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#204997 - BambisMother
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(12/18/2015) [-]
I don't go on FJ for just a couple days and suddenly everybody keeps on saying 5/7. Wtf did I just miss? What is 5/7?
#205000 to #204997 - anon
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(12/18/2015) [-]
took some time didn't think it was particularly funny, so I didn't favorite it

sorry for the wait

/A+solid+5+7/funny-pictures/5766662/
#205020 to #205000 - BambisMother
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(12/18/2015) [-]
Thanks fam. 5/7... I guess.
#204998 to #204997 - anon
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(12/18/2015) [-]
it's from some post, I'll try to find it

gimme a minute
#204988 - dcmp
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(12/18/2015) [-]
I'm stuck
I'm about to be 22, work two jobs, go to school and still live with my parents.
Thing is this is my second time attempting college, and I'm probably going to fail again.
I just don't have any drive, any desire to go to school, I don't even know what I want as a career. But I feel like if I don't go to and complete college that I will just be a failure. A disappointment.
I'm already like 12k in debt to student loans, but I just fucking hate school. I would much rather keep working my jobs and hoarding money, at least then I might be happy.
Do I continue with school, probably doomed to fail yet again, only driving myself further in debt
or do I say fuck school and hoard my money until I can finally figure out what I want to do with my life and maybe go back to school?
#204991 to #204988 - confusedasian
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(12/18/2015) [-]
12k in debt? What did you do?

Anyways, if you feel finishing school would be an accomplishment, just get a genderal studies. You still technically finish school, and if you want to go for something else, you can go straight into the nitty gritty seeing as you have all the general studies stuff out of the way.
#205002 to #204991 - dcmp
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(12/18/2015) [-]
12k in debt to student loans
thats how much school costs im going to like a tech school
in hindsight it was probably a mistake
#205005 to #205002 - confusedasian
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(12/18/2015) [-]
Yeah, it was. I always recommend a community college first. It's cheaper and you get the pre-requisites and general stuff out of the way.
#205017 to #205005 - dcmp
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(12/18/2015) [-]
oh but I already have done that
went to community college dropped out because I didnt give a fuck and failed a class
history has repeated itself, with much worse consequences
#204982 - murrlogic
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(12/17/2015) [-]
Look it all these nerds trying to go watch Star Wars acting like its the hottest fucking shit out right now

Star Wars fucking sucks. George Lucas is a hack director whose only really decent film series was Indiana Jones. I remember back at Valley of the Moon I stole someone's DVD player and found the extended cut of Star Wars just behind a book shelf (y'know the version with all that shitty CGi)

I watched 10 minutes of it and turned it off. I just...don't understand the appeal of this. Not even just Star Wars but other shit like Hunger Games, Eragon, Harry Potter, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit all of it is trash

Nerds have no standards do they?
#204994 to #204982 - anon
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(12/18/2015) [-]
do you ever post anything that people actually want to listen to?

that or posting personal info about patients.
#204990 to #204982 - anon
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(12/18/2015) [-]
Stop posting your autistic shit on every board you can find you mongoloid
#204987 to #204982 - alstorp
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(12/17/2015) [-]
0/10 try harder, lessen the autism
#204983 to #204982 - confusedasian
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(12/17/2015) [-]
It's almost as if people have different things they like.
#204965 - anon
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(12/17/2015) [-]
what are some good ways/places to learn icelandic?

