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#162218 - anonexplains (11/10/2014) [-]
ano mianing sa ten
#162214 - darthbrofist (11/10/2014) [-]
Any tips for Anxiety? I just spent a bout 2 months planning my high school's Veteran's Day assembly, and if it goes bad, it'll be bad for me

This sucks
User avatar #162222 to #162214 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
you spent enough time on it. looks like you'll do good. just be confident.
#162213 - swiggityswooty (11/10/2014) [-]
ok this may just be the my medication talking, but i think i love my best friend. what do i do, do i tell her, usually when i have breakthroughs with myself like this i tell her and she tells me what i should do but i dont know how shed take this.
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#162232 to #162231 - swiggityswooty (11/10/2014) [-]
yes, but i dont wanna make things weird, she already knows more about me than im comfortable sharing with anyother person, i already asked her to move with me to colorado after highschool for college and she said yes, shes literally the most important thing in my life right now, but i dont want to make things weird because if i do and she says no, im not sure i could handle that
User avatar #162236 to #162232 - braveblue ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
Tell her you love her and declare you will make her yours. When you should do this is up to you but she won't be free forever.
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#162234 to #162233 - swiggityswooty (11/10/2014) [-]
honestly ive got no idea. its just that we talk whenever we can. literallly gone on for days on end stopping only to sleep
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#162237 to #162235 - swiggityswooty (11/10/2014) [-]
well yeah, i promised her that i would stop smoking and i did, because apparently i dont care about my future as much as she does
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#162239 to #162238 - swiggityswooty (11/10/2014) [-]
ok i think i get that
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#162241 to #162240 - swiggityswooty (11/10/2014) [-]
physical contact is nothing to me lol, i hug random chicks for fun, sometimes i even get away with a random kiss.
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#162242 to #162241 - swiggityswooty (11/10/2014) [-]
but with her, i dont know, i just hold her to a different standard
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#162245 to #162244 - swiggityswooty (11/10/2014) [-]
but what if she just thinks of herself as an "every other chick", like i do this to everychick, because people think im a thirsty motherfucking manwhore even though i dont do shit
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User avatar #162198 - yourherokatya (11/10/2014) [-]
I really want a ferret but whenever I mention it to anyone, I always get a response about how bad they smell. Can any ferret owners or experts in ferretology tell me if they're really as bad smelling as everyone says or if they're a lot of work to take care of?
User avatar #162247 to #162198 - jstumps (11/10/2014) [-]
They smell. It's not horrible, but still noticeable.
Not really a lot of work, but you do have to keep somewhat of an eye on them. They like to explore
#162194 - anonexplains (11/10/2014) [-]
I poop like twice a day, after I eat a meal about 6-8 hours later I'll poop it out, is that normal?
User avatar #162223 to #162194 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
that's normal.
User avatar #162185 - ninjatacos ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
Ok so I asked this chick out that I've had a crush on for like 2 years. When I asked she said she was asexual, which i find to be total bullshit cuz she dated one of my friends last year. She also acts all flirty around me. What can i do to get this girl.
User avatar #162326 to #162185 - thefunnyside (11/10/2014) [-]
Asexual means you can love someone, you just have no sex drive.
User avatar #162192 to #162185 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/10/2014) [-]
she pretended her sexuality made you unattractive to her. She's not interested and i'd suggest moving on.
User avatar #162189 to #162185 - ScottP (11/10/2014) [-]
Is she being flirty, or is she just being friendly and you mistake this for flirting?
User avatar #162190 to #162189 - ninjatacos ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
I mean it seems pretty flirty, I have a few gal friends that act like most friends would, she alway stands really close to me and touches my arm whenever she laughs or talks to me
User avatar #162191 to #162190 - ScottP (11/10/2014) [-]
Hmm...there might not be enough in that. Girls generally tend to be very physically close with friends.
User avatar #162188 to #162185 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
i don't know man sounds like she's making shit up to tell you no basically.

