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#149164 - Womens Study Major (08/10/2014) [-]
I genuinely dont want to live anymore but im too much of a pansy to ever kill myself, what do.
User avatar #149241 to #149164 - makotoitou (08/11/2014) [-]
you just want attention, kill urself faggot
User avatar #149167 to #149164 - LtMcG (08/10/2014) [-]
If you are scared to die, than that means you have a will to live. Deep inside, you know past your troubles there is a reason to live. Best thing to do is list those reasons. What makes you happy. Your hobbies, sports, people around you, anything. Just list them down. Think about how if you left this world those things would go missing and how terrible everyone around you would feel.

Next is put yourself in an environment that prevents you from committing the act of suicide. Think about how you would commit suicide. If it's overdose from drugs, leave the drugs with someone else. If it's your shotgun, hand it off or lock it up somewhere.

The last step is to create a plan how you would go about solving what keeps you down. I don't know what is troubling you, but I'll let you know that all attempted suicide survivors realized they can deal with their troubles actually quite easily. You just need to reach out, seek a plan, and follow through with it
User avatar #149202 to #149167 - silverzepher (08/11/2014) [-]
most people who try to commit suicide don't like the idea of being in pain, that is why they put the new railings on the big orange bridge
User avatar #149162 - georgesmoustache (08/10/2014) [-]
Does anyone else get fucking really dizzy when they stand up? Like can't see and shit
User avatar #149215 to #149162 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
Orthostatic Hypotension.
I get it all the time, man.
User avatar #149311 to #149215 - georgesmoustache (08/11/2014) [-]
You always answer everyones questions, well done

Any cure?
User avatar #149324 to #149311 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
Intimidator 305 Roller Coaster HD REAL Front Seat POV Kings Dominion It happens to most of everyone, really.
It's annoying, and the only real way to prevent it from happening is doing sudden/ large movements a bit slower than normal.
Namely when standing up.

Otherwise, if you believe it to be a serious issue, you could go to a doctor about it. Although, again, it's really common.
It's just gravity working against your blood.

Same reason why everyone who rides the roller-coaster Intimidator 305 blacks out.
They kept nerfing the speed of the roller-coaster as it goes downhill, so during 0:38-0:42 less people would black out. Although it kinda failed, since everyone still blacks out.
User avatar #149326 to #149324 - georgesmoustache (08/11/2014) [-]
It's not serious, just could be dangerous when I fall over
User avatar #149328 to #149326 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
Ehh, not many people fall over from Orthostatic Hypotension.
I've yet to fall from it. Once I've seen my sister fall on her butt because of it. And once a co-worker had a very serious nosebleed, and fell down a flight of stairs twice trying to go up them. (Although in the situation with the co-worker, that was due to blood-loss; The orthostatic hypotension was a side-affect from it.)
User avatar #149329 to #149328 - georgesmoustache (08/11/2014) [-]
It's fineeee, thanks for the millionth time
User avatar #149181 to #149162 - NotFuni (08/10/2014) [-]
Mainly when you stand up quickly? Or first thing in the morning? Low blood pressure will do that, the blood flow to your brain is momentarily slowed when your heart is suddenly forced to work harder against gravity to carry blood up to your brain.

Being super unfit can do it as well...
User avatar #149187 to #149181 - georgesmoustache (08/10/2014) [-]
I am unfit but not enough to cause that, I do get up quickly and it happens all day
User avatar #149188 to #149187 - NotFuni (08/10/2014) [-]
Heaps of people have this problem. It can be half a dozen really simple things that you have no need to worry about. Low blood sugar, low BP, palpitations from anxiety...

