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#277 - GenocideFreak (05/27/2012) [-]
I came here for the bloody, and the bloody is what i get.
#289 to #277 - waffies (05/27/2012) [-]
glad i could please!
User avatar #275 - shemillionaire (05/27/2012) [-]
Pfft, I am Canadian, we ride polar bears to school.
User avatar #294 to #275 - EasyEnzie (05/27/2012) [-]
this is a fact
#283 to #275 - waffies (05/27/2012) [-]
would be so jealous
would be so jealous
User avatar #273 - wargeneralwest (05/27/2012) [-]
The fucked up part is that the guy most likely got fined and got hate mail from animal rights activists and tree huggers for killing an endangered animal.
User avatar #271 - illiekshortshorts (05/27/2012) [-]
This isnt even that bad......
#279 to #271 - waffies (05/27/2012) [-]
I agree though, i wouldnt have been able to post this if i was still freaked out by it. Just the most chilling thing i had, though a polar bear threat isnt as freaky as a good slendy story or something.
User avatar #270 - thekeldog (05/27/2012) [-]
so i guess gore = morbid now....
#276 to #270 - waffies (05/27/2012) [-]
The morbidity that i posted it for was due to the fact that polar bears scare the shit outta me, and i found this to be chilling and scary. Better than a NOPE story. If you have a truly, undeniably morbid post, i would love it and thumb you twofold given the chance.
User avatar #280 to #276 - thekeldog (05/27/2012) [-]
thats cool and all, but i liked the morbid channel cause it scared me...now all i see is gore and nope storys...
User avatar #285 to #280 - waffies (05/27/2012) [-]
So this wasnt the post for you, i'm getting a fair number of comments about freaked out persons, so i hit some userbase or another. Sorry i couldnt deliver any better
User avatar #344 to #285 - thekeldog (05/27/2012) [-]
not blaming u, just pointing out what i see the morbid channel to be becoming.
#268 - anonynot (05/27/2012) [-]
ok fuck this shit good night everyone
#272 to #268 - waffies (05/27/2012) [-]
goodnight! off to bed!
goodnight! off to bed!
#266 - anonymous (05/27/2012) [-]
The last picture of the leg was not due to a polar bear attack, that was a result of someone walking around with a loaded shotgun and not using the safety.
User avatar #269 to #266 - waffies (05/27/2012) [-]
Well it's straight from Conoco Phillips HR department, so i suppose they could be full of shit and wanting to scare their employees into caution.
User avatar #264 - cakezs (05/27/2012) [-]
Now I feel like a pussy for icing my sprained ankle all day.
#262 - mrfartypants (05/27/2012) [-]
morbid
morbid
#261 - madkizzadog (05/27/2012) [-]
poor polar bear... all he wanted was a hug
#252 - toxicfrozt (05/27/2012) [-]
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#258 to #252 - waffies (05/27/2012) [-]
4th time this has been posted on my content today
User avatar #251 - steinarsn (05/27/2012) [-]
He should have known better
#260 to #251 - waffies (05/27/2012) [-]
The man seemed to have his tent-building skills down, and has a suitible self defense firearm on hand.... makes me wonder why he wouldnt be more wary of the local predators....
User avatar #263 to #260 - GBird (05/27/2012) [-]
Firearms work as often for self defense against bears as none at all. The more you know.
#267 to #263 - waffies (05/27/2012) [-]
Well it seemed like playing dead may not have dont him much good in the scenario. We'd have to see it happen to know. For all we know the bear was sick! or the man was banging pots and pans together! All speculation now. I'm just saying that he lived, that's the idea. I'd prefer the bear had lived of course but in a situation where your opponent cannot be reasoned with? Fair point though broski.
User avatar #274 to #267 - GBird (05/27/2012) [-]
Oh God No! Never play dead! Look at Yellowstone's Night of the Bears. Bear Spray causes only temporary pain to the animal (most of the time) and is almost 100% effective.
User avatar #288 to #274 - waffies (05/27/2012) [-]
you have NO idea how hard i just winced. That shit hurts SO FUCKING BAD.... GOD the memories. now i have to make another content about that.... damn, it's going to be one that despite true story people are gonna call BS
User avatar #291 to #288 - GBird (05/27/2012) [-]
Easy there, bear.
#298 to #291 - waffies (05/27/2012) [-]
I got a secondary waft of that stuff to the face when one a guy accidentally sprayed my friend next to me full in the face with it.... gods.....
I got a secondary waft of that stuff to the face when one a guy accidentally sprayed my friend next to me full in the face with it.... gods.....
#248 - beautifulmonster (05/27/2012) [-]
The internet has ruined me. This didn't make me even feel the slightest bit sick when I think it should have.
The internet has ruined me. This didn't make me even feel the slightest bit sick when I think it should have.
#250 to #248 - waffies (05/27/2012) [-]
Not necessarily ruined, as much as made you a tad jaded, and prepped you for any unfortunate circumstances!

