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User avatar #148106 - nigalthornberry (08/03/2014) [-]
vocaroo.com/i/s0JRrPSq8uQ6
First attempt at knocking on heavens door
Need some help on how to make it better
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User avatar #148247 to #148106 - misterymisterman (08/04/2014) [-]
Practice your chord shapes and changes - spend some time rapidly switching between chords you find hard to switch between, or to and from chords you find hard to finger properly. Once you've got all the chords down and switching between them, your smoothness will increase a lot.

Equally, practice strumming fluently - let your right hand move in a constant, steady up-down motion, from the forearm and wrist, and practice interspersing actual strums with passes. For example, pass-upstrum-pass-upstrum-downstrum-pass-downstrum-upstrum, or whatever. Helps a lot with rhythm issues.
User avatar #148260 to #148247 - nigalthornberry (08/04/2014) [-]
I was only doing downstums on that recording so it chopped up the chords a little
User avatar #148323 to #148260 - misterymisterman (08/04/2014) [-]
Yeh, sounded like it. I'm not sure if that's the case in the actual song - if so, I guess just practise more to get it more fluid - but if not, you should try and find a YouTube tutorial for the correct strumming pattern, or just work it out yourself.
#148248 to #148247 - chords ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
ill be any shape you want bby
User avatar #148322 to #148248 - misterymisterman (08/04/2014) [-]
Just be careful I don't end up fingering A Minor.
#148105 - badsamaritan (08/03/2014) [-]
I want to start using Blender   
1. because im poor as fuck    
2. because im poor as fuck   
Any have tips, tricks or know of a well made tutorial for beginners because every tutorial video ive watched on YouTube sucked ass   
P.S. I want to use it to make cool looking things, maybe make some YouTube intros for some friends
I want to start using Blender
1. because im poor as fuck
2. because im poor as fuck
Any have tips, tricks or know of a well made tutorial for beginners because every tutorial video ive watched on YouTube sucked ass
P.S. I want to use it to make cool looking things, maybe make some YouTube intros for some friends
User avatar #148164 to #148105 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
Autodesk gives their programs out for free for Students.
www.autodesk.com/education/free-software/all?src=OMSE&mktvar002=617337

Register as a student, eh?
#148171 to #148164 - drillaz (08/03/2014) [-]
Jesus fuck dude this is awesome
User avatar #148130 to #148105 - dalokan (08/03/2014) [-]
You should peel the fruit you're gonna use after washing them.
Then, make sure you put the blender jar before you plug it in.

They usually have a lot of power cycles, so you should check beforehand how strong each one is.
User avatar #148097 - jbabco (08/03/2014) [-]
Can anyone give me advice on the FJ item game?
User avatar #148107 to #148097 - nigalthornberry (08/03/2014) [-]
Sure I used to play it
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User avatar #148088 - baconbonanza (08/03/2014) [-]
hey guys, ive got a bit of a problem. the past few days wen i tell my girlfriend i love her, she wont say it back or anything. the closest i get is that at nigt she'll just say 'love you' when she goes to bed. shes also been taking hour gaps in between texts, but her oarents just got back from being gone for two months so i figured thats because shes spending time with them. she was never like this, even 4 days ago she would text me back immediately and wouldnt leave gaps and said, "i love you; back and i didnt even have to say it first. i asked her earlier today if she still felt the same way about me or if there was something wrong with us she just said, 'yeah, why would you think that?' and then asked me if everything is still okay on my end after. what the hells goin on guys?
User avatar #148090 to #148088 - baconbonanza (08/03/2014) [-]
shes coming home next saturday, so i guess i could talk to her then but id like to figure it out before she comes home
User avatar #148092 to #148090 - kornison (08/03/2014) [-]
Well, maybe it's just me, but i think you shouldn't worry about it.
Of course, I have some questions so, if you could give me answers, i think we could analyze the situation(if there is a need to do so).