Don't worry about it unless you have other symptoms
User avatar #149189 to #149188 - georgesmoustache (08/10/2014) [-]
Thanks Dr. NotFuni
User avatar #149190 to #149189 - NotFuni (08/11/2014) [-]
Can't tell if mocking tone or not........ I'm gunna take it as genuine.
User avatar #149191 to #149190 - georgesmoustache (08/11/2014) [-]
Genuine thanks, no mocking
User avatar #149193 to #149191 - NotFuni (08/11/2014) [-]
LOL kay
User avatar #149165 to #149162 - tmgrskat (08/10/2014) [-]
Yup. Don't stand up fast.
Could be a migraine, I wouldn't know, but it's hella annoying when you cannot see shit.
User avatar #149168 to #149165 - georgesmoustache (08/10/2014) [-]
Just fucking white light blocking your vision, I always fall over too aha
User avatar #149262 to #149168 - tmgrskat (08/11/2014) [-]
It's black for me
#149151 - Womens Study Major (08/10/2014) [-]
My friends suck ass, how get new friends?
User avatar #149172 to #149151 - LtMcG (08/10/2014) [-]
Is there a club or sport you could join?
#149184 to #149172 - Womens Study Major (08/10/2014) [-]
My experience of clubs and sports are just full of nerds and boring people.
User avatar #149159 to #149151 - aherorising (08/10/2014) [-]
where do you live?
#149183 to #149159 - Womens Study Major (08/10/2014) [-]
Denmark
User avatar #149286 to #149183 - christmouth ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
Where in Denmark?
User avatar #149263 to #149183 - aherorising (08/11/2014) [-]
too far away :/
idk try to go out somewhere? maybe theatre club or some kinda meetup somewhere?
User avatar #149152 to #149151 - makotoitou (08/10/2014) [-]
suck their ass
#149154 to #149152 - Womens Study Major (08/10/2014) [-]
Can you not be an autistic weeaboo?
#149146 - Womens Study Major (08/10/2014) [-]
What are some good topics to talk about with a girl you know nothing about? I met her at a party yesterday and she's really cute and not the usual yolo-party-girl. We flirted a bit but when we were alone there was quite some akward silence cause neither of us knew what to talk about.. I had problems with texting in the past, like girls flat out not answering etc. How can I not fuck this up? Tips would be appreciated.
User avatar #149182 to #149146 - NotFuni (08/10/2014) [-]
Message her on facebook and just straight out ask her! Eg "I really liked chatting with you the other night, it was fun/you're cute/??. Could I have your number? Because I would like to ask you to dinner/movies/gangbang/whatever you have planned for date"

The if she gives you the number, ask her out straight away on it. You don't need to get to know her heaps via Fb first, if she was happy to flirt with you then she will most likely be happy to go to a movie with you. You coming across as confident and straight up telling her "I like you. Lets try this." is VERY attractive.

Then when you're out with her, just fake being relaxed if you can't do it for real, if you're calm and chilled she will find it easier to talk to you and vice versa. Playing AMA is actually really good. Cos it forces you both to asks questions and since its a 'game' it makes it easier, so you don't feel like a social retard for asking her if she prefers coke or pepsi....


Source: Imma grl. Do this and id date you so hard.
#149192 to #149182 - minutes ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
Don't think she would agree on that instantly, she's shy and well I don't know her at all. I plan on asking her out but doing that in the first text doesn't really seem like a good idea to me. I could tell her the rest though, like you're really cute and I liked chatting with you so let's continue? Would that be okay too? Not asking if the exact words are right, i wouldn't be asking in english anyways
User avatar #149194 to #149192 - NotFuni (08/11/2014) [-]
You know how shy she is so yea, that's still good. As long as you make it clear that you're not just messaging her as some random girl because you're bored or something, that it's because you think shes awesome.
#149197 to #149194 - minutes ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
Yeah I think I can do that. Thanks for the input!
User avatar #149169 to #149146 - LtMcG (08/10/2014) [-]
I play the ask me anything. She asks you something. You ask her something.

