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#139788 - deckbox (06/21/2014) [-]
i cant stop mouse lag its not drivers thaey are all up to date i dont know what to do i can barely do anything
User avatar #139907 to #139788 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
In general or when specific applications/ games are open?
#139948 to #139907 - deckbox (06/22/2014) [-]
in general, and when I am on browsers or anything it does that tabbing out thing, like doesn't focus on the page you are currently on, so you are typing, but because it is unfocused it doesn't write doown
#139772 - mr skeltal (06/21/2014) [-]
Okay, so I'm 16, and I went to get a haircut the other day. Where I get my haircut, it's usually 40 year old women doing the cutting. This time though, they apparently hired a newly graduated high school girl, and she did the cutting.  She's a 9/10 easily- wears glasses, about 5'5", cute face and light brown hair. As a loyal FJ'er, you can tell that a guy like me isn't generally sought after by someone that good-looking. She's pretty, but I don't pay attention much to that, and we shoot the shit together. The whole haircut lasts about forty-five minutes, which is pretty long compared to my other haircuts. At the end of the haircut, she says I was really funny and that I should request her to do my hair next time.   
   
(Cont.)   
   
Posting as anon 'cause I don't want to get banana'd for being underage
Okay, so I'm 16, and I went to get a haircut the other day. Where I get my haircut, it's usually 40 year old women doing the cutting. This time though, they apparently hired a newly graduated high school girl, and she did the cutting. She's a 9/10 easily- wears glasses, about 5'5", cute face and light brown hair. As a loyal FJ'er, you can tell that a guy like me isn't generally sought after by someone that good-looking. She's pretty, but I don't pay attention much to that, and we shoot the shit together. The whole haircut lasts about forty-five minutes, which is pretty long compared to my other haircuts. At the end of the haircut, she says I was really funny and that I should request her to do my hair next time.

(Cont.)

Posting as anon 'cause I don't want to get banana'd for being underage
User avatar #139785 to #139772 - awesomerninjathing (06/21/2014) [-]
>banned for being underage

THE TOPPEST OF KEKS TO YOU SIR
#139774 to #139772 - mr skeltal (06/21/2014) [-]
(Same poster)   
Didn't think much of it, but as we were leaving, my mom and dad said they were listening and told me that she sounded really flirty, and pointed out stuff that I was pretty oblivious to- she put her hand on my shoulder a few times, played with her hair a lot.   
   
I'm a teenaged FJ'er, I see myself as a 6/10. Why would a newly graduated senior be interested in a shabby-lookin' teenager? Or am I just looking to much into it? And if she is, should I go for it?
(Same poster)
Didn't think much of it, but as we were leaving, my mom and dad said they were listening and told me that she sounded really flirty, and pointed out stuff that I was pretty oblivious to- she put her hand on my shoulder a few times, played with her hair a lot.

I'm a teenaged FJ'er, I see myself as a 6/10. Why would a newly graduated senior be interested in a shabby-lookin' teenager? Or am I just looking to much into it? And if she is, should I go for it?
User avatar #139812 to #139774 - fukkendragonite (06/21/2014) [-]
Go back soon, request her, play it from there. Be kinda flirty again and then ask her when she finishes work and offer to take her out somewhere.
User avatar #139864 to #139812 - svenninja (06/22/2014) [-]
Ehh, kinda not possible. I can't get anywhere on my own without a license and car, so... I guess the only next step currently is talking online, and I should wait until after next haircut- it'd be odd to friend her on FB or whatever after one haircut
User avatar #139909 to #139864 - fukkendragonite (06/22/2014) [-]
So you didn't need anyones advice! You know how this shit works, have the confidence to go for it man

Good luck
User avatar #139807 to #139774 - marinepenguin (06/21/2014) [-]
If she asked to continue having you, do that. Get a trim in two weeks and ask for her. Be friendly and gauge her reaction. Against popular belief, there is no such thing as a "league". I went with some friends to a best buy for a demo release thing. Several 8 and 9s were with guys that were just fucking cringy.

If she likes you, go for it.
User avatar #139779 to #139774 - thatnigger (06/21/2014) [-]
I think a thing to point out is, you're not likely to get a haircut weekly, so you might not see her until next time and you've got no idea if she'll still feel the same way. However, if you do go back and she's semi acting the same way or at least remembers you and still things you're funny and stuff, ask for her number or something.
I do think she was probably interested but I don't think it's enough to work with though, especially because you probably don't know much about her and such.
User avatar #139789 to #139779 - svenninja (06/21/2014) [-]
Ah, okay I was unaware the rule was that lax.

Okay, great! Yeah, what's odd is she used to work for the farm we get our animals from, so since I was curious I checked her profile from the farm's FB page. She just got out of what appears to be a two year relationship, so... I dunno. She even went as far as to asking me if I wanted her to write her name down so I could request her in the future.

I guess I've just been out of the game for a while. I've only had one gf, and she did a 180 on me and turned into a feminazi.

I still find it weird she would be interested in a 16 year old when she is or is about to be an adult. Bigger fish to catch, I suppose.
User avatar #139776 to #139774 - fistfireace (06/21/2014) [-]
She said you were funny, she asked you to request her for the next time you get a haircut, and did that other stuff. So, yes, go for it.

