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#56047 - N. Korean citizen (02/24/2013) [-]
Guys, which laptop should I buy that's $300 or less?

Not using it for any games since I have a PC for that, but I'm going to go to a different country for a few months and I feel like I should bring a laptop so I can still be in touch with my friends and family. lul. I would prefer a sleek design, but whatever. Any suggestions?
User avatar #56057 to #56047 - everheat (02/24/2013) [-]
I would suggest spending atleast 400 on a laptop.
#56059 to #56057 - N. Korean citizen (02/24/2013) [-]
In that case, which laptop is best for $400?
User avatar #56075 to #56059 - everheat (02/24/2013) [-]
Phillips ones are always reliable.

Also Acer is decent.
User avatar #56054 to #56047 - faggol (02/24/2013) [-]
There's a new laptop that google made. Look it up
#56044 - N. Korean citizen (02/24/2013) [-]
I just found out that sexy lips is my fetish. When I see beautiful lips l want to put my penis in slowly and feel her lips. Is that wierd?
User avatar #56046 to #56044 - kirluu (02/24/2013) [-]
Could be a lot worse. I have somewhat that same attraction, same as the face of a girl as well as her expressions are just as deciding as her body shape, in my opinion.
User avatar #56020 - advicedude (02/24/2013) [-]
$10 for lunch. What do.
User avatar #56101 to #56020 - lukagamer (02/24/2013) [-]
3$ for 8 hours, deal with that like i do.
User avatar #56040 to #56020 - misticalz (02/24/2013) [-]
Buy a sub from Safeway, they're like 4 bucks and they taste good. :3
#56028 to #56020 - Spikeydeath ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
I suggest a gyro
User avatar #56027 to #56020 - tjcomics (02/24/2013) [-]
Bring $10 to lunch and pay for it and eat it.
User avatar #56010 - jcmckinnie (02/24/2013) [-]
2 questions: 1. How do you roll pictures/dubs

2. How does one post a gif? Whenever I try to it turns out as a still image
#56015 to #56010 - davvi (02/24/2013) [-]
*roll picture*   
*roll x* (x digits; replace x with a number from 1-9; so for getting dubs it would be 2)   
   
to post a gif, just select it as your image, dont know what the problem could be. maybe your gif is still to begin with?
*roll picture*
*roll x* (x digits; replace x with a number from 1-9; so for getting dubs it would be 2)

to post a gif, just select it as your image, dont know what the problem could be. maybe your gif is still to begin with?
User avatar #56035 to #56015 - jcmckinnie (02/24/2013) [-]
I don't think so. In my folder it's not still.
User avatar #56036 to #56035 - davvi (02/24/2013) [-]
post it here?
User avatar #56048 to #56038 - davvi (02/24/2013) [-]
i can see it moving
User avatar #56065 to #56048 - jcmckinnie (02/24/2013) [-]
Right. When I comment, it always works. But when I try to post it as content, that's when it fails.
User avatar #56073 to #56065 - davvi (02/24/2013) [-]
ah i see.
are you trying to upload it as "picture"?
you have to select the option "animated gif"
User avatar #56076 to #56073 - jcmckinnie (02/24/2013) [-]
Ahhh. I am not a smart man. Thank you for that.
User avatar #56034 to #56015 - jcmckinnie (02/24/2013) [-]
**jcmckinnie rolls 66**
User avatar #56060 to #56034 - smorguynator (02/24/2013) [-]
nice dubs.
#56033 to #56015 - jcmckinnie (02/24/2013) [-]
**jcmckinnie rolled a random image posted in comment #275044 at Pokemon **
#56009 - swedey (02/24/2013) [-]
So, my friend was in love with this girl, her name is Alice. the were kinda half dating i should say, then they Alice ''lost feelings'' for my friend, and now in school we had a one week break and me, alice and our other three friends started to hang out this hole week, nothing special just hanging out, and now i started to kinda fall in love with Alice, she's an awesome girl, really funny and open. But i just can't say that i like her because if she feels the same, then i just can't get together with her because she has a past with my best friend, that i have known since 2 grade. Please guys help i am in a hard situation, i ould really need some advice. sorry if i type any word wrong