Talk about your futures. Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Do you have a career path? What do you plan on studying? Masters? Doctorate?
User avatar #149147 to #149146 - awesomerninjathing (08/10/2014) [-]
If you have her number just get to know her

questions bout what she likes n shit
#149148 to #149147 - Womens Study Major (08/10/2014) [-]
I don't have her number I only added her on facebook.
User avatar #149149 to #149148 - awesomerninjathing (08/10/2014) [-]
okay so you can do this stupid math trick to give her your number
say "can you help me with this simple math problem" and do it like
9-4=
5-4=
2+2=
-
and so on lol

oooooor get to know her a bit as a friend then ask if she wants to go to a movie with you and your friends, if she says she can't say "well give me your number so I can invite you next time", if she says yes well "okay give me your number and I'll text you the details"
User avatar #149203 to #149149 - teoberry (08/11/2014) [-]
how the fuck would the first one work you retard?
User avatar #149157 to #149149 - nippuhl (08/10/2014) [-]
You're not very good with girls are you?
The first idea is fucking awful.
User avatar #149186 to #149157 - teoberry (08/10/2014) [-]
He sends dick pics to strangers, so yeah
User avatar #149163 to #149157 - awesomerninjathing (08/10/2014) [-]
I saw a guy do it and it made me lol so I figured why not
#149150 to #149149 - Womens Study Major (08/10/2014) [-]
Both sounds really good. Thanks for the advice, really good!
User avatar #149139 - pocoloco (08/10/2014) [-]
ok guys. have a story and a weird situation
>had a gf about 6 months ago
>loved her like crazy but she broke up with me cause she didnt feel a thing
>move on to 2 weeks ago
>got through the breakup met a new girl a year older than me
>chat and have fun
>eventually asking her out
>movies watch 22 jump street
>stay till the credits come, watch the whole thing
>go in for the kiss
>rejects me
>feelsbadman.jpg
>talk about our last relationships, she has a lot of trouble trusting people now
>drop her off
>texts me next day she want to talk with me
>date at her place horror night
>she tells me she wants to be friends with benefits
>agree and make out
>things getting really hot
>tells me she doesnt want to have sex cause that is for real relationships with feeling and so on
>tell her I dont understand
>make out like for 1 and a half hours
>have to go home or be decapitated
>we snuggle and make out more (cont.)
User avatar #149140 to #149139 - pocoloco (08/10/2014) [-]
(cont.)
>have to go
>comes out for last make out
>tells me we need to do this again
now: I dont know, Im confused. I really like her and she likes me. We are friends with benefits but she doesnt trust me enough to have sex. We are not toghether but when we snuggled we were like a couple. She even invited me to stay for the night. WHat does she want? Why does she tell me this? Im so confused? Help please
User avatar #149185 to #149140 - NotFuni (08/10/2014) [-]
If you can handle no strings attached cuddling and making out then sure, stay with her.
Otherwise you're going to get hurt, shes clearly not prepared to invest in a proper relationship, but still wants the intimacy that comes with having a bf. It's games man.

Shes just using you to fill a void, but she doesn't want to actually DATE you.
Not cool.
User avatar #149270 to #149185 - pocoloco (08/11/2014) [-]
Well I´m actually OK with it. We told eachother no obligations. I´m sure she has feelings but I think her mistrust is still greater. Anyway. I guess I´m ok with it since I can check out other chicks as well and I´m not inlove with her or anything. I just feel attracted to her thats all. And I guess I can keep playing as long as I dont have any strong(er) feelings. When time is ripe I will ask her where she wants to go with the situation. But its way too soon for that. We both need quite a lot more fun with eachother before I put I put it all at risk with that question. Thanks you guys have been great. I wasnt able to talk with my friends about it so I´m glad to see you guys were here for me.
User avatar #149161 to #149140 - aherorising (08/10/2014) [-]
she's either an idiot or slightly insance. If she has "trust issues" yet sees no problem being "friends with benefits" yet not but only snuggling, then she simply hasn't got everything in order.
You should have a good talk about where she wants to go with this..
User avatar #149158 to #149140 - nippuhl (08/10/2014) [-]
She's dependent on other people.
Get rid of her.
User avatar #149160 to #149158 - pocoloco (08/10/2014) [-]
nah... not dependent at all. she was hurt and lost confidence and trust. she´s independend as hell
User avatar #149143 to #149140 - thatnigger (08/10/2014) [-]
She just wants comfort and some physical contact. She's probably looking for "the one" as well so don't get too comfortable and expect much unless you tell her as soon as possible if things look up could there be more in the future.
She did tell you she wants sex when she's in a real relationship, so it obviously means she doesn't want sex until either you and her become more then just FWB, or she finds someone else.
I say either communicate, or just move on cause you'll probably end up getting hurt.
User avatar #149133 - blackzero (08/10/2014) [-]
Am nervous.
Started youtube channel. have video. scared to share even amongst friends though i think it's okay content. I'm embarrassed of my voice, though people tell me it's nice, I hear it back through audio and I don't like it, and don't know what to do.
User avatar #149135 to #149133 - fistfireace (08/10/2014) [-]
Almost everyone, if not everyone, hates their own voice. It's a normal thing. I found this article that has a small, but useful paragraph about it: www.quickanddirtytips.com/business-career/public-speaking/why-you-hate-your-voice Though, if people are telling you that your voice sounds nice, you shouldn't have anything to worry about.

