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#143377 - confusedasian (07/10/2014) [-]
I'm in college for computer science. I picked that solely because I was on the computer and my mom kept asking me about college. She doesn't nag, but she worries about me. Long story short, it's boring and growing up I never new what to do as a career. Need help, like a lot because I'm not really motivated to do anything and I don't like to do much. The things I like, I'm pretty mediocre at. I'm also turning 20 in Setember soooo.
User avatar #143446 to #143377 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
Switch over to general studies and go dabble around in random things.
See if something really fits you or not.

By the way, you probably would want to keep hobbies and jobs as far separated as possible.
#143496 to #143446 - confusedasian (07/10/2014) [-]
I'm already a year and a half into college and have taken/am taking computer classes. Will they let m do that? What about student aid? I have the fafsa thing.
User avatar #143499 to #143496 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
1) If you're in a community college, they'll totally let you do that. They don't care.

2) Bring it up with a counselor there, but I'm pretty sure as long as you don't drop all classes after a certain cut-off date, you'll be fine.
#143501 to #143499 - confusedasian (07/10/2014) [-]
What about student aid? Yes, I'm in community college. I wasn't the smart Asian people talk about and my parents aren't exactly the richest my bed is a foldable twin mattress and we use a picnic table inside for our dining room table. so universities and the fancy stuff, I can't afford.
User avatar #143385 to #143377 - ScottP (07/10/2014) [-]
Yeah that's basically the same problem I have. The things I'm good at apparently don't have a good job outlook, and the things that I like, I'm not good at.
User avatar #143369 - playerdous (07/10/2014) [-]
hieronymous can I ask you something
User avatar #143413 to #143393 - playerdous (07/10/2014) [-]
I was wondering what was up with the flag section.
There's a lot of websites that are there but they aren't flagged/deleted, just there.
You did most of them so I was curious.
User avatar #143415 to #143413 - hieronymous (07/10/2014) [-]
I have to sort through websites and decide if they are sfw or not
User avatar #143420 to #143415 - playerdous (07/10/2014) [-]
Okay, thanks.
Also do you know anything about links just disappearing.
I posted one and its just gone.
examples
funnyjunk.com/OC+Simple+State+Comp+Maryland/funny-pictures/5211435/7#7
funnyjunk.com/OC+Simple+State+Comp+Idaho/funny-pictures/5210889/4#4
User avatar #143422 to #143420 - hieronymous (07/10/2014) [-]
accidentally made them delete after 6 hours
I think it should be fixed now though
User avatar #143423 to #143422 - playerdous (07/10/2014) [-]
Okay, thanks for all the help.
#143370 to #143369 - Womens Study Major (07/10/2014) [-]
you sure can
#143368 - Womens Study Major (07/10/2014) [-]
Female here.
I know people say that confidence is the answer to everything... and occasionally, I feel...pretty. I'm not a makeup or do my hair up gal, but I sometimes enjoy my natural beauty. Even so, I tend to automatically reject this statement in my head and obviously, I never say it.
Sometimes I ask if I look decent on a day where I feel nice and my bf gives the typical "you're perfect response." But I never say it myself. I can appreciate when he means it, he looks a little longer and smiles a little sweeter.

Am I leaking into an ego or arrogance if I think myself attractive? Or is this alright in moderate amounts?
User avatar #143386 to #143368 - ScottP (07/10/2014) [-]
Humans will always have a bit of ego in them. It's fine to feel that desire to validate what you're not sure about yourself (or even if you are sure). Hell, I do it sometimes when I look in the mirror and I try to tell myself that at least I'm not obese.
#143376 to #143368 - confusedasian (07/10/2014) [-]
I think you're fine. You're a woman after all indulge yourself.
User avatar #143362 - sasha ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
i smacked the shit out of my leg really hard to make smacking sounds and now tehre is little red pinpoint dots on it
how do i get rid of
User avatar #143457 to #143362 - sackit (07/10/2014) [-]
Delete system 32
User avatar #143458 to #143457 - sasha ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
#143371 to #143362 - Womens Study Major (07/10/2014) [-]
Sounds like broken blood vessels. They'll probably bruise and then heal on their own. Nothing you can really do in the mean time. Maybe apply cold to the area.
#143351 - ipostcp (07/10/2014) [-]
So I'm gunna ask a grill out. Surprisingly enough, this is going to be my first "real" date. Like not a trip to the movies or something, but a restaurant.    
   
