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User avatar #134619 - eddio ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
I have a problem with sleeping.

As in, whenever I do sleep, I always end up sleeping for way longer than 8 hours, even though i sleep daily.

Is it something Im eating? Or not eating? Does the hour at which I go to bed have some bearing on the amount of time I sleep for?

At this point, I'm often finding myself waking up at 2-4 in the afternoon, I couyld really use help on this.
User avatar #134629 to #134619 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
You've more than likely made it a habit of going to sleep at, let's say in the AM, and waking in the PM.

One way to change your sleeping pattern is to force it so you sleep for 4 or 6 hours.
Try going to bed earlier.
Set multiple alarms.
Make a reason for why you need to be awake at that time.

If you don't have much of a reason to get up, you won't.
You'll just keep hitting the snooze and going straight back to sleep.
But if there is something you need to do that day, then you will wake up on time.
User avatar #134633 to #134629 - sonicsyndicate (05/21/2014) [-]
i woke up to a text asking if i wanted to fuck from a chick on my road ive known for a while and i just went back to sleep so that cant be entirely true xD
#134634 to #134633 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
...   
   
Well, what normally wakes me up is if I have an appointment/ job to be at.   
Recently, having quit my job, there isn't much of a reason to wake up on time.   
   
Create a reason that you absolutely need to be awake for.   
Otherwise breaking out of the habit will be a lot harder and longer. Unless you pick up a job or something.   
   
 Also, that could have been a prank text. Not saying it is, but it could be. If it were me receiving that text, I'd go back to sleep too.
...

Well, what normally wakes me up is if I have an appointment/ job to be at.
Recently, having quit my job, there isn't much of a reason to wake up on time.

Create a reason that you absolutely need to be awake for.
Otherwise breaking out of the habit will be a lot harder and longer. Unless you pick up a job or something.

Also, that could have been a prank text. Not saying it is, but it could be. If it were me receiving that text, I'd go back to sleep too.
User avatar #134637 to #134634 - sonicsyndicate (05/21/2014) [-]
ive actually started doing youtube videos a lot so i wake up sometimes i really have no need to wake up early sorry i own my own business x3
User avatar #134639 to #134637 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
That sounds awesome.

'Grats.
The YouTube audience is hard to please.


Best comments I've gotten on my videos are:

"what screen filmer do you use?"

"How do it work!?"

"How to record the full screen and audio?
My Fraps only record a little window and no Audio."
User avatar #134642 to #134639 - sonicsyndicate (05/21/2014) [-]
if youd like to watch www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDTOxRh6Q2o < heres the earliestvideo that wasnt gaming
User avatar #134641 to #134639 - sonicsyndicate (05/21/2014) [-]
try to find the sound settings i used to record dayz but now i do shopvideos x3
#134620 to #134619 - minutes (05/21/2014) [-]
Sleeping a lot is sometimes linked to depression or overall sadness. People who feel like that tend to sleep a lot more then happy people. This might be completely useless information to you but it's the only thing that came to my mind.
User avatar #134621 to #134620 - eddio ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
You do have a point, I've been waiting to start studying in June, and my first work gig has been constantly postponed, so often I'm at home just left waiting to do something, because of this I do fairly often feel inferior.

Thanks a lot for that info.
#134622 to #134621 - minutes (05/21/2014) [-]
No problem man. I think you just need something to do, i have the same problem lately. Sitting around infront of the computer being bored sucks. Maybe you should find a new activity for the spare time you have now.
User avatar #134624 to #134622 - eddio ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Usually I go to gym on a daily basis, but Ive sold my car and am waiting for the dealership to call me up and let me know my new one is ready. So really I'm stuck at home for the moment.
#134625 to #134624 - minutes (05/21/2014) [-]
Have you tried doing cardio? I only recently got into that but it sure helps as well. You get to leave your home which is already a good thing and you feel kinda good afterwards.
User avatar #134626 to #134625 - eddio ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
I might just do that, endorphin release after gym make me a lot happier, thanks!
User avatar #134603 - braindeadmetalhead (05/21/2014) [-]
how do i get my gay friend to stop flirting with me? It's sorta annoying.
User avatar #134645 to #134603 - makotoitou (05/21/2014) [-]
Just git gud and turn gay
#134616 to #134603 - leukemiaboy (05/21/2014) [-]
**leukemiaboy rolled image** leave a plunger in the toilet
User avatar #134613 to #134603 - sugoi ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Hit on a girl infront of him, that'll show em.

This may or may not ruin your friendship.
Please pay attention to the fact that I put a 'on' between 'hit' and 'a'.
User avatar #134609 to #134603 - EdwardNigma (05/21/2014) [-]
Tell them to fuck off!
User avatar #134610 to #134609 - braindeadmetalhead (05/21/2014) [-]
i didn't say that exactly, but i told him that it made me feel weird and shit. and asked if he could stop with it. I know it sounds terrible, but it sorta makes me want to stop talking to him. It makes me feel uncomfortable.
User avatar #134611 to #134610 - pigglysumbeech (05/21/2014) [-]
Is it terrible for an uninterested woman to politely ask a guy to stop hitting on her?

Nope.

