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#148069 - qwertyjr (08/03/2014) [-]
I went on 4chan and downloaded a picture pic related it's the Jpeg I downloaded . Anyway when I opened up my pictures I got a folder filled with even more pictures. It's just random pictures, what did I do?
#148070 to #148069 - confusedasian (08/03/2014) [-]
When you download something it saves in where ever you put it. By default it's the download folder. I changed mines to my reaction images folder. You should sort it out and delete some junk. I would do the same, but I am lazy. Out of the 287 gigabytes of space on my computer, I only have 2.91 gigabytes of free space. So I should clear that up, and you should too. Who knows? You can probably free up a lot of space by deleting pictures you don't want or need.
#148058 - cenderer ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
**cenderer rolls 98** Dubs decides will i go buy a panini or a pizza slice at assembly! dubs for pizza and singles for panini!
**cenderer rolls 98** Dubs decides will i go buy a panini or a pizza slice at assembly! dubs for pizza and singles for panini!
User avatar #148071 to #148058 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
**keltainenlumi rolls 29**
User avatar #148047 - ishallsmiteyou (08/02/2014) [-]
I have a 6 week old kitten, but it really misses its mother. Wat do?
User avatar #148072 to #148047 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
Why are they separated?
User avatar #148073 to #148072 - ishallsmiteyou (08/03/2014) [-]
orphan kitty.
User avatar #148074 to #148073 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
Stay close to it a lot and pet it. It still needs some close care for a week or two.
User avatar #148076 to #148074 - ishallsmiteyou (08/03/2014) [-]
thanks, I was planning on that already.
User avatar #148077 to #148076 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
Also quite obvious but keep it fed and warm. It might require feeding directly into the mouth.
User avatar #148079 to #148077 - ishallsmiteyou (08/03/2014) [-]
He can eat and drink fine, it was just him crying I was worried about.
User avatar #148080 to #148079 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
Is it moving around while yelling? Or does it stay in one place?
User avatar #148083 to #148080 - ishallsmiteyou (08/03/2014) [-]
He moves around and yells, but he seems to keep coming back to the same spot (a space between a dresser and a wall) and cries there a bit before just kind of sitting there. Since he keeps going back I made a little nest with a towel for him to keep him comfortable.
User avatar #148084 to #148083 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
That's a good sign. While being still all the time is a bad one.

I don't really know how much you can simulate it, but kittens usually sleep in piles, so they are pretty warm. A lone kitten might be too cold. Sleeping next to it is an option if you do not move around a lot while you sleep.

And if you just are careful not to hit it while walking around and just be with it in general it should grow to like you as its parent.
Also you should stop using strong perfumes and stuff. At least while it's still small.
User avatar #148085 to #148084 - ishallsmiteyou (08/03/2014) [-]
Ok, just one last thing. How do I get it used to the concept of a litterbox?
User avatar #148086 to #148085 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
Take it to the litterbox always when you notice if it is starting to do its thing. It'll realize in time that the toilet is there.

Oh yeah and my source is that my family has had at least 30 cats. Counting the ones that were sold to other families as kittens.
User avatar #148087 to #148086 - superstephtime (08/03/2014) [-]
Is it true after it has gone to do it's thing in the litterbox you rub its paw softly against the stone things it'll get used to it faster?
User avatar #148089 to #148087 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
Haven't heard of such a trick but it doesn't sound stupid.

All cats should be able to learn to do it eventually though.
#148057 to #148047 - anonymous (08/03/2014) [-]
how do you know that?

did it tell you?
User avatar #148068 to #148057 - ishallsmiteyou (08/03/2014) [-]
It's pretty much doing the cat equivalent of weeping.
User avatar #148049 to #148047 - ishallsmiteyou (08/02/2014) [-]
Also need a way to kill flea eggs.
User avatar #148022 - thedudeistheman (08/02/2014) [-]
I got my wisdom teeth taken out a couple of days ago, and I'm looking for some new foods I can eat. I've been eating eggs, mashed potatoes/sweet potatoes, pudding, and on occasion some milkshakes, Italian ices, and those cheese sticks you can pull into strings (a.k.a. string cheese), but there's only so much of that I can eat. I think I'm close to being able to expand my choices soon, but for the next couple of days, I need some ideas. Any suggestions?
User avatar #148024 to #148022 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
The obvious:
Soup.

It could just be Miso soup, or something simple. Maybe even soupy Ramen. (Although I'm not sure if you'd be able to eat pasta/ noodles.)
User avatar #148035 to #148024 - thedudeistheman (08/02/2014) [-]
I did have soup once, but I had forgotten about it. It was chicken noodle, and I just avoided the chicken, but the noodles were soft enough. Thanks for the reminder.
#148059 to #148035 - confusedasian (08/03/2014) [-]
Stew for a hardier taste. Also, ice cream dude. Ice cream.   
   
   
   
   
Ice cream.
Stew for a hardier taste. Also, ice cream dude. Ice cream.