Anyway, the only thing I'm concerned about is what to talk about. I feel like I'll run out of things to talk about and sheit. Any tips or advice?
So I'm gunna ask a grill out. Surprisingly enough, this is going to be my first "real" date. Like not a trip to the movies or something, but a restaurant.

Anyway, the only thing I'm concerned about is what to talk about. I feel like I'll run out of things to talk about and sheit. Any tips or advice?
User avatar #143447 to #143351 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
Start off slow and ask her how her day/ week was.
As long as you're able to be calm and relaxed, the conversation should flow well.

I can't tell you what to say, it's something that you'll get better at the more you're with her.
If you can't think of anything because you're nervous; Tell her.
#143372 to #143351 - dehumanizer ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
The Holohoax.
User avatar #143354 to #143351 - nsfwcontent (07/10/2014) [-]
Questions are usually a good way forward, but don't ask too many or it'll feel like an interrogation :s

e.g.
-So what kind of music do you listen to?

other general topics of conversation could be literally anything,
-something funny that recently happened at work/college/uni/whatever
-Converse about aspirations, girls like a guy with ambition, but don't forget to ask about what she wants to do too!
-Could even talk about the food, if you know of any other good restaurants etc.

Conversations that usually end up at a dead though are obvious things like TV, weather or the internet (unless she goes on the internet as much as you do)

Hope some of this helps in some way
Good Luck!
User avatar #143353 to #143351 - bobindun (07/10/2014) [-]
Right I list and put that shit in your pocket. Talk about mega man and titties.
User avatar #143347 - yorker (07/10/2014) [-]
If any of you have had performance anxiety, hit me up for tips
User avatar #143355 to #143347 - nsfwcontent (07/10/2014) [-]
Relax and enjoy, it'll be a lot harder (no pun intended) if you keep worrying or overthinking about it.
User avatar #143348 to #143347 - iridium (07/10/2014) [-]
Is she supposed to be silent and unresponsive when I thrust?
#143877 to #143348 - qwertywtf (07/12/2014) [-]
Some girls are just like that. If she's into it, tie her up and gag her so the absence of sound isn't as awkward.
#143345 - Womens Study Major (07/10/2014) [-]
Hey guys, I have a problem, maybe you can help me out.

I have a girlfriend of 3 years or so and I have a problem with her that I've discussed with her. She hates giving me blowjobs, but I love that shit so much and have a mighty need for that, I guess you can call it fetish.

It isn't like she has blown me much in the beginning of our relationship, maybe twice or so.

I googled so much but I only get to womensites with comments like: "Yeah, if he can't give that up for you then he's worth shit" or "you don't have to do that, that's disgusting"

So yeah.. andy advice here?
I talked to her and she said that she hates it. Period.
#143367 to #143345 - metaphor (07/10/2014) [-]
Oh, I didn't realise I posted as anon.
User avatar #143475 to #143367 - watermelloon (07/10/2014) [-]
u could see if she would do it in the shower maybe, u could inform her u wont "jizz" in her mouth and that, if she really wanted, she could have a lolly or mint in her mouth. tell her u dont want a long bj and its fine for her to finish u off with her hands even.

also you better be returning the favour and doing some kind of sexual 'favour' for her to deserve getting ur dick sucked if she hates it sooo very much.
also, while she's doing it. be patient, dont push her head down. just compliment everything she is doing, even if she's bad at it a bit. (more likely to do it again if complimented)
User avatar #143361 to #143345 - targaryren (07/10/2014) [-]
I actually saw some kinda...I dont want to call it a survey because that sounds too official
but basically men whose wives dont give them blowjobs are more likely to cheat
#143364 to #143361 - metaphor (07/10/2014) [-]
I think that could be possible but I wouldn't cheat on her.
But the idea of going to a brothel sometimes crosses my mind..
User avatar #143360 to #143345 - thirdjess ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
That's absolute bullshit. Before I go on a rant and make myself sound like a fedorakin, I'm a woman. There are tonnes of ways to go about giving a blowjob, no one is asking her to deep throat the damn thing. Relationships are a two way street. Have you tried going down on her? I know I personally don't like the idea of that, but you know. Giving a blowjob is like buying her flowers or her buying you a new game or something, she should do it not because it's fun for her but because it's fun for YOU.
User avatar #143416 to #143360 - fistfireace (07/10/2014) [-]
Just because it's fun for him, doesn't mean that she has to do it, especially if it makes her feel uncomfortable.
User avatar #143431 to #143416 - thirdjess ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
Ok think of it like this: Most blokes don't like watching chick flicks, right? (stereotype abounds) but 'good boyfriends' will occassionally watch a sappy romance with their girlfriend.
User avatar #143441 to #143431 - fistfireace (07/10/2014) [-]
Sucking dick and watching a movie is two completely different things. Something that is sex related should be talked about between the two partners. He can't expect a blowjob because it's "fun for him", when his partner is very uncomfortable with it.

