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#152352 - anonymous (08/31/2014) [-]
Guys, I need to watch some movies for homework. Any good places were I can safely watch movies online? Ya know, without downloading them.
#152354 to #152353 - anonymous (08/31/2014) [-]
Thanks, man. Do I need to turn off adblock or be on guard of shady-ass links and such?
User avatar #152356 to #152354 - alexanderburns (08/31/2014) [-]
No, and not really "on guard" but shit link-ads are there without adblock
#152357 to #152356 - anonymous (08/31/2014) [-]
Okay, thanks again.
#152355 to #152354 - anonymous (08/31/2014) [-]
Btw I have it off for this site, so don't kill me admin.
User avatar #152343 - warwolfrider (08/31/2014) [-]
Hey guys I could use some help getting my dad a job
So heres the info
>In Texas
>60 year old
>vet
Problems
>Cant be around more then a few people at a time
>when people back ground check him they don't do it right.
there are a lot of people with his name and birth date and when they look for him they don't look hard see the first few people assume one is him and then throw out is.
We got a copy of its was like 120 pages all will people with his name and birthday some even in the same town
>Only people who did the background checks right where for goverment jobs now hes too old for those
Any advice?
User avatar #152451 to #152343 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
Ok, wow.

Ummm, maybe start with a positive, like what his experience is or what his skills are. If an employer is doing a background check they would need to have his social security number, that ensures they are checking the background of the correct person.
User avatar #152363 to #152343 - aherorising (08/31/2014) [-]
hmmm, you could try a convenient trick, and see if you can give him a unique middle name? If you did that, you could make a LinkedIn account which would be way easier to find. Make sure to provide the correct keywords in the resume so that his linkedin profile is easily found with these background checks, and make sure you have a decent stock photo on the linkedin account (and perhaps Resume too, if it's acceptable in Texas.)

Also, it might be worth the effort to contact his previous employers, and ask if they can provide letters of recommendations or something, or if some old colleagues can write some on his linkedin.
User avatar #152365 to #152363 - warwolfrider (08/31/2014) [-]
Thanks man
#152338 - saturated (08/31/2014) [-]
why are relationships so hard
why are relationships so hard
User avatar #152452 to #152338 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
Because it's human nature to care about yourself more than others.
User avatar #152383 to #152338 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
You shouldn't be facing those hurdles in the relationship alone; One leg can't go over the hurdle and expect the rest of the body to follow suit.
Relationships are a team effort, and if one of the two isn't willing to cooperate then it's time to break down some barriers and openly talk. If that doesn't work, then clearly it's probably not meant to be.
#152349 to #152338 - anonymous (08/31/2014) [-]
Because love hurts, and if it doesn't then you're not really loving.

Unless you're in an abusive relationship, then get the fuck out of there
User avatar #152337 - xedeid (08/31/2014) [-]
What do you guys think the best ambient music is to make love to?
#152468 to #152337 - ussenterprise (09/01/2014) [-]
Blue Swede's Hooked on a Feeling.
User avatar #152438 to #152337 - mahnamesjakers (09/01/2014) [-]
This doesn't really count as ambient music but the album Grace by Jeff Buckley is beautiful and great to make love to.
#152350 to #152337 - anonymous (08/31/2014) [-]
Try some Deadmau5 songs, I always thought they were nice to make love to back in the day.
#152341 to #152337 - anonymous (08/31/2014) [-]
Darude - Sandstorm
User avatar #152340 to #152337 - delphine (08/31/2014) [-]
Gravity of Love - Enigma