Also, you won't get "banana'd" for being underage. Admin doesn't give a fuck about that.
User avatar #139768 - RADDDDs (06/21/2014) [-]
I have a fast internet connection, and I don't know how to take advantage of it
any recommendations?
User avatar #139794 to #139768 - serhiy ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
host game servers
#139787 to #139768 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
>Get $50.
>Steam Sale. store.steampowered.com/
>Buy 125 games.
>Use leftover money on HumbeBundles. www.humblebundle.com/
>Download all games.
>???
>PROFIT

My internet speed is 120mbps/ 15mbps, and the only way I felt like I was giving it some use was downloading all 309 of my Steam Games.
Over 1.8tb.

Otherwise, just having it there is pretty nice. Anytime you download something large, it'll take very little time.
User avatar #139780 to #139768 - Timmietim ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
>download 1080p porn
User avatar #139777 to #139768 - ScottP (06/21/2014) [-]
Watch youtube videos at 1080p
User avatar #139769 to #139768 - makotoitou ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
POOP
User avatar #139766 - winners (06/21/2014) [-]
anybody know why there have been drone sightings in Chicago? I seen one the other day over the highway and my friend seen one over his house
#139767 to #139766 - winners (06/21/2014) [-]
it looked like this. i seen that little camera thing on the front and everything
User avatar #139808 to #139767 - marinepenguin (06/21/2014) [-]
Fort leonard wood is nearby, I think they do some drone tests and training there. Probably why.
User avatar #139770 to #139767 - makotoitou ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
sorry that was me
User avatar #139757 - mlpokeyuan (06/21/2014) [-]
Is giving someone a discount card for a facial or massage imply "your face is fucked up, use this to fix it," or a friendly/romantic gesture?
User avatar #139921 to #139757 - nsfwcontent (06/22/2014) [-]
Massage is better, everyone enjoys a massage
User avatar #139764 to #139757 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
If I were to receive one, I would honestly think they didn't have much else to give me. Maybe they were re-gifting?
But I wouldn't think "your face is fucked up, use this to fix it."
The thought may cross my mind, but I'd be thinking more along 'last-minute gift' or 're-gifting' than anything.
User avatar #139762 to #139757 - thatnigger (06/21/2014) [-]
Don't just give it to the person off the bat, ask whether they'd like it or not first and then work your way to giving it to the person. Don't just give it out of the blue or as just a friend, it's better to give it to someone when you're either dating them or close to.
User avatar #139754 - herblegerble (06/21/2014) [-]
so im taking the girl i like to the cinema then pizza hut tomorrow and then i plan on asking her out. problem is last time i asked a girl out it was awkward as fuck and i don't really want to repeat that
i know for certain that she likes me back and we get along really well so the date itself shouldnt be awkward (except that im not very "smooth" at all but oh well) it's just the asking out part that i'm exceptionally shit at

any advice?
User avatar #139765 to #139754 - thatnigger (06/21/2014) [-]
If the date goes well, then that is already implied I guess. I don't see how it's not awkward to spell out the obvious, so just realize that it's almost always awkward when you have to confirm you're dating someone and just deal with it and say whatever you would say. Awkward isn't necessarily bad, especially when you both feel embarrassed by it like that.
User avatar #139759 to #139754 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
You're already going out with her.
You've already passed that point. As soon as the end of the date is nearing, just tell her you'd like to see her again. Afterwards, chances are high that you two will text over when and where next; I've never had a girl instantly plan a date with me then and there. It's always a "Okay, sure, let me check my schedule" type thing.

That's all there is to it. It's probably best that you don't have something planned out completely when you do ask her, because if she's busy on that day then she'll probably decline. But if you open it up, and tell her you'd like to see her again, then it involves her in the planning, too.

Also, if you believe the date is going well, (because let's face it, going to the cinema and afterwards dinner is a date), then maybe ask her to be your girlfriend near the end of night.
User avatar #139760 to #139759 - herblegerble (06/21/2014) [-]
Don't know if I'm misunderstanding or it's lost in translation.
By "go out" I mean ask her to be my girlfriend. It's an English thing, and it makes no sense to me either.

But like you were saying, hopefully everything goes well and I'll get to do something with her again soon.
User avatar #139763 to #139760 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Ah, alright.
(Lost in translation)

Then what you could do is:
"Hey, there's something I need to ask you" ... "Will you be my girlfriend?" or something alone the lines as such.

You don't have to be extra smooth. SaltyBanana, I summon thee; I'm sure you have a smooth line for this. I don't.
Also, chances are, she's probably really hoping for you to say that single line.
#139803 to #139763 - saltybanana (06/21/2014) [-]
I HAVE SPOKEN!!   
   
 herblegerble just learn from your mistakes. like what did you say that was so awkward in your position. fix that hombre!  btw how many dates have you been out with this girl your talking about, cause if its just one wouldn't come to quick. id do it at the third or fourth date to stay safe. explains why the first one was awkward as fuck   
   
as in lines to ask out just be confident, dont stumble your words like" hey anon wi-wil you g-go out with me!?"  women smell fear man, i swear just always look confident even if you arent deep inside  no when on the date always smile, look at her in her eyes. and make her giggle even of your jokes are lame.  if she says like "oh wow anon why you so funny", be like "i love to make you laugh, seeing your smile brightens up my day" she'll get wet as a fucking fountain daw  also remember to always listen to her, even if you cant fix her problems, girls love it when they have someone that will listen to their dumbass problems   
   
asking her out will come near the end, dont ask her out in the middle of the date man ex. say you guys left the cinema, and your like im going for the kill before we get pizza. no wait till the end   dude best way to get her, is be romantic. be mr. right for her. just be like grab both of her hands, looked her dead in the eye and say "Hey, we have been going out for some time now and I can say without regret that I like you" thats it mane. if she says yes, den kiss her righjt there. and say i love you. boooom much sex, much pussy, such cool guy
I HAVE SPOKEN!!

