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User avatar #156008 - sweetbutteryjesus ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
How do I get fit?
I'm skinny, and I wouldn't myself as strong, but not weak either.
Is there a method to building muscle?
#156086 to #156008 - dehumanizer (09/22/2014) [-]
Start masturbating with both hands.
#156056 to #156008 - dronenortle (09/22/2014) [-]
eat more food, stop eating crappy food, lift, get a protein powder
User avatar #156042 to #156008 - ScottP (09/22/2014) [-]
Eat plenty of protein and vegetables.
Make a plan and stick to it for around 3-4 days a week.
I guess that's basically as basic as I can basically be.
#156035 to #156008 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
Just buy a fleshlight.
User avatar #156028 to #156008 - iyellatstuff (09/22/2014) [-]
Exercise, eat protein, and praise liftgod admin every night
#156009 to #156008 - anonymous (09/21/2014) [-]
eat well, do exercises. it depends what muscles you want to build up.
www.funnyjunk.com/fitness/ this is more helpful.
#156000 - ilikelizards (09/21/2014) [-]
16 and never liked religion, how do I make my mom stop taking me to church every god damned sunday at 7 AM
#156087 to #156000 - dehumanizer (09/22/2014) [-]
Stop beeing an edgy scrublord and listen to what its beeing said.
#156057 to #156000 - dronenortle (09/22/2014) [-]
i stopped going to church at 14 because simply put i told my mom that i wasnt interested in it.
#156036 to #156000 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
buy her a fleshlight
User avatar #156025 to #156000 - leadstriker (09/22/2014) [-]
make them watch neil degrasse tyson
User avatar #156006 to #156000 - gibroner (09/21/2014) [-]
if you're catholic then every time you go up to get communion whisper "hail satan" to the priest
#156002 to #156000 - anonymous (09/21/2014) [-]
tell her you're not religious. simple.
#156004 to #156002 - ilikelizards (09/21/2014) [-]
Told her, she said "ur famrly is religus fuk u u hav 2 del with ull be happir sum dai wit it"
#156005 to #156004 - anonymous (09/21/2014) [-]
just simply protest, don't go. refuse to do it.
User avatar #155997 - nigalthornberry (09/21/2014) [-]
What was the scotland vote?
#155998 to #155997 - anonymous (09/21/2014) [-]
it was no.   
   
now they're all pissed off and are calling it fixed.
it was no.

now they're all pissed off and are calling it fixed.
User avatar #156010 to #155998 - nigalthornberry (09/21/2014) [-]
As in no we don't want to be part of england?
#156012 to #156010 - anonymous (09/21/2014) [-]
they did not want to be independent.
User avatar #155987 - cuntism ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
How do you use items ? I have a load of coloured text for 7 days things but not sure how to activate em
User avatar #156018 to #155987 - fistfireace (09/21/2014) [-]
Click on the item, click apply, when the questions appear just click OK for both of them. Finally, use a hex color code for the color you want.
User avatar #156020 to #156018 - cuntism ONLINE (09/22/2014) [-]
Ah didn't know you had to go in your profile, I was trying to do it in the item thingybob

Woo, my colour is b00b1e
User avatar #155992 to #155987 - nigalthornberry (09/21/2014) [-]
Pretty sure you activate them in the item workshop
#155981 - anonymous (09/21/2014) [-]
>Relationship ended suddenly because we weren't allowed to talk
>Asked around and found her parents online and tried to talk to them about it
>Got a call from her that said she was sorry and would try to talk to me when she could
>She hasn't been online in months and no call
>She recently got on skype and a couple of sites
>Hasn't said anything to me

