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User avatar #161725 - bagguhsleep (11/06/2014) [-]
Having my second and most important physics exam this semester in an hour. It could ultimately decide whether or not I finally transfer to uni from community college next fall.

I don't really need advice, I just want to ask you guys to pray and sacrifice goats for me.
User avatar #161771 to #161725 - icanexplain (11/07/2014) [-]
did you do well
#161967 to #161771 - bagguhsleep (11/08/2014) [-]
He still hasn't graded it. He'd graded our last exam like 3 hours after we took it.

The suspense is killing me.
User avatar #161774 to #161771 - bagguhsleep (11/07/2014) [-]
It felt like I did fine, but I should know by tonight.
The curve might help me, too.

User avatar #161776 to #161774 - icanexplain (11/07/2014) [-]
thats not the only curve that will help you tonight
#161780 to #161779 - icanexplain (11/07/2014) [-]
I'll give you my tubby custard
User avatar #161723 - rogaa (11/06/2014) [-]
Hey FJ
I am going to be starting an IT club at my school and have no idea what to do in it.
how should I format it and what should I do with it if I get it going? I hope I get it because we already have an anime club there (don't get me wrong I respect that people like anime but a club at school? kinda weird) so i'm pretty sure they'll let me set up an IT club
but anyways what should I do in it?
User avatar #161799 to #161723 - laky (11/07/2014) [-]
As the technology board.

But my tip is to promote the sale and use of deodorant within the technology based community. You'd do the world a huge favor
User avatar #161750 to #161723 - advicedude (11/06/2014) [-]
Well IT stands for Information Technology. Does this maybe make you want to change it to Computer Club? because IT sounds more like running servers and managing networks, but Computer Club sounds more like playing games and fixing computers.
#161733 to #161723 - anonexplains (11/06/2014) [-]
building custom computers
User avatar #161728 to #161723 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/06/2014) [-]
Hack the white house
User avatar #161743 to #161728 - rogaa (11/06/2014) [-]
so you're saying learn how to code?
User avatar #161724 to #161723 - ScottP (11/06/2014) [-]
Have some sort of weekly or monthly project. Something along the lines of a program that you have to design or something.
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#161714 - anonexplains (11/06/2014) [-]
do you believe in love at first sight? i dont really think thats the term im looking for, but close to it. do you believe its possible to think someones perfect to you in the first instance you meet them?
User avatar #161800 to #161714 - laky (11/07/2014) [-]
Yes, but statistically speaking, your chances are really low of finding a love at first sight
User avatar #161751 to #161714 - advicedude (11/06/2014) [-]
I would say yes but I'd fall for any girl so maybe not love but a real want
User avatar #161720 to #161714 - makotoitou (11/06/2014) [-]
pretty sure that is lust, not love
User avatar #161719 to #161714 - ScottP (11/06/2014) [-]
Nope. True love is a lie propagated by romantic comedies, books, tv shows, and 80's song.
User avatar #161729 to #161719 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/06/2014) [-]
which 80s song
User avatar #161737 to #161729 - ScottP (11/06/2014) [-]

My bad. All of them. But I still enjoy them all the same.
User avatar #161706 - jayfizzle (11/06/2014) [-]
Hi advise board. My first time on here.

What I have to offer: how to step up your pussy game and have a successful relationship.

What I hope to gain from my fellow FJers (basically this is what I'm asking advice for): I am currently applying to law school and the fear of fucking up the personal statement has frozen me in my tracks for a couple of months now. I have gone to the academic counselor and I have an idea, but the thought of someone reading it and possibly denying me from entering my #1 is frightening. My grades/lsat score match the 25th percentile for my #1 which scares me a lot. What do?
User avatar #161801 to #161706 - laky (11/07/2014) [-]
Do the most you can. You can only do so much and the rest is not in your hands.

