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#87 - davemill (06/02/2012) [-]
He turned ****** ...

You are lucky, and white
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#81 - mrgreatnames **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #90 to #81 - ruinsage (06/02/2012) [-]
and then mrgreatnames learned that people who tan well are less susceptible to skin cancer than people who gets sunburned easily
User avatar #110 to #90 - ffx (06/02/2012) [-]
**** .. ignore the grammatical error, I'm procrastinating on Funnyjunk and doing school work. So I wrote that comment in a rush.
User avatar #108 to #90 - ffx (06/02/2012) [-]
Incorrect, people who are of a lighter skin complexion are more susceptible to skin cancer than a person of a darker skin complexion. Some people with lighter skin can tan better than a some people with a darker skin, but the person with a darker skin has less risk of skin cancer.
User avatar #129 to #108 - ruinsage (06/02/2012) [-]
sunburns make you more likely to get skin cancer
so getting a sunburn easily makes you more susceptible to skin cancer

in contrast, people who tan easily, often does not get sunburned, and they develop a darker skin complexion.

conclusion, people who tan easily are less susceptible to skin cancer than people who get sunburned instead of a tan.
#97 to #90 - Sammael (06/02/2012) [-]
Actually that is generalisation.
For example, I don't tan or sunburn easily.
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#93 to #90 - mrgreatnames **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#78 - anonymous (06/02/2012) [-]
A FRIEND AND ME*
#72 - anonymous (06/02/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #189 at Dieeee!! **
#70 - anonymous (06/02/2012) [-]
Are you and your friend Lord Voldemort?
#69 - joshmc (06/02/2012) [-]
#61 - thekaiseroxc (06/02/2012) [-]
Being ginger sucks.
Being ginger sucks.
#95 to #61 - amozi (06/02/2012) [-]
yeah they will cut your body parts and put you in a soup
User avatar #63 to #61 - allcontent (06/02/2012) [-]
I second that opinion. the term "ginger" makes me want to ******* ****** damn near everyone on the planet though.
#94 to #83 - pictureperfectt (06/02/2012) [-]
MFW it happend
#77 to #66 - anonymous (06/02/2012) [-]
Mfw im a ginger girl... -_-
#153 to #77 - civilwarfare (06/02/2012) [-]
everyone calmdown
everyone calmdown
#89 to #77 - perejuice (06/02/2012) [-]
mfw you have no face
mfw you have no face
#85 to #77 - anonymous (06/02/2012) [-]
mfw you mad
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#58 - shortbusterrorist **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#71 to #58 - adamks ONLINE (06/02/2012) [-]
Its not a great tan if people think you are mexican, then it is too much..
User avatar #57 - dractheripper (06/02/2012) [-]
I burn, peel, then tan.

But I hate being tan.
So I stay inside or in the shade.
Plus sun feels like tiny needles to me.

Foundation is hard to find in my skintone. ._.
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#84 to #57 - mattmoshpitt **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #106 to #84 - dractheripper (06/02/2012) [-]
Lol. I like banana bread, but I highly doubt my mum and stepdad would be happy about that.

I love basements and attics, especially old, musty, creepy ones.
#79 to #57 - anonymous (06/02/2012) [-]
I hate foundation, so I use BB cream instead, it's a moisturiser from Garnier that
is just a touch of foundation with all these minerals for your skin.

If you're set on foundation try mixing shades, it might be more expensive to buy
the two but at least you have a tone you can graduate as you tan.
#59 to #57 - anonymous (06/02/2012) [-]
If you're really pale then I recommend Manic Panic - Dreamtone Flawless Foundation & Color Corrector - White, you just mix it in with any good foundation and lighten it to whatever shade you want........
User avatar #60 to #59 - dractheripper (06/02/2012) [-]
I've asked mum about getting me something like that, but she said no.

I need a job but no one will hire a pirced up, lanky goth with multi-coloured hair. Babysittings out of the question, lol.
#68 to #60 - anonymous (06/02/2012) [-]
I bought a realistic wig that I wear when I work .......
I told my mam that if I didn't get it I would be neon orange so she caved , better pale then an oompa lumpa ......

and I actually like being pale
User avatar #104 to #68 - dractheripper (06/02/2012) [-]
Lol. my mum would just shake her head and call me a carrot.
My hair is too long and thick to wear under a wig, I've tried and it makes my head look lumpy and stupidly large.