herblegerble just learn from your mistakes. like what did you say that was so awkward in your position. fix that hombre! btw how many dates have you been out with this girl your talking about, cause if its just one wouldn't come to quick. id do it at the third or fourth date to stay safe. explains why the first one was awkward as fuck

as in lines to ask out just be confident, dont stumble your words like" hey anon wi-wil you g-go out with me!?" women smell fear man, i swear just always look confident even if you arent deep inside no when on the date always smile, look at her in her eyes. and make her giggle even of your jokes are lame. if she says like "oh wow anon why you so funny", be like "i love to make you laugh, seeing your smile brightens up my day" she'll get wet as a fucking fountain daw also remember to always listen to her, even if you cant fix her problems, girls love it when they have someone that will listen to their dumbass problems

asking her out will come near the end, dont ask her out in the middle of the date man ex. say you guys left the cinema, and your like im going for the kill before we get pizza. no wait till the end dude best way to get her, is be romantic. be mr. right for her. just be like grab both of her hands, looked her dead in the eye and say "Hey, we have been going out for some time now and I can say without regret that I like you" thats it mane. if she says yes, den kiss her righjt there. and say i love you. boooom much sex, much pussy, such cool guy
#139753 - dehumanizer (06/21/2014) [-]
Alright here I am again, asking for advice becasue why naut?

So basicly next week i'll spend a few hours with the cutie i've been posting about for a while now.

How do I get her to like me, how do i become her BF?
User avatar #139778 to #139753 - fistfireace (06/21/2014) [-]
Dude, she didn't like you before, she won't like you now. I can see fucking why, to be honest. It's time to move on and find someone else.

Also, you say you want help, but whenever you get it, and take the advice, you blame the board for getting you rejected. But when you don't take the advice, you keep being depressing and say negative stuff. No one is willing to help you anymore, besides xxThatxOnexGuyXx.

No offense, but if I was her, and I noticed that you kept hitting on me getting me to like you, I'd be creeped out. Especially when she rejected you the first time.
#139890 to #139778 - dehumanizer (06/22/2014) [-]
b-but that was because i was jumping the gun, now we are getting closer
User avatar #139892 to #139890 - fistfireace (06/22/2014) [-]
Wait awhile and talk to her about it to see if she would want to date or something. If she says no, then it's all over and you'll never be with her; however, if she says that she wants to think about it, then she has a chance.

I'd wait a little while longer before asking so it doesn't seem like you're rushing or anything.
#139893 to #139892 - dehumanizer (06/22/2014) [-]
well im gonna try to hang out with her alot next week so she remembers me as good

then next semester (in september) i'll try asking her out... lets just hope that she's available and im in a better shape then

Is it good she knows i like her tho?
#139899 to #139893 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Er'ryday, mate.
Er'ry day.
#139901 to #139899 - dehumanizer (06/22/2014) [-]
well i think i could do these but would it be enough? Theres no gym in town...
User avatar #139894 to #139893 - fistfireace (06/22/2014) [-]
At least you have something planned out and know where to start. Yeah, that's the only thing that can save you during the break: hope.

Eh, it depends really. If she starts liking you during the week, then I'd say yes because then she'll attempt to avoid other guys that hit on her and be with you when you see each other again. If she doesn't like you still, no matter what, then it truly doesn't matter. She probably won't ignore any guys that she meets (and likes) just because you like her.

In the end, it comes down to hope, luck, and well, that's it really. Just don't seem to clingy when you hang out with her, though, girls don't like that.
#139895 to #139894 - dehumanizer (06/22/2014) [-]
Well she will see other guys but i think they are friendzoned, i try not to worry about it because there is nothing i can do about em, i think she just sees em as friends. The thing is i dont want her to see me like one of them.

How do i not be clingy? I dont really want to come of as careless either...
User avatar #139903 to #139895 - fistfireace (06/22/2014) [-]
Just give her space every now and again. Just pretend she's like a best guy friend. Just put faith into it, and I'm sure she'll come around. If she doesn't, hey, at least there's 7 billion more people that you can find.

Some things weren't meant to be, some things are, it's something we can't control. You'll have to deal with it even if it's hard top kek and once you do, you'll feel better. You have to come to terms with whatever happens.

I'll wish you the best of luck though. Also, sorry for the late reply.
#139904 to #139903 - dehumanizer (06/22/2014) [-]
O-okay thanks, I'll try...
User avatar #139905 to #139904 - fistfireace (06/22/2014) [-]
You're welcome. Also, just don't blame us again if it doesn't work out. That's not cool.
User avatar #139804 to #139778 - ipostcp (06/21/2014) [-]
How do you know so much about grills when you can't even go into a game lobby
User avatar #139865 to #139804 - fistfireace (06/22/2014) [-]
Because magic. No, seriously though, I just find information be hearing conversations about how girls are, look through the internet, or just browse here (which does have good advice about girls, though). It's also a subject that I used to think about before, whenever I was bored and stuff. In actuality, I probably don't know much about girls, but whatever I guess.
User avatar #139866 to #139865 - ipostcp (06/22/2014) [-]
I was just making a joke man.
User avatar #139867 to #139866 - fistfireace (06/22/2014) [-]
Ooh, okay.
#139773 to #139753 - dehumanizer (06/21/2014) [-]
bump, i want help!
User avatar #139756 to #139753 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Slow and steady wins the race.

