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#62632 - ipwnallnubz has deleted their comment. [-]
User avatar #62639 to #62632 - pianoasis (03/30/2013) [-]
I'm assuming you like cool series so I'll refer you to the Percy Jackson & The Olympians books and the Pendragon series. Pendragon is amazing, and coincidentally has little to do with dragons, but more so with time and space travel. It's a great series, and not well known. It's a long series too, 10 books.
#62664 to #62639 - gingerizemecaptain (03/30/2013) [-]
Mother fucking Pendragon! Holy shit I miss that. Great, great series.
User avatar #62613 - toxicskull (03/30/2013) [-]
I have a 30 minute long video how can i split it to like two 15 minute ones?
User avatar #62626 to #62613 - akkere ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
Movie maker can be found in Windows Live Essentials, along with MSN Messenger (which will soon be absorbed into skype) and other fun stuff.
Just google windows live essentials and you'll find it.
User avatar #62617 to #62613 - pianoasis (03/30/2013) [-]
Windows Movie Maker

I'm pretty sure it's free, if not just torrent it.
User avatar #62627 to #62617 - toxicskull (03/30/2013) [-]
The thing is that's what I have been trying to do but I don't know how to
User avatar #62630 to #62627 - pianoasis (03/30/2013) [-]
select portion you want to split in half, then click the split button, then cut out one and paste it into a new file, then save both
User avatar #62619 to #62617 - beatmasterz (03/30/2013) [-]
It's included in 7.
User avatar #62620 to #62619 - pianoasis (03/30/2013) [-]
I have 7 and I didn't get it, nor did I get Microsoft Word. I got fucked.
User avatar #62622 to #62620 - beatmasterz (03/30/2013) [-]
Bummer, I had to download word too, but I got MM. Which 7 do you have?
User avatar #62623 to #62622 - pianoasis (03/30/2013) [-]
Home edition, pretty sure
#62612 - yadude (03/30/2013) [-]
what's this kind of hat called?
User avatar #62637 to #62612 - teoberry (03/30/2013) [-]
army cap
User avatar #62629 to #62612 - mrkickasscomedy (03/30/2013) [-]
a green hat
User avatar #62601 - ihaveupsyndrome (03/30/2013) [-]
What's the point of life?
User avatar #62675 to #62601 - holdup (03/30/2013) [-]
to find the truth.
User avatar #62641 to #62601 - pianoasis (03/30/2013) [-]
Shrek
User avatar #62621 to #62601 - beatmasterz (03/30/2013) [-]
For the more altruistic among us it's to contribute to society so it may live on.
#62616 to #62601 - N. Korean citizen (03/30/2013) [-]
To make a better future.
User avatar #62614 to #62601 - pianoasis (03/30/2013) [-]
The point of life is like the point of playing the game Sims, there is no point unless you imagine one
User avatar #62608 to #62601 - davvi ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
enjoying it
User avatar #62607 to #62601 - sirbutterballs ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
the "l" is kinda pointy.
User avatar #62603 to #62601 - revorce (03/30/2013) [-]
There is no point in life. Even if you achieve something it won't last. Nothing is of value because nothing is eternal.
User avatar #62628 to #62603 - everheat (03/30/2013) [-]
Value = Eternity
Money = Valuable
Nothing is eternal.
Money doesn't exist.
User avatar #62642 to #62628 - pianoasis (03/30/2013) [-]
Value is OF eternity, not value IS eternity