And I love my paleness, its just makeup people need to realize not everyone looks...well..alive. ^^'
User avatar #67 to #60 - thepalmtoptiger (06/02/2012) [-]
If no one will hire you because you look like you ran away from the circus then why not change your appearance? Dye your hair back to a normal color, comb it, put on nice clothing and show up to the interview looking like a proper gentleman. After hours you can still dress in whatever crazy fashion goths are wearing today and wear all the eyeliner you want, but just don't dye your hair again. and if you pull our that "I'm not changing who I am" ******** I might have to slap you silly. your appearance =/= who you are as a person or your ideals.
User avatar #102 to #67 - dractheripper (06/02/2012) [-]
I comb my hair, I'm a girl (tyvm), and I don't look like I ran away from the circus.
Compared to most goths my age I look decent enough to associate with.
My hair is mostly black, I only have red bangs.
Half the time I'm too lazy to do my makeup elaborately (Its mostly a thin coat of black eyeshadow and eyeliner) and I'm often in blue jeans, a tshirt, and a hoodie.
I'm not gonna pull the "I'm not changing who I am." phrase. I just think people should be a bit more open minded in the workplace.

Get to know someone before you insult them so vulgarly.
User avatar #244 to #102 - thepalmtoptiger (06/02/2012) [-]
I absolutely agree that people shouldn't be judged based on their appearance, I hate when I hear that people with visible tattoos won't get hired. I want to shave my head, but my mother says that I'll look like a crazy person and no one will hire me. However in the work place it becomes a matter of professionalism and pleasing the customers. If an employee doesn't please a customer then that customer is less likely to return, it's a shame that people are so close minded, but it happens and everyone needs to conform.
User avatar #54 - techketzer (06/02/2012) [-]
Story of my life.
What can I say? I'm a very white man.
User avatar #49 - kimiixpyro (06/02/2012) [-]
I'm white, anemic so I'm even more white, and I spend most of my time in my room, (games, schoolwork, and sleep) so then I'm even more white.
I get sun poisoning after 10-20 minutes of being in direct sunlight, but I don't get red or tan, just sick and in a **** ton of pain the entire time.
Went to Florida for 2 weeks, was still pale as a ghost.
I don't mind it I suppose.
#47 - jscrunchies (06/02/2012) [-]
>Live in AZ
>Tan without trying
>Wear spf 70
>Still tan
mfw.
I think it's because I don't have a race. Hybrids ftw.
#82 to #47 - anonymous (06/02/2012) [-]
25% Jamaican
25% South American (Panamanian)
25% Scottish
25% English

I have blonde afro hair and blue eyes lol, but otherwise English features. I burn
but then the tan lasts the rest of the year. I can actually go orange not cool -.-
User avatar #62 to #47 - niggasbetrippin (06/02/2012) [-]
Italian, Welsh, and my tan lasts for 4 months after being in the sun for 2 hours. And, I get no spots/ blemishes.
#55 to #47 - bulbakip ONLINE (06/02/2012) [-]
25% mexican 25% swedish the rest is Scotch-Irish, English, and 1/16 Cherokee.. no checks from the casino for me :( plus I live in AZ too.


Pic related, I live in the cacti
User avatar #53 to #47 - jscrunchies (06/02/2012) [-]
British, Spanish, Mexican, French, German. I don't appear that hispanic, though.
User avatar #52 to #47 - MASTEROFAIL (06/02/2012) [-]
German, Irish, Mexican.
User avatar #51 to #47 - kimiixpyro (06/02/2012) [-]
German, Polish, French, Italian, Canadian, Dutch, Swedish, Irish, Danish, I don't remember more than that, but I'm any race that's mostly white pretty much o.o
User avatar #50 to #47 - reine (06/02/2012) [-]
i live in arizona!!
#56 to #50 - anonymous (06/02/2012) [-]
I live in AZ as well!!

1/2 mexican, 1/4 german, 1/4 **************** .

tan easy, thank god for hybrids

mfw i saw this thread
#44 - LocoJoe (06/02/2012) [-]
>Be ****
>Able to go outside without burning
>Be tan forever without trying
#151 to #44 - anonymous (06/02/2012) [-]
Enlarge, die in multiple ways
#123 to #44 - fonzo (06/02/2012) [-]
If you enlarge that picture, you're gonna have a bad time..
If you enlarge that picture, you're gonna have a bad time..
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#253 to #123 - acompletedumbass **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#122 to #44 - cokeguy (06/02/2012) [-]
You can go **** off now. Didn't know the word **** was, looked it up, and now I'll always think of that word every time I see someone hispanic.