You are who you are based on your biology and upbringing, so you shouldn't get mad or angry at yourself if you fuck up. Just do all you can and your good
User avatar #161710 to #161706 - advicedude (11/06/2014) [-]
Do your best and know that you're good.
#161695 - ireallydontpostcp (11/06/2014) [-]
>Be me at work
>Talking with girl while I work
>Asked her out before she said no, but whatever not a big deal not really awkward she had a kid anyway
>She is talking to me about her boyfriend, already told her I really don't like it
>Tells me she is trying to break up with him but wont leave her house
>tells me he is hiding her vibrator and shit. MFW
>the guy is apparently crying and begging her to stay
>Asks what she should do and stuff
>Tell her to just not go home that evening
>We hang out
>Eat some fast food and see a movie
>fuck her brains out
>awkward at work

What should I do? I mean like, it was cool to get laid, but like it's kinda weird at work. She doesn't want to be near me and shit. It's dumb. I mean, I don't really want to date her either, but it's kinda disrupting work. I mean I could ask my boss to switch the people I work with, but I'd like it to work itself out.
User avatar #161711 to #161695 - advicedude (11/06/2014) [-]
Maybe you're being too forward? give her some space to think about her situation.
User avatar #161699 to #161695 - braveblue (11/06/2014) [-]
Seems like a fucking 4chan story lol
#161700 to #161699 - ireallydontpostcp (11/06/2014) [-]
I guess. I'd like some advice regardless.
I guess. I'd like some advice regardless.
User avatar #161701 to #161700 - braveblue (11/06/2014) [-]
Just act casually, or how you normally act around her. Or you could always avoid your problem like a coward and ask your boss to switch you. If you can't act casually then just confront her about it.
User avatar #161691 - cycloneclone (11/06/2014) [-]
So I'm in my senior year and I've pretty much made the decision that I'm gonna go into the Air Force next year. I've been looking at information on their website and I took a practice ASFAB test online but it scored me percentage wise rather than the way it is actually scored so I dont really know how well I would do. A friend of mine is also doing the same, he visited a recruiter a couple of times, I haven't yet. Today he today me that his recruiter said that its best to visit one as soon a possible, most people go after the holidays and consequently dont get as much choice in what career they can go into. So, is this true? I was planning to go a recruiter when I visit some family in December that lives on a military base, but do you think I should just go now to get this stuff figured out? What kind of stuff should I do before I visit a recruiter and what kind of bullshit will they try to lay on me?
User avatar #161698 to #161691 - luiselvergas (11/06/2014) [-]
I was thinking about enlisting in the marines then i talked with a marine officer he told me to wait a year after high school and mature a bit more before thinking about it.
I was gung ho as shit senior year, after that year i realised i wanted to do other things with my life. Not to mention he told me that his best marines were the ones that did not came straight out of high school

just food for thought not trying to discourage you at all
User avatar #161690 - stringfingerable (11/06/2014) [-]
Hey /advice/, I was thinking about confessing to my friend who I have liked for the past month and today while I was with my little posse, she began to talk about her hooking up with an ex-boyfriend and fucked last night. She's no slut or anything, but hearing that most likely means they're gonna start dating again and that shit fucking killed me. I was ready to tell her but then that happened. Ruined the rest of my day. And then to make matters worse I've been pumped since Sunday because Big 5 said they'd be calling people today after they completed interviews. Didn't receive a call so I called them. Fucking bitch only said, "Thanks for taking your time applying for Big 5," and then hung up. Going back the my girl problems, what's an easy way to get over it? I want to stop thinking about it because it's fucking depressing and I want to stop.
User avatar #161705 to #161690 - jayfizzle (11/06/2014) [-]
Right now, you might feel like thats the best girl and you have deep feelings for her, but trust me, its just a way our hormones fuck with us. You will get over her fast and likely find someone much better. I've been there. I've done that. You'll have the same feelings for other girls if you give yourself the chance.