They're gay. Not alien.
#134598 - windprimal (05/21/2014) [-]
Any tips on how to eat better? TLDR: Former swimmer, ripped, went to college, stopped swimming, kept eating like one, piled on weight.

I know my problem, which is being addicted to food. It's hard to manage something I never had to do before.
User avatar #134600 to #134598 - Nameloc (05/21/2014) [-]
Some tips:

1) Cook everything yourself - No fast food, no deserts, etc.
2) No Soda - If you're drinking soda, stop completely and you'll drop a few pounds
3) Plan each meal ahead of time - Know what you're going to eat each week for each day
4) Eat in smaller portions multiple times a day
5) Water. Only drink Water. Occasionally other things, but mainly water
#134601 to #134600 - windprimal (05/21/2014) [-]
Notes taken. Thank ya
#134591 - anonymous (05/21/2014) [-]
Guys, what do you do when your self-esteem is wrecked by your lack of ability to get gf.
Like, I'm pretty confident (Not over confident) and can have a decent conversation with just about anyone I have alot of friends, yet the fact that I can't seem to find a girl that'd actually want to date me gets me down.
I'm not asking how to get a girlfriend I'm just wanting to know how to stop it from getting to y'know?
User avatar #134636 to #134591 - sonicsyndicate (05/21/2014) [-]
go compliment yourself in the mirror a lot youll feel better its not your looks entirely they also love confidence theyll hop your dick straight off if you roll up acting like the old spice man
#134617 to #134591 - minutes (05/21/2014) [-]
Love is about luck, really. As long as you are desireable (this doesn't mean you have to be a 10/10, it only means that you do basics such as washing yourself, your teeth and don't wear the same clothes everyday) and able to speak to whoever you want, you will eventually find a girl. Just put yourself out there and have fun. Go to concerts, go to partys, just overall leave your house and you will meet an incredible amount of people. People always seem to meet the right person in the weirdest places and times. Hell a friend of mine met his girlfriend the first time while jogging.

You can do it, i can, we all can.
User avatar #134594 to #134591 - oborawatabinost (05/21/2014) [-]
I'm kind of in the same boat as you. I'm generally confident (in some areas), and while I'm not socially retarded, I'm not very extroverted. That could be the main thing for me. It also could be that I'm picky. But, the most likely reason is that I'm ugly. I'm not fat, I'm actually in pretty good shape, it's just that I'm an unattractive person.

I don't know about you, but those are my reasons, most likely. Perhaps they apply for you as well.
#134593 to #134591 - saltybanana (05/21/2014) [-]
crazy naggel in the place representing!    
   
bitches aint shit but hoes n tricks! dont worry man, look at me i aint have a gf?  im always here fucking answering yall stupid ass questions! i actually love them keep them cumming!  just cause you dont have somebody to love, shouldnt bring your self esteem down, fuck your fucking single. have some fun maaan! talk to all the hunies be flirty with them hoes.    
   
and if the bitch dont talk to you back no moe, WELL FUCK HER!! bitches come and go man. you'll eventually find your special lady. just have fun meanwhile. be a man whore.
crazy naggel in the place representing!

bitches aint shit but hoes n tricks! dont worry man, look at me i aint have a gf? im always here fucking answering yall stupid ass questions! i actually love them keep them cumming! just cause you dont have somebody to love, shouldnt bring your self esteem down, fuck your fucking single. have some fun maaan! talk to all the hunies be flirty with them hoes.

and if the bitch dont talk to you back no moe, WELL FUCK HER!! bitches come and go man. you'll eventually find your special lady. just have fun meanwhile. be a man whore.
User avatar #134635 to #134593 - sonicsyndicate (05/21/2014) [-]
bitches they come they go like saturday through sunday monday yo - eminem
#134592 to #134591 - anonymous (05/21/2014) [-]
*getting to me

sorry
#134576 - EdwardNigma (05/21/2014) [-]
Is there a place I can get textbooks for free?
I need like, 4. But shit is expensive and I can't afford them any time soon.
User avatar #134630 to #134576 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Nothing is free.

Try:
www.chegg.com/
www.amazon.com/

And when all else fails, you can always rent textbooks for cheap on the Play store:
play.google.com/store/books/category/coll_1673
User avatar #134595 to #134576 - winners (05/21/2014) [-]
u ever hear of chegg? it think you rent them for the year or something
User avatar #134560 - ilikethisusername (05/20/2014) [-]
So...I have an essay to do and it's an Eight well-developed-paragraph essay. My teacher said it has to have a thesis statement and three supporting arguments (3 argument; 2 examples of each). I understand none of that.

So it will be like:
1. Intro(with thesis)----
2. First argument (containing 2 examples)----
3. Second argument (containing 2 examples)----
4. Third argument (containing 2 examples)----
5. Conclusion.