Should I say something?
#156088 to #155981 - dehumanizer (09/22/2014) [-]
>we werent allowed to talk

how is school going?
User avatar #155979 - BwainPhreeze (09/21/2014) [-]
Comp Sci degree or Economics degree? don't know which to choose....
#156059 to #155979 - dronenortle (09/22/2014) [-]
Those are the strongest majors in the market right now. If you are more focused on tech and math, comp sci, but if you like to learn more about society and the way money works, than econ.
User avatar #155999 to #155979 - ScottP (09/21/2014) [-]
Computer Science seems like it's got the most job potential
User avatar #155976 - assjaw (09/21/2014) [-]
I need to keep busy, what hobbies should i take up?
User avatar #155982 to #155976 - nigalthornberry (09/21/2014) [-]
Instruments
Car work
User avatar #155975 - fuiuki (09/21/2014) [-]
Yo guys, is there anyone who can give advice in dream interpretation? I've had recurring dreams for a while now, and wanna know what they mean.
#155977 to #155975 - anonymous (09/21/2014) [-]
shoot
User avatar #155978 to #155977 - fuiuki (09/21/2014) [-]
Righty then..
First off is that a recurring theme is either video-game settings, or adventure ones. They are mostly coupled with companions, like a group of people I stay with or just one person, but they always like me. Furthermore, I often have dreams about one person either focusing all attention on me, or liking me enough to protect me.

So, what can you make out of this?
User avatar #155984 to #155978 - nigalthornberry (09/21/2014) [-]
You want companionship and you play games alot
#155990 to #155984 - anonymous (09/21/2014) [-]
don't steal my thunder.
User avatar #155986 to #155984 - fuiuki (09/21/2014) [-]
Hmm, I guess that would be true...
#155980 to #155978 - anonymous (09/21/2014) [-]
I assume you play a lot of games and you also play them before you sleep yes?
User avatar #155983 to #155980 - fuiuki (09/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, I do. But they occur on nights after a day of no games too.
#155989 to #155983 - anonymous (09/21/2014) [-]
well it's clear that games are big part of your life, so you think about them a lot. Most dreams are from what you ahve recently done and since you play a lot of games, thats what your brain remembers the most.

as for the the attention/protection thing, that could just be some insecurities about your friendships and other relationships. if you've been feeling lonely recently, you'll apply that to your dreams and since quite a few games have elements where you have to protect things, you also apply that to the dream.
User avatar #155993 to #155989 - fuiuki (09/21/2014) [-]
That makes sense, and I have been through stuff that I can relate to that. Thank you for your input
#155994 to #155993 - anonymous (09/21/2014) [-]
glad I could help.
#155960 - damnatum (09/21/2014) [-]
Does anyone have any advice on what career I should go into? I'm a high school graduate looking into college. I'm good with languages and learning a few so I thought being an interpreter/translator would be a good route. But the job security and pay don't seem to be the best. Any suggestions would be appreciated!
#156038 to #155960 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
Prostitution.
User avatar #155967 to #155960 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
teacher, language assistant, customer service, political aid, immigration worker, community worker

tbh I'd look into something else, maybe business, that way you kinda have two useful skills to use together
#155969 to #155967 - damnatum (09/21/2014) [-]
Thanks for the help!
User avatar #155954 - trolljunkusa ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
So about an hour ago I fucked my ex girlfriend

We broke up a few weeks ago, because she's still in high school (senior) and I'm in college (freshman) and I simply didn't have any time to have a girlfriend between being a full time student with a part time job.

We both still have feelings for each other, but idk, I just feel bad about fucking her while we aren't dating, I took her virginity, but she messaged me last night after not talking for a few weeks, and she was like "I want your big cock" and so I was like "okay" and we fucked today.
User avatar #155985 to #155954 - nigalthornberry (09/21/2014) [-]
Well be fuck buddies and think about dating again after you graduate
User avatar #155962 to #155954 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
lmao "okay"
User avatar #155964 to #155962 - trolljunkusa ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
Hahahah yeah Im an awkward person
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User avatar #155965 to #155963 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
I was laughing at how your reply to her was just "okay" and then you fucked

anyway like, ignore her
User avatar #155966 to #155965 - trolljunkusa ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
Yeah I know, I got that after I re-read my post lmao.