Value = Eternity * K

Money is OF value

Money = Value * F

But Eternity = 0

Value = 0

Money = 0

That's the logic you were searching for.
User avatar #62643 to #62642 - everheat (03/30/2013) [-]
Blergh, same principal.
User avatar #62615 to #62603 - stiltsformidgets (03/30/2013) [-]
I'm sure that's what Edward Jenner had in mind while he was working on the smallpox vaccination.
User avatar #62624 to #62615 - revorce (03/30/2013) [-]
Well, vaccination sure is a good thing, can't deny that, but in the end there's still people dying.
#62602 to #62601 - justthisonepost (03/30/2013) [-]
Life is about trying not to fuck up, and ultimately accepting whatever you end up.
User avatar #62597 - kingnarnode (03/30/2013) [-]
So I'm going to an anime con in a few months and my cosplay calls for me to wear a speedo. That being said, does anyone know what the indecent exposure law in Ontario is, and would wearing a speedo violate it.
User avatar #62683 to #62597 - Leopard (03/30/2013) [-]
Don't wear a speedo. Don't be one of those weird dudes...
User avatar #62695 to #62683 - kingnarnode (03/30/2013) [-]
how is that weird exactly
User avatar #62696 to #62695 - Leopard (03/30/2013) [-]
Guys in speedos have a persona of usually being really weird or really gay.
User avatar #62676 to #62597 - jelatinman (03/30/2013) [-]
Wear 3 speedos, and say you're covered.
User avatar #62600 to #62597 - silverzepher (03/30/2013) [-]
legal.advicescene.com/ca/lawyers
ask there, they should be able to help.
#62593 - thatonesouthernkid (03/30/2013) [-]
I've been having some pretty major issues with letting go of my ex lately. after she dumped me I thought I could replace her, but nobody was as beautiful and as kind and sweet as she was. they were all tramps and sluts who liked me for my appearance. they gave me company for a while but my relationships always went sour with them eventually. I was pretty sure i could find love somewhere else, but every time there I got feelings for a girl I found out they're already in a relationship or just weren't interested. as it turns out I never really let go of the feelings I had for my girl back then. she left me for some other guy. not for any petty reasons or anything like that, I was just an awful boyfriend and never showed her my affections like i should have. she left me for a better man and i can't stand it. I've been feeling so lonely lately I couldn't help but look at her smile in the photos i still have of her, i miss her so much guys. I need advice on how to forget her or something, what the fuck do I do?
User avatar #62598 to #62593 - silverzepher (03/30/2013) [-]
don't forget, tell her how you feel. don't expect her to drop her new guy for you, but don't just wait around for her, go out there get yourself another person you love and try and make it work, show the world that you will try and be the man you where not before. don't forget the past, be the man the man you want to be wants to be. show them that if you can't hold it together that you will still do what you can for them even after you let them go, show them that it is okay to move on as long as they are happy where they go, don't stop them from being happy, just make them happy while you can, and try again. trial and error, fix, repeat, until you find yourself one day in the arms of the woman you love staring into their eyes asking them how you got someone like them, and have them ask you the same question back.
#62583 - assyria (03/30/2013) [-]
ITT: Is masturbating while in a non-sexual relationship wrong?
ITT: Is masturbating while in a non-sexual relationship wrong?
User avatar #62684 to #62583 - Leopard (03/30/2013) [-]
Btw being friends with a girl doesn't count as a non-sexual relationship
User avatar #62677 to #62583 - jelatinman (03/30/2013) [-]
This is one of the dumbest questions ever asked here.
User avatar #62618 to #62583 - everheat (03/30/2013) [-]
Silly goose, masturbating is never wrong.
User avatar #62609 to #62583 - davvi ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
no, not even in a sexual relationship imo (as long as it doesn't impair your ability to fulfill the deed)
User avatar #62587 to #62583 - silverzepher (03/30/2013) [-]
it's stress relief, so no. neither party wants to fight because they don't relive the stress.
#62585 to #62583 - N. Korean citizen (03/30/2013) [-]
Masturbating is never wrong.
User avatar #62576 - katinka (03/30/2013) [-]
What do you guys think about corsets? Not the exaggeratedly fancy ones, just simple, black, maybe with a bit of lace. I'm thinking about buying some and don't want to look like a female douche. Is it too much, or socially acceptable?
User avatar #62689 to #62576 - Leopard (03/30/2013) [-]
It's not. Maybe in the 1800's but not today.

Just go with a belly shirt if you wanna be a cute slut.
User avatar #62678 to #62576 - jelatinman (03/30/2013) [-]
It's socially acceptable to a point I guess. It all depends on how you look. Sad to say but true.
User avatar #62685 to #62678 - Leopard (03/30/2013) [-]
How is that sad?
User avatar #62686 to #62685 - jelatinman (03/30/2013) [-]
If you're ugly you have to restrict them to certain types of clothing in your mind, and vice versa the other way around. It's not so much sad but sad for her, since she doesn't wanna be a slut. pretentious bitch.
User avatar #62591 to #62576 - ohgodbarrett (03/30/2013) [-]
Unless you're in a modeling competition or somewhere that calls dress-code specifically for it, you'll look like a giant douche.