Yes, she's nice for doing it, but he has to be considerate about her feelings about it, too. Again, the best thing he can do is talk to her about it and if she wants to do it, even while uncomfortable, that's fine..but if she hates doing it and doesn't really want to, well that's a problem. Can't force anyone to do something because it's fun for one person. Both parties should think it's fun. Or, at least, wants to actually do it.
User avatar #143442 to #143441 - thirdjess ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
I think you missed half the conversation, pal. They have talked about it multiple times. Trust me, blowjobs are fun for no woman except for maybe doms who power trip or subs who.. sub trip. We do it cause it makes them happy.

There are so many women who downright refuse to even give their poor man an under the clothes handy and I can't for the life of me understand why. Cause it's 'icky'? Grow the fuck up. Later on in life you're gonna have to wipe baby shit from your face, dick ain't nothin.

I'm obviously not saying mouth rape her or anything cause that would be both insane and plain illogical, I'm saying she should give him head from time to time because it's a nice thing to do for someone you're dating or married to. Obviously dude loves this woman cause if it were me, I wouldn't put up with it. Say, I was dating someone who liked rough sex. I'm really small (weight not height wise) and I break easy. If they were 'uncomfortable' not biting on shit all the time, then I'd walk. Sexual incompatibility.
#143363 to #143360 - metaphor (07/10/2014) [-]
I go down on her and I love that, it's fun for me.
At the beginning I got one or two blowjobs but I could see how uncomfortable she was the whole time and I can't see what I can do about it.
User avatar #143433 to #143363 - thirdjess ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
Is it the whole pee-stick thing or is it a like fear or choking stiga kind of deal?
User avatar #143349 to #143345 - thatnigger (07/10/2014) [-]
Come to a compromise, talk to her. Basically tell her that if you've done something really nice to her, like treated her to a nice dinner or something like that, tell her that can those things at least still be on the table, like if she feels like treating you that night as well. Don't force her to give you, but tell her you feel like it's a treat when she does that for you, so hope she at least does it occasionally instead of never.
womensites do say things like that, but I'm sure some women there feel like they wanted to be treated to things as if its their right to be treated to things. Honestly I don't like it when other people feel like what ever works in their own relationship and what they like and dislike should be the same for all other relationships. It's really closed minded.
Basically, communicate with her more. At this point it might not even be about the blowjob that her not wanting to treat you to something you like, so if you treat her to things its kinda unfair to you, ya know?
#143365 to #143349 - metaphor (07/10/2014) [-]
That's a good advice, thank you.
I would never force her to give me one, that doesn't sound like a good idea.
In my opinion I do nice things for/with her very often. We live together and we go to the cinema a lot, we have our romantic dinners every week, I visit SPAs with her on the weekends and so on.
I had relationships where I didn't care as much as I do now and eventually they fell apart really fast of course. So I don't try to make this mistake again.
User avatar #143346 to #143345 - saltybanana (07/10/2014) [-]
eat alot of pineapples, make your jizz taste better no i didnt taste it assholes and drink lots of water, maybe she doesnt like the taste?