Try not to die!
User avatar #253 to #250 - beautifulmonster (05/27/2012) [-]
That is true. And I will most certainly try not to die.
That face is so freaking adorable
User avatar #256 to #253 - waffies (05/27/2012) [-]
Yeah, i've been told it's pony relevant, but i have no idea from what. I like to use it when saying something with a cheery voice! but unfortunately i lose thumbs because of its origin
User avatar #259 to #256 - beautifulmonster (05/27/2012) [-]
It does look like something to do with ponies.. But who gives a crap. It's freaking adorable.
#247 - cinnamontoastmunch (05/27/2012) [-]
FUCK POLAR BEARS!

#254 to #247 - waffies (05/27/2012) [-]
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A TERRIBLE IDEA!!!!!!   
   
Look what happened when this guy had a polar bear in his tent!    
   
Why would you want one in your bed?
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A TERRIBLE IDEA!!!!!!

Look what happened when this guy had a polar bear in his tent!

Why would you want one in your bed?
#255 to #254 - cinnamontoastmunch (05/27/2012) [-]
I meant polar bears are douches
#265 to #255 - waffies (05/27/2012) [-]
Yes I know. And I meant you shouldn't stick your dick in one!
#245 - anonymous (05/27/2012) [-]
is it bad that the ankle part reminds me of a chicken wing?
#240 - thefann (05/27/2012) [-]
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User avatar #237 - zers (05/27/2012) [-]
Oh god...I was actually ok with this... If I were to have seen this when I first got on to funnyjunk I would have puked. What have you done to me funnyjunk...
#241 to #237 - waffies (05/27/2012) [-]
I remember the day when i first said that about 4chan.... hmm, now /b/ is boring and i can't get myself off of FJ....

Eh, welcome to the internet!
#236 - vikingdan (05/27/2012) [-]
**vikingdan rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at arousing **
#239 to #236 - waffies (05/27/2012) [-]
Oh god, someone shoulda told that to the camper who decided to take a nap in the northern Yukon
User avatar #234 - unncommon (05/27/2012) [-]
This was awesome. You're awesome.
inb4 it wasn't because of how morbid it was or what ever, it was because it was a bad ass story.
User avatar #242 to #234 - waffies (05/27/2012) [-]
thanks broski. I just kinda had it on a flash drive, decided to finish up the story and such, so it's really Conoco who deserves a thousand thumbs. Unfortunately they dont like the internet that much...
User avatar #232 - scotlandspie (05/27/2012) [-]
Morbid doesn't mean gore :L why so many people no know difference

WE NEED A GORE CHANNEL
#238 to #232 - waffies (05/27/2012) [-]
morbid channel used to be full of gore and scary stories. The stories died out, the gore went away, and then came the NOPENOPENOPE and the "once upon a time i gave my wife my wallet" posts. I do know the difference: I personally am afraid of polar bears, and i find this story chilling and nightmare worthy. Some others may find the premise creepy and therefore at least slightly morbid. If you can think of some way to bring the heary-stopping scares back, be my guest. I delivered as best as i could.

Either way, thanks for the opinion, always love the feedback. Have a good day broski
User avatar #243 to #238 - scotlandspie (05/27/2012) [-]
maybe a channel about fears would have been a better solution for you, but gore and morbid things aren't always the same.

Gore scares you

Morbid things haunt you

if you have a fear this does both to you.

gore is a reflex

morbid is psycological < yeah i misspelled

fear is both

#246 to #243 - waffies (05/27/2012) [-]
I understood your meaning. I have chronic hallucinations, so when i say "I'm afraid of polar bears" it means "I ran away from invisible polar bears growing up". This post is psychological for me, about as morbid as it gets.
Thanks for logical response though.
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