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User avatar #184 - garyleneville (06/05/2012) [-]
I'm not 8, I don't find jokes about ******** funny any more...
#181 - alleee (06/05/2012) [-]
problem solved.
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User avatar #176 - SgtObvious (06/05/2012) [-]
That's why I use the shower after I wipe
User avatar #226 to #176 - Hreidmar (06/05/2012) [-]
The consensus seems to be that you are a moral deviant of some sort. That's just weird.

I do it too
User avatar #227 to #226 - SgtObvious (06/05/2012) [-]
We should share tips and strategies
User avatar #228 to #227 - Hreidmar (06/05/2012) [-]
Umm... isn't it pretty straightforward? Depending on solidity of **** , spend 1-3 minutes under running bathwater. Clean bunghole with hand, clean hand thoroughly with soap... problem disposed of. Not the most tasteful of tasks but effective...

My approach to sarcasm is that of a steam locomotive
User avatar #233 to #228 - rhblink (06/05/2012) [-]
**** no, u wipe your ass with your hand? wow
User avatar #237 to #233 - Hreidmar (06/05/2012) [-]
Under running water, then hand gets washed with soap. I fail to see the inconceivable nature of my strategy.
User avatar #245 to #237 - rhblink (06/05/2012) [-]
the inconceivable nature is that you're getting **** all over your hand...are you a monkey?
User avatar #248 to #245 - Hreidmar (06/05/2012) [-]
Can I direct you to both the 'Running water' and 'soap' parts of my post? Also, even if at some point a small amount of feces does touch my hand... so what? It's not there to stay. Your hand comes into contact with far more disgusting things over the course of a day.
User avatar #231 to #228 - SgtObvious (06/05/2012) [-]
Well i use the shower head to wash it and then I use soap. I used to just crouch under the faucet in the bathtub but it was uncomfortable so I stopped.
User avatar #235 to #231 - Hreidmar (06/05/2012) [-]
Yeah, my bathroom doesn't have a showerhead (although that's on the to-do list,) so I improvise.

Why are we discussing this...
User avatar #192 to #176 - twistedfuck (06/05/2012) [-]
Um.. That's not normal.
#186 to #176 - garyleneville (06/05/2012) [-]
Okay that's weird.
Okay that's weird.
#166 - Ken M (06/05/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 140** <- number of wipes
#182 to #166 - faustdemon (06/05/2012) [-]
That would be a very chapped asshole even with this
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#164 - glassmaker (06/05/2012) [-]
especially happens when your asshole is a forest of hair.

being hairy sucks.
#170 to #164 - deanm (06/05/2012) [-]
We're all hair assholes.

But really
User avatar #172 to #170 - deanm (06/05/2012) [-]
*hairy. Spare me grammar Nazis
User avatar #168 to #164 - forasecond (06/05/2012) [-]
but being hairy makes you chaff less. would you rather have a chaffed butt crack when you exercise?
User avatar #171 to #168 - troflmao (06/05/2012) [-]
who needs exercise?
#201 to #171 - Ken M (06/05/2012) [-]
I assume you're just joking, but if you are fat (and this goes to anyone reading this not just you) you can't even imagine how good it feels to be fit. You may think "oh I'm content with how I am" but you should be, because it is the best feeling in the world to be able to touch your toes or be able to run. (running releases adrenaline which gives you a "runner's high" which according to Emi is better than sex)
#220 to #201 - mofalcon (06/05/2012) [-]
the runner's high isn't the same for everyone. When I got in shape I tried running for a few months. It sucked. So I ate my way back to being a fat ass.
#282 to #220 - Ken M (06/06/2012) [-]
Well of course you didn't enjoy it after running for months, that takes determination though. I'm not too sure how you were able too, is your name Forrest by any chance?

On a serious note, I see it's not for everyone but I love running, it's just the best feeling to me.
#161 - Ken M (06/05/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at Chuck Norris' Pet Rat ** what happens when i wipe my ass
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at Chuck Norris' Pet Rat ** what happens when i wipe my ass
#154 - moneybag (06/05/2012) [-]
Then your ass always itches like crazy afterwards
#149 - deepriku (06/05/2012) [-]
MFW when taking a massive ****
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User avatar #221 to #167 - thexxtalonxx (06/05/2012) [-]
what movie is this from? I must know now!
User avatar #229 to #221 - deepriku (06/05/2012) [-]
Dungeons and Dragons...Beware! its ****** movie, but hilarious on some scenes like the HATATATAAA
#175 to #162 - Ken M (06/05/2012) [-]
Why the hell is that picture on Maxim?
#142 - norbit (06/05/2012) [-]
you stand up to wipe?
User avatar #204 to #147 - dragontaming (06/05/2012) [-]
That was the funniest thing I have seen in the comments today
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User avatar #139 - lookattags (06/05/2012) [-]
im taking a **** right now and this is happening...right now...
#130 - ismet (06/05/2012) [-]
mfw taking a 			****
mfw taking a ****
User avatar #185 to #130 - derpyhuman ONLINE (06/05/2012) [-]
so your head turns into Dave Chappelle and flies away? wierd....
#156 to #130 - Ken M (06/05/2012) [-]
is that **** flying or what?
#165 to #156 - ismet (06/05/2012) [-]
< mfw

> Dave Chappelle is badass though.
User avatar #125 - trojanmannn (06/05/2012) [-]
who wipes standing up?
User avatar #174 to #125 - fatamerican (06/05/2012) [-]
I do.
#159 to #125 - Ken M (06/05/2012) [-]
who the **** wipes?
#152 to #125 - mytrakytra (06/05/2012) [-]
I wipe better.
#146 to #125 - Ken M (06/05/2012) [-]
me?
User avatar #141 to #125 - jubbak (06/05/2012) [-]
me
#138 to #125 - Ken M (06/05/2012) [-]
me
#123 - jlanez (06/05/2012) [-]
**jlanez rolled a random image posted in comment #5536222 at FJ Pony Thread **
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