how do you know she acts all flirty around you? describe how she acts.
User avatar #162173 - chiopet (11/09/2014) [-]
every time i try to leave this site i come back like a month later. what do i do.
User avatar #162183 to #162173 - silverzepher (11/10/2014) [-]
accept your faggotry and become a face among the masses
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User avatar #162181 to #162175 - chiopet (11/10/2014) [-]
thanks cr1tikal
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User avatar #162160 - ihaspotato (11/09/2014) [-]
So i need to hold a speech for about 10 minutes about any subject tomorrow, and i cannot for the life of me figure out something to talk about, funnyjunk help me please.
#162248 to #162160 - jstumps (11/10/2014) [-]
title text: Did you know they can actually physically throw you out of SIGGRAPH?
User avatar #162161 to #162160 - sineztro (11/09/2014) [-]
talk about how sometimes a good intention can have horrible consquences such as feminiism, nationalism, and race-based scholarships yo
#162162 to #162161 - ihaspotato (11/09/2014) [-]
Holy fucking shit you're a genius! Thanks man!
Holy fucking shit you're a genius! Thanks man!
User avatar #162163 to #162162 - sineztro (11/09/2014) [-]
i mean i guess, tell me how it goes man
User avatar #162164 to #162163 - ihaspotato (11/09/2014) [-]
Will do!
#162159 - anonexplains (11/09/2014) [-]
All you guys whining about women not wanting you. Understand that they are not trophies to be won, but humans with their own thoughts, feelings and emotions. If they're not into you then accept that, if they're taken stop being a jackass and hoping her relationship will end just so you can have a *chance* to swoop in. In the latter case you're being selfish by not considering her own feelings and just caring about your own.
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User avatar #162199 to #162176 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/10/2014) [-]
try online dating? Sometimes it's easier to talk to people, you'll also be assured that they have the same intentions as you.
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#162170 to #162159 - anonexplains (11/09/2014) [-]
The second part, completely right and logical.
But, you disprove your first part by yourself. You are a human with emotions too, if every single girl you meet doesn't want to have anything to do with you, you have all right to feel bad and be pissed off.
#162193 to #162170 - anonexplains (11/10/2014) [-]
yea feel mad and pissed off all you want but don't keep asking "how do I get this girl". She's made it clear she's not interested so move on.
User avatar #162165 to #162159 - ScottP (11/09/2014) [-]
Very true.
#162156 - anonexplains (11/09/2014) [-]
Hi. I take the Road test in two days and I am so nervous I can hardly breathe. Really. I hear a lot of people fail it anymore. I'm a good driver but it would just be so mortifying to fail. Does anyone have any advice? And has anyone taken the drivers test at the Eatontown, NJ DMV recently? Thanks
User avatar #162166 to #162156 - ScottP (11/09/2014) [-]
I took my driving test at like 7 in the morning. I was barely awake.

When the test began, I forgot to release the handbrake. The lady looked at me and asked me if I was nervous. I told her a little bit. She said that I should take it lightly but also a little seriously, but most importantly that I "don't think her as a bitch for assessing my driving abilities". It made me laugh. Then she made me do the emergency stop test and it woke me up a little bit. Everything else was fine after that.
User avatar #162157 to #162156 - makotoitou (11/09/2014) [-]
zoom go cars
User avatar #162155 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (11/09/2014) [-]
sooooooooooo....there's this girl. i posted a few weeks ago on this board about her and how i can't get her.

i think i've accepted the fact that i won't be able to get her.

although, i have been helping her out in almost everything i can. she thanks me for it, a lot and says i'm a life saver and whatnot.

what else can i do other than just helping her out in school and shit?
User avatar #162196 to #162155 - durkadurka (11/10/2014) [-]
Yeah don't do that. Doing a bunch of favors is not going to get you the girl.