make your taste good
#143366 to #143346 - metaphor (07/10/2014) [-]
She never tasted it, to her it's gross to even put it in her mouth, we're far away from swallowing or tasting.
She finished me off with her hands when she blew me two years ago.
User avatar #143341 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/10/2014) [-]
I'm taking the MFE (Models in Financial Economics) exam in 9 days. I realized that I barely understand the material and that my odds of passing are low. Should I just give up? I'm bad at so many topics.
User avatar #143448 to #143341 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
Study.
Study as much as you can.
Even if it means reading through your books completely.
#143344 to #143341 - Womens Study Major (07/10/2014) [-]
You have 9 days left. Google that shit. GOGOGOGOGOOGO
#143323 - Womens Study Major (07/10/2014) [-]
I think anime fucked up my perception of reality. It made me have unrealistically high expectations of girls. I go out all the time, and now it just seems like all girls are annoying hoes. They don't have to be super sexual with big tits, a solid ass and a perfect face, but I just can't seem to find a half decent girl anywhere. I just want a girl who is pretty laid back, and has a cute face with a decently nice body. She doesn't need to have a super bubbly wonderful personality and a supermodel body. However, I think seeing many anime girls made me think that real women that are truly wonderful do not exist. I go out all the time but all I find is ugly hoes. What do I do? Please help. I know this sounds retarded, I just need to figure this out. I don't have a problem getting chicks, it's just that I never feel attracted to any of them anymore.
User avatar #143890 to #143323 - oborawatabinost (07/12/2014) [-]
your an anon, so I'm not sure if you'll see this, but I have a pretty good idea, if you want to hear it.
#143330 to #143323 - moarpotatos (07/10/2014) [-]
Print out a nice waifu for yourself and reject the real world! It's the only way!
#143325 to #143323 - ipostcp (07/10/2014) [-]
They are out there, just gotta keep looking.

That being said, most anime grills are based on Japanese culture I think. Since japs are generally well reserved and what not, unlike western culture.
User avatar #143324 to #143323 - makotoitou (07/10/2014) [-]
3DPD, your transformation is nearing completion.
#143320 - fuckingdaltonapple (07/10/2014) [-]
Fuck I was just browsing civfanatics when something popped up and now I can't access my extensions at all and there are words with stupid popups

I'm scanning on malwarebytes right now and at 60% it still hasn't found anything. The only thing I can access are actual websites. But as I type this paragraph it has deleted 2 things, but the problem is still there

I didn't download anything today, and that's what gets me.

Any advice on how to get rid of this malware/virus?

Pic related: it's what happening
User avatar #143339 to #143320 - marinepenguin (07/10/2014) [-]
I get that shit randomly, it should be in extensions. Be careful though, because once it was disguised itself as a necessary program in my computer and I had to search the fuck out of my computer to weed it out and delete it.
User avatar #143331 to #143320 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
Download Avast as well.
Maybe even WinMHR.

2 basic rules to avoiding viruses:
1) Never visit sketchy websites. Always have AdBlock on. Google is your best friend.
2) Never download anything that is sketchy in the slightest.

You broke the first rule, here.
User avatar #143333 to #143331 - fuckingdaltonapple (07/10/2014) [-]
But the thing is civfanatics isn't sketchy and I have adblock on

User avatar #143334 to #143333 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
chrome://extensions/

There's an extension hiding somewhere that started making the popups.
It's blocking you from seeing the extensions, clearly.
Try the link above, paste it into the browser, and see if it actually takes you to your extensions.
User avatar #143335 to #143334 - fuckingdaltonapple (07/10/2014) [-]
Nope, I still get a plain white screen
#143338 to #143335 - fuckingdaltonapple (07/10/2014) [-]
After an Avast scan, I can get to my extensions just fine

Thanks a ton
User avatar #143321 to #143320 - fuckingdaltonapple (07/10/2014) [-]
After scan report: a bunch of shit was found and removed, and the green word popups are gone, but I still can't get to my extensions

What do
User avatar #143314 - jokekill (07/10/2014) [-]
Why is orange?
User avatar #143316 to #143314 - awesomerninjathing (07/10/2014) [-]
because his shitty pony persona was an orange pony
User avatar #143317 to #143316 - jokekill (07/10/2014) [-]
But my persona is a gentleman of color

