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User avatar #132805 - frozo (05/13/2014) [-]
So I'm kind of stuck in a pickle.

I'm 17 and fairly attractive. There are some gurls that like me, but I always manage to find one flaw in each one that just kills any possible feelings I have for her.

On top of that, I literally do not know what I'm supposed to feel towards someone before going out with them. Love is such an arbitrary thing that it's hard to say what it is or how it feels.

I think about girls all the time, but I don't really feel any urges for them when I'm with them. I'm on good terms with a good deal of them this year, trying to get closer just to know them. Sort of friendzoning them even, since I don't see myself going out with most of them.

Don't know if it's normal or not, but I'm just interested in other's stories.
#132808 to #132805 - saltybanana (05/13/2014) [-]
Sup bitches!! Bout to drop knowledge on this foo!!   
   
maaaaan i wish i was back in hs da
			
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		 bitches are so tight!  now bitches want an independent man, who has a future, well fuck you    
bro you're young, just have fun for now man, dont do that doo doo relationship shit just yet.  go out with them. go have fun, party it up with them. you might just get the pussy booi!   
   
girls at that age just wanna have fun uwww girls just wanna have fun  un, uwww girls  the more you hang out with that special someone, little by little you'll start to get those butterfly feelings in your stomach could be a tumor
Sup bitches!! Bout to drop knowledge on this foo!!

maaaaan i wish i was back in hs da You need to login to view this link bitches are so tight! now bitches want an independent man, who has a future, well fuck you
bro you're young, just have fun for now man, dont do that doo doo relationship shit just yet. go out with them. go have fun, party it up with them. you might just get the pussy booi!

girls at that age just wanna have fun uwww girls just wanna have fun un, uwww girls the more you hang out with that special someone, little by little you'll start to get those butterfly feelings in your stomach could be a tumor


User avatar #133109 to #132808 - frozo (05/13/2014) [-]
a tumor?!?

but yeah I have to overcome that feeling. I think of everyone as my friend, so I can kind of get sad when they do stupid shit. Gotta snap out of that logic
User avatar #132785 - manueldomingues ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
I know this might sound stupid, but i have a serious fear of death.
It´s gotten so bad, there are days i lay on my bed and i cant sleep. with those feels you get when you´re scared (heart pumping a little faster, etc)
When i´m in public it´s okay, sometimes i think about it, get a little scared, but it passes in 3 seconds.
The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing i´m still young (18), however i know that won´t last and i feel bad again.
I´m an atheist, so things are even worse (what really scares me is knowing that in the end it´s going to be oblivion), i´m in a catholic school and i wish i was one, but i just can´t.
Do any of you have my problem, were you able to solve it, how?
User avatar #132830 to #132785 - ribocoon ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
Thanks to denial, I'm immortal
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User avatar #132789 to #132785 - axeul ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
I know this might be hard to believe but I had that experience back when I was about 8-9 years old. I was terrified of the idea of dying and there being nothingness afterwards. It was so scary because you can't even imagine what absolute nothing is like. Honestly, I don't have good advice for you. Distract yourself for the moment and watch/do something that makes you happy and enjoy life. The fear passes eventually and I was able to think about it without fear before long. Now this is embarassing to admit so no judgement. I watched this anime called Cardcaptor Sakura at the time. It is this really stupid, really childish, and somewhat girly anime. Though there is action and stuff. It could have just ben coincidence but around the time I was done watching it was when I got over the fear and I told myself that if I ever started to feel that way again, I would watch it again. I haven't had to and I am 17 now.
User avatar #132793 to #132789 - manueldomingues ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
i remember being around 6 when i popped the question to my parents, "what happens when you die", they straight up told me that you simply die and that´s it, nothing, like being asleep, like never being born, nothing...
i started crying and shouting i didnt want to die, that was a long time ago, one of my first memories and i´m still afraid. I don´t think it´s going to blow off with time....
User avatar #132795 to #132793 - axeul ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
I kind of came to the realization myself. I am not an atheist myself, I'm Sikh so I have a sort of reincarnation sort of belief but to be fair I have never been very religious. I was scared shitless back then. I would literally cry thinking about it and at random times though it always had to do with inner reflection. I don't really know what to tell you since what happened to me didn't really happen due to something I did. However, if there was something to happen after death, I'd say I really do like the idea of reincarnation. Life is pretty great and that is why I was scared of losing it. Although it has a bunch of struggles and fears, it comes with all my happiness, joys, and achievements. I think that is better than having an afterlife with no real goal where you get everything.
User avatar #132797 to #132795 - manueldomingues ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
i wish i could believe in any other thing, just any, but i cant, it doesnt click for me
anyway, thanks for replying, i gotta go to bed, hopefully ill sleep
User avatar #132799 to #132797 - axeul ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
No problem man, rooting for you to get through this. In the end, there's not anything you can really do about it so you might as well enjoy it while it lasts. What makes life precious and important is that it does end after all. Live your life to your fullest so you don't regret it. Other typical lines that while cheesy do hold a grain of truth.
User avatar #132803 to #132799 - manueldomingues ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
true, unfortunately they dont do much to me, but ty regardless
really gotta go, it´s really late. see ya tomorrow
User avatar #132786 to #132785 - ProWig (05/13/2014) [-]
i did, how old are you?
User avatar #132788 to #132786 - ferrettamer ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
He's 18
User avatar #132798 to #132788 - ProWig (05/13/2014) [-]
im getting a ferret soon
User avatar #132802 to #132798 - ferrettamer ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
They're a lot of fun, but a lot of work too
User avatar #132787 to #132786 - manueldomingues ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
eighteen
User avatar #132796 to #132787 - ProWig (05/13/2014) [-]
look i don't know if my method will help you because we are all different

my friend and i went thru this. We both would lie awake scared shitless. But we talked about it and in the end you just have to accept it. Everything living is going to die. I know these arnt the words your looking for, but there isnt anything i can say to make you suddenly think something else.
The more you think/Talk about it the less scary it gets. My older brothers all went through this phase as well. The most helpful tip is focus on living. Live a life to tell your kids when your older. Stay healthy and happy. I'm looking forward to passing in my sleep so ill never truley come to terms with it.

