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Ok, i have to ask, where do you people find the motivation to get and stay healthy? i cant seem to get motivated at all
Different people have different methods. When I first got in shape, I just had to suck it up and force myself to get it done.
Nowadays, I don't mind working out, and I can even enjoy it. Motivating myself simply isn't as much of an issue as it used to be. You just gotta get used to the lifestyle.
One thing that would definitely help is to get some friends who are into working out. They'll keep you accountable and help you along the way.
Nowadays, I don't mind working out, and I can even enjoy it. Motivating myself simply isn't as much of an issue as it used to be. You just gotta get used to the lifestyle.
One thing that would definitely help is to get some friends who are into working out. They'll keep you accountable and help you along the way.
Not really a fitness question, but I figure y'all are more likely to have encountered this problem.
How do I find polo shirts that aren't cut for morbidly obese people? All mine are way too big around the lower torso.
How do I find polo shirts that aren't cut for morbidly obese people? All mine are way too big around the lower torso.
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N. Korean citizen (05/12/2013) [-]
Get them tailored, or try to find stores and such that create slim fits. Tailoring is the best answer though, especially for people with muscular upper bodies. You could try doing it yourself, it's not all that difficult.
Try uniqlo online. Also, avoid shitty department stores like Old Navy, Gap, etc. They make clothes meant to fit SUV's.
Try uniqlo online. Also, avoid shitty department stores like Old Navy, Gap, etc. They make clothes meant to fit SUV's.
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N. Korean citizen (05/09/2013) [-]
Recently I have replaced chips, as a main snack food, with pistachios and I was wondering if pistachios is that much of a healthier option. Also I live in a pretty small town and the nearest gym is 45 minutes away so to remedy that situation I ordered a Weider Ultimate Home Gym. I usually do 30 reps with each arm and then another 30 with both arms at once. I'm not too concerned about upper body strength so I set the incline at about 30 degrees and to 100 sit ups with a 5 second break every 20 situps. Is this a decent work out for a guy thats just trying to lose a little weight or should I step it up a little more?
Depends on your goal but seeing as how you just want to loose some weight sounds like you're doing alright. Make sure you're doing more than just the basic movements. If I remember correctly you should be able to do leg presses, chest fly's, pull-overs, and lat fly's. Also try doing sit-ups on decline to add a bit of resistance. Just keep moving, you won't get buff on a weider body gym but it could be some good basic resistance and cardio training if you keep moving.
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N. Korean citizen (05/09/2013) [-]
Nice try, faggots, but you can't escape from the wrath of ANIME BOARD
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N. Korean citizen (05/08/2013) [-]
I'm 17 and my BMI is considered healthy but I have had minor man boobs for the last 3 years and puffy nipples. When will they go away? I'm 5'9" and I fluctuate between 155 and 160.
What's your body fat %? It Is most likely just excess fat but it could be estrogen sensitivity or genetics.
If it's just fat, loose it. BMI isn't all too accurate at measuring body composition so it is probably just fat. If it's estrogen sensitivity, start cutting out high estrogen related foods such as dairy and meats treated with hormones, soy, etc. It's usually not the case, but some people can be very sensitive to estrogen. If it's genetics, you're just shit out of luck. Might have to even drop down to the 8-12% body fat category to even start seeing them go away. Same goes for the puffy nipples, but you might grow out of it. At 17 your endogenous hormones are on blast and could could be influencing the puffy nipples.
If it's just fat, loose it. BMI isn't all too accurate at measuring body composition so it is probably just fat. If it's estrogen sensitivity, start cutting out high estrogen related foods such as dairy and meats treated with hormones, soy, etc. It's usually not the case, but some people can be very sensitive to estrogen. If it's genetics, you're just shit out of luck. Might have to even drop down to the 8-12% body fat category to even start seeing them go away. Same goes for the puffy nipples, but you might grow out of it. At 17 your endogenous hormones are on blast and could could be influencing the puffy nipples.
Okay guys, I've been asking around and apparently my routine isn't the best. I want to become more serious about lifting so I'm coming to you guys. Tell me of your routines and what you recommend.
My current Mon-Fri routine
Mon-Chest
Tues-Legs
Wed- Back
Thurs-Shoulders
Fri-Arms
Once again thanks
My current Mon-Fri routine
Mon-Chest
Tues-Legs
Wed- Back
Thurs-Shoulders
Fri-Arms
Once again thanks
It's all personal preference, if it works for and you're seeing the results you want you keep doing it. If it evens out mix it up.