I hate to suggest this, but from what you've said in your posts it sounds like you're being used. "Used" may be a bit strong of a word for the situation but it sounds that you're at least being taken for granted.

You honestly sound way too emotionally attached, especially to a girl that isn't even yours. She's probably picked up on this and knows how to get things from you.

Don't let what she says to you dominate your actions. It's your life and you need to be in control of it. If she wants in then she'll let you know. Don't get all held up over one girl. It just doesn't make sense because there are plenty more out there.

Don't worry about being viewed as an asshole: She's the asshole for expecting you to always be helping her.

Bottom line: Constantly helping a girl with things is not going to get you where you want to be.

User avatar #162197 to #162196 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
any other way i can get her to like me?
User avatar #162200 to #162197 - durkadurka (11/10/2014) [-]
Sometimes there is no way. At the end of the day you can't make anyone do anything.
It's clique as hell but the best thing to do is to be yourself.

One thing from a relationship still sticks with me. It was high school and at lunch this girl usually tried to get someone else to throw her trash out. Now consider that lunch happened 5x a week for the school year, so this happened quite often. I cannot remember her ever asking me to do this, even before we started dating. She'd always ask any of the guys (or girls) sitting with us.

The point I'm making here is that I was not the guy constantly doing favors for her. I don't think I did much of anything for her (before we started dating at least).
The connection, at least in my mind is that women won't ask these things from the guys they view as dating material. I'm not quite sure why though, I haven't figured that part out.

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User avatar #162184 to #162178 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
i think i'm already her servant though.

like for example she's taking a course this year which i took last year and she has a same project to do as i did last year.

i promised her that i'll give my project to her so it'll help her. she said ok. the NEXT day exactly i saw her in the hallway and she gave me a look and said that is still haven't sent her my stuff and asked when i will. the way she said it really wasn't joyful. she said it as if i was her servant and i am supposed to work for her or something. i felt bad afterwards and i was really pissed off for the whole day. i went home and sent it to her the minute i got home. she sent me an email saying "ThankYou!!! <3<3<3<3" and that's it. i was happy afterwards because she sounded happy. but still felt bad the way she told me to give it to her...do you think i've actually become a doormat already?
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User avatar #162187 to #162186 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
i don't know man. do you know how many people i've had like that? i helped so many people in so many things. i even gave up time for my own studying and helped people get their crush and stuff. i don't know man...i really like her, i really do. i'm just scared that she might be using me. i really hope not.

if i stop doing work for her, i'm pretty sure she's going to think of me as an asshole or something because i actually did that once. i didn't help her in one thing and she called me an asshole. it really hurt and i didn't know what to say afterwards. then i helped her out in everything else.

yeah there were things i didn't help her out in and it's not like i saved her fucking life or something and now i expect her to be with me forever. but i'm just curious that what if i keep helping her and she actually recognizes the real me and realizes that i actually exist.

i don't know man. i really want her but i don't know what the fuck to do. should i make her my fucking queen and bow down to her or something? i just don't know.
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User avatar #162220 to #162207 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
thanks man i'll think about it.
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#162144 - mishono (11/09/2014) [-]
Help me internet, I need to justify my actions. Me and the GF have barely been able to see each other lately. Today she decided she would rather spend time with friends than celebrate our anniversary. I have the right to be completely pissed off, no?
#162201 to #162144 - mishono (11/10/2014) [-]
Thanks guys, reading all this really has helped me calm down a bit actually, and I'm in the process of taking your advice now.
#162208 to #162201 - mishono (11/10/2014) [-]
If anyone is interested in updates for this:

I'm trying to talk to her and shes just blowing me off. I am now just so confused and crushed, this is exceptionally odd, even for her. I think the worst is coming.
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User avatar #162168 to #162144 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (11/09/2014) [-]
i'd be pretty fucking pissed as well.

it also seems like she doesn't really care about you as much as you care about her.

