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#696 - vgamefrk (05/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Yes its a totally different perspective based on whether you're religious or not. I don't care if you are atheist, agnostic, christian, or believe in purple. But creating this was your way of showing that you are butthurt by religion. Leave your opinion out of here. This is funnyjunk. I don't see the funny. So I downvoted. Props for the "oc."
Yes its a totally different perspective based on whether you're religious or not. I don't care if you are atheist, agnostic, christian, or believe in purple. But creating this was your way of showing that you are butthurt by religion. Leave your opinion out of here. This is funnyjunk. I don't see the funny. So I downvoted. Props for the "oc."
User avatar #111 - adolfhilter (05/22/2012) [-]
For my next act I'll be telling people that if they rape their sister they'll have to marry her.
#80 - rightouslightning (05/22/2012) [-]
Not at all
#738 - spauldeagle (05/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Or you could be reasonable and say that the flood never 						*******					 happened. At no point in human history have we been selected down to one dude. 90% of the stories in the Old Testament are 						*********					. If you want to understand religion, let go of the Old Testament, as half of the entire thing is just a list of laws to guide a primitive civilization, the Jews (5000-2000 years ago). Our modern civilization is so much more advanced than the barbarian tribes of the BCs. The New Testament has some good 						****					 though, its just misinterpreted by confused, power hungry asses with tiny dicks. If you have any respect for what Ghandi had to say, you'd realize that Jesus said the same thing too.   
   
TL;DR   
Old Testament is gay, New Testament is totally cool   
gif is completely unrelated, I used it to attract your attention.
Or you could be reasonable and say that the flood never ******* happened. At no point in human history have we been selected down to one dude. 90% of the stories in the Old Testament are ********* . If you want to understand religion, let go of the Old Testament, as half of the entire thing is just a list of laws to guide a primitive civilization, the Jews (5000-2000 years ago). Our modern civilization is so much more advanced than the barbarian tribes of the BCs. The New Testament has some good **** though, its just misinterpreted by confused, power hungry asses with tiny dicks. If you have any respect for what Ghandi had to say, you'd realize that Jesus said the same thing too.

TL;DR
Old Testament is gay, New Testament is totally cool
gif is completely unrelated, I used it to attract your attention.
#737 - noobybooby (05/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
thumbing down all the comments like a boss.

9gag 4 life
#747 to #737 - onetwothreeawfuck (05/22/2012) [-]
Hey mate!  Welcome to Funnjunk.  I'm really glad you made it!  I'd really appreciate if you didn't thumb down every comment.  We usually just thumb down the ones that aren't funny, but hey, who am I to tell someone else how to go about their business!  Cheers!  Maybe later we could all go out for some frosty milkshakes and talk about the internet!  Bye bye!  Have a great day!
Hey mate! Welcome to Funnjunk. I'm really glad you made it! I'd really appreciate if you didn't thumb down every comment. We usually just thumb down the ones that aren't funny, but hey, who am I to tell someone else how to go about their business! Cheers! Maybe later we could all go out for some frosty milkshakes and talk about the internet! Bye bye! Have a great day!
#730 - gcgporn (05/22/2012) [-]
**gcgporn rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at Lesbian Protest ** <---- OP
#726 - 4chan refugee (05/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
There was a flood ~8000 years ago on the shores of the black sea as it rose, displacing thousands. Gods flood was the explanation for the event.
#745 to #726 - galkawhm (05/22/2012) [-]
But earth is only 6000 years old
User avatar #698 - vanoreo (05/22/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Just saying, almost all of the book of Genesis is 100% fiction.
>Adam and Eve

Source: Scripture student
User avatar #700 to #698 - lolfire (05/22/2012) [-]
From what I've gathered Genesis (And the bible as a whole) is NOT supposed to be taken literally. It's all metaphors and symbol on how to live a good life...

Think something got lost in translation..
User avatar #377 - forsakensaint (05/22/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Also if there would be a god (Witch i don't personally believe), it would be the one who created Hitler... = God once again would be the one responsible...
#300 - 4chan refugee (05/22/2012) [-]
I hate overbearing Atheists just as much as overbearing Christians. Please take your feud elsewhere.
#228 - scatmanjosh (05/22/2012) [-]
**** ...youhad to go there didnt you?
#219 - 4chan refugee (05/22/2012) [-]
#143 - kitsunemochalite (05/22/2012) [+] (6 replies)
I didn't come here to be rustled
I came here to laugh
#122 - 4chan refugee (05/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
You forgot to add that there is no possible way for the whole Earth to flood and drown everyone. It's scientifically impossible.
#106 - combatgummybear (05/22/2012) [-]
&lt; What goes on in the comments in every religion post.
< What goes on in the comments in every religion post.
#78 - popkornking (05/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Okay, so if your criticizing god, then I assume you're an athiest, but that would mean you didn't believe in god so you couldn't make fun of a comparison between god and Hitler because you don't believe in... You know what never mind
User avatar #96 to #78 - gammajk (05/22/2012) [-]
I don't think mario is real but I can still call mario an italian faggot plumber twat
#69 - kibbleis (05/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#83 to #69 - xOXAnimosityXOx (05/22/2012) [-]
I wager the sword of the storms then!
User avatar #61 - Namezone ONLINE (05/22/2012) [+] (29 replies)
okay, post places The Bible as fact, so i'll argue doing the same.

1: God gave all life in the first place, along with a set of rules. if said rules were broken, life was revoked. a contract system, just and fair since the single rule was: don't eat from that one tree over there, eat from any of the other hundreds of thousands. Conversely, Hitler had no right to take even a single life, including his own (it wasn't his to take, one reason suicide is a sin on the level of murder)

2: Humanity were warned. The Ark took one hundred years to build, and Noah was warning people. they made fun of him for building a boat and speaking about rain (to this point it never had) and flooding. they thought it would all go ahead as it always had, and they still had the chance to live if they just got onto the boat, which nobody besides Noah and his family did.

3: man was not corrupting God's plan for a perfect world, man was corrupting God's perfect man, and already had past the point or redemption for most. "And every thought of man was constantly on evil." there were people attaining celebrity status for killing other people for no real reason. a man named Lamech created a song about how he murdered a guy. God had a reason, and punished people not for who they were, but what they did. Hitler irrationally hated normal people for the sole reason of being born that way.

does this make OP's shortsighted addition to the atheistic belief-shoving fad seem any more silly? don't expect much of a reply, it's late around here.
User avatar #43 - alanthewhite (05/22/2012) [-]
**alanthewhite rolls 328,693,263**
God: I'm going to drown the wicked.

Noah: K. Can I warn them.

God: What's the point? They won't listen.

Noah: I'll try.

God: K.

-Hours Later-

Noah: They didn't listen.

God: K.
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