How you managed to pull yourself out of the hole that you were in is beyond me; Just don't jump to something sudden, like say, attempting to kiss her.
Just show her you can be a pretty cool guy. If all goes well maybe you could get her Facebook/ number.
#139758 to #139756 - dehumanizer (06/21/2014) [-]
The problem is that i wont be seeing her after june up to september...

I dont really know how to get her to like me because its really a mystery how someone can ever like me and what girls find atractive in men.

I already have her number, dont have jewbook but i sent her a friend request on skype...she probably hasnt gone online because no replies...
User avatar #139783 to #139758 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
> "The problem is that i wont be seeing her after June up to September..."

That's what texting and Facebook is for.

> "I don't really know how to get her to like me because its really a mystery how someone can ever like me and what girls find attractive in men."

She's not a puzzle. Don't expect to be able to 'solve' her and have her suddenly like you. It should be a gradually thing.
If I've yet to state it enough: be yourself.
Take things really gradually and slowly. Don't jump the gun.
If things go well and she actually wants to talk to you, then text her sometime afterwards and see how it goes.
#139889 to #139783 - dehumanizer (06/22/2014) [-]
But she can go spend time with other men and get a bf and theres nothing i can do about it...

Hmm okay...
#139898 to #139889 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
If she really, really likes you, she wouldn't do that.
Jealousy isn't a great virtue to have. It only saturates relationships.

If some how you two become close, and she does seek other men, then that's all on her.
Note: If you become close. If she seeks other guys whilst you two are still close: All on her.

You shouldn't focus on the 'ifs.'
There's a trillion and one possible things she can do, and then some; Only time will truly tell. Just roll with what life gives you, and stop thinking too far in advance man.
Anytime I over-think things, they never come true.
#139902 to #139898 - dehumanizer (06/22/2014) [-]
Her fault? I dont know... is it good to blame others for the bad things that happen to me? I mean thats what Elliot Rodger did and i can already relate to him way more than i want.
User avatar #139906 to #139902 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Wha?

If you two get close, eh?
Following me here?
As in, really close. As in, almost Facebook official.
And she jumps for another guy.
It's all on her.
You did nothing wrong to cause the 'relationship' to end. She made it end.

For instance, my last relationship ended because I didn't like my (ex)girlfriend flirting with other guys. She broke up with me because I confronted her about it. Because I didn't like her flirting with other guys.
It ended because she wanted to flirt with whom ever she felt like, whenever she felt like it. In this scenario, it's pretty safe to assume the relationship ending was her fault.
#139908 to #139906 - dehumanizer (06/22/2014) [-]
Well we're not really that close, but it we spent alot of time last week studying for an exam, I passed but she didnt... she got sad and started tpo cry, i tried to comfort her ...anyways she agreed to study againt togheter fort the exam next week....

I guess thats not really close is it, she could go on and flirt with other guys...
User avatar #140191 to #139908 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
It's a really good thing that she's opening up to you, at the very least.
Sure it's not close, but it could eventually lead to something.