About the video being okay, if you like it enough to post it, then do so. If not, then try making a new video that you think would be good to post. Just take your time with it; it doesn't have to be perfect, but your first video should really stand out to make people want to watch. Try not to make it too long, or too short.
#149134 to #149133 - Womens Study Major (08/10/2014) [-]
give us a link and ill give some constructive feedback
User avatar #149136 to #149134 - blackzero (08/10/2014) [-]
I'm reluctant to. It's not entirely my natural voice since it's deep and Mumbly. i need to bring it to a higher pitch for the mic to not sound like an adult from charlie brown.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1uBS6Zv0F0
User avatar #149250 to #149136 - pixmantle (08/11/2014) [-]
I like it, your voice seems somewhat restrained, but you've got a good sense of comedy and pacing. The title is nice and clean, though, personally I'd love for the description to have a period.

Subbed, remember; quality > quantity, keep things casual, know when to not give a toss, and be careful when responding to people.

User avatar #149196 to #149136 - NotFuni (08/11/2014) [-]
LOL I actually really liked your voice, sounds kind of gravelly. It's good.
User avatar #149142 to #149136 - haydentheviking (08/10/2014) [-]
voice is good mate you dont ramble and breath into the mic too much

guess ill sub to see what you do next
User avatar #149141 to #149136 - pocoloco (08/10/2014) [-]
Dont worry man. It sounds really good.
User avatar #149137 to #149136 - balliwog (08/10/2014) [-]
Well mate I don't 100% understand the premise of the video, but voice-wise you seem a-okay. You don't have a shaky "hai guiz welcum to my first evr minecraft let's play" voice and you don't breathe into the mic excessively. As for showing your friends, why not. Couple of friends watch my videos and like them. If they pay you out, its literally a "ha you did something as a hobby lol" and thats about it. Keep working on stuff man and it'll turn out good.
User avatar #149138 to #149137 - blackzero (08/10/2014) [-]
Thanks. voice was main concern cause it'd be hardest to improve on I'd think
#149126 - Womens Study Major (08/10/2014) [-]
Let's suppose I'm verbally harassing someone on a site for kicks. If it goes on for a while, but I don't make any direct threats, is there any legal trouble I can get into?