Mine is:
Monday chest and triceps
Tuesday basketball
Wednesday Back and Biceps
Thursday basketball
Friday Shoulders
Saturday chest
Sunday back
That's what I try and stick to but exams right now man, not a good time.
Mine is:
Monday chest and triceps
Tuesday basketball
Wednesday Back and Biceps
Thursday basketball
Friday Shoulders
Saturday chest
Sunday back
That's what I try and stick to but exams right now man, not a good time.
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myhumps ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
OK board, you guys helped me out once before with this girl, were going on two months in a while. Thanks again. I just found out my gf has a BIG thing for guys with abs. Now i'm just gonna go out and say that i do track, so i'm fairly built to run, but i really want to make my abs show on their own, and not flex em around for them to show. I wanted to know if there is anyway of building up abs muscle with workouts that go into a normal track workout??
and i looked an article up for you here you go www.menshealth.com/fitness/best-abs-workout-ever
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Beenfiftyfive (05/08/2013) [-]
I was always taught that when you bench you take the bar all the way down to your chest and back up, but I always see guys at the gym go about half way then back up. Does that work different muscles?
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mexicandudeinsd (05/07/2013) [-]
so i need a diet , like im 200 lbs 5'8 i cant cook in my house and im poor and i cant buy stuff. i can only use things that are in the house. (mexican american environment) like breakfast: a glass a milk only? or what etc thanks
Hey all, I need some help losing weight.
I'm 15, 6ft, and I haven't weighted myself in months because I really don't want to, but saying that, I'm heavy.
I'd like to start exercising to lose weight, but I have no equipment or money to buy equipment or join a gym. Any suggestions on what I'd do?
What could I do for I diet? I dont have to money to by steak every night or buy expensive nuts like I've read in some diet plans. Any help?
Also, I have GCSE exams coming up over the next two months and I'm worried that this might leave me energy-less or something, will it?
Any help would be appreciated, thanks in advance.
I'm 15, 6ft, and I haven't weighted myself in months because I really don't want to, but saying that, I'm heavy.
I'd like to start exercising to lose weight, but I have no equipment or money to buy equipment or join a gym. Any suggestions on what I'd do?
What could I do for I diet? I dont have to money to by steak every night or buy expensive nuts like I've read in some diet plans. Any help?
Also, I have GCSE exams coming up over the next two months and I'm worried that this might leave me energy-less or something, will it?
Any help would be appreciated, thanks in advance.
Fuck the fast burning stuff, just get started easy by walking. Build up your endurance levels. Put in some music or walk with a friend for a few miles (1-5) depending on the weather and how easy it is. Once this is no effort take a nice gentle jog (AND I MEAN GENTLE), if this is easy and you are not sweating etc up the speed. Once what you would consider a good jogging pace for 1 mile or more is easier up the difficulty. As someone said below high intensity, slow jog for 100m, sprint 100m, medium jog 100m, 20 pushups, sprint 40m. etc etc.
It's all advice though that's all it is.
It's all advice though that's all it is.
Need to know how heavy, I'm not going to advise someone to do HIIT if they weigh 230+ lbs.
You don't need equipment to lose weight, you need a better diet. Any workout is just an aid to a calorie deficit set by a diet. Walking is all you need, anything extra is your choice.
You don't need steak or nuts for your diet, that's just added fat. Unless you really want to shoot for perfection and count macronutrients, counting calories is good enough. Find your TDEE (off any website), get your total maintenance calories, subtract 200-400 from them, and count the calories of the food you eat. Just stay at that number and you're good. Fill it in with healthy foods, though that goes without saying on a fitness board.
Will it effect your exam? No clue. Everyone reacts different to the drastic change in diet. There "might" be a change in your energy, but let's be honest, the shape you're in now isn't going to be great on your energy levels either.
As for motivation, you don't need it. What you need is some dignity and self control. What do you need motivation for? What happens when it doesn't motivate you anymore? You quit, and that's what keeps happening. You need to fight through it and learn some self control.
You don't need equipment to lose weight, you need a better diet. Any workout is just an aid to a calorie deficit set by a diet. Walking is all you need, anything extra is your choice.