Shy? Everyone is shy, some more than others. Just keep your spaghetti in your pockets and you'll find another girl easy.
User avatar #161692 to #161690 - luiselvergas (11/06/2014) [-]
honestly just start talking with other girls
User avatar #161693 to #161692 - stringfingerable (11/06/2014) [-]
I guess I forgot to mention that I'm shy.
User avatar #161696 to #161693 - luiselvergas (11/06/2014) [-]
just stop giving a fuck.
dont try to look cocky and when you talk to a girl you have to actually listen to her make her do most of the talking girls like to talk.

my biggest tips to my friends when talking to girls.
be confident, dont try to hard and stop giving a fuck
lastly: Being INTERESTED is way more interesting to girls than being INTERESTED
User avatar #161697 to #161696 - luiselvergas (11/06/2014) [-]
shit meant to say INTERESTING at the end
User avatar #161668 - awesomerninjathing (11/06/2014) [-]
what happened to advicedude?
User avatar #161671 to #161668 - advicedude (11/06/2014) [-]
Sorry just been consumed with work, college, and the girl. And didn't think much would notice me gone since people get flushed out regularly. I'll frequent the board more though I actually miss you too.
User avatar #161669 to #161668 - sugoi (11/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #161709 to #161708 - sugoi (11/06/2014) [-]
I just see a ceiling.
User avatar #161642 - kevintk (11/06/2014) [-]
I need some advice. Where are your guys's favorite websites to download good quality music for free?
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#161640 - anonexplains (11/06/2014) [-]
I'm going to a concert in less than two days, and I'm scared I have no idea how to act

I've been to two concerts before but I didn't know a single song, this time it's different, I've downloaded all albums and prepared myself by learning the lyrics, but still I fear I'll be just standing there like a creepy fuck like the last two times (I do like the band, but this simply isn't the kind of music I would listen to and I could dance to)

How should I prepare? I'm tall and have long arms, so that is another minus when being in a crowd. Should I get drunk? Pls advice
User avatar #161704 to #161640 - laky (11/06/2014) [-]
1. Don't be those LGs dance and flail their arms the whole concert and think it's hottest shit ever that they are at a concert
2. Don't film the whole concert on your phone

Otherwise just be yourself. I like to be rowdy at concerts and really wreck shit while some of my close buddies just stand around and are very calm. Do what you feel like doing ad don't try to conform to what others are doing
User avatar #161694 to #161640 - luiselvergas (11/06/2014) [-]
what kind of music is it?
User avatar #161672 to #161640 - advicedude (11/06/2014) [-]
Just go and try to enjoy the music. If you like it enough, it will do its thing and you don't have to think about it. Plus who cares if you're not jumping or in the circle pit. Even the pure metalheads (like my dad) know not to do stupid shit.
User avatar #161670 to #161640 - sugoi (11/06/2014) [-]
Just do what everyone else is doing what the fuck is wrong with you? Who the hell 'studies' for a concert?
#161631 - anonexplains (11/06/2014) [-]
I just failed NFN cause I went to check out the second site. Guess I'll have to make it OFN instead lol. Don't really need advice, just wanted to post this somewhere
User avatar #161673 to #161631 - advicedude (11/06/2014) [-]
Glad I could be of service
#161620 - dronenortle (11/05/2014) [-]
DRONENORTLE, The Advice Guy.

Got any question who want someone to listen to? Relaltionship, sex, career, school all of that crap.

Ask me for good answers I suppose. I'm bored and I'm here to help.
seriously im interesting in helping you.
User avatar #161674 to #161620 - advicedude (11/06/2014) [-]
How to give good advice?
#161741 to #161674 - dronenortle (11/06/2014) [-]
Use personal experience, education, and wisdom to give alternative effective solutions to common or complex issues.
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#161654 to #161651 - dronenortle (11/06/2014) [-]
Well what does lonely mean to you? In other words, specify the feeling of lonely that you are experiencing and what might have to do with.
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#161660 to #161656 - dronenortle (11/06/2014) [-]
I'm the "advice dude" and even I feel lonely to an extent right now, loneliness is a state of mind but very few things are more important than being around people and having connections, in terms of your ex-girlfriend, it's mature that you apologized for everything, but you don't to keep holding on to some strings that are causing you pain (especially since she has a man) you need to move on and take things day by day. You brush everyone under one stroke with the assumption that no one gives a shit about you is harsh, look at things from this perspective.