Before you ask why, I'm a sadist. It gets me off.
User avatar #149170 to #149126 - LtMcG (08/10/2014) [-]
As long as you do not threaten the well being of said individual, you're fine.
User avatar #149129 to #149126 - sugoi (08/10/2014) [-]
Depends on the laws of your country.
Might get into legal trouble if the fuzz call you in for harassment.
User avatar #149111 - legnak (08/10/2014) [-]
Alright, so there is this girl I love (way beyond liking now... kill me) and she's been staying with me since June, and I told her that she can stay as long as she wanted, however, my issue is that she Really likes my brother, and it's practically killing me that she doesn't feel for me the way I feel for her, and yes, I have told her, she rejected me, but wants to still be friends, I don't want to lose her in any way shape or form, my brother knows how she feels about him and doesn't like her in anyway... what I am asking is, what do I do? I mean, it's a fucked up triangle of fuckness and I still have hope that one day she will like me... what should I do?
#149132 to #149111 - Womens Study Major (08/10/2014) [-]
kick her out, seriously its for the best m8, dont let her leach off you for nothing, when you sober out of this you will realise its the right thing to do
#149131 to #149111 - Womens Study Major (08/10/2014) [-]
Stop caring. There's no point. She doesn't want what you want, you want what she wants? Don't cater to women. Seriously. there's a million of them. billions even. and at least 15% of them are WORTH considering. If she's your special snowflake, fine. You'll have to improve yourself to get her. its a lot of hard work. gym, hygiene eating, etc. maybe an attitude adjustment. Who knows, who cares. Just work on bettering yourself, not for her but for you, and you'll end up with someone who's more than just 'good company.'
User avatar #149113 to #149111 - thatnigger (08/10/2014) [-]
You tell her you need space to get over her if you're planning on still being friends. You can be rejected and still love her, you need space.
User avatar #149114 to #149113 - legnak (08/10/2014) [-]
my question is: what space? I mean, we live together....
User avatar #149116 to #149114 - thatnigger (08/10/2014) [-]
Stay in a different room, don't hang out as much. Sometimes I don't even see my own brothers and we live in the same house sometimes, we all in different rooms just on the internet or something.
User avatar #149120 to #149116 - legnak (08/10/2014) [-]
I'll try that man, my only issue is, I really enjoy her company. but I will try that, thanks for the advice bro.
User avatar #149123 to #149120 - thatnigger (08/10/2014) [-]
Honestly, I was in the same situation before. I liked my best friend, and the worst part is that she was one of the few friends I had, so I didn't want to leave her. When I moved to Uni we stopped talking and I found out after that she did it because she wanted me to get over her. We're still pretty good friends, or though not as close and I don't really like her like that anymore. I guess there are still feelings in there but I can control them. Sure it sucks that you need space from her, but if not you'll just be hurting and "friendzoned".
#149110 - GnRNoD (08/10/2014) [-]
So I know I fucked up and there's probably not much to do in order to sort shit out...
Here's a short intro, I've ended my non-relationship with my ex about a month and a half ago since she was dating someone and seemed happy, we had ended our relationship about six months ago, I just couldn't let her go, fuck I still love her but this time away from her put me on the right track to move on with my life, I started being more open to girls I might actually want to date and not only fool around with.
This chick comes along, she dated a friend of mine in the past, goes to the same nightclub we go, she's very pretty and seems quite nice, she starts coming on to me HARD, I try playing hard to get but I can't so I just come out honest and tell her that I can't do anything with her until I have my friends permission, so that night nothing happend and the next day my friend gave me his permission we started talking on FB and I let her know that I want to see her again and that this time it will be more... fullfilling, she rejects me outright but in a nice maner and tries to friendzone me I let her know that it wont work that way and to just give me time (same as I did with my ex and it worked) we start talking every single day hit it off real good and what not, so finally after some puppetmaster with my friends we arrange to go to the same nightclub she tells me she's bringing a friend. I get there have fun get really fucking high (acid and weed) and suddenly she's there... I set off with her, her best friend who was there with her boyfriend, both seem really nice and they even try to help me out with her (as she's now playing hard to get) after many advances and only being allowed to hugh and carass her she starts talking to my friend (her "ex") I get mad and set off to buy something to drink (my friend was being cool, but I didn't like her attitude) I find her friend and after resisting all night I accept that fate put this increadibly hot chick in my way (cont-)
User avatar #149112 to #149110 - GnRNoD (08/10/2014) [-]
And I tell her she's hot and grab her, she "tee-hees" and says "well... I don't know..."
I ask her "what's there to know?" and move in for the kiss she digs and we make out, like 5 seconds later her boyfriend lands a punch on me, I'm totally cool with this and try to calm him down, allow him to hit me a few more times as he's a small guy and I'm big and also I was HAF, they start arguing after he realises punching me wont help I go look for the chick I initially wanted to go out with and tell her I fucked up and need your help... she comes along I leave her talking to her crying friend she comes by tells me that she's leaving I tell her she's leaving with me we leave with some of my friends she has a drunk tantrum outside the club because her friend is no where to be seen, she finds her and talks to her and her boyfriend, she comes back and asks me why of all the girls in the club did I have to make out with her best friend who also happen to be with her boyfriend...
I tell her the truth and we have an honest chat about happend and what's next, she said she needs time to sober up and think things over, tells me I fucked it up with her and I might have also ended a three year relationship.
So I've rounded up some of the reasoning:
I was High as fuck - She's increadibly hot - She came on to me- The one I wanted to be with didn't take my advances - she was a bit to friendly with my friend.
Still nothing seems to add up as to why I would do such a thing, I never consider myself a bad person I am a bit selfish sometimes but not much more than that.