Ice cream.
User avatar #148060 to #148059 - thedudeistheman (08/03/2014) [-]
I've been getting milkshakes and some ice cream, but thanks for the recommendation.
#148061 to #148060 - confusedasian (08/03/2014) [-]
Don't forget....sorbets.   
   
   
   
   
Sorbets. Orange sorbets. Mango sorbets. Pineapple sorbets.
Don't forget....sorbets.




Sorbets. Orange sorbets. Mango sorbets. Pineapple sorbets.
User avatar #148062 to #148061 - thedudeistheman (08/03/2014) [-]
I can't remember the last time I had a sorbet, but an orange sorbet does sound good. Not sure where I can get one around here though.
#148063 to #148062 - confusedasian (08/03/2014) [-]
How about...sherbets.   
   
   
   
   
Sherbets.
How about...sherbets.




Sherbets.
User avatar #148064 to #148063 - thedudeistheman (08/03/2014) [-]
Actually, I think I had a sherbet and not a sorbet, but that was still a while ago and I don't know where to get one. Maybe the grocery store.
#148065 to #148064 - confusedasian (08/03/2014) [-]
Sherbets are more creamy because they have some milk. Sorbets are more "grainy" and mushy because they don't use milk. Ice cream is just ice cream.
Sherbets are more creamy because they have some milk. Sorbets are more "grainy" and mushy because they don't use milk. Ice cream is just ice cream.
User avatar #148066 to #148065 - thedudeistheman (08/03/2014) [-]
All three sound good.
User avatar #148018 - dudethisisdeepshit (08/02/2014) [-]
Guys, I need some advice for getting fit.

The problem is that I has a little to much fat on the stomach area.
I train a lot and I'm not a fat lad that can't move. So I need advice on how to get fit or loose some fat.
User avatar #148030 to #148018 - marinepenguin ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
Some people have trouble areas where they put most of their fat. You'll just have to diet down while retaining the muscle mass you have. I'd recommend working with weights 3 days a week and then doing some kind of highly intense exercise for 30 minutes or so on the days that you don't train with weights. Sprints, hills, prowler pushes, tire flips, anything that is quick, fast, and intense. Doing intense exercise like that burn fat even while you are recovering after the workout because you create and oxygen debt.
User avatar #148021 to #148018 - confusedasian (08/02/2014) [-]
Expand your search. www.funnyjunk.com/fitness/


I'm not much of a fitness expert, but some people here are. If you want more diversity you can post there. Losing fat is I think all in what you eat. By that I mean like moderation and stuff.
User avatar #148020 to #148018 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
I summon thee, MarinePenguin.
#147994 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
how do I report a paedophile if I don't know their name or location?
User avatar #148108 to #147994 - teoberry (08/03/2014) [-]
if its online maybe fbi? i did that once
User avatar #148025 to #147994 - thegamerslife (08/02/2014) [-]
call the police and give them all the evidence you have.
#148027 to #148025 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
I mean on the internet. My local police can't help.
User avatar #148029 to #148027 - thegamerslife (08/02/2014) [-]
i don't know man. google search?
#148009 to #147994 - squalllionhart (08/02/2014) [-]
call the internet police
#148011 to #148009 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
they put me on hold.

oh boy whole world of hurt is coming his way.
#147977 - closothehomosexual (08/02/2014) [-]
Hi advice

I seriously need help. I'll make it brief.

I'm 16 years old, I'm attracted to my 12 year old little sister, and young children in general.

She always wears as slutty clothes as my parents allow, and I can't help but stare. I know it's wrong, but I just can't help but get these urges. Getting professional help isn't an option either. I literally couldn't tell anyone I actually knew.
User avatar #148100 to #147977 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
Fuck her in the asshole. If you do it right then she'll be scarred for life and never talk about it because of repressed memories.
User avatar #148081 to #147977 - leonhardt (08/03/2014) [-]
Remember when you told everyone you were doing this for attention and it didn't actually happen?
User avatar #148082 to #148081 - nefarian ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
He said he molested a child for attention, not this.
User avatar #148078 to #147977 - jadewest (08/03/2014) [-]
wait till she's passed out
tape her mouth shut
and then fuck her
User avatar #148055 to #148054 - closothehomosexual (08/03/2014) [-]
yeah of course
#148036 to #147977 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
Congrats, you've made me feel the fool.

it's sick how far you have gone with this. pissing people off on random boards or content I can let slide but coming to the fucking advice board and wasting everyones time, all these nice people who come here to help those who need it and you take their time away from them like.

fuck you.
User avatar #148039 to #148036 - closothehomosexual (08/02/2014) [-]
Do you think I'm trolling?

Excuse me for seeking help, you asswipe.
#148041 to #148039 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
I did a little background check, you are notorious for bullshitting.
User avatar #148042 to #148041 - closothehomosexual (08/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, but I'm over that shit. I'm genuinely seeking out help.
#148043 to #148042 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
ever read the story about the boy who cried wolf?

good day to you sir.
User avatar #148044 to #148043 - closothehomosexual (08/02/2014) [-]
unrelated as fuck
#148045 to #148044 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
clearly you haven't.

