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#184 - thamuz ONLINE (06/02/2012) [-]
I wont touch a woman who is in the 15-17 range. 90% of the time they are absolutly  retarded and annoying. They think they know what they want when in reality they dont at all. If youre lookin for a relationship they have no idea what love is. they just jump around between the new "in" thing. Nerds,not nerds,etc.   
   
Dont get me wrong,theres a few good 16-18 year olds. But 95% of them fall into the retard category.
I wont touch a woman who is in the 15-17 range. 90% of the time they are absolutly retarded and annoying. They think they know what they want when in reality they dont at all. If youre lookin for a relationship they have no idea what love is. they just jump around between the new "in" thing. Nerds,not nerds,etc.

Dont get me wrong,theres a few good 16-18 year olds. But 95% of them fall into the retard category.
User avatar #231 to #184 - spankmaster (06/02/2012) [-]
The percentage jumped from 90% to 95% in just 3 sentences!
#232 to #231 - thamuz ONLINE (06/02/2012) [-]
Im from America. Our education system is the best!
#238 to #232 - spankmaster (06/02/2012) [-]
I also see that you like Yahtzee. I like Yahtzee too.
#247 to #238 - thamuz ONLINE (06/02/2012) [-]
I love Yahtzee.Yahtzee thread?
#249 to #247 - spankmaster (06/02/2012) [-]
I'm not on my laptop, which houses the few Zero Punctuation pictures that I have, so I'll just go watch Zero Punctuation on escapist.
#193 to #184 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2012) [-]
but you`ll touch in the 12-14 range wont you
but you`ll touch in the 12-14 range wont you
#194 to #193 - thamuz ONLINE (06/02/2012) [-]
With my pickup truck. Bonus points if I run over groups of them.
#196 to #194 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2012) [-]
Well done sir
Well done sir
User avatar #181 - BrayBoy (06/02/2012) [-]
Ive only ever been with girls older than me, and even still it always ends with the same YOLO style bullshit
#177 - kidmorbid (06/02/2012) [-]
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#176 - koalasonfire (06/02/2012) [-]
Mfw Op's name.
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#162 - neoncookie has deleted their comment. [-]
User avatar #183 to #162 - klaatu (06/02/2012) [-]
7/10
User avatar #185 to #183 - neoncookie (06/02/2012) [-]
is that a rate of my story ?
User avatar #192 to #185 - klaatu (06/02/2012) [-]
the rate of your trolling mate
User avatar #198 to #192 - neoncookie (06/02/2012) [-]
im not trolling haha, its a genuine story. What would be the point in lying ?
User avatar #201 to #198 - klaatu (06/02/2012) [-]
To not look like some idiot who has sex with under age girls who are drunk.
If that comment was monitored at all by anyone with a point of authority you could have your ass put in prison, and rightly so you sick mother fucker.

Accept responsibility and don't use alcohol as an excuse.
User avatar #206 to #201 - neoncookie (06/02/2012) [-]
righto, i do accept responsibility for it, i was a dick for trying. She was asking me to do it earlier and i refused, so she waited til i was alot more drunk before asking me again, when she knew i would be easier to influence. Dont think i dont regret it.
User avatar #209 to #206 - klaatu (06/02/2012) [-]
I hope it haunts you for the rest of your life.