You don't need steak or nuts for your diet, that's just added fat. Unless you really want to shoot for perfection and count macronutrients, counting calories is good enough. Find your TDEE (off any website), get your total maintenance calories, subtract 200-400 from them, and count the calories of the food you eat. Just stay at that number and you're good. Fill it in with healthy foods, though that goes without saying on a fitness board.
Will it effect your exam? No clue. Everyone reacts different to the drastic change in diet. There "might" be a change in your energy, but let's be honest, the shape you're in now isn't going to be great on your energy levels either.
As for motivation, you don't need it. What you need is some dignity and self control. What do you need motivation for? What happens when it doesn't motivate you anymore? You quit, and that's what keeps happening. You need to fight through it and learn some self control.
Quick would be HIIT. High intensity interval training works great, but it's difficult. There are many different ways to do it, but you stick to short, high intensity bursts with different workout intervals.
For example:
10 pushups
30 jumping jacks
10 burpees
10 squats
90 second slow walk (rest); Repeat ^
The workouts can be substituted for anything that is high pace and high intensity. So suicides, sprints, bleacher runs, jump rope, etc are all good.
Low intensity training is pretty much just walking. It takes longer but focuses a bit more on fat than glycogen being burned for energy during workouts, is easy to do, and is easy on the joints.
Your TDEE is as expected for your weight, but look at a few TDEE calculators and average them to be sure. Also, don't exaggerate on the calculators, it would only hurt yourself.
You can cut down the carbs but honestly, as long as you stay under your TDEE and stick to it, you will lose weight. A calorie is a calorie and although a carb is utilized differently than protein in the body, it still holds the same weight as a calorie.
For example:
10 pushups
30 jumping jacks
10 burpees
10 squats
90 second slow walk (rest); Repeat ^
The workouts can be substituted for anything that is high pace and high intensity. So suicides, sprints, bleacher runs, jump rope, etc are all good.
Low intensity training is pretty much just walking. It takes longer but focuses a bit more on fat than glycogen being burned for energy during workouts, is easy to do, and is easy on the joints.
Your TDEE is as expected for your weight, but look at a few TDEE calculators and average them to be sure. Also, don't exaggerate on the calculators, it would only hurt yourself.
You can cut down the carbs but honestly, as long as you stay under your TDEE and stick to it, you will lose weight. A calorie is a calorie and although a carb is utilized differently than protein in the body, it still holds the same weight as a calorie.
On a usual school day Breakfast is usually a chicken sandwich at 7.15am.
Then lunch at 1.30pm which is usually a sandwich/wrap if there's any left, if not, I have to take whatever left, sometimes potatoes and sausages with gravy, or if there's nothing left a piece of cake or desert (not healthy, but it's the only thing there). I'd have a desert after the proper food.
Then I get out of extra study at 6pm, I'd usually a snack, a packet of crisps or a few biscuits or maybe a sandwich (whatever my parents bring).
Then I'd have dinner at about 8.30pm which would consist of a piece of chicken, some mashed potatoes, and carrots, onions and celery with cabbage.
I'd usually start snacking on crisps or biscuits after that, especially if I have a lot of work to do for the next day, which is very often.
I don't really know what I eat on weekends, the dinner's the same but the breakfasts and lunches vary so much.
Then lunch at 1.30pm which is usually a sandwich/wrap if there's any left, if not, I have to take whatever left, sometimes potatoes and sausages with gravy, or if there's nothing left a piece of cake or desert (not healthy, but it's the only thing there). I'd have a desert after the proper food.
Then I get out of extra study at 6pm, I'd usually a snack, a packet of crisps or a few biscuits or maybe a sandwich (whatever my parents bring).
Then I'd have dinner at about 8.30pm which would consist of a piece of chicken, some mashed potatoes, and carrots, onions and celery with cabbage.
I'd usually start snacking on crisps or biscuits after that, especially if I have a lot of work to do for the next day, which is very often.