User avatar #148033 to #147977 - finblob ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
Also don't worry, you can't help it, but you really need to not do anything creepy.
Seriously, for your own, and her, safety. Just stay away from her.
And most children.
I would just try avoid young people in general.
User avatar #148031 to #147977 - finblob ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
So do I have to keep this a secret still or what?
User avatar #148034 to #148031 - Gonnafly (08/02/2014) [-]
In what year was this a secret?
User avatar #148037 to #148034 - finblob ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
When he was first telling people about it I tried to comfort him
and he then said that it was all a joke and we were all retarded for falling for it
then I called him out for tricking me into trying to me nice to him and he PM'd me saying he was serious and he just said he was lying so people would leave him alone.
He could be talking bull but idk.
User avatar #148040 to #148037 - closothehomosexual (08/02/2014) [-]
I raped my sister - false
I am into children and my sister - true
User avatar #148046 to #148040 - finblob ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
Oh ok
Why did you lie to me? I was trying to be nice.
User avatar #148048 to #148046 - closothehomosexual (08/02/2014) [-]
because i was a fucking asshole
User avatar #148050 to #148048 - finblob ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
I forgive u
User avatar #148052 to #148051 - finblob ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
but don't be an asshole again please
User avatar #148053 to #148052 - closothehomosexual (08/02/2014) [-]
im past that

but this is srs
#148016 to #147977 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
Just gonna say it's alright to have these feelings. However, it'd be unwise to ever act on them. If it really does bother you though, then you should see a counselor about it.
Just gonna say it's alright to have these feelings. However, it'd be unwise to ever act on them. If it really does bother you though, then you should see a counselor about it.
#148010 to #147977 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
#148004 to #147977 - confusedasian (08/02/2014) [-]
Are you actually going to consider the advise this time? Or are you going to make a bunch of excuses?   
   
   
Quit watching your Chinese cartoons with underage girls being sexualized and actually go outside. This is the second post you made about being a pedophile and wanting to change, yet you insist on not listening to others advice. You also think it's a bad thing to tell your parents this. Honestly it would be better if you told your parents because at least it tells them that you want to change. If you just keep in to yourself then when/if you do something you'll regret your parents would be even more angry and upset about you. Tell your parents, go to a therapist.
Are you actually going to consider the advise this time? Or are you going to make a bunch of excuses?


Quit watching your Chinese cartoons with underage girls being sexualized and actually go outside. This is the second post you made about being a pedophile and wanting to change, yet you insist on not listening to others advice. You also think it's a bad thing to tell your parents this. Honestly it would be better if you told your parents because at least it tells them that you want to change. If you just keep in to yourself then when/if you do something you'll regret your parents would be even more angry and upset about you. Tell your parents, go to a therapist.
#148005 to #148004 - closothehomosexual (08/02/2014) [-]
This didn't stem from my "Chinese cartoons", I can assure you.

The thing is, I keep asking for help because none of the advice is applicable. I'm just hoping eventually someone will give me the perfect advice.

I'm literally unable to tell my parents, I have enough social difficulty as it is, telling them that I wanna fuck their daughter and numerous other underage children would be a little difficult.

What I am considering is once I move out, I see a therapist anonymously and try to change my mindset. I hate being attracted to children, and I know it's wrong, but I can not help but whenever I look at them just picture fucking raping them violently in my head.
#148007 to #148005 - confusedasian (08/02/2014) [-]
All the advise from this and last time is applicable. Some are just extreme like "kill yourself" and others you make excuses. Keep your sister out of it, just tell them about the rest.
#148003 to #147977 - Gonnafly (08/02/2014) [-]
Just read a bunch of incest doujins and follow the most common variables.
User avatar #148002 to #147977 - squalllionhart (08/02/2014) [-]
no lolli-gagging
User avatar #147986 to #147977 - ghettograndpa (08/02/2014) [-]
HAHAHAHAH
User avatar #147987 to #147986 - closothehomosexual (08/02/2014) [-]
whats so funny, chucklenuts?
#147983 to #147977 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #147984 to #147983 - closothehomosexual (08/02/2014) [-]
speak what's on your mind anon
#147995 to #147984 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
You're an emotional fucking cripple. Your soul is dog shit. Every single fucking thing about you is ugly.
You're an emotional fucking cripple. Your soul is dog shit. Every single fucking thing about you is ugly.
User avatar #147996 to #147995 - closothehomosexual (08/02/2014) [-]
is that my fault?
#147997 to #147996 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
what do you think?
User avatar #148028 to #147998 - thegamerslife (08/02/2014) [-]
yes, yes it is. you need to seek professional help while you are young. trust me. my wife has a distant uncle who has been in jail for like 50 years cause he knows if they let him out he's just gonna diddle little kids... you want to spend you whole life in a jail cell or except help, or worse of all ruin little kids lives?!
#147999 to #147998 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
so it's everyone else's problem that you are like this?
User avatar #148038 to #147999 - Gonnafly (08/02/2014) [-]
Maybe his sister shouldn't be so sexy.
User avatar #147981 to #147977 - delphine ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
At 16 years old, 12 is only a 4 year age difference. The age thing isn't necessarily a problem right now. You may find your preferences change in the next few years. If you continue to only be attracted to 12-year-olds as you get older, then you will want to seek help.