What am I missing? Can anyone help me with this?
User avatar #134687 to #134560 - pokemonstheshiz ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
not helpful, but your teacher is an idiot. You will never use an 8 paragraph formula for something ever. If something needs eight paragraphs, it's because you have a lot of arguments or things you want to go over within your topic. And that will happen naturally. You don't plan the length of your essays, you talk until you have nothing more to say. Standard 5 or 4 paragraph (for college level short essays) are just for easy grading. No one has ever used 8 as a standard and no one ever will.
User avatar #134695 to #134687 - ilikethisusername (05/21/2014) [-]
I don't know man, I'm scared as shit. I'm just gonna make a draft copy of my essay, give it to her for editing, and if she finds any problems with it including the paragraphs, then she'll fix it. That's what I'm gonna do.
User avatar #134698 to #134695 - pokemonstheshiz ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
that' a good plan. Honestly, if you are confused about an unusual instruction or requirement for an assignment, she'll probably be more than happy to answer questions about it or help you wrap your head around it. Most teachers don't just do stupid shit to mess with you, they usually have some sort of goal they're trying to achieve with it. Whether that goal makes sense or not, she'll know what it is and be able to explain it to you. Teachers don't want you to fail if they can help it. At the very least it reflects badly on them.
User avatar #134699 to #134698 - ilikethisusername (05/21/2014) [-]
I said this just down below about why I don't wanna ask her: I'm scared to ask my teacher because I already pissed her off today. I had to make a 60 minute presentation in one night because I forgot to over the weekend, and my presentation was poor quality...it had everything she needed to know but she knew i did this in one night; not even one night, probably one hour because I fell asleep in front of my computer and finished it in class before she called my name.

Hence, why I haven't asked her to be honest. I am usually scared to ask questions because I sometimes think people will think I am an idiot or someshit like that.
User avatar #134706 to #134699 - pokemonstheshiz ONLINE (05/22/2014) [-]
Don't be afraid of that, man. Know who I thought was an idiot in class? People who kept interrupting the teacher to make a stupid joke or something. Know who I didn't think that of? People who were genuinely interested in the topic and asked questions to get a better understanding. People don't actually judge you as much as you think. And even when they do, those judgement are often fleeting and don't influence later thoughts of you.
User avatar #134707 to #134706 - ilikethisusername (05/22/2014) [-]
Thanks man, that's really uplifting. I think I got the courage to ask her now. Will do it tomorrow, if I remember to.
User avatar #134597 to #134560 - skorve (05/21/2014) [-]
1. Intro
2. First Argument
3. Second Argument
4. Third Argument
5. How this can relate to other stories or real life, perhaps?
6. Example of a possible counterargument, and a rebuttal
7. Same as 6, but a new argument
8. Conclusion

Without knowing your thesis or the essay type, this is sorta the best I can offer. Otherwise, just give even more arguments
User avatar #134572 to #134560 - makotoitou (05/21/2014) [-]
yolo it and make it 5 paragraph. 8 paragraph is stupid shit nobody likes.
User avatar #134577 to #134572 - ilikethisusername (05/21/2014) [-]
i dont wanna fail man :'(

you only live once....so if you only live once then i should make this life worth living right?
User avatar #134578 to #134577 - makotoitou (05/21/2014) [-]
no it means you should eat chips
User avatar #134580 to #134578 - ilikethisusername (05/21/2014) [-]
oh......alrighty then.
User avatar #134565 to #134560 - awesomerninjathing (05/21/2014) [-]
1. Intro (with thesis)
2. First argument (First of all...)
3. Examples (For example...)
4. Second argument (Second of all...)
5. Examples
6. Third argument
7. Examples
8. Conclusion

Only way you can make it 8 paragraphs pretty much
Usually I'd put the examples together with the argument paragraph but you wouldn't have 8 paragraphs if you did that
User avatar #134567 to #134565 - ilikethisusername (05/21/2014) [-]
I'm scared to ask my teacher because I already pissed her off today. I had to make a 60 minute presentation in one night because I forgot to over the weekend, and my presentation was poor quality...it had everything she needed to know but she knew i did this in one night; not even one night, probably one hour because I fell asleep in front of my computer and finished it in class before she called my name.

But thanks for the help, I'll look into this and see if this is what she meant.
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User avatar #134564 to #134560 - ilikethisusername (05/20/2014) [-]
Free thumbs to whoever replies ! (Please...I just need help...)
User avatar #134563 to #134560 - ilikethisusername (05/20/2014) [-]
Or is it like this:

1. Intro ----
2. Thesis
3. First argument ----
4. Examples
5. Second argument ----
6. Examples
7. Third argument ----
8. Examples
9. Conclusion.
But then that's not even 8 paragraphs. I'm confused as shit, this is due in 3 days D:
User avatar #134561 to #134560 - nippuhl (05/20/2014) [-]
Counter argument? Depends on what kind of essay you're doing.
User avatar #134562 to #134561 - ilikethisusername (05/20/2014) [-]
It's an essay based on the play "Othello" by Shakespeare. Our teacher didn't go over the Counter Argument, she said it's basically the same essay as we did before but before this essay, we did a 5 paragraph essay based on Poetry.
#134554 - anonymous (05/20/2014) [-]
There's a girl I don't talk to but I like her a bit and we share a class together so she at least knows my face.
Thinking about asking for her number over summer break and that we should talk or something
Good or no? Seems pretty typical but just getting a few different opinions.
#134585 to #134554 - saltybanana (05/21/2014) [-]
uuuw man!! back in this muthafucka in third strike!!    
   
