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User avatar #110745 - outlawmods (01/08/2014) [-]
This image was flagged 01/08/2014
User avatar #110746 to #110745 - rokkarokkaali (01/08/2014) [-]
90% sure that's a jokes
User avatar #110789 to #110746 - advicedude (01/08/2014) [-]
What was it? how is a comment so offensive.
User avatar #110756 to #110746 - ferrettamer ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
90% sure assjobs are a joke
User avatar #110757 to #110756 - rokkarokkaali (01/08/2014) [-]
My boner aint no fuckin' joke
User avatar #110739 - greyshirt ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
Can anyone recommend a good technical support forum? I've been trying to deal with some really annoying problems on this computer I got last year and I am pretty much out of ideas, I've tried the basic stuff like memtest, a few different antiviruses and who knows how many other things and I think I've done all I can do on my own.
User avatar #110790 to #110739 - advicedude (01/08/2014) [-]
You need to login to view this link
Most help i've ever gotten was from them. Just takes a few tries.
#110731 - ronjeremysweiner (01/07/2014) [-]
im trying to make the most epic playlist of 20 songs
so far i have
-Always look on the bright side of life (Monty Python Life of Brian)
-Futurama theme song
-Scarlet begonias (Sublime)
-Battlecry (Nujabes/Samurai Champloo)
im looking for songs that i could sing along with/ listen to alot on long road trips
User avatar #110748 to #110731 - derpityhurr (01/08/2014) [-]
Resurrection of Scott Mescudi?
User avatar #110750 to #110748 - derpityhurr (01/08/2014) [-]
Locked out of heaven Major Lazer remix
Feelin it - Jay z
Music & Me - Nate Dogg
Home for the holidays - J.cole, or the song it samples, Doc - Chocolate Milk
How High - J.cole
The Hustle Never Sleeps - Skyzoo

Just some songs that always put me in a good mood, can give more
#110737 to #110731 - ronjeremysweiner (01/07/2014) [-]
*edit
need way more than 20 songs
thanks herblegerble
User avatar #110735 to #110731 - herblegerble ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
>Long road trip
>20 songs
Do you hate yourself? Why limit it to 20 songs?
#110738 to #110735 - ronjeremysweiner (01/07/2014) [-]
this is why i need the advice board
User avatar #110720 - joshia (01/07/2014) [-]
Any good animes to watch, only seen naruto movies. Anyone got any recommendations? could you give links to watch them aswell. ty <3
User avatar #110831 to #110720 - Timmietim ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Gurren lagann was pretty good like already suggested
FMA:Brotherhood is also good.
And torrent from You need to login to view this link You need to login to view this link and use vlc mediaplayer for best quality
User avatar #110832 to #110831 - Timmietim ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
remove space from middle of link
User avatar #110816 to #110720 - megavoir ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Gurren Lagaan is what made me really fall in love with anime
I'm watching Madoka Magica right now, it's alright, I like it.
Baccano had an interesting way of story telling.
Steins Gate is my favorite plot wise.
User avatar #110770 to #110720 - dizzleboy (01/08/2014) [-]
Please go watch Appleseed XIII
User avatar #110772 to #110770 - joshia (01/08/2014) [-]
is this the first of a series could you possibly get me a link to season 1 episode one if possible thanks <3
#110740 to #110720 - ronjeremysweiner (01/07/2014) [-]
space dandy
its on cartoon network on saturday at 11:30 pm, new first episode was last saturday
cowboy bebop
samurai champloo- (#1)
User avatar #110727 to #110720 - oborawatabinost (01/07/2014) [-]
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya is my favorite, even though I've only watched like 2 other animes.

www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLab-YEJaX6d3pOq0AO0M8SSgSm5vGuLc3