However, your attraction to your sister is not normal. Most people feel disgusted at the idea of thinking about a sibling in a romantic way, because it is your body's natural instinct to avoid inbreeding. Your instinct may not be as strong in this aspect. Kind of like a woman who lacks the instinct to be a mother. It doesn't make you a bad person or a bad brother, but just don't act on your urges. That will get you into trouble.
User avatar #147982 to #147981 - closothehomosexual (08/02/2014) [-]
people constantly tell me otherwise that thinking about it automatically makes me bad

And it isn't specifically 12 year olds, I think about and look at children even at the age of 5.

But why would I seek help? I don't want to automatically be put on a list of registered sex offenders
#148012 to #147982 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
Oh wait it's you. I forgot about you and your weird shit.
I didn't notice it makes more sense now lol
User avatar #147988 to #147982 - delphine ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
You are 16. If you seek help from a professional, they are licensed to help you and won't judge you.

And you will NOT be put on a list of sex offenders unless you act on your urges. There are plenty of times I have the urge to punch a person in the face, but that urge won't get me in trouble for battery or assault unless I act on it. You should seek help so you can learn how to manage your urges so you DON'T do something to get into trouble.
User avatar #147989 to #147988 - closothehomosexual (08/02/2014) [-]
I just couldn't. And I think wanting to use a child would be a lot worse than hitting someone.

I wouldn't want my family or anyone else to know, but on the other hand I feel one day I'm just gonna snap and do something dumb.
User avatar #147993 to #147989 - delphine ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
I know that it's not the same... I was just using it as an analogy. You don't have to tell your family. You could seek a guidance counselor or someone bound by HIPAA to keep your information confidential.
User avatar #147980 to #147977 - schnizel (08/02/2014) [-]
Kill yourself.
User avatar #147985 to #147980 - closothehomosexual (08/02/2014) [-]
what good would that do
User avatar #147990 to #147985 - schnizel (08/02/2014) [-]
To you, none, to others a lot.
User avatar #147992 to #147991 - schnizel (08/02/2014) [-]
You being dead.
User avatar #148026 to #147992 - jadewest (08/02/2014) [-]
gg schnizzle dogg
User avatar #148159 to #148026 - schnizel (08/03/2014) [-]
gg
DAS RITE
#147978 to #147977 - thatnigger (08/02/2014) [-]
Honestly, I highly doubt you'll actually get helpful advice.
I think one thing to think about though is what kind of attraction. If you find them cute and want to hug them, like you would a small puppy or kitten, but for some reason you confuse wanting to hug something out of cuteness with sexual intentions, then try and separate your feelings. Realize that cute can cause attraction but doesn't necessarily mean you want to have sex with said cute.
If it's something else though, I honestly don't know how to help.
User avatar #147979 to #147978 - closothehomosexual (08/02/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure it's "Something else"
User avatar #147969 - tentaquil (08/02/2014) [-]
what are some great conversation starters?
User avatar #147975 to #147969 - inspiteofsprite (08/02/2014) [-]
A simple "hey" is severely underrated.
After that, just say something like "how's life"
User avatar #147972 to #147969 - georgesmoustache (08/02/2014) [-]
I tend to start with Hello, Hi or Hey.

If its with a girl start on what they like, girls can't resist talking about themselves
#147973 to #147972 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
What if you never talked to the girl?
#148023 to #147973 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
Introduce yourself, nigga.
Den go and ask her what's up or some shiz.

Naaa' mean?
Its not rocket science. Not kerbal space program. You got dis man, just get some confidance in 'ya.

But seriously. Just be like: "Hey, so I'm _____; You are?"
And in the off chance you both know each other but have yet to talk to each other, then just go up and be like: "Hey ____, what's up."
Or find something within the situation that would grant a great conversation.
#147968 - holymackarel (08/02/2014) [-]
Does anyone know how to fix that stupid "Stuck at 99%" bug thing in league of legends?