thanks FunnyJunkers for allways bringing a smile to my face :)
User avatar #56112 to #56009 - Zarke (02/24/2013) [-]
Talk to your buddy. If he's cool with it, no more inhibition. However, if it'd tear him apart inside, you have to weigh whether or not you'd want to do that to him against being with her. Is hurting your friend worth it?
User avatar #56017 to #56009 - Timmietim ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
also
level 0 account
try harder
User avatar #56016 to #56009 - Timmietim ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
Bros before hoes
#56018 to #56016 - swedey (02/24/2013) [-]
yeah, you're right
User avatar #56102 to #56018 - lukagamer (02/24/2013) [-]
Its really not a good thing to do, but if your friend is okay with it, why not.
#56209 to #56102 - swedey (02/25/2013) [-]
It's that, he really likes her and i don't know if i should wait a wile, but now all of a sudden i see him hanning out another girl :/
#56008 - smorguynator (02/24/2013) [-]
In youtube, the website display has gone really small, and I have no Idea how to get it bigger.

Using Firefox on windows 8. Any Ideas how to make it bigger?
User avatar #56039 to #56008 - xxhunterxx (02/24/2013) [-]
I know your problem.
You're using windows 8.
User avatar #56041 to #56039 - smorguynator (02/24/2013) [-]
That is a big problem.

I wanted Windows 7, but only Acers had it sooo....
User avatar #56012 to #56008 - davvi (02/24/2013) [-]
ctrl and 0 or ctrl and +
User avatar #56013 to #56012 - smorguynator (02/24/2013) [-]
Thank You very much!
User avatar #56003 - kaylaaqueen (02/24/2013) [-]
so im friends with this guy. hes one of the really popular guys and all the girls want him.. hes my friend but we also have sex together when were alone. well when i say "friend", we hang around eachother but he always teases me and calls me names.
i know a few guys who like me and hes managed to make all of them back off cos they know he could beat them up, and im happy that hes there to protect me :)

but is he my boyfriend or just a friend? :/ were still both "single" on facebook
User avatar #56042 to #56003 - misticalz (02/24/2013) [-]
Can we just ban this fegget already.
User avatar #56021 to #56003 - advicedude (02/24/2013) [-]
He's just a friend.
#56006 to #56003 - N. Korean citizen (02/24/2013) [-]
10/10 made me rage
User avatar #56000 - marinepenguin (02/24/2013) [-]
Went to my first party, drank about 20 beers, got reeeaaally drunk, woke up this morning perfectly fine. I had no hangover that I can tell. I can remember drinking a lot of water instead of beer after awhile, could that be why? Should I continue doing that?
User avatar #56045 to #56000 - cakebro (02/24/2013) [-]
first of all twenty beers is enough to kill the average 200 pound male with relative certainty. You say this was your first time at a party, so don't exaggerate, it doesn't make you sound any cooler.
Secondly, yes drinking a lot of water can help you not get as bad a hangover. A hangover is half dehydration and half the fact that you literally spent an entire night slowly poisoning yourself. So yeah, drinking more water can help with the dehydration bit of a hangover, but its no miracle cure. I also found that I didn't start getting hangovers until I was 19 or so. Most of my friends are the same way, the younger ones get hangovers less frequently and less severely. Enjoy it while it lasts.
User avatar #56080 to #56045 - marinepenguin (02/24/2013) [-]
Wasn't trying to sound cool, my bad, just bad guessing since I lost track. Now that I have a clear head, I think it was more like 8 or 9. But still, thanks for the input.
User avatar #56099 to #56080 - cakebro (02/24/2013) [-]
:) that seems more reasonable
any time
#56029 to #56000 - Spikeydeath ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
I dont get hang overs either lol
User avatar #56022 to #56000 - advicedude (02/24/2013) [-]
Sure if you want to destroy your liver.
User avatar #56030 to #56022 - marinepenguin (02/24/2013) [-]
Drinking every now and then will not destroy your liver. I don't plan on doing this every weekend.
User avatar #56001 to #56000 - davvi (02/24/2013) [-]
yes, a friend of mine told me he's never had a hangover because he always drinks a lot of water before going to sleep.
never tried it myself though, i'm usually not drunk enough to get a hangover or too drunk to be bothered drinking water before going to sleep
User avatar #56002 to #56001 - marinepenguin (02/24/2013) [-]
I'll be doing that from now on then. I've found I have a surprising amount of self control.
#55995 - N. Korean citizen (02/24/2013) [-]
http://cdn () [url deleted]

