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#168410 - darthbrofist (12/26/2014) [-]
Merry Christmas FJ! Not really looking for advice, just kinda wanted to have a pity party. The same girl I liked for 6 years said she liked me back, and when I asked her out a couple days later, she rejected me. On my birthday. (the 15th). Anyway, Merry Christmas!
User avatar #168418 to #168410 - braveblue (12/26/2014) [-]
Well, it might be that she is stringing you along, due to my recent standings with this one girl that's what people have been telling me, whether it be funnyjunk or friends.
User avatar #168411 to #168410 - pokemonstheshiz (12/26/2014) [-]
"She liked you Wednesday, but now it's Friday and she has to wash her hair"

Don't get caught up on a girl bro. Do you, and hope the right person will come. If you go chasing down the right person, you'll often scare them off.
#168412 to #168411 - darthbrofist (12/26/2014) [-]
Thanks I love you
User avatar #168406 - hwangw (12/26/2014) [-]
What's the best place to go and get an optical cable? Can I find a place with prices comparable to what I'd find online?
User avatar #168423 to #168401 - advicedude (12/26/2014) [-]
I felt like buying it, just wanted to pay contribution to a good cause and Seth Rogan.
User avatar #168721 to #168423 - saltybanana (12/29/2014) [-]
i honestly didn't know they realized it on youtube i found out the other day.

so re watched it. i dont wanna be a dick man, karma is a bitch
User avatar #168391 - vortix (12/26/2014) [-]
help!
i was in an art class 3 weeks ago. a nice small class. eveyboy is friendly and talkative expect me. i hardly said anything the whole class.
In the last day of class, after eveybody said their goodbyes and there are like only 4 people left in the room, a girl came to me and asked "do you play games" i said yes than she asked for my name in a few specific online games ,she than asked me if she can take a photo of me, for a friend.

i have no idea of all of this is normal but i seemed a little bit weird to me. anyway , the part that got me to post all of this is that she went through the trouble to ask me for all of this and its been 3 weeks now and she didn't contact me. What does it all mean FJ?
User avatar #168405 to #168391 - tomowrath (12/26/2014) [-]
>Ask her
User avatar #168407 to #168405 - vortix (12/26/2014) [-]
i have no way to do that. it was last day of class i have no idea where i could see her and i don't have her number.
#168393 to #168391 - confusedasian (12/26/2014) [-]
Sounds like she's ordering a hitman on you. Be careful of any balk headed men with nice looking suits.
#168415 to #168393 - vortix (12/26/2014) [-]
No way!
No way!
User avatar #168392 to #168391 - phoenixforger (12/26/2014) [-]
Are there any reasons you can think of that she would expect you to play games? Like:
Do you wear tee shirts with gaming logos and such on them? or anything like that.

That would explain her asking you. As for the why, maybe she has a friend who she knows likes these games, and wanted to play matchmaker. Or consequently, she might play these games herself and wanted a friend. She might be somewhat shy about implementing her plan, either way, and that would explain the lack of communication.
User avatar #168399 to #168392 - vortix (12/26/2014) [-]
but there is also the question :why at the end of the semester? i mean if you are going to ask if someone plays video games, wouldn't it make more sense to ask in the early weeks of the semester instead of the last day of class?
#168408 to #168399 - fefe (12/26/2014) [-]
less chance for rejection

more time to find a good way to do something or ponder different scenarios

in most cases its to throw the ball in the other persons court but this doesnt seem to apply here. (ex. ask someone on a date when they get back from break so they have to bring it up first if they want to or they won't as a signal they don't want to do it)

if you want to be sure you can find out who she is. little creepy though, but if you're worried the information is out there for you to access.

but honestly this is probably how the scenario went, now bear with me here.
"I want someone who is nice, quiet, moderately attractive and plays games." "Well there is a guy in my artclass who plays games." "Oh yeah what kind of games?" "I dunno." "Well can you ask him?" "...Sure I guess." "Get a pic too will you?" "ok.."
User avatar #168400 to #168399 - phoenixforger (12/26/2014) [-]
1. Maybe she's more shy when it comes to the internet, and doesn't have a lot of online buddies to play games with. She might have thought that you would be a possible candidate, but afterwards reconsidered because she barely knows you.