Where's my black name my big black penetrative daddy?
#143315 to #143314 - Womens Study Major (07/10/2014) [-]
if you turn 18 and still a virgin, you turn orange.
#143284 - haydentheviking (07/09/2014) [-]
Advice i need your help! its my birthday today and im all alone    
   
   
do i order pizza or not cause i cant cook at all    
   
Help
Advice i need your help! its my birthday today and im all alone


do i order pizza or not cause i cant cook at all

Help
User avatar #143374 to #143284 - haydentheviking (07/10/2014) [-]
UPDATE i ordered from dominios instead all is good
#143373 to #143284 - haydentheviking (07/10/2014) [-]
update: the pizza place dont go to my village...i might have to walk
User avatar #143350 to #143284 - thatnigger (07/10/2014) [-]
Happy Birthday. :3
#143343 to #143284 - dehumanizer ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
why should you celebrate beeing alive, i honestly cant remember the last time i had mine, its been years!
User avatar #143336 to #143284 - hhanako (07/10/2014) [-]
order pizza, fap, eat pizza, fap, play video games, fap, sleep
User avatar #143318 to #143284 - ilikethisusername (07/10/2014) [-]
happy birthday and order a pizza.
User avatar #143319 to #143318 - ilikethisusername (07/10/2014) [-]
inb4 can't afford.

get a job. that will make you more outgoing and more extrovert. you'll have friends and a paying job.

(i know it sounds hard, hell even i don't have any friends on my birthday to call. i barely go outside too, i admit it. but try your best man, and then tell me about it so it can inspire me too. i like telling people to go out because i want to believe its easy, even though i know its hard. so go out there, and prove to me that having friends and being social is easy).
User avatar #143356 to #143319 - haydentheviking (07/10/2014) [-]
I have friends but they all live in the town over from my village
User avatar #143456 to #143356 - ilikethisusername (07/10/2014) [-]
my suggestion for getting a job still stands. it'll help you know more people in your area.
User avatar #143464 to #143456 - haydentheviking (07/10/2014) [-]
Ive got a job but i know all the people in my village and most of them suck dick all my mates are in town and its annoying to get into it
User avatar #143465 to #143464 - ilikethisusername (07/10/2014) [-]
"most of them suck dick" now now you won't make friends with that kind of attitude.
User avatar #143468 to #143465 - haydentheviking (07/10/2014) [-]
I have friends tho just not many in this area cause alot of them are quite mean in general and some are in different groups plus there all alot older than me

Thats all i have friends in the town next to my village its just tedious to get there.
User avatar #143469 to #143468 - ilikethisusername (07/10/2014) [-]
well then............................................that sucks.
User avatar #143470 to #143469 - haydentheviking (07/10/2014) [-]
Yeah oh well one day i will be able to drive
User avatar #143312 to #143284 - jokekill (07/10/2014) [-]
Happy birthday you beautiful person
User avatar #143311 to #143284 - joshlol (07/10/2014) [-]
pizza is shit-tier but if you enjoy it then treat yourself to one

happy birthday

age?
User avatar #143307 to #143284 - awesomerninjathing (07/10/2014) [-]
happy birthday buddy
User avatar #143308 to #143307 - haydentheviking (07/10/2014) [-]
Thanks bro!
#143299 to #143284 - confusedasian (07/10/2014) [-]
If you really want, pm me your phone number and I'll call you to say happy birthday. Then hang up abruptly.
User avatar #143300 to #143299 - haydentheviking (07/10/2014) [-]
Where you from doe calling from a different country cost alot
#143301 to #143300 - confusedasian (07/10/2014) [-]
Florida,North America.
User avatar #143302 to #143301 - haydentheviking (07/10/2014) [-]
england mateeeee so thats gonna cost so its not worth it thanks tho
#143304 to #143302 - confusedasian (07/10/2014) [-]
Time to book some flights and a hotel.



I'd use that vocaroo thing, but I don't know to use the mic on my earphones.
User avatar #143309 to #143304 - haydentheviking (07/10/2014) [-]
That sounds a lot easier
#143290 to #143284 - Womens Study Major (07/09/2014) [-]
nah fuck that, get 12 pizzas instead.
nah fuck that, get 12 pizzas instead.
User avatar #143292 to #143290 - haydentheviking (07/09/2014) [-]
12 pizzas! I cant afford that let alone 1
#143291 to #143290 - Womens Study Major (07/09/2014) [-]
Also HAPPY BIRTHDAY
#143297 to #143293 - Womens Study Major (07/09/2014) [-]
well you should definitely order. put on a movie you like, have a good time broski
User avatar #143298 to #143297 - haydentheviking (07/09/2014) [-]
Will do ty anon
#143303 to #143298 - Womens Study Major (07/10/2014) [-]
also it's 1.30, go to sleep.
#143305 to #143303 - Womens Study Major (07/10/2014) [-]
I mean 1:11
User avatar #143306 to #143305 - haydentheviking (07/10/2014) [-]
nah cant sleep
#143289 to #143284 - thisismyhandle (07/09/2014) [-]
Happy Birthday bro!