I don't really know what I eat on weekends, the dinner's the same but the breakfasts and lunches vary so much.
just a simple start would be getting rid of that cake for dessert, maybe switching to a yogurt instead. the chicken sandwich for breakfast doesn't sound like the best option, eggs, oatmeal, greek yogurt with granola, cliff bars and coffee/ green tea would be preferable. a wrap isn't too bad if it's something lighter, not a bacon ranch supreme, anything to that content. i'd stay away from the sausage and potatoes for lunch (though as tasty as it can be) that is straight up fat and gristle. chicken or tuna salads, healthy subs such as turkey, grilled chicken and veggies. for a snack instead of the crisps go for and biscuits go for protein based things that will fill you up, yogurt is great, protein shakes, certain bars like cliff, luna, and kashi. i know you said they're expensive but there are those one dollar packs of peanuts which will fill you up very well if you much on them slowly. dinner doesn't sound too bad, maybe take a little less potatoes and some more chicken and veggies. late night snack, choose something lighter, if it's crisps, go with maybe a whole grain tortilla chip and some guacamole, or even a late on protein shake mixed with milk for the casein protein overnight. i'll start motivation and exercises in the next comment.
as for exercise, jogging/running/sprinting. in that order of build-up. start light and then work your way up to full out sprints. try to get about 20-30 minutes of jogging at first, then increase the intensity. work up to 10-12 full out 30 second sprints with a minute of walking in between. bodyweight exercises: puhsups and all their variations (look them up there are way to many to list) squats, burpees, jumping jacks, crunches, v sits, planks, try to aim for at least 50 -100 push ups a day, spread them out if you can't manage them all at once. just remember the hardest part is starting, you are doing this for yourself and no one else, and when you finally get thru all the shit, all the pain and all the stress you've been thru to hit your goal, it will be absolutely worth it. nothing worth having ever comes easy
Im about 125 lbs. 6 ft tall. 16 years old. male.
Is there a way to get fat or gain weight? i burn calories really quick (please dont say fast/junk food, or any sugary type)
I need mothafuckin proteins,vitamins,and other healthy weight gain that could add fat
Is there a way to get fat or gain weight? i burn calories really quick (please dont say fast/junk food, or any sugary type)
I need mothafuckin proteins,vitamins,and other healthy weight gain that could add fat
some folks will recommend fast food for "bulking" but most of that ends up running thru you faster than a racehorse with a glue truck behind them.
you want to aim for wholesome consumption, and you're going to have to eat A LOT. aim for things like brown rice, whole grain pasta, even regular pasta, quinoa, amaranth, oatmeal, and sweet potatoes for starches and grains. red meat is great for piling on pounds, but you also want to mix it up with fish, chicken, and shellfish for a good balance of protein.
get a good protein powder and make a "super shake" that can consist of : 1 scoop of protein powder, some fruit like raspberries, strawberries, blueberries, oranges, grapefruits, and avocados. a handful of spinach (it sounds nasty but you wont even taste it) some mixed nuts, or nut butter (peanut/almond) then choose your liquid base, i prefer milk myself, then add some topper; granola, dark chocolate, coconut, or whatever for your flavor.
as for the gym, go with heavier lifts and less reps per set. go for complex lifts like deadlifts, squats, cleans, benching, and the snatch (if you can manage it, very easy to get injured doing snatches) just some basic tips, feel free to ask questions and the like.
you want to aim for wholesome consumption, and you're going to have to eat A LOT. aim for things like brown rice, whole grain pasta, even regular pasta, quinoa, amaranth, oatmeal, and sweet potatoes for starches and grains. red meat is great for piling on pounds, but you also want to mix it up with fish, chicken, and shellfish for a good balance of protein.
get a good protein powder and make a "super shake" that can consist of : 1 scoop of protein powder, some fruit like raspberries, strawberries, blueberries, oranges, grapefruits, and avocados. a handful of spinach (it sounds nasty but you wont even taste it) some mixed nuts, or nut butter (peanut/almond) then choose your liquid base, i prefer milk myself, then add some topper; granola, dark chocolate, coconut, or whatever for your flavor.
as for the gym, go with heavier lifts and less reps per set. go for complex lifts like deadlifts, squats, cleans, benching, and the snatch (if you can manage it, very easy to get injured doing snatches) just some basic tips, feel free to ask questions and the like.
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N. Korean citizen (05/05/2013) [-]
5 ft 6 in.
130 lbs
17 years old
Male
I've had a strange decrease in my bench. I used to bench 145 lbs but decided to decrease it to 135 lbs because I have no spotter and as I lost weight, it became more difficult to bench more and more above my body weight. Now, I can't even bench 145 lbs, and as of the last 2 bench press days, not even 130. What's with this drop?
