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User avatar #147539 - afastsnail (07/31/2014) [-]
Anyone know how to open up a Xbox 360 controller? I don't have the required tool to get the screws and I'm wandering if any of you have a idea or trick to opening them without damaging the inner workings?
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User avatar #147536 to #147533 - confusedasian (07/31/2014) [-]
A check the weather first. Southwest Florida resident here. It's been rainy for like two weeks now kind of on and off fashion.
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User avatar #147530 - KINGOFTHESTARS (07/31/2014) [-]
I guess this is the place for it since we dont have a fitness board.

Do any of you know exercises or products that cam legitimately and permanrntly strengthen my joints in my knees and shoulders? Ive got a highspeed millitary career im shooting for
User avatar #147534 to #147531 - KINGOFTHESTARS (07/31/2014) [-]

User avatar #147529 - EdwardNigma (07/31/2014) [-]
I still need ideas on what to write about. I don't think I can bullshit 900-1000 words on what I've already thought of.
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User avatar #147517 - georgesmoustache (07/30/2014) [-]
I need help saving, I am shit with money and if I have the chance I will spend it straight away on food and insignificant shit. Any tips?
User avatar #147618 to #147517 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
Set aside money you need for bills.
Everything else? Put it away in a different account and forget about it.

Only spend on what you need.
Not what you want.
User avatar #147552 to #147517 - thisismyhandle (07/31/2014) [-]
Whenever you get money, put it straight into your bank account. Go to the bank before you go home (or anywhere else).
User avatar #147540 to #147517 - pirgh (07/31/2014) [-]
Well, it's not perfect but how bout a game!

Every 5 euro (or whatever currency) you save earns you one fap.

Any time you spend more than 2 euro on something stupid during a day, you lose all built up faps and aren't allowed fap for a week.

Not following these rules results in you hating yourself and admitting you're never going anywhere in life.

Amounts may vary depending on your financial situation but basic rules should stay the same.
User avatar #147535 to #147517 - digitroll (07/31/2014) [-]
What I do is have two bank accounts. One checking and one savings. You aren't allowed to touch the savings but can do whatever you want with the checking. Have it set up so that once every payday it automatically transfers a set sum from your checking into your savings. I get paid weekly so every week $100 goes into my savings. Just that helped me a shit ton.
User avatar #147528 to #147517 - karrikoto (07/31/2014) [-]
i too have, as many other people, money problems. in my opinion, "a penny saved is a penny earned" is the way to do it if your resources are bounded. apart from paying the rent my main costs are food and freetime, so i cut on the freetime. but to keep your mind sane you gotta have to treat yourself with something you like every once in a while
User avatar #147527 to #147517 - hoponthefeelstrain (07/30/2014) [-]

Maybe start up a savings account and put half in that and half in your checkings account. Or half in savings and the rest in cash, that way when you go out leave your card at home so you can only spend the cash you have on you and the rest is safe in your card at home.
User avatar #147519 to #147517 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
What are you saving for?
User avatar #147525 to #147524 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
I saved up for mine by putting all my leftover cash every month into my savings account which only allows for 5 withdraws a year. Do you have anything like that?
User avatar #147526 to #147525 - georgesmoustache (07/30/2014) [-]
Nope, I was also going to put all my cash into ti
#147518 to #147517 - anonymous (07/30/2014) [-]
stop spending money on shit you don't need.   
it's not hard.
stop spending money on shit you don't need.

it's not hard.
#147516 - xxhadesflamesxx ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
whenever I try to change anything in my life I am either to lazy to do it after a few days or just give up
any advice on that
#147605 to #147516 - chkncurry (07/31/2014) [-]
just make things your habit, like if you need to spank girlfriend but it's really boring, do one spank the first week, 2 the next. and dont get excited, excitement runs out, you gotta be able to do it while completely bored.   
also you must be consistent even if you do like the minimal amount, like for example flicking your nipples 10 times a day, even if you manage to do 1 that day you still are in the routine and haven't fallen out of it. it's more psychological than anything else.
just make things your habit, like if you need to spank girlfriend but it's really boring, do one spank the first week, 2 the next. and dont get excited, excitement runs out, you gotta be able to do it while completely bored.

also you must be consistent even if you do like the minimal amount, like for example flicking your nipples 10 times a day, even if you manage to do 1 that day you still are in the routine and haven't fallen out of it. it's more psychological than anything else.
User avatar #147514 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
Anybody have the gif where Al Bundy says "Okay."?
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User avatar #147504 to #147500 - Nameloc (07/30/2014) [-]
It's somewhat of a side-affect of growing older.
My best friends and I just don't really have the time to hang out anymore.
Occasionally we'll play online games, but that's about it. Other than that, we barely talk to each other.

