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#28 - hunterhxc (06/04/2012) [-]
This is from *sniff* 9gag
#25 - ThatAnnoyingKid (06/04/2012) [-]
Would you rather have really bad sex or the best **** of your life
User avatar #102 to #25 - whatevsnicktrololo (06/04/2012) [-]
How is this even a debate!? ******** is marvelous!!!
User avatar #83 to #25 - mymainaltsalt (06/04/2012) [-]
Bad sex is still sex.
+1
#50 to #25 - thegreenalloy has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #38 to #25 - neoexdeath ONLINE (06/04/2012) [-]
If it means I only have to wipe once, I'll take the best **** .
#26 to #25 - pedobearson (06/04/2012) [-]
idk
#27 to #26 - pedobearson (06/04/2012) [-]
probably crap though
#45 to #27 - anonymous (06/04/2012) [-]
******* virgins... xD
User avatar #20 - timbittwo (06/04/2012) [-]
******** time! I'll report back with how many wipes.
User avatar #23 to #20 - timbittwo (06/04/2012) [-]
Five.
User avatar #34 to #23 - xTydude (06/04/2012) [-]
50 mins ago.
28 mins ago.
22 min **** ?
User avatar #74 to #34 - timbittwo (06/04/2012) [-]
I was reading the Princess Auto catalogue.
User avatar #49 to #34 - doctorgenitals (06/04/2012) [-]
it happens. i bring my ipod to play some rat on a snowboard or angry birds when i can feel a hurricane developing in my intestines. except mine take a lot more than 5 wipes.
#19 - anonymous (06/04/2012) [-]
put lotion or lube on your anus before you **** and you never have to wipe
#18 - elatedmonkey (06/04/2012) [-]
This is perfect! I'm taking a **** right now!
User avatar #14 - orangeink (06/04/2012) [-]
i hate it when this happens to me but since ive started spreading my ass cheecks apart when im about to **** it usually takes two or three wipes.
User avatar #183 to #14 - rplix (06/05/2012) [-]
Interesting.
#11 - haggren (06/04/2012) [-]
#195 to #11 - flomosho (06/05/2012) [-]
*The next day*

>Wipes for no reason
>A bunch of ****
#144 to #11 - thesaucexcv (06/05/2012) [-]
That's a teflon deuce.
User avatar #79 to #11 - rpursley (06/04/2012) [-]
flawless victory
#17 to #11 - taylordurden (06/04/2012) [-]
its called the king's ****
#210 to #17 - ungluedflyer (06/05/2012) [-]
I was unaware of this term. Thank you my good man for I will be using it frequently.
User avatar #22 to #17 - tigeruppercut (06/04/2012) [-]
No it's called a ghost poo
-3
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#151 to #112 - kotess (06/05/2012) [-]
"at my school"  I can just imagine, you're a 12 year old who thinks the "witty" toilet jokes and "ninja poooooo" is the slang used globally.
"at my school" I can just imagine, you're a 12 year old who thinks the "witty" toilet jokes and "ninja poooooo" is the slang used globally.
User avatar #150 to #112 - flannelnleftpocket (06/05/2012) [-]
I call 'em one wipe wonders
#202 to #150 - sirbobalot (06/05/2012) [-]
The amazing Poo-dini
#21 to #17 - poonforceone (06/04/2012) [-]
Clean squeeze bro
#196 to #21 - flomosho (06/05/2012) [-]
Not again...
User avatar #80 to #21 - bmran (06/04/2012) [-]
it's called a magic dump....
#40 to #21 - neoexdeath ONLINE (06/04/2012) [-]
**** YOU AND MY GAINFUL JANITORIAL EMPLOYMENT!!!
#10 - bizzarenight (06/04/2012) [-]
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#9 - bollingezonfre (06/04/2012) [-]
Would have thumbed sooner.. but I just got out of the washroom from this crap.
#7 - connorsg (06/04/2012) [-]
same here mang... i know that feel.
same here mang... i know that feel.
#12 to #7 - anonymous (06/04/2012) [-]
Why do you say mang?
You spanish?
#3 - obviousnigger (06/04/2012) [-]
Why not use this?

1. Wipe ass once.
2. Clean ass with water.
3. Dry ass so your ass is dry with a towel.
4. Anal time now that your asshole is clean.
User avatar #4 to #3 - AnonsForSure (06/04/2012) [-]
I use that every single time I have to take a **** . I can't understand people who just wipe and have their asses dirty all day every day. Makes me cringe.
#13 to #4 - anonymous (06/04/2012) [-]
Because the majority of people know how to wipe their asses so that it's not covered in poo. It's not as hard as you think it is. And in Asian countries they don't have to wipe at all because the **** doesn't get on their ass cheeks when they crouch over their floor toilets.

And the reason most people don't like bidets is because it shoots cold water up your ass. Cold water shot up your ass isn't normal.
User avatar #281 to #13 - AnonsForSure (06/05/2012) [-]
You don't have to stick the faucet in your ass, what the **** are you talking about?
#42 to #13 - neoexdeath ONLINE (06/04/2012) [-]
Its soooooooo wrong...but it feels soooooo good...
User avatar #5 to #4 - obviousnigger (06/04/2012) [-]
Yea, I must admit though, I sure as hell don't like taking ***** in public bathrooms because I got so used to my bidet XD
User avatar #8 to #5 - AnonsForSure (06/04/2012) [-]
Oh. My. Lord. Exactly the same, here.
I used to have problems on school trips, cause I really did not want to skip it, and "taking a shower" would have been weird...
#2 - toybox (06/04/2012) [-]
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#1 - davyjoneslocker (06/04/2012) [-]
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