User avatar #62563 - scapeartist (03/30/2013) [-]
Im trying to find a free or cheap alternative to photoshop. Any suggestions?
#62884 to #62563 - redumbdancy (03/31/2013) [-]
TPB mother fucker, that shits free.
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#62517 - harryblazer (03/30/2013) [-]
alright, so I got me some troubles with the female gender, and people usually come here to vent about it. So, im in college and my whole floor doesnt really know eachother. So we decide to go out to this club off campus. I hate cubs, but didnt want to seem anti social. Its me, 2 other guys and 3 other girls. Its ok for the guys, but pretty akward for the girls. Tow are the real soriety type bubbly cheerleaders,but they already hate eachother. Its only been 25 minutes and they already hate eachother. Jesus help us . The third girls name is emma and shes the complete oposite of them. Kind of punk rockish, but not in your face scary dyke with it. So we're sitting around just talking when, of course, the typical college frat douchefags walk over. The two other girs are all over them, but emma isnt interested. So they start teasing her, calling her a dyke, ect.
Its starting to piss her off so shes asks them to leave and the alpha dick tosses a drink in her face. Being the closest, i shove him. He's a little bigger than me but piss drunk so when he throws a punch I just duck and hit him in the gut (having an older brother kinda pays off).After a few slurs against our sexuality they leave. Thats pretty much it. I didnt think of myself as some crazy hero and we didnt start a bar fight or anything, but now im getting these weird signals from emma. The whole ride home shes practically snuggling up to me in the back seat and said we should hang out again.Whenever we do hang out she always wants to be near me,Its nothing to crazy, and shes a hell of alot cooler than those other two girls, but am I interpreting this all wrong? I think ive noticed some other signs, but Ive never really had a serious girlfriend and i dont want to seem like a perv.
User avatar #62589 to #62517 - silverzepher (03/30/2013) [-]
do you like her? not being sarcastic if you do you could try asking her, or you could ask her out on a date, or a double date(not the bimbos), or try asking a friend of her's.
#62635 to #62589 - harryblazer (03/30/2013) [-]
I did it, and it worked
User avatar #62687 to #62635 - silverzepher (03/30/2013) [-]
good, now remember prepare it before you share it.
User avatar #62575 to #62517 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
If thats her in the picture, go for it.
If not, still go for it. You defended her honour from those scoundrels, you are a gentleman. She saw that shit, she likes you for it. Talk to her, if you have the same interests, keep that choo choo train going. If you haven't had a serious girlfriend yet, now is your chance.
User avatar #62526 to #62517 - stripey ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
Sounds like she wants the D. Ask her out.
User avatar #62523 to #62517 - weinerdick (03/30/2013) [-]
Sometimes being direct isn't bad
"Do you uh.. wanna get some grub some time?"
I don't know. Seems to me that she likes you
User avatar #62522 to #62517 - pianoasis (03/30/2013) [-]
You protected her from danger, now she is obligated to mate with you (because we still live in the stone age, y'know?)
#62636 to #62522 - harryblazer (03/30/2013) [-]
great, ive already picked out our wedding rings so it wont be akward
#62529 to #62522 - pianoasis (03/30/2013) [-]
also, this
also, this
#62634 to #62527 - harryblazer (03/30/2013) [-]
alright, I took everyone advice and she practically jumped me on the couch when I asked her. Not only do I have a super cool,cute girlfriend...but dad lost that bet and now owes me 20 dollars.
#62507 - axeul (03/30/2013) [-]
So I have this project I have to do where i have to come up with a new word to add to the english dictionary. I have no imagination right now and can't think of something that needs to be described with a new word. I'm thinking that it needs to be something that people do commonly that doesn't have a word on its own. It would make life easier to just have a word to describe that action or behavior. It can be a verb, noun, whatever. I just can't think of anything.
User avatar #62611 to #62507 - davvi ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
SWAG, YOLO, 420BLAZEITFGT, 1V1MEIRL
User avatar #62590 to #62507 - silverzepher (03/30/2013) [-]
prowsing (prows-ing) - the act of pirating movies or shows to find if you would purchase them at a later time.
User avatar #62584 to #62507 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
serpitocious.
Adjective; word this better than I could, please. Acting in a way as if trying to evade any situation.
Serp, like serpent, trying to slither out of things. ocious because that suffix.
User avatar #62582 to #62507 - agooodname (03/30/2013) [-]
funner
User avatar #62519 to #62507 - weinerdick (03/30/2013) [-]
Revengeance
(that one thing) what you get when you finish a quarrel unwanted by you
#62528 to #62519 - axeul (03/30/2013) [-]
im sorry if I seem retarded but that definition are you saying the feeling you get when you end a quarrel that you did not start / an unwarranted quarrel.
User avatar #62515 to #62507 - instalation (03/30/2013) [-]
Glimmish (adjective) glim-ish: To appear as if one had a rather bad day.
#62516 to #62515 - axeul (03/30/2013) [-]
any reason as to why you chose glimmish to describe that? I have to write about why that form of the word was chosen. Do you think glummish would make more sense?
User avatar #62520 to #62516 - instalation (03/30/2013) [-]
Glimmish to describe having a rough day. The beginning is gl- as in for gloom. im for imps, and mish as in a mish-mash of some sort.
I don't know. I still feel brain dead.
#62525 to #62520 - axeul (03/30/2013) [-]
thanks for you help
User avatar #62436 - dmagen (03/30/2013) [-]
oh well what the hell I guess I'll just ask someone, maybe it will make me feel better.
so hmm well I think I should start in kindergarten.
In kindergarten I had a nemesis, yeah that's a good word, a fat little girl. problem is, she was really mean and "popular", so she got the rest of my class to hate me. I only had one friend who also hated her, but I didn't care much. one day she started picking on me so when I tried to defend myself she got the whole class together and made fun of me about all sorts of illogical little kid stuff, but that didn't made them laugh less. they all just surrounded me and laughed while pointing at me. I don't really remember it as a bad thing, I just remember it, and it's one of the few memories I have from kindergarten. I guess this is when I started the "epic journey" of becoming the now pathetic me. I just gave up on having friends, or even talking to anyone I didn't know.
when I started my first year at school it was in a new neighborhood where nobody knew me, but instead of trying to make any friends I just... didn't talk to anybody. I just sat quietly alone at any corner I could find. the kids there knew each other from kindergarten, so they had no reason to try and make new friends, so that wasn't very lucky for me.
each one of my brakes until the 5th grade was pretty much the same, looking at cars passing by near the school.
I became really mean myself, and also gained weight because I always sat at home doing nothing. I even remember making some kid cry him in the 3rd grade, after I insulted him for wearing glasses just because I wanted to hurt him. everybody started calling me mean and that is when my isolation became imposed. that's when the first good thing in my life happened, at that summer vacation I thought to myself what I did wrong and realized I should try to start being nice to people. one of the first things I did at the 4th grade was apologizing to that kid, and it felt nice.
User avatar #62554 to #62436 - scapeartist (03/30/2013) [-]
Try adding a tl;dr to your post. Otherwise i'm not gonna help you
User avatar #62668 to #62554 - dmagen (03/30/2013) [-]
nvm I'll just do what zzonked said.
User avatar #62437 to #62436 - dmagen (03/30/2013) [-]
well I guess it was a good thing, because now I'm trying to be nice, but what I do is just bottle up my feelings inside and then let them explode when I'm angry.
in the 5th grade everything started becoming a little bit better, kids from my class invited me to play basketball with them at the brakes, and I discovered I was really good at it, and it was really fun. but still I never tried to talk to anyone at class, and remained isolated most of the day at my home. that's also when I got my first computer, yeah give a fucked up isolated kid the internet, a really good idea.
At the 6th grade everybody stopped playing basketball.
I can keep talking about my 7th,8th and 9th grades but there wouldn't be much to say, I just got worst. I gained a lot more weight, I started becoming addicted to the internet, my isolation became social anxiety, and my friend count remained at 0. I mean I talked to people(only from my class), but no one was truly my friend, they were all just people I knew.
not because they couldn't have been, but because by then I was too afraid to get out of my house and go out with people. so no matter how much I talked with them at class it never became more than just someone you know kind of relationship.
that's why I couldn't make friends, because I was afraid of changing myself, or trying something new.
I'm getting pretty tired of writing all of this so I will make stuff shorter. basically, at the 10th grade the school assigned kids to new classes, and brought some new kids.
I made 3 sort-of-friends which all knew each other from previous years at the school, which by the 11th grade became 1 sort of friend and 1 person I'm not sure if I can call a friend or not.
User avatar #62438 to #62437 - dmagen (03/30/2013) [-]

