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User avatar #171135 - glasswall (01/16/2015) [-]
(Sorry for the bad english) I dont know what happens to me lately, but I feel empty and I shouldnt, I mean, I love my career (I dont have a job but at least I have the diploma I wanted as a teenager) I have few but good friends, but I just feel like shit all the time, I dont want to get out of my bed, I just want to sleep all the time, and when I wake up, I dont have the psychological strenght to get up. If someone here has suffered this, it would be good to have some advice, thank you.
User avatar #171254 to #171135 - advicedude (01/17/2015) [-]
try going on walks. Good for thinking.
User avatar #171169 to #171135 - WrightVGC (01/16/2015) [-]
Happened to me straight after uni. Would you feel like you're stagnating? (cease developing; become inactive or dull) Because that is exactly how I felt. I eventually got bored with it and forced myself to get off my arse, got a job (that a i hate but better than nothing) and then went from there. You just need some more activity in your life. I know how hard it is to force yourself to do something, but you'll get there. Happens to a lot of people, also eat more. Food is your friend.
#171143 to #171135 - anonymous (01/16/2015) [-]
Just got a bad case of the unemploysies. Something 90% of people who graduate and take 6 months to a year to get a job they actually want (or work up to for like 5 years) get. It's otherwise known as life kicking you strait in the balls and then handing you a reality check.

Also, if you're not eating thats not necisarily a bad thing. Most people gain a SHIT ton of weight when they're unemployed. This is because when in school you move around so much that 2000+ calories isn't that big of a deal. But when you can hardly get out of bed because you got no place to be, 2000+ calories will make you gain 10 pounds a month. Instead of eating more just eat the same amount but try to spread it over the day. If not, don't worry about it. It's not uncommon for people to only eat once or twice a day.
User avatar #171144 to #171143 - glasswall (01/16/2015) [-]
Well thanks anon! At least I know its not a weird case
User avatar #171137 to #171135 - sineztro (01/16/2015) [-]
Do you eat regularly? Also have you talked to your friends and family recently?
User avatar #171138 to #171137 - glasswall (01/16/2015) [-]
Not a lot, I sleep 14 hours a day because I cant get my ass out of bed no matter how hard I try, so I only have dinner. Yeah, I talked about it with my friends and with my mother, but it didnt help much..
User avatar #171139 to #171138 - sineztro (01/16/2015) [-]
Please eat more then man, do you live at a university, or by yourself?
User avatar #171141 to #171139 - glasswall (01/16/2015) [-]
By myself, and I swear I try to eat, but it just doesnt feels like staying inside. I went to the shrimp, it may be DERPession but I dont have any reasons to be depressed.
User avatar #171142 to #171141 - sineztro (01/16/2015) [-]
Try eating different foods, and I mean it may not be obvious why you're depressed but sometimes it just happens, (Hablas espangol? Jo peudo leer lo)
User avatar #171136 to #171135 - thumbsdenied (01/16/2015) [-]
you didnt mention having somebody to be with. Good friends are always good but at somepoint we just need to love.
I think thats whats making you feel down.
Also if you live in a country where the sun is down pretty much all the time, you aint gettin enough vitamins wich make you feel sad and tired.
User avatar #171140 to #171136 - glasswall (01/16/2015) [-]
Love is a double-edged weapon I preffer to avoid, and here in Spain the sun isnt a problem, so dunno wtf is wrong with me lately
User avatar #171134 - sineztro (01/16/2015) [-]
So I'm gonna be working at an actual lab soon any tips? Also want pics of some the stuff I will be doing in the future?
User avatar #171179 to #171134 - oxidoferroso (01/16/2015) [-]
What kind of lab? And of course we want pics fagget
#171129 - crimzonhazard (01/16/2015) [-]
I wonder if there is a polar opposite of Funnyjunk, wherein a bunch of alpha douches who get laid regularly exchange serious discourse
User avatar #171131 to #171129 - sugoi (01/16/2015) [-]
It's totally reddit.
#171130 to #171129 - anonymous (01/16/2015) [-]
yeah, it's called "outside"
#171107 - mondamini (01/15/2015) [-]
Can someone explain this witchcraft?
User avatar #171190 to #171127 - mondamini (01/16/2015) [-]
Thank you v much
User avatar #171108 to #171107 - mondamini (01/15/2015) [-]
sorry for any snapped necks
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User avatar #171106 - toonlinkisbestlink (01/15/2015) [-]
Need the help of an experienced pianist.