You're sick. - also why were you at a party where there were 13 year old girls?
Can you spell desperate-sad-pathetic-lonely-fuck?
User avatar #217 to #209 - neoncookie (06/02/2012) [-]
okay let me explain. In our school basically it doesnt matter which year your in, everyone is friends with everyone between Year 9 and Year 11. So we were at a year tens party and there were year nines there. A few of my mates are going out with year nines now, we have a '2 year limit' which just means we are or were in year 11, and you dont go any younger than 2 years. 2 year difference is nothing in the real world, im only 16
#154 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2012) [-]
i'm 21 and my boyfriend only just turned 19, but I don't care because the sex is amazing
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#159 to #154 - rupturedfarms has deleted their comment. [-]
#168 to #159 - eutherin (06/02/2012) [-]
whats that gif from?
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#171 to #168 - rupturedfarms has deleted their comment. [-]
#385 to #171 - eutherin (06/02/2012) [-]
ty.
#384 to #171 - eutherin (06/02/2012) [-]
Ah, now i remember.
#161 to #159 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2012) [-]
I was going to make a gay joke butt fuck it
User avatar #166 to #161 - ibanyourana (06/02/2012) [-]
Seriously gay jokes aren't funny anymore, cum on guys!
User avatar #152 - mysteriouswaiz (06/02/2012) [-]
i beat all of you.. the girl im kinda seeing is 6 years older than me ..im 19 woo toy boy lol
#150 - thee (06/02/2012) [-]
My dad is 3 years younger than my mother.
My dad is 3 years younger than my mother.
User avatar #158 to #150 - sublift (06/02/2012) [-]
lucky bastard
#170 to #158 - eutherin (06/02/2012) [-]
my dad's wife is like 15 years younger than him.
User avatar #180 to #170 - sublift (06/02/2012) [-]
lucky bastard
#383 to #180 - eutherin (06/02/2012) [-]
He's like 38. His wife is closer to my age than his lol.
Oh. She's from cambodia, so her food is fucking AMAZING.
Spicy though, but he likes that. :/
#141 - littlejewnig (06/02/2012) [-]
my girl's a year older than me..
my girl's a year older than me..
User avatar #142 to #141 - fuzzyballs (06/02/2012) [-]
congratulations
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User avatar #132 to #130 - dragonzard (06/02/2012) [-]
xD
#125 - arikschrock (06/02/2012) [-]
**arikschrock rolls 012**
#124 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2012) [-]
I have a serious question(no trolling). Where does the post come to after the top of the frontpage? Sorry I´m new on FJ.
User avatar #143 to #124 - Anonymousplz (06/02/2012) [-]
The top page is simply ranked by the most thumbs in a 24 hour window. After 24 hours the content is not shown in that category it is still however still in the top in the past 30 days and overall.
#138 to #124 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2012) [-]
It gets taken off, but it's still there. So it's there but it's not.
It gets taken off, but it's still there. So it's there but it's not.
#134 to #124 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2012) [-]
welcome new user, it is a bit difficult to explain but I'll try. The programming behind FJ involves high level mathematics and quantum loop gravity theory to ensure the equilibrium of energy in the universe while people reposting and NFSW. So after a post got front page, it was found that singularity on space-time manifold happens, so in 2002, A.D.M.O.N and other FJ experts added routine to remedy this singularity by transforming the calculation that occurs just 3.2536x10^-19 seconds before singularity happens into complex plane, and use some numerical methods approach to solve the resulting system of linear equation. This transformation manifests in real world as the removal of every bit of information of the post into theoretical alternate universe where the front page is the place of the most red thumbed post (there is a user on fj that has studied this phenomena and construct a convincing prove on this based on some latest results from LHC, you can search fj "On Preservation of Information of the Universe and Its Effect on FJ"). This way, the totals of red and green thumbs always in equilibrium, thus the universe keeps expanding, which is in favor of our existence.
That is it. I tried my best to explain it in layman's term. If you have any other queation, please feel free to post it. We will be happy to answer you
#307 to #134 - enialis (06/02/2012) [-]
why doesn't this have more thumbs????
#164 to #134 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2012) [-]
#131 to #124 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2012) [-]
To Narnia, my friend.
To Narnia, my friend.
User avatar #140 to #131 - sippeh (06/02/2012) [-]
Fuq yeah Bolin! From the hobbit not lok
#153 to #140 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2012) [-]
not quite sure what you mean by "not lok" but if you are trying to tell me that Bolin isn't from Narnia, i'm well aware
User avatar #174 to #153 - sippeh (06/02/2012) [-]
Lok=legend of korean
User avatar #175 to #174 - sippeh (06/02/2012) [-]
Korra*
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#119 - blastgoto (06/02/2012) [-]
no we only like hot girls the age doesnt matter
#111 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2012) [-]
User avatar #99 - qayokm (06/02/2012) [-]
while i was drunk i made out with an too years older girls...
she was drunk too...