Make sure you watch it in the "book order", not the order in which the episodes aired.
User avatar #110728 to #110727 - makotoitou (01/07/2014) [-]
>not aired order
It's like you wanna be cancer
#110719 - anonymous (01/07/2014) [-]
Ok i really need help. I've been going out with this girl for a while now and she decided she wanted to have sex (we are both virgins). I did a bit of research before hand and decided I would try to pleasure her the best I could. So i follow the advice i read and with my fingers and mouth it sounds like im giving her a really good time, shes getting load and really starting to shake and then she just lets out a load of piss. I didn't mind to much as it mainly went over my hand and leg but she wanted to stop and I wasn't going to force her. She went home and I haven't seen her since Saturday, she is ignoring my texts and i don't know what to do.
tl;dr made a girl orgasm into piss and now shes ignoring me.
#110721 to #110719 - anonymous (01/07/2014) [-]
lol kinda wierd response so i'll reply the best i can. if i a girl has a intense orgasm tfor the first time, her body does not know which muscles to control, (so she looses control of her bladder muscles) it perfectly natural and her muscles should adjust quickly. (kinda shity at bio but im 99% sure its legit)

just be cool about it, she will prolly be super embarrassed, so let her know your ok with it (if you are) and you dont want her to feel embarrassed about it.

the last thing u want is for to hold back D

speaking from experienece went out with girl for 3 years. hope this helps

#110723 to #110721 - anonymous (01/07/2014) [-]
Thank you random stranger. I've text her and she replied saying that she overreacted even though it was the best feeling she has ever had and now she invited me over as she is home alone.
#110730 to #110723 - anonymous (01/07/2014) [-]
have fun
#110712 - anonymous (01/07/2014) [-]
I need some advice guys, I don't how to get over my ex, any help?
#110734 to #110712 - sundip (01/07/2014) [-]
RIGHT, LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE FAGGOT.

THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO DO THIS, AND THAT'S FIND HAPPINESS WITH YOURSELF. DO EVERYTHING FOR YOURSELF. NOT FOR YOUR EX. GO TO THE GYM, HANG AROUND WITH FRIENDS, TAKE UP A NEW ACTIVITY, SLEEP ALL DAY, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU DO, BUT BE HAPPY WITH YOURSELF FIRST BEFORE YOU PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE AGAIN.

DON'T DIVE INTO ANYTHING TOO SOON, BE CALM AS FUCK AND RIDE IT OUT, THERE'S A LONG RIDE AHEAD. AND IF YOU WANT TO WORK SHIT OUT, DON'T BE PATHETIC AND SAD. DRIVES THEM AWAY YO.

GOOD LUCK YOU FUCKING CUM BUBBLE.

User avatar #110718 to #110712 - hawaiianhappysauce ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
Learn a programming language and do stuf with it.
#110703 - anonymous (01/07/2014) [-]
Dudes! I somehow managed to score a date with my ex. I'm fucking "schoolgirl" level excited. I'm holding back my joy so no one suspects anything yet. As for my question, you know this being the advice board...What on earth do i do at a concert? I've never been to one, and i don't know anything about the band either.