that's why I started writing this, because of this person. he lived really close to school, so whenever we ditched class we went to his house( and we ditched class a lot). when I came to school I talked to him and for the first time wasn't really held back a lot. he loved a lot of things I also love like anime, and even thought we never went to somewhere beside his house, it was enough for me. problem is it was so conferrable I didn't need to change.
so because our whole "friendship" was based on us being at school, when I finished the 12 grade I just stopped speaking to him.
and now I'm thinking about this and I realize that because of who I am, I missed a lot, and even when I could have changed I didn't and probably lost someone who could have finally become my friend because of this.
and to top this I'm always thinking about the past and how I would change everything if I could just start over at the 1st grade, and I let the present slip by. and even when I'm aware of this, I'm just too afraid to try something different, to change.
I hate who I became and I'm too afraid to change it.
so my question is what should I do? I mean I know I could probably change if I tried but I'm too fucking afraid to try. and even if I decide to try anyway I end up saying I will try later and now I will just keep doing what I always do, which is nothing.
User avatar #62485 to #62438 - zzonked (03/30/2013) [-]
I enjoyed reading that story for catharsis reasons. I was lucky that I have always had friends, but it's probably because the ones I got I stuck to. For example my two best friends I have known for 12 and 7 years, if I didn't latch onto them early I think I could have been like you, because I always did things a bit similar to you, if I didn't know people I wont go out of my way to talk to them.

Two biggest turning points for me in this attitude were 1) Lifting weights 3 times a week 2) Reading Neil Strauss 'The Game' and then studying tons of stuff about picking up girls (Through books and a large part through a company called Real Social Dynamics, they have tons of free videos on youtube). Second one sounds stupid if you say it out loud, but there's actually loads of information out there about actively trying to improve your social skills. Poor social skills is not something you get stuck with for life and it's not something you can change easily on a whim, but it is something you can change.

Change is little daunting because it does take effort, but really all it is is tons of baby steps in the right direction. Every time you leave your comfort zone you extend it a little bit and gain reference experiences that make things seem more natural. So at first I was scared to even go to the gym on my own, now it's literally nothing to me. I was scared to talk to strangers, now I can walk up to girls I don't know and start talking to them (note: this will always be a little scary, you just have to get over it).

There will never be a point when things feel completely correct and natural, though. People, myself included, sometimes imagine a time in the future when things are easy and they can do everything, but that will never, ever, come. You just have to stay present to the moment and try things now.

Rambled a bit, but that's my experience anyway.
User avatar #62671 to #62485 - dmagen (03/30/2013) [-]
hmm i guess I could take in in baby steps, maybe that's a good idea, but I don't really want to learn how to pick up girls. not that I don't want a relationship (well now I don't but I guess I will sometime), but I just don't want to meet someone that way. well nvm that.
anyway thanks
User avatar #62476 to #62438 - dmagen (03/30/2013) [-]
comfortable not conferrable -_-
I guess writing this from my phone wasn't the best decision...
User avatar #62456 to #62438 - agooodname (03/30/2013) [-]
tldr?
User avatar #62462 to #62456 - dmagen (03/30/2013) [-]
I hate how I am and I'm too afraid to change it
what do?
User avatar #62465 to #62462 - stripey ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
stop being too afraid and start being awesome!
#62459 to #62456 - jettom ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
Tl;DR indeed!
User avatar #62430 - theangryrussian (03/30/2013) [-]
I need lesbian hentai (no tentacles) for... research. Yeah, research.
User avatar #62460 to #62430 - jettom ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
Maid-Sama
User avatar #62433 to #62430 - aklidic (03/30/2013) [-]
There is a hentai board
#62424 - catzombie ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
Ok, I've been on FJ for 6 weeks now on another account. Why? Becuase there's this one user who stalked me everyday for weeks, replying to every single comment I make saying shit just to harass me and make people hate me.
I left for 2 weeks and came back, he was still doing that shit.
Now that I left for 6 weeks, I'm making one test post to see if he's still searching my username everyday looking for new comments. Lets see if he replies.
#62775 to #62424 - N. Korean citizen (03/31/2013) [-]
Fuck off orrisic, leopard, and twoleopards
User avatar #62455 to #62424 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
At the bottom of the posts and ads on the left, is a complaints and harassment thing. Maybe that'll help
#62793 to #62455 - catzombie ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
DJ 4DM1N doesn't give a shit.
User avatar #62796 to #62793 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
Try blocking the person. Telling us his name(add a period somewhere so he doesn't get mentioned) and we'll just thumb everything he writes down until he gets banned?
#62801 to #62796 - catzombie ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
This is one of the messages he sent me. It's from an account he created after I blocked the first one.
User avatar #62804 to #62801 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
Try posting it on the harassment thing again. But give a really good worded explanation.
#62807 to #62804 - catzombie ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
I'll try that if he starts again. Notice the anon above.. I doubt it's him, but I guess I'm well hated on this site.
User avatar #62810 to #62807 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
I don't see why you'd be hated.
#62812 to #62810 - catzombie ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
It's just a few people that really hate me.
Then they use combinations of my comments to make it look like I'm a bad guy and spam screenshots on every one of my comments.