I've looked everywhere and I tried almost everything, and still it didn't work :/

Please help, I'm so close to 6300 IP
User avatar #147974 to #147968 - makotoitou ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
Ask braum's nipples
User avatar #147967 - georgesmoustache (08/02/2014) [-]
Anyone done he GOMAD diet thing?
User avatar #148109 to #147967 - teoberry (08/03/2014) [-]
go on /fitness/. i hear it's good tho. id try it but milk dont mix with my stomach
User avatar #148647 to #148109 - georgesmoustache (08/06/2014) [-]
I posted it there too
User avatar #148675 to #148647 - teoberry (08/07/2014) [-]
lets get jacked together
User avatar #148742 to #148675 - georgesmoustache (08/07/2014) [-]
I would fucking love too, training montage video and everything. Explosions and shit, the whole real fucking deal
#147964 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
>finished highschool
>got a apprenticeship for some job in case I don't get accepted to a college
>got accepted to one
>job starts 1. August, semester starts in october
>so I can go to that job for one month and get paid for that
>it's like a secretary job so it's filled with like 90% girls my age
>job is in other town and even if they fire me they have to pay me the month so I have lots of possibilities
>want to bang one of these girls

Any tips? I would be willing to try anything as I don't care what people there think about me at all.
User avatar #148000 to #147964 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
How far away is the town, and how much are you expected to make?
If you can make double what you'd spend in gas commuting, then it'd be worth it.

Otherwise, it'd be too cost-effective to do.
#148014 to #148000 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
I would pay 60 euros on a month bus ticket and earn 850 euros for that month, it's not about the money I just wanna get laid and I think that's a good opportunity. Any tips?
User avatar #148019 to #148014 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
Balance it out. See if they are willing to be flexible for when you start going to college.
But I say go for it. You'll make money. You'll need that money.

As for getting laid, that's all up to you, man.
#148032 to #148019 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
There is no balancing out, it's a fulltime job which is, by the way, 200km away from the town my college is in. There is absolutely no way to do both and that was also never intended. I know what I am about to do, I got a solid, good working plan and I can pay for college without a job too. This whole post was just asking for advice on how to get laid, basically.

> that's all up to you
No shit sherlock.
Well whatever I just thought maybe someone got anything that could help, doesn't seem like it. Thanks for trying anyways.
#147955 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
mother acts like a fucking child and thinks she's right regardless of the situation when she's clearly wrong. She can't see two sides of a story, EVER.  I never go to her for advice, and she constantly ruins everyone's day with some sort of bitching about super trivial things.  She's a complete hypocrite, and I don't know how to just ignore this.  I've been beaten down emotionally many times now, and it still really bothers me that she can't just be rational and see that she's wrong. She has never in her life apologized to me for situations where she has been so wrong I don't even know where to begin...  I'm usually pretty good at ignoring things but damnit, this one is hard to do...
mother acts like a fucking child and thinks she's right regardless of the situation when she's clearly wrong. She can't see two sides of a story, EVER. I never go to her for advice, and she constantly ruins everyone's day with some sort of bitching about super trivial things. She's a complete hypocrite, and I don't know how to just ignore this. I've been beaten down emotionally many times now, and it still really bothers me that she can't just be rational and see that she's wrong. She has never in her life apologized to me for situations where she has been so wrong I don't even know where to begin... I'm usually pretty good at ignoring things but damnit, this one is hard to do...
#147959 to #147955 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
I know exactly where you're coming from.   
You can either fight back and scream and curse at her, or find some middle ground.   
   
You don't have to listen to what she says, but you don't have to ignore her either.   
Find a way to distance yourself a bit. It's all you can really do. Give yourself more control, and her less of it.   
If you're 18+, things should be fairly easy. Anytime she tries to argue with you about what you're doing, tell her you're an adult and just walk away.   
   
My mother is the exact same way. I used to scream and curse at her. She took it. It felt great, but I was doing no favors in keeping the family together.   
In the end, even though it sucks to say it, family needs to stay together on some form of middle ground. You don't have to agree with each other, nor do you have to argue.
I know exactly where you're coming from.
You can either fight back and scream and curse at her, or find some middle ground.

You don't have to listen to what she says, but you don't have to ignore her either.
Find a way to distance yourself a bit. It's all you can really do. Give yourself more control, and her less of it.
If you're 18+, things should be fairly easy. Anytime she tries to argue with you about what you're doing, tell her you're an adult and just walk away.

My mother is the exact same way. I used to scream and curse at her. She took it. It felt great, but I was doing no favors in keeping the family together.
In the end, even though it sucks to say it, family needs to stay together on some form of middle ground. You don't have to agree with each other, nor do you have to argue.
User avatar #147951 - greyshirt ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
So, konradkurze , what's on your mind?
#147928 - nutsfromahippie (08/02/2014) [-]
I'm having a lack of motivation problem, I've been trying to start writing (like books and shit) but whenever I do I hit a brick wall. It's not lack of ideas, for the last few months I've made notes, detailed notes, plot summaries character descriptions etc etc, I don't lack any notes as I've noted the fuck out of my ideas. It's just that whenever I do try to sit down and write I just can't, I lose interest and just do nothing (mainly come on FJ). I don't know what to do, I just can't seem to get motivated.
User avatar #147931 to #147928 - thatnigger (08/02/2014) [-]
You think if you got someone to read a bit of it or gave out a few ideas of where the story is going to someone and they enjoyed listen to what you're doing, it'll motivate you? I think if the story you're making is something you want others to read in the future, having someone by your side, reading it and hopefully enjoying it'll give you a lot of motivation. Sure you might be shy about sharing it just yet, you might want to share it to someone you know online maybe or something, but I think that's a good step in the right direction, ya know?
User avatar #147934 to #147931 - nutsfromahippie (08/02/2014) [-]
Yeah true, but I feel pretty good about my own ideas it's just I find that I am unable to adequately put it into words, which then makes me pretty pissed and depressed (as what use is an aspiring writer if he can't write?). I think you're right, I may just have to share my ideas and see the reception.
#147911 - wobblewub (08/02/2014) [-]
does anyone have any tips for like… depression? Like, not just ordinary sadness, but like: Sadness to the point where you’re hurting physically, like you FEEL like you’re literately sick. Just wondering if anyone had any advice besides like a therapist or something.