Anyway : How long are you to together? Is this the first time she has done this? Does she express her emotions or is she more the quiet type?
User avatar #148095 to #148092 - baconbonanza (08/03/2014) [-]
weve been dating about 9 months now, she has done this once before about 6 months ago but i cant remember why, and she can be very shut off about how she feels. this just seems sudden and out of no where though, and she has a habit of not knowingly pushing people away because shes afraid of getting hurt, but she hasnt done that in half a year
User avatar #148098 to #148095 - kornison (08/03/2014) [-]
Thanks for the info.
Well, I think you don't have anything to worry about, just relax. I can give you a more elaborate answer if that will calm you, you'd just have to wait because i write slower in English.
User avatar #148099 to #148098 - baconbonanza (08/03/2014) [-]
thats okay, you dont have to if its any trouble. thank you for putting my mind at rest, shes been gone for 2 months now and i start to worry about things i never would have when she was here
User avatar #148101 to #148099 - kornison (08/03/2014) [-]
It's no problem. If she has that "cold" period, just be with her, you'd be doing her a favor by being there for her. Most the time, those "cold" periods and weak responses are just because she has a lot on her mind or is reeeealy occupied by something or just has bad day or something like that, doesn't mean she stopped loving you. In time you will see, either she'll have less and less of those episodes or you'll just accept them as a part of her personality and won't worry about them. Either way, those things work themselves out. You have nothing to worry about bro.

OFC, I must say that there is like 0,00001% that there is something else behind, but that is a totally different story. No need to worry, just be patient til saturday and enjoy with your gf.
User avatar #148102 to #148101 - baconbonanza (08/03/2014) [-]
okay, your absolutely right because shes told me theyve ruined relationships for her in the past and the last time she did it it lasted for a couple weeks and when i said i wouls leave she just broke down and clung to me and cried, and then told me about how badly she wished she wasnt like that. she has gotten much better since then. thank you again, if you dont mind my asking where are you from man?
User avatar #148103 to #148102 - kornison (08/03/2014) [-]
No problem, mate.
I do not mind. I'm from Serbia. You?
User avatar #148104 to #148103 - baconbonanza (08/03/2014) [-]
America, ive never really spoken to anyone from another country before except for my grandparents, so this is new for me
User avatar #148155 to #148104 - kornison (08/03/2014) [-]
Fuck, i fell asleep, sorry about that. Yeah, there are people from all around the world here. Anyway, good luck with your gf, I glad if I could help.
User avatar #148096 to #148095 - baconbonanza (08/03/2014) [-]
sorry, its been awhile since ive been on here i didnt know the eyes had text
User avatar #148093 to #148092 - baconbonanza (08/03/2014) [-]
im more than happy to answer them
User avatar #148094 to #148093 - kornison (08/03/2014) [-]
Okay, i put them in a reply before but here are they again.

How long have you been together?
Is this the first time she has done this?
Is this the first time she has done this?

If i think of any more questions, I'll post them.
#148069 - qwertyjr (08/03/2014) [-]
I went on 4chan and downloaded a picture pic related it's the Jpeg I downloaded . Anyway when I opened up my pictures I got a folder filled with even more pictures. It's just random pictures, what did I do?
#148070 to #148069 - confusedasian (08/03/2014) [-]
When you download something it saves in where ever you put it. By default it's the download folder. I changed mines to my reaction images folder. You should sort it out and delete some junk. I would do the same, but I am lazy. Out of the 287 gigabytes of space on my computer, I only have 2.91 gigabytes of free space. So I should clear that up, and you should too. Who knows? You can probably free up a lot of space by deleting pictures you don't want or need.
#148058 - cenderer (08/03/2014) [-]
**cenderer rolls 98** Dubs decides will i go buy a panini or a pizza slice at assembly! dubs for pizza and singles for panini!
**cenderer rolls 98** Dubs decides will i go buy a panini or a pizza slice at assembly! dubs for pizza and singles for panini!
User avatar #148071 to #148058 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
**keltainenlumi rolls 29**
User avatar #148047 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
I have a 6 week old kitten, but it really misses its mother. Wat do?
User avatar #148072 to #148047 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
Why are they separated?
User avatar #148073 to #148072 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
orphan kitty.
User avatar #148074 to #148073 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
Stay close to it a lot and pet it. It still needs some close care for a week or two.
User avatar #148076 to #148074 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
thanks, I was planning on that already.
User avatar #148077 to #148076 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
Also quite obvious but keep it fed and warm. It might require feeding directly into the mouth.
User avatar #148079 to #148077 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
He can eat and drink fine, it was just him crying I was worried about.
User avatar #148080 to #148079 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
Is it moving around while yelling? Or does it stay in one place?
User avatar #148083 to #148080 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
He moves around and yells, but he seems to keep coming back to the same spot (a space between a dresser and a wall) and cries there a bit before just kind of sitting there. Since he keeps going back I made a little nest with a towel for him to keep him comfortable.
User avatar #148084 to #148083 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
That's a good sign. While being still all the time is a bad one.

I don't really know how much you can simulate it, but kittens usually sleep in piles, so they are pretty warm. A lone kitten might be too cold. Sleeping next to it is an option if you do not move around a lot while you sleep.

