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User avatar #71602 - madmanslantern (05/11/2013) [-]
how can i eat le dead babies
User avatar #71603 to #71602 - kolimm (05/11/2013) [-]
steal a baby
kill it till it's dead
bake it to medium or well done
ask your crush to come over for a dinner
present the baked baby with a potato in it's mouth
eat it
User avatar #71593 - serpens (05/11/2013) [-]
Any suggestions on what movie I should watch?
(Not referring to things in theater)
User avatar #71638 to #71593 - advicedude (05/11/2013) [-]
The Big Lebowski
#71607 to #71593 - missing (05/11/2013) [-]
Fight Club
The Prestige (awesome to the max)
End of the Watch
Whore's Glory (Documentary)
Jarhead
Safe
The Grey
Limitless
Lord of war

They are all on Netflix if I remember correctly.
User avatar #71606 to #71593 - davvi (05/11/2013) [-]
anything with tom hanks
#71598 to #71593 - taggen (05/11/2013) [-]
Stir Crazy
Over the Hedge
Anything from Monty Python
The Hangover
Anything from Pixar

Fight Club
All three The Dark Knight
V for Vendetta
Lawabiding citizen
I Am Legend
#71592 - ballme (05/11/2013) [-]
hey guize.   
i've recently started making YouTube videos. I've made 2 but more are on the way. my most amount of views is about 22. how do i made my videos better known. they aren't all that great compared to most of the more famous you-tubers but they are something.    
i know this isn't all that important to you guys but its just something i've started recently and want to be better known.   
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hey guize.
i've recently started making YouTube videos. I've made 2 but more are on the way. my most amount of views is about 22. how do i made my videos better known. they aren't all that great compared to most of the more famous you-tubers but they are something.
i know this isn't all that important to you guys but its just something i've started recently and want to be better known.
pic unrelated
User avatar #71816 to #71592 - jinjo (05/12/2013) [-]
Find a band, upload a lyric video of a song of theirs as soon as it releases, post a link to your other videos in the description.

I did it with 'Surprise Surprise' by Billy Talent and got over 20,000 views, on top of that, my other videos started getting more views without the link in the description, so I'd imagine if you do link your videos they'll get lots more.

Also, add as many people as contacts as you can on youtube.
#71599 to #71592 - taggen (05/11/2013) [-]
Tell all your friends, share on facebook, find your own style and just keep making videos
#71588 - sheepysquirrel (05/11/2013) [-]
So I have recently been to 2 different psychiatrists (I see one to discuss life and my mental health and the other to do the same but he also prescribes me medication while the other can't, I think she is just a therapist or something idk) and I have been told by the one that I have schizophrenia, paranoia, and dissociative disorder.
She wants to put me on meds for the paranoia to see if it will help and possibly get rid of the dissociative thing too. (she wants me on meds for the schizophrenia but it's not so bad that it impacts my daily life too bad)

But my issue is, that I am afraid to get on the meds because I've always been the way I am and am afraid I may become a different person than who I am and who people know me to be.

Any advice on what to do? :I

User avatar #71656 to #71588 - thedumbledore (05/11/2013) [-]
I understand how you feel. I was terrified when I started meds, I was worried I would end up some boring ass, unimaginative empty shell. Truth is, it's not often like that. You DO change to an extent, but you will not lose any of your redeeming qualities.
What could paranoia possibly add to your life and friendships that is positive, after all.

It might take a little time getting used to your own feelings and self while on medicine, but I would just ask your friends and family if you have changed. I thought I was acting waaay to excitable, but my friends assured me I was exaggerating.

As someone else said, it's not a commitment. Give it maybe two months (longer if you are prescribes SSRI's) and see how you feel in yourself and how others are perceiving the medicated you. If you don't like it, stop. Talk to the therapist and you can either continue without medication or they can prescribe a different one.

There are SO many types of medication used to treat these things. Each may have a different effect on you, so don't give up if you do not like the first one.

Good luck :)
User avatar #71699 to #71656 - sheepysquirrel (05/11/2013) [-]
Well it's not just the paranoia thing that freaks me out but the dissociative thing. I already have issues differing what is real and what isn't and I am not depressed but my family has a history of depression so if I start realizing what is real I could end up all depressed.