she doesn't care if she sees you or not but you really wanted to see her. from what you're telling me, it doesn't look like she's showing any interest in you. maybe a separation is imminent and i'm just warning you right now please don't take it the wrong way. i'm just saying that's how i've seen most of the break ups happen. when the spouse or the partner start showing little care, that's the inception point of the relationship where the break up is inevitable.

yeah it can be avoided though. maybe you can make another plan with her again and tell her this time that this one is for the anniversary since you guys didn't do anything last time. an anniversary is a really important thing, she obviously didn't show much interest in it.

make another plan with her and if she avoids that this time, then i'm afraid she doesn't care at all anymore.
#162203 to #162168 - mishono (11/10/2014) [-]
Honestly it does feel like I care much more about her than Her, I. However shes a very...unusual...girl and never really likes to show her emotions. There a few times when she does show that she really cares about me, but sometimes It feels like I'm the only one really trying to make everything work. I understand and have prepared myself for a potential breakup (as much as one can right?). I really appreciate all of y'alls feedback.
User avatar #162167 to #162144 - ScottP (11/09/2014) [-]
You wouldn't be in the wrong to feel negative emotions. After all, you're only human.
User avatar #162149 to #162144 - focalanemo ONLINE (11/09/2014) [-]
If you had plans for the anniversary with her and she just leaves it is very rude of her, but if you didn't have any plans for that day and she would like to hang out with her friends I don't see the problem.
#162152 to #162149 - mishono (11/09/2014) [-]
We did have plans, but nothing extremely specific decided. Then this afternoon when she finally got back to me from this morning I got a "Oh, I have friends over" kinda thing
User avatar #162154 to #162152 - focalanemo ONLINE (11/09/2014) [-]
Yeah you should definitely make it clear that you didn't like her actions.
User avatar #162147 to #162144 - toonlinkisbestlink (11/09/2014) [-]
You definitely do, but make sure you let her know that pissed you off. Speak about it, resolve it if you can and move on happier for it.
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User avatar #162145 to #162144 - derpityhurr (11/09/2014) [-]
anniversary of what
#162148 to #162145 - mishono (11/09/2014) [-]
dating, 1 year
User avatar #162137 - toonlinkisbestlink (11/09/2014) [-]
Im 19 and slim. I recently started going to the gym and am starting with a personal trainer tomorrow to get in shape. I also started taking Piano lessons so that I could in a few years time make a living from teaching it whilst I tried to publish some fiction of mine on the side.

The reason for my post is that I feel so alone. So fucking alone. I took the last year or so of my life and devoted it to the girl I was with only for her to ditch me for university. I'm not here to ask how to get a girl, or how to cope with my losing the one I had, I'm here to ask for your personal advice on coping with crippling loneliness. I've never been able to speak about how I feel with anyone for the past few months and internalizing everything I'm feeling has driven me to the point of tears countless times and had me contemplate suicide only recently. I have no close family to speak to, only abusive parents and very young siblings. I've always lived with the idea that I will continue to improve myself and make myself the best version that I can be for the woman that I will one day meet and marry because she deserves no less. However, recently I feel as although I am taking these constructive steps to improve my life both physically and artistically, I am becoming ever lonelier with each passing day to the point where I look forward to going to bed only because I can cry silently there and release some of the pent up pain I'm feeling. Any advice you could give on how to cope with this loneliness would be very much appreciated. I am willing to do anything I think is constructive to help. I don't mean to sound pathetic, but it is how I feel and I honestly dont think I have much time left if I don't change or do something. Please help me. Thank you.

I would usually to a tl;dr but I can't express myself in any less words.
User avatar #162204 to #162137 - durkadurka (11/10/2014) [-]
I think you're going in the right direction. Just keep improving yourself, and do it for you. Become awesome and the right people will be drawn to your awesomeness.
User avatar #162172 to #162137 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (11/09/2014) [-]
I feel exactly the same way as you man. I have parents who really love me though, but I have no cousins or any relative outside my family and barely any friends in my school and I feel like complete shit.