#152335 - swiggityswooty (08/31/2014) [-]
do i lead a girl on in hopes of getting laid, or do i straight up tell her i dont wanna date her
User avatar #152368 to #152335 - thirdjess (08/31/2014) [-]
So 'it's whatever' girl does like you, huh?
#152394 to #152368 - swiggityswooty (08/31/2014) [-]
yep, and new problem, she will not stop texting me, literally every waking hour she wants to talk.
User avatar #152498 to #152394 - thirdjess (09/01/2014) [-]
Hahaha yeeeaaa I'm the exact same. Girls like us, if you're aiming for bum and run you're going to instigate hellfury anger to be reckoned with, do not recommend.
User avatar #152364 to #152335 - aherorising (08/31/2014) [-]
don't be an asshole. Why don't you just give it a try? Tell her you're not sure, but are open for anything, and see if a first date goes well. Who knows, you might be surprised.
#152398 to #152364 - swiggityswooty (08/31/2014) [-]
too late, i went full asshole, bitch was getting too clingy
User avatar #152342 to #152335 - delphine (08/31/2014) [-]
It depends.
If she ends up falling for you and then finds out you have no intention of sticking around, it might make her go a little crazy.
I'd be honest. That way she knows what she's getting into.
#152334 - brackgrapple (08/31/2014) [-]
Pretty sure its a "citizen eco drive wr100" is it worth anything? like could I get a decent amount at a pawnshop
#152329 - anonymous (08/31/2014) [-]
what does it mean?
Claiming financial independence from your parents this year?
User avatar #152330 to #152329 - thirdjess (08/31/2014) [-]
"Are you moving out?"
#152557 to #152330 - anonymous (09/01/2014) [-]
no
so do i put yes?
User avatar #152586 to #152557 - thirdjess (09/02/2014) [-]
If you are not claiming financial independence - not moving out - then you put no
User avatar #152328 - ranzoray (08/31/2014) [-]
Fearing for my future due to growing number of nazi sympathizers. What do?
#152400 to #152328 - dehumanizer ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
>Nazi sympathy
>a bad thing


AHAHAH SHCHLOMO GO BACK TO THE SYNAGOGE.
User avatar #152411 to #152400 - ranzoray (08/31/2014) [-]
You disagree with a feminist and you're a cis-scum nazi racist misogynist pig; disagree with a neo nazi and you're a JIDF jew-loving commie jew race-traitor. Alright.
#152412 to #152411 - dehumanizer ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
>cis
>nazi
>misogynist
>pig

>implying any of these are a bad thing
User avatar #152414 to #152412 - ranzoray (08/31/2014) [-]
You didn't just miss the point, you went out of your way to dodge.
#152418 to #152414 - dehumanizer ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
call the holocaust police
#152344 to #152328 - youregaylol (08/31/2014) [-]
>implying nationalism is a bad thing

You'd only have to be fearful if you're a criminal or an illegal immigrant.
User avatar #152389 to #152344 - ranzoray (08/31/2014) [-]
I can give you dozens of reasons for my fear that have nothing to do with any of that.
#152390 to #152389 - youregaylol (08/31/2014) [-]
Do it then.
User avatar #152392 to #152390 - ranzoray (08/31/2014) [-]
There's a lo to be afraid of in a society such as that. I don't want to live in a world run by slavering extremists. I don't want to be afraid. I don't my kids to have an obligation to hate and kill. Society ain't perfect as it is, and it won't become perfect if people start flying swastikas, not by a damn sight.
#152393 to #152392 - youregaylol (08/31/2014) [-]
1. Eugenics is not a requirement for national socialism
2. National socialism favors a collective national strenght, not an individual superiority complex.
3. A national socialist system would allow your mother the opportunity to stay at home and take care of her children because motherhood is the cornerstone of family. She would be provided for by the government.
4. National socialism does not imply racial supremacy, just the separation of the races and an acknowledgement that all the races have a right to their own culture and nation.
5. The media would be purged of any degenerate propaganda that attacks the family, it's not that much of a sacrifice when you consider the social health of your country.
6. There is nothing in national socialism that prevents a woman from achieving certain goals, in fact we allow them the choice between spending time with their children or working in certain positions if they are qualified. Nat soc is not anti woman.
7. Racial harmony can only exist with a clear respect and separation between the races. Japan belongs to the japanese, africa belongs to the blacks, europe for the whites. If you want to consort outside of your race then go to another country and see if they'll have you, don't burden your fellow natives. They have a right to their own land.
8. He will be taken care of.
9. People live in fear everyday. Nationalism is defense. Nationalism is security. People don't become a national socialist because they have nothing to worry about.