and ugly.
#128 to #99 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2012) [-]
That's how I lost my virginity bro
#110 to #99 - oyface (06/02/2012) [-]
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User avatar #113 to #110 - qayokm (06/02/2012) [-]
*girl.

:)

any other mistake?
User avatar #165 to #113 - oyface (06/02/2012) [-]
"A girl two years older than me."


But it's already been pointed out.
User avatar #117 to #113 - fizzythunder (06/02/2012) [-]
i think it should be "a two years older girl" not "an" or "too"
User avatar #144 to #117 - bonusjackpot (06/02/2012) [-]
"...a girl two years older" or "... a girl two years older than me" is what I would type. Could be wrong though.
User avatar #118 to #117 - qayokm (06/02/2012) [-]
oh. yep.

Funnyjunk - better than school
#172 to #118 - eutherin (06/02/2012) [-]
can I point out his picture is dolan?
User avatar #83 - cinematicbrix (06/02/2012) [-]
How come every girl in my class in 7th Grade adores boys in the 9th?
#188 to #83 - mcdonaldscupinc (06/02/2012) [-]
Cause girls think they are more mature (and are to a certain degree) Thats why you see like my 16 yo friend (girl) was dating a 25 yo, cause she thought she was that old in her head. But everybody knew that she was immature as fuck and just was tricked into that relationship.

(yes 16 is legal age MFW)
User avatar #102 to #83 - evilanakie ONLINE (06/02/2012) [-]
how come my friend in G9 is crushn on the ceramics teacher (both guys)
#84 to #83 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2012) [-]
It is because of puberty, girls start first and they get a little more mature (sometimes they also overdo that) and they fall for older boys because they've also hit puberty and are more mature than the boys their own age. It evens out after a while, when you hit 9th grade, all the 7th grade chicks want boys you age :)
User avatar #85 to #84 - cinematicbrix (06/02/2012) [-]
Then how come I got thumbs down?
#88 to #85 - soldiernerd (06/02/2012) [-]
because people like me post shit like this and your virgin eyes should not see it. And people your age on the internet piss us all off.
because people like me post shit like this and your virgin eyes should not see it. And people your age on the internet piss us all off.
#179 to #88 - dathunter (06/02/2012) [-]
hey whats going on in this thr.........never mind sorry i asked
hey whats going on in this thr.........never mind sorry i asked
#169 to #88 - watchesupee (06/02/2012) [-]
I'm of the legal age and that foulery is still too graphic for me to see in the morning. My stomach feels a bit uneasy now.....

I would also like to know the name of that anime.
User avatar #157 to #88 - ishalltroll (06/02/2012) [-]
I wonder why you're getting thumbed down so much..
#Summer
#147 to #136 - junkydunkyfunky (06/02/2012) [-]
bitch please
#148 to #147 - steelturnabout (06/02/2012) [-]
You wanna fight son?
#149 to #148 - junkydunkyfunky (06/02/2012) [-]
this battle is getting hard to surpass. if you know what i mean
User avatar #92 to #88 - dutchbag (06/02/2012) [-]
...Source?
User avatar #107 to #92 - greatfox (06/02/2012) [-]
I forgot the title but its an anime about organised crime.