tl;dr- Going to first concert with date, what do?
User avatar #110716 to #110703 - ihatecarltonbanks (01/07/2014) [-]
just enjoy yourself. dont ignore her and dont demand her undivided attention. she is going to enjoy herself and just include yourself in that excitement. but dont make it a "me or the band" kind of thing. just include yourself in the fun and enjoy yourself with her. she obviously likes you so just dont screw up! you dont need to do everything you can to impress her. thats done. know she just needs to get to know you
#110711 to #110703 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
Don't
Don't
#110726 to #110711 - anonymous (01/07/2014) [-]
Alright, the excitement has died down. In a fucking zen state. What now?
User avatar #110792 to #110726 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Dont date her
User avatar #110747 to #110726 - marinepenguin (01/08/2014) [-]
He's saying you're stupid for trying to date your ex. Which generally isn't a good idea.
#110800 to #110747 - anonymous (01/08/2014) [-]
Oh. Well i guess if that's true, i'll just cancel. Thanks for helping me avoid potential disaster!
User avatar #110710 to #110703 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
What type of concert is it bro?
#110725 to #110710 - anonymous (01/07/2014) [-]
Some metal band i think. Escape the fate? I think that's what they're called.
User avatar #110820 to #110725 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (01/08/2014) [-]
Just jump up and down a lot
#110729 to #110725 - masarua (01/07/2014) [-]
Oh that's a "metal" band... It's not real metal afaik, but they classify themselves as a metal band.
#110736 to #110729 - anonymous (01/07/2014) [-]
Well that's disappointing. Oh well. It's about having a good time, so i guess i'll have to bear with it.
User avatar #110706 to #110703 - advicedude (01/07/2014) [-]
Try to have fun and let the music move you. If you don't like it, try to just move to the beat as all songs have beats.
#110701 - kibbleking (01/07/2014) [-]
I need advice on how to deal with a situation. My sister was caught by my parents a few days ago naked on Skype with some random boy. I'm asexual, so I wouldn't understand, but it's pretty awkward whenever we're in the same room, now. What do I do?
User avatar #110744 to #110701 - itzsquiggle (01/08/2014) [-]
Move out ...
#110733 to #110701 - ronjeremysweiner (01/07/2014) [-]
this should fix her
this should fix her
User avatar #110705 to #110701 - advicedude (01/07/2014) [-]
Talk about it.
#110717 to #110705 - kibbleking (01/07/2014) [-]
I'd rather not.
I'd rather not.
User avatar #110702 to #110701 - Timmietim ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
get her naked
#110696 - anonymous (01/07/2014) [-]
I get jealous and suspicious far too easily. I never let it impact decisions I make or how I act around people, but sitting here feeling shit is becoming tiresome.
What do?
User avatar #110754 to #110696 - moarpotatos (01/08/2014) [-]
Maybe try to stop comparing yourself to others or even caring so much about what other people are doing.
That's all I got
#110679 - Spikeydeath (01/07/2014) [-]
Got a date friday, Girl i've liked since eighth grade, we are 19 now
i've known her since we where in fourth grade
We are going to make hot coco, go to a park and walk around.
Anything else you guys think we could do?
User avatar #110713 to #110679 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
I know this is going to be hard, but don't squeeze the boobies unless she wants you to squeeze the boobies.
User avatar #110707 to #110679 - advicedude (01/07/2014) [-]
Sounds great already.
User avatar #110697 to #110679 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
Get some marshmallows, I love marshmallows
User avatar #110681 to #110679 - TrashX (01/07/2014) [-]
If a guy asked me on a date like that I'd be super happy its a simple but really sweet idea. In my opinion I wouldn't try to add any more but maybe during the date discuss with the girl if there's anything else she'd like to do.
#110682 to #110681 - Spikeydeath (01/07/2014) [-]
she seemed thrilled by it. I'm just terrified of screwing up
User avatar #110683 to #110682 - TrashX (01/07/2014) [-]
Totally understand why you are nervous. However just try be calm an natural and things will start to flow pretty well even if the first 5 mins are a little awkward
#110684 to #110683 - Spikeydeath (01/07/2014) [-]
I've known her since she was little, not to be weird but I saw her grow into a women if you get me.
What are the chances the girl i've liked for years turns out to be my girlfriend?
User avatar #110685 to #110684 - TrashX (01/07/2014) [-]
I've known my boyfriend since my 16th birthday (im 23 now and we've been dating for about 5 years) being with somebody you know so well is really awesome, you are in a pretty goo position really you obviously already know her quite well so at least you know some of her likes and dislikes.
#110686 to #110685 - Spikeydeath (01/07/2014) [-]
She loves her dog, she loves animals, she loves forsenics. She loves the color pink. She is beautiful, and her laugh is awesome.
User avatar #110687 to #110686 - TrashX (01/07/2014) [-]
awh she sounds awesome is there a local pet shop you can go to just to look at the animals or anything?
#110688 to #110687 - Spikeydeath (01/07/2014) [-]
not nearby. but the park always has some type of animal even in the winter.
User avatar #110689 to #110688 - TrashX (01/07/2014) [-]
awesome really hope it goes well for you.
#110690 to #110689 - Spikeydeath (01/07/2014) [-]
Hope so, weirdly i use to have dreams of dating her. She just never wanted to date. I talked to her and she was like yeah ill see if I am working if i am itll be late.
User avatar #110691 to #110690 - TrashX (01/07/2014) [-]
well good luck to you just be yourself, be funny and be kind
#110651 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
I need some advice, for myself and maybe my sister.
See, she has known this guy for years. 4 to be precise. They've talked a long time, but never met. However, yesterday, they did meet. Which was nice, and he's an alright dude. (He came back for a short while to our house.) Apparently, he and my sister kissed too. I wasn't expecting that at all, I didn't think it was that kind of situation. But whatever, good for my sister and him. But herein lies the problem. Later that day, he messaged her saying something about he really likes her, but he also likes another girl where he lives. Whether what he has with that girl is more or less serious than what he may have with my sister, I don't know.