But having a fear of death has cause me to try a lot of new things like skydiving and bungee jumping. my view on death now is that its going to happen so im going to have as much fun as i can.
User avatar #132800 to #132796 - manueldomingues ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
yeah, i already know that
the fear is still here, it´s not voluntary you know? all i can do to stop thinking about it is suddenly stand up, punch something, do something distractting
the more i think the worst it is...
User avatar #132804 to #132800 - ProWig (05/13/2014) [-]
yeah man it will pass, talking about it helps hear other peoples view on death was very helpful to me
User avatar #132790 to #132787 - ProWig (05/13/2014) [-]
ok, im guessing you don't have any religious faith?
User avatar #132794 to #132790 - manueldomingues ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
no, like i said in my text, im an atheist
User avatar #132791 to #132790 - ferrettamer ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
10/10
User avatar #132792 to #132791 - ProWig (05/13/2014) [-]
lol i don't either
User avatar #132762 - gmanofwonder (05/12/2014) [-]
Hey, the name's Zack and I'm 17 years old, going through Junior Year. I have a girlfriend that's living with me.

I want her to move out.

It's really just the space issue. And yes, part of it is masturbating, and playing video games. But the big part is not being to really have many friends over since it's awkward as hell. YES, a lot of them are girls and I'm not some douche who goes "girls cant be friends lelellelelel"

They're genuine friends. And, well I know I could talk to her about it, but I just don't want to do it yet because I'm afraid to. We've been dating for only a month.


What do I do? What are my options?
User avatar #132901 to #132762 - myrtille ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
You've only been dating a month? You're 17? You're in highschool?
Uh, I don't think you need more of an explanation than that. Literally just tell her that stuff, and then she'll probably get the point. If her feelings are hurt then too bad. You need your space. Shit.
#132815 to #132762 - saltybanana (05/13/2014) [-]
well all i can tell you is welcome to the real world man, you're gonna be a grown ass adult in while.   
   
dude you have pussy at home, why would you be complaining??   
i wish my gf would live at home with me, but her parents have trust issues all her ugly ass sister got prego   just do your own business at home, its your room, your rules basically. btw let her jerk you off, shes there for a reason?
well all i can tell you is welcome to the real world man, you're gonna be a grown ass adult in while.

dude you have pussy at home, why would you be complaining??
i wish my gf would live at home with me, but her parents have trust issues all her ugly ass sister got prego just do your own business at home, its your room, your rules basically. btw let her jerk you off, shes there for a reason?
User avatar #132809 to #132762 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/13/2014) [-]
You live on your own at age 17? That's odd.
User avatar #132810 to #132809 - gmanofwonder (05/13/2014) [-]
Actually, my mom's just really chill about it.
User avatar #132811 to #132810 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/13/2014) [-]
Well of course she is, this is one less person to take care of. But I think legally your parents are supposed to provide until you are 18.
User avatar #132812 to #132811 - gmanofwonder (05/13/2014) [-]
No I mean, I still live with my mom.
Just she moved in and she's really chill with it.
User avatar #132814 to #132812 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/13/2014) [-]
That is even stranger.
User avatar #132771 to #132762 - genericnewfag (05/12/2014) [-]
tell her to gtfo
User avatar #132765 to #132762 - misticalz ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
Next time don't let a girl move in with after a month
tell her you need space, that's the only thing you can do
If she breaks up with you, that's her loss. She's probably stupid any ways
User avatar #132751 - FaceOfNapalm (05/12/2014) [-]
I know this will sound like the typical bs that every teenager goes through, but regardless I'm dealing with it, even though I know I shouldn't let it bother me. So you get a brief understanding; I'm 17, junior in high school, slightly above average in height, overweight (the height though made the weight spread proportionally), and having trouble with girls. I can hold a friendship with just about anyone, regardless of sex, sexual orientation, race, etc. But when it comes to dating, I just can't make it work. I don't know if it's because I pick around a lot, which nowadays, a lot of people don't like. Because of that I come off as kind of an asshole to some people. Any basic advise on the whole dating scene? I know I'm still in high school so I shouldn't even worry about it, but it's hard not to sometimes. Anything helps, thanks.
#132818 to #132751 - saltybanana (05/13/2014) [-]
punk ass bitch nukka! bout to drop knowledge holmes

ill give you what i know to date on how to pick up women.

im guessing talking to women is a no problem, its the "aye baah-bee you want this dick? yeeeee i know you want this. don't you fucking lie to me bitch!"

1. be confident, i know youve heard this around peolpe saying this well it is true. girls love that shit. get wet like a fucking fountain!!

2. be cheesy when talking to them, thats some good ass game bro. bitches love cheesy shit

3. dont be toooo nice, as in "hey Wendy how was the test, ohhh you got a B how good! want me to hold your books to your locker? hold on let me put on my penis"
just be nice to the point youre not friendzoning your self

4. ask girl to chill sometime. park, mall, amusement park, etc.
its a good way to show your a fun chill dude
User avatar #132832 to #132818 - FaceOfNapalm (05/13/2014) [-]
Any advice on how to tell if a girl is actually interested?
User avatar #132831 to #132818 - FaceOfNapalm (05/13/2014) [-]
Appreciate homie, that's actually some good advice. Really like the way you put it. Thanks a lot man.
#132842 to #132831 - saltybanana (05/13/2014) [-]
ay man no problem!!   
   
-well girls tend blush alot when you talk to them, thats a big ass hint. theres no way you can miss that   
   
-another is they CANT make eye contact with you, cause they're nervous cause they have a crush on you.   
   
-idk if this is true, but they play with their hair when they talk to you or when your near them in a group of friends   
   
- girls stutterer as well too, when they talk to you.
ay man no problem!!

-well girls tend blush alot when you talk to them, thats a big ass hint. theres no way you can miss that

-another is they CANT make eye contact with you, cause they're nervous cause they have a crush on you.

-idk if this is true, but they play with their hair when they talk to you or when your near them in a group of friends

- girls stutterer as well too, when they talk to you.