Unless you're on a diet or something, you might as well get pizza if you want it.
User avatar #143296 to #143289 - haydentheviking (07/09/2014) [-]
Pizza man its a garlic pizza and my god its the best thing ever

just been debating to order or not!

Thanks!
User avatar #143288 to #143284 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Happy Birthday!

Order Pizza. Why not? Tell them it's your birthday. :3
Maybe they'll add something extra to the order for free.
User avatar #143295 to #143288 - haydentheviking (07/09/2014) [-]
Ill try hopefully

this pizza man its a garlic pizza right its garlic bread but a pizza its so good might order 2 hmmm

And thanks!
#143276 - saltybanana (07/09/2014) [-]
alright guys i know this sounds stupid coming friom me, but fuck it even i have problems!

okay so ive been saving up to get a new phone iphone in particular my pops being the good man just surprised me whith it, i honestly dont like my parents buying me anything cause as a man now i am suppose to depend on my self for self needs.

well basically he said, "if you want pay me back by helping me work tomorrow which is today btw " and i said yeah after class i will help you! well at class unexpectedly i had to redo my exam for anatomy which idont know why i had too, but this was a last min thing cause we have labs every other day, so since i didnt have lab on Wednesday he said to take it [/spoiler so i was so nervous that my pops was going to get upset if i bailed on him[spoiler] this isnt the first time i bailed on him, due to a girl i was trying to get at, but this one was a real emergency so i rushed thru my test and i know i failed it, cause i was so in a hurry since i didnt have time to call my dad saying i was going to be late, cause an exam.

went to check my phone to see and it was blown up with messages saying "wth where are you?" so i told him id be there in 30min, which isnt true cause it took me an hour to finish. speed it home to see if i could catch him, and now he wont even answer my calls? i feel like shit man, i know i didnt pass my test due to me being in a rush, and dissapointed my pops again. i feel terrible idk what todo or say man.

i feel so stressed out cause of this class, and my pops literally i cant deal with him half the time. i dont really have many friends i could live with and i cant afford to get a job and move out. idk any advice would help yo?
#143280 to #143276 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Tell him about the exam. Personally, I'd rather have someone come to me with an excuse over no excuse. It'll open ground for having an open conversation with your father.   
Next free day you have, dedicate it to helping your father at work.   
Maybe help him for a few days, make some cash on the side.   
   
It sounds like your dad has a laborious job. If he needed you today, chances are he could still use the help tomorrow. And possibly even the day after.   
   
Don't stress about the exam; What's done is done. If you fail, you fail. No use in trying to change that, it's just not going to happen. You'll deal with the result later on.   
   
Your pops prolly busts his butt working. Having held a full-time job with an average of 50-60 hours a week, I can tell you that it's no fun. It's exhausting to no end, and anything extra just makes you feel worse. There would be days when I would come home and just break down because I was too tired to cook, far too hungry to sleep, and far too poor and tired to go and buy something.   
Regardless of your relationship with your father, try to put yourself in his shoes. It's easy to take everything for granted.   
   
Hearing about the position you're in, it may be possible that your father is simply trying to give you what he didn't have in his life.   
You've got so much going for you in your life that your dad didn't have. His ultimate goal is to make your life better than his. Helping to give you opportunities and open doors that he never had.   
At times it may suck, but sometimes you just have to stick it through in just the same way your dad does with his work.   
   
Anyhow, just sit down and talk with him. Tell him when you thought you could do it today, but then the exam happened... Tell him when you're completely free and maybe offer to help him on those days.
Tell him about the exam. Personally, I'd rather have someone come to me with an excuse over no excuse. It'll open ground for having an open conversation with your father.
Next free day you have, dedicate it to helping your father at work.
Maybe help him for a few days, make some cash on the side.