Besides fucking shit up real bad, what the fuck is wrong with me?
User avatar #149115 to #149112 - thatnigger (08/10/2014) [-]
Really wish you at least labelled them girl A and girl B or something at least because this is kinda confusing.
So your ex's best friend is crushing on you one night, then not the next day, then you make out with your ex while she has a boyfriend?
User avatar #149117 to #149115 - GnRNoD (08/10/2014) [-]
Wow I guess it doesn't make sense at all..
no my ex has nothing to do with me (the explanation was to set the basis for my state of mind)
It's a friends ex and her best friend.
User avatar #149118 to #149117 - thatnigger (08/10/2014) [-]
So your friend's ex was coming onto you, then the next day she stopped, you made out with her best friend who's dating because you could and she wasn't interested in you at that point?
That how it went down?
User avatar #149119 to #149118 - GnRNoD (08/10/2014) [-]
pretty much.
Also I did it infront of her boyfriend. ( I didn't see him)
User avatar #149121 to #149119 - thatnigger (08/10/2014) [-]
Well, you were jealous of the girl you wanted talking to her ex and you probably wanted to make her jealous back by moving on to her friend like she was to your friend. You really shouldn't be so forceful like that though, even if she seems to be enjoying herself she's probably killin' on the inside.
I guess learn control and accept that you might not see both of them girls again.
User avatar #149122 to #149121 - GnRNoD (08/10/2014) [-]
Yeah I know, I wasn't forcefull tho, she was coming on to me all night even infront of her boyfriend.

And yeah pretty much, thing is I really like this chick and I don't want to lose her. (the one I initially wanted to be with)
User avatar #149124 to #149122 - thatnigger (08/10/2014) [-]
Ahh, you made it sound like you were being forceful. Nevermind, I think her boyfriend should break up with her though.

I think you kinda have already. She doesn't seem too interested now and was probably looking for a one night stand anyway. I think space would be good for you so you can find someone else and move on.
User avatar #149125 to #149124 - GnRNoD (08/10/2014) [-]
well I guess I'll do that, I'll give her space and if she comes back on her own that's good and if not... well I've earned it.
Thanks.
User avatar #149109 - thisistheguy (08/10/2014) [-]
Hard drive question here, got a new hard drive for my laptop and have no idea how to switch it out and keep all my shit anyone wanna help this faggot out?
User avatar #149128 to #149109 - deltaspace (08/10/2014) [-]
Or if you prefer you can just go into Backups and Restore in control panel and create a system image there, pretty much the same thing and you can choose what you want saved in it.
User avatar #149144 to #149128 - thisistheguy (08/10/2014) [-]
Would I need an external hard drive or can I use something else/?
User avatar #149145 to #149144 - deltaspace (08/10/2014) [-]
Yep you'll need some form of storage medium to store the image on. Does your laptop allow you to connect two drives at once? you could slot both drives in and store the image on one of them. I imagine you'll have too much stuff to store it on a usb.