any sites, books or methods you can suggest?
#204976 to #204965 - enlightednatzie
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(12/17/2015) [-]
Why learning such a insignificant, irrelevant language when you can learn the original, swedish?
#204995 to #204976 - anon
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(12/18/2015) [-]
Bjork > Abba
#204980 to #204976 - dreygur
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(12/17/2015) [-]
Get your sissy ikea meatball shit out of here. Some people want to learn languages with actual significant relation to the old nordic.
#204966 to #204965 - ieatbengay
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(12/17/2015) [-]
im not sure if it has icelandic but duolingo is amazing for learning new languages, it's so fun and its free
#204971 to #204966 - anon
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(12/17/2015) [-]
it doesn't unfortunately but thanks anyway.
#204975 to #204971 - ieatbengay
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(12/17/2015) [-]
dayum
#204967 to #204966 - ieatbengay
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(12/17/2015) [-]
>>#204965, it's a website by the way
#204957 - comandante
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(12/17/2015) [-]
Hey guys. I hae decided, and i know the process will be a life long one, to learn mandarin. I met my girlfriends mom, and it only took one visit to make me pissed of the translation between her and her mom. through alot of self reflection, people seem to like me for my humor, thats pretty much gone without being able to communicate. If anyone is able to recommend me any books or courses, that would be great. I wanna full-ass this; read, write speak and listen. im looking to take intro courses at my school as well.
#204984 to #204957 - confusedasian
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(12/17/2015) [-]
What if it doesn't last dude? You just said you first met your girlfriends mom, so I'm guessing it's early into the relationship. On one hand, it could show her and her family how dedicated you are in making this relationship work. That's like the best outcome I can think of besides marriage and being a great father. On the other hand, if things go sour you'll just have "useless" knowledge. Unless you're one of those people that only dates Asian because they're Asian. If you're one of those people, just don't even reply to me. I don't like narrow minded shallow people like that.
#204985 to #204984 - comandante
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(12/17/2015) [-]
inb4 trolling. Why is it bad i find asian women to be better than every other race on average, as far as dating goes. Every asian girl i have met has been very very sweet to me, as friends or more. I grew up in hialeah florida, and although latin woman can be nice, on average they are vain annoying cunts, worse then femenazis at times. Every asian person ive met are reasonable, smart, and kind people. I would use it since i date (if possible, i ain't exactly Rain here) asian woman mostly. Funny how alot of people have this attitude, yet when i meet asian-interrical couples, the non asian end up agreeing, asian woman are in another league. Her mom looks 20, and her dad is a kid. Have u seen how average white woman and black women age?
#204986 to #204985 - confusedasian
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(12/17/2015) [-]
Because it's wrong. You date someone because you're interested/love/care for them. You don't date someone because we're like trophies to you. There are plenty of women that are great, respctable, and smart. Race has nothing to do with it. Just how the people are brought up and the type of people they're around. If you grow up with cool parents and good people, that will reflect on the type of person you are. If you grow up in some ghetto, that will reflect on the type of person you are.

You're going to get old. Who cares? Are you really that shallow you want your wife to look good when she's in her 80s? What are you going to do, just walk around the place showing off your wife going, "I had sex with that."?

People like you is exactly why I absolutely hate interracial relationships between Asians and anyone not Asian. You don't care about her at all do you? You just want some good looking girl to pork. You people just look at the Asian women as some kind of goal to sleep with, and the Asian men are some communist robots that are dogs to our leaders.
#204993 to #204986 - comandante
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(12/18/2015) [-]
btw, we really can't have sex at all. She has some physical issues, and i mosty just jack off to get off. So if i wanted JUST sex, na nigga, their are easier options if u just want that. Bless her heart she tries, but she has never made me cum. i love her because i do. Though i do see your point; i have met some crazy fucks that go way beyond preference
#204992 to #204986 - comandante
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(12/18/2015) [-]
There is nothing wrong with having a preferance. Why should i be forced to meet other people, when i already know what i liked? Though first let me correct myself, i have met 2 asshole asians. Funny enough, i didn't like them. Many people have these misconception that we fuck them because of their looks, or only want them because of that. Asian culture, and how asian woman are raised, is great. There is a lot of respect, loyalty, and understanding, in the majority of them in how there raised. Now, on an individual basis, i have met 2 or 3 americanized (what a surprise) asian that are cunts. Looks are everything, but if i find asians cute, and prefer asians, im allowed too.
#204981 to #204968 - comandante
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(12/17/2015) [-]
Thanks dude, but duolingo doesn't have chinese yet
#204960 to #204957 - braveblue ONLINE
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(12/17/2015) [-]
That's a lot of dedication, good luck man I hope you can see this through.
#204954 - utarefson
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(12/17/2015) [-]
I have a crush on this girl, and she has a boyfriend. Being someone who isn't austistic or retarded, I backed off and moved on, but I'm still attracted to her.
Lately I've seen her looking at me a lot and she's been flirting with me.

What do I do?
Actually, no, I know what I should do: avoid that shit like it's toxic. But a better question is how do I do it? She's hot, she's flirting with me, I have an infatuation, and her boyfriend is a skeleton. The temptation is real.
send help
#204979 to #204954 - cognosceteipsum
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(12/17/2015) [-]
I wanted to see how blunt I could make that. Nothing personal, thanks for being my testing grounds.
#205232 to #204979 - utarefson
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(12/21/2015) [-]
if that was a test you get a D


that wasn't any kind of pun, my implication is that you barely get a passing grade
#205249 to #205232 - cognosceteipsum
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(12/21/2015) [-]
Not really. I tried it out but it wasn't a test. But I don't even think you know what I was going for, so you can't exactly judge.
#204978 to #204954 - cognosceteipsum
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(12/17/2015) [-]
If you're a person with integrity, dignity and self respect, ideals comparable only to those of a Gurkha soldier or a Chechen: ignore her.