User avatar #132844 to #132842 - FaceOfNapalm (05/13/2014) [-]
This may help me out a lot tomorrow, thanks a lot!
#132846 to #132844 - saltybanana (05/13/2014) [-]
no problemo mate!
no problemo mate!
User avatar #132768 to #132751 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
eeeh your problem might just be that you don't escalate
User avatar #132781 to #132768 - FaceOfNapalm (05/12/2014) [-]
Well, I got kinda shut off from that from rejections. But that is something I definitely need to work on. Thanks
User avatar #132783 to #132781 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
by escalating I mean like touching her

ex: light touching (light shoulder punch, high fives, fist bumps)
ask her to chill sometime, if you go for coffee sit next to her and act like you don't know your leg is touching her leg
hug when you first see her on date and when she leaves
User avatar #132784 to #132783 - FaceOfNapalm (05/12/2014) [-]
Oh okay, I understand what you mean. Will work on it.
User avatar #132761 to #132751 - genericnewfag (05/12/2014) [-]
17 is the right time to fuck up. nobody really knows what they're doing anyway.
User avatar #132769 to #132761 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
shit your pants recently?
User avatar #132774 to #132769 - genericnewfag (05/12/2014) [-]
pls respond
User avatar #132770 to #132769 - genericnewfag (05/12/2014) [-]
holy shit u remember me are we like friends now or what
User avatar #132776 to #132770 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
bro I remember shit I've done in 5th/6th grade

I'm good at remembering little things
like, this one girl, I liked her in 7th grade, I learned a ton of shit about her that now I'm kinda using it as a way to get her to wuv me (tho I do really care for her as a friend either way)
User avatar #132780 to #132776 - genericnewfag (05/12/2014) [-]
i dont remember shit
User avatar #132741 - boneknight (05/12/2014) [-]
I'm asian but i've only ever dated one other asian....shit was wierd. stuck to spanish girls ever since but now im tired of those twats...i wanna try an asian again. but im not sure where to start....
User avatar #132826 to #132741 - ribocoon ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
just read their minds and you'll know if they're interested
User avatar #132746 to #132743 - boneknight (05/12/2014) [-]
that is fantastic. thank kind sir. i dont know how i'll ever make it in this harsh world without your deep wisdom.
User avatar #132749 to #132747 - boneknight (05/12/2014) [-]
asia is a little out of the way for me....got anything else?
User avatar #132753 to #132749 - genericnewfag (05/12/2014) [-]
local chinese take away
User avatar #132755 to #132753 - boneknight (05/12/2014) [-]
half the time i go into those they try to speak to me in their native laguage...however i only speak engrish ana spanish...so it gets immensly wierd....
User avatar #132756 to #132755 - genericnewfag (05/12/2014) [-]
tell them you're looking for some tight asian poos and havent got time for their gibba gobba speak. then ask for the menu
User avatar #132758 to #132756 - boneknight (05/12/2014) [-]
Are you actually trying to give me advice? Or are you trying to make me into a cunt?
User avatar #132760 to #132758 - genericnewfag (05/12/2014) [-]
>dating advice from fj

if you want girls you just have wing it. its like shooting into a crowd nigga, you cant miss.
User avatar #132766 to #132760 - boneknight (05/12/2014) [-]
you know what...heres a shorts story.

I'm half cuban Half vietnamese. ive lived with my cuban family for all my life. so im a pretty straight foward raunchy fellow. we cubans are a plague.

ive had very little contact with asian chicks. in 1st-5th i knew four asians and they hated me, i was a little asshole. 6th-8th in 6th i was the only asian with one asian in 7th and one more in 8th. when i made to 7th i was still alone with one in 6th and another in 8th, you can see where this is going... 9th-12th same shit....one in each grad until 11th when a girl shows in my grad..finally my chance. i date her for four months...she was the wierdest thing to walk this earth. i couldnt stand her. college the only asians i knew of where my cousin and his girl...ive dated black chicks, hispanic chicks, white chicks plenty of times. hell i even have a son with a puerto rican chick. i love my little bastard but i hate that fucking twat. i want some calmer and more reserved now. so honestly it doesnt have to be a asian chick. but shit man my luck has led me to psycho bitchs one too many times...
User avatar #132767 to #132766 - genericnewfag (05/12/2014) [-]
>im cuban pete, king of the rumba beat
User avatar #132772 to #132767 - boneknight (05/12/2014) [-]
i was not expecting that...i laughed
User avatar #132773 to #132772 - genericnewfag (05/12/2014) [-]
i dont know what i was expecting
#132777 to #132773 - boneknight (05/12/2014) [-]
Here have my favorite gif of all time.
Here have my favorite gif of all time.
#132779 to #132777 - genericnewfag (05/12/2014) [-]
here have mine
here have mine
User avatar #132782 to #132779 - boneknight (05/12/2014) [-]
I've always hated Pinocheo...fuck his name, can't spell that shit...
#132739 - 4chan refugee (05/12/2014) [-]
I say I love you to my gf but I don't really love her, I've been dating her for a year now and she kinda gets on my nerves about shit that is not really something to complain about. I think it's just women being women. wut du
User avatar #132752 to #132739 - furiousmarshmellow (05/12/2014) [-]
Why not break up with her?
User avatar #132744 to #132739 - genericnewfag (05/12/2014) [-]
>i don't really love her

