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#59775
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N. Korean citizen (03/17/2013) [-]
Alright guys, going as anon cuz to me, this stuff is pretty fucking embarrassing. Anywho, o have some questions for you all.
1. I have sweaty palms. Is there a way to get rid of that?
2. I feel like I get erections too easy(I got a slight, yet still noticeable, one from carrying a girl in my arms. Again, really fucking embarrassing).
Thanks for the help
1. I have sweaty palms. Is there a way to get rid of that?
2. I feel like I get erections too easy(I got a slight, yet still noticeable, one from carrying a girl in my arms. Again, really fucking embarrassing).
Thanks for the help
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N. Korean citizen (03/17/2013) [-]
Not sure of the exact process, but my bro showed me a trick where you hook up a not so powerful battery to some pie tins or something (2), and fill each with like, 1/8 to 1/4 inches of water, and just sit like that. Look up a tutorial or something.
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misticalz ONLINE (03/17/2013) [-] You'll get used to touching girls physically so you'll stop getting an erection.
Stop clenching your fists, Maybe put some gold bond on your palms before you leave, just make sure you can't see it unless you look really closely at it.
Maybe try anti-persiperant on your palms.
Stop clenching your fists, Maybe put some gold bond on your palms before you leave, just make sure you can't see it unless you look really closely at it.
Maybe try anti-persiperant on your palms.
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N. Korean citizen (03/17/2013) [-]
I'll try the gold bond thing for the palms, but I'm not so sure about the other thing. It's not like I haven't been touching girls, hell, most of my best friends are girls who are really touchy-feely. And I don't even get a full erection either. I just get a little hard and it becomes sorta noticeable if I don't cover it.
#59773
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samxdaxman (03/17/2013) [-] Hey guys I'm having a bit of girl trouble.
I was into a girl for a while, and still am. She rejected me the first time I asked her out so I tried to move on(note: that happened in like, October). Now she's texting me again, talking like she wants a relationship (i could see myself with you, whoever ends up with you will be lucky, etc.). Thecatch is, she only wants a relationship with a really religious person, like her. I just wanna know, is she toying with me? Should I move on and completely forget her? Or should I press on and try to convince her?
I was into a girl for a while, and still am. She rejected me the first time I asked her out so I tried to move on(note: that happened in like, October). Now she's texting me again, talking like she wants a relationship (i could see myself with you, whoever ends up with you will be lucky, etc.). Thecatch is, she only wants a relationship with a really religious person, like her. I just wanna know, is she toying with me? Should I move on and completely forget her? Or should I press on and try to convince her?
#59761
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N. Korean citizen (03/17/2013) [-]
Got damn it I'm so paranoid.
Going as anon for reasons.
Me and this girl were having a fun little talk "tlking liek dis" Because it was fun.
Then I say "look" (I then started typing my next message, but I messed up a lot, so it took some time to send it.) So I guess she seen "look" all by it self and maybe she thought I was pissed off?
Then she said "Sorry, I'll stop" Then I said "Why" And then she said, "Oh nothing, nevermind c:" Then she wasn't as happy or something for the rest of the conversation.
So I just said sorry, and she said I didn't do anything.
So now I'm fucking scared and shit, because I really don't want to lose her as a friend.
Wat do? How do I stop being paranoid of pointless things? I don't think she hates me now, but there's this little person in my head saying "She hates you know, you fucked up.''
Going as anon for reasons.
Me and this girl were having a fun little talk "tlking liek dis" Because it was fun.
Then I say "look" (I then started typing my next message, but I messed up a lot, so it took some time to send it.) So I guess she seen "look" all by it self and maybe she thought I was pissed off?
Then she said "Sorry, I'll stop" Then I said "Why" And then she said, "Oh nothing, nevermind c:" Then she wasn't as happy or something for the rest of the conversation.
So I just said sorry, and she said I didn't do anything.
So now I'm fucking scared and shit, because I really don't want to lose her as a friend.
Wat do? How do I stop being paranoid of pointless things? I don't think she hates me now, but there's this little person in my head saying "She hates you know, you fucked up.''