And if you just are careful not to hit it while walking around and just be with it in general it should grow to like you as its parent.
Also you should stop using strong perfumes and stuff. At least while it's still small.
User avatar #148085 to #148084 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
Ok, just one last thing. How do I get it used to the concept of a litterbox?
User avatar #148086 to #148085 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
Take it to the litterbox always when you notice if it is starting to do its thing. It'll realize in time that the toilet is there.

Oh yeah and my source is that my family has had at least 30 cats. Counting the ones that were sold to other families as kittens.
User avatar #148087 to #148086 - superstephtime (08/03/2014) [-]
Is it true after it has gone to do it's thing in the litterbox you rub its paw softly against the stone things it'll get used to it faster?
User avatar #148089 to #148087 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
Haven't heard of such a trick but it doesn't sound stupid.

All cats should be able to learn to do it eventually though.
#148057 to #148047 - Womens Study Major (08/03/2014) [-]
how do you know that?

did it tell you?
User avatar #148068 to #148057 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
It's pretty much doing the cat equivalent of weeping.
User avatar #148049 to #148047 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
Also need a way to kill flea eggs.
User avatar #148022 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
I got my wisdom teeth taken out a couple of days ago, and I'm looking for some new foods I can eat. I've been eating eggs, mashed potatoes/sweet potatoes, pudding, and on occasion some milkshakes, Italian ices, and those cheese sticks you can pull into strings (a.k.a. string cheese), but there's only so much of that I can eat. I think I'm close to being able to expand my choices soon, but for the next couple of days, I need some ideas. Any suggestions?
User avatar #148024 to #148022 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
The obvious:
Soup.

It could just be Miso soup, or something simple. Maybe even soupy Ramen. (Although I'm not sure if you'd be able to eat pasta/ noodles.)
User avatar #148035 to #148024 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
I did have soup once, but I had forgotten about it. It was chicken noodle, and I just avoided the chicken, but the noodles were soft enough. Thanks for the reminder.
#148059 to #148035 - confusedasian (08/03/2014) [-]
Stew for a hardier taste. Also, ice cream dude. Ice cream.   
   
   
   
   
Ice cream.
Stew for a hardier taste. Also, ice cream dude. Ice cream.




Ice cream.
User avatar #148060 to #148059 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
I've been getting milkshakes and some ice cream, but thanks for the recommendation.
#148061 to #148060 - confusedasian (08/03/2014) [-]
Don't forget....sorbets.   
   
   
   
   
Sorbets. Orange sorbets. Mango sorbets. Pineapple sorbets.
Don't forget....sorbets.




Sorbets. Orange sorbets. Mango sorbets. Pineapple sorbets.
User avatar #148062 to #148061 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
I can't remember the last time I had a sorbet, but an orange sorbet does sound good. Not sure where I can get one around here though.
#148063 to #148062 - confusedasian (08/03/2014) [-]
How about...sherbets.   
   
   
   
   
Sherbets.
How about...sherbets.




Sherbets.
User avatar #148064 to #148063 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
Actually, I think I had a sherbet and not a sorbet, but that was still a while ago and I don't know where to get one. Maybe the grocery store.
#148065 to #148064 - confusedasian (08/03/2014) [-]
Sherbets are more creamy because they have some milk. Sorbets are more "grainy" and mushy because they don't use milk. Ice cream is just ice cream.
Sherbets are more creamy because they have some milk. Sorbets are more "grainy" and mushy because they don't use milk. Ice cream is just ice cream.
User avatar #148066 to #148065 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
All three sound good.
User avatar #148018 - dudethisisdeepshit (08/02/2014) [-]
Guys, I need some advice for getting fit.

The problem is that I has a little to much fat on the stomach area.
I train a lot and I'm not a fat lad that can't move. So I need advice on how to get fit or loose some fat.
User avatar #148030 to #148018 - marinepenguin (08/02/2014) [-]
Some people have trouble areas where they put most of their fat. You'll just have to diet down while retaining the muscle mass you have. I'd recommend working with weights 3 days a week and then doing some kind of highly intense exercise for 30 minutes or so on the days that you don't train with weights. Sprints, hills, prowler pushes, tire flips, anything that is quick, fast, and intense. Doing intense exercise like that burn fat even while you are recovering after the workout because you create and oxygen debt.
#148021 to #148018 - confusedasian (08/02/2014) [-]
Expand your search. www.funnyjunk.com/fitness/