2. She might have asked at the end of the semester because she was thinking of things to do over break, and wanted someone to play video games, but didn't go through with it.
#168396 to #168392 - vortix (12/26/2014) [-]
i wear this lol shirt regularly so she probably knows i play leauge but for the quest : maybe she just shy? i think not. she is the most social person i met so far.
User avatar #168397 to #168396 - vortix (12/26/2014) [-]
for the Question*
User avatar #168389 - AnFour (12/26/2014) [-]
permanently cure acne thread?

forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=145207441&page=1
(I found this link online trying to find a cure for my acne. I've had extremely bad acne. I even go to the dermatologist and still nothing. I dont feel like trying acctutane. I read that prescription can give you colon cancer in your adult life. Dont feel like trading acne for cancer or other bad health problems.) Talks about parasite/liver cleansing is this safe?

Any one heard of something like this working for acne? Any suggestions, FJ?
User avatar #168473 to #168389 - dasistwunderbar (12/27/2014) [-]
Acne is horrible, but any cure that will properly and permanently get rid of it is even worse. Bear with it until your hormones settle down, and lemon juice helps clear it up a little.
User avatar #168424 to #168389 - advicedude (12/26/2014) [-]
Who really cares, just use a scrub day and night, sleep on clean towels, drink and eat well, and that's really it.
#168409 to #168389 - fefe (12/26/2014) [-]
Get a second opinion.
#168381 - fefe (12/26/2014) [-]
Hey FunnyJunk. I need help.
Me and my girlfriend are wanting to start a BDSM Dom/Sub relationship. Anyone have any GOOD examples of contracts we can use?
Pic related, the collar my sub will be wearing.!!!!
#168383 to #168381 - confusedasian (12/26/2014) [-]
Get into the holiday spirit and wrap her in gift wrap. When she starts talking put a ribbon over her mouth to shut her up. Take jumbo candy canes and plug all of her holes up. Make sure it's extra minty for her vagina so that she knows what it feels like to chew 5 gum.
Get into the holiday spirit and wrap her in gift wrap. When she starts talking put a ribbon over her mouth to shut her up. Take jumbo candy canes and plug all of her holes up. Make sure it's extra minty for her vagina so that she knows what it feels like to chew 5 gum.
#168375 - godsmokesweed (12/25/2014) [-]
Need a good torrent website or something that can get me a cracked version of auto tune EFX 3 by antarestech.
Need It asap -- all other boards arent active enough for me to want to ask.

Help if you can.

Note:
I know of Demonoid -- I have no idea how to use it and every time I have i've gotten a virus.
#168368 - fefe (12/25/2014) [-]
Finally after puberty, my crush of 4 years that put me into the deep abyss of a friendzone finally slept over at my house and I finally lost the V-card to my idea of the perfect girl.
She also said she could see herself in a relationship with me even though shes turned down numerous guys and said she doesnt like serious relationships.

Im supposed to be happy right? Well, god wants me to slit my wrists so heres the downsides

>I moved to another state
>my best friend is desperately in love with her.
>also I never finished during sex because she got tired after 30-40 minutes of fucking

The main advice I need is how the fuck do I jizz in like a good 15-20 minutes?
User avatar #168446 to #168368 - gmanofwonder (12/26/2014) [-]
I found it's all about the build up.