This is more of a concern for my health, not really socializing
#148141 to #147911 - anonymous (08/03/2014) [-]
I've been feeling the same way lately. It's like a dark. heavy feeling hanging over you. I'd give anything not to feel like that every day. It's awful. If you'd like someone to talk to, I'd be up to.

I've read exercise is good because it releases endorphins in your brain. Problem is with depression it kind of makes you want to do nothing, but I think it's worth a try.
User avatar #147970 to #147911 - tentaquil (08/02/2014) [-]
watch funny cat pictures
User avatar #147971 to #147970 - tentaquil (08/02/2014) [-]
wait fuck you cant watch pictures
#147965 to #147911 - tiredofannon (08/02/2014) [-]
I take supplements for the same thing; to get back to 'normal' I started with:
SAM-e 400 mg daily
Vitamin D 1000 IU daily
Saint John's Wort (forgot the dosage)
Omega 3 Fish Oil tablets (forgot the dosage)
Standard Daily Vitamin
After a month or two of that, I dropped the Saint John's and Omega 3. The Vitamin D is also far more than most people would need since my body somehow has trouble processing Vitamin D (doctor said my levels were about what he'd expect if I'd been held in a basement with no sunlight for several years) so you may be able to get away with just the standard daily vitamin. Becare with Saint John's Wort as its been shown to reduce the effectiveness of other supplements and medications and shouldn't be used with birth control or life sustaining medications.
#147966 to #147965 - tiredofannon (08/02/2014) [-]
Be careful *
#147952 to #147911 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
I used to be like that. No appetite, just don't feel like doing anything. Just sorta blank? Everything feels dull?
User avatar #147953 to #147952 - wobblewub (08/02/2014) [-]
Yes, I'm getting the personal things worked out a bit, but yeah, it feels like a ball of iron mostly in my stomach, throat area, like I wanna throw up.

I just kinda wanted like a remedy
#147954 to #147953 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
Well, what happened to me was I attempted. Didn't work and I felt... different. Still depressed, but felt I knew what I needed to change. I don't suggest you do this, but I do suggest you try to think of what is going on and what you can do to help yourself.
#147936 to #147911 - confusedasian (08/02/2014) [-]
Force a smile. My teacher once told me that if you force a smile then it'll become natural and you feel happier.
User avatar #147941 to #147936 - wobblewub (08/02/2014) [-]
I'll try it, thank ya
User avatar #147937 to #147936 - thatnigger (08/02/2014) [-]
I honestly find it hard to smile in public, even when I'm very happy on the inside. :/
#147942 to #147937 - confusedasian (08/02/2014) [-]
Same here. Just smiling in general, it is why I chose the picture I chose. It looks like how I smile.
#147943 to #147942 - thatnigger (08/02/2014) [-]
A really good smile makes others smile, but honestly I've never been told I've got a nice smile so I just never smiled as much and now it's a chore to smile.
A really good smile makes others smile, but honestly I've never been told I've got a nice smile so I just never smiled as much and now it's a chore to smile.
#147948 to #147943 - confusedasian (08/02/2014) [-]
I make weird faces when smiling because I try to hide it.
#147915 to #147911 - dehumanizer (08/02/2014) [-]
complain about it online and post ebbin maymays?
#147916 to #147915 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #147908 - beatmasterz (08/02/2014) [-]
At what point in a conversation with a girl should you say you're not interested in them?
#147910 to #147908 - minutes ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
If she starts touching you all the time seductively or if she's asking you out you can tell her, but if you guys are just talking it would be weird as hell. Just show her you aren't interested passively.
#147903 - dehumanizer (08/02/2014) [-]
>today at work
>be telling shitty short jokes with coworkers/friends
>one of them
>"Heres the world's shortest joke you guys: Dehumanizer gets a girlfriend."
>everyone starts laughing
>mfw