I'm not much of a fitness expert, but some people here are. If you want more diversity you can post there. Losing fat is I think all in what you eat. By that I mean like moderation and stuff.
User avatar #148020 to #148018 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
I summon thee, MarinePenguin.
#147994 - Womens Study Major (08/02/2014) [-]
how do I report a paedophile if I don't know their name or location?
User avatar #148108 to #147994 - teoberry (08/03/2014) [-]
if its online maybe fbi? i did that once
User avatar #148025 to #147994 - thegamerslife (08/02/2014) [-]
call the police and give them all the evidence you have.
#148027 to #148025 - Womens Study Major (08/02/2014) [-]
I mean on the internet. My local police can't help.
User avatar #148029 to #148027 - thegamerslife (08/02/2014) [-]
i don't know man. google search?
#148009 to #147994 - squalllionhart (08/02/2014) [-]
call the internet police
#148011 to #148009 - Womens Study Major (08/02/2014) [-]
they put me on hold.

oh boy whole world of hurt is coming his way.
#147977 - closothehomosexual (08/02/2014) [-]
Hi advice

I seriously need help. I'll make it brief.

I'm 16 years old, I'm attracted to my 12 year old little sister, and young children in general.

She always wears as slutty clothes as my parents allow, and I can't help but stare. I know it's wrong, but I just can't help but get these urges. Getting professional help isn't an option either. I literally couldn't tell anyone I actually knew.
User avatar #148100 to #147977 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
Fuck her in the asshole. If you do it right then she'll be scarred for life and never talk about it because of repressed memories.
User avatar #148081 to #147977 - leonhardt (08/03/2014) [-]
Remember when you told everyone you were doing this for attention and it didn't actually happen?
User avatar #148082 to #148081 - nefarian ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
He said he molested a child for attention, not this.
User avatar #148078 to #147977 - jadewest (08/03/2014) [-]
wait till she's passed out
tape her mouth shut
and then fuck her
User avatar #148055 to #148054 - closothehomosexual (08/03/2014) [-]
yeah of course
#148036 to #147977 - Womens Study Major (08/02/2014) [-]
Congrats, you've made me feel the fool.

it's sick how far you have gone with this. pissing people off on random boards or content I can let slide but coming to the fucking advice board and wasting everyones time, all these nice people who come here to help those who need it and you take their time away from them like.

fuck you.
User avatar #148039 to #148036 - closothehomosexual (08/02/2014) [-]
Do you think I'm trolling?

Excuse me for seeking help, you asswipe.
#148041 to #148039 - Womens Study Major (08/02/2014) [-]
I did a little background check, you are notorious for bullshitting.
User avatar #148042 to #148041 - closothehomosexual (08/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, but I'm over that shit. I'm genuinely seeking out help.
#148043 to #148042 - Womens Study Major (08/02/2014) [-]
ever read the story about the boy who cried wolf?

good day to you sir.
User avatar #148044 to #148043 - closothehomosexual (08/02/2014) [-]
unrelated as fuck
#148045 to #148044 - Womens Study Major (08/02/2014) [-]
clearly you haven't.

User avatar #148033 to #147977 - finblob ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
Also don't worry, you can't help it, but you really need to not do anything creepy.
Seriously, for your own, and her, safety. Just stay away from her.
And most children.
I would just try avoid young people in general.
User avatar #148031 to #147977 - finblob ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
So do I have to keep this a secret still or what?
User avatar #148034 to #148031 - Gonnafly (08/02/2014) [-]
In what year was this a secret?
User avatar #148037 to #148034 - finblob ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
When he was first telling people about it I tried to comfort him
and he then said that it was all a joke and we were all retarded for falling for it
then I called him out for tricking me into trying to me nice to him and he PM'd me saying he was serious and he just said he was lying so people would leave him alone.
He could be talking bull but idk.
User avatar #148040 to #148037 - closothehomosexual (08/02/2014) [-]
I raped my sister - false
I am into children and my sister - true
User avatar #148046 to #148040 - finblob ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
Oh ok
Why did you lie to me? I was trying to be nice.
User avatar #148048 to #148046 - closothehomosexual (08/02/2014) [-]
because i was a fucking asshole
User avatar #148050 to #148048 - finblob ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
I forgive u
User avatar #148052 to #148051 - finblob ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
but don't be an asshole again please
User avatar #148053 to #148052 - closothehomosexual (08/02/2014) [-]
im past that

but this is srs
#148016 to #147977 - guardianatreyu (08/02/2014) [-]
Just gonna say it's alright to have these feelings. However, it'd be unwise to ever act on them. If it really does bother you though, then you should see a counselor about it.
Just gonna say it's alright to have these feelings. However, it'd be unwise to ever act on them. If it really does bother you though, then you should see a counselor about it.
#148010 to #147977 - Womens Study Major (08/02/2014) [-]
#148004 to #147977 - confusedasian (08/02/2014) [-]
Are you actually going to consider the advise this time? Or are you going to make a bunch of excuses?   
   