We're all too busy with work and life in general. It just happens.

If you'd like, you can message me anytime and I'll try to get back to you. (In all honesty, I'm fairly horrible at messaging; Although I will eventually send a reply, even if it takes a few hours/ days.)
#147488 - dehumanizer (07/30/2014) [-]
The robot is dead...
The robot is dead...
User avatar #147503 to #147488 - nippuhl (07/30/2014) [-]
I feel your pain, my favorite board.
#147513 to #147503 - dehumanizer (07/30/2014) [-]
>mfw seeing all the shitposting thats goin on there right now

why do they hate us so, why? Wont be long till moot deletes the place or it becomes some sort of b/s4s shitbaby
#147495 to #147488 - minutes (07/30/2014) [-]
So it's finally happening, that fucking board gets taken down. It's for your own good, you are free now. Maybe you will now be able to focus on your problems instead of complaining.
User avatar #147505 to #147495 - herblegerble (07/30/2014) [-]
what board was it?
User avatar #147506 to #147505 - nippuhl (07/30/2014) [-]
#147496 to #147495 - dehumanizer (07/30/2014) [-]
#147497 to #147496 - minutes (07/30/2014) [-]
That picture sums up the board perfectly lol. Well do you already know what you want to do with your gained free time?
User avatar #147484 - chonies ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
So I just bought and built my pc a couple weeks ago, I used to have a mac, and I was wondering if there was a way to play gif files
User avatar #147520 to #147484 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
Downloading a third party image viewer is also an option. The Windows one is a bit lacking on the feature department.
User avatar #147510 to #147484 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
If it's saved on your computer, open it up in a web-browser.
.gif files were made for use on the web. The only gif player you'll ever need is your web-browser.

Simply drag and drop the .gif into your web-browser in a new tab and it'll play.
User avatar #147501 to #147484 - makotoitou (07/30/2014) [-]
u retarded?
User avatar #147483 - njproc (07/30/2014) [-]
I have two friends who are a couple. the guy thinks I like his gf which I do not. I stopped hanging around both of them because they were just getting drunk and shit and I was not about that lifestyle. Recently I felt bad about how I haven't been chilling. She invites for a bunch of people to hang out including me I find out that they broke up and he was in corrections for a few days. I end up hanging out with a couple of friends including her. Now he is out and I don't want him to get the wrong idea that I was moving in on her when he was behind bars for a bit.
User avatar #147486 to #147483 - thatnigger (07/30/2014) [-]
Honestly, just stop being friends with him. He already doesn't trust you and said you liked her. You even gave them space as to not get involved but you're still friends with both of them. Tell him that you're still friends with her and if he doesn't like that, that you'll just not be friends with him, ya know?
User avatar #147490 to #147486 - njproc (07/30/2014) [-]
True. Maybe it's time to just stop all of the bullshit and do my own thing. I have other friends who don't pull me in that kind of drama. I just don't want to leave and look like I'm trying to just being there for her.
User avatar #147492 to #147490 - thatnigger (07/30/2014) [-]
Yea, if a friend gets like that, they're usually jealous and insecure, so it's best not to get involved or they'll always try and bully you around a bit, ya know?
User avatar #147493 to #147492 - njproc (07/30/2014) [-]
Ya. It just sucks. I know that if I stop being friends with him my other friend is very likley to no longer be friends with me either. I know that if someone does that they should not be your friend anyway but it sucks since besides this event we have had a really great friendship.
User avatar #147494 to #147493 - thatnigger (07/30/2014) [-]
Friendships as well as relationships require communication and trust I guess. Nobody wants a friend that lies, don't communicate and doesn't trust you, ya know? It's like a great relationship that falls apart after one thing, sure it sucks but it's pretty normal as well.
Anyway, good luck. Hope it goes well.
User avatar #147482 - unicornmangina (07/30/2014) [-]
it's me again white whiny hoe lol but seriously my fiancé has food issues, not just "I don't like this because of this reason" but his diet mainly consists of microwaveable food...basically eats the same as a young child (he's 27) he doesn't like any vegetables or fruit I've asked him why thinking that maybe he choked on it as a kid but he told me it's the texture of it and told me that even hiding it in his food would make him worse and blending it wont make a difference so wtf do I do? I'm worried because he's missing out on all of the nutritional things in them and atm I'm even letting him have my nutrition drinks (I don't eat that much apparently so it's a build up drink called fresubin) .his diet literally consists of sugar,carbs,fat,grease and lots of pizzas although he does like tuna but only in a can.we'll be looking for our own place to live soon and I don't want my future consisting of having to make 2-3 plates of different things every single day our if we have a baby together for them to be copying his eating habits
User avatar #147532 to #147482 - ipostcp (07/31/2014) [-]
If you're worried about the veggies for him then give him vitamins. Other than that about food, all I could suggest is "treat" him after he eats a meal you made. He will eventually get used to the meals and just deal with it.

