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does anyone know a good way i can learn to fence there really isnit any classes i could take but would DVD or YouTube videos be good
Sup FJ. I want to start heavy lifting tomorrow. I'm quite fit from fitness exercise, but i'd like to get into heavy, strength training. I have a quite healthy diet. Get up in the morning, warm oats and water, small cup of milk to drink. Come home from work, work out, nice turkey and homemade cheese with a glass of a protein shake, and then for dinner I make my girlfriend a bite to eat, and i'll have a baked potato with some chicken or dried roast beef. I was wondering if doing heavy lifting would cause me to have to change my schedule at all.
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sadawedsa (12/17/2012) [-]
Hey guys. I'm finally getting my shit together. I want to change my life. I want to gain muscle, a lot. I tried over the summer, but I just didn't see much results, so me and my poor willpower gave up. I want to know from you guys, past experiences, what works and what doesn't, and current ideas. Problem is, i have a VERY high metabolism, so it is very hard for me to gain weight. Replies are appreciated and welcome.
take a pre workout that contains creatine. Also, take a weight gainer shake after you workout or even whenever you feel like. I take Cytogainer. I started it almost 2 months ago. At the beginning i weighed 180 pounds, right now i am around 193ish pounds. I also had to take a week break from lifting during that time period. I can tell a huge difference already. I plan on getting up to around 200 pounds since i am 6 foot 1 inch. I am doing all of this for football.
Main thing is to work as hard as you can. It is not simple. And i have had weight lifting experience before taking cytogainer.
Main thing is to work as hard as you can. It is not simple. And i have had weight lifting experience before taking cytogainer.
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lolpandas (12/17/2012) [-]
I agree with lopaa. Too many people want the QUICK method and QUICK results. People need to quit expecting quick and easy results, if it was easy, everyone and their mother would be fit. It's a long process, especially building muscle. I don't remember the source exactly but there is an absolute limit to the amount of muscle you can gain in a year, I think it caps at about 20lbs of pure muscle if absolutely every condition were perfect. So you say a summer? I wouldn't even expect a pure 4lbs of muscle from that short time frame.
Eat more and lift heavy. Simple.
From my past experiences, as far as gaining size and not so much strength, is lifting heavy-ish weights with a lot of time under tension and little rest between sets. I also used a lot of negatives in my workouts. Example would be using medium weight on anything and focus on the eccentric load, so instead of focusing on the "pushing" motion on the bench, you focus more on bringing the bar back down slowly. You can incorporate it on pretty much any exercise. Also eating like a bear for hibernation, but all of the food was clean fats, high proteins, and plently of complex carbs. Also a shit load of sweet potato's.
Eat more and lift heavy. Simple.
From my past experiences, as far as gaining size and not so much strength, is lifting heavy-ish weights with a lot of time under tension and little rest between sets. I also used a lot of negatives in my workouts. Example would be using medium weight on anything and focus on the eccentric load, so instead of focusing on the "pushing" motion on the bench, you focus more on bringing the bar back down slowly. You can incorporate it on pretty much any exercise. Also eating like a bear for hibernation, but all of the food was clean fats, high proteins, and plently of complex carbs. Also a shit load of sweet potato's.
Well expecting to see massive gains in a single summer is the problem nearly every fag has when they go to the gym. Gaining size takes time and determination, I've been weight training now for the past 3 years and its only when i look back at old photos do i really notice the change in my body.
what good exercise can i use to train my lower abs?
im new to this shit, and i dont lift anymore, but next month im starting again. im new to this shit.
im new to this shit, and i dont lift anymore, but next month im starting again. im new to this shit.
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N. Korean citizen (12/19/2012) [-]
You can't train your lower abs. They aren't fucking single muscles, independently working. Every tried flexing your abs? Great, now fucking try flexing a single "pack". Yea? FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE. If you want visible abs, you need a low fat percentage and bigger muscles.
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N. Korean citizen (12/17/2012) [-]
Im 14 year old and have been working out for almost 4 months now.