If I ignore her, I can't get my nut though. I want to fuck her, but not feel like she's just doing this to try and get back with me
User avatar #155968 to #155966 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
is she hot
User avatar #155970 to #155968 - trolljunkusa ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
She's pretty attractive, looks almost exactly like the girl in this video You need to login to view this link but younger and cuter and a nicer ass.
User avatar #155971 to #155970 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
man you had that video on hand lol
User avatar #155972 to #155971 - trolljunkusa ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
it's in my favorites
User avatar #155973 to #155972 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
lmao this nigga
User avatar #155974 to #155973 - trolljunkusa ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
Yeah hahahah I found that video the day I met her
User avatar #155955 to #155954 - trolljunkusa ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
So I guess what I need advice on, is, how do I not feel bad about having sex with my ex gf? She said she wants us to just be fuck buddies
User avatar #155953 - fornowjr (09/21/2014) [-]
Anyone got that picture where it says "Anons, unite and leave on October 1st". Would appreciate.
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User avatar #155945 - georgesmoustache (09/21/2014) [-]
Who regrets their first fuck?
User avatar #156124 to #155945 - mettih (09/22/2014) [-]
not really, in made love with the guy first time we had sex, our relationship didn't last, but i don't regret it
User avatar #156003 to #155945 - ScottP (09/21/2014) [-]
I guess I kind of do now, but I was in love with her back then. Also it lasted about two thrusts and then I decided we should probably wait for a more rational situation rather than give in to our desires.
#155948 to #155945 - anonymous (09/21/2014) [-]
why do you regret it?
User avatar #155961 to #155948 - georgesmoustache (09/21/2014) [-]
I hated the person, plus she was ugly and fat ahahah
#155938 - anonymous (09/21/2014) [-]
How do I Funnyjunk?
User avatar #155947 to #155938 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
you don't. funnyjunk does you.
User avatar #155939 to #155938 - whtkid (09/21/2014) [-]
Praise Dadmin
#155934 - anonymous (09/21/2014) [-]
how to get gf?
User avatar #155988 to #155934 - nigalthornberry (09/21/2014) [-]
How you doing?
#155935 to #155934 - anonymous (09/21/2014) [-]
give her the dick
User avatar #155931 - AnFour (09/21/2014) [-]
TICKET ADVICE - CALIFORNIA
Just wanting to know on how much my ticket will come out to.

I'm 19 and I have a motorcycle permit and I got pulled over at an unexpected checkpoint. With this permit you cannot ride at night or have any passangers.

- I got a ticket for riding at night and having a passanger in the back. So, how much do you think my ticket will come out to?
User avatar #155916 - saimaster (09/21/2014) [-]
My job is shity as fuck. I need another job, but since they keep working me either 6 days a week or a closing then opening shift (anywhere from 9 pm to 2 am then open at 3 am) I haven't had time to apply to anything. I've worked here 1 1/4 years and 4 months at two places prior. New management has also been making alot of us excluding themselves work 8-13 hour shifts without breaks. So should I abruptly quit just so I have time to look for something else? Also with this much experience (even if it's various types of restaurant business experience) will finding a new job be easy? I have no idea what to do.
Also, as I type this, I am at work and will be until at least 11 pm and have to come in at 3 am.
#155956 to #155916 - damnatum (09/21/2014) [-]
I'd say quit your current job and if you have enough money saved you can just live off that while you look for a new one. Or you could apply for a temp agency while you look for a new job. I work for one right now. I can almost guarantee you would be working less. So you'd have time to find something else. Good luck!
#155920 to #155916 - anonymous (09/21/2014) [-]
Try finding places that take online applications or pick up applications from a lot of places, then use your day off to fill them out and drop them off.
User avatar #155928 to #155920 - saimaster (09/21/2014) [-]
I tried that. The problem? I have no sleep (or an insufficient amount) to where I will just pass out. Worse, I have had weeks that I'd be working 7-10 days straight, always ending with an opening shift until noon. This causes problems in my health, social life, and mental health. I simply do not have the time while I work here.
User avatar #155929 to #155928 - saimaster (09/21/2014) [-]
Oh, and inb4 "hurrdurr if you have time to post here apply online"