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omniscientreason (03/17/2013) [-]
agreed. he just be over reacting. he needs to put is chillin pannys on and just think "its no big deal, shes my friend, im cool." and then not stupid things should come to mind. least thats what helps me.
I was flippin fat titties the other day cause I thought I pissed my uncle off, wich is whom im currently living with for fucking FREEEEE. but then I realized i was just trippin and realized the beergut doesnt really care that much.
I was flippin fat titties the other day cause I thought I pissed my uncle off, wich is whom im currently living with for fucking FREEEEE. but then I realized i was just trippin and realized the beergut doesnt really care that much.
#59755
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myrtille ONLINE (03/17/2013) [-] I feel so alone right now. My boyfriend went to his mom's and didn't even say goodbye. Not really sure how long he'll be gone. This is not how I wanted it to happen, at all...
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myrtille ONLINE (03/17/2013) [-] I'm starting to agree.
I went into our room and asked for a hug to help me feel like he's not mad, and he just says "What makes you think I'm not mad?"
I mean really. I express any kind of unhappiness in how he treats me - so he gets mad and treats me like shit. He literally told me the way I felt was dumb. I don't know what to do.
I went into our room and asked for a hug to help me feel like he's not mad, and he just says "What makes you think I'm not mad?"
I mean really. I express any kind of unhappiness in how he treats me - so he gets mad and treats me like shit. He literally told me the way I felt was dumb. I don't know what to do.
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myrtille ONLINE (03/17/2013) [-] This is us in Hawaii...we were actually really happy together last summer. This whole thing is pretty recent.
A few months before this trip, I was actually leaning more toward another guy, but one of my good friends convinced me otherwise. My BEST friend wanted me to get with him, because she really doesn't like my boyfriend. They hate each other. I don't ever talk to her anymore because she constantly stirs things up between us to try to break us up. I'm just not sure who I should be around...
You see, my best friend slept with some nasty guy on my couch while my parents were home and then lied to me about it. It was a real breach in trust, and my boyfriend was just kinda like "Told ya." and I never really talked to her after that, but she was always a great friend other than that.
I don't know what to do.
A few months before this trip, I was actually leaning more toward another guy, but one of my good friends convinced me otherwise. My BEST friend wanted me to get with him, because she really doesn't like my boyfriend. They hate each other. I don't ever talk to her anymore because she constantly stirs things up between us to try to break us up. I'm just not sure who I should be around...
You see, my best friend slept with some nasty guy on my couch while my parents were home and then lied to me about it. It was a real breach in trust, and my boyfriend was just kinda like "Told ya." and I never really talked to her after that, but she was always a great friend other than that.
I don't know what to do.
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smashingprodigy ONLINE (03/17/2013) [-] Just because you've been through a lot in the past does not mean that you should or shouldn't stay with him. It's great to have a reflection of your time together, but in the end, it all comes down to seeing yourself with him in the future and not about the great and difficult times you've had. If you feel that you cannot tolerate him with his current attitude (berating you and rudeness), the best thing to do would be to finish it. I can really see no upside to staying with him.
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myrtille ONLINE (03/17/2013) [-] No, I had my ovary and a huge cyst removed when I was 15, and he also helped me get on when my dad was drinking a lot (he's an alcoholic)
Both of my parents are getting divorced from my step parents now, so that's a little difficult. We're doing a lot of moving around and now we live with my mom. he helps us pay for bills and helps when things break down or something. He's generally a useful person and has tremendous goals and is a very intelligent/loving person, he's just so stupid sometimes.
Yknow what I mean? Like he's a smart person, but he doesn't have much sense when it comes to understanding me. He'll tell me that I flat out shouldn't feel a certain way, and that it's stupid, and is constantly asking me to back up my feelings with substantial evidence. Sometimes I feel like I fighting a court case when I just want to tell him that I don't think he really understands me sometimes.
"When don't I understand you? How exactly is this happening? What situations appear where I am not understanding you?"
It's just not really something I can answer.