Alternatively, you could just copy all your games, work, most valued files etc onto a usb or something, take a note of what programs you have and what settings you have, then reinstall windows on your new drive, copy your backups over and reinstall the programs. Not as efficient as the image but if you don't have the space to store it then this works fine, it's what I tend to do when I format my PC
User avatar #149579 to #149145 - thisistheguy (08/13/2014) [-]
Got an external hard drive, but I'm having a problem of moving operating systems, how can/can I move my current operating system to my new hard drive?
User avatar #149584 to #149579 - deltaspace (08/13/2014) [-]
There's a lot of free cloning software that you can use that will let you create a clone of your OS, then you can store it on your external, and then restore it on your new drive, and it will be exactly as it was on the old drive.

Since its a laptop though, you'll have to use software like clonezilla or gpart, put them on your external (I think they can clone drives as well) and boot from them on your new drive, like you would do if you were going to install windows, and you can put the image on your new drive, then you should be good to go. Theres quite a few tutorials on youtube so if you want I'd recommend watching some of them
User avatar #149585 to #149584 - thisistheguy (08/13/2014) [-]
Sounds good thanks for all the help
User avatar #149586 to #149585 - deltaspace (08/13/2014) [-]
No problem, hopefully it works flawlessly
User avatar #149127 to #149109 - deltaspace (08/10/2014) [-]
You can clone your current hard drive and throw the copy onto the new hard drive. It'll save all your personal settings and data etc so it will be exactly how you left it when you cloned it.

Theres quite a few different cloning software around, apparently a good one is Acronis: www.acronis.com/en-gb/personal/pc-backup/

Not sure how the free trial works but if you're only doing it once then it should work fine, otherwise you could probably find a few others for free.
User avatar #149108 - nippuhl (08/10/2014) [-]
thumbs up hack here
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#149089 - holymackarel (08/10/2014) [-]
Hello, FJ family! So I'm starting highschool in a few days, and I would just like your advice for how to enjoy my high school years and pick up bitches left and right.
User avatar #149098 to #149089 - sugoi (08/10/2014) [-]
-be late to school and run out of your house with toast and butter in your mouth
-sit in the back corner of the classroom next to the window and always have your eyes drifting outside
-and then you see senpai playing soccer in the field below and you two catch each other’s eyes
-quickly look away and blush
-in english class forget your textbook and have no choice but to borrow senpai’s since he’s right next to you
-drop your pencil and eraser and begin to reach down to pick them up but then accidentally touch hands and make eye contact
-he teases you and keeps your eraser but you don’t mind and it makes you happy but you pretend you mind
-meet at the rooftop every day because he has blackmail on you for some reason and you have no choice but to make him a bento box every day for lunch and you pretend you don’t like it but you secretly enjoy it
-want to join a club but you don’t know which one so you and senpai decide to make a club on your own and have to get enough members for it to stay alive
-engage in tons of wacky adventures with subtle romantic undertones including classic hot springs field trip with your class, summer vacation house at the beach including hot classmates in bikinis and watermelon smashing and a fake murder mystery that unfolds at the scene, and a christmas party later on
-go to the shrine on new years and end up standing next to senpai while praying and peek a glance at him and marvel at how perfect he is
-make valentine’s day chocolate and have an entire day dedicated to making them yourself with your friends so you can give them to senpai
-finally feel as if you belong somewhere because you made a lot of friends and you and senpai seem to get closer but no one is making the first move
-school year is ending soon, resolve to finally confess your undying love for senpai
User avatar #149099 to #149098 - sugoi (08/10/2014) [-]
-last day of school senpai isn’t here but you still take lots of pics with friends and receive bouquets of flowers and make plans for the future
-suddenly panic everywhere it turns out senpai died in a car crash this morning
-in shock unable to react properly
-no choice but to move on but you feel as if someone ripped a piece out of your heart
-attend funeral
-timeskip to months later
-senpai’s mom contacts you and says there was something in senpai’s bag that was meant for you
-it is an envelope
-inside is your eraser and a letter
-the letter says how much senpai loves you and how senpai has always noticed you and wants to be with you from now on
-cry.