Thanks for the advice, I'll try the meds and see what happens :)

Also thanks to the other comments. I'm sure you'll all check back at some point so I won't respond individually.
User avatar #71705 to #71699 - thedumbledore (05/11/2013) [-]
Sorry man, I don't know what to say to help on the dissociative front. While I am aware of what is it, I think it's something you have to go through to really understand.

Hope it goes well, anyway.
User avatar #71600 to #71588 - madmanslantern (05/11/2013) [-]
Take the damn meds.

Else, it's only gonna get worse dude.
User avatar #71595 to #71588 - Ruspanic ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
Try the meds, see how it goes. It's not like you have to make an irreversible lifetime commitment or anything.
#71587 - bastille (05/11/2013) [-]
>Ok so i made two new friends, average looking guys
>25 & 26 y/o average looking but not my type, they are cool guise, they talk about boring things and girls
>they invited me to a triple date with girls at one of my friend's place (they didn't know i was gay at time) .. (i posted here asking what do?)
> it was a very stressing situation for me, the guys eventually found out i was gay (but the girls didn't).. (i don't know why they didn't , they must be reallty dumb lel)
>so now i'm in other awkward situation ,turns out the guys want to fuck my ass
>must be cause i'm straight acting and they must have a dominace fetish or something.. also people find me good looking idk why i thing i'm average
>i don't want to fuck with them they want tot fuck me because they don't have girls
>also i'm nobody's whore nor cum dumpster
>this saturday(tomorrow/today) i'll be at my friend's house again. what should i do? they are cool but i don't want to fuck them cause they don't really like me they jjust wanna fuck me.

TLDR: 2 guise wanna buttfuckme cause they think imma gay whore with penis hunger and they can't catch anything else, i'm virgin and i wanna fuck with a guy that loves me for who i am :( cause i don't think my body & feelings are less important than women's.. i still wanna be friend of them .... what do?
User avatar #71627 to #71587 - multimedia ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
Here's a good plan: Stop fucking talking to them.
User avatar #71641 to #71627 - bastille (05/11/2013) [-]
they are cool, and if i do so then i would have no oe to talk to in the class, i think i'm not going today at my friend's place
User avatar #71597 to #71587 - caelinnis (05/11/2013) [-]
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.
YOU CAN GET FUCKED BY TWO GUYS AT ONCE.
THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.
YOU ARE SAD BECAUSE TWO ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU.
I WISH I HAD THAT PROBLEM.
I WANT THAT PROBLEM EVERY DAY.
User avatar #71642 to #71597 - bastille (05/11/2013) [-]
C'mon they are ugly and disgusting and they have bad moods. they talk about farts and shit... a lot but they are cool thats the prob... i think i'm not going to my friend's place today
User avatar #71605 to #71597 - kolimm (05/11/2013) [-]
hey i'm semi-actractive and i wanna fuck you
#71610 to #71605 - caelinnis (05/11/2013) [-]
oh...um
I think might...I mean I have to...uh
I'm not very good at this
User avatar #71611 to #71610 - kolimm (05/11/2013) [-]
take it calm and say you are above average and want to fuck 2
User avatar #71614 to #71612 - kolimm (05/11/2013) [-]
yes and then you say in big bold font how fertile you are and that you want to carry ma babys
User avatar #71616 to #71615 - kolimm (05/11/2013) [-]
and now im all baited you can go in for the kill

stab me where you want and penetrate me in the wound

now you just had sex 101
#71617 to #71616 - caelinnis (05/11/2013) [-]
Jokes on you, I have AIDS.
User avatar #71619 to #71617 - kolimm (05/11/2013) [-]
i have lycantropy so i cant get diseases
#71620 to #71619 - caelinnis (05/11/2013) [-]
You had sex with me and you didn't even tell me you were a werewolf?
User avatar #71621 to #71620 - kolimm (05/11/2013) [-]
fuck you you stabbed me in a bodypart of your choice and tried to give me aids


and i never said i was a werewolf. im a wereboar
#71622 to #71621 - caelinnis (05/11/2013) [-]
Wereboar? I'm no porkosexual. Get out of here, you abomination.
User avatar #71623 to #71622 - kolimm (05/11/2013) [-]
don't you wanna boink boink till i make you scream oink oink?
User avatar #71589 to #71587 - sheepysquirrel (05/11/2013) [-]
Let them know before-hand that you only see them as friends and don't drink any open bottle drinks.
User avatar #71590 to #71589 - bastille (05/11/2013) [-]
yeah they want me to drink i'm 18
User avatar #71591 to #71590 - sheepysquirrel (05/11/2013) [-]
Do you usually drink?
Cause (assuming you live in america based on mentioning your age) most people here seem to start drinking at like 14 anyway so they may presume you do.
If you don't, just let them know that before heading over. Or invite a friend along with you so you don't get ganged up on.
#71580 - N. Korean citizen (05/11/2013) [-]
I need some help with something. Im feeling very conflicted but i dont know what the best choice with me...