Again, I really wouldn't worry too much about her flirting with other guys.
#139748 - proxytoxic (06/21/2014) [-]
I've got a lot of weird quirks, but this one takes the cake. I keep fucking up whenever asked out on a date. I would like to say yes but end up making some stupid excuse to avoid the situation. Every. Single. Time.  Dating just doesn't come as easily to me anymore and I don't feel the same romantic connection like other people do, almost like its non-existent. This has been happening for over three years and It's starting to tear me up from the inside when I see how far behind I am from everyone else. I'm not asking for "the one," I just want to feel something, or find someone who feels the same way. This shit is stupid but I've got nowhere else to ramble. Does this make sense?
I've got a lot of weird quirks, but this one takes the cake. I keep fucking up whenever asked out on a date. I would like to say yes but end up making some stupid excuse to avoid the situation. Every. Single. Time. Dating just doesn't come as easily to me anymore and I don't feel the same romantic connection like other people do, almost like its non-existent. This has been happening for over three years and It's starting to tear me up from the inside when I see how far behind I am from everyone else. I'm not asking for "the one," I just want to feel something, or find someone who feels the same way. This shit is stupid but I've got nowhere else to ramble. Does this make sense?
User avatar #139752 to #139748 - thatnigger (06/21/2014) [-]
Not wrong to have preferences when it comes to relationships such as actually liking the person that asks you out and not accepting because you don't feel anything.
I think you're doing it right if you do it like that, because if you don't feel anything, chances are the relationship might not work.
User avatar #139781 to #139752 - proxytoxic (06/21/2014) [-]
Thanks for replying; it feels pretty good to get that off my chest and your advice makes some good sense.I guess I should trust myself a little more.
#139741 - mr skeltal (06/21/2014) [-]
Hi
I'm moving from Europe to the US soon, and I was wondering if there was any way to smuggle in my pipe?
I wan't to put it in my computer case, screw it shut and then let the moving company pass it through
Will I get my anus rekt? What should I do?
User avatar #139782 to #139741 - Timmietim ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
bananarchy pls
#139913 to #139782 - mr skeltal (06/22/2014) [-]
Guilty ;)
User avatar #139747 to #139741 - chefwurm (06/21/2014) [-]
My recommendation would be to just leave it and buy a new one here. Give it to a friend or something?
User avatar #139744 to #139741 - ajrin (06/21/2014) [-]
than answer is always
''put it up your ass''
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User avatar #139739 to #139731 - ScottP (06/21/2014) [-]
I don't know much about those stories. Do you like Black Canary?
User avatar #139792 to #139739 - brackgrapple (06/21/2014) [-]
Yeah. At least these comics ive read a few but cant find them online anywhere
User avatar #139732 to #139731 - brackgrapple (06/21/2014) [-]
Both are a steal but Im not sure which one to get
User avatar #139728 - mlpokeyuan (06/21/2014) [-]
Finals are next week and I'm more focused on a girl. I am and also not satisfied with my progress. I want to tell her how I feel, but that'd be weird and all of a sudden. I don't know if she likes me back or if she thinks I'm a jerk. Is bit obvious that I compliment her more than others? Does her notice? I don't know what I'm asking, I think I'm just pouring my mind right now. I don't want her to think I'm using her as a tool for learning Japanese (trying to self teach, and she happened to be fluent 'cause she is Japanese). I keep missing opportunities, but I can at least maintain an online conversation. When would be a good time to walk her to lunch or something (we live very close to each other)? I hope I don't overanylaze and do something creepy. Any advice is good , except the "be yourself" usual stuff. I'm doing that. This I'd the farthest I've gotten wig a girl I like.
User avatar #139734 to #139728 - thatnigger (06/21/2014) [-]
First of all, focus more on your exams, those are very important. That being said, don't talk about exams with her but sort of chat with her so if you do ask her to go have a bit of lunch or something, it's not completely sudden. If you've not gotten her to help you with Japanese yet and she doesn't know you're trying to learn, bring it up and hope she's interested enough to either help you or check your progress and that can be something you can do together. She'll only think you're using her if you only talk to her about it though, so be sure to talk about other things when you're not talking about you learning Japanese. Listen to her as well, find out what she likes but don't go overboard with it, just find a few things she likes and hope one of them is something you can at least hold a conversation about. If things are going really well then you can look for signs about whether or not she's interested in you.
User avatar #139746 to #139734 - mlpokeyuan (06/21/2014) [-]
Ok thanks! It seems that I'm doing most of those things already, so that's good. However, I've been getting to know her more through Facebook because she types more than she talks. She definitely knows I'm trying to learn it 'cause I've asked questions about it to her. It's Harder to talk with her irl because I only see her at lunch or walking home with her best friend, as I usually am too. I want more face to face , but I don't know what to do about that friend. Oh well, that'll end because ill have to figure out how to hang out with her over summer.
User avatar #139733 to #139728 - ljxjlos ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Ace the finals, get hyped and when you´re ridiculously happy and hyped after achieving perfect grades, ask her out with the overflow of confidence you then have.

Also try not to overly compliment her and all that. Be funny, be interesting...don´t be a tool trying to get her to like you by doing everything that she wants.
User avatar #139729 to #139728 - mlpokeyuan (06/21/2014) [-]
Sorry for the wall of text.
User avatar #139730 to #139729 - mlpokeyuan (06/21/2014) [-]
And typos. Doin this on a phone pretty quickly.
User avatar #139727 - hwangw (06/21/2014) [-]
I'm beginning to think I may have a virus that's affecting Windows Firewall. It's blocking pretty much everything except chrome from the internet, changing settings, and turning it back on when I disable it. I've actually watched it change my settings every time I try to open Steam to block everything and to not notify me when things are being blocked. I've run Malwarebytes but it didn't find anything. I'm running out of ideas.
User avatar #139755 to #139727 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
If you still think it's a virus, try scanning with WinMHR. (Just to double-check.)

www.team-cymru.org/Services/MHR/WinMHR/

Also, how did installing a new firewall go?
#139834 to #139755 - hwangw (06/22/2014) [-]
WinHMR came back with this, do you think it could be my problem?
User avatar #139855 to #139834 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Nope. False positive.
I get the same thing.
User avatar #139856 to #139855 - hwangw (06/22/2014) [-]
Alright, so I guess it's probably not malware at this point. I'll just keep looking around and see if I missed something.
User avatar #139857 to #139856 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
How did downloading COMODO go?
User avatar #139858 to #139857 - hwangw (06/22/2014) [-]
I got it downloaded but every time I try to set it up I get an installation error "Non 7z archive"
User avatar #139859 to #139858 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
That's... pretty wonky...

Hmm, have you tried doing a system restore point to when the Firewall wasn't acting this way?
User avatar #139860 to #139859 - hwangw (06/22/2014) [-]
I just built the computer a week ago, I'm not sure if I have a restore point. Since it's only been a week I won't have a problem reinstalling Windows if I have to. Nothing on here that I'd miss yet.
User avatar #139863 to #139860 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
At this point, it might just be easier to re-install windows.
I doubt it's a virus if you have Ad-block, and don't visit sketchy websites, aaaaand if you don't download sketchy applications.
User avatar #139887 to #139863 - hwangw (06/22/2014) [-]
Alright, I refreshed Windows and started reinstalling one by one. Looks like TinyWall is causing the problem. I'm thinking it may disable the settings because it wants me to go through it instead oft he Win firewall? I'm not sure, either way it's uninstalled and I'm good now.
#139888 to #139887 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Nice to hear.   
   