the end
#149103 to #149099 - holymackarel (08/10/2014) [-]
Beautiful.
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User avatar #149085 - hokon (08/10/2014) [-]
Just wanted to say that i really like you guys and id like to listen to your problems
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User avatar #149074 - solareyes (08/10/2014) [-]
Hey guys I got a tattoo yesterday and I absolutely adore it! Problem is I kinda tuned out my artist when he was telling me the after care stuff. It's not that I'm too cocky or whatever about it getting infected, I think that I was zoning out from slight shock.

What I caught on from him is that I have to wash it 3 times a day then moisturize it for the first 3 days then back off to 2 times a day until it heals but keep it well moisturized afterwards to keep it from fading. I'm using Dial soap and Cetaphil lotion. I know about avoiding the sun and stuff. Am I missing anything?
User avatar #149171 to #149074 - LtMcG (08/10/2014) [-]
Nah you got it down.
User avatar #149088 to #149074 - foreveranonymous ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
Like thatoneguy said, just call them up and ask for a refresher. I'd recommend writing it down if your memory is shit
User avatar #149079 to #149074 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
If anything, call them up and inquire about what to do with it.
I've never gotten a tattoo before, so I can't really help you out here. :L
User avatar #149058 - DrProfessorPatrick (08/10/2014) [-]
I'm moving to college soon and I plan on joining a martial arts club to learn more about self defense and for good exercise. The 3 available fighting styles are Taekwondo, Shorin-Ryu Karate, and Jujitsu. Which one is the best out of the 3 and why? Pros and Cons of each would help!
User avatar #149106 to #149058 - nippuhl (08/10/2014) [-]
hajime no ippo
User avatar #149086 to #149058 - sugoi (08/10/2014) [-]
I only did Taekwondo so I'll tell you about that one.
-Depending on the club, they could be just training for tournaments so useless for self-defence.
-They focused on kicking, a few punches and no grabs or anything.
-Personally felt like a normal workout routine, for my classes they had exercises for a few hours then learnt formations for the time left over.

TL;DR: Would not recommend for self defence. It's okay/good exercise though.
User avatar #149052 - norwegiandude (08/10/2014) [-]
Which browser is the best browser? I'm currently using Chrome...
User avatar #149107 to #149052 - nippuhl (08/10/2014) [-]
internet explorer boys
User avatar #149078 to #149052 - spaceking (08/10/2014) [-]
If you're using Chrome, you already have the best imo.
User avatar #149130 to #149078 - norwegiandude (08/10/2014) [-]
That's what I thought. Thanks for confirming though!
User avatar #149100 to #149051 - sugoi (08/10/2014) [-]
I could imagine that if this was CSI or some shit they'd zoom into your sunglasses, enhance the fuck outta that website then magically find out who you are and where you live.
User avatar #149101 to #149100 - nippuhl (08/10/2014) [-]
thanks for sharing
User avatar #149104 to #149101 - sugoi (08/10/2014) [-]
I just thought you'd like someone saying something other than your handwriting is shit.
User avatar #149083 to #149051 - mysteriouslybanned (08/10/2014) [-]
holy shit your handwriting is terrible
User avatar #149064 to #149051 - alphajunk (08/10/2014) [-]
the only advice i'm giving you is to get better hand writing
User avatar #149050 - mexicandudeinsd (08/09/2014) [-]
could someone give me that copy pasta or rekt
with the check boxes please
User avatar #149081 to #149080 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
Aw, I only have the Told version...
I have failed thee; MexicanDudeInSD
User avatar #149082 to #149081 - mexicandudeinsd (08/10/2014) [-]
its ok that oneguy xxxxxxxxxxx
this will work thanks man
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