can someone please tell me how the fuck you 'activate' this thing?!
#55996 to #55995 - N. Korean citizen (02/24/2013) [-]
http://cdn () sulitstatic () com/images/2013/0217/191407682_0729249910701386709d350ecab3af15f13b8a0e9a8fa67f7 63653d8e6.jpg
#55987 - gracefuldamned (02/24/2013) [-]
So chatroulette sucks now. Omegle always sucked. Alternatives? I just like webcamming with random strangers, where can I go for that?
So chatroulette sucks now. Omegle always sucked. Alternatives? I just like webcamming with random strangers, where can I go for that?
User avatar #56023 to #55987 - advicedude (02/24/2013) [-]
meetme
#56004 to #55987 - N. Korean citizen (02/24/2013) [-]
>Go back on omegle, non webcam
>define interests (I dunno, anime)
>pretend to be girl
>laugh as stranger gets their hopes up
#55999 to #55987 - Spikeydeath ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
try talking to random strangers irl?
User avatar #55991 to #55987 - bluebabybell (02/24/2013) [-]
tinychat
#55988 to #55987 - N. Korean citizen (02/24/2013) [-]
There's this one created by 4chan, can't remember the name though
User avatar #55989 to #55988 - gracefuldamned (02/24/2013) [-]
this does not help me, but thank you.
User avatar #55985 - evenx (02/24/2013) [-]
Is there anywhere on Funnyjunk I can look for discussion on good horror movies and video games and such?
User avatar #55986 to #55985 - amissingmouse ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
Not so sure, I think you'll have to look for individual users. but I'm sure the boards " Television" and "games" would work well. :)

I know a bit about some scary movies if you wanna talk about that x]
User avatar #55982 - Leopard (02/24/2013) [-]
If I shave my body hair, will it grow back thicker?
User avatar #56024 to #55982 - advicedude (02/24/2013) [-]
No. It's a myth.
#56005 to #55982 - N. Korean citizen (02/24/2013) [-]
I had a hernia around my pubes, and they shaved it during the operation. it grew back like a fucking forest
User avatar #55992 to #55982 - bluebabybell (02/24/2013) [-]
I doesn't grow back thicker, it just looks like it does because of the way the end of the hair has been cut when shaving. Let it grow out for a while after and it will just look normal. Alternatively use hair removal cream so it looks natural when it's growing out..

if you really want to go to the trouble of doing all that
User avatar #55983 to #55982 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/24/2013) [-]
It's been proven that shaving hair often makes it grow back faster/thicker.

What were you planning on shaving?
User avatar #55984 to #55983 - Leopard (02/24/2013) [-]
my chest/stomach... i'm like a carpet of hair (brown people problems)

I've never done it before, but I plan to go swimming (for the first time) soon so I feel like trimming or shaving my body hair is nessasary.
User avatar #56043 to #55984 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/24/2013) [-]
try using an electric shaver.
User avatar #56082 to #56043 - Leopard (02/24/2013) [-]
Would an electric shaver thicken hair in any way?
User avatar #56084 to #56082 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/24/2013) [-]
I dont believe so because it doesnt shave skin-smooth.
User avatar #55975 - midnightglass (02/24/2013) [-]
hey everyone i need help uninstalling roxio creator from my laptop ... before you tell me i already tried uninstalling it throw control panel and it didnt work a message popped up and said ... Unable to find a certificate file. and then it stops working .. please help
User avatar #56025 to #55975 - advicedude (02/24/2013) [-]
Get an uninstaller program from the internets.
User avatar #55963 - rockmanfan (02/24/2013) [-]
im not happy. my life is going ok, i have a nice social life, but im not happy. at all. why?
#55980 to #55963 - N. Korean citizen (02/24/2013) [-]
hang out with your friends and then come back here and see your opinion
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User avatar #55964 to #55963 - advicedude (02/24/2013) [-]
Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs. Check that out.