Crying in bed silently is good, it lets your pain out. I do the same and it helps me a lot. Sometimes I have suicidal thoughts. Sometimes I go so far that I start thinking of killing someone. I really don't want to go in details because I don't want to scare you.

But here is my advice. I'm a loser who can't even lose at least 5 pounds but you already have a personal trainer. Which is really great, and you are getting in shape that means. Workout, and build yourself and do those Piano lessons man. Playing music always helps, trust me.

After you have built yourself up, and learned a new hobby which is playing Piano, you can live your life easily. You'll be more confident because of your body image. Remember, people always go for the body image so the better your looks are, the more the chances of you having some friends. Unlike me, who is an 18 year old that looks like 30 years older with glasses and barely any muscles and barely any friends.

But seriously though, it really does look like you have made the perfect plan. You even managed to get a fucking girl man which is pretty fucking great, good job. I still have to find mine.

People are lonely because they are not confident enough and can't socialize, but the minute you start looking better, you'll feel more confident. So good luck man ! You got this.
User avatar #162169 to #162137 - ScottP (11/09/2014) [-]
I don't think you sound pathetic at all. It's good that you're trying to better yourself. Most people, when they hit this point in their lives, give up and stop working on themselves. I feel lonely as well, moreso since most of my friends have gone away to different cities for college, and I'm away from home. It was very lonely. Add to that the stress of having to deal with paying for tuition and housing, studying for exams, and trying to find new friends, I actually ended up crying during my first month.

I don't know how to help fix your loneliness since I'm suffering from that as well, but I have found that it helps to just talk about your experiences with other people. Talk about things that happened in your past, things that are happening now. Look at things in life with a little bit of sarcastic wit and perhaps just a little bit of humorous cynicism.

This has been the most difficult year of my life so far. My girlfriend of over a year left me at the beginning of this year and it took me a long time to cope with the pain. Eventually things level out though.
#162133 - anonexplains (11/09/2014) [-]
Since there's no health board I'm gonna have to post this here.

I'm 17 and have had a penis for a while, and ever since I hit puberty I've had these weird small white lumps underneath the head of my dick (see pic).

Anyone experienced this before or have any idea what it is. They don't itch, they dont hurt, they're just weird as fuck. Any help is welcome.
User avatar #162140 to #162133 - toonlinkisbestlink (11/09/2014) [-]
what you have is very common, I infact have the same thing. what they are, are packets of hair follies. You can google search for bumps on your penis and you will find a medical definition for this, but I have done so in the past and let me tell you you are completely fine.
#162141 to #162140 - anonexplains (11/09/2014) [-]
I've looked at what those are and I have them near the base of my sgt johnson. These are different and only at the top. They're a lot closer together and smaller
#162143 to #162141 - anonexplains (11/09/2014) [-]
I would recommend you see a physician just to be sure you're all right. Odds are you're fine but when I was 17-18 I went and got a full body work up to make sure I was completely healthy.
#162153 to #162143 - anonexplains (11/09/2014) [-]
Sounds like a plan. tyty
User avatar #162134 to #162133 - derpityhurr (11/09/2014) [-]
can you wipe them off? if you can its just smegma
if not iunno
#162135 to #162134 - anonexplains (11/09/2014) [-]
no amount of soap does anything to them
User avatar #162136 to #162135 - derpityhurr (11/09/2014) [-]
they might just be pimples, keep your jewels cleaner for a while and theyll prolly go away
#162138 to #162136 - anonexplains (11/09/2014) [-]
I've kept me pener clean since I knew how to clean. These things have been there for a long time.
#162142 to #162139 - anonexplains (11/09/2014) [-]
but im not pregnant, stupid
User avatar #162128 - jackthepimper (11/09/2014) [-]
How do I shitpost on Twitter?
User avatar #162130 to #162128 - focalanemo ONLINE (11/09/2014) [-]
Become a feminist that bashes on videogames
User avatar #162127 - moltenmuffin ONLINE (11/09/2014) [-]
I think i have an issue.