Recently started practicing and taking lessons in November and now practice for roughly 3 hours a day. In the early days such as these, what are important techniques and approaches I need to be doing in order to get a strong foundation? I do scales for about an hour before moving onto pieces each time I play, btw.
User avatar #171114 to #171106 - sineztro (01/16/2015) [-]
Do your scales and stretch your fingers, can you reach an ocatve or higher with little stretching?
User avatar #171115 to #171114 - toonlinkisbestlink (01/16/2015) [-]
I do the full range from the moment I sit down at the piano, that's what I've been doing for a while now. 3 scales consisting of C Major, G Major and D Major for about an hour. Could you please elaborate on finger stretching?
User avatar #171116 to #171115 - sineztro (01/16/2015) [-]
Stick your finger on middle c then go up eight notes (that's an octave and the next highest c) then if its not painful keeep your hand there and move it two or three more notes (as long as its not painful) then keep your fingers nice and stretched out, do you know any more scales besides those?
User avatar #171117 to #171116 - toonlinkisbestlink (01/16/2015) [-]
Is there maybe a link you could give me that would elaborate further? And no, these were the scales I was given as a beginner, would you recommend any others?
User avatar #171118 to #171117 - sineztro (01/16/2015) [-]
Just all of them really from B flat major to e minor and stuff like that and the stretching thing was something i did as a young kid to help me reach octaves easier but if you can reach them now then you should be fine
User avatar #171119 to #171118 - toonlinkisbestlink (01/16/2015) [-]
All right, Ill make sure to do more scales then. Thanks!
User avatar #171120 to #171119 - sineztro (01/16/2015) [-]
No problem do you have any books?
User avatar #171122 to #171120 - toonlinkisbestlink (01/16/2015) [-]
I have one but I'm using ABRSM pieces mainly for practice as thats the big respected exam board. As my technical ability advances I hope to take up some recital pieces that I can interpret a little bit to my liking but aside from that I was thinking of sticking to the books, taking grade 5 and 8 exams when Im ready and then solely focusing on harder pieces. As an experienced pianist, would you advise me to approach this any differently?
User avatar #171123 to #171122 - sineztro (01/16/2015) [-]
I'm not expierenced but my brother is but yeah since you're doing the studying portion of the exam for this right? try to memorize the parts where it gets close to page turning so that way you won't spend time turning a page
User avatar #171124 to #171123 - toonlinkisbestlink (01/16/2015) [-]
Will do, thanks!
User avatar #171125 to #171124 - sineztro (01/16/2015) [-]
no problem man and remeber always try to have fun, that's one thing i didn't do and well know i kinda regret it. so yeah
User avatar #171098 - horsehat (01/15/2015) [-]
hi guys, I'm currently on high school (2nd year) and I have no idea what to do for living, but my math teacher started telling me that I would be a good civil engineer. It got into my mind and now I was looking at what civil engineers do, etc.. The thing is I don't think I can do it (I heard that the college will be fcking hard). I pretty much don't care about school when I get home, I learn only in school in breaks, somehow managing to get through with not so bad grades. How can I improve myself to have better chance at becoming civil engineer? Math and physics is so far quite good. I think chemistry is my weakness, I understand how it all works, etc. but some theories and naming the compounds are a problem to me. I just saw the entry test and I was like "ohmygod whatthefuck is this", could answer only a few questions. When I was young I was always very curious and I still have the feeling that I want to know how a lot of things work. I have diabetes so that makes it even harder. Is it even worth it trying to? I'm generally a lazy person but once I get into something I won't leave it so easily. PS: I live in Czech Republic
#171121 to #171098 - hetmartino (01/16/2015) [-]
I'm in my first year civil engineering right now (in belgium). Just like you I didn't have to put a lot of effort in high school. My advice is to study well for the entry test. I didn't, failed, studied for the second chance and passed. In college you have to study regularly througout the year. It doesn't matter wether you are good in a course or not you will fail if you start to study too late. I procrastinated too much and am failing my fi als right now. Learn from my mistakes: keep up with your courses