now there's your problem.
User avatar #132738 - furiousmarshmellow (05/12/2014) [-]
how do i 360 noscope
User avatar #132873 to #132738 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
install three-sixtaimbot
User avatar #132745 to #132738 - genericnewfag (05/12/2014) [-]
you go hard or you go home
#132733 - 4chan refugee (05/12/2014) [-]
What is the tinychat group on social that everyone is on again?
User avatar #132806 to #132733 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
www.tinychat.com/fjdirect
Also, there's always people here; www.tinychat.com/fjparty (I think that's the URL)
#132716 - 4chan refugee (05/12/2014) [-]
Asking out a guy on Thursday. Any advice? I'm a girl not a gay guy
#132750 to #132716 - genericnewfag (05/12/2014) [-]
dont be unattractive
#132719 to #132716 - minutes (05/12/2014) [-]
No advice needed. Just ask him directly, make clear what you want make it understandable on every level. Don't just give hints like "I am free tomorrow" or something cause he could be stupid enough to not get that happens to some people not me pls believe
#132722 to #132719 - 4chan refugee (05/12/2014) [-]
Basically I plan on going to his show on Thursday and catching up a bit then I'm going to ask if he is going to my friend's basement show the next day and was wondering if he wanted to go get something to eat beforehand. We have never hung out one on one so it would be pretty obvious if I was asking like that right?
User avatar #132726 to #132722 - colfer (05/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, sounds good, go for it! Remember: men can't take hints. Seriously, we can't.
#132725 to #132722 - minutes (05/12/2014) [-]
Depends on the ways you say it. Don't tone it down too much, but don't try to sound extremly sexy. Gotta find a flirty voice that doesn't say too much. I guess he will understand, but you should still make it obvious that you want him while you meet up.
#132727 to #132725 - 4chan refugee (05/12/2014) [-]
My other plan was to once again ask if he was going to the thing on Friday and then give him my number so he could text me when he got there so we could catch up more. Which one is better?
#132729 to #132727 - minutes (05/12/2014) [-]
If you go to the show, together it really doesn't matter i think. I mean you know how to flirt right? Just do all that stuff at your dinner with him and after the show and give him your number or something.
User avatar #132728 to #132727 - colfer (05/12/2014) [-]
Are you sure he's going to the thing? If he says no, give him your number "in case he changes his mind" because you'll be there and all
#132730 to #132728 - 4chan refugee (05/12/2014) [-]
I'm 98% sure because it's a mutual friend and it would be the first event held there after finals so it should be pretty wild. Besides no one passes up a chance to see a show at puke palace. Okay rad thanks I'll definitely do that then!
User avatar #132735 to #132730 - colfer (05/12/2014) [-]
Not sure if troll but good luck, glad to be of assistance!
#132736 to #132735 - 4chan refugee (05/12/2014) [-]
It's not I promise! I just felt the need to clarify sorry!
User avatar #132737 to #132736 - colfer (05/12/2014) [-]
Hey, no problems. Just stay confident, you can do this, and have an awesome night whatever happens!
#132718 to #132716 - temporarily ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
high school?
#132720 to #132718 - 4chan refugee (05/12/2014) [-]
I'm a senior in high school and he should be a freshman in college but he's in a band that is actually sort of successful so he isn't going to school at the moment. He just play Shaky Knees in England and is on the RollingStone website.
User avatar #132717 to #132716 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
if you're attractive, there's no way he'll reject you
#132721 to #132717 - 4chan refugee (05/12/2014) [-]
I think personalities really help a lot too!
User avatar #132702 - herblegerble ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
How often should I wear a fragrance? I don't really know what else to call it because perfume is for women and the last time I said "man stink" to someone they thought I meant the smell after you shit.

If it matters, I'm specifically talking about "Diesel - Only the Brave" because I recently got it. I also own another, different one that I save for special occasions so using this one daily wouldn't be a problem.

I already wear deodorant and stuff and the only thing I'm really concerned about is having an overbearing smell considering I'll be sitting next to people for up to an hour during classes.

What do you guys think?
#132754 to #132702 - genericnewfag (05/12/2014) [-]
whenever you feel like it
whenever you feel like it
User avatar #132731 to #132702 - grebllejk (05/12/2014) [-]
Depends on the person and the cologne really, Only the Brave works every day, but not all others do, it really depends on the "mustiness" of the cologne. Now, I'm no expert, but from my personal experience, the lighter and sweeter the smell, the more often you can wear it. The sweeter smelling cologne doesn't have as profound an impact I find, and it's not as obtrusive. A mustier cologne, I think, is more of a "macho" thing - it's easier for people to smell and is almost like a clear demarcation of "here I am", i.e. it's hard not to smell it. I therefore I use it for formal dinners, especially around girls. I would also recommend having a change in cologne after a while or going a period of time without wearing it, as after a while your nose will get used to it, so you will heap more and more of it on, resulting in an overpowering smell which can be quite repulsive.

PS. Sorry if none of that made sense, I hope it helped I had fun writing it either way

Tl;DR The sweeter smelling a cologne is, the more you can wear it, Only the Brave can be worn daily.
#132713 to #132702 - 4chan refugee (05/12/2014) [-]
why not aftershave?
User avatar #132714 to #132713 - herblegerble ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
i dont own any
User avatar #132704 to #132702 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
Cologne is the name for it.
(Pronounced "kuh-lohn.")

I advise using the Diesel cologne at least a solid hour or two before classes. It's just enough to give off the scent if people are close enough to you, like hugging or maybe even sitting directly beside, but not enough to fill a room.
Otherwise, use it as often as you like, just be sure to give it time to set in. You don't want to be putting it on directly before walking in to class, 'else you'd drown the room in your cologne.
User avatar #132709 to #132704 - herblegerble ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
Thats the word. I knew I was forgetting something!

Thanks for the advice.
User avatar #132703 to #132702 - derpityhurr (05/12/2014) [-]
Men's fragrance is called cologne
I'd say its mostly for special occasions, so just deodorant should be fine
User avatar #132696 - bananarchy (05/12/2014) [-]
Going to a rave for the first time this month
Do's/Dont's?
User avatar #132775 to #132696 - misticalz ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
Pack light
Bring your own water bottle. Water and drinks are expensive as fuck, and if you're using XTC you're gonna need a lot of water.

User avatar #132757 to #132696 - genericnewfag (05/12/2014) [-]
do: stay at home and browse fj
dont: socialise
#132705 to #132696 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
Want to be the life of the party there?

You'll need:
Rave Gloves
Hippie T-Shirt
'Candy' Those plastic bracelets
Skittles Hookah
A large hat; Bonus points if it's of an animal. data3.whicdn.com/images/17572414/large.jpg - Someone had this at the rave I went to. That dude had all the bitches.

Also, depending on how small the nightclub is will depend on the type of people there.
The one I recently went to was really small, everyone was super nice. Which kinda sucked because during the prime event, when everyone was going ballistic on the dance floor, I accidentally hit a few people with my arms... They stopped to glare at me... Not my fault they're backing out of the dance floor.
Also, apparently the Melbourne Shuffle is something people do when the dance floor is empty.

Anyhow:
Do: Be social, talk to lots of people, have fun
Don't: Bring glowsticks It's all about dem LEDs now , Drive Parking will be a BITCH. I spent a solid 40mins trying to park... Srsly, get someone to drive you to and from , Speak to anyone about drugs I had some bitch warn me about Narcs. Even though my sis and I were going around saying "Oh yeah we're totally rolling." just to see people's reaction.

Pic related, it's some guy who was at the nightclub I went to. As you can see, he was one of the few who had er'rything.
#132778 to #132705 - misticalz ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
"LET ME GIVE U A LIGHT SHOW BRO"
"LET ME GIVE U A LIGHT SHOW BRO"
User avatar #132835 to #132778 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
Ugh, then there's the kids who clearly don't know what they're doing.