I don't wanna go into describing it due to it basically ending up NSFW, but long story short.. build up to it. Dont' just go full throttle.
User avatar #168426 to #168368 - advicedude (12/26/2014) [-]
I've been in a long distance relationship and it's been the best year and three months of my life. As long as you two really make the effort to communicate and you really love her, you'll have a great time. The "no really worth/gain" is just bs. You can always wank on your own, if you want to be serious about a relationship, try just enjoying their company. It's awesome.
P.S. we actually do stuff on skype so that helps. <3
#168378 to #168368 - newzalaman (12/25/2014) [-]
first problem: don't try a long distance relationship. i'm not gonna say they never work. but they're too much trouble for usually so little gain.

second problem: see first problem. also even if you didn't move, she would still like you. your friends just gotta deal with it. trust me, if he really is your best friend, he would get over it.

third problem: it's nothing to worry about. my first time was like an hour. it was your first time, and you didn't know how to do it like at all. also you were probably nervous as fuck. it fixes itself when you get more experience, and even if it doesn't with the experience you have you can drive women crazy ;)
#168380 to #168378 - fefe (12/26/2014) [-]
haha I guess you may be right.
User avatar #168369 to #168368 - focalanemo (12/25/2014) [-]
first problem: Maybe try out a long distance relationship

2nd problem: it is non existent anymore because you already fucked her, and she likes you, not your best friend.

3rd problem: dunno check webs
#168374 to #168369 - fefe (12/25/2014) [-]
That wont work, im sure.