Really are your complaints are based on misconceptions. Utopia is not of this world, but we have a right to our own nation and we will take care of our people, that is what national socialism is to me.
User avatar #152396 to #152393 - ranzoray (08/31/2014) [-]
You make sound perfect, but it wouldn't be. Human beings can't be given something and leave it at that. Human nature's going to breed the egoism, the hatred, the mistrust, and the arrogance. It's like communism, it all looks lovely on paper, but try and apply it and it falls to bits. This is the modern age, other countries are a hop, skip, and a jump away from each other. People can go wherever they want, and send communications around the world. Nationalism worked when people couldn't do that, but in this day and age people are becoming more interconnected. Nazism puts restrictions on these connection and on life. Makes things that are human 'degenerate.' That's a word I hear so often now--'degenerate.' Who defines what's degenerate? I want to live and love without all that. I want to be human. I want to listen to punk rock and the Red Army Choir. I want to see the world without a filter, but Nazism won't allow that. And it's all for the 'greater good.' But it won't work like that. It'll become tainted. It always has and always will. The world is full of problems, and people want to find answers. Some look at Nazism and see the answer, and that's fine, but I don't see it. I see despair. But in the end it doesn't matter. You believe what you believe just as I do. I see the benefits of Nazism as a veneer, a veneer that hides a potential for war and despair and hatred that the world should do without, and I'll see that for the rest of my days.
User avatar #152391 to #152390 - ranzoray (08/31/2014) [-]
Alrighty, let's start with the obvious.

My father's a type 1 diabetic, and that's a genetic disease; if he and I are not going to be sterilized we're at least going to be looked down upon. He also has a number of other health problems that make it difficult for him to function at a full capacity.

My brother isn't mentally challenged, but he doesn't keep track of things as well. He has a shorter attention span and memory that make his academic pursuits difficult at times. I could imagine the arrogant disregard he might receive from those who do not have these shortcomings, even more so in a society where superiority is preached like religion.

My mother was forced to go to work to support my brother and I after a falling out with my father's job. As a working woman, I don't believe she would have done as well as she has if society expected woman to remain largely out of business and instead take on domestic lifestyles.

I have Jewish friends and black friends, and a friend with aspergers. Don't need to explain anything there.

The music I listen to would probably be categorized as degenerate trash by the cultural authority in a nazi state. I don't think they'd appreciate the anti-totalitarian sentiment of The Clash, or the origins of the Red Army choir. One night I might play my music a bit too loud and the next morning the culture police comes to confiscate my CDs.

What if I have a daughter? "Oh I'm sorry honey, but you can't be a doctor. Ya see, the Party says you gotta have ten babies for the good of the state, and besides, a doctor's a man's job."

What if I fall in love with a non-white person? You better believe my kid's gonna be called a mutt by some egotistical little blondie Hitlerjugend at school.

What If my kid has mental disorders? What place will he have in a national socialist society?

I don't want to live in fear. I don't want jackbooters banging down my door because I expressed sentiment contrary to the status quo in public


#152333 to #152328 - anonymous (08/31/2014) [-]
become rich so you dont have to fight in any wars
#152325 - anonymous (08/31/2014) [-]
Weird question
But does anybody have a dog who's scared of rodents?
I have a huge american pitbull terrier and he's terrified of rodents for no reason
I wanna get a pet rat, and i don't want him to be scared of it
Also my biggest fear is him snapping at it and killing it because he's scared
He's been fine with other small fluffy animals, just anything smaller than a guinea pig is terrifying to him
User avatar #152326 to #152325 - ipostcp (08/31/2014) [-]
You keep a rat in a cage. Your dog won't get the rat if it is in thee.
#152332 to #152326 - anonymous (08/31/2014) [-]
But rats are friendly, social creatures. I want it as a companion, i'm not gonna keep it locked in a cage. That's mean.
#152322 - anonymous (08/31/2014) [-]
My gf and I have been fighting since we started going out.

Maybe we have 3 good days, then a big argument, and so on. We know this shit is hurting us and it may surely be because we are not made to be together, yet neither of us want to break up.

In fact, in those arguments we end up demanding the other one to break up. Just because none of us will do it. I don't know what stops me from dumping her its not the sex I've already considered that or what's in her head to keep this alive. It's not that I hate her, in fact we get along pretty well when we are not arguing. But everytime we do it we hurt the other one pretty badly.

So... What do? What do you think?
User avatar #152323 to #152322 - alecbaldwinning (08/31/2014) [-]
Take a 48 hour communication break. Don't see or, speak, message or contact each other in any way. Use this time to reflect on what you want out of this relationship, tell her to do the same.

The relationship equivalent of unplugging it and plugging it back in.
#152324 to #152323 - anonymous (08/31/2014) [-]
Ty I'll try it
#152310 - anonymous (08/31/2014) [-]
My lil sis is threatening to tell people I used to be a brony (eugh). That was when I was 12. I don't want to go to the gym or school with people knowing about my disgusting phase. I don't have much to threaten her with; she holds all the playing cards, so I'm forced to submit. For example, she knows I have smoked weed and drunk lots of alcoholic beverages before, so that's pretty stupid of me. She has nothing to lose, I have everything to lose.