I just can't wait until EL wire becomes a thing at nightclubs.
User avatar #132708 to #132705 - bananarchy (05/12/2014) [-]
I'm going to a The Glitch Mob show in the Moulin Rouge, so I'm guessing it's going to be a pretty fucking large show

Question: How can I score E if I'm not meant to ask? I already got acid covered
User avatar #132742 to #132708 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
You'll find someone whose obviously rolling. I just hope you've got a ride to and from.

Also, when people give out Candy they do this PLUR thing:
Peace
Love
Unity
Respect
User avatar #133031 to #132742 - bananarchy (05/13/2014) [-]
Nah its fine I can just take the metro
Also I'm in Paris so I'm not sure if they do that whole PLUR thing
User avatar #132732 to #132708 - grebllejk (05/12/2014) [-]
There will be people there to facilitate you drug needs, they will probably stick out like a sore thumb
User avatar #132707 to #132705 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
Also, if the nightclub you're going to is big...

Don't bring your phone or wallet. Bring just your ID and cash.
People will try and jack your shit, or it could fall out.

And be prepared to get wet from some retard bringing a drink on the dance floor and accidentally spilling it on everyone.
User avatar #132699 to #132696 - alexanderburns ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
Do's:
drugs

Don'ts:
no drugs
weed (not a rave drug)
User avatar #132701 to #132699 - bananarchy (05/12/2014) [-]
Thats a given
User avatar #132684 - TheOldOakTree ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
ehh im having trouble letting go of my ex whom i lost virgem to
any tips on how to get over it?
its been more than a year, shit part is we go to the same class
User avatar #132759 to #132684 - genericnewfag (05/12/2014) [-]
>tips on how to get over it

spoiler: you dont
User avatar #132763 to #132759 - TheOldOakTree ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
says the guy with a pony for an avatar
WOW NOT EVEN SORRY WOW
User avatar #132764 to #132763 - genericnewfag (05/12/2014) [-]
wow ok rood
User avatar #132697 to #132684 - bananarchy (05/12/2014) [-]
Drink lots of hard liquor
User avatar #132710 to #132697 - TheOldOakTree ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
best one so far
#132694 to #132684 - saltybanana (05/12/2014) [-]
ayyyyooo back in this bitch!!   
   
dude move on in life bro cant be crying like a lil bitch nigga. your dumbass is crying over her, while shes talk to other guys, probably getting pounded as well!!   
   
find your self another PYT hombre! theres a whooooole lot of women out there that can make you bust your loads in and outside of their mouths man ive seent it man     
   
1. stop talking back to her messages man, ignore the pussy   
2.get into lifting bro, it helped me when i went thru my first breakup  if you dont like lifting try a sport or a hobby    
3. stay positive, show up up in class with a big ass fucking smile up in that bitch!   
   
its a long progress but eventually you'll get over her, and you'll think back and laugh
ayyyyooo back in this bitch!!

dude move on in life bro cant be crying like a lil bitch nigga. your dumbass is crying over her, while shes talk to other guys, probably getting pounded as well!!

find your self another PYT hombre! theres a whooooole lot of women out there that can make you bust your loads in and outside of their mouths man ive seent it man

1. stop talking back to her messages man, ignore the pussy
2.get into lifting bro, it helped me when i went thru my first breakup if you dont like lifting try a sport or a hobby
3. stay positive, show up up in class with a big ass fucking smile up in that bitch!

its a long progress but eventually you'll get over her, and you'll think back and laugh
User avatar #132711 to #132694 - TheOldOakTree ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
thx mane i actually love lifting but i aint got no fucking $$$ for the gym im doing pushups like a moterfucker
User avatar #132816 to #132711 - saltybanana (05/13/2014) [-]
try this dudes channel, helped me get motivated to lift

www.youtube.com/channel/UCrzICdOsXhtn4zMlk4bnTIg
User avatar #132734 to #132711 - grebllejk (05/12/2014) [-]
Go on runs, they might damage potential gains, but a good trail and a good song are a good way of detatching yourself from stuff, giving you space to think and get over issues - sounds like a cliché but it's got me through tough times
#132686 to #132684 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/12/2014) [-]
resolve the issues. first loves are lingering and all that shit. i wouldn't exactly know cause im a alpha and i dont have these feelings but for you lesser males you should resolve the underlying issue and try to get closure   
   
like a html tag   
   
i mean you wouldn't type a href="www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf4Ddrsap_4> without the closing </a> tag right?   
   
amirite?
resolve the issues. first loves are lingering and all that shit. i wouldn't exactly know cause im a alpha and i dont have these feelings but for you lesser males you should resolve the underlying issue and try to get closure

like a html tag

i mean you wouldn't type a href="www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf4Ddrsap_4> without the closing </a> tag right?

amirite?
User avatar #132687 to #132686 - TheOldOakTree ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
stop trying so hard please
#132689 to #132687 - baitdoesnttalkback (05/12/2014) [-]
stop not trying to fix the situation
User avatar #132690 to #132689 - TheOldOakTree ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
yeah i moved on, but she keeps texting me FOR MY DICK
its de pusi b0ss
User avatar #132685 to #132684 - oborawatabinost (05/12/2014) [-]
I was sort of in the same situation as you. I lost my virginity to her (which I deeply regret), and she turned out to be a borderline psychopath who told me the same bullshit she's told several other guys before. I had/have had a lot of trouble letting go, though not because I love her, but because I hate her more than anything, even though I think I still love the person she pretended to be. Although I don't have the same class as her, I'm not even in the same state, which helps.

The best advice I can give is that time will make things better. It sounded like bad advice to me at the time, but it really does. Trust me, I know. In the meantime, find things to do. Improve yourself as a person however you can. Get in shape, learn new things, use experiences like yours to make yourself a better person, character-wise.
User avatar #132688 to #132685 - TheOldOakTree ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
yeah i was doing great, i greatly improved in my line of work, gained some muscle all of that
but the feelings kinda came back when she started texting me again
and as you say, part of those feeling are hate, because i found out she was cheating on me
i dont know dude i guess youre right, i just wanna get away for some time
thanks
User avatar #132692 to #132688 - oborawatabinost (05/12/2014) [-]
Oh, you never said she cheated on you. Fuck that bitch. I'm almost positive that my ex cheated on me in the beginning of our relationship. The problem with being angry and hating her, is that you also can't let go with those feelings as well. If you're looking to resolve those feelings, I'm afraid I can't be of much help, since I don't know how to do that either.
#132641 - riceandcurry (05/12/2014) [-]
Hey, /adv/.