Now, my sister is not a happy camper about it, and she doesn't know what to do. My mother is saying to never speak to him again. But I think thats a bit of a leap, since he WAS willing to tell her and I can't imagine my sister taking never talking to him again too well. And so my questions are, should I say something to the guy, maybe try and talk him into making a decision on who to choose, or nudge him in the direction of my sister, or anything else? If not me, what should my sister do? Wait and see, make him choose, not talk to him, etc?

Help me out guys.
#111557 to #110651 - anonymous (01/13/2014) [-]
Hmmmm, tried to call her a bitch?
User avatar #110695 to #110651 - hickerydickery ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
The way I see it, you have 3 options.

Option 1:
Talk to the guy. He seems like a good person, and he's honest, so thank him for it, and bassically, just tell him that he needs to make a choice, for the good of both him, your sister, and the other girl he loves. Listen to him, give him advice, maybe, (and try, as hard as it may be, to be bias on the subject). Talk to your sister afterwards, and tell her to give the fellow some time. Listen to her, and give her advice. Tell her not to listen to your mother. (Because, seriously, the guy is being honest, trying to avoid broken hearts, and because of that, he should be ignored 5ever? That is so stupid.) Do NOT tell her that you spoke to the guy, or she might think you're meddling too much.
Pros: He may make a decision faster, and he may be grateful towards you, for helping him out. You may also make a good friend out of him. And your sister might also be grateful towards you for helping her.
Cons: Guy might feel pressured, and being under pressure leads to wrong decisions. You might be seen as a meddling cunt by both the guy, and your sister.

Option 2:
Talk only to your sister. Do exactly what I said in Option 1.
Pros: Same pros that affect your sister in Option 1.
Cons: Same cons that affect your sister in Option 1.

Option 3: Pussy out and don't get involved.
Pros: Whatever happens, will technically, not be your fault.
Cons: You might, and will probably, feel guilty about whatever happens, for not doing anything to help.

It's about Risk vs Reward, I guess. The more risks you take, the more good things can come out of it, but so does the bad things.
I would recommend Option 1. As lmaopwnt said, this seems like a situation that will drag-on for a while without some kind of intervention.

There goes my advice, and my recommendation. I hope everything ends up nice and smooth.
User avatar #110741 to #110695 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
This is a conundrum and a half.
User avatar #110742 to #110741 - hickerydickery ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
It does seem like an awkward situation.
But I believe you should be able to make the right call. Just think it through, and make a choice.
That's pretty much all I can help you with haha.
If you ever need anything, or further advice on whatever, feel free to come to me.
User avatar #110676 to #110651 - burningdash **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
id say he did the right thing and told the family... he even came home to you guys house... if he realy wants your sister and she want him back, id let your sister do what she want, and tryed to warn this guy about what your familty thinks about it
User avatar #110671 to #110651 - lmaopwnt (01/07/2014) [-]
He was honest enough to be straightforward about the other girl, that could either mean he's already leaning towards the other girl or he's leaning towards your sister and would be good to her (most guys wouldn't be honest about that).
I think you should check in with him about it. Give your sister advice based on what he says, but don't tell her exactly what he says (make sure he knows that).
User avatar #110672 to #110671 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
See but now I get mixed signals.
These niggas be saying "Don't get involved"
And you're saying "Slightly get involved"
User avatar #110673 to #110672 - lmaopwnt (01/07/2014) [-]
It just seems like something that would drag on without some sort of intervention. The only thing harsher than getting rejected is not knowing if you're rejected or not. Settling that question for your sister would make things easier for her.
User avatar #110674 to #110673 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
I don't think I'll say anything.
Because even if he tells me anything, it won't much help my sister, even if it's good.
I'm not good at communication, and have no idea how to get the point across subtly that he likes her more or less. I am not a subtle man.
User avatar #110670 to #110651 - hawaiianhappysauce ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
he has left a poor impression on you're mother, it probably won't work out anyway.
User avatar #110665 to #110651 - alstorp (01/07/2014) [-]
How old is your sister, if I may?
User avatar #110668 to #110665 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
19.
User avatar #110654 to #110651 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
I don't know if it's your place to get involved directly.

If he decides to stay with your sister, it's unfortunately hard to know if he is true to his word, due to the fact that he lives some distance away.