That could have been the case; Or it could have been over-riding Windows Firewall.   
   
Anyhow, 'grats on getting things working again!
Nice to hear.

That could have been the case; Or it could have been over-riding Windows Firewall.

Anyhow, 'grats on getting things working again!
User avatar #139891 to #139888 - hwangw (06/22/2014) [-]
Thanks for helping me out with this and everything else! I appreciate it!
User avatar #139868 to #139863 - hwangw (06/22/2014) [-]
I try not to, but I downloaded a few things people suggested that I'd never head of. Not gonna do that next time around. It's the only thing I can think of at least.
User avatar #139830 to #139755 - hwangw (06/22/2014) [-]
I'm downloading Comodo now. This thing is just making harder because I have to keep disabling the firewall to get through the download.
User avatar #139735 to #139727 - Mortuus (06/21/2014) [-]
Ask on the tech board.
User avatar #139718 - thatguyontheright ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
I have an incredibly difficult to work with co-worker. He acts like he is a boss (when in reality, he isn't) and he is constantly berating me for any little mistake even if it was not my fault.

I have gone to the shift supervisor about him, but since the two are buddies, nothing was done. He has mentioned on several occasions he wants me to quit, simply because he doesn't like me. I've done nothing against him, he just doesn't like me.

I cant simply quit and walk away. It takes months for a shift change bid to go through, and they won't move me to a new spot.

Should I just go ahead and quit? I would be walking away from a $12.40 an hour job.
User avatar #139826 to #139718 - thatguyontheright ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
A little bit of an update to the situation.

The Hierarchy goes

head cutter
team leader
and shift manager.

The current team leader is leaving for another job and guess who is replacing him....asshole is. In 2 weeks he will take over as team leader and plans to fire me as his first action.

So in 2 weeks, I am out of a job. I am contacting the main offices, maybe something can be done.

Is it such a good job? No...its shitty. The company requires you to friend them on facebook to keep tabs on you (failure to comply results in immediate termination), and I was told to go to the office on several occasions based on my facebook activity, namely what I liked and what I posted.
User avatar #139725 to #139718 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
> Shift change bid
Those are just the worst :/

> Quit a $12.40/ hr job
You'd let him win, then.
Also, it's a decent paying job. Don't give that up. You'd be kicking yourself for months because of it.

It's drama.
Workplace. Drama.
Honestly, it's probably one of the stupidest reasons to quit a job. Especially when it can be remedied.

Anyhow, as Misticalz said:
Go to your boss.
If not the owner/ boss go to someone, anyone, higher than the shift-supervisor.
File a complaint about him and the shift supervisor.

If that fails, and heavy emphasis on if it fails, then I would say tell your co-worker to stop being a Drama Queen.
Ignore him. Ignore the shift supervisor.
User avatar #139737 to #139725 - thatguyontheright ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Company policy, I CAN'T go over the shift manager. Only the shift manager is allowed to contact the office about trouble on the floor if he/she can not take care of it.

After stewing about it, I will put in my bid for a shift change, but also send out my resume and application for a different job. This company is pretty shitty, and I could do a lot of complaints just on them in just breaking labor laws.
User avatar #139862 to #139737 - terriblytreble (06/22/2014) [-]
Send out the complaints.
Sue the motherfuckers.
DON'T LET HIM WIN.
User avatar #139919 to #139862 - thatguyontheright ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
He's already won. In a couple weeks, he will be promoted to a position with real authority and his first action will be to fire me.
User avatar #139970 to #139919 - terriblytreble (06/22/2014) [-]
Why not just go ahead the shift supervisor to someone higher anyway?
If you're gonna be fired, then why care if you break the rules?
User avatar #139720 to #139718 - misticalz ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Go to your boss and not the shift supervisor?
User avatar #139706 - misticalz ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=577037422384751&fref=nf
what do you think should have happened
are the cops the wrong ones? or the owner for filming for no reason
User avatar #139786 to #139706 - Timmietim ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Rottweilers are also pretty dangerous dogs so i wouldn't want to wrestle it either.
User avatar #139784 to #139706 - Timmietim ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
The owner for not backing off, he couldve filmed from more distance like the rest.
Also should've locked the dog in car better instead of the window open so far it could jump out.
#139710 to #139706 - fistfireace (06/21/2014) [-]
Looked like self defense to me. What would the cop do, let the dog attack him? That'd be pretty stupid.
User avatar #139711 to #139710 - misticalz ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
same
User avatar #139707 to #139706 - misticalz ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
give an explanation too
#139712 to #139707 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Ah yes, this controversial video.

First of all, it's in the past now. 5 months old, at least.

Secondly, you need to see the situation in different scenarios.
The guy was being extremely cocky and smug at first. They're doing a drug bust and here he is getting all close and filming. Notice how the camera we're watching from is using it's digital zoom? The people filming were smart enough to stay back, instead of getting up and close.
In the heat of things, the cops' actions were namely justified. You can't have someone interfering with a sting operation; Especially one that has been planned for months in advanced. Now before you try to back him up by saying he wasn't interfering, remember that he was the only guy who got arrested/ detained because of how close he was. Had he been further away, and not walking around getting up close to everything, he would have been fine. With a bunch of armed SWAT officers and police officers, you're almost guaranteed a firefight. He's putting himself, and possibly the cops on duty at risk. They were 4 officers down what they should have been, because of this guy. You can't say that he 'wasn't interfering.' He even knew he was in trouble. When the cops walked over he turned around and put his hands behind his back.