I wanted to know if there was anyone in here who holds the same views I do, in terms of beauty.

Ever since I was little, I have never judged someone by their looks. I don't really know who is beautiful and who is not--- I mean, sure, there have been a couple of people in my life that I have seen that have made my eyes widen when I saw them because I thought that they were amazingly beautiful (though I only remember one of them, who is a Korean actress that I do not know the name of), but that's the extent of it. I see a person as the way they act when they are around me/how I observe their personality and behavior when they are with someone else (in the least creepy way possible).

I have tried to look at people with different eyes, such as the filter in which I think magazines would accept models and friends would label others, but all I think of is shit like, "Oh, yeah, I guess she's kind of attractive. Her face is really symmetrical." I can never put my finger on what might make a person look good, though-- for example, my friends would say someone has a good looking nose, but it's just a nose they're talking about. What's the big deal?

Ugh, I feel like one of those stereotypical teenagers that try to set themselves apart from everyone else.
Sorry if this annoyed anyone as much as it's annoying me.

TL;DR: I don't know how to differentiate physical beauty. What do?
User avatar #132660 to #132641 - advicedude (05/12/2014) [-]
Nice wall. I have that one too
#132643 to #132641 - Nameloc (05/12/2014) [-]
Each person has their own view on beauty.
How you view people is completely different from how I view people. Physically, that is.
For the most part, though, beauty is not only defined by physical appearance but how well they would do as a mate, so to speak. An example would be T&A on a woman; Great birthing hips and great supply of milk for children. Another example would be Muscles on a man; It means he would be a great protector and that he can do many things for his family.

It seems like you're more into personalities/ mental status over looks. Which is great!
Personalities last forever; Looks do not.

How you view people is nothing to be ashamed of. If anything, it makes your choice in finding the perfect someone easier, only because you'll truly know who they are before deciding to take things further.


Just note that everyone is different, and no one is normal.
To be normal is to lie to yourself; You'll only ever need one word to define yourself, and that is You.
User avatar #132644 to #132643 - Nameloc (05/12/2014) [-]
TL;DR

Keep being yourself.
Your view of people is an awesome one to have.

When you judge people, it is done justly; Not looking down on others, or favoring, because of their physical appearance is a great gift to have.
#132625 - communistninja (05/12/2014) [-]
So, I need your help
I can't really go anywhere else to ask
without being called disgusting but i need help

But, i want to fuck my cousin really bad


Like
what do i say to her to make her want me, or hint i am interested.. but not be too obvious and subtle.. enough where she wont be all "what the fuck is wrong with you you're disgusting anon" if she doesnt want me

A little about her, she is younger than i am and kinda fucked up.. she is a people person, extroverted, she cheats on her boyfriend all the time, has daddy issues, is on probation for stealing, and is openly bi

I've been hanging out with her a lot lately, simply to butter her up. im nice to her, i give her cigarettes a lot. and share my weed with her in hopes it will make her like me more and raise my chances.

But i feel i am making no progress
every time I think i get close i don't

I need your help on what to say to her.. or do
or how to pick up if she wants the dick or not?
im confused and i really want her bad
what do?

i could use tips from anyone.. but preferable someone who has before convinced a relative or step relative to fuck them
User avatar #132674 to #132625 - ajrin (05/12/2014) [-]
kidnap her and force her
#132668 to #132625 - princessren (05/12/2014) [-]
do you even like your cousin?
you know...as a person?
#132626 to #132625 - ipostcp (05/12/2014) [-]
First of all, fucking your family is illegal.

Secondly, no matter how badly you want to screw your family, your family will only want to think of you as family. Not a potential lover. Unless there is something incredibly fucked up with them. In this case the person who is fucked up is you.

Thirdly, you want to have sex with a girl for no other reason than she is hot. You think you have some sort of chance, because she is hanging out with you, when in reality the only reason you are hanging out with her is, because you are family.

It's disgusting and wrong. She already has so many issues, why you would want to add to them is beyond me. Well, I have an idea; you care about yourself and your dick. You couldn't give a shit about her.

www.funnyjunk.com/advice/132421#132421
#132683 to #132626 - 4chan refugee (05/12/2014) [-]
Nigga you're just sayin that shit cuz of ur past
User avatar #132627 to #132626 - communistninja (05/12/2014) [-]
well to be fair
...i dont get much action and no one else will ever want me anyway so you can kinda see why i want to.

plus she isn't geniticly related to me, im adopted
and who cares if both parties consent
User avatar #132628 to #132627 - ipostcp (05/12/2014) [-]
How old are you?
User avatar #132630 to #132629 - ipostcp (05/12/2014) [-]
Don't worry about it. Focus on your career at this point in your life. Girls will come.
User avatar #132632 to #132630 - communistninja (05/12/2014) [-]
probably not
User avatar #132633 to #132632 - ipostcp (05/12/2014) [-]
Do you have like, facial contusions?
#132637 to #132633 - communistninja (05/12/2014) [-]
No
but im awkward as fuck
Undesireable
nerdy

all girls i have encountered have been nothing but unkind to me
girls have flat out told me i am worthless or a dud and have walked off away from me on dates.

the ones that are cool dont want me
or are taken

so im at the point where i would fuck or date just about anyone
i am to the point of sexual frustration where it is physically and mentally exhausting/painful for me. i just want relief mostly.

and its not like there are whores in my small town of less then 2000 people
#132724 to #132637 - colfer (05/12/2014) [-]
Dude, don't listen to those idiots, the only reason they say that is because they don't like themselves enough. Wait for the right ones man. All you have to do is like yourself. Seriously. Confidence is the key! I'm not saying you should be douche, 'cus you shouldn't. Just be comfortable with who you are, don't lie about it because will hurt you more than helping you. Confidence: if you vuild it, they will come.
#132639 to #132637 - ipostcp (05/12/2014) [-]
Have some self restraint. You're horny. I get that. Fucking your cousin isn't the way to go though. Life ain't anime.

