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#1455 - thisisagamertag (05/28/2012) [-]
I got sex about betting over food. :| wut
#1389 - Womens Study Major (05/25/2012) [-]
"God, no, thought Stevie."
-Trainspotting
#1334 - fucktheponies (05/25/2012) [-]
It's perfect! "Ich rundweg abgelehnt ihnen ohne zu denken." - Mein Kampf
#1297 - Womens Study Major (05/25/2012) [-]
"It acts only as a punishment,not therapy; it is one more stress to an only stressed skin" How accurate. That's exactly why I became asexual. #Forever Alone. I feel having genitalia is a curse and you could be much more successful if it were possible eliminate the need for sex.
#1271 - Womens Study Major (05/25/2012) [-]
arms around his chest. His side flared in pain, and he uttered a short grunt..

inheritence
#1238 - corundum (05/25/2012) [-]
"Give myself two hours coming and going so I can stay out of his way."

-- The Help
#1201 - bakalakastan (05/25/2012) [-]
There was no birdsong, no insect-rustle, no animal-cry; for none of these creatures inhabited the woods.
User avatar #1161 - nyanseverywhere (05/25/2012) [-]
"We can be friends... i mean, if you want."
The Fall of reach, by Eric Nylund.

God dammit.
User avatar #1093 - Spavaloo (05/25/2012) [-]
"There they will embed themselves in the host tissue."

What the **** , Rama II?
#1055 - emilylikeschicken (05/25/2012) [-]
No wonder some people are scared of cats! -Cats Cats Cats Cats Cats Cats by John R. Gilbert
Well...
User avatar #1030 - olaffisbeans (05/25/2012) [-]
Spit that out right now!
#999 - Greekkenyan (05/25/2012) [-]
"Notable achievements"
#962 - Womens Study Major (05/25/2012) [-]
Harry was lying in one his apathetic phases, staring at the ceiling, his exhausted mind quite blank, when his uncle entered the bedroom.
User avatar #926 - logosayshiaaron (05/25/2012) [-]
That didnt mean they'd stopped. -Gears of war aspho fields.
User avatar #890 - thedragonflyking (05/25/2012) [-]
what is the effect of more batterys and the power of a magnet...--jake drake know it all
#868 - znigga (05/25/2012) [-]
the book kaffir boy was next to me so i turned to page 45 and found this...    
"I watched as the other boys removed their clothing and bent over, as the older men rubbed what appeared to be vaseline on their penis's." One of them looked over to me and said "You'll be next" Which caused me to run...    
<<mfw-and yes I am Clint east wood.
the book kaffir boy was next to me so i turned to page 45 and found this...
"I watched as the other boys removed their clothing and bent over, as the older men rubbed what appeared to be vaseline on their penis's." One of them looked over to me and said "You'll be next" Which caused me to run...
<<mfw-and yes I am Clint east wood.
#837 - Womens Study Major (05/25/2012) [-]
Better for a slow-slide scenario or a "grid-up" depression wherein the local agricultural and industrial payrolls may be viable.

-How to Survive the End of the World as We Know It
#809 - jaydarkwater (05/25/2012) [-]
"Of course, Vogon poetry is the third worst in the galaxy." Courtesy of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
#775 - Womens Study Major (05/24/2012) [-]
"we only to show that there exits at least one regular expression" ...
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