its seems like a Fucking genius idea, you guy will have alllll summer break to hang out and get together make a good friendship, maybe get inside her sweet sugary walls!! well thats if yo ugly ass gets noticed eh heheheh jk im assuming you a good looking fellow    
donty waste time man, go up to her next time you see her, tell her &quot;ayye! ayyee let me get them digits girl holla at cho boy, yeaah i know you've been eye balling me with them prutty ass eyes. i can read yo mind girl and i know you want this dick&quot; dont really say that, unless your into that *wink *wink *wink  dont be shy man, just go up to her, introduce yourself! tell you wanna get to know her. btw women love it when you ask first in anything    
   
   
goodluck chap dont shit bricks be confident ese!!!!
uuuw man!! back in this muthafucka in third strike!!

its seems like a Fucking genius idea, you guy will have alllll summer break to hang out and get together make a good friendship, maybe get inside her sweet sugary walls!! well thats if yo ugly ass gets noticed eh heheheh jk im assuming you a good looking fellow
donty waste time man, go up to her next time you see her, tell her "ayye! ayyee let me get them digits girl holla at cho boy, yeaah i know you've been eye balling me with them prutty ass eyes. i can read yo mind girl and i know you want this dick" dont really say that, unless your into that *wink *wink *wink dont be shy man, just go up to her, introduce yourself! tell you wanna get to know her. btw women love it when you ask first in anything


goodluck chap dont shit bricks be confident ese!!!!
#134618 to #134585 - minutes (05/21/2014) [-]
I really hate the way you write stuff.
#134718 to #134618 - saltybanana (05/22/2014) [-]
well youre adopted
User avatar #134553 - nigalthornberry (05/20/2014) [-]
Just a quick question involving a situation that happened today

In the school library I went there to get a book and there was a guy fingering a freshman girl I told the librarian and she looked at me like I was crazy
User avatar #134602 to #134553 - coconuthat (05/21/2014) [-]
Maybe she didn't believe you? But i think it was great that you told the teacher. Take that shit to a ratty alley way if you can't wait.
User avatar #134596 to #134553 - winners (05/21/2014) [-]
fuck you
User avatar #134599 to #134596 - nigalthornberry (05/21/2014) [-]
What'd I do?
User avatar #134557 to #134553 - nippuhl (05/20/2014) [-]
I'm with the guy who's always right.
User avatar #134555 to #134553 - makotoitou (05/20/2014) [-]
>2014
>cockblocking somebody
kill yourself
User avatar #134558 to #134555 - nigalthornberry (05/20/2014) [-]
They were freshmen
14 and 15 year olds they shouldn't be doing that
User avatar #134559 to #134558 - makotoitou (05/20/2014) [-]
what are you, a stay at home mom?
#134548 - anonymous (05/20/2014) [-]
Posting as anonymous, just incase.

I can't do this anymore..
I've been in love with the same girl for the last 5 years and I can't get myself over her. Everything that happens in my daily life reminds me of her.
She lives on the otherside of the globe and I just can't be living like this. Constantly in love with her. Constantly thinking about her.
We talk and all that, we speak, we're friends, really good friends. Dated for a while, then things gotta got complicated cause I got jealous of everything.. I just don't know what to fucking do. It's killing me inside.

That one question that really gets to me is that she might be with someone else... and I can't live like that.
TL;DR I love a girl for 5 years and can't have her.
User avatar #134632 to #134548 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Hobbies.

Lots and lots of Hobbies.
Especially hobbies that require lots of critical thinking.
For instance, helping out on the Advice board is a nice way to occupy your time and to occupy your mind.
#134586 to #134548 - saltybanana (05/21/2014) [-]
Up in this bitch bout to drop knowledge on yo punk ass!!   
   
uww man been there done that! honestly IMO i don't dig long distance relationships.   
so many ways to get cheated on, lied too, and you cant do shieet!   
   
that bitch probably sucking off some dude as we speak! while your dumbass sobbing like a lil bitch. need to move on hombre! they're like a fucking load of women in your area waiting to bust your nuts on there face. while you keep milking your mushroom for this hoe no offense  keep your mind procrastinated from her, hit the gym or somthing?    
   
TLR move on find another PYT near you, lot of women out there man. find hobby to keep you away from friend
Up in this bitch bout to drop knowledge on yo punk ass!!

uww man been there done that! honestly IMO i don't dig long distance relationships.
so many ways to get cheated on, lied too, and you cant do shieet!

that bitch probably sucking off some dude as we speak! while your dumbass sobbing like a lil bitch. need to move on hombre! they're like a fucking load of women in your area waiting to bust your nuts on there face. while you keep milking your mushroom for this hoe no offense keep your mind procrastinated from her, hit the gym or somthing?

TLR move on find another PYT near you, lot of women out there man. find hobby to keep you away from friend

#134587 to #134586 - asdfghjklzx (05/21/2014) [-]
I have done all that shit.

but none of them helped me. NOTHING. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
and we're not dating. We're just friends right now, and she hasn't been gettin any so i'm happy. I'm going there later on this year, moving near her.

we'll see right?
User avatar #134589 to #134587 - saltybanana (05/21/2014) [-]
well hey man, if you really love this chick than by all means get with her, while she wants the tip.



hope it goes well, meanwhile dont be scared to find a honey out there.
#134590 to #134589 - asdfghjklzx (05/21/2014) [-]
Thanks man!
#134552 to #134548 - minutes (05/20/2014) [-]
What exactly is keeping you away from her? Is it only the actual distance? Cause if it is, you can overcome that.
#134584 to #134552 - asdfghjklzx (05/21/2014) [-]
I am going to overcome that.