I can't tell you anything really. Just act normal around girls like you would with the guys. Well, for the most part anyway.

You will find a girl, she will like you and you will like her. It will happen. The problem for most people though is that they have very high standards. Which it seems you don't.

Just focus on something else and don't worry about them. Eventually they will come.

PS, if you're awkward around girls, just talk about stuff you would with your parents with them.
#132609 - ipostcp (05/12/2014) [-]
So I'm getting less and less attached to funnyjunk it seems. Most of my time goes to work or friends or general personal life. It's a pretty nice feeling. Feels like my life is full anyway. I love responsibility and routine.    
   
Anyway, I don't need advice or anything like that, but I was wondering how everyone is doing here. Like what are some good things that you have going on in your life? For me I have a few that I really enjoy.
So I'm getting less and less attached to funnyjunk it seems. Most of my time goes to work or friends or general personal life. It's a pretty nice feeling. Feels like my life is full anyway. I love responsibility and routine.

Anyway, I don't need advice or anything like that, but I was wondering how everyone is doing here. Like what are some good things that you have going on in your life? For me I have a few that I really enjoy.
#132723 to #132609 - minutes (05/12/2014) [-]
I got my last final exam for my a-levels tomorrow, haven't even started studying yet. Should probably do that soon.

Ehh i also really got back into lifting, new routine pretty motivated at the moment. mostly because i sit infront of the computer all the time and it bores the fuck out of me Also started doing cardio, but i suck at that, will get better soon.

Have been rejected by a girl i really liked a few weeks ago or something like that. Shit sucks but life goes on i guess.

What else could I do in my freetime? No real hobbys and not much money to start with. I hate being on the computer but I just have very little else to do.
User avatar #132706 to #132609 - iridium (05/12/2014) [-]
>less and less attached

Wat?

You're on this board literally every day man.
User avatar #132695 to #132609 - hickerydickery ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
I've been getting less and less attached to computers. I could spend the entire day doing nothing but browsing FJ, watching anime, and playing video games, but recently, I just can't sit in front of the PC for more than an hour, unless I'm playing with friends or cool people.

Part of that mostly comes from a few bad news, including having to spend another year in a Mexico, and I hate Mexico. And a break-up with my (now ex) gf.

Now I mostly spend my days outside with a few really good friends. Probably gonna end up moving with them, away from my family. These two friends live together in some small shitty house in a small shitty neighborhood. I still don't fully understand why I want to move out, and why THERE. But I guess part of it comes from wanting responsability, and a nice eat sleep work repeat routine.

And aside from that, I guess I found out I have a love for small parties. Mostly because only now do I realize why and how being drunk can be fun. So I've been partying and smoking weed.

That's my life right now, basically. Still got a year to go like this, don't think I'll get bored anytime soon, which is great. Right now I guess my main priorities would be to find a good job (which is a pain in the ass), using the money to move out, and finding someone to love, because I don't want to go a year alone haha.
User avatar #132671 to #132609 - godshandshake (05/12/2014) [-]
My main bae got snapchat so I talk to her erryday.
Other than that I don't have much good lmao, but I'm happy that you're happy. <3 xo
User avatar #132677 to #132671 - daryldixon (05/12/2014) [-]
snapchat me sometime
User avatar #132678 to #132677 - godshandshake (05/12/2014) [-]
what's your username?
User avatar #132645 to #132609 - advicedude (05/12/2014) [-]
sounds cool bro. My job consumes my life now
User avatar #132631 to #132609 - jollypiratedonut (05/12/2014) [-]
i bought some kool things recently bcuz job monies so thats bretty kool
User avatar #132634 to #132631 - ipostcp (05/12/2014) [-]
Buy me some cool stuf.
User avatar #132635 to #132634 - jollypiratedonut (05/12/2014) [-]
refrigerators r expensive
User avatar #132636 to #132635 - ipostcp (05/12/2014) [-]
You said you loved me.
User avatar #132638 to #132636 - jollypiratedonut (05/12/2014) [-]
i buy u tray of ice cubes
User avatar #132640 to #132638 - ipostcp (05/12/2014) [-]
T-thanks!
User avatar #132619 to #132609 - Nameloc (05/12/2014) [-]
Great way to lighten the mood around here!

Anyhow, I'm slowly dipping into Web Design. Going to go to college this fall and study Computer Science.
I feel like I'm finally doing something with my life. I feel like I've finally found a calling for something I love to do.

Which is weird, because I love to do everything...
Making music, websites, t-shirts, digital art, sketches; Computer repair, building computers, general troubleshooting with computers; Writing, reading, regexing regexcrossword.com/ ; Helping people, giving advice, etc.

But it's Web Design that I love to do the most. I can easily kill off a good 8 hours a day meticulously hand-coding a website.

Anyhow, I frequent FJ and /advice/ because of Procrastination.
Also I may or may not have an addiction to browsing FunnyJunk, Facebook, and YouTube.
Sometimes, when I get bored I open up a Facebook tab
Even though there's already 2 tabs there
I do the same with YouTube and FJ
#132620 to #132619 - ipostcp (05/12/2014) [-]
I don't use facebook anymore, because I don't have to many people who I like IRL to hang out with and stuff. The people I do like I have cell phone numbers.

I'm still doing some school stuff, but I'm working on my way to become a police officer. I started jogging 3 times a week and eating healthier in advance since it will help. I started studying for my drivers license and saving money. It feels bretty gud to have all my career stuff right there and ready for me essentially.

I have somebody I'm interested in and I have a few buddies that I can hang out with and have a beer or two as well.

I may get myself an apartment maybe sometime in the future soon too. Although, I feel I should think about that before I jump into a contract.
#132606 - badsamaritan (05/12/2014) [-]
Reactions board is never much help... can I get a  dump of your favorite reactions
Reactions board is never much help... can I get a dump of your favorite reactions
#132610 to #132606 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
Dump, Incoming!
#132617 to #132616 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
If anyone has the alternate version of this where it goes red and zooms in, that'd be appreciated.
If anyone has the alternate version of this where it goes red and zooms in, that'd be appreciated.
#132618 to #132617 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
I never find a suitable place to post this, but this always makes me laugh.
User avatar #132600 - leonhardt (05/12/2014) [-]
What would be the best, fastest way to find a roommate in my area, preferably someone in their 20's who can split rent on a 2br apartment with me?
I make decent money, so if we got a place for around 800 a month and split it down the middle, we'd be fine and dandy.

