if i try to disturb him in anyway. My cousin's staying this weekend so this is the last chance i'll get for some lovin' until next week. How can i convince my asleep boyfriend to give me some sugar?
User avatar #141966 to #141925 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/04/2014) [-]
Well, given this post is 4 hours later and he probably is at work right now, I would let him sleep. Sleep is important. Can't you find other things to do?
User avatar #141928 to #141925 - nigalthornberry (07/04/2014) [-]
Do it manually
User avatar #141929 to #141928 - nigalthornberry (07/04/2014) [-]
Oh or wake him up with a thunderclap and in the manliest voice say TIME FOR DEATH BY SNUSNU
User avatar #141927 to #141925 - solareyes (07/04/2014) [-]
wake him up with a blowjob
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#141918 - Womens Study Major (07/04/2014) [-]
www.worldlifestyle.com/beauty-style/14-things-every-fat-girl-absolutely-needs-to-hear

read this if you have the time, please give any personal feedback.
User avatar #141924 to #141918 - sugoi (07/04/2014) [-]
Goes from stupid to awkward really quickly.
I would go into every one of them but that would make this post far too long. So I'll sum it up in one sentence.

Quit giving girls a false sense of worth and complacency which will lead to fewer opportunities in life.
#141926 to #141924 - Womens Study Major (07/04/2014) [-]
by opportunities, do you mean possible relationships with "hot" guys?
User avatar #141950 to #141926 - sugoi (07/04/2014) [-]
I meant stuff like not dying in a fire drill but I guess getting laid is more important.
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