I am moving closer to her sometime this year, and well.. hopefully it's good.

but what is keeping me from her is the problem that she probably won't feel the same way I do.
User avatar #134550 to #134548 - awesomerninjathing (05/20/2014) [-]
there's not much you can do other than find someone else
#134583 to #134550 - asdfghjklzx (05/21/2014) [-]
I did. But it's just not enough. It doesn't work for me.

Not going anonymous because whatever.
User avatar #134544 - ipostcp (05/20/2014) [-]
So at work there is this older woman named kathy. She told me and continues to mention how much I remind her of her son which is fine I guess. This went on for about four months. I mentioned it today to a coworker and they told me how her son committed suicide. It sorta weirded me and my coworker out a bit. I'm not treating her differently though. Don't need advice, just wanted to mention it.
User avatar #134556 to #134544 - nippuhl (05/20/2014) [-]
I'd kill yourself.
User avatar #134573 to #134556 - makotoitou (05/21/2014) [-]
no but he does that then who will be my cumdumpster?
User avatar #134575 to #134574 - makotoitou (05/21/2014) [-]
I like it.
User avatar #134551 to #134544 - awesomerninjathing (05/20/2014) [-]
kill yourself then
User avatar #134546 to #134544 - makotoitou (05/20/2014) [-]
fuck her
User avatar #134545 to #134544 - ipostcp (05/20/2014) [-]
She rustles my hair and stuff too.
User avatar #134526 - colegaleener (05/20/2014) [-]
why dont they make like, love camp

like band camp, for desperate single people

and there would be like a sign up thing, but there can only be, say, 20 guys and 20 girls

and signing up means you wont be offended if you get turned away because you're too ugly or too fat or whatever
User avatar #134588 to #134526 - saltybanana (05/21/2014) [-]
sound like a great idea actually, they say sex sells

so give it a try see how it goes
User avatar #134569 to #134526 - nippuhl (05/21/2014) [-]
Stupid.
User avatar #134547 to #134526 - alexanderburns ONLINE (05/20/2014) [-]
Disgusting fat loser sex camp
User avatar #134542 to #134526 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/20/2014) [-]
then go make it
User avatar #134543 to #134542 - colegaleener (05/20/2014) [-]
i'll make millions off of sad losers
User avatar #134533 to #134526 - awesomerninjathing (05/20/2014) [-]
because that's a stupid fucking idea
#134521 - malimrav (05/20/2014) [-]
I need some help with math, hope this is the rught place, so fj do your best
#134527 to #134522 - lionsoil ONLINE (05/20/2014) [-]
It's C my nigga. If two chords intersect in a circle, then the product of both chords are equivalent to each other. Therefore homie,
3*7=6*X
21=6*X
21/6=X*6/6
3.5cm=X
y'all digg?
User avatar #134614 to #134527 - malimrav (05/21/2014) [-]
Thanks a lot, your explanation is much simpler than the one I found later.
#134528 to #134527 - chords (05/20/2014) [-]
oh dog this is the wrong type of chords nigga im out
#134530 to #134528 - lionsoil ONLINE (05/20/2014) [-]
nuthin' but love out here bruh, keep it 1hunna.
#134531 to #134530 - chords (05/20/2014) [-]
but you use some weird alien words i didnt even know chords had anything to do wuth maths
#134534 to #134531 - lionsoil ONLINE (05/20/2014) [-]
A chord is when a two points on a curve connect with a straight line
shiiet nigga, do even geometry?
#134535 to #134534 - chords (05/20/2014) [-]
i failed gcse maths twice , im going to go with no
#134536 to #134535 - lionsoil ONLINE (05/20/2014) [-]
you failed math twice? how horrifying
But keep at it, you can do it breezy.
#134537 to #134536 - chords (05/20/2014) [-]
to do it again i would have to go back to college , ill take my D and be proud of it
#134538 to #134537 - lionsoil ONLINE (05/20/2014) [-]
Damn right nigga.
#134518 - iyellatstuff ONLINE (05/20/2014) [-]
So funnyjunk, I'm moving out soon, anyway for me to rent a place without being a poorfag?
So funnyjunk, I'm moving out soon, anyway for me to rent a place without being a poorfag?
User avatar #134519 to #134518 - oborawatabinost (05/20/2014) [-]
Share with friends. Splitting rent between 3-4 people is much cheaper than having your own place. That's what I'm doing.
User avatar #134524 to #134519 - iyellatstuff ONLINE (05/20/2014) [-]
everything to rent around here is running at about $800 for a 2 bedroom apartment or house
User avatar #134525 to #134524 - oborawatabinost (05/20/2014) [-]
And if you're living with someone else, that's only 400 a month. Better than what I've got.