It sounds like your dad has a laborious job. If he needed you today, chances are he could still use the help tomorrow. And possibly even the day after.

Don't stress about the exam; What's done is done. If you fail, you fail. No use in trying to change that, it's just not going to happen. You'll deal with the result later on.

Your pops prolly busts his butt working. Having held a full-time job with an average of 50-60 hours a week, I can tell you that it's no fun. It's exhausting to no end, and anything extra just makes you feel worse. There would be days when I would come home and just break down because I was too tired to cook, far too hungry to sleep, and far too poor and tired to go and buy something.
Regardless of your relationship with your father, try to put yourself in his shoes. It's easy to take everything for granted.

Hearing about the position you're in, it may be possible that your father is simply trying to give you what he didn't have in his life.
You've got so much going for you in your life that your dad didn't have. His ultimate goal is to make your life better than his. Helping to give you opportunities and open doors that he never had.
At times it may suck, but sometimes you just have to stick it through in just the same way your dad does with his work.

Anyhow, just sit down and talk with him. Tell him when you thought you could do it today, but then the exam happened... Tell him when you're completely free and maybe offer to help him on those days.
#143283 to #143280 - saltybanana (07/09/2014) [-]
its just he' s nasty sick i promised him ui was going to help him sinv\ce he is frail in a way, i just feel terrible inside cause i dont normally bail on anyone. especially my pops. id tell him what happened but he's so damn stubborn man, you have no clue, he's one of the reason im stressed the fuck out!

its not cause i failed, what pisses me off what the fact that i got another chance todo the test again, and i blew it cause i was so pressured by flaking on my old man. i dont like disappointing him, cause like you said he does work his butt off to support me, and i always help him work whenever i dont have school. but its just that he's really sick like i told him to wait for me, cause he didnt look well.

it buggs me that his so damn inpatient, he has his own business, and hardly works due to many clients leaving him. but i just dont think its fair to let his stress out on me? i hate that about him, cause he's so bi-polar. i would never in my life do that to my son/daughter its just its tough rn man, this class has me awake 24/7 and i do feel stressed out as well. i g to my gym whenever i get the chance.

but i appreciate the advice man, thanks bro
#143274 - Womens Study Major (07/09/2014) [-]
So i was told to stop fapping and looking at naughty images for a while, but how?
Like i cant stop more than a few days or a week at most. I was starting to get desensitized to straight porn and started get more interested in gay furry stuff. But i dont feel any attraction to any males themselves just the act, i was told its just because i look at too much straight images.
#143277 to #143274 - saltybanana (07/09/2014) [-]
man you'll eventually get over it.

best thing you can do is dont go on your computer for 30days. best way to get rid of an addiction. and find yourself a gf or something man. if not a gf a friend to keep your mind off of that stuff
#143279 to #143277 - Womens Study Major (07/09/2014) [-]
I've been wanting a GF for years, but i dont have a hope in hell of getting one, i've been using dating sites for months to no avail, and in real life there isnt anyone my age at my work and i have no friends to socialize and meet more people with.
User avatar #143281 to #143279 - saltybanana (07/09/2014) [-]
make friends with your co-workers man, go clubbimng even by your self. fuck it man try something.