**** . You.
User avatar #248 to #122 - LocoJoe (06/02/2012) [-]
What are you a sheltered suburbanite?
User avatar #148 to #122 - flomosho (06/02/2012) [-]
Sucks for you then.
User avatar #46 to #44 - gammajk (06/02/2012) [-]
The only drawback is being a ****
User avatar #257 to #46 - BorderPatrol (06/03/2012) [-]
being a **** aint so bad. You don't feel awkward walking through bad neighborhoods and you can say racist things aloud. Although you're still a **** .
#255 to #46 - bme ONLINE (06/03/2012) [-]
**bme rolls 63** reply to top comment **** **** up roll dubs
#120 to #46 - anonymous (06/02/2012) [-]
I'm a **** and I laughed hard at this.
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#43 - yourmomtotherescue **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#42 - Shadesttone (06/02/2012) [-]
**Shadesttone rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at Look at Marge **
I can spend hours in the blazing sun, and I've never had a sunburn, in my life. And I spend most of my time in my dark cave, playing vidya.

Never really gotten a tan either. I remember falling sleep on the porch last year, and it was +27 Celsius, not a cloud in the sky.

I woke up refreshed, three hours later and covered in ***** .

Damn cats!...
#37 - reptaur (06/02/2012) [-]
**reptaur rolled a random image posted in comment #188 at Laptops on D3 ** holy 						****					 story of my life. I get tan like a 						************					 and i can just sit inside and let it ride
**reptaur rolled a random image posted in comment #188 at Laptops on D3 ** holy **** story of my life. I get tan like a ************ and i can just sit inside and let it ride
User avatar #34 - darthblam ONLINE (06/02/2012) [-]
My partially Irish genetics make it nearly impossible for me to tan.. just get more freckles and turn pinker...
#74 to #34 - deddead (06/02/2012) [-]
Story of my life
#32 - lazaman (06/02/2012) [-]
Being able to tan is both a blessing and a curse. I can tan Pretty well. But I am not out in the sun shirtless all that often. So my arms and legs are darker than the rest of me. So when I'm 						*****					 I looks like a stole a Mexicans limbs.
Being able to tan is both a blessing and a curse. I can tan Pretty well. But I am not out in the sun shirtless all that often. So my arms and legs are darker than the rest of me. So when I'm ***** I looks like a stole a Mexicans limbs.
User avatar #232 to #32 - whiteyswag (06/02/2012) [-]
I recently spent a weekend on the river for memorial day and wore a tank top the whole weekend...now I have a permanent wife beater
User avatar #35 to #32 - lazaman (06/02/2012) [-]
> ***** I looks
> ***** I look
Had to fix that to
User avatar #38 to #35 - bchewey (06/02/2012) [-]
>had to fix that to
>had to fix that too
sorry, had to fix that
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#41 to #38 - stfuandeatthecake **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #39 to #38 - lazaman (06/02/2012) [-]
**** you
Thanks mate
User avatar #40 to #39 - bchewey (06/02/2012) [-]
**** you too
<3
User avatar #33 to #32 - lazaman (06/02/2012) [-]
>Like a stole
>Like I stole
Had to fix that
User avatar #233 to #33 - lazaman (06/02/2012) [-]
Why the **** did I get -10 thumbs? I was correcting myself. Doesn't seem very rational...
User avatar #258 to #233 - bchewey (06/03/2012) [-]
lol I didn't notice that it was you as the original poster. (didn't thumb you down, just saying)
User avatar #234 to #233 - spinsser (06/02/2012) [-]
everybody hates you :) ,, (I don't :') )
User avatar #237 to #234 - lazaman (06/02/2012) [-]
Oh yes. thanks.
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#240 to #237 - spinsser (06/02/2012) [-]
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#241 to #240 - lazaman (06/02/2012) [-]
Don't rape my flutter shy you sick 						****					.   
   
Thanks buddy!
Don't rape my flutter shy you sick **** .

Thanks buddy!
User avatar #242 to #241 - spinsser (06/02/2012) [-]
I'm not the suck **** ,, you bronies are (sorry,, but check this thing out (http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/317/693/920.jpg)
I lost respect your entire community after I saw that :'( ( It ****** me up inside )
#243 to #242 - spinsser (06/02/2012) [-]
sick*
sorry I meant this one (knowyourmeme.com/memes/lyra-plushie)
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