My stats are 5'7 135 lbs 8 % bodyfat
( Currently bulking to 12-14 percent )
What weight should i go for? I was thinking 160 mayve 170 before cut but i dunno
My stats are 5'7 135 lbs 8 % bodyfat
( Currently bulking to 12-14 percent )
What weight should i go for? I was thinking 160 mayve 170 before cut but i dunno
I'm 16 year old, not fat but pretty skinny. I've decided to gain some muscle and do some crunches and pushups on a daily basis, I'm too poor for the gym but I have some dumbells to my disposal. How should I tackle this?
train every second day.. it is not effective to train the same muscle group every day especially the big muscles. Well you can do planch training (search for planch tutorial youtube), piramide sets pushup (search for "HARDEST PUSH UPS - PYRAMID PUSH UPS" on youtube and start with less sets ofcourse. You have to be creative since you dont have access to the gym. Use chairs to do different variations of push ups. Push ups with tight, wide grip, with a negative angle or handstand push ups for your sholder workout (works very good). Fill a backpack with something heavy and do push ups while your legs are on a chair. Do pullups outdoors on a bar. You can do so much different exercises on a bar. Search for "calisthenics" on youtube.
The diet: try to get more calories. At least 400kcal more than usuall if you are very skinny. Eat food with much protein after your workout and before your sleep to avoid muscle loss: nuts, fish, "quark", all kind of fatfree cheese, turkey breast, soja, whole grain products.. and drink much of water, at least 3liter. And enough veggies, fruits of course.
The diet: try to get more calories. At least 400kcal more than usuall if you are very skinny. Eat food with much protein after your workout and before your sleep to avoid muscle loss: nuts, fish, "quark", all kind of fatfree cheese, turkey breast, soja, whole grain products.. and drink much of water, at least 3liter. And enough veggies, fruits of course.
quick how much protein should you eat in a 4-5 hour period to get the maximum benefit?
I've noticed that my cat has a quiet clean diet. He always says: "your disturbingly fat belly doesn't care how many crunches or leg raises you do, If you eat like garfield every day and don't burn your excess of calories". Further he told me that I have to swich exercises every few weeks to avoid waisting time with a monotonic and ineffective pattern. However, his favorite abs exercise is liking his own balls.
guys help me.
I'm 126 5'8' 15% body fat skinny af.
I havent worked out in over 3 months, I was on the football team WR/CB for about 2 months.
I'm trying to build muscle mass, I dont really give 2 shits about body fat%, I am trying to gain weight, increase the size in my pecs, shoulders, tris and bis.
I also want to gain size in my legs, especially calves, bcuz right now I look like a upper body everyday guy.
>I have bowflex pr1000 and a treadmill. No access to gym.
>I have muscletech protein and creatine suppl., which I used to take when I llifted ove rthe summer.
I want info as to what excercise I should do to work these areas, as I am trying to build mass, size while building strength. I am willing to do whatever it takes.
help me plz advice.
halps me.
I'm 126 5'8' 15% body fat skinny af.
I havent worked out in over 3 months, I was on the football team WR/CB for about 2 months.
I'm trying to build muscle mass, I dont really give 2 shits about body fat%, I am trying to gain weight, increase the size in my pecs, shoulders, tris and bis.
I also want to gain size in my legs, especially calves, bcuz right now I look like a upper body everyday guy.
>I have bowflex pr1000 and a treadmill. No access to gym.
>I have muscletech protein and creatine suppl., which I used to take when I llifted ove rthe summer.
I want info as to what excercise I should do to work these areas, as I am trying to build mass, size while building strength. I am willing to do whatever it takes.
help me plz advice.
halps me.
Looking for a bit of advice.
I used to go to the gym all the time, 4 times a week, but stopped because I took up kickboxing 3 times a week.
Now my routine is:
Wednesday - Muay Thai (2 hours) (Mainly fitness)
Friday - Muay Thai (2 hours) (Mainly sparring)
Sunday - Muay Thai (2 hours) (Mainly technique)
And I skip pretty much for 10 minutes a day, but looking to build that up more, but my stamina is horrific.
Do you think it's wise to go back to the gym in between my Muay thai rest days?
I've put on fat and lost a lot of muscle since not going to the gym, which is why I really want to start again, but just unsure if it would be a good idea to with the little rest days I have.
I'm tempted by doing Mondays and Saturdays at the gym, possibly squeezing tuesdays too..