Before you love someone else, you got to love yourself, once people see that confidence and that positivism, it attracts people like magnets. It sounds cliche but I honestly think that you'll be fine.
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#161664 to #161661 - dronenortle (11/06/2014) [-]
I really do apoligize for jumping the gun on that one, I didn't know the severity of your issue and once is crosses the line of medical depression, I don't really think I'm qualified to tell you what's what on something that I don't even know about, if it makes it better, I've been through therapy and medication and I noticed that things started getting better once I left and realized that depression didn't own me, but it was the other way around, so sorry if it sounds kinda sappy.
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#161643 to #161641 - dronenortle (11/06/2014) [-]
Don't go there alone, concerts are meant to be times to get loose and to enjoy the music, not a sociology lesson. Stop over-analyzing while you are there and focus on having, of course be mindful of your surroundings but it seems that you are preparing for this in the wrong way, just go and enjoy yourself instead of all of this album studying, if you want to drink then go for it (as long as you are legal, drink responsibly)
#161645 to #161643 - anonexplains (11/06/2014) [-]
so that's the problem I have with just enjoying myself
#161644 to #161643 - anonexplains (11/06/2014) [-]
It's just that I wouldn't even go there if my school and my crush, especially her wasn't so fucking obsessed with rock music.

Seriously, if you listen to folk music like I do (our f.m. is waaay different than American though) you're more than an outsider, you practically don't exist
#161646 to #161644 - dronenortle (11/06/2014) [-]
Well first of all, who friends care too much about what music you listen to you need to re-consider your friends, the way you make things work the best and the most smoothly is by not over-thinking the situation, its you and a girl you like enjoying a concert, just chill dude.
#161647 to #161646 - anonexplains (11/06/2014) [-]
Well, ok, thanks for the advice, I'll try to

But I always think too much, kinda the beggining of all my problems, hence why I want to get drunk
#161648 to #161647 - dronenortle (11/06/2014) [-]
Don't look at alcohol as a haven dude, thats the worse thing you can do.
#161649 to #161648 - anonexplains (11/06/2014) [-]
I don't anymore, it kinda positively affected me that the beforementioned girl told me she doesn't like it that I drink alot
Since then I don't have anymore desire anyway
#161632 to #161620 - anonexplains (11/06/2014) [-]
Where do I go to prowl for women, besides bars/clubs? My town has a seemingly limited supply of them my age (19-25) or at least few attractive ones. A lot of teenagers though, so the only way I can think of to avoid that is bars.
#161635 to #161632 - dronenortle (11/06/2014) [-]
Maybe at work I'd suggest starting conversation or maybe at school if you are pursuing a degree, I suggest getting in touch with pass friends and to get something started, you have to have a social network before you move on to full blown women-prowling.
#161638 to #161635 - anonexplains (11/06/2014) [-]
I go to school for software design, most of my classmates are not people that could help me in that, and most of my work friends are married
#161639 to #161638 - dronenortle (11/06/2014) [-]
Well join a club in school or find a hobby more or less that can introduce you to new people, heck you can ask a pretty girl if she would like to go for some coffee or something, anything little is a good start.
#161630 to #161620 - prisondaddy (11/06/2014) [-]
How do i get a prison wife
#161633 to #161630 - dronenortle (11/06/2014) [-]
nigga nigga nigga nigga
#161627 to #161620 - anonexplains (11/06/2014) [-]
What to do if you feel, in a relationship, that you're being grossly neglected over the choice of porn?
#161634 to #161627 - dronenortle (11/06/2014) [-]
Everyone has their own weird little fetishes but you should be aware that what is a norm to you might stand out to others, you just have to learn how to accept that, it is unfortunate but that's how things tend to crumble.
#161625 to #161620 - logickid (11/06/2014) [-]
The Circumcision Conspiracy: people don't know the truth about circumcision, doctors are lying to make money, and people eat it up because of misinformation, what's your opinion on that? Look it up, also Penn and Teller did an episode on it (warning, bloody baby penises).
#161626 to #161625 - dronenortle (11/06/2014) [-]
I feel that circumcision is kinda up for the parents to decide, same way as thinking of a name.
User avatar #161628 to #161626 - logickid (11/06/2014) [-]
Yea but circumcision is pointless in my opinion, you don't need to get circumcised to be Jewish, and dads would say yes because "hey my schlong should look the same so yea"