If you're a lowly, slimy, scummy opportunist sociopath who works only on whim: cuck her boyfriend.
#204977 to #204954 - enlightednatzie
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(12/17/2015) [-]
The best solution is to fuck the skeleton boyfriend.
#204969 to #204954 - ieatbengay
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(12/17/2015) [-]
"here boyfriend is a skeleton"

im gonna guess your a gym rat with a sup/inferiority complex

are you sure she's flirting with you? give an example
#205231 to #204969 - utarefson
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(12/21/2015) [-]
hey bro thanks for the advice I really appreciate it
I should have you advise me more often.
#204955 to #204954 - anon
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(12/17/2015) [-]
possibly tell her you need a break from a friendship/realtionship or contact or whatever
if not you could always just bodyslam her and crush her instantly
but really bro dont steal a mans girl not cool
#204953 - chaoticDONUT
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(12/17/2015) [-]
I've been experiencing this bug where some pieces of content crash Google chrome.
This only seems to happen on my desktop.



Halp?
#204951 - mikeypooh
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(12/17/2015) [-]
anyone know how long it takes a package from codejunkies to get to the us? i keep trying to email them but no answer
#204939 - thumbsdenied
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(12/16/2015) [-]
are hairy men repulsive these days? Ive been cursed with a hairy body but i dont mind it myself really, just the backside hair is kinda annoying. ive tried grooming all the torso hair off, but i feel like a child afterwards, also the damn itchyness after is terrible. Waxing costs a ton and it sucks. My back does feel satin smooth for a few weeks after the strange tight skin feeling goes away from waxing.


#204970 to #204939 - ieatbengay
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(12/17/2015) [-]
no, body hair is attractive, women like masculinity, the problem for those who dont like it is long/ungroomed hair, you can trim/shape parts of it if your feeling self conscious about it, but shaving it all off is worse than never touching it

obviously everyone has their preferences so you cant please everyone, but ive heard good things about chest hair and the 'happy trail'

everyone wants what they dont have so dont be ashamed of it
#204946 to #204939 - bosmerbooty
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(12/17/2015) [-]
That's all subjective. I personally am not attracted to hairy guys at all, where as one of my best friends is attracted to full on gorilla men, and my other best friendeals likes her men to be somewhere between the two extremes.

Don't wax/shave if it's more trouble than it's worth. The hair lovers will come.
#204947 to #204946 - bosmerbooty
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(12/17/2015) [-]
I don't know why that autocorrected to friendeals but let's roll with it.
#204949 to #204947 - thumbsdenied
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(12/17/2015) [-]
Il keep on going what i feel comfortable in. Thank yas
#204940 to #204939 - confusedasian
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(12/16/2015) [-]
Don't know if you're cool with another guys opinion. I'm alright with hairy guys, but I don't like hair on my own body if that makes any sense.
#204941 to #204940 - thumbsdenied
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(12/16/2015) [-]
Id make a great bear in the gay community, but sadly im straight. It seems women dont really like hairy men anymore.
#204942 to #204941 - confusedasian
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(12/16/2015) [-]
Straight guys not allowed to tell another guy he looks good or not? One person doesn't speak for the rest, but I knew this girl back in high school that preferred hairy guys. In her words, "I think guys should be hairy you know. Like that's what I think a man should be like." Again, that was one person, but there are more. Everyone has different preferences.
#204948 to #204942 - thumbsdenied
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(12/17/2015) [-]
Nono i wasnt implying you were gay, im a bit metrosexual and i tend to look at other men for pointers on what looks good. I just noticed that i would fit well in the bear side of the gay community. also yeah i know there are women out there who prefer hairy men, or dont care about it. Just seems these days everybody is really fussy about looks more than the actual person, but i still go to school and everybody seems like a clone there to me, and i get cheeky comments about my beard and chest hair showing sometimes.
#204938 - confusedasian
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(12/16/2015) [-]
My windows 10 just reset itself. Like I woke up, and saw that the windows 10 just like reinstalled itself. I didn't uninstall it prior. Anyone have this happen to them?
#204943 to #204938 - anon
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(12/16/2015) [-]
Nope.
Even your computer is a special snowflake.
Fuck off you twat.
#204944 to #204943 - confusedasian
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(12/16/2015) [-]
Did I do something to you?
#204945 to #204944 - anon
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(12/17/2015) [-]
Notice me senpai
#204937 - thefunnyside
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(12/16/2015) [-]
#204932 - anon
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(12/16/2015) [-]
hey dehumanizer