   
Quit watching your Chinese cartoons with underage girls being sexualized and actually go outside. This is the second post you made about being a pedophile and wanting to change, yet you insist on not listening to others advice. You also think it's a bad thing to tell your parents this. Honestly it would be better if you told your parents because at least it tells them that you want to change. If you just keep in to yourself then when/if you do something you'll regret your parents would be even more angry and upset about you. Tell your parents, go to a therapist.
Are you actually going to consider the advise this time? Or are you going to make a bunch of excuses?


Quit watching your Chinese cartoons with underage girls being sexualized and actually go outside. This is the second post you made about being a pedophile and wanting to change, yet you insist on not listening to others advice. You also think it's a bad thing to tell your parents this. Honestly it would be better if you told your parents because at least it tells them that you want to change. If you just keep in to yourself then when/if you do something you'll regret your parents would be even more angry and upset about you. Tell your parents, go to a therapist.
#148005 to #148004 - closothehomosexual (08/02/2014) [-]
This didn't stem from my "Chinese cartoons", I can assure you.

The thing is, I keep asking for help because none of the advice is applicable. I'm just hoping eventually someone will give me the perfect advice.

I'm literally unable to tell my parents, I have enough social difficulty as it is, telling them that I wanna fuck their daughter and numerous other underage children would be a little difficult.

What I am considering is once I move out, I see a therapist anonymously and try to change my mindset. I hate being attracted to children, and I know it's wrong, but I can not help but whenever I look at them just picture fucking raping them violently in my head.
#148007 to #148005 - confusedasian (08/02/2014) [-]
All the advise from this and last time is applicable. Some are just extreme like "kill yourself" and others you make excuses. Keep your sister out of it, just tell them about the rest.
#148003 to #147977 - Gonnafly (08/02/2014) [-]
Just read a bunch of incest doujins and follow the most common variables.
User avatar #148002 to #147977 - squalllionhart (08/02/2014) [-]
no lolli-gagging
User avatar #147986 to #147977 - ghettograndpa (08/02/2014) [-]
HAHAHAHAH
User avatar #147987 to #147986 - closothehomosexual (08/02/2014) [-]
whats so funny, chucklenuts?
#147983 to #147977 - Womens Study Major (08/02/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #147984 to #147983 - closothehomosexual (08/02/2014) [-]
speak what's on your mind anon
#147995 to #147984 - Womens Study Major (08/02/2014) [-]
You're an emotional fucking cripple. Your soul is dog shit. Every single fucking thing about you is ugly.
You're an emotional fucking cripple. Your soul is dog shit. Every single fucking thing about you is ugly.
User avatar #147996 to #147995 - closothehomosexual (08/02/2014) [-]
is that my fault?
#147997 to #147996 - Womens Study Major (08/02/2014) [-]
what do you think?
User avatar #148028 to #147998 - thegamerslife (08/02/2014) [-]
yes, yes it is. you need to seek professional help while you are young. trust me. my wife has a distant uncle who has been in jail for like 50 years cause he knows if they let him out he's just gonna diddle little kids... you want to spend you whole life in a jail cell or except help, or worse of all ruin little kids lives?!
#147999 to #147998 - Womens Study Major (08/02/2014) [-]
so it's everyone else's problem that you are like this?
User avatar #148038 to #147999 - Gonnafly (08/02/2014) [-]
Maybe his sister shouldn't be so sexy.
User avatar #147981 to #147977 - delphine (08/02/2014) [-]
At 16 years old, 12 is only a 4 year age difference. The age thing isn't necessarily a problem right now. You may find your preferences change in the next few years. If you continue to only be attracted to 12-year-olds as you get older, then you will want to seek help.

However, your attraction to your sister is not normal. Most people feel disgusted at the idea of thinking about a sibling in a romantic way, because it is your body's natural instinct to avoid inbreeding. Your instinct may not be as strong in this aspect. Kind of like a woman who lacks the instinct to be a mother. It doesn't make you a bad person or a bad brother, but just don't act on your urges. That will get you into trouble.
User avatar #147982 to #147981 - closothehomosexual (08/02/2014) [-]
people constantly tell me otherwise that thinking about it automatically makes me bad

And it isn't specifically 12 year olds, I think about and look at children even at the age of 5.