And if you go back further and further in time, you would bump into the guy who invented corn flakes saying circumcision will prevent masturbation, which it obviously doesn't (lol)

For Islam, eh...

And for the parents, it's the baby's penis not theirs.

And for legit reasons... all penises look weird, and circumcision isn't really needed to be "clean" in terms, just rub your knob with soap and water.

Plus the foreskin is sensitive (better sex) and protect the glans, making it eternal not external.

Also it's a natural lubricant, and you don't need to cut part of it off to roll it back or just to simple stick it in, when it's in, it rolls back on it's own.
User avatar #161637 to #161628 - pokemonstheshiz ONLINE (11/06/2014) [-]
*internal , not eternal
An eternal penis is something a male deity would have
#161636 to #161628 - dronenortle (11/06/2014) [-]
Why is this important to you? lol
User avatar #161612 - fornowjr (11/05/2014) [-]
Need help (college assignment).

I have a research paper coming up and out topic was the cons of Prescription/Pharmaceutical drugs.

If anyone is very knowledgeable in this field, please help me out.

User avatar #161629 to #161612 - kegget (11/06/2014) [-]
People can abuse them
Become addicted
Get side effects
Sell them to people who can't get them on prescription for recreational use
User avatar #161614 to #161612 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (11/05/2014) [-]
That's actually pretty easy.

Just browse around for new and 'popular' prescription drugs, and check their respected Wiki articles for their side-affects.

Now, if you want, you can try looking around for more natural/ organic alternatives to said drugs.
Although doing this in the wrong way may add in an ignorant/ misinformed bias on the matter.

In short:
Showing their weakest point through their strongest side-affects would help immensely.
User avatar #161615 to #161614 - fornowjr (11/05/2014) [-]
Thank you man that is actually smart.
User avatar #161616 to #161615 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (11/05/2014) [-]
Anytime, man.
It would look way better if you did add in natural alternatives to said drugs; However you really have to choose your words well and dive deep into what you're saying.
(Actually look into the natural alternatives, check for multiple sources, check for accuracy, etc.)

And as for the side-affects; Not all are things that people may experience. Hence why I suggested pointing out their strongest side-affects. Something that multitudes of people complain about having. (Check online forums, news outlets, etc. for this.)
#161596 - anonexplains (11/05/2014) [-]
Is texting my crush worth it? He's surrounded by other girls all the time so I have a really small chance with him.
User avatar #161675 to #161596 - advicedude (11/06/2014) [-]
In person. Go out of your way to make moves. Guys love it more than you'd know.
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User avatar #161618 to #161596 - nigalthornberry (11/05/2014) [-]
Go for it
If it fails at least you tried
User avatar #161603 to #161596 - brcstar (11/05/2014) [-]
What bad could come from it?
#161605 to #161603 - anonexplains (11/05/2014) [-]
Thanks. I don't know, I guess I'd feel disappointed or bad if it went wrong.
User avatar #161600 to #161596 - braveblue (11/05/2014) [-]
It doesn't hurt to try. Go for it. There isn't really anything bad that could happen.
#161617 to #161600 - prisondaddy (11/05/2014) [-]
except if he calls her ugly and fat or something