Yeah but i feel like a douche a bit

It told me to stop taking my anti-depressants and to masturbate with my other hand.
(idk, ill see if that helps)
#168377 to #168374 - fefe (12/25/2014) [-]
Even though I would definately be down for a long distance relationship :/
#168367 - fefe (12/25/2014) [-]
another cancerous girl advice. sorry. so i told this girl i like we should do something tomorrow after class. she said sure, but also said she's gonna ask our other classmates and we can do something all together. i imagine that's not a good sign?
User avatar #168427 to #168367 - advicedude (12/26/2014) [-]
Just hang out with her. but single her out most of the time to let her know she's on your mind.
User avatar #168419 to #168367 - laky (12/26/2014) [-]
ehhh it can go both ways, but it could be a a sign that she isn't into you. Look for other signs or indicators which you can use to see whether she is or isn't into you
#168376 to #168367 - minutes (12/25/2014) [-]
Sometimes girls do this when they are shy. Like a month ago I made plans with a girl to go on a christmas market, wasn't sure if she thinks of it as a date, she brought like 4 friends so i thought damn i am stupid, but they all left after 2 hours and than it was a date.
User avatar #168370 to #168367 - focalanemo (12/25/2014) [-]
Depends on the way you asked her.
I think she didn't realize you were asking her on something like a date, but to do something fun with friends. That she accepted to do something is a step in the right direction I guess
#168372 to #168370 - fefe (12/25/2014) [-]
we'll see. i told her i meant her and me when i said "we" but it's ok if other people tag along too. let's see where that takes me.
User avatar #168366 - karlKroenen (12/25/2014) [-]
So my neighbor wont trim his trees and like 50 lbs of palm branches were digging into the side of my house so my dad cut them and threw them over the fence, then today my neighbor throws every single one of his branches back over. Is this illegal, can we legally force him to take them?
User avatar #168394 to #168366 - phoenixforger (12/26/2014) [-]
You can have your Dad confront him face to face about it. If that doesn't work, then just throw the branches out, burn them, or bury them. If the guy won't do it himself, then take care of it yourself and don't make a huge deal out of it. Dragging the law into a matter of tree trimmings is excessive.
User avatar #168395 to #168394 - karlKroenen (12/26/2014) [-]
They have been in a pissing match for like 6 years now. They hate each others guts and neighbor is a narcissistic who enjoys pissing off my dad, pretty much a troll. My mom paid others neighbors to pick it up but its still bs that we had to take care of his tree that he wont trim.
User avatar #168398 to #168395 - phoenixforger (12/26/2014) [-]
Fair enough. Unless there is actual property damage, you probably won't get anywhere with the law. Consider telling him that if his tree branches touch your house again, that you'll cut the limbs and put tar (or some such substance, I'm not an expert on halting tree growth) on them so they'll never grow again. I'm fairly sure that you can do whatever you like with parts of the tree on your property.
User avatar #168363 - confusedasian (12/25/2014) [-]
Where can I watch deadliest warriors online? I don't celebrate holidays. Like any of them. So I'm just going to watch this show because I don't have anything else to do.
User avatar #168447 to #168363 - gmanofwonder (12/26/2014) [-]
I thought it was right on the spike channel.
User avatar #168457 to #168447 - confusedasian (12/26/2014) [-]
They only show highlights. They say it's on mobile app, but I doubt it's all of the episodes and I really would rather just watch on my computer instead of my ipod.
User avatar #168387 to #168363 - georgesmoustache (12/26/2014) [-]
That show is fucking awesome, I have no idea where to watch it online but it's fucking good
User avatar #168390 to #168387 - confusedasian (12/26/2014) [-]
I think it's great entertainment. But any actual facts or statistics I take them with a grain of salt. Like George Washington vs. Napoleon. C'mon. Washington was a great general, but Napoleon is an actual established general that is generally viewed as one of the greatest.
User avatar #168371 to #168363 - focalanemo (12/25/2014) [-]
ask tv board
User avatar #168379 to #168371 - confusedasian (12/25/2014) [-]
I didn't post this over there either? I thought I did.
User avatar #168382 to #168379 - focalanemo (12/26/2014) [-]
I don't know, I don't visit that board but I thought they could help you there.
User avatar #168384 to #168382 - confusedasian (12/26/2014) [-]
No, it's alright. I actually forgot to.
User avatar #168352 - xxazeritsxx (12/25/2014) [-]
Hey FJ, i just got a new computer and it's a bit too slow. I need to know how to speed it up a little.
User avatar #168354 to #168352 - advicedude (12/25/2014) [-]
try adding more ram.
#168353 to #168352 - fefe (12/25/2014) [-]
what are your specs? also if its brand new and its slow, you cant really download anything to make it faster. You need to upgrade some hardware
#168345 - fefe (12/25/2014) [-]
alright, so I went on a date with this girl. Things weren't bad and she really likes me. She kind of came across as clingy and she's a bit bigger. I'm not sure if I want to keep going out with her or not. Any advice?
User avatar #168355 to #168345 - advicedude (12/25/2014) [-]
Clingy is only bad if you don't like the person.
#168365 to #168355 - fefe (12/25/2014) [-]
debateable. i see where you are coming from, but if you gotta work or school and have a girl constantly trying to do shit everyday it just adds to the stress and piles on.
#168346 to #168345 - fefe (12/25/2014) [-]
clingy how?
#168347 to #168346 - fefe (12/25/2014) [-]
We went on our first date on Tuesday. She wants to hang out on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.
#168348 to #168347 - fefe (12/25/2014) [-]
Just tell her that seems a bit too soon and too much time for being around each other after the first date. And for her being bigger than you, that's something that she needs to work on and something you shouldn't worry about. If she doesn't want to take care of herself, I can understand that you don't want to be with her. If you don't think its going to be good with this girl then drop her ass. Just tell her you don't think its going to work out.
#168350 to #168348 - fefe (12/25/2014) [-]
Thanks man, that helps a lot! Merry Christmas!
User avatar #168343 - anusdestoyer (12/25/2014) [-]
Yesterday i got $50 from my mom as a Christmas present I had said before that i didnt want anything but she still got me that , my mom didn't get anything though, even from my lazy ass step-dad. Any advice on what i can buy my mom as a christmas present with those $50??
inb4 dildo
Please help, FJ
#168349 to #168343 - fefe (12/25/2014) [-]
get something you mom would want. do you not know your own mother that well?
User avatar #168344 to #168343 - derpityhurr (12/25/2014) [-]
a card
flowers
chocolates
User avatar #168402 to #168344 - anusdestoyer (12/26/2014) [-]
going with this
#168335 - brolaire (12/25/2014) [-]
if anyone is here i need some help with DS's, I got 3DS XL for christmas that came with super mario bros 2 on it, how do i transfer data from my old 3DS to the XL without deleting super mario?
User avatar #168359 to #168335 - rereviven (12/25/2014) [-]
an SD card may work?

