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#775 - Pacboy
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(05/28/2012) [-]
MFW I looked to the left and saw my wallet...
#790 to #775 - vatra
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(05/28/2012) [-]
You win the Internet.
#774 - choclategum
Reply 0
(05/28/2012) [-]
A cellphone
#772 - danniegurl
Reply 0
(05/28/2012) [-]
a sample size bottle of baby shampoo.
#770 - anon
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(05/28/2012) [-]
When I was reading the post, my friend thought it would be funny to slap my left ear with his penis.
#768 - toofake
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(05/28/2012) [-]
box of tissues
box of tissues
#767 - georgiejohnson
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(05/28/2012) [-]
A wall, this will bring the bitches to me for sure.
#766 - densiks
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(05/28/2012) [-]
What do you know about ************ girlfriends hater!
#765 - jdistasio
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(05/28/2012) [-]
A picture of my girlfriend and I at prom. I guess that works.
#763 - anon
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(05/28/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #5225665 at FJ Pony Thread ** What I use to get women
#762 - Chileangod
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(05/28/2012) [-]
a calculator...?
#761 - extradelight
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(05/28/2012) [-]
It's my sister.
#764 to #761 - Chileangod
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(05/28/2012) [-]
go on......
go on......
#776 to #764 - extradelight
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(05/28/2012) [-]
She's 9.
#836 to #776 - Chileangod
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(05/28/2012) [-]
go on.......
#759 - willgum
Reply 0
(05/28/2012) [-]
a ps3 contorler
#758 - anon
Reply 0
(05/28/2012) [-]
a sock...
#757 - drlemniscate
Reply 0
(05/28/2012) [-]
>mfw it's my girlfriend
#756 - swichblade
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(05/28/2012) [-]
A knife, a small, cloth bag, and a window. A Walther P1 was in my left hand when I read this.
#755 - neonthethird
Reply 0
(05/28/2012) [-]
A KNIFE??? I, for one like where this is going
#754 - letmepottwo
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(05/28/2012) [-]
i just put the nerd gun that was in my left hand on my right just as i changed to this post
#753 - atemysharpie
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(05/28/2012) [-]
Show that bitch some balisong flipping skills.
pic related, same model I have
#751 - anoldfatguy
Reply 0
(05/28/2012) [-]
a tape measure... Still Counts
#749 - roflerman
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(05/28/2012) [-]
A can of Dr. Pepper. Hmmm.
#760 to #749 - Sunburn
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(05/28/2012) [-]
Sneak up behind her and pour it in her eyes. The phosphoric acid will burn away her eyes and you will be the hero that takes her to the doctor. Since she's blind she will have no idea it was you.
#769 to #760 - roflerman
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(05/28/2012) [-]
Or I could just hand it to her and talk and then date and then marry and settle down and then go to a life of tilling the fields and raising brats... uh... children!
#771 to #769 - Sunburn
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(05/28/2012) [-]
Pfft... your choice.
#773 to #771 - roflerman
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(05/28/2012) [-]
You obviously have not played Diablo 3. XD
#878 to #773 - Sunburn
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(05/28/2012) [-]
OBJECTION! I'm playing it now.