His dog being out-of-control isn't his fault; but the situation that lead to this scenario is.
The cops could have either wrestled the dog, or taken it out quickly.
Did you see anything for the cops to detain the dog when it started to get pissed off? Neither did I.

It all comes down to a few simple factors:
Owner being a cocky, smug douche, getting pretty close to a sting operation. Owner knew he was at fault. Owner willingly submitted to being detained/ arrested before they could even talk with him. The officers had no way of stopping the dog. Not even if they un-cuffed the owner, because by that time someone would have been hurt.
#139714 to #139712 - mr skeltal (06/21/2014) [-]
but you could see him trying to tell the dog to calm down. The owner that is
User avatar #139716 to #139714 - misticalz ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
implying a dog would listen through all that commotion
#139715 to #139714 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Sure but the entire thing could have been prevented if he didn't do something he knew was wrong.
User avatar #139713 to #139712 - misticalz ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
thanks bruh
#139701 - findaway (06/21/2014) [-]
I need to get 40 or so more comment thumbs before I can post videos on here.
Can somebody help me reach level 1?
User avatar #139702 to #139701 - nigalthornberry (06/21/2014) [-]
I don't know CAN we?
yes we can
#141311 to #139702 - findaway (06/30/2014) [-]
I'm still Level 0 in comments. Content thumbs are so much easier.
#139703 to #139702 - findaway (06/21/2014) [-]
We can try!
#139717 to #139703 - findaway (06/21/2014) [-]
I'm gonna make a few comments to make it easier. 38 more to go.
User avatar #139745 to #139717 - codyxvasco (06/21/2014) [-]
Go say funny stuff
#139775 to #139745 - findaway (06/21/2014) [-]
I am, but I can only comment once a minute
#139697 - mr skeltal (06/21/2014) [-]
Please, someone help him.
You need to login to view this link
#139698 to #139697 - mr skeltal (06/21/2014) [-]
He is suicidal.
#139700 to #139698 - mr skeltal (06/21/2014) [-]
Am i too late?
User avatar #139699 to #139698 - nigalthornberry (06/21/2014) [-]
Its 4chan so there's a good chance its fake
User avatar #140394 to #139699 - fucktotheyou (06/25/2014) [-]
>4chan
>Fake
When has this ever happened
User avatar #139696 - nigalthornberry (06/21/2014) [-]
At this point I'm feeling...weird I haven't talked to her in a while so obviously I miss her and I'm starting to worry that something could have happened what do I do?
User avatar #139705 to #139696 - ScottP (06/21/2014) [-]
Who?
User avatar #139738 to #139736 - ScottP (06/21/2014) [-]
What do you think could have happened?
User avatar #139742 to #139738 - nigalthornberry (06/21/2014) [-]
I don't know really the storms around here were pretty bad this week, there were a few tornados so I guess her internet could have gotten knocked out or she was talking about how her mom didn't like something( I think it was me since she hasn't met me) and possibly took her stuff away.I really don't know
User avatar #139743 to #139742 - ScottP (06/21/2014) [-]
It's probably just nerves then. She's probably fine and she's just unable to contact you at the moment.
#139669 - mr skeltal (06/20/2014) [-]
Feeling really, really down lately so I figured why not ask internet strangers and see what happens.

so, my history with girls (male anon here) is a rather mixed bag. I generally get along better with girls than with guys, and I have more best girl friends than best guy friends. Yet in spite of this, my track record is pretty much dead last.

Never even been on a date, been rejected by basically every girl I've asked out, casually or otherwise...hey, at least I made out with one of them, so that's something (she turned out to be a little too clingy and obsessed, so I kinda pushed her away).

The only "positives" to my record, if you can cll them that, are that I've been in three online relationships. None have worked out, obviously. First girl was in a really bad place mentality and I just couldn't deal with her shit anymore. Second girl was just humoring me, basically. Third girl didn't even consider me a real person, because whatever, its online, it doesn't matter

To be continued
User avatar #139750 to #139669 - owllynator (06/21/2014) [-]
first of, do you care about you appearance? you need to make some effort and look good. Secondly, be confident, may take a while to build it up, but literally confidence is the main key, and thirdly, dont smother anyone, you talk to a girl you like a lot, try to ignore her for a while.

The main advice that helped me was, if a girl sees you as a friend, and you do everyhing with her apart from relationship things, when yuo stop being their allthe time, she will come to realise what you have been doing for her = pulled
User avatar #139721 to #139669 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Alright, I'm going to try and stray away from:
"Be yourself."
"Get some social hobbies."
"Not everything revolves around dating and having sex."
"Looks don't matter a bit if you have such a great connection with someone."

Clearly you probably don't want to be told the same thing everyone else will tell you.

First of all, figure out the real reason why you want a relationship.
For attention? For the sex? For the openness and interaction with a 'significant other'? In search of your soul mate?
Find the true reason behind why you feel lonely, and more importantly find the 'hole' that you have. The hole that only love can fill.

I think your biggest limiting factor right now, is yourself.
Relationships don't instantly happen because you want one right here and now.
Good, solid relationships take time. Don't jump into things -- It's more than likely the reason why you're getting rejected. Get to know a girl really, really well. Develop a great, solid friendship. And from there, if it's meant to be, things will fall into place.
Yes, it's "letting things happen," although forcefully pushing pieces into place is just going to wreck the picture.