Both of my parents are getting divorced from my step parents now, so that's a little difficult. We're doing a lot of moving around and now we live with my mom. he helps us pay for bills and helps when things break down or something. He's generally a useful person and has tremendous goals and is a very intelligent/loving person, he's just so stupid sometimes.
Yknow what I mean? Like he's a smart person, but he doesn't have much sense when it comes to understanding me. He'll tell me that I flat out shouldn't feel a certain way, and that it's stupid, and is constantly asking me to back up my feelings with substantial evidence. Sometimes I feel like I fighting a court case when I just want to tell him that I don't think he really understands me sometimes.
"When don't I understand you? How exactly is this happening? What situations appear where I am not understanding you?"
It's just not really something I can answer.
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omniscientreason (03/17/2013) [-]
Listen here, I was with my ex for 2.5 years and I know we were in love. shit fell apart...but damn it was for the better. Quit being afraid to lose him and start thinking about what you can do without him. Think about both sides. If you guys are having issues, dont be weak and dont be a bitch, be mature, demanding, but not disrespectfull. I couldve kept my old relationship together and I know that, I chose not to because it wasent what I wanted.
You on the other hand seem to want this. If you didnt, youd already have broken up with him. Point out the things that he does that makes you feel the way you do. Do that while explaining to him that he should try to see things from your perspective. Also note before you do this, you should prolly think about how he feels and why.
You on the other hand seem to want this. If you didnt, youd already have broken up with him. Point out the things that he does that makes you feel the way you do. Do that while explaining to him that he should try to see things from your perspective. Also note before you do this, you should prolly think about how he feels and why.
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myrtille ONLINE (03/17/2013) [-] He sorta feels like he has enough to worry about. He wants to be an anesthesiologist, and ofc one of the doctors he talked to was like, "Man I hope you don't plan on getting married!" which I am now starting to think was great fucking advice. I almost can't stand to be around him anymore. I don't think we ever talk about my day. I totally understand that he's working and going to school and that it's a huge pain in the ass and he just wants to get through this shitty time, I want him too, but I don't think I can support him through this. I feel like his mother.
I cook and clean for him(I'm talking dishes, laundry, keeping his area organized, ect.), I massage and scratch his back, I listen carefully to all of his problems and concerns and try to offer up solutions. I go to his mother's house every weekend and help her clean and take care of her new baby and try to help her. I just don't know if I can do it anymore with him acting like this to me. It's like my feelings don't count because I don't work and go to school at the same time.
I cook and clean for him(I'm talking dishes, laundry, keeping his area organized, ect.), I massage and scratch his back, I listen carefully to all of his problems and concerns and try to offer up solutions. I go to his mother's house every weekend and help her clean and take care of her new baby and try to help her. I just don't know if I can do it anymore with him acting like this to me. It's like my feelings don't count because I don't work and go to school at the same time.
#59754
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abstract (03/17/2013) [-] I am doing a research paper on the novel Rob Roy by Sir Walter Scott. I have a general idea about my thesis, but we are required to find 3 sources to reference to and I can't find anything about the book, all I find is general info about the novel or a review of the movie. I am going through sources on Google Scholar and JSTOR, but all I am finding are copies of the actual book or criticism of Walter Scott's writing style. Is there anybody that have read this book that might be able to help me?
#59753
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N. Korean citizen (03/17/2013) [-]
Okay I'll be clichefag and ask for girl advice. I'm 16 and I feel confident in making people laugh and being sort of flirty, but I just freeze up feel awkward when it comes to figuring out how to start a conversation, especially if I don't know/hardly know the person, or feel like I don't have something to go start a convo off of.
Also a side note about conversations- is getting a neutral reaction necessarily a bad thing?
Also a side note about conversations- is getting a neutral reaction necessarily a bad thing?
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omniscientreason (03/17/2013) [-]
Ask them about what they want to do in the future. If they say they dont know make up ask them if they have any ideas. Also about what kinda music they like. You can play off that shit real easy. I personally wouldnt be afraid to show my dislike in some of their tastes too but not be a dick about my disagreement.