its pritty much a scientific fact by now
User avatar #148111 to #147903 - teoberry (08/03/2014) [-]
You can and I know you will. If a greasy teenaged idiot like me can get far with girls, nothing's stopping a qt labourer like you (n-no homo)
#148112 to #148111 - dehumanizer (08/03/2014) [-]
when the fuck did beeing a slave become attractive?
User avatar #148113 to #148112 - teoberry (08/03/2014) [-]
Well I'm gonna assume you're good looking, and that work will get you gains and you'll look good. Stop looking down on yourself bro.
#148115 to #148113 - dehumanizer (08/03/2014) [-]
>implying my retarded clingyness doesent ruin everything
User avatar #148116 to #148115 - teoberry (08/03/2014) [-]
true, but you'll have to work around it. see everything as platonic, and if the girl wants it, it'll come. that happened to me yesterday. out of the fucking blue.
#148117 to #148116 - dehumanizer (08/03/2014) [-]
you got a gf?
you got a gf?
User avatar #148118 to #148117 - teoberry (08/03/2014) [-]
no. we were just kinda hanging out and started making out.
#148119 to #148118 - dehumanizer (08/03/2014) [-]
wut, how does that even happen? she a slut?
User avatar #148120 to #148119 - teoberry (08/03/2014) [-]
not really. i was just too dumb to see the hints
User avatar #148123 to #148121 - teoberry (08/03/2014) [-]
im one of the only guys shell actually text and respond to. she tells me everything and always calls me. that day she was just being really flirty and touchy
#148124 to #148123 - dehumanizer (08/03/2014) [-]
>what you just said

pic related

also
>you are probably attractive

probly not,really
User avatar #148125 to #148124 - teoberry (08/03/2014) [-]
if you're okay with doing it, you could post somewhere deep in my profile. ill delete it after. i dont think you're that bad, if you're hideously ugly, you wouldn't be laughing and chatting with your workers, now would ya?
#148127 to #148125 - dehumanizer (08/03/2014) [-]
well not really meltafaced but i still dont know and... yeah im still too shy even for a random stranger, also most of my co-workers are old friends i used to go to school with so theres that....
User avatar #148128 to #148127 - teoberry (08/03/2014) [-]
Eh, your choice. I wouldn't be a dick about it though. I'm not hot as fuck myself.
#148129 to #148128 - dehumanizer (08/03/2014) [-]
looks dont really matter that much, look at Elliot Rodger
User avatar #148131 to #148129 - teoberry (08/03/2014) [-]
they do matter though. once you realize you're not fucking hideous you gain confidence
#148132 to #148131 - dehumanizer (08/03/2014) [-]
then why

>still no gf ever,ever
User avatar #148133 to #148132 - teoberry (08/03/2014) [-]
you dont have the confidence. i honestly didnt even talk to girls this time last year. it'll click one day, bro
#148136 to #148133 - dehumanizer (08/03/2014) [-]
>tfw will probably miss out on prime collage pussy too

>talking to girls

why seriously? do they even have anything good to say? No from my experience.
#147907 to #147903 - thatnigger (08/02/2014) [-]
It's only a fact because you let it become one. Honestly, you've been on this board for quite some time but I don't think anyone knows anything about you besides being that guy, ya know?    
Stop letting your life revolve around finding a girlfriend, she'll probably end up hurting you if you don't work on yourself first.
It's only a fact because you let it become one. Honestly, you've been on this board for quite some time but I don't think anyone knows anything about you besides being that guy, ya know?
Stop letting your life revolve around finding a girlfriend, she'll probably end up hurting you if you don't work on yourself first.
#147913 to #147907 - dehumanizer (08/02/2014) [-]
but what do i gotta do?
User avatar #147940 to #147913 - confusedasian (08/02/2014) [-]
Stop focusing on girls and focus on yourself. Play games or something you like. Go fishing. I like fishing.
#147920 to #147913 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
not this again.
not this again.
#147922 to #147920 - fistfireace (08/02/2014) [-]
He's being doing that for the past few months now, you really think he's going to stop? Although, I personally find it entertaining.
#147921 to #147920 - dehumanizer (08/02/2014) [-]
yeah well i keep forgetting
#147900 - ipostcp (08/02/2014) [-]
I'll give you guys one guess who I thought of.
User avatar #147938 to #147900 - misticalz (08/02/2014) [-]
dehumanizer
#147895 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
What hair colour in girls do guys prefer? I know everyone has different preferences but I'm looking for the majority. Also, as a whole, do blondes stand out more / are blondes more noticeable?
User avatar #147944 to #147895 - confusedasian (08/02/2014) [-]
Hair color doesn't matter much to me. And I do think blondes stand out. The color just pops out more as oppose to black or brunette, so it just naturally does.
User avatar #147930 to #147895 - satoshileex (08/02/2014) [-]
I personally prefer redheads, but my gf is a blonde so its really whatever. Most guys don't really care and the few that do are more concerned about length not color, at least that's what i've heard.
#147914 to #147895 - dehumanizer (08/02/2014) [-]
natural
User avatar #147912 to #147895 - haydentheviking ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
blones/brown haired girls are good