#171096 - steezyman (01/15/2015) [-]
Ok guys, so I've been dating this girl for about a year now. recently we both agreed we had thought about marrying each other. So as of now that's the plan and i'm 100% ok with it because I really love her. But, my question is a) am I missing out on not dating or being single in college? Also if anyone has been with their SO for a long time did or do you ever get bored?
User avatar #171132 to #171096 - returnofhanako (01/16/2015) [-]
nah being single in college is a drag, if you genuinely think she's the one stick with her
User avatar #171128 to #171096 - bobvonbobby ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
Uh, if you're thinking you're missing out on something, that will lead to doubt in the relationship. That's what happened to me, and I ended up breaking up with my girlfriend. Honestly, dating around is for suckers. I would love to have a stable, healthy relationship right now. I'm a second year in college. I haven't had a chance to date around, so I couldn't you if you are missing out on something. If you're having sex and you're have a fantastic relationship, honestly, there isn't really anything you're missing out on, unless you want to party or something and she doesn't want to. Or she's keeping you from hanging out with your friends, which I doubt she'd do that.
User avatar #171133 to #171128 - steezyman (01/16/2015) [-]
yeah i guess i would just be chasing what i already have. and be a lot less happy doing it.
#171109 to #171096 - anonymous (01/15/2015) [-]
have you seen how many fucking frog pics are posted on this site? no you're not missing out. being single in college is playing call of duty for 10 hours a day and going to class for the other 2. and maybe, just maybe, you'll meet a pretentious douche who wants to go to a coffee house with all of his/her cunt friends with bad haircuts.
have you seen how many fucking frog pics are posted on this site? no you're not missing out. being single in college is playing call of duty for 10 hours a day and going to class for the other 2. and maybe, just maybe, you'll meet a pretentious douche who wants to go to a coffee house with all of his/her cunt friends with bad haircuts.
User avatar #171111 to #171109 - steezyman (01/16/2015) [-]
This is very true, I hope if i was single in college i wouldn't be posting frog memes
User avatar #171104 to #171096 - nigerianprince ONLINE (01/15/2015) [-]
im in the exact same boat as you except been dating the girl for 2 years. Personally im not missing out on any dating opportunities because i rarely even see girls hotter than her, and that's without including personality. But we also have another girl that we do 3 ways with who is also hot, so try doing that, if your gf is a bit bi maybe talk about it with her and see if you can find another girl for a 3way
User avatar #171112 to #171104 - steezyman (01/16/2015) [-]
well fuck dude stick with that, that's like one in a million your not really missing much staying in that relationship.
User avatar #171100 to #171096 - serhiy (01/15/2015) [-]
personally I think 1 year is too short to start considering marriage especially if your young enough that you are still doing collage
User avatar #171101 to #171100 - steezyman (01/15/2015) [-]
well we're saying like when we reach our late 20's we would not anytime soon.
User avatar #171102 to #171101 - serhiy (01/15/2015) [-]
fair enough, just make sure your decision is not based on love alone as they tend lead to fragile marriages
User avatar #171113 to #171102 - steezyman (01/16/2015) [-]
What else should it be based on?
User avatar #171167 to #171113 - serhiy (01/16/2015) [-]
mutual affection and concern for each other as well as keeping an eye on financial and physical aspects
User avatar #171037 - nigerianprince ONLINE (01/15/2015) [-]
Anyone here have any advice on anything related to bartending? I turn 19 in a few months and i want to become a bartender
User avatar #171038 to #171037 - choobe (01/15/2015) [-]
Learn to mix drinks? A lot of them, the more the better. Learn social skills don't lie! you're on FJ! You don't have social skills! . I don't know where you live, but in my country Norway I think we have a bartending school.
User avatar #171039 to #171038 - nigerianprince ONLINE (01/15/2015) [-]
Ive been mixing drinks for a few weeks now during new years and other events with friends. I read that bartending school isn't necessary at all though. And i live in BC so drinking age is 19
User avatar #171043 to #171039 - sugoi (01/15/2015) [-]
Depending on where you live you will need a liquor license so best to check that first. I know Australia requires you to take a course.