Sorry that I don't have something better to tell you. It's a tricky situation.
User avatar #110652 to #110651 - ihatecarltonbanks (01/07/2014) [-]
honestly i wouldnt say anything to him. this is for him and your sister to work out and realistically the LAST thing anyone should do is attempt to change his mind. this is going to sound really harsh but.. he doesnt owe your sister anything. he needs to do what makes him happy. and now is the time for him to make that decision. it would be better now than to wait and break your sistrs heart. not to mention she would probably be happier with somone close by as well. my opinion is that they should go there seperate ways and stay friends but to stay closer to your actual question.. you need to let him work it out on his own.
User avatar #110653 to #110652 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
Well, he doesn't live as far as I seemed to imply. If I overheard right, he might even be moving this way.
User avatar #110659 to #110653 - ihatecarltonbanks (01/07/2014) [-]
hmm... well he seems like a nice guy. he met the family and even talked to her about this girl he liked. i just think he needs to make the decision without others giving him pressure. this is for him, our sister, and the other girl. everyone deverses someone to make them happy.
User avatar #110662 to #110659 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
Gotcha. I won't say anything.
Though, I will probably tell my sister to at least wait for a decision before never talking to him again.
User avatar #110644 - markisawesome (01/07/2014) [-]
Really thinking about trying salvia. I've heard plenty of stories, about how you hallucinate and what not. I am only 16, and I am wondering, can a bad trip ruin the rest of your life, like any other drug? And how much should I take? would 6x be enough to hallucinate? Or would i need more?
User avatar #110663 to #110644 - winners ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
no it wont ruin your life most people who do it dont want to do it again. its a once in a lifetime thing u do. only lasts like a minute or 2, but i enjoyed talking about the high i got from it even tho it was scary
User avatar #110664 to #110663 - winners ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
i did it in the backseat of my friends car with the bass going and i just felt like i was turning into the car seat so i jumped out the window. we werent in motion
User avatar #110650 to #110644 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
Nigga don't do it, it's not worth it.
User avatar #110647 to #110644 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
Any drug has the potential to ruin your life.
User avatar #110633 - Viceroy (01/07/2014) [-]
Seventeen and still a virgin.
Not really looking for advice, just wondering if anyone else is in the same boat.
User avatar #110708 to #110633 - advicedude (01/07/2014) [-]
Lost my virginity to some chick. I figure sex is something you should be good at like an instrument, why wait.
User avatar #110698 to #110633 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
I'm in the same boat too. Do you wanna have sex with me, preferably in my ear
User avatar #110692 to #110633 - iridium (01/07/2014) [-]
People either treat their virginity like some precious thing that is sacred and saved only for committed marriage, or like a curse that makes them a loser and something that needs to be gotten rid of right away.

It's neither. Losing your virginity should be just like any other time you have sex: Consensual between both partners, and no additional pressure to do it. Rushing to do it can just lead to a bad experience. Also, you're going to be inexperienced going into it, and it's hard to fake experience in this sort of thing. So really, it's probably not even going to be all that special.

There is no reason to feel like you need to get rid of it right away. Do it when you're ready.
User avatar #110680 to #110633 - TrashX (01/07/2014) [-]
I didn't lose my virginity until I was a month off my 17th birthday. In the end I got played by some guy because I felt silly being a virgin as every single on of my friends had lost their virginity long before. If i could go back in time i'd probably tell myself to be more careful and wait until I found a nicer person to lose my virginity to.
User avatar #110655 to #110633 - ihatecarltonbanks (01/07/2014) [-]
same here. not gonna shove religion down anyones throat but i was pretty popular in highschool and could have made it happen. having a meaningful and real relationship with one person who meant the world to me was more important
User avatar #110635 to #110633 - delphine (01/07/2014) [-]
I was until 23. I had propositions before that, but I wasn't interested in them. Honestly I wish I'd waited longer because the first guy I was with turned out to be a ginormous asshole pretending to be a nice person.