I don't know if there is any use posting this here, but whatever. I'd appreciate any help if possible.

Even if I would threaten her or do something, she'd rat on me in an instant, so either way I'd be fucked. But if I'm going out, I'm going out with a bang.
User avatar #152384 to #152310 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
It's part of the past, is it not?
Just ignore it. If she tells people, so what? It's not like you're a closet brony or anything. Even if people start looking for excuses on ways that you could be a brony, they'd run dry real quick.

You have nothing to loose. You are letting her win.
Honestly, she's just trying to see how much control she can have over you, over the smallest of things.
Ignore her. So what if she tells people that you're a brony? You could make up lies about her. Sure her story is true, for something that happened years ago, but yours doesn't have to be true.

Be the bigger man, ignore her pathetic attempts at manipulation. Take whatever comes your way, because honestly if you aren't a brony people will try and find ways to show that you are (and run dry real quick), or they'll forget about it in a matter of days... Or they'll shrug it off because, if you were a brony, you wouldn't be one of the annoying ones.

There really isn't anything to lose here, man. There is only if you want there to be.
#152351 to #152310 - anonymous (08/31/2014) [-]
I dunno, mate. I feel like alchohol and weed is worst than people knowing you watch a cartoon.

Also I feel like you're full of shit and this is fake like your feelings for women.
aka fake and gay
#152345 to #152310 - youregaylol (08/31/2014) [-]
Just pretend that shes lying.
User avatar #152320 to #152310 - alecbaldwinning (08/31/2014) [-]
Next time you see her, walk up to her and slap her across the face one really, good, hard time. Look her in the eye and walk away. Assert your dominance.
#152315 to #152310 - sugoi (08/31/2014) [-]
Bide your time and collect dirt on her.
Bide your time and collect dirt on her.
User avatar #152312 to #152310 - zachariaseverlivin (08/31/2014) [-]
buy one, go to school, set fire to it in the playground
#152308 - magnusmaiolriain (08/31/2014) [-]
I've just moved to Montreal (for school) from some tiny ass town in Ireland, would anyone have tips on learning French?
Whats with that thing about french canadians being assholes, they seem pretty nice so far. Middle eastern immigrants all around here though, and they're rude sons of bitches.
User avatar #152339 to #152308 - saturated (08/31/2014) [-]
I've been to Montreal twice and the people are all extremely nice and don't mind speaking some English. I think that the rest of Canada just gives them a bad rep because of the whole trying to separate from Canada thing, and their economy is kinda shit

as for learning french you could try rosetta stone but french french is different than Quebecois french
User avatar #152313 to #152308 - sugoi (08/31/2014) [-]
Objects have genders.
and Omelette du fromage
User avatar #152304 - thumbaccountlol (08/31/2014) [-]
My girlfriend treats me poorly and my friends think i should leave, but through all the girls before her i never really liked anyone, long story short she's the first girl ive ever loved and im scared i wont find another....
User avatar #152385 to #152304 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
If you love something, set it free.
Sometimes you have to let go, man... It's not easy, but it's for the best.
It's the only way both of you will move on from that life that you're living now. You will find someone better.
User avatar #152388 to #152385 - thumbaccountlol (08/31/2014) [-]
I'm sure i could find girls better and im sure i've thrown ones away who are...
My main thing with this was i was a huge dick before all this, i just shagged around and had never had a serious relationship because i never felt strongly about anyone until this girl.
Im just worried that i'm enough of a dick not to feel like this again....
User avatar #152327 to #152304 - crazycatladymedusa (08/31/2014) [-]
There's always someone else. If she treats you so badly, then it's not worth getting hurt more over and being unhappy. You'll be upset and yeah it'll take a while to get over. But, in the long run, you can find someone who is more suited for you.
User avatar #152317 to #152304 - makotoitou (08/31/2014) [-]
airbomb the d
User avatar #152305 to #152304 - delphine (08/31/2014) [-]
Why do you love someone who treats you poorly? What does she do that is bad?
User avatar #152314 to #152305 - sugoi (08/31/2014) [-]
Maybe he's a masochist?
Not arguing against you mate just a suggestion so uh don't get the wrong idea.
#152303 - anonymous (08/31/2014) [-]
Tell me where is Gandalf?
User avatar #152306 to #152303 - delphine (08/31/2014) [-]
he has fallen into shadow.
User avatar #152302 - myny me ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
So, I just slammed my shin into a metal crate stumbling around the garage and now there's this huge lump on my leg. It doesn't hurt all that much, normal sort of sting after you hit yourself, but this lump is concerning me. Any info/ advice on what do?
User avatar #152430 to #152302 - silverzepher (09/01/2014) [-]
could be a bone bruise
User avatar #152318 to #152302 - sugoi (08/31/2014) [-]
So it's not a regular bruise?
If not then go damn doctor.
User avatar #152307 to #152302 - andreslah ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
Just go to the damn doctor, no internet page is going to give you the same results than seeking medical help
User avatar #152311 to #152307 - myny me ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
kthnx. probably best. Ill book an appointment, just its 2am here :/
User avatar #152299 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
how to shake images from one's mind?
User avatar #152319 to #152299 - sugoi (08/31/2014) [-]
Go to retard channel.
#152300 to #152299 - anonymous (08/30/2014) [-]
preoccupy yourself and look at unrelated things for a while.