Depending on what kind of bartender you're gunna be mixing drinks might not be that important. If you're gunna work at a cocktail bar then yeah more drinks but a regular bar? probably just need to be good company.
#171035 - dehumanizer (01/15/2015) [-]
Turns out I did pass the test so i wont have to go to the exam. I still wish I could go back in time and not write to my crush tho.
#171083 to #171035 - anonymous (01/15/2015) [-]
classic dehumanizer. do the one with the frog again, so good!
#171087 to #171084 - anonymous (01/15/2015) [-]
hahaha DDDDDD

oh oh, do the one about the oneitis!
#171089 to #171087 - dehumanizer (01/15/2015) [-]
:::^^^^ DDDDD

I am so glad this whole no gf/frog/oneitis thing is an act, ha-ha its so funny. Actualy im with the love of my life and i'll never be lonely or sad again. Life is sooo good :^))))
#171091 to #171089 - anonymous (01/15/2015) [-]
lol that's a good one too.

do you know the one about not doing anything about it? you know? the one with all the excuses and blame? it's really funny!
#171092 to #171091 - dehumanizer (01/15/2015) [-]
User avatar #171080 to #171035 - notred ONLINE (01/15/2015) [-]
You wrote to your crush?

God damn man. Grow a pair.
#171085 to #171080 - dehumanizer (01/15/2015) [-]
>a pair

kek the only thing im really afraid of is my feelings and the girls that could harm them
#171077 to #171035 - riddari (01/15/2015) [-]
>tfw fuckload of exams on uni

>yfw I post pepe
#171079 to #171077 - dehumanizer (01/15/2015) [-]
Beeing a wizard apprentice I have no problem with studying. So much so that i too ky my subjects during the year so now there is only one exam but i didnt take it cuz i was lazy and now its gonna be easy. I'd still rather hold a girl's hand tho.
#171086 to #171081 - dehumanizer (01/15/2015) [-]
>showering every day
User avatar #171076 to #171035 - serhiy (01/15/2015) [-]
I don't go to places where i can meet such people
#171078 to #171076 - dehumanizer (01/15/2015) [-]
well you are really missing out on your white male privilidge
User avatar #171082 to #171078 - serhiy (01/15/2015) [-]
maybe its because i don't bathe in my own self pity and hold up standards to improve myself.
#171088 to #171082 - dehumanizer (01/15/2015) [-]
and where did that take you? also post age
User avatar #171090 to #171088 - serhiy (01/15/2015) [-]
a stable road to a good university, prospects of a job if I don't want go, and decent amount of respect from my peers and teachers, I even got to a point where I was able to ask someone out, until i received a grim reminder, from that point on I decided to focus on my education and I'm 18
#171093 to #171090 - dehumanizer (01/15/2015) [-]

see you in two years, the later you remain a virgin, the worse it gets
User avatar #171094 to #171093 - serhiy (01/15/2015) [-]
did you do anything about it for the past 2 years?
#171097 to #171094 - dehumanizer (01/15/2015) [-]
Yes actualy. I fell in love with this girl but she already had a boyfriend and didnt even like me. Then like half a year later i got a crush on this single girl but she rejected me than got a bf several months later.
User avatar #171099 to #171097 - serhiy (01/15/2015) [-]
you have just listed causes for your angst issues, no actual attempts to remedy the reasons why the girls rejected you or any thoughts of self improvement.

Do you know what happened to me? I'll tell you. I finally managed to muster up the confidence to talk to a girl I liked and I managed to make some serious progress with her. Do you know what she does? she fucks off for two weeks, telling me she had "something big", and comes back with a boyfriend. I get pissed and stop all communication, she comes back two weeks asking why I am not talking to her. Turns out she wanted me to be a side man, to give her attention when her boyfriend didn't.

Shit like that hurts 10x more than what you have gone through. and I almost couldn't cope with it. But what I did in the end was man the fuck up and focused on whats most important in my life : my self and MY future.
#171110 to #171099 - dehumanizer (01/15/2015) [-]
Self improvement can litteraly mean everything, using that term is bullshit. That is basicly a tldr of the tldr of my "romantic saga".

>wanted to be a side man

A) You agree adn you fuck her on the side from time to time.
B) You disagree and legitimately stop caring as she is litteraly not worth the time.

But why the fuck do you have to go and be oy vey da shoah, like a filithy kike you "manned up" because it was nothing fucking serious, pfft everyone could do this, do you want a medal?
User avatar #171145 to #171110 - serhiy (01/16/2015) [-]
self improvement depends on person to person; if you don't find the reason why you got rejected and then bitch about the subject being vague, then you will never be happy, especially if you expect a girls affection to be handed to you on a silver platter.

- wanted a side man; in the sense she wanted me to waste my limited amount of money and time on her, while another dude reaped the rewards. she also made it clear she didn't want to fuck dickhead .

And what the fuck do you think you going to achieve by shit posting on a site and complaining about your love problems, anyone could do that, especially if your option is much easier what im telling you to do.
#171146 to #171145 - dehumanizer (01/16/2015) [-]
very bad case of luck the first time (it was an oneitis) , awfuly shy/autismo - fear - PTSD from my oneitis, for the seccond time. I have imporved since then but still no luck. I cried bout how my crush didnt care about my imporvenet and rejected me (for the 6th time).

-well if you put it like that, yes its a load of shit

-i dont have money for a psychologists nor do i want my IRL friends to know about this part of my life because i am so embaressed and ashamed
User avatar #171175 to #171146 - serhiy (01/16/2015) [-]
okay by the second time, you are what i would consider a normal person, asking 6 times is a bit weird, but it isn't as bad a the way you describe your first encounter. But from my limited knowledge and observations, girls want more than an average joe. Let me put this way, Its the looks or charisma that makes a girl interested and your personality that keeps her.

work on your physical appearance,or try and observe the more popular people and what they do.