It's actually funny how stupid the reasons are.
User avatar #63797 to #62812 - leprosynachos (04/04/2013) [-]
Problem, champ?
#62797 to #62796 - catzombie ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
Already have done that. He can easily search my username and find my recent comments that way.
Also, he can easily make new accounts to harass with. There's actually no way I can stop him. I'm just checking to see if he'll post here.
User avatar #62800 to #62797 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
Go to your setting and make it so only friends can view your profile.
User avatar #62802 to #62800 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
Oh you did that. fuck
User avatar #62429 to #62424 - aklidic (03/30/2013) [-]
Disable viewing of your profile or block him
#62792 to #62429 - catzombie ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
Already have done that. He can easily search my username and find my recent comments that way.
#62773 to #62429 - N. Korean citizen (03/31/2013) [-]
He's a pedophile, the other guy kept on posting a screenshot of one of his pervy comments to try to make him leave. Don't feel sorry for this fucking waste of life
User avatar #62425 to #62424 - pianoasis (03/29/2013) [-]
what's the username?
#62791 to #62425 - catzombie ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
If I mention it, it's pretty clear someone's gonna talk to him, and he'll just start again.
#62413 - N. Korean citizen (03/29/2013) [-]
Hey guys I need some simple advice. I have a little trouble talking to girls that I like. I can start a conversation, keep the conversation going, keep the girl interested in what i'm saying and staying calm while in the conversation. But the problem is that when i'm talking to a attractive girl I cant stop smiling, i'm guessing its a sign that i'm nervous but I don't feel it. There's nothing wrong with my teeth or anything. I just want advice to keep a straight face when talking to girls I like. I don't want to accidentally creep a girl out with constant smiling.
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User avatar #62445 to #62418 - afastsnail (03/30/2013) [-]
Dude, all he wanted was some simple advice. You don't need to be a dick about it. Not everyone on this website is a 'betafag'. The advise given on this website is not that bad, and has helped some people. At least he's voicing his problem and looking for a way to fix it, instead of not doing anything about it.
#62399 - woohoopears (03/29/2013) [-]
I'm backkkkk (I'm very sorry if I annoy anyone, I just know that some people appreciate the help and I will continue to do this whenever I get bored). If you want to ask a girl a question or want a girl's point of view on a subject, I'm happy to help.
I'm backkkkk (I'm very sorry if I annoy anyone, I just know that some people appreciate the help and I will continue to do this whenever I get bored). If you want to ask a girl a question or want a girl's point of view on a subject, I'm happy to help.
User avatar #62510 to #62399 - ohgodbarrett (03/30/2013) [-]
I like to put on a banana suit and have women peel me.



Is that weird?
#62521 to #62510 - woohoopears (03/30/2013) [-]
Not if I can be first in line to do so.
User avatar #62534 to #62521 - ohgodbarrett (03/30/2013) [-]
You didn't let me finish.


The girls have to dress up in apple outfits and wrestle each other in the name of the great banana.
User avatar #62530 to #62521 - Timmietim ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
A friend of me is streaming bioshock 1, you can see if you like it here.
www.twitch.tv/a_loli_vampire
He never played it before.
User avatar #62497 to #62399 - alexanderburns ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
Do girls really have sexy pillowfights whenever their friends are over?
User avatar #62508 to #62497 - woohoopears (03/30/2013) [-]
Yes, we also have lots of lesbian sex and we never poop.
#62509 to #62508 - Timmietim ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
Reminds me of this
#62493 to #62399 - kingofdogs (03/30/2013) [-]
Why do girls kiss with the most unattractive dickheads at parties?
User avatar #62506 to #62493 - woohoopears (03/30/2013) [-]
Well, first of all, I wouldn't kiss someone unless it really meant something so I don't think I'm the right person to be answering this but never mind, I'll give it a go. I don't know why girls seem to be attracted to dickheads. I'd say that I'm not but I have been attracted to one before, simply because he was good looking. I now know how stupid that was and haven't liked a dickhead ever since. I think it's just the confidence that some girls go for, as most dickheads are cocky. I can't really answer this question because I can't say I've ever been to a party where girls start kissing unattractive dickheads but whatever girls go for, don't you ever stop being a good person because one day (or even now, if you're not single) you will find the right person for the right reasons and not because of shallow reasons.
#62512 to #62506 - kingofdogs (03/30/2013) [-]
Well, thanks anyways! Have a trophy.
User avatar #62532 to #62512 - woohoopears (03/30/2013) [-]
Haha, awh thanks, that dog is lush!
#62535 to #62532 - kingofdogs (03/30/2013) [-]
It isn't mine, although I do have a corgi myself. This is mine.
#62536 to #62535 - woohoopears (03/30/2013) [-]
Awh! I wish I had a dog.:3
Awh! I wish I had a dog.:3
#62540 to #62536 - kingofdogs (03/30/2013) [-]
Dogs bring nothing but happiness. And poop, some poop too.
#62541 to #62540 - woohoopears (03/30/2013) [-]
Who cares about the poop when they bring happiness?
Who cares about the poop when they bring happiness?
#62545 to #62541 - kingofdogs (03/30/2013) [-]
Neighbours do xD
#62546 to #62545 - woohoopears (03/30/2013) [-]
Hahahaha, well no one cares about the neighbours so it's fine!
Hahahaha, well no one cares about the neighbours so it's fine!
User avatar #62464 to #62399 - Timmietim ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
Why is it usually guys that have to ask a girl out?
i hate this standard
User avatar #62479 to #62464 - woohoopears (03/30/2013) [-]
I don't really know the answer to this. I suppose people still have it in their minds that it's the man's job to ask the girl out. Personally, I wouldn't ask someone out but that's just because I'm shy, I still think it's perfectly fine for a girl to ask a boy out. Then again, I might get to the point one day when I'm sick of being single my whole like and just say 'Fuck it, I'm madly in love with you, please go out with me.'
User avatar #62492 to #62479 - Timmietim ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
and i accidentaly my sentence there.
User avatar #62491 to #62479 - Timmietim ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
Another one:
Do you know any way i can just more confidence? that's probably the main issue i have with girls. I'm just too afraid to ask them out for example..
User avatar #62496 to #62491 - woohoopears (03/30/2013) [-]
I would love to help you with confidence but I have none so it might be a bit useless. Come to think of it, I'm giving out relationship advice and I've never even been in a relationship hahaa, pay no attention to me! (Ok, do pay attention to me because I still know what I'm talking about, don't worry). Anyway, just think to yourself 'It's not a big deal, rejection is not as bad as it seems' and it may help you to get the motivation to ask girls out. I have a situation here: my friend had liked a boy for ages and was too shy to say anything but last night she sat and talked to him all night (we were all drunk but still hahaha) and he asked HER out, it's still official, he meant it. Just go for it and you can get great things out of it. Would you rather look back on your life, knowing you missed an amazing opportunity that you never knew the outcome of or would you rather take the risk and look back and say, 'I'm so glad I did that' or 'It may not have worked but at least I tried and it helped me to gain the confidence to try again until I found someone who was perfect'?
User avatar #62501 to #62496 - Timmietim ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
That's basically why i hate myself for last summer.
Met a girl, hung out for days, even had a beach walk with her. But the whole time i couldn't get it out of my mouth to ask her out.