Also bro...a neutral reaction is just that. neutral. You still have a chance to succeed and also a chance to fuck the fuck up.
Also bro...a neutral reaction is just that. neutral. You still have a chance to succeed and also a chance to fuck the fuck up.
#59743
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misticalz ONLINE (03/17/2013) [-] I NEVER HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY WHEN I TALK TO PEOPLE.
WHAT DO I TALK ABOUT?
WHAT DO I TALK ABOUT?
#59733
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scrumdiddlyumpshus (03/17/2013) [-] Alright I know this isn't need of advice for any real but why won't FJ let me thumb a lot of the comments on the second or third pages of comments on boards? It could be on posts too but I haven't checked. Is there some new thumb policy thingy?
#59731
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N. Korean citizen (03/17/2013) [-]
*WARNING RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS*
Hey guys, even though this makes me sound like a girl. I feel like my girlfriend doesn't find me attractive and I want to talk to her about it but she normally gets mad if I bring something up.
Ex. She never talks to me at her parties unless I text her first to see if she's busy. So I confronted her about it and asked her if she can stop doing that (happens more often than not.) and she got mad saying we always talk about that problem.
Ex 2. I felt like she didn't love me anymore after a week or so of her ignoring me when I tried to speak to her so I asked her if she did then she got mad because "I shouldn't have to ask because I know she does" and we went on break for a few days.
What should I do guys? I really love this girl and we've been together for about 11 months and I don't want to lose her but I can't help but feel like she doesn't care about me.
Hey guys, even though this makes me sound like a girl. I feel like my girlfriend doesn't find me attractive and I want to talk to her about it but she normally gets mad if I bring something up.
Ex. She never talks to me at her parties unless I text her first to see if she's busy. So I confronted her about it and asked her if she can stop doing that (happens more often than not.) and she got mad saying we always talk about that problem.
Ex 2. I felt like she didn't love me anymore after a week or so of her ignoring me when I tried to speak to her so I asked her if she did then she got mad because "I shouldn't have to ask because I know she does" and we went on break for a few days.
What should I do guys? I really love this girl and we've been together for about 11 months and I don't want to lose her but I can't help but feel like she doesn't care about me.
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omniscientreason (03/17/2013) [-]
Sounds like she needs some spaaaaace. id be straight foreward say some shit like" I know you care about me, but id like you to think about how you make me feel. I love you, but im having problems finding a way to talk to you about what I think are problems in the relationship" cept you know...more gangster cause I dont give a fuck about being too proper.
#59718
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leonjoker (03/16/2013) [-]
Don't know where to ask this so here it goes... I want to get "fit/lean/in shape" however you want to call it, just essentially have a nice toned body not like a bulky gym body. I'm already pretty skinny so the question is would doing pushups daily tone me up? I was thinking something like for example starting with 10 pushups of each kind (normal, hands wide apart, hands near each other, hindu pushups, etc) and then each day increase 1 to each type. So would it tone me up?
I don't know if it matters but im 18, around 1.80m tall and weigh around 60kg...that's about 5'11 for you americans I think and the weigh I have no idea in pounds...
I don't know if it matters but im 18, around 1.80m tall and weigh around 60kg...that's about 5'11 for you americans I think and the weigh I have no idea in pounds...
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N. Korean citizen (03/16/2013) [-]
Pushups may work, but are not the most [url deleted] assuming you're a guy so in order to gain muscle or "toned" you need there to be something on your body in order to get toned. So you're going to have to eat more than you usually do to put on some pounds and the majority of these foods should be filled with protein and fats, and little sugars.
Hope i helped
Hope i helped
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leonjoker (03/17/2013) [-]
I eat alot, I simply don't gain any weight I don't even know how. I literally eat anything at all times. Another concern was if doing pushups daily would be counterproductive, like would I need a day in between to rest or something for the muscles to recover/grow? because my muscles don't really hurt or feel tired the day after
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N. Korean citizen (03/17/2013) [-]
Are the foods you eat high in sugar? Sugar produces insulin and insulin causes you to have cravings and increases blood pressure cholestoral etc.
