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User avatar #104 - kunir (06/07/2012) [-]
Now this is morbital funny, thanks OP, these are nice stories, scary and funny at the same time!
User avatar #102 - babyanalraper ONLINE (06/07/2012) [-]
In a house for students in my town, there was a terrific smell on monday morning. The staff searched every room, but with no results. The smell seemed to come from above. They decided to search the air-vents (if those are the big sized one, not native speaker, sorry if it's wrong), where they find a rotting body of a student from another student-club, who had tried to sneak in via the vents, but who got stuck. Appearently he died alone in the building, since no-one was there for a couple of days, and then began to rot, thus causing the smell.
User avatar #106 to #102 - Closebehind (06/07/2012) [-]
I realize you're not a native speaker, so I'm not being offensive here, just helping you.

You used the word Terrific, this word is actually positive, meaning good.
You mean to say Terrible, which is negative, meaning very bad.

Just thought I would help(:
User avatar #99 - beanmaniac (06/07/2012) [-]
i dont find the hitchhiker creepy if there wasnt a dead man it would be a happy story
because some being who knows everything who anwsers people who had did a good deed to it
#101 to #99 - anonymous (06/07/2012) [-]
User avatar #103 to #101 - beanmaniac (06/07/2012) [-]
omg gramaar nazzi fak of
#108 to #103 - anonymous (06/07/2012) [-]
The Ironic is that he have a grammar error in it
User avatar #98 - thumtac (06/07/2012) [-]
Bitches be peeling guy's foreskins?
God I love being circumcised
#96 - holimountt (06/07/2012) [-]
you gotta be 						*******					 some real dumb bitch for her to want to peal off your dick
you gotta be ******* some real dumb bitch for her to want to peal off your dick
User avatar #135 to #96 - dafunkad ONLINE (06/07/2012) [-]
Pic related ?

(note : he was the french prresident til last month, and his wife is a model)
#95 - juha (06/07/2012) [-]
Proof?
#91 - ziighostiiz (06/07/2012) [-]
that one about the dog was good until the last bit where it said that thing on the wall about him licking her hand, she was already hearing the dripping sound before she got the lick from the mad man, i think it would have been better if it ended with just her finding the dog, hanging, leaving her to wonder
#93 to #91 - ziighostiiz (06/07/2012) [-]
OMG AN OPINION! GET HIM!!!
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#89 - lollyholly (06/07/2012) [-]
Bride and seek. I've heard that one before, but in a poem in this book I have. The Mistletoe Bough.   
   
The mistletoe hung in the castle hall,   
The holly branch shone on the old oak wall;   
And the baron's retainers were blithe and gay,   
And keeping their Christmas holiday.   
The baron beheld with a father's pride   
His beautiful child, young Lovell's bride;   
While she with her bright eyes seem'd to be   
The star of the goodly company.   
   
"I'm weary of dancing now;" she cried;   
"Here tarry a monent - I'll hide - I'll hide!   
And Lovell, be sure thou'rt first to trace   
The clue to my secret lurking place."   
Away she ran - and her friends began   
Each tower to search, and each nook to scan;   
And young Lovell cried, "Oh where dost thou hide?   
I'm lonesome without thee, my own dear bride."
Bride and seek. I've heard that one before, but in a poem in this book I have. The Mistletoe Bough.

The mistletoe hung in the castle hall,
The holly branch shone on the old oak wall;
And the baron's retainers were blithe and gay,
And keeping their Christmas holiday.
The baron beheld with a father's pride
His beautiful child, young Lovell's bride;
While she with her bright eyes seem'd to be
The star of the goodly company.

"I'm weary of dancing now;" she cried;
"Here tarry a monent - I'll hide - I'll hide!
And Lovell, be sure thou'rt first to trace
The clue to my secret lurking place."
Away she ran - and her friends began
Each tower to search, and each nook to scan;
And young Lovell cried, "Oh where dost thou hide?
I'm lonesome without thee, my own dear bride."
User avatar #90 to #89 - lollyholly (06/07/2012) [-]

"They sought her that night! and they sought her next day!
And they sought her in vain when a week pass'd away!
In the highest - the lowest - the loneliest spot,
Young Lovell sought wildly - but found her not.
And years flew by, and their grief at last
Was told by a sorrowful tale long past;
And when Lovell appeared, the children cried,
"See! The old man weeps for his fairy bride."

At length an oak chest, that had long lain hid,
Was found in the castle - they raised the lid -
And a skeleton form lay mouldering there,
In the bridal wreath of that lady fair!
Oh! sad was her fate! - in sportive jest
She hid from her lord in the old oak chest.
It closed with a spring! - and, dreadful doom,
The bride lay clasp'd in her living tomb!
User avatar #97 to #90 - lollyholly (06/07/2012) [-]
Also I've heard the licked hand before, but it was an old blind woman instead of a young girl.
User avatar #87 - chudan (06/07/2012) [-]
The one with the bride sounds similar to the myth about Bloody Mary.
#86 - anonymous (06/07/2012) [-]
Why would the teacher peel the banana the condom should still fit on an un-peeled one.
#85 - anonymous (06/07/2012) [-]
I was on a school field trip and my friend got his shoe lace caught in the escalator. It ripped his shoe apart but wasn't really dangerous at all otherwise.
User avatar #84 - theesovietjason (06/07/2012) [-]
I got my shoe lace stuck in an escalator when I was younger, no injuries or anything it just took someone to pull it free. Not saying people couldn't get hurt just giving a personal experience
#82 - brushz (06/07/2012) [-]
Video version of these myths..
"Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction"
#80 - cazzledingdoodle (06/07/2012) [-]
Totally ******* did the escalator thing, I'm terrified of them now :( I thought I was the only one...
Also panic when I see people with their laces untied on them..
User avatar #77 - barpmeep (06/07/2012) [-]
if they're myths then that means they're not proven true, which means this is uninteresting
#75 - stripeygreenhat (06/07/2012) [-]
The "licked hand" story would have been better if the guy said at the end "You flesh is so sweet, please may I taste some more?" or something like that.
#94 to #75 - Wazzy (06/07/2012) [-]
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#78 to #75 - anonymous (06/07/2012) [-]
dude what
User avatar #74 - mattchi ONLINE (06/07/2012) [-]
I remember these all from Scary Stories to read in the Dark :D best book series ever
+4
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