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#546 - poorjew (05/31/2012) [-]
******* women , how do they work?
#543 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/31/2012) [-]
This is turning into something like the war over Christianity and evolution; you're not making it funny, it's just offensive now. And let me tell you why. Because half of these apply only to complete whores and idiots. And you know what else? Most of these could also apply to men. Including the eyebrow one. Because you're not so perfect yourselves, and your population comes with a handful of douchebags too, but weirdly enough you're only focusing on the poor innocent guys that are suffering because of whores, which clearly must be all of women.

And yes I am a girl. And no, that is not why this "rustles my jimmies", because normally I would wet myself laughing at sexist jokes when they are FUNNY. When guys complain about being friendzoned all the time, I empathise with them and accept that as a con of mine, because I'm a woman. I totally get why guys complain about girls, and I agree with them, stereotypically girls are not nice people, and it sucks to be one. But excuse me for not admitting that I'm scum because one of five boyfriends cheated on me. That's just unfair.
User avatar #572 to #543 - MistaJesus (05/31/2012) [-]
Considering the way men are portrayed in the media it seems pretty fair to me to have it the other way around here.
#584 to #558 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/31/2012) [-]
Reply to a well thought out comment with a reaction pic?

You must win ALL the arguments, aye?
#550 to #543 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/31/2012) [-]
You should understand however that this guy uses the standards girls these days hang on to. Yes it is stereotpyical, but that is with all jokes that target groups. It's the same with guys, christians, asians etc. Just the fact this guy uses the moral value of girls these days is not a reason to hate him or whatever.
#554 to #550 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/31/2012) [-]
All Funnyjunk has been posting about women lately is stuff like this. This guy just follows the trend, hoping that it will get him popularity.
My point is that everyone's hating on all girls for what whores do, but how often do you see a post criticising all men for what only douchebags do?
And again, this post is unfair because it's not funny, it's just spiteful. Perhaps OP should have specified that this is aimed at whores, but I seriously doubt that's the case...
User avatar #547 to #543 - thefunnyside (05/31/2012) [-]
What she said
User avatar #542 - MegaAwesomeSauce (05/31/2012) [-]
This is incredibly stereotypical. I have not met a single women that does this. I actually believe that this a strictly american phenomenon where women are like this. I took a trip to england one time, the women were bitchy, but smart.
#571 to #542 - zombiestookmybike (05/31/2012) [-]
we should have a huge billboard put up by the channel tunnel when you first enter england with a picture of a girl with thumbs up and the caption 'england, where the girl's are bitchy but smart'
User avatar #659 to #658 - zombiestookmybike (05/31/2012) [-]
not sure if you're just supporting what i said or saying the girl in my pic is ugly :p
#660 to #659 - olof (05/31/2012) [-]
i would not say that she is ugly. i just thought the picture was somewhat related. about this post. one thing comes to mind.


when I married, I bought hair extensions and expensive hairdresser time for my wife. because she wanted to be nice at the wedding. she was. really. completely unreal beautiful. she asked me what I thought about hair extensions. I replied that it was fine but I did not like to stroke her head when someone else's hair was there. I said the one and two and three times but she did not understand. I explained that it did not matter how cool it was. it was not her hair and I love her for who she is and her hair and how I really not liked other people's hair, even if other people's hair sat on her head. Furthermore, I shaved off my beard before the wedding to be tidy. She said she liked me more with a full beard. I said no problem I get a false beard. she did not realize the similarity.

now she is yet so wonderfully sweet and nice. and I did not marry her for her qualities on logic.
User avatar #567 to #542 - stigmaticsynn (05/31/2012) [-]
This is how spoiled little bitches act. Women such as myself that were raised right look at bitches like this the same way guys do in a "WTF is wrong with you" matter. And it's not just America because I've met a few overseas women like this also. Needless to say, I didn't care for them too much.
#540 - winniedawho (05/31/2012) [-]
that's why I'm gay.... inb4 fabulous pink thumbs
User avatar #539 - zombiestookmybike (05/31/2012) [-]
i do agree with most of this, although some of it is a little unfair :p
#535 - tehmuffenman (05/31/2012) [-]
**tehmuffenman rolled a random image posted in comment #4869638 at FJ Pony Thread ** women logic
#534 - strychnine (05/31/2012) [-]
**strychnine rolls 387**
#531 - taabu (05/31/2012) [-]
**taabu rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at My mom strikes again! ** how to understand woman
#521 - tubzbuster (05/31/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#519 - mcjake (05/31/2012) [-]
**mcjake rolled a random image posted in comment #3127 at Slice of Life thread II ** <- the key to understanding women
#515 - greenquaser (05/31/2012) [-]
I just like staring at the girl using tiny bits of cloth
I just like staring at the girl using tiny bits of cloth
#514 - annamerp (05/31/2012) [-]
I agree with all of those.
Except the eyebrow one.
Because if I didnt pluck my eyebrows,
I would look like this.
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User avatar #524 to #514 - tkfourtwoone (05/31/2012) [-]
Thufir Hawat, what are you doing here? Your Duke requests your presence!
User avatar #526 to #524 - annamerp (05/31/2012) [-]
Sorry, Im busy being enslaved, and secretly poisoned.
User avatar #527 to #526 - tkfourtwoone (05/31/2012) [-]
Damn females, they're more vicious than we thought!
#513 - sathrax (05/31/2012) [-]
It's easy to understand, when you admit **** logic.
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#509 - Riot (05/31/2012) [-]
I don't see the difference between being seen in my underwear and being seen in a bikini. Haven't a clue why some girls flip their **** over it.
User avatar #548 to #509 - jnbwk (05/31/2012) [-]
I don't like to be seen in either. Both feel the same to me, and I don't like the world looking at body as I'm parading around the beach practically naked. And if I really wanted to go swimming and I didn't have a bikini on me, I'd just hop in in my underwear. They're both just clothes.
User avatar #549 to #548 - zombiestookmybike (05/31/2012) [-]
cool story bro
User avatar #659 to #549 - tjsoup (11/08/2012) [-]
hi
User avatar #536 to #509 - zombiestookmybike (05/31/2012) [-]
i'm sure though if you were with a girl you'd rather a bunch of guys saw her in a bikini rather than a bunch of guys seeing her in underwear..
#538 to #536 - Riot (05/31/2012) [-]
What's the difference?
User avatar #541 to #538 - zombiestookmybike (05/31/2012) [-]
i just think if it was your girlfriend you'd probably rather they saw her in a bikini. it's all about context though.. if she's out in public on the beach wearing a bikini there's no problem.. but if she's in underwear (hopefully) she's like in somewhere private and just getting changed, in which case i would freak a little cause someone shouldn't be walking in on me changing :L
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User avatar #545 to #544 - zombiestookmybike (05/31/2012) [-]
yeah they are the same.. but if you think of the situation in which you're likely to be seen in each it's understandable.. you're on the beach in a bikini you're going to be seen. you're changing somewhere that's probably meant to be private, you'd be a bit pissed if someone walked in.
also, it's how society views both. bikinis are made to be worn around and in front of people, whereas underwear (minus the slags) is typically made to be worn under clothing and is usually only seen by your partner.. :)
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