Also treats I mean sex related things ofc.
User avatar #147613 to #147532 - unicornmangina (07/31/2014) [-]
so the treat thing will literally be a case of "eat this and I'll give you a blowjob?"
I have a feeling that might just work
#147614 to #147613 - ipostcp (07/31/2014) [-]
Essentially. Although, by all means try other things if you want to.
Essentially. Although, by all means try other things if you want to.
User avatar #147485 to #147482 - thatnigger (07/30/2014) [-]
Has he ever had a Chinese fried rice that has vegetables in them? If he's just never had it, order a take away or something and get him to try it. If he can eat it and doesn't mind the vegetables in them, learn how to cook different rice dishes like that or something could be pretty beneficial. Just make sure he ends up not trying it because they're vegetables in it, tell him he shouldn't matter if the food takes good.
User avatar #147487 to #147485 - unicornmangina (07/30/2014) [-]
ill try that and just hope they don't put huge onions in them. I do know what he's going through I was a very fussy eater as a kid but I grew out of it when I started school, I had to and now I love just about everything (except for spicy food and asparagus)
User avatar #147491 to #147487 - thatnigger (07/30/2014) [-]
Ah right, yes I actually don't like onions in my food, I'm getting better but I never liked it growing up. I don't actually remember onions in the Chinese fried rice I used to get though, when I cook rice for myself as well I use onion salt instead of onions because I don't like how onions taste when they're cooked in a pot and not like on a grill or something. The taste and texture when it comes to onions is a thing though, I say other vegetables are pretty alright though, as long as you just get small vegetables and not the big ones that carry a heavy taste I guess.
User avatar #147465 - watermelloon (07/30/2014) [-]
my bf's birthday is in a few months. I want to save up and get him something nice for it as it'll be his 20th and he spent about $700 on my birthday.

I'd like to take him somew here for dinner, buy him 2-3 gifts and something else(idk what)?