Thats a guy btw; he dies from severe rectal bleeding and a broken spine.
User avatar #93 to #92 - soldiernerd (06/02/2012) [-]
i am sorry my favorsbloodaslubricant friend, this was found on funnyjunk
#94 to #93 - dutchbag (06/02/2012) [-]
"Favors-blood-as-lubricant"
#96 to #95 - dutchbag (06/02/2012) [-]
It's not really the blood-lubricant one, it's that I like a tiny girl and a huge guy/cock, and her squeals of pain that come with it.
#104 to #96 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2012) [-]
That's a guy getting fucked there, it's about a Japanese crime boss who has a thing for small men so he can do as you can see above. Sorry I can't help you out with the source though, it was in japanese and I'm no good at remembering Japanese titles though you could probably find it if you typed that into google. I would try searching for it for you but it's pretty grim and I'd rather not see it again.
User avatar #87 to #85 - bchewey (06/02/2012) [-]
because you're in the 7th grade on a website where you are supposed to be 18 yrs of age.
User avatar #213 to #87 - cinematicbrix (06/02/2012) [-]
I never said my age, by the facts you've gotten, I might as well be 30.
User avatar #402 to #213 - bchewey (06/03/2012) [-]
30 in 7th grade? We don't want you anyway
User avatar #408 to #402 - cinematicbrix (06/04/2012) [-]
But if you really were smart, you'd know that I was 14.

I said lots of things that would insinuate my age.
User avatar #409 to #408 - bchewey (06/04/2012) [-]
Exactly, bringing me to my first point. A 7th grader on a website that requires 18 years of age.
User avatar #410 to #409 - cinematicbrix (06/04/2012) [-]
About 7/10 of FJ is under 18
User avatar #411 to #410 - bchewey (06/04/2012) [-]
That is how life works
User avatar #412 to #411 - cinematicbrix (06/04/2012) [-]
So according to everything, people under 18 years of age are complaining about people under 18 years of age for being on a website that is for 18 years and up.
User avatar #413 to #412 - bchewey (06/04/2012) [-]
who said I'm under 18? you aren't making a lot of sense
User avatar #414 to #413 - cinematicbrix (06/04/2012) [-]
I never said you were.
User avatar #415 to #414 - bchewey (06/04/2012) [-]
yes you did, you said people under 18 are complaining about people under 18 being on a site that is for 18 and up. You were implying that I am under 18...
User avatar #416 to #415 - cinematicbrix (06/04/2012) [-]
You only mistook what I was saying for an insinuation.
User avatar #417 to #416 - bchewey (06/04/2012) [-]
Then what you said was completely off topic therefore rendering your argument dumb. I can't keep arguing with you, kid. I'll see ya around
User avatar #418 to #417 - cinematicbrix (06/04/2012) [-]
Now you're just trying to ignore a dumb argument that you started because you can't accept the fact that young people might be as mature as someone older.
#103 to #87 - adauchishinsei (06/02/2012) [-]
meh. nothings ever going to be "18 years of age" limited anymore
User avatar #81 - DarkCrow (06/02/2012) [-]
in fact when women get older their process of thinking is reversed.
#64 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2012) [-]
#126 to #64 - mrbuzzkill **User deleted account** (06/02/2012) [-]
MFW anon has 20 thumbs down but everybody is still playing his game
User avatar #70 to #64 - lindbergz (06/02/2012) [-]
**lindbergz rolls 88**


last attempt now
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**lindbergz rolled user Sunset **
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#78 to #74 - beforesunset (06/02/2012) [-]
No... You can't thumb down Sunset...

User avatar #71 to #70 - lindbergz (06/02/2012) [-]
**lindbergz rolled user rrenierr **
User avatar #73 to #71 - lindbergz (06/02/2012) [-]
Shall I roll a new one? Content is hidden
User avatar #72 to #71 - rrenierr (06/02/2012) [-]
Well fuck you too
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User avatar #68 to #64 - lindbergz (06/02/2012) [-]
**lindbergz rolls 97**
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**lindbergz rolls 18**
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User avatar #80 to #65 - drdres (06/02/2012) [-]
You fucking dick
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