And it's okay, i haven't been in a relationship either and give my friends advice all the time too.
User avatar #62461 to #62399 - weinerdick (03/30/2013) [-]
...How do I know if a girl's interested in me?
Also, which episode is that gif from, if you know?
User avatar #62468 to #62461 - woohoopears (03/30/2013) [-]
This can be complicated because not all of these signs mean that she likes you - so just be careful and don't assume things straight away. I'd say if she does more than three of these things she has an interest in you:
- She touches you a lot,e.g. touches your arm or back when talking to you/plays with your hands.
- She looks at you a lot. If she is shy she will probably look away if you notice.
- She points her legs towards you when sitting, even if she isn't facing you.
- She smiles at you a lot.
- She tries to fit some compliments in/tries to make you feel good about yourself.
- If you walk past her whilst she is with friends, they may nudge her to your direction or laugh/giggle. (This could be mistaken easily, they could be laughing at you and not because their friend likes you- but hopefully not).
- She will often stumble upon her words or talk too much/too little.
- If she is shy she will struggle to keep eye-contact with you, if she is confident she will try to get as much eye-contact as possible.
- She might talk a lot to some boys but not as often with you. This is VERY easily mistaken. This is only the case if she does some of the other things as well. The reason she might not talk to you a lot is because she's embarrassed to and finds it easier to talk to boys she isn't interested in, OR she could just not be interested in you - this is very hard to judge.