130 lbs
17 years old
Male
I've had a strange decrease in my bench. I used to bench 145 lbs but decided to decrease it to 135 lbs because I have no spotter and as I lost weight, it became more difficult to bench more and more above my body weight. Now, I can't even bench 145 lbs, and as of the last 2 bench press days, not even 130. What's with this drop?
Rate my routine, keep in mind I am a beginner... Thanks
Monday-Chest
Tuesday-Legs
Wednesday-Back
Thursday-Shoulders
Friday- Arms
Monday-Chest
Tuesday-Legs
Wednesday-Back
Thursday-Shoulders
Friday- Arms
A 5x5 routine focused around 4 major compound lifts: bench press, overhead press, deadlift, squats.
Then add some accessory lifts to that according to the muscle groups being worked out: Lateral raises, curls, rows, shrugs, calf raises, dips, etc.
Should end up with 4 days, +/- 1 depending on how you stack it but I like to keep 1 major compound a day. 5 sets/5 reps on the major compounds, similar sets on accessories but can be changed to whatever you feel is needed.
Then add some accessory lifts to that according to the muscle groups being worked out: Lateral raises, curls, rows, shrugs, calf raises, dips, etc.
Should end up with 4 days, +/- 1 depending on how you stack it but I like to keep 1 major compound a day. 5 sets/5 reps on the major compounds, similar sets on accessories but can be changed to whatever you feel is needed.
Alright guys, I post here a lot. I help out a lot.
I've posted about this before, but it hasn't been working as effectively so I'm asking again.
I generally have a healthy diet. I always gain weight (from gymming with my team)
my gained weight always gets 'cut' from my sport - Water Polo.
I train every day for 3 hours and all is good; my speed is increasing and so is my endurance (even if at a slower rate). My stamina is good as well (I can hold my breath for 3 minutes - good lung capacity).
SKIP HERE IF YOU DON'T WANNA READ A LOT
My problem is this:
- I cannot gain weight fast enough because
- I train 3 hrs a day @ water polo (intensively)
- go to the gym 2-3 times a week on top of that and do BIG WEIGHTS
4 sets, 10 reps
I want to HAVE GAINS. (I eat like a pig too)
something just doesn't add up. Many people have said I need to up my protein intake
as I'm burning more than I'm getting. But the last thing I wanna resort to is protein shakes (bad for kidneys in the long run), but fuuuuck eating 8 chickens a day
I've posted about this before, but it hasn't been working as effectively so I'm asking again.
I generally have a healthy diet. I always gain weight (from gymming with my team)
my gained weight always gets 'cut' from my sport - Water Polo.
I train every day for 3 hours and all is good; my speed is increasing and so is my endurance (even if at a slower rate). My stamina is good as well (I can hold my breath for 3 minutes - good lung capacity).
SKIP HERE IF YOU DON'T WANNA READ A LOT
My problem is this:
- I cannot gain weight fast enough because
- I train 3 hrs a day @ water polo (intensively)
- go to the gym 2-3 times a week on top of that and do BIG WEIGHTS
4 sets, 10 reps
I want to HAVE GAINS. (I eat like a pig too)
something just doesn't add up. Many people have said I need to up my protein intake
as I'm burning more than I'm getting. But the last thing I wanna resort to is protein shakes (bad for kidneys in the long run), but fuuuuck eating 8 chickens a day
Don't focus on the protein intake, up your carbs. Carbs are what you are burning in those long workouts, not protein. You can get away with your protein being at 1-1.5g protein a day and still build muscle if you raise your carbs to the point where gluconeogenesis doesn't break down your protein intake for carbs.
Carbs is also a really damn easy way of gaining weight. Few sweet potato's and pasta go a long way.
Carbs is also a really damn easy way of gaining weight. Few sweet potato's and pasta go a long way.
I eat the shit out of foods with plenty of carbohydrates!!!
I just am not gaining weight fast enough!
I MUST HAVE GAINS
I wanna gain weight to move up a weight division to be a basic player in the men's team now that I'm at that age where the league is now mens and no longer youths
I just am not gaining weight fast enough!
I MUST HAVE GAINS
I wanna gain weight to move up a weight division to be a basic player in the men's team now that I'm at that age where the league is now mens and no longer youths