If you feel this is too much work for too little reward then do what ever It's your life, but there is only one absolute truth I will tell you; all what you are doing now, sulking and spending your time on this site, will NEVER EVER lead you getting what you want and it WILL NOT achieve you the slightest bit of accomplishment or happiness.
#171177 to #171175 - dehumanizer (01/16/2015) [-]
Why would you consider me a normal person?

I asked 6 times because i was very (and still am) frustraded about why this girl wouldnt like me. Now she dates this uglier guy and i get to see them every fucking day in class, its so cucktastic I break things when im alone after class or just weep.

I just dont know, i honestly dont really belive that a girl who I would like, could like me. This whole relationship/sex thing seems like an abstract concept.

Im just soo lonely...
#171040 to #171035 - minutes (01/15/2015) [-]
What did you write?
#171045 to #171040 - dehumanizer (01/15/2015) [-]
she also replied to my messagess and sent me a skype request...
#171042 to #171040 - dehumanizer (01/15/2015) [-]
[13:01:54] ...: zdr, az sum oniq ot grupata
[13:01:57 | (13:03:38 — редактирано)] ...: kvo stana s vtoroto kontrolno po SALS
[13:02:15] ...: shtot oshte nz rezultata dali trqbva da hodq na izpit
[13:02:23] ...: da nesa go ka4ili na facebooka?
[14:09:25] ...: aa nvm namerih go
#171046 to #171042 - minutes (01/15/2015) [-]
Well I don't understand that language, sorry. Could you translate it to english please?
#171047 to #171046 - dehumanizer (01/15/2015) [-]
basicly i asked her about the test , than two hours later i found out and worte nvm i found it, i removed her from skype but she still replied an hour ago and send me a skype friendship request   
basicly i asked her about the test , than two hours later i found out and worte nvm i found it, i removed her from skype but she still replied an hour ago and send me a skype friendship request

#171049 to #171047 - minutes (01/15/2015) [-]
Just ignore her and deleter her. You did it once, you can do it again.
#171053 to #171049 - dehumanizer (01/15/2015) [-]
No i deleted my oneitis because she is out of my life. This is that girl you told me to ask out (and by ask out i sperg beta autism told her i liked her and asked her if she liked me, very cringy and stuttering).
#171054 to #171053 - minutes (01/15/2015) [-]
You could talk it out with her again (through skype chat). I mean afterall you already fucked up hardcore, what could possibly make this worse?
#171056 to #171054 - dehumanizer (01/15/2015) [-]
Nah ur right i removed her again. No point in talking it will only make me feel bad. Should just stick to my solitude. She has a boyfirend now or something.
#171057 to #171056 - minutes (01/15/2015) [-]
Good move. If she has a boyfriend there is really no point in talking. You'll find someone some day, just keep trying.
#171058 to #171057 - dehumanizer (01/15/2015) [-]
>you'll find someone some day

thats what my oneitis said... two years ago...
#171059 to #171058 - minutes (01/15/2015) [-]
Don't feel pressured by people around you. Some just take longer than others. It took me 19 years, and a friend of mine was a virgin for 23 years.
#171060 to #171059 - dehumanizer (01/15/2015) [-]
>dont be preassured   
>the legal age of concent is 14   
>the average age ppl lose their v card is 13
>dont be preassured
>the legal age of concent is 14
>the average age ppl lose their v card is 13
#171061 to #171060 - minutes (01/15/2015) [-]
Who cares what other people think? Just go your own way. There is really no point at looking at someone elses happiness and be jealous all the time. Just keep working on yourself, like you started, place yourself out there and good things will come to you. It's a lot about luck, and everyone gets lucky from time to time. Heads up.
#171063 to #171061 - dehumanizer (01/15/2015) [-]
#171064 to #171063 - anonymous (01/15/2015) [-]
then kill yourself instead of giving bad advice.
#171065 to #171064 - dehumanizer (01/15/2015) [-]
Not before I take normal faggots like you into the grave.
User avatar #171070 to #171065 - serhiy (01/15/2015) [-]
yep. what about it
#171073 to #171070 - dehumanizer (01/15/2015) [-]
and you're the anon whos been hating on me for so long?
User avatar #171074 to #171073 - serhiy (01/15/2015) [-]
lol nope, I only said it as anon first time because i thought it might be extreem
#171075 to #171074 - dehumanizer (01/15/2015) [-]
yes but you replied with £ so that means you're from the first world so that means there are hundreds of girls ready to jump on your dick for a green card
#171066 to #171065 - anonymous (01/15/2015) [-]
i'm in a similar situation as you, but unlike you i don't moan about it and I try to do something about it.
#171067 to #171066 - dehumanizer (01/15/2015) [-]
>in a simular situation
>has gf
>not a kissless virgin