These are the key points, but remember, some of them can be confused with just friendliness or the complete opposite. Hopefully the girl in question does/doesn't like you, whatever you would prefer in this situation.
Also, I don't know which episode that is from, sorry.
User avatar #62474 to #62468 - weinerdick (03/30/2013) [-]
We were talking the one day about me always being single and mentioned something about girls being shallow and that I'd find someone when I got a bit older (basically)
Was uh... that a good indicator or...?
And thank you
User avatar #62475 to #62474 - woohoopears (03/30/2013) [-]
Who said girls were shallow, you or her?
User avatar #62482 to #62478 - woohoopears (03/30/2013) [-]
Hmm, I don't know then. She might have been saying it to make you feel better or she might have been saying it because she wanted to be the one that wasn't shallow and liked you for who you are. I really don't know, just try and watch out for the signs and hopefully something good will happen.
User avatar #62484 to #62482 - weinerdick (03/30/2013) [-]
I've been talking to her since around november, and recently got a job with her at her suggestion, but now I'm quitting
Maybe I should drop it that I'm not really planning on going back there like ever and that we should maybe try to hang out or something?
User avatar #62488 to #62484 - woohoopears (03/30/2013) [-]
Well, try and hang out like you say, you'll never know until you try!
User avatar #62514 to #62488 - weinerdick (03/30/2013) [-]
Fair enough
Thanks for your time, and I hope you find the perfect person for you soon.
User avatar #62518 to #62514 - woohoopears (03/30/2013) [-]
It's fine, I'm always happy to help! I'm just sorry I couldn't give you amazing advice that would solve all your problems haha. Thank you though, hopefully everything will work out for you. :)
User avatar #62524 to #62518 - weinerdick (03/30/2013) [-]
If I can find it, if it works out for the better I'll tell you
User avatar #62533 to #62524 - woohoopears (03/30/2013) [-]
Woo, I love good news, I really hope it does! c:
User avatar #62432 to #62399 - aklidic (03/30/2013) [-]
Do you accept or reject the fact that women are weaker than men?
User avatar #62439 to #62432 - woohoopears (03/30/2013) [-]
I accept that women are weaker than men physically, like 100%, but I don't think that men are mentally stronger than women. I mean, some might be, but I think that overall, women can handle more things. (Like I said, there are still mentally strong men and mentally weak women, I just mean the majority.)
User avatar #62441 to #62439 - aklidic (03/30/2013) [-]
Also 2 more
1) Are musicians as attractive to women as people say thy are?
This one has been killing me for weeks.
2) Do women enjoy gay porn as much as men enjoy lesbians?
User avatar #62446 to #62441 - woohoopears (03/30/2013) [-]
1) Yes! I don't know what it is, being musical is just SO attractive. For example, I have a pretty average looking friend and he's lovely and everything but I never really looked at him in that way but as soon as he picked up his guitar and started singing I melted.
2) Erm... Women don't tend to watch porn but I would probably rather watch lesbian porn than gay porn. (Nothing about the gays... it's just... a bit... I don't know, I couldn't imagine it being as sexy with two sweaty men rubbing up against each other ahahaha, there's something about the female body that makes everything so much sexier, no homo.)
#62453 to #62446 - aklidic (03/30/2013) [-]
One more thing: what is up with girls and boy bands? (justin beiber 1D etc)
One more thing: what is up with girls and boy bands? (justin beiber 1D etc)
User avatar #62454 to #62453 - woohoopears (03/30/2013) [-]
I don't know really. I suppose when attractive boys are shoved onto your screens with some sort of talent you just automatically fancy them a little bit, I'm not a huge fan of either, but I can appreciate them. (Also, you seem to have quite a few questions, don't be shy if you have loads more questions, I have loads more time.)
User avatar #62458 to #62454 - aklidic (03/30/2013) [-]
What is the deal with airline food
#62463 to #62458 - woohoopears (03/30/2013) [-]
How about those forks?
User avatar #62467 to #62463 - aklidic (03/30/2013) [-]
Please solve the following equation:
3^x=9^(x+1)
Round to the nearest hundredth if necessary.
User avatar #62477 to #62467 - woohoopears (03/30/2013) [-]
But I'm guessing I did that wrong since you asked me to round it to the nearest hundredth... What kind of maths is it supposed to be? That's what I would have done if it was laws of indices
User avatar #62472 to #62467 - woohoopears (03/30/2013) [-]
3^x=9^(x+1)
3^x=(3^2)^(x+1)
3^x=3^2x+2
x=2x+2
-x=2
x=-2
User avatar #62481 to #62472 - aklidic (03/30/2013) [-]
And the hundredths was just to be vague
#62480 to #62472 - aklidic (03/30/2013) [-]
Ms Paint Skills off the charts
User avatar #62483 to #62480 - woohoopears (03/30/2013) [-]
I'm confused, are asking me to solve this?
User avatar #62487 to #62483 - aklidic (03/30/2013) [-]
Simplify
User avatar #62489 to #62487 - woohoopears (03/30/2013) [-]
That's what I meant to say aha, is the bottom supposed to be all one line? Like x^2+6x+9(x+3)
User avatar #62490 to #62489 - aklidic (03/30/2013) [-]
No I just forgot the line. Its (x^2+6x+9)/(x+3)
User avatar #62494 to #62490 - woohoopears (03/30/2013) [-]
Well I know the bottom is simplified to 2 because it's (x+3)(x+3)/(x+3) but I can't be bothered to do the rest ahah.
User avatar #62495 to #62494 - aklidic (03/30/2013) [-]
But that's where you're wrong. You're saying it as if it's 2(x+3)/(x+3). The process would be like this:
(x^2+6x+9)/(x+3)
(x+3)(x+3)/(x+3)
(x+3)(x+3)/(x+3)
(x+3)
User avatar #62499 to #62495 - woohoopears (03/30/2013) [-]
Urgh, you see I did that and them my stupid brain was like 'no, no, it's two because it's like saying 1+1/1', sorry. I'm going to shut up now, you wouldn't think I took A-level maths and actually did well in it haha.
User avatar #62505 to #62499 - aklidic (03/30/2013) [-]
Haha that happens to me all the time. This one time, I was really tired and i had to take a test. So I took it, and when I got it back, it was like a 70%. (I'm usually up in 96-98%). So I looked to see what I did wrong, and I subtracted instead of adding like 10 times.
User avatar #62511 to #62505 - woohoopears (03/30/2013) [-]
Well, I got 93% in a maths assessment the other day and one of the marks I lost was from not reading the question properly. I had to find the equation of a perpendicular line to the radius of a circle and it said in the question that a b and c are integers. What did I do? I left is as 2/3x+y+4 or whatever it was, I ALWAYS make stupid mistakes!
User avatar #62470 to #62467 - necessary **User deleted account** (03/30/2013) [-]
Well this one is really easy
But I still hate logs
User avatar #62471 to #62470 - aklidic (03/30/2013) [-]
I don't know 1 person that likes logs.
User avatar #62473 to #62471 - necessary **User deleted account** (03/30/2013) [-]
I'm really good at math
But I'm feeling kinda lazy because its spring break
I could solve that in like a minute
User avatar #62469 to #62467 - necessary **User deleted account** (03/30/2013) [-]
Logs
I hate logs
User avatar #62426 to #62399 - Timmietim ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
What do you think about guys that play a lot of videogames?
User avatar #62431 to #62426 - woohoopears (03/30/2013) [-]
They're my type I suppose. Well, it doesn't really matter but it's usually associated with the shy, quiet type that I'm attracted to so I like it. If it means we could sit and play through games together and share all of our theories then I'd be in love! I'm not as keen on things like Fifa because sport is not an interest of mine. When you say video games, I'm thinking more towards the Valve and Bethesda side of things. This is just me though, I know a lot of girls that hate video games and it annoys them when boys play them all of the time. It depends on what their interests are.
User avatar #62434 to #62431 - Timmietim ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
Goddamnit we need more girls like you.
Opinion on the new bioshock?
User avatar #62435 to #62434 - woohoopears (03/30/2013) [-]
I've never played any of the Bioshock games. I'm really interested though because I know a lot of people who love it. I was actually thinking about getting them all and playing through from the beginning, do you recommend it?
#62440 to #62435 - Timmietim ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
Yeah they are great, i'm almost at the end of the newest one.
The first one was absolutely amazing, 2nd was very good but pretty similar to 1 with the setting and stuff.
The new setting is really cool, but it's less creepy than the setting in bioshock 1 and 2.
This is a screenshot i made for example, (newest one)
User avatar #62442 to #62440 - woohoopears (03/30/2013) [-]
I'm pretty much sold then, I'll have to work on getting the first one, at least.
#62448 to #62442 - Timmietim ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
Found it
It's 16 euro's here. Don't know how about where you live.
User avatar #62450 to #62448 - woohoopears (03/30/2013) [-]
I'm from England so it will be about £16 I think. I only have Xbox and PC though so I'll have to look out for a version on one of those.
User avatar #62451 to #62450 - Timmietim ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
In my opinion the first one alone is worth 30€
User avatar #62443 to #62442 - Timmietim ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
I believe there is a bundle for 1 and 2 together.
I don't know about that for consoles though, i play pc only.
i'm addicted to buying games..
User avatar #62447 to #62443 - woohoopears (03/30/2013) [-]
Awh well thanks, I'll look out for it!
#62449 to #62447 - Timmietim ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
I haven't even played over half of them. Just bought them because they were on sale and stuff
User avatar #62414 to #62399 - herblegerble (03/29/2013) [-]
how does it feel that you can get aroused in public and no one will really notice?
User avatar #62416 to #62414 - woohoopears (03/29/2013) [-]
Amazing, I couldn't imagine anything worse than an awkward boner. Girls don't tend to get 'aroused' a lot though, we don't see a boy we like and turn into a waterfall or anything.
User avatar #62417 to #62416 - pianoasis (03/29/2013) [-]
what about reading fifty shades of grey?
User avatar #62421 to #62417 - woohoopears (03/29/2013) [-]
I wouldn't know. Urgh, that stupid book. All of my friends were reading it so I decided to go online and find a sample, only to find it's terribly written and is almost unreadable. I've told them all they may as well just watch porn but they won't listen. If you're going to try and put a storyline to porn that doesn't involve pizza delivery guys or Asian teachers you're going to have a bad time.
User avatar #62422 to #62421 - pianoasis (03/29/2013) [-]
but its so edgyyy!!
User avatar #62428 to #62427 - pianoasis (03/30/2013) [-]
dat decahedron *bites lip*
User avatar #62412 to #62399 - aklidic (03/29/2013) [-]
Have you ever just spent a day appreciating the fact that you have a vagina?
User avatar #62415 to #62412 - woohoopears (03/29/2013) [-]
Yes. It was October 15th 2010 if I recall correctly. It just hit me, you know? I was watching Spongebob one minute and then the next thing I knew I was sitting naked in the middle of my bed, just looking down at the little guy, giving it praise for being there.
User avatar #62397 - danihollywood (03/29/2013) [-]
Are there any all-in-one computers that are good for gaming?
User avatar #62423 to #62397 - Timmietim ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
NO
User avatar #62402 to #62397 - pianoasis (03/29/2013) [-]
macbook air
User avatar #62390 - samoaspider (03/29/2013) [-]
Hey, i just uh wanted to ask - is DJ 4DM1N a brony?
He is also making himself less powerful with the dj rank and all and i don't even know how to respond to that.
User avatar #62419 to #62390 - pianoasis (03/29/2013) [-]
thing about internet is... changing the name doesn't make him less powerful. He still has all his admiyuoen powers
#62388 - robertito (03/29/2013) [-]
Some advice on this tattoo. Its a pretty common symbol, I'm pretty sure most of you have seen it before, but I really do enjoy the meaning of it. Anyways, The letters inside each loop are the first letters of my siblings first names, and the center-most ones are the same but for my parents. What do you guys think? I'm pretty set on it, just seeing what other people think of it
User avatar #62395 to #62388 - doctorwhooves (03/29/2013) [-]
theres a lot of lack in intricacy for a Celtic symbol like this.