http://psychology.about.com/od/theoriesofpersonality/a/hierarchyneeds.htm
User avatar #55961 - icecubeslayer (02/24/2013) [-]
I'm making a picture that's got everything internet/of my interest, but I'm out of ideas. Got anything for me?
User avatar #55965 to #55961 - advicedude (02/24/2013) [-]
I don't understand what the question is.
User avatar #55974 to #55965 - icecubeslayer (02/24/2013) [-]
Ideas for what to put in my picture. Anything awesome/internet related.
User avatar #55976 to #55974 - advicedude (02/24/2013) [-]
lurk all the 4chan boards
User avatar #55977 to #55976 - icecubeslayer (02/24/2013) [-]
And then my picture was full of gore.
User avatar #55978 to #55977 - advicedude (02/24/2013) [-]
not just /b/ i mean all the boards.
User avatar #55979 to #55978 - icecubeslayer (02/24/2013) [-]
Hmm... not a bad idea.
User avatar #55949 - GEofmann (02/24/2013) [-]
can i get a good website, from which i can download a virus-free code generator?
User avatar #55966 to #55949 - advicedude (02/24/2013) [-]
No you may not.
User avatar #55948 - ambsie (02/24/2013) [-]
What's gayer than gay?
User avatar #55967 to #55948 - advicedude (02/24/2013) [-]
Items
User avatar #55946 - hongtonggobblenuts (02/24/2013) [-]
Why do people post pictures of themselves lighting a cigarette on facebook?
User avatar #55968 to #55946 - advicedude (02/24/2013) [-]
Because they are mainstream.
#55947 to #55946 - N. Korean citizen (02/24/2013) [-]
A lot of people think blowing smoke out in pictures is cool. Smoking is seen my many as a cool fashionable thing to do.
#56031 to #55947 - Spikeydeath ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
Cigars are classy as fuck
but seriously cigar smokers rarely do it constantly
User avatar #55950 to #55947 - hongtonggobblenuts (02/24/2013) [-]
Because it's "top shit", right?
User avatar #55945 - unncommon (02/24/2013) [-]
Alright guys, I have to wake up at 6:30 tomorrow (which is bull shit...I'm not even going to school anymore), and it's 23:13 (glorious 24 hour clock, master race).
Any pointers at me going to bed?

>went to bed at 5 last night
User avatar #55969 to #55945 - advicedude (02/24/2013) [-]
Why don't you go to school.
User avatar #55994 to #55969 - unncommon (02/24/2013) [-]
Temporarily pulled out due to behavioral issues and low g.p.a. with recommended counseling.
Or something.
User avatar #55962 to #55945 - icecubeslayer (02/24/2013) [-]
Alcohol helps.
User avatar #55993 to #55962 - unncommon (02/24/2013) [-]
I drank the rest of it around 12. But good advice though.
#55940 - methead (02/24/2013) [-]
Does anyone know the chemical breakdown of Bleach? I searched it on google but it gave me a bunch of reactions and shit. I just want to know what bleach is made of so i can experiment with it.

My first test would be to urinate(contains ammonia) and pour bleach to create a deadly gas. Then put it into a windex bottle and spray it in peoples face

This would be useful if i could find a way to make some sort of gas with it. Maybe tear gas but thats too hard to make.

Any ideas? All will be appreciated, thanks.
#56050 to #55940 - cakebro (02/24/2013) [-]
One part japanese anime
two parts zanpakuto
one part black kimonos
#55941 to #55940 - N. Korean citizen (02/24/2013) [-]
So it sounds like you want to kill people?
#55943 to #55941 - methead (02/24/2013) [-]
maybe..

it beats shooting, with enough gas, you can potentially fill up the whole building.
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