Do you have a job?
User avatar #134529 to #134525 - iyellatstuff ONLINE (05/20/2014) [-]
Yea but I'm only making about 900 a month, how could I cover utilities, food, gas , etc?
User avatar #134532 to #134529 - oborawatabinost (05/20/2014) [-]
$500 should easily cover those things. My mom's pretty damn poor and she's able to rent a $700/month apartment all by herself.
User avatar #134503 - thisisestonia (05/20/2014) [-]
Avast is detecting, that FJ has viruses that get sent to me, 3 at a time, it bans them all the time
#134482 - theassmancometh (05/20/2014) [-]
Here's some Advice: Don't buy t-shirts that are marked down to $1.99. Unless you like the feeling of sandpaper scratching your nipples.
Here's some Advice: Don't buy t-shirts that are marked down to $1.99. Unless you like the feeling of sandpaper scratching your nipples.
User avatar #134493 to #134482 - usarmyexplain (05/20/2014) [-]
Did you try washing them with fabric softener? If you dont have any you can use a cup of salt or white vinegar to soften them up.

My nips have built up immunity to shitty tshirts.
User avatar #134549 to #134493 - teoberry (05/20/2014) [-]
can i test ur nipples immunity?
User avatar #134478 - tombobbusama (05/20/2014) [-]
Will rant to vent out feelings, then add a TL;DR version in a reply.
Basically, I was invited to go to MCM Expo for those who don't know, think of like a comicon thing but in Britain and shittier by some of my friends, and I thought "great! I love dressing up!" and immediately planned my costume.
Unfortunately, buying a Queen Elsa's dress cost about £200 that I don't have, but while searching for that I found a Rapunzel dress for a lot cheaper. It was on offer too. Anyway, I bought that and a wig to go with it. Everything was all well and good. Unfortunately, my mum found out. Now, they are all really Uber Christian, but still pretty fun. Mum was uncomfortable, but said I can go to MCM since it's in London and no one we know will see me.
Then today, I find out that on Friday, my whole year at school is dressing up for our last official day. So I thought "oh, great! I'll just wear my Rapunzel outfit in the morning and keep it on until I go to MCM in the afternoon!
So I told my mum that that was my plan.

Then we had a sit down talk, with both my parents, about why I shouldn't dress as a girl. Mostly because the bible says it's wrong and people will get the wrong impression. I dont even want to be part of their religion. I haven't for a while. Now, I'm not here to start a religious debate, so dont even try. They're the nicest bunch of people you'll meet.

But, I've told everyone about it. If I dont go, the awkwardness of "no, I didnt dress as Rapunzel, I got this shitty costume instead!" will ruin my whole day. I dont even want to go in if I can't wear this. I would go behind my parents' backs, but I am not good with guilt. Plus, they've already said they'd buy me a new costume before Friday. What do I do? Can anyone help me convince them that I could still go as Rapunzel?
User avatar #134497 to #134478 - gandaalf (05/20/2014) [-]
well then don't wear a girls costume
why the fuck would you want to anyway
User avatar #134498 to #134497 - tombobbusama (05/20/2014) [-]
Because it's not a girl's costume. It's mine. I own the costume. I am a male.
User avatar #134499 to #134498 - gandaalf (05/20/2014) [-]
okay
not to offend you or anything
but are you gay or a crossdresser or something
if you aren't then it's pretty gay as fuck to be dressing up as a female
User avatar #134523 to #134499 - princessren (05/20/2014) [-]
alot of guys do it as a sort of joke sometimes when there are custome parties and what not
User avatar #134502 to #134499 - tombobbusama (05/20/2014) [-]
homosexual =/= transexual
Not even close. Not even remotely.

Also I have this thing where basically, in my head, I like to have fun once in a while. I know, it's weird. Apparently, about 99.999% of the population has it too. Strange, huh?
you're the 0.001%
User avatar #134515 to #134502 - revengeforfreeze (05/20/2014) [-]
He's just an Arab ignorant of western customs. Don't pay him any mind
User avatar #134505 to #134502 - gandaalf (05/20/2014) [-]
seriously wasn't trying to offend you
and i'm still not understanding whether you're straight or not
but it just seems like you're annoying your parents over small things
if you really want to do it then do it
but if you're gonna feel guilty about it
then i guess it wouldn't really be fun
User avatar #134480 to #134478 - tombobbusama (05/20/2014) [-]
TL;DR version:
>going to Comicon
>excited to wear a Rapunzel cosplay
>find out I can wear it at school on the last day
>[excitation intensifies]
>Christian mum finds out
>says I can't wear girls clothes in public because it's a sin in the bible and people will get the wrong impression
>already told everyone I'll be Rapunzel
>dont want to have to face changing my ideas at the last minute
>dont want to have to go behind my parents' back
>on verge of not going
>wat do
User avatar #134479 to #134478 - princesswhale (05/20/2014) [-]
Just go as whatever you want to go as , don't feel guilty because you aren't doing anything wrong.
User avatar #134481 to #134479 - tombobbusama (05/20/2014) [-]
But in their eyes, I am. They said it was like if my sister went dressed as a prostitute. That's what they see it as.
And as far as they know, I have the same ideals as them. They think I'm just as into this Christianity thing as they are.
Even if I don't, it'll still be awkward as fucknuggets in the house if I go against them and the bible in one move...
User avatar #134483 to #134481 - princesswhale (05/20/2014) [-]
I see where you are coming from, I wouldn't want to disappoint my parents either. I suggest you sit down with them and explain that you are not dressing up because you are gay or transvestite or anything (unless you are and I've missed the point) but you are dressing up just for a laugh and to have fun looking silly. Also, if you don't want to follow their religion you don't have to either and sooner or later you will probably have to discuss this with them so they can better understand stuff like this, but I understand that it would be a difficult conversation to have. Just remember that dressing up like a girl, whether for fun or otherwise is perfectly fine and you have nothing to feel bad about, it's your life enjoy it how you want to or you will never be happy
User avatar #134486 to #134483 - tombobbusama (05/20/2014) [-]
tbh, the fact that it is just for laughs isn't helping. Cos the main reason my Stepdad explained that the bible doesn't like it is because some people were gay, and had to stop that to properly worship god. And that is one hell of a sacrifice they had to make. So if I'm just going around giving people the wrong impression willy-nilly and pretending like its all a joke, it kinda trivialises their sacrifice. If you get what I'm saying.