I guess i am pretty indecisive, i always kind of have a hard time making decisions, and i seem to be the only person in the world that cant say if things are good or bad. Like a movie, game or a book. Almost everything is fine, or good. Even when people call it bad or horrible. All i see is an okay movie/game/book. Its like other people can notice faults in them that i never think about or see.
Same with music, every genre seems okay. Nothing more, nothing less.
Its like i cant have a clear opinion on almost anything.

I am afraid that this might cause me issues someday sometime soon.
I dont know. Im not sure if its an actual issue or not. Please ignore this post if it isnt an actual issue. I dont really know what to do.
User avatar #162171 to #162127 - ScottP (11/09/2014) [-]
Ah yes, the indecisiveness. Everyone I know has pegged me for being so indecisive in my life. I always said "maybe, sure, perhaps, I'll try" and the likes. It made me sound really unconfident. Recently I've been forcing myself to say "yes, no, and I will" rather than the ambiguous claims of before.
User avatar #162150 to #162127 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (11/09/2014) [-]
same shit happens to me. i enjoy every genre of music and all genres of movies and whatnot. everything i watch/read/listen to seems alright to me.

if you find a solution, let me know.
User avatar #162131 to #162127 - focalanemo ONLINE (11/09/2014) [-]
Do you have any hobbies?
User avatar #162259 to #162131 - moltenmuffin ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
I play games sometimes, and ive started reading a few books.
Sorry for the late reply.
User avatar #162261 to #162259 - focalanemo ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
Can you see the difference between good and bad games, or good and bad books?
User avatar #162263 to #162261 - moltenmuffin ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
I dont know.
Other people seem to find flaws i never even think about.
I just either like them or think that they are okay.
#162122 - gayfurryalliance (11/09/2014) [-]


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User avatar #162123 to #162122 - makotoitou (11/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #162113 - teoberry (11/09/2014) [-]
so i may have drunkenly dropped my ipod into a toilet and peed on it. this was like 12 hours to do. besides rice, what else can i do
User avatar #162115 to #162113 - adunsaveme (11/09/2014) [-]
I hope you took it apart as much as you could thoe

wait a day or two to make sure it's COMPLETELY dry
User avatar #162116 to #162115 - teoberry (11/09/2014) [-]
didnt take it apart. idk how
User avatar #162117 to #162116 - adunsaveme (11/09/2014) [-]
you didn't take the back off?
you didn't remove the battery and/or the sd card or sim card or whatever?

its fukt m8
User avatar #162119 to #162117 - teoberry (11/09/2014) [-]
its an old ass ipod, like gen 1 or 2. no way to take it apar
User avatar #162120 to #162119 - adunsaveme (11/09/2014) [-]
it's fucked :I
User avatar #162121 to #162120 - teoberry (11/09/2014) [-]
the screen still kinda works, the brightness is just fuck
#162109 - phildawhale (11/09/2014) [-]
funnyjunk 2 link pls
User avatar #162107 - xombiemike (11/09/2014) [-]
I used to be pretty impressed with Avast antivirus, but now days it offers anti grime for 20 bucks. When Avast first got popular they really had a top of the line all in one PC protection for FREE attitude. What is everyone using now days for the best free antivirus and anti maleware/adware?
User avatar #162132 to #162107 - iceteaiceteaicetea (11/09/2014) [-]
Bitdefender. Really simple, nothing too spectacular or fancy. That combined with Malwarebytes antimalware..

Best antivirus is common sense
User avatar #162108 to #162107 - focalanemo ONLINE (11/09/2014) [-]
I'm using Microsoft security essentials. You can download it from microsoft website or if you have windows 8 it is already on your PC
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