pfft yeah right anon
User avatar #171068 to #171067 - serhiy (01/15/2015) [-]
>nope; only got £100 after 6 months of saving
>and nope
#171069 to #171068 - dehumanizer (01/15/2015) [-]
so you revealed your true form
User avatar #171026 - Cobaltsushi (01/15/2015) [-]
Not love/dating advice, but how the hell do I change my profile picture on funnyjunk? I can't find where I change it
User avatar #171027 to #171026 - Cobaltsushi (01/15/2015) [-]
Nevermind I got it.
#171019 - anonymous (01/15/2015) [-]
Hey, so I could use some help. There's this lady I've been dating for a few years now, and I guess that in the last year or so she's been distant. (I guess is the best way to say) I mean at the start of the relationship things where good. Though the most we did was a bit of heavy petting, we've never really done anything sexually. Soon, that faded, now the most physical contact we have is a quick kiss every now and then. She tells me she never wants to have sex. I know I shouldn't have that attitude that I deserve it, but with next to no contact at all it's hard.. We're looking for an apartment now. She wants to get a 2 bedroom, even though it'll be stretching our budget. She doesn't even want to sleep in the same room. I've never felt so alone. But I don't know if I can break it off. She's been my best friend since elementary school, and I know I won't be able to afford rent with out her..
User avatar #171050 to #171019 - marinepenguin (01/15/2015) [-]
Either she's asexual, has the sexual libido of a rock, or she's been cheating on you because she has no interest in you sexually (but has interest in you financially, romantically, economically or whatever).

Either way, clearly you aren't happy, and it's likely that you're being taken advantage of. Drop her.
User avatar #171028 to #171019 - lordbrauner (01/15/2015) [-]
I had a similar situation with a girlfriend of mine. She was entirely asexual, hated sharing a bed, the whole nine yards. She wanted me to devote myself to her for my entire life, but wouldn't even be able to help me start a family. She and I wanted completely different things out of the realtionship.

So I explained all this to her. It sucked, for both of us, but I think she always appreciated my honesty. In the end, we split, but we remain good friends to this day. The relationship is similar, but without the titles and obligations. Be honest with her, and be honest with yourself. If you're afraid nothing good will come of the relationship, then chances are you're probably right. It will only hurt more the longer you drag it on.
User avatar #171020 to #171019 - sugoi (01/15/2015) [-]
Sounds like you need to hit the gym cause she's just not that into you by the sound of it.
#171015 - Mr Unsmiley (01/15/2015) [-]
Does anyone have a link to this caption maker?
User avatar #171023 to #171015 - saltybanana (01/15/2015) [-]

im too lazy to look it up
User avatar #171009 - bobvonbobby ONLINE (01/15/2015) [-]
Alright. So I just transferred to a new university. Not really sure how to make friends with people I don't know at all.
#171011 to #171009 - anonymous (01/15/2015) [-]
don't worry, facebook isn't needed after college. delete that cancer as soon as youve graduated.
User avatar #171010 to #171009 - sugoi (01/15/2015) [-]
You will have tutorials and workshops where you will be forced together with other people so be friendly and you will make friends.

Also make sure you have facebook and a mobile phone or you will lose your chance fooorreeevveerrr.
#171000 - anonymous (01/15/2015) [-]
So I just did my first sexting, fucking phenomenal, but I was worrying about getting UN bed in time for work tomorrow but no matter how long I rugged off for u couldn't seem to ejaculate, never had this problem before, ideas?
User avatar #170999 - horroranime (01/15/2015) [-]
I have a friend that lives near by that has become sort of a bothersome.

This friend has been a part of my college life from day one. Don't get me wrong, this guy is a great friend. He comes to my apartment every now and then, 2-3 times a week, to just hang out with my roommate and I. This guy is really into anime, and not the good kind. He has a very shitty taste. I loves Attack On Titan, Sword Art, and Fate Zero. The bad part is that he has an extremely addictive personality.


We'll sometimes be having dinner as a group and he says a quote from anime and expects us all to get it, which we don't. Which he then has to explain the quote for 15min. He's a big time buzzkill.