this is a Windows Phone, where the past 5 places I tried to apply this phone fucked up the formatting or something and I could not complete the process.
User avatar #155937 to #155929 - mahnamesjakers ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
If you have job experience, finding a job shouldn't take more than a few weeks. It depends on your financial situation though, if you don't have enough money to get by for a month or two just in case then you're going to have to suck it up and get no sleep and apply on your day off. Shit sucks but those are your options.
User avatar #155909 - tomahawkkit ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
how do I get a life
User avatar #155924 to #155909 - sugoi (09/21/2014) [-]
-be late to school and run out of your house with toast and butter in your mouth
-sit in the back corner of the classroom next to the window and always have your eyes drifting outside
-and then you see senpai playing soccer in the field below and you two catch each other’s eyes
-quickly look away and blush
-in english class forget your textbook and have no choice but to borrow senpai’s since he’s right next to you
-drop your pencil and eraser and begin to reach down to pick them up but then accidentally touch hands and make eye contact
-he teases you and keeps your eraser but you don’t mind and it makes you happy but you pretend you mind
-meet at the rooftop every day because he has blackmail on you for some reason and you have no choice but to make him a bento box every day for lunch and you pretend you don’t like it but you secretly enjoy it
-want to join a club but you don’t know which one so you and senpai decide to make a club on your own and have to get enough members for it to stay alive
-engage in tons of wacky adventures with subtle romantic undertones including classic hot springs field trip with your class, summer vacation house at the beach including hot classmates in bikinis and watermelon smashing and a fake murder mystery that unfolds at the scene, and a christmas party later on
-go to the shrine on new years and end up standing next to senpai while praying and peek a glance at him and marvel at how perfect he is
-make valentine’s day chocolate and have an entire day dedicated to making them yourself with your friends so you can give them to senpai
User avatar #155925 to #155924 - sugoi (09/21/2014) [-]

-finally feel as if you belong somewhere because you made a lot of friends and you and senpai seem to get closer but no one is making the first move
-school year is ending soon, resolve to finally confess your undying love for senpai
-last day of school senpai isn’t here but you still take lots of pics with friends and receive bouquets of flowers and make plans for the future
-suddenly panic everywhere it turns out senpai died in a car crash this morning
-in shock unable to react properly
-no choice but to move on but you feel as if someone ripped a piece out of your heart
-attend funeral
-timeskip to months later
-senpai’s mom contacts you and says there was something in senpai’s bag that was meant for you
-it is an envelope
-inside is your eraser and a letter
-the letter says how much senpai loves you and how senpai has always noticed you and wants to be with you from now on
-cry.

the end
User avatar #155946 to #155925 - georgesmoustache (09/21/2014) [-]
Brought a tear to my eye
User avatar #155932 to #155925 - derpityhurr (09/21/2014) [-]
evry tiem
User avatar #155917 to #155909 - dragx (09/21/2014) [-]
Here's what you do, you find something, a sport, a hobby, whatever.. and you get good at it.. you enter other communities.. if you don't socialise well, find a single man sport. Or if you don't fit in with anyone, find a hobby. It all really depends how old you are and if it's too late, which it hardly ever is.. but sometimes it can be too late to change.
User avatar #155912 to #155909 - ScottP (09/21/2014) [-]
You get lost and find out what other roads there are.