It's not a race, you know.
User avatar #110640 to #110635 - Viceroy (01/07/2014) [-]
If you have the time, I'd like to get some female perspective on a situation I was in recently.
Think you could help me out?
User avatar #110641 to #110640 - delphine (01/07/2014) [-]
certainly
User avatar #110643 to #110641 - Viceroy (01/07/2014) [-]
See, there's this girl, and we're friends. I don't really like her in a romantic way, but I like to flirt, so we tended to bicker and tease each other. Anyway, and this is where the story gets weird. See, she developed a habit of 'popping in' at my house unannounced. It was a little bothersome, but I'm a generally tolerant person (I like to think). Anyway, one evening, we were sitting in my den, and she found her way into my lap (she had started sitting in my lap whenever we hung out) and she kissed me. Like, not the quick steal, more like just right into the cooing. She got me into the bedroom, and I knew she wanted me to go 'there'. Thing is, she'd been kind of damaged by previous relationships. I felt like I'd be taking advantage of her emotional state, and I honestly didn't feel like doing that with a girl I didn't like that way. So I told her no.
We're still friends, and she still annoys me with the random appearances, and I don't think our relationship's strained that much. But I wonder if I did more hurt than good.
What do you think? Did I make the right call?
User avatar #110656 to #110643 - ihatecarltonbanks (01/07/2014) [-]
she will appreciate that. maybe not now.. but soon she will appreciate that someone wants her for something other than that sometime. rather than be so flirty with her just.. be friends. she will love you for it.
User avatar #110649 to #110643 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
As previously said, that was definitely the right call to make.

I'd like to clarify that I'm a guy. In modern society, it's often seen that guys will just have sex without any emotional attachment, and then move on as though he didn't affect the woman he had sex with. In movies and TV shows, you'll often see jocks in high school making fun of the stereotypical nerdy kid or social outcast. I'm not trying to say you're that kid, but I thought it might help you in some way to know that another guy thinks you also did the right thing.

I hope I'm not coming across in a "holier than thou" way, but I know it's helped me before to know that one of my peers felt the same way I did.
User avatar #110645 to #110643 - delphine (01/07/2014) [-]
You absolutely did the right thing. Of course she'll probably feel a bit hurt, rejection always hurts. But this is by far much better than if you'd gone all the way with her and then sent her away. She would have felt like you used her and threw her away. Most guys can do the deed without feeling any emotional attachment at all. Most girls (not all) become even more emotionally attached after they've slept with someone (ESPECIALLY teenage girls) so the break up is 10x more painful. In your case, you cared about her, thought about her feelings and made the right choice.
User avatar #110646 to #110634 - makotoitou (01/07/2014) [-]
18 and still a virgin, felt like i should clarify
#110632 - anonymous (01/07/2014) [-]
Have any of you ever fucked a teacher?
User avatar #110657 to #110632 - ihatecarltonbanks (01/07/2014) [-]
i had one teacher come on to me a few times. never wanted it to happen though so sorry but no i never did
User avatar #110637 to #110632 - delphine (01/07/2014) [-]
...Does it count if I am a teacher, and my bf is also a teacher? Because then it would be yes. Or are you asking for students to admit illicit relations with a superior?
#110625 - swiggityswooty (01/07/2014) [-]
I wanna change my porn habits, recently I've been watching POV , but its just not doing it for me, anyone know how to make porn time more intense? The sticking a finger in your ass was awesome, things like that.
User avatar #110627 to #110625 - makotoitou (01/07/2014) [-]
How would one stick a finger in their ass? Just shove it in or are there instructions?
#110630 to #110627 - swiggityswooty (01/07/2014) [-]
just creep it in a little, and when you feel right, hook your finger, tornadogasm is the only way to describe it
User avatar #110628 to #110627 - awesomerninjathing (01/07/2014) [-]
are you seriously asking this question
#110624 - rambomanthree (01/07/2014) [-]
Okay, so i have a girlfriend. in real life   
we have been together for about a month now   
   
However... i am encountering a few red flags. and i am not sure what to do about them so i will go over them and ask for advice on what to do with them.   
   
First thing is, since i saw her last.. she has not been very talkative. and wont reply to my messages. this is a huge red flag for me.. because never have i had a girlfriend that didnt dump me shortly after our second visit. im not sure weather to ask if i am bugging her, or if that will just piss her off more.   
   
second red flag is, she still has photos from all of her ex's on facebook and has not removed them... most of her friends are male in which are just outright better and more attractive than i am... and she has dated a lot of guys... where as i have only had 2 IRL gfs before.   
   
there are other small issues, but those are minor enough to leave out. On the bright side though, she was there for me the whole time my mom was in the hospital and even came out to suprize me and visited me and stayed with me at the hotel... so it is mixed..   
   