you'll soon forget about it.
User avatar #152301 to #152300 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
thanks
#152291 - LessThanThreesOme (08/30/2014) [-]
I have low self esteem about myself and I always try to maintain it but it just fails, I have had a few relationships but none of them never worked out, longest I had was just 3 weeks. I'm a really nice guy and very caring but I just don't know.

Pic is me.
User avatar #152440 to #152291 - mahnamesjakers (09/01/2014) [-]
Like what delphine said, show the positives. By that I mean the next girl you start getting involved with, do nice things for her and let her know you care and if she is worth your time she will show her appreciation for these things, thus raising your self esteem and your happiness and it all becomes a perfect circle.
User avatar #152449 to #152440 - LessThanThreesOme (09/01/2014) [-]
That easy huh...
User avatar #152540 to #152449 - mahnamesjakers (09/01/2014) [-]
Oh it's definitely not easy. This is extremely hard actually to bring yourself to put all you have on the line for someone and just pretty much hope they're worth your time. You're bound to get your heartbroken a few times. But when you do find that right girl you're gonna know it. Understand that what I was giving was an ideal scenario. Basically the point I'm trying to get across is that maybe it's not so much you but just that the girls you have been dating have just not been right for you.
User avatar #152551 to #152540 - LessThanThreesOme (09/01/2014) [-]
I see, well thanks for helping me out. I think with everyone's advice I'll be a lot better. Thanks.
User avatar #152370 to #152291 - aherorising (08/31/2014) [-]
you're decent I guess. At least you're not me.
best advice:
get a haircut, try a different style.
I think you might wanna try a different style beard as well..

>lift
User avatar #152407 to #152370 - LessThanThreesOme (08/31/2014) [-]
Oh man getting the girls isn't a problem is keeping a relationship afloat is my problem. But I should start lifting again, but this summer I used to be 220, I had a drug binge for a month and lost 45 pounds. So the easy way out is working right now hahah. Also for the beard I usually grow it out nicely but it's I gotta keep it low for interviews and its easier with this type of facial hair, plus I'm planning to get dreadlocks soon clean ones.
User avatar #152309 to #152291 - delphine (08/31/2014) [-]
It's the low self-esteem. Is there any particular reason why you have low self-esteem?

Imagine that you're going to interview someone for a job. They come in for an interview, and you ask them to describe themselves. They say, "I'm a nice person and I care a lot, but overall I still have a lot of issues and I've had a few jobs before, but none of them worked out."

