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User avatar #272 - alexanderberg (06/07/2012) [-]
[url deleted] on nr. 2 .. i can't sleep tonight........
User avatar #271 - lolfire (06/07/2012) [-]
How ******* thick do you have to be to assume a penis is the same as a banana, I call ******** on that one. If it's true. God help us.
User avatar #277 to #271 - evilhippies (06/07/2012) [-]
Well consider some things. The person could have grown up in a very orthodox religious home, banning all mention of sexual education. OP doesn't mention how old these myths are after all. She could have very well grown up without any knowledge of male genitalia. Refusing to allow their daughter to be corrupted when mandated sex-ed comes around, they only allow a banana to represent the penis. The girl may also be kinda slow. So, the first thing she does is what she remembers and peels the penis, much to the dismay of her partner.
User avatar #280 to #277 - lolfire (06/07/2012) [-]
But fair points.
User avatar #279 to #277 - lolfire (06/07/2012) [-]
If someone is that uneducated, they shouldn't be allowed out of the house.
#270 - unoletmehavename (06/07/2012) [-]
I like this i want more
#268 - markonj (06/07/2012) [-]
can someone please explain the last one?
Also, WW2 officially ended in September.
User avatar #267 - aboondocksaint (06/07/2012) [-]
i believe the elevator, the chatroom, and nothing else. ive heard the dog one before...in a stupid book i got at a tag sale 7 years ago. total bs
#266 - anonymous (06/07/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 5**

shows up in random thread rolls number of friends i have
User avatar #258 - Crusader (06/07/2012) [-]
The escalator one is true if you drag your feet and have your lace untied, usually it is just a sprained ankle or messed up shoe.
#253 - anonymous (06/07/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Wandows pls **
#259 to #253 - mahaiz (06/07/2012) [-]
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User avatar #262 to #259 - trollchildxy (06/07/2012) [-]
**trollchildxy rolls 414,524,394** How much I make while ******** .
GAH I HATE WHEN I FORGET TO PUT MY ROLL AT THE FRONT lol
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#263 to #261 - mahaiz (06/07/2012) [-]
Type *roll -insert number-* at the start of the comment
Type *roll -insert number-* at the start of the comment
#252 - snuffff (06/07/2012) [-]
Never letting a girl put a condom on for me ever again
User avatar #243 - rossoneri (06/07/2012) [-]
So you are telling me that the groom who loved his bride, got frustrated and left his future wife without even looking everywhere inside the reception room? yeah.... that's believable.
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User avatar #257 to #237 - Crusader (06/07/2012) [-]
Myth - An UNPROVED story
#281 to #257 - evilhippies (06/07/2012) [-]
Well creepy myths are mostly rumor.
For example, I could say, "Oh man, I heard in Canada, there's this guy who dresses up like women. When you get him in bed, as soon as you see his junk, he chops off yours and has sex with the hole"
People will pick that up and go, "I'm never going to Canada. Did you hear the one about..."
and then "God Canada freaks me out. Did you know there's this guy who.."

And suddenly in the 1900s, there was a killer named Bob the Builder, who went and seduced young men in Quebec. When he brought them to his shabby middle class house, he would tell them, "Come here and make me a woman." But as soon as you saw his junk, he would rip yours off with his plastic kiddie scissors and say, "I'm going to make you into MY WOMAN!" because his wife left him on his wedding night.
#235 - nkhaos (06/07/2012) [-]
Well... I'm not sleeping for the rest of the week.
Well... I'm not sleeping for the rest of the week.
#227 - jaxinisaboss (06/07/2012) [-]
**jaxinisaboss rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at Double Standard **
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User avatar #200 - draigon (06/07/2012) [-]
I know the licking hand one. I'm not sure if i got it correctly though. It's the new jersey devil myth i believe. I remember reading it, then ******** my pants, in that order
#199 - harrypppp (06/07/2012) [-]
myth 7 : i pooped in my bats and my mum thought it was a gay midget so she ate it.
(sounds more realistic **** nugget)
#197 - anonymous (06/07/2012) [-]
We're all aware it's ******** ; there's a reason that it's titled creepy MYTHS.
#196 - anonymous (06/07/2012) [-]
Why is the last one so goddamn funny?
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