In our group of friends, Saturday is declared anime night. Although we declare it anime night. We never really watch any anime because we can't ever agree on what anime to watch. It just ends up in a passive aggressive argument.

Continued in reply...
User avatar #171001 to #170999 - horroranime (01/15/2015) [-]
I understand his taste and my taste differ in anime, but all I see in him is a stubborn dick about what anime I should watch.

He tries to push anime on to me and my roommate. It's always RomComs and action anime, I really don't have too much interest in. (look at my username+comedies) Although I act like I have some interest, in hopes that he'll show some interest in what I watch. Then he sees what I watch, and bluntly insults it. "You'll watch anything that has a girl covered in blood" "Yandere is the worst kind of anime love" "What you see as enjoyment, I see as a girl who just received her period after 2 years of waiting"

Where I need advice is:
1. How do I actually get him to open up to other anime besides whatever the fuck sees is popular on Crunchyroll (Did I mention he STREAMS)?
2. How do I tolerate his obsessive compulsive disorder, without wanting to kick his ass?
3. How do I get him to show at least a little interest in what I watch?
#171012 to #171001 - hirollin (01/15/2015) [-]
Kinda looking like he deserves better from here.
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User avatar #171017 to #170994 - marinepenguin (01/15/2015) [-]
At the same time? If yes, abandon immediately. If no, should probably abandon immediately.

abandon immediately
User avatar #171013 to #170994 - hirollin (01/15/2015) [-]
start a band then.
User avatar #171003 to #170994 - horroranime (01/15/2015) [-]
Could be just a rumor. Does she look like the type to do that?
If yes,
if not,
Keep talking until further indication to abandon
User avatar #171014 to #171003 - nigalthornberry (01/15/2015) [-]
What if I was 2/3 of the guys?
#170998 to #170994 - anonymous (01/15/2015) [-]
Wear a rubber
Wear a rubber
User avatar #171016 to #170998 - ferrettamer ONLINE (01/15/2015) [-]
damn that dinkey dong is pretty good
User avatar #170997 to #170994 - girrafalopegis (01/15/2015) [-]
Damn dude... she has a penis?

User avatar #171018 to #170997 - nigalthornberry (01/15/2015) [-]
But that asshole is still open
User avatar #170996 to #170994 - pixmantle (01/15/2015) [-]
#170984 - thesaminator (01/15/2015) [-]
hey guys, my gf of a couple months spent the night claiming "nothing happened". What do?
User avatar #170987 to #170984 - girrafalopegis (01/15/2015) [-]
That's a pretty vague question, but if you're talking about what we think you're talking about, I'd say ask around and see if nothing really didn't happen. Pressing the matter with her could only make things worse, and if she's actually "innocent", then the problem will turn onto you.
#170988 to #170987 - thesaminator (01/15/2015) [-]
Fair, but this isn't the first time it has happened
User avatar #170989 to #170988 - girrafalopegis (01/15/2015) [-]
Is there anyone you can ask about it, any bros or friends that could provide an alibi? I'm not sure of the finer details obviously, so my standpoint is still basically innocent until proven guilty, not vice versa (which is probably how you're feeling).
#170990 to #170989 - thesaminator (01/15/2015) [-]
just her word
User avatar #170992 to #170990 - girrafalopegis (01/15/2015) [-]
Sorry for the late response, finals tomorrow.

Generally, if it's just a girl's word against what I know, I probably wouldn't trust her.

If it's just her word, ask her if she has proof or an alibi. If it's flimsy, too simple, or not backed up by hard evidence, I wouldn't take it. If you think she's cheating, definitely don't stay any longer than you need to. Don't fall victim to her bs, just move on, fuck something better.
#170993 to #170992 - thesaminator (01/15/2015) [-]
thanks man, and good luck with finals tomorrow!
User avatar #170995 to #170993 - girrafalopegis (01/15/2015) [-]
Thanks for the good wishes, I'll need it. Probably not going to do much sleeping tonight because of the Ritalin I'm on, so if you want/need someone to chat up I'll be all ears.

Hopefully I helped!
User avatar #170986 to #170984 - girrafalopegis (01/15/2015) [-]
Kill her.
User avatar #170981 - cuntism (01/15/2015) [-]
admin how about a food board
User avatar #170985 to #170982 - cuntism (01/15/2015) [-]
Oh. Duh, thanks
User avatar #170954 - mattyjay (01/14/2015) [-]
Hi fj, need some advice thats a bit different to the norm.

I'm 17 in the UK, and am getting my first car soon. I am getting totally out of my pocket through doing lots of work.