i like red heads alot so i guess i prefer that
#147923 to #147912 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
I want to go ginger but my problem is that if I don't like it then going back to blonde is a lot of hassle. Pic related is the colour I'm thinking about. I'm quite pale, with a few facial freckles and greenish eyes so I would have thought it would look right but I'm just not sure.
User avatar #147925 to #147923 - thatnigger (08/02/2014) [-]
I think freckles go well with red hair actually, a good amount of people find it cute.
#147927 to #147925 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
My eyebrows are light brown though so I don't know how that would look. I need to learn how to use photoshop so I can edit one of my photos and finally make a decision haha.
User avatar #147929 to #147927 - thatnigger (08/02/2014) [-]
Honestly, rarely do people look at eyebrows unless you point them out. Say someone coloured their hair pink or blue, I think it would look weird to have eyebrows of the same colour, ya know? I think light brown with red hair'd be alright though, if not you can always colour them darker or even just draw them on like some people do. :/
Good luck, hope you make a decision you're happy with.
#147932 to #147929 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
I dyed my eyebrows darker years back when I had black hair and I looked like a vampire so I'll probably just keep my natural ones haha. I think as long as I stick to lighter ginger my eyebrows won't be an issue, I mean I'm blonde now and my eyebrows look normal so I would have though it would work with ginger too. Thanks, I hope so too!
User avatar #147933 to #147932 - thatnigger (08/02/2014) [-]
Well if you have pale skin, I guess darker hair would do that. Yea, going for light colours will probably be best. :3
User avatar #147924 to #147923 - haydentheviking ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
do it mann if all else fails you can work around it


might as well try it might work out!
#147926 to #147924 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
I need to either be more brave and just do it or shut up about it haha. Thanks for the advice!
User avatar #147906 to #147895 - thatnigger (08/02/2014) [-]
I think blondes stand out more if you're talking about looks alone.
#147899 to #147895 - minutes ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
I think blonde and brunette are even. I personally prefer blonde though.
#147901 to #147899 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
I'm blonde at the moment but naturally I'm really light brown. I was thinking of going like Emma Stone ginger but I don't know whether I'm going to regret it. I notice other women more if they're blonde and I guess it's similar to what guys notice too.
#147902 to #147901 - minutes ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
Depends where you live. Here in germany (at least in my shitty small town) there are lots of brunettes cause there are a lot of turks so blonde girls do stand out, but in sweden for example almost every girl is blonde so brunettes are standing out there. Just go for the hair colour you want to have, I can't tell you what looks better in my opinion without a picture but since you're anonymous anyways that's not gonna happen so, just do what you think is best for you.
#147904 to #147902 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
I live in England but I'm moving to America soon although they're pretty similar countries for hair colour I think. I've always liked ginger and it doesn't ruin your hair like colouring it blonde does but if I hate it going back blonde would be a lot of work. I was going to post a photo of me on your profile but it's private so I can add you if that's cool?
#147905 to #147904 - minutes ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
Sure.
User avatar #147898 to #147895 - darealsnooki (08/02/2014) [-]
Brunette
User avatar #147893 - darealsnooki (08/02/2014) [-]
I have insomnia, and I have the compability to wake up in the morning, but I still find myself awake right now, which is now 4:25 AM.

How do I naturally get myself on a sleeping schedule from 11 PM to 7 AM?
User avatar #147946 to #147893 - confusedasian (08/02/2014) [-]
Go camping. Without being around technology it resets your biological clock. If camping is a no go, when you sleep at 11 turn off all electronics near you including your alarm.
User avatar #147950 to #147946 - darealsnooki (08/02/2014) [-]
I can't sleep without ASMR...
#147956 to #147950 - confusedasian (08/02/2014) [-]
Maybe you depend on it too much.
User avatar #147957 to #147956 - darealsnooki (08/02/2014) [-]
I really cannot sleep in total quietness
#147958 to #147957 - confusedasian (08/02/2014) [-]
I get that, I actually sleep with my ipod on.
I get that, I actually sleep with my ipod on.
User avatar #147960 to #147958 - darealsnooki (08/02/2014) [-]
I tried to sleep the other night at 2am, and I just closed my eyes, kept them close for 52 minutes, and opened my eyes to realize I was asleep for only 52 minutes.

I've been awake for 20 hours right now, trying to make it to 30, which would be 8pm. So far, I'm not even half tired
#147961 to #147960 - confusedasian (08/02/2014) [-]
Dude, put music on. I normally sleep at 2am and have trouble sleeping without it.
Dude, put music on. I normally sleep at 2am and have trouble sleeping without it.
User avatar #147962 to #147961 - darealsnooki (08/02/2014) [-]
Nothing beats ASMR when it comes to relaxation.

BTW, nice gifs
#147963 to #147962 - confusedasian (08/02/2014) [-]
I don't know. Nekrogoblikon disagrees with you.
I don't know. Nekrogoblikon disagrees with you.
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