But why would I seek help? I don't want to automatically be put on a list of registered sex offenders
#148012 to #147982 - Womens Study Major (08/02/2014) [-]
Oh wait it's you. I forgot about you and your weird shit.
I didn't notice it makes more sense now lol
User avatar #147988 to #147982 - delphine (08/02/2014) [-]
You are 16. If you seek help from a professional, they are licensed to help you and won't judge you.

And you will NOT be put on a list of sex offenders unless you act on your urges. There are plenty of times I have the urge to punch a person in the face, but that urge won't get me in trouble for battery or assault unless I act on it. You should seek help so you can learn how to manage your urges so you DON'T do something to get into trouble.
User avatar #147989 to #147988 - closothehomosexual (08/02/2014) [-]
I just couldn't. And I think wanting to use a child would be a lot worse than hitting someone.

I wouldn't want my family or anyone else to know, but on the other hand I feel one day I'm just gonna snap and do something dumb.
User avatar #147993 to #147989 - delphine (08/02/2014) [-]
I know that it's not the same... I was just using it as an analogy. You don't have to tell your family. You could seek a guidance counselor or someone bound by HIPAA to keep your information confidential.
User avatar #147980 to #147977 - schnizel (08/02/2014) [-]
Kill yourself.
User avatar #147985 to #147980 - closothehomosexual (08/02/2014) [-]
what good would that do
User avatar #147990 to #147985 - schnizel (08/02/2014) [-]
To you, none, to others a lot.
User avatar #147992 to #147991 - schnizel (08/02/2014) [-]
You being dead.
User avatar #148026 to #147992 - jadewest (08/02/2014) [-]
gg schnizzle dogg
User avatar #148159 to #148026 - schnizel (08/03/2014) [-]
gg
DAS RITE
#147978 to #147977 - thatnigger (08/02/2014) [-]
Honestly, I highly doubt you'll actually get helpful advice.
I think one thing to think about though is what kind of attraction. If you find them cute and want to hug them, like you would a small puppy or kitten, but for some reason you confuse wanting to hug something out of cuteness with sexual intentions, then try and separate your feelings. Realize that cute can cause attraction but doesn't necessarily mean you want to have sex with said cute.
If it's something else though, I honestly don't know how to help.
User avatar #147979 to #147978 - closothehomosexual (08/02/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure it's "Something else"
User avatar #147969 - tentaquil (08/02/2014) [-]
what are some great conversation starters?
User avatar #147975 to #147969 - inspiteofsprite (08/02/2014) [-]
A simple "hey" is severely underrated.
After that, just say something like "how's life"
User avatar #147972 to #147969 - georgesmoustache (08/02/2014) [-]
I tend to start with Hello, Hi or Hey.

If its with a girl start on what they like, girls can't resist talking about themselves
#147973 to #147972 - Womens Study Major (08/02/2014) [-]
What if you never talked to the girl?
#148023 to #147973 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
Introduce yourself, nigga.
Den go and ask her what's up or some shiz.

Naaa' mean?
Its not rocket science. Not kerbal space program. You got dis man, just get some confidance in 'ya.

But seriously. Just be like: "Hey, so I'm _____; You are?"
And in the off chance you both know each other but have yet to talk to each other, then just go up and be like: "Hey ____, what's up."
Or find something within the situation that would grant a great conversation.
#147968 - holymackarel (08/02/2014) [-]
Does anyone know how to fix that stupid "Stuck at 99%" bug thing in league of legends?

I've looked everywhere and I tried almost everything, and still it didn't work :/

Please help, I'm so close to 6300 IP
User avatar #147974 to #147968 - makotoitou (08/02/2014) [-]
Ask braum's nipples
User avatar #147967 - georgesmoustache (08/02/2014) [-]
Anyone done he GOMAD diet thing?
User avatar #148109 to #147967 - teoberry (08/03/2014) [-]
go on /fitness/. i hear it's good tho. id try it but milk dont mix with my stomach
User avatar #148647 to #148109 - georgesmoustache (08/06/2014) [-]
I posted it there too
User avatar #148675 to #148647 - teoberry (08/07/2014) [-]
lets get jacked together
User avatar #148742 to #148675 - georgesmoustache (08/07/2014) [-]
I would fucking love too, training montage video and everything. Explosions and shit, the whole real fucking deal
#147964 - Womens Study Major (08/02/2014) [-]
>finished highschool
>got a apprenticeship for some job in case I don't get accepted to a college
>got accepted to one
>job starts 1. August, semester starts in october
>so I can go to that job for one month and get paid for that
>it's like a secretary job so it's filled with like 90% girls my age
>job is in other town and even if they fire me they have to pay me the month so I have lots of possibilities
>want to bang one of these girls

Any tips? I would be willing to try anything as I don't care what people there think about me at all.
User avatar #148000 to #147964 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
How far away is the town, and how much are you expected to make?
If you can make double what you'd spend in gas commuting, then it'd be worth it.