my suggestion would be to research more Celtic Knots, find some neat designs that could go inside each loop, and along the edging of the loop, I might also look for some specific typeface for the letters that would be more interesting, that could be woven into the design.

The concept of Celtic Knots is that all things are intertwined, this symbol is too disconnected. bring more designs and more knots and more intricacy. and you'll find yourself a much more interesting design.

go on google images and grab about 8-9 images of celtic knots you like, and take them to your artist of choice, explain to them what you're thinking of, and they'll usually make you the best tattoo out of it (just remember to let them be creative, don't try to shoehorn them. good Tattoo artists have been doing this for years, and KNOW what makes a good tattoo.) They'll also draw you concepts before scarring it onto your body, so no fear there.

#62606 to #62395 - robertito (03/30/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, this was just a basic triquetra I found, I didn't plan on using this one at all, thanks for the advice!
User avatar #62392 to #62388 - davvi ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
my first thought after seeing the picture was that "tarj" must have some kind of meaning
User avatar #62389 to #62388 - freedomreturns (03/29/2013) [-]
Kind of generic, but if you just want a simple, common tattoo that's your choice.
#62605 to #62389 - robertito (03/30/2013) [-]
I mean the actual symbol itself is decently generic yes, but the letters insid are kind of unique I guess, but this probably wouldnt be the triquetra I use.
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