Do i talk to her about this? or no.. because women are meciless creatures that if you show one drop of insecurity and you arent strong they will leave you for someone else... it has happened to me every time without failure.... i know this girl will leave me eventually... but my question is... what do i do to postpone and delay it from happening sooner?
Okay, so i have a girlfriend. in real life
we have been together for about a month now

However... i am encountering a few red flags. and i am not sure what to do about them so i will go over them and ask for advice on what to do with them.

First thing is, since i saw her last.. she has not been very talkative. and wont reply to my messages. this is a huge red flag for me.. because never have i had a girlfriend that didnt dump me shortly after our second visit. im not sure weather to ask if i am bugging her, or if that will just piss her off more.

second red flag is, she still has photos from all of her ex's on facebook and has not removed them... most of her friends are male in which are just outright better and more attractive than i am... and she has dated a lot of guys... where as i have only had 2 IRL gfs before.

there are other small issues, but those are minor enough to leave out. On the bright side though, she was there for me the whole time my mom was in the hospital and even came out to suprize me and visited me and stayed with me at the hotel... so it is mixed..

Do i talk to her about this? or no.. because women are meciless creatures that if you show one drop of insecurity and you arent strong they will leave you for someone else... it has happened to me every time without failure.... i know this girl will leave me eventually... but my question is... what do i do to postpone and delay it from happening sooner?
User avatar #110714 to #110624 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
In my experience girls have lots of guy friends have fucked many of those guy friends.
User avatar #110732 to #110714 - rambomanthree (01/07/2014) [-]
yeah.. which makes it even worse
because she is "abstinent"

meaning she is probably out fucking all her guy friends and "abstinence" is just a nice way of saying "you're to gross for me to fuck"
User avatar #110793 to #110732 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
If I were you I'd dump here and move on. I'm just speaking from person al experience its not like that for all girls, but this girl sounds like shes bsing you.

I dated this one girl who had a lot of guy friends and she never introduced me to them and it turned out she was cheating on me. Feels like shit, but I'm laughing my ass off now because while I moved on and met more women she eventually came crawling back and I told her I didn't have time for her issues.

Seriously though being in a relationship without trust is one of the shittiest things in the world.
User avatar #110715 to #110714 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
who have*
User avatar #110699 to #110624 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
Usually they do leave you eventually, regardless, but there's no point thinking like it, carry on as you would do if things were okay. If she feels like you're paranoid that she's going to dump you she will probably act differently as well, and if you really care about her, talk to her, ask her what's going on
User avatar #110669 to #110624 - treatedtoxic (01/07/2014) [-]
A lot of people keep pictures of their ex because they're lazy. I have some of my ex still posted, and so does my boyfriend, and we've been together for almost two years. The pictures never bothered me.
User avatar #110658 to #110624 - ihatecarltonbanks (01/07/2014) [-]
stop being so beta. thats harsh but true. she seems like the type that doesnt appreciate it. and if she has pictures of ALL of her ex's then that means she had them when dating the last guy. it has nothing to do with you. she probably just doesnt feel like deleting all of them. i think you may just be insecure and creating problems in your head. if you really like her then just try to make things work. if you truly belive what you said about her leaving you then break up. no matter who you are, you deserve someone who can make you happy. PM me if you wanna hear my story. lol maybe ittl give you some inspiration
#110626 to #110624 - anonymous (01/07/2014) [-]
Fuck one more time, record it, ten dump her, if she's like that its pretty inevitable that you'll break up, so just do what you want homie.
#110618 - soliduscobra (01/07/2014) [-]
I don't know if this counts as advice, but I was wondering...