this is for you fam

/How+to+get+the+girl/youtube/5771287/
#204934 to #204932 - dehumanizer
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(12/16/2015) [-]
why didnt i get this as a mention, but yes i did like the video although as i said in the comments i can not talk to females i am not intrested in and when im intrested i get obsessed, also moving on is very very very very hard
#204950 to #204934 - confusedasian
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(12/17/2015) [-]
Anons can't mention people.
#204935 to #204934 - alstorp
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(12/16/2015) [-]
Do you have the original of that chart?
#204956 to #204935 - dehumanizer
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(12/17/2015) [-]
this is the original (^:
#204961 to #204956 - alstorp
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(12/17/2015) [-]
Nevermind found it
#204963 to #204961 - dehumanizer
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(12/17/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
either way im beyond the point of no return
#204931 - mikeypooh
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(12/16/2015) [-]
how can i make a tweet so awesome that the servers breakdown and they have to get new ones? not as an attack towards twitter, but because the tweet would be so awesome
#204925 - anon
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(12/16/2015) [-]
Okay I have a story to tell but I'm gonna ask for advice at the end so If you want go ahead and just skip it but it all ties into what I'm asking.
Anyway here it goes I'm gonna shorten it as much as possible: There's this guy let's call him Jake and he is pretty disgusting Imo but he's dating this 7/10 chick and how he got her to like him is a fucking mystery anyway this guy rarely showers, wears the same ripped sweater every single day, barely brushes his teeth, and basically has no idea what good hygiene is. Anyway I only found this out after being friends with him for a while (we became good friends and I said I'd be there for him if he needed it) and I also learned that he loves attention and will get it anyway he can whether it's self harming (yes he cuts and he did it every time he didnt get attention, and he even told me to call the cops if he ever said he was gonna become an hero which is fucked up considering you're not suppose to put that kind of pressure on a "friend") or making someone look bad anyway fast forward a year and I'm fucking sick of him because all he does is make racist remarks and make fun of me which I had gotten used to because I didn't care after taking this for a year. A couple days into the next year his girlfriend breaks up with him. Then we talk about it and i side with him becaude of the texts between him and 7/10. Soon after he's showing everybody texts between him and her and saying that she's a terrible person because she told him to kill himself but that was far from the truth because a couple days later she texts me and i found out shes really cool and we have alot in common and I also found out that she left him because he wouldn't get help for his "depression" (I'm very sure he faked it to get people to feel sympathy for him) and she didn't like that he continuously cut himself to get her to not leave him (yes he threatened her and said he'd kill himself if she left him) so she said she wasn't responsibe for anything he did after she broke up with him. Anyways this guy's going around telling everyone she's a terrible person and all that kind of bs. So after a few months of this I finally just tell him I'm not gonna be friends with him anymore. Soon after me and the 7/10 start dating and everything's great. Until land whale Jake tells everyone that I (his best friend apparently) betrayed him and then he started texting me telling me I'm a piece of shit and that he hopes my house burns down with me in it. Keep in mind I have done nothing to this scumbag except leave his friend group so I of course try to keep the piece because people are already hating me because they believe his pos story. This doesn't work and he does this for a while so of course I just use this to my advantage and tell people hes an attention whore and he's verbally attacking me because I sided with his girlfriend and I show them the texts he's sent (I'll put them up if I still have them) and people still sided with this dirt bag. Anyways fast forward about 7 months and me and the 7/10 are still together. So my question is am I a bad person for dating the 7/10 instead of siding with my "friend"?
#204930 to #204925 - enlightednatzie
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(12/16/2015) [-]
Nah bro. Like you said, he is disgusting because he never showers and brush his teeth. He also cuts himself for attention which is pretty fucked up by my standards. And like you also said, he make up bullshit stories about you behind your back so i cant say that you did wrong.
#204927 to #204925 - anon
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(12/16/2015) [-]
Oh and he got really clingy after she broke up with him
#204929 to #204927 - sushininja ONLINE
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(12/16/2015) [-]
Insulting "Jake" adds bias to your story which makes you both equally look bad. Therefore, when you tell this story in real life, be calm. This makes it seem like he's just an angry kid and you're reasonable and on the right. Thus, boosting your support. (Assuming that everything you've said is 100% true. Not that I'm saying it isn't.)