I used to go to the gym all the time, 4 times a week, but stopped because I took up kickboxing 3 times a week.
Now my routine is:
Wednesday - Muay Thai (2 hours) (Mainly fitness)
Friday - Muay Thai (2 hours) (Mainly sparring)
Sunday - Muay Thai (2 hours) (Mainly technique)
And I skip pretty much for 10 minutes a day, but looking to build that up more, but my stamina is horrific.
Do you think it's wise to go back to the gym in between my Muay thai rest days?
I've put on fat and lost a lot of muscle since not going to the gym, which is why I really want to start again, but just unsure if it would be a good idea to with the little rest days I have.
I'm tempted by doing Mondays and Saturdays at the gym, possibly squeezing tuesdays too..
Also help with diet would be good.
I'm eating 50g of oats with water for breakfast
usually eating pasta with chicken or beef for dinner
What's a good snack to keep around, and what's a good lunch time meal?
I'm looking for low fat for the first month or so.
I'm eating 50g of oats with water for breakfast
usually eating pasta with chicken or beef for dinner
What's a good snack to keep around, and what's a good lunch time meal?
I'm looking for low fat for the first month or so.
You could do weight training Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday, there should be no problem as long as you are eating enough to allow your body to recover. I'm in a similar situation too you, I currently do K1 on a Monday, Wednesday and Saturday while my weight training days are Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday (Saturday i do sparring in the morning weight training in the afternoon). With this routine I don't seem to have any problems with recovery times.
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captainlhero (12/16/2012) [-]
what do you think about calisthenics ?
I see a lot of bar-athletes (also a lot of natural ones) with very well balanced and muscular bodies. I try to do exercises without machines, dumbbells or barbells every week and when I cant go to the gym. I think this form of workout has a lot of benefits because every workout is different and you have alot of compounding movements.
youtube . com / watch?v=kpIq2Y2paFg
youtube . com / watch?v=rLUr6umbEm0
I see a lot of bar-athletes (also a lot of natural ones) with very well balanced and muscular bodies. I try to do exercises without machines, dumbbells or barbells every week and when I cant go to the gym. I think this form of workout has a lot of benefits because every workout is different and you have alot of compounding movements.
youtube . com / watch?v=kpIq2Y2paFg
youtube . com / watch?v=rLUr6umbEm0
is ayran a good choice to drink after training? (ingredients: 60% joghurt + water + salt)
everything with a lot of protein is good after training. It should have at least 15g of protein in 100g. Joghurt has about 15grams. I only drink water. Everyday nothing but water and I get my protein from fish, nuts, low fat quark, whole-grain bread and turkey breast. It's good to get all the protein-filled food directly after workout or atleast less than 1 hour after workout. Sugar directly after trainin is important but don't eat simple sugar! You don't need that shit ever. You can eat fruits instead (a lot).
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ihavecontentthumbs (12/16/2012) [-]
i have no cartilage on my left knee so i cannot run very much. any specific ways to lose excess fat on my body? ab workouts, specific diets? not looking to gain muscle but to lose fat
How do you not have cartilage in your knee? If you can walk, that can be better in some ways than running for burning fat. You could incorporate ab workouts but keep note that ab workouts do not burn stomach fat, they just build ab muscles and burn a few calories in the process, not enough to make up for some sort of cardio.
As far as diets go, just start off by finding the amount of calories you need to eat in a day to maintain body weight.
www.mayoclinic.com/health/calorie-calculator/NU00598
Once you find that number, subtract about 400-600 calories from that. That number you end up with is the amount of calories you need to eat in a day to loose weight.
There are some specific diets out there, but it's best to stick to the basics when first starting out.
As far as diets go, just start off by finding the amount of calories you need to eat in a day to maintain body weight.
www.mayoclinic.com/health/calorie-calculator/NU00598
Once you find that number, subtract about 400-600 calories from that. That number you end up with is the amount of calories you need to eat in a day to loose weight.
There are some specific diets out there, but it's best to stick to the basics when first starting out.