I've tried Craigslist, and have a rent room at this Russian dude's house if I can't find anything else. But I have to have a place by the end of the month.
This comes at the advice of the Russian dude, who has been running rent-houses for years. He says I would be best off finding someone my own age to rent a place with, since most of the people he rents to are in their 30s and 40s.
That's not really a problem for me, but I still think he's kinda right. I'd like to rent a place with someone I can relate to.

Should I try the College up the road, see if any kids wanna go halfsies on an apartment?

TL;DR How to best find someone my age to rent a room with me?
Don't have a lot of friends in the area, and need to be closer to work.
User avatar #132601 to #132600 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
Make friends at the college. It'll be awkward at first, but you'll come around and find someone eventually. Or even see if anyone at work is looking to relocate.

I would highly advise finding a place to rent first, then find a roommate.
$800/ month is pretty good. I have a friend who wants me to be his roommate, but the only apartments nearby are $1,200. And that's on the ghetto side of town.
Meanwhile in a bigger city, some apartments start off at $400/ month.

The Russian guy sounds pretty awesome, and his advice is pretty solid. Although if you have a full time job and focus primarily on that job, then having an older roommate wouldn't be too bad. It's just that you wouldn't have much to relate to them.

Anyhow, if you find an apartment near a college/ university you're bound to find a roommate through online ads.
User avatar #132602 to #132601 - leonhardt (05/12/2014) [-]
I don't actually attend the college, so it might be kinda weird.

I actually just found someone on Craigslist who is going to the college and needs a roommate. Hopefully he'll get back to me and we can get this rolling. But I shouldn't put all my eggs in one basket.
User avatar #132603 to #132602 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
Yeahhh. That could make it kinda hard to find people.
But if I'm not mistaken, most colleges have lounge areas. You could find creative ways at talking to new people or invoking them to inquire about being a roommate. Maybe pretend to call someone while you're there, start talking about needing to look for a roommate; Not the best idea, but it could work. Just be sure you know which type of person you're attempting to pick up, because more often than not it'll just be someone who doesn't mind living at home with their parents.

Other than that, again I would have to say ask people at your job. Especially if it's a full-time job. It would be the safest and quickest way to get a roommate. Plus you guys could carpool.
User avatar #132604 to #132603 - leonhardt (05/12/2014) [-]
Well. I sell cars. And I'm the youngest dude there by at least 10 years. Soooo, we would be facing the same problem.
User avatar #132605 to #132604 - leonhardt (05/12/2014) [-]
And I did already ask everyone there.
User avatar #132590 - zazonion (05/12/2014) [-]
Why am I so confused about my sexuality? It seems that I'm gay for one month and straight the next. I'm confused all the time about this shit. To make it worse I was pulled out of the closet by one of my "friends" so now everyone thinks I'm gay. The fuck do I do?
User avatar #132661 to #132590 - advicedude (05/12/2014) [-]
>growing up
User avatar #132672 to #132661 - zazonion (05/12/2014) [-]
I like this guys advice.
User avatar #132593 to #132590 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
You could change things up by saying that you're Bi.
It'll save your ass a bit. Especially if you feel like you may switch your sexual preference again.
User avatar #132673 to #132593 - zazonion (05/12/2014) [-]
Maybe, but I feel like people say they're bi as an excuse to play around with out being called gay.
#132591 to #132590 - 4chan refugee (05/12/2014) [-]
Watch some porn and whatever makes you harder is the choice for you. Your boner is always honest even when you're not
User avatar #132572 - tealeaf (05/12/2014) [-]
so can you guys help me on ways to pick up hints from girls?
User avatar #132662 to #132572 - advicedude (05/12/2014) [-]
lol nope. I'd tell you if I knew
User avatar #132682 to #132662 - tealeaf (05/12/2014) [-]
kinda ironic since your name is advide dude
User avatar #132801 to #132682 - advicedude (05/13/2014) [-]
It's just another one of life's mysteries. Find out next on Cosmos.
#132621 to #132572 - saltybanana (05/12/2014) [-]
man the best pick up line you can ever tell a girl is
"hey baby are your parents retarded? cause your special!" jk

No the best pick up line is "hey im anon..."
just be your self when approaching a female man. theyre human too
User avatar #132681 to #132621 - tealeaf (05/12/2014) [-]
i dont need help approaching a girl cuz the girl i like i talk to close to 6 hours a day o just need to know how to pick up hints
User avatar #132693 to #132681 - saltybanana (05/12/2014) [-]
just say really cheesy stuff to her, women love itb when you tell them cheesy shit.

just think of the most cheesy line you can think of
User avatar #132586 to #132572 - marinepenguin (05/12/2014) [-]
Depends on the girl and how well you know them.
#132577 to #132572 - linear (05/12/2014) [-]
Apparently if they talk to you in a higher pitch or if their pupils dilate when they talk to you
#132558 - 4chan refugee (05/12/2014) [-]
So about that friend who's sister I finished helping her with some work then she said maybe I can repay you by taking you out to a movie sometime and gave me a look a good one



Then I said nah I don't need anything in return



I'm just now realizing what I did
#132622 to #132558 - saltybanana (05/12/2014) [-]
BETA AS FUUUUUAK Hombre
BETA AS FUUUUUAK Hombre
User avatar #132608 to #132558 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/12/2014) [-]
Friends sister? eh.. I wouldn't go there.
User avatar #132587 to #132558 - marinepenguin (05/12/2014) [-]
Now that you realized it, all you have to do is fix it by messaging her or going up to her and saying something like "Hey I was thinking, I'll take you up on that movie if you're still up for it".
Just because the moment is over doesn't mean the offer isn't still there.
#132596 to #132587 - 4chan refugee (05/12/2014) [-]
You see this didn't happen today...more like a week....or a month ago
User avatar #132597 to #132596 - marinepenguin (05/12/2014) [-]
You can still be like, "Hey I remembered that you wanted to see a movie a while back, would you still want to go see one?"

Even if it's been awhile you still have the chance to take her up on it. She at least showed she was interested in going. She might still be.
User avatar #132560 to #132558 - nigalthornberry (05/12/2014) [-]
Something similar happened to me another opportunity will come
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