Anyway, it seems 3 grand is the benchmark for insurance... However, I can get a black box and have insurance from a reputable supplier for 1500 pounds, which is much more affordable.

Can anyone give me any advice on whether it is worth it? I don't want to be tied down to anything. And I am afraid of fucking up my driving, making my premium go through the roof leaving me in debt somehow.

I can't find any info online...
User avatar #170958 to #170954 - cshp (01/14/2015) [-]
What is a black box?
User avatar #171072 to #170958 - mattyjay (01/15/2015) [-]
It monitors speed, braking, acceleration, cornering, yearly mileage and the time of day at which you drive...
User avatar #170957 to #170954 - thatguyontheright ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
Well, I dunno how insurance is priced in the UK, but in the US, insurance is based on the value of your car. Since you are still learning, I'd get a beater with a heater till you are more confident with your driving. If anything, the insurance will be cheaper as well. Something you don't mind dinging up.
User avatar #171071 to #170957 - mattyjay (01/15/2015) [-]
Mate you dont understand. Its not the value of the car here, its the age and the risk posed. I only want a one litre banger...
User avatar #170949 - howtosuckdicks (01/14/2015) [-]
Hey everyone. I've been dabbling with cocaine for about a year now, using it every month or so. So far things are going quite well for me, and my use hasn't caused any negative impact on my life. I don't really know what will happen down the road, so I'm wondering if i should quit while ahead. What do you guys think?
User avatar #171002 to #170949 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (01/15/2015) [-]
You should quit.
My sister started with coke.
Then moved onto everything else.
She OD'd twice on Heroin, and she didn't stop there.
She almost lost her teeth and kidneys.

I personally can never condone the use of drugs because of this.
It's a progressive suicide.
And mate, there's a huge difference between Fun and Joy.
Fun seems great in the moment, but dies quickly -- And it'll take you with it.
User avatar #170955 to #170949 - teoberry (01/14/2015) [-]
Yeah, I'd say quit. You're gonna miss it, but coke can fuck you up at anytime, especially since you're probably doing cut shit. Until it's regulated, I recommend you stay the fuck away from coke
User avatar #170963 to #170955 - ferrettamer ONLINE (01/15/2015) [-]
User avatar #170964 to #170963 - teoberry (01/15/2015) [-]
What? I'm saying he should quit. Cocaine's a fucked up drug, and I don't like seeing people get addicted
User avatar #170965 to #170964 - ferrettamer ONLINE (01/15/2015) [-]
User avatar #170966 to #170965 - teoberry (01/15/2015) [-]
dammit james
User avatar #170967 to #170966 - ferrettamer ONLINE (01/15/2015) [-]
Yeah, I'd say quit. You're gonna miss it, but weed can fuck you up at anytime, especially since you're probably doing cut shit. Until it's regulated, I recommend you stay the fuck away from weed
User avatar #170968 to #170967 - teoberry (01/15/2015) [-]
relax i havent even smoked in around a month
User avatar #170977 to #170968 - awesomerninjathing (01/15/2015) [-]
did u smoke pot with johnny hopkins :3
User avatar #170983 to #170977 - teoberry (01/15/2015) [-]
legit best movie
User avatar #170969 to #170968 - ferrettamer ONLINE (01/15/2015) [-]
proud of you <3
User avatar #170972 to #170969 - teoberry (01/15/2015) [-]
weeds not even that fun tbh.
User avatar #170973 to #170972 - ferrettamer ONLINE (01/15/2015) [-]
neither is soda :/
User avatar #170974 to #170973 - teoberry (01/15/2015) [-]
ice tea is bae
User avatar #170975 to #170974 - ferrettamer ONLINE (01/15/2015) [-]
aw yea, that's the shit. If I don't get water at a restaurant or other place, that's what I'm getting nigga
User avatar #170976 to #170975 - teoberry (01/15/2015) [-]
yeeeeeeeee nigga. gave up soda for ice tea and im glad i did. now soda just makes me feel like shit but i could legit drink a gallon and id be fine
User avatar #170950 to #170949 - focalanemo (01/14/2015) [-]
Even if it doesn't do anything now, it will definitely have effect on the long term. So quit while you can before you get any problems.

Even something like weed can be very harmful to a person on the long term, let alone cocaine.
User avatar #170953 to #170950 - howtosuckdicks (01/14/2015) [-]
Yeah, part of me was definitely thinking about that, along with the possibility of addiction based on possible traumatic/stressful events. Plus, with the whole "long term damage" thing, it might be better to use a substance that is regulated. I guess that way you'll know what you're getting yourself into, which is not the case with coke (usually cut with other shit 99.9% of the time).
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