And the answer is no. Since you aren't doing heavy lifting like dead lifts, theres not really a reason to rest. i suggest doing more difficult workout that use dumbells or other difficult body exercises.
Normal pushups, in my opinion, do not work. However having your hands in the shape of a triabgnle or wide pushups are also effective. Doing dips are also pretty good too
And the answer is no. Since you aren't doing heavy lifting like dead lifts, theres not really a reason to rest. i suggest doing more difficult workout that use dumbells or other difficult body exercises.
Normal pushups, in my opinion, do not work. However having your hands in the shape of a triabgnle or wide pushups are also effective. Doing dips are also pretty good too
#59694
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sadweyo (03/16/2013) [-] im ginger and dont have a soul
i sold my whole family soul to the devil to get a ps3 game
any advice on what to buy next with other people souls?
i sold my whole family soul to the devil to get a ps3 game
any advice on what to buy next with other people souls?
#59693
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mimidevlin (03/16/2013) [-] My boyfriend (ex now I guess) of three years left me last night. What do I do now.
#59690
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N. Korean citizen (03/16/2013) [-]
I hope to become a paratrooper in the british armed forces, and look to develop into the sniper specialisation, but i have a stigma in my left eye, will i still be able to do it? cant find out anywhere
#59683
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N. Korean citizen (03/16/2013) [-]
Hi. Just a quick question and no idea where else to ask it. Is the lever action Marlin 1895 45-70 guide gun a good rifle?
And what does guide gun mean?
Thanks
And what does guide gun mean?
Thanks
#59740 to #59683
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Zarke (03/17/2013) [-] I think when people refer to a guide gun, they refer to the gun people who lead guided hunting tours carry to quickly put down a violent animal that the paying hunter isn't capable of taking down in a safe time frame. Typically high-power, one shot/one kill-style weapons, since they're likely to only be used in an emergency. I'm not terribly experienced, so I'm not sure this is the "proper" definition.
Again, I'm not an extremely experienced shooter, but I'd assume a .45/70 would kill pretty much whatever you need dead in good time. I haven't handled many Marlins either, so I couldn't tell you about how well-made they are, but on virtue of cartridge alone, I don't see why it wouldn't work as one.
Again, I'm not an extremely experienced shooter, but I'd assume a .45/70 would kill pretty much whatever you need dead in good time. I haven't handled many Marlins either, so I couldn't tell you about how well-made they are, but on virtue of cartridge alone, I don't see why it wouldn't work as one.
#59681
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lagingerninja (03/16/2013) [-] So here's the story-
I came out to friends as Bisexual last August whilst on a cadet camp.
Phoned up parents whilst away and told them. It didn't go down too well :/
Two conversations later, they are still in denial and are adamant that it is a 'phase' :/
How can I get closure with them, even though my argument is pretty weak? (No boyfriends, ever. I don't express my feelings much, etc.)
I came out to friends as Bisexual last August whilst on a cadet camp.
Phoned up parents whilst away and told them. It didn't go down too well :/
Two conversations later, they are still in denial and are adamant that it is a 'phase' :/
How can I get closure with them, even though my argument is pretty weak? (No boyfriends, ever. I don't express my feelings much, etc.)
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sheperdofthestars (03/16/2013) [-] Sometimes, time is the best weapon against intolerance. Sit down with them and make it clear that you are who you are and you hope they can accept that. Then just wait. Really , there's no telling where it will go from there. They may realize it's not just a phase and come to accept it, or not, or they may always be firmly in denial about it. It's possible it will never have to be an issue again, if you never develop serious feelings for another man, or you may decide to marry another man and then they will be forced to confront it head on. It's hard, but it really comes down to what happens in your life, and time.
I can't say I'm speaking from experience here, because I'm not. I came out to my parents at 16, they they were both really chill about it. Hell, my dad was like "Good. Go date other girls. They can't get you pregnant." But I have faced intolerance, both for my sexuality and my religion, and really all you can do is give it time.