But tbh, most of the reason I'm doing it is just as a kinda "this is the last time I can do this, and I'm gonna regret not being as stupid as possible" kinda things. So hard to explain YOLO without saying YOLO...
Because when I told one of my friends that I was going outside dressed as a girl, he was like "damn that's pretty brave just sayin", and when I agreed to sing for one of my younger friends (she's 14, and she loves Rapunzel), the way her eyes lit up...
Because I would never do anything stupid. I'm always so super paranoid about everything. But as Rapunzel, I can be free for once...
I dunno.
It just feels nice to pretend to be someone I'm not. Rather than just putting on a costume simply to avoid being the only one out of costume...
User avatar #134492 to #134486 - princesswhale (05/20/2014) [-]
Hmm, I really don't know how to approach it with your parents then. I think you just need to go ahead and do it and while they may be upset with you for a bit, they will understand in time that you didn't do it to hurt them or anything. I strongly believe that you shouldn't have to do what others tell you is right, it's up to you as long as you aren't being a douche.. So go ahead and wear your costume and feel awesome and maybe then you can explain how amazing it felt to your parents and they can forgive/understand you.
User avatar #134494 to #134492 - tombobbusama (05/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, I think I might just have to.

The ironic thing is, I just found a text I sent earlier today to a friend where I said "If everyone always likes you all the time, you're doing it wrong"
Because if you're just making them happy, you're forgetting about yourself. Just the sheer fact that everyone has differing opinions means someone is gonna not like you. Its just a shame that that happens to be my parents...
User avatar #134604 to #134494 - thewulfman ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
I'm so fucking glad I stalk your posts.

Your parents are quoting Deuteronomy 22:5 which bans men from wearing women's clothes and vice-versa. Deuteronomy. Which is one of the books in the bible that is just full of shit, like Leviticus and Genesis. You know what else Deuteronomy bans?

Deuteronomy 23:1 (this is the God's Word translation, which spells it out better),
"A man whose testicles are crushed or whose penis is cut off may never join the assembly of the Lord."

Oh, and the next verse says that if you're a bastard, the child of a bastard... or even have a great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandchild of a bastard, you can't come to church or synagogue either. Deuteronomy 23:2 reads, "No one of illegitimate birth shall enter the assembly of the Lord; none of his descendants, even to the tenth generation, shall enter the assembly of the Lord."

Deuteronomy 25:11-12.
"If two men, a man and his countryman, are struggling together, and the wife of one comes near to deliver her husband from the hand of the one who is striking him, and puts out her hand and seizes his genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; you shall not show pity."

That's impossible to misinterpret. Ladies, if your husband is getting mugged, make sure to kick the mugger in the pills. Do not do the grip and squeeze. Or your hand needs to be cut off.

Are you parents Creationists? I swear to God I hope not. Near fucking impossible to deal with.

Way I see it, you have two sensible choices.

Hitting the character limit, have to do this across multiple posts.
User avatar #134605 to #134604 - thewulfman ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Okay your choices.
You can either:
A) Explain to them that many things in the Old Testement doesn't make sense and few people follow all of them, but more importantly that Christians are not subject to their laws anymore. Jesus freed us from the curse of the old laws when he died on the cross. If they're gonna start citing the Bible, I will too.

Galatians 1:6-10
6 I am astonished that you are so quickly deserting the one who called you to live in the grace of Christ and are turning to a different gospel— 7 which is really no gospel at all. Evidently some people are throwing you into confusion and are trying to pervert the gospel of Christ. 8 But even if we or an angel from heaven should preach a gospel other than the one we preached to you, let them be under God’s curse! 9 As we have already said, so now I say again: If anybody is preaching to you a gospel other than what you accepted, let them be under God’s curse!

10 Am I now trying to win the approval of human beings, or of God? Or am I trying to please people? If I were still trying to please people, I would not be a servant of Christ.