If you check in the slot, there may already be an SD card hidden in it when ya buy it
User avatar #168385 to #168359 - sineztro (12/26/2014) [-]
YOU CAN TRANSFER THE game from the sd card straight onto a computer if you move but have you tried system transfer?


#168334 - fefe (12/25/2014) [-]
Best antivirus?
User avatar #168361 to #168334 - focalanemo (12/25/2014) [-]
Microsoft security essentials is pretty good and free
User avatar #168317 - comandante ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
Guys, can i get some advice with sex? my gf says i go too fast, so i don't know. I play with her nipples, kiss, for about 15 minutes, and i guess i went to fast to her pussy. any other foreplay ideas?
#168362 to #168317 - newzalaman (12/25/2014) [-]
you don't have to keep the foreplay too long, just long enough to get her in the mood. nipples and pussy are erogenous zones we all know that. but only focusing on them may and will look amateur. she may like it the first couple of times but she will get bored eventually. what you gotta do is take your time and explore. try different things on different areas no i don't necessarily mean buttstuff . bite her neck, breathe in her ear, kiss her palms, i don't know man, use your imagination. the internet may make you believe all girls have 8 or 10 basic hot spots, but that's not true. they are all different. her reactions will direct you. only after she's dripping wet, give her the d. now go and fuck away you little piece of shit
User avatar #168356 to #168317 - advicedude (12/25/2014) [-]
Girls can find being intimate more pleasurable than the brute vulgarity that is the male masturbation process. We just grip and tug but they stroke and caress.
#168342 to #168317 - logickid (12/25/2014) [-]
fondle and handle
User avatar #168324 to #168317 - silverzepher (12/25/2014) [-]
as in arriving our as in you try and jam a sausage in a key home with no butter?
User avatar #168318 to #168317 - awesomerninjathing (12/25/2014) [-]
just ask her what she likes/wants
User avatar #168314 - bumhurtkun (12/25/2014) [-]
I live in a duplex and me and my neighbors both share a basement where our washing machines are.

Well I just saw one of my neighbor's kids cutting up my clothes. He didn't see me and If I tell my neighbors what the little shit did they're going to want proof. Should I invest in a camera or something so next time it happens I'll be prepared or should I just tell them what happens and hope for the best?
User avatar #168325 to #168314 - silverzepher (12/25/2014) [-]
So you have a lease? dose it have anything about communal areas and privacy there in? do you have other valuables down there that you could say you are trying to "keep safe from any outside threats"? always have a cover story.
#168315 to #168314 - fefe (12/25/2014) [-]
Yes



#168308 - fefe (12/25/2014) [-]
Does anybody know that one Youtube video that has a couple, one an angry man and a calm and loving lady and the video goes on by portraying their life until the wife falls ill and the man goes bat shit crazy and starts drinking until the final scene enters and they're standing their as a pendulum swings, he gets mad and holds onto the pendulum as he cries so his wife doesn't die until his wife beckons for him to let her go and he complies and it ends with them standing there and make viewers feel a feely feel?
User avatar #168336 to #168308 - franklyimaperson (12/25/2014) [-]
Muse: Exogenesis Symphony Part III - HD -  Redemption  (video oficial) Here you go, merry christmas
User avatar #168326 to #168308 - silverzepher (12/25/2014) [-]
i want to say that was a gif nor a YouTube video and i don't have it, but i remember it.
User avatar #168305 - rereviven (12/25/2014) [-]
My internet keeps dying like every 15 minutes and i have to constantly reset my router and modem for it to work. Do i need new things or can i try something else?
User avatar #168357 to #168305 - advicedude (12/25/2014) [-]
replace wires first, then modem.
User avatar #168364 to #168357 - rereviven (12/25/2014) [-]
Whelp that mighta done it
User avatar #168360 to #168357 - rereviven (12/25/2014) [-]
Holy shit i never thought of that
User avatar #168340 to #168305 - megasharkman (12/25/2014) [-]
The coax cable or splitter could be bad. Possibly the modem. You'll have to troubleshoot.
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