Would you hire them? Probably not. Looking for a partner is a lot like looking for a job. Don't focus on the negative qualities or else that is what others will focus on. Try to focus on the positives. You say you're a nice person, show that side of yourself. Try to think about reasons why a girl would want to be with you, not reasons why they would run away.
User avatar #152406 to #152309 - LessThanThreesOme (08/31/2014) [-]
I guess I have had it ever since I was a kid, no one really payed much attention to me so I pretty much raised myself up on my own, but I understand on what you said many times a lot of the girls say I don't touch them a lot, and thats my fault but I guess you are right I gotta go for the positive. Thanks
User avatar #152408 to #152406 - LessThanThreesOme (08/31/2014) [-]
* focus on the positives of the girl whoops.
#152277 - dehumanizer ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=leiFgriQ9O0

[enlightenment intencifies]
#152316 to #152277 - sugoi (08/31/2014) [-]
One and a half fucking hours?   
Fuck that bro.
One and a half fucking hours?
Fuck that bro.
#152347 to #152316 - dehumanizer ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
Just listen to it in the background and play some shitty flash game.
User avatar #152281 to #152277 - fistfireace (08/30/2014) [-]
TL;DW atch .
#152283 to #152281 - dehumanizer ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
Just watch it you cheeky cunt.
User avatar #152284 to #152283 - fistfireace (08/30/2014) [-]
My attention span can't handle that length. I can barely watch movies.
#152348 to #152284 - dehumanizer ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
Just listen to it in the background and while playing some shitty flash game.
User avatar #152285 to #152284 - ipostcp (08/30/2014) [-]
Can you watch porn? Sometimes I get bored watching it
User avatar #152286 to #152285 - fistfireace (08/30/2014) [-]
Not really.
User avatar #152287 to #152286 - ipostcp (08/30/2014) [-]
You can't watch porn or it doesn't happen?
User avatar #152289 to #152287 - fistfireace (08/30/2014) [-]
I don't watch porn because I find it boring. I tried to before, but I just get bored and did something else. Same thing with movies, TV shows, anime, etc. It takes me longer to finish something. Example: let's say I'm watching a 30 minute TV show, I usually watch it about 3 minutes before doing something else, then watch it again for another 3 minutes and so on.
User avatar #152293 to #152292 - fistfireace (08/30/2014) [-]
Sorry, I didn't the notification. And I don't. Not anymore, at least.
User avatar #152295 to #152293 - ipostcp (08/30/2014) [-]
That's crazy.
User avatar #152296 to #152295 - fistfireace (08/30/2014) [-]
I guess.
User avatar #152297 to #152296 - ipostcp (08/30/2014) [-]
Well I mean I guess it's good I suppose except for the lack of a healthy sex drive.
User avatar #152298 to #152297 - fistfireace (08/30/2014) [-]
I just don't really care, to be honest. If lacking a healthy sex drive is bad, then it's bad. Doesn't bother me.
User avatar #152290 to #152289 - ipostcp (08/30/2014) [-]
Then how do you fap?
#152280 to #152277 - anonymous (08/30/2014) [-]
you're not even trying any more.   
   
this is a new low.
you're not even trying any more.

this is a new low.
#152282 to #152280 - dehumanizer ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
Waddaya mean?
User avatar #152275 - kijajouteh (08/30/2014) [-]
Where can I download the purge? I wish to view it.
#152276 to #152275 - dehumanizer ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
you dont, its a very bad movie
User avatar #152288 to #152276 - kijajouteh (08/30/2014) [-]
shutup nerd
#152264 - anonymous (08/30/2014) [-]
How to give me a hard-on in 5 easy steps (Girls Only!)
1) go commando
2) wear booty shorts
3) "rip" them conveniently over you dampened cunt hole
4) wear a small, white shirt that's tight on you without a bra under it
5) send your pics to either Timothystrife12@gmail.com or post on www.google.com/profiles/102767627100639350447

I can't wait to see your pics.
#152265 to #152264 - dehumanizer ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
What about transgirls?
#152269 to #152265 - anonymous (08/30/2014) [-]
You mean boys?
#152270 to #152269 - dehumanizer ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
OY VEY WHAT DO YOU MEAN BOYS YOU FUCKING BIGOUTED SHITLORD!
#152271 to #152270 - anonymous (08/30/2014) [-]
Stop appropriating a female's right to be female.
#152272 to #152271 - dehumanizer ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
FUCK YOU OPPRESIVE CIS SHITLORD!
#152273 to #152272 - anonymous (08/30/2014) [-]
I'm a black african, I prefer the term "chief", respect my culture.

Man, I know we're just both fucking around but I find it hilarious how "feminists" have turned themselves into such a joke.
#152274 to #152273 - dehumanizer ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
Another reason why all women need to get gassed.
User avatar #152331 to #152274 - marinepenguin ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
You've never had a legit conversation with a girl in real life have you.
#152346 to #152331 - dehumanizer ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
I have and thats why they need to be pured through Zyklon.
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