Galatians 3:1-3
3 You foolish Galatians! Who has bewitched you? Before your very eyes Jesus Christ was clearly portrayed as crucified. 2 I would like to learn just one thing from you: Did you receive the Spirit by the works of the law, or by believing what you heard? 3 Are you so foolish? After beginning by means of the Spirit, are you now trying to finish by means of the flesh?

Continued below.
User avatar #134606 to #134605 - thewulfman ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Galatians 3:10-14
10 For all who rely on the works of the law are under a curse, as it is written: “Cursed is everyone who does not continue to do everything written in the Book of the Law.” 11 Clearly no one who relies on the law is justified before God, because “the righteous will live by faith.” 12 The law is not based on faith; on the contrary, it says, “The person who does these things will live by them.” 13 Christ redeemed us from the curse of the law by becoming a curse for us, for it is written: “Cursed is everyone who is hung on a pole.” 14 He redeemed us in order that the blessing given to Abraham might come to the Gentiles through Christ Jesus, so that by faith we might receive the promise of the Spirit.



What Paul is saying here is that Jesus wants us have faith in him and God. The law is not based on faith.


Option B
I hate this option, but you probably have to go with it. Let them have their way for now. When you move out and you're your own man, do whatever the hell you want. But you might have to bide your time so that you have a place to live.
User avatar #134607 to #134606 - thewulfman ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
I must count myself lucky, because while my parents can be annoying as hell sometimes, they're good when it comes to religion.
#134608 to #134607 - thewulfman ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Oh and if they have any issues with you going ahead and doing it against their wishes, quote Matthew, chapter 7 verses 1-2   
   
“Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you.&quot;   
   
 Bet you didn't know I had such an extensive knowledge of the Bible    
 Basically I've had to argue with a load of Christians before about the Old Testament    
 I'm a Christian for the record, I think I told you that before    
 You know I love you, I wish you the best of luck
Oh and if they have any issues with you going ahead and doing it against their wishes, quote Matthew, chapter 7 verses 1-2

“Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you."

Bet you didn't know I had such an extensive knowledge of the Bible
Basically I've had to argue with a load of Christians before about the Old Testament
I'm a Christian for the record, I think I told you that before
You know I love you, I wish you the best of luck
User avatar #134612 to #134608 - tombobbusama (05/21/2014) [-]
Thanks man. Certainly given me a lot to think about...
I have told my mum that I'm still going as rapunzel. Tbh, it's more that I can emulate Rapunzel's personality than me wanting to wear a dress. But no, mum says I'm just being a naïve, self centred teenager.
Oh well. I guess we'll just have to wait and see how this turns out.
User avatar #134495 to #134494 - princesswhale (05/20/2014) [-]
They are right you know! My parents were annoyed that I didn't go to university even though I easily had the grades and said I was wasting my talents and all that. But school made my so unhappy I couldn't face going to university so I decided not to go and all my teachers, my parents and relatives were unhappy about it, but I was happy for the first time in ages. So do what you want and make your own mistakes and put your own happiness first!
#134477 - onipure ONLINE (05/20/2014) [-]
want a new background picture, anyone have a good 1920x1080 wallpaper? this is my current wallpaper
User avatar #134516 to #134477 - yibdiy ONLINE (05/20/2014) [-]
A dropbox containing my collection of wallpapers. Most of them is at least 1920x1080. There's currently 541 images there, I'm sure you'll find something that you will like.
www.dropbox.com/sh/o2zvww1qijfe2tc/AAB-v-2E0F-y4K7Z7tqrL4H_a
User avatar #134475 - charizarddad (05/20/2014) [-]
I dont know if this would be the place to ask(dont really know where else) but after seeing things like kitchen nightmares and hearing some bad stories, is the average restaurant clean? I just feel unsure sometimes about the food im eating at a restaurant, whether its fresh or safe and what not, its probably just me being paranoid but does anyone know?
User avatar #134496 to #134475 - princesswhale (05/20/2014) [-]
What you have to remember is those shows only show you the worst cases and also, most kitchens are actually way cleaner than most peoples home kitchens. Besides, in my opinion too much cleanliness is a bad thing, you can't build up immunity if everything is so clean all the time.
User avatar #134500 to #134496 - charizarddad (05/20/2014) [-]
The only thing that really freaked me out was a news report by a local team, apparently some restaurants had passed health inspections but had cockroaches in their kitchens
User avatar #134485 to #134475 - usarmyexplain (05/20/2014) [-]
Most places are no worse than your own kitchen, but if you really want to be sure about a specific place look at their bathroom. If their bathroom is dirty, chances are their kitchen is worse.
#134466 - anonymous (05/20/2014) [-]
my butthole hurts
User avatar #134468 to #134466 - jayeti (05/20/2014) [-]
more lube
User avatar #134450 - revengeforfreeze (05/20/2014) [-]
how come there are like, 35 anons on this board but almost no anons post? what do they do, just lurk?
User avatar #134488 to #134450 - usarmyexplain (05/20/2014) [-]
Anons post all the time, their content usually just gets an epic level of red thumbs that nobody ever sees it.
User avatar #134469 to #134450 - sugoi ONLINE (05/20/2014) [-]
Signs point to yes.
#134454 to #134450 - leukemiaboy (05/20/2014) [-]
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