Let's say there's a particular picture that was DRAWN. To the naked eye, it looks like it's made up of solid colours, but when you put that fucker in MS Paint to edit and shit, it's a fucking plethora of colours. Is there any way to make it be comprised of solid colours to make it easier to work with?
User avatar #110743 to #110618 - stiltsformidgets (01/08/2014) [-]
Fuck around with the contrast and turn it grayscale
User avatar #110623 to #110618 - sugoi (01/07/2014) [-]
Nope.
Most lazy solution is wand tool + paint bucket but that would look shit.
Your best bet is draw outlines or colourless versions only then outline on your computer and colour it in later.
User avatar #110615 - derpityhurr (01/06/2014) [-]
Why are things in a telescope upside-down? I know that it doesnt matter that it is, but I have to explain why
User avatar #110622 to #110615 - makotoitou (01/07/2014) [-]
Time fairies
#110616 to #110615 - awesomerninjathing (01/07/2014) [-]
this is like grade 8 science m8
User avatar #110613 - adplum (01/06/2014) [-]
Hello, (currently running Windows 7 Home Premium 64 bit) I am currently stuck in a recovery boot. What happened was I was having problems with my U410 after I did a virus wipe I was missing a core driver. So I ran an installation disc off of an .iso file. When the installation was finalizing I had a bluescreen error now I am currently stuck in a loop that is like this: (note I do not have any one key recovery installed and cannot procceed to my desktop)
1) Turns on computer
2)Have a selection from
a) Windows 7
b) Windows Setup Rollback
c) Windows 7
d) Windows memory diagnostics
3a/3c) Choosing (a) or (c) results in going to the recovery installation screen saying setup is starting services, then a pop-up error states "The computer restarted unexpectedly or encountered an unexpectged error. Windows installation cannot proceed. To install Windows, click "OK" to restart the computer, and then restart the installation."
3b) Choosing (b) results in WIndows going to the windows recovery screen a brief loading bar shows and the system resets. Go back to step 2.
3d) Results in black screen go back to step 1.
4a/4c) Click OK. Screen reads Setup will continue after restarting your computer. Go back to step 2.
When clicking the one key recovery button I am brought to a menu stating
"Novo Button menu"
"Enter setup menu"
"Enter Boot manager"
"Enter one key recovery"
Upon clicking One Key recovery I am brought to a screen stating.
"Windows failed to start. A recent hardware or software change might be the cause. To fix the problem:
Insert your windows installation disc and restart your computer. ( I do not have a cd drive to do this so I downloaded the .iso to a flash drive and I cannot run the .iso from it)
2) Choose your language settings, and then click "Next."
3) click "Repair your computer"
User avatar #110614 to #110613 - adplum (01/06/2014) [-]
So One key recovery can't help me so I run the computer normally and click F8 on the windows 7 option for advanced options.
I have the option from
Repair your computer
Safe mode
Safe mode with networking
Safe mode with command prompt
Enable boot logging
Enable Low resolution video (640x480)
Last known good configuratoin (advanced)
Directory services restore mode
Debugging mode
Disable automatic restart on system failure
Disable driver signature enforcement
Start windows normally
So I click on Repair your computer and that just takes me back to step (4b)
So I am completely lost and have no clue what to do. Any help will be extremely helpful.
Thanks!
Note: Sometimes I am able to get into a system recovery options from clickong on repair your computer.
Which asks me to select keyboard input method (US) Click next
1)Then I am asked to "Choose a recovery tool"
a) Startup repair
b) System restore (useless no restore points created)
c) System image recovery (also useless)
d) Windows memory diagnostics
e) Command prompt 2a) Clicking on option (a) results in Startup repair could not detect a problem 2d) Clicking on option (d) results in 2 options d.1)"Restart now and check for problems" or d.2)"Check for problems the next time I start my computer" 2e) Clicking on command prompt just opens command prompt 3d.1) Results in black screen 3d.2) Results in pop-up stating The memory test was scheduled succesfully. 4d.2) Restarting computer brings me to a black screen
#110612 - anonymous (01/06/2014) [-]
Hi people. Im doing a study for school. I realize that this would be better on the Social board, however theres very few people on there compared to here. Of course to answer, please be of legal drinking age. I wanna know your favorite beer. Include a pic of your favorite, your state if in the US and just the name of youre country if youre not. I'll even include a pic of one of my favorites.
#110675 to #110612 - Timmietim ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
Does it count if i was legal till a week ago?
I really liked Warsteiner when i was on holiday.
User avatar #110648 to #110612 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
Does "I don't drink" count as an answer?
I'm from Australia too, if it does.
#110724 to #110648 - anonymous (01/07/2014) [-]
It does my man. Thanks.
#110617 to #110612 - tiredofannon (01/07/2014) [-]
I'll bite.
My favorite beer is the Yuzu Imperial Berliner Weisse from New Belgium Brewing. I'm in Colorado.
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