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ihavecontentthumbs (12/16/2012) [-]
my leg is bowed like on a curve and after sports and stuff the cartilage wore off and disconnected from my bone and i knew ab workouts burned few calories aand mainly built muscle i just wasnt sure if it was a good enough amount to lose some weight but thank you for the other information
Ahh, well then you should look in to corrective exercises for bow-legs. It doesn't take much time out of your day to do them and it's worth a shot.
I did corrective workouts for my flat feet and knock knees (pretty much opposite of bowlegs) and I went from not being able stand up for 30 minutes at a time to running races and heavy lower body lifting. I just googled bow-leg corrective workouts and there seems to be a bunch on the subject.
The basic ideal of corrective workouts is that there is an imbalance between the flexor muscles and extensor muscles. An example would be someone doing heavy bench presses but not tying it with a back workout. Over time, your chest becomes too strong (over developed) and you back isn't strong enough to pull back, this leads to a lot of peoples shoulder pain because your chest muscles are literally pulling your shoulder out of the socket. In your case, your vastus lateralis muscles and other flexors on your outer thigh and hip are pulling your leg outwards, same as your peroneus longus in your lower leg. You would need to do some inner thigh and leg muscles to pull back and even out the imbalance in your legs, aiding them to straighten out.
tl;dr You can correct your bow legs to an extent with corrective workouts. If it doesn't work, no harm done.
I did corrective workouts for my flat feet and knock knees (pretty much opposite of bowlegs) and I went from not being able stand up for 30 minutes at a time to running races and heavy lower body lifting. I just googled bow-leg corrective workouts and there seems to be a bunch on the subject.
The basic ideal of corrective workouts is that there is an imbalance between the flexor muscles and extensor muscles. An example would be someone doing heavy bench presses but not tying it with a back workout. Over time, your chest becomes too strong (over developed) and you back isn't strong enough to pull back, this leads to a lot of peoples shoulder pain because your chest muscles are literally pulling your shoulder out of the socket. In your case, your vastus lateralis muscles and other flexors on your outer thigh and hip are pulling your leg outwards, same as your peroneus longus in your lower leg. You would need to do some inner thigh and leg muscles to pull back and even out the imbalance in your legs, aiding them to straighten out.
tl;dr You can correct your bow legs to an extent with corrective workouts. If it doesn't work, no harm done.
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Beenfiftyfive (12/16/2012) [-]
I recently broke my leg so I can't work out for a few months and I don't want to gain some excess chub while I am in recovery. I'm obviously going to alter my diet, but anything else you guys can think of?
I really can't take it anymore, all the questions I have and no right answers so before I kill myself I have to ask...
do yu evn lift?
do yu evn lift?
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N. Korean citizen (12/16/2012) [-]
Rate my workout routine and keep in mind that I'm a beginner:
3 sets of 10 push ups
3 sets of 10 sit ups
3 sets of 5 pull ups (My weak point)
3 sets of 10 bench presses
I do this 3 times a day.
3 sets of 10 push ups
3 sets of 10 sit ups
3 sets of 5 pull ups (My weak point)
3 sets of 10 bench presses
I do this 3 times a day.
If 5 pounds changes your ability to lift something you do 90 times in a day then there is something wrong. Sounds like your form is severely lacking but that's a different thing all together.
I'm all for endurance type lifting but the amount of volume you are doing is ridiculous and would work more against you than help any type of gains you want to make. Less volume, more weight. If you want to have multiple workouts in a day, split up what you do, don't do them all 3 times a day. So your sit-ups and pulling workout in one half of the day, pushing and bench on the other half.
How many times a week do you do your workout routine?
I'm all for endurance type lifting but the amount of volume you are doing is ridiculous and would work more against you than help any type of gains you want to make. Less volume, more weight. If you want to have multiple workouts in a day, split up what you do, don't do them all 3 times a day. So your sit-ups and pulling workout in one half of the day, pushing and bench on the other half.
How many times a week do you do your workout routine?
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N. Korean citizen (12/16/2012) [-]
I try to do a light workout at least everyday (just a bit of weights) and work out a bunch every couple of days. I changed my grip a bit for the bench and I increased the weight easily, so that's solved. I've also decided to cut down on the bench press because instead of tiring around the 25th, I get tired around the 23rd. Also, I don't do any of those X amount of times in a row, I take a minute or so break between each set.