Otherwise, it'd be too cost-effective to do.
#148014 to #148000 - Womens Study Major (08/02/2014) [-]
I would pay 60 euros on a month bus ticket and earn 850 euros for that month, it's not about the money I just wanna get laid and I think that's a good opportunity. Any tips?
User avatar #148019 to #148014 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
Balance it out. See if they are willing to be flexible for when you start going to college.
But I say go for it. You'll make money. You'll need that money.

As for getting laid, that's all up to you, man.
#148032 to #148019 - Womens Study Major (08/02/2014) [-]
There is no balancing out, it's a fulltime job which is, by the way, 200km away from the town my college is in. There is absolutely no way to do both and that was also never intended. I know what I am about to do, I got a solid, good working plan and I can pay for college without a job too. This whole post was just asking for advice on how to get laid, basically.

> that's all up to you
No shit sherlock.
Well whatever I just thought maybe someone got anything that could help, doesn't seem like it. Thanks for trying anyways.
#147955 - Womens Study Major (08/02/2014) [-]
mother acts like a fucking child and thinks she's right regardless of the situation when she's clearly wrong. She can't see two sides of a story, EVER.  I never go to her for advice, and she constantly ruins everyone's day with some sort of bitching about super trivial things.  She's a complete hypocrite, and I don't know how to just ignore this.  I've been beaten down emotionally many times now, and it still really bothers me that she can't just be rational and see that she's wrong. She has never in her life apologized to me for situations where she has been so wrong I don't even know where to begin...  I'm usually pretty good at ignoring things but damnit, this one is hard to do...
mother acts like a fucking child and thinks she's right regardless of the situation when she's clearly wrong. She can't see two sides of a story, EVER. I never go to her for advice, and she constantly ruins everyone's day with some sort of bitching about super trivial things. She's a complete hypocrite, and I don't know how to just ignore this. I've been beaten down emotionally many times now, and it still really bothers me that she can't just be rational and see that she's wrong. She has never in her life apologized to me for situations where she has been so wrong I don't even know where to begin... I'm usually pretty good at ignoring things but damnit, this one is hard to do...
#147959 to #147955 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
I know exactly where you're coming from.   
You can either fight back and scream and curse at her, or find some middle ground.   
   
You don't have to listen to what she says, but you don't have to ignore her either.   
Find a way to distance yourself a bit. It's all you can really do. Give yourself more control, and her less of it.   
If you're 18+, things should be fairly easy. Anytime she tries to argue with you about what you're doing, tell her you're an adult and just walk away.   
   
My mother is the exact same way. I used to scream and curse at her. She took it. It felt great, but I was doing no favors in keeping the family together.   
In the end, even though it sucks to say it, family needs to stay together on some form of middle ground. You don't have to agree with each other, nor do you have to argue.
I know exactly where you're coming from.
You can either fight back and scream and curse at her, or find some middle ground.

You don't have to listen to what she says, but you don't have to ignore her either.
Find a way to distance yourself a bit. It's all you can really do. Give yourself more control, and her less of it.
If you're 18+, things should be fairly easy. Anytime she tries to argue with you about what you're doing, tell her you're an adult and just walk away.