Anyways if what you said is 100% true, then you're in the right and he's just wants attention in a cringe way. Block him, but keep all evidence that you would need to justify yourself. If a guy (jake) chooses to only have one friend (you), it's his own fault when he doesn't have any other friends.
#204926 to #204925 - anon
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(12/16/2015) [-]
Tl;Dr guy im friends with dates 7/10 girl but he's disgusting, fakes depression, racist, and cuts for attention so soon after she leaves him for it and so do i and me and her end up dating so he gets mad and throws bitch fit and makes us look like we're bad people
#204924 - anon
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(12/16/2015) [-]
well I'm 99% sure I'm going to fail my first year of university and probably going to be kicked off the course for it. all my work is in for tomorrow and there are many things I haven't done or have no idea how to do so it cannot be done. it's also worth mentioning I hate the course I am on, absolutely abhor it.

my question is, what am I to do next? do I just go back home, get a job and see where it goes from there?
#204973 to #204924 - ieatbengay
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(12/17/2015) [-]
if i were you i would take a year out, get a job and maybe travel a bit, have some priceless life experiences that you can't really get when you're raising kids or holding down a decent job, then the year after reapply to university and actually try this time (or decide it's not for you)
#204996 to #204973 - anon
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(12/18/2015) [-]
Sounds like the best option.
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#204920 - dehumanizer
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#204919 - enlightednatzie
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(12/16/2015) [-]
Well, time to go to school lads!
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#204909 - sweetbutteryjesus ONLINE
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(12/16/2015) [-]
(American)
Going to college next year (class of 2020)
Any advice?
#204974 to #204909 - ieatbengay
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(12/17/2015) [-]
take part in a lot of things and make a lot of friends at the start

the later you leave it the harder it gets
#204917 to #204909 - confusedasian
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(12/16/2015) [-]
Don't believe those retarded ass kids who say college is expensive. There's a shit ton of free money out there, scholarships that are just there (example, a church near where I live gave out money to people going to college.), there's different ways to go and save money. All in all if you play smart, you'll do fine.

Money-wise:
First, unless you already got scholarships lined up, I don't recommend you starting a university. Start with a community college. Go there and get the general studies/pre-requisites out of the way. Also, community college is a nice way to "break into the scene" and get a feel of how things work in college.

Second, talk to your guidance counselors, they'll point you in the right direction, but don't take their words to heart. Lets say you're like me, okay? You're going for an associates in computer programming and analysis. I get set up with the guidance counselors, but after that I want to look for the tech department on the campus and talk to the advisers there. Guidance counselors can show me the way, but it's the advisers that will help me take the best road. You understand what I mean? Become good friends with your department advisers. If you're in tech like me, tech department. If you're in business, business department. There are different sections in college campuses, just like the different areas at your high school. Like math will be on one side, reading on another, so on so forth.

Third, community college is cheap. I'm literally getting payed to go to college because fafsa gives me just a tad bit too much money. But hey, I'm not complaining. Extra money to help pay bills or buy video games.

Fourth, fafsa. Absolutely try to sign up for it. Even if you don't think you qualify, it never hurts to try. If you need help with it, give me a buzz. I've done it numerous times. It's fairly straight forward, but triple check to make sure the information you're putting in is correct.

Fifth, read fafsa very carefully. First year when I just started, I accidentally agreed to a loan. Not a big deal. I only owe them $4500~ give or take, but you can bet your holy ass I am reading carefully everything I'm signing.

It's really not that expensive. Play smart and you'll be fine. You asking for tips is a great thing.


Education/class:
If you're still in high school and going immediately after you graduate, keep reading. If you're taking a break after graduating (I personally took a year off because of reasons.), skip this and go to the next paragraph. If you're going straight after high school, the classes are no problem in terms of work load. Of course, it all comes down to your professors (rate my professors is cool, but take their ratings with a grain of salt. One of the reviews I read complained that the professor was too relaxed. Yeah, take that site with a grain of sale.). Sign up for as many as you can handle, but don't exert yourself too much. Also, judge how much you can afford for that semester. Fafsa gives you money, but your college divides that money for each semester. Say, I get $3000. My school cuts that in half so that my fall semester, I have $1500 for classes. In spring semester, I get the other $1500.

If you're taking a break and then coming back, I would suggest a minimum of three classes. Not a whole lot to over whelm you, but it's enough to get you back into the flow of things. Now again, it also depends on the professors. I was fortunate enough to have some cool professors and a pretty relaxed work load. I personally took four classes.
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