My main advice here is: Take things slowly, and be patient.

Come to terms with the fact that you're single. Otherwise you're just going to be holding your own head underwater, there.
User avatar #139687 to #139669 - gandaalf (06/21/2014) [-]
you have to take it easy man
girls aren't the only thing in the world
just realise that no matter who you are : no one cares about you more than they care about themselves
don't try and force a relationship in anyway
and don't chase after any girl
let things happen
#139688 to #139687 - mr skeltal (06/21/2014) [-]
Letting things happen has gotten me nothing, ever.

I've got enjoyable hobbies, plenty of good friends, a solid, reliable, if not terribly interesting job...all I'm missing is someone special.
User avatar #139690 to #139688 - gandaalf (06/21/2014) [-]
that's your problem right there
'all I'm missing is someone special'

it's like you're expecting it
you don't need it
it's just something
don't spend too much time on these kinds of things
sure , I don't have a girlfriend
because i don't fucking need one
if i get a girlfriend sometime , great
but i haven't spent a second thinking about how to get one
and i'm fucking enjoying myself
#139692 to #139690 - mr skeltal (06/21/2014) [-]
I don't need one, I've managed to do quite well without one. But I'm a lonely guy and am tired of the single life. There's no point in being single if you're not using that fact to your advantage, and for me, I can't use that as an advantage. Everyone already expects me to be single, no matter if they've known me for years or if they've just met me. That's generally a pretty good sign that I'm one unattractive dude...which leads to all the best "perks" of being single being impossible anyways :/
User avatar #139693 to #139692 - gandaalf (06/21/2014) [-]
...
good luck
#139694 to #139693 - mr skeltal (06/21/2014) [-]
Well thanks anyways, I guess :/
#139689 to #139688 - mr skeltal (06/21/2014) [-]
Okay that sounds retarded. Let me try again. Letting things happen has never gotten me anything, ever.
#139670 to #139669 - mr skeltal (06/21/2014) [-]
The only reason I have better luck with girls online than IRL is because my personality is definitely better than my looks. I'm a 5-6/10 on one of my best days, I would say. Too short (even if I am still taller than most girls at 5'7), too hairy and stout to be one of those thin androgenous prettyboy types. Not muscular or tall enough to be one of those hardcore lumberjack manly types. I'm kinda in the middle and screwed.

So I basically have to rely on my personality to carry me, and unfortunately, girls in my city usually won't even give you the time of day if youee not attractive. And every single girl I've met that isn't like that, is already taken.

I mean, fuck, in a year I became this one girl's best friend and confidant, literally closer to her than any of her friends, including the ones she's known longer, but since there was no physical attraction, my feelings that developed over the past year were rebuffed completely and utterly.

I'm seriously losing all hope at this point
#139671 to #139670 - mr skeltal (06/21/2014) [-]
Final part

So I guess my question is...what can I do? How can I better myself? Like, why am I so decidedly not boyfriend "material"? I mean, I can't really do anything about my facial features or body structure I was born with (my small, deep set eyes can't exactly change, nor can my somewhat weak chin)

I just don't know anymore.
#139675 to #139671 - mr skeltal (06/21/2014) [-]
maybe your standards for girls are too high? maybe you should try dating or going for less attractive ones.
#139676 to #139675 - mr skeltal (06/21/2014) [-]
Well, they'd have to be at least attractive to me for me to want to pursue them, no?

And its not like every girl I go after is stunning...usually they're 6-8/10. I know I'm batting up, but there's been only one 5/10 that I was attracted to; the first girl from my online relationships.
#139668 - mr skeltal (06/20/2014) [-]
When I go out with new people I cannot relax and start a conversation. Like when I am with my friends I talk and make jokes constantly but as soon as I find myself in a bigger crowd with new people i kinda lock up and keep quiet. Any hope or am I fucked?
User avatar #139672 to #139668 - hoponthefeelstrain (06/21/2014) [-]
I do that too. You're just nervous around crowds of people, nothing to be worried about.
Just try talking to individuals inside the group and not addressing the group as a whole.
User avatar #139751 to #139672 - owllynator (06/21/2014) [-]
no, what you want to do is to start talking to individuals in bigger groups, you become friends, they show you to their friends = bigger friend circle
User avatar #139831 to #139751 - hoponthefeelstrain (06/22/2014) [-]
personally I'd rather have a handful of really close friends then a lot of random ones. I have a nice friend circle where we all know each other (about 13 of us) but even when I'm with all of them I get shy and clam up.
User avatar #139920 to #139831 - owllynator (06/22/2014) [-]
well why are you complaining then, get some balls
User avatar #139939 to #139920 - hoponthefeelstrain (06/22/2014) [-]
I'm not? I just know my limits and talk to people inside the group individually, and I'm okay with this.
User avatar #139943 to #139939 - owllynator (06/22/2014) [-]
*cough* virgin *cough*
User avatar #139944 to #139943 - hoponthefeelstrain (06/22/2014) [-]
I am, but I'm a girl so it's not much of an insult to me.
User avatar #139946 to #139944 - owllynator (06/22/2014) [-]
*cough* ok *cough* how old are you?
User avatar #139949 to #139947 - owllynator (06/22/2014) [-]
such wow
User avatar #139955 to #139950 - owllynator (06/22/2014) [-]
much smiles
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