Awhile ago, i broke up with the love of my life. He had just hurt me a lot, in quite a few ways. But i loved him immensely, i was just tired of getting hurt.
That was about a month and a half ago, a little bit after i broke up with him, i started dating this other guy. Through out the entire time, i could never stop thinking about my ex, every day and night, when i woke up and went to sleep. which sounds dramatic, i know, but Im really being serious about it. I also couldnt really be myself in fron of anyone else other than my ex, Im a weird girl with some weird tendencies. He accepted me for them and loved me for them. I just didnt get the feeling that i was fully accepted with anyone else so I have a few closed of areas not known by anyone else. I just didnt feel open with them.
#71581 to #71580 - N. Korean citizen (05/11/2013) [-]

I have this problem of locking up my feelings or ignoring them at times, i make myself do that, because i was trying to forget about him and my problems.
They kept growing and growing though, and i could never forget about him or them.

I broke up with the other guy, because he was getting feelings for me where I knew id just end up hurting him.
So, around a week ago, we had both been struggling on whether or not we should stop talking to eachother, because it was hurting me and he needed to get over me. I sort of snapped and gave up fighting against my feelings and told him I'd try with him again. I didnt want to stop talking with him and lose him forever. I couldnt trust him, and he said that he would try to get my trust back so we could be together again, because, you know, no relationship without trust.
#71582 to #71581 - N. Korean citizen (05/11/2013) [-]
Thing is, before that, he had sex with 3 different girls, at seperate times, and he was still talking to the third one when we decided that. He was starting to like her, and they talked on skype a lot. They still did at the time. Though he told me that it wasnt the same, and that everytime she reacted to something, he'd notice that that was how i wouldnt react and think things similar to that, wishing it was me.

Some things happened since last week, and now we're in a relationship (though i still have trouble trusting) We've gone back into the exact same setting that we had before we broke up, like nothing ever happened, although we still talk about it.

But i just keep feeling like Im holding him back. Like he wouldve been happier with that third girl, Ashley, and would have eventually forgotten about me. Not to mention he could actually be with her, unlike me. He wouldnt feel lonely with her, or have any of the hurt that our relationship causes. Its a long distance relationship...
#71583 to #71582 - N. Korean citizen (05/11/2013) [-]
So. there is a lot of burden that comes with it... but we know that if we do make it together, and are eventually permanently physically together, than we will be really happy, and that its worth the risks. We've actually met eachother and have been together, but in accumulative time its really only been 2 weeks out of the 2 years that we have been talking.
Back on point, Today Ashley kept on texting him, trying to get him the hang out with her, and probably so that they could have sex, but he told me that he was saying no to her. He's completely ditching her for me, and i hate it. I feel like i ruined that for him, that potential, when he couldve been happier with that and forgotten about me and the pain i caused him.
All my brain can think is what doooo, while it rips its conflicting self to shreds.
#71586 to #71583 - N. Korean citizen (05/11/2013) [-]
JustForTheLulz he didnt cheat on me, that was after i broke up with him
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User avatar #71579 - negativeone (05/11/2013) [-]
A user just blocked me...
How do I celebrate?
User avatar #71577 - faithrider ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
i know technically this is technology advice, and i am already asking gaming board this too. but i can't seem to find any other place to put this (also, when did the fag-anons take over the board?) anyway, my girlfriend has this acer-Aspire 7741Z-4645 with a cracked lcd. i can't seem to find a replacement one anywhere. i have the experience to replace it myself, i just need the part. if i could find it i'll be able to fix it for her birthday.
#71609 to #71577 - missing (05/11/2013) [-]
I haven't found a exact acer-Aspire 7741Z-4645. (didn't you make a typo?)