Really all I can tell you man, other than good luck.
I can't say I'm speaking from experience here, because I'm not. I came out to my parents at 16, they they were both really chill about it. Hell, my dad was like "Good. Go date other girls. They can't get you pregnant." But I have faced intolerance, both for my sexuality and my religion, and really all you can do is give it time.
Really all I can tell you man, other than good luck.
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N. Korean citizen (03/16/2013) [-]
this is the situation, this girl i have been talking to showed a lot of signds of liking me and i was planning to ask her out. She would be tuchy to me always giving me compliments, saying im perfect in every way (not in the friendzone way).
Then some guy from a random school dates her. After they got together she started to talk to me a lot less. She would be the one texting me first but now i was the one who had to start the conversation
My question is does she still like me or has she moved on?
Then some guy from a random school dates her. After they got together she started to talk to me a lot less. She would be the one texting me first but now i was the one who had to start the conversation
My question is does she still like me or has she moved on?
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smashingprodigy ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-] She probably has moved on. While she was showing signs of interest, did you ever reply with your own signs? If so, two things might have happened: she thought you were just being flirtatious, but with no actual interest in her or she knew you liked her back, but she felt you were taking too long in asking her out.
Maybe you can get a second opinion, but these are my thoughts on it.
Maybe you can get a second opinion, but these are my thoughts on it.
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smashingprodigy ONLINE (03/17/2013) [-] Become more aloof and available, but don't make it seem like you're jumping at the chance to be with her.
You're talking a lot less, so try to establish more of a connection with her. If she still demonstrates those same qualities, she is still interested.
You're talking a lot less, so try to establish more of a connection with her. If she still demonstrates those same qualities, she is still interested.
#59670
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marek (03/16/2013) [-] Hey FJ
Today I am going to the Junior Prom with this girl I met a couple weeks ago. We have been talking every night ever since we met, and she actually seems interested in talking to me unlike previous crushes. Not only do we talk every night by texting/calling, we also hung out a few times.
Speaking of hanging out.. One week after we met, we were planning to go to the movies together on a Friday. She said she had a surprise for me, but it turns out that on Tuesday was the last day that prom tickets were selling, and she asked me to the prom through the phone. (Turns out that was my surprise). At the last minute she told me she couldn't hang out and asked if i wanted to go over at her house, then we hung out there. I met her parents as well, they were really nice and seemed to like me.
I would also like to mention last night (Friday night). I went over to her house again and we were watching Insidious(Scary movie). At scary parts during the movie she would clench my arm and look down and such, it was really cute..
So FJ, here's the plan for tonight. I am going over to her house a couple hours early to take pictures with her before the prom, and we'll go to the prom together. After the prom, I am eating dinner with her and her parents, and then go back to her house.
FJ, I really like this girl, and I'm pretty sure she feels the same towards me. Should I ask her out tonight? I don't wanna lose what we have now... Help me bros
Today I am going to the Junior Prom with this girl I met a couple weeks ago. We have been talking every night ever since we met, and she actually seems interested in talking to me unlike previous crushes. Not only do we talk every night by texting/calling, we also hung out a few times.
Speaking of hanging out.. One week after we met, we were planning to go to the movies together on a Friday. She said she had a surprise for me, but it turns out that on Tuesday was the last day that prom tickets were selling, and she asked me to the prom through the phone. (Turns out that was my surprise). At the last minute she told me she couldn't hang out and asked if i wanted to go over at her house, then we hung out there. I met her parents as well, they were really nice and seemed to like me.
I would also like to mention last night (Friday night). I went over to her house again and we were watching Insidious(Scary movie). At scary parts during the movie she would clench my arm and look down and such, it was really cute..
So FJ, here's the plan for tonight. I am going over to her house a couple hours early to take pictures with her before the prom, and we'll go to the prom together. After the prom, I am eating dinner with her and her parents, and then go back to her house.
FJ, I really like this girl, and I'm pretty sure she feels the same towards me. Should I ask her out tonight? I don't wanna lose what we have now... Help me bros