what are your suggestions for gifts? (he's kinda nerdy, has licence/car, likes avatar and comedy shows, not into fashion, kindof a bigger bloke, isnt into music much. has a dog)
User avatar #147522 to #147465 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
How bout you just cook him a great meal, just hang out with him with just the 2 of you and try something new that he is interested in in bed?
User avatar #147499 to #147465 - hoponthefeelstrain (07/30/2014) [-]
okay besides having sex with him why not look for things that fit his interest? If you go on etsy.com you could get personalized gifs with some of his favorite anime's and tv shows on them. You know him better than we do, just do something special and personal for him to show you really care.
User avatar #147477 to #147465 - makotoitou (07/30/2014) [-]
steak and blowjob
User avatar #147523 to #147477 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
That is the most reasonable comment I've seen you make. Is your game slipping man?
User avatar #147538 to #147523 - makotoitou (07/31/2014) [-]
nigger deep fried with ketchup and hotdogs
#147475 to #147465 - anonymous (07/30/2014) [-]
#147472 to #147465 - anonymous (07/30/2014) [-]
do the secks with him
User avatar #147473 to #147472 - watermelloon (07/30/2014) [-]
ok. anything else?
#147458 - anonymous (07/30/2014) [-]
my girlfriend is kinda kinky and she wants me to bite on her nipples which i can do but she says she would love for marks to be there. how hard should i bite? i don't want to hurt her but she wants me to leave marks
what do
User avatar #147478 to #147458 - makotoitou (07/30/2014) [-]
rip them off
User avatar #147462 to #147458 - watermelloon (07/30/2014) [-]
bit her softly, then get harder and harder. she will tell you if you do it too hard. dont worry!
#147456 - anonymous (07/30/2014) [-]
Hey guys, I have like 5 year old apple earbuds and one of them stopped working and its about time i get a new pair. what should i get, i dont want like that beats bulllshit that costs a fortune just some good cheap ear buds
User avatar #147457 to #147456 - fistfireace (07/30/2014) [-]
Skull Candy earbuds are pretty good. Cheap, too. www.amazon.com/Skullcandy-S2IKDY-003-Earbud-Headph I had mine since December and, unlike others I have bought, they still work after months of use.
User avatar #147476 to #147457 - neas (07/30/2014) [-]
Skull Candy earbuds are the way to go. Every pair I've had have lasted me quite awhile. I'm not sure if this depends on where you get them or if Skull Candy actually offers this so don't trust me 100% on this, but if they break they can be replaced for free. I've done it a few times.
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User avatar #147515 to #147452 - georgesmoustache (07/30/2014) [-]
Talk to your dad about it first then see what he says to do, but shit man, your mums a bitch
User avatar #147453 to #147452 - thatnigger (07/30/2014) [-]
I guess just screencap it and send it to your Dad.
Let them decide what they do from there.
Don't do anything sneaky like try and talk to your Mum about it and stuff, as your Dad does deserve to know if his Wife is cheating on him.
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User avatar #147460 to #147455 - thatnigger (07/30/2014) [-]
Send it anonymously. Don't even show that you're involved.

You see, if you get yourself involved, you'll be a bias. Your Dad should have the right to know and decide if he wants to stay with her or not. If he decides to leave immediately, let him. If he decides to stay, suggest counselling or something to help them get back together. If you talk to him about it, it'll just make things more complicated on your part, ya know?
User avatar #147461 to #147460 - cocktopuss (07/30/2014) [-]
Great, thanks for the help!
User avatar #147468 to #147461 - alecbaldwinning (07/30/2014) [-]
It'd be easier on your mother if she didn't know you were the one who found out.
#147449 - anonymous (07/30/2014) [-]
if I delete someone on skype, will I be removed from THEIR contacts as well?
User avatar #147450 to #147449 - thatnigger (07/30/2014) [-]
You can block them if you don't want them talking to you just encase.
#147451 to #147450 - anonymous (07/30/2014) [-]
i just want to know if my name and contact will be removed from their list is all
User avatar #147459 to #147451 - acidjunk (07/30/2014) [-]
Nope, i believe they just get a question mark in the box that indicates what their status is, and they have to add you to talk to you.
#147467 to #147459 - anonymous (07/30/2014) [-]
ah damn. well thanks for the info
User avatar #147444 - eight (07/30/2014) [-]
My Pekingese dog is 6 and is vomiting about every hour a white bile liquid/foam. She also went diarrhea a little bit and is currently very lethargic. Can't take to vet.
Is there anything that can be done at home? She's drinking water still. She's had no former health issues. Been going on about 12 hours now.
User avatar #147463 to #147444 - watermelloon (07/30/2014) [-]
I'd monitor her closely, get her to drink water. have her warm in a bed. (or somewhere cool if its hot where u r.) U could try mixing a little food with some water and getting her to drink it.

if this is been going on 12 hours you need to get her to the vet or she could die. i'd suggest pet insurance in the future so you can care for your animals.
User avatar #147469 to #147463 - eight (07/30/2014) [-]
Thanks, I'd love to get pet insurance, but it's a matter of money. I don't even have health insurance for myself at the moment and we got the dog 6 years ago come September during better times.
#147442 - anonymous (07/30/2014) [-]
so this guy has become obsessed with me being his friend. He constantly calls me fat and ugly but I'm the only friend he has. He's getting possessive and more and more rude as the day goes on. When I ask him to stop talking he just rambles on and on about himself some more. He really does need help because I think he's going to snap one day. what do I do?
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