soooo many ways to meet women you have no idea.
#143275 to #143274 - Womens Study Major (07/09/2014) [-]
That sounds a lil bisexual.
#143269 - spoopyskeleton (07/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #143332 to #143269 - nigalthornberry (07/10/2014) [-]
My stomach hurts
User avatar #143313 to #143269 - moarpotatos (07/10/2014) [-]
How do I remove the cucumber that's lodged into my anus?
User avatar #143278 to #143269 - haydentheviking (07/09/2014) [-]
how does one acquire a cheese on toast
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#143294 to #143287 - haydentheviking (07/09/2014) [-]
TELL ME I JUST....im really hungry and all i have is bread and cheese....
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#143273 to #143269 - dehumanizer ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Oh spooky skeleton, how do I get a qt 3.14 gf?
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User avatar #143522 to #143286 - teoberry (07/11/2014) [-]
*spot
User avatar #143521 to #143286 - teoberry (07/11/2014) [-]
im not sure the drill sarge wants you taking his sport
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#143260 - Womens Study Major (07/09/2014) [-]
Okay, so im 17 and im dating another 17 year old. I saw a picture of someone yesterday, i didn't give it much thought but im like shes kind of pretty. turns out shes two years younger and missing and i feel really creepy.
#143270 to #143260 - dehumanizer ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Okay, so im 20 and im dating no one. I herd of someone today so i didnt give it much tought but im like, she might be kind of pretty. Turns out she's five years younger and missing and i dont really care because I dont know shit about her and its a big world and bad stuff happens all the time and if I let it affect me, it will be no good.
#143262 to #143260 - minutes (07/09/2014) [-]
There is no reason to feel creepy? I mean it's okay for a 17 year old to think of a 15 year old as attractive. Hell sometimes 14 year olds look like 18 year olds. And I really don't get the missing part. What does it matter if she is missing? I mean that's bad and all but does that status instantly render her as unattractive or what?
User avatar #143261 to #143260 - thatnigger (07/09/2014) [-]
This the blue haired girl? Honestly, it's not creepy if you would stay away knowing her age, it does happen.
#143256 - kinaran (07/09/2014) [-]
Hey guys, I need your help didn't know where else to post this. I recently had a bad accident and lost the use of my left hand for about a year. I was driving a UTV and flipped it to avoid hurting my passenger (my good friend) in turn I lost 2 pints of blood and broke my hand in 7 places I now have over 100 stitches, 7 pins, 4 screws and some K-Wire in my hand, I am a big gamer and cant play the games I love and I am unable to work so I have a lot of free time. I was wondering if ya'll could suggest some games I could play with one hand on the PC that arent to expensive I would love some suggestions. Thanks for reading.
#148277 to #143256 - flipped (08/04/2014) [-]
try this but try to to flip anything again 4x4 ATV Offroad
#143271 to #143256 - dehumanizer ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Civilization 5 with all expansions and DLCs, very fun fun fun and addictive, turn based game so you'll do fine with just one hand.
User avatar #143258 to #143256 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Banished
Audio Surf 1 & 2
Edge
Osmos
Fieldrunners 1 & 2
Little Inferno
Limbo
Papers, Please (Some actions are done quicker with two hands, but the entire game is possible with just the mouse.)
Kami
User avatar #143265 to #143258 - kinaran (07/09/2014) [-]
Im currently downloading banished it looks like fun thanks for the help
User avatar #143267 to #143265 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Banished is a great game; The only exception to using just the mouse, would be rotating buildings.
You have to press R to rotate buildings. Although since you can stop time, that shouldn't be much of a problem.

Also, anytime!
#143272 to #143267 - dehumanizer ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Banished? The man lost his hand now you want to give him a heart attack?

>tfw watching one of my houses on fire
>tfw the whole village burned down
#143282 to #143272 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
I've yet to have any of my villages catch fire.
#143342 to #143282 - dehumanizer ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
it just doesent make sence, the house on fire was right next to the village well then all of the sudden all the other houses caught fire too, meanwhile I turned all my villagers into laborers so i can watch them run around throwing buckets of water but to my knowlage no house was spared

>mfw after the fire
User avatar #143259 to #143258 - kinaran (07/09/2014) [-]
thanks
#143257 to #143256 - Womens Study Major (07/09/2014) [-]
Rome: total war.
DEFCON

mostly mouse based, they're only $7
#143251 - derpyhoovezz (07/09/2014) [-]


So actually my GF is still worried about being pregnant since it is too early for her to start haveing Premenstrual cramps

Lucky me i get to play the waiting game and see if she truly is pregnant
User avatar #143285 to #143251 - Timmietim ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Falcon punch in the stomach
User avatar #143252 to #143251 - yunouppercase (07/09/2014) [-]
so you got to wait, because she's not sure whether she is already pregnant?

she couldn't get any MORE pregnant you know?
User avatar #143337 to #143252 - hhanako (07/10/2014) [-]
i like your logic
User avatar #143449 to #143337 - yunouppercase (07/10/2014) [-]
thanks never heard that before
#143243 - jessieqwertyu ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Anyone have any experience using Gofundme for veterinarian bills? Long story short, my pigs nuts are messed up.
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