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#12 - MaStaR **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#11 - anonymous (05/24/2012) [-]
sick doves bro
#9 - arsecandle (05/24/2012) [-]
>Read the text first, don't get it
>see who it is MFW
#7 - anonymous (05/24/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #4618122 at FJ Pony Thread **
#6 - anonymous (05/24/2012) [-]
wut...
wut...
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User avatar #18 to #5 - wtel (05/24/2012) [-]
You should kill yourself.
#4 - wookiebeaker (05/24/2012) [-]
**wookiebeaker rolled a random image posted in comment #131 at FJ Fact 96... ** <<Mike Tyson's speech therapist.
**wookiebeaker rolled a random image posted in comment #131 at FJ Fact 96... ** <<Mike Tyson's speech therapist.
#86 to #4 - anonymous (05/24/2012) [-]
Candybar
User avatar #28 to #4 - Digitalphear ONLINE (05/24/2012) [-]
"The snozzberries taste like snozzberries"
User avatar #36 to #28 - calturk (05/24/2012) [-]
The thnothberrieth tathte like thnothberrieth
User avatar #73 to #36 - brianhanerjr (05/24/2012) [-]
OH GOD LOL
#3 - mmmribs (05/24/2012) [-]
"I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, the most ruthless champion there has ever been. No one can stop me. Lennox is a conqueror? No! I'm Alexander! He's no Alexander! I'm the best ever. There’s never been anyone as ruthless as me. I'm Sonny Liston. I'm Jack Dempsey. There's no one like me. I'm from their cloth. There is no one who can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want his heart! I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!"
#32 to #3 - zacinC (05/24/2012) [-]
It is befitting that I leave the game just like I came in, beating a big bad monster who knocks out everybody and no one can whup him. So when little Cassius Clay from Louisville, Kentucky, came up to stop Sonny Liston. The man who annihilated Floyd Patterson twice. HE WAS GONNA KILL ME! But he hit harder than George. His reach is longer than George's. He's a better boxer than George. And I'm better now than I was when you saw that 22-years old undeveloped kid running from Sonny Liston. I'm experienced now, professional. Jaws been broke, been knocked down a couple of times, I'm bad! Been chopping trees. I done something new for this fight. I done wrestled with an alligator. That's right. I have wrestled with an alligator. I done tussled with a whale. I done handcuffed lightning, thrown thunder in jail. That's bad! Only last week I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalised a brick! I'm so mean I make medicine sick!

Bad, fast! Fast! Fast! Last night I cut the light off in my bedroom, hit the switch and was in the bed before the room was dark.
User avatar #31 to #3 - zacinC (05/24/2012) [-]
There is also:
Put your mother in a straight jacket, you punk ass white boy! Come here and tell me that and I'll **** you in the ass, you punk white boy. You faggot. You can't touch me, you're not man enough. I eat your asshole alive you bitch. **** you you ho. Come say to my face and I **** you for everybody. You bitch. Come on you bitch. You scared coward, you not man enough to **** with me. You can't last two minutes in my world bitch. Look at you, you scared now you ho. Scared like a little white pussy. Scared of the real man. I'll **** you till you love me faggot.
#20 to #3 - beerinder (05/24/2012) [-]
how he said it

"I'm the betht ever. I'm the motht brutal and viciouth, the motht ruthleth champion there hath ever been. No one can thtop me. Lennoth ith a conqueror? No! I'm Alethander! He's no Alethander! I'm the betht ever. There’th never been anyone ath ruthleth as me. I'm Thonny Lithton. I'm Jack Dempthey. There'th no one like me. I'm from their cloth. There ith no one who can match me. My thtyle ith impetuouth, my defenthe ith impregnable, and I'm just ferociouth. I want his heart! I want to eat his children! Praithe be to Allah!"
User avatar #14 to #3 - apillow (05/24/2012) [-]
If anybody wants the source: youtube . com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=UjwhVX-n40g#t=46s
#10 to #3 - hingerbinger ONLINE (05/24/2012) [-]
I can just imagine how much he struggled to say that.
I can just imagine how much he struggled to say that.
#2 - xerardo (05/24/2012) [-]
mike's face when they seal the deal   
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mike's face when they seal the deal
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#1 - tannerp (05/24/2012) [-]
i lol'd
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