My mother is the exact same way. I used to scream and curse at her. She took it. It felt great, but I was doing no favors in keeping the family together.
In the end, even though it sucks to say it, family needs to stay together on some form of middle ground. You don't have to agree with each other, nor do you have to argue.
User avatar #147951 - greyshirt (08/02/2014) [-]
So, konradkurze , what's on your mind?
#147928 - nutsfromahippie (08/02/2014) [-]
I'm having a lack of motivation problem, I've been trying to start writing (like books and shit) but whenever I do I hit a brick wall. It's not lack of ideas, for the last few months I've made notes, detailed notes, plot summaries character descriptions etc etc, I don't lack any notes as I've noted the fuck out of my ideas. It's just that whenever I do try to sit down and write I just can't, I lose interest and just do nothing (mainly come on FJ). I don't know what to do, I just can't seem to get motivated.
User avatar #147931 to #147928 - thatnigger (08/02/2014) [-]
You think if you got someone to read a bit of it or gave out a few ideas of where the story is going to someone and they enjoyed listen to what you're doing, it'll motivate you? I think if the story you're making is something you want others to read in the future, having someone by your side, reading it and hopefully enjoying it'll give you a lot of motivation. Sure you might be shy about sharing it just yet, you might want to share it to someone you know online maybe or something, but I think that's a good step in the right direction, ya know?
User avatar #147934 to #147931 - nutsfromahippie (08/02/2014) [-]
Yeah true, but I feel pretty good about my own ideas it's just I find that I am unable to adequately put it into words, which then makes me pretty pissed and depressed (as what use is an aspiring writer if he can't write?). I think you're right, I may just have to share my ideas and see the reception.
#147911 - wobblewub (08/02/2014) [-]
does anyone have any tips for like… depression? Like, not just ordinary sadness, but like: Sadness to the point where you’re hurting physically, like you FEEL like you’re literately sick. Just wondering if anyone had any advice besides like a therapist or something.

This is more of a concern for my health, not really socializing
#148141 to #147911 - Womens Study Major (08/03/2014) [-]
I've been feeling the same way lately. It's like a dark. heavy feeling hanging over you. I'd give anything not to feel like that every day. It's awful. If you'd like someone to talk to, I'd be up to.

I've read exercise is good because it releases endorphins in your brain. Problem is with depression it kind of makes you want to do nothing, but I think it's worth a try.
User avatar #147970 to #147911 - tentaquil (08/02/2014) [-]
watch funny cat pictures
User avatar #147971 to #147970 - tentaquil (08/02/2014) [-]
wait fuck you cant watch pictures
#147965 to #147911 - tiredofannon (08/02/2014) [-]
I take supplements for the same thing; to get back to 'normal' I started with:
SAM-e 400 mg daily
Vitamin D 1000 IU daily
Saint John's Wort (forgot the dosage)
Omega 3 Fish Oil tablets (forgot the dosage)
Standard Daily Vitamin
After a month or two of that, I dropped the Saint John's and Omega 3. The Vitamin D is also far more than most people would need since my body somehow has trouble processing Vitamin D (doctor said my levels were about what he'd expect if I'd been held in a basement with no sunlight for several years) so you may be able to get away with just the standard daily vitamin. Becare with Saint John's Wort as its been shown to reduce the effectiveness of other supplements and medications and shouldn't be used with birth control or life sustaining medications.
#147966 to #147965 - tiredofannon (08/02/2014) [-]
Be careful *
#147952 to #147911 - Womens Study Major (08/02/2014) [-]
I used to be like that. No appetite, just don't feel like doing anything. Just sorta blank? Everything feels dull?
User avatar #147953 to #147952 - wobblewub (08/02/2014) [-]
Yes, I'm getting the personal things worked out a bit, but yeah, it feels like a ball of iron mostly in my stomach, throat area, like I wanna throw up.

I just kinda wanted like a remedy
#147954 to #147953 - Womens Study Major (08/02/2014) [-]
Well, what happened to me was I attempted. Didn't work and I felt... different. Still depressed, but felt I knew what I needed to change. I don't suggest you do this, but I do suggest you try to think of what is going on and what you can do to help yourself.
#147936 to #147911 - confusedasian (08/02/2014) [-]
Force a smile. My teacher once told me that if you force a smile then it'll become natural and you feel happier.
User avatar #147941 to #147936 - wobblewub (08/02/2014) [-]
I'll try it, thank ya
User avatar #147937 to #147936 - thatnigger (08/02/2014) [-]
I honestly find it hard to smile in public, even when I'm very happy on the inside. :/
#147942 to #147937 - confusedasian (08/02/2014) [-]
Same here. Just smiling in general, it is why I chose the picture I chose. It looks like how I smile.
#147943 to #147942 - thatnigger (08/02/2014) [-]
A really good smile makes others smile, but honestly I've never been told I've got a nice smile so I just never smiled as much and now it's a chore to smile.
A really good smile makes others smile, but honestly I've never been told I've got a nice smile so I just never smiled as much and now it's a chore to smile.
#147948 to #147943 - confusedasian (08/02/2014) [-]
I make weird faces when smiling because I try to hide it.
#147915 to #147911 - dehumanizer (08/02/2014) [-]
complain about it online and post ebbin maymays?
#147916 to #147915 - Womens Study Major (08/02/2014) [-]
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