Meet new people who share your interest. Don't be too judgmental at first glance. Understand that everyone fails every now and again, but that shouldn't stop you from trying to get yourself out there.
User avatar #155915 to #155912 - tomahawkkit ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
but im afraid if I be myself, it will scare people away because my personality is so shitty I only fit in on fj
User avatar #155918 to #155915 - ScottP (09/21/2014) [-]
How do you usually act around people?
User avatar #155919 to #155918 - tomahawkkit ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
I dont
User avatar #155921 to #155919 - ScottP (09/21/2014) [-]
Well then how do you know you'll scare people away?
User avatar #155923 to #155921 - tomahawkkit ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
think of it this way, when you see a cop do you think your going to be arrested? you haven't done anything wrong so he has no reason to arrest you, but still you slow down even if you weren't speeding
User avatar #155926 to #155923 - ScottP (09/21/2014) [-]
But they're not out to get you.
User avatar #155927 to #155926 - tomahawkkit ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
shit nigga, its like en episode of dr phil in this bitch. fine ill start talking
User avatar #155930 to #155927 - ScottP (09/21/2014) [-]
Just remember: It's up to you to start talking to other people.
User avatar #155922 to #155921 - tomahawkkit ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
shit you got me there
#155911 to #155909 - dragx (09/21/2014) [-]
Are you genuinely asking, cause I could tell you.  First you need to get off FJ.
Are you genuinely asking, cause I could tell you. First you need to get off FJ.
#155907 - jaevel (09/21/2014) [-]
I wish to upload a video I have on my computer, but everytime I try, an error pops up stating "Cannot create thumbnails" What must I do in order to get thumbmails for my content?
I wish to upload a video I have on my computer, but everytime I try, an error pops up stating "Cannot create thumbnails" What must I do in order to get thumbmails for my content?
#155905 - anonymous (09/21/2014) [-]
I'm 15 years old it looks like everywhere people are losing their virginity just like that... I mean holy shit, When I was 12 people where losing there virginity so quickly and it's building up now. Is there something wrong with me? I mean apart from me not being one of those people, I have a burning hatred inside me for all of them, some of them are my close friends but inside there's secretly a part of me that hates them. And then theres feminism... I know a lot of people have negative views on it, but mine kill me inside.. the fact that most women do all this shit, (in my area women are huge sluts, they are the ones I'm mainly talking about losing their virginity quickly) and then they can be so ignorant and arrogant, and then they're all feminists too. My insides burn, literally. Why does all this bother me so much?
#156089 to #155905 - dehumanizer (09/22/2014) [-]
Daily reminder.
User avatar #155991 to #155905 - nigalthornberry (09/21/2014) [-]
Eh don't worry about it until you're 22 Sex is meaningless unless you love the other person

User avatar #156007 to #155991 - marinepenguin (09/21/2014) [-]
Not true, for many people sex is purely a physical action.
User avatar #155940 to #155905 - mahnamesjakers ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
I felt the same way at 15. Then when I was about to turn 16 I started dating this 18 year old. We dated for a year and didn't have sex but we did everything else, I didn't really mind that much but a lot of my friends would tease me for it and I felt a lot of pressure to have sex and I wanted to really bad. It never ended up happening as she went to college after a little over a year and we were forced to break up. Back in April I lost my virginity to a girl I was dating for about 3 weeks and I have to say that sex is pretty awesome but it is NOT an indicator of social status and it doesn't make you a loser to not have sex at all. I know some seriously shitty people that are losers that will never do anything with their lives that had sex at age 14. I've also known good looking people with great personalities and a lot of people that like them that have never had sex, and no one really thinks less of them for it. It's all about who you are, and if there are people that only care about sex all you can do is laugh at them and pity them because they only care about what other people think about them. Trust me you will one day meet a girl that isn't a total slut and she's actually pretty cool, then you'll have sex with a girl that means a lot to you and that's the best sex that there is. Don't rush anything and fuck a girl you don't care about for your first time. Just remember that you are certainly not alone and even though its frustrating you have to realize that high school is absolutely CRAWLING with shitty people, and now that it's my senior year I have learned to tune all of the shitty people out and just stick to my group of friends. Life is good when you learn to do that my friend.
#155906 to #155905 - anonymous (09/21/2014) [-]
I don't want it to bother me, but it does. I know can't change other people, but can I change myself? Am I wrong to disagree with these people? or is that what society has become?
User avatar #155913 to #155906 - ScottP (09/21/2014) [-]
You're 15. There's no rush, even though it seems that way. Really. It's overrated. Sex isn't anything special unless you're with someone who can take the pain of the day away with just a smile. Someone who you know will support you when you fall down. And when you meet someone like that, and the problems of the world seemingly disappear as you two become lost in each other's eyes, then you'll have found something better than sex.

On an unrelated note, here's a conversation that I overheard while sitting in the lobby of my dorm:

Guy 1: Have you fucked any chicks yet?
Guy 2: Well uh...well I met these two girls and-
Guy 1: But did you fuck them?
Guy 2: Well I mean we got to talking, you know-
Guy 1: You need to fuck some chicks.
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