she'll probably kill herself out of depression

but yeah besides that nothing bad
#161604 to #161600 - anonexplains (11/05/2014) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #161595 - jerrythetrainer (11/05/2014) [-]
So my girlfriend of almost two years just yelled at me and called me pathetic for playing vidya. She claims it's my only hobby and that I obsess over it. But she also has Grave's Disease which causes frequent outbursts of rage. Lately she's began to target me during her tantrums. If anyone has any knowledge or experience with Grave's I need advice on if I should just ignore these outbursts or if I need to end it before I get hurt. FJ is like my second home so I'm turning to you guys and gals.
User avatar #161676 to #161595 - advicedude (11/06/2014) [-]
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User avatar #161609 to #161595 - ScottP (11/05/2014) [-]
Sounds like she just needs someone to vent to, but my ex did the same thing to me and she didn't have Grave's Disease
User avatar #161608 to #161595 - focalanemo (11/05/2014) [-]
hmmm Lets say you shouldn't ignore it but act understanding when she gets mad about something. The worst thing to do is going against a person who has rage outbursts.
User avatar #161592 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/05/2014) [-]
I think I'm addicted to piercings now. I went and got my industrial bar done last night and now I'm considering getting some helix studs on my other ear. I previously had a horrible fear of needles but now idk, I just think the piercings look cool. I'd never get anything besides my ear btw. But 5 small helix piercings 3 on my lobe and 2 close to my head sounds cool af.
User avatar #161593 to #161592 - braveblue (11/05/2014) [-]
Well what ever makes you happy. Just don't go putting a huge ass hole in your ear, it just makes me want to put a lock on it.
#161606 to #161593 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/05/2014) [-]
I could never do that, I just want cute little studs along my ear lobe and some close to my face.
Like this, the ones close to her hair and close to her ear arch.
User avatar #161588 - herblegerble (11/05/2014) [-]
So I'm applying for the University of British Columbia (I live in the UK) and the last part of the application is "additional comments". Here in the UK, we write a single personal statement and decide on our course right from the start, and so we cater that personal statement towards that course.

However, when applying to UBC I found that all of the questions I had to answer were based more around me as a person and didn't give me a chance to express my desire to study Chemical Engineering. Is that what this additional comments section is for? Or am I just being silly?
User avatar #161589 to #161588 - cherobi (11/05/2014) [-]
The additional comments section is for additional comments - anything you feel necessary that didn't have a place elsewhere on the form. If you feel the need to express your chosen degree and couldn't find anywhere else to put it, that's the place to put it.
User avatar #161590 to #161589 - herblegerble (11/05/2014) [-]
Thats what I was thinking, and I guess it would be a good idea to put it even if they don't read too much of it, just to show I'm enthusiastic.
User avatar #161586 - IamKingNothing (11/05/2014) [-]
So this chick i have been talking to and may be getting into a relationship with just got a nose piercing today, like one of those bull looking things, and i fucking hate it, how can i tell her it looks retarded without telling her it looks insanely fucking retarded.
User avatar #161679 to #161586 - advicedude (11/06/2014) [-]
I have a gf that used to call me a name I didn't like at all. Now I miss hearing it. You never know, is she worth it?
User avatar #161721 to #161679 - IamKingNothing (11/06/2014) [-]
more than likely...... she smokes though, i fucking hate that too
User avatar #161745 to #161721 - advicedude (11/06/2014) [-]
tbh my mom actually got one too and I didn't like it either but what can you do you know, if you love them then why restrict their freedom. Don't you want them to be comfortable around you?
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User avatar #161722 to #161657 - IamKingNothing (11/06/2014) [-]
i tried lmao she is like no ew, everyone else has it like that
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User avatar #161577 - thisisestonia (11/05/2014) [-]
double posting this with it being in technology aswell:

can someone please give advice on a android app or widget that works like this: I swipe to left/right on my homescreen(I'm using a single homescreen) and it will open up a notepad or something like that.
User avatar #161677 to #161577 - advicedude (11/06/2014) [-]
Sounds like you need a custom launcher like Nova
User avatar #161713 to #161677 - thisisestonia (11/06/2014) [-]
I have a custom launcher, it isn't Nova, Nova isn't to my liking
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