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Comments(318):
#85 to #38
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yudodat ONLINE (05/29/2012) [-] 
**yudodat rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at Nope ** MFW I just sat and watched that for almost 15 minutes.....
#26
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siksteen (05/29/2012) [-] Or
1.Piss on floor
2.Absorb the piss with sponge
3.Throw it in the sleeping person's face
1.Piss on floor
2.Absorb the piss with sponge
3.Throw it in the sleeping person's face
#21
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IshimelofSomewhere ONLINE (05/29/2012) [-] a similar prank
>take dump on cooking tray (put plastic wrap on it first)
>spread the shit out into a thin layer to where it looks like brownies
>freeze it
>cut shit into small squares
>while still frozen put shit squares on someones car seat on a hot day
make sure that windows are rolled up and there will be a few hours between when you put shit squares in car and they come back, for best effect
>take dump on cooking tray (put plastic wrap on it first)
>spread the shit out into a thin layer to where it looks like brownies
>freeze it
>cut shit into small squares
>while still frozen put shit squares on someones car seat on a hot day
make sure that windows are rolled up and there will be a few hours between when you put shit squares in car and they come back, for best effect
#39 to #25
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IshimelofSomewhere ONLINE (05/29/2012) [-] you freeze the shit so that it is easier to sneak into someones car. You don't want to just take a dump and you don't want to just put warm fresh shit in there because you may be caught easier.
Secondly, another idea i didn't mention is that if you freeze it, you can take smaller 'chunks' and hide them in harder to reach places in the car so its harder to get rid of the smell; under the seat, in the glovebox, under the pedal, etc
Secondly, another idea i didn't mention is that if you freeze it, you can take smaller 'chunks' and hide them in harder to reach places in the car so its harder to get rid of the smell; under the seat, in the glovebox, under the pedal, etc
#153 to #42
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IshimelofSomewhere ONLINE (05/29/2012) [-] i don't really know, my friend told me this one day but I've not done it so i don't know which is better.
i guess the idea of freezing shit and putting it in someones car is more of a prank when just shitting in their vehicle is a dick move.
i guess the idea of freezing shit and putting it in someones car is more of a prank when just shitting in their vehicle is a dick move.
#20
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herberto (05/29/2012) [-] Or throw it like a frisbee through someones window and make it look like somone broke in the window and peed.
#164 to #19
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N. Korean citizen (05/29/2012) [-]
i'd take my chances with the keyhole if i'm being honest. seems more anthropometrically viable, you know.. no struggling to get it down there in the first place let alone rubbing my dick all over the floor.
WAIT! guys, i have another idea. get a piece of straight hot wheels track, slide it under the door and lift it up slightly at your side. piss onto the hotwheels track and you've got a steady stream of piss flowing right under the door.
HOLY SHIT- another idea, get a fucking watergun and tape a drinking straw to the end of the barrel. piss in the watergun, feed straw through keyhole or under door and squirt your piss right onto the bastard's doormat.
WAIT! guys, i have another idea. get a piece of straight hot wheels track, slide it under the door and lift it up slightly at your side. piss onto the hotwheels track and you've got a steady stream of piss flowing right under the door.
HOLY SHIT- another idea, get a fucking watergun and tape a drinking straw to the end of the barrel. piss in the watergun, feed straw through keyhole or under door and squirt your piss right onto the bastard's doormat.
#16
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N. Korean citizen (05/29/2012) [-]
Cousin told me this when i was 12.
Much better to use a science petri dish.
Works a lot better and you can conceal it in your fridge better especially with the lid so you don't have to worry about it spilling.
Much better to use a science petri dish.
Works a lot better and you can conceal it in your fridge better especially with the lid so you don't have to worry about it spilling.
#12
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jalthelas (05/29/2012) [-] >shit in hand
>run next door
>ring doorbell and back up
>neighbor answers
>throw shit at their face
>get the fuck outta there
>you're a monkey
>run next door
>ring doorbell and back up
>neighbor answers
>throw shit at their face
>get the fuck outta there
>you're a monkey
#5
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IamSofaKingdom (05/29/2012) [-] Using a plate is retarded. I learned this trick years ago and it is much better to use dixie cups. You pee just a little bit in them and then after it is frozen you just rip the paper cup off or it. Tiny piss disks.
#1
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N. Korean citizen (05/28/2012) [-] **anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at Microsoft office theft ** piss