But I did find a 7741Z-4643 and 4641. (17.3-inch WideScreen (15.5"x8.98")

Which are around the 70$

https://www.laptopscreen.com/English/section/search/index.php?section=products&m odel=ASPIRE%207741Z-4643&brand=Acer

If they are the exact size it isn't that much of a hassle to replace the monitor.
If you have any questions just ask.
User avatar #71813 to #71609 - faithrider ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
i twas 4643, there was a scratch on the 3 on the label. thank you good sir. i will keep this in mind in my quest!
#71576 - N. Korean citizen (05/11/2013) [-]
Lol at aclopolipse trying to pretend like people LIKE him by spamming the board with his own name. Pathetic
#71575 - N. Korean citizen (05/11/2013) [-]
holy shit clopoliseipie. Stop spamming the board.
User avatar #71569 - twi (05/11/2013) [-]
people are mean to me :(
#71574 to #71569 - N. Korean citizen (05/11/2013) [-]
TRY USING STAR TREK PICTURES AND WRITE LENGTHY PARAGRAPHS EVERY COMMENT. WORKS EVERY TIME.
User avatar #71571 to #71569 - imcharlie (05/11/2013) [-]
stfu homo
User avatar #71570 to #71569 - flutteryay **User deleted account** (05/11/2013) [-]
People are also nice to you.
User avatar #71573 to #71570 - danidaniels **User deleted account** (05/11/2013) [-]
this is true...
User avatar #71567 - imcharlie (05/11/2013) [-]
I have a cold sore on my lip, and I keep poking it with my tongue, but that only makes it worse):
#71568 to #71567 - N. Korean citizen (05/11/2013) [-]
WHY DON'T YOU ASK ACLOPOLIPSE?
#71563 - N. Korean citizen (05/11/2013) [-]
ACLOPOLIPSE, I HAVE A PROBLEM. THERE IS THIS WANNA-BE ACLOPOLIPSE NAMED ADVICEDUDE WHO'S SHAMING YOU BY GIVING NON-PARAGRAPH LENGTH ADVICE. HOW DO I STOP THIS HERETIC CUNT FROM SPREADING HIS VILE PLAGUE UPON THE EARTH?
#71566 to #71563 - N. Korean citizen (05/11/2013) [-]
HE DOESN'T EVEN USE STAR TREK PICTURES. ADVICEDUDE IS A STAIN ON THE BACK ASSHOLE OF THE INTERNET
#71561 - N. Korean citizen (05/11/2013) [-]
ACLOPOLIPSE, I HAVE A PROBLEM. THERE IS THIS WANNA-BE ACLOPOLIPSE NAMED ADVICEDUDE WHO'S SHAMING YOU BY GIVING NON-PARAGRAPH LENGTH ADVICE. HOW DO I STOP THIS HERETIC CUNT FROM SPREADING HIS VILE PLAGUE UPON THE EARTH?
#71562 to #71561 - N. Korean citizen (05/11/2013) [-]
NEEDS MORE BOLD
#71555 - N. Korean citizen (05/11/2013) [-]
LENGTH IS LIFE
#71558 to #71555 - N. Korean citizen (05/11/2013) [-]
LENGTH IS LOVE
#71544 - N. Korean citizen (05/11/2013) [-]
LENGTH IS INTELLIGENCE.
#71545 to #71544 - N. Korean citizen (05/11/2013) [-]
MORE LENGTH MEANS BETTER SEX
#71547 to #71545 - N. Korean citizen (05/11/2013) [-]
BETTER SEX MEANS BETTER ADVICE
#71549 to #71547 - N. Korean citizen (05/11/2013) [-]
WELCOME TO ADVICE BOARD, GIVING SEX ADVICE TO BETA MALES SINCE 2012. MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER ON BEHALF OF OUR GLORIOUS LEADER?
#71552 to #71549 - N. Korean citizen (05/11/2013) [-]
WELL YOU SEE. THERE'S THIS 10/10 POPULAR CHICK WHO WON'T SUCK MY DICK EVEN THOUGH I'M A SOLID 15/7 WITH A NECKBEARD, FEDORA, AND MONOCLE. WHAT DO I DO OH LORD AND SAVIOR ACLOPOLIPSE?
#71554 to #71552 - N. Korean citizen (05/11/2013) [-]
PLEASE WAIT WHILE OUR MIGHTY LORD AND MASTER CREATES SEVERAL PARAGRAPHS INTEGRATING HUMAN SOCIAL DYNAMICS AND QUANTUM PHYSICS SO THAT YOU CAN KILL YOURSELF BECAUSE NOBODY LOVES YOU
#71557 to #71554 - N. Korean citizen (05/11/2013) [-]
I'LL HOLD.

BOY I CAN'T WAIT TILL I GET TO FUCK THIS BITCH'S BRAINS OUT!

THERE'S NO PROBLEM ACLOPOLIPSE CAN'T SOLVE!!!
#71560 to #71557 - N. Korean citizen (05/11/2013) [-]
WHAT ABOUT THE QUESTION, THE ULTIMATE QUESTION THAT MUST NEVER BE ANSWERED, THAT SILENCE FALLS WHEN THE QUESTION IS ASKED?
#71564 to #71560 - N. Korean citizen (05/11/2013) [-]
DON'T EVEN MENTION IT FOOL!!!! SOME INNOCENT CHILD MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY HEAR US AND ASK HIM. IMAGINE THE CHAOS!
#71565 to #71564 - N. Korean citizen (05/11/2013) [-]
FUCK OFF ANON. I MUST ASK THIS QUESTION SO THAT ACLOPOLIPSE MAY ANSWER IS TO PROVE HIS INTELLIGENCE!
#71540 - N. Korean citizen (05/11/2013) [-]
Advicedude, I need some advice. How do I give shitty advice without people hating me? You seem to be the expert on this topic.
#71541 to #71540 - N. Korean citizen (05/11/2013) [-]
You should ask aclopoliseipie! I heard he gives amazing advice!....or that's what all my friends say. They interpret length as intelligence. And my massive cock agrees!
#71542 to #71541 - N. Korean citizen (05/11/2013) [-]
HOW DARE YOU DISHONOR OUR LORD ACLOPOLIPSE, PROPHET OF TEXTWALL
#71546 to #71542 - N. Korean citizen (05/11/2013) [-]
ADVICE
A-ACLOPOLIPSE
D-DEMONSTRATES
V-VIVID
I-INSTANCES
C-CONTAINING
E-EMPATHY

#71548 to #71546 - N. Korean citizen (05/11/2013) [-]
INCORRECT. OUR GLORIOUS LEADER IS ABOVE EMPATHY. HE IS A BEING OF PURE INTELLIGENCE BEYOND THE COMPREHENSION OF MERE MORTALS SUCH AS YOURSELF.
#71550 to #71548 - N. Korean citizen (05/11/2013) [-]
ACLOPOLIPSE IS A SOLID FORM OF INTELLIGENCE. IT IS AS IF THE INTELLIGENCE ITSELF CREATED A PERSONA OF ACLOPOLIPSE.
#71551 to #71550 - N. Korean citizen (05/11/2013) [-]
NOW YOU'RE SPEAKING MY LANGUAGE
#71553 to #71551 - N. Korean citizen (05/11/2013) [-]
JUST TALKING ABOUT ACLOPOLIPSE MAKES ME FEEL MORE INTELLIGENT.

EMBRACE ME LEADER.

!!_FILL ME WITH HOPE AND STRENGTH AND SEMEN
_!!
#71556 to #71553 - N. Korean citizen (05/11/2013) [-]
IF
WE
TALK
LOUDER
HE
CAN
HEAR
US
BRIGHTER
#71559 to #71556 - N. Korean citizen (05/11/2013) [-]
ACLOPOLIPSE, I NEED ADVICE.

WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO BECOME YOUR ADVICE SLAVE?

PLEASE. JUST TIE ME UP AND SHOVE YOUR SEXY ADVICE DOWN MY THROAT ALL DAY BABY. GIVE IT TO ME NOW
#71536 - N. Korean citizen (05/11/2013) [-]
OK don't kill me for bringing up items, but I have a rare item ticket. what does that mean? its only worth one point. do i exchange it for some rare item or something? if so how?
User avatar #71608 to #71536 - davvi (05/11/2013) [-]
if you don't collect items, just give it to a random user. that's what i do everytime.
#71539 to #71536 - N. Korean citizen (05/11/2013) [-]
Give it to charity and regain honor with your famiry
User avatar #71531 - mikli (05/11/2013) [-]
How the fuck do I force myself to go to bed earlier? I have exams soon, and I'm already enough of a zombie without running on 40 hours no sleep.
User avatar #71533 to #71531 - misticalz ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
An alarm clock.
User avatar #71522 - ishallsmiteyou (05/11/2013) [-]
I had to delete